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proposed language is deceptive,” Crabtree said. of “Advanced Degree”“Today was a victory for Hawaii’s keiki. Haholding teachers rose from waii has become a haven for outside millionaires 32 to 37 percent. and luxury developers who treat our aina like a So, while teachers in commodity,” Rosenlee stated in response to the Hawai‘i have become more decision. “If the 1% want to call Hawaii home qualified and educated for then they should be giving back—and that starts their jobs, their salaries have with paying their fair share to ensure our chilactually decreased when indren get the quality education they deserve.” flation is factored in. What’s more, these calculations use Whether the amendment will win public the national consumer price support in November and whether schedindex (an inflation measure, uled raises will be enough to stabilize teacher calculated by the Bureau pay is yet to be seen. In the meantime, the of Labor Statistics). The Hawai‘i Department of Education is makHawai‘i state CPI is consising up for the teacher shortfall with plans to tently higher than the narecruit military members and mainlanders tional average, meaning ininto teaching positions – because, I guess, flation is greater in the state why train and pay local talent for meaningful and a localized calculation work at home when you can entice foreigners would show an even lower with the lure of working in “exotic” Hawai‘i? inflation-adjusted salary for The problems that arise when teaching posiHawai‘i’s educators. tions – positions of authority – are occupied by a population that’s nonrepresentative of students “When you adjust for is a subject worthy of closer analysis, especially cost of living, Hawai‘i Teacher salaries have not kept up with inflation in a place with the history of colonization and teachers are the lowest paid diverse demographics of Hawai‘i. But for now in the nation,” Hawai‘i State Teachers Associa- it’s enough to say that with all that’s been said MORE QUALIFIED, MORE tion President Corey Rosenlee told me about the dark place that our world is in, and EDUCATED, LESS PAY: how to remedy a broken nation and political over the phone. It comes at no surprise, then, AVERAGE TEACHER system, education should not be short changed. that Hawai‘i faces an ongoing teacher shortTeachers are on the front lines, working with age. “Right now we have a shortage of over SALARY IN HAWAI‘I the next generation to develop the skills to 1,000 teachers in hawai‘i,” Rosenlee added.

DECLINES 6.4 PERCENT hopefully make the world a brighter place. They HSTA, Hawai‘i’s teachers union, has fought Contract negotiations may have won deserve better, because our keiki deserve the for increased wages and education funding, Hawai‘i’s teachers nominal pay raises, but data recently negotiating a new contract and support- best. In Trumpland, bombarded by rife ignoshows that average teacher pay, when adjusted rance and deceit, our future depends on it. ing a constitutional amendment ballot question for inflation, is actually lower than it was in that would give the state legislature the power to 2009. On Sep. 5, The Guardian US published implement a surcharge on investment properties PLANNING DEPARTMENT an article headlined “Teacher Pay Drops 5% in order to fund public education. When asked in Last Decade – Despite Better Qualified PLANS TO ENFORCE what the HSTA is planning to do to increase Staff,” in which author Erin Durkin looked at TRANSIENT VACATION teachers’ salaries, Rosenlee stated that “The conresearch from The Brown Center on EducaRENTAL RULES stitutional amendment is the best way,” citing tion Policy at the Brookings Institution and The spread of transient vacation rental units data from the Digest of Education Statistics. the sales of multi-million dollar condos. is insidious: A March 2018 report from the The constitutional amendment ballot ques“As a wave of teacher strikes and protests Hawai‘i Appleseed Center for Law and tion has been the subject of a lawsuit recently swept several states last spring,” Durkin wrote, Economic Justice found that the proliferation filed by Hawai‘i’s four counties against the state “researchers found that after adjusting for of vacation rental units has caused a surge of inflation, teacher salaries had fallen by an aver- that disputes the language in the question is unnonresidents seeking to commercialize the houslawfully vague. On Friday, Sep. 7, in a sign that age of 4.6% compared with the school year ing stock by renting short-term vacation rentals the question will pass legal hurdles and appear that started in 2009, according to data from to visitors instead of long-term rentals to locals the Digest of Education Statistics.” In that same on ballots, First Circuit Judge Jeff Crabtree in need of homes. refused to grant an injunction on the ballot period of time, the article noted, the percentThe report also found that Maui has the highquestion for the four counties. “I do not find the est percentage of residential units used as VRUs age of teachers with master’s degrees rose from 49 to 54 percent and those with doctoral degrees increased from 2.5 to 4.5 percent.

Evidently, graduate degrees did little for teachCOCONUT POLL: ers financially – except, Durkin pointed out, burLast week we talked about a rally at Sherden master’s degree-holders in education with aton Maui organized by the union UNITE an average student loan debt of $50,879.

HERE to pressure the Marriott to give hotel In Hawai‘i, teacher salaries have also been 69% - Yes, das why hard workers a better contract. We asked readers unable to keep up with inflation. if they ever had to work more than one job According to the Digest of Education Staon Maui in order to get by. tistics, the inflation-adjusted average salary for This week we ask: Do you think the Hawai‘i’s teachers dropped 6.4 percent from 31% - No County of Maui is doing enough to regschool year 2009-2010 to school year 2016ulate short term vacation rental units?

2017 (the latest data available). However, the Hawai‘i Department of Education Data Book shows that during that same period, Vote online at mauitime.com or facebook.com/mauitime the percentage of “Fully Licensed” teachers Send coments to editor@mauitime.com increased from 93 to 96 percent and the share

in the state, Maui has the highest percentage of severely cost-burdened residents in the state, one in seven homes on Maui is a VRU, and one in three homes in Lahaina is a vacation rental.

In July 2017, the Maui County Council resolved to take action by better regulating illegal short term vacation rentals. At a meeting of the Planning Committee on Sep. 6, Planning Department officials appeared to update the council on their progress.

Administrative Planning Officer David Raatz presented a timeline showing how, since receiving funding in 2017, the department selected a firm to help the county identify illegal vacation rental units, a task that had proven difficult for the county to perform without outside assistance.

In March of 2018, the county selected a Colorado-based company called LodgingRevs.

Over the summer, LodgingRevs “monitored, recorded, and organized transient accommodations advertisement activity across the internet.”

The Planning Department has not taken immediate action. “We’re being very careful because, among other reasons, we would hate to take enforcement action against someone who’s legal,” Raatz said. “Learning about the Maui County land use laws is a new endeavor for them…

We’re pouring over their initial list to make sure it’s not marking somebody for an enforcement action that shouldn’t be on there.”

Raatz assured the councilmembers: “We’re in the final stages of working with LodgingRevs to produce what we’re calling an initial census, which is a list of vacation rental operations that appear to be operating in contravention of our zoning code.”

“We think there is likely to be enforcement action pursuant to this contract sometime soon,” Raatz added. “I don’t have a specific date, I don’t have specific numbers yet, but I expect to see action soon.”

Councilmember Yuki Lei Sugimura asked what the next steps were.

“We’re working that out as we speak on a daily basis,” Raatz answered. “It’s a major priority of the department and the zoning administration and enforcement division which has primary responsibility for working with LodgingRevs. The best I can say is we’re being diligent and coming up with a system we will feel comfortable with that will essentially run itself after we’ve taken the time to establish procedures both with the company we’re contracting with and our own staff.”

The council is hopeful that the combination of better enforcement and harsher penalties will aid the affordable housing crisis on Maui.

A proposed Maui County Charter amendment to raise fines for illegally operating vacation rental units from $1,000 to up to $20,000 plus $10,000 per day of violation thereafter will appear on ballots this November. For Maui residents facing a record-breaking high cost of housing and a 4,000 home shortage by 2020, the help can’t come soon enough. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @axelbeers For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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UH Maui College is the third most diverse university in the country. While UH Hilo ranked number one for the most diverse four-year public university in the nation. UH West O‘ahu is ranked at fourth and UH Manoa is sixth.

UH Maui College reported being 27.9 percent Asian, 7.1 percent Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander, 19.1 percent white, and 31.1 percent are two or more races. UH Hilo students reported being 20.6 percent Asian, 9.6 percent Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander, 20.2 percent white, and 31.2 percent of two or more races.

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Kona Gold, one of the most notable cannabis strains from Hawai‘i, is making a legitimate return thanks to Maui Grown Therapies. MGT, Hawai‘i’s first statelicensed medical cannabis dispensary, is releasing Kona Gold as the first in a series of rare Hawai‘i heirloom cannabis varietals that will soon be available to registered Hawai’i patients.

During the 1960’s, tropical varieties of narrow-leafleted cannabis plants were brought to Hawai‘i from the Cardamom Hills of Kerala in South India, the highlands of Thailand and Cambodia, the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta mountains of Colombia, and the coastal ranges of Oaxaca in Mexico, according to cannabis researcher Michael Backes.

Their offspring thrived in Hawai‘i’s sunny climate and rich volcanic soil. One of the most successful of these underground breeding experiments resulted in Kona Gold, which came from the Kailua-Kona coast of the Big Island in the early 1970s.

The new cultivar soon developed a reputation as an energetic and euphoric “insight drug,” making it one of the most sought-after cannabis varieties in Hawai’i and overseas. As a “Type I” cultivar, Kona Gold is THC-dominant with a pure uplifting sativa-type profile.

“Maui Grown Therapies is committed to preserving and perpetuating Hawai‘i heirloom cannabis varieties because these cultivars, such as Kona Gold, provide a much clearer, uplifting experience than most cannabis products currently available,” said MGT Chief Science Officer Andrew Weil, MD. “This variety has always been prized for its mood elevation, focus, insight, and analgesic potential and will appeal to patients seeking pain relief

with less sedation.”

According to cannabis researcher Backes, Kona Gold’s long flowering period, considerable height, and detectability nearly drove it to extinction. “Thankfully the genetics have been preserved,” said Backes.

“Its distinctive tropical aroma, reminiscent of coconut, island fruits and fresh flowers, is a hallmark of the classic Hawai‘i heirlooms, so this is the real deal.” Sales of Kona Gold to licensed Hawai’i medical patients began Thursday, September 6.

Drawing upon its vast genetic library, MGT also has plans to release two wellloved strains, Puna Butter and Maui Pre-’72 (also known as Maui Wowie) in its series of rare heritage varietals. These will be followed by cultivars from Congo, Nepal, Panama, Jamaica, and Burma.

MGT cultivates its cannabis plants “off-the-grid” with the power of the sun at its seven-acre production site in Upcountry Maui. Using custom blended organic soil and recycled purified water, the company is committed to environmentally friendly farming practices and is proud of its contribution to sustainable agriculture on Maui.

Chief Science Officer Weil chairs the company’s Science & Medical Advisory Board and Backes is the company’s curriculum and training adviser. Composed of physicians, researchers, and agriculturists, the SMA continuously review the latest research about medicinal cannabis and advises Maui Grown Therapies on product mix and formulations for Hawai‘i’s qualifying conditions.

its natural resources. The Maui ranch was one of six cattle operations honored August 1 in the annual Environmental Stewardship Awards Program. The annual ESAP was established by the National Cattlemen’s Beef Association in 1991 to honor cattle operations for their outstanding stewardship of their natural resources. The program will name its 28th national winner on Jan. 30, 2019, at the Cattle Industry Convention in New Orleans.

In announcing the regional winners, the NCBA noted that Haleakala Ranch, which was named an outstanding steward in region VI, occupies 29,000 acres on the eastern slope of Haleakala; the ranch is the island’s largest and oldest landowner. The ranch maintains valuable open space and vast diversity, ranging from near sea level to 9,500 feet in elevation, dry leeward coast to subtropical rainforest, temperate pastureland to alpine forest. Haleakala Ranch is owned by more than 100 family shareholders. Haleakala Ranch is also a partner in Maui Cattle Company which sells locally raised, grass-fed beef.

The outstanding stewardship honor was also based on the ranch’s voluntary conservation activities, which protect endangered and threatened plants and endangered forest birds. The ranch also has increased numbers of geranium arboretum, an endangered plant native only to Maui. It also hosts a recovery facility for the nene, Hawai‘i’s state bird and the world’s third-rarest goose.

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And so they have opened the door to fame for “Paul Flart” (real name: Doug), a 31-year-old hospital security guard who took to Instagram in March to share with the world his “sphincter sirens.” Flart spent a lot of time sitting around at the front desk with nothing to do, but, he noticed, “The lobby has really great acoustics, and naturally, we all fart. One day I ripped a rather nice one and got really good sound from it, so the next time it happened I recorded it and sent it to my group chat.” Those lucky friends encouraged him to go viral and helped him choose his Insta handle, Paul Flart. Today, he’s racked up more than 20,000 followers, according to Vice.

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GOVERNMENT IN ACTION The public works department in San Francisco gets, on average, 65 calls EVERY DAY with complaints about feces on the sidewalk.

Public works director Mohammed Nuru and the city’s mayor, London Breed, put their heads together and came up with a solution: the Poop Patrol. In mid-September, five public works employees with a steam cleaner will begin scouring poop “hot spots,” such as the Civic Center, Tenderloin, and South of Market neighborhoods, during the afternoons to clean up what nature has left behind. (Another team also cleans overnight.) Officials told the San Francisco Chronicle that the waste comes from dogs and people, and the mayor recently allotted about $1 million for new public restrooms. “I just want the city to be clean,” Mayor Breed said, “and I want to make sure we’re providing the resources so that it can be.”

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As his trial got underway on Aug. 22, Chinese University of Hong Kong associate professor Khaw Kim-sun pleaded not guilty to a breathtaking murder plot. Prosecutors say that in 2015, Khaw filled a yoga ball with carbon monoxide, then left it in the trunk of his wife’s car, where it slowly leaked the noxious gas and killed his wife and their 16-year-old daughter.

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bid on Aug. 28.) Rodriguez Aguilera has been a city official and a business executive, the Herald noted, but conceded, “We realize that Rodriguez Aguilera is an unusual candidate.”

Before she was a candidate, Rodriguez Aguilera appeared on Spanish-language television programs to talk about her experience of being abducted by aliens when she was 7 years old.

Three beings, two women and a man who reminded her of Jesus Christ, spoke to her “telepathically” and took her aboard their spaceship. Inside, she saw “round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship,” and she said she has communicated with them several times since then. However, editorial page editor Nancy Ancrum didn’t think Rodriguez Aguilera’s beliefs or past experiences compromised her as an effective public servant. “Here’s why we chose her: She’s not crazy,” Ancrum told The Washington Post. “I don’t think we went off the rails here.”

A ‘BAD BATCH’ OF METH Mason Tackett of Floyd County, Kentucky, told WYMT that neighbors called him on Aug. 26 to say his cousin, Phillip Hagans, was carrying items out of Tackett’s house. When Tackett returned home, he said, “It looked like he was packing up for a yard sale when he come out.” Hagans was “lying, throwing his hands, saying stuff like, ‘I didn’t do it. I didn’t do it.’ … He did pull a gun on me,” Tackett said. But what he really couldn’t understand was Hagans’ choice of items to steal: a cheese grater, an empty Lysol bottle, and soap. “Who steals a cheese grater?” Tackett asked. “He stole my soap. Who steals soap? ... Must have been a bad batch (of methamphetamine) around here ‘cause Floyd County has gone crazy in the last four days.” Hagans was charged with receiving stolen property and being a convicted felon with a firearm.

SORRY YOU MISSED IT At least one competitor dressed up as Donald Trump at the World Gravy Wrestling Championships in Lancashire, England, on Aug. 27. As grapplers slipped and slid in the slimy mess, even the referee got toppled a few times. United Press International reported that both men and women participated to support the East Lancashire Hospice.

OWWWW! Mohamad Zayid Abdihdy, 24, declared that he’s “going back to hookah” after a fiery incident on Aug. 25 involving his e-cigarette.

The cellphone store worker was in an HDTV Outlet store in Anaheim, California, buying a new television when the smoking device exploded in his pants pocket. “The gentleman, he is running… and he is screaming and yelling,” store manager Antelmolare Guzman told NBC4. “Apparently, all of his right leg was completely burnt all the way down. Part of his private parts were also kind of affected.”

While Abdihdy ran to the restroom to see to his burns, Guzman put out the still-flaming e-cig on the store’s floor. Abdihdy, who did not go to the hospital, said he still can’t walk on his leg. ■

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tanding at the summit of a hike in California, Sarah Foley gazed into the valleys below.

She turned to her boyfriend and said, “My life is perfect. I wouldn’t change a thing.” Newly in love, with a dream job she had worked hard for and amazing family and friends, she was literally and figuratively on top of the world. “I have pictures of that day – the last pictures of me standing,” she told me.

Later that day, the couple met up with friends to ride ATVs through the backroads.

Though Foley was new to motorcycles and a bit shaky, things started out well. “It was an easy, fun drive,” she said. “They put me on the big one because I’m not really comfortable on those things.” Then, the accident happened: Trying to avoid a collision, Foley panicked and veered off the trail. She ended up in a ditch. “It’s just like they say – everything slowed down. I heard every little break. It’s funny the first things that go through your mind.”

“Don’t move me. Call Life Flight,” she told her friends. “How’s my face?” Foley has a beautiful face: clear blue eyes, fine features, a wide, pretty smile. But her face looked fine; remarkably, she appeared completely unscathed: “There was not even a stitch of blood – it was so weird,” she said.

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She had no way of knowing that she had a spinal cord injury.

From that ditch in California where Foley waited for hours to be helicoptered out, she had no way of knowing anything that her future held. She didn’t yet know about the hours of surgery and weeks of rehabilitation ahead of her. She didn’t know about the wheelchair she would at first loathe, then begin to accept and even love. She didn’t know that she would eventually marry the boyfriend she hiked with that day, or that they would move to Maui and have a son. She certainly couldn’t have predicted that she would become Ms. Wheelchair Hawaii and compete for a national title. All she knew in that moment was that she was seriously injured.

Fast forward six years. Fresh from an appointment at Salon 253, Foley ordered a triple-shot cappuccino and settled in to talk with me at Wailuku Coffee Co. I had met Foley a few times before; once at a Kelea Foundation event at Ho‘okipa, where in her sash and tiara, she led a group of teenagers through a self-empowerment activity.

I had also seen her at the Fourth of July parade in Makawao, where she sat waving to the crowds on her cute convertible, her trusty wheelchair in the backseat, a vision through the mist. At 36, Foley has perky blonde hair and the luminescent, straightforward smile of a beauty queen.

Which, of course, is what she is. This past August, Foley went to Grand Rapids, Michigan, where she competed amongst women from all over the country, all in wheelchairs. Sitting in her ball gown, vying for the title of Ms. Wheelchair America, Foley was in her element, radiating health and goodwill.

But it wasn’t always this way. Throughout our conversation, as we discussed the competition and the journey that led her down this path, Foley spoke eloquently of the pain and grief of losing her ability to walk while rediscovering her dignity and positive spirit. Instead of speaking in pageant platitudes, Foley was refreshingly open and honest when discussing her injury, what life is like for her now, the many lessons she’s learned, and how she is using those lessons to inspire others.

Following her injury, after weeks in rehab where they taught her how to take care of her needs and move around in a wheelchair, Foley went back to work as quickly as possible. She was the director of a spa and took pride in her position.

“Coming from this accident where I needed so much help, then going back to this position where they needed me, I was the boss; I was really proud of that.” Despite the outward appearance of having everything together, Foley didn’t have an outlet for the suffering she was internally endur-

ing. After long days at work, she would get into her car and cry the whole way home.

Part of her suffering was rooted in denial.

“I never thought it would get to five years and I wouldn’t be walking; the thought never crossed my mind,” Foley told me. “I always had this knowledge, even up on the mountain: It’s all going to be okay.”

But Foley didn’t realize what “okay” might eventually look like. At first, “I was really gung-ho; I really thought I was going to walk again. I was itching to get back to normalcy. I just wanted to go back to this perfect life I had. Looking back, it was so clear how in denial I was,” said Sarah. “I used to do photoshoots sitting on things; I was never in my chair, even at my wedding. Now, I want my chair in every single photo. I put flowers on it. Now I see it as my partner.”

Moving to Maui and being steeped in Hawai‘i’s culture is one of the things that helped Foley make this shift. Living in the islands has helped Foley see herself more holistically. Before she moved here, she said she told herself, “If I’m going to go, I’m going to heal.” Her idea was that it would be physical: Her body would respond to the climate and people of Hawai‘i and get her walking again. “What I didn’t realize is how much emotional healing had to happen.”

“Now I’m on this wild ride, and I think back: What would be happening right now, if the accident never happened? I wouldn’t be

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complete with full tail. During ‘50s night, she went as Marilyn Monroe. There was ballroom dancing, field trips, and workshops.

After a week of competition, Foley ended up in the top five on crowning night. It got down to her and Ms. Louisiana. “The little girl in me was like, I’ve waited my entire life for this moment! This is everything! And

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I used to do photoshoots sitting on things; I was never in my chair, even at my wedding. Now, I want my chair in every single photo. I put flowers on it. Now I see it as my partner.

then it was just like my accident: everything happened in slow motion, and everything got quiet, and I got this flash of, ‘Nope, you’re not going to win this, it’s not for you.’ And that’s okay. I knew I wasn’t going to win, and I knew I shouldn’t win.”

She entered the competition knowing that she hoped that the winner would be the woman who would do the most for the wheelchair community with her platform, and to Foley, Ms. Louisiana fit that bill. Foley ended up bringing home first-runner up, which she is really happy about.

On her way out of the event, someone pulled her aside and said, “Dream big,” and Foley fully intends to do just that.

Her experience as Ms. Wheelchair Hawaii has generated momentum, and Foley has a lot of ideas and energy for where she wants to go next. Along with her trainer, she’s developing a fitness app for people in wheelchairs, since she’s found a lot of empowerment through fitness. As the state representative of the competition, it’s up to her to start a Ms. Wheelchair Hawaii competition here in the islands. She’s envisioning a summit, rather than a competition, for the statewide event.

“We’re all wanting inclusion and accessibility,” said Foley. She’s hoping to bring

- Sarah Foley

when something sucks,” she said. When Foley was first injured, she thought she needed to put a happy face on for everyone else, which left her unable to acknowledge the truth that becoming paralyzed was really hard. “Disability or not, we all have something we want to change. Accidents, disease, mistakes – it’s okay to sit back and say, this sucks. And we can’t change it.”

Though Foley’s nuanced worldview encompasses the unfair nature of life, she is not defeatist. “I think the optimism in my core is who I am; I think that has served me in a lot of ways,” Foley said. “We’re on the brink of a lot of inclusion, including in Hollywood, and we’re seeing a lot in science, technology, and medicine. There’s a huge shift right now.” We talked about how in many ways, now is the best time in human history to be different.

Much of Foley’s mission is addressing this complexity and showing people that while they might need help, they can be empowered. She regularly posts pictures of herself lifting weights at the gym, and writes and speaks about the power of a polished appearance. She initially struggled with the idea of being beautiful in a wheelchair.

“Who are you to try to look sexy in a wheelchair?” she asked herself early on.

Through her journey, she’s come to embrace her inner beauty queen and understand that looking good is valid and even transformative, especially for those who are in wheelchairs. Foley even developed a project based on this idea, The Vertical Beauty Project, which gives women with disabilities a makeover and treats them to a photoshoot. “A shift happens during the shoot, and they feel beautiful,” said Foley.

What else does the future hold for Foley?

“My ultimate dream is to be doing motivational speaking to any and every group.” She hope to share her lessons: “Taking care of yourself, changing your perception, facing your circumstances head on, grieving; all of those are universal lessons. I’d also love to do retreats with women for disabilities.

It would be like a makeover from the inside out. To show them that they can do a lot, and show them that they are beautiful people too, and that is totally valid too. I really acknowledge the fact that life without struggle has no strength.”

And Foley does have strength, and wisdom, the kind that can result from suffering and healing. She embodies grace yet doesn’t deny the despair that comes with life, and claims her beauty while explaining her tragedy. Those things can exist at the same time; maybe they have to. “We can plan our whole lives out, and most likely they are not going to go to plan,” said Foley. It’s what we do next that matters, and Foley has big plans. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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a writer or a speaker. I always saw myself on a stage somewhere, but I had nothing to talk about. No struggle. I love a crowd; I love to talk to people and uplift them. Without the accident, all of these things wouldn’t have happened.” She knows without the long and mysterious chain of events that leads from one thing to another, she also wouldn’t have her three-year-old son if her injury had never happened. “He is so compassionate and strong; it’s amazing, the person that he is going to be because of this,” she said.

While she has undergone healing and is happy with her life, Foley speaks authentically about her injury and losing her ability to walk. “It’s still a tragedy; let’s not even sugar coat it. Every day I’m faced with something that’s like, that would be so much easier if I could walk.”

Though Foley is optimistic, she acknowledges that there is a fair amount of hopelessness within the disabled community, and she understands it. “This element of needing help is the thing I struggle with every day,” she said.

She tells me a story of something that happened earlier that week. “This is embarrassing.

I had fallen from my wheelchair and couldn’t get into my car,” she said. No one was around, and she didn’t want to call for help. “I felt so... don’t even know what the word is; I hate seeing myself in such a needy place. I just sat there for ten minutes,” she said, until a neighbor came out and saw she needed help. “To go from ‘I am fully capable of handling my life’ to ‘I need help;’ it’s hard.”

The Ms. Wheelchair competition is one of the things that has helped Foley find selfdetermination and purpose. It’s also aligned with Foley’s personality. “I’ve seriously always wanted to be Miss America; I never missed a pageant on TV. I always had it in the back of my mind that one day I might do it,” she said.

Her involvement began last January when Foley got a call. The organizers of the Ms. Wheelchair America competition had been following her online. They saw that she stood for something positive and was inspiring others, and they asked her to be Ms. Wheelchair Hawaii. “At first I would tell my friends and laugh… And then finally I was like, this is never going to come back around again.”

So she went for it. The Ms. Wheelchair America competition spanned a full week and included women from all walks of life and with all kinds of stories. The competition included themed nights: For the “Under the Sea” night, Foley wore a mermaid costume,

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Ms. Wheelchair Hawai‘i helped Foley find her purpose

women in wheelchairs together to have workshops and empowerment activities on public speaking, networking, and disability issues. “Maybe we change the game a little bit,” she said. Beyond that, she’s regularly writing her blog and sharing it on her Instagram. She’s also collaborating to write a Disney story about a princess in a wheelchair.

Though outwardly Foley shines with health, energy, and enthusiasm, Foley’s grace and acceptance of her condition was not a straightforward or simple path. During the competition, Foley shared her message, which resonates with everyone. “Disability or not; the message is the same,” Foley said.

“Sit tall, stand tall, stand up for yourself, and elevate yourself with your experiences.

Words are everything; they create our reality.” Even though not everyone has or will experience an accident of such magnitude, everyone will encounter life going awry.

“Struggles are going to happen regardless; we can always open ourselves up to changing our perspective,” said Foley. “Disability is the biggest minority group; and it’s something anyone can join at anytime. No one is safe.”

I asked her what else she wished other people knew about disability and being in a wheelchair. “In terms of educating people, that it’s totally okay to recognize

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make plant has thirteen different varieties; each species has different benefits,” he told us. He grows all and makes tinctures and tea. “Maui doesn’t have a natural soda, I’m the only one,” he tells us. The lemon ginger mamake soda, served in compostable cups, was delicious.

“We’re steady all night over here for sure,” Devin of Pastele House Maui told us. He took some time out from serving his long line of customers to chat with us about the food truck business. His truck is often parked at Kahului Harbor. “We try to stay busy,” he said.

We meandered over to a super cute truck, Pele’s Pizza, and were greeted enthusiastically by owner Savannah, whose brother was cooking pizza in the oven out back. “We’re going on a little over four months right now; it’s our passion project

“We run a plant nursery located in Lahaina.” Mario showed us the hat he had just finished, and made me a cute little coconut palm fish to take with me.

As the sun set over the West Maui Mountains, the string of lights over the Market illuminated the scene and made the Market feel even more like a festival. The seating area was full, so we perched on a curb and ate our food truck goodies under the fading light. On the stage, the Chop Suey Jazz Band, complete with a handful of saxophone players, played old-timey jazz hits while a cute kid wearing fuzzy bunny ears conducted. It was a wholesome way to spend a Sunday night.

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unday evenings in Kahului are usually pretty quiet. Recently, though, a team of food innovators has joined forces to change that. Since July, Maui Sunday Market has gathered food trucks, vendors, and musicians in the parking lot between Burger King and Maui Style Market (the old Ah Fooks). “We’re thrilled with how much this event has grown since we first started,” explained Maui Sunday Market’s event coordinator Kauai Kahaiali‘i. “Our inaugural Maui Sunday Market was held on July 22.

We had a nice crowd who showed up to see what was happening. But mostly, peo-

ple were curious. After all, this is Kahului and there are very little weekly events happening in this area.”

Every Sunday from 4-8pm, the parking lot transforms into a mini-fair, with food trucks serving up specialties ranging from pizza to barbeque to cotton candy, vendors selling local products like hats, jewelry, and honey, and a stage with live music playing throughout the evening.

Last Sunday, we wandered through to check out the scene, chat with vendors, and eat some yummy food.

And there was a lot of food. From pizza to pasteles, garlic noodles to barbeque, and ramen to cupcakes, ice cream, and cotton candy – there was a lot to offer.

First stop was to grab something to drink from Kekane, who sells mamake products. “It’s a Hawaiian plant that has been here for thousands of years. The ma-

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come to life. We built this trailer from the trailer up, including our wood fired oven.

We source everything as locally as possible,” explained Savannah.

Next up was a blonde, hippie dude named Brian, who very enthusiastically encouraged us to try samples of the Ulupalakua honey, made at the farm where he is a WWOOFER: “Save the bees, it’s a real thing!”

Besides the food trucks, the Market also offers an eclectic variety local products like succulents, starfruit, hot sauce, hats, and pearl jewelry. Juan of Hawaii Made Products sells a variety of local items, like soap from Filthy Farmgirls, jewelry, and even a sundial watch. “It’s all sourced and made across the islands,” he explained.

Ui and Mario of Maui Grown 808 showed us their coconut palm woven hats and baskets. The market has been pretty good,” she said as she explained their backstory and products. “In our culture, if you don’t perpetuate, you lose it,” Ui said.

has become a place where locals can gather, reunite with friends and neighbors, and visitors can see the array of foods and products that our islands have to offer.

There’s a waiting list of food trucks who want to participate, and we’ve even run out of tables for people to eat at. It’s a nice problem to have.”

The Market is the result of several food-driven organizations joining forces.

It’s a collaboration between Maui Street Eatz and K&M Enterprises, and is sponsored by the Maui Food Technology Center, a non-profit that’s on a mission to encourage Maui’s local food scene by supporting local farmers, food innovators, and entrepreneurs. Maui Sunday Market runs every Sunday from 4pm8pm at Kahului Shopping Center, right off Ka‘ahumanu Avenue. ■ jen@mauitime.com For more foodie stories, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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If You're Not Coming to Party, Don't Come TECH N9NE TAKES TO THE MAUI STAGE ON SEPTEMBER 18 Doors, with Five Finger Death Punch. I have jazz, even gospel music makes it way into our work because Krizz Kaliko and I were church babies, so you hear the choir come through from time to time. There’s a lot of different styles of music; R&B is in there. We’re just a clusterfuck of genres and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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LH: What should we expect at your show?

Expect an action-packed set from beginning to end

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Lantana Hoke: Tech N9ne or Aaron?

Tech N9ne: Everyone calls me Tech. Nobody calls me Aaron unless they went to school with me.

LH: It’s great to talk to you, Tech.

Why did you choose to come to Maui?

Tech: I’ve been trying to get to Hawai‘i

for years. I was finally able to do Honolulu about two years ago, finally, after all these years, because they said I was a riot maker, all these promoters, but they had no idea that my fans love each other. The music is just so wild, they thought Tech was a riot maker; that’s why I wrote the song “Riot Maker” in 2006. People wouldn’t book me in Hawai‘i! But now I’m coming to Maui.

It’s spreading. That’s what I’m here for; I’m here to spread music to those that love us. I can’t wait to get down to Maui.

LH: What do you do for fun when you’re here?

Tech: When I did that show in Honolulu, I had such a good time that I booked my vacation for that following Christmas and New Year’s Eve down there. I came to the Aulani Disney Resort with my children and we stayed for 15 days. We had people take us to North Shore, show us burial grounds, it was wonderful.

LH: Your heavy metal influences make me think of some of the darker themes in your music. Where did that come from?

Tech: My mother! (laughs). My mother was a devout Christian. I wrote a song about it – I say something to the effect of, I was born in ‘71, I saw Carrie in ‘76.

When I was younger, like five-ish, my mom took me to that movie and it scared the shit out of me. Then, two years later, in ‘78, she took me to go see Halloween, and that touched me in a way that stuck with me for the rest of my life. I became

LH: You tour a lot; do you like touring?

Tech: I do, it’s my habitat. I love touring. My favorite part of touring is walking out on stage and all those people are smiling. They’re smiling at me! No matter how grim I look, they’re not scared, they smile, and that comforts me. And I’m smiling behind the mike, so I’m doing these dark songs like “Straight Out the Gate” and “You’re Lying,” but I’m smiling. When you can be a person who can walk in the room and make everyone smile, that’s a superpower.

LH: What do you want Maui residents to know about you?

Tech: That I’m trying to party. If you’re not coming to party, don’t come. It’s going to be an hour-and-a-half-long party. In this show, everybody is involved. Come to be involved in the show. It’s going to be a really nice Stranger Things party; it’s Tech N9ne, we’ve been here for over three decades, we’re still here. And better than ever.

LH: What’s your beverage of choice?

Tech: Tito’s vodka and tonic with lime.

Double shot. ■ jen@mauitime.com For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

LH: You put out a lot of material. Where does your work ethic come from?

Tech: Life is my motivation and inspiration. I live my life and I write my life. As it climbs and gets higher, stays stagnant and grows, I live and write it. I come from a dramatic past so I have a lot of stories from those years, but I’m better now, and I’m brighter now, so I’m writing that. And I’m still partying in the midst of all of it. As long as I’m living, then I can write it.

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here’s always something special about known names who come to Maui, a place that isn’t known for its incredibly active nightlife. It’s usually those artists with niche art and devoted fans that make the trek to our outer island. Tech N9ne is one such artist.

On Tuesday Sept. 18, rapper Tech N9ne is coming to Mulligans on the Blue. Along with Krizz Kaliko, Tech N9ne will take to the stage with his unique repertoire in a concert that will be a treat for his fans.

Acknowledged as one of the top independent hip-hop artists worldwide, Tech N9ne has a diverse range that’s led to collaborations with leading artists across the genres. The rapper has garnered both critical acclaim and cult fandom, and achieved both underground and commercial success.

With three gold albums and a prolific body of work, the rapper has an intense style and gritty themes, and is known for his dynamic speed and creative rhyme structure. During his decades-long career, Tech N9ne is a master rapper who can hang with the metalheads, punks, and everyone else.

Absolute Power, Tech N9ne’s classic album, was one of the soundtracks of my teenage years. I tried not to fangirl out too hard as we talked about his diverse style, how his mom inspired his love of horror, and his superpower.

Tech: This show is so action-packed and the crowd is involved from beginning to end. It’s such a weird energy – not in a bad way though – it’s got so many songs that people know, and I had no idea when I was putting the show together, I was just putting together a setlist that I liked. I thought I should bring back some old songs, and new songs up in there with it, but I actually put together a really energetic show and it does not stop. It’s really energetic, and it’s really lit, as people would say lately. It’s lit the hell up. Me and Krizz, we don’t have too many times to rest. From beginning to end, baby, it’s really wild. If you make it to the show, and I hope you do, there’s a really metal-punk intro called “Anti” that I come out to.

the Michael Myers of rap. You know what I mean? Lyrically; a lyrical killer. My mom took me to haunted houses. That Christian lady put the darkness on me, and I love her for it. I lost her in 2014, but she’s with me everywhere I go. That’s where those dark undertones, or overtones, whatever they are, that feeling comes from. Halloween is my favorite holiday. I’m from Kansas City, the Bible Belt; everything about the Bible is dark. The Holy Ghost, Revelations is the spookiest story.

LH: You’re known to be versatile and experiment with different genres.

Can you talk about your phases and styles over the years?

Tech: I’ve always been into rock ’n’ roll and metal, so if you pour through my work you hear me on songs with Serj Tankian of System of a Down, Corey Taylor from Slipknot, with Deftones, with the

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY SEP. 13 HEMP REVOLUTION–Steve Rose, aka the “Chief Hempster” of the Maui Hemp Institute for Research and Development, will give a short presentation on “Maui’s Hempstatic Future.” He’ll discuss MHIRD’s plans for producing hemp, and how they’ll support sustainability with agriculture, housing, products, and soil/water remediation. Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org Photo courtesy of Flickr/Mark

WEST MAUI DISASTER PREPAREDNESS DISCUSSION–The West Maui Taxpayers Association has been working on a Master Preparedness Plan for the West Maui community, and in light the recent disasters that Hurricane Lane brought to West Maui, this discussion is more serious than ever. If you’re unable to attend, the final draft of the preparedness plan can be viewed online. This will also be discussed during the meeting. Free. 5:30pm. University of Hawai‘i Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); Westmaui.org/emergency-planning Photo courtesy of National Guard

SATURDAY SEP. 15

FRIDAY SEP. 14 PROJECT COCKTAIL–This is a super fun night presented in conjunction with wine and spirit partners to highlight a different type of liquor. A variety of Maui mixologists will push their creativity to the max with themed cocktails, concoctions, live music, and more entertainment. $49. 7pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana Photo courtesy of Flickr/Jen Russo

THE STORY OF THE ‘UKULELE CONCERTS–On Saturday, Sep. 15 and Tuesday, Sep.18, attend a Story of the ‘Ukulele Concert at a Maui Library. Husband-wife duo Richard and Mele Fong are known as the Hawaiian Serenaders. They’re presenting two events; both begin with a talk about the history of the ‘ukulele, and will commence with a live concert. Free.

9/15: 11am. Lahaina Public Library, (680 Wharf St.); 808-662-3950; 9/18: 6:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St.); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org Photo by Sean Michael Hower

SATURDAY SEP SEP. E P. 15 EP STA STAND UP FOR CHILDREN RALLY–Presented by Ma Family Support Services, this event aims to Maui b bring attention and support to the children and familie of the Maui community. There’ll be a variety of live lies e entertainment with performances by Maui children, k keiki activities, and more information about early c childhood.

Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu C Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com 8 Ph Photo courtesy of Facebook/Stand Up For Children

PIE MEET UP–Do you love eating and making pies? If yes, here’s an awesome Maui foodie event just for you.

Presented by Lawelawe Hawai‘i and Edible Hawaiian Islands, guests are invited to a homemade savory or sweet pie made with as many local ingredients as possible to share with the pie loving public. No dairy cream filled pies allowed, and this is a zero waste event. 10am.

The Mill House, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Waikapu); (808) 270-0333; Lawelawehi.com Photo by Sean Michael Hower

SATURDAY SEP. 15 RUN FOREST RUN 5K/10K–This morning race is open to all ages and will begin in front of Bubba Gumps. Medals will be given to the top three finishers in each age category. After, attendees and runners can stick around for the Front Street Mile which also happens to be a Hawai‘i State Championship event. 8am. Runners Paradise Inc, (Front St., Lahaina); Runnersparadiseinc.com Photo courtesy of Runner’s Paradise

INTERNATIONAL COASTAL CLEAN-UP–The Maui Ocean Center Marine Institute invites the public to volunteer and help clean up underwater debris from the reef at Sugar Beach. Meet at the Kealia Boardwalk, bring snorkeling gear, collection bags, and tools for cutting fishing line.

Children under 15-years-old should be accompanied by an adult. Free. 7am. Kealia Boardwalk, (N Kihei Rd.); 808-270-7000; Mocmarineinstitute.org Photo courtesy of Facebook/MOC Marine Institute

SATURDAY SEP. 15 CHEF ROB’S POP-UP KITCHEN–Chef Rob Mason will prepare his “Philly Special,” a slow-roasted pork sandwich with sharp provolone, blistered shishito peppers, and a house made pickle and pork jus. 21+. 5pm.

Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com Photo courtesy of Facebook/AHA Hawaii

I KA NANI O LELE–Lahainaluna’s annual high school festival will feature Maui’s favorite eateries and food trucks, local artisans, vendors, game booths, keiki activities, a silent auction, and live entertainment. See performances by Uncle George Kahumoku Jr., Leipono, Matagi Trio, Kaleo Phillips, Lahainaluna Hawaiian Club, Lahainaluna Jazz Band, and Na Kapuna Ohana Serenaders. $5/pre-sale; $10/gate. 4pm. Lahainaluna High School, (980 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-662-4000; Lahainalunahs.org Photo courtesy of Flickr/Jen Russo

SUNDAY SEP. 16 HENRY KAPONO AND FRIENDS–This concert will be a star-studded line up of Hawai‘i’s most popular entertainers like Kalapana, Jerry Santos of Olomana, Keola Beamer, Na Leo Pilimehana, John Cruz, Brother Noland, Robi Kahakalau, Alx Kawakami, Blayne Asing, Josh Tatofi, Kalani Pe`a, Kimie Miner, Landon McNamara, Mike Love, Paula Fuga, and Starr Kalahiki. $40/GA, $15/GA children age 2-12; $55-$75/reserved; $150/VIP. Gates open at 4pm. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org Photo courtesy HenryKapono.com

DARUD DARUDE–Darude returns to Maui for his summer season tour, and all can look forward to getting up-close and personal on dan floor with one of dance music’s the dance in most influential stars. Hear an eclectic mix tranc tech, breaks, and house music. of trance, Opening sets by DJ riri haki and DJ Sweets. $25. 5pm 5pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 S Wailea); 808-874-1131; MulKaukahi St., ligan ligansontheblue.com Photo courtesy o Facebook/Darude of

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SUNDAY SEP. 16 SOUL KITCHEN’S UPCOUNTRY SUNDAYS– Easily becoming one of the most popular weekend events in Makawao Town, get ready for an afternoon dancing and groovin’ to Soul Kitchen’s Zydecoinfused music. $10. 3pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-5720220; Soulkitchenmaui.com Photo courtesy of Facebook/Soul Kitchen Maui

TECH N9NE–Regarded as one of the most successful independent hip-hop artist in the world, Tech N9ne’s influence spans over twenty years. Dominating the world of hip-hop, his music has been featured in movies, television shows, and video games. He’ll be joined on stage by Krizz Kaliko. Tickets available on Eventbrite.com. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com Photo courtesy of Hi Tide Nation

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18 SEPTEMBER 13, 2018

Film

by Barry Wurst II

The Nun The latest from the ‘Conjuring Universe’ is a nun-sensical and underwhelming thriller ★★★★★

Rated R / 96 Min.

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he scary, ghostly nun from The Conjuring 2 now has her own origin movie, a prequel that is, unfortunately, the least in the so-called “Conjuring Universe.”

Taissa Farmiga (younger sister of The Conjuring star Vera Farmiga) stars as a nun-to-be who is recruited by a guiltridden priest (played by Demian Bichir of The Hateful Eight) to investigate a supposedly haunted abbey. Once there, they quickly realize that the place is unholy, the nuns present are terrified, and that a very angry ghost is bent on destroying them.

Early on in The Nun, this evil force proves to be so powerful, it can set up a devious trap outside its domain and bury a victim alive. No, it’s not a dream sequence either. It was at that point the movie lost me. Logic is a lot to ask for in a movie like this, but the “rules” of this entity are played fast and loose, on a scene-to-scene basis. The Nun can let out a scream so jolting, it sounds victims flying through the air and crashing into a wall (this happens a lot). Sometimes bullets can stop her but not always. Also, apparently a bomb dropped during the war was strong enough to open the gates of hell.

This overblown, confusing, and underwhelming thriller acts like one of those amusement park haunted houses that are so rickety, they scare no one by trying so hard.

Farmiga is engaging in her introduction, dull for the rest of the movie,

Anything new here for horror fans? Nun whatsoever.

and will hopefully star in something better soon. Bichir seems to be filling in for Gabriel Byrne and does a poor job of it. This is the kind of well-made nonsense that Warner Brothers releases in the off-season, like the Anthony Hopkins starring The Rite or Renny Harlin’s Exorcist: The Beginning. It lacks the extraordinary suspense and terror in any of the previous Conjuring or Annabelle movies.

The title character is a great villain, with her powerful presence, vile croak of a voice and, like Pennywise the clown, she gives frightening closeups. Unfortunately, we also get an illdefined snake boy, an army of faceless nuns, a big hole in the ground, and a lame wrap-up that forces a franchise connection it doesn’t earn.

The Nun was used in a spare, chilling way in the prior installments but is ill-served in her own vehicle. She

deserves her own spooky spin-off but mostly gets shoved to the side. Her backstory is too busy to track – rather than just make her an unjustly abused and murdered nun who gets her revenge in the afterlife, we get complicated lore about a demon and lots of jump-scare infused clichés. There are so many dark hallways, people flying backwards, sinister figures wearing habits, slowly opening doors and upside-down crosses, it’s like John Carpenter does Sister Act, only nowhere near as fun as that sounds. The interiors and outdoor cemetery sets suggest an old school Hammer horror film but this rarely connects with the old school charm it intends to recreate.

There are some great throwaway bits, like a hallway of ghost nuns hanging out, a roomful of silent, hooded monsters (by far the most suspenseful sequence), and the absurd spectacle of

The Nun rising out water like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now (no joke, the homage appears intentional).

It’s all very nun-sensical, never questioning anything, and requiring the audience to take everything at face value. It exists in a world where no secular explanation comes up, which even the other films at least considered. If The Nun is given another movie of her own (I suggest The Nun II: More Bad Habits), go with less-is-more and just make her the sole threat. There are moments that may unsettle, though I sat in the front row and rarely jumped at anything (which wasn’t the case with the four other movies in the “ Conjuring Universe,” which sent me away shaking). The Nun provides an unsteady bridge to the other episodes in this series and little beyond that. Does it offer anything special for horror fans? Nope. Nun whatsoever. ■

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Film

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

The Predator- R- 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:10 3:10 4:35 7:00 8:00 9:25 10:25, 2D SUN-WED 11:45 2:10 3:10 4:35 7:00 8:00.

The Nun-R- 2D THU 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45.

2D FRI-SAT 11:15 1:25 3:35 5:45 8:00 10:10, 2D SUN 1:25 3:35 5:45 8:00, 2D MON-WED 11:15 1:25 3:35 5:45 8:00.

Christopher Robin-PG- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15. 2D FRI-WED 11:40.

Alpha-PG13- 2D THU 10:45 1:00 3:10 5:25 7:40. 2D FRI-WED 12:45 5:35.

The How’s of Us-NR- 2D THU 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:30. 2D FRI-SAT 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:00, 2D FRIWED 2:00 4:40 7:20.

Crazy Rich Asians-PG13- 2D THU 10:50 1:40 4:20 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 11:30 2:15 5:00 7:45 10:20, 2D SUN-WED 11:30 2:15 5:00 7:45.

A Simple Favor-R- 2D FRI-SAT 11:20 2:10 4:50 7:30 10:15, 2D SUN-WED 11:20 2:10 4:50 7:30.

Searching-PG13-2D THU 12:00 2:25 4:45 7:00.

White Boy Rick-R- 2D THU 7:40 10:00.

God Bless the Broken Road-PG- 2D THU 12:45 3:45 6:45 9:50.

Peppermint-R- 2D THU 1:10 3:55 7:10 9:55.

The Nun-R- 2D THU 12:00 2:35 5:10 7:50 10:30.

KIN-PG13- 2D THU 1:20 4:05 9:40.

The Little Stranger-R- 2D THU 1:15 4:10.

Operation Finale-PG13- 2D THU 12:40 3:30 10:00.

A.X.L.-PG- 2D THU 12:55 3:50 7:05 9:35.

The Happytime Murders-R- 2D THU 12:10 2:40 5:00.

Mile 22-R- 2D THU 12:05 2:45 5:05 7:30 10:25.

Crazy Rich Asians-PG13- 2D THU 12:50 4:00 6:40 9:45.

The Meg-PG13- 2D THU 1:05 4:10 7:00 10:05.

Mission Impossible: Fallout-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 3:20 6:40 9:30.

REGENCY KIHEI CINEMAS 1819 S. Kihei Rd., 808-891-1016 (Matinees: every day until 5pm)

A Simple Favor-R- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-SUN 1:20

4:10 7:00 9:45, 2D MON-WED 1:20 4:10 7:00.

The Predator-R- 2D THU 8:20. 2D FRI-SUN 12:15 2:40 5:05 7:30 9:55, 2D MON-WED 12:15 2:40 5:05 7:30.

The Nun-R- 2D THU 12:10 2:40 5:10 5:45 7:40.

2D FRI-SUN 12:10 2:30 5:15 7:40 10:05, 2D MON-WED 12:10 2:30 5:15 7:40.

Crazy Rich Asians-PG13- 2D THU 12:15 1:15 3:00 4:00 7:00. 2D FRI-SUN 1:00 4:00 7:10 10:00, 2D MON-WED 1:00 4:00 7:10.

Operation Finale- PG13- 2D THU 12:45 3:45.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) [Please Note: Showtimes were incomplete at press time. Please contact the theater for more information.]

A Simple Favor-R- 2D THU 7:10.

The Predator-R- 2D THU 7:00.

The Nun-R- 2D THU 1:30 4:30 7:15.

Crazy Rich Asians-PG13- 2D THU 1:00 4:00.

The Meg-PG13- 2D THU 1:10 3:50.

MALL MEGAPLEX

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Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) [Please Note: Showtimes were incomplete at press time. Please contact the theater for more information.]

Dragon Ball Z: Broly- The Legendary Super Saiyan-NR- 2D SAT 12:55, 2D MON 7:00.

Moses- NR- 2D THU 6:30, 2D SAT 12:55.

The Dawn Wall-NR- 2D WED 7:00.

Jurassic Park: 25th Anniversary-NR- 2D SUN 2:00, 2D TUE 7:00.

Mandy-R- 2D THU 7:00.

The Predator-R- 2D THU 7:00 9:50.

The Predator opens this week

NEW HOURS!!

Mon-Thu, Noon-11pm Fri & Sat, Noon-2am Sun, S un, 7 7-11pm -1 11pm fo for or G Gay ay N Night! ig ght!

THURSDAY HIP HOP CYPHER W/JAHSUN, RA SOL, KING RIPPA, NYKON 9PM (NO COVER)

FRIDAY

NEW THIS WEEK A SIMPLE FAVOR - R - Comedy/Crime/Drama - A vlogger turns amateur detective to uncover the truth behind her best friend’s disappearance.

Stars Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively. 117 min.

THE DAWN WALL- NR - Premiere/Documentary - American rock climbers scale a seemingly impossible cliff face in Yosemite. 115 min.

DRAGON BALL Z: BROLY - THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN - PG - Animation/Action/ Sci-Fi - Broly’s power level is OVER 9000 and the Z warriors have to face him. 72 min.

JURASSIC PARK: 25TH ANNIVERSARY PG-13 - Adventure/Sci-Fi/Thriller - Scientists play God and the whole park gets stomped.

Stars Jeff Goldblum. 127 min.

MANDY - NR - Action/Horror/Thriller - A haunted man hunts an unhinged religious sect in the wilderness. Stars Nicolas Cage, need I say more? 121 min.

MOSES - NR - Inspirational - A feature filmed before a live audience featuring massive sets, special effects, and live animals. 130 min.

THE PREDATOR - R - Action/Adventure/Horror - The universe’s deadliest sports hunter returns and a ragtag group of ex-soldiers is Earth’s only hope. Stars Sterling K. Brown, Keegan-Michael Key, and Olivia Munn. 107 min.

WHITE BOY RICK- R - Crime/Drama - A teenaged hustler becomes an FBI informant. Based on a true

story. Stars Matthew McConaughey. 110 min.

NOW PLAYING ALPHA - PG-13 - Adventure/Drama/Family A visually stunning epic adventure story set in the last Ice Age about the origins of man’s best friend. 96 min.

A.X.L. - PG - Adventure/Family/Sci-Fi - My Dog Skip meets Terminator. A top-secret bionic dog makes friends with a human boy. 100 min.

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN - PG - Animation/ Adventure/Comedy - A grown-up Christopher Robin, caught in the daily grind, rediscovers his childhood friend Winnie-the-Pooh and the joys of life. Stars Ewan McGregor. 104 min.

CRAZY RICH ASIANS - PG-13 - Comedy - A New Yorker travels to Singapore to meet her boyfriend’s family. Based on a bestselling book. Stars Constance Wu and Michelle Yeoh. 120 min.

THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS - R - Action/ Comedy/Crime - In a world where puppets and humans coexist, a series of murders plagues the cast of an ‘80s TV show. A private eye puppet takes the case. Stars Melissa McCarthy and Elizabeth Banks. 91 min.

KIN - PG-13 - Action/Sci-Fi - A mysterious weapon protects an ex-con and his adopted brother from a vengeful criminal, the feds, and an otherworldly gang. Stars Dennis Quaid. 102 min.

THE LITTLE STRANGER - R - Drama/Horror/Mystery - A doctor is called to visit a crumbling manor and

strange things start to happen, revealing that the family’s story is disturbingly entwined with his own. 111 min.

THE MEG - PG-13 - Action/Horror/Sci-Fi - Megalodon, a prehistoric shark, lives and has ruined the career and marriage of an expert sea diver who must take his shot at redemption. Stars Jason Statham and Bingbing Li. 113 min.

MILE 22 - R - Action/Thriller - An American intelligence offer and his top-secret tactical backup smuggle a mysterious police officer with sensitive information out of the country. Stars Mark Wahlberg. 95 min.

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – FALLOUT - PG13 - Action/Adventure/Thriller - A mission goes wrong and Impossible Missions Force hero Ethan Hunt must out maneuver a CIA agent. Stars Tom Cruise and Henry Cavill. 147 min.

THE NUN - R - Horror/Mystery/Thriller - A priest and a soon-to-be nun go to Romania to investigate the death of a young nun in Romania. Then, demons. Stars Taissa Farmiga. 96 min OPERATION FINALE - PG-13 - Biography/Drama/History - Secret agents track down a Nazi Holocaust mastermind. Stars Ben Kingsley. 82 min.

PEPPERMINT - R - Action/Drama/Thriller - A young mother finds herself with nothing to lose.

Time for revenge. Stars Jennifer Garner. 102 min.

SEARCHING - PG-13 - Drama/Mystery/Thriller - A modern-day thriller about a father who must scour his 16-year-old daughter’s laptop to find clues about her disappearance. Stars John Cho and Debra Messing. 102 min.

ILLMACULATE, ONLYONE, APAULO8, NYKON, JAHSUN & RA SOL 9PM-CLOSE ($10 COVER)

SATURDAY DJ TRVR 9PM ($5 COVER)

SUNDAY GAY NIGHT 7PM (NO COVER)

MONDAY MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

TUESDAY TRIVIA NIGHT W/ DYLAN 7-10PM (NO COVER)

WEDNESDAY WAI FIYA NIGHT ROOTS/DANCEHALL/REGGAE 6PM-CLOSE (NO COVER) 45 N Market St Unit B, Wailuku

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shan Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS HIP HOP CYPHER - Thu. Sep 13. It's “Hip Hop Cypher” featuring live emcees tearin’ it up, along with live DJs puttin’ it back all back together, including Jahsun, Rah Sol, King Rippa & NYKON. 21+. 9pm. Wai Bar, (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com LAHAINA 2ND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Sep 14. Get to know the Lahaina community and try delicious food from one of the restaurants, trucks, or vendors. Enjoy live entertainment and music, and check out the local art galleries for a variety of special events. 4:30pm. (Front St., Lahaina); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com ILLMACULATE - Fri. Sep 14. Battle rapper and American hip-hop artist Gregory Poe is better known by his stage name, iLLmaculate (aka iLLmac). He’ll be joined by OnlyOne, APAUL08, NYKON, JAHSUN, RA SOL and more special guests. 21+. $10. 9pm. Wai Bar, (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com GAY NIGHT - Sun. Sep 16. It’s finally here! A night we can all be proud of. Every Sunday, you can enjoy a night dedicated to Maui’s LGBTQP. 7pm. Wai Bar, (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com WAI FIYA! - Wed. Sep 19. If you’re looking to get your roots, dancehall, reggae, rocksteady, and remix fix on, then come see the Maui Roots Syndicate collective of DJ’s hit the stage. No Cover. 6pm. Wai Bar, (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com HERB OHTA JR. - Wed. Sep 19. This week’s Slack Key Show will feature Herb Ota Jr. Herb is the undisputed master ‘ukulele instrumentalist of his generation. Pre-show dinner packages are also available for Sea House Restaurant. Advance purchase required: Call or go online. $37.99-$95.

Doors: 6:45pm. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani, Lahaina); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

STAGE SHOWS OPEN MIC - Thu. Sep 13. Musicians, poets, community announcements, and more: Welcome to open stage jam. Performers pay $5. Put your name in a hat and if you get to perform, you get your money back. Each performance has a maximum of 5 minutes. $5. 6:30pm. CoWork Maui, (810 Ha‘iku Road, Unit 244); 808-633-4820; Coworkmaui.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Sep 15. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magician will treat you to the best close-up magic and comedy show while resident ghost Annabelle entertains you. $64-$104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com LIP SYNC BATTLE - Mon. Sep 17. Do you love music? Are you the ultimate performer? Let’s put your lips and your hips to the test in the Tournament Style Lip Sync Battle with elimination rounds. You choose the song and show your best moves. Cash, prizes, specials, and a good time.

Sign up: 9:30pm. 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW! - Tue. Sep 18.

Here’s a high-energy, fun comedy and magic show all ages can enjoy. Brenton Keith will amuse and

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amaze the audience with his bag-o-tricks. Free.

6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OPEN MIC COMEDY - Wed. Sep 19. Power Up Comedy welcomes all 21+ individuals to stand up for up to 5 minutes and show the crowd what you got. There will also be food and drink specials all night. Sign up: 9pm. 9:30pm.

Diamonds Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com

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Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua FIRE UP THE FUN - Fri. Sep 14. Join Chef de Cuisine Jesse Pita and Jim Hansen (general manager and wine expert) as they show step-by-step preparation of two dishes – some from the resort and others from Chef Jesse’s personal recipes. $25. 4pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com CRAB LEGS AND PRIME RIB BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Fri. Sep 14. Maui musician Ron Kuala‘au’s velvety voice and melodic guitar provide a beautiful ambiance of Hawaiian and contemporary music while you enjoy a scrumptious buffet. $44.95 per person, half-off for children 10 and younger. Reservations recommended. 5:30pm.

Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com

FIGHT CHILDHOOD HUNGER IN AMERICA - Until Mon. Oct 1. For the sixth year, Tommy Bahama partners with the No Kid Hungry campaign to fight childhood hunger in America.

Throughout the month of September, you can FRIDAY NIGHT PA‘INA - Fri. Sep 14. Enjoy live make a $5 donation to No Kid Hungry and reentertainment and local Hawaiian-style dishes at ceive a $20 promotional award card redeemenerated are used Mauka Ma Makai. They’ll also feature able in October. All fundss g generated ld hunger in the their ne new seasonal drink, the to raise awareness about chi child ate part“Pine “Pineapple Thyme.” It’s U.S., create public-private ma made with the resort’s nerships that align kidss e exclusive Single Barrel with the resources theyy Buffalo Bourbon, caraneed, and support nutrimelized pineapple, and tion programs such as handmade thyme syrup, school breakfast and all in a keepsake tiki summer meals. More glass. A portion of all details can be found UT proceeds go towards online. Tommy Bahama, O CK local Maui charities as (3750 Wailea Alanui CHE EEK p of their “Sip to Suppart Dr.); 808-875-9983; AN W C THE p port” program. $22-$45.

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OF S 5:3 5:30-9pm. Westin Nanea taurants/wailea K E 17 G A PIC P Oce Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina ON KING’S VISIT WINE TASTSTPkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662ING AND TOUR - Thu.. Sep 6300; W Westinnanea.com 13. Here’s an opportunityy for wine ISLAND BRUNCH WITH LIVE MUSIC lovers, and for those who want to learn - Sat. Sep 15. Spend your Saturday on the North about grape production on Maui. This exclusive Shore enjoying brunch items like the famous Batour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting smallnana Bread French Toast, Eggs Benedict Paciproduction single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards fica, and Mediterranean Scrambled Eggs. Local estate wines, and a walk through the vineyard musicians Brian Mansano and Eddie Tanaka will grounds. Learn the history of Rose Ranch. entertain with traditional and contemporary HaReservations are required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, waiian music and Spanish guitar. 10:30am-1pm.

Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy.); Island Fresh Cafe, (381 Baldwin Ave., Pa‘ia); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com 808-633-2770; Islandfreshcafe.com ECO FARM TOURS - Thu. Sep 13. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their AN INTERACTIVE DINING EXPERIENCE - Sat. goal is to create whole systems which produce Sep 15. Dive into a multi-course menu of dishes healthy food sustainably. $20-$39. 4pm. Ahimsa inspired by chefs’ personal stories, told through Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Ha‘iku); 808Maui’s seasonal ingredients. A combination of high283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com quality ingredients paired with creative minds and innovative techniques results in a unique culinary FIRE UP THE FUN - Thu. Sep 13. Experience a experience. Guests are encouraged to get up out new and interactive culinary event at Mauka Makai. of their seats, and come to the “Chef’s Table.” See Join the resort chef for savory fun while learning the action, take pictures, and get to know the chefs. about local island cuisine and special cooking 6pm. Maui Chef’s Table, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., techniques. Plus, you can sample the chef’s faWaikapu); 808-270-0333; Mauichefstable.com vorite dishes. $20-$25. 4:30pm. Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW 808-662-6370; Westinnanea.com/maukamakai - Sat. Sep 15. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by awardDRUMS OF THE PACIFIC LUAU - Thu. Sep winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric 13. Experience a journey throughout the islands Gilliom. Opening sets by Anthony Pfluke. Cost of Polynesia. Hear the sound of the conch, the for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A beating of drums, and the echoes of Hawai$5 donation from each ticket will go to a different ian chant. Enjoy authentic dance and music of Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Polynesia, and an unforgettable fire-knife dance Shore Grill, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650. finale. Indulge in the flavors of Hawaiian cuisine, complete with a traditional imu ceremony. OfBRUNCH AND JAZZ - Sun. Sep 16. Start your fered daily. 4:45pm. Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 morning with a live musical jazz performance by Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; the Gary Larson Duo. Savor delicious brunch Drumsofthepacificmaui.com selections including favorites shrimp and grits, chicken and waffles, and steak and eggs. “BuildKAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Sep your-own Bloody Mary” with a bar of mixers and 13. Sit back, relax, and take in the sunset at all the trimmings to make the most decadent liBanyan Tree Restaurant. Enjoy a three-course bation. 7am-12pm. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., sunset menu, a glass of sparkling wine, and an Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com amuse-bouche. $65 + $25 optional wine pairing available. Offered daily. 5:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET WITH LIVE Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr.); 808-665-7212; MUSIC - Sun. Sep 16. Falsetto singer Kaniala

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Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Sep 16. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish at Ko Restaurant.

The special seafood laulau includes Maui freshcatch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms, and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CHINESE MOON CAKES FOR SALE - Mon. Sep 17 - Sat. Sep 22. Chinese mooncakes from Hong Kong will be on sale all week (Sep. 1722). The Chinese Moon Festival takes place on Sep. 22. Wo Hing Museum, (858 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-5553; Lahainarestoration.org/ wo-hing-museum TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Sep 18. At the Luana Lounge, enjoy paper umbrellas, outlandish garnishes, and expertly layered cocktails inspired by the tropics and highlighting the classic tikistyle elixirs and tunes. 4pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana SCIENCE NIGHT OUT - Tue. Sep 18. Join Maui Science Center for a fun Science Night Out. Enjoy wood-fired pizzas with organic ingredients from local farms. The night will also include an amazing silent auction presenting only the best Maui products. A portion of proceeds from each flatbread sold will be donated to the Maui Science Center.

No time for dinner, consider Flatbread take out.

5-10pm. Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Pa‘ia); 808-579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com; Mauisciencecenter.com CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Wed. Sep 19. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with oceanfront dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or caesar salad, and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway

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Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com HUAKA’I LUAU DINNER SHOW: JOURNEY THROUGH POLYNESIA - Wed. Sep 19. Greeted with a lei, guests will be treated to a Hawaiian luau buffet while enjoying hula performances and music. There will also be traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations, and a fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE KIRK BOES - Until Tue. Oct 2. Author of the love story titled “An American Dog in Paris,” Kirk Boes’ original art from his book will be on display along with representational works depicting scenes of Lahaina. A reception to meet Kirk will be take place Sep. 20, 9-11am and will include light refreshments. 9am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St.); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com ANNUAL MAUI OPEN STUDIOS CALL FOR ARTISTS - Until Thu. Nov 1. The 9th Annual Maui Open Studios Event is now seeking artists to participate in the 2019 MOS. All artists working in any visual medium, at any level of their career, are invited to participate in the upcoming event which takes place in February. Artist registrations are available until Nov. 1. Artists can learn more about the specific dates, weekend assignments, benefits of participation, and how to register for the event online. Mauiopenstudios.com ABOVE THE FOLD: NEW EXPRESSIONS IN ORIGAMI - Until Sun. Nov 25. “Above the Fold” presents the work of nine renowned artists from four different continents, working in six different countries. These artists have been pushing the boundaries of origami – the Japanese art of paper folding.

This art form has been evolving in remarkable new directions, including sculpture, large-scale installations, and conceptual works that express contemporary social, political, and aesthetic ideas. Free. 10am.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ART AND FRESH SQUEEZED FRIDAY - Fri. Sep 14. Enjoy an evening of art featuring local artist Danielle Clark. Meet her, and view her works while sipping “Fresh Squeezed” cocktails prepared by the house craftsmen. Danielle will have a piece benefiting the Lahaina Art Association’s Youth Outreach Program. 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com MAUI FINEST GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Sep 16. Explore Maui’s art and culture while find-

WED - Ladies Night w/TRVR & Kurt, 10pm, $20

MON - Live Band & Open Mic Hosted by Nick Sickles, 7-10pm

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm, no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Soul Easy, 10pm

DJ Dubs, 10pm

Latin Night, 10pm

Red Dirt, 6-9pm

DJ Gary O’Neal, 9pm

DJ Illz, 9pm

MIG Game Night, 9pm

TUE - Karaoke w/ Casey Jones 10pm,

Industry Night w/ DJ Love, 10pm

DJ CPNess, 10pm

DJ Gary O’Neal, 10pm

Trivia Night w/ Professor Fincher, 10pm

MON- Lip Sync Battle 10pm, TUE- DJ 9pm, WED- DJ Schauffer10pm

The Houseshakers, 7-10pm

I-Drive, 7-10pm

Thunder N’ Lightnin’, 7-10pm

Paul Marchetti Duo, 7-10pm

MON- Levi Poasa 6-9:30pm, TUE- Karrie O’Neal 6-9:30pm, WED- Johnny Ringo, 6-9:30pm

ing unique made-on-Maui gifts, jewelry, crafts, and art from local artisans. Enjoy woodcarving and tapa demonstrations and live music by the Maui Ukulele Sisters. 8am. King Kamehameha III Elementary School, (611 Front St., Lahaina); 808-385-7594

TICKETS ON SALE AFROMAN - Fri. Sep 21. Jahsun and Hi-Grade Productions present Afroman. Making this the hottest hip-hop show in Wailea, he’ll be joined

by Aktion Twenty Birdz, King Rippa, Poets with Power, Jahsun & Rasol, DJ Braddahtom, and PK sounds. This show is gonna be lit. You don’t wanna miss it. 21+. $30-$40. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ‘OHINA SHORT FILM SHOWCASE - Fri. Sep 21. The ‘Ohina Short Film Showcase is Hawai‘i’s largestt annual cated short film festival. It’s dedicated ing to gathering and presenting s, original works by students, amateurs, and professional filmmakers. See incredible independent films from Hawai‘i including Kalewa, The Last Taxi Dance, Hae Hawai‘i, The Moon and the Night, and Mauka to Makai. Following the screening will be a conversation about the filmss na with Gerard Elmore of ‘Ohina er of and Alika Maikau, filmmaker aui Arts Mauka to Makai. 7pm. Maui meron Way, and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON- Garrett Probst, 7:30-10pm, no cover TUE- Jazz, 7:30-10pm, no cover WED- Benny Uyetake, 7:30-10pm, no cover

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

MON- Kanoa & Friends, 9:30pm WED - Power Up Comedy (sign up at 9pm), starts at 9:30pm

7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-250-9555.

BENEFIT FOR THE BIRDS - Tue. Sep 25. The Maui Forest Birds Project is dedicated to the conservation and research of rare and endangered bird species on Maui, like the Kiwikiu. Enjoy a delicious meal and give back to your community.

When you purchase your meal mention the project’s name and follow the restaurant’s instructions to have 20 percent of your meal’s price donated to Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project. RSVP online.

5pm. Bistro Casanova, (33 Lono Ave., Kahului); 808-873-3650; Groupraise.com/events/64554 MIGRATIONS: LUAU SHOW - Wed. Sep 26. Immerse in the action of authentic Polynesian dance with masters of ceremonies, dancers, musicians, fire artists, and Manutea Nui E, a hula halau. There will be traditional ‘awa ceremony with performer at each table aand custom head lei made mast lei maker. Enjoy plated, with master locallylocally-sourced, Pacific Rim-Hawaiia fusion cuisine followed waiian by an intimate fire pit talk story session with performers.

S Seating is limited to 50 guests; reservations are required. $179. 5:30pm.

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‘OTHER DESERT CITIES’ - Fri. Sep 21 - Sun. Oct 7. Brooke Wyeth returns home to Palm Springs after a six-year absence to celebrate Christmas with her parents, her brother, and her aunt. Brooke announces that she is about to publish a memoir dredging up a pivotal and tragic event in the family’s history – a wound they don’t want reopened. In effect, she draws a line in the sand and dares them all to cross it. ThursdaySaturday at 7:30pm (no performance on Sep. 29) and Sunday at 3pm (two performances on Sep. 30, 2pm and 7pm). ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com COMEDY HYPNOSIS NIGHT - Sat. Sep 22.

This is a one-night-only, not too be missed comedy event like no other. No two shows are ever the same. Come see the show (or be the show) as Master Hypnotist Joshua Blue opens your minds while you laugh your ‘okole off. $10.

JER JERRY SANTOS - Wed. Sep 26. Best known for his work in the musical group OloSa mana, Santos has been a familiar presence on the Hawai‘i music scene for almost four decades. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant.

Advance purchase required: Call or go online. $37.99-$95. Doors: 6:45pm. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani, Lahaina); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com MAUI SALSA BACHATA CONGRESS - Thu. Sep 27 - Mon. Oct 1. Learn, connect, and celebrate dance, music, and aloha during the 3rd annual Maui Salsa Bachata Congress. There’ll be four days of dance workshops, classes, performances, and social-dancing. See world-class artists like World Salsa Champions Junior and Emily Alabi, U.S. Salsa and Bachata champions Javier Rebollar and Ekaterina “Katya” Ivanova, and more.

Go online for more info. $250. 2pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Mauisalsacongress.com SUSAN MIDDLETON AND FRIENDS IN THE GREEN ROOM - Thu. Sep 27. In this special

presentation of the Merwin Conservancy “Green Room,” artist and author Susan Middleton will present portraits from two of her acclaimed books, Spineless and Remains of a Rainbow. The presentation will include an on-stage conversation between Middleton and botanists and endangered species protection experts, Steve Perlman and Hanke Oppenheimer. Refreshments and book signing to follow. $10-$25. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org FIGHTING CANCER WITH GRACE: A BENEFIT CONCERT FOR CYNTHIA CLARK - Fri. Sep 28. This benefit concert for Cynthia Clark’s “Fighting Cancer with Grace” will featuring a starstudded lineup of local Maui musicians including; Soul Kitchen, Eric Gilliom, Amy Hanaiali‘i, Lily Meola, Tom Conway, Gina Martinelli, Cheryl Rae, Elua Kane, Merv Oana, plus more surprise guests.

Tickets are $20 and can be purchased in advance at Eventbrite.com or at the- door, with 100 percent benefiting Cynthia Clark’s medical expense fund.

6-10pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ‘RUMORS’ - Fri. Sep 28 - Sun. Oct 14. At a large and tastefully-appointed Sneden’s Landing townhouse, four couples are gathering for their 10th wedding anniversary. But the deputy mayor of New York and host has just shot himself, and now his lawyer and wife must get “the story” straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and miscommunications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity. Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday matinee at 3pm. $20-$40.

Historic Iao Theater, (68 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com NORTH SHORE RUN - Sat. Sep 29. The 3rd annual North Shore Run is a unique race distance of 7.25 miles. This hilly course takes you on a mix of asphalt and dirt roads in Pa‘ia. Participants receive a t-shirt and racing bib. Medals are awarded to the top male and female finishers and overall relay team in their age category. All proceeds go directly to tuition for the keiki. $50. $100 for relay teams of 4.

7am. Doris Todd Christian Academy, (519 Baldwin Ave., Pa‘ia); 808-579-9237; Doristoddchristian.org MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY FUR BALL - Sat. Sep 29. This year, the Maui Humane Society Fur Ball returns with the theme of “Gimme Shelter...

A Rock and Roll Fur Ball.” This rockin’ night to remember will include a gourmet dinner, nohost bar, Hard Rock Cat-sino, premium items for purchase during the live and silent auctions, and much more. Tickets are $175 individual or $1,750 for tables of 10. 5pm. Four Seasons Resort (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-877-3680 ext. 218; Mauihumanesociety.org

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON - Karaoke 8pm-close, TUE - Karaoke 9pm-close, WED- Open Mic & Club Night, 9pm-close

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Brian Mansano, 7-10pm, no cover

Ori Aviv, 7-10pm, no cover

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MON - Jon Bowser TUE - Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan WED - Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover

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Justin JJ Jones & Cuzin Josh, 8pm-12am

MON & TUE- Juke Box Madness 8pm-12am, WED- Open Mic 8pm-12am

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

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Aloha Vibes w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (no cover)

Sexy Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike, 9pm (no cover)

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAVA ROCK BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 727-2521

MAUI GRILL 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 667-6100

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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Attend this festival-style event in support of the match and mentorship programs of Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui. The event will feature local craft beer and small-batch spirits paired with delicious regional cuisine. There’ll be exclusive beer selections and specialty cocktails from Maui Brewing Co., Ocean Vodka, and Kula Rum. There will also be live entertainment by Ben Deleon and a silent auction, with all ticket and auction proceeds to be donated to BBBS. $90. 6pm. Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, (45 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6300; Bbbshawaii.org/mauievents ZEPMAUI IX - Sat. Sep 29. ZepMaui is an annual presentation of Maui artists gathering to honor via music all things Led Zeppelin. Now in its ninth year, celebrate the music of Led Zeppelin with a slew of Maui’s most amazing musicians.

Guests can take a trip back in time with a highenergy show full of exciting performances, dancing, food, and entertainment in a festival setting.

ZepMaui is now an all-ages event with a portion of the proceeds to benefit the Willie K Cancer Fund.

Call or go online for ticket options. Gates open at 5:30pm. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org RUSHWAHINE MIX.MEET.MINGLE - Wed. Oct 3. Join RUSHwahine at The Point at Kapa Bar and Grill for an evening of networking. Carved out with the entrepreneur woman in mind, this RUSHwahine Social Event will get you discussing the throws of the daily hustle. From mommyhood, marriage, partnership to business practices and the like – dish on your favorite topic with other women who are on parallel journeys and give/take best practices that elevate each one of us. Limited seating. $39/member and $59/non-member, includes drinks and pupus. 5:30pm. Wailea Beach Resort, (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-285-8458; RUSHwahine.com/Events.

NEW ORDER - Wed. Oct 3. Electronic music pioneer New Order was formed by members of the post-punk band, Joy Division. Their integration of post-punk with electronic and dance music made them one of the most critically acclaimed and influential bands of the 1980s. They even recorded the 1990 English World Cup Soccer anthem, “World in Motion.” See what they have in store for the Maui crowd. $49-$150. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org BROTHER NOLAND - Wed. Oct 3. This week’s Slack Key Show will feature the Brother Noland, aka the “Father of Jawaiian Music.” He’s a composer, innovator, and traditional Hawaiian man. Noland has deeply influenced contemporary Hawaiian music, while remaining in touch with traditional Hawaiian music and cultural roots. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant. Advance purchase required: Call or go online. $37.99-$95.

Doors: 6:45pm. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani, Lahaina); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com REBELUTION FREE REIN HAWAI‘I TOUR Fri. Oct 5. California reggae band and touring juggernaut Rebelution hits Maui for their Free Rein Hawai‘i Tour. They’ll be spreading the good vibes, and be joined by special guests Tribal Seeds and Hirie. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13 HULA LESSONS - Thu. Sep 13. Want to learn hula? Drop by the center stage for a free lesson pm. Lahaina with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. api‘ilani Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani 304; Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SHANTI SACRED SOUND BATH - Thu. Sep 13. Join Christina Felty and Paul Balmer of Shanti Sound Healing for an evening filled with positive vibrations. Space is limited.

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CHI GUNG FOR CANCER PATIENTS - Fri. Sep 14. Open to all cancer patients and survivors, join Kurt Miyajima as he teaches gentle movements of Dragon and Tiger Chi Gung to help release stress and maintain strength and energy. Hosted by Pacific Cancer Foundation and Kaiser Permanente Hawaii at no charge for cancer patients and survivors. 3pm. Maui Family YMCA, (250 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-268-9622; Mauiymca.org

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 LAHAINA TOWN CLEAN UP - Sat. Sep 15. Volunteers are being sought for the 14th annual Lahaina Town Clean Up. Registration will begin at 8am, and instructions and equipment will be distributed to participants. The cleanup will be held from 9amnoon, followed by lunch for volunteers donated by

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MAUI’S INTERNATIONAL COASTAL CLEANUP - Sat. Sep 15. Get involved in International Coastal Cleanup Day with a morning of beach cleaning and fun camaraderie. Hawaiian Paddle Sports and Hawaii Mermaid Adventures invite fellow ocean lovers to clean up South Maui’s Po‘olenalena Beach Park. Participants are encouraged to bring a reusable water bottle and sun protection. Cleanup supplies will be provided. Free lunch will be provided for the first 50 volunteers by Pau Maui Vodka.

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H Hawaiian Islands Humpba back Whale National Marine San Sanctuary, (726 S Kihei Rd.); 808808-879-2818; Hawaiihumpbackwh backwhale.noaa.gov

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Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com PEACE DAY CELEBRATION - Sat. Sep 15. All ages are invited to prepare for the International Day of Peace with a drop-in origami-making class. You can also enjoy a rousing taiko finale in front of the library by Zenshin Daiko. Free. 1pm.

Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 SUPER SENIOR SUNDAYS - Sun. Sep 16. Stop by the shelter on Sundays and name your adoption fee on any senior pet ages 7 years and older. For more information, call, go online or stop by the shelter between 11am-6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org MAUI SUNDAY MARKET - Sun. Sep 16. This popular event is presented by the Maui Food Technology Center. It features island vendors (crafters, artisans, food purveyors), entertainment, food trucks, and activities showcasing Hawaiian cultural traditions and practices. Free. 4pm. Kahului Shopping Center, (65 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 888-948-MFTC; MauiSundayMarket.com

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18 UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Sep 18. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar stop by the center stage. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19 BNI WEST MAUI PROFESSIONALS - Wed. Sep 19. West Maui Professionals is the newest BNI Chapter in West Maui. If you are a local business owner or representative of your company, want to network, expand, learn, and grow with like-minded people, join us! $17. 11:30am1pm. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com TE TIARE PATITIFA - Wed. Sep 19. Enjoy a true Polynesian show from Te Tiare Patitifa on the center stage. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Gary Larson 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:308:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Sep 15.

Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com

MAUI CRUISE NIGHTS - Sat. Sep 15. Every 2nd and 3rd Saturday, you can view Maui’s hottest showcase of hot rods, classic cars, lowriders, and lifted vehicles in the West parking lot.

Car and Truck Clubs welcome. Free admission. 6-9pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:307:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com

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SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

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DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Damian Awai 10:30am-12:30pm; Thu, Jeremiah Khan 3-5pm; Fri, Brant Quick 10:30am-12:30pm; Fri, Jeremiah Khan 3-5pm; Sat, Kendall Dean 9:30-11:30am; Sat, Dave Kresy 3-5pm; Sun, Damian Awai 9:30-11:30am; Sun, Brant Quick 3-5pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 9:30-11:30am; Mon, Jason Tepora 3-5pm; Tue, Jason Tepora 9:30-11:30am; Tue, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Wed, Brant Quick 9:30-11:30am; Wed, Aaron Boothe 3-5pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-4900; Dthmaui.com

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett Probst and Keali‘i Lum 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Guest 6-8:30pm; Sat, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Guest 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Don Lopez 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI - Fri, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; Sat, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; Wed, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/KeaLani FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Fri, Paul West 2:305:30pm; Sun, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Mon, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Tue, Paul West 2:30-5:30pm; Wed, Southside Mike and Lightnin’ 2:30-5:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Keali‘i Lum 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo 6-9pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho and Roy Kato 6-9pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato, and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI - Thu, Merv Oana 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Margie Heart 5:307:30pm; Sat, Marc Dumalanta 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Margie Heart 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Kanoa Kukaua 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com KA‘ANAPALI BEACH CLUB - Thu, Mondo Kane 3-7pm; Fri, Braddah Larry Golis 4-8pm; Sat, Evan Shulman 4-8pm; Sun, Edgar and Sean 3-6pm; Mon, Braddah Larry Golis 4-8pm; Tue, Kalani Smythe 4-8pm; Wed, Mondo Kane 4-8pm; (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 1-800-438-2929; Kaanapalibeachclub.com

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DJ Big Mike, 10pm

DJ Gemini & Ynot, 10pm

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Sunday Lounge,10pm

Karaoke w/ Brant Quick 9pm-12am; no cover

Kaina Country Band, $5 cover, 8-12pm

Karaoke w/ Brant Quick 9pm-12am; no cover

Industry Night, 9pm

Warm Up Thursday w/ DJ Trent Nox, 9pm

FourPlay Friday w/ #Poundtown, 9pm

Saturday Smash w/ DJ Collelo, 9pm

Sonic Sunday w/ Playwfire Ono, 9pm

MON- SIN w/ DJ Lobstah 9pm, TUE- DJ Corey of #Poundtown 9pm, WED- Hump Day w/ BLKSHP & Baby Monk Seals, 9pm

Hip Hop Night 9pm-close (no cover)

iLLmaculate & guests, 9pm, $10

DJ TRVR, 9pm, $5

Gay Night, 7pm-close

TUE- Trivia Night 7-10pm, WED- WaiFiya Reggae Night 9pm-close

MON - DJ Big Mike, 10pm, TUE - DJ Salvo, 10pm, WED - DJ Lobstah, 10pm

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm; no cover

KIMO’S - Thu, Luau Stew 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Willie K 9-11pm; Sat, Luau Stew 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Benny Uyetake 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, “Kilohana” Merv Oana and d, Jarret Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Roback, Josh Kahula, and Roy pali Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495;; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Fri, Brian and Meryl 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Summer Macedo and Shawn McLauglin 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Two Cats 6-9pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Wilmont Kahaiali‘i and Shawn McLaughlin 5:30.); 7:30pm; (888 Front St.); m 808-667-2288; Longhis.com

(700 Office Rd., Kapalua); 808-214-5296; Thepourhousekapalua.com WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI OCEAN RESORT VILLAS - Fri, Max Angel Becerra 6-9pm; Sat, Max Angel Becerra 6-9pm; Sun, Ben Deleon 3-6pm; Mon, Mystical Molokai – Eddie Tanaka 6-9pm; Tue, Ben Deleon 6-9pm; Tue, Mystical Molokai – Eddie Tanaka 6-9pm; Wed, Mystical Molokai – Eddie Tanaka 6-9pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com WESTIN MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Thu-Wed, Braddah Keoki Ruiz at Relish Bar 6:30-9pm; (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2992; Westinmau Westinmaui.com

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CHEESEBURGER G GRILLE AND TAP ROOM - Thu, Mark Burnett 6-9pm; Fri, Ben DeLeon 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Mondo Kane 5:308:30pm; Sun, Ben DeLeon 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990; C Cheeseburgernation.com

GANNON’S WAILEA GA Thu, Ricaro Dioso 5-8pm; Thu, N Nevah Too Late Trio 5-8pm; S Sun, Jim Spektor 5-8pm; ((100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-8758080; Gannonsrestaurant.com

GRAND WAILEA - Thu-Sat, Contemporary Hawaiian Music at Botero Lounge 5-10pm; (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - Thu, Natalie Nicole 4-6pm; Thu, Matt Del Olmo 6:15-8pm; Fri, Marc Dumalanta 4-6pm; Fri, Peter Hamilton 6:15-8pm; Sat, Jason Arcilla 4-6pm; Sat, Micah Manzano 6:15-8pm; Sun, Pete Sebastian 4-6pm; Sun, Randall Rospond 6:15-8pm; Mon, Johnny Ringo 4-8pm; Tue, Jules Trowbridge 4-6pm; Tue, DJ Sean Dubs 7-9pm; Wed, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Wed, Damien Awai 6:15-8pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy.); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Garrett Probst 1-3pm; Thu, Damian Awai 4-6pm; Thu, Tori Dixon 7-9pm; Sat, Garrett Probst 1-3pm; Sat, Damian Awai 4-6pm; Sun, Damian Awai 1-3pm; Sun, Marvin Tevaga 4-6pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Josh Kahula 1-3pm; Mon, Marvin Tevaga 7-9pm; Tue, Josh Kahula 7-9pm; Wed, Nestor and Kale 4-6pm; Wed, Jarrett 7-9pm; (10 Wailea Gateway); 808-891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com/wailea MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Karrie O’Neill 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers 7-9pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - ThuWed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (1945 S Kihei Rd.); 808-868-3247; Ohanaseafoodgrill.com PITA PARADISE - Sat, David Wolf 5:30-8pm; Sun, Phil and Angela Benoit 6:30-9pm; (34 Wailea Gateway); 808-879-7177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jamie Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Kevin Leonard 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Wed, Jon Bowser 4-6pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com THE RESTAURANT AT HOTEL WAILEA - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Hotelwailea.com/rhw WAILEA KITCHEN AND TAP - Fri, Hamilton and Sebastian 5:30-8:30pm; (131 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808-878-3663; Waileakitchentap.com WHAT ALES YOU - Thu, Natalie Nicole 7-9pm; Fri, Jon Bowser 7-9pm; Sat, Sean Kim 7-9pm; Sun, Pete Sebastian 7-9pm; Mon, Kevin Leonard 7-9pm; Tue, Brian Santana 7-9pm; Wed, Karrie O’Neill 7-9pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6581; WhatAlesYouMaui.com

CENTRAL MAUI BEACH BUMS MA‘ALAEA - Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com SEASCAPE MA‘ALAEA RESTAURANT - Fri, Anthony Pfluke 6-8pm; Sat, Live Music 5-7:30pm; Sun, Live Music 5-7:30pm; (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7068; Mauioceancenter.com/dine

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE MAMBO MAUI - Tue, Brant Quick 4-8pm; (30 Baldwin Ave., Pa‘ia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm; (42 Baldwin Ave., Pa‘ia); 808-579-6323; Cdamaui.com CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON - Thu, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Justin Morris and Nick Sickles 6:30-8:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Pa‘ia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm; (89 Hana Hwy., Pa‘ia); 808-579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com PAIA BAY COFFEE AND BAR - Thu, Ami Schoor 5-7pm; Fri, 6ftBossa 5-7pm; Wed, Jules Trowbridge 5-7pm; (115 Hana Hwy., Pa‘ia); 808-579-3111.

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Every Virgo has to, at some point in his or her life, develop a high degree of independence, for the simple reason that no one can really keep up with you. Certain people might be able to keep pace for short stretches, but no one else has your intensity or energy over the long haul. Thus you get used to doing things alone, and don’t get lonely often. That’s not to say you never do, though; this week is one of those times when you might feel the path you’re on is more solitary more frequently than you’d prefer.

Luckily, there are people who’d be willing to join you for at least short stretches, if you’ll have them. All you need to is extend the invitation.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

When I was in Germany, I discovered that the kids there had never learned the German equivalent of Roy G. Biv. Asked to put colors in the order of the rainbow, they’d produce a random mishmash of hues. It was as if they’d never even seen a rainbow, or looked at one closely enough to notice the way the spectrum worked. Similarly, something that is incredibly obvious to you, and which you take for granted that everyone can see, is actually more or less invisible to others. It’d be easy for them to learn it, though – if someone would just take the time to show them.

Need I be more obvious about who that should be?

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

While your astrological neighbors, those Virgos, are familiar with and comfortable working alone, you Libras are much less so. That’s not to say you never spend time alone or do anything by yourself. It’s just that you’re more frequently accompanied than some of the other signs, being much more social creatures than many of the rest of us. So you may not be used to it when your usual social outlets more or less dry up for a week or three. They’re not gone forever – just for now. This is your chance to fly (or crash and burn) solo. Let’s see what you can do.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Don’t feel abandoned. People don’t really leave you; you inspire unbreakable personal bonds. However, they sometimes do wander a bit, to take in new scenes, try new flavors, and make new connections.

This might be one of those times when you feel more alone than usual. Try not to freak out, or act jealous or crazy. They’re just checking things out. They’ll be back – as long as you don’t inspire them to stay away longer with some scary or unstable behavior.

Just keep it cool, chill out, and when they return welcome them back with open arms, not a guilt trip.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Most of the work of a theatrical production happens behind the scenes. Weeks of labor go into crafting one moment. By the time the actors step out onto the stage, the whole process is nearly over. That’s where we’re at now. The curtains open sometime next week. This week is about the frantic scramble to make sure everyone knows their lines, the props are all in place, and everything’s in order to make the scenario you hope to manifest goes off without a hitch. Don’t stress out, but don’t slack off. The harder you work now, the less you’ll have to worry about when the lights go dim and the performance begins.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Fishing is not everyone’s thing. For some people, it’s the most relaxing and enjoyable way to spend a day, and can result in a nice meal, to boot. For others, it’s incredibly boring, smelly, and unpleasant.

The people who hate fishing can really ruin it for the people who love it, when they’re dragged along.

This is just one of those things. It’s a great intention to want to share your passions with other people, but recognize that not all of them are going to be in a position to appreciate them. Perhaps be more selective about whose world you try to expand, and choose the one who is most likely to enjoy it.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You’d think you’d have no trouble being patient, considering how much you dragged your feet getting the current chapter of your life under way. But now that things have gotten going, you couldn’t be in more of a rush. People might be taken aback by your sudden hurry, and drag their feet just as much as you did, before, when they were the ones lighting fires under your ass.

Don’t get pissed off and help manifest a vicious cycle. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do but sit around and wait. This, unfortunately, is one of those times. Take a breath and get on with it.

While there’s no accurate way to predict where you’ll be in 10 years, or even 10 months, that doesn’t mean you ought to just throw up your hands and quit planning ahead. While it’s true that we often end up in a totally different place than the one we were aiming for, it’s only by heading in a certain direction that we get anywhere at all. I’m pretty sure you’d rather end up pretty much anywhere than stay exactly here; all I can suggest is that you quit tripping yourself up, simply choose the most promising prospect, and get moving.

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As any group grows, be it a company, a family, or an art collective, micromanagement becomes progressively less feasible. Procedures become standardized, rules more rigid, and interactions less personal. Some groups deliberately stay small so they can avoid this; others eventually either embrace this process or degenerate into inefficiency and ineffectiveness. In virtually anything you’re involved with, you prefer a casual, family-feeling. This can lead to frustration when it’s just not there. Luckily, it’s an option you could exercise this week. Despite the drawbacks inherent in the friendly, familial opportunity, I still think you’ll be happier there. Don’t you?

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You’re starting to feel like a toy poodle at the circus, forced to jump through an endless series of flaming hoops by a sadistic clown, for a treat you’re beginning to doubt you’ll ever get. You’re not even sure you want the damn reward anymore, except that you’ve already leapt through so many fiery circles, to quit now would be to admit defeat. Having come so far, it may be galling to just turn around and walk away; nevertheless that is what I’d urge you to do. Your worst suspicions are correct; the bait being used to draw you forward is one you’ll never get closer to than you are right now. I say cut your losses and leave right away. Head somewhere you can let your singed fur grow back in peace.

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The risk you’re taking is something akin to purchasing an outfit you can’t really afford, and wearing it to a party with plans to return it for a refund the following day.

Chances are very high that something might happen to make that impossible. Do you really want to imperil your subterfuge (and your budget) with the likelihood of a stain or tear it might be hard to avoid? Given the relative lameness of the pay-off (essentially looking good for a few hours at a party), I don’t think it’s really worth the gamble you’re taking. What’s the point? You have clothes that are just fine, already sitting in your closet.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Hopefully by now you’ve experienced enough dark moments in your life to know that they are always followed by at least some joy and brightness. This one is no exception. It might feel dark and endless; but they often do, when you’re in the middle of them. Like every tunnel you’ve been through so far, this one has a light at the end of it. I can’t tell you how far off that is, only that it’s there and you’re headed toward it. Keep the faith, and keep on trucking. You’ll get through this, just like you always have.

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