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SAY IT AIN’T SO, JOE Rep. Joe Souki, D–Wailuku, who was first elected to the Hawaii House of Representatives in 1982, will resign from the House no later than Mar. 30, pay a $5,000 penalty, issue a public apology and not accept any public office for two years. That’s the finding of the Hawaii State Ethics Commission, which on the morning of Wednesday, Mar. 21 finally released its investigative report into allegations that Souki sexually harassed former state Human Services Director Rachael Wong (the report is dated Mar. 16). The report is catastrophic for Souki, who has long maintained his complete innocence.

“Respondent Souki admits that, while serving as Speaker of the House and in meetings held in his State Capitol office, he touched and kissed more than one woman in ways that were inappropriate and unwelcome. He admits that this physical contact exceeded the boundaries of the

customary ‘aloha kiss,’” states the Ethics Commission report. “Respondent Souki further admits that he made sexual comments, including comments on the physical appearance of more than one woman, that were inappropriate and unwanted.”

Despite the Ethics Commission’s repeated statements that Souki “admits” he made “inappropriate” contact and comments to Wong, Souki still insisted he was the victim in The Maui News’ Mar. 21 story on his punishment.

“When asked Tuesday evening if he would acknowledge any misconduct as part of the settlement, Souki said, ‘I’m not acknowledging anything,’” The Maui News reported. “He said he would only reiterate what he’s said in the past; that he ‘kissed a woman on the cheek… [and] had no intention of stalking.’”

Souki–who has so far missed 15 complete days of the Legislative session, giving him the worst attendance record of any House member–then reiterated that he feels he’s the real victim here. “We have to somehow live through it,” Souki told The Maui News.

“I would not want this to happen to anyone else.”

Souki’s hubris looks especially bad when you read Honolulu Civil Beat’s Mar. 21 story on the Ethics Commission’s findings.

The news organization located three additional women who said Souki harassed them.

“Civil Beat spoke with three women–one former staffer, one former lobbyist and one legislator–who did not file complaints with the Ethics Commission but said Souki kissed them on the lips,” Civil Beat reported. “Civil Beat agreed not to identify them because they fear retaliation, even with Souki leaving office. A female legislator told Civil Beat that Souki kissed and touched her without her con-

Overheard “My friend’s coming– he’s a black Adonis.”

sent. She says many of her colleagues don’t take Souki’s actions seriously.”

In a statement released the night of Mar. 20 but embargoed until the morning of Mar. 21, House Speaker Scott Saiki made clear that Souki has to go. “Although it was not a signatory to the settlement agreement, the House of Representatives concurs with the settlement agreement and will abide by its terms,” said Saiki. “It is regrettable that a legislative career that spanned 36 years is ending in such a manner. As a legislator, Representative Souki always put his constituents first. Maui will

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Honolulu Civil Beat published a great story this week on Rep. Tulsi Gabbard’s voting record on gun control. Reporter Nick Grube’s story is complex and nuanced, just like Gabbard’s record, which despite her progressive credentials, is not so easy to describe. Of course, her campaign website (Votetulsi.com) makes it all seem so simple.

“Tulsi has a consistent record of advocating for sensible gun control,” states her website.

“She has long called for reinstating a federal ban on military-style assault weapons and high capacity magazines, requiring comprehensive pre-purchase background checks, closing the gun-show loophole, and making sure that terrorists are not allowed to buy guns. Tulsi has an F-rating from the NRA, a 0% rating by the Hawaii Rifle Association, and a 100% rating by the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence. She is focused on building bipartisan solutions that can actually be passed into law, rather than using the issue as a partisan political football.”

Gabbard’s campaign website also lists seven bills in which Gabbard voted for and/or cosponsored some gun control measure and two pro-gun bills she voted against. But what’s really fascinating here is the first bill Gabbard mentions–HR 5087, “The Assault Weapons Ban of 2018,” is a prime example of the complexity Grube weaves into his story.

Yes, it’s true that Gabbard is co-sponsoring HR 5087. But it’s also true that while 164 Democrats (including Rep. Colleen Hanabusa, D–Hawaii) signed onto the bill on Feb. 26 when Rep. David Cicilline, D–Rhode Island, introduced it, Gabbard didn’t agree to co-sponsor it until Mar. 1. In fact, Grube reported that Gabbard agreed to co-sponsor

the bill exactly one day after actress Amber Tamblyn called out Gabbard by name on Twitter for not yet signing onto the bill.

What’s more, Tamblyn also incorrectly tweeted that Gabbard took $500 from the NRA. According to Grube, Gabbard has taken no money from the NRA, though she did take $400 from the Hawaii Rifle Association eight years ago.

See? Gabbard’s record is exceedingly complex. For liberals, she certainly seems to do the right thing, though it seems to take some prodding from activists and the public for her to do so.

“Like a lot of what Tulsi does, I sometimes find her actions inexplicable,” Colin Moore, associate professor of political science at the University of Hawaii at Manoa, is quoted as saying in Grube’s article.

“Tulsi makes policy choices that are hard to explain.”

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lose an able and courageous advocate.”

Saiki added that the House “takes a zero tolerance approach to workplace harassment” and that “We have already increased training for House members and staff.”

Lt. Governor Doug Chin, who is running for Congress, issued a statement defending Wong. “I applaud my friend and colleague Rachael for her willingness to take a stand against sexual harassment, even in the face of immense opposition and adversity,” Chin said in his Mar. 21 statement. “Rachael and I worked together for two years, and I deeply respect her courage and integrity. Her actions will help empower more women in Hawaii to feel safe enough to speak out and let their voices be heard.”

Governor David Ige will choose Souki’s successor from a list of three names provided by the Democratic Party. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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WAILUKU TOWN GETS NEW MURAL There’s a vibrant new mural in the heart of Wailuku Town. The four-story painting on Main Street is dedicated to the launch of UVSC, the mission of which is to bring people together to provide a hopeful future for cancer patients.

The “Mural of Hope” celebrates Wailuku Town and features six-yearold Bree Haunani Michie Lau Hee, the daughter of Wailuku residents Ikaika and Keanu Lau Hee. The illustration of keiki represents hope and promise for the future. The blue hues reference the strength of life in water, flowing from Iao Valley in the distance, with floating protea flowers symbolizing the rising sun of Haleakala with a promise of a new day.

The ti leaf plant represents healing, protection and blessings. The young girl weaves the leaves to illustrate the idea of community and support of one another. With a goal of bringing together a community to bravely help in this fight, this mural was created to always remind us to never give up in the battle against cancer.

The mural was completed for UVSC within one week by Australian artist David “MEGGS” Hooke and O‘ahu artist Kamea Hadar. UVSC was started by a few friends, including Maui boy

Jamil Newirth, a cancer survivor.

Jamil was diagnosed with a rare type of brain cancer called Glioblastoma and was given 17 months to live. After being given a treatment opportunity with a neurosurgeon at UCLA Medical Center, Jamil is now going on five years of being cancer-free.

“We are honored that ‘MEGGS’ and Kamea, both world-renowned artists, have created such an inspiring piece for Maui in support for UVSC,” said UVSC founder Newirth. “Their piece speaks volumes and I hope it will provide inspiration and happiness for everyone who sees it.”

The mural was blessed and celebrated on Saturday, Feb. 24 during the inaugural UVSC fundraiser “Paint & Pupus.”

The event started with a traditional blessing of the mural by Halau Na Hanona Kulike O Pi‘ilani. Throughout the night, Chefs Sheldon Simeon of Tin Roof, Dave Caldiero of Town Kaimuki, Jojo Vasquez of Plantation House Restaurant and Greg Gifford of Duke’s Maui passed out pupus to guests. Live art pieces created on site by Kamea Hadar, Defer, Meggs and Lanakila Creations were auctioned off to support UVSC. Guests also enjoyed music, cocktails by 808 on Main and a silent auction at the community event to support the cause.

Newirth said he was inspired to start

a nonprofit to help others in need after the community came together to support him through his battle against the disease; he felt it was something he had to do in return. UVSC raises funding for individuals and families battling the disease and supports cutting-edge research that provides hope when all feels lost.

The mural was curated by Temple Children in partnership with Maui Academy for the Performing Arts and the Wailuku community; the community art was made possible with the support of Maui Brewing Company,

The Haleakala Chapter of Hawai‘i Farmers Union United (HFUU) recently held its annual elections and named John Dobovan as chapter president; Jenny Pell was moved from Secretary to Vice President, Colibri Carvallo is the new Secretary and Rebecca O’Day was named Treasurer.

HFUU will meet again on Tuesday, Mar. 27 at the Ha‘iku Community Center at 5:30pm. The chapter will host a farewell salute to past president Simon Russell during the meeting.

Russell served on the chapter board for six years of “selfless service,” according to Dobovan.

During the meeting, Ryan Burden of Coconut Information will talk about everything coconut. “Ryan is a wealth of information on this miraculous plant and his enthusiasm is contagious,” Dobovan said. The official title of Burden’s presentation is “The Culture and Cultivation of Coconuts; the Greatest Plant on Earth–its life cycle, opening methods and recipes.”

Dobovan reminds members to bring a potluck dish, entree’s preferred. For more information on the chapter’s activities–including the Farm Apprentice Mentoring Program, visit HFUU Haleakala Chapter’s website at Hfuuhi.org/ chapters/haleakala.

The Haleakala Chapter of Hawai‘i Farmers Union United is a volunteer-based, grassroots organization that advocates for small farms and ranches on Maui. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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ONLY IN TEXAS Ana Lisa Garza, a Starr County district judge in south Texas, is running for a state House seat in District 31. Garza has received almost $90,000 in contributions to her campaign, but more than $50,000 of that has been in a most unusual currency: deer semen. Deer breeder Fred Gonzalez, treasurer of the Texas Deer Association, said breeders often donate semen "straws" instead of money: "Semen is a very common way for us to donate. One collection on a buck could lead to 60 straws sometimes. If you have a desirable animal, it's a way to bring value without breaking the bank." A campaign finance report valued each straw donated at $1,000.

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Kenny Bachman, 21, had a rude awakening when he racked up a $1,636 Uber fare on Feb. 23 following a night of partying with high school friends in Morgantown, West Virginia. The Charlotte Observer reported that Bachman and the friend he planned on staying with stopped at a convenience store during the evening. The friend told Bachman to wait outside as he went into the store, but Bachman was gone when the friend emerged. He had summoned an Uber to take him home–to Gloucester County, New Jersey. Bachman was passed out for most of the nearly 300-mile trip, which was subject to surge pricing, doubling the fare. Bachman challenged the charge but ended up paying the full fare; "I feel like there's very little I could have done to reverse it," he said.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Caught red-handed: Leahman G.R. Potter, 48, neglected to conceal the evidence

after he stole a pot of meatballs from a neighbor's garage in Hazle Township in Pennsylvania. The meatball owner returned home Feb. 26 to find Potter outside his garage, covered in red sauce, and his meatball pot missing, according to United Press International. When Pennsylvania State Police arrived shortly afterward, they found the pot in the street and Potter at his home, where he was charged with burglary, trespass and theft.

AWESOME! Name recognition won't be a problem for the Libertarian Party challenger for eastern Arkansas' 1st Congressional District seat: Elvis D. Presley. The Associated Press reported that the King impersonator from Star City, Arkansas, who legally changed his name to match the rock 'n' roll icon's (although the "real" Elvis' middle initial was A), filed campaign paperwork on Feb. 26. Presley works as an auto refinish technician at Camp's Custom Paint in Star City, but his political ambitions aren't new: He's also run for governor, land commissioner and state legislature.

LAST CHAPTER Houston detectives were finally able to close a case in January that had been vexing them for 30 months. Mary Stewart Cerruti, 61, the last holdout in a neighborhood being bought up for redevelopment, was reported missing in August 2015 by a friend, who described her as shy and frail, the Houston Chronicle detailed. However, police had no leads, and her home was foreclosed on after payments stopped. Eventually, the home was cleaned out and sold, and new renters moved in. On Mar. 4, 2017, a 911 call reported a human skeleton "between two of the walls" in the home. When police arrived, they found a hole in the attic floorboards and down below were the bones, clothing and shoes that had been discovered' an investigation found no evidence of foul play. On Jan. 23, the Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences confirmed the remains were those of Cerruti.

FULL DISCLOSURE Linda Fein and her husband thought they had found their dream home in Paradise Valley, near Phoenix. They offered $1.8 million for the house and 1.3-acre lot, but then found out the house belonged to Kevin and Sandra Otterson and was the setting for their pornography website, Wifey's World, founded in 1998. "I just can't make Thanksgiving dinner on counters where a porn star has been lounging around," Fein told the Arizona Republic.

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Lives Maui, a rally to demand an end to gun violence in schools.

“March For Our Lives is created by, inspired by, and led by students across the country who will no longer risk their lives waiting for someone else to take action to stop the epidemic of mass school shootings that has become all too familiar,” states the March For Our Lives Maui webpage. “In the tragic wake of the seventeen lives brutally cut short in Florida, politicians are telling us that now is not the time to talk about guns. March For Our Lives believes the time is now.”

After the rally, everyone will move across the street to the MACC for the Concert For Our Lives, a massive show that will include Jack Johnson, Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, Landon McNamara, Willie K, Lily Meola and a host of other guests. Though general admission tickets– distributed by Eventbrite–sold out as the students were meeting at the MACC on Mar. 13, a very limited number of unused student tickets were put on sale on the morning of Wednesday, Mar. 21, as we were going to press (though student tickets were free, they are mandatory for admission).

The kids have been meeting for a few weeks now, and though they still have a few weeks before the big rally and concert, another event dominated their thoughts on Mar. 13. Just a few minutes into the Mar. 13 meeting, organizer Katie McMillan–who sits in the circle with the students and acts as a group facilitator, asks the students how many of them will

be walking out of class on Mar. 14–a day in which students all over the nation have said they’d walk out of class at 10am local time for 17 minutes, one minute for every victim of the Feb. 14 shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. About half the students raise their hands.

One of them was Skylar Masuda, a sophomore at Baldwin High. Reached by phone a few days after the meeting, she described what it felt like to participate in the walkout.

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ot sure if you’ve noticed, but there are a lot of scared kids in this country right now. They’re scared of gun violence, and they have every right to be. They’re even scared here on Maui. And like many students around the nation, a small group of Maui high school students have gotten organized and are taking action.

On the same day that video of the “Empty Shoes Memorial”–7,000 pairs of shoes lined up on the grass outside the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, D.C. to protest congressional inaction in the face of gun violence against kids–went viral on social media, about a dozen Maui high school students gathered in a circle in the Alexa Higashi meeting room at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. In an arc just beyond them are sitting various adults, including musician Lily Meola, Moms Demand Action Hawaii volunteer director Cale Bennett, Brendan Smith, Maui News columnist Rick Chatenever and University of Hawaii Maui College Librarian Ellen Peterson. Celebrity music and movie producer Shep Gordon, who played a key role in bringing everyone together, is there, too. The students are at the meeting not to talk about the latest shooting, or even guns as a whole, but to continue planning how they will help people on Maui understand why they’re scared.

To do this, they’ve organized a very big event. On Saturday, Mar. 24, the students and many others will gather at UH Maui College’s Great Lawn for March For Our

The group

“As soon as I walked out, I started crying,” she said. “We walked into the quad together, and it was just a sea of people wearing white. Seeing all these students care–you don’t see a lot of that usually.”

For the students, being a part of the March For Our Lives means learning about all the difficult, laborious tasks that go into political activism. For instance, McMillan had a tall stack of event flyers printed to advertise the Mar. 24 rally

and concert, and that in itself became a discussion point during the meeting.

Would the students volunteer to hand them out at the Kihei 4th Friday Town Party? Could they first ask for permission to hand them out there? Would the students be careful to pick up any flyers that get tossed to the ground? Should they

media that give wildly misleading takes on the whole gun violence debate. The most important thing to understand right now is that school shootings are NOT reaching epidemic proportions in the U.S. “Since 1990, there have been 22 shootings at elementary and secondary schools in which two or more people were killed,

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not counting those perpetrators who committed suicide,” James Alan Fox, the Lipman Professor of Criminology, Law and Public Policy at Northeastern University, wrote in a Feb. 19 opinion piece for USA Today. “Whereas five of these incidents have occurred over the past five-plus years since 2013, claiming the lives of 27 victims (17 at Parkland), the latter half of the 1990s witnessed seven multiple-fatality shootings with a total of 33 killed (13 at Columbine).”

That being said, overall gun violence numbers are very high in the U.S., especially when compared to other postindustrial nations. “America has six times as many firearms homicides as Canada, and nearly 16 times as many as Germany,” said German Lopez in a Vox story that was most recently updated on Mar. 14.

Though campus shootings may be relatively low in the nation, it’s also true that since the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting–as the recent “Empty Shoes” Memorial in Washington, D.C., showed–guns have killed about 7,000 kids.

Sure, social media has amplified the violence that has occurred, but that doesn’t mean students’ fears are misplaced. In truth, students everywhere in the U.S. have every right to be afraid of guns–especially given the fact that the Republican Congressional leadership has steadfastly refused to do anything regarding gun violence, or even allow the Centers for Disease Control to study the problem. Instead, all they offer are empty “thoughts and prayers” after every mass shooting.

While there haven’t been any school shootings on Maui, threats and incidents have occurred (one of the most recent was an anonymous threat scrawled on a restroom mirror at Iao Intermediate

Isabella Blair, a senior at Seabury

have a voice. Their involvement is very important and very impactful. I hope this inspires people to take action.”

What happens to Blair, Masuda and the rest of the student activists after the Mar. 24 rally and concert remains to be seen. There was talk at the Mar. 13 meeting of aligning with the organization Students Demand Action, and Shep Gordon said funding was available to the students should they decide to form their own group.

Though none of the students I spoke with said they’ve faced any pushback for their activism, one student at the Mar. 13 meeting did ask how they can reach students who aren’t yet old enough to vote, and feel they’re irrelevant in a political fight.

“That’s a very important message because kids think that if they can’t vote then they’re not constituents,” said Marnie Masuda-Cleveland, one of the group’s adult advisers and mother of Skylar. “They are constituents.”

Shep Gordon, who brought along a skateboard deck autographed by Tony Hawk as a prize donation for a raffle for students who sign an anti-gun violence pledge, immediately agreed. “To a politician, the scariest thing to them is one of you saying you won’t vote for them,” Gordon told the students.

This goes to the heart of why students– whether they’re from Parkland or Maui or any other city–represent such a powerful force.

They’re willing to stand up and say what they feel. They’re willing to be a public voice for those who are voiceless. In our age of doxxing, online threats and Twitter-shaming (“I can’t believe how powerful social media is,” Lily Meola told the students during their meeting), these kids are willing, even eager, to speak

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even have flyers–what if they just printed the relevant information on a big board or set up a selfie station?

These are the nuts and bolts of running a political campaign. McMillan could give the students prompts and ask them questions, but ultimately they were deciding how they wanted to proceed (though by the end of the meeting, it was unclear if the students would hand out any flyers).

At one point, Peterson asked the students for what she termed “concierge volunteers” for the rally. “People are going to ask you where the bathroom is,” Peterson said. “They’re going to ask you what the event is about–believe me. People will show up because there’s a crowd.”

Having at least some of the students themselves speak at the big rally was also discussed. Sure, elected officials would be there, but everyone agreed that it was important for some students to speak.

Skylar Masuda is one of the students who agreed to speak.

“That’s the plan,” Masuda told me after the meeting. “My friend and I are preparing our speeches. We’ve never done anything like this before.”

Now let’s be honest. The only reason the American news media is still talking about gun violence more than a month after the Parkland shooting (which as we all know wasn’t even close to the first school shooting in the U.S.) is because a lot of students there refused to just be quiet. They spoke out, and are still speaking out. As long as they continue to do so–as long as they continue to add voices in every school district across the U.S.– then there’s hope something can be done to stop gun violence.

But before we go further, we should be clear about some statistics, because there are tons of memes flying around social

School in late February.

“My close friends and I are really passionate about this,” Masuda told me. “We ask ourselves what we’d do if someone brought a gun to school. If we have a chance to make a change, we might as well.”

To be sure, not all schools on Maui have seen vocal student anti-gun violence activism. During the Mar. 13 meeting, Peterson–the UHMC librarian who acts as one of the student group’s advisers– said that organizing at the college has been a challenge.

“Our student government doesn’t appear to be very motivated when it comes to rallying the student body for a cause,” she said. “That’s why the library staff decided to go rogue–to step up and speak out in the absence of student activism.”

Immediately after the meeting, Peterson gave more context to the ambivalence she’s been seeing on the UHMC campus. “Individually, the students are interested, but our student groups tend to avoid anything political.” she told me. “They don’t want to talk about politics, I think because they don’t know how. But the students are more interested in where they’ll get their next meal. There’s a very real poverty issue at the college.”

As it turned out, a large group of students did walk out of UH Maui College classes on Mar. 14. They gathered at a tree near the center of campus and tied 17 ribbons to its branches.

Shep Gordon and his skateboard deck

Hall and director of TEDxYouth on Maui (a job she’s had since the eighth grade), couldn’t participate in the Mar. 14 walkout because her school was on spring break. But that hasn’t dampened her enthusiasm for being part of the March For Our Lives group.

“I thought it was really fascinating that so many students were getting together to bring change,” she told me after the Mar. 13 meeting. Students should feel safe in school. I just hope that students feel they

truth to power. They’re willing to denounce inaction in the face of terrifying violence, something far too many public officials have been too frightened to do.

“Thank you, guys,” Peterson told the students at the end of the Mar. 13 meeting.

“What you’re doing is really brave. I feel better about the future of our planet.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The photogenic setting has inspired several Instagram photoshoots, which the girls working there laugh about. “Wish they’d warn me,” Cindy joked as she made my acai bowl.

The fact that the place is a bit off the beaten path is one of the nice things about Paia Bowls. “Our location can be a bit difficult to find for first-timers,” said Luke. “However, many of our customers enjoy that we are tucked away from the main sidewalk of Paia and have a welcoming, tropical atmosphere.”

Or, as Cindy put it: “It’s nice and relaxing, really quiet. There aren’t very many places to just sit in Paia.”

You can watch the employees bustle around behind the counter through a large window,

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ucked slightly behind the last building in town, before you get to Paia Bay and behind a coconut palm, is the hidden gem known as Paia Bowls. Shaded by a neighboring monkeypod tree, the outdoor spot features a wooden deck decorated by palms and succulents. It might be on the outskirts of town, but its vibe is distinctly Paia. It’s owned by local surfers Luke and Ian Walsh. The spot, which serves light and healthy acai bowls, smoothies and coffee, has been open for over a year.

which is why we offer a variety of additional toppings,” said Luke. “All of our acai is organic and we offer many locally sourced fruit, including our apple bananas, which come on every acai bowl. These toppings include fresh fruit like raspberries, blueberries and papaya, and interesting additions like bee pollen, chia seeds, and maca powder. We also have several smoothies to choose from along with our 100 percent Maui Roast coffee and espressos.”

Cindy encouraged me to top my Surf Bowl with bee pollen. “The honey is from Haiku,” said Lindsay, who was also working when I was there. “You can totally taste the difference.”

“Ian and I always loved eating acai bowls before and after surf sessions,” said Luke. “It’s

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which displays the clean and pretty kitchen.

Beautiful ocean photographs hang over shelves full of local bananas, papayas and mason jars labeled with ingredients like granola, cacao nibs and spirulina.

“Our Paia Bowls employees are awesome and really represent the spirit of aloha,” said Luke. “We’ve known each other for years,” Cindy responded.

The brothers Walsh, who are a fixture in the Maui surf community, opened Paia Bowls with Sam Custin, Luke’s old University of Hawaii

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roommate.Years ago, the boys discussed opening shop together, but Luke accepted a sports marketing position in California “to try life outside the islands and to gain some traveling experiences,” he said, while Custin went on to open Haleiwa Bowls in the North Shore of Oahu.

The Walsh brothers opened the doors on their Paia Bowls venture to solid local support.

“We had always dreamed of owning a local acai bowl cafe in our home town of Paia,” said Luke. “After a few years on the mainland, I returned home with the intentions of moving forward with that dream. So Ian and I partnered up with Sam who now had extensive experience in this business.

“We have been open for over one year and things are going great. We have awesome local

support and have created quite a buzz with many tourists,” Luke added.

“Business has been good,” said Cindy.

“There are locals that come every day, and tourists who are really excited to try it.”

“We are a family-run business that pride ourselves on living a healthy, active, island lifestyle,” said Luke. It shows. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more foodie stories, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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a light meal full of healthy fruit that gives you natural energy. It’s difficult to eat a heavy meal that will weigh you down if you want to continue to surf throughout the day. We always had a hard time finding acai bowls on the island of Maui, but would indulge whenever we visited Oahu for surf contests or to surf the North Shore where acai bowls were more common.”

The fare is healthy–light, fresh and yummy–and the space is really cute. Tucked behind Puka Puka, the uncovered lanai is shaded by trees, and locals and tourists sit at tables and the bar. The ocean air is tangible so close to

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“Our simple menu resonates with beachgoers and anyone living an active lifestyle,” said Luke. Surfers, yogis and people in shorts working on laptops are their everyday customers. The shop uses fresh, organic and local fare as much as possible.

“Our strawberries, bananas and papayas are local,” said Cindy, who was working behind the counter when I dropped in to grab a bowl and chat.

“The main idea at Paia Bowls is to build your bowl how you want and to make it your own,

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last year. “But I’ve been playing guitar and singing to myself for eight years,” she said.

“It’s always been in the back of my mind that I wanted to.”

With encouragement from friends and local artists like Levi Poasa, who acted as her mentor, she took the leap and started pursuing gigs. “Levi is my inspiration!” she said, describing how he helped her figure out what gear to get and introduced her to different restaurants. She’s found the Maui music scene welcoming and encouraging–like Elaine Ryan, who got her the audition at Maui Brewing Co. “I’ve done a couple local events,” she said. “Pop-up shops, weddings, that kind of thing. It’s super fun. I do write my own music, but I’ve only performed an original song once, at Open Mic Night at Charley’s.”

But she has enough material to record an album, which she’d like to do. “This is just something I want to do,” Trowbridge said. “I think it’s really cool that Maui cultivates so many artists, and there are opportunities to do something like this. There are so many talented people here.”

She’s one of them.

Lantana Hoke contributed to this story. ■ editor@mauitime.com

Louis and Lewis

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very evening all around the island, restaurant patrons stop talking about their hectic work week or epic vacation day to listen. We’re spoiled with all of the great live music at our fingertips. Pop into most any establishment during pau hana, and you could be serenaded by some of the island’s best musicians. From solo artists, to bands, and even married couples, this stacked roster of talent includes veterans and newcomers. There’s acoustic folk, reggae, R&B, jazz and rock. We caught up with a few performers at their weekly gigs to learn more about them and their music.

song from scratch is musical alchemy, and every song becomes new and unique.

“We never have a pre-made setlist,” said Jessica. “We like to go with the vibe of our audience and choose songs we feel they’ll enjoy. We also love getting requests and try to make a noble effort for every song–even if we don’t completely know it yet!”

That playful spirit and carefree attitude shines through their music. It’s smooth, intimate and effortless. You can catch Kanoa and Jessica at Monkeypod in Wailea, the South Shore Tiki Lounge and at Maui Brewing Company in Kihei.

Julianna Trowbridge If you’ve walked through Paia on a Thursday evening, you may have heard a voice of sweetness and light drifting down the sidewalk among the impromptu sidewalk bongo bands. That voice belongs to Julianna Trowbridge, who plays Café des Amis on Thursday nights from 6:308:30pm. She also plays at Maui Brewing Company Saturdays from 4-6pm.

Café des Amis’ outdoor lanai has a back-porch vibe, with bamboo fences, a string of lights and local flavor sitting at its wooden tables. Trowbridge’s acoustic style fits right into this scene. When I went to see her there, she played covers of Sublime, Jason Mraz and Jackson Browne, adding her own soft, pretty flair.

Originally from San Francisco, Trowbridge has been playing gigs on Maui since

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Kanoa & Jessica Lewis Louis “Kanoa” and Jessica Lewis Kukaua are Maui’s “first couple” of the pau hana music scene. I saw them recently at Monkeypod Kitchen in Wailea where they play Thursday evenings.

The couple met in 2005. “I was bartending at Life’s a Beach in Kihei while Kanoa played his set. I would get up and sing a song here and there,” said Jessica.

That slowly developed into singing a 30-minute set together, then an hour, then three hours. “Louis and Lewis” was born.

Kanoa and Jessica are quintessential live performers. Kanoa is a human jukebox.

Armed with a guitar and sequencer pedal, Kanoa weaves together their soulful renditions of popular songs out of thin air.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, MAR. 22 SEATALK WITH EDWARD LYMAN – Edward Lyman is the Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary’s Large Whale Entanglement Response Coordinator. For the past 23 years, he’s helped disentangle more than 100 whales and other various marine animals. He’ll discuss his work and share information about the case histories of some of the animals that have been freed in Hawaii via video footage. Seating is limited. Call or email to make a reservation. Free. 6pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808270-7061; Info@Mauioceancenter.com; Mauioceancenter.com.

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LUKAS NELSON & THE PROMISE OF THE REAL – Lukas ukas Nelson & The Promise of the Real will perform at Charharley’s Restaurant and Saloon on Thursday, Mar. 22 and F Fririiriday, Mar. 23. En route to Australia, Nelson and his band will ill hit up the North Shore with two nights of fun. They’ll also be joined by Pat Simmons Jr. These shows always sell out, so buy your tickets early. 21+. $30. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. Photo of Lukas Nelson: Larry Philpot/Soundstagephotography.com

THURSDAY, MAR. 22 DJ ASSAULT – DJ Assault’s “Sex on the Beach Aloha Tour” will bring Maui a new type of vibe. Hailing from Detroit, he’s a pioneer of ghetto tech house, which combines elements of Chicago’s ghetto house, Detroit techno, Miami bass and UK garage. Here’s an opportunity to hear a Detroit DJ and be on the dance floor all night long. 21+. Earlybird tickets are on Eventbrite for $10. 9pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com.

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COMPLEXIONS CONTEMPORARY BALLET – You can see Complexions Contemporary Ballet’s Bach to Bowie show at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Complexions is a theatrical company known for reinventing dance with a unique blend of cultures, styles and methods. This should be a fascinating and inspiring performance. $35-65. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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FRIDAY, FR R ID I DAY A , MAR. 23 TOM ARNO ARNOLD – Yes, Tom Arnold will be making an appearance at The Monkey. Arnold is recognized for his role in the hit show Roseanne, Dirty Monke movies like True Lies and Soul Plane. The evening will also feature and in movi moments with Corky Gardner, King Martin, Cool Hand Luke and LOL mom Brian Evans. Earlybird tickets are available on Eventbrite. There’s Bria also a limited number of meet-and-greet tickets. Presented by the Maui Celebrity Series. $40-70. 8pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Ma Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com.

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FRIDAY, MAR. 23 STEVEN SNYDER – You can see “An Evening of Mindfulness” with Steven Snyder at the MACC. Snyder is an expert in accelerated learning and personal development. There will also be a screening of The Mindfulness Movie, which features more mindfulness inspiration from neuroscientists, psychiatrists and authors. Presented by Mental Health Kokua. $18. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

FRIDAY, MAR. 23 PETER KATER & PEIA LUZZI – Peter Kater’s album release concert will take place at Makawao Union Church. Kater is a Grammy-winning pianist and composer. While on Maui, he’ll showcase tunes off his newest album, SHE. He’ll also be joined by “archival song keeper” Peia Luzzi. Tickets are available on Brightstar. $20-50. 7:30pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Brightstarevents. net/peter-kater. Photo courtesy Global Media Productions

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SATURDAY, MAR. 24 UNDER THE STARS – Join Taverna in celebrating their second anniversary with delicious food, libations, an Italian wine station and live music. The evening will feature chef stations with Gary Johnson of Hana Ranch, Mijin Kang and Takuya Toride of Nattokimshee Maui Private Chef, Kevin Laut of Outrigger Pizza, Chris D’Agostino of Cow Pig Bun, Courtney Galarita of Honu and Taverna’s own Ces Jocson. Live music will be provided by Kelly Covington and Friends and event proceeds will benefit the Maui Culinary Academy. 21+. $98.

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oes anyone really want to see Lara Croft’s origin story? Specifically, do really care about the life of one of the all-time most famous video game characters, before she was super-cool? Think about this for a moment. If you imagine Croft as intelligent, attractive and fierce, wearing shorts and a tank top while scaling mountains and recovering artifacts, then you’re thinking of her in her prime.

The new Tomb Raider is about Croft as unsteady and out-of-her-element, fragile and needing to prove herself on her first outing. It’s kind of like watching a movie about Indiana Jones during his years as a substitute teacher and working as a guide on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland.You know, the exciting back story.

Alicia Vikander takes over the role of Croft from Angelina Jolie, portraying the young adventurer as a trouble-making only child whose life is defined by the loss of her father (played by Dominic West). A chance to inherit the family fortune leads Croft on an expedition to a mysterious island, where no one can leave and gun-toting villains are everywhere.

Vikander is best known for Ex Machina

and her Academy Award-winning turn in The Danish Girl. She’s a gifted actress and the best thing about this movie. While Croft is as realistic a character as Jason Bourne, Vikander succeeds at always making her sympathetic and likable. But considering her prior achievements, this is a step down. While not comparable to Halle Berry doing Catwoman after winning the Oscar, Vikander deserves far better than what the overly familiar screenplay provides her.

The supporting cast is strong but no one steps up and takes control of the movie.

Character actor Walton Goggins has a great face and excels in supporting turns but is completely flat here playing the main villain. Derek Jacobi and Kristin Scott Thomas are wasted in barelythere side roles and Nick Frost’s two scenes appear to be last-minute reshoots intended to inject some needed humor. It doesn’t work.

As much as I like Vikander in this movie, I missed Jolie. Although the 2001 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider is clunky and silly, it has some terrific action set pieces and benefited enormously from the sheer joy Jolie brought to it. I loved how Jolie’s Croft was unbreakable, brilliant and feisty; Vikander’s Croft, on the other hand, is vulnerable, insecure and easily injured.

It’s hard to stump for the prior Tomb Raider films as anything more than guilty pleasures

Cool! I can see my car from here!

(despite seeing it opening day, I remember next to nothing about the 2003 Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life).Yet, Jolie owned that role the same way Sean Connery simply is James Bond. Vikander isn’t the George Lazenby of this franchise but she’s not Pierce Brosnan, either.

There’s a sensational set piece at the midpoint, involving a waterfall and an airplane, that stands as the film’s highlight. Norwegian director Roar Uthaug demonstrates here, as he did in The Wave in 2015, that’s he’s good at integrating CGI effects with live action. But as a screenplay, this Croft adventure is as rickety as the prior installments.

In addition to the talented-loser-in-need-ofredemption angle (overdone since the 2009

Star Trek), there’s the extended ending that steals openly from far better movies. Watching Croft walk down a dark hallway with traps set everywhere, I couldn’t help but whisper “Only the Penitent Man Will Pass.” The film also shamelessly recycles bits from other Indiana Jones movies, National Treasure and The Goonies.

While the story quality is always lacking in these movies, the first Tomb Raider was confident, had a lavish budget, a catchy U2 song (the still-awesome “Elevation”) and felt like a big deal. This one is fun at times but seems forced and unsteady. If this new take on Croft continues, I hope they reconfigure everything but keep Vikander, the one element that really works. ■

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Showtimes

THURS | 3/22 & FRI | 3/23

KA‘AHUMANU 6

Midnight Sun-PG13-2D FRI-WED 12:10 2:45

Strangers: Prey At Night-R- 2D THU 12:55 3:35

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

5:15 7:45 10:15.

6:20.

Pacific Rim Uprising-PG13- 2D THU 7:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) NT Live: Julius Caesar-NR-2D THU 7:30.

Ice Dragon: Legend of the Blue Daisies-NR- 2D

SAT 12:55.

Ponyo 10th Anniversary-Studio Ghibli Fest 2018G- 2D SUN 12:55, 2D MON 7:00, 2D WED 7:00.

NEW THIS WEEK ICE DRAGON: LEGEND OF THE BLUE DAISIES - NR - Animation/Family - A young girl and old man believe in dragons, but no one else in the village does. Then a dragon arrives. Hilarity ensues. 70 min.

MIDNIGHT SUN - PG13 - Drama/Romance - A teen girl can’t go into the sunlight, but somehow finds true love. Stars Bella Thorne and Patrick Schwarzenegger.

91 min.

MY PERFECT YOU - NR - Drama/Romance - Burn just lost his true love. Abi is the bright owner of a hostel.

What happens when they meet? 121 min.

NT LIVE: JULIUS CAESAR - NR - Drama - See National Theatre Live’s rendition of Shakespeare’s classic drama. 135 min.

PACIFIC RIM UPRISING - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - A new generation of Jaeger pilots take on another Kaiju threat. Stars John Boyega and Cailee Spaeny. 111 min.

PAUL APOSTLE OF CHRIST - PG13 - Drama - The story of Paul, who becomes one of Jesus’ most influential apostles. Stars James Faulkner and Jim Caviezel.

108 min.

PONYO - G - Animation/Adventure - Special 10th anniversary screening of the story of a five-year-old boy who becomes friends with Ponyo, the goldfish princess.

Voices by Cate Blanchett and Matt Damon. 101 min.

READY PLAYER ONE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - A bunch of people try to find a fortune in a massive virtual reality video game world. Directed by Steven Spielberg.

140 min.

SHERLOCK GNOMES - PG - Animation/Adventure

Thoroughbreds-R-2D THU 12:40.

3:20 4:10 6:10 7:35 10:00, 3D FRI-WED 1:20 Death Wish-R-2D THU 2:45 5:20 7:45 10:25.

10:40.

Sherlock Gnomes-PG-2D FRI-WED 12:05 2:30 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 5:00 7:00 9:20.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) I Can Only Imagine-PG-2D THU 12:15 12:45 3:15 3:45 6:15 6:45 9:15 9:45. 2D FRI-WED Ready Player One-PG13-2D WED 7:00, 3D 12:15 3:15 6:15 9:15.

WED 10:15.

Love, Simon-PG-2D THU 12:35 3:25 6:30 9:30.

Sherlock Gnomes-PG-2D FRI-WED 2:00 4:45 2D FRI-SUN 12:50 3:40 6:30 9:10, 2D MON 7:15 9:45.

12:15 3:40 7:20 10:00, 2D TUE 12:50 3:40 Tomb Raider-PG13-2D THU 1:00 7:00. 3D THU 6:30 9:10, 2D WED 12:50 3:40 6:30 10:00.

4:00. 2D FRI-TUE 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00, 2D Red Sparrow-R-2D THU 12:00 3:20 6:55 10:20.

WED 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:20.

2D FRI-WED 12:35 3:50 7:20 9:45.

Black Panther-PG13-2D THU 12:30 3:35 6:35.

Annihilation-R-2D THU 1:30 4:20 7:10. 2D FRI2D FRI-TUE 12:30 3:35 6:35 9:35, 2D WED SAT 1:30 4:20 7:05 10:05, 2D SUN 4:20 7:05 12:30 3:35.

10:05, 2D MON-TUE 1:30 4:20 7:05 10:05, 2D A Wrinkle In Time-PG-2D THU 1:45 4:30 7:10.

WED 1:30 4:20 10:05.

Game Night-R-2D THU 12:05 2:30 4:50 7:15 9:40. 2D FRI-WED 1:55 4:35 7:15 10:30.

Black Panther-PG13-2D THU 12:25 1:00 3:10 3:40 6:50 7:20 9:25 10:00, 3D THU 4:10 10:30. 2D FRIWED 12:00 12:45 3:25 6:40 7:25 10:20, 3D FRIWED 4:05 9:00.

Peter Rabbit-PG-2D THU 12:10 2:25 4:40 7:00 9:15. 2D FRI-WED 12:20 2:40 5:10 7:40 9:55.

Hurricane Heist-PG13-2D Marvel Comics's Black Panther now in theaters THU 1:05 3:55 9:00.

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10:10. 2D FRI-SUN 12:30 3:00 8:00 10:30, 2D MON-WED 12:30 3:00 8:00, 3D FRI-WED 5:30.

A Wrinkle In Time-PG- 2D THU 11:15 12:15 1:50 2:50 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00 9:35 10:35. 2D FRI-SUN 11:15 1:50 4:25 7:00 9:35, 2D MONWED 11:15 1:50 4:25 7:00.

My Perfect You-NR- 2D FRI-SUN 11:25 2:00 4:45 7:35 10:10, 2D MON-WED 11:25 2:00 4:45 7:35.

Paul Apostle of Christ- PG13- 2D FRI-SUN 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:15 9:45, 2D MON-WED 11:40 2:10 4:40 7:15.

Tomb Raider-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 12:00 1:40 2:40 4:20 7:00 8:00 9:40 10:40, 3D THU 5:20.

2D FRI-SUN 11:00 12:00 1:40 2:40 4:20 5:20 7:10 8:00 9:50 10:40, 2D MON-TUE 11:00 12:00 1:40 2:40 4:20 5:20 7:10 8:00, 2D WED 11:00 12:00 1:40 2:40 4:20 5:20 7:10.

7 Days In Entebbe-PG13- 2D THU 11:25 2:00 4:35 7:15 9:50.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle- PG13- 2D THU 2:15 5:00.

Gringo-R- 2D THU 11:45.

Pacific Rim Uprising- PG13-2D FRI-WED 12:30

- Gnomeo and Juliet recruit the detective Sherlock Gnomes to help find missing garden ornaments.

96 min.

rence plays a Russian ballerina who gets recruited by Russian intelligence to fight the CIA. This makes Death Wish look like Peter Rabbit. 139 min.

NOW PLAYING

TOMB RAIDER - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Remake of the film version of the video game about the adventurer Lara Croft and her quest to find her missing father. Stars Alicia Vikander. See this week’s film review. 118 min.

A WRINKLE IN TIME - PG - Adventure/Fantasy After Meg’s father disappears, three unusual beings send her, her brother and a friend into space to find him. Stars Storm Reid, Oprah Winfrey and Mindy Kaling. 109 min.

ANNIHILATION - R - Adventure/Fantasy - A biologist goes on a dangerous mission to a place where the laws of nature don’t apply. So... she goes to Sea World? Stars Natalie Portman and Jennifer Jason Leigh. 115 min.

BLACK PANTHER - PG13 - Action/Adventure T’Challa (Chadwick Boseman) must balance his role as the superhero Black Panther with being king of the African nation of Wakanda, which may no longer even want a king. Also stars Lupita Nyong’o and Michael B. Jordan. 134 min.

GAME NIGHT - R - Comedy/Crime - A bunch of friends who meet for regular game nights end up trying to solve a murder. Stars Jason Bateman and Rachel McAdams. 100 min.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - PG - Drama/Family The story behind MercyMe’s hit song. 110 min.

LOVE, SIMON - PG13 - Drama/Romance - Simon finds that he must tell his family and friends the truth about his sexuality. 109 min.

PETER RABBIT - PG - Animation/Comedy - The heartwarming classic story of a rebellious rabbit by Beatrix Potter gets remade into an insufferable cartoon. 93 min.

RED SPARROW - R - Thriller/Fantasy - Jennifer Law-

LAST CHANCE 7 DAYS IN ENTEBBE - PG13 - Crime/Thriller - Based on the true story of the 1976 hijacking of an airliner flying out of Tel Aviv. Stars Rosamund Pike. 106 min.

DEATH WISH - R - Crime/Fantasy - Bruce Willis stars in this violent reboot of the old violent Charles Bronson flicks in which an old white guy becomes a vigilante after his family is attacked by robbers. 107 min.

GRINGO - R - Action/Comedy - A law-abiding businessman (Daniel Oyelowo) suddenly finds himself a wanted man. Also stars Charlize Theron. 110 min.

THE HURRICANE HEIST - PG-13 - Action/Thriller Dumb thieves attempt to rob a U.S. Mint during a Category 5 hurricane. 100 min.

JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE - PG13 Action/Adventure - Four teens get zapped into an old video game console and have to find their way through a strange jungle. Stars Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart and Karen Gillan. 119 min.

THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT - R - Horror - Three psychos wearing masks terrorize a family in a trailer park. 85 min.

THOROUGHBREDS - R - Drama/Thriller - Two teen girls in Connecticut reconnect and attempt to solve their problems. 92 min.

LUKAS NELSON & PROMISE OF THE REAL WITH SPECIAL GUEST PAT SIMMONS JR. 9pM • $30

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS KIHEI 4TH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Mar 23. Enjoy live entertainment by Kawika Ortiz, Emperado Dance Fitness, Curtis Williams and The Lambsbread. Find fun at the keiki zone with DJ Z, face painting, balloon twisting, Ribbon Dance with Kalimaya, hula hooping, bubbles and more. Check out the grindz at the food booths, trucks and restaurants, then visit the arts and crafts vendors.

Free. 6pm. Azeka Marketplace, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com LUNA OVERDRIVE - Fri. Mar 23. Enjoy live music and dance with Joette Burke (keyboards, guitar, vocals), John Gerry (bass and vocals), Steve Somers (guitars, vocals) and Brad Canton (drums). $5. 8pm. Stopwatch Sportsbar, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380.

HO‘OMAU 2018 - Sat. Mar 24. Presenting the 2018 Punana Leo O Maui benefit concert. Na Leo Pulama O Maui invites the public to enjoy awardwinning Hawaiian entertainment with Kapena, Keauhou, Kamaka Kukona, Napua Greig, Na Wai ‘Eha, Josh Tatofi and Tava Nui. The day will feature live and silent auctions, kahua keiki le‘ale‘a (keiki zone), ono local food, cultural demonstrations, island crafts, hale ‘awa and more. $15 pre-sale tickets available at All Minit Stop locations, Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, Native Intelligence and Punana Leo. $20 atthe-door and free for keiki 10 and under. 9am. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798; Hoomau.com ‘CONCERT FOR OUR LIVES’ - Sat. Mar 24. This star-studded concert is in support of ending gun violence in schools. Hear student speeches, speak with your elected representatives, register to vote and learn how you can take action. The concert will feature Jack Johnson, Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, Willie K, Landon McNamara, Lily Meola and many surprise guests. Eventbrite tickets are required for all entries. $10 general public and free to students (w/school ID). All ticket proceeds will be donated to organizations that support Maui youth and working on a national level to end gun violence in schools.

This is an alcohol-free event. Doors open at 4:30pm.

5:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org SPRING BREAK HULI 2018 - Sat. Mar 24. Q103 and Judah Sound System presents Spring Break Huli 2018 with Sistah Ash, Inna Guidance, Rootz N Creation, Hayley w/ Current, Koa Hewa and Super Dub Tribe. Hosted by SpenceJah. 21+. $10. 9pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com PIANIST KENNETH BROBERG - Wed. Mar 28.

The Silver Medal Winner in the 2017 Van Cliburn Piano Competition, Kenneth Broberg has been playing since he was six. He’s training like an athlete to compete for the prize in the most prestigious classical music contest in the word. $35, half-off for kids under 12. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

STAGE SHOWS

culture. Check in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘TARTUFFE’ - Thu. Mar 22 - Sun. Mar 25. Hypocrisy is a fashionable vice, and all fashionable vices pass for virtue. Oh Boy Productions, in collaboration with Seabury Hall, present Moliere’s Tartuffe at the ‘A‘li‘kuhonua Creative Arts Center. $20 at the door, payable by cash or check (no credit cards accepted). Showtimes are 7:30pm on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Sunday at 3pm. Seabury Hall, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Mar 24. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy show while their resident ghost Annabelle entertains you. $64-104.50.

5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Mar 27. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com MIGRATIONS: LUAU SHOW - Wed. Mar 28. Immerse in the action of authentic Polynesian dance with master of ceremonies, dancers, musicians and fire artists Manutea Nui E, a hula halau. There will be a traditional ‘awa ceremony with performer at each table and custom head lei made with master lei maker. Enjoy plated, locally sourced Pacific RimHawaiian fusion cuisine followed by an intimate fire pit talk story session with performers. Seating is limited to 50 guests; reservations required. $179.

5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Mar 28. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

‘ULALENA - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. E Hele mai (come)!

Then leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

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NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Mar 22. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how cowboys and the horse became a part of Hawaiian

SPRING CHAMPAGNE HALE AT CLIFF HOUSE - Thu. Mar 22. Welcome back the Veuve Clicquot pop-up bar and lounge and enjoy a variety of cham-

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KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Mar 22. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. Reservations required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

pagnes, perfectly paired with seasonal bites. Offered Thursday-Sunday (no dinner on Mar. 30). Walk-ins only. First come, first served. 4-8pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay DRUMS OF THE PACIFIC LUAU - Thu. Mar 22.

Experience a journey throughout Polynesia. Hear the sound of the conch, the beating of drums and the echoes of Hawaiian chant and an unforgettable fire-knife dance finale. Indulge in Native Hawaiian cuisine, complete with a traditional imu ceremony. Offered daily, go call or go online to make reservations.

4:45pm. Drums of the Pacific at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Drumsofthepacificmaui.com KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Mar 22.

Offered daily, guests can relax and take in the sunset while enjoying a three-course Sunset Menu in the resort’s Banyan Tree Restaurant. It also includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the chef. $65 plus $25 optional wine pairing. 5:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua CRAB LEGS AND PRIME RIB BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Fri. Mar 23. Enjoy a scrumptious buffet featuring crab legs and prime rib while listening to musician Ron Kuala‘au. Ron’s velvety voice and melodic guitar provides a beautiful ambiance featuring Hawaiian and contemporary music. $44.95 per person, and half-off for children 10 and younger. Reservations recommended. 5:30pm.

Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com ‘FRESH SQUEEZED’ FRIDAY - Fri. Mar 23. Sip cocktails prepared by house mixologists Adam, Josh and Maya. It’s followed by the “Official Art Walk After Party” which features a local DJ. 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT FILMS - Fri. Mar 23. Experience cocktails inspired by the stars and classic films of the silver screen. There will also be live music. 7:30pm.

Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com ‘AIPONO DINNER - Sat. Mar 24. The five-course meal will feature cuisine prepared by Japengo Chef de Cuisine Gevin Utrillo and Sushi Chef Jin Hosono. It will be paired with a selection of craft sake imported from Japan. A portion of ticket proceeds will support the University of Hawai‘i Maui College Culinary Arts Program. $125. 5pm. Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; Japengomaui.com FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW Sat. Mar 24. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music from multiple award winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Opening sets by Anthony Pfluke. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Mar 25. Start your morning with a live jazz performance and delicious brunch selections including favorites shrimp and grits, chicken and waffles and steak and eggs. Indulge in the “Buildyour-own Bloody Mary” with a bar of mixers and all the trimmings to make the most decadent libation. 7am-12pm. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Sun. Mar 25. Enjoy a full buffet featuring a Roast Beef Carving Station and a Create-YourOwn Omelet Station while listening to amazing Hawaiian falsetto singer Kaniala Masoe. $27.50 per person, half-off for children 10 and younger.

Reservations are recommended. 10am. Kahili

Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun and Mon. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Mar 25. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm.

Ko Restaurant at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Mar 27. Enjoy tiki-inspired elixirs. 4pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com RUN, RELAX, ROSE - Tue. Mar 27. Ben Auerbach will guide a light run around the resort followed by a relaxing meditation. The evening will conclude with a glass of Veuve Clicquot Rose while you enjoy the sunset. $25.

5pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Wed. Mar 28.

It’s a perfect destination to bring your sweetheart for oceanfront dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW: JOURNEY THROUGH POLYNESIA - Wed. Mar 28. Greeted with a lei, guests will be treated to a Hawaiian luau buffet while enjoying hula performances and music.

There will be traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations and a fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Mar 28. Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings. Ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your palate! 21+. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE ART OF TRASH 2018: RECEIVING DAY - Until - Sat. Mar 31. Artists are encouraged to start collecting, creating, designing and saving recyclable materials that will inspire their pieces for the Art of Trash 2018. Pieces made from natural material–waterfeature pieces and works that include food will not be accepted. Owner Judy Bruder of Duck Soup will be the juror. Entry day is on Saturday, Mar. 31, from 9:30am-3pm. Entry fee is $15 per piece. Entry forms are available online. Art of Trash, (1980 Main St., Wailuku); 808-877-2524; Sharingalohamaui.org ‘GIFTS FROM THE SEA’ ART SHOW - Until - Mon. Apr 30. The ocean continually gives us wonderful vistas, refreshment, fun, fish, shells, corals and more. Linda Ryan’s art celebrates that and will be featured in the Banyan Tree Gallery. 9am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com SOLO ARTIST EXHIBITION–CUDRA CLOVER: HYSTERIA -Until - Fri. Apr 13. Hysteria explores the subject of overstimulation through textiles and multimedia. Along with a selection of her biomorphic silk paintings, Cudra Clover will present elements of these works to create an interactive multimedia experience. Free. 9am-4pm.

Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com JEWELS OF MAUI TRUNK SHOW - Thu. Mar 22 & Fri. Mar 23. Jewels of Maui’s jewelry is all handcrafted using a variety of quality materials. Purchase gems including Tahitian pearls, coral pieces,

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Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm

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Gary Larson; 5:30-8:30pm & Piano w/Dayan Kai (At the Bar) 6-9pm

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Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real w/ Pat Simmons Jr. 9pm; $30

Lukas Nelson & Promise of the Real w/ Pat Simmons Jr. 9pm; $30

Spring Break Huli 2018 w/Q103 & Judah Sound Systems, 10pm; $10

Breakfast & Bloody Mary Bar (Open at 7am)

MON - Live Band & Open Mic, 7-10pm TUE - Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig, 6:30pm WED - Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Maguire, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Scot Freeman, 8pm

MON - Mark Burnett 4:30pm & Evan Shulman 8pm TUE - Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Maguire, 8pm, WED - Brooks Maguire, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe Open Mic 8pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6pm

MON - NFL, TUE - Pool League, WED - Happy Hump Day!

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COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

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seashells, sea glass and semi-precious stones.

8am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Mar 22. View original art and giclees by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 12pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Mar 23. The cafe will be bustling with published local artists creating amazing art, and live music from professional musicians and recording artists.

5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com ART SHOW WITH PATRICK DUNN AND CABRINHA KITES - Fri. Mar 23. See art inspired

by Maui watersports. Free. 5:30pm. Paia Bay Coffee and Bar, (115 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-3111.

FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Mar 23. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase the new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com MAUI FINEST GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Mar 25. Explore Maui’s art and culture while finding unique made on Maui gifts, jewelry, crafts and art from local artisans. Enjoy woodcarving, tapa demonstrations and live music by the Maui Ukulele Sisters. 8am. King Kamehameha III Elementary School, (611 Front St., lahaina); 808-385-7594.

MAUI GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Mar 25.

Enjoy locally made art, jewelry, gifts and crafts from more than 35 local vendors, including Maui Fine Art, Nalu Koa, Lee Olulani Plevney, Footprints in the Sand, Lightsavor Photography, Bodhi Waves, Primitive Vibes Hawaii, Mahina Spirit and more. 9am. Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Mauigiftandcraftfair.com KENSU JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW - Thu. Mar 29.

Maui-based designers Kendra and Suheiwa will be showcasing a range of unique, simple and bold works.

All jewelry is made by hand with real semi-precious stones, gold or silver. 2pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels. com/kapalua-bay

MON - Kincaid Kipahu, 5:30-8:30pm TUE - Brian Haia, 5:30-8:30pm WED - Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm

SIN w/Patrick & Levi 9pm Happy Hour w/ Evan Dove 4-7pm & DJ Assault (Detroit)

Tom Arnold LIVE & Guests, 7pm; $40+

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MON - Whiskey Monday’s, TUE - Happy Hour w/ Kendall Dean 4-7pm & Karaoke w/Casey Jones 10pm, WED-SUN 9pm

SIN w/ DJ Love 10pm; $10

Fresh Squeezed Friday & DJ Leanne

Late Night w/ DJ Gary O’Neal

Trivia Night w/ Professor Fincher, 9pm

WED - Wine Down Wednesday’s w/ Caleb, 8:30pm

Johnny Ringo 6-9:30pm

Gretchen Rhodes & House Shakers, 7-10pm

Thunder N’ Lightnin,’ 7-10pm

Paul Marchetti Duo, 7-10pm

MON - Levi Poasa 6-9:30pm, TUE - Mick Fleetwood & Friends w/ Gretchen Rhodes 8-10pm, WED - TBA

TICKETS ON SALE KUANA TORRES KAHELE - Thu. Mar 29. Kuana Torres Kahele is a musician, vocalist, songwriter and dancer. He’s one of the most popular entertainers performing in Hawaii and Japan. Known for poetryladen lyrics, Kuana currently maintains his own Hawaiian music and culture school in Japan. Now you can see him on Maui. $40, half-off for kids 12 and under.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org CELEBRATION OF THE ARTS FESTIVAL - Fri. Mar 30 & Sat. Mar 31. Returning for the 26th consecutive year, The Ritz-Carlton will convene Hawaii’s most reputable artisans, educators, cultural practitioners, speakers and entertainers. This year’s theme is “Ma Ka Hana Ka ‘Ike…In Work There Is Knowledge.” This festival gives people the opportunity to experience Hawaiian culture through various activities including hands-on art demonstrations, informative speaker panels, historic films, cultural panels, traditional music and dance. 5:45am. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7089; Celebrationofthearts.org ARTIST 2 ARTIST - Fri. Mar 30. Hosted by Henry Kapono and featuring Keola Beamer, the event series is a talk-story about the artist’s career followed by a live jam session. $35-65. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org IMUA’S BOLLYWOOD BALL - Sat. Mar 31. This year, the theme of Imua Family Services’ annual gala is “Festivals of the World–The Bollywood Ball.”

Attendees will enjoy a magical night of Bollywood glamour celebrating spring, happiness, love and friendship. The night will feature an outdoor sunset Maharaja Cocktail Reception, Indian Market Fair and performances by Teal Wicks and Matt Doyle.

Following the main event is the Taj Mahalo After Party with Eric Gilliom and Next Level Entertainment.

Funds raised go to support Imua’s early childhood programs on Maui, Molokai and Lanai. 5:30pm.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Imuafamilyservices.org MAUI MOTOWN DANCE PARTY - Sat. Mar 31.

Head to Wailea and join Adisa Omar, Louise Lambert, Isa Inca, Michale Gusalak and Island Soul

Band members for a night of Motown. Hear the classics of the Supremes, Temptations, Four Tops Smokey, Marvin, Stevie, Gladys and more. $25 advance tickets available at Bounty Music, Chez Fifi, Mulligan’s and online. $30 at-the-door. 7pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Louiselambert.com THE COLOR FESTIVAL HAWAII - Sun. Apr 1.

Imua Family Services invites you to Maui’s first Color Festival Hawaii. It’s a fund and friend-raiser to celebrate the color and diversity of life. The event will feature DJ Boomshot, Eric Gilliom and Band, Shea Butter and The Cream and The Yum Yum Beast. White clothing is encouraged. Event shirts available for purchase. Admission price includes one pack of powdered colors, with additional colors available for purchase. Free-$20. 1pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Imuafamilyservices.org 6TH ANNUAL ‘MASTER OF RETAIL SUCCESS IN MAUI’ - Wed. Apr 4. Here’s a rare opportunity to hear “How I did it” from five small businesses including Kihei Caffe, Maui Cattle Co., Native Intelligence, Two Chicks in a Hammock and Oko‘a Farms. They will take their audience through the bad times and the good, giving valuable insights and advice. RSVP required. $62. 5:15pm. Kahili Golf Course, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-4653; Mauibusinessbrainstormers.org PUNDY YOKOUCHI MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT – 30TH ANNIVERSARY - Sat. Apr 7. The day will be full of good fun, prizes, refreshments, a luncheon at Cafe O‘Lei and a chance to win $10,000 or a new car. $150 per person or $300 for a two-person team; $550 hole sponsorship. Registration 6am. 7am-2pm. The Dunes at Maui Lani, (1333 Maui Lani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-243-4225; Kalimaomaui.org JACKSON BROWNE - Sun. Apr 8. Jackson Browne, known for advocacy on behalf of the environment, human rights and arts education, most recently released Standing in the Breach, a collection of personal and political songs. Accompanying Browne are longtime band mates Bob Glaub, Mauricio Lewak, Val McCallum, Althea Mills, Chavonne Stewart, Jeff Young and Greg Leisz. $45-125, half-off for kids under 12. $250 Guacamole Fund benefit tickets. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org VIEUX FARKA TOURE - Thu. Apr 12. Singer/guitarist Vieux Farka Toure is often referred to as the “Jimi Hendrix of the Sahara.” Son of Grammy-winning Malian musician Ali Farka Toure, Vieux took up percussion and then guitar. His album Mon Pays (“My Country”) refers to his native Mali and serves as a reminder of its beauty and sculpture. $35 in advance, $40 day-ofshow. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THREE MAUI DIVAS: AMY HANAIALI‘I, NAPUA GREIG & RAIATEA HELM - Fri. Apr 13. Napua Greig, Raiatea Helm and Amy Hanaiali‘i take the stage for a great evening of song and music. $12-45.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MARCH 22 EASTER AT QKC - Until - Sat. Mar 31. Easter bunny photographs will be available Mon-Sat from 10am8pm and Sun from 10-5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HALEAKALA CRATER SERVICE TRIP - Thu. Mar 22. Volunteers are sought for a service trip over the Prince Kuhio holiday weekend (Mar 24-26). The group will hike into the Crater from the summit and stay at Kapalaoa Cabin through the weekend. Volunteers will perform tasks related to native species protection, and will also have time for personal enjoyment. Cost of evening meals is shared. Learn more and register online, then contact the trip leader listed on the website. Free.

Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808205-4067; Fhnp.org PHOTOJOURNALIST MATTHEW THAYER - Thu. Mar 22. Matthew Thayer has been a photojournalist at the Maui News for 38 years, and will share highlights of his career including his coverage of the “miracle landing” of Aloha Flight 243. He will also delve into the future of journalism and reminisce on how covering Maui has changed through the decades. Thayer is also the author of adventure series 30,000 B.C. Chronicles, and just released his fifth book last fall.

Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

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845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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MON - Karaoke 8pm TUE - Karaoke & $1 Tacos 9pm WED- Club Night w/ DJ Collelo 9pm

Rick Glencross 7-10pm; no cover

Brian Mansano 7-10pm; no cover

Ori Aviv 7-10pm; no cover

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MON - Jon Bowser, TUE - Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan, WED - Rick Glencross, 7-10pm; no cover

Luau Stew 6:30-8:30pm

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Benny Uyetake, 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake 6-8pm TUE & WED - Sam Ahia; 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Aqua Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Lava Rock Dance Party 10pm; no cover

Live Music, 7-9pm

MON-SUN, WED - Free Pool

Aloha Vibes w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (no cover)

Sexy Saturday’s w/ DJ Big Mike, 9pm (no cover)

Free Karaoke & Drink Specials, 9pm

WED- Ladies Night w $1 Drinks & DJ Big Mike, 9pm (no cover)

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Brooks Maguire 6:00-7:30pm

Karrie O’Neill 6:30-8:30pm

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Celtic Tigers, 7-9pm

MON-Closed, TUE-Mulligan's Magic Show 6:30pm, WED-Willie K 6:30pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAVA ROCK BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 727-2521

Latin Night w/ DJ Grace

MAUI GRILL 2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 667-6100

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS - Thu. Mar 22. Recovered alcoholics share a common purpose: to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need. Public Information committees in AA carry the message of recovery to the still-suffering alcoholic by informing the general public about the AA program. They do this in part through the media, schools, industry and others.

For days, times, locations and/or more information, call email or visit the website. AA Central Office, info@ aamaui.org; 808-244-9673; AAmaui.org

your instrumental, vocal, and technical skills, and learn from award-winning recording artists and composers? You can do all of this and much more in the Institute of Hawaiian Music, which is recruiting new students to begin in Fall 2018. An informational session for prospective students, parents and other interested parties will be held in the Ka‘a‘ike Bldg, Rm 109. 4-6pm. Auditions will be held on April 14, 9am-12pm at Ka Lama Bldg, Rm 105CD. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

nery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

8am. Waipulani Park, (South Kihei Rd.); 808-2142766; Easyyogamaui.com

YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Mar 24. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

HULA DANCE WORKSHOP WITH PAPA HULA Mon. Mar 26. Gain a deeper appreciation of the traditional dance with Papa Hula. Learn about the history of hula, the art of chanting, basic hula footwork and hand movements. Also learn about different instruments and how they are used in hula. There will be a Q&A session following class. 1pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

HULA LESSONS - Thu. Mar 22. Want to learn hula? Drop by the center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

BUSINESS NETWORKING PAU HANA - Fri. Mar 23. Business owners and entrepreneurs can socialize, share ideas and network while having a couple of drinks every fourth Friday. 5:30pm. The Incubator, (250 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-374-2202; Theincmaui.com

CRUISE NIGHT WITH NOCTURNALS CTC - Sat. Mar 24. See Maui’s car and truck club showcase lowriders and lifted vehicles every second and fourth Saturday. Free. 5:30pm. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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MARCH FOR OUR LIVES - Sat. Mar 24. In support of Parkland and the thousands of students around the world who are standing up, letting their voices be heard and demanding that Congress take action to pass legislation to make their schools safe. Gather on the great lawn and hear powerful speeches from students as well as Women’s March Founder Teresa Shook. It’s time for the threat of school shooting to end now. 3-4:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

BEACH CLEANUP: KOKUA KA‘EHU - Sun. Mar 25. Lend a hand for fun and exercise. Bring a reusable water bottle, wear sun protection and sturdy shoes. All supplies and snacks provided.

Let’s keep Ka‘ehu free of marine debris and research what washes ashore. 9am. Ka‘ehu Beach, (Kukona Pl., Waihee); SHARKastics.org

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY - Thu. Mar 22. Seeking volunteers for Animal Caretakers, Support Staff, Office Assistant/Creative Project Development and Groundskeeper/Handyperson. Retirees welcome. Also looking for pet carriers. Not open for public visitation. Contact the sanctuary. Pacific Primate Sanctuary Inc., Pacificprimatesanctuary@gmail. com; 808-572-8089; Pacificprimate.org HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Mar 22. Open to all U.S. military service members, including active duty, disabled and retired veterans. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org UNCLE WAYNE AND THE HOWLING DOG BAND - Thu. Mar 22. Keiki are invited to sing in the New Year with Uncle Wayne and the Howling Dog Band. Earlyeducation specialist Wayne Watkins and his band will provide a rollicking good time, with songs and stories.

Free. 10:30am. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org

FRIDAY, MARCH 23 PRESCHOOL STORYTIME WITH AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE - Fri. Mar 23. A Kihei Charter School student will join the preschool storytime and offer her skills to teach children and their accompanying caregivers some simple signs.

10:30am. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org FELINE FRIDAY - Fri. Mar 23. Every Friday, the Maui Humane Society hosts Feline Friday where you can adopt any cat six months or older for just $5. For more information, call, go online or stop by the shelter between 11am-6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org UHMC INSTITUTE OF HAWAIIAN MUSIC AUDITIONING NEW STUDENTS FOR FALL 2018 - Fri. Mar 23 - Sat. Apr 14. Are you interested in learning about Hawaiian music? Need to develop

SUPER SENIOR SATURDAY - Sat. Mar 24.

Every Saturday, the Maui Humane Society hosts Super Senior Saturday where you can name your adoption fee on any senior pet over seven years old. For more information, call, go online or stop by the shelter between 11am-6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org KARAOKE STAR SATURDAYS - Sat. Mar 24.

Grab your friends or go solo with KJ Dean Sakurai of Star Tracks Karaoke Maui. Free. 5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com POP-UP FITNESS SILENT DISCO SOUND HEALING - Sat. Mar 24. Zenergy Bar will be hosting an outdoor silent disco and sound healing yoga class overlooking the ocean. Participants will wear LED headphones as instructor Amber Tesoro guides you through a yoga practice. Bring your own mat or towel. A Zenergy bar and water bottle will be provided to each attendee. $25. 5:30pm. Kalama Park, (South Kihei Rd.); Therasurf.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Mar 24. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday. 1pm. Lahaina Can-

ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Mar 24. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-39.

4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Mar 25. Get your sweat on! Everybody is welcome. Sundays from 8:309:30am at the Maui Mall and from 9-10am at the Outlets of Maui. Free. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit; 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com REIKI RELIEF LOW-COST COMMUNITY CLINIC - Sun. Mar 25. Reiki is a Japanese energy healing technique. The healing energy works to restore balance and strength to the energy body and helps to cleanse the energy system of lower frequencies that contribute to emotional and physical pain and disharmony. Walk-in or call for an appointment. $20 for 30-minute session. 1pm. Reiki Relief Clinics at POME Maui, (151 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-385-9044; Reikireliefclinics.com POP-UP FITNESS SILENT DISCO SOUND HEALING - Sun. Mar 25. Zenergy Bar will be hosting an outdoor silent disco and sound healing yoga class overlooking the ocean. Participants will wear LED headphones as instructor Amber Tesoro guides you through a yoga practice. Bring your own mat or towel. A Zenergy bar and water bottle will be provided to each attendee. $25. 5:45pm. Launiopoko Beach Park, (Route 30, Lahaina); Therasurf.org

MONDAY, MARCH 26 OUTDOOR YOGA IN NORTH KIHEI - Mon. Mar 26. Registered yoga teacher Sandy Callender will show you how traditional yoga postures and breath work will bring you greater flexibility and a deeper connection to your wholeness. Donation.

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Sign Language ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Like you, I’m loaded with creative ideas. Also like you, I occasionally lack discipline, though I’m getting way better at it. Are you? I’m fond of the way your mind works. You’re often able to cut through bullshit and achieve brilliant insights invisible to everyone else.

What I don’t like about your mind is how you can forget your genius idea as soon as your next flash of inspiration strikes you, and leave it behind forever.

Then you do the same thing with this new idea when the next one comes along, forever leaving behind a bread-crumb trail of outstanding, undeveloped ideas.

That’s why many otherwise gifted Rams never amount to anything. Keep those original concepts flowing–but don’t let yourself get carried away with each one. Pick one and finish it before you move on to the next.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) If you strip the glossy veneer of fame from a celebrity crush, you’ll notice they’re not necessarily much betterlooking than some of the folks in your local coffee shop. Renown adds sex appeal points, no question.

But let’s not be blinded by it. Isn’t it possible that you’re allowing the alluring sparkle of someone’s reputation (real or imagined) to affect your perception of them?

Peel some of that back, won’t you? Who is this person, really? Do your best to honestly assess them, free of outside influence, so you can have the kind of relationship with them you deserve: one of equals.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) When I lived Germany some years back, and I often laughed every time I saw someone sporting that embarrassing (and astonishingly frequently-practiced) socks-and-sandals fashion faux pas. However, although I found it hysterical (especially when I saw them kick off their sandals to play beach volleyball in their socks), I wouldn’t keep it from letting me get to know someone. It is, after all, a cultural difference, and a superficial one at that. Aren’t you getting hung up on something similarly trivial, which is keeping you from connecting with someone who might otherwise be a very good friend to you?

The stars say yes. I say get over it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) Acceptance is this week’s keyword. Even your most trusted friends agree that you’ve done all you can regarding a certain troubling situation. You’ve spoken your piece, apologized and/or made restitution when necessary, and been there in times of trouble. You’ve even made personal changes. Yet the situation persists unaltered. It’s quite simply out of your hands. I think even you, in all your stubbornness, are tired of banging your head against this particular wall. It might feel like failure to throw up your hands and walk away, but it’s not, this time. Walk away. The only way anything will change is if whoever we’re talking about decides to walk after you– and that too, my darling, is not up to you.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Leos don’t respond well to lack of freedom. You need choices. The irony is that the person who most often restricts you is you. Even quite tyrannical bosses will give their employees more flexibility than you sometimes allow yourself. I know Leos who respond to their own high expectations by flouting them entirely; instead of working they wallow in laziness. Give yourself some options, won’t you? Even if they’re options you don’t like, you’ll thank yourself for it. (Today, for instance, I told myself: “Go write, or stay home and give the dog a bath.”) You’ll also get a hell of a lot more done, one way or another.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) At first, new technology is often resisted (even occasionally protested), then eventually embraced until it’s so incorporated into our daily existences that it’s hard to imagine life without it. The computer, television, cellphone, email and even social networking websites have all gone through transitional periods like this.

Ideas do, too, though it’s more subtle and harder to track. (Just look at how attitudes towards marriage and sex have mutated over the last half century for an example.) Your newest ideas (though on a much smaller scale) have to endure this gauntlet of resistance and

eventual acceptance as well, so don’t be discouraged.

Just be positive, patient, and stick to your guns.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) Being your own taskmaster only goes so far. You can sternly tell yourself, “The deadline for this project is March 31stt,” but it simply won’t carry as much weight as your boss warning you: “Get this done by the end of the month, or you’re fired.” That will push you beyond a comfortable level of effort, which is what’s required if you hope to even come close to meeting your own high expectations. You wouldn’t get shit done because you’re actually scared of your boss (hopefully). You’d finish your work because you wanted to keep your job. You don’t need a boss. You need consequences, which are great motivators. Give yourself some.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) You’re not used to being overlooked. It just goes to show that even after you think you’ve experienced it all, there are new experiences to be had, even if they’re not all pleasant. Being forgotten or going unnoticed are never going to stand out as experiences you want to relive again and again, but they are ones you can learn from, and learn to live with. Someday, you’ll be glad you learned to cope with not getting the kind of attention you thrive on, and you’ll also appreciate that attention more, when you do get it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) I planted my balcony garden yesterday. Last year I focused entirely on my favorite bloom, and for one glorious month my balcony played host to dozens of gorgeous bobbing sunflowers–but was fairly barren the rest of the time, since I’d planted nothing else. This year, I decided to plant a “surprise” garden instead, sowing dozens of different kinds of seeds everywhere.

You’ve also tried carefully cultivating a single crop (with both disastrous and brilliant results). However, you’d be better off trying my method this season. Plant many different things, and see what comes up. Have faith, and anticipation. Something great will sprout, something you could never have produced through planning.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) What you’re doing now is like holding your breath and diving underwater, as deep as you can. I get your caution: You’ve not only got to watch for sharks and sea snakes, but also monitor your oxygen supply, and make sure you turn back before you’re halfway out of breath.

However, you’re playing it awfully safe, aren’t you? You haven’t even been panting when you’ve come up for air.

I don’t want you to drown in your own ambitions, but even you could throw caution to the winds a little, right now, couldn’t you? Go on, dive a little deeper. You can.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) What are you taking for granted? There are at least three things that you’re very lucky to have in your life–that most people lack, utterly–and you’re not appreciating them in the slightest. Well, watch out, baby, because this week’s catchphrase is “love it or lose it.”

If you don’t give the best things in your life a little TLC, and soon, they’re not likely to stick around much longer. Go on, get to it. You’re boring when you’re lonely and miserable, so it’s in everyone’s best interest that you make sure everyone you love (and therefore also yourself) feels as happy and appreciated as possible.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Pisces have a flexible relationship to the truth. It’s not that you lack morals; you’re simply quite amorphous beings. You also recognize that we all play different versions of ourselves in different contexts; our online personas differ from the ones we present to our friends and those we bring to work, for example. That yours contradict and often stand in direct opposition to one another is what some people can’t wrap their heads around. How can you go to environmental rallies on the weekends, and then put on a suit and work for Big Oil Monday morning? That’s an extreme example, but you embrace dichotomies like that all the time. This week, your job is to help the rest of us accept those contradictions with the same ease you do.

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