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1. On Friday, Nov. 3, a large group of people gathered at the state Capitol in Honolulu to protest a visit to Hawaii from President Donald Trump. Which Maui legislator attending the protest was later quoted in a Nov. 4 Los Angeles Times story on the gathering?

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member introduced a bill that would “require housing be kept affordable for an extended period through deed restrictions,” according to a news release sent out that day. Which Councilmember introduced this?

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they’re also talking about extending the runway. We’ll see.”

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SEN. SCHATZ SPONSORS NUCLEAR WAR BILL Got a news release from U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii, on Oct. 31. It talks about a little new bill from Schatz and seven other U.S. Senators (all Democrats, natch), that prohibits “President [Donald] Trump from starting a preemptive war against North Korea, absent an imminent threat or without express authorization from Congress.”

Talk about a Halloween fright. But we live in a time when rampant white supremacism, racism, arrogance and threats of violence rule our political discourse–so of course our deranged president makes weekly threats to launch nuclear war at North Korea, one of the poorest nations on Earth.

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So the Mayor’s Office of Economic Development (OED) just released their new Maui County Tourism Industry Strategic Plan (TISP) for 2017-2026.

It’s a 10-year plan that, at least on paper, is supposed to guide the visitor in the county.

“This strategic plan addresses the pillars of a healthy tourism economy that must be of benefit to local residents,” said Teena Rasmussen, OED Director, in a Nov. 2 County of Maui news release. “It also must offer authentic cultural experiences and honor our indigenous Hawaiian culture, protect and maintain a pristine environment both on the land and in the sea, require our infrastructure to be adequate and in good condition, and assure that our visitors receive excellent service and be immersed in the aloha spirit.”

These are high words, but it’s worth understanding a couple things. First, though the report–which is actually split into two separate volumes–notes that it drew from all the “stakeholders” in the county, organizations like Maui Tomorrow Foundation–which has long advocated a wide variety of issues related to the county–had no idea it was coming out.

“We heard there might be a report,” said Maui Tomorrow Executive Director Albert Perez on Nov. 3, the day after the county released the report to the public. “But the fact that it’s come out is a surprise to me.”

Second, and more important, the report is clearly trying to be all things to all people. For instance, the report calls for more protection of marine resources like the delicate, dying coral reefs, as well as more visitors.

This is because the visitor industry here is not in good shape. As the report notes, though raw numbers of tourists coming to both Maui and Maui County are higher than ever (the report notes that visitors make up about 27 percent of

Maui’s population on any given day), the amount of money these visitors spend is just “a little above that which was experienced before the Recession.”

To fix this, the report says we need to do what we can to bring more tourists–including expanding Kahului Airport so it can handle direct international flights.

“Higher-spending visitors from Asia and Oceania are unlikely to come to Maui in large numbers unless and until Kahului Airport can receive direct flights from these areas,” states the report. “Direct flights to Kahului Airport from core North American markets remain crucial. The number of seats to Kahului is at an all-time high, but there are still potential opportunities on the East Coast and other U.S. cities.”

For organizations like Maui Tomorrow, this is a huge problem.

“Right up front they’re calling for international flights,” said Perez. “We don’t have the infrastructure for the visitors we have right now. Our infrastructure hasn’t changed since 1990, when they first called for direct international flights.”

Of course, the report notes this, and says the visitor industry must do more to lobby for infrastructure improvements.

“The renewed post-Recession increases in visitor counts shown earlier in Figure 2– along with attendant resident population increases–have exacerbated

longstanding community problems, such as overcrowded roads, lack of affordable housing, and reduction in the quality of life,” the report notes. “Particular sore points include extreme congestion on the Pali Highway (the single road between central and west Maui) and Pa‘ia, which has only a single traffic light. A new Lahaina bypass on the Pali Highway appears only to have moved the main bottleneck down the road to Puamana.

On both roads, traffic often backs up for several miles and can delay travelers at almost any time of the week for at least an hour, sometimes more. This not only irritates visitors and residents in general, but for visitor industry workers it also means longer commutes and effective lower wages due to travel costs and more time away from family.”

Look, all of this is linked together. Building up the island to handle more tourists means adding more residential and

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commercial development, which leads to effluent runoff that kills the coral reefs surrounding the island. Still, Perez did note at least one positive in the report.

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“Our bill makes it clear that the president does not have the authority to engage in preventive war without approval from Congress, and it goes so far as to tie the purse strings so that the president will have to ask for Congressional approval before taking any preventive action, ” said Schatz in the news release.

“I want to emphasize what this bill does not do. It does not limit the ability of the United States to protect our allies. Japan, South Korea, and every other ally of the United States should rest assured that we stand with them, and we will have their backs.”

Of course, the bill is doomed because Congressional Republicans would rather risk setting fire to the world than do anything that might imperil their plans to slash taxes for the rich. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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EIGHTH-GRADER GIVES FREE DANCE CLASSES Thirteen-year-old Tia Lewis is teaching a free dance class for beginners on Friday, Nov. 17 from 4pm to 5 pm at the St. Anthony School Café. The class, part of Lewis’s eighth grade community service project, is open to beginning dancers ages 7 and above.

Lewis is also holding a clothes drive so her students will be able to get dance wear.

“I am teaching a dance lesson for kids and young adults that are not able to afford dance or buy dance attire,” Lewis said. “I know many kids are not able to take dance classes because their parents cannot afford it.” Lewis has been able to take lessons at Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) but she knows many kids who are not as fortunate. Some parents want to give their kids lessons, but they can’t afford it, she said. “I also know kids that are able to dance but cannot afford the proper dance attire,” she added Lewis’s drive and dedication to the project is evident. She has contacted local media and recently secured a guest spot on The MauiZan talk radio show to spread the word about her class. She has personally found a location for the class, and has arranged for MAPA to donate snacks and water to give her students during class

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This week the creaky but somehow still rolling miscarriage of justice known as The State of Hawaii v.

Thomas A. Russo is going on the road–to the Big Island, to be exact. On Thursday, Nov. 9 at 10am, MauiTime Publisher Russo and his attorney Jake Lowenthal (he’s also represented by Phil Lowenthal and Samuel McRoberts) will face off against Maui County Deputy Prosecuting Attorneys Richard K. Minatoya and Artemio C. Baxa in front of the Hawaii Supreme Court.

The case, which in an ideal world will mark the end of the state’s attempts to prosecute Russo for photographing Maui Police Officers in public back in 2012, is being heard as part of the Hawaii Judiciary’s Courts in the Community program. Held at different venues a few times a year, oral arguments for this case will take place at the University of Hawaii at Hilo Performing Arts Center.

“Courts in the Community is the Hawaii Supreme Court’s educational outreach program that gives high school students unique, hands-on experience in how the Hawaii judicial system works,” states the Hawaii Judiciary website. “Under the Courts in the Community program, the full, five-member court travels to Hawaii high schools to hear oral argument in an actual case.”

For those not up to date on the details of the now five-year-old case, here’s a

brief description from the Hawaii Supreme Court: “On November 20, 2012, Petitioner Thomas Russo (Russo) pulled over onto the shoulder of Haleakala Highway to investigate a traffic enforcement operation being conducted by officers of the Maui Police Department (MPD). Upon exiting his vehicle, Russo walked toward the cars that were parked in front of him on the side of the highway. Russo spoke with a MPD officer while video recording his interaction with police on his cellular phone. A short time later, a second police officer at the scene stated that he instructed Russo several times to “stand back” but that Russo failed to comply.

The officer then arrested Russo for failure to comply with a lawful order or direction of a police officer in violation of Hawaii Revised Statutes (HRS) § 291C23 and disorderly conduct in violation of HRS § 711-1101(1)(d). Russo pleaded not guilty to the charged offenses.

“On December 27, 2013, Russo filed a motion to dismiss the charges against him. In his motion, Russo argued that his conduct was protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution; that the charges against him were not supported by probable cause; and that the statutes under which he was charged were unconstitutionally void for vagueness and overbreadth. The State opposed Russo’s motion. On May 17, 2014, a hearing was held on the motion, at which testimony was elicited and the video recording was played. On July 9, 2014,

the district court issued its oral ruling, findings of fact, and conclusions of law, concluding, inter alia, that HRS § 291C23 did not apply to Russo’s conduct and dismissing both charges for lack of probable cause (order of dismissal).

“The State appealed the dismissal of the charge of failure to comply with a lawful order of a police officer. On March 31, 2017, a majority of the Intermediate Court of Appeals (ICA) disagreed with the district court, determining that HRS § 291C-23 applied to Russo’s conduct and also concluding that there was probable cause to support the charge of failure to comply with a lawful order of a police officer. The ICA majority accordingly vacated the district court’s order of dismissal and remanded the case for further proceedings. Chief Judge Craig H. Nakamura issued a concurring and dissenting opinion, in which he agreed with the ICA majority’s interpretation of HRS § 291C23, but disagreed that the charge of failure to comply with a lawful order of a police officer was supported by probable cause.

“In his application for a writ of certiorari, Russo argues that the ICA erred in vacating the district court’s order of dismissal. According to Russo, even if the ICA concluded that the district court’s interpretation of HRS § 291C-23 was incorrect, the ICA should have affirmed the order of dismissal because there was no probable cause to support the charge of failure to comply with a lawful order of a police officer. In addition, Russo asserts that the ICA majority erred in not considering the merits of his First Amendment argument that he has a constitutional right to film police activity, subject to reasonable time, place, and manner restrictions. Furthermore, Russo contends that the district court incorrectly concluded that he had the burden of proof to establish that the police instructions were unreasonable.”

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breaks. She also arranged for Dance Wear Maui to donate to her clothes drive. Lewis is also selecting the music, and is the sole choreographer for the class.

“When I read an article about how kids can benefit from dance but how some can’t afford it I knew I wanted to teach a class and donate dance clothes to the unfortunate,” Lewis said.

For more information, go to Vlewis9. wixsite.com/mysite or contact Lewis at vlewis@sasmaui.org.

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WASN’T THIS ON WKRP? The 72nd annual Yellville (Arkansas) Turkey Trot, which took place on Oct. 14, is famous for its Turkey Drop, in which live turkeys are dropped from a low-flying airplane and then chased by festivalgoers.

This year, KY3.com reports, several turkeys were dropped during the afternoon despite animal-rights activists having filed a formal complaint with the sheriff’s office, saying the pilot “terrorized” the birds.

But pharmacist and past pilot Dana Woods told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette: “We treat the turkeys right. That may sound ironic, but we don’t abuse those turkeys.

We coddle and pet those turkeys. We’re good to them.” Wild turkeys can fly, but in 2016, about a dozen turkeys were dropped and not all survived the fall. According to The Washington Post, over the past several years, local sponsors and the chamber of commerce have distanced themselves from the Turkey Drop, now more than five decades old. The Federal Aviation Administration is checking to see if any laws or regulations were broken, but said it has not intervened in past years because the turkeys are not considered to be projectiles.

‘TIS THE SEASON Could turkeys be sensing the peril of the season? Police in Bridgewater, Massachusetts, tweeted a warning to the town’s residents on Oct. 15 about aggressive wild turkeys, WBZ-TV reported. As proof, an accompanying video showed four turkeys chasing a Bridgewater police cruiser, but police were not as amused as their Twitter followers. “Aggressive turkeys are a problem in town,” the department tweeted.

“State law doesn’t allow the police or (animal control) to remove them.”

UPDATE In 1990, Marlene Warren, 40, answered her door in Wellington, Florida, and was shot in the face by a clown bearing balloons (one of which read “You’re the greatest!”) and flowers. On Sept. 26, Palm Beach County Sgt. Richard McAfee announced that Warren’s widower’s current wife, Sheila Keen Warren, 54, had been arrested for the murder, 27 years after the fact, and taken into custody in Abingdon, Virginia. Sheila Keen married Michael Warren in 2002, NBC News reported. (Warren went to prison in 1994 for odometer tampering, grand theft and racketeering in connection with his car rental agency.) Sheila had worked for him, repossessing cars, and they were reportedly having an affair when the murder took place. While Sheila had always been a suspect, new technology finally allowed prosecutors to retest DNA evidence and build a case against her.

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Zookeepers believe China’s 4-year-old giant panda Meng Meng, currently on

loan to the Berlin Zoo, displays her displeasure with her surroundings, food or caretakers by walking backward. “Meng Meng is in puberty,” zoo director Andreas Knieriem explained to the Berliner Zeitung newspaper on Oct. 22. “The reverse walk is a protest.” To address the situation, zookeepers will introduce Meng Meng to Jiao Qing, a male giant panda three years older, who presumably will ease her frustration by engaging in sexual activity with her.

LUCKY! Kenyans Gilbert Kipleting Chumba and David Kiprono Metto were among the favorites to win the Venice Marathon on Oct. 22. Instead, Eyob Ghebrehiwet Faniel, 25, a local running in only his second marathon, took the prize after the lead runners were led several hundred meters off-course by an errant guide motorcycle.

Faniel is the first Italian man to win the Venice Marathon in 22 years. “Today’s race shows that the work is paying off,” Faniel said following his victory. Uh, sure.

MOST CONSIDERATE CRIMINAL Nelly’s Taqueria in Hicksville, New York, suffered a break-in on Oct. 3, but the burglar redefined the term “clean getaway.” Surveillance video showed a man donning food-service gloves and starting a pot of water to boil before hammering open the cash register. He secured $100 in his pockets, leaving a dollar in the tip jar, then started “cooking up a storm,” owner Will Colon told Newsday. Cameras recorded as the thief cooked beans, sauteed shrimp and chicken, and helped himself to a cold soda before enjoying his meal standing up. “The way he handled that pan, man, the dude had some skills,” Colon said. Afterward, he carefully stored the leftovers in the refrigerator, cleaned his pans and wiped down all the surfaces he had used. Then he took off through the back window, the same way he had come in.

PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US In Lissone, Italy, 40-year-old fitness instructor Laura Mesi made news when she married herself in late September. “I told my relatives and friends that if I had not found my soul mate, I would marry myself by my 40th birthday,” Mesi said, according to The Independent. She spent more than 10,000 euros ($11,700) for the occasion, which included a white wedding dress, a three-tiered cake, bridesmaids and 70 guests. Mesi is part of a self-marrying movement dubbed “sologamy” that has followers all over the world. Her marriage holds no legal significance. “If tomorrow I find a man to build a future with, I will be happy, but my happiness will not depend on him,” Mesi declared. ■

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Way of Life Talking story with Garrett Marrero and Melanie Oxley Words by Suzanne Kayian • Photos by Sean M Hower or a small business, Maui Brewing Company is making big waves. Non-existent a dozen years ago, the company’s beer can now be found across the U.S.–and in more than 10 nations.

“I always joke that my beer experience all comes from the consumption side,” said Garrett Marrero, who co-founded Maui Brewing Company in 2005 with his wife Melanie Oxley. Enjoying beer has served Marrero and Oxley well. Today,

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“MBC World Headquarters” is housed in a 42,000 square foot modern complex at the Research and Technology Park in Kihei.

And the company is expanding; a new restaurant at the Kihei HQ is in the works, as is a second location on Oahu. And earlier this year, Marrero and Oxley took home the nationwide honor of Small Business Person(s) of the Year.

When the beer lovers started traveling to the Valley Isle in 2001, Marrero tried Kona Brewing Company beer. In addition

to falling in love with Maui, they quickly discovered an open niche for craft beer. “I was drinking what I thought was a local beer, and over the years, finding out that the beer was actually made in the Mainland,” Marrero said. “I saw that as a flaw in what they were doing. I thought it was doing a disservice to the community and to the state, that this ‘local’ beer was being shipped in. We saw an opportunity to make an authentic, local, Hawaiian craft beer.”

Though the couple didn’t have any of-

ficial experience in the brew business, they were confident of their skill set. “I always drank craft beer and I knew what good beer was,” Marrero said. “Melanie was in finance and I was in investment consulting, so I came from understanding the numbers and understanding finance. That’s a big part of beer and the business of beer.” Of course, making craft beer in Hawaii adds tens of layers of challenges, Marrero said.

“You just have to be willing to navigate those waters,” he said.

use any extract or flavors.” MBC is not just a place to have a drink. “You get the experience, the direct connection, when you see the brewery making the beer that you might enjoy back home or maybe that you’re experiencing for the first time.”

Earlier this year, Marrero and Oxley won the U.S. Small Business Association’s top title: Small Business Person(s) of the Year. The national recognition came as a bit of a surprise to the couple, even-though they had won the SBA award for the State of Hawaii.

Two weeks before the winner was announced, Oxley and Marrero were still debating if one of them should go to the East Coast for the award ceremony. They had

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and tubes running everywhere. If you’ve never been to a brewery–or any manufacturing facility–it is mind-blowing, like in the movies. Also, stepping into the cold room, watching forklifts move pallets of chilled beer was a joy on a hot Hawaii afternoon.

MBC’s operations are also impressive for the most experienced brewery visitor, including employees. One of the team members we spoke with was working at a brewery on the Mainland when he read an article about Marrero and MBC in a magazine; he was inspired to apply for a job without even traveling to Maui.

MBC brews fresh handcrafted ales and lagers–and a great Island Root Beer; they plan to add distilled spirits and soda to the Maui Craft Beverages line, however. “We’re

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Marrero and Oxley took their first step in 2005 when they bought the Fish & Game Brewing Co. (which was just a restaurant) in Kahana. Today, MBC is the largest craft beer producer in Hawaii.

“Garrett and Melanie have shown impressive growth, expanding in size, sales and scope of their business,” said Linda McMahon, Administrator of the U.S. Small Business Administration. “By 2007, increasing demand led them to open a second location in Lahaina with a 25-barrel capacity, giving them the ability to provide brewery tours and making it a tourist destination as well.

By 2013, they were producing more than 19,000 barrels of beer a year, boosting revenues to more than $10 million.”

The company that brings you local favorites including Bikini Blonde Lager, Big Swell IPA, Coconut Hiwa Porter, and Pineapple Mana Wheat, currently pours in a 39-faucet tasting room; the new Kihei restaurant will have a mirrored 72-faucet system–36 per tower. The Kahana brew pub is still open, and a second location on Oahu is coming soon.

In addition to creating much-loved brews, MBC has built a destination for visitors and locals alike. It would not be unusual seeing families playing giant Jenga in the retail/ game area, while visitors and post-work locals enjoy a cold brew sitting on the laidback covered lanai, listening to live music; MBC also has arranged for some of Maui’s favorite food trucks to rotate in front of the property, providing ono grinds for all.

But Marrero and Oxley aren’t complacent about their success. They work everyday to grow the company. Marrero said opening a restaurant at the Kihei HQ is a natural connection to their fans and craft beer drinkers.

“Having the restaurant here gives us an opportunity to interact directly with them at the source of our beverage,” he said. “We make 100 percent of our beer here in Kihei, and that includes a pint that you get at the Blind Lady in San Diego–or in Denmark.”

“Why do we make 100 percent of our products here on Maui when it could be made for cents on the dollar on the mainland?” Oxley asked. “Well then that wouldn’t be right for us to call ourselves Maui Brewing Company anymore if we did that.”

“When a visitor comes, they get to experience not only the food and the beverage ... but they also get to go on a tour and see us make the beer,” Marrero said. “If you were in here yesterday, you’d smell all the coconut toasting... because we don’t

When you’re not an independent company and you’re owned by a Bud, Miller or Coors, you’re another cog in a wheel of a huge engine...

just returned from a trip there. Then the local rep for SBA mentioned that it would be important for Hawaii to be represented.

Believing it’s important to honor the state, they decided Marrero would go to DC. “We wanted to be there in case we won of course, but more than that, we wanted to be there to represent Hawaii,” Marrero said. “That’s really why I went.”

It was a rough trip for him–he’d traveled to Washington DC three times within four weeks. “But I forgot all about being tired the moment I realized that we won,” Marrero said. “I was shaking [when] I called Melanie after we won. It was really pretty epic. You can’t compare it to anything.”

Walking through the doors from the tasting room in to the brewery is like stepping into another world—clean as can be, large metal drums, wide cement walkways, pipes

- Garrett Marrero

adding a ginger beer and a cola–all natural like the root beer,” Marrero said. “And we are also adding whiskey and gin, and potentially some other spirits as well.”

The sodas, spirits and canned cocktails will be first available in Hawaii before being distributed to 24-states and 13 countries, as is the case with the beer. “We always think Maui first, the rest of Hawaii after that,” he said. “Before we leave the state, we always want to make sure Hawaii is taken care of.”

Hawaii-first is a principle Marrero and Oxley weave throughout their lives; community plays a big role in the MBC world.

Marrero and Oxley often reiterate the importance of brewing beer locally. They also want all of their team members to be stewards of their communities and the ‘aina– and curators of the craft beer way of life.

Those who live the craft beer culture believe how a beer is made is important; they discuss beer and enjoy tasting a wide variety of ales and lagers. Beer is not just a social lubricant that makes money for those who brew it. It’s a way of life.

Marrero has always been a strong supporter of independent brewing–one of the key proponents of craft beer culture. Being an outspoken advocate for craft brewers has earned Marrero a seat on the board of directors of the Brewers Association (BA), the not-for-profit organization that represents America’s small and independent brewers. The BA board sets the definition for what it means to be a craft brewer–the brew-house must be small, traditional and independent, meaning less than 25 percent owned or controlled by an alcoholic industry member that is not itself a craft brewer.

Early this year, Marrero began receiving texts asking if he had sold MBC. Marrero said the thought of selling to a corporate manufacturer made his gut sink. “Independence matters for a number of reasons,” he said. “In craft beer, there’s a mantra about being authentic–and of course innovative and having a sense of place and a sense of community. When you’re not an independent company and you’re owned by a Bud, Miller or Coors, you’re another cog in a wheel of a huge engine that solely exists to turn profit and it has very little to do with what we do as a true craft brewery.”

Marrero believes it’s important to continue clearing up the confusion, which stemmed from a misprint in the February/ March issue of Great Lakes Brewing News.

A family-tree graphic that showed which companies own which beer brands was included in the publication’s cover story “Mergers, Makeovers and Monster Breweries.” Maui Brewing was inaccurately listed as owned by Constellation Brands.

People do care where their beer is made, Marrero said. And aside from the beverages they make, the interests of independent companies are very different from those of a “captive brand.” For true craft beer lovers, it’s important to know that the beer came from a small and independent brewer.

“I wouldn’t even argue on quality,” Marrero said. “Being fair, I think Budweiser and Miller have some of the best brewers in the world. They have the capital to invest in the absolute best technology.” Marrero wouldn’t want to drink one of Continued on page 13

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their beers because he doesn’t believe in the company–which is tantamount. “But also, that is just not a style I like–American light lager–it’s just water to me,” he said.

“Most people would agree; once you go to craft, you wouldn’t really want to go back and drink a domestic. But I would hate to argue on quality because they… can make the same exact product, the same way, every day, and it’s going to taste identical across all their plants. That’s a skill.”

Marrero said the true difference between Big Beer and Craft Beer is in the mindset–the heart of what the company is about. “Look at Budweiser; they’ve now bought 12 or 13 craft breweries to make themselves look like us,” he said. “They believe in the facade of choice.” When you go to a stadium, and there are 10 beer taps. Big Beer wants to own and control all 10 of those even though they don’t want the public to think they own each of those beers, Marrero said.

“And I’ll give you a great reason why we should be the ones you’re supporting,” Marrero added. “Craft brewers employ over 110,000 people in this country.” Budweiser, which makes millions of barrels more beer than MBC does, employs only 17,000 people. “We manufacture an authentic, American, or local product, not just here in Hawaii, but across all of America, and brewers are contributing to job growth and capital investment in their communities,” he said. “And they’re more philanthropic.”

Dean Wong, executive director of Imua Family Services, had this to say: “Let me say right off the bat that in addition to the quality product, the creative business model and the right intentions behind their business, that this company, its founders and crafters have an amazing heart for community and compassion for supporting this community.” Wong said there are too many examples of giving back to name–but supporting Imua would certainly be an example.

“We’re giving a huge percentage more of our earnings to charity and philanthropic organizations,” Marrero said. “Ultimately it comes down to, as a craft beer drinker, as a consumer, what do you believe in when you vote with your dollars and make that purchase? Do you want that to leave your community overnight and go to the coffers of a big, multinational corporation who is just bent on world domination or do you want it to go to a local company that is sustainable, charitable, employing your neighbors and paying taxes in your community? It really comes down to your belief system.”

In a bold move, the nonprofit Brewers Association–with Marrero on the board of directors–recently announced that the craft brewing community intends to Take Craft Back from Big Beer. The #TakeCraftBack campaign–launched at TakeCraftBack.com–is looking to raise $213 billion to purchase Anheuser-Busch InBev, the international conglomerate that has been acquiring small and independent breweries across the country.

“Independent craft brewers refuse to be muscled out by Big Beer,” said a campaign spokesperson. “And we are uniting on an unprecedented scale to take on Big Beer and their efforts to make it harder for beer drinkers to find their favorite independent craft beers at their favorite bars, liquor stores and restaurants.”

The Brewers Association says Take Craft Back is the largest crowd-sourcing campaign in history; though it just launched, it’s already making strides. More than 10,000 independent beer backers have already pledged more than $3 million to help brewers meet their goal. That may seem like a far distance from the billion-dollar goal, but it’s also an innovative campaign that’s raising awareness about the difference between craft beer and Big Beer. Beer lovers everywhere can spread the word with hashtags #TakeCraftBack and #IndependentBeer.

Many conversations with Marrero and Oxley return to the crucial question: How are you local, if you’re not local? Marrero and Oxley graciously stay away from talking directly about the lawsuit filed in March against Kona Brewing Company; yet, it does pertain to all brewers.

that’s where it starts–with a dream,” Marrero said. “And from a business standpoint, you also have to make it work. So if you think small, you’ll be small. If you think big, you can be big. I remember the first time we were out of the state and Melanie saw our cans [in a store]. She said, ‘Did you ever think our cans would be on the shelf here?’ And I said, ‘Yeah, totally, otherwise all of this wouldn’t have been worth it.’”

Marrero is equally proud of their efforts to become more sustainable–decreasing water and energy use, and making their own power while still making better beer.

“No matter all the awards, all of our brewers are always hell bent on improving a beer,” Marrero said. “We always believe that perfection is something that’s pursued, but never gained, never obtained. So we want to make sure that we’re always staying true to our goals and to our founding

when they live in Hawaii; they also both grew up with a California attitude. “It’s always been part of our life,” he said. Recycling, not wasting things, always turning off the light when you leave a room, turning off the water when you brush your teeth–they are natural.

Marrero said everyday living on Maui, the concept of environmental responsibility grows even more important. For MBC, there is the fiscal side of sustainability– how much money is spent on electricity and how much is the investment to zero that out. “You look at all those, but on the other side, you just take pride in the fact that your footprint is so little,” he said.

But how do we do this while minimizing the impact to the community?

“That’s the really cool part; we don’t believe in just investing a ton in solar and wasting energy,” Marrero said. Environ-

Two beer drinkers filed the suit, claiming they were mislead into believing Kona was made in Hawaii. In September, a federal judge refused to dismiss the suit saying Hawaii is “a state as well as a state of mind.”

The Hawaii state of mind and the craft beer culture are held in high esteem at MBC. We use the term here a lot, “the craft beer way of life,” Oxley said. “Our employees hear it; it’s one of our ethos; it’s used in some of our training.” Oxley said the Island and Craft Beer Cultures will also be reflected in the restaurant that is being built at the MBC headquarters in Kihei.

The foods we will feature will be as local as possible, they said. “We won’t use a bad tomato just because it is local, however,” Marrero said. Coming to MBC in Kihei and being able to celebrate the pairing of food with beer–and sharing that with well-informed employees, nurtures the craft beer way of life.

Maui Brewing Company is now the largest brewery in the state, a fact Marrero and Oxley appreciate. “I’m a big dreamer, so

principles, and I think that’s really what has allowed us to become the largest brewery in the State of Hawaii.”

Marrero and Oxley are currently demonstrating their environmental responsibility with a large solar project at MBC HQ. By early 2019, the facility will be operating with energy generated by photovoltaic panels. “The PV will produce 100 percent of the energy for brewing operations here on site,” Marrero said. “So when you pick up a can of our beer, it will be one of the most sustainable packages … because the beer was brewed with energy generated on site. We’re very excited about that, including not just the PV and thermal, but battery storage, bio-diesel backup generators, all of the above. It’s a pretty aggressive project, but we believe it’s the right thing to do for the community. And as we all know, electricity is not cheap here in Hawaii so it’s also fiscally responsible.”

Marrero and Oxley think that environmental consciousness rubs off on people

mental awareness starts with the three Rs: reduce, reuse, recycle. “It’s the same thing with energy. You’ve got to reduce your consumption and be as efficient as possible before you start layering sustainable generation on top of that.”

“I think it’s fun, actually,” he said. “I’m excited for the day that I can post a picture of our electric bill and say we did 60,000 barrels last year, and we only spent $1,000 on electricity. I wanted to grow, and I wanted to create something special, but [the purpose] wasn’t to be big. I think what led us to become the biggest is that we stayed true to our founding principles of authenticity, and integrity, and community.”

Or maybe MBC is the biggest brewery in the state simply because–as Al Janneck, the owner of Milagro’s (which carries MBC)– said, they have a “great product.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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LUMERIA TO HOST MAUI’S FIRST LOCAL WILD FOOD CHALLENGE / Photos Courtesy Local Wild Food Challenge

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he Local Wild Food Challenge, which will take place at Lumeria Maui on Saturday, Nov. 11, is a family run business that holds culinary competitions internationally, showcasing people’s ability to forage. The contest originated in Eastbourne, New Zealand, and this year will be premiering for the first time on Maui.

“Maui has so many microclimates and elements on which to draw wild resources from,” said Douglas Drummond, Lumeria’s general manager and director of the property.

“We can expect a great range of diversity [in this year’s challenge], given that Maui, as

many of the Hawaiian Islands are, is such a great location for the hunter-gatherer pursuit.”

Though the event is technically a competition, the more important aspect of the Local Wild Food Challenge is education– teaching people how to use resources appropriately. The event has an emphasis on humane hunting, and not over-pillaging what our planet has already given us.

The event is, “certainly education focused,” said Drummond. “Offering lots of different talks and demonstrations.”

Without giving too much of the surprise away, Drummond said that there “could be cooking classes, could be different approaches to how people are recognizing

and honoring the different resources we have available. There will definitely be a strong conservation message that will be present for people to experience.”

The challenge is free to enter as a competitor, with more than 50 submissions right now. Those already signed up include Hawaii innovators like Kimi Werner (champion spearfisher and freediver), Sunny Savage (world traveler and star of the TV series, Hot on the Trail with Sunny Savage), Isaac Bancaco (Chef at Andaz Maui) and Gary Johnson (Chef at Hana Ranch Provisions).

All are masters at using food resources respectfully and creatively.

senting the dish. This structure encourages competitors to forage from the depths of the oceans to the tops of the peaks of Maui's mountains. Everything goes, though challengers are encouraged to pre-make as much of the dish as possible before the event, due to the large number of people competing.

“I think it really showcases the range of talent that we have on the island,” said Drummond. “You don’t need to be a top chef to compete in a contest like this, it’s really welcoming, and really honors the traditions of the hunter-gatherer lifestyle.

We have quite an amazing array available to us, if we know how to harvest sustainably and in harmony with nature.”

Foraging and taking ingredients from the Earth, in harmony with nature, is really what the challenge is all about.

“That’s really the end game,” said Savage. “We are all buying into this idea of sustainability, and understanding that our current trajectory is not very optimistic.

But by doing these practices we really are creating the future that we want and can

visualize our children living in.”

For someone looking to get into the foraging, she offered the advice of not over complicating the matter. Instead of reinventing your lifestyle, focus on finding one thing you can integrate into your day-to-day life.

“I’ve been a forager for over 20 years, and I’m still finding something new every day,” said Savage. “The natural world is limitless!”

Tickets to the Local Wild Food Challenge are $15, and can be purchased online at Eventbrite. Guests are encouraged to carpool to the event.

LOCAL WILD FOOD CHALLENGE Saturday, Nov. 11 11am-6pm Lumeria Maui 1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao ■

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“We are naturally storytellers,” said Savage.

“And these foods have stories. We can go to the supermarket and buy something, and it has a story too, but it’s not a very pretty one–of industrial agriculture. These [foraged] foods are telling us a story of the landscapes of where we came from and where we live.”

Educated with a Bachelor of Science degree in dietetics and a Master’s in nutrition, Savage acknowledged that locally grown foods are higher in nutritional value, but also, “by deriving meaning from their story of nourishment, they nourish us on a deeper level.”

The challenge is divided into four parts: sourcing the ingredients, harvesting them, preparing them and then pre-

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daptations Dance Theater’s third annual Dance Maui festival is always a great event, full of creativity and expression. To find out more, I spoke with co-founder Nicole Humphrey and board member/marketing liaison Jen Cox. It all starts with Adaptations Dance Theater (ADT), a nonprofit organization founded by Humphrey, Amelia Couture and Hallie Hunt. The trio started it after realizing that Maui had great dance schools, but no professional dance companies.

“For us, the motivation was to create original and enthralling work, and to try and give the talented youth on Maui an opportunity to pursue a career in professional dance,” said Humphrey.

“The dance schools are packed,” said Cox, “but once they graduate high school they hit a wall. They have to go off island to pursue a career, and that’s what ADT is trying to change. To provide an environment for continued development of artistic expression, here at home.”

Coming from Dallas, Humphrey has

seen the potential that professional dance companies can have, and wanted to bring some of that community to the talented individuals on Maui.

Since ADT’s culmination, the group now puts on four main programs a year, including an apprentice program for high school students, workshops for the community and the Dance Maui Festival.

“Maybe not everyone is interested in going to a theater to sit and watch dance,” said Humphrey. “So, Dance Maui is our way of taking it outdoors, in an accessible environment, sitting on a grass lawn with your kids running around. It’s our way of bringing dance to the community.”

As far as the dancing goes, Cox describes it as a “buffet of dance”–three hours of some of the best dance you’ll find on the island.

“In the last two years it has been Maui dancers, but the ultimate vision of the festival is to become an international festival, one that celebrates cultural diversities,” said Humphrey.

“This island is full of culture, in this festival alone we have Japanese dance, classical Indian dance, ‘Ulalena, aerial arts, tap dance, modern dance, contemporary ballet.”

The festival offers spectators a chance to find a new love in dance. For example, the Darshan Dance Project will perform a traditional 30-minute Indian Odissi dance.

“My goal is to preserve Indian dance traditions and showcase these living art forms at venues that both honor the beauty of dance and also create greater cultural exposure for a wide-ranging audience,” said Sarala Dandekar of Darshan Dance Project. “I believe that Dance Maui is such a venue and is an opportunity to bring our dance community together, support one another, and celebrate the fact that, ultimately, dance is joy manifested.”

Another longer performance during the event will come from the ‘Ulalena troop. The dancers tell the story of the Hawaiian Islands and their Polynesian people. It’s a performance you usually have to pay to see in Lahaina.

ADT will also showcase their newest contemporary ballet, choreographed by co-founder and artistic director Hallie Hunt.

“Dance Maui is driven by its mission to recognize the breadth and depth of Maui’s vibrant professional dancers,” said Humphrey. “This festival is all about our

shared experience as performers and audience members. It creates channels for collaboration and partnership between Maui dancers, and provides the opportunity for all of us to enjoy back-to-back performances of unique movement, creativity, and expression.”

The festival will take place in the Keopuolani Park Amphitheater space. Tickets are $12 and free for keiki ages 10 and under. Food and drink will be provided

by Gypsy Maui food truck and Vitali-Tea Kombucha company. The festival will also feature a bake sale to raise funds for future events, provided by Maui Fruit Jewels, Whole Foods Market and Sip Me.

DANCE MAUI FESTIVAL Saturday, Nov. 11 2-5pm $12, kids 10 and under free Keopuolani Regional Park Amphitheater Adaptationsdancetheater.com ■

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FRIDAY, NOV. 10 SUN YAT SEN HERITAGE FESTIVAL – The annual Sun Yat Sen Heritage Festival will be at the Wo Hing Museum. Sun Yat Sen is known as “The Father of Modern China,” and the event is a celebration of his achievements and Chinese heritage. There’ll be storytelling from some of Lahaina’s Chinese families, cultural activities, art, student dance performances and traditional music. Free.

5-9pm. Wo Hing Museum, (858 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-5553; Lahainarestoration.org/wo-hing-museum.

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HULA O NA KEIKI – The 27th annual Hula O Na Keiki will take place day, Nov. 10 and Saturday, Nov. at the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel on Friday, petition and is for dancers ages 11. It’s Maui’s sole keiki-only hula competition s, cultural displays and work5-17. See kahiko and auana hula styles, shops. $6-25. Friday: Continuous Entertainment 9am-4pm, urday: Keiki Competition Keiki Competition 4:30-9pm; Saturday: 1:30-8pm. For more information, go online. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0124; Kbhmaui.com.

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SATURDAY, THURSDAY,NOV. NOV.11 2 DAY OF HOPE RUN – The annual Day of Hope 10k Run and 5k Run/Walk will happen at the Four Seasons Maui Resort.

The event will benefit multiple cancer foundations, centers, local hospitals and patients. The scenic course runs from Wailea to Makena, and ends with a continental breakfast on the Ocean Front Lawn of the Four Seasons. There’ll also be prizes for the top three finishers in each division. All proceeds will go to the Pacific Cancer Foundation, American Cancer Society and Kapiolani Medical Center. $60. 7am-12pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Pacificcancerfoundation.org. Photo courtesy Crissa Hiranaga

DANCE MAUI 2017 – Adaptations Dance Theater’s Dance Maui will happen at Keopuolani Regional Park. The festival will feature contemporary, modern, energetic Japanese, classical Indian Odissi, ballet, aerial arts, Congolese, contact improvisation and Hawaiian hula performances. Food and refreshments will be made available by the Gypsy Maui Food Truck, Vitali-Tea Kombucha and more.

Bring a blanket or low backed beach chair, and there’s free parking at the War Memorial Complex. Free for kids 10 years and under, $12 General. 2-5pm. Keopuolani Regional Park, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); Adaptationsdancetheater.com.

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SATURDAY, NOV NOV. 11 LOCAL WILD FOO FOOD CHALLENGE – The Local Wild Food Challenge will happen at Lumeria T Maui. This inaugural wild food challenge is a culinary adventure competition featuring local celebrity chefs like Sunny Savage, Gary Johnson (Hana Ranch), Isaac Bancaco (Andaz Maui), Kimi Werner (Oahu Spear), Brian Etheridge and m more.

Chef competitors will locally source all wild ingredients from hunting, fishing and foraging. $15. 11am-6pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-57 808-579-8877; Localwildfoodchallenge.com. Photo: Flickr/Scott Schiller

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ALAN CLEMENTS – See Alan Clements in “Uncensored: Spiritually Incorrect” orrect” nts is at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Born in Boston, Clements lean author, activist, investigative journalist, political and spiritual satirist. Clest ments is also one of the first Westerners to be ordained as a Buddhist monk in Myanmar. See him in his one-man show on Maui. $31-41. 7:30pm..

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Alan Clements

SUNDAY, NOV. 12 LAA ANNUAL SILENT AUCTION – Lahaina Arts Association’s Annual Silent Auction will be at Banyan Tree Park in Lahaina. Their legendary silent auction will offer an opportunity to bid on gift certificates, Maui-made products, local activities and local art. The event will also feature live music, educational art activities and opportunities to visit the historic Old Lahaina Courthouse and see an LAA children’s art exhibit at the Old Jail Gallery. All funds raised will go directly to LAA’s children’s art education programs. Free. 10am. Banyan Tree Park Lahaina, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina). Photo courtesy Facebook/Lahaina Arts Association

MURRAY THORNE – See Murray Thorne’s “In The Flesh” at Mulligan’s on the Blue on Saturday Nov. 11 and Sunday, Nov. 12. He’ll perform music from Pink Floyd’s The Wall with a synchronized light show presented by Epic Lighting. Arrive early and enjoy an opening set with Klaus Simmer. $15-40. 7:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; InTheFlesh.eventbrite.com. Photo: Sean M Hower

SU SU SUNDAY, ,N NO NOV. OV. 12 BL BLACK TIGER SEX MACHINE MIDNIGHT TERROR TOUR – Black Tig Tiger Sex Machine’s Midnight Terror Tour will be at Da Wareho house Maui. Hailing from Montreal, they’re a trio of electronic music pro producers known for their heavy electro bass. Of course, they’ll also be we wearing their iconic Tiger Helmets on stage. $25 presale tickets are ava available on Eventbrite. $40 at the door. 9pm. Da Warehouse Maui, (20 (200 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-688-8008; Dawareho housemaui.com. Photo courtesy Facebook/Black Tiger Sex Machine

LIFE IS SWEET FESTIVAL – The Life is Sweet Festival will be at The Shops at Wailea. Presented by Best Buddies Hawaii, the event will feature a culinary challenge with seven of Wailea’s best chefs. Through tasting and voting, see who will win Best Pastry Chef in Wailea and find out who has the winning dessert. Attendees will also enjoy gourmet appetizers, wine tasting, a silent auction and live Hawaiian entertainment. $65+. 2-5pm.

The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Bestbuddies.org/lismaui. Photo courtesy Shops at Wailea

MONDAY, NOV. 13 MO OND DAY NOV ‘HOW I BROUGHT PEACE TO THE MIDDLE EAST’ – Maui OnStage presents How I Brought Peace to the Middle East: A Tragic Comedy at the Iao Theater. David Kaye will take you back to his years in Vermont when he was “Jew-ish.”

He’ll then fast forward to Israel, then back to the northern regions of New England. Everything about his delivery is compelling, whether he’s a middle school bully, a frantic parent or a confused man. Free. 6:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com.

Photo courtesy Facebook/Maui OnStage

SUNSCREEN SEA TALK – There’s a Sunscreen Sea Talk at Maui Ocean Center. The event is presented by Dr. Craig Downs, Ph.D, the Executive Director of the Haereticus Environmental Laboratory. He’s one of the leading researchers in the field of sunscreen pollution and its effects on coral reefs. He’ll discuss sunscreen pollution and how it hurts Hawaii’s reefs. Seating is limited, so make a reservation by phone or email. Free. 6pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7075; Info@mauioceancenter.com; Mauioceancenter.com. Photo: Craig Downs

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 15

TUESDAY, NOV. 14 REAL PROPERTY TAX SALE – There’s a Real Property Tax Sale at the Kihei Community Center. Presented by the County of Maui’s Department of Finance, the sale will auction off properties that have been delinquent for more than three years and have received their final notice of tax sale. A list of properties for sale and more information about the tax sale can be found online. Free. Doors open at 8:30am, auction begins at 9:30am. Kihei Community Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); Mauicounty.gov/RPT. Photo: Flickr/American Advisors Group

KEAUHOU – Keauhou will perform at The Shops at Wailea. The award-winning Hawaiian music trio is comprised of Kamehameha School graduates: Kahanuola Solatorio, Nicholas and Zachary Lum. In just this past year, they won nine Na Hoku Hanohano Awards for their album, Keauhou. Free.

5:30pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com.

Photo courtesy The Shops at Wailea

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Embarrassing’

‘Lazy And

THERE’S NOTHING JOLLY ABOUT ‘A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS’ / Photo Courtesy IMDB ★★★★★ Rated R / 104 Min.

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year after Bad Moms, we learn that the “Bad Moms”– played by Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell and Kathryn Hahn–are all the product of bad parenting.

As if that wasn’t already obvious, we get a movie where their overbearing mothers (skillfully played to the hilt by Susan Sarandon, Cheryl Hines and Christine Baranski) taunt their daughters during the Christmas season. It’s all very obvious and goes through the motions but hilarity does not ensue.

Early into the film, Baranski’s Ruth tells her daughter Amy (played by Kunis) that her efforts are “lazy and embarrassing,” which is also a way I’d describe this movie. There are enough scattered laughs and sincere performances to make it tolerable.Yet, the worst scenes are so cringe-worthy, I wonder why no one in the talented cast intervened.

A Bad Moms Christmas plays like an Rrated sitcom with F-bombs instead of a laugh track. Had it been consistently funny, all would be forgiven. Instead, big laughs are surrounded by blocks of scenes that don’t work.

Despite being a massive sleeper hit, I wasn’t crazy about the first Bad Moms, though it had better momentum, more laughs and included a tasty rivalry between Amy and super-mom Gwendolyn (played

by Christina Applegate).

Kunis is once again playing the straight role, which is a shame. In Forgetting Sarah Marshall, she was a comic spitfire; here, she mostly just reacts to all the funnier characters around her. Hahn easily steals the movie and, for possibly the 20th time, demonstrates that she is so dazzling in every scene, utterly talented and genuinely beautiful, she needs to be in starring roles and not stuck in supporting ranks. I like Bell’s character in these movies but this franchise keeps bottling her up. Because the showcase for the three leads is lopsided (too much of Kunis, just enough

of Hahn, not enough of Bell), their team-up feels unrealized.

The new moms are so well played by a wonderful trio of actresses that you can almost overlook how unlikable their characters are. But the terrific Oona Laurence, so good in The Beguiled and Pete’s Dragon, is stuck in a nothing reactionary role as Kunis’ daughter.

Meanwhile, Peter Gallagher’s supporting role as Amy’s father seems to have been trimmed away in the editing room.

There’s real cracked inspiration during the waxing scene between Hahn and This Is Us star Justin Hartley, playing a too-goodto-be-true exotic dancer. The absurd touch of having Hartley never flinch while Hahn repeatedly yanks tape off of his genitals is an uproarious gag.

The big emotional payoff the younger moms share with their mothers in individual scenes is so well performed, the injection of

real emotion pays off.Yet, the chance to introduce slapstick at almost every turn keeps this at the level of a bad Pink Panther sequel.

As much as I’d love to see a Skyzone on Maui, the extended product placement for the company is ridiculous. So is an initially funny running gag with Kenny G that turns into an Elton John in Kingsman: The Golden Circlelevel of comic miscalculation.

Here’s another holiday comedy that badly wants to be National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation but never comes close. I liked how Bad Moms criticized the ultra-busy soccer mom/ PTA meeting regular/Starbucks-gulping lifestyle. While A Bad Moms Christmas aims to declare Christmas a fake, consumerist nightmare for overburdened mothers, the final scenes still resemble a twinkly Hallmark card.

For all the montages depicting gleefully bad behavior, the Bad Moms never trash the yuletide season as thoroughly as they should. ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

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Show KA‘AHUMANU 6

MALL MEGAPLEX

Boo 2! A Madea Halloween- PG13- 2D THU 12:40

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Daddy’s Home 2- PG13- 2D THU 5:00 7:25 9:50.

2D FRI-SAT 10:30 11:30 12:50 2:00 3:10 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:30, 2D SUN 11:30 12:50 2:00 3:10 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00 9:30, 2D MON- THU 10:30 11:30 12:50 2:00 3:10 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00.

Murder on the Orient Express-PG13- 2D THU 7:45 10:20. 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:25 5:00 7:45 10:20, 2D SUN-THU 11:45 2:25 5:00 7:45.

A Bad Mom’s Christmas-R- 2D THU 11:45 1:30 2:30 5:25 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:35. 2D FRI-SAT 11:40 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45, 2D SUN-THU 11:40 2:15 4:45 7:15.

Jigsaw-R- 2D THU 10:40 1:00 3:20. 2D FRI-SAT 11:00 10:00, 2D SUN-THU 11:00.

Only the Brave- PG13- 2D THU 10:45 1:45 4:45.

2D FRI-WED 1:10 4:10 7:10, 2D THU 1:10.

Seven Sundays-NR- 2D THU 10:50 1:40 4:35 7:30 10:20. 2D FRI-SAT 10:50 1:40 4:35 7:30 10:20, 2D SUN 1:40 4:35 7:30, 2D MON-THU 10:50 1:40 4:35 7:30.

LBJ-R- 2D THU 10:45 4:15.

Blade Runner 2049- R- 2D THU 10:35 4:25 10:15.

Suburbicon-R- 2D THU 2:00 7:50.

Casablanca 75th Anniversary- PG- 2D SUN 2:00

3:40 9:40. 2D FRI-SAT 12:50 3:30 6:40 10:20, 2D SUN 10:20, 2D MON 12:50 3:30 10:20, 2D TUE 12:50 3:30 6:40 10:20, 2D WED 10:20, 2D THU 12:50.

Thank You For Your Service-R- 2D THU 1:10 3:50.

Geostorm-PG13- 2D THU 12:50.

The Foreigner-R- 2D THU 4:10.

Mully-PG- 2D THU 7:00.

7:00, 2D WED 2:00 7:00.

Genesis: Paradise Lost- G- 2D MON 7:00, 3D MON 7:00.

Justice League- PG13- 2D THU (11/16) 6:00 7:00 9:00 10:20, 3D THU (11/16) 6:30 9:30.

Irving Berlin’s Holiday Inn: The Broadway Musi-

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

cal-G- 2D THU (11/16) 7:30.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Daddy’s Home 2- PG13- 2D THU 7:00 10:00.

2D FRI-TUE 1:20 4:20 7:00 9:50, 2D WED 1:20 4:20 7:00, 2D THU 1:20 4:20 7:00 9:50.

Murder on the Orient Express-PG-2D THU 7:00 10:10. 2D FRI-WED 12:40 4:00 6:50 10:10, 2D THU 12:40 3:30.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)- PG13- 2D THU 12:30 4:10 7:00 9:30, 3D THU 1:00 3:40 7:20 10:00.

2D FRI-THU 12:30 3:40 7:00 9:30, 3D FRI-WED 1:00 4:10 7:20 10:00, 3D THU 1:00 4:10 10:00.

A Bad Mom’s Christmas-R- 2D THU 1:20 4:00 7:00 10:00. 2D FRI-SUN 1:00 3:50 7:10 9:40, 2D MON 1:00 3:50 9:40, 2D TUE-WED 1:00 3:50 7:10 9:40, 2D THU 1:00 3:50.

Daddy’s Home 2- PG13- 2D THU 5:00 7:30. 2D

FRI-SAT 2:00 4:30 7:15 9:45, 2D SUN-MON 2:00 4:30 7:15, 2D TUE 2:00 4:30 7:15 9:45, 2D WED-THU 2:00 4:30 7:15.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)- PG13- 2D THU 12:20 7:00, 3D THU 3:40. 2D FRI-THU 12:45 7:00, 3D FRI-SAT 3:45 10:00, 3D SUN-MON 3:45, 3D TUE 3:45 10:00, 3D WED-THU 3:45.

A Bad Mom’s Christmas-R- 2D THU 1:30 4:15 7:10. 2D FRI-SAT 1:30 4:15 7:10 9:50, 2D SUNMON 1:30 4:15 7:10, 2D TUE 1:30 4:15 7:10 9:50, 2D WED-THU 1:30 4:15 7:10.

Thank You For Your Service-R- 2D THU 1:00.

JUSTICE LEAGUE PHOTO COURTESY IMDB

NEW THIS WEEK CASABLANCA - PG - Drama - Special 75th anniversary screening of the classic wartime story of a cynical American bar owner in North Africa who runs into his former lover and her resistance leader lover. Stars Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman and Paul Henreid. 102 min.

GENESIS: PARADISE LOST - G - Concert/ Special Events - Big budget dramatization of the Book of Genesis. 130 min.

IRVING BERLIN’S ‘HOLIDAY INN’ THE BROADWAY MUSICAL - G - Concert/Special Events - The Roundabout Theatre Company performs Irving Berlin’s famous musical. 130 min.

burdens of preparing for Christmas. Stars Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn and Mila Kunis. See this week’s film review. 104 min.

DADDY’S HOME 2 - PG13 - Comedy - Brad (Will Ferrell) and Dusty (Marky Mark) deal with their fathers (John Lithgow and Mel Gibson, respectively) during the holidays. 98 min.

GEOSTORM - PG13 - Action/Sci-fi - Gerard Butler in this flick about global weather control satellites that run amok and let loose a global storm that threatens to destroy the world. 109 min.

SEVEN SUNDAYS - NR - Drama - A bunch of siblings get together to resolve long-standing issues when they learn their father has cancer. 128 min.

LBJ - R - Biography/Drama - Woody Harrelson stars in this biopic on Lyndon Baines Johnson. 98 min.

THOR: RAGNAROK - PG13 - Action/Adventure Thor, who’s kidnapped and forced to fight the Hulk, must fight the evil Hela and save his home. 130 min.

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS - PG - Drama/Thriller - Kenneth Branagh directs and stars in this adaptation of Agatha Christie’s story of a detective who tries to find a killer on a train before he strikes again. 127 min.

TYLER PERRY’S BOO 2! A MADEA HALLOWEEN - PG13 - Comedy/Horror - Madea goes to a haunted campground and then the monsters show up. 101 min.

A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS - R - Action/Comedy - Three over-worked women fight against the

THE FOREIGNER - R - Action/Thriller - A quiet man (Jackie Chan) goes on a vendetta after terrorists kill his daughter. 114 min.

JIGSAW - R - Horror - A series of gruesome killings lead detectives to suspect the notorious Jigsaw, except that he’s been dead for a decade (like that ever stopped anyone). 91 min.

JUSTICE LEAGUE - PG13 - Action/Adventure Wonder Woman, Batman, Aquaman, et al get the gang together to fight intergalactic bad guys. 120 min.

NOW PLAYING

replicants posing as human beings–searches for former blade runner Rick Deckard, who’s been missing for three decades. Stars Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford. 163 min.

LAST CHANCE BLADE RUNNER 2049 - R - Sci-Fi/Thriller - A young blade runner–a cop trained to hunt down

MULLY - PG - Documentary - The story of Charles Mully, a Kenyan businessman who also runs the largest children’s rescue organization in Africa. 81 min.

ONLY THE BRAVE - PG13 - Action/Drama - A group of firefighters try to protect a town from a wildfire. 133 min.

SUBURBICON - R - Crime/Mystery - A small town deals with a shocking home invasion. Directed by George Clooney. Stars Julianne Moore and Matt Damon. 104 min.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE - R - War/ Drama - A group of Iraq War veterans try to reintegrate into civilian society. 108 min.

One Night Only Saturday, November 25th 9:30pm $10 cover Call 808-572-0220 for reservations NOVEMBER 9, 2017 21

Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shan Kekahuna

Calendar

Da Kine BIG SHOWS

TEMPA AND NAOR PROJECT - Fri. Nov 10.

The Tempa and Naor Project is an authentic musical exploration grounded in the beauty, richness, and wisdom of the universal human experience.

Through the creative vehicles of collaborative composition and live performance, Tempa and Naor blend layered musical structures with playfully infectious rhythms to form a seamless harmonic flow.

7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri. Nov 10. Bring your family and friends down to Lahaina Town for delicious food from West Maui restaurants, food trucks and vendors. The monthly event will also provide many opportunities to get to know the Lahaina community better and enjoy live entertainments and music under Maui’s magical sunset. Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Town Party, (Front St., Lahaina); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com LOCAL WILD FOOD CHALLENGE AFTER PARTY - Sat. Nov 11. Here’s the after party for the culinary adventure competition at Lumeria Maui.

Head to Paia for music with Randall Rospond and The Haiku Hillbillys. 21+. $10. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com SMOKE AND MIRRORS DRAG SHOW - Sat. Nov 11. Head to South Maui for a sexy drag show and rave. The event is presented by JVIPE and hosted by Boy Valentine. 21+. Doors open at 9pm. $15. 11:30pm. Diamonds Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com

STAGE SHOWS

‘ULALENA - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ADAM HUNTER IN HAWAII - Thu. Nov 9, Fri. Nov 10 & Sat. Nov 11. Chino’s 2017 Still Jokin’ Tour presents comedian Adam Hunter live. A New York City native, Adam Hunter is one of the hottest young comedians around today with an act that is brash, deep and hilarious. You may have seen him on The Tonight Show, Last Comic Standing, Chelsea Lately, The Late Late Show, Showtime and more. You definitely want to catch his act.

Nov. 9: 21+. $10. 7pm. VIBE Bar and Nightclub, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Vibenightclubmaui.com; Nov. 10: 21+. $10. 9pm. Wai Bar, (45 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com; Nov. 11: 21+. $10. 9:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

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COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Nov 11. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Nov 14. Fun for all ages, be amused and amazed by a high-energy comedy and magic show. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Nov 14. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power ar an d Grill, G ill (1945 S. S Kihei Kih i Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s Bar and arand dgrill.com Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU U W JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Nov 15. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Preshow dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. ey $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key sort, Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); w.com 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

for an additional $25 per person. 5:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Nov 9. Enjoy the electric sounds of Willie K as he rocks the house with blues, rock, Hawaiian, and sometimes even opera. A scrumptious prime rib and seafood buffet is available. $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only. Reservations required. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

CRAB LEGS AND PRIME RIB BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Fri. Nov 10. Enjoy a scrumptious buffet fe featuring crab legs and prime rib while listening to Maui mus musician, Ron Kuala‘au. His ve velvety voice and melodic g guitar provides a beautiful ambiance featuring Hawaiian and contemporary music. $44.95 per person, and halfoff for children 10 and T U younger. Reservations KO C E K are recommended.

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COMICS AND COMICS! - Wed. Nov 15. Hosted by Willie Simon and featuring Ino, check out this comedy show and the comics. There will be free pizza, too.

Free. 8pm. Maui Comics and Collectibles, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-868-0219; Facebook.com/MauiComics

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RAISE MONEY AND AWARENESS FOR THE HAWKSBILL SEA TURTLE - Until Sun. Dec 31.

Hawaii Wildlife Fund will partner with five-local businesses, and a portion of proceeds from a featured Naked Turtle Rum cocktail to be donated to the Hawaii Wildlife Fund. Cocktails and Bars include: Naked Runner at South Shore Tiki Lounge, Kihei; Honu Hemingway at Wai Bar, Wailuku; Seasonally Fresh Fruit Mojito at Flatbread Company, Paia and Save Squirt at Down the Hatch, Lahaina. Hawaii Wildlife Fund. Wildhawaii.org SEE’S CANDIES SHOP RETURNS FOR THE HOLIDAYS - Thu. Nov 9 - Sun. Dec 24. National retailer See’s Candies will reopen for the holiday season. Choose from more than 100 different candies and chocolates, and every visitor gets to try a piece. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Nov 9. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers, and for those that want to learn more about grape production on Maui. This exclusive tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. Reservations required. 3:30pm.

MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Nov 9. Offered daily, guest can sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu in the resorts Banyan Tree Restaurant which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the chef. Cost is $65 and wine pairings are available

‘FRESH SQUEEZED’ FRIDAY - Fri Fri. Nov 10 10. Sip “Fresh Squeezed” cocktails, prepared by house craftsmen Adam Rio, Joshua Hopkins and Maya Alexander.

6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com PROJECT COCKTAIL - Fri. Nov 10. This fun night is presented in conjunction with wine and spirit partners to highlight different types of liquor. Mixologists push their creativity to the max with themed cocktails, concoctions, live music and an entertaining atmosphere. 7pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana BEER AND CHEESECAKE PAIRING - Sat. Nov 11. Join the Kohola crew and Maui Sweet Cakes for a beer and cheesecake pairing; four locally handcrafted beers and four cookie crusted cheesecakes. 21+. $25. 5pm. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Nov 11. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by multiple award winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month.

6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

FOOTBALL SUNDAY FUN DAY - Sun. Nov 12. Cheer on your favorite team while enjoying a special football Sunday menu and full bar. Menu highlights include Football Fried Rice, Corned Beef Hash Loco Moco and the Hail Mary cocktail. Kama‘aina will get 20 percent off on food with valid Hawaii ID. 7am. Alaloa Lounge at The RitzCarlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Nov 12. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET WITH LIVE MUSIC - Sun. Nov 12. Enjoy a full buffet featuring a roast beef carving station and a create-your-own omelet station while listening to amazing Hawaiian, contemporary and falsetto singer Kaniala Masoe. Kaniala sets a beautiful ambiance of Hawaiian music while enjoying breakfast overlooking Haleakala and both the north and south shores of Maui. $27.50 per person, halfoff for children 10 and younger. Reservations recommended. 10am. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Mon. Nov 13.

A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Nov 14. Enjoy some tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana WILLIE K DINNER SHOW - Wed. Nov 15. Enjoy the Best Dinner Show on Maui with Uncle Willie K. His incredible performances include an astounding array of music styles, ranging from Hawaiian to Latin to famous Italian arias! His stories and wit have audience in stitches between songs. Reservations required.

6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-250-8288; Mulligansontheblue.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Nov 15. Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings. Ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your pallet. 21+. $5. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE

EXHIBIT: HE MAKANA - Until - Sat. Dec 23. The exhibition is from the collection of Gertrude Mary Joan Damon Haig and offers a nostalgic look back into the history of old Hawaii. He Makana, meaning “a gift,” is a distinguished collection of paintings, prints, and traditional art forms of Hawaii from the 1930s1970s. See “Traditional Arts of Hawaii” like ancient ko‘u calabashes, ahu ‘ula cape, Ni‘ihau shell leis and a Hawaiian flag quilt circa 1898. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ART FROM DOODLES AND AMERICAN ICONS EXHIBIT - Until - Wed. Nov 29. “Art from Doodles” is an exciting exhibit featuring 2D and 3D artwork. See framed doodles on cocktail napkins, the back of the phone bill, envelopes, scraps of paper and more. The “American Icons” exhibit is the first showing of a collection of original photographic prints from the 1950s to 1970s, shot by photojournalist Carl W. Rozycki.

10:30am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com AMANDA MCCUMBEE - Until Mon. Dec 4. Photorealistic artist Amanda McCumbee uses crisp edges and vibrant colors to bring the beauty around her to canvas. Her art will be featured daily in the Old Jail Gallery. 9am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com BLEACHED ART EXHIBIT - Until Mon. Dec 4. Amy Madrin’s new watercolor paintings will be on display.

Justen’s art explore the effects of sunlight in the ocean and the bleaching of our coral reefs. 9:00am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-6610111; Lahainaarts.com

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Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

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TUE - Karaoke A-Go-Go, WED - SIN w/ DJ Andrew Dana, 9pm

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Fresh Squeezed Friday & Art 6:30pm & DJ Quick at 10pm

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MON - Bingo Night 9pm, WED - Wine Down Wednesday’s, 8:30pm

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I-Drive, 7-10pm

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FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Nov 9. View original art and giclees by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

AMANDA SCOTT - Mon. Nov 13. See watercolor artist Amanda Scott create her female figures which she renders beautifully in a variety of ethnic contexts, primarily Polynesian. Visit the gallery and see Scott practice her pyrography techniques. 10am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Nov 9. The collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments go under review by the Trump Administration. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com

STEPHANIE MABEN - Mon. Nov 13. Maben is a jeweler that creates her pieces from ancient techniques such as keum boo and granulation. 11am.

Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com

PLANTATION MUSEUM RE-OPENING CELEBRATION - Fri. Nov 10. Lahaina Restoration Foundation is pleased to announce a re-opening celebration of its expanded Plantation Museum at The Wharf Cinema Center. The expanded museum space features attractive displays of heirlooms, appliances, tools and sports gear from plantation camps and family homes in Lahaina. The celebration will include refreshments. Free. 5pm. Plantation Museum, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; LahainaRestoration.org/plantation-museum CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Nov 10. The cafe is bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists. 5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Nov 10. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com ‘HOW SWEET IT WAS’ EXHIBITION - Fri. Nov 10. Enjoy a gala reception featuring a Jo Rockwell art collection that depicts Maui’s sugar mills and scenes of plantation life on Maui. 6pm. Village Galleries Lahaina, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-4402; Villagegalleriesmaui.com ‘JUST PLEIN AIR’ ART EXHIBIT AND SALE - Sat. Nov 11 & Sun. Nov 12. See outdoor landscapes and gardens of Maui in oil pastels painted on location. Artists include Darrell Orwig, Christina Cowan, Robin Curammeng, Honey Bun Haynes, Annamarie Sheehan, Marlene Singlehurst, Carla Thistle, Lelenya L. Vann and Christine Waara. Free. 10am. Thistle’s Property, (4785 Hana Hwy., Haiku).

LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Tue. Nov 14. Ceramicist Lee Olulani Plevney’s art engages the Hawaiian Islands–its landscape, sea life, animals and people– through clay. 11:00am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Nov 14. Watercolorist Luana Kama paints and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper. Kama’s favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. Visit the gallery and see her creations. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com STEVE RINALDI - Wed. Nov 15. Oil painter Steve Rinaldi’s painterly style is representational and locally inspired. His portraits reveal the essence of an individual and a sense of light and awe. Visit the gallery, meet Rinaldi and see him paint. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

TICKETS ON SALE

ABE LAGRIMAS TRIO - Thu. Nov 16. Na Hoku Hanohano winner Abe LaGrimas, Jr. is a versatile multi-instrumentalist. Best known as a drummer, Abe is proficient on vibraphone and ‘ukulele. Joining him in the McCoy Studio Theater are Noel Okimoto on drums and Dean Taba on bass. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org SONGBIRDS OF HAWAII - Fri. Nov 17. Welcome three lovely, distinctly recognizable voices, all rich in Hawaiian musical tradition, numerous Na Hoku Hanohano awards, for one night only in the intimate McCoy Studio Theater. Join Darlene Ahuna, Ku‘uipo Kumukahi and Mihana Souza as they share their fun-filled stories and exquisite skills for the Songbirds of Hawaii show. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

‘MY ALOHA’ WITH THE PETER ROWAN TRIOSat. Nov 18 - Sat. Jan 20. Peter Rowan is a singersongwriter with a career spanning over five decades.

Rowan has built a devoted, international fan base through a solid stream of records, collaborative projects and constant touring. His most recent album, My Aloha!, comes full circle to American music’s deep Hawaiian roots. $30-60. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org AN EVENING WITH COACHES BANQUET Sun. Nov 19. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian buffet and listen in as each of the eight head coaches preview the Maui Jim Maui Invitational at the Resort’s Napili Gardens. Traditional hula dancers and fire knife performers will set the stage as the teams and the coaches are introduced to the audience. More details can be found online. 6pm. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808661-1234; Mauiinvitational.com/tickets RITA COOLIDGE - Sun. Nov 19. Blues Bear is proud to present two-time Grammy award winner Rita Coolidge. She’s touring in support of her book Delta Lady and upcoming 2018 new album release. Her book will available during the show, and she will be happy to meet you and sign it. $40-65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI JIM MAUI INVITATIONAL - Mon. Nov 20 - Wed. Nov 22. The 34th annual Maui Jim Maui Invitational is hosted by Chaminade. Monday: Game 1: Marquette vs. VCU; Game 2: Wichita State vs. California; Game 3: Notre Dame vs.

Chaminade; and Game 4: Michigan vs. LSU. Winner’s of each game will go on to play games 5-8 on Tuesday. The final four games 9-12 will take place on Wednesday. More information, individual ticket and packages are available online. 9:30am.

Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Mauiinvitational.com/tickets JOY KOY - Wed. Nov 22. Selling out clubs across the nation, Jo Koy is infectious! His explosive energy on stage, insightful jokes and familyinspired humor crosses all boundaries. Jo has appeared on VH1, World’s Funniest Fails, the Joy Behar Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Call with Carson Daly and Jamie Foxx: Laffapalooza.

Opening the show will be comedian Chase Durousseau. For mature audiences. Two showtimes: 7:30pm and 10pm. $36.50-46.50. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG’ - Fri. Nov 24 Sun. Dec 10. See an eccentric inventor Caractacus Potts restore an old race car and discover the car is magic. Will evil Baron Bomburst want the magic car for himself? Showtimes are: Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm with a special 2pm showing on Dec. 2 and 9. Sundays at 3pm with a special 6pm showing on December 3. $20-40.

7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MULLIGAN’S CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT Sat. Nov 25. The 15th annual Mulligan’s Charity Golf Tournament is a benefit for Hale Kau Kau, a meal program that has been serving nutritious meals to the hungry and the homebound since 1991. All sponsorships and entries include green fees, breakfast and lunch. 6am. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com THOMPSON SQUARE ‘THIS IS US TOUR’ Sat. Nov 25. Multi-platinum selling duo Thompson Square will return to perform on Maui as part of their first ever acoustic tour. With just two stools and an acoustic guitar, the tour will bring the fan experience closer than ever to the award-winning duo. $45-125.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI CHORAL ARTS ASSOCIATION: HAPPY HOLLY-JOLLY DAYS - Sun. Nov 26. Maui Choral Arts Association invites you to join artistic director Gary Leavitt, Lotus Dancer and an exciting chorus of talented singers as they kick off the holiday season with their annual smash holiday concert. Featuring holiday classics with a twist to sing-alongs and from familiar favorites to new, exciting selections, this concert is always a huge hit and the best way to start your season. Tickets are $30 for adults and $15 for students. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org KRISHNA DAS AN ‘ENCHANTING’ EVENING OF KIRTAN - Mon. Nov 27. Enjoy a night of amazing music, uplifting bhakti and joyous goodwill. Krishna Das and his band will share new music from their latest release “Trust in the Heart.” Purchase tickets in advance for $30 at Maui Kombucha, MacNet, Monsoon India Restaurant and Island Spirit Yoga. Doors open at 6pm. $40.

7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

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Murray Thorne’s Pink Floyd Tribute, 6pm $15+

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‘MY THREE ANGELS’ - Fri. Dec 1 - Sun. Dec 17.

Three convicts—two of them murderers, the third a swindler—are employed as roofers by a family, whose roof is in desperate need of maintenance.

Possessing every criminal art and penal grace, they set matters right and in doing so redeem themselves as real life angels to the grateful family. Showtimes are: Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sunday at 3pm. (no performance on Sunday, Dec 10). $26. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com ERIC CHURCH AND FRIENDS - Sat. Dec 2.

Country superstar Eric Church returns to Maui, headlining the BMI Maui Songwriters Festival.

Joining him are special guests Maren Morris, Jon Pardi, Randy Houser, Ed Roland of Collective Soul and Lily Meola. The concert is part of the third annual BMI Maui Songwriters Festival and will be hosted by national radio broadcaster Storme Warren. Gates open at 5pm. $39-129.

6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9TH

MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY FOSTER S.O.S. - Thu. Nov 9. The Maui Humane Society is seeking immediate short-term foster homes for dogs due to crowded conditions at the organization’s kennel. The Maui Humane Society will provide all supplies and information needed to become a foster home to a shelter dog. Visit the shelter anytime Monday-Saturday, 11am-6pm.

11am. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org HULA LESSONS - Thu. Nov 9. Want to learn hula?

Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Nov 9. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday.

6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10TH

BLUE ZONES PROJECT COMMUNITY WALKING MOAI LAUNCH - Fri. Nov 10. Find a new way to get healthier, happier and more connected! Register and attend the free Launch Event to join a Walking Moai Team. Free. 11am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center,

(275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Hawaii.bluezonesproject.com PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Nov 10. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more established musicians. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com PUNANA LEO O MAUI 30TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - Fri. Nov 10. Hawaiian immersion preschool, Punana Leo o Maui, will celebrate its 30th anniversary. Current and former Punana Leo o Maui students, alumni, parents, teachers and Hui Kipaepae students are invited to attend. The event will feature Hawaiian entertainment by Halau Nawaipunahele, Na Wai ‘Eha and Napua. There will be a short film showcasing a documentary and Punana Leo o Maui’s anthem mele will also debut. The program will conclude with information about the future direction of the school and its efforts to further educate Maui’s community about the Hawaiian language and culture. 5pm. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798; Naleopulama.com

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11TH

ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Nov 11. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-39.

4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com KEOKEA ANNUAL HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR - Sat. Nov 11. The fair presents a wide array of Maui made crafts, handmade items and artisan goods, gardenfresh fruits, veggies, tropical plants and flowers. There will be live entertainment, a keiki corner featuring keiki vendors, Aunty Pikake’s famous pastele stew and kalbi ribs, Tina’s Haleakala supah shots, la’au lapa’au teas and scones and more. Bring your slippers and partake in a lauhala class, and learn to weave and decorate your own pair for $20. Admission is free.

10am. Keokea Marketplace, (Mile Marker 17, Kula).

KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Nov 11. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday.

1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Nov 11. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com GRANDFAMILY GAMENIGHT - Sat. Nov 11.

GRANDcares presents Grandfamily Gamenight, a special night for Grandparents raising grandchildren.

Enjoy fun games, carnival treats and pizza in suite B8.

This is a FREE community event every second Saturday, but you must register ahead of time. 5pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-2697396; Grandcaresmaui@gmail.com; Mauimall.com CRUISE NIGHT WITH NOCTURNALS CTC | K AND K KUSTOMS - Sat. Nov 11. Cruise with Maui’s car and truck club and their friends as they showcase their low riders and lifted vehicles every second and fourth Saturday. Free. 5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12TH

MADE WITH ALOHA CRAFT FAIR AND EXHIBIT SHOW - Sun. Nov 12. Start you holiday shopping early and support Hawaii’s locally owned and operated business. There will be handmade items, yummy goodies, local entertainment, a silent auction and more. A portion of proceeds will go toward giving local families a happy Thanksgiving dinner. 9am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Nov 12. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com DADDY’S LITTLE SWEETHEART BALL - Sun. Nov 12. This will be an enchanted and magical evening for girls 3+ to share with their dad, stepdad, grandfather, uncle or other father figure. Enjoy a Lizada Photography studio session, Digitoon Caricature drawings, princess guests, magicians, glamour stations, 4H activities, balloon twisters, goodie bags, a dinner buffet and more. Cost is $100 per father/daughter couple and $40 per additional daughter. Tickets available online. 3pm. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-7834; Netlevel808.com/daddys-little-sweetheart-ballfather FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Nov 12. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every Class is a Party! Every body is welcome. You’ll Sweat, You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cheer… and you’ll wanna come back for more. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Nov 12. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH

HULA DANCE WORKSHOP WITH PAPA HULA Mon. Nov 13. Hula is a significant part of the Hawaiian

culture and is known throughout the world as an icon of Hawaii. With Papa Hula (Hawaiian for “dance class”), you will gain a deeper appreciation of the traditional dance. Guest will learn about the history of hula, the art of chanting, basic hula footwork and hand movements and also learn about different instruments and how they are used in hula. There will be a Q&A session following class. 1pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com OUTDOOR YOGA IN NORTH KIHEI - Mon. Nov 13.

Sandy Callender will show you how using traditional yoga postures and breath work and practice brings you greater flexibility and strength and a deeper connection to your wholeness. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com BINGO NIGHT - Mon. Nov 13. Start brushing up on your Bingo lingo. 9pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14TH

UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Nov 14. It’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com DIABETES DAY COMMUNITY HEALTH FAIR - Tue. Nov 14. Maui Health System announces the third annual Diabetes Day–a community health fair to celebrate World Diabetes Day. The event will include informational booths, entertainment, prizes and feature guest speakers from the Maui medical community lending their expertise on diabetes prevention and management. Free. 4pm. Maui Memorial Medical Center, (221 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-442-5773; Mauimemorialmedical.org 3RD ANNUAL HOT TOPICS MEETING - Tue. Nov 14. The West Maui Taxpayers Association (WMTA) invites all to Join them to discuss housing shortages for the unsheltered, houseless or homeless. They will lead a moderated discussion with attendees intended to amplify action on one of the highest priorities of WMTA with respect to West Maui’s diversified housing needs.

Free. 4:30pm. West Maui Senior Center, (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); 808-661-9432; Westmaui.org

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH

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CHEESEBURGER GRILLE AND TAP ROOM - Thu, Mark Burnett 6-9pm; Fri, Ben DeLeon 5:308:30pm; Sat, Mondo Kane 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Ben DeLeon 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990; Cheeseburgernation.com DIAMONDS’ ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-8pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8749299; Diamondsicebar.com GANNON’S - Thu-Sat, Wailea Live Music 5-7pm; (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com LUANA LOUNGE AT FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Fri-Sat, Live Entertainment 7-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

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BEACH BUMS - Fri, Mike Finkiewicz and Tom Cherry 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Thu-Wed, Local Live Music 5-8pm; (355 E Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808877-9001; Kahuluialehouse.com STEEL HORSE SALOON - Fri, Damien Awai 9pm12am; (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-245-2206.

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CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm; (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323; Cdamaui.com

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Island Time 1-3pm; Thu, Damian Awai 4-6pm; Thu, Kanoa and Jessica 7-9pm; Fri, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Damian Awai 4-6pm; Sat, Dat Guyz 7-9pm; (10 Wailea Gateway); 808891-2322; Monkeypodkitchen.com/wailea

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON - Thu, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Ryan Robinson 6:30-8:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Thu, Pat Simmons Jr. 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Tempa and Naor Project 7-9pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers 7-9pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:306:30pm; (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm; (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

My favorite lovers have been wild guys in and out of bed, but I’ve also had loads of fun with men who were outwardly prudish but insanely passionate behind closed doors. That sharp contrast felt like a dirty secret I was excited to be in on. Is the person you’re currently interested in all they seem? Not really. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised to learn that they’ve got layers and layers– each one more interesting than the last. So what are you waiting for? It’s going to take time to get to that juicy, fascinating center. Start peeling!

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

In the past, when choosing between safety and adventure, you’ve nearly always selected the riskier option. Why bask in the familiar when you can venture into the unknown? Now, though, something in you is urging you towards the safer, more comfortable option. I’m surprised you’re resisting it so much. What’s that about? Adventure out of habit? You’ve done the venturing-boldly-into-the-unknown-thing, many times.

Weirdly, that’s the familiar choice. This would actually be venturing into the unknown: being safe, secure, and responsible. If you have an impulse in that direction, why don’t you give that a try this time?

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Tiny details can hugely affect your day-to-day happiness and wellbeing. For me, sunlight, warmth, and a few sensual pleasures can make me start my day happily (I’ve grown fond of hot bubble baths and creamy coffee drinks, for example). Sure, it’s possible for me to be happy without these things, but I’ve got to work harder at it. Why bother? It’s easy enough to set myself up with a few things that’ll automatically make my life much more pleasurable. This week, improve your baseline of happiness. Make it so you don’t have to work so hard to be euphorically happy–simply because it’s not so far from where you start each day.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

As I age, I reflect on people who influenced me growing up. I’m fascinated by how my perception of them changes as I approach and pass the ages they were when I knew them. You know how difficult it is to understand someone who’s coming from an incredibly different place in their life, especially if it’s somewhere you’ve never been. Give them the benefit of the doubt this week, and don’t judge them too harshly, even if you currently disagree. You may have to eat your words in a couple decades. Not only will they not taste good, it might then be too late to take them back.

QUIZ understood 1: C–Rep. Kaniela Ing 2: A–8 3: B–Elle Cochran

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Miscalculations are the name of the game this week.

If you plan a party, you’ll either be swimming in food and booze for your paltry handful of guests, or you’ll be drowning in partygoers complaining there’s not enough food or booze. Goldilocks is on holiday and “just right” is a phrase that will not apply to anything you do this week. I know I’m always encouraging people to trust their instincts, but this week your normally astute intuition is way off. Don’t try to get anything spot on.

Err on the side of caution, and choose the options that accommodate the widest range of possibilities. It might cost more money, but it’ll save your nerves.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Prepare to square off with your significant other (or the closest thing you have to one). This is a tough situation. The problem is, they’re being unrealistically optimistic and idealistic about a certain aspect of your future, and you’re trying your best to see and deal with things as they are. Recognize that it’s painful for some people to wake up to reality, and it sucks for you to have to play the role of alarm clock. However, resist the temptation to let them sleep in. Even if that feels like the kind thing to do, it’s actually patronizing and cruel.

It’s time, my dear. Ring your bell and wake them up.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You’re neither imbecile nor enlightened monk. You’d have to be one of those to enter new situations with a truly blank mind, free of all expectations. Don’t delude yourself into thinking you’ve managed to rid yourself of all preconceived notions about something.

You may have succeeded at burying them out of sight, so you’re not even aware of how they’re skewing your perception, but they’re still there. Acknowledge that, and you’ll at least be able to account for them, and adjust accordingly. This week dig them up and put them on the table. You want to see things clearly, at least, don’t you? That’s the only way.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Admit it, you’re in love with the tension between what you have and what you wish you could have–perhaps more in love with that delicious limbo than with the dream that’s generating it. In other words, you’d rather stay here, between reality and fantasy, instead of proceeding onwards to actual fulfillment of that fantasy.

Deep down you know that getting what you want would mean sullying it by bringing it down into the gritty real world, rife with compromises. Accept it. This is actually where you want to be. Relax. Take pleasure in where you are, instead of pretending you’d really rather be someplace else.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Get over it. Yes, your feelings are hurt, and with good reason. But in the grand scheme of things this is no big deal. It might be hard to let go of, because this time you’re 100 percent in the right (and how often does that happen?). But you should let go of it, anyway. The person who did you wrong has done you right many, many times, so letting them off the hook for this one mistake is the least you can do.

There’s no need for emotionally grueling discussions, begging for forgiveness, or any of that. Just move on, without drama. Once you do you’ll realize it was exactly the right thing to do.

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Your two astrological commandments this week are: Be more responsible, and play more. At first blush, these two things may seem to be at opposite poles, but they’re actually quite symbiotic. The fewer loose ends you’ve got lying around or weighing on your mind, the more free you’ll feel to cut loose, without the guilt or anxiety that otherwise might weigh heavy on your mind. It’s actually quite simple, and immediately viable–you’ll get instant, very gratifying results.

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Let there be delighted confusion! My wish is for you to experience bewildered joy. It’s not often you let yourself get swept off your feet by a person or experience. It’s not exactly in your control freak nature.

But I hope by now you’ve gotten at least a chance or two to experience the exhilarating thrill of truly letting go and letting the wind take you wherever it wants, and not knowing exactly what will happen, or when, how, or why. This week, give that another go. The astrological currents are flowing strongly in very delicious directions; the worst thing you could do is try to swim against them.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

These aren’t irreconcilable differences, though they may feel that way. You and your buddy, though you usually see eye-to-eye on most things, are viewing this particular scenario from such different angles you can’t even be sure you’re looking at the same thing. But let’s keep molehills from becoming mountains. Your buddy isn’t arguing that killing people is alright, or that his heroin addiction is healthy. You don’t have to agree with his views on reincarnation, or Machiavellian ethics.

If he can accept that your principles are different than his, you should be able to do the same. Once you get that out of the way, you’ll find you can probably go back to getting along famously.

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