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It was all fun and games until a drunk, naked man and his (also naked) companion crashed into a tree near La Grande, Washington, on Nov. 22. Washington State Patrol spokeswoman Brooke Bova told The Olympian that the couple were engaging in intercourse when the driver missed a curve and left the highway. The woman was hospitalized with broken bones, but her three-month-old child was unhurt in the backseat. The driver, who has three prior DUI convictions, was charged with felony driving under the influence, vehicular assault and endangering a child.

AWESOME! Male residents of Ringaskiddy in Ireland have at least one compelling reason to set down roots there: According to local lore, the nearby Pfizer plant, where Viagra is produced, emits “love fumes” that give men free erections. “One whiff and you’re stiff,” bartender Debbie O’Grady told The Times of London. But Pfizer disputes the tales, with a spokesperson saying: “Our manufacturing processes have always been highly sophisticated as well as highly regulated.”

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ANIMAL ANTICS Dovey the Shar Pei, of Edmond, Oklahoma, might be just a bit jealous of the new baby at his owners’ home. But in a classic passiveaggressive move, he settled on stealing pacifiers.

Scott Rogers and his wife noticed that binkies were disappearing, but it wasn’t until Dovey started vomiting and losing weight in early December that they tracked down the lost items. KFOR-TV reports that Dr. Chris Rispoli of Gentle Care Animal Hospital took an X-ray of Dovey’s stomach and saw what he thought were seven to nine pacifiers. But when Rispoli opened up Dovey to remove them, he found 21 binkies. Turns out, Dovey was taking the pacifiers off the kitchen counter. “We’ve had corn cobs and socks and panties and things like that, but never 21 binkies,” noted Rispoli.

‘THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE REAL’ In Parkland, Washington, state troopers and Pierce County Sheriff’s deputies responded to a call on Nov. 25 about a man who had stopped his SUV in the middle of an intersection and was waving around an AK-47 and screaming about “lizard people.” The 54-year-old Eatonville man obeyed when officers ordered him to lie on the ground, but resisted being handcuffed until officers tased him. He told them he had “snorted methamphetamine to lose weight” and that President Donald Trump had called his home to warn him that the lizard people were coming and his family members were already being held hostage by the “alpha dragon,” according to The News Tribune. “The lizard people are real,” he told police, explaining that he wanted to attract attention so that his “story could be documented for history.”

YIKES! Claudell Curry, 82, and his wife, Odell Marie, 83, heard a loud crashing noise as they watched TV in their San Bernardino, California, home on the evening of Dec. 10. Imagine their surprise when it was NOT Santa Claus, but instead a block of ice the size of a car engine, which had torn through their roof and landed on their bed.

Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Ian Gregor said about a similar incident in November that the ice might have dropped off a passenger airliner, having formed after a leak in the galley.

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During her trip she meets Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, conveying the butcher far more legitimacy than he deserves. “I think we should be ready to meet with anyone if there’s a chance it can help bring about an end to this war, which is causing the Syrian people so much suffering,” she says when asked why she agreed to the visit... Fed up with the election of Donald Trump–a racist, white supremacist, lying, alleged serial sexual harasser–Hana resident Teresa Shook helps organize the Women’s March, a nationwide collection of peaceful protests against Trump on Jan. 21. On that day, many millions of women, men and children across the nation– including nearly 2,000 on Maui, the largest political protest in county history–gather to show their opposition to literally everything Trump stands for… In response to news that Facebook oligarch Mark Zuckerberg filed a bunch of “quiet title” lawsuits to force the owners of more than a dozen small properties on Kauai to sell, Rep. Kaniela Ing, D–South Maui, sponsors a bill that would change the law on quiet title suits.

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t’s been a helluva year, and that’s not a good thing. For the United States, the watchwords for 2017 have been violence and hatred–against women, AfricanAmericans, immigrants, LGBTQ individuals and basically everyone who isn’t a straight white male.You don’t have to be a master at reading the room to know that greed and ignorance are triumphing over notions of cooperation and reason. Maui County may be far removed from the mainland U.S., but that doesn’t mean we’re immune from all that chaos, hatred and uncertainty.

The year 2017 was complicated and disheartening in many ways for Maui County, and there’s every indication that 2018 will be more of the same. So here’s our annual rundown on the highlights of this past year, seen through our eyes. We don’t ask that you agree with our perspective on everything, but we do ask that you think critically about everything that happens around you. All of our well-being depends on it.

JANUARY This year will suck like a Hoover Upright.

Seriously. I could tell a mere two days into 2017, when Maui County Council Chair Mike White presided over the first council meeting of the year. After purging the supposed-to-be non-partisan Office

of Council Services, White used the long, contentious meeting to harden his majority rule by squeezing Councilmembers Alika Atay, Elle Cochran, Don Guzman and Kelly King into a minority power box, from which they will likely not escape for the next two years… You think that’s bad? At its first meeting of the new year, the Maui County Liquor Control Adjudication Board hands down a letter of reprimand and $250 fine (suspended) to the Maui Arts & Cultural Center for allowing male dancers in a June 2016 Thunder Down Under show “expose to view any portion of the cleft of the buttocks”… Hawaii music and film legend Eddie Kamae dies at the age of 89 on Jan. 7.

“By his persistent efforts to reclaim Hawaiian music for his people, Kamae played a key role in helping Hawaiians regain the rich culture that continues to flourish today,” the Hawaiian Legacy Foundation states shortly after his death… Rep. Tulsi Gabbard,

MauiTime reporter Deborah Caulfield Rybak breaks the story that back in December Alexander & Baldwin (A&B) quietly sold 339 acres of old sugarcane land located across Hana Highway from the Paia Youth & Cultural Center for a mere $9.9 million.... The Hawaii state Legislature considers a couple of bills that would impose new regulations on limited service pregnancy centers (so-called “crisis pregnancy centers”) that have a lot more to do with giving anti-abortion information to already-scared young women than actually performing medical services. “These fake clinics often trick women with false advertising,” states Planned Parenthood.

“They may make women think they will be offered unbiased information and a full range of health services”... About that A&B land deal in Paia–turns out that as late as this month A&B was using maps that still showed they owned that parcel during Commission on Water Resource Management contested case hearings to justify how much East Maui water they supposedly needed… On Feb. 8, two days after the filing deadline, Rep. Gabbard finally makes her travel disclosure documents from her January Syria trip public. The forms show that Gabbard actually met with Syrian dictator Assad twice. Though the whole trip was originally paid for by the

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APRIL The Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission starts the month off by fining Maui Rep. Justin Woodson, D-Kahului, 25 whole dollars American for filing a campaign fundraiser notice two weeks after it actually occurred.

The whole idea behind the notices is to alert the public to upcoming fundraisers–something Woodson either doesn’t understand or didn’t care about. Oh, and though Woodson only represents Kahului, his fundraiser took place at the Mandalay Restaurant in Honolulu, probably so Woodson could be closer

fice (OWPO), which was done way back in 2013. Among the best findings was this nugget of wisdom that I guarantee few in county government will really take seriously: “In the Auditor’s opinion, an EA [Environmental Assessment] should have been conducted to comprehensively examine potential impacts of the OWPO demolition and the construction of a six-story building in Wailuku town [which, natch, hasn’t actually happened yet],” states the Auditor’s report. “The County should lead by example and abide by the laws that it expects private citizens and developers to comply with”... Mayor Arakawa decides that the best way to deal with the fallout from his ridiculous, completely unnecessary dissing of “sacred rocks” is to run for Lieutenant Governor. Seriously. He even tells us that he believes current Governor David Ige will lose his bid for reelection and that Kauai Mayor Bernard Carvalho, Jr. will win. Sure, why not…

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to all the lobbyists working the town during the legislative session… So I guess President Mango Mussolini’s promise to “make America great again” meant returning it to the days of terrifying nuclear war scares. Because that’s what we’re now living with in Hawaii.

Newspaper articles, TV reports and social media are all filled with calls for us to “be prepared” because of the “threat” of North Korean nuclear missile attack. Even as public officials like state Emergency Management Administrator Vern Miyagi state that there’s a “low probability” of North Korea attacking us, the headlines and fear-mongering continues… Hey, I warned you this year would suck… Former Maui County Councilmember/future Maui Mayoral candidate Mike Victorino hits two young men while driving through Kahului on the night of April 13 (Maui PD doesn’t believe speed or alcohol were factors in the collision). “Both pedestrians, who apparently tried to cross the street in front of him, sustain nonlife-threatening injuries,” according to The Maui News. “I am devastated by this,” Victorino tells the paper.

“I hurt for them. And I want them to get a speedy and full recovery”... Rat lungworm disease, which is legit scary and potentially deadly, strikes fear in the hearts of everyone on Maui who grows and eats local produce.

Though it seems confined to East Maui at the moment, officials urge everyone across the county to be extra careful when washing and preparing greens that were grown here…

About 1,000 people show up at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center on Apr. 20 to see Rep. Gabbard hold a rare town hall meeting–the biggest showing for any of Gabbard’s town halls across Hawaii this week. Issues of interest include Gabbard’s recent trip to Syria and her questioning whether impeaching Trump would make things worse by elevating VP/ Handmaid’s Tale Commander Mike Pence to the presidency… County Auditor Lance Taguchi releases another juicy auditor’s report, this time on the political “scandal” known as the Destruction of the Old Wailuku Post Of-

A variety of community and environmental organizations sue in Maui Environmental Court to overturn the Maui Planning Commission’s recent acceptance of a Finding of No Significant Impact for ATC Makena Holding’s 47-acre Makena Resort project. “I believe that the project will have significant adverse impacts on the historic, cultural, and environmental resources of the Makena area, and on our ability to continue our traditional and customary practices at Makena,” says Ashford De Lima, President of Ho‘oponopono O Makena, which is one of the plaintiffs in the suit… It took a few months, but residents are pissed at those alcohol rule changes the Liquor Commission approved back in February.

A huge array of activists, current and former Maui Police officers and even former Mayor Charmaine Tavares show up for a May 9 commission meeting to vent their fury. “I’m totally against this 24-hour sale,” Tavares testifies. “This is crazy. If someone wants that, they should CELEBRATING CE ELE L BR BRAT ATIN AT ING IN G 20 0 YEARS YEA E RS OF INDEPENDENCE SINCE 1997

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Not really taking Mayor Arakawa’s recent comments concerning “sacred rocks” very well (though he did apologize after the Office of Hawaiian Affairs issued a statement on why his remarks were short-sighted), about a hundred protesters gather at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center in advance of Arakawa’s annual State of the County address. During the protest, which was entirely peaceful, one activist even starts handing out copies

of a new petition calling for Arakawa’s impeachment over county actions in clearing Iao Stream. “The Mayor worked outside the scope of his authority under the emergency proclamations to protect the public’s safety, and instead took advantage of the emergency situation to use the Iao river bed as a rock quarry for large quantities of harvested material for crushing,” it states… While researching a story on bills moving through the Hawaii Legislature that deal with public employee pensions, I stumble across a January report from Gabriel Roeder Smith & Company on the state’s “unfunded actuarial accrued liability (UAAL)”–its crushing pension obligations. The report is, to put it mildly, astonishing: “[T]he period to fund the UAAL is Infinite (i.e. the UAAL is never expected to be paid off) for Police and Fire and 59 years for the All Other Employees group,” states the report. “The aggregate funding period for ERS [Employee’s Retirement System] is 66 years.” Put simply, it doesn’t look like the State of Hawaii can ever pay off its employee pension debts… Ridesharing company Lyft arrives on Maui, giving much-needed competition to Uber… With the Republicans in Congress hell-bent on obliterating the Affordable Care Act (ACA), I ask an aide with Senator Mazie Hirono, D–Hawaii, about the breakdown of constituent calls on the issue.

Their numbers–71 in favor of trashing the ACA, 1,117 opposed–actually give me a small measure of hope that maybe American civilization won’t get completely gutted…

Well, this year at least… Closer to home, the cowardly, patronizing Glenn Mukai, who runs the county’s Liquor Control department like it’s his private fiefdom, tells a Maui News reporter that he can’t talk to him because county policy forbids it. This is of course bullshit, but given the LC’s recent decisions to hammer nonprofits that ask to have alcohol at their fundraisers, it’s not at all surprising bullshit… Acting on the assumption that it’s terrible there are still public spaces in Maui County somehow free of corporate advertising, the Maui County Council Budget & Finance Committee votes 7-2 on Mar. 29 to explore the possibility of adding sponsorships and concessions to county parks and facilities, meaning you could soon hang out at something like the “Coca-Cola Presents the Kihei Community Center.” “If we go three to five years on pouring rights, there’s a potential for this county to get seven digits,” says Committee Chair/wannabe marketing guru Riki Hokama… Oh, and county buses will be getting ads, too, because we’re all just soulless consumers who exist to buy things, right? “We are excited to bring a high quality transit advertising program to Maui for the first time,” says Jeff De Innocentis of Stone Jetty Advertising. “Maui is an excellent market for interior bus ads because of continuous growth among a wide demographic of bus riders”... Hawaii’s Intermediate Court of Appeals (ICA) throws out a 2014 decision by Maui Judge Kelsey Kawano to dismiss the case State of Hawaii v. Thomas Russo, MauiTime’s publisher, who was arrested in 2012 for photographing two Maui Police officers on Haleakala Highway (Maui prosecutors say Russo failed to comply with the officers’ orders, which led to his arrest, though video Russo shot of before his arrest clearly shows him complying with their orders).

The ICA decision threatens to start the entire prosecution of Russo all over again.

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Cleveland-based organization Arab American Community Center for Economic and Social Services-Ohio, Gabbard then said she’d pay for it herself when reporters discovered potential ties between that organization and Assad’s regime… Here are a few more bills worth watching this legislative session: HB149/SB331 and HB1350/SB421. Both sets of bills impose a whole lot of new regulations on police departments’ use of body-worn cameras–when cops can turn the cameras on and off, when they (and anyone else) can review footage, etc…

During his morning “Ask the Mayor” feature on Hawaii News Now on Feb. 17, Alan Arakawa says “There’s no such thing as sacred rocks” in response to a question on the destruction of rocks in Iao Stream that native Hawaiians consider sacred during recent storm damage cleanup. Arakawa’s evidence? “In Christianity, if I remember the Ten Commandments correctly, ‘Thou shall have no false God before me.’” Woo boy… Peter Martin, Charlie Jencks, Everett Dowling and a few other of Maui’s richest and most land developers gather at the Maui Country Club in Spreckelsville to hear my former editor, writer Steven Greenhut, give a Grassroot Institute-sponsored talk on the costs associated with public employees, their pensions and the unions that protect it all. “We can’t reform anything because of union power,” Greenhut tells the crowd.

“Unions also make it impossible to get rid of bad actors”... Speaking of bad actors, convicted murdered Steven Capobianco managed to get himself arrested in prison on Feb. 19 after getting caught with drug contraband… Rep. Gabbard co-sponsors HR 1227–the Ending Federal Marijuana Prohibition Act of 2017, which would take marijuana off the federal controlled substances list. Given the knuckle-draggers who currently run both the White House and the Congress, look for this bill to go exactly nowhere… With no one really watching, the county Liquor Commission approves sweeping new regulations that now legalize 24-hour alcohol sales in stores and hotels, allow for home-delivery of alcohol and lift the long-standing cap on hostess bars.

move to Las Vegas”... ACLU Hawaii issues a travel advisory for all residents planning on traveling to–wait for it–Texas. “Hawaii residents traveling to Texas need to be prepared for illegal harassment and racial profiling by local authorities when they get there,” ACLU Hawaii Legal Director Mateo Caballero said in a May 9 statement. “Hawaii is the most diverse state in the U.S. and we pride ourselves on the multitude of cultures represented on our islands. It is a sad day when we feel it necessary to advise our residents Continued on page 9

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JULY Speaking of priorities, Maui Community Correctional Center is “egregiously” overcrowded, according to the ACLU Hawaii chapter. In the spring, there were

437 inmates, in a facility designed to house 209 and updated to accommodate 301, reports MauiTime writer Lantana Hoke in her cover story this month on how prison officials–and inmates–are CELEBRATING 20 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE SINCE 1997

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crees in the coming months… On June 15, MauiTime officially celebrates 20 years of providing independent journalism to the people of Maui County. Seriously, we would not have lasted anywhere this long without you, so please treat yourself to something nice for having the patience and intelligence to stick with us for so long. It’s okay–we’ll wait… County Auditor Taguchi turns his auditing sights on the county’s use of procurement cards (pCards), though he doesn’t find anything really salacious.

“Of the nearly 25,000 separate transactions [his office reviewed], we observed no instances of pCards being used at hostess bars,” Taguchi’s report states… Far more depressing is a new paper presented by the Institute for Women’s Policy Research that states women in Hawaii over the age of 65 are more likely to live in poverty than men of that age. Among the alarming statistics is this: for those with a pension or retirement savings plan, women’s median annual income is about 60 percent of men’s ($12,596 compared to $21,344)...

Local author and playwright Wayne Moniz publishes a wonderful new memoir, titled Barefoot Boy in the Mango Tree: A memoir of Maui and Me. It’s insightful, mischievous and one of the truly good things to come of this so-far miserable year… The citizens group Committee for Responsible Liquor Control announces that it will amend its lawsuit against the county to include a new claim that the LC’s new requirements on nonprofits wanting a temporary permit to serve alcohol at fundraisers are excessive and overly burdensome. Are they? You decide: “Under the policy change, now every member of the organization’s volunteer board of directors must provide a statement regarding lifetime employment history among other invasive information,” states Madge Schaefer, who’s also a plaintiff in the suit. “The full legal name and Social Security number of all volunteers who will assist at the event must be provided two months before the event. The donation of liquor for the event is now prohibited”... MauiTime Publisher Tommy Russo and his attorneys decide to appeal the March ICA ruling on State of Hawaii v. Thomas Russo all the way to the Hawaii Supreme Court, in an attempt to get the whole stupid case shut down once and for all. At issue are two key issues: did the ICA mess up on the matter of probable cause to arrest Russo, and did it mess up by not asking if Russo’s 1st Amendment rights were violated?... In this month’s Kahoolawe Island Reserve Commission (KIRC) newsletter, KIRC boat captain Lopaka White talks about how climate change is already affecting restoration efforts on that island. “Kahoolawe does what Kahoolawe wants to do, and we have to adapt to it,” White says. “Now, we need to do more to keep up: brush reduction, road and trail maintenance after each rain event, ensuring our anchors, tie-off lines and moorings are accessible and inspected, etc. More rain means more maintenance, which takes attention away from other priorities.”

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Continued from page 7 residents that it is precisely that diversity that makes them vulnerable to racial profiling and constitutional violations if they travel to Texas”... The Hawaii Legislature recesses with all four police body camera bills I mentioned at the beginning of the year held over until 2018… Guess Tavares still holds some weight with the LC, because the Liquor Commission has agreed to a do-over on all its stupid rule changes–or, at least the three that seem to have all the county in an uproar. Perhaps in the future the commission may want to, I don’t know, ask the public for its thoughts on what rules should change (or go away entirely), but that’s probably way too radical for the LC to even consider… The Maui Redevelopment Agency releases a new report, from Progressive Urban Management Associates (PUMA), that paints a particularly bleak image of Wailuku (perhaps because the county wants to build a big Wailuku Town Parking and Events Facility). “While Maui as a whole has experienced steady population growth, booming tourism, and rapidly rising cost of living, market conditions in Wailuku Town have remained largely unchanged over the last seven years,” states the PUMA report. “Simply, the rising tide on Maui is not lifting all boats. In Wailuku Town, there has been no population growth, as households have been getting older and smaller. Income has become stagnant and unemployment has been rising.

There has been no significant new housing development and the existing building stock is aging and largely unimproved”...

ACLU Hawaii Executive Director Vanessa Chong, who has held the job since President Ronald Reagan got elected to a second term, announces her retirement. The organization says it will conduct a nationwide search for her successor… Extremely high tides rise across the West Maui coast near the end of the month, though there’s nothing unusual about them. “The problem is that we are going to see more and more of this as the sea level keeps getting higher and higher,” Mark Merrifield of the UH Sea Grant Program tells KITV.

trying to cope with all this… Botanist Lloyd Loope, who was instrumental in organizing the county’s anti-invasive species efforts, dies at his home in Makawao. He was 74. So it goes…

Amazingly, the Liquor Commission votes to relax some of those horrific rules for nonprofits that want to serve alcohol at fundraisers. Though apparently you can forget about them enacting other needed reforms like halting their ridiculous prohibitions on dancing in clubs and sacking Director Glenn Mukai… Wow, here’s more good news: Governor Ige signs SB 501 into law. Now known as Act 200, the new law requires all limited service pregnancy centers in the state (like Malama Pregnancy Center in Wailuku) to provide women who come in seeking help complete information about reproductive health services. It’s about time… Remember the coalition of groups concerned about ATC Makena Holdings’ big project down in South Maui? Well, they won a big victory on July 11, when the Maui Planning Commision voted 6-0 to approve the Special Management Area (SMA) area use permit that now includes a settlement agreement containing a lot of conditions on the project. “This settlement is a win-win because it protects the environmental and cultural sites of Makena, but also supports the needs of Maui’s local families,” Sierra Club Maui Coordinator Adriane Raff Corwin says.

“Our negotiations will result in at least 60 units of housing, affordable in perpetuity and priced at or below median income levels, being built on Makena resort land. We have asked that first priority for these homes be given to families with historical ties to the Makena area, giving kama‘aina a chance to return to the land”...

Disgusted with Governor Ige’s vetoing of SB 1240, which would have phased out new aquarium collecting permits, Robert “Snorkel Bob” Wintner forms his own political action committee (PAC), based in Kihei. Wintner says his REEFPAC “is a Hawaii non-candidate Super PAC dedicated to replacing corruption and weakness.” As a Super PAC, it can raise unlimited sums of money from individuals and corporations, but can only spend money on political issues–not candidates or parties… Seriously, you may want to get up and stretch, perhaps even get a snack. We’re gonna be here a while… The group Malama Kakanilua and members

Clare H. Apana and Kaniloa Kamaunu files suit against Maui Lani Partners in Maui Environmental Court. Their goal is to stop Maui Lani from excavating any more sand from Central Maui’s sand hills, which has been potentially disturbing Hawaiian remains… The Hawaii Attorney General’s Office announces that it is charging 52-year-old Maui resident Mark Simonds with 13 counts of violating the county’s leash laws (plus one count of having an unlicensed dog). Missing from the AG’s news release announcing the big prosecution is the whole reason they’re pushing such a ridiculous case: Simonds is a Maui County deputy prosecuting attorney. Multiple news organizations report the AG’s news release verbatim without either mentioning Simonds’ job or any comment from him. “I look forward to exercising my right to due process, and to a full and fair hearing,” he tells me… Oh, wow: Judge Joseph Cardoza grants a 10-day stay on the Maui Lani Partners case, which stops all its sand-removal activities. “It has been over ten years we have been asking Maui Lani Partners and state entities to protect ‘iwi Kupuna, these ancient burials of the sandhills of Maui,” plaintiff Apana says after the ruling.

AUGUST The Hawaii Supreme Court has agreed to hear State of Hawaii v. Thomas Russo.

Who knows when oral arguments will actually take place… There are some seriously ugly things happening in this nation today–violent displays of overt racism being among the worst. On the night of Aug. 13, a group of Maui residents hold a candlelight vigil for those killed at a white supremacist Nazi rally in Charlottesville, Virginia. This is good, but white people must do a lot more. “When white people denounce white supremacy by name, and take action to combat the pernicious effects of white privilege, they starve white supremacist Nazis of the oxygen they need to thrive,” I write in response to the violence, and the vigil.

“Yes, I know it’s difficult for white people to talk honestly about racism to friends and relatives. But it’s nothing compared to what people who aren’t white have to deal with every day”... Hawaii gets a whopping $477,000 as part of a multi-state settlement deal with drug manufacturer Celgene. The deal resolves allegations that Celgene illegally marketed its drugs for cancer treatments that were unrelated to the drug’s FDA-approved uses. If that settlement figure seems low, it’s because it is: Two days after agreeing to the settlement, Celgene reported second quarter revenues in excess of $3.2 billion, meaning Hawaii’s share of the settlement represents just 0.015 percent of what the drug manufacturer made in just three months this year… In response to an incredibly leading question on CNN, Hawaii EMA Administrator Vern Miyagi says, yes, if people in Hawaii are on a beach when they hear the state’s new nuclear attack siren that officials will soon put online, they can find a cave to hide in. If this seems silly to you, it’s only because you’re paying attention. That being said, though Hawaii officials continue to Continued on page 10

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could very much use a drink right about now… State officials start talking exactly how bad sea level rise will impact Hawaii, and it isn’t pretty. “The rising ocean could cost the state $19 billion in lost land and structures, untold millions more in lost infrastructure such as roads and utilities, 116 miles of roadways flooded, 6,500 structures flooded, 20,700 displaced people and the loss of 550 cultural sites by the year 2100, according to the most recent scientific modeling and economic projections,” West Hawaii Today reports on Aug. 20… You know what makes me feel better after a day spent getting

bombarded by bad news? Listening to “In a Sentimental Mood” by Duke Ellington and John Coltrane. Try it sometime… A group of organizations represented by Earthjustice sues the state Department of Transportation over bright lights at airports and harbors across Hawaii.

And no, they’re not joking–the lawsuit alleges that the lights are too bright, and are injuring and killing birds like the Hawaiian petrel and band-rumped storm petrel, which are endangered species.

“The Department of Transportation can’t keep ignoring the Endangered Species Act,” Center for Biological Diversity attorney Brian Segee says. “The department needs to do right by these amazing birds and improve conditions on the ground to offset the real harm cause over the years by these very bright lights.”

For their part, DOT officials insist they respect the Endangered Species Act and are doing all they can.

SEPTEMBER The Straw Wars have come to Maui.

In a bid to reduce the amount of plastic going into landfills (and the ocean), the Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa announces that they will no longer offer singleuse plastic straws to guests. Instead, they’ll hand out paper straws. “Surfrider Foundation asserts that approximately 500 million plastic drinking straws are used and discarded every day in the United States alone,” says resort spokesperson Katelyn Mayer. “We believe that eliminating single-use plastic straws and offering marine-

friendly paper straws, primarily by request only, will help yield big results in reducing the number of straws used and protecting the environment here at Pu‘u Keka‘a”... Despite President Baby Donald’s blubbering assertions that crime is reaching apocalyptic levels across the nation, actual crime stats show the opposite to be true. Same here in Hawaii, where a new crime report from the AG’s office shows that Index Crime (eight crimes that include rape, homicide, larceny, assault and arson) rates have dropped in Hawaii and Maui County to the lowest levels since record-keeping began in 1975… The Hawaii Supreme Court slaps down the DLNR for being too cozy with the aquarium fish trade.

“The justices unanimously agree DLNR’s practice of blindly doling out aquarium collection permits without studying environmental impacts is illegal,” Earthjustice attorney Summer KupauOdo says in a Sept. 6 announcement on the case. “The law demands and Hawaii’s people have every right to expect more from the agency charged with conserving our natural resources”... In a race that already includes former Councilmember Mike Victorino, current Councilmember Don Guzman and (maybe) Lt. Gov. Shan Tsutsui, progressive Councilmember Elle Cochran announces that she’ll run for Maui Mayor in 2018. “Often times I have stood up as a lone voice for issues that meant something to this community,” she says on her campaign website. “In the face of adversity it can be difficult at times to stand your ground, but I have never been

one to back down from a difficult task or a complicated problem, especially when it’s the right thing to do”... Hey, this is actually good: Rep. Gabbard co-sponsors an amendment to restrict loathsome U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions from expanding the equally loathsome practice known as asset forfeiture. “While some will tell you this [asset forfeiture] is necessary to go after big drug cartels, the reality is the median value of the adoptive forfeiture seizures is around $9,000,” she says in a Sept. 13 announcement. “Not only is this median value not a sign of major drug trafficking operations, but seizures tend to be focused on poorer neighborhoods”... The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) officially lists the ‘i‘iwi (aka the scarlet honeycreeper) as a threatened species. The bird, which once nested throughout Hawaii, can only be found today in a narrow band

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OCTOBER Though the MPD was very vocal about the numerous body camera tests they conducted over the last couple of years, it’s been rather silent about actual camera deployments. In fact, in the first week of this month a MPD spokesperson tells me that 89 patrol officers in Lahaina, Kihei, Hana, Lanai and Molokai are all wearing cameras, with plans to complete the rollout in the next few weeks. This news comes as US Senator Brian Schatz calls for a new federal program that would help equip all departments with body cameras.

While these things at first looked like great ways to keep cops accountable, evidence is now pretty clear that since most departments (including Maui’s) allow their officers to turn the cameras off when it suits them, they hold little promise for actually providing real protection for the general public… With women around the world telling their stories of sexual harassment and assault on social media with the

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#MeToo movement (which was started a decade ago by activist Tarana Burke), US Senator Mazie Hirono is not happy when new survey surfaces showing that nearly 40 percent of National Park Service (NPS) employees have been sexually harassed.

“This report confirms what we’ve known for some time–there is a pervasive culture of workplace harassment in the NPS,” Hirono says on Twitter. “Continued silence & inaction are unacceptable. We must

A new county Office of Economic Development report states that though the actual numbers of tourists coming to Maui are higher than ever, their spending is actually around pre-Recession levels. To fix this, the report says we need to do everything: protect more marine resources and bring in even more tourists–even if we have to expand Kahului Airport to do it. “Higher-spending visitors from Asia and Oceania are unlikely to come to Maui in large numbers unless and until Kahului Airport can receive direct flights from these areas,” states the report.

In response, Maui Tomorrow Executive Director Albert Perez says “we don’t have the infrastructure for the visitors we have now. Our infrastructure hasn’t changed since 1990, when they first called for direct international flights”... Senator Schatz co-introduces a bill with a seven other

Democratic Senators that prohibits President Orange Face from “starting a preemptive war against North Korea, absent an imminent threat or without express authorization from Congress.” Given the way our president–and all the craven sycophants who surround him– lie about literally everything and basically try to do whatever the equally craven jellyfish who make up the Republican majorities in Congress allow them, this bill has zero chance of actually doing anything… The Hawaii Supreme Court hears oral arguments in State of Hawaii v. Thomas Russo. But rather than do so in their usual chambers, everyone flies to Hilo so they can hear the case as part of their Courts in the Community program (probably because the whole thing hinges on Freedom of Speech). On Nov. 9, the arguments take place before a bunch of students who’ve already read up on the case and held mock trials. “It was a privilege to have my case presented in front of so many well-prepared young minds,” Russo says the next day. “I’m glad the Supreme Court chose my case to use as a teaching tool. It was great fun to be in front of the highest court in the state, dealing with an issue that’s so important to all of us as we continue to embrace new technologies”... Island Air shuts down on Nov. 10 after struggling financially for a few months. So it goes… The great Maui County Deputy Prosecutor dog leash case finally comes to an end, with Simonds pleading no contest to a single count of violating Maui County’s leash law. The court fined him $50, then dropped the dozen or so remaining charges. Don’t you feel safer now?... Speaking of (in)justice, you know what else Maui Police officers can do with their body camera footage? They can watch it before they write incident reports–a practice that civil rights CELEBRATING 20 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE SINCE 1997

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groups say potentially allows officers to create “false beliefs” about how incidents actually went down. Oh, and MPD prohibits citizens filing complaints about officers from viewing relevant body camera footage. Also, it currently lacks a policy governing the use of facial recognition tech to identify anyone who appears in the footage… Another group of citizens sues the DLNR, this time for allowing permitted tour boat companies in Ka‘anapali to use up all the public access beach parking. “We fought to get these public access parking stalls required so local people could also enjoy the beach at Ka‘anapali,” plaintiff Randy Draper says. “These public stalls are not to be used by the hotels and they shouldn’t be available to outsider commercial outfits either”... The actor and singer Jim Nabors, long a Hawaii resident and owner of a beautiful mac nut farm in Hana in the 1990s, dies at the age of 87. RIP Gomer Pyle, you will definitely be missed.

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provide oversight & resources to ensure NPS employees have a safe working environment”... MCCC inmate Daisy Kasitati is found dead in her cell on the afternoon of Oct. 12. Prison officials say her exact cause of death is pending, but add that they don’t suspect foul play… Barnes & Noble says it will close its Lahaina store, the only purveyor dedicated to the sale of new books left on Maui. The store manager blames problems with the leaseholder–“Sales are excellent,” she says, “This has nothing to do with the community”–while Lahaina Gateway Center says the decision was the bookstore’s. Either way, it will be a tremendous loss of not only a source of new books, but also a venue for community events… Maui News Publisher Joe Bradley tells readers that starting Nov. 13, the paper will no longer do home deliveries. Sending the paper to subscribers through the mail will also kill the paper’s Sunday edition, the largest and most popular issue printed each week. “Our goal here is to provide dependable delivery to our customers at the most affordable price,” Bradley says in a note to readers… And now for some very good news: citing a huge outpouring of community support (following MauiTime’s coverage of the impending closure), Barnes & Noble announces that they will not close their Lahaina store after all…

County Auditor Lance Taguchi releases the greatest municipal audit report in human history, on the huge and likely unnecessary premium pay and overtime costs incurred by the Maui Fire Department. It’s packed with sputtering vitriol from Fire Chief Jeffrey Murray–at one point he makes the astonishing assertion that Taguchi’s audit will “compromise the safety of a community”–and Taguchi’s beautifully sarcastic responses... Oh no! Lt. Gov. Tsutsui now says he wants to spend more time with his kids and won’t run for Maui Mayor in 2018.

Whatever, brah... On Oct. 26, Maui Police arrest one of their own–Tristan Hickman– for alleged Abuse of Family or Household Member. After posting $1,000 bail, Hickman gets moved to “administrative duties” while investigations continue… On the last day of October, Maui News Publisher Bradley backpedals on his previous home delivery announcement, saying that reader complaints have convinced him to keep the Sunday edition and their regular home delivery.

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of East Maui forets and the Big Island’s windward slopes. Though happy with the announcement, Dr. Hanna L. Mounce of the Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project says there’s still “a long way to go to making sure we don’t lose ‘i‘iwi”... Remember the news about MCCC overcrowding? Well, things over there are much, much worse than anyone thought because documents we obtained show that the prison’s fire control system has been a mess for at least the last two years, and will take another year or so to be put right. A trail of correspondence between state safety inspectors and public safety officials dating back to 2015 show numerous problems with fire alarms, control panels and emergency exit doors. While a prison spokesperson assures us that while the fire control system is currently operational, it’s also clear that a massive amount of work has yet to be done to fix everything… After 37 years, the Maui Bulletin publishes its last issue. So it goes.

DECEMBER At 11:45am on the first of the month, state officials test their new nuclear attack warning siren throughout Hawaii. The siren is rather like a wailing police siren.

It’s also a monthly reminder that President Adolf Twitler’s greatest accomplishment has been to reintroduce nuclear terror into our everyday lives… Hey, was it really necessary for Mayor Arakawa to take a nearly $5,000 trip (paid for using county money, according to The Maui News) lasting two weeks to the Czech Republic, Austria, Spain and the Netherlands in October? Is that really the best use of his time and our money?...

U.S. Senator (and former Saturday Night Law star) Al Franken announces that he will resign from the Senate, following repeated allegations from multiple women that he sexually harassed them.

The announcement comes is a result of heavy pressure from Franken’s female colleagues, including Senator Hirono.

“Today, I am calling on my colleague Al Franken to step aside,” Hirono says on the morning of Dec. 6. “I’ve struggled with this decision because he’s been a good Senator and I consider him a friend. But that cannot excuse his behavior and his mistreatment of women”... County of Maui officials call for proposals to set up free public WiFi at a variety of county facilities, prompting me to wonder if good-intentioned projects like this will only hasten the collapse of human civilization by shoving even more of us onto toxic social media landscapes. Yeah, I’m weird like that… You know what, let’s end this thing on a high note. On Dec. 14, the Hawaii Supreme Court hands down its decision on State of Hawaii v.

Thomas Russo. In a 40-page opinion authored by Justice Richard Pollack, the court completely dismissed the case with prejudice, meaning their opinion is on the merits of the case and the County of Maui can’t file a new claim on the matter. It’s a complete, stunning rebuke of a ridiculous five-year prosecution that should never have happened. The Supreme Court made clear Maui Police officers should never have arrested Russo because he was doing nothing wrong and complying with their instructions. “We’re very pleased with the results,” attorney Jake Lowenthal says after the decision is handed down. We believe this is a significant ruling and it’s going to help the citizens of Hawaii understand what exactly their First Amendment rights entail.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Mandel, most recently a judge on America’s Got Talent, began his career as a stand-up comedian. When everything falls by the wayside, he says stand-up is his “savior.”

“Stand up is my staple,” said Mandel.

“It’s the thing I never leave regardless of what I’m doing. That’s how I started, and that’s what I will always do.”

For more than 40 years in the entertainment business, Mandel has stayed true to that promise. Over the years he’s appeared in multiple films, both as a character and voice actor, hosted comedy specials as well as the popular game show Deal or No Deal, and has been with America’s Got Talent for eight seasons. Through it all, he’s done 200 comedy shows a year.

“I am writing all the time,” said Mandel.

“I have a plethora of material to draw from, but I look for those special in-the-moment things. It’s like a big party, and I’m just trying to be the center of attention!”

Mandel got his start at the comedy club Yuk Yuks in Toronto but was really discovered when he became a regular performer at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles. His stand-up routines became famous for his silly and outrageous on stage antics, his involvement with his crowds, and his adult humor.

“My audience has a tendency to be a lot more vocal than other comedians, and I welcome it,” Mandel said.

He often uses props in his routines. In his early years, he even did a gag where he placed a surgical glove over his nose and head. He would blow up the glove by exhaling until it would fly off his head. Then he’d turn to the usually hysterical crowd and say, “it’s you.”

“It’s a big fun electric, dangerous time,” Mandel said. “There are no marks to hit, no lines to recite, no editing to be done and each show is different than the night before.”

Mandel is also the creator of the Emmy-

nominated children’s animated television series Bobby’s World. In the show, Mandel voiced Bobby, whose squeaky voice became a staple for his comedy, hilariously contrasting the often R-rated jokes and stories he tells. While Mandel is most famous for his family-friendly appearances on television, his stand-up is definitely geared more towards adults. “Don’t bring the kids to my stand up,” he said, laughing.

Mandel has also long advocated for mental health awareness, publicly speaking

HOWIE ON MAUI With Kathy Collins Saturday, Dec. 30 7:30 pm 1 Cameron Way, Kahului 808-242-7469 Mauiarts.org about his own Obsessive/Compulsive Disorder on many occasions. Despite his struggles, Mandel says that his time on stage “is the most comfortable time in my life.”

As far as America’s Got Talent is concerned, Mandel couldn’t be happier. “I feel like a kid in a candy store to even have that job,” he said. “I watch TV 24-7–anyone doing something on stage intrigues me. So to get paid to stand there and watch–doing what you’d be doing alone in your underpants at home–I feel like I’m the luckiest guy in the world. Today, with every household having a choice of cable with 300 stations to view, or YouTube, or video games, the fact that people recognize you, and are even aware of your name, is amazing. People always come up to me and ask if I mind if they take my picture. The truth is, I’ll mind when there’s no longer a need to take my picture!” ■ jen@mauitime.com For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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2018 Maui New Year's Events fire-knife dance. During the 5-8pm showing the buffet will feature prime rib and roasted potatoes in addition to traditional island favorites. The special late night luau is from 9pm-midnight, and includes a traditional luau, along with a complimentary souvenir photo and keepsake frame, party hats, noise-makers and sparkling wine. Enjoy an upgraded buffet with prime rib, roasted potatoes and added desserts.

Reservations required. (Hyatt Regency Maui, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka’anapali); 808-667-4727; Drumsofthepacificmaui.com THE GREEK OVEN - Sun. Dec 31. Indulge in a 5-course New Year’s Eve dinner created by Chef Santuzza Kapsalis. Priced at $80 per person and discounted for children. There are two seating times available, 5pm and 7pm, reservations required.

BYOB. (810 Kokomo Rd., Haiku); 808-575-9752; Thegreekovenmaui.com KA‘ANAPALI BEACH HOTEL - Sun. Dec 31.

Guests can come together to ring in the New Year at the Resorts Tiki Terrace Restaurant for a celebration dinner from 5-9pm. Cost is $75 per person and includes glass of champagne and party favors, and $45 for children 6-12.

Reservations required. (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0124; Kbhmaui.com WESTIN MAUI RESORT - Sun. Dec 31. Spend

an intimate evening at Relish Oceanside and celebrate the New Year with a delicious four-course plated dinner with optional wine pairing from 5-10pm. Cost is $115 and $160 with wine pairing and $50 for children. (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-661-2992; Westinmaui.com

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ing in the new year in classic Maui style, with festive dinners, booming fireworks, rockin’ parties and live entertainment. Hau‘oli Makahiki Hou! MONTAGE KAPALUA BAY - Until Sun. Dec 31.

The Champagne Hale at the Cliff House will offer a Holiday pop-up bar and lounge Dec. 28-31 from 4-8pm. Guests will experience the finest Maui sunsets while enjoying a variety of champagnes perfectly paired with an innovative dining menu. Cane and Canoe will offer a four-course prix fixe New Year’s Eve dinner from 5:30-10pm, priced at $110 per person.

Enjoy Kona Kampachi Crudo, Lobster Carbonara, Hawaiian Snapper, Australian Lamb Rack, Lilikoi Mousse and more. (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-6626600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay THE WOODEN CRATE - Sun. Dec 31. Enjoy a

New Year’s Eve Celebration dinner featuring items such as, spiced walnuts, Gorgonzola, Maui Cattle Company Tenderloin, Lemongrass and Ginger Kauai Prawns, whipped Molokai potato, Ratatouille Ravioli with Pine Nut Pesto, Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie, Almond Cake and more. Cost is $85 and $43 for children 6-12. There are two dinner seatings: 5pm and 7pm. Reservations required via Eventbrite. (Lumeria Maui, 1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Eventbrite.com THE RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA - Sun. Dec 31.

Children are invited to create their very own special holiday craft during the New Year’s Eve craft event at the resort's Candy Cane Lane from 10-11am. The Banyan Tree Restaurant will offer a New Year’s Eve four-course dinner with a glass of Dom Perignon, a caviar bar and live entertainment. There will be two

seating times: 5pm and 8pm, cost is $218 with optional wine or champagne pairing for $80, threecourse children’s menu also available for $58. The Terrace’s New Year’s Eve Buffet Dinner will feature a lavish buffet of island-inspired tapas and interactive chef stations–complemented by traditional Hawaiian music and hula dancers from 6-10pm. Cost is $138 and $48 per child. The New Year’s Eve Masquerade Ball will take place from 9pm-1am at Salon Prefunction. Count down to the New Year in style, toast with Veuve Clicquot champagne and enjoy entertainment by Nuff Sedd. There will be a Premium Open Bar, Tray Passed Hors d’oeuvres, party favors, a photo booth and more, cost is $250 per person.

The New Year’s Creatures of the Night for Children will take place at Candy Cane Lane from 9pm-1am.

Children five and older will venture into the night to experience heightened sensory awareness while observing nocturnal wildlife. After the explorations, children will enjoy movies and games while countdowning to the New Year. Cost is $94.95 per child. (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU CENTER - Sun. Dec 31.

Celebrate the New Year at the second annual Let’s Noon Year’s Eve Together from 11am-1pm. Enjoy an array of family festivities with keiki crafts, face painting, balloon making, strolling magic and the Resolution Wall. The countdown to the mega balloon drop will begin just before noon and Next Level Entertainment will spin festive family tunes and giving away prizes.

(275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com DRUMS OF THE PACIFIC - Sun. Dec 31. Ring

in the New Year with Polynesian songs and dances, including the unforgettable Samoan

CASANOVA ITALIAN RESTAURANT - Sun. Dec 31. Ring in the New Year with Latin Music featuring Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo. Dinner starts at 5pm special priced at $100 per couple, regular menu also available. $20 cover charge after 8pm. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com SHERATON MAUI RESORT - Sun. Dec 31. Ring in the New Year with a specialty prix-fixe dinner at the resort’s Black Rock Kitchen. Start off your meal with three tasting appetizers, followed by a choice of entrees, then finish on a sweet note with tastings of two desserts. Cost is $145 and includes one glass of prosecco or $195 and includes wine and champagne pairing and party favors. A limited a la carte dinner menu will also be available. Reservations are required. 5:30pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-921-4600; Sheraton-maui.com MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Sun. Dec 31.

Best place to watch fireworks while celebrating New Year’s Eve in Wailea. Enjoy a Prime Rib Dinner Buffet from 5-9pm and live music with Soul Kitchen from 7-10pm followed by a live DJ. $75. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-250-8288; Mulligansontheblue.com WAILEA BEACH RESORT - Sun. Dec 31. Enjoy a star-studded New Years Eve Party featuring entertainment by: Steven Tyler, Alice Cooper, Michael McDonald, Pat Simmons, Dave Mason, Weird Al Yankovic, Lynda Carter, Willie K, Bob Rock, Lily Meola, Ray Benson of Asleep at the Wheel, David Draiman of Disturbed and much more. The event begins at 7:30pm and there will also be midnight fireworks, private rooftop viewing and a full bar available. Tickets are $675 per person to benefit the Maui Food Bank and the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. (3700 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-1922.

AHIMSA SANCTUARY FARM - Sun. Dec 31. Join in an all ages, alcohol-free New Year's Eve celebration of fun with a variety of special performers and great food. 8pm-2am.

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Celebrate in elegance, mystery, and style at the New Year’s Eve Masquerade Ball in the Nahele Room with music and videos spun by DJ Blast from 9pm-1am. Prizes for best dressed and best masquerade mask along with other surprises. Tickets are $35-125 and includes: midnight champagne toast, pupus, and dessert bar. A cash bar will be available. Roundtrip transportation available from Kihei and Kahului for an additional fee. (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-4653; Kahiligolf.com

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THE DIRTY MONKEY - Sun. Dec 31. Dress to impress, as Andrew Dana and Casey Jones brings you to the New Year. 9pm-2am. (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Sun. Dec 31. Bring in 2018 with music by Double K. There will be party favors, drink specials and a champagne toast at midnight. 9pm-2am. (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com KIMO’S - Sun. Dec 31. Celebrate the end of the year with DJ Sateva. 9:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com TAVERNA KAPALUA - Sun. Dec 31. Ring in the

New Year in Kapalua from 10pm-1am. Enjoy Grey Goose drink specials and live entertainment with DJ Dustin and Maui House Collective. $20 prepay or $25 at-the-door. Private tables available. NYE dress enforced. 21+. (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com DOWN THE HATCH - Sun. Dec 31. Ring in 2018

at the “Bubbles and Black Ties” party brought to you by Ketel One and Chandon USA. There will be a champagne toast featuring Chandon and DJ LOVE will be performing to send you dancing your way into new year. Get fancy and dress to impress. Formal attire required.

10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT - Sun. Dec

31. Ring in the New Year with a special Tour of the Stars New Year’s Party from 11pm-midnight.

The rooftop stargazing party includes champagne, chocolate covered strawberries, and party favors.

There will also be specials at Japengo and a pool party at Umalu. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com BILL MAHER’S ANNUAL NEW YEAR’S OF COMEDY - Mon. Jan 1. For the seventh year in a row,

Bill Maher will be ringing in the New Year in Hawaii!

Making the celebration extra special this year, Maher will welcome actor and Grammy-nominated standup comedian, Bob Saget and comedic impersonator Reggie Brown. $79.50 - $99.50. 7:30pm. (Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MULTIMEDIA FOR THE NEW YEAR - Sat. Jan

6. Ebb and Flow Arts presents an unforgettable evening of artistic and musical exploration. Emmy award-winning Tom Vendetti will showcase his new 3D film, “Exotic Cambodia,” alongside 3D film presentations by Gary Greenberg and Peter Swanzy. There will also be live performances

by EFA Multimedia Group featuring Paul Marchetti, John Zangrando, Danny M, Lisa Buell and Francis Kane. Free. 7:30pm. (ProArts Playhouse, 1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Ebbandflowarts.org ■

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, DEC. 28 JOHN CRUZ – The next edition of the Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s Hawaiian Music Concert Series will be with John Cruz. Everyone is welcomed to enjoy an evening of soulful music and slack key mastery. There’s limited seating, so bring blankets or low-backed beach chairs. Free. 6pm.

Baldwin Home Museum, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org/baldwin-homemuseum. Photo courtesy of Facebook/John Cruz

MARK JOHNSTONE – See Mark Johnstone at Charray ley’s Restaurant and Saloon. Johnstone’s Thursday night shows in Paia are definitely the hot spot on Maui’ss nNorth Shore. Enjoy dinner at Charley’s and stay while listenibes. ing to jazz and blues that will make your heart jive to the vibes.

142 Free. 6:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

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BBBS CHARITY EVENT – There’s a Big Brothers Big Sisters (BBBS) charity event at Maui Brewing Company in Kahana. By providing mentoring programs, BBBS provides invaluable services to disadvantaged children on Maui. Maui Brewing Company will donate half the evening’s beer profits to the organization, so enjoy a cold one in support of Maui’s youth. 6-10pm. Maui Brewing Company, (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; Bbbshawaii.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/BBBS of Maui

PHIL LESH & FRIENDS – Phil Lesh and Friends will perform at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC) on Thursday, Dec. 28 and Friday, Dec. 29. The band consists of Phil Lesh (bassist of the Grateful Dead), Grahame Lesh, Ross James, Alex Koford and Jason Crosby.

Think of it as your chance to wear tie-dye and get loose while celebrating the upcoming New Year. $140-150. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

FRIDAY, DE DEC. EC. C. 2 29 LANAI 5TH FRIDAY – It’s time for another Lanai 5th Friday Town Party. Celebrate and support Lanai’s local community with live music, food vendors, local artisans, fashion, keiki activities and a stunning sunset. There’s a special Fifth Friday Package which includes a round-trip ferry ride between Lahaina Harbor and Manele Harbor, round-trip ground transportation between Manele and Lanai City and an event passport. Cost for the package is $60 per adult and $50 per child. 5:30pm. Lanai Town Party, (Dole Park, Lanai City); 808-270-7710; Fifthfridaylanai.com.

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STEVE EARLE – Solo Sessions presents Steve Earle at the MACC. Earle is a folk troubadour, rockabilly raver, contemplative bluesman, honky-tonk rounder, snarling rocker and even bluegrass practitioner. He’s also written a novel, a book of short stories, a play and has appeared on television and in films. See him on stage with special guest Pat Simmons Jr. $30-65.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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SATURDAY, DEC. 30 HOWIE ON MAUI – See Howie on Maui at the MACC. Howie Mandel is a comedian and judge from NBC’s America’s Got Talent. He’s got more than three decades worth of experience as an entertainer, so you’ll surely enjoy a night of humor and captivating storytelling. Please note that this show will include adult content. $39-129. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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MIKE LOVE - See Mike Love perform in Paia. Born and raised on Oahu, Love is more than just one of reggae music’s rising stars. Solo and with his band, he’s toured the country playing more than 250 shows this year. His innate roots reggae musical skills are infectious and joyful. $20 pre-sale or $25 at-the-door. 7pm. Island Fresh Cafe, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-633-2770; Islandfreshcafe.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SATURDAY, SATU TU UR RD DAY DAY AY, DE D DEC. C. 3 30 N NIGHT BEFORE NEW YEAR’S EVE SHOW – T There’s a Night Before New Year’s Eve Show at Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon. Kanekoa will be on stage celebrating the upcoming New Year and playing hits from their album Sonic Fruit Volume IV. Throughout the night, they’ll also be joined by the Gypsy Pacific band, Alex Kent and more. 21+. $15.

8:45pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

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SUNDAY, DEC. 31 EUPHORIA NEW YEAR’S EVE MASQUERADE BALL – Euphoria’s New Year’s Eve Masquerade Ball will be at Afterglow Yoga in Wailuku. The event will begin with a four-course sit down vegan dinner and desserts prepared by Chef Sara of Sweetwater Culinary. After dining, the evening will continue with dancing to music from DJ Diva Deva and special guests. Don’t forget to wear a mask! Tickets available online, but there are just 50 available. $30 per person or two for $50. 8:30pm-1am. Afterglow Yoga, (145 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-268-9723; Afterglowyoga.com. Photo: Flickr/Mateus Lunardi Dutra

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JOHN POPPER – John Popper of Blues Traveler will play at Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon. Celebrate New Year’s Eve on the North Shore with an uplifting night of rock n’ roll and legendary harmonica skills. Popper will be joined on stage by Blues Traveler bandmate Ben Wilson. This is a seated show, so get your tickets early on Eventbrite before they sell out. 21+. $70-100.

9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

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TUESDAY, JAN. 2 HUI NO‘EAU JURIED EXHIBITION RECEIVING DAY – This is the day to submit your original art to the 2018 Hui No‘eau Juried Exhibition. The Hui is looking for both local and mainland artists to participate, and there is no theme for the exhibition. All creative collaborations are welcome. Entrants must be 16 years and older and artists are allowed to enter three submissions that have been created in the past two years. A prospectus and entry forms are available online. 9am-4pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com. Photo courtesy of Hui No‘eau

BILL MAHER – Bill Maher’s annual New Year’s of Comedy will be at the MACC. Maui fans can expect the unexpected and a ton of LOL moments. Maher will be joined on stage by comedian Bob Saget and comedic impersonator Reggie Brown. $79.50-99.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo: Facebook/Bill Maher

WEDNESDAY, JAN. 3 COOPER FAMILY DANCE WORKSHOP – The ninth annual Cooper Familyy Dance Workshop will take place at the MACC. Sheryl Cooper and her daugh-ters Calico and Sonora return to Maui with this unique and energetic dance class. The class will have three segments broken down into jazz, contemporary and hip hop. All proceeds benefit the Alice Cooper Solid Rock Foundation. s $20 per segment or $45 for the whole night. Sign in at 4:45pm, class starts at 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului);; 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Marnie Meuser

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1. BLADE RUNNER 2049 A dream come true for moviegoers and a gift to anyone who craves science fiction as more than a special effects showcase. Director Denis Villeneuve took on a seemingly impossible assignment and created a worthy, suitably challenging film that didn’t need nostalgia or even familiarity with the 1982 original to be satisfying. Every scene has dramatic power and purpose and every actor (from Harrison Ford’s MVP supporting turn to Dave Bautista’s haunting appearance) is in line with Villeneuve’s precise tone and complex narrative.

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hat a strange movie year 2017 was. Twelve months ago, who could have imagined that M. Night Shyamalan’s Split would be the year’s first huge hit and provide a major comeback?

Or that the all-star The Dark Tower would vanish quickly while the smaller scale It wound up being a genre classic? Did anyone predict that Jordan Peele’s Get Out would become a definitive 2017 satire while Alexander Payne’s Downsizing would prove a major bust? The good and the bad evened one another out.

The year was full of surprisingly great

It

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adults acting like children. For a story about a rotten childhood, there’s a lot of laughter and compassion here. Another dramatic acting milestone for Adam Sandler and one of the best films ever made about a family rediscovering its identity after being broken apart

4. IN THIS CORNER OF THE WORLD Sunao Katabutchi’s animated film depicts life in Japan before and after the bombing of Hiroshima. There is pain and heartbreak here but also a surprising amount of humor and sweetness. The animation (both photo-realistic and intentionally cartoonish) is breathtaking, making this somehow more real than any live action reenactment could have been.

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2. ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD If you know all the behind-the-scenes drama, then what stands is kind of a miracle. Taken as is, Ridley Scott’s roaring true-life kidnapping saga is another recent triumph. Scott once again weaves a gripping, intoxicating story with his trademark exploration of class differences and the social divide. At the center of it all is Christopher Plummer’s towering performance, a portrait of a man so rotten and yet so fascinating, we can’t look away.

5. COLUMBUS This little gem, writer/director Kogonada’s debut drama, is about two lost souls bonding

7. WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES The best of the new Apes trilogy and a standalone masterpiece that blends grand storytelling, neo-western elements and topical allegory. Matt Reeves’ film has moments that broke my heart and made my eyes widen in awe.

8. JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 Not just a superior sequel but a master class in action movie filmmaking. In its own lean, compact way, it’s every bit as impressive as Mad Max: Fury Road. The final scene is pure poetry.

9. THE DISASTER ARTIST James Franco’s bizarre-but-true Hollywood story made me laugh until I cried. Based on one of the funniest books I’ve ever read,

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sequels (like Danny Boyle’s great T2: Trainspotting) and the expected turkeys (has there ever been a worse Tyler Perry movie than Boo! 2: A Madea Halloween?).

Even comic book movies were drastically hit (Wonder Woman) and miss (Justice League). The films just outside of my Top 10 are Alien Covenant, The Beguiled, Jane, Wind River and A Ghost Story.

My final Top 10 are bookended by Ryan Gosling flicks, include two Ridley Scott productions, an unintentional even split of mainstream and independent films and even a film directed by James Franco.

Truly, it was a strange year.

young cast and big genre thrills, nothing in Stranger Things comes close to matching this.

3. THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES (OLD AND NEW) Easily the best and funniest of Noah Baumbach’s movies about self absorbed

The Disaster Artist

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over their love of art. Starring John Cho and Haley Lu Richardson (of Split), this quiet but impactful, gorgeous work made a splash at Sundance and is currently on Hulu.

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6. IT Some avoided “the scary clown movie” and missed out on its rich depiction of outcast kids overcoming the literal and figurative monsters plaguing their childhoods. As an ‘80s-set fantasy with a

Franco’s unexpected triumph somehow inspires with its tale of a desperate, untalented artist who wound up making movie history.

10. SONG TO SONG The final in a trilogy of Terrence Malick’s experimental dramas about modern day romance, this one is his most problematic but is overstuffed with moments of visual bliss and intuitive, revealing performances. ■

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Film

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

MALL MEGAPLEX

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle- PG13- 2D

Doctor Who: Twice Upon a Time -PG- 2D

THU 10:45 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 7:00 7:30 8:00 9:45 10:15 10:45, 3D THU 5:15, 2D FRISAT 10:45 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 4:45 5:15 7:00 9:45 10:15 10:45, 2D SUN 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 4:45 5:15 7:00 9:45 10:15 10:45, 2D MON-WED 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:15 4:45 5:15 7:00 9:45 10:15 10:45.

Coco- PG- 2D THU 11:30 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:40, 2D FRI-WED 11:30 2:10 4:35 7:10.

Father Figures-R- 2D THU 11:15 1:50 4:30 7:15 10:00, 2D FRI-WED 11:15 1:45 7:30 10:00.

Pitch Perfect 3- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:25 7:45 10:10, 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:25 7:45 10:10, 2D SUN 12:45 3:00 5:25 7:45 10:10, 2D MON-WED 12:45 3:00 5:25 7:45 10:10.

The Revengers Squad-NR- 2D FRI-WED 11:00 1:40 4:25 7:15 10:00.

Daddy’s Home 2- PG13- 2D THU 12:00.

Unexpectedly Yours-NR- 2D THU 2:15 4:50.

THU 7:00.

All The Money In The World-R- 2D THU 10:00

1:30 4:30 7:30 9:40 10:30, 2D FRI-WED 9:50 1:10 2:50 6:10 9:20.

Darkest Hour-PG13- 2D THU 9:20 12:40 3:50 7:10 10:20, 2D FRI-WED 9:40 12:40 3:50 6:50 9:40.

Downsizing-R- 2D THU 9:20 12:40 3:10 6:10 9:20, 2D FRI-WED 9:20 12:50 4:00 7:20 10:40.

Pitch Perfect 3-PG13- 2D THU 9:30 12:30 2:00 4:10 7:40 9:50, 2D FRI-WED 10:30 1:20 4:20 7:10 10:10.

The Shape of Water-R- 2D THU 1:00 4:30 6:50 10:10, 2D FRI-WED 10:10 1:00 4:10 7:10 10:20.

The Greatest Showman- PG- 2D THU 9:00 12:20 3:20 6:30 9:30, 2D FRI-WED 9:20 12:00 3:40 6:40 9:20.

Ferdinand-PG- 2D THU 9:50 1:10 4:00 7:00 9:50, 2D FRI-WED 9:00 1:00 4:10 7:00 9:50.

THURS | 12/28

THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK JOHNSTONE & FRIENDS Star Wars: The Last Jedi- PG13- 2D THU 9:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 2:30 3:30 4:00 6:00 7:00 9:30 10:30, 3D THU 9:30 11:30 12:30 3:00 6:30 7:30 10:00 11:00. 2D FRI-WED 9:00 10:00 10:30 11:00 12:00 2:30 3:30 4:00 6:00 7:00 9:30 10:30, 3D FRI-WED 9:30 3:00 4:00 6:30 7:30 10:00 11:00.

Disaster Artist- R- 2D FRI-WED 10:50.

Justice League- PG13- 2D THU 9:40 3:40, 2D FRI-WED 1:30 4:40 7:40.

Thor: Ragnarok-PG13- 2D FRI 9:10.

6:30-8:30PM • NO COVER

FRI | 12/29 THE NEVERMINDS

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS THE BODHI FLAIR 9:30pM • $15 • Tickets available at www.CharleysMaui.com

SAT | 12/30 KANEKOA

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS GYPSY PACIFIC OPENING SET BY ALEX KENT

8:45PM • $15 • KANEKOA ALBUM RELEASE PARTY FOR SONIC FRUIT VOLUME IV

SUN | 12/31

NFL SUNDAY TICKET

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Pitch Perfect 3- PG13- 2D THU-WED 1:15 4:15

7:30 10:15.

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle- PG13- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 7:00, 3D THU 1:00, 2D FRI-WED 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi- PG13- 2D THU 12:00 3:35 7:15, 3D THU 10:50. 2D FRI-WED 12:00 3:35 7:15 10:35.

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alive, then go on the road to find him. Stars Owen Wilson and Christopher Walken. 113 min.

THE REVENGER SQUAD - NR - Action/ Comedy - The Revenger Squad decide to reveal their superpowers. Stars Vice Ganda, Daniel Padilla and Pia Wurtzbach. 111 min.

FERDINAND - PG - Animation/Comedy - A bull named Ferdinand is mistaken for a wild beast and captured. Now he and his friends must find his way home. Voices by John Cena and Kate McKinnon. 106 min.

NOW PLAYING ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD - R - Crime/ Biography - The story of the kidnapping of John Paul Getty III, and how his mom had to beg her billionaire grandfather to pay the ransom. 132 min.

COCO - PG - Animation/Adventure - Disney Pixar’s story of a young musician enters the Land of the Dead to solve a mystery. 109 min.

DARKEST HOUR - PG13 - Drama/Biography Gary Oldman portrays Winston Churchill during the dark early days of World War II. 125 min.

DOWNSIZING - R - Comedy/Sci-Fi - A guy thinks he can have a better life if he shrinks himself. Stars Matt Damon and Christoph Waltz. 135 min.

FATHER FIGURES - R - Comedy - Two fraternal twin brothers find out their dead dad is actually

THE GREATEST SHOWMAN - PG - Musical/ Biography - A musical look at P.T. Barnum and the birth of show business. Stars Hugh Jackman. 105 min.

JUMANJI: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE PG13 - Action/Adventure - Four teens get zapped into an old video game console and have to find their way through a strange jungle. Stars Dwayne Johnson, Kevin Hart and Karen Gillan. 119 min.

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI - PG13 Action/SciFi - Luke Skywalker’s been found, but will he help the Resistance defeat the evil First Order? Stars Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, John Boyega and Oscar Isaac. 152 min.

LAST CHANCE

THU/FRI Dec 28 - 29 7:30 pm Castle A MACC Solo Sessions Concert

Steve Earle

Special Guest Pat Simmons Jr.

FRI Dec 29 7:30 pm McCoy Comedian, Actor, TV Host

Howie Mandel

With Special Guest Kathy Collins

DADDY’S HOME 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Brad (Will Ferrell) and Dusty (Marky Mark) deal with their fathers (John Lithgow and Mel Gibson, respectively) during the holidays. 98 min.

SAT Dec 30 7:30 pm Castle

7th Annual New Year’s Show!

Bill Maher with Bob Saget & Reggie Brown

DOCTOR WHO: TWICE UPON A TIME - NR - Sci-Fi - The Doctor (Peter Capaldi) comes face to face with… the Doctor. Of course.

100 min.

MON Jan 1 7:30 pm Castle

PITCH PERFECT 3 - PG13 - Music/Comedy Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson return for a final Bellas show, this time as part of a USO tour. 93 min.

THOR: RAGNAROK - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - Thor, who’s kidnapped and forced to fight the Hulk, must fight the evil Hela and save his home. 130 min.

FRI Jan 5 7:30 pm Castle

THE SHAPE OF WATER - R - Drama/Fantasy - A mute janitor forms a bond with a strange aquatic creature. Stars Sally Hawkins and Octavia Spencer. Directed by Guillermo del Toro. 123 min.

UNEXPECTEDLY YOURS - NR - Comedy/ Romance - Thirty years after high school, two former friends find their lives change dramatically when they become neighbors. 120 min.

JUSTICE LEAGUE - PG13 - Action/Adventure Wonder Woman, Batman, Aquaman, et al get the gang together to fight intergalactic bad guys. 120 min.

Ozomatli & G LOVE With a Dance Floor!

GALLERY

Schaefer Portrait Challenge 2018 Jan 16 - March 18 Tue-Sun 10-5 Free Admission

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shan Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar STAGE SHOWS ‘ULALENA - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Dec 28. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The menu will be seasonal and prepared on location

by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. BYOB. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com BURN’N LOVE - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Dec 30. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Jan 2. Fun for all ages, be amused and amazed by a highenergy comedy and magic show. Free. 6:30pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Jan 2. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone.

Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Jan 3. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani, Lahaina); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE RAISE MONEY AND AWARENESS FOR THE HAWKSBILL SEA TURTLE - Until - Sun. Dec 31. One of Maui’s critically endangered species, the Hawksbill Sea Turtle, is so rare that many lifelong residents have never seen one. Hawaii Wildlife Fund partners with five-local business with a portion of proceeds from a featured Naked Turtle Rum cocktail to be donated to the Hawaii Wildlife Fund. Cocktails and bars include: Naked Runner at South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei; Honu Hemingway at Wai Bar, Wailuku; Seasonally Fresh Fruit

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Mojito at Flatbread Company, Paia and Save Squirt at Down the Hatch, Lahaina. 8am. Hawaii Wildlife Fund; Wildhawaii.org KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Dec 28. Offered daily, guests can sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu in the resort's Banyan Tree Restaurant which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. Cost is $65 and wine pairings are available for an additional $25 per person. 5:30pm.

The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua CRAB LEGS AND PRIME RIB BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Fri. Dec 29. Enjoy a scrumptious buffet featuring crab legs and prime rib while listening to Maui musician Ron Kuala‘au. $44.95 per person, and half-off for children 10 and younger.

Reservations recommended. 5:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com ‘FRESH SQUEEZED’ FRIDAY - Fri. Dec 29. Sip “Fresh Squeezed” cocktails, prepared by house hua Hopkins and Maya craftsmen Adam Rio, Joshua Hattch, (658 Front Alexander. 6pm. Down the Hatch, -4900; St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com POHAKU KU‘I ‘AI - Sat. Dec 30. Waiohuli taro farmer Norman Abihai will discuss Pohaku Ku‘i ‘Ai (poi-making tools). Also, Keokea and Waiohuli homesteaders will share bananas, citrus, kabocha squash and otherr homegrown produce as a pu Makahiki-season ho‘okupu ees. (community gift) to attendees.

11am. Keokea Market Place, (Mile Marker 17, Kula).

Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com

Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com

FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Dec 29. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com

SUNDAY NIGHT LAU LAU - Sun. Dec 31. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood lau lau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com MAUI CHEF’S TABLE - Sun. Dec 31. Join an unforgettable culinary evening that explores the modern tastes and textures of Maui’s local and organic produce and proteins with nine courses led by Chef Jeff Scheer. Wine, beer and specialty cocktails are available for purchase. 6-9:30pm.

Maui Trop Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoa Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); Mau Mauichefstable.com

T TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Jan 2 2. Have fun with paper umbrellas, outlandish garnishes and expertly layered cocktails.

Inspired by the tropics, and highlighting the UT KO classic style that made C E CH ttiki a world phenomenon, EEK N A W C e enjoy tiki elixirs and THE YOU OF Ex Exotica-era tunes. 4pm.

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S K E C G I P Lua Luana Lounge at Fairmont PA ON Kea L Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 80 808-875-4100; Fairmont. com/kea-lan com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

'T N O D T! E G FOR

FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Dec 30. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by, multiple award winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Opening sets by Anthony Pfluke. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm.

Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

FOOTBALL SUNDAY FUN DAY - Sun. Dec 31. Cheer on your favorite team while enjoying a special football Sunday menu and full bar. Menu highlights include Football Fried Rice, Corned Beer Hash Loco Moco and the Hail Mary cocktail.

Kama‘aina will get 20 percent off on food with valid Hawaii ID. 7am. Alaloa Lounge at The RitzCarlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Dec 31. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, attend a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights.

Relax and enjoy a live musical jazz performance with new brunch selections each week in addition to the regular menu including favorites Shrimp and Grits, Chicken and Waffles and Steak and Eggs. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 10am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Sun. Dec 31. Enjoy a full buffet featuring Roast Beef Carving Station and Create-Your-Own Omelet Station while listening to singer Kaniala Masoe. $27.50 per person, half-off for children 10 and younger. Reservations recommended. 10am.

CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Wed. Jan 3. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with oceanfront dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Jan 3.

The Hawaiian Luau buffet and Huaka‘i Journey through Polynesia show includes a lei greeting, traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations and complimentary Mai Tai and Juice. There will be beautiful Hula performances and music and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Jan 3.

Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings, ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your palate. 21+. 8:30pm.

Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE ELLEN LEVINSKY - Until- Mon. Jan 1. Fabulous feather art by Ellen Levinsky will be featured in the Banyan Tree Gallery and she will also be demonstrating in the gallery on Thursdays from 11am-4pm. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Dec 28. View original art and giclees by local Maui artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf

MAUI FINEST GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Dec 31. Explore Maui’s art and culture while finding unique made on Maui gifts, jewelry, crafts and art from local artisans. Enjoy woodcarving and tapa demonstrations and live music by the Maui Ukulele Sisters. 8am. King Kamehameha III Elementary School, (611 Front St., Lahaina); 808-385-7594 MAUI GIFT AND CRAFT FAIR - Sun. Dec 31.

Enjoy locally made art, jewelry, gifts and crafts from over 35 local vendors, including Maui Fine Art, Nalu Koa, Lee Olulani Plevney, Footprints in the Sand, Lightsavor Photography, Bodhi Waves, Primitive Vibes Hawaii, Mahina Spirit and more.

9am. Lahaina Gateway, (305 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Mauigiftandcraftfair.com

TICKETS ON SALE LEFTOVER SALMON’S VINCE HERMAN Thu. Jan 4 - Fri. Jan 5. Two shows. $15 pre-sale online or $20 at the door per show. 21+. 9:30pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com G LOVE AND OZOMATLI - Fri. Jan 5. G LOVE and Ozomatli join forces to take you on an unforgettable musical journey. G LOVE, with his solo acoustic, foot-stomping, street-side blues, will warm the stage for Ozomatli, renowned for their riotous live shows, featuring a unique blend of salsa, hip-hop, reggae, rock, merengue and funk. A third set will feature G Love and Ozomatli together, bringing down the house in a full octane dance party. $40-60. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI CANNABIS CONFERENCE - Sat. Jan 6 - Sun. Jan 7. This conference will bring together a diverse group of cannabis industry leaders to educate, network and promote cannabis awareness. There will be an exhibition and vending hall, Maui Wowie VIP Party featuring The Grouch from Living Legends, mobile clinic and more. Speakers will include Andrew DeAngelo, Harborside Dispensary; Senator Roz Baker; Teri Freitas Gorman, Maui Grown Therapies and Richard Ha, Lau Ola Dispensary. A 329 medical cannabis license is NOT required for entrance.

Tickets are $20 per day, $50 Maui Wowie VIP Party or $75 all access pass. 10am. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Mauicannabisconference.com WILLIE K AND FRIENDS BLUES FEST - Sat. Jan 6. Join Willie K as he hosts special guests from near and far for an evening that will be diverse, eclectic and electrifying. Tickets: $10 (Kids 2-12 General Admission), $40 (Adult General Admission), $65, $85 with a limited number of $250 VIP packages. Gates open at 5pm. 6pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org AN EVENING WITH JUDY COLLINS - Fri. Jan 12.

Blues Bear Hawaii presents singer, songwriter and folk music icon, Judy Collins. She’s on tour in support of her latest release “Strangers Again,” a collection of duets with some of her favorite male artists, including Don Mclean, Michael McDonald, Jeff Bridges, Willie Nelson and Jackson Browne. $40-65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAOLI’S 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY CONCERT - Sat. Jan 13. Join Maoli as they celebrate 10 years of good music and great fans. They will share the

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Aloha Friday BBQ & Live Music 4-6pm & Kapali Keahi, 5:30-8:30pm

Gary Larson, 5:30-8:30pm & Piano w/Dayan Kai (At the Bar) 6-9pm

NYE Prix Fixe Dinner, 5:3010pm

TUE- Brian Haia, 5:30-8:30pm, WED- Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ Dudley DePonte, 9pm-midnight

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NYE w/ Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo (dinner and music) 5pm/8pm, $20

MON Closed TUE Open for Dinner, WED - Ladies Night 2.0’s w/ DJs, 10pm, $5/$10

Mark Johnstone & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm no cover

The Neverminds w/ The Bodhi Flair, 9:30pm $15

Kanekoa w/ Gypsy Pacific & Alex Kent, 8:45pm $15

NFL Sunday Ticket & NYE w/John Popper (Blues Traveler), 9:30pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Maguire, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Scot Freeman, 8pm

MON - Mark Burnett 4:30pm & Evan Shulman 8pm, TUE - Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Maguire, 8pm, WED - Brooks Maguire, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe Open Mic 8pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6pm

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1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

NFL Football, SIN, Patrick & Levi 9pm

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DJ Gary O’Neal, 9pm

DJ Illz, 9pm

NFL & NYE Bash w/ Andrew Dana & Theron

TUE - Karaoke A-Go-Go, WED - SIN w/ Andrew Dana, 9pm

SIN w/DJ Love, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday 6:30pm & DJ Duo Da Unkos

DJ Gary O’Neal

NYE Bubbles & Black Ties w/ DJ Love, $30

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Gretchen Rhodes & House Shakers, 7-10pm

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stage with Maui’s own Nuff Sedd, Sly Dog and TFlatz along with a few special guests. Pre-sale tickets are $25 available at YNVU in Kahului and Mr. Subs in Lahaina or online. $35. 5pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Maolimusic.com NATALIE AI KAMAU‘U - Sat. Jan 13. With “the voice of an angel,” four-time Na Hoku Hanohano Female Vocalist of the Year and Miss Aloha Hula, Natalie Ai Kamau‘u is one of Hawaii’s vocal treasures. Captivating audiences internationally, Natalie’s voice has the ability to shake your soul as her heart is heard in every note and lyric. $40. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org DIPLO - Sun. Jan 14. Electric Palms presents Thomas Wesley Pentz, better known as Diplo.

One of the most dynamic forces in music today, he’s as much an international brand as he is a musician, DJ and producer. Local openers to be announced. $35-70. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org NEW SHANGHAI CIRCUS - Mon. Jan 15 - Tue. Jan 16. China’s most daring acrobats, jugglers, balance artists and contortionists return to Maui for the year’s grandest family spectacular. These highly skilled, rigorously trained and multitalented acrobats will enthrall you as they bend and twist with graceful movements to form living sculptures.

Monday, Jan. 15, 4pm and 7:30pm; Tuesday, Jan 16, 4pm and 7pm. $12-35. 4:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org JIM BRICKMAN ‘PURE PIANO: THE GREATEST HITS’ - Thu. Jan 18. Experience the sounds of award-winning hit-maker, pianist and recording artist Jim Brickman as he brings one of the most entertaining and romantic concert events of the year. The evening will include stirring solo piano hits and timeless collaborations like “Valentine,” “Angel Eyes” and “Love of My Life.”

Tickets: $35, $45 and $55 ($55 ticket holders also have access to the post-show meet-andgreet). 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

MISS MOKU O KA LOKE HULA PAGEANT - Sat. Jan 20. Bringing back the festive “hula days” of the past, this first solo hula pageant will highlight an individual’s confidence, stage presence, style and talents. $45. 4:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org BUY BACK THE BEACH: MALAMA KIPUKA - Sat. Jan 20. Hawaiian Islands Land Trust (HILT) will host its 17th annual Buy Back the Beach: Malama Kipuka Benefit Luau. The event brings together Hawaii’s committed conservation supporters for an island-style pa‘ina under the stars. Guests will be treated with ono luau fare, complimentary cocktails, live and silent auctions and live entertainment. $175. 5pm. Old Lahaina Luau, (1251 Front St., Lahaina); 808-244-5263; Hilt.org/buy-back-the-beach-2017 LISA FISCHER AND GRAND BATON Sat. Jan 20. After four decades of singing background for icons, Lisa Fischer has stepped into her own spotlight, accompanied by the inventive musicians of Grand Baton. The band’s organic fusion of African, Middle Eastern, Caribbean rhythms, psychedelic soul and progressive rock awakens and ignites Lisa’s flexibility and freedom of expression. $35-65.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org BROADWAY POPS FEATURING GARY MAUER AND ANNE RUNOLFSSON - Sun. Jan 21. Maui Pops Orchestra’s annual sellout Broadway Pops concert features the vocal talents of Anne Runolfsson and Gary Mauer with returning guest conductor Jason Howland.

These outstanding artists will perform a wonderful selection of show tunes, including some Rodgers and Hammerstein favorites. $20-60. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org AOTERAROA’S FINEST - Thu. Jan 25. This is music that fuses cultural roots, memorable tunes and honest gripping lyrics by Maori singer/ songwriters Maisey Rika, Rob Ruha and Seth Haapu. They’ll be joined by Horomona Horo, New Zealand’s leading practitioner in traditional Maori instruments. All are superb musicians and performers, revered for their artistry and

Maori activism, positioned at the forefront of a new generation of indigenous performers in Aotearoa, New Zealand. $40. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org BOOK TRUST BRINGS MAGICAL CELEBRATION TO MAUI - Sat. Jan 27. Book Trust’s sixth annual fundraising extravaganza has been custom-designed to delight all your senses. This Treasure Island themed event will feature live entertainment and Caribbean cuisine prepared by Chef Tylun Pang and the Fairmont culinary team. Guests will have the opportunity to bid on live and silent auction items including travel packages, fine art, activities and more.

All proceeds will go towards supporting Book Trust’s work in Maui County and Hawaii. $150.

5:30pm. Fairmont Kea Lani Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Booktrust.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28 ‘ONE PUKA PUKA: THE PURPLE HEART BATTALION’ EXHIBIT - Thu. Dec 21 - Wed. Feb 28. 2017 marks the 75th anniversary of the formation of the 100th Infantry Battalion, comprised almost entirely of Nisei from Hawaii.

The original exhibit consists of five panels, and covers the overall story of the Nisei experience in WWII. They include the background stories on the 100th Infantry Battalion, the 442nd Regimental Combat Team, the Military Intelligence Service, the Rescue of the Lost Battalion and the Legacy of the Nisei Veterans as they returned home.

9:30am. Sugar Museum, (3957 Hansen Rd., Pu‘unene); 808-871-8058; Sugarmuseum.com HEADS UP BASKETBALL: HIGH SCHOOL CLINIC - Tue. Dec 26 - Fri. Dec 29. Hawaii Basketball girls Maiki Tihada Viela, Milika Taufa and Lia Galdeira combined their experiences to bring Heads UP Basketball clinics at the Lahainaluna High School gymnasium. Open to players seventh grade through high school.

This clinic concentrates on offensive and defensive skills. Cost is $120 for four-day clinic. Drop-ins are $40/day. Space is limited.

The first 30 registrations will be entered in a drawing to win a free one-hour training session

with Lia. All clinic participants will be entered into a raffle for a chance to win other prizes.

8am. Heads UP Basketball; 808-866-8235; Headsupbasketball.com VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY - Thu. Dec 28. Currently seeking volunteers for Animal Caretakers, Support Staff, Office Assistant/Creative Project Development and Groundskeeper/Handyperson.

Retirees welcome for all positions! Pacific Primate Sanctuary is not open for public visits. If you have any pet carriers that you would like to donate, please contact them. Pacific Primate Sanctuary Inc., (Pacificprimatesanctuary@gmail.com, Haiku); 808-572-8089; Pacificprimate.org HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Dec 28. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled and retired veterans. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY FOSTER S.O.S. Thu. Dec 28. The Maui Humane Society is seeking immediate short-term foster homes for dogs due to crowded conditions at the organization’s kennel.

The Maui Humane Society will provide all supplies and information needed to become a foster home to a shelter dog. Visit the shelter anytime MondaySaturday, 11am-6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Dec 28. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS Thu. Dec 28. Recovered alcoholics share a common purpose: to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need. Public Information committees in AA carry the message of recovery to the still-suffering alcoholic by informing the general public about the AA program. They do this in part through the media, schools, industry and others. Info@aamaui.org; 808-244-9673; AAmaui.org

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MON- Monday Night Football & free pool, TUE - $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & 9-Ball Tournament

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INTERNMENT: STORIES FROM MAUI EXHIBIT - Fri. Dec 29 - Fri. Feb 23. On Feb. 19, 1942, President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066 authorizing the internment of Japanese Americans. U.S. military personnel began rounding up Japanese residents in Hawaii whom they perceived as being influential in the community. The exhibit will feature personal stories, photographs and information on the two locations on Maui which served as detention centers. The exhibit is open Mon-Fri, 12-4pm and Saturdays by appointment.

Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd.); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org

FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Dec 31. Get your sweat on! Everybody is welcome. Sundays from 8:309:30am at the Maui Mall and from 9-10am at the Outlets of Maui. Free. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit; 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com

PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Dec 29. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 30 ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Dec 30. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-39. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com BENDS AND BREWS - Sat. Dec 30. Join PopUp Yoga Maui in a special all-levels yoga class, then savor some brews in MBC’s Kihei Tasting Room. Cost includes the yoga class and your first drink. Must be 21+ to participate.

Reservations recommended. $20. 11:00am.

Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Dec 30. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Dec 30. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

GIRLS IN THE LINE UP: GIRLS BEACH DAY Sun. Dec 31. All kids 8-18 who identify as female e beach with are invited for fun day at the s. Learn water games and sports. dling, skills in SUP, canoe paddling, ng. windsurfing and swimming.

Start with a little breakfast, a fun beach workout and then get in the water for more fun. Free. 8am. Hawaiian Canoe Club, (Kahului Harbor); 808-893-2124; Hawaiiancanoeclub.org

Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays for individuals age 50+. A voluntary contribution of $20 per month is suggested to offset the cost of the program.

Registration is required. 9:30am. Hale Mahaolu Ehiku, (56 Ehiku St., Kihei); 808-463-3166; Halemahaolu.org

Jazz Guitarist Gary Larson 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Gary Larson and Eric van Ketel Jazz Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

HEADS UP BASKETBALL: ELITE GUARD CLINIC - Tue. Jan 2 - Fri. Jan 5. Hawaii Basketball girls Maiki Tihada Viela, Milika Taufa and Lia co Galdeira combined their experiences to bring Heads UP Basketball clinics at the Lahainaluna High School gymnasium.

Th This clinic is for advanced h high school basketball p players and highlights all skills that guards need to be successful. Cost is $120 for four-day clinic. Drop-ins are $40/ d Space is limited. The day. fir 30 registrations will first be entered in a drawing to win a free one-hour training sessio with Lia. All clinic session participan will be entered into a participants ch raffle for a chance to win other prizes.

8am. Heads UP Basketball; 808-866-8235; Headsupbasketball.com

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com

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Guest will learn about the history of hula, the art of chanting, basic hula footwork and hand movements and also learn about different instruments and how they are used in hula. There will be a Q&A session following class. 1pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

TUESDAY, JANUARY 2 ENHANCEFITNESS - Tue. Jan 2. EnhanceFitness has led to proven improvements in strength, flexibility, balance, cardiovascular health and social engagement in the elderly. The program will meet on

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3 OUR STORY STUDIO - Wed. Dec 27. Learn to write better, navigate publishing and rework stuck ideas. Led by teacher, coach and seasoned local storyteller Nancy Taylor (N.T. Arévalo), these workshops provide the camaraderie and creative play all writers need. Each week, they’ll focus on a different storytelling technique, look at how other pros have done it and get drafting. $30 day-of price/per class; $25 pre-pay/paypal; or $150 for the six-week class. 5pm. Seabury Hall, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 956-997-4830; Ourstorystudio.blogspot.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIES KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/auntieskitchen CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:308:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Solo

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:307:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:307:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI RESORT - Thu, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Clifdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Damian Awai 10:30am-1:30pm; Fri, Evan Dove and Steven Monroe 10:30am-12:30pm; Sat, Kendall and Ryan Incerpi 10:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Alex Calma 10:30am-12:30pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 10:30am12:30pm; Tue, Jason Tepora 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Brant Quick 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Garrett Probst and Keali’i Lum 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

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Medical science doesn’t have all the answers.

But neither does acupuncture or homeopathy, or whatever New Age claptrap you might ascribe to.

But let’s be fair and realistic here; they probably all have some of the answers, and perhaps, when put together in the right way, you might get something like a complete picture. Open-minded resourcefulness is the name of the game this week.

In fact, that’s a contradiction in terms, since your destination can’t be reached by pursuit of just one path. Only by taking the high road, the low road, and a myriad of middle roads will you ever arrive there.

That’s a lot of ground to cover, I know. Get going.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Classical music is both subtler and more dramatic than most of our more modern stuff. Our lives are so saturated by orchestral compositions that we barely notice them. You’re waiting for something dramatic to happen—someone spectacularly declaring his or her love, for example–but you’re bound for disappointment. Like classical music, this week’s important events are all subtext. However, although nothing’s likely to be spelled out for you as such, I still think you should have no trouble interpreting their meaning; all you need do is listen carefully.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Don’t bother with any New Year’s resolutions this year. They’re so not your style. Overnight changes don’t work for Pisceans. You need to do things gradually, in stages. Two steps forward, one step back. Trying to quit a bad habit overnight is about as likely to work as deciding to wake up as the opposite gender tomorrow. Having no goals or deadlines, however, would also be a mistake, so may I suggest a Piscean compromise? Declare your intentions for 2018 this week, but don’t unreasonably expect yourself to achieve them any time soon. Give yourself a timetable, one that you can actually keep yourself to.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Unlike our Piscean brothers and sisters, you Rams are free to embrace New Year’s with as much intention to change as you can muster. You’re capable of overnight reversals–and sometimes, when you get enough positive reinforcement for them, you can even stick to them for the long-term.

You might as well make a big, bold list of impressive intentions for 2018. The bad news is that you’ll definitely fail at some of them. The good news, however, is that you can also expect to succeed at most of them, at least this year.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You do your most valuable personal work during breaks from your familiar routine. Those experiences might not feel worthwhile–in fact, they’re more likely to be irritating or upsetting. Mustering grace, reason, compassion, and real beauty during times of stress outside of your comfort zone is the biggest and most important challenge you face at the moment. In that light, everything that happens this week is useful, whether or not it plays out exactly as you wish. I hope you can respond to this week’s problems and worries with serenity and dignity, but even if you can’t, I trust you can, at least, learn from them.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Putting yourself out there is generally a good thing, but cool it this week. Boldness and confidence rock, of course. That’s hot. But it’s also possible to walk right past those two into a realm that smacks slightly of desperation. Not so pretty. Embrace subtlety and modesty this week. For example, if you’re flirting, a hint that you’re available is plenty; if someone’s interested, they’ll respond. If they’re not, pushing won’t help your cause. Besides, there’s no point in you doing all the work, is there? If your flirtee won’t meet you halfway, what’s the point?

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You’re aging backwards lately, Cancer, and I applaud you. I think your improved resilience and ability to roll with the punches reflects an increasingly youthful approach to life. You could still use a bit of practice coping with endings, however. To be fair, they’re difficult for everyone. This week isn’t just the end of the year, it’s also the end of one or two other things, too.

Can you respond with excitement, instead of anxiety?

Considering what’s coming, gleeful anticipation would be far more appropriate than nervous fear.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Contrary to popular opinion, you learned at a relatively early age that the world doesn’t revolve around you.

However, figuring out how to not take things personally is a trickier lesson, because even though the planet doesn’t orbit around your sun, most of the things you’re involved in are concretely affected by your presence.

That can be both good and bad, but it’s best to take a step back from it in either case, especially this week. There’s no denying you are a factor in what’s happening around you, but you’re not the main factor.

This isn’t your responsibility. Don’t take it on.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Sometimes, biting your tongue is worse than lying. Not saying anything can get you into more trouble–or least cause you more discomfort and misery–than speaking up ever would have. There’s often a time-window for bringing something up. For instance, the second or third time you meet someone, it can still be perfectly acceptable to ask for a reminder of their name–but after that it’s a total faux pas. There’s something painful, awkward, or simply embarrassing that you’ve been wanting to mention. The window during which you could do that is now drawing to a close. Speak up now, Virgo, because forever holding your peace will just plain suck.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

My first summer in northern California was my coldest summer ever. The weather’s mild there, but it rarely gets especially hot. I had trouble adjusting. In my mind, wearing more than shorts and a T-shirt in July was simply unacceptable, so I kept freezing my ass off. Of course, I eventually reluctantly accepted reality as it was, not as I imagined or wished it would be, and started wearing jackets and long pants. Your unconscious decisions about what your life ought to be like–as opposed to how it actually is–are leaving you, too, out in the cold. Perhaps it’s time to wise up and put on a jacket before you freeze?

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Go back to the basics. At least, that’s what I do when I’m at wits’ end. You don’t know how to move forward, or how to best help yourself. Stop agonizing over unanswerable questions. Instead, do things that are just plain good for you: Eat well. Cut down on the stuff that clouds your judgment. Throw out things you don’t need. Clean your house. By the time you’ve done all that, you’ll probably have some idea of what to do next.

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Don’t react too harshly if someone slaps you in the face this week. They’re probably doing it, perversely, for your own good. You Sagittarians are pretty astute, most of the time. But you do have a talent for missing the obvious, occasionally, and when that happens the only thing that’ll get you to notice it is a good smack upside the head. Then you usually need another, to keep you from kicking yourself for not catching on before. These little wake-up calls are good things, even if they’re a tiny bit painful; they’ll shake you out of all the stuff you’re wasting time doing, and give you the chance to finally, finally get to whatever you’ve been missing–which, as it turns out, will probably feel like the most natural thing in the world. You’ll probably wonder how and why you never got to it before.

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