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1. On Apr. 1, The Maui News reported that the Maui County Democratic Party has begun calling for candidates to replace Rep. Joe Souki, D–Wailuku, who resigned recently following a scathing state Ethics report on his alleged sexual harassment. Which of these individuals is NOT mentioned in the story as having pulled nomination papers for the job?

A. Lynn Araki-Regan, chief of staff to Mayor Alan Arakawa B. Richard Abbett, who unsuccessfully challenged Souki in the 2016 Primary Election

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A proposed zipline operation on Lower Ulumalu in Haiku is very controversial with North Shore residents, KITV4 reported on Mar. 30. How many lines does the new operation call for?

A. Two B. Four C. Six D. Eight E. Ten

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Coconut Wireless tragedy and a travesty that those of us in Hawaii who aren’t Native Hawaiian ignore at our peril.

COUNTY OF MAUI LOSES YET ANOTHER INJECTION WELL RULING

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NEW STATE REPORT DETAILS UGLY TRUTHS ABOUT RACE IN HAWAII

COUNTY TO HONOR KULEANA CAST AND CREW Of course, not everything the County does these days is injection well-related.

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As anyone who’s spent at least five minutes in Hawaii can say, race here is enormously complex. While no single ethnic group makes up a majority of Hawaii’s population, there’s nothing remotely resembling an even distribution of power and wealth in the state.

In an attempt to assess the racial and ethnic situation in Hawaii, the state Department of Business, Economic Development and Tourism (DBEDT) recently released a new report titled Demographic, Social, Economic, and Housing Characteristics for Selected Race Groups in Hawaii. Though just 40 pages long, the report is packed with Census data, statistics and tables that draw a disturbing picture of the often unequal–and unjust– socioeconomic situation in Hawaii.

“This report contains data that describe the demographic, social, economic, and housing experiences of Hawaii’s 14 largest race groups,” states the report. “Many of the graphs and tables show disparities in education, income, and resources among Hawaii’s residents. This report is not, however, a complete portrait of an individual’s or group’s overall well-being. Family ties, community structure, and culture all play a role in shaping the lives of a population.

The groups highlighted here are more than statistics–they are diverse populations made up of people with multi-faceted interests and identities. They are supported by friends, neighbors, nonprofits, mentors, and faith and community leaders, and their stories are richer than that which can be told by Census data alone.”

The report offers a great deal, but I’m going to excerpt the portion of it that deals with poverty–arguably the most important, and disturbing, section of the report: “People living below the poverty threshold can struggle with limited access to food, clothing, shelter, health care, and education,” states the report. “Hawaii’s

individual poverty rate, 11.2%, was the 6th lowest among the United States and District of Columbia during the 20112015 period, and the poverty rate among families, 7.7%, was the 8th lowest in the nation; however, poverty rates in Hawaii vary significantly between race groups, with some groups experiencing very little poverty while others experience doubledigit levels.

“Okinawans have the lowest poverty rates for both families and individuals, with an estimated 25 families (1.8% of families) and 216 individuals (3.2% of the population) living in poverty. The Marshallese have the highest poverty rates for both individuals and families, with 538 families (46.2% of families) and 4,566 individuals (51.1% of the population) living in poverty.

“Of the five largest race groups, the Japanese have the lowest poverty rates for individuals and families, with 2,619 families (3.8% of families) and 20,214 individuals (6.6% of the population) below the poverty level. Of those same five groups, Native Hawaiians have the highest poverty rates for individuals and families, with 6,610 families (12.6% of families) and 45,420 individuals (15.5% of the population) living below the poverty level.”

Let me reiterate: Native Hawaiians, the first people to live in Hawaii, currently “have the highest poverty rates for individuals and families” in Hawaii. This is a

Man, the County of Maui really, Really, REALLY wants to keep defending its defenseless injecting of wastewater into the ocean–a practice that’s been going on at the Lahaina Wastewater Treatment Facility for three decades or so. It’s like the injection wells have, I don’t know, salacious dirt on the County, and are using it to extort our local government into spending every tax dollar they can on ridiculous legal appeals, even though Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa has already announced that the county will end its use of injection wells.

But I digress. Way back in 2014, a Maui District Court judge ruled that the county’s use of injection wells at the Lahaina Wastewater Facility were a violation of the federal Clean Water Act. As everyone expected, the County of Maui appealed the

the Ninth Circuit to reconsider their opinion. On Mar. 30, the Ninth Circuit rejected that, saying that they were pretty satisfied with their February ruling that the Lahaina injections wells violate the Clean Water Act. “We’re pleased the Ninth Circuit rejected this attempt by polluting industries to do an end run around the Clean Water Act,” said Earthjustice staff attorney David Henkin in a Mar. 30 news release. “When Congress passed this landmark law to protect our nation’s waters, it did not create a loophole for Maui County to pollute the Pacific Ocean by using the groundwater underneath the Lahaina facility as a sewer.”

As you might expect, the County of Maui– which still has plenty of taxpayer dollars to spend–will appeal this decision yet again, this time to the U.S. Supreme Court.

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decision. In February of this year, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Maui District Court got it right–the injection wells are a violation of the Clean Water Act. So then the County’s attorneys asked

Overheard “Both of us grew up around black people so maybe that’s why we say ‘titties.’”

of the Maui-made movie Kuleana, which finally opened in Hawaii theaters on Mar. 30 and across the U.S. later this month, with a resolution. The film has already won awards at the Maui Film Festival, Guam International Film Festival, Santa Cruz Film Festival, San Antonio Film Festival and the Tribal Film Festival. The “dedication and tireless efforts of the cast and crew of ‘Kuleana’ have brought pride and honor to the people of the County of Maui,” states the resolution.

The Council will also honor the musician Richard Kealoha Ho‘opi‘i, Sr., who died in March, at the same meeting. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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arena with an established brand known worldwide having served guests in Hawaii for 25 years,” said Maui Tacos CEO Jeff Endervelt. “We believe our chef-driven menu that focuses on the food distinguishes us against our competitors. This is a time-proven concept and after 25 years in business, the rest of the U.S will get to say Aloha to Fresh.”

Maui Tacos, created by world-famous Pacific Rim Chef Mark Ellman in 1993 for surfers and celebrities, describes the restaurant as combining a hip, fast, casual yet fresh dining experience with great food and service. The restaurants are also known for their free salsa bar. “Many people say our salsas do a hula on your tongue,” Endervelt said.

“Our fast-casual restaurants have risen to celebrity status since the opening of our first restaurant on Maui in 1993,” Endervelt said. “Now celebrating our 25th Anniversary and being rated one of the Top Mexican Restaurants in the Country by

COUNTY TO TEST NEW ELECTRIC BUS An all-electric bus will be tested by the Maui County Department of Transportation, in cooperation with Proterra Inc., along different Maui Bus routes this week. The 40-foot, all electric, zero-emission Proterra Catalyst bus has just completed a one month trial run with the City and County of Honolulu and is now on Maui for a three day test run.

Mayor Alan Arakawa, Transportation Director Don Mederios and Proterra officials gathered at the Roberts Hawaii baseyard this week for a briefing on the new bus and a quick test drive. “It’s a very quiet bus and the only thing you can really hear while riding it is the air conditioning,” said Arakawa.

“We are excited at the possibility of making cleaner modes of public transportation available for our riders. Mahalo to Proterra for making their bus available to us for this short testing period.”

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MAUI TACOS EXPANDING ON THE MAINLAND Maui Tacos is expanding its iconic fast casual Mexican restaurant nationwide, with 18 new stores scheduled to open by the end of 2019. Six new stores will open this year in Kahului, Hawaii; Monroe, Louisiana; Pearl City, Hawaii; Charleston, South Carolina; Reno, Nevada; and Las Vegas, Nevada. The 10 new stores in 2019 will include a store in Hilo on the Big Island.

“Mexican fast casual is and has been one of the fastest-growing food segments nationwide and offers great opportunities for franchisees who want to enter into this

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Though he’s only running for the Kahului seat on the Maui County Council, soon-to-be-termed-out Mayor Alan Arakawa will hold a $1,000/person fundraiser with Honolulu’s wealthy and powerful on Wednesday, April 11, according to a campaign notice recently posted by the Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission. Organized by the developer Stanford S. Carr, the fundraiser will take place at Michel’s at the Colony Surf, a glamorous French restaurant in Waikiki.

Michel’s at the Colony Surf? Dayum!

“Michel’s at the Colony Surf has been inspiring romance since 1962,” states the restaurant’s website. “At the foot of Diamond Head just outside of Waikiki

we offer the island’s best oceanfront view of sunset and the Honolulu city lights. Our delectable French haute cuisine with island flair is complemented by impeccable service.”

Jeff Peterson sometimes plays there. Robin Leach, whose insufferable 1980s television show Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous shamelessly worshipped at the feet of the world’s elite, raved about the place. And next week, one of the state’s most powerful land developers will host a fundraiser for Arakawa there.

Given the “haute” venue for the fundraiser, we’re hoping Arakawa shows up dressed in his old powdered wig and costume from his onenight-only appearance in the 2014 comedy The Worthmores (as pictured here), but we highly doubt it.

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Maui Tacos has a competitive royalty structure, a competitive franchise fee with substantial discounts for area developers who commit to opening multiple units, and Veterans receive a 50 percent discount on their franchise fee in recognition and gratitude of their service to the country.

“We treat our franchisees like our ohana, our family,” Endervelt said. “We offer comprehensive training and ongoing support when franchisees open and operate a Maui Tacos. The kokua doesn’t stop there. Maui Tacos corporate provides ongoing marketing and operational support and constant menu development. It’s all a recipe that’s been 25 years in the making, resulting in internationally acclaimed and awardwinning cuisine, a proven business model and a fun lifestyle for the franchisees and stakeholders involved.”

-Suzanne Kayian

During its test period on Maui, the Catalyst will run routes in Upcountry, West and South Maui. It will not be available for the public to ride during testing.

“If things work out we will bring the Catalyst back for a longer test period where we can actually let the public take a ride on it,” said Mederios. “We plan on testing other electric buses in the near future to find out what works best for our community.”

In addition to the quiet ride, the Proterra bus has zero tailpipe emissions and runs on electric batteries which can adapt to a number of urban and rural routes. Proterra also touts their all-electric buses as having lower maintenance costs due to no more oil changes as well as no more replacements to the engine, fuel system and cooling system.

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In the same week that a dog perished after a United Airlines flight attendant insisted it be stored in an overhead compartment on a flight from Houston to New York City, another family’s pet was lost by the beleaguered carrier. Irgo, a 10-year-old German shepherd belonging to the Swindle family, was mistakenly sent to Japan instead of Kansas City, Missouri. When Kara Swindle and her children went to pick up their dog on Mar. 13 after flying from Oregon, they were given a Great Dane–whose destination was supposed to be Japan. The dogs got mixed up in Denver, where they both had connecting flights.

Swindle was concerned that her dog wouldn’t survive the long flight back: “He is a 10-yearold dog, and he’s never been on a flight before,” she told KCTV 5 News. However, United had Irgo checked out by a veterinarian in Tokyo and loaded onto a private charter to Wichita, Kansas, where he was reunited with his family on Mar. 15.

I AM NOT DEAD YET! Constantin Reliu, 63, appealed unsuccessfully to a court in Barlad, Romania, in March to overturn a death certificate that his wife had obtained after not hearing from him for more than a decade. According to The Guardian, Reliu left Romania for Turkey in 1992 to look for employment, but neglected to keep in touch with his family. In 2003, Reliu’s wife, believing he had died in an earthquake in Turkey, argued in court for a death certificate, which didn’t come to light until Reliu was deported back to Romania because of expired papers in Turkey. Upon his arrival, immigration officers explained to Reliu that he had died in 2003. His appeal failed, as the court maintained he was too late, and the ruling is final, leaving Reliu in an odd state of limbo. “I am officially dead, although I’m alive,” Reliu told Romanian media outlets. “I have no income and because I am listed dead, I can’t do anything.”

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In a recent interview on 60 Minutes Overtime, Oprah Winfrey said that if God wanted her to run for president, “wouldn’t God kind of tell me?” Oprah may have gotten her answer in the form of a letter from Jesus Christ, an 83-year-old North Waterboro, Maine, woman who started a letterwriting campaign 50 years ago to spread a message of faith and peace–around the same time that she changed her name. WGME-TV reported that Christ sent her letter to Winfrey on Mar. 9, without knowledge of the media speculation, or Winfrey’s wish for a heavenly sign, regarding her running for president. Christ said she sent the letter because she likes Winfrey, but “If she does [run], I’ll vote for her–that’s for sure.”

ANIMALS WITH ISSUES Louis, an 18-year-old male gorilla at the Philadelphia Zoo, appears to be something of a germophobe, according to the As-

sociated Press. When he is carrying food, six-foot-tall Louis walks on his hind legs, like a human, rather than leaning forward on his front knuckles, as gorillas usually do. Zoo curator Michael Stern says workers installed a fire hose over a mud puddle in Louis’ yard, which he crosses like a tightrope to avoid getting his feet dirty. Stern says in the wild, gorillas may stand up on their hind feet to reach food or wade in a swamp, but only for a few seconds.

RESTORING FAITH IN HUMANITY The Rev. Alex Santora of Our Lady of Grace Church in Hoboken, New Jersey, called local police on March 14 when a suspicious package was delivered to the house of worship. But after officers from the Hoboken Police Department declared it to be safe, church staff found a surprising delivery inside: a baby Jesus statue that had been stolen from the church’s Nativity scene about 90 years ago. WPIX-TV reported that an unsigned note inside the package explained: The statue was stolen when the note-writer’s mother was a young girl, and it became a sort of heirloom in her family. When she died, it was passed on to the note-writer, who thought it should be returned.

EWWWWW! Ravenna, Ohio, resident Nickolette Botsford was startled by what felt like an extra-hard cashew as she enjoyed some Planters nuts in early March. As she drove, she handed the object to her mom, who turned on the interior light in the car and realized it was a human tooth–with dried blood on it. “I got very upset, I was crying, I threw up two or three times,” Botsford told WOIO-TV. She went to a hospital, where doctors confirmed it was a human tooth and treated her for exposure to blood or bodily fluids. Botsford called Planters, and parent company Kraft Heinz sent a courier to pick up the tooth for testing. The company said it is investigating its manufacturing process and suppliers.

SPOOKY A member of the Listowel Paranormal Society in Windsor, Ontario, Canada, was surprised when police arrived at his door on Mar. 13, inquiring about a small black box with a red wire protruding from it that had been left at Mackenzie Hall in Windsor. The Windsor Police Explosives Disposal Unit was called to the hall to investigate the box, but determined it was “safe” and not explosive.

Society members had used the box on Mar. 9 at the historic building to sweep for spirits.

Jen Parker, assistant director for the society, called the box an EMF (electromagnetic field) sensor and said each team member carries one when they’re looking for ghosts.

The society’s spokesperson also told the CBC that there were strong signs of paranormal activity at the hall, especially in the old jail, dressing room and basement. ■

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KIKA KILA HOW GERI VALDRIZ HELPS KEEP THE FIRE BURNING FOR STEEL GUITARS

BY LANTANA HOKE

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rowing up on Oahu in the 1960s and ‘70s, Geri Valdriz and his friends listened to the blues. “In my generation, that’s the kind of music we listened to–we never played Hawaiian music,” he told me recently. Then he started reading interviews of his favorite blues artists, and was surprised to find them citing Hawaiian steel guitar musicians as their influences.

“So I started teaching myself to play kika

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kila,” he said. “They call it ‘Hawaiian steel guitar,’ but the Hawaiian word is ‘kika kila.’” “Kika” means guitar and “kila” translates as steel. But at that time, “there were no players,” Valdriz said. “All the oldtimers were gone, and we were playing different music.”

The “steel” part of a steel guitar is simply the metal bar that musicians hold in what would normally be their strumming hand. With the guitar in their lap, players

slide the tool over the strings to produce a singing, melodic sound at various pitches.

In country music it’s known as “slide guitar,” but few people know that the steel guitar was “invented, born and raised in Hawaii,” as Valdriz puts it, by a Hawaiian boy on Oahu at the turn of the 19th century.

Since those early days back in 1976 when he taught himself, Valdriz hasn’t strayed far from his passion for kika kila,

even though his career took him away from the stage for nearly a decade. Now retired from his work as a judge in family court, Valdriz tours Japan and the mainland and plays at Hawaiian music festivals around the state, including the upcoming Maui Steel Guitar Festival, which runs April 13-15. For 30 years, as he honed his skills and taught others, Valdriz also collected kika kila instruments, artifacts and history, and now you can see his collection on dis-

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Hana, and the song celebrates the voyage back and forth. It will also be his opening song at the upcoming Maui festival.

Valdriz always plays vintage instruments.

“You cannot beat the sound,” he told me after his set. The vintage guitar he played at the Coffee Attic is the first model of an electric guitar, made in 1932. It’s shaped like a banjo, shows a few signs of age and

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This is Hawaii, kika kila was born here. There has got to be local people playing our music.

is customized with a Jimi Hendrix sticker– Valdriz’s favorite artist, whom he saw on Oahu in the 1960s.

A similar guitar is on display at the museum. “When I play here every Thursday, I talk about the history, the people who invented it,” Valdriz told me. “Everyone forgot about it, but that’s what the museum is about.”

In the 1920s, ‘30s and ‘40s, “Hawaiian players were influencing everyone in the world, particularly Joseph Kekuku,” said Valdriz. Kekuku played slack key guitar. The story goes that at age seven, the boy from Laie, Oahu was walking along a railroad track, picked up a metal bolt, and slid it along the strings of his guitar. He became intrigued by the sound.

“He put it on his lap and started rubbing iron bolts, pieces of glass, to get that sound,” said Valdriz. At Kamehameha School, a teacher helped him form a steel, bullet-looking bar. “The bar didn’t get stuck in the strings, and it made the guitar sing,” says Valdriz. That was in 1895. Kekuku started teaching all his friends, and by

- Geri Valdriz

will start at 11am. There will be hula, ukulele and, of course, the best steel guitar players in the islands. The festival is free to the public.

Festival-goers at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center will also have a chance to visit the Museum and see the exhibit, most of which is from Valdriz’s personal collection. The idea for the exhibit was born at the festivals Valdriz plays. Over the past three decades, Valdriz amassed a collection of guitars and artifacts from his own purchases and things people gave him. After visiting Memphis and Nashville, he realized that there’s no exhibit in Hawaii about kika kila.

Valdriz would bring parts of his collections to put on displays at festivals for display. Later, Bryant Neal, the owner of the Story of Hawaii Museum, approached Valdriz about doing an exhibition. Valdriz, who has long wanted to bring light to Joseph Kekuku and the history of steel guitar, agreed. “I know I don’t have infinite da kine, but I have enough so that people can remember,” he said.

After the festival, Valdriz will travel to Nepal with his wife, which he’s been to many times. They’ll hike around the Himalayas, trekking six hours a day and staying in villages. He told me about his friends there. “They’re like family, you know?” he said.

I can picture that. Valdriz is passionate about his instrument, and uses its history to connect with others. He wants to make sure Maui players keep playing. In fact, every six months or so, he has a gathering at his house for kika kila players to jam.

“I’m planning on doing a kika kila concert downstairs [at the Coffee Attic] of Maui players,” he told me. “So many Maui players can play, but don’t want to play on the main stage at a festival. That’s the only way you’re going to learn–you have to play live with people.”

Valdriz sent me on my way with his album, Breath of Steel, which I popped in as soon as I got in my car. Then I drove off, the windows down and the kika kila on the speakers.

“This is Hawaii, kika kila was born here,” Valdriz had told me. “There has got to be local people playing our music. Thirty years from now, they might start playing it again… ‘ukulele came back. Kika kila will come back. We’re keeping this alive for the future. The music is there, we haven’t forgotten. We’re keeping the fire burning.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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play at the Story of Hawaii Museum at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Mall.

In addition to his touring, Valdriz also plays every Thursday during the lunch hour at the Coffee Attic in Wailuku. Last Thursday, I went there to listen to Valdriz play and learn about the kika kila exhibit and the upcoming Steel Guitar Festival.

The Coffee Attic is a cute, funky little coffee shop where none of the furniture matches. With my liliko‘i iced tea in hand, I sat down on a wingback armchair to take in the music. Watching the show was very much like sitting in your auntie’s comfortable living room, listening to your uncle play old time songs.

Valdriz, wearing an aloha shirt, jeans and Vans, has a neat ponytail and beard.

He held a small, banjo-shaped steel guitar in his lap, and slid his shiny metal tool over the frets with his left hand. He was forthright and spoke passionately about the history of the songs he was playing and his beloved instrument between sets.

That day, Valdriz was playing with his student–guitar player Loren Tilly (in a Maui small-town moment, I learned that Tilly works with my significant other).

There was also a bass player, though that was unplanned.

Earlier in the set, Valdriz noticed a customer wearing a Pepe Romero shirt who was sitting with his family. Valdriz asked if he played. “Musicians, you can tell, yeah?”

Valdriz later said. “Other musicians. It’s a look in their eyes.” The man, a tourist named Ken from California, took a bass guitar from the collection decorating the wall and played with Valdriz. After the show, Ken from California hung up his guitar, shook Valdriz’s hand and headed back to his beaming family.

Valdriz often pulls people on stage to play with him. In the last few weeks he had a random clarinet player and a harmonica player jam with him. That’s the kind of person Valdriz is–inclusive, a natural mentor and educator.

Between songs, Valdriz talked story with the coffee shop patrons. “This next song is dedicated to my friend Pema,” he said, nodding to a lady on the couch. He told the audience about the song before he played it. “Naka Pueo” is about the Pueo Kahi, a boat that used to take supplies to

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Lap steel harmony

1904, Kekuku and others started touring throughout American and Europe.

“They never heard the guitar played like that,” Valdriz said. “Before, everyone just strummed the guitar.” The country musicians listened to the emotional, lyrical potential of the instrument and started incorporating it into their music, and it became known as slide guitar.

The popularity of the steel guitar reached its zenith in the 1940s, after the invention of the electric guitar.

Since then, the popularity has declined, though many steel guitar artists have still kept the music alive.

One way they’ve done that is through through Hawaiian music festivals on all the islands. Valdriz visits all the neighbor islands to play in their steel guitar festivals, and is thoughtful about his setlists, learning new songs for each event and playing songs specific to that island.

This year’s Maui Steel Guitar Festival will feature Valdriz alongside other master Maui players, as well as players from Japan and young up-and-comers. Friday and Saturday will take place at the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel and Sunday will happen at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center.

In Ka‘anapali, there will be an open stage, workshops, a vintage guitar exhibit, singing and hula and jam sessions. At the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, performances

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Hui No Ke Ola Pono's Simply Healthy Cafe SERVING HEALTHY, CONSCIOUS FOOD TO MAUI’S COMMUNITY

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The dining space itself is serviceable, and if you want to eat there, the best place to sit is outside on a single picnic table under a tree, for which there is rarely any competition. Food can also be ordered to go or delivered (if orders are over $25 and placed before 10:30am) in Wailuku and Kahului.

One of the common laments about healthy food is that it’s so expensive, but Simply Healthy is the local person’s way to eat a good meal. The cafe is one of the programs offered by Hui No Ke Ola Pono, a community-based health center.

In addition to the cafe, the Hui also offers

their mission is to “improve the health status of Native Hawaiians by empowering the present and future generations to be their own health advocates.” One of the effects of colonization on indigenous people is the decimation of the host culture, and food is a large part of culture. The Native Hawaiian diet was a healthy one, like many traditional diets.

While one of the wonderful things about Hawaii is its mesh of cultures, this melting pot is often full of greasy, processed and Westernized food that now passes for “local” food. By putting a healthy flair on local favorites, Simply

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ucked into a building in the Cameron Center, one nonprofit has been quietly but powerfully feeding Maui’s community with healthy and good-tasting food for nearly two decades. On weekdays during the

The food is fresh and comes in filling portions. The menu, which is posted on their website on a monthly calendar, serves a set lunch offering every day. Each weekday, they offer a different lunch plate and vegetarian plate, and also have sandwiches, soups, salads and a desert.

The plates are the way to go. Each plate can be ordered a la carte or with a green salad and a choice of either brown rice, ‘uala (sweet potato) or kalo. There’s fresh poi every Friday.

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programs for nutrition and health management, among other things.

The nonprofit’s vision focuses on physical, mental and emotional health, building the health education and capacity of individuals to “re-establish a once cultural norm where every ohana recognized a special family member, one who possessed special knowledge of and interest in providing care to other members of the family.”

On their website, the organization states

Healthy Cafe creates healthy options for the Maui Community. Hui No Ke Ola Pono emphases traditionally Hawaiian values, beliefs and practices, and though their focus is on Native Hawaiian population of Maui, “Hui No ke Ola Pono does not turn anyone away.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more foodie stories, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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Lunch options are a healthy twist on local dishes, like pork adobo, shoyu chicken and chicken katsu curry, with vegetarian options like veggie lasagna and veggie chili. Their special meals, served on Fridays, feature options like poke bowls with pohole salad and poi. What’s more, it’s difficult to choose a side dish. The steamed kalo is delicious, and not easy to find in Maui restaurants, as is the Okinawan sweet potato, which is cooked until a bright, pretty purple. They also have sandwiches–turkey, tuna or veggie–that come on wheat or French bread, and soups like Portuguese Bean and chicken bok-choy.

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lunch hours from 11am to 2pm, Hui No Ke Ola Pono’s Simply Healthy Cafe serves up nourishing meals with a Hawaiian twist at affordable prices.

Simply Healthy Cafe isn’t easy to find, unless you’re familiar with the Cameron Center, which is located between the police station and hospital in Wailuku. It’s not your typical storefront-restaurant, but rather an unassuming, unfussy cafeteria-style cafe behind a pair of double glass doors off the courtyard. It’s mostly frequented by professionals on their lunch break and local people, with few tourists to be found.

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A&E

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I EXPLORE MAUI’S ‘LATE NIGHT’ MUSIC SCENE

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ou hear it all the time: “Maui shuts down at 9pm.” But some bars and local artists are working to change that.

If you know where to look, it’s a different world out there when the moon is high in the sky. The energy is strong, the crowd’s a little rowdy and people from every walk of life are out dancing.

Work-week warriors have opportunities each weekday to see late night bands that jam all the way to last call. Two groups are in the midst of reincarnating themselves.

Levi Poasa is a solo act who teamed up to form a folk rock trio, while Natalie Nicole is a powerful, soulful front lady and has a new four-piece ensemble.

American Samoa, his childhood years were split between Samoa and Pennsylvania.

“I grew up singing,” he said. “I was always in choir. Jazz choirs, church choirs, school choirs and acapella Doo Wop groups.” In 2012, he moved to Maui. “I made the jump into playing music full time almost a year into living here,” he said.

“Kanoa Kukaua was a big inspiration and source of knowledge and advice for me.”

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Levi Poasa and Soul Easy Imagine Dave Matthews’ guitar merged with Ray Lamontagne’s vocal style and you have Levi Poasa. The cool, smooth acoustic crooner is a fixture at many local spots. You’ll find him painting lyrical landscapes with folk, reggae and R&B, always armed with a guitar and his unique and amazing voice.

Levi has performed as a solo act for years at restaurants and lounges. Then last year, Levi linked up with drummer Patrick Tavis to create Soul Easy, his first official group, which will go on a West Coast tour with Louis & Lewis later this year. You can catch Soul Easy from 10pm to 1am at Dog & Duck Irish Pub on Tuesday and Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill on Thursdays.

“It’s been awesome playing with Patrick,” he said. “We get to play so many different styles of music.” Patrick even plays the cajón (a box-shaped percussion instru-

ment played by slapping the front or rear faces) at certain gigs to create a new vibe.

“Another main focus of mine right now is to incorporate a lot more original music,” he said. “I’ve got a lot of old and new material I have been fine tuning to debut. We are also planning on some recording sessions in the near future.”

Levi is a self-taught guitar player and began writing his own music shortly after picking up the guitar at age 14. Born in

Natalie Nicole Robles Natalie is a soul queen with passionate stage presence. Her unique and fresh renditions of rock, pop, soul and R&B are high energy and get your feet moving. “Currently, I am collaborating with Josh Hearl on lead guitar, Jordan Kamikawa on drums and Jon Cua on bass,” she told me. “Honestly, I am so excited for what this power trio can do.” The band has an eclectic sound, producing everything from funk and pop to blues to ballads.

“I was exposed to a diverse range of music at a very young age and carried that love for music during my travels,” said Natalie. She was born into a large family in California’s Bay Area. In 1998, she moved to Seattle with her family. Fourteen years later, she found her home on Maui.

“I packed my beloved guitar and a suitcase not knowing what this small island had in-store for me, but was excited to go on another adventure,” she said.

Natalie and her band will surprise you with some Janis Joplin, hop over to Amy Winehouse then bring the house down with that Motown sound. When we last spoke, Natalie couldn’t contain her excitement about the band and their sound.

“I really hit the jackpot with this new band,” she said. “It’s a whole new chapter for us and everyone is so stoked to be playing together.” They’re quickly becoming an essential part of Maui’s thriving music scene. In fact, on April 6 the Natalie Nicole Band will headline the main stage at Wailuku’s First Friday town party from 6-9pm. ■

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Picks

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, APR. 5 APRIL BLOOD DRIVES – No Fooling... April Blood Drives will happen at various Blood Bank of Hawaii locations through Friday, April 27. Did you know that more than 200 Hawaii patients need a blood donation every day? This is no April Fools joke. If you can, please consider donating blood this month. Go online to see where you can give.

Blood Bank of Hawaii; 808-848-4770; BBH.org.

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POLANUI CMMA – You can volunteer with the Polanui CMMA at Lindsey Ohana Hale. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group that’s concerned about the decline of our marine resources and the current state of Maui’s reefs. The Hiu believes that by involving people of like minds, the reefs can heal and find balance. The major objectives are to educate, create awareness and establish pono practices that will help to ensure a future is left for the next generations.

Free. 8am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma. Photo: SnorkelingDives/Flickr

FRIDAY, APR. 6 RON ARTIS & THE TRUTH – Ron Artis II and The Truth will be at Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon. Hawaii’s own power funk trio will bring the house down with their electrified funk and soul music vibes. This will definitely be a popular show, so rally all of your friends and purchase your tickets early!

21+. $20. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

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CHINESE KITE FESTIVAL – The annual Chinese Kite Festival will take place at the Wo Hing Museum in Lahaina. The annual event celebrates National Kite Month with a spectacular display of flying kites. The event will celebrate Chinese culture and include modern, traditional and sport kites. If you love kite flying, go! Free. 10am. Wo Hing Museum, (858 arestora Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-5553; Lahainarestoration.org. Photo: Flickr/James Yeo

FRIDAY, FR R ID I DAY, APR. 6 OLD SCHOOL JAM BENEFIT – There’s an Old School Jam Benefit at Living treach Way Church Maui. It’s in support of Peru Missions and VBS Outreach milyand guests can jam out to hits of the 1970s, ‘80s and ‘90s. This is a familyoor, friendly event and there’ll also be a juice bar. $5 pre-sale, $7 at the door, kids 8 and under are free. 6pm. Living Way Church Maui, (399 N. i.

Market St., Wailuku); 808-359-0517; Facebook.com/lwcMaui.

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ART A RT OF TRASH OPENING NIGHT – The Art of Trash: Opening Night and Trashion Sho Show will happen at the Maui Mall. Presented by Malama Maui Nui and SharingAloha, th this Maui art event features works that use discarded recyclable materials. Reduce, recycle a and re-create is the theme. The exhibit runs through Sunday, April 29 . Free. Schedule: A April 6: Opening Night & Trashion Show at 6pm Maui Mall; April 8-29: 10am-6pm; Art of Trash, (1980 Main St., Wailuku); 808-877-2524; Sharingalohamaui.org.

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SATURDAY, SA S AT TU U RDA APR. 7 PUNDY YOKOUCHI MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT – The 30th annual Pundy Yokouchi Memorial Golf Tournament will happen at The Dunes at Maui Lani. This annual golf tournament isn’t only a dedication to the Yokouchi family, but also a fundraiser for Maui families, the arts, education and more. Enjoy food, prizes, a luncheon at Cafe o‘Lei and a chance to win $10,000 or a new car. $150 per person; $300 two-person team; $550 hole sponsorship. Registration is at 6am. 7am-2pm. The Dunes at Maui Lani, (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-243-4225; MauiArts.org/golf. Photo: Maxpixel.com

MAUI COUNTY AG FESTIVAL – The annual Maui County Ag Festival will take place at the Maui Tropical Plantation. Their 11th annual event will feature a Maui Legacy Pancake Breakfast, bingo, raffles and a keiki zone complete with bouncers, farm games, trampolines, pony and horse rides, magic shows and face painters. There’ll also be live music, talk story moments and lots of food. $5 for adults, free for kupuna 65+ and keiki 17 and under. 9am. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 855-364-6622; MauiAgFest.org. Photo courtesy Charlene Kauhane

SATURDAY, APR. 7 CHAMBER MUSIC TRIO – You can see the Chamber Music Trio at Wailuku Union Church. Damira Feldman (piano), Rona Landrigan (violin) and Jeff Alfriend (clarinet) will join forces to create this awesome Maui chamber music event. Highlights will include works by Shostakovich, Menotti, Milhaud and Aguila. Suggested donation $20. Post-concert reception will follow. 7pm.

Wailuku Union Church, (327 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-244-9177; Wailukuunionchurch.weebly.com.

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IAN WALSH’S MENEHUNE MAYHEM – Ian Walsh’s 2018 Menehune Mayhem starts at Ho‘okipa Beach Park in the morning to raise community efforts and support Maui’s young surfers. When that’s done, the afterparty will be a full on blowout at Charley’s. It’s a full day of surfing festivities for your family and friends. Surf Contest at Ho‘okipa Beach Park: 8am; Afterparty at Charley’s: 21+, 9pm; Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

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SATURDAY, APR. 7 WRITE A POEM – Calling All Young Poets: Come Write a Poem will happen at the Makawao Public Library. In celebration of National Poetry Month, this a great opportunity for kids ages 7-18 to work on their poetry. Writing coach N.T. Arevalo of Our Story Studio will present the workshop. It’s going to be all about playful exploration and collaborative writing activities. Free. 10am. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org.

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BECOME CIRCULAR BEACH CLEANUP – There’s another Become Circular Beach Cleanup at Veterans Peace Park. The Become Circular Task Force meets every first Saturday of the month to clean up ocean debris and hazardous plastics. There’ll be a pop up tent near Kahului Harbor, and after the clean up there will be a zerowaste lunch. 9am. Veterans Peace Park, (Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); Becomecircular.org.

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SATURDAY, APR. 7 BEER AND OYSTER NIGHT BENEFIT – There’s a Beer and Oyster Night Benefit for the Make A Wish Foundation at Kohola Brewery. Celebrate National Beer Day with the Kohola Brewery crew while supporting Make a Wish Foundation. Do you love helping Maui nonprofits while savoring oysters, beer and great vibes? If yes, this is your spot. 21+.

5pm. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com.

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JACKSON BROWNE – Jackson Browne will perform at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). You’ll see Browne and his longtime bandmates Bob Glaub, Mauricio Lewak, Val McCallum, Althea Mills, Chavonne Stewart, Jeff Young and Greg Leisz. Browne is also known for advocacy on behalf of the environment, human rights and arts education. $45-125, half-off for kids under 12. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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Film

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'Ready Player One' Steven Spielberg’s blockbuster is a confused, overstuffed mess ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 140 Min.

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n 2045, Wade Watts (played by Tye Sheridan) escapes from his dreary reality by entering a virtual reality world called The Oasis. While everyone living in Watt’s home of The Stacks (with living quarters of trailers and junk piled high and tight) plays in this digital world, Watts is attempting to uncover a puzzle within the game.

Director Steven Spielberg has journeyed back to popcorn movie filmmaking, but this isn’t a return to form.

Along with The BFG, Ready Player One is one of Mr. Spielberg’s most desperate, trying-too-hard efforts, further proof that he’s likely done making twinkly blockbusters for kids. This adaptation of Ernest Cline’s much-admired novel wants to celebrate video game culture but concludes with an old fogey declaration that obsessed gamers need to turn off the console and partake in real life. Sure thing, Spielberg, right after I steal another car and get one more lap dance on Grand Theft Auto.

Sheridan has been on a roll since co-starring in The Tree of Life and was outstanding in art house dramas like “Mud” and “Joe.” Oddly enough, he’s underwhelming here and seems out of his depth. Ben Mendelsohn, playing the villainous Sorrento far too soon after Rogue One, gives a terrible, one-note, cottonmouthed performance. Of the actors, only Olivia Cooke shines, though she has no chemistry with Sheridan, who plays her romantic interest. The shallow characters and failure of the love story to generate

real emotion are crucial problems.

There’s a fantastic car chase in the film’s first act, in which bundles of famous autos smash against one another, as the roads alter their shape and feature giant obstacles. The scene has no music and is a triumph of editing, sound and visual effects. It’s the best part of the film and enough reason to see this on the biggest screen possible.

I’ll avoid spoiling the plot and the countless appearances of pop culture characters and artifacts. But in order to address a key problem, allow me to bring up two things the trailer and poster art have already highlighted: It’s cool seeing The Iron Giant in a fight scene but that character minus Vin Diesel’s soulful vocals and inner yearning is just an action figure. Likewise, the Back to the Future DeLorean, minus the capability of time travel, is just a car. The so-called Easter eggs throughout this movie are fun to spot in a Where’s Waldo way but are empty diversions.

There’s a lengthy sequence where our heroes enter a game version of a classic 1980s horror film; it’s clever at first but serves as an awkward experiment on Spielberg’s part to ingratiate himself further with a late filmmaker. It’s also another example of how the film is both a self-parody and a commentary on itself: like Spielberg’s direction and Alan Silvestri’s score, it’s far too reliant on mimicry and past glories to stand on its own.

The message of the film is confused, as someone declares the battle at hand boils down to “the fan boys versus the haters.” The bureaucratic stooge with no love or knowledge of ‘80s pop culture goes against a kid who can name the

Spoiler alert: this scene takes up 93 percent of the movie

high school where The Breakfast Club is set. Fine, except that Ready Player One is a lavish, corporate product, more on the side of Sorrento than Watts. Both Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and Tron: Legacy offered more grandeur and heart in their take on video game cinema.

The overstuffed CGI action sequences inside The Oasis are the film at its best and busiest, though the live action sequences are clumsy. Also, the film includes some awful Asian stereotypes, particularly an utterly dreadful scene of an Asian man attempting suicide (which is somehow played for laughs).

Sure, this is livelier and looser than Lincoln, The Post and the other respectable, drier-than-a-cracker “grown-up”

movies Spielberg has been making for a decade. But Ready Player One is all over the place. Unlike the Spielberg-produced masterpiece Who Framed Roger Rabbit, which offered corporate synergy and allowed famous characters to converse with their personalities intact, the chaotic list of movie and character references here (which includes everything from Hamlet to T2) resemble used toys at a yard sale.

Finally, before he directs again, can we please stage an intervention and ask Spielberg to stop casting the awful Mark Rylance? Not since Shia LaBeouf has Spielberg discovered and showcased a performer so undeserving of the spotlight. ■

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20 APRIL 5, 2018

Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) A Quiet Place-PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 11:00 1:15 3:30 5:45 8:00 10:20, 2D SUN-WED 11:00 1:15 3:30 5:45 8:00.

Paul Apostle of Christ- PG13- 2D THU 11:40 2:10 4:40. 2D FRI-WED 11:10.

Tomb Raider-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:40 4:20.

2D FRI-SAT 1:40 4:20 7:10 9:50, 2D SUN-WED 1:40 4:20 7:10.

A Wrinkle In Time-PG- 2D THU 11:15 1:50 4:25 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 11:15 1:50 4:25 7:00 9:35, 2D SUN-WED 11:15 1:50 4:25 7:00.

Pacific Rim Uprising-PG13- 2D THU 12:30 3:00 5:30 8:00. 2D FRI-SAT 12:10 2:40 5:10 7:40 10:10, 2D SUN-WED 12:10 2:40 5:10 7:40.

Ready Player One-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:00 2:00 7:00 8:00. 3D THU 5:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:30, 2D SUN-WED 10:30 1:30 4:30 7:30.

Blockers-R-2D FRI-SUN 12:15 2:45 5:15 7:45 10:15, 2D MON-WED 12:15 2:45 5:15 7:45.

My Perfect You-NR- 2D THU 10:15 4:15.

Tyler Perry’s Acrimony-R- 2D THU 12:35 3:45 10:30. 2D FRI-WED 12:45 4:00 6:55 10:00.

Ready Player One-PG13- 2D THU 12:15 2:55 6:30 9:45. 3D THU 12:50 3:40 7:30. 2D FRI 11:40 3:00 6:20 9:40, 2D SAT-WED 11:40 3:00 6:20 9:40, 3D FRI-WED 12:30 3:50 7:10 10:30.

Pacific Rim Uprising- PG13- 2D THU 12:00 12:45 3:35 7:00 10:40, 3D THU 4:10. 2D FRIWED 12:40 3:40 6:40 9:45.

I Can Only Imagine-PG- 2D THU 12:30 3:20 6:20 9:20. 2D FRI-WED 11:45 2:20 5:05 8:00 10:35.

Love, Simon-PG- 2D THU 12:20 3:00 6:00 9:55.

2D FRI-WED 12:00 2:45 5:25 8:05 10:40.

Black Panther-PG13- 2D THU 12:10 3:25 6:40, 3D THU 10:05. 2D FRI-WED 12:50 3:55 7:00 10:05.

Sherlock Gnomes- PG- 2D THU 11:35 1:55 4:20 9:10.

Unsane-R- 2D THU 2:20 4:50.

Peter Rabbit- PG- 2D THU 11:50.

Midnight Sun-PG13- 2D THU 9:50.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Kuleana-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 3:00 5:45 8:30.

2D FRI-SAT 12:00 2:30 5:10 7:45 10:15, 2D SUN-MON 12:00 2:30 5:10 7:45, 2D TUE 12:00 2:30 5:10 7:45 10:15, 2D WED 12:00 2:30 5:10 7:45.

Ready Player One-PG13- 2D THU 12:15 7:00, 3D THU 3:40. 2D FRI-WED 12:15 6:50, 3D FRISAT 3:35 10:00, 3D SUN-MON 3:35, 3D TUE 3:35 10:00, 3D WED 3:35.

Paul, Apostle of Christ-PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 1:00 4:00 7:00 9:40, 2D SUN-MON 1:00 4:00 7:00, 2D TUE 1:00 4:00 7:00 9:40, 2D WED 1:00 4:00 7:00.

Sherlock Gnomes-PG- 2D THU 2:00 4:45 7:15.

SEAN MICHAEL HOWER SENIOR GRADUATION PHOTOS FAMILY PORTRAITS • SPECIAL EVENTS • WEDDINGS

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Eating You Alive-PG13- 2D THU 7:00.

A Quiet Place-PG13- 2D THU 7:00 9:50. 2D

CALL OR EMAIL NOW TO SCHEDULE 808.250.1788 • HOWER.PHOTOS@GMAIL.COM HOWERPHOTO.COM MAUIWEDDINGMEDIA.COM

FRI-SAT 11:50 2:25 4:50 7:20 9:50, 2D SUNWED 11:50 2:20 4:50 7:20 9:50.

Chappaquiddick-PG13- 2D THU 7:00 10:00. 2D FRI-WED 11:30 2:15 5:00 7:50 10:40.

The Miracle Season- PG- 2D THU 7:00 10:10.

2D FRI-WED 11:55 2:35 5:15 7:55 10:25.

God’s Not Dead: A Light in Darkness-PG- 2D THU 11:30 2:15 4:50 7:45 10:30. 2D FRI-WED 12:10 2:40 5:10 7:40 10:10.

Kuleana-PG13- 2D THU 11:40 2:10 4:45 7:15 9:45. 2D FRI-WED 11:35 2:10 4:45 7:15 9:55.

Chappaquiddick opens this week

THURS | 4/5

THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK JOHNSTONE & FRIENDS

NEW THIS WEEK BLOCKERS - R - Comedy - Three parents try to keep their daughters from having sex on prom night. 102 min.

CHAPPAQUIDDICK - PG13 - A dramatization of Senator Ted Kennedy’s 1969 car accident that killed his campaign aide Mary Jo Kopechne. 101 min.

EATING YOU ALIVE - NR - Documentary - How what we’re eating can cause chronic diseases. 108 min.

A QUIET PLACE - PG13 - Horror - A family has to live in silence because they’re surrounded by monsters who hunt by sound. Stars Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. 90 min.

THE MIRACLE SEASON - PG - Biography/Sports - When star high school volleyball player Caroline Found dies tragically, her teammates must somehow pull themselves together and keep playing. 99 min.

NOW PLAYING A WRINKLE IN TIME - PG - Adventure/Fantasy - After Meg’s father disappears, three unusual beings send her, her brother and a friend into space to find him. Stars Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey and Mindy Kaling. 109 min.

BLACK PANTHER - PG13 - Action/Adventure T’Challa (Chadwick Boseman) must balance his role

as the superhero Black Panther with being king of the African nation of Wakanda, which may no longer even want a king. Also stars Lupita Nyong’o and Michael B. Jordan. 134 min.

TOMB RAIDER - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Remake of the film version of the video game about the adventurer Lara Croft and her quest to find her missing father. Stars Alicia Vikander. 118 min.

GOD’S NOT DEAD: A LIGHT IN DARKNESS PG - Drama - A pastor has to deal with his church burning down. 120 min.

TYLER PERRY’S ACRIMONY - R - Thriller - A wife refuses to stand by her lying husband when she discovers that he betrayed her. Stars Taraji P. Henson. 120 min.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - PG - Drama/Family The story behind MercyMe’s hit song. 110 min.

LAST CHANCE

KULEANA - PG13 - Drama/Mystery - A disabled Vietnam vet returns to Maui to clear his family name and defend his land from a devious land developer. Stars Moronai Kanekoa, Sonya Balmores and Kristina Anapau. 95 min.

MIDNIGHT SUN - PG13 - Drama/Romance - A teen girl can’t go into the sunlight, but somehow finds true love. Stars Bella Thorne and Patrick Schwarzenegger. 91 min.

LOVE, SIMON - PG13 - Drama/Romance - Simon finds that he must tell his family and friends the truth about his sexuality. 109 min.

PACIFIC RIM UPRISING - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - A new generation of Jaeger pilots take on another Kaiju threat. Stars John Boyega and Cailee Spaeny. 111 min.

PAUL APOSTLE OF CHRIST - PG13 - Drama - The story of Paul, who becomes one of Jesus’ most influential apostles. Stars James Faulkner and Jim Caviezel. 108 min.

READY PLAYER ONE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - A bunch of people try to find a fortune in a massive virtual reality video game world. Directed by Steven Spielberg. See this week’s movie review. 140 min.

MY PERFECT YOU - NR - Drama/Romance - Burn just lost his true love. Abi is the bright owner of a hostel. What happens when they meet? 121 min.

PETER RABBIT - PG - Animation/Comedy - The heartwarming classic story of a rebellious rabbit

by Beatrix Potter gets remade into an insufferable cartoon. 93 min.

6:30-8:30pM • NO COVER

FRI | 4/6

RON ARTIS II & THE TRUTH

‘SOUL STREET’ ALBUM RELEASE PARTY

9pm • $25 DOOR • TICKETS AVAILABLE AT RONARTISIIMAUI.EVENTBRITE.COM

SAT | 4/7

IAN WALSH’S MENEHUNE MAYHEM AFTER PARTY FEATURING DJ BIG MIKE

9pm • $10 PROCEEDS FROM TICKET SALES TO BE DONATED IWMM

SUN | 4/8

BREAKFAST SERVED AT 7AM DON'T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR!

MON | 4/9 CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM HOSTED BY NICK SICKLES 7PM-10pM • No Cover

TUES | 4/10

SHERLOCK GNOMES - PG - Animation/Adventure - Gnomeo and Juliet recruit the detective Sherlock Gnomes to help find missing garden ornaments. 96 min.

MATT DEL OLMO & ORION HITZIG

UNSANE - R - Horror/Thriller - A young woman gets committed to a mental institution, but are the fears she faces actually real? 98 min.

6:30PM-8:30PM • no cover

6:30PM-8:30pM • No Cover

WED | 4/11

RANDALL ROSPOND

142 HANA HWY

PAIA

808.579.8085

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WAILUKU 1ST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Apr 6. Enjoy raucous street festivities with live entertainment from the Natalie Nicole Band, Nevah Too Late and the Get Up and Dance Troupe.

Highlights include the Art of Trash Opening ceremony with a “Drumline” and “Trashion Show” parade, artist Maxwell Ross’ opening reception and the “Take a Closer Look” art show by Sean Baba. There’ll also be a “Bucks For Ducks” a Rubber Ducky benefit, a “Fiery Flow” yoga class, food booths and trucks, crafts and more. Free. 5pm.

Wailuku Town Party, (Market Street, Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com BROTHER NOLAND – HIS SONGS, HIS STORIES & STYLE - Fri. Apr 6. Brother Noland has deeply influenced contemporary Hawaiian music and is widely considered as the “Father of Jawaiian Music.” Popular for his unique interpretations of songs, Noland remains respectful of traditional Hawaiian music and culture. $35-65. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MANA‘O RADIO UPCOUNTRY SUNDAYS ACOUSTIC STYLE FUNDRAISER - Sun. Apr 8. Join the fun with a great musical lineup with Flat Jackson, Kevin Miso and Karrie O’Neill. $7. 2pm.

Casanova Italian Restaurant, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com; Manaoradio.com JACKSON BROWNE - Sun. Apr 8. Accompanying Browne will be longtime band mates like Bob Glaub, Mauricio Lewak, Val McCallum, Althea Mills, Chavonne Stewart, Jeff Young and Greg Leisz. $45-125, half-off for kids under 12. $250 Guacamole Fund benefit tickets. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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GAME AND DEEP HOUSE SUNDAYS WITH THE MAUI HOUSE COLLECTIVE - Sun. Apr 8. Join the Maui House Collective every Sunday!

Play games while listening to Maui’s best collection of house music DJs. 21+. 10pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘ULALENA - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional and entertaining theatrical performance. $29.99 keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Apr 5. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how cowboys and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the cast. BYOB. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Apr 7. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221

Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, a premiere sleight-ofhand magician, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy show while resident ghost Annabelle entertains you. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Apr 11. See George Kahumoku Jr. performing in concert with Master of Hawaii’s Music along with his slack key ohana. Hear Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha in the resorts Aloha Pavilion. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, though advance purchase is required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Apr 5. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers, and for those that want to learn more about grape production on Maui. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch.

Reservations are required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com SPRING CHAMPAGNE HALE AT CLIFF HOUSE - Thu. Apr 5 - Sun. Apr 8. Welcome back the Veuve Clicquot pop-up bar and lounge and enjoy a variety of Champagnes perfectly paired with seasonal bites.

Walk-ins only. First come, first served. 4-8pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-6626600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Apr 5.

Offered daily, guests can sit back, relax and take in the sunset while enjoying a three-course Sunset Menu in the resort’s Banyan Tree Restaurant. Cost includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $65 plus $25 optional wine pairing. 5:30pm.

The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua FIRKIN FRIDAY - Fri. Apr 6. In partnership with Maui Brewing Co., Luana Lounge offers cask ale and firkin keg tapping. Poured straight from the keg using gravity rather than carbon dioxide, it’s draft beer at its best. Live music to follow. 4:30pm.

Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com CRAB LEGS AND PRIME RIB BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Fri. Apr 6. Enjoy a scrumptious buffet featuring crab legs and prime rib while listening to Maui musician Ron Kuala‘au. Ron’s velvety voice and melodic guitar provides a beautiful ambiance featuring Hawaiian and Contemporary Music. $44.95 per person, and half-off for children 10 and younger. Reservations are recommended. 5:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Apr 7. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-39.

4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Apr 7. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by multiple award winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Opening sets by Anthony Pfluke. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

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CANE & CANOE Montage Kapalua Bay, 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua - 662-6681

Piilani Arias, 5:30-8:30pm

Kapali Keahi, 5:30-8:30pm

Gary Larson, 5:30-8:30pm & Piano w/Dayan Kai (At the Bar) 6-9pm

Sunday Brunch w/ Gary Larson (9am-12noon) & Joseph Chee, 5:30-8:30pm

CASANOVA

WED - Ladies Night 2.0’s w/ DJs, 10pm, $5/$10

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE

Mark Johnstone & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm, no cover

Ron Artis II & The Truth ‘Soul Street’ Album Release Party, 9pm $20/$25

Ian Walsh’s Menehune Mayhem After Party w/ DJ Big Mike, 9pm $10

Breakfast & Bloody Mary Bar (Open at 7am)

MON - Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig, 6:30pm, WED- Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Maguire, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Scot Freeman, 8pm

MON - Mark Burnett 4:30pm & Evan Shulman 8pm, TUE - Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Maguire, 8pm, WED - Brooks Maguire, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe Open Mic 8pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6pm

MON - NFL, TUE - Pool League, WED - Happy Hump Day!

811 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-4855

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Apr 8. Start your morning with a live musical jazz performance and delicious brunch selections including favorites shrimp and grits, chicken and waffles and steak and eggs. Indulge in the “Buildyour-own Bloody Mary” with a bar of mixers and all the trimmings to make the most decadent libation.

7am-12pm. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Sun. Apr 8. Enjoy a full buffet featuring roast beef carving and create your-own omelet stations while listening to amazing Hawaiian falsetto singer, Kaniala Masoe. $27.50 per person, half-off for children 10 and younger. Reservations recommended. 10am. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun and Mon. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Apr 8. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood lau lau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm.

Ko Restaurant at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Apr 10. Inspired by the tropics and highlighting the classic style that made tiki a world phenomenon, enjoy some tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Wed. Apr 11. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with oceanfront dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Apr 11. Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings, ask

MON- Kincaid Kipahu, 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Brian Haia, 5:30-8:30pm, WED- Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm

SIN w/Patrick & Levi 9pm

Happy Hour w/ Evan Dove 4-7pm

DJ Illz, 9pm

DJ Gary O’Neal, 9pm

Game Night & Deep House Sunday

MON- Whiskey Monday’s, TUE - Happy Hour w/ Kendall Dean 4-7pm & Karaoke w/Casey Jones 10pm, WED - SIN

DJ Love, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday & DJ Leanne, 10pm

Late Night w/ DJ Gary O’Neal, 10pm

Trivia Night w/ Professor Fincher, 9pm

MON- Bingo Night10pm WED- Wine Down Wednesday’s w/ Caleb, 8:30pm

House Shakers, 7-10pm

Gretchen Rhodes & House Shakers, 7-10pm

Thunder N’ Lightnin,’ 7-10pm

Paul Marchetti Duo, 7-10pm

MON-Levi Poasa 6-9:30pm, TUE- Mick Fleetwood, Gretchen Rhodes & Friends 8-10:30pm, WED- Johnny Ringo 6-9:30pm

questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your palate. 21+. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE ‘GIFTS FROM THE SEA’ ART SHOW - Until Mon. Apr 30. The ocean continually gives us wonderful vistas, refreshment, fun, fish, shells, corals and more. Linda Ryan’s art celebrates that and will be featured in the Banyan Tree Gallery. 9am.

Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com SOLO ARTIST EXHIBITION–CUDRA CLOVER: HYSTERIA -Until - Fri. Apr 13. Hysteria explores the subject of overstimulation through textiles and multimedia. Along with a selection of her biomorphic silk paintings, Cudra Clover will present elements of these works to create an interactive multimedia experience. Free. 9am-4pm.

Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com ‘LOYALTY, COURAGE, SACRIFICE: THE 442ND STORY’ EXHIBIT - Until - Fri. Aug 24.

This year marks the 75th anniversary of the formation of the 442nd Regimental Combat Team. The exhibit will include memorabilia from Maui’s Nisei veterans who served in the 442nd. Mon-Fri. 124pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org ART MAUI EXHIBITION 2018 - Mon. Apr 2 Sat. Apr 28. The Art Maui Board Presents the 40th annual Art Maui exhibition in the Schaefer International Gallery. The exhibit features new works by Maui artists in a wide variety of media including sculpture, painting, video, jewelry, photography, ceramics, quilting, woodworking and more. This year’s juror is Isabella Ellaheh Hughes, co-founder of the Honolulu Biennial.

9am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Artmaui.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Apr 5. View original art and giclees by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 12pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Apr 6. The cafe will be bustling with published local artists creating amazing art, and live music from professional musicians and recording artists.

5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com

Mon Pays (“My Country”) refers to his native Mali and serves as a reminder of its beauty and sculpture. $35 in advance, $40 day-of-show. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Apr 6. Visit the gallery for live music and mai tais while they showcase the new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com

THREE MAUI DIVAS: AMY HANAIALI‘I, NAPUA GREIG & RAIATEA HELM - Fri. Apr 13. Napua Greig, Raiatea Helm and Amy Hanaiali‘i take the stage for a great evening of song and music. $12-45.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

‘BIRDS OF A FEATHER’ ART EXHIBIT - Sat. Apr 7 - Mon. Apr 30. This unusual art show combines artists Ellen Levinsky’s and Amy Madrin Justen’s latest works. Ellen uses iridescent bird feathers to create colorful images of turtles, butterflies and hula dancers. Amy’s series of ink paintings combines the silhouette of the birds that Ellen derives her feathers from and the whimsical images she creates out of them. The reception with the artists will take place on Saturday, April 7 from 11am-4pm. The exhibit will be on display until Monday, April 30. 11am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY GOLF BENEFIT Sat. Apr 14. The Maui Humane Society will host a golf tournament at the Wailea Blue Golf Course.

Sponsored by Mercedes Benz of Maui, there will be four-hole in one and five-closest to the pin contests with a chance to win a 2018 Mercedes Benz.

Fat Daddy’s and Three’s Bar and Grill will provide breakfast to all golfers. Following the tournament will be an awards lunch at Manoli’s Pizza Company.

All proceeds benefit Maui’s homeless animals. Register online or call with ext. 218. $175 pp or $450 three-person team. 7am. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org

MAUI FINEST GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Apr 8. Explore Maui’s art and culture while finding unique made on Maui gifts, jewelry, crafts and art from local artisans. Enjoy woodcarving, tapa demonstrations and live music by the Maui ‘Ukulele Sisters. 8am. King Kamehameha III Elementary School, (611 Front St., Lahaina); 808-385-7594.

TOM ROSENQUIST MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat. Apr 14. Join in the ninth annual Tom Rosenquist Memorial Golf Tournament. The event honors the dedication and determination of one of the school’s key founders.

Help raise funds to support Maui Preparatory Academy’s Financial Aid Program. 7:30am. Maui Preparatory Academy, (4910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-665-9966; Mauiprep.org

MAUI GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Apr 8. Enjoy locally made art, jewelry, gifts and crafts from more than 35 local vendors, including Maui Fine Art, Nalu Koa, Lee Olulani Plevney, Footprints in the Sand, Lightsavor Photography, Bodhi Waves, Primitive Vibes Hawaii, Mahina Spirit and more.

9am. Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Mauigiftandcraftfair.com

TICKETS ON SALE VIEUX FARKA TOURE - Thu. Apr 12. Singer/ guitarist Vieux Farka Toure is often referred to as the “Jimi Hendrix of the Sahara.” Son of Grammywinning Malian musician Ali Farka Toure, Vieux took up percussion and then guitar. His album

SOUL KITCHEN LIVE RECORDING - Sat. Apr 14.

Join Soul Kitchen for a live album recording. It’s also Tempa’s birthday. $10 in advance or $15 at-the-door.

9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Soulkitchenmaui.com TEDXYOUTH - Sun. Apr 15. The annual TEDxYouth event brings together inspiring middle school and high school student speakers from Maui’s community to share their revolutionary ideas. The theme this year is “Wayfinders,” and topics will range from the media’s impact on youth to Oxybenzone and the health of our reefs. TEDxYouthSeaburyHall.com.

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MON - Karaoke 8pm, TUE - Karaoke & $1 Tacos 9pm, WED- Club Night, 9pm

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover

Brian Mansano, 7-10pm, no cover

Ori Aviv, 7-10pm, no cover

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MON - Jon Bowser, TUE - Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan, WED - Rick Glencross, 7-10pm, no cover

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MON - Benny Uyetake 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm

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Aqua Dance Party, 10pm, no cover

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MON- SIN, TUE- Happy Hour 3-6pm/911pm, WED- $3 Wings

Aloha Vibes w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (no cover)

Sexy Saturday’s w/ DJ Big Mike, 9pm (no cover)

Free Karaoke & Drink Specials, 9pm

WED- Ladies Night w/DJ Big Mike, 9pm (no cover)

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MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Brooks Maguire, 6:00-7:30pm

Kaina Country, 6:30-8:30pm

Makai Jazz, 6:30-8:30pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9pm

MON-Closed, TUE- Mulligans Magic Show 6:30-8:30pm, WED- TBA

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BILL MCKIBBEN IN THE GREEN ROOM Wed. Apr 18. The Merwin Conservancy presents an intimate evening with Bill McKibben. He’s an environmentalist, educator and author of The End of Nature. Following the presentation will be a courtyard reception with an intimate Q&A, book signing, dessert, champagne, book fair and live musical entertainment. $25 and $10 for students.

7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org PRIMUS - Fri. Apr 20. BAMP Project presents one of the most innovative bands of the 1990s. The trio’s alt/punk/avant-garde/psychedelic/country attack, along with surreal, fever-dream lyrics, resulted in some of rock’s unlikeliest hits. Hear tunes like “Tommy the Cat,” “Jerry Was A Race Car Driver” and “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver.” The event marks the return of the definitive Primus line-up–singer/bassist Les Claypool, guitarist Larry “Ler” LaLonde, and drummer Tim “Herb” Alexander. $35-55. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘OF MICE AND MEN’ - Fri. Apr 27 - Sun. May 13. In this parable about what it means to be human, George Milton and Lennie Small are two displaced migrant ranch workers. Both are in search of job opportunities during the Great Depression and also dream of owning their own ranch. See the obstacles they must face to achieve their dreams. Showtimes are Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 3pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com CAZIMERO LEI DAY CONCERT - Sat. Apr 28.

Kumu Hula Robert Uluwehi Cazimero will perform in this perennially popular Lei Day event, and will be joined by musicians and dancers from his award-winning Halau Na Kamalei. Enjoy the smooth showmanship, talent and graciousness of Cazimero, along with contemporary Hawaiian music and hula. There will be pre-show festivities in the Yokouchi Pavilion that include music, hula, island crafters, displays of local arts and crafts and fragrant lei on hand for purchase. $12-55, half-off for kids 12 and under. Pre-show: 5:30pm.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI CLASSICAL MUSIC FESTIVAL 2018 Fri. May 4 - Fri. May 11. The 2018 Maui Classical Music Festival will include four concerts around the island and will feature guitarist Colin David; pianist Rohan De Silva, Jeewon Park and Katherine Collier; cellist Edward Arron; violinist Benny Kim and Scott St. John; and violist Sharon Wei, Yizhak Schotten and Katherine Collier. Schedule: Friday, May 4. “Basically Beethoven” 7pm Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave.). Monday, May 7. “Tangos and Romance” 7pm. Keawala‘i Congregational Church, (5300 Makena Rd., Kihei). Wednesday, May 9.

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gregational Church, (10 Hauoli St., Hana). Friday, May 11. “Festival Finale” 7pm. Keawala‘i Congregational Church. 808-878-2312; Mauiclassicalmusicfestival.org. 7pm. Wananalua Congregational Church, (10 Hauoli St., Hana); 808-248-8040.

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 5 ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS Thu. Apr 5. Recovered alcoholics share a common purpose: to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need. Public Information committees in AA carry the message of recovery to the still-suffering alcoholic by informing the general public about the AA program. They do this in part through the media, schools, industry, and others.

For days, times, locations and/or more information, call, email or visit the website. 8am. AA Central Office, (info@aamaui.org); 808-244-9673; AAmaui.org HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Apr 5. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled and retired veterans. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org HULA LESSONS - Thu. Apr 5. Want to learn hula? Drop by the center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, APRIL 6 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Apr 6. Gather the ohana and celebrate the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented musicians. Free. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com STARRY NIGHT CINEMA: THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE - Fri. Apr 6. See Batman and Robin save the city from the Joker’s hostile takeover in a special screening. Prior to the film you can enjoy pre-show entertainment and art activities for the kids. There will also be prize giveaways, and food and drinks available for purchase. Free. Gates open at 6pm.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 7 FRIENDS OF HOT RODS AND CLASSIC CARS Sat. Apr 7. View Maui’s hottest hot rods and classic cars in the north parking lot. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com INVASIVE PLANT REMOVAL PROJECT - Sat. Apr 7. Haleakala National Park and the Pacific Whale

Foundation are recruiting local volunteers for ‘Waele ma Haleakala,’ an invasive plant removal project. Volunteers will physically remove young pine trees and other small invasive plants from the Summit District.

Transportation, training, hand tools, gloves and other equipment will be provided. Volunteers will receive a t-shirt and Hawaii Tri-Park Pass. Space is limited to 11 people. Sign up by 7:30am on Friday, Apr. 6.

7:30am. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808-249-8811; Fhnp.org SUPER SENIOR SATURDAY - Sat. Apr 7. Every Saturday, the Maui Humane Society hosts Super Senior Saturday where you can name your adoption fee on any senior pet over seven years old. For more information, call, go online or stop by the shelter between 11am6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Apr 7. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday.

1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Apr 7. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, APRIL 8 FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Apr 8. Get your sweat on!

Every body is welcome. Free. Sundays from 8:309:30am at the Maui Mall and from 9-10am at the Outlets of Maui. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit; 808344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com REIKI RELIEF LOW-COST COMMUNITY CLINIC - Sun. Apr 8. Reiki is a Japanese energy healing technique that involves laying-on-of-hands.

The healing energy works to restore balance and strength to the energy body and helps to cleanse the energy system of lower frequencies that contribute to emotional and physical pain, disharmony and dis-ease. Cost is $20 for 30 minute session.

1pm. Reiki Relief Clinics at POME Maui, (151 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-385-9044; Reikireliefclinics.com DISCOUNTED WRITERS BOOTCAMP - Sun. Apr 8. Join dynamic, award-winning teacher and storyteller N.T. Arevalo for a lively one day writer’s bootcamp. Call or go online to learn more and register. $75. 9am. Our Story Studio, (Makawao); 956-997-4830; Ourstorystudio.blogspot.com

MONDAY, APRIL 9 OUTDOOR YOGA IN NORTH KIHEI - Mon. Apr 9. Sandy Callender will show how using traditional yoga postures, breath work and practice will bring you greater flexibility and strength. Donation.

8am. Waipulani Park, (South Kihei Rd.); 808-2142766; Easyyogamaui.com

LEARN ABOUT MAUI’S PROPOSED FEDERAL TRANSPORTATION PROJECTS - Mon. Apr 9 - Wed. Apr 11. The public is invited to learn about proposed federal transportation projects for Maui County. The Maui Metropolitan Planning Organization (MMPO) will present a draft list of 2019-22 projects to be supported through the Transportation Improvement Program federal aid. Meeting Schedule: Monday, Apr 9. Paia Community Center, (225 Hana Hwy., Paia); Tuesday, Apr 10. West Maui Senior Center, (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); Wednesday, Apr 11. Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, (395 Waena St., Wailuku). 6-8pm. Mauimpo.org HULA DANCE WORKSHOP WITH PAPA HULA - Mon. Apr 9. Gain a deeper appreciation of the traditional dance with Papa Hula (dance class) and learn about the history of hula, the art of chanting, basic hula footwork and hand movements. Also learn about different instruments and how they are used in hula. There will be a Q&A session following class. 1pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

TUESDAY, APRIL 10 MNHCOC MEMBERS DINNER - Tue. Apr 10.

The Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce (MNHCoC) membership dinner will feature speakers: Frank De Rego Jr., member of the Maui Redevelopment Agency; Erin Wade, Small Town and Redevelopment Planner for the County of Maui; and Ramsay Taum, Cultural Sustainability Planner with PBR Hawaii. They will share plans for the revitalization of Wailuku town. Admission is $25 for members and $30 for non-members. Deadline for RSVPs is Sunday, Apr. 8.

808-757-3045; 5:30pm. Aria’s Restaurant, (2062 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); Mnhcoc.org KING KEKAULIKE HIGH SCHOOL SPRING CONCERT - Tue. Apr 10. Worldwide Music Ventures and Jazz Maui present the 21st annual King Kekaulike High School Spring Concert. This year’s special guest is Delfeayo Marsalis. Part the legendary Marsalis Family, he’s an internationally acclaimed trombonist, composer, producer and educator. Free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ENHANCEFITNESS - Tue. Wed. Fri. Improve strength, flexibility, balance, cardiovascular health and social engagement for elderly 50+. Suggested contribution of $20 per month to help offset the cost of the program. Registration is required.

9:30am. Hale Mahaolu Ehiku, (56 Ehiku St., Kihei); 808-463-3166; Halemahaolu.org ‘UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Apr 10. It’s never too late to learn how to play the ‘ukulele.

Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 FALL PREVENTION EDUCATION COMMUNITY EVENT - Wed. Apr 11. Join a discussion on fall risk and prevention tips with Physical Therapists Sam Stella and Mike Malaczewki from Bayada Home Health Care. Learn common causes of falls, ways in which your health and/or medications can increase your risk of falling, how your daily activities can decrease these risks, and tips to keep you safe in your home. Reservations suggested, as seating is limited.

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FourPlay Friday w/ DJ Kurt, 9pm

Saturday Smash w/ DJ Collelo, 9pm

Fire & Ice w/ Playwfire Ono & Guests, 9pm

MON- Mint Monday SIN w/DJ Lobstah 9pm, TUE- Trivia 7pm & $2 Tues w/DJ Corey 9pm, WED- Hump Day w/ DJ BLKSHP & Baby Monk Seals, 9pm

Live Chicago house w/ Lee Norris 7-10 pm (no cover)

Gene Argel, Johnny Z & Jesse Smith 6pm (no cover), DJ's Jay P & EStylez, 9pm, $5

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Jason Arcilla 7-9pm

Marc Dumalanta 7-9pm

Erica Ambrin 7-9pm

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TUE - Steve Norton, 7-9pm WED - Jon Bowser, 7-9pm

Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Keali‘i Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAVA JAZZ - Fri, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sat, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com

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KIMO’S - Sun, Benny Uyetake 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake 6-8pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com

CANE AND CANOE - Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:308:30pm; Sun, Gary Larson and Eric van Ketel Jazz Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI RESORT - Thu, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Clifdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Damian Awai 10:30am12:30pm; Fri, David Vickers 10:30am-11:30pm; Sat, Kendall 10:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Damian Awai 10:30am-12:30pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 10:30am12:30pm; Tue, Jason Tepora 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Brant Quick 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett Probst and Keali’i Lum 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sat,

MON - Kanoa 4pm, DJ Big Mike, 10pm TUE - Natalie Nicole 4-6pm, DJ Salvo, 10pm WED - Jon Bowser 4pm, DJ Lobstah, 10pm

TUE - Open Mic Comedy Night, 9-11pm

TE TIARE PATITIFA - Wed. Apr 11. Enjoy a true Polynesian show from Te Tiare Patitifa on the center stage.

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Sign Language ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You can experience culture shock within a few miles of your house, if you head in the right direction.

But why would you? Because it’s good for you to expand your horizons, and long overdue. How many times have you already circled this particular stomping ground? Rams who get stuck trotting repeatedly over the same territory get bored, and boring, and, usually, obnoxious. There’s no need for you to stir up shit or get yourself into trouble, as you’ve lately been tempted to do. Instead, just find something new to see, smell, taste, hear, screw, or do.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

I’m such a regular visitor to two neighborhood cafes (I prefer their atmospheres to writing at home) that I don’t even need to order, anymore; I sit, and my desired drinks magically appear at my table, next to my laptop. Granted, I’m a creature of habit, so that works well for me; in that way you and I are much alike. The difference is, some of your habits are standing in the way of your increased happiness. I know it’s a comfortable rut, but it’s still a rut. Get out of it this week, especially because doing so might be as conveniently simple as ordering a different kind of coffee.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

I’m glad you have an active fantasy life, but there’s such a thing as taking it too far. Striking a better balance between whatever imaginary worlds you inhabit and the (arguably equally imaginary) one we call “real life” is this week’s task. There are multiple perks to getting off your ass and actually doing something rather than just dreaming about it; for one, your ass will probably lose some of its flabby spread. Also, just getting your blood pumping and engaging with the world is likely to have a sweet secondary effect; even if you spend a lot less time in the worlds in your head, you’ll find you enjoy them a lot more, because they’re no longer all you have.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Time-sharing a lover isn’t your cup of tea, but you have let yourself, once or twice, be talked into giving it a try. Better than nothing, you thought–and for some people, it might be. Not for you, though. In that case, nothing would be better than a little unsatisfying bit of something. I think it’s a good idea for Cancers to be less all-or-nothing, in general, but there are certain things we need to be realistic about, and what’s going on this week is one of them; you need to be getting nearly all of what you need from what or who you already have, or you need to cut yourself loose and keep looking. Those are your options–any others will only generate misery.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

You might feel like you’re in a zombie movie this week, the way many people and problems you thought dead and buried are suddenly up and walking around.

Luckily, you’ve already kicked their asses once, so knocking them back down shouldn’t be too hard.

What you want to do, though, isn’t just pin them to a wall with a pitchfork long enough for you to get away, but to cut them into so many little pieces that they’ll never bother you again. You did a half-assed job of addressing these issues when they first cropped up, which is why you’re having to deal with them now.

Don’t just set them on fire and walk away–this time, stick around until there’s nothing left but ash.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You Libras are at your best when your creative output effectively integrates your feelings and thoughts with your primal physical experience. What’s happened lately is that you’ve retreated too far into your head and lost touch with your heart and/or body. All those pretty thoughts are keeping you from having the best sex you could have, or really tasting your food, or giving your friends the kind of affection they deserve.

Luckily, it’s easy to get distracted from all that stuckin-your-head crap long enough to restore the equilibrium you need: anytime something sensual shows up, stop everything (especially thinking) long enough to truly enjoy it. Once you make a habit of that, you’ll realize that balance is no longer an issue.

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Who’s survived your sting? Those are the people you need the most, my friend, because they’ve developed an immunity to whatever venom or darkness lies within you, unlike whatever poor unsuspecting soul you’ve lately gotten close to. Get back in touch with the people who’ve forgiven you (and, hopefully, found a way to love you), even though you may have hurt them; they’re more precious than gold. Remember that, when you’re looking for support. It may feel counterintuitive to seek it from someone you once screwed over, but they, ironically, may be the one best-suited to give it to you.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

It’s not exactly your place to scold other people’s unruly children, but sometimes it’s necessary, because some parents can’t be bothered to do it. It may be their right to practice laissez-faire parenting, but it’s also your right to avoid being stepped on or having things thrown at you. Children (and some adults) need to learn how to navigate a world where they have to balance other people’s well-being with their own desires. It shouldn’t fall to you to teach that to them, but, given your general desire to put yourself into a huge variety of situations (in which you encounter many, many different kinds of people), this week it might.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

My Cap friend Chris eagerly awaits the phenomenon futurists call the Singularity, when our logarithmically escalating technology explodes, virtually overnight, into something we can barely imagine. He dreams of touring the moons of Jupiter and living for hundreds of years. I adore his optimism, even though I know it could all just as easily go to shit, swathing the planet in grey sludge.

Optimism is totally the way to go here, whether contemplating the not-so-distant future of telepathic immortality or the shit-storm that could hit your life tomorrow.

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Aquarian Daniel Tammet is a savant who’s able to perform extraordinary feats of calculation and memory (he once recited pi to 22,514 numbers) almost certainly because of his unusual way of thinking about numbers, pairing them with visual and emotional cues (37 is lumpy like oatmeal, for example, and 89 reminds him of falling snow; Pi is a beautiful landscape). You’re no savant. That’s fine. But you do have some peculiar ways of looking at the world– instead of trying to see it the way everyone else does, run with those this week. See where they take you.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Winning the Miss America pageant isn’t everything, my dear. In fact, it’s hardly anything. Only to people inhabiting that tiny, insular beauty contest world is that sash and tiara at all important. Your own version of that blinkered reality is dictating that you ought to feel pretty bad about whatever your latest shortcoming was, but don’t. Your most recent screw-up is about as critical as not acing the swimsuit competition; in other words, not very. If your “failure” means reality is crumbling for someone, offer them your pity (for having such a limited view of the world), but not your guilt.

Being imperfect isn’t evil. You’re greatly exaggerating your own culpability in this situation. Stop that, immediately. However, don’t assume my advice means you’re innocent as a babe. You’re not that, either. You actually probably do owe someone an apology–for about 10 percent of the shit you’ve lately spent time feeling guilty about. Deliver the apology, then ditch the other 90 percent of your guilt (which you made up entirely to torture yourself). Let’s assume you probably know some idiot for whom your apology isn’t good enough, or worth accepting. You know what? Ditch him, too.

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