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QUIZ understood A. Neil Abercrombie B. Linda Lingle C. Ben Cayetano D. John Waihee III E. George Ariyoshi

2. Also on May 10, U.S. Senator Brian Schatz said that the Economic Development Administration would be giving some money to the University of Hawai‘i for the Maui Food Innovation Center (MFIC). How much money will the MFIC be getting?

A. $110,000 B. $210,000 C. $310,000 D. $410,000 E. $510,000

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3. This year, the state Legislature ap1. On May 10, Governor David Ige announced that Bruce Anderson, Ph.D, will take over as Director of Health (Dr. Virginia Pressler retires on June 1). Anderson previously served as Health Department Director under which governor?

propriated $200,000 to install security cameras at which Maui school?

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sexual harassment and assault allegations against the late U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye make clear (the original charges, which the news media never adequately reported on, date to the early 1990s), sexual harassment and assault are nothing new. What is new is that we live in a time when people–especially women–are tired of being quiet about it.

“This change did not come by pressure from within,” Hawai‘i State Commission on the Status of Women Executive Director Khara JabolaCarolus said on Twitter not long after Saiki’s announcement.

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STATE HOUSE FORMS SEXUAL HARASSMENT WORKING GROUP It’s amazing, I know, but there’s actually been some good news to come out of the state Legislature regarding sexual harassment. The Speaker Emeritus Joe Souki investigation, and his subsequent resignation, has somehow prompted the state House of Representatives to make a concrete change in how they handle sexual harassment complaints in the future.

“House Speaker Scott K. Saiki today announced the formation of an Interim Working Group to Evaluate House Procedures on Disruptive Behavior,” states a May 9 press release sent out by the legislative press office. “The advisory group will evaluate current House procedures relating to reporting, investigating and eliminating inappropriate harassment behavior.”

The news release also quotes Saiki himself: “This working group is comprised of experts who will recommend improvements to the House’s workplace standards and procedures,” Saiki said.

“We are taking this initiative to ensure that the House maintains a safe and productive working environment for all employees and visitors.”

The working group consists of the following individuals: Janna Nakagawa, the Executive Vice President, Chief Governance and Corporate Services Officer for Hawaii Medical Services Association (HMSA); Ryan Sanada, the Director of Legal and Government Affairs for the Hawai‘i Employers Council; and Robin Wurtzel, the Chief Counsel for the Hawai‘i Civil Rights Commission (Brian L. Takeshita, the House Chief Clerk, will also a member of the group, but only in

an advisory capacity).

The fact that two of the three official members of the group are women is promising. That an attorney like Wurtzel is a member is especially good. In fact, Wurtzel is quoted extensively in a February 2018 Hawaii Business article on sexual harassment here in Hawai‘i.

“Nobody thinks it’s OK, but somehow people are doing it,” Wurtzel says in the article. “I think employees get their cues from managers and from presidents, CEOs, vice presidents, whoever is above them. And I think having an appropriate workplace is the best example, and for people to stand up and say, ‘That’s really not appropriate.’ Or, ‘That makes me uncomfortable.’ Or, ‘You know, you really shouldn’t tell jokes like that.’ Or, ‘You shouldn’t say things like that.’”

One more thing: though it will undoubtedly take a while for the House to settle on new rules and standards of conduct that make it easier for victims of sexual harassment to get justice, there’s no doubt that the House is taking these steps because of pressure from the public. As Civil Beat’s recent re-reporting of

The Story of Hawai‘i Museum at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center is getting some big publicity this month. On Thursday, May 17, the Travel Channel show Mysteries at the Museum will air a segment on the museum’s new steel guitar exhibit (which we wrote about it our April 4, 2018 story “Kika Kila”).

“I’m part of the narration in this segment,” museum owner Bryant Neal told me. “It features the Hawaiian Steel Guitar and how it led to the creation of the ‘pick up’ which electrified the guitar. The artifact is an original Rickenbacker Frying Pan steel guitar which is featured in the museum exhibit.”

That episode is scheduled to air at 9pm EST (check local listings to make sure of time here in Hawai‘i).

The museum will also appear on the show at 10pm EST (again, confirm with local listings) on Thursday, May 31 for a segment titled “Fire in Paradise,” dealing with the fire that ravaged Honolulu’s Chinatown in 1900. That fire, which had started from a controlled blaze meant to clear plague-contaminated areas of the city, ended up burning for 17 days. It destroyed 4,000 homes, owned mostly by Chinese and Japanese residents.

“This segment has their own narrator but we have the artifact, which is a vintage fire hose nozzle from Chinatown from the time of the Great Fire of Honolulu,” said Neal.

Overheard “There are too many stupid people around here...

I wish someone would collect them all up and take them off to an island somewhere.”

In each episode of Mysteries at the Museum, host Don Wildman examines particular relics and artifacts at various museums around the world.

“He examines each artifact to illuminate the hidden treasures at the heart of history’s most incredible triumphs, sensational crimes and bizarre encounters,” states the Travel Channel’s website on the show. “Through compelling interviews, rare archival footage and arresting recreations, Don pursues extraordinary tales of intrigue and wonder.”

And on a personal note, the Story of Hawai‘i Museum also has a new exhibit from yours truly. Because I’ll be leaving Hawai‘i soon, I’ve decided to donate a 1:250 scale model of the battleship USS Arizona to the museum. The model is made entirely from paper. A friend gave me the “kit” (PDF plans that I printed on cardstock and then painstakingly cut out using X-Acto knives) and it took me a few months to build.

It’s impossible to transport the model anywhere except across town because it’s in credibly delicate, and since it’s just been sitting on a shelf at home for the last five years, I’ve decided that it would be better if it’s on display in the museum’s World War II exhibit.

I’M OUT, AGAIN Which brings me to the fact that this week marks my final week as Editor of MauiTime. My second stint as Editor, which began in mid-June, 2011, has gone by far too fast. Each week I’m amazed at the consistently high-quality work the paper’s tiny staff puts out. It’s sad that MauiTime is the last alternative newsweekly left in Hawai‘i, but the paper’s commitment to strong journalism and solid writing has never been stronger.

Axel Beers, who has written for the paper many times as a freelancer, will take over as Editor. He’s a sharp writer and a great reporter. His news instincts are strong, and he grew up reading MauiTime (a fact that both makes me feel old and fills me with pride), which means he understands and respects the paper’s voice. I have no doubt that he’ll do a great job.

As for me, I’m headed back to the life of a reporter in Southern California. It’s where I first began my journalism career 22 years ago. I know it’s a tough time to work as a freelancer (far too many of my friends and former colleagues, many with more talent and experience than I have, are in the same situation) but times are tough for many people these days.

Good journalism is needed everywhere, and I’m more than happy to provide that service in California. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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High school seniors Leslie Kimura and Tiara Kobayashi-Bautista were awarded $1000 scholarships last month for their community involvement and efforts in perpetuating the Japanese culture. The scholarships were awarded by the Japanese Cultural Society of Maui, which aims to perpetuate Japanese culture on the Valley Isle.

Kobayashi-Bautista, a senior at Baldwin High School, organized a Cultural

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“Markets shift and we have to shift, too,” said Marty Mahon, E-Cycling’s program administrator. “We cannot collect a commodity that does not have an end use.” Mahon encourages the community to cooperate and take

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Just got this notice from County of Maui Communications Director Rod Antone: “Our police and fire personnel in Hana has informed the Mayor’s Office that Hana’s only gas station will be changing out their fuel pumps starting tomorrow and ending on May 25th,” Antone said in an email. “A fuel truck from Maui Oil will be there to supply patrons with fuel, diesel and gas during the 10 days the pumps will be down, but only from 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. - four hours.”

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Day at the Nisei Veterans Memorial Center last year. She invited various Japanese organizations to the event.

As a granddaughter of a veteran of the 442nd Regimental Combat Team, she wanted to help promote Japanese traditions and cultural values.

Kimura is a senior at Seabury Hall whose school project was ikebana (art of Japanese flower arrangement). She was an exchange student in Okinawa, Japan. She is also a Merrie Monarch dancer and has danced hula in Tokyo.

She plans to continue advocating for the Japanese culture at New York University where she is enrolled in their International Liberal Studies program.

“Through fundraising efforts of our organization’s volunteers, we aim to provide more scholarships in the future,” said JCSM President Deron Furukawa. “The scholarship program helps us fulfill our mission to pre-

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News Of The Weird CROCKPOT SEX PARTY In the tony Denver suburb of Castle Rock, Colorado, the motto might be “If the house is rockin’, DO come knockin’!” Residents on Avery Way are in a tizzy about the Thunderstorm Play Palace, a 7,500-square-foot home where, neighbors told KDVR-TV, the owner invites swinging couples and singles to gather for wild sex parties. Invitees must make a “donation” ($70 for couples and single men, $20 for single women), and the parties include drinks, snacks and potluck dishes. “One had four crockpots,” said a neighbor, “showing up like they’re going to a Bunko party or something.” On the invitation, guests were asked to bring their own condoms and show respect for the “new furniture.” The host is a married father of three who feels harassed by the neighborhood, but he counters that he’s taken steps to be discreet, including installing soundproofing and making sure “there are no open areas.” But neighbors claim they hear “disturbing sounds” coming from the house.

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MISGUIDED Greyhound Bus passengers were frustrated on April 19 after their trip to New York was delayed by mechanical trouble and navigational challenges. The ride started in Cleveland, where the scheduled departure time was 2:30am, passengers told WEWS-TV, but the

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BATHING NEWS Evelyn Washington, 29, broke then crawled through a window in a Monroe, Louisiana, home on April 17, then settled into a warm bath with a bag of Cheetos and a large plate of food within reach on the toilet lid. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram reported that when the homeowner returned from work around 5pm, she called police, who removed Washington to the Ouachita Correctional Center, where she told them “an unknown male told her to break into the victims’ residence.”

WHAT’S IN A NAME? A Planet Fitness customer in Saginaw Township, Michigan, was alarmed April 15 to find a Wi-Fi network named “remote detonator” while searching for an available connection.

The gym manager evacuated the building and called police, who brought in a bombsniffing dog and declared the facility safe after a three-hour shutdown. Saginaw Township Police Chief Donald Pussehl told MLive. com that people often choose odd names for their Wi-Fi networks, adding that one on his own street is called “FBI surveillance van.”

CRIME REPORT In October 1981, Stephen Michael Paris escaped from the Jess Dunn Correctional Center in Muskogee, Oklahoma, where he had been serving a nine-year sentence for drug possession and distribution. Using the name Stephen Chavez, Paris managed to evade authorities until April 12, when investigators tracked him down, thanks to his mother’s obituary, at an office in Houston where he was working.

Now 58 years old, Paris was mentioned in his mother’s tribute, using his alias, the Associated Press reported, and after confirming his identity with fingerprints, the U.S. Marshals Service returned him to custody.

NEW WORLD ORDER Jaywalkers, beware: The city of Daye, in Hubei province China, has installed water sprayers and an electronic screen at a crosswalk to stop people from crossing on a red light. Five pylons were placed along the road April 16, China Daily reported, three of which identify offenders using sensors and then spray them with water vapor.

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EVOLVE Talking affordable housing, seawalls and sustainable ag with Albert Perez, three years after he took over Maui Tomorrow

By Anthony Pignataro

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hree years ago this month Albert Perez took over as Executive Director of the Maui Tomorrow Foundation. He helped found the organization in 1989, stayed a few years, then moved to the mainland, where he spent much of his time until 2015. I chatted with Perez not long after he took over Maui Tomorrow, and since then have seen him around the county doing the grunt work of a smart growth activist. He’s testified at Land Use Commission hearings, observed contentious Maui County Council meetings and checked out the January demonstration at the Kalana O Maui Building over the rights of kanaka maoli to speak Hawaiian in court.

I thought this week was a good time to catch up on what’s been accomplished, and what still needs to be done. He’s in Lake Tahoe right now, so we spoke by phone.

The first year I was here we did a lot of work in anticipation of the closure of HC&S [Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar]. I didn’t see how they could sustain such losses. We produced the Malama ‘Aina report. It’s clear that chemical agriculture is a losing prospect here. You have to ship in all the pesticides, and making a profit is very difficult.

But in regenerative agriculture, you’re not paying for pesticides. You’re making your fertilizer on site. That remains a big focus, which leads into a discussion of the whole water situation.

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It’s pretty clear to me and to Maui Tomorrow as a whole that A&B is not in agriculture anymore. We saw that when [A&B President] Chris Benjamin said not to expect a profit in agriculture. This is consistent

Thanks for chatting with us.

Has the time passed quickly for you these last three years?

I would say it’s gone by fairly quickly. That happens when you’re busy.

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What have you been busy with?

What is the water situation now, in regards to Alexander & Baldwin (A&B)?

with the business model. They hold the agricultural land (and get low tax rates), and steward the land until they want to develop it. Their focus is on commercial development. They don’t do more affordable housing than they have to. And they use their connections to change its land designation to urban use. In this planning and entitlement process, they have a lot of experience that’s an asset to the company.

This is a long-term strategy for them.

Sugar was losing too much money, so they had to pull the plug. But they say they’re serious about agriculture, and that’s how they keep the water.

Q: A:

What about the notion that Upcountry won’t have any water without A&B?

The main thing people need to recognize is that Upcountry water is not at risk. It’s not a choice of giving water back to East Maui or to Upcountry–that is false. The real risk is A&B not giving water back to the County of Maui. The real risk is that our water system is dependent on a private

entity and we’d like to see that changed.

It’s poor public policy to have a public water system dependent on a private water company.

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How do you change that?

We’d like to see it managed by a nonprofit. So we’re exploring options.

Such as?

We’re investigating how things are done elsewhere. It’s what we do.

Are you optimistic about being able to change things like that?

Absolutely. Yes. We have to be. A&B could change its mind at any time.

Did I talk about the landslide?

No.

Oh. What if A&B is acquired by another company that’s not interested in supplying the county with water? Then what? Or, what if there’s a landslide and A&B feels it’s too expensive to fix the damage that’s done? That would not be good.

A:

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Why do you think this situation was allowed to develop this way?

I think we just kind of get used to the way things evolve. People were talking about the possible demise of sugar for a long, long time. Then, when it happened, people were shocked. But the writing was on the wall for a long time.

Q: A:

What else are you working on?

inputs are derived from petroleum. It also kills soil bacteria. An incredible amount of carbon gets sequestered in the soil when they don’t kill the soil bacteria.

What if we could make Maui a training ground? We could have sustainable agriculture here. People could come here, learn about it and then take it home? Who wouldn’t want to come to Maui to learn about climate change?

Everyone on Maui knows people who are struggling to find housing.

It’s really ridiculous. I’m staying in Lake Tahoe right now, which is a resort area like Maui. I’m in a three-bedroom, and it’s $1,300 a month. It would be at least three times that on Maui.

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We fight bad development–like 201H [fast-tracked] projects which get exceptions for everything and make a mockery of the county planning projects–but we also support good development–truly affordable housing for local people.

Not a bad idea. But let’s talk about housing now.

I’m told that back in the day, there was no workforce housing ordinance in Maui County. My understanding is that we wrote an initial draft, and then it was adopted. But when people talk about “affordable housing,” it’s not really affordable. You can make $100,000 a year and qualify for these units.

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Is there anyone out there trying to help the situation?

What projects have you supported recently?

We’re working with the Hawai‘i Farmers Union United on a food hub, which is mentioned in the Malama ‘Aina report. Think of it as a big farmers market that’s permanent. Consumers can buy things there. You can get compost. There would be true farm-to-table restaurants. There’s a move now to make it happen in a couple different places.

Q: A: Q: A:

One possibility is in Haiku. And another is in Waikapu, where the Maui Tropical Plantation is, or maybe across the street from it.

That’s promising.

What else is encouraging that’s going on right now?

We have been working quite cooperatively with Maui Electric. I have to give a lot of credit to Sharon Suzuki, the President of Maui Electric, and Mahina Martin, their Director of Government and Community Relations. They ask us about projects before they happen now.

I’m very pleased with how our relationship with Maui Electric has gone. We did a forum on sustainable solar management at the college–now that net metering is gone.

And we did a solar tour–we invited the public to see solar with battery storage, so they can get an idea as to their options.

Q: A:

What have you learned in this job?

What I didn’t know before the Malama ‘Aina report is that chemical agriculture contributes a lot to greenhouse gas production. The chemical

This reminds me of the fight over the seawalls.

Look at the shoreline of West Maui.

If the Department of Transportation (DOT) had its way, they would have armored more than just Olowalu. Our beaches are disappearing, and the whole West Maui coastline is a federally designated Hawaiian monk seal habitat. They’re a critically endangered species.

But I have to give a lot of credit to former DOT Director Ford Fuchigami. We filed a lawsuit [to stop seawall construction] and he was still willing to talk with us. That is unusual.

That whole fight over seawalls seemed so unnecessary.

Did I tell you how I measured the road?

Yes? I think so, but I don’t recall the details.

At 2am one Sunday morning, I went out there with a protester, George Burnette. He and I measured the width of the pavement at various parts. We determined that they only needed to restripe the lanes. They didn’t have to build a seawall. At the current erosion rate, that gave them 19 years to figure out how to realign the road mauka.

I told Ford Fuchigami that I wanted them to take seawalls off their go-to list.

My understanding is that they will now do everything else first before trying to build a seawall. The seawall is their last resort.

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Q: A:

Q: A: Q: A:

Such as?

Now, in agriculture, they’re putting into practice several things we talked about. In the Central Valley, there are windbreaks now so they can grow crops. People thought that it couldn’t be done, but it’s being done now. It was talked about in the Malama ‘Aina report, but was deemed “not practical.” We’re just going back to some old practices. It’s very encouraging.

Country Town developers behaved was the [Kihei] Mega Mall developers [who were trying to build large retail developments on land mauka of Pi‘ilani Highway that had been designated as light industrial].

After they lost the first round, they came back and tried to make a little bit of the project light industrial. But the South Maui Plan says very clearly that retail goes makai of Pi‘ilani Highway. We opposed it because we want to adhere to the will of the community.

Maui Tomorrow Executive Director Albert Perez

Right now we have a 25 percent “affordable housing” requirement [for developers]. But of that, only 30 percent of those units are truly affordable. Put another way, if there are 1,000 homes built, 250 of them have to be “affordable.” But only 75 of those will be truly affordable.

Waikapu Country Town. We supported it. We testified in front of the Land Use Commission in favor of changing the land use designation from agriculture to urban. The developers respected the will of the community. It’s how I’d like to see developers act in the future.

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Q: A:

So what are you doing about that?

We’re working closely with [the faithbased nonprofit] FACE Maui, and we’re really pushing for housing that Maui’s local people can afford. And we’re trying to shed light on the AirBnB phenomenon, which is really a travesty.

Q:

I’m amazed how much of housing on Maui is taking up by vacation rentals.

A:

But respecting the will of the community seems lost on many.

We have been battling the current administration [of Mayor Alan Arakawa]. They see community plans as just guiding documents, rather than having the force of law. Participating in the community planning process is very time-consuming. Their work should be respected.

The opposite of how the Waikapu

Q:

I can’t believe they weren’t doing that before. I mean, restriping a road has to be cheaper than building a seawall.

The seawall was $3 million, and restriping cost $100,000. But I think things are changing at the DOT. I give Ford Fuchigami a lot of credit.

A: Q: A:

What else have you learned in the last three years?

I realized that it’s not possible to do everything myself, or even as Maui Tomorrow.

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Deep, bassy EDM who have chosen sobriety, it’s a fascinating experience for those who associate going out dancing with going out drinking.

“Most places where you are invited to dance, like a club or a bar, there’s a focus

physical, mental chatter,” Swabb said. “But by moving and breathing and getting into the movement, it can be a spiritual practice. A lot of spiritual practices involve movement. There’s a strong history of dance being utilized as spiritual practice.”

If that idea doesn’t speak to you, the music probably will. The music was phenomenal, and the highlight of the experience. Swabb invites electronic dance music DJs and producers from around the world and includes local Maui DJs into the lineup. On May 5, AtYyA and Elemental Entropy took the stage under a tapestry of a dark-faced mystic presiding over a cauldron of fire, as if bending over a turntable. AtYya, also known as Tyy Clark, from British Columbia, brought layered music that was easy to dance to, with attitudes alternating from fun and playful to edgy and moody, with soft mystical lyrics spliced with deep bass. Elemental Entropy (Rigzin), a local DJ favorite, played a complimentary second set that showcased some 808 elements and mashed dubstep with grime and garage. Since the conception of Dance Church, Swabb has reinvested profits from the event into a quality sound system, with surround sound and subwoofers that help dancers feel the music on the wooden dance floor.

“Another analogy is that the event itself is like a dance class,” said Swabb. “While there isn’t a lot of formal dance instruction, the instruction is simply go inside and find whatever movement that is uniquely yours and express it fully, and to really have trust in the container. Towards that end, that’s the main focus.” The event did provide some of the structure of a dance class, but the focus at Dance Church Maui wasn’t about skill.

Dancing is something that all humans know how to do. I put that into my mind and got into it with my friends. After dancing for hours, we slipped out the back door and into the wet North Shore night, feeling intrigued, connected and quite sober. ■

the event, when asked, I set the intention to be open-minded, and it was helpful to have a focus.

“Dancing is an amazing way to work through blockages in our body–emotional,

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on socializing and drinking. For people who have chosen a life of sobriety, for whatever reason, it can be really important to have a container like this,” explains Swabb. You don’t have to follow a life of sobriety to attend the function, but it is required that you show up and stay sober.

Last week was my first time at Dance Church. I brought my friend Jenn, who’s down for anything. It turns out that this wasn’t entirely necessary, since there was no talking allowed on the dance floor. We traded looks as we tried to get into the groove.

Once the free dancing started, we posted up in the corner and tried to get into it. I surreptitiously glanced around the room to see what everyone else was doing. They were doing whatever they wanted. One woman was gliding around the room, pausing to dance with people in the crowd. Some young women with obvious dance skill were at the center of the room. Most people danced by themselves. A couple was free flowing together and a little kid twirled around on her own,

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ast Saturday, I found myself dancing under black lights in a room full of silent people I didn’t know. There was a painter creating art in the front corner, a DJ spinning deep bassy music with elements of hyena and Tetris, a woman painting faces, an altar of tarot-like cards overseen by Ganesh and a room packed with people who were dancing like no one was watching.

And it was at church.

Maui’s residents are as varied as her climates, and there are places and spaces for all of them. Dance Church Maui, which bills itself as a “Sacred and Sober Dance Community,” is one of those island niches that speaks to certain inclinations.

Since its beginning in 2011, the event has grown into a highly attended dance gathering that draws people looking for a variety of experiences. Every first and third Saturday of the month, organizers (mostly volunteers) transform the community hall at Makawao Union Church with tapestries, lighting and altars. Dancers of all ages, backgrounds and ability come together for a unique and, for many, meaningful Saturday night experience.

Getting out of your comfort zone and into a new space can be, well, uncomfortable. But newcomers needn’t stress–it was a welcoming place. Dance Church is a unique space that provides an uncommon experience and is a draw for people looking for a place to do their own thing on the dance floor in a nonjudgmental space, whatever that thing is. The Church provides structure and freedom, and in many ways, it’s what you make of it. It’s a group experience as well as an individual experience.

“Normally we have two DJs, and we always start with some guided movement, such as yoga, tai chi or qigong. Then we close with our closing circle,” said Mikaya Swabb, the event’s founder and organizer.

“It’s also a drug and alcohol-free event.”

Dancing sober is something that some people aren’t always comfortable with.

In addition to providing space for people

while another child napped on a cushion at the edge of the floor. I took my cue from them, closed my eyes and tried my best to let go.

The no-talking rule was actually helpful: no more strangers screaming into your ear over the music and having to pretend like you understood what they said. When I sat down with Swabb after the event, he explained the reasoning behind the silence rule. “There’s no talking on the dance floor, and the reason for that is we want to honor the dance floor as a sacred space, so the idea is to come into that space with a sense of reverence, and to work on one’s own spiritual growth through movement,” he said. Non-verbal communication is allowed, including dancing together if participants choose.

Although it’s at a church, you don’t have to be religious or spiritual to go. Swabb explained that the experience is subjective. “The motivation of the dancers is up to the dancer, but the invitation is there for people to set the intention at the beginning of the event and then to dance it out,” he said. At the beginning of

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As part of the Cosmos: A Maui Space Odyssey festival, the Dirty Monkey crew invites you to Front Street to defy gravity with a night of music. Hear beats by Mike Carone, Kanoa and DJ CP-Ness. The night’s entertainment includes UV body paint, a Moonwalk-off and breakdancing performances. 21+. $15 at the door, $5 off with a costume. 9pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com.

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THE GROUCH: BIRTHDAY & FAREWELL MAUI PARTIES–The Grouch’s Birthday & Farewell Maui Parties are happening at Casanova Makawao on Friday, May 18 and Saturday, May 19. The two-night celebration will feature good vibes, friends and plenty of guest performers. This is sure to be two nights of pure hip hop magic. Friday: The Grouch, Reverie, DJ Fresh and The Universe; Saturday: The Grouch, Eligh, DJ Fresh and Jordan T. Go on Eventbrite for tickets.

21+. $25 per show. 10pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Therealgrouch.com. Photo courtesy of Casanova Maui

SATURDAY MAY 19 MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL–The 10th annual Maui Brewers Festival will be at MACC. As one of Maui’s most anxiously awaited festivals of the year, this is a great event for those looking for a tasty day of beers, grinds and good vibes.

As usual, there’ll be an array of local and national breweries, yummy food from Maui eateries, live music and entertainment. Groove to music by Yum Yum Beast, Riddum Station and Shea Butter and The Cream. There will also be a home brew competition, door prizes, hard cider, kombucha and Maui root beer. $120 VIP/ $65 GA/ $55 DD. VIP entry starts at 2pm. Festival is from 3:30-7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy MACC

GO GREEN RECYCLE–Go Green Recycle will be at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. Malama Maui Nui and the Rotary Club of Lahaina continue to collaborate to bring residential recycling to West Maui. Accepted recyclables include appliances, computers, televisions, lead-acid batteries, scrap metals, non-iron metals, tires and HI-5 redemption items. This program runs every third Saturday of the month until the end of June.

Free. 9am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; MalamaMauiNui.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Malama Maui Nui

SATURDAY MAY 1 19 IN AND AROUND MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA–The “In and Around McMurdo Station, Antarctica” photography show will be at Makawao Union Church. For more than 54 months, Maui local Mark O’Shea has been working at the McMurdo Station in Antarctica. The station is a National Science Foundation and United States research center on the south tip of Ross Island. Learn more about his journey through the seasons and the operations of this research center. 7pm.

Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org. Photo courtesy of Mark O’Shea

MEDIATING CO-PARENTING AGREEMENTS–A “Mediating Co-Parenting Agreements” workshop will be held at Maui Mediation Services (MMS). This one-day training will be focused on offering participants the tools necessary to create a parenting plan that is feasible and in the best interest of their keiki. Scholarships are available for those who have completed the MMS training. Preregistration is required. $125. 9am. Maui Mediation Services, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5744; Mauimediation.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Mediation Services

SATURDAY MAY 19 MEMORIAL RIDE OF SILENCE–Maui Bicycling League (MBL) will hold the annual Maui Memorial Ride of Silence. A National Bike Month event, the world-wide “Ride of Silence” honors bicyclists that have been injured or killed on public roadways. The MBL invites the community to join the Memorial Ride of Silence on the Maui Veterans Highway (Mokulele) bike path. Participants will meet in the Target parking lot, then ride six miles along the bike path and stop in North Kihei for refreshments. Then they head back for a total of 12 miles. Trained MBL ride leaders will be there to lead and trail the group. Register via email or on Eventbrite. 9am. Maui Bicycling League, (100 Ho‘okele St., Kahului); Maui@hbl.org; Mauibike.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Bicycling League

SATURDAY MAY 19

BOOK SIGNING WITH LAURALEE BLACHARD–There’s a book signing with Lauralee Blachard at Barnes and Noble. Blanchard is the founder of Maui’s Leilani Farm Sanctuary. She’ll hold a talk-story session and sign copies of her book, Finding Paradise: Leilani Farm Sanctuary of Maui.

Learn about Blanchard’s journey from corporate America to creating one of Maui’s most recognized farm animal sanctuaries. Free. 1pm. Barnes and Noble, (270 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-214-6807; Leilanifarmsanctuary.org/book. Photo courtesy of Leilani Farm Sanctuary

SUNDAY MAY 20

MAUI GREEN AND BEAUTIFUL ANNUAL MEETING–Maui Green and Beautiful’s annual meeting will be at the Maui Country Club.

The meeting will include a presentation of the annual report, an election of board of directors, an awards presentation and a “Wisdom of the Forest” presentation by Adam Wright. They will also welcome Timothy Griffith as the new Maui County Arborist. Learn more about Maui Green and Beautiful’s mission and goals for Maui Nui. 11am. Maui Country Club, (48 Nonohe Pl., Paia); 808-878-6395; Mauibeautiful.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Green and Beautiful

MONDAY MAY 21 COSMIC EXPLORER SERIES: TALES FROM THE LANIAKEA SUPERCLUSTER–Cosmic Explorer Series: Tales From The Laniakea Supercluster will be at the MACC. As part of the “Young Creatives: Intergalactica” exhibit at the MACC’s Schaefer Gallery, the evening will be an “out-of-this-world” presentation. Learn more about the Laniakea Supercluster, the galaxy that is home to the Milky Way and over 100,000 nearby galaxies. Enjoy a cosmic evening with astronomy presentations from Dr. Joe Ritter, Dr. Gary Greenberg, Dr. Jeff Kuhn, JD Armstrong and more special guests. $20. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

OLOWALU CLEAN UP AND SNORKEL WITH MARK DEAKOS–Hosted by the Maui Ocean Center, the community is invited to join this educational and volunteer opportunity with Mark Deakos of the Hawai‘i Association for Marine Education and Research (HAMER). Deakos is a marine biologist whose mission is to protect and conserve the Olowalu reef. Volunteers are asked to bring reusable water bottles, reef-safe sunscreen/ UV protective clothing, hats, masks and snorkels. Also, volunteers will be gifted two day passes to the Maui Ocean Center. Free. 7am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; afonarow@mauioceancenter.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Ocean Center

TUESDAY MAY 22 FLATBREAD FOR HAKU BALDWIN CENTER–There’s a fundraiser for the Haku Baldwin Center at Flatbread Company in Paia. The Haku Baldwin Center is dedicated to animal-assisted therapeutic programs for military veterans and individuals with special needs. Flatbread Company will donate a portion of all dine-out and takeout pizza sales to the Haku Baldwin Center’s therapeutic programs. Free. 5-10pm. Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; Hakubaldwincenter.org/flatbread.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Flatbread Company, Maui

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

9 Sequels and a Rip-Off 2018 Summer Movie Preview

PHOTO COURTESY IMDB

Jurassic World: Forbidden Kingdom (Opens June 22nd)

Solo: A Star Wars Story

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et’s talk box office. The amount of money a movie makes doesn’t always mean the film is good (case in point, the wretched $300 million-grossing Suicide Squad). Summer movies tend to draw more attention to their typically massive opening weekend gross than their quality. On occasion, the movies are as good as the money we invest in them. Other times, we feed sucker money to a limp product that didn’t deserve our patronage. Either way, it’s fun predicting the films that will hit the hardest. It’s also easy to go wrong. I pride myself on declaring in this newspaper that Jurassic World would be the biggest hit of the summer of 2015. I was right but it was an easy guess.

On the other hand, I’ve been really wrong before. In fact, I’m reminded monthly on the NERDWatch podcast that I predicted the 2014 Guardians of the Galaxy would flop (starring the guy from Parks and Recreation and a talking raccoon? Sounded dumb to me). I also predicted The Mask would top Forrest Gump (wrong!), placed my 1990 chips on Die Hard 2 and not Ghost (wrong!) and expected big earnings and audience adoration from Tomorrowland, Terminator: Salvation and Waterworld (Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!). Here’s my list of 10 summer flicks I can’t wait to see and how I think they’ll rank in terms of monetary success.

Deadpool 2 (opens May 18th)

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The Gist: A young, cocky, “scruffylooking” scoundrel meets a Wookie...

Why It Could Rock: A buddy duo that can’t miss and the unbeatable force of a Star Wars movie in the summertime.

The last time Ron Howard directed a Lucasfilm product, it was Willow.

Unless: Audiences refuse to correctly pronounce star Alden Ehrenreich’s name because his make-or-break lead turn doesn’t land. The troubled production created controversy, not always a good sign.

Predicted Box Office Ranking: #1: summer’s top dog... er, Wookie.

Ocean’s 8 (Opens June 8th) The Gist: An all-female, Danny Ocean-spinoff starring Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett.

Why It Could Rock: This is the only summer movie with built-in female appeal (aside from that wretched ABBA sequel). The cast is dynamite and the novelty of a gender-reversed heist comedy has great possibilities.

Unless: This plays exactly like the Melissa McCarthy Ghostbusters bust. Even if it throws Ocean’s fans a bone with a George Clooney cameo, some may wish they were watching Ocean’s 14 instead.

Predicted Box Office Ranking: #7: respectable but no Oceans 9-10, either.

Incredibles II (Opens June 15th) The Gist: Nineteen years later, the only Pixar movie that needed a sequel belatedly gets one.

Why It Could Rock: The original is a Pixar milestone and the characters hold enormous possibilities. This is the biggest family movie event of the summer. Anticipation has been building steadily since 2004.

Unless: It plays like every other Pixar sequel that doesn’t have the words Toy Story in the title. Finding Dory looked like it couldn’t miss, either.

Predicted Box Office Ranking: #3

Sicario: Day of Soldado (Opens June 29th) The Gist: Benicio Del Toro and Josh Brolin return and shoot more drug dealers.

Why It Could Rock: Once again written by Taylor Sheridan, it offers a return of the first film’s most arresting characters. The most grown-up of the summer movie sequels.

Unless: Emily Blunt and Denis Villeneuve are sorely missed. For all it’s critical acclaim, Sicario had a small audience and was hardly crying out for a sequel.

Predicted Box Office Gross: #10 but enough to get a part 3 rolling.

Ant-Man and the WASP (Opens July 4th) The Gist: Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lilly team up again and get small.

Why It Could Rock: The lighthearted action will provide a nice contrast to the gloom and doom of Avengers: Infinity War. Spending the 4th of July with teenyweeny Rudd sounds fun.

Unless: Comic book movie fatigue finally kicks in... which is doubtful.

Will this seem too lightweight and insubstantial after the epic wrap-up of Avengers: Infinity War? Predicted Box Office Ranking: #9: ant-

Skyscraper (Opens July 13th) The Gist: Dwayne Johnson stars in a PG13 Die Hard/The Towering Inferno rip-off.

Why It Could Rock: Well, for starters, it stars The Rock! Add dizzying CGI, Johnson’s 100-proof magnetism, a criticproof premise and a family-friendly take on John McLane crowd-pleaser.

Unless: Audiences who let Johnson get away with Rampage don’t fall for another good-looking bad movie. Can Johnson still please hardcore action fans and his newfound Jumanji family audience?

Predicted Box Office Gross: #6: The Rock’s career is still cooking, even if the movie smells.

Mission: Impossible-Fallout (Opens July 27th) The Gist: The sixth adventure for Ethan Hunt... and the team that follows him around.

Why It Could Rock: Tom Cruise’s insane stunt work alone will make audiences forget The Mummy ever happened.

Against all odds, this series just keeps getting better and better.

Unless: The stunts and f/x are better than the story. The supporting cast includes Henry Cavill, Alec Baldwin and Angela Basset but will anyone but Cruise make an impression?

Predicted Box Office Gross: #2... as in, Cruise will be off making Maverick: Top Gun II by the time you read this!

The MEG (Opens August 10th) The Gist: The 1997 killer shark/beach novel bestseller finally gets made into a movie.

Why It Could Rock: A fantastic trailer, a likable cast and persuasive CGI are enough to sell a ridiculous premise. Call it Jurassic Lite. Jason Statham finally gets the lead in a movie that hits big.

Unless: The movie is less a guilty pleasure and actually a really bad movie.

Shark movies are big in the summer but this one looks less like Spielberg and more like Jaws 3-D. Predicted Box Office Ranking: #5: the season’s biggest sleeper. ■

PHOTO COURTESY IMDB

The Gist: Ryan Reynolds’ raunchy comic book franchise returns.

Why It Could Rock: Reynolds’ hard-R rated formula is back. Post-Thanos Josh Brolin is an inspired choice for the villainous Cable.

The self-mocking sense of humor sets it apart from other Marvel movies.

Unless: Bad word of mouth and the second weekend swipe from Solo takes all the (flatulent) wind out of Deadpool’s tights. The first movie opened in February but in the summer there’s lots more competition.

Predicted Box Office Ranking: #8: a disappointment that will open big and drop hard.

Solo: A Star Wars Story (opens May 25th)

The Gist: More dinosaurs stomp all over Kauai... I mean, it’s Jurassic World. Stars Chris Pratt and CGI dinos.

Why It Could Rock: Director J.A. Bayona made The Impossible, is skilled at staging jaw dropping action and can keep the f/x from upstaging the actors. Outside of Jurassic Park III, none of these movies haven’t ruled their summer season.

Unless: The same-old, same-old feel of the trailer is a precursor for the movie. Jeff Goldblum couldn’t save Independence Day: Resurgence and may have trouble stealing this one as well.

Predicted Box Office Ranking: #4 and much less than the previous installment.

sized box office sales next to The Avengers.

The MEG

Film

by Alex Mitchell

KA‘AHUMANU 6

Rampage-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:00.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

MALL MEGAPLEX

Deadpool 2- R- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRI 10:15

11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 5:15 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:45, 2D SAT 10:45 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 5:15 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:45, 2D SUN 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 5:15 7:00 8:00, 2D MON 10:45 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 5:15 7:00 8:00, 2D TUE 10:15 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 5:15 7:00 8:00, 2D WED 10:15 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 5:15 7:00 8:00.

Book Club- PG13- 2D THU 5:00 7:30. 2D FRISAT 12:55 3:20 5:45 8:10 10:30, 2D SUN 3:20 5:45 8:10, 2D MON-WED 12:55 3:20 5:45 8:10.

A Wrinkle in Time-PG- 2D THU 10:30 1:00 3:30 6:00. 2D FRI 9:00 10:15, 2D SAT 10:25, 2D SUN 12:45, 2D MON 10:25, 2D TUE-WED 9:00 10:15.

Avengers: Infinity War-PG13- 2D THU 11:45 12:30 3:00 3:45 6:15 7:00 8:30. 2D FR-SAT 12:00 3:15 6:45 10:00, 2D SUN-WED 12:00 3:15 6:45.

Life of the Party- PG13- 2D THU 10:25 11:50 12:50 2:15 3:15 4:30 5:45 8:15. 2D FRI-SAT 10:25 12:50 3:15 5:45 8:15 10:35, 2D SUN 12:50 3:15 5:45 8:15, 2D MON-WED 10:25 12:50 3:15 5:45 8:15.

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) [Note: Showtimes were incomplete at press time. Please contact the theater for more info.]

Porco Rosso: Studio Ghibli Fest 2018- NR- 2D

3D THU 11:30 12:30 4:00 6:30 7:30 11:00.

I Feel Pretty-PG13- 2D THU 11:50 2:20 7:20.

Isle of Dogs- PG13- 2D THU 11:40 2:00 10:00.

Rampage-PG13- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45.

A Quiet Place-PG13- 2D THU 12:20 2:35 4:55 7:10 9:35.

Kuleana-PG13- 2D THU 1:55.

SUN 12:55, 2D MON 7:00, 2D WED 7:00.

Godspeed: The Race Across America- NR- 2D

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

TUE 7:00.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

NT Live: Macbeth- R- 2D THU 7:00.

Deadpool 2- R- 2D THU 7:00 10:00. 2D FRI (11:00 1:55 4:50) 7:45 10:40, 2D SAT-SUN (11:00 1:55) 4:50 7:45 10:40, 2D MON-THU (11:00 1:55 4:50) 7:45 10:40.

Deadpool’s Double Feature- R- 2D THU 4:30.

Breaking In-PG13- 2D THU 11:20 1:50 5:10 7:40 10:10.

Bad Samaritan- R- 2D THU 11:05 4:15 9:45.

Overboard-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:20 10:50.

Tully- R- 2D THU 11:05 1:40 4:15 7:20 10:05.

Avengers: Infinity War- PG13- 2D THU 11:00 12:00 2:30 3:00 3:30 6:00 7:00 9:30 10:00 10:30,

Deadpool 2- R- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT (12:30)

3:35 7:00 10:00, 2D SUN (12:30) 3:35 7:00, 2D MON (12:30 3:35) 7:00, 2D TUE (12:30 3:35 7:00 10:00), 2D WED (12:30 3:35) 7:00.

Life of the Party- PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:05 4:40) 7:30. 2D FRI-SAT (11:30 2:05) 4:40 7:30 10:05, 2D SUN (11:40 2:05) 4:40 7:30, 2D MON (11:30 2:05 4:40) 7:30, 2D TUE (11:30 2:05 4:40 7:30 10:05), 2D WED (11:30 2:05 4:40) 7:30.

Avengers: Infinity War- PG13- 2D THU (11:40 3:00) 6:30. 2D FRI-SAT (11:40 3:00) 6:30 9:50, 2D SUN-MON (11:40 3:00) 6:30, 2D TUE (11:40 3:00 6:30 9:50), 2D WED (11:40 3:00) 6:30.

A Quiet Place- PG13- 2D THU (12:00 2:30).

PHOTO COURTESY IMDB

Dead Pool 2 opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK BOOK CLUB - PG13 - Comedy - Four women read “50 Shades of Grey” in their monthly book club and their lives change forever. Stars Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda. 104 min.

DEADPOOL 2 - R - Action/Adventure/Comedy - A foul-mouthed mutant forms a team of rogue mutants to protect a boy mutant from a time-traveling mutant. Stars Josh Brolin and Ryan Reynolds. 119 min.

DEADPOOL’S DOUBLE FEATURE - R - Action/ Adventure/Comedy - A rogue experiment gives a mercenary special powers, then he seeks revenge.

Both films about this fast-talking mercenary play back-to-back. Stars Ryan Reynolds. 227 min.

GODSPEED: THE RACE ACROSS AMERICA - NR - Documentary - An ultra-competitive CEO and a humble sportscaster and plane crash survivor join forces to ride the world’s most grueling bicycle endurance race. 113 min.

NT LIVE: MACBETH - NR - Drama - Royalty is propelled towards the crown by forces of darkness in a timeless and timely tale of the damaging effects of political ambition. Stars Roy Kinnear. 150 min.

STUDIO GHIBLI FEST 2018: PORCO ROSSO - PG - Animation - Hiyao Miyazaki’s film about a WWI pilot who is cursed to look like an anthropomorphic pig. 94 min.

a burst of new confidence and energy. 110 min.

NOW PLAYING

KULEANA - PG13 - Drama/Mystery - A disabled Vietnam vet returns to Maui to clear his family name and defend his land from a devious land developer. Stars Moronai Kanekoa, Sonya Balmores and Kristina Anapau. 95 min.

A QUIET PLACE - PG13 - Horror - A family has to live in silence because they’re surrounded by monsters who hunt by sound. Stars Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. 90 min.

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - Practically everyone in the Marvel Comics teams up to stop a big purple guy named Thanos from destroying the universe. Stars all the actors. 149 min.

BAD SAMARITAN - R - Horror/Thriller - Two guys break into a home, but then find a woman being held captive. Stars Kerry Condon and David Tennant. 110 min.

BREAKING IN - PG13 - Thriller - During a home invasion, a woman fights to protect her family.

Stars Gabrielle Union. 88 min.

I FEEL PRETTY - PG13 - Comedy - A woman (Amy Schumer) suffers a fall, then wakes up with

ISLE OF DOGS - PG13 - Animation/Adventure - A boy tries to find his lost dog. Directed by Wes Anderson. 101 min.

LIFE OF THE PARTY - PG13 - Comedy - A woman returns to college to finish her degree after her husband suddenly asks for a divorce.

Stars Melissa McCarthy. 105 min.

OVERBOARD - PG13 - Comedy/Romance - A mistreated employee takes revenge on a spoiled wealthy guy. 112 min.

RAMPAGE - PG13 - Action/Sci - A primatologist (Dwayne Johnson) tries to save a giant gorilla as monsters tear apart the world.

107 min.

TULLY - R - Comedy/Drama - Marlo, a mother of three, bonds with her young, thoughtful nanny.

Stars Charlize Theron and Mackenzie Davis. See this week’s movie review. 96 min.

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shan Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS PICNIC FOR POKI HAWAIIAN MUSIC CONCERT - Thu. May 17. Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite the community to enjoy live Hawaiian entertainment with award-winning singer and songwriter Pamela Polland. There will also be delicious fresh baked cookies and coffee to enjoy while relaxing to the beautiful sounds of Hawaii. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720.

MAKAWAO 3RD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri. May 18. This month’s theme is “Upcountry in Bloom.” The “Green Zone” will celebrate Maui’s florists, lei makers and sustainability organizations.

Entertainment includes Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo, Josh, Spirit Tribe and Poni Brendan, DJ Shoktimus Prime and Travis French’s Exhibition of Tales of Fire. The Komoda Keiki Zone will have Da Bounce Mega Mod, face painting, bubbles, magic, balloons and more. Free. 6pm. Makawao Town Party, (Baldwin Ave.); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com EDC LIVESTREAM WEEKEND - Fri. May 18 - Sun. May 20. Hit up South Maui as the gloves come off for a weekend of EDC live-streaming and bass music on the big screen. The weekend nights offer FourPlay Friday with DJ TRVR, Saturday Smash with #POUNDTOWN and Sonic Sunday with PLAYWFIRE. 21+.

9pm. VIBE Bar and Nightclub, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Vibenightclubmaui.com HOLY GHOST FEAST - Sat. May 19 - Sun. May 20.

The 126th anniversary of the Holy Ghost Feast will be a two day Kula Tradition celebration. Both days will offer entertainment throughout the day, a keiki zone, ono food booths, baked goods, farmers market and auctions of small goods and livestock. On Sunday, honor Queen Elizabeth’s “giving back” movement with a complimentary Queen’s Meal (11am12pm). During the event, golfers can also sign-up for the 2018 Golf Tournament taking place on June 16. Free. Saturday from 10am-9pm and Sunday from 10am-5pm. Holy Ghost Church, (4300 Lower Kula Rd.); 808-878-1091; Kulacatholiccommunity.org BILLY PETERSON AND HIS ALLSTAR BAND Sat. May 19. Legendary bass player Billy Peterson will perform on South Maui with his AllStar band. The band is comprised of his son Willard Peterson on keyboards, Nils Axel Rosenblad on guitar and Marty Fera on the drums. Joining them will be Maui’s own Gina Martinelli. 7pm. Lava Rock Bar and Grill, (1945 S Kihei Rd.); 808-727-2521; Lavarockhawaii.com SIERRA AND THE NOMADS - Sat. May 19. Bringing her original soul, funk, R&B, hip hop and modern soul with a global groove, musical humanitarian Sierra Carrere will jam in Paia. She’ll be on stage with her six-piece band, The Nomads. 21+. $15. 9pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘ULALENA - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional and entertaining theatrical performance. $29.99 keiki / $59.99 adults. Children five and under are free. Kama‘aina, military rates and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bring back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60 - $110.

7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com HAMLET - Fri. May 18 - Sat. May 19. ProArts Youth Theater’s middle school aged actors bring the tragic

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tale of love, betrayal and sorrow with a performance of William Shakespeare’s Hamlet. $10 for adults and $5 for children 12 and under. 7pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com

cuisine inspired by the highlighted region. Advanced registration required. 5pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

Londoner will cook up incredible cocktails, including a stout and rosemary reduction paired with Leblon Cachaca. 4pm. Wai Bar, (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com

CRAB LEGS AND PRIME RIB BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Fri. May 18. Maui musician Ron Kuala‘au’s v velvety voice and melodic guitar provid provides a beautiful ambiance of Hawaiian and contempora rary music while you enjoy a s scrumptious buffet. $44.95 per person, half-off for children 10 and younger. Reservations recommended.

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OF S nt Sa Sat. May 19. Join an educato the test in the tournament E 19 G ICK A P P tiona tional tour of permaculture destyle Lip Sync Battle. You ON w your sign fe features. $20 - $39. 4pm. choose the song and show Ahimsa S Sanctuary Farm, (4505 best moves. Cash, prizes, specials Hana Hwy Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; and a good time. Sign up: 9:30pm 9:30pm.

Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW Sat. May 19. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. May 22. dining with great Hawaiian music by award-winning Be amused and amazed by a high-energy comartists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. edy and magic show for all ages. Free. 6:30pm.

Opening sets by Anthony Pfluke. Cost for dinner Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com from each ticket will go to a different Maui charOPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. May 22. ity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite li(1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650. bations and let these funny folks tickle your funny SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s BAR - Sun. May 20. Start your morning with a live Bar and Grill, (1945 S Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; musical jazz performance and delicious brunch seThreesbarandgrill.com lections including favorites shrimp and grits, chickGEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY en and waffles and steak and eggs. Build your own SHOW - Wed. May 23. Grammy Award-winner bloody mary with a bar of mixers and trimmings.

George Kahumoku Jr. will perform in concert with his 7am-12pm. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); slack key ‘ohana, Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner packages are SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC also available for Sea House Restaurant. Advance - Sun. May 20. Enjoy a full buffet featuring roast beef purchase required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show carving and create-your-own omelet stations while at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani, Lalistening to amazing Hawaiian, contemporary and falhaina); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com setto singer Kaniala Masoe. Enjoy breakfast overlookOPEN MIC COMEDY - Wed. May 23. Power ing Haleakala and both the north and south shores of Up Comedy welcomes all 21+ individuals to Maui. $27.50 per person, half-off for children 10 and stand up for up to 5 minutes and show the crowd younger. Reservations are recommended. 10am. Kawhat you got. There will also be food and drink hili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu); specials all night. Sign up at 9pm. 9:30pm. Di808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com amonds Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S Kihei Rd.); SUNDAY BRUNCH WITH GARRET PROBST 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com - Sun. May 20. Enjoy traditional and authentic brunch options overlooking the waters of Ka‘anapali while Garret Probst provides live music. 11am. Kimo’s, (845 Front St., Lahaina); KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com Thu. May 17. Here’s an opportunity for wine lovers and for those who want to learn about grape proWINE SOCIAL - Sun and Mon. Join in an intimate duction on Maui. This exclusive tour includes visitwine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list ing the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varimanager Jim Hansen. Jim’s thoughtful selections etal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines and a walk paired with light bites make for a wonderful prethrough the vineyard grounds. Learn the history of dinner experience for wine enthusiasts. 4:30pm.

Rose Ranch. Reservations are required. 3:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com Hwy.); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. May 20. Enjoy KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. May Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on 17. Sit back, relax and take in the sunset at Bana traditional Hawaiian dish. The special seafood yan Tree Restaurant. Enjoy a three-course sunset laulau includes Maui fresh-catch fish, shrimp, scalmenu, a glass of sparkling wine and an amuselops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all bouche. $65 + $25 optional wine pairing availwrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasable. Offered daily. 5:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton mine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant at Fairmont Kea Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr.); 808-665-7212; Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua Korestaurant.com THE GRAPE ESCAPE - Fri. May 18. Take a wine MIX IT UP WITH TOM - Mon. May 21. It’s Mixoltour around the globe and taste five wines paired with ogy Monday with Tom. The well-dressed resident

TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. May 22. Inspired by the tropics, enjoy the classic tiki-style with elixirs and tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, the country’s premier ats you y to the h best b closel sleight-of-hand magician, treats w while wh hile resident up magic and comedy show u. ghost Annabelle entertains you you. $64 - $104.50. 5pm. War-ren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com

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CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Wed. May 23. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with oceanfront dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com

ART SCENE ‘LOYALTY, COURAGE, SACRIFICE: THE 442ND STORY’ EXHIBIT - Until Fri. Aug 24. This year marks the 75th anniversary of the formation of the 442nd Regimental Combat Team. The exhibit includes memorabilia from Maui’s Nisei WWII veterans who served in the 442nd RCT. Open MonFri. 12-4pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd.); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org HUI NO‘EAU: ELEMENTAL DESIGN - Until Fri. Jun 15. This dynamic exhibition will showcase Hawai‘i artists working in glass, metal and wood, challenging them to explore these media in all of their creative forms. Works will be juried in categories according to their predominant medium.

This year’s juror will be Rick Mills, a University of Hawai‘i art professor. 9am-4pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com AMANDA MCCUMBEE - Until Thu. May 31.

With Maui being full of such spectacular views of color, Amanda McCumbee embraces that color and shares it with her acrylic art titled “Moments in Color” inspired by reactions to her previous work.

9am-5pm. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St.); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com LUANA KAMA - Until Wed. May 30. Watercolor artist Luana Kama’s favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. She will be in the gallery every Wednesday in May working on her newest works of art. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St.); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com ARIEL QUIROZ - Until Thu. May 31. Artist Ariel Quiroz will be the artist in residence for May. He will be in the gallery every Thursday creating a new piece of art. He can also create and image of you and your love one, so stop by the gallery and get your portrait painted. 4pm. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com DIANE SNOEY APPLER - Until Fri. May 25.

Plein air oil painter Diane Snoey Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. She will be in the gallery every Friday painting on-site.

11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com EXHIBIT: YOUNG CREATIVES: INTERGALACTICA - Until Sat. Jun 9. Maui students grades K-12 were asked to submit work that explores an “outer space” theme. Attend and see some seriously cosmic art. Free. 10am-5pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org FINE ART TOUR - Thu. May 17. View original art and giclees by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright buildings in Hawai‘i.

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Kapali Keahi, 5:30-8:30pm

Gary Larson, 5:30-8:30pm & Piano w/Dayan Kai (At the Bar) 6-9pm

Sunday Brunch w/ Gary Larson (9am-12noon) & Joseph Chee, 5:30-8:30pm

MON- Kincaid Kipahu, 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Brian Haia, 5:30-8:30pm, WED- Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm

The Grouch Birthday & Farewell For Now Party Part 1, 10pm

The Grouch Birthday & Farewell For Now Party Part 2, 10pm

Sunday Afternoon’s Live in Makawao w/Soul Kitchen, 3pm, $10

WED - Ladies Night 2.0’s w/ DJs, 10pm, $5/$10

Mark Johnstone & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm, no cover

90s Night w/ DJ Blast, 10pm $10

Sierra & the Nomads, 9pm $15

Breakfast & Bloody Mary Bar (Open at 7am)

MON - Live Band & Open Mic Hosted by Nick Sickles 7-10pm, TUE- Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig, 6:30pm, WED- Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Maguire, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Scot Freeman, 8pm

MON - Mark Burnett 4:30pm & Evan Shulman 8pm, TUE - Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Maguire, 8pm, WED - Brooks Maguire, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe Open Mic 8pm

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6pm

TUE - Pool League, WED - Power Up Comedy (sign up at 9pm), starts at 9:30pm

Piilani Arias, 5:30-8:30pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE 811 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-4855

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 12pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com STEVE RINALDI - Fri. May 18. Oil painter Steve Rinaldi’s painterly style is representational and locally inspired. His portraits reveal the essence of an individual and his landscapes inspire a sense of light and awe. See him paint in person. 5pm.

Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. May 18. The cafe will be bustling with published local artists creating art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists. Couple that with a selection of high-quality teas and coffees, healthy smoothies and snacks, and you have a great way to wind-down after a long week.

5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. May 18. Visit the gallery for live music and mai tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St.); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com MAUI GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. May 20.

Enjoy locally made art, jewelry, gifts and crafts from over 35 local vendors, including Maui Fine Art, Nalu Koa, Lee Olulani Plevney, Footprints in the Sand, Lightsavor Photography, Bodhi Waves, Primitive Vibes Hawaii, Mahina Spirit and more. 9am. Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St.); 808-661-5304; Mauigiftandcraftfair.com

TICKETS ON SALE COSMIC EXPLORER SERIES: TALES FROM THE LANIAKEA SUPERCLUSTER Mon. May 21. In connection with the “Young Creatives: Intergalactica” exhibit taking place until June 9, the ‘out of this world’ evening will include a talk from the superstars of the Institute for Astronomy including Dr. Joe Ritter, Dr. Gary Greenberg, Dr. Jeff Kuhn, JD Armstrong and more special guests. $20. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover SIN w/Patrick & Levi 9pm Happy Hour w/ Evan Dove 3-6pm & Red Dirt 6pm & DJ, 10pm

Lunar Boogie, 9pm

Jam 98.3 Power Mix

MIG Presents Game Night!

MON- Guest Bartenders 1-3pm & Kama’aina Night, TUE - Happy Hour w/ Kendall Dean 4-7pm & Karaoke w/Casey Jones 10pm, WED- Happy Hour &Whiskey Wednesday’s

Jeremiah Khan 3-5pm & DJ Love, 10pm

Jeremiah Khan 3-5pm, Fresh Squeezed Friday & DJ Collelo, 10pm

Dave Kresy 3-5pm & 80s Party, 10pm

Garrett Probst 3-5pm & Trivia Night w/ Professor Fincher, 10pm

MON- Jason Tepora 3-5pm & Lip Sync Battle10pm, TUE- Jeremiah Khan 3-5pm, WED- Wine Down Wednesday’s w/ Caleb, 8:30pm

Houseshakers, 7-10pm

I-Drive, 7-10pm

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Paul Marchetti Duo, 7-10pm

MON- Levi Poasa 6-9:30pm, TUE- Karrie O’Neill 6-9:30pm, WED- Johnny Ringo 6-9:30pm

ARTIST 2 ARTIST - Fri. May 25. Hosted by Henry Kapono with special guest Malani Bilyeu, Artist 2 Artist involves talk-story about the artist’s careers followed by a live jam session, allowing audiences an up close and personal experience with the artists. $35-65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org GERSHWIN’S ‘CRAZY FOR YOU’ IN CONCERT - Fri. May 25 - Sun. May 27. Presented by the Maui Chamber Orchestra and based on the 1930 musical “Girl Crazy,” “Crazy for You” features music and lyrics by George and Ira Gershwin. $27 - $55. Showtimes are Friday and Saturday from 7:30-9:30pm and on Sunday from 3-5pm. Iao Theater, (68 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com; Mauichamberorchestra.org BOBBY RAY BISHOP’S LADIES SING THE BLUES - Fri. May 25. Have you seen them yet?

Bobby Ray Bishop’s “Ladies Sing the Blues” returns to Paia. Come and shake a tail feather with Sweet Mama Dee, Nara Boone, Jaimie Gallo and The Pacific Blues Society. 21+. $10. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com RUSHAD EGGLESTON - Wed. May 30. Here’s a chance to hear a cello performance accompanied by comedy with Rushad Eggleston. $25. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St, Wailuku); 808-250-9555.

TRANSFORMATION HEALING EVENT - Fri. Jun 1 - Wed. Jun 6. Join an incredible journey with Ger Lyons. Lyons is a healer, teacher, metaphysician, mystic and seer from Ireland. 7pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-269-6389; GerLyons.net SOUL KITCHEN UNPLUGGED - Fri. Jun 1. Soul Kitchen hits the attic for an unplugged zydeco and soul music performance with special guests. $10 in advance, $15 at the door. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St, Wailuku); 808-250-9555.

MAMO AT THE MACC: WEARABLE ART SHOW - Sat. Jun 2. Returning for the fifth consecutive year, the PA‘I Foundation presents MAMO at the MACC. A component of the Maoli Arts Movement, the wearable art show celebrates Hawaiian design in fabric and clothing–specifically in terms of cultural motif. This year showcases creations by

Kawika Lum-Nelmida, Kehaulani Nielson, Kanoelani Davis, Ari South, Anna Kahalekulu, Lufi Luteru and Micah Kamohoali’i, and will feature emcees Vicky Takamine and Robert Cazimero. $35-45 general admission, $65 VIP. 6pm VIP Trunk Show. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org NA WAHINE O KALANI KA‘ANAPALI GOLF TOURNEY - Wed. Jun 6. Na Wahine O Kalani will hold their first annual Golf Tourney. Proceeds benefit the Na Wahine O Kalani scholarship fund for young and emerging female athletes in Hawai‘i. $350 single player, $1,400 foursome package.

7:30am. Ka‘anapali Golf Resort, (2290 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 866-454-4653; Nawahineokalani.org BLACKLIGHT CHARITY YOGA EVENT - Wed. Jun 6. Put the glow in your flow during the second blacklight yoga fundraiser for Maui United Way at the Lahaina Studio. Dress in your black-light sensitive clothing (whites). Lights, fluorescents and all paints will be provided. 100 percent of the proceeds will go to Maui United Way and their continued support of the community. Space is limited. Call or go online to sign-up. $10. 7pm. Afterglow Yoga, (Kihei, Lahaina, Wailuku); 808-495-7159; Afterglowyoga.com KAPALUA WINE AND FOOD FESTIVAL - Fri. Jun 8 - Sun. Jun 10. The annual festival is now in its 37th year. It brings together oenophiles, gourmands and enthusiasts to celebrate, learn and experience the finest culinary trends and viniculture for a magical weekend on the shores of Kapalua. The Ritz-Carlton, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr.); Kapaluawineandfoodfestival.com THE CRYSTAL METHOD - Sun. Jun 10. The Grammy-nominated, platinum-certified trailblazing duo (Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland) set the stage for the genre-mashing electronic sounds that will fuel the current zeitgeist. $20-35. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI FILM FESTIVAL 2018 - Wed. Jun 13 Sun. Jun 17. Taste of Summer takes place on Wednesday, June 13th from 5-7pm at the Grand Wailea. Taste of Chocolate is on Friday, June 15th from 10pm-Midnight at Four Season Resort Maui at Wailea. The Taste of Wailea is on Saturday,

June 16th from 4:30-7pm at Wailea Golf Academy. 5pm. Maui Film Festival; Mauifilmfestival.com BOBBY RAY BISHOP’S LADIES SING THE BLUES - Fri. Jun 15. Head to Wailea and hear some of Maui’s most talented ladies sing and play the blues. Hear performances by Sweet Mama Dee, Nara Boone, Jamie Gallo and Natalie Nicole. $10. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com JUNETEENTH CELEBRATION - Fri. Jun 15. Super singer and recording artist Sylvia St. James will headline this exciting concert. The show will feature gospel, blues and jazz that recognizes Juneteenth and the ending of slavery. Opening the show will be local legend, Kelly Covington. This must-see event is sponsored by the African Americans on Maui Association. Tickets are $40 for General Admission and $55 for assigned seating. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org TAIMANE AND HER QUARTET- Sat. Jun 16.

Riding a surge of popularity that includes sold out shows from coast to coast on the mainland, Taimane brings her “Elemental” CD release tour to Maui for an intimate, one-night-only concert. Accompanying Taimane will be a quartet of musicians playing ukulele, classical guitar, percussion and violin. $25 - $35.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI UNITED WAY’S MEETING AND RECOGNITION LUNCH - Thu. Jun 21. Mark your calendars for the 49th annual Maui United Way meeting and recognition luncheon. Registration required. 11am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-244-8787; Mauiunitedway.com NAOMI NYE AND CATHY SONG IN THE GREEN ROOM - Fri. Jun 22. Taking the stage together for an evening immersed in the power of poetry, the Merwin Conservancy presents poets Naomi Shihab Nye, professor at Texas State University, and Cathy Song, a teacher through Hawaii’s “Poets in the Schools” program. They will explore poetry’s role as an antidote to the chaos in the world around us. Tickets are $25 and $10 special student price w/ID. Post-event hosted reception included. 7pm.

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Karaoke, 9pm-close

Dat Guyz, 9pm-close

Jah Residentz, 9pm-close

Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON - Karaoke 8pm, TUE - Karaoke & $1 Tacos 9pm, WED- Club Night w/ DJ Illz, 9pm-close

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover

Brian Mansano, 7-10pm, no cover

Ori Aviv, 7-10pm, no cover

Jon Bowser, 7-10pm, no cover

MON - Jon Bowser, TUE - Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan, WED - Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover

Luau Stew, 6:30-8:30pm

Danyel Alana & Roy Kato, 7-9pm

Luau Stew, 6:30-8:30pm

Benny Uyetake, 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Live Music, 6-8pm

Aqua Dance Party, 10pm, no cover

Bill Patterson & His All Star Band 7-9pm & DJ at 10pm

Live Music 7-9pm

MON- SIN, TUE- Happy Hour 3-6pm/911pm, WED- $3 Wings

Derick Sebastian 4-5:45pm & Micah 6:158pm

Jules Trobridge 4-5:45pm Daniel Shishido 6:15-8pm

Hamilton & Sebastian 4-5:45pm, Randall Rospond 6:15-8pm

MON-Nate Lopez 4pm/Jason Archilla 6:15pm, TUE- Alex Karrie O’Neill 4pm/ Jason Archilla 6:15pm, WED-Tom Conway 4pm/Damien Awai 6:15pm

Aloha Vibes w/ DJ Kai, 10pm no cover

Sexy Saturday’s w/DJ Big Mike, 9pm no cover

Free Karaoke & Drink Specials, 9pm

WED- Ladies Night w/DJ Big Mike, 9pm (no cover)

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Brooks Maguire, 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen, 6-8pm

Makai Jazz, 6:30-8:30pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9pm

MON-Closed, TUE- Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Joel katz 5:30pm & Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAVA ROCK BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 727-2521

MAUI BREWING CO. 605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei - 201-BEER

Latin Night w/ DJ Grace

Natalie Nicole 4-5:45pm & Matt Del Olmo 6:15-8pm

MAUI GRILL 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 667-6100

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MAY 17 ONLINE AUDITIONS BEGIN FOR ‘SING IT! TEEN SINGING COMPETITION’ - Until Sat. Jun 9.

The competition is open to Maui residents ages 1018. To audition, email a link to a video (no longer than three minutes) of your practice session or live stage singing performance, a short bio describing yourself and why you love to sing and contact information.

Deadline for submissions is June 9 at midnight. The competition will take place on June 23. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Singitmaui@gmail.com.

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY - Thu. May 17. Seeking volunteers for animal caretakers, support staff, office assistant/creative project development and groundskeeper/handyperson. Retirees welcome.

Also looking for pet carriers. Not open for public visitation. Contact the sanctuary. 8am. Pacific Primate Sanctuary Inc., (Pacificprimatesanctuary@gmail. com, Haiku); 808-572-8089; Pacificprimate.org HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. May 17. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled and retired veterans. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hakubaldwincenter.org TAI CHI - Thu. May 17. Presented by Southern Praying Mantis, all ages are welcome to join Master Sifu David Moragne for a mediation in motion class to promote serenity and peace. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com SUICIDE RELIEF SUPPORT GROUP - Thu. May 17 - Thu. Aug 2. Many people bereaved by suicide feel alone and isolated. Social stigma often prevents people from expressing their loss. For those who’ve experience the pain of losing a loved one to suicide, Hospice Maui invites you to their support group facilitated by Joyce Lechuga, RN, MS, MFC and Michelle Davenport, LMFT, CGP. Attendees are required to commit to the full eight weeks and have two months post suicide. Pre-registration is required. $20. 3pm. Hospice Maui, (400 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5555; Hospicemaui.org GROOVE TO MOOVE - Every Thursday & Tuesday.

Bring your walking shoes and get “mooving” together towards a healthier community with Meadow Gold Dairies and Hui No Ke Ola. Free. 10am-1pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS - Thu. May 17. Recovered alcoholics share a common purpose: to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need. Public information committees in AA carry the message of recovery to the still-suffering alcoholic by informing the general public about the AA program. For days, times, locations and more information, call, email or visit website.

808-244-9673; info@aamaui.org; AAmaui.org

FRIDAY, MAY 18 YOUTH MENTAL HEALTH FIRST AID TRAINING - Fri. May 18. This education program introduces participants to the unique risk factors and warning signs of mental health problems in adolescents, builds understanding of the importance of early intervention and teaches individuals how to help an adolescent in crisis or experiencing a mental health challenge. Mental Health First Aid uses role-playing and simulations to demonstrate how to assess a mental health crisis. Seating is limited. 8am. Mental Health America of Hawaii, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-242-6461; Mentalhealthhawaii.org

greater flexibility, strength and a deeper connection to your wholeness. Donation. 8am. Yoga for EveryBody w/ Sandy Callender, (VFW, 2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com GOODIES AND THINGS CRAFT FAIR AND BAKE SALE - Sat. May 19. Enjoy shopping for unique items created by Maui crafters during Roselani Place’s resident activities program benefit day. Vendors will include Roselani’s fresh baked cookies, My 5 Little Pineapples, Bang Um Out Grinds, Island Jewelry, Paparazzi Accessories, LulaRoe Clothing, Meg’s Gems, Humble Native, Stella and Dot, Color Street by Malia, Smooch Boutique and Aloha Caviar Pearls, Wilikina Creations, Tupperware and 31 Bags. Free. 8am. Roselani Place, (88 S Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-871-7720; Roselaniplace.com PACIFIC MEDIA GROUP JOB FAIR - Sat. May 19. Job seekers are welcomed to meet over 50 prospective employers and apply for Maui career opportunities. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

FELINE FRIDAY - Fri. May 18. Every Friday, the Maui Humane Society hosts Feline Friday where you can adopt any cat six months or older for just $5. 11am6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org

SUPER SENIOR SATURDAY - Sat. May 19. Every Saturday, you can name your adoption fee on any senior pet over 7 years old. 11am-6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org

KAMA‘AINA NIGHTS - Fri. May 18. Enjoy a locally grown Hawaiian concert series for the entire ‘ohana that features popular Maui bands, store and restaurant specials and prize giveaways. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

CRUISE NIGHT WITH NOCTURNALS CTC - Sat. May 26. See Maui’s car and truck club showcase lowriders and lifted vehicles. Free. 5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

MOONLIT MERMAID DEBUT PARTY - Fri. May 18. Put on your favorite mermaid or merman attire and join a fun debut party with drink specials, contests and prizes that include IAP passes and Ohana Ocean Adventures clear kayak tours. Open to ages 16 and older. 7pm. Island Art Party, (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #109); 808-419-6020; islandartparty.com ‘MARS ATTACKS’ FILM SCREENING - Fri. May 18.

The Cosmos Crew is invading Lahaina, so bring your lil martians for a Sci-Friday screening of “Mars Attacks.”

There will be food available for purchase from local vendors, fun artistic activities and also an all-star live performance by The Maui Music Mission. Free. 7pm.

James Campbell Park, (127 Wainee St., Lahaina).

SATURDAY, MAY 19 EASE INTO YOGA OUTDOORS - Sat. May 19.

Sandy Callender will show you how using traditional yoga postures and breath work brings you

SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAYS - Sat. May 19.

Support and shop local every 3rd Saturday as local business showcase their products during the popup event. 1pm. The Incubator, (250 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-374-2202; Theincmaui.com COFFEE HOUSE SESSIONS: MUSIC FOR A CAUSE - Sat. May 19. Enjoy the soulful acoustic music of Kimo Nevius and Jamie Gallo during this month’s charity concert series. Money raised will go towards Parents And Children Together Maui, a program that supports and promotes healthy individuals, families and communities with an array of innovative and educational social services. 2pm. Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N Market St.); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com

SUNDAY, MAY 20 BEACH CLEANUP: KOKUA KA’EHU - Sun. May 27.

Lend a hand for fun and exercise, and help keep Ka‘ehu free of marine debris and research what washes ashore.

Bring a reusable water bottle and wear sun protection

and sturdy shoes. All supplies and snacks provided. 9am.

Ka‘ehu Beach, (Kukona Pl., Waihe‘e); SHARKastics.org FREE ZUMBA - Sun. May 20. Get your sweat on!

Everybody is welcome. Free. 8:30-9:30am at the Maui Mall, 9-10am at the Outlets of Maui. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit; 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com REIKI RELIEF LOW-COST COMMUNITY CLINIC - Sun. May 20. Reiki is a Japanese energy healing technique that involves laying-on-of-hands. The healing energy works to restore balance and strength to the energy body and helps to cleanse the energy system of lower frequencies that contribute to emotional and physical pain, disharmony and dis-ease. $20 for 30-minute session. 1pm. Reiki Relief Clinics at POME Maui, (151 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-385-9044; Reikireliefclinics.com

MONDAY, MAY 21 HULA DANCE WORKSHOP WITH PAPA HULA Mon. May 21. Gain a deeper appreciation of the traditional dance with Papa Hula (dance class) and learn about the history of hula, the art of chanting, basic Hula footwork and hand movements. Also learn about different instruments and how they are used in hula. There will be a Q&A session following class. 1pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

TUESDAY, MAY 22 ENHANCEFITNESS - Tue. May 22. Tue, Wed & Fri. Improve strength, flexibility, balance, cardiovascular health and social engagement for elderly 50+. $20 suggested contribution. Registration required. 9:30am. Hale Mahaolu Ehiku, (56 Ehiku St., Kihei); 808-463-3166; Halemahaolu.org ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. May 15. It’s never too late to learn how to play the ‘ukulele. Free. 5:45pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, MAY 23 HAIKU IN ENGLISH - Wed. May 30. Maui Friends of the Library presents Haiku in English. 4:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com EASE INTO YOGA OUTDOORS - Wed. May 23.

Expand, explore and ease into yoga with certified yoga instructor, Gylian Solay. Focus on the breath as you gently move in and out of poses, gaining balance and flexibility in both body and attitude. Donation. 8am.

Yoga for EveryBody w/ Gylian Solay, (VFW, 2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com

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SOUTH MAUI REAL PROPERTY TAX SALE - Wed. May 23. The County of Maui Department of Finance will be holding a real property tax sale to auction off properties that have been delinquent for three or more years and have received their final notice of tax sale. Each parcel will be sold to the highest bidder. Doors open at 8:30am. 9:00am. Kihei Community Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-270-7697; Mauicounty.gov/RPT IAO INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL BAND - Wed. May 23.

Support Maui’s hard-working young performing artists!

See the Iao Intermediate School Band students perform for the annual School Band Concert series in the Castle Theater. 6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIES KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/auntieskitchen CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Solo Jazz Guitarist Gary Larson 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Gary Larson and Eric van Ketel Jazz Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:308:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Tue, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:307:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI RESORT - Thu, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Clifdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Jeremiah Khan 3-5pm; Fri, Jeremiah Khan 3-5pm; Sat, Dave Kresy 3-5pm; Sun, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Mon, Jason Tepora 3-5pm; Tue, Jeremiah Khan 3-5pm; Wed, Jason Tepora 3-5pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm;

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Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini & Ynot, 10pm

Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ Kamikazee 10pm

Karaoke w/ Brant Quick 9pm-12am; no cover

3rd Friday w/ Annie & The Orfinz, $5 cover, 8-12pm

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Kevin Leonard 4pm, Sunday Lounge,10pm

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm; no cover

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MON- Mint Monday SIN w/DJ Lobstah 9pm, TUE- Trivia 7pm & $2 Tues w/#POUNDTOWN 9pm, WED- Hump Day w/ DJ Blkshp & Baby Monk Seals, 9pm

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TUE - Steve Norton, 7-9pm WED - Jon Bowser, 7-9pm

Thu, Garrett Probst and Guest 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Guest 6-8:30pm; Sat, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Guest 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FAIRMONT KEA LANI MAUI - Fri, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; Sat, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; Wed, Luana Lounge Live Music 7-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/KeaLani HULA GRILL - Thu, Keali‘i Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI - Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Kelly and Margie 5:30-7:30pm; Mon, Brian Santana 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Kanoa Kukaua 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Tue, Nino Toscano and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; (3350 L Honoapi‘ilani, Lahaina); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com KA‘ANAPALI BEACH CLUB - Thu, Braddah Larry Golis 3-7pm; Fri, Braddah Larry Golis 4-8pm; Sat, Evan Shulman 4-8pm; Sun, Edgar and Sean 3-7pm; Tue, Mondo Kane 4-8pm; (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 1-800-438-2929; Kaanapalibeachclub.com KIMO’S - Thu, Luau Stew 8-11pm; Fri, Danyel Alana and Roy Kato 7-9pm; Sat, Luau Stew 8-11pm; Sun, Benny Uyetake 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com

MERRIMAN’S- Tue, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:308:30pm; Wed, Gabe and Austin 10am-1pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com

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PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Sat, David King 4:306:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 6-7:30pm; Fri, Karrie O’Neill 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers 7-9pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:15pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

PIONEER INN MAUI - Thu, Greg di Piazza 5-8pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 5-8pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Thu, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Fri, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Lahaina); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com

OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - ThuWed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (1945 S Kihei Rd.); 808-868-3247; Ohanaseafoodgrill.com PITA PARADISE - Sun, Phil and Angela Benoit 6:30-9pm; (34 Wailea Gateway); 808-879-7177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com

WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI OCEAN RESORT VILLAS Thu, Live Music at Pailolo 6-9pm; Tue, Live Music at Pailolo 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music at Pailolo 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jamie Gallo 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Natalie Nicole 4-6pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com

WESTIN MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Thu-Wed, Braddah Keoki Ruiz at Relish Bar 6:30-9pm; (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2992; Westinmaui.com

WHAT ALES YOU - Thu, Sean Kim 7-9pm; Fri, Kevin Leonard 7-9pm; Wed, Karrie O’Neill 7-9pm; (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6581; WhatAlesYouMaui.com

SOUTH MAUI CHEESEBURGER GRILLE AND TAP ROOM Thu, Mark Burnett 6-9pm; Sat, Mondo Kane 5:308:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990; Cheeseburgernation.com DIAMONDS ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-8pm; (1279 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com GANNON’S - Thu-Sat, Wailea Live Music 5-7pm; (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com

CENTRAL MAUI BEACH BUMS MA‘ALAEA - Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com SEASCAPE MA‘ALAEA RESTAURANT - Thu, Anthony Pfluke 6-8pm; Sat, Live Music 5-7:30pm; Sun, Live Music 5-7:30pm; (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7068; Mauioceancenter.com/dine WAI BAR - Thu, Lee Norris 6-10pm; (45 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com

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GRAND WAILEA - Thu-Sat, Contemporary Hawaiian Music at Botero Lounge 5-10pm; (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com

CAFE MAMBO MAUI - Tue, Brant Quick 4-8pm; (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com

KAHALE’S DIVE BAR - Thu, Bad Kitty 8pm-12am; Fri, Sunburn 8pm-12am; Sun, Justin “JJ” Jones and Cuzin Josh 8-10pm; (36 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-875-7711.

CASANOVA ITALIAN RESTAURANT - Sun, Soul Kitchen 3-5pm; (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

LAVA ROCK BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Lava Live Music 7-9pm; (1945 S Kihei Rd.); 808-727-2521; Lavarockhawaii.com

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON - Thu, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 6:30-8:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com

MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - Fri, Micah 4-8pm; Sun, Hamilton and Sebastian 4-6pm; Mon, Marc Dumalanta 4-6pm; Mon, Johnny Ringo 6-8pm; Tue, Derick Sebastian 4-6pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com

LONGHI’S - Thu, Summer Macedo and Shawn McLauglin 5:30-7:30pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 5:307:30pm; Tue, Wilmont Kahaiali‘i and Shawn McLaughlin 5:30-7:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com

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Sign Language TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You’re tough. Sometimes that means it’s your job to take more on than, say, your partner or your friends, simply because you can. You can handle that little bit of extra abuse or punishment, while they’d crumple beneath the pressure. It’s not fair, not at all. But it is, somehow, right. I guess you’re thinking how much it sucks to be you right now, but maybe you can see it another way: It may be twisted, but you’re actually lucky that you’re strong enough to take it, and to be able to show those you love just how much you adore them by picking up some of their slack.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You did stuff a decade ago that you’d be embarrassed about now, and chances are in 10 years you’ll be sheepish about whatever you do tomorrow.

That’s life. Resisting change is futile, especially this week. Shit finds you either way, but the good stuff only comes along if you’re willing to embrace and seek out the new. Besides, if you’re really the same person you were a decade ago, I feel sorry for you (as well as everyone who knows you). How dull. I know you value certain things about who you were 10 years ago, but there’s a way to keep those essentials while welcoming vital transformation. This week, show us you know how to do exactly that.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Some of your friends have discovered that you’re a convenient mouthpiece they can use to voice anything dissenting, unpleasant, or unpopular. Being outspoken is one of your talents, but it’s also a kind of curse, because you get all the fallout from shit other people have actually started. Don’t let yourself play the role of ventriloquist’s dummy. If your buddies have something unpleasant to say, let them say it themselves. They probably won’t, which begs the question: if it wasn’t worth it to them to open their mouths to speak their piece, why should you?

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Some say that the best defense is a good offense, and while I disagree with that in general (especially when it’s as misguided and screwed up as our current conflicts), in your case it might be your best strategy. You have a chance to knock down some of your opposition before it can pose a threat. Your alternative is waiting until those you love get hurt and fixing them up afterwards (which, of course, you’re quite good at). But wouldn’t you prefer to mix it up a bit and spare them the emotional bruises and scrapes? You can’t always do that. This week, you can.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Jack-of-all-trades, but master of none–that suits you down to the ground, most of the time. But every once in a while you acquire a longing to be great, truly great at something, instead of quite good at most things. This, too, lies in your grasp, you amazing creature, but it does involve a certain amount of sacrifice (greatness generally always does). This week, a higher level of achievement is available to you, but to get there you really have to be almost insanely focused, putting pretty much everything else on the backburner, including family, friends, downtime, and fun.

Now that you know it’s possible, and what it will take, it’s up to you to decide whether or not it’s worth it.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

You’re wiser than you think. It’s not like you have all the answers, and are ready to play spiritual adviser to all your friends. But you do have one or two answers, ones you shouldn’t hesitate to share right away. After all, you’ve spent years figuring this shit out. Just think, if you and your friends (most of whom also have one or two different answers) pool your collective knowledge in an open, honest, and constructive way, you’ll all be that much closer to real wisdom and enlightenment. Of course, to do that, you might have to stop biting your tongue and just call it as you see it. Are you ready to do that (and to hear it, too)? If so, this week, let it rip.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

My mom used to frequently (half) joke that the main reason she had kids was for the free labor. There’s nothing wrong, of course, with giving your children chores and responsibilities, but it’s important to remember your duty to them, too. Whether you’re a parent, a boss, a teacher, or anyone who has some degree of authority over others, you have an obligation to them as well.

Their well-being, to some extent, is your responsibility.

Your job, especially this week, is to use that authority in the way that will benefit them the most, not you.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

I’m always astonished by how many people believe in heaven and hell. The apparent sheer idiocy required to embrace such outlandish concepts is mind-boggling.

However, I’m not entirely certain that these ridiculous people are stupid so much as lazy. They obviously haven’t thought through their ideas to their logical conclusions, and seen how completely preposterous and unworkable they are. You’ve been a bit lazy, too. What you’ve chosen to put your faith and energy into isn’t as crazy as believing in heaven, hell and purgatory, but plainly you haven’t taken more than one or two mental steps further down that path. This week, take the time to clearly picture that trail’s destination. Before you take another step, make sure it’s really someplace you’d like to go.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You can only pour so much caffeine down your gullet before it ceases to be useful. Eventually, nothing can replace a good night’s sleep and a solid meal. Similarly, trying to compensate for other lacks in your life with artificial substitutes won’t get you anywhere (although, like chugging espresso, they might seem to help, for a little while). You need the real thing, whether it be love and affection, support and encouragement, or simply a purpose in life. Luckily, this week you should be able to get quite a bit closer to getting some of that good stuff into your life, and forgoing coffee (or its equivalents) forever.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You’re practically a shape-shifter, the way you can dramatically take on different roles in various situations. Someone who meets you in one context may have tremendous difficulty recognizing you in another, because you’re not at all the same. You act differently, and may even look like someone else. This is an amazing talent, but it can also inspire mistrust in people who require a bit more consistency (or, you could say, a bit less elasticity) in those around them. Can you be reliable as well as flexible? If so, this week make that undeniably clear.

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I suppose we’re lucky your god doesn’t jump at your beck and call, or else we’d have lightning striking people down left and right. Maybe you’re right in passing judgment, and maybe you’re not. In any case, can you shut up about it a bit? It’s none of your business. Although you’ve got pretty good armor between you and the world, it does have chinks, and those you’re talking shit about (however justifiably) will find and exploit them, if you don’t chill out. This might involve temporarily removing yourself from the situations that are pissing you off, but if that’s what it takes to keep from going on the holy righteous warpath, then that’s what you ought to do.

Where’s your moral compass pointing these days?

I think it could benefit from a bit of stretching and exercise, because things are never quite as black and white as you’ve made them out to be lately. You’re likely to be operating in a very foggy gray area, this week especially. While in general you do have a good grasp of “right” and “wrong,” you’re not the be-all, end-all authority on the subject. Sure, you could sit on your high horse and be hardnosed and unyielding, but that’d be mighty hypocritical of you (even if you don’t realize it yet). Practice compassion over principle this week. Sometime soon, you’ll be glad you did.

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