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HATES PEOPLE NAMED BARRY The truth is, American Made is a 99 percent propaganda film using the name of a real person (“Spy The Friendly Skies,” Oct. 5, 2017). Berry [Barry Wurst II] should find out more about the complicity of the US government, military and CIA in drug trafficking. Also in training, arming and funding of Central and South American death squads. American Made falsely exonerates the government and blames one low level CIA desk idiot and Berry Seal. Truth be told tons of illegal drugs are still being flown in by Uncle Sam. It appears that you have the hots for Tom and flipped when he had your name. Don’t let your silly ego overshadow your professional opinion by gushing about a bunch of lies.

It was a well made movie and Tom played his part well but the story is pure bull s**t. Blindly supporting a propaganda film is a huge disservice to your readers and the people’s lives who have suffered from our government’s drug trafficking, terrorist activities, funding and training.

Barry Wurst II responds: I’m curious, George, if you think misspelling my name is actually funny or if you just severely misread it the same way you did American Made. At one point in your mildly amusing letter, you correctly noted that the movie is “bull s**t.” I couldn’t have put it better myself! Condemning the film as propaganda is giving it far more credit than it deserves. Note the scene where Barry Seal (played by Tom Cruise) crashes his plane into a packed suburbia, emerges unscathed and covered with cocaine, with only one witness as he flees the scene. Does this sound remotely plausible?

As I stated in my article, the film is akin to a political cartoon at best. American Made, like most movies “Based on a True Story” (ranging from American Sniper to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre) are total “bull s**t.” Doug Limon’s film isn’t a documentary on the events leading up to Iran-Contra but a study of a ‘70s-era moral compromise, not unlike Goodfellas, Blow, etc. You should get worked up by actual Cruise-starring propaganda films, like Top Gun, or the one where he made bartending look impossibly cool, and not American Made.

Thank you for acknowledging my “professional opinion,” which is questionable when I take the time to address letters like yours.

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boot the 1980s-era show Magnum P.I., which takes place in Hawaii, according to an Oct. 20 story in the Hollywood Reporter. According to the article, which of the following old television shows is NOT on track for a reboot of its own?

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BARNES & NOBLE TO CLOSE LAHAINA STORE Here’s bad news for everyone on Maui who likes to read: Barnes & Noble, the largest bookstore on the island–and the only one specializing in new books–will close its Maui store at the end of the year.

December will mark the end of Barnes & Noble’s 10-year lease at the Lahaina Gateway Center. Though the bookseller apparently wanted to stay, the lender that controls the center (it was repossessed some time ago) would not negotiate a new lease, store officials said.

“It hasn’t even settled in,” said store manager Cindy Mauricio, who just found out last week that the store will close.

“Sales are excellent. This has nothing to do with the community. We are part of this community, and we’ve been supported by this community.”

For the last decade, the store has provided people on Maui with a comfortable place to find a large selection of new books, magazines, movies, music and toys. They’ve hosted many community events and book-signings (including a couple for me) and generally made life here more intelligent and thoughtful.

Moving the store to another part of Maui is a possibility, but it would apparently take a year or two to do so. While the outlook certainly looks bleak for the store, there’s always the possibility that a significant outpouring of support from the community will light a fire under Barnes & Noble corporate management to fight for it.

If the thought of losing Maui’s only large bookstore fills you with dread, then tell Barnes & Noble management. Go online to Help.barnesandnoble.com and/or call them at 1-800-THE-BOOK (843-2665).

"Please do the right thing and devote some personnel and resources at the cor-

porate level to do whatever it takes to save our bookstore,” Kihei resident Sarah Hofstadter wrote in an email to B&N's corporate office. “If it can’t continue to operate in its current location, then find another spot on Maui–there’s quite a bit of vacant commercial space.”

A spokesperson for The Festival Companies, the property management company for the Lahaina Gateway Center, says the Barnes & Noble decided to close the bookstore, not the shopping center.

“Barnes & Noble Corporate made the decision to close its location at Lahaina Gateway Center and not to pursue a new long-term lease,” said Louise Lumague of Gilbert & Associates, which handles PR for Festival, in an Oct. 23 email. “Festival has no further comments.”

For her part, Mauricio is still telling store employees that the store is closing.

“It’s heart-wrenching that we won’t have our bookstore anymore,” she said.

-Anthony Pignataro

THE MAUI NEWS WTF QUOTIENT One of the best entertainment sources in The Maui News on a daily basis isn’t the comics, it’s the Letters to the Editor.

In other newspapers, that space is usually filled with fairly earnest discourse. But in The Maui News, civic discussions are amply supplemented by missives on God, the apocalypse, Mauitopia and government cover-ups, thanks to the regular efforts of a dedicated cadre of local writers.

On Oct. 13, the section’s WTF quotient was ratcheted even higher with a letter labeled “More to the Las Vegas Story than What’s Reported.” In it, frequent letter writer and conspiracy theorist Steve Smith reached new rhetorical heights as he proclaimed himself “disturbed” by the

paper’s “one-sided coverage of the alleged mass murder in Las Vegas.”

Just 16 days after the nation’s worst shooting massacre, Smith proclaimed the tragedy “a staged propaganda event,” including “a prepared script,” “a dead patsy,” “crisis actors,” and “an army of paid professional debunkers,” among other players.

He went on to accuse the government of staging “hoax events” and “pretend mass shootings.” The letter ran days after the paper had interviewed real Maui residents who were at the attack.

When sent Smith’s letter, Las Vegas Review-Journal editor Keith Moyer pronounced it “outrageous,” and said he was surprised that it had appeared in print.

“I wouldn’t have published that,” said Moyer, a veteran newsman who, prior to his current job, worked as a letters section editor in the opinion section at two newspapers, and publisher (which oversees a paper’s opinion section) at three others, including the Minneapolis Star-Tribune.

“Editorial pages that want to be taken seriously have to avoid putting in letters that are beyond reason and not even believable at a certain point,” he said. “Otherwise you get a reputation as a crackpot paper.”

Maui News managing editor Lee Imada wasn’t happy to hear Moyer’s remarks, and not surprisingly, disagreed. “The letters page is the place where opinions can be made, as opposed to our regular news pages.” Imada said. “I personally feel that Las Vegas was a horrible tragedy. I don’t believe [Smith’s letter] is true, but there are some people who have views that are way out there and many of them are avid letter writers.”

Editor Moyer added, “[The Review-Journal] is a conservative newspaper, and we get a lot of nutty knuckleheads writing in.

But I think we’re pretty good about ferreting those letters out and keeping it to civic discussions that are factual and reasonable.”

Imada claimed if a letter contains factual inaccuracies, it is returned to the writer.

Yet, a letter published in The Maui News on Oct. 18 quoted Secretary of State Rex Tillerson saying, “I am standing here today to tell you that I am on the same page as this idiot [President Donald Trump],” a quote that Tillerson never said. We sent the item to Imada, who never responded with a comment. But days later, the paper ran an apology from the letter’s author stating that he had mistaken a satirical quote for a factual one.

Imada did acknowledge that the decision to run the Las Vegas letter was a tough one: “Frankly, I did have some editors inhouse who questioned whether we should run this letter or not.

“But I stand by my call,” he added. “I’m sure most of the people who read that section did not believe it and were probably appalled by it. But the letter tells our readers that these [conspiracy theory] people are out there. I think that might have some

value as well. Then it’s the beginning of a conversation about people who hold these conspiracy theories.”

Imada added, “The vast majority of our letters are acceptable, but we live in a society where people hold all kinds of views– some really fringe; some more normal. The interpretation of what is acceptable and what is unacceptable is sometimes difficult to make. One might argue that these days, in the political sphere, who knows what is actually the truth, or what the truth is. Unfortunately this is the world we live in.”

Given his philosophy, I asked, if I wrote a letter about extraterrestrial aliens among us, would the News print it? “No, I’m not going to print that,” he replied. “There are levels of acceptable fact.”

“However,” he added, dryly, “I guess it depends on how you would couch that letter about aliens. There may be a context in which it could get in.”

-Deborah Caulfield Rybak

IN OTHER NEWS ON THE NEWS It’s doubtful The Maui News cares much what we think about its editorial letter policy, given the bombshell the paper dropped last week. Starting Nov. 13, the paper will no longer deliver the paper directly to subscribers. Instead, publisher Joe Bradley wrote Friday in a note to readers, the paper will be sent Monday through Saturday via U.S. Mail. In addition, Bradley wrote, the News will abandon the Sunday paper, offering instead, “a new and expanded Weekend Edition” on Saturday, which will include all Sunday features. “Our goal here is to provide dependable delivery to our customers at the most affordable price.”

The news saddened Chris Conybeare, president of the Oahu-based Media Council Hawaii, a non-profit journalism advocacy group. “The community is going to lose another day’s coverage of news. What if something happens on Saturday? And Sunday is the time when people read the paper.”

Conybeare recalled the period when The Maui News published just three days a week, adding “I’d hate to see it sliding back in that direction. I also feel badly for the people who will be losing work.

I’m sad to see more cutbacks in the news business. The Star-Advertiser laid off 25 people in the last year.”

Managing editor Imada was sad, too. “I don’t like it,” he said, “but unfortunately the reality is that it was a financial decision. Our revenues are down in general and there are some pretty stark financial realities that we are facing.” Imada didn’t know whether reader input could force reversal of the decision: “I just try to put the news out with a staff of only 13 people.”

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SMARTPHONE APP NOW LETS YOU REPORT INVASIVE SPECIES You can now connect with the Maui Invasive Species Committee (MISC) using the COM Connect app on a smartphone. It’s a mobile communication tool that gives citizens the ability to alert Maui

County officials to various issues like abandoned vehicles, potholes, graffiti as well as report invasive species.

“One of the ways to keep [Maui] beautiful is by preventing outbreaks of invasive species,” said county Managing Director Keith Regan in an Oct. 19 news release. “Using COM Connect, we can help MISC identify these invasive species, where they are located and they in turn can dispatch their field staff.”

Invasive species on the MISC list that people should report include coqui frogs, Little Fire Ant (LFA), miconia, pampas grass, ivy gourd, blessed milk thistle and fountain grass.

“Maui County residents are the eyes and ears of MISC,” said MISC Manager Adam Radford. “We can’t be everywhere all the time and reports from the community are essential to successfully finding our target species before they become a problem for the community. For example, the public has found and reported almost every known occurrence of the Little Fire Ant on Maui and community members regularly alert us to single coqui popping up in neighborhoods.”

The COM Connect application, developed and hosted by SeeClickFix, has been available to Maui County residents since March 2015; the app is free and is available in both Android and iOS. Since being made available to the public COM Connect has had 574 requests for service from the public, of which 486 requests have been completed.

“This tool is another step towards involving our citizens in the fight against invasive species,” said County Environmental Coordinator Rob Parsons. “The easier we make it for people to report invasive species the easier it will be for MISC to respond before these species gain a foothold and negatively impact Maui Nui.” Go to Mauicounty.gov/2024/COMConnect for more information. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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“I was told a woman’s place is in the kitchen and the bedroom–not the boardroom,” said Gladys Coelho Basia, a third generation Maui woman who states forthright that she was born in 1940. Women in business have obviously come a long way. But experts predict it may take nearly 100 years for women to achieve economic equality with men worldwide; we can only hope that it’s sooner in the U.S. Basia was one of “8 Wonder Women” sitting on a panel on Sept. 22 at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. The panel was part of “A Woman’s Place Is,” a three-hour confab presented by Maui Business Brainstormers to honor American Business Women’s Day. The diverse panel featured Judith Palmer Capertina, founder/owner of Haole Girl Island Sweets; Debbie Finkiewicz, president of The Maui Closet Company; Melanie Marrero, chief operating officer of Maui Brewing Co.; Leslie Malulani Shizue Miki, owner of Abundant Life Natural Foods; Susie Thieman, executive director of Lokahi Pacific; Diane Haynes Woodburn, publisher of Maui No Ka Oi Magazine; Mylen Fe Yamamoto, a YouTube talent agent and the force behind Cropsticks, a new eco-friendly line of bamboo chopsticks; and Baisa who retired at 65 only to realize “it was a waste” and now holds the Maui County Council’s Pukalani-Kula-Ulupalakua area residency seat; the Paia native is also the chair of the Water Resources Committee. And we did the math; she is 77.

The predominantly female crowd was welcomed by entrepreneur Gylian Solay and emcee David Kapaku. Moderator Jay April, president and CEO of Akaku Maui Community Media, facilitated the conversation. April’s questions focused on the challenges of being a woman in the workplace, but he flavored the talk by go-

ing beyond the boardroom.

The group was asked to fill in the blank, “A Women’s Place Is.” Responses ranged from empowering (wherever she can make a difference), to the political (in the White House), to the confident (wherever she wants to be).

Maui No Ka Oi’s Woodburn said the biggest challenge of starting her company was not being taken seriously. In meetings, men would ask Woodburn if her husband was arriving shortly. Single at the time, Thieman was told early on that she was only working until she found the right man.

Perseverance is a must to overcome those attitudes. “I never heard a ‘no’ I didn’t like,” said Thieman, who in 1979 was the owner and publisher of Downtown Planet newspaper. “‘No’ is just an invitation to do a better job,” Woodburn added.

Yamamoto, who recently appeared on Shark Tank, said it is important to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. “Get a mentor that you trust,” she said.

Yamamoto also believes that being a good person is essential for success. The panelists agreed that the Golden Rule is a vital principle. “Be a good person,” Woodburn said simply. “And err on the side of generosity.”

These successful women believe it is important to follow your passion. “You have to love what you do,” Capertina said. If you love what you do, your enthusiasm for your business will be contagious. Marrero said she gets joy from living her life for today, not tomorrow. “This moment is your life,” she said.

Marrero draws inspiration from a wide variety of people including Michelle Obama, Pakistani activist Malala Yousafzai, Hayden Panettiere, Katy Perry and the contestants on The Voice.

When it comes to influences, however, most mentioned their mothers.

The group generally agreed that stress relief comes from taking care of yourself, moving your body, eating healthy and sleeping well. “Exercise is huge,” said Capertina. Then Finkiewicz got a chuckle when she said everyone in her office

knows if she is stressed out because she starts cleaning ferociously.

April closed the talks with the question: “What is on your nightstand?” The apparently overworked crowd laughed when Miki stated “Who has time?!”

The books mentioned were as diversified as the individuals on the stage. (One editorial observation: the authors are all women.) Woodburn is reading Option B: Facing Adversity, Building Resilience, and Finding Joy, written

by Facebook CEO Sheryl Sandberg with Professor Adam Grant.Yamamoto is reading The 5 Second Rule: Transform Your Life, Work, and Confidence with Everyday Courage by Mel Robbins. Capertina and Marrero meanwhile enjoy fictionalized tales. Marrero most recently read A Piece of the World by the bestselling author Christina Baker Kline.

Capertina prefers serial-killer novels.

American Business Women’s Day is a day to honor and reflect on the contributions and accomplishments of women in the workforce and women business owners. It’s a day to bring together women of diverse occupations and to provide opportunities for them to help themselves and others grow personally and professionally through leadership, education, networking and national recognition.

Maui Business Brainstormers successfully honored ABW Day. The discussion was informative, entertaining, inspiring and empowering. Afterwards, attendees networked with each other and the panelists. Business cards were exchanged, Facebook friend requests were sent, and hugs of gratitude were shared. People left feeling motivated to work together toward equality.

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News Of The Weird ALIEN INVASION! Bryant Johnson of Casper, Wyoming, was on a mission on Oct. 2 when police responded to a call about a man warning citizens of an alien invasion coming next year. KTWO Radio in Casper reported that Johnson told police he had traveled back in time from 2048, explaining that the aliens filled his body with alcohol and had him stand on a giant pad that transported him back to 2017–although he was supposed to arrive in 2018. He also asked to speak with the “president of the town.” Instead, Bryant was arrested for public intoxication.

FARM ANIMALS GONE WILD The owners of a mischievous ass in Vogelsberg, Hesse, Germany, have been ordered to pay for damages after Vitus the donkey apparently mistook an orange McLaren Spider sports car for a carrot. When Markus Zahn left his $411,000 car parked next to a paddock on Sept. 16, 2016, he returned to find that Vitus had nibbled on its paint to the tune of almost $7,000 in damage. “The donkey had insurance, but the insurance didn’t want to pay,” Zahn told the BBC. Vitus’s rap sheet also includes biting a Mercedes.

OOPS! In Romania, it takes more than foul weather or a damaged field to stop football. On Sept. 24, a match between Bistrita Brosteni and Vanatorul Dorna Candrenilor was abandoned just 58 minutes in after all the teams’ balls ended up in the nearby Bistrita River, according to the Hindustan Times. Bistrita was winning 2-0 when they ran out of balls.

Fans suggested they might find the balls at the Bicaz dam nearby.

CREEPS ON PARADE Samantha the intelligent sex doll suffered a number of indignities at the Ars Electronica Festival in Linz, Austria, in early September.

Sergi Santos of Barcelona, Spain, who developed Samantha, said men at the show acted “like barbarians. Two fingers were broken. She was heavily soiled.” Samantha, who talks, is also programmed to react when someone touches her.

Santos told Metro News that Samantha would have to undergo repairs and cleaning, but she “can endure a lot. She will pull through.”

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Doctors thought a 47-year-old postman in Preston, Lancashire, England, who complained of a persistent cough might have cancer, as he was a long-term smoker whose X-rays showed a spot on his lung. But when they removed the mass, the BBC reported, they found the “longlost Playmobil traffic cone” the patient had received as a gift on his seventh birthday. He told doctors he had regularly swallowed the small pieces as a child and believed he had inhaled the tiny cone. Happy ending: After the toy was removed, the man’s cough almost disappeared and his other symptoms improved.

CORPORATE SHENANIGANS The Russian division of Burger King has asked the country’s Federal Anti-Monopoly Service to ban Stephen King’s horror movie It from showing in Russian theaters because the clown character, Pennywise, looks too much like Ronald McDonald, and therefore the movie is advertising for McDonald’s. However, the Hollywood Reporter noted, the movie opened in Russia on Sept. 7 and had already grossed millions of dollars by late September. A spokeswoman for the FAS, confirming that the complaint had been received, said, “We can’t be concerned with the content of the film,” but the agency would determine whether it contained advertising or product placement.

INEXPLICABLE If you’re already shopping for your 2018 calendar, Metro News recommends you don’t overlook the Carponizer Carp Calendar, which features “12 beautiful carps with attractive women. On high quality paper.” Oh, and the women are naked. Hendrik Pohler, 28, the calendar’s creator, was struck with the idea when he was fishing with a friend “and at the spot next to us were two hot girls fishing,” he told Maxim, which described the models as having “stiff, pained expressions.”

CRIME REPORT Patrick Joseph Adams Jr., 36, of Great Falls, Montana, pulled the ultimate heist in July when he convinced two male friends and his girlfriend to help him “move out” of a house that wasn’t his. One of the friends was suspicious when he saw a wall in the home dedicated to military service, but didn’t remember that Adams had been in the service, the Great Falls Tribune reported. That friend left before the move was complete, but the rest of the group loaded about $40,000 worth of belongings into a U-Haul, requiring two trips. Later that evening, the true homeowner of the burglarized house called police and reported the theft, and through U-Haul records police were able to track Adams down. He was charged on Sept. 28 with burglary and criminal mischief.

BUREAUCRACY IN ACTION Juana Escudero, 53, of Alcala de Guadaira, Spain, has been dead since May 13, 2010.

Except she’s still very much alive. FOX News reports that a Malaga, Spain, woman died on that date who shared Escudero’s full name and birthdate. As a result, Escudero was pronounced dead by the government, which has given her headaches ever since. For instance, she can’t renew her driver’s license or go to the doctor. Finally, in April 2016, she tracked down the actual dead woman in Malaga, and in September of this year, she petitioned the courts to open the grave to prove that she is not the dead woman. She even offered to do a DNA test. “On the government’s computers I am dead,” Escudero said, “but for the banks I am alive and kicking.” ■

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he first ever Maui Comic Con took place last year at the Lahaina Cannery. An estimated 2,000 people attended, many in costume with their keiki. The event featured appearances by top tier comic book artists, an Artist’s Alley of local comic book artists, buyer’s booths, scores of comic books, a VIP room and panels pertaining to comic book films and TV shows. The Lahaina Cannery hadn’t felt so cram-packed in years and the event proved to be a dream come true for anyone living on the Valley Isle

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who had never made it to either a mainland or inter-island comic book convention.

A year later, Maui Comic Con is back and even bigger than its inaugural year. Now, UH Maui College will host the event, which will create a more expansive landscape, a more centralized location for attendees and more variety for lovers of all things comic books, movies and pop culture.

In the weeks leading up to the event, most of the inventory at Maui’s sole comic shop, Maui Comics and Collectibles, is being boxed and stacked. Alika Seki, the owner of the store that hosts multiple gamer

meetings and the NERDWatch podcast, has rarely been busier. In addition to being the orchestrator of another eagerly anticipated Maui event, he’s also in the process of moving his shop. His cozy, charmingly stuffed store at the Akaku Center is moving across town. In fact, starting Nov. 1, Maui Comics and Collectibles will be right next to Paradise Video, making Wakea Avenue the hippest street on Maui (sorry, Market Street, you had a good run).

While Seki has shaved his samurai hairdo and has his hands full, his enthusiasm for the upcoming Maui Comic Con

and a new store address with lots more room is contagious.

MAUITIME: How will this year be different from last year?

ALIKA SEKI: We’re moving our location to the college, which is where I always envisioned it would be. Not too much else. The formula is the same: we’re free to the public but offer VIP tables for patrons to pay to see the headliners. Stan Sakai, Mark Texiera and Joe Rubinstein will have their own booths, where they’ll charge for signatures. Our Artist Alley will have its own room. It’ll probably

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a young George Lucas, exudes a sharp wit and genuine warmth when discussing his lifelong passions. His Kukui Project comic book became a local sensation and his work reflects his distinctly irreverent mindset.

MAUITIME: Who inspired you to become an artist?

Alika Seki

be a zoo in there with all those artists! Last year we had 20 artists. We have 30 this year.

MT: What was the response like from the public after the first Maui Comic Coin?

AS: Huge. People for the entire year have been coming in and talking about it, how they’re looking forward to it. Since we’re more centrally located, more people will be able to attend this year than last.

MT: Did it create a greater awareness of your shop?

AS: Awareness of the store is the same but I think it’s a symptom of the demand for comics.

MT: What are some of the highlights you’re looking forward to?

AS: The highlights include the Brian Kohne and Adi Ell-Ad’s exclusive clips for the Kuleana panel and Stan Sakai’s drawing demo.

Mark Texiera is doing loose sketches and free signatures for the first hour of the convention each day. The first 50 people in line will get a free poster and those on Sunday will get a free comic. There’s a super high concentration of local talent in one room.

There are so many people volunteering to make things happen. There’s many who we trust to run with the ball. Francine Walraven did the concept art and she organized an after party. James Welch of Geek Design Firm is doing our graphic design work to make it professional. All of the support from the Hawaiian Comic Book Alliance.

body of work. It’s rare that an artist’s cannon is so pure and complete. He’s really an artist’s artist. He recently put out the crossover Usagi Yojimbo/ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The art is incredible on that one.

MT: Tell me about the big move to Wakea.

AS: We’re going to be occupying the same building as Paradise Video. That was originally the first spot I wanted to open the store. The Kidney Foundation had made the agreement and got it. They’re downsizing their space, we could use more room, it works out for everyone. I’m super excited. We’ll have Magic events, a separate gaming room, and more storage in general. We’ll be outside of Queen Ka‘ahumanu and Sheik’s and down the street from the college. We luckily survived long enough for us to open again. Our first day is Nov. 1.

MT: How did the comic con venue relocation come about?

AS: Ken Gardner is the catalyst for the convention. He went to the Lahaina Cannery last year–they were a great location and partners.

We may work with them in the future to do something else. As far as this event being free to the public and the school/educational outreach goals to the community, it’s a better collaboration with University of Hawaii. I went to UH when it was MCC and was on the student government in 2000. I was on it for two semesters. I can’t get away from Kahului!

It’s where all the action on Maui is anyways.

MT: What is the Hawaiian Comic Book Alliance?

AS: It went how we expected it to. I loved how much of the cosplay community came.

The largest cosplay convention on Maui so far.

It’s very impressive to me, that Night Darling was able to rally the community like that.

Needless to say, she’s in charge again. Being a comic fan, seeing the old, rare vintage comics.

This year, we’ve got a guy who purchased the remainder of a pedigree collection. There will be a lot of silver and golden age comics, like Wonder Woman. Those kind of things, when you’re a comic fan, it’s just the best.

AS: Sam Campos, Chris Cravalho, Todd Bernardy and DJ Keawekane are the founders. It’s an associated group of local comic creators and writers who work to help each other out, pal around and keep each other informed about the industry. They’re a team.

I’m inducted as the only comic book store owner. It was a kick listening to them debate as to whether they should induct me. They decided I was worthy. I get to pick one person to kick out... and that person is Todd.

MT: Tell me about your guests.

AS: The main three are Joe Rubinstein, a legendary inker. Mark Texiera from the 1980s’ Ghost Rider and The Punisher and many more. He has a dark, grittier style. most notable from the 1990s’ Spirits of Vengeance series. As for Eisner award winning Stan Sakai, when you hear other artists talk of him, it’s with reverence and respect for his complete

Alika’s long-time, all-in-joking (we think) clash with Todd Bernardy is well known to anyone who listens to the NERDWatch podcast. The topics of the X-Men movie costume designs (a topic that inspires a rage of hellfire from Seki) and the integrity of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Bernardy’s personal fuel for geek outrage) is enough to get the two of them into a Superman/Batmanworthy showdown. Bernardy, who resembles

MT: What were your first comic books?

TB: My first comics were superheroes: Superman #16 in 1987 by Karl Kessel and John Byrne, and my first Batman Comic was Legends of the Dark Knight #1, by Denis O’Neill, Ed Hannigan, John Betty. The next big event in my life was Image comics. I loved Spawn By Todd McFarlane, Savage Dragon by Erik Larsen, Jim Lee’s Wildcats (although I am a bigger Gen 13 fan). Pitt by Dale Keown, Maxx by Sam Keith, Cyberforce by Marc Silvestri. These comics were a big influences on me and still inspire me.

When I turned 10, I got Soundgarden’s Superunknown on cassette, and I became aware of James O’Barr’s The Crow, which inspired Kukui Project to be in black and white. I saw the film adaptation on VHS and was amazed

MT: What Inspired you to create Kukui Project?

TB: Kukui Project grew out of my concern that politics influence scientists’ cooperation, especially in the face of climate change. I taught English in China, and the class used some of our time in English to catch up on trigonometry.

The teachers made them do their homework in ink. When the students checked their answers against the smarter kids in my class, they would use tape to gingerly erase and correct their answers. Only three percent of them were going to college. Someone asked me when I got back from my trip if the US government would ever let the Chinese astronauts on the International Space Station. I thought it would be a catastrophe, if that line in the sand was drawn along our eastern and western hemispheres. If that line was drawn, it would be drawn right over Hawaii.

Hawaii was a place where a line had been drawn in the sand during the ‘70s over the bombing of Kaho‘olawe. I saw the metaphor for Kukui Project evolve from the bombing of Kaho‘olawe to the breaking of the international space treaty.

If humanity lets our politics get in the way of cooperation, it could lead to nations that haven’t ratified the international space treaty, equipping satellites with WMDs. If we can all cooperate to clean up Kaho‘olawe, then we could dismantle satellites carrying nuclear and biological payloads that could be dropped anywhere on Earth. The science in Kukui Project is stuff that we’ve already invented but we haven’t implemented. The Kukui Project isn’t about discussing what is right or wrong, it’s about doing what is Pono.

MT: Does living in Haiku inspire your work?

TB: Yes. I love it here. I love Maui. My wife is from Makawao. I had a huge plot point in Kukui Project that I had no idea how to solve until I lived here: The two astronauts investigating the reappearance of a missile, which was thought to Continued on page 13

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MT: What are some lessons learned from last year?

TODD BERNARDY: I always drew pictures.

Everything overwhelms me and it leads me to drawing or painting. Drawing de-saturates reality.

Art is like sensory deprivation. My Uncle, Terry Bernardy, was a commercial artist and art director who helped me develop most of my skills. I like art because it helps me discover something, but Terry created art like he just knew. My Kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Burgess, was really surprised by my strength in art. She encouraged me to pursue it. My fourth grade teacher, Mrs. Miles, was an artist. She encouraged me draw my first full comic book when I was seven or eight. I had two really good art teachers in high school. I also studied with Michael Cook, and Ellen Koment at the University of New Mexico. The strength of the art program at UNM was that it was all chaired by working artists and exhibited at galleries. I also became interested in writing around middle school, so I had some really encouraging teachers. My favorite teacher from high school actually was my fifth grade teacher. We had a small school district, so he went from fifth grade school teacher to high school computer teacher.

His name was Richard Barton. I got to scan and letter my comics digitally, so I could print them and bind them. Most of my teachers had an impact on my life. They all gave me license to pursue my interests in drawing and writing, so I’m grateful for that latitude.

how the book came to life. In 1995, I got Smashing Pumpkin’s Melancholie and the Infinite Sadness double CD, and every Heavy Metal magazine from 1977 until 1984. Heavy Metal had reprints of Moebius, and Richard Corben’s Den, and (maybe most importantly) Tex Arcana by John Findley, which is why Kukui Project is graphite. I later discovered Kabuki by David Mack while I was in high school.

If you twisted my arm and made me pick five or six comics that led me to creating my own comics, it would be Kabuki, The Crow, Tex Arcana, Gen 13, Savage Dragon, and Spawn.

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Continued from page 11 be completely extinct, were using an image on the casing to trace the manufacture of the explosive. I had no idea what that image would be, until I say this gigantic rooster behind the Thai food truck at the Haiku Cannery. I looked at the rooster and thought, “That rooster must eat tons of centipedes to get so huge.” That became the cover of issue #5, and is part of the coat of arms for the villain. My wife won’t let me give any more story details away. The prologue for the trade paperback of Kukui Project also features the banana trees from my backyard. If it wasn’t for Haiku, Kukui Project wouldn’t have any cocks or bananas. How’s that for subtext?

We believe that if you like comics you should read comics. Sam Campos, creator of Pineappleman, started the alliance to share knowledge between all of the members. Now the alliance exists to promote Hawaii’s diversity and literacy through comics. We will always stop to answer questions from future creators if anyone wants to talk story about comics.

Sam was getting lots of questions from other creators about how to complete their projects, so instead of getting individual creators together, he brought a community of people together that have something constructive to contribute. I think part of the aim is to bring comics back into artist alley at conventions.

MT: Does your subsequent comic, Disco Thunder Groove Bone, come from an insatiable love for coffee?

MT: Where can we find your work?

TB: Anybody interested in my work can see it at Kukuiproject.com, shop at Mulberrygroove.com

STAN SAKAI: There are many aspects of Japanese history and culture on which I would like to focus stories. There are major story arcs I have wanted to do for a long time such as Tomoe’s Wedding, in which I delve into traditional arranged marriages or Tengu Wars which revolve around these mythological creatures. I am just starting to write a few stories about Christians in the Tokugawa period, having introduced the first European character a couple of years ago.

travel. Sergio and I have been around the world together, and just returned from the UK last week where we were guests at The International Comics Arts Festival in Kendal where they inaugurated the Sergio Aragones International Award for Excellence in Comic Art.

MT: What was the initial response to Usagi Yojimbo from the Japanese community?

SS: I have done pretty much what I wanted to do. I grew up with the early Marvel superheroes so it was a thrill many years ago when a Marvel editor called and asked me to do a short story using any of their characters in whatever kind of story I wanted to do. I did a Samurai Hulk story, integrating the green guy with classic Japanese folktales. I just loved drawing the Hulk in armor fighting an army of samurai.

SS: They were very supportive and saw Usagi as a way of sharing their heritage to their kids. I did talks for Japanese community groups and libraries.

TB: I do love coffee. Disco Thunder Groove Bone is about two guys looking for the last coffee plant on Earth. Coffee was wiped out by a genetically altered blight, created by an evil energy drink company called Thunderchicken. I go to Maui Coffee Roasters all the time for the Happy Hour Cappuccino. I was at an event for 24-hour comic book day when I conceived Disco Thunder Groove Bone. I had just watched Pulp Fiction, Black Dynamite, Dolomite and Superfly. I sat down on Saturday at 12pm in early October 2011 and I didn’t stop drawing until Sunday at 11:15. At about 2 or 3 in morning, I thought to myself, I hope I never have to live in a world without coffee.

MT: In this climate of so many comic book properties being adapted for film and television, have you been fielded with offers? Since Usagi Yojimbo is your independent creation, is this something you’d even want?

SS: Usagi has been optioned for movies and television many times, but never made it into his own series. He is in the current season of Nickelodeon’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, in a three-part story which is very good. The toys are in the stores as well, with three exclusive action figures through Walmart.

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MT: There’s an irreverence and cross-hybrid of genres in your work.

Is the aim to blend seemingly disconnected elements or do you envision a narrative that naturally accommodates them (ala, Ninja Turtles)?

TB: Most of the premises of my stories come from an episode of history crossed with a certain topic in philosophy. Most people think all comics are only the superhero genre. It isn’t true. I don’t like traditional superheroes. I think most people don’t realize that comics have just as many genres as most other media. I write a story I want to draw. Then I try to show it to people. I try to come up with a concise description to tell my readers at conventions.

The big two Marvel and DC have been rebooting their superheroes for the last 10 or 15 years.

They have alienated their readership by trying to recast these superheroes. Can I be an angry nerd for a second? This is a great question, because I want people to stop calling Marvel movies “comic book” movies. Philistines think comic books mean only superheroes. DC and Marvel Movies are only one genre, superhero movies. People need to stop calling them “comic book movies.” Comic book movies are art like Persepolis or American Splendor or Ghost World or Atomic Blonde. Don’t tell me an adaption of American Splendor can sit on the shelf with that awful Captain America: Civil War or Avengers: Age of Ultron at a video store, because they’re both “comic book adaptations.” This is why comic books like Maus probably won’t be adapted into film or animation in our lifetime, because something that won a Pulitzer shouldn’t be put into the same category as Spiderman: Homecoming.

MT: You’ve brought your talents to Groo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Peanuts and many others. Is there an established story still out there that you’ve always wanted to take part in?

Stan Sakai

and at Maui Comics and Collectibles. If you’re on island, please go to Maui Comics. All those guys are pretty cool. Swan, Travis, Phormat, but don’t talk to Alika. I’m the upside down version of Alika, without a gift for math. I think that’s why Alika is trying to banish me back to my dimension.

MT: Please tell me about the Hawaiian Comic Book Alliance.

A final conversation to share in exploring the personalities of Maui Comic Con is one of the most esteemed guests in the convention’s brief history, Stan Sakai. His career is one of the most legendary in the comic book world. Sakai is the creator of Usagi Yojimbo (portraying a samurai rabbit’s adventures in Japan) and The Adventures of Nilson Groundthumper and Hermy.

The former series began in 1984 and continues today, while the latter is inspired by Sergio Argones’ classic Groo the Wanderer, which Sakai contributed to early on as a letterer. He’s the recipient of multiple Eisner awards and has been nominated more than 20 times. He is the Kurosawa of comic books, a humble, extraordinarily skilled and highly experienced master of storytelling and comic book craftsmanship.

TB: The Hawaii Comic Book Alliance is a group of comic book creators that actually creates their own comics. We actually write and draw original stories that are created in Hawaii for the local community in Hawaii.

MAUITIME: Usagi Yojimbo has evolved so much over the years. Are there places you still hope to take the story that remain unexplored?

MT: Did growing up in a place as beautiful and rich with history as Kyoto also inspire your artistry?

SS: My dad was in the US army, stationed in Japan where he met and married my mom. I was two years old when the family moved to Hawaii where my dad was born, so I remember nothing of Kyoto. However, there is such a large Japanese population in Hawaii and I was able to experience much of the traditions, history and culture. I really enjoyed growing up in Hawaii, but I never really appreciated it until I moved to the Mainland. I return a couple times a year to visit with family.

MT: You’ve mentioned in the past how the actor Toshiro Mifune has influenced your work. Which other artists and works of cinema influenced your character and storytelling abilities?

MT: You’ve been drawing Usagi Yojimbo for so long–do you ever dream about him or the other characters?

SS: Much of my storytelling is inspired by cinema and directors such as Akira Kurosawa and Alfred Hitchcock. I like straight-forward, clear storytelling with good pacing and frame compositions. I like the way James Cameron introduces characters, or I may like another director for how he stages his action sequences. My artistic influences vary from Japanese Osamu Tezuka to American Steve Ditko to Italian Milo Manara.

MT: Please tell us what your latest projects are and anything you’d like to promote.

MT: What is the collaborative process with Sergio Argones like?

SS: I do the lettering for Sergio’s Groo the Wanderer and other projects. Usually, Sergio comes up with the story then hands it off to Mark Evanier for scripting. I say “usually” because sometimes Mark comes up with the story, gives it to Sergio, who gives it back to Mark.

Anyway, then the rough penciled art comes to me with a script for lettering. I still do traditional hand lettering directly on the original art. It then goes back to Sergio for inking, and finally to Tom Luth who colors everything digitally and sends scans to our editor. We also

SS: A few of the stories have been inspired by dreams.

SS: The ongoing Usagi series continues through Dark Horse. I am currently writing and drawing a seven part story involving Usagi and Inspector Ishida, a Sherlock Holmestype character who was inspired by the Hawaii detective Chang Apana. It is a murder mystery involving high ranking officials who were much more than suspected. Other than that, the DVDs of the TMNT/Usagi crossovers will be on sale in December and the Usagi toys are on sale right now.

MAUI COMIC CON 2017 Sat., Oct. 28 - Sun., Oct. 29 TIME: 9am-7pm Free ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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writer for Joy’s Place LIVE! and the team now offers an array of raw and vegan items.

“We don’t think of ourselves as a restaurant,” Tuva said. “Our tag line is Healthy Take Home, and what we produce is more for people on the go.”

Joy’s Place LIVE! still offers salads and sandwiches, but the shop believes the real value of their brand comes from the items the customers can use at home. They encourage newcomers to talk with the staff, learn about these ingredients, stock their fridges and create recipes for themselves, using the bases they find at the shop.

The raw chili at Joy’s Place LIVE! is a good example. Tuya describes buying the chili, then going to a farmers market to grab fresh vegetables, cheese, sour cream or whatever you desire and then taking it home and adding it all to the chili to make it your own.

“There’s no comparison from fresh almond juice to what you might buy in a store,” said Tuya. “It’s a completely different product.”

Having tried one of the cacao almond shakes, I can vouch for the unmatched taste.

You can also taste the freshness in other, more standard items like the Chicken Caesar Salad.

The shop also offers home remedies for sickness, including three-day cleanses.

“The Cold and Flu Bone Broth and Maui Cold Buster are two wellness products that people have really been going for lately,” Tuva said. “Regardless of if they’re under the weather, it offers something healing to keep you on track.”

Bone broths have been used for generations and Joy’s Place LIVE! adds their homemade touch to it by brewing the bones with fresh onions, turmeric, citruses and ginger. They also offer tonics fermented with immunity-

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f you’ve stepped into Joy’s Place LIVE! in Pukalani, chances are you were met by the smiling faces of either Joy or Tuya, working hard as they prepared ingredients behind the counter. A very small pick-up shop that originated as a production kitchen, Joy’s Place LIVE! has become an island favorite for its simple and genuine approach to healthy eating.

“The bottom line is that we always wanted to create an alternative for people,”

said Tuva. “There’s a lot of great food out here on Maui! But not all of it is healthy.

Healthy food is the basis of a healthy lifestyle, and we want to provide food for people trying to eat cleaner. Organic ingredients, nothing real complicated or fancy, just real food! We felt that people wanted that. We wanted that. And we wanted to find something that felt close to what we would make at home.”

Tuya has been working with Joy since the early 1990s, when the duo bonded over their passion for food. Back then the two made sandwiches and wraps, but in 2001 Tuya attended culinary school. Tuya returned to Maui as the principal recipe

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Tuya and Joy try hard to accommodate customer requests, creating items that are in high demand depending on the time of the year or the products available. With Thanksgiving coming up soon, the shop will be offering seasonal treats like homemade gravies, cranberries, raw vegan pies and even a lilikoi coconut pudding. The kitchen also has a rotating soup menu that changes every week.

“Our prices are maybe a little higher than people are used to seeing in the grocery store,” said Tuva. “But what people don’t realize is that the quality is extremely high. We do basically everything by hand in small batches. Nothing pre-processed or pre-packaged. It’s always fresh.”

For the almond shakes, which are very popular, the team soaks the almonds themselves, blends them and adds raw cacao, vanilla beans and high quality sweeteners.

boosting foods and apple cider vinegar.

“The cleanses came into play when Joy and I realized some of the products we were already producing could be cleanse products,” said Tuva. “We were both interested in [the process] and thought it would be fun to design and make a cleanse the way we would like it.”

The cleanse is $159 and provides you with a powerful green juice, miso soups, almond shakes, kombuchas, and turmeric tonics. Single-day cleanses are also available as well as extended programs.

“We have always believed that the foundation of good health is food that has been simply prepared from wholesome ingredients,” said Tuva. “Everything we make is thoughtfully prepared with love.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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2017 Maui Halloween Events $60 includes free pizza and drinks and upstairs VIP room. BYOB. 9pm. (200 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-688-8008; Dawarehousemaui.com

sets of Crayola markers to the first 100 younger keiki in costume. 4-7pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

VITALITY EVENTS GROUND ‘DA MONSTA BASH’ OVERNIGHT HALLOWEEN EVENT - Sat. Oct 28. Fire dancers, a drum circle fire pit, a haunted tiki lounge, lights show and lasers. There will be a costume contest with prizes and food and drink vendors. Delivering haunting vibe will be Awaleimoi, Kiawe Reefs, Lij Tafari, BLKSHP, Aloha Pants, Alligator Heads, Olivia Foxglove, DJ Love, Treverse, Number, Kraeks, DJ Sweets, Goldawn won and The Universe, The Eazy, TIMES, Elemental Entropy, Bass Nymph, E3, The Lamonts, The Lambs Bread, Freeradicals Projekt and more. (Free overnight parking and camping). BYOB. 21+. 9pm. (Akahele St., Lahaina)

QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU CENTER ‘LET’S TRICK OR TREAT TOGETHER’ - Tue. Oct 31. The annual Halloween celebration, Let’s Trick or Treat Together, includes store-to-store trick-or-treating for those 12 and younger. The Center Court will feature Halloween entertainment including a keiki costume contest with prizes, keiki costume parade, face painting, magic and special meet and greet with princesses and super heroes. There will be door prizes and a chance to win the QKC Family Fun Night Grand Prize. All giveaways are while supplies last. No masks may be worn by those 13 and older. 5-7pm. (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON PRE-HALLOWEEN EVENT - Sat. Oct 28. Get dressed up and head to the Northshore for an early Halloween with the Matt Del Olmo Band, Mark Johnstone, Orion Hitzig, Sweet Beats, Udi Cohen and Erik Guzman. Costumes encouraged. $10. 9:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

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ot sure how to celebrate Halloween this year? Let our handy schedule of all things spooky and creepy help you out!

THE OUTLETS OF MAUI HAUNTED HOUSE - Until - Tue. Oct 31. Visit the Halloween Haunted House of Horror for scary fun and Halloween treats. There will also be a photo booth. Cost is $10 and $5 for 12 and under. 3-10pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com REVITALIZEMAUI BOO-TOX BASH - Thu. Oct 26.

It’s a Boo-tox Bash with sips, bites, shots, raffles with prizes and specials on MD-injected Botox treatments to keep you looking spooktacular. Pre-booking is required, new Botox patients only. $199. 3-6pm. (300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-419-7445; Revitalizemaui.com THE DIRTY MONKEY NEW WAVE PRE-HALLOWEEN PARTY - Thu. Oct 26. Wear a weird costume, bring your boa and platform shoes and head to the west for a New Wave pre-Halloween party featuring “BARF.” 8pm. (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT HAUNTED HOUSE - Fri. Oct 27 - Sun. Oct 29. The Hyatt Regency Maui’s famous Haunted House returns for another terror-fying year. Cost is $5 for adults and $3 for keiki, with all proceeds going towards the Charity Walk. 5-8pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com KIHEI 4TH FRIDAY ‘HALLOWEEN KICK-OFF PARTY’ - Fri. Oct 27. Have fun with a Rainbow Chameleon Art Party, face painting, balloon twisting, mechanical bull riding, human bowling balls, hula hooping, The Maui Spider Jump, bubbles & crafts. See Stilt Walker Jolie Strickland, the Lokelani School Band, Taiko Drums, Neto and Barbara’s Hot Salsa Band, The Drivers and Uptown Dance Troupe with “Thriller.” Check out the many food booths & trucks, and over 50 arts & crafts vendors. 6pm. (S Kihei Rd.); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com STOPWATCH SPORTSBAR HALLOWEEN EVENT - Fri. Oct 27. Celebrate Halloween with Luna Overdrive. There will be a costume contest so dress up. $5. 8pm. (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380.

WAI BAR HALLOWEEN EVENT - Fri. Oct 27.

Features DJ Deviant, Bass Nymph, Clever Alias and DJ Illz with visuals by N3.bot and Kaptain Kaos. There will be drink specials and horrors movies playing in the outdoor lounge. Please wear black attire. 21+. 9pm. (45 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-214-9829; Waibarmaui.com VIBE BAR AND NIGHTCLUB HALLOWEEN EVENTS - Fri. Oct 27 - Tue. Oct 31. Offering four events for your Halloween pleasure. Oct 27: Night

of the Living Dead Rock Stars with DJ Theron, 10pm. Oct 28: You’re My Hero! with DJ LX, 10pm.

Oct 29: Kurt’s Underground Vampire Dance Party, 9pm. Oct 31: Halloween Bash with DJ Nak and Jessica, 9pm. There will be giveaways and a costume showcase at each event. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Vibenightclubmaui.com THE OUTLETS OF MAUI PRE-HALLOWEEN PARTY - Sat. Oct 28. Get your costumes ready for a pre-Halloween party and pick up a free trick-ortreat bag at the Main Stage. There will be trick-ortreating, Halloween games, craft stations, pumpkinand face-painting, the Maui Ocean Center Creepy Crawly Creature Station and the Special Haunted House of Horror. Enjoy music by Mike Finkiewicz and the “Halloween Bash,” presented by Maui Zumba Kids. Free. 3-6pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI ‘BENDS, BREWS & BOOS’ - Sat. Oct 28. Enjoy a special Halloween-inspired yoga event, “Bends, Brews & Boos” led by Amber Tesoro from PopUp Yoga Maui. Bring your own mat, and an appetite for a fun and playful class with Halloween music, costumes, door prizes and some delicious brews. Cost: $20 per person includes yoga class and your first drink.

21+. 10:45am-12pm. (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com PROARTS PLAYHOUSE HALLOWEEN EVENT - Sat. Oct 28. This Late Night Horror: A Comedy and Burlesque Revue, will be an evening of classic Halloween entertainment at Dracula’s favorite late-night hangout, “The Naughty Nightmare.” Rub elbows with the Wolfman and Frankenstein’s Monster while enjoying spooky stand-up and brazen burlesque.

Hosted by Madame Munchausen, you will scream with delight at the wicked wiles of the frisky Cabaret and Cocktails and swoon over the handsome heartthrobs of the Bat Pack. 7:30pm. (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com KAHALE’S DIVE BAR ANNUAL HALLOWEEN BASH - Sat. Oct 28. Join Kahale’s crew for their annual Halloween bash. There will be nightly drink specials, a costume contest and tons of fun and horror. Jam your night away with the beats of DJ Blast and hang with your favorite ghouls and goblins. 8pm. (36 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-875-7711 DA WARE HOUSE MAUI VOODOO LOVE MAGIC HALLOWEEN FESTIVAL - Sat. Oct 28. Get wicked and explore the depths with IT.ME, So Sleepy, #POUNDTOWN and Deviant with sounds by Frequency Sound Design, adorned by the lovely ladies of the #KITTYSQUAD. There will be a Zombikini Fashion Show, haunted fun house, fortune tellers, body painting, 12-foot spikes and a bloody juice bar. Flow and glow art is encouraged and free glowsticks will be handed out while supplies last. GA 18+ $35, VIP 21+

CASANOVA ITALIAN RESTAURANT HALLOWEEN EVENT - Sat. Oct 28. Hear Salsa Y Latin beats for Halloween by Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo starting at 9:30pm, followed by a costume contest at 11pm. $10. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com THE SHOPS OF WAILEA HALLOWEEN EVENT - Sun. Oct 29. The event features a keiki and pet costume contest with prizes and after the contest, families and children are invited to stroll The Shops for a special trick-or-treat in their costumes. 3-6pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com MAUKA MAKAI ‘IN THE SPIRIT’ OF MOONSHINE AND MONSTER MASH HALLOWEEN EVENT - Mon. Oct 30. Attendees will be treated to forbidden spirits featuring Okolehau Moonshine.

Chef Ikaika Manaku will pair these libations with native “mash” dishes. Lounge-style house music will be provided by DJ’s Big Mike and Kamakaze. And, prize will be awarded to the best costume. 21+. $65. 6:30-9:30pm. (Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, 45 Kai Malina Pkwy.,Ka`anapali); 808-662-6370; Westinnanea.com/maukamakai THE DIRTY MONKEY HALLOWEEN BASH - Tue. Oct 31. Rock out to DJ sets by Joralian and Jay P and enjoy drink and food specials. There will be a costume contest and door prizes. 6:50pm. (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com THE 2017 LAHAINA TOWN HALLOWEEN PARTY - Tue. Oct 31. For one night each year, Front Street transforms into a giant Halloween party, filled with family-friendly activities, live music, ono grindz, and of course one of the world’s most unique displays of ghosts and ghouls, starting at 12pm. Highlight includes: The annual Halloween Keiki Parade starts at 4:30pm. The Parade will begin at the corner of Papalaua and Front Street, lead by The Maui Fire Department, followed by Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa and Grand Marshall Theo Morrison. Maui’s Senator Roz Baker will be in the parade as will Bagpiper Reverend Paul Tangonan, followed by the Maui Shriner’s, the Lahaina Rotary Clubs Float and Maui’s Elvis, (Darren Lee). Then the Lahainaluna High School Marching Band will lead hundreds of keiki in costume to the stage area at Banyan Tree Park. All keiki are invited to march across the stage where they will receive a participant’s ribbon and a bag filled with candies and treats. The annual Ghoulish Gala Costume Karaoke Contest starts at 7pm and will be hosted by Toddy Lilikoi at the Wharf Cinema Center.

MAUI MALL HALLOWEEN SCAVENGER HUNT - Tue. Oct 31. Hunt down the hidden Zombies for a chance to win prizes, trick-or-treat for candy and take picture with the ohana at the 808PhotoBomb photobooth. The Maui 8 Track Players will provide Monster Bash-themed music and Maui Family Support Services, will have an Arts and Crafts booth, giving out boxed

LIVING WAY CHURCH MAUI SUPER HARVEST FESTIVAL BLOCK PARTY - Tue. Oct 31.

Keiki will enjoy Halloween at the annual Super Harvest Festival block party. There will be food, carnival games, dancing, prizes and of course candy. This year’s theme is Superheroes! So dress up as one.

5:30-9pm. (399 N. Market St., Wailuku) LAHAINA CANNERY MALL HALLOWEEN EVENT - Tue. Oct 31. Enjoy Halloween spellbinding family magic from local favorite Holden Mowat, face-painting by Aloha Characters Cinderella, Moana, Spider-Man and Captain America, take pictures with Frankenstein provided by Imaging Plus Hawaii, check out the famous keiki costume contest and trick-or-treat from store to store. 5:30-8:30pm.

(1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com THE PINT AND CORK ANNUAL HALLOWEEN PARTY - Tue. Oct 31. Celebrate boos and booze with Maui Brewing Co. cask beer specials.

6pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-BEER; Thepintandcork.com MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE HALLOWEEN EVENT - Tue. Oct 31. Featuring Bone Thugs-N-Harmony with special guest The Lamonts. There will be a costume contest with a $500 cash prize, door prizes, giveaways and more. Advance tickets available YNVU clothing and Mulligans. 21+. 7pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET HALLOWEEN EVENT - Tue. Oct 31. The biggest Halloween Party on Front Street, Yelloween on the Rooftop, is presented by Veuve Clicquot from 8-10pm. Ticket options are: $50 per person, includes one glass of Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label, seating is first come first served. VIP $100 per person, includes one glass of Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label, a reserved Rockstar Table for up to 5, one bottle of Veuve Cliquot Yellow Label per table and access to the After Party.

The After Party is from 10pm-1am with DJ Deviant, re-admittance is based on capacity. Additional food and beverage not included in ticket price, a la carte menu will be available purchase. 21+. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com DOWN THE HATCH HALLOWEEN EVENT Tue. Oct 31. Get haunted this Halloween with DJ Love followed by a costume contest with a grand prize package. 9pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE HALLOWEEN EVENT - Tue. Oct 31. It’s the annual “Night of the Living Dread” featuring Maui Reggae Legend Marty Dread. $10. 10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL HALLOWEEN EVENT - Tue. Oct 31. Hit up the Westside for Halloween spun by DJ Illz. $10. 10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com ■

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Picks

by Alex Mitchell

This Week's Picks THURSDAY, OCT. 26 SUGAR MUSEUM NEEDS VOLUNTEERS – The Museum Education Program at the Sugar Museum needs volunteers. The opportunity is available until May 31, 2018. The Sugar Museum wants to recruit local Maui residents to be tour guides (docents) for its education program, which takes place every Tuesday and Thursday from 9:30-11:30am.

Free. 9:30am. Sugar Museum, (3957 Hansen Rd., Pu‘unene); 808-871-8058; Sugarmuseum.com.

Photo courtesy of Flickr/Frank Hamm

AKAKU UPSTAIRS PRESENTS GROW SOME GOOD OOD – Akaku rk and Grow Upstairs will present Maui School Garden Network nclude Lehn Some Good at Akaku Community Media. Speakers include lin of Grow Huff of Maui School Garden Network, Kathy Becklin ment of AgSome Good and Robyn Pfahl, the Hawaii Department riculture’s Farm to School Coordinator. Discussions will include more information about the programs and how they’re linking chefs with Maui’s students. Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org.

Photo courtesy Pixabay

THURSDAY, OCT. 26 ALOHA FADO MAUI TOUR – The Aloha Fado Maui Tour with Ramana Vieira will happen across Maui from Thursday, Oct. 26 to Sunday, Oct. 29. Vieira is an internationally acclaimed Fado artist, and she’ll be joined by Brad Bivens, Don Lax and Danny M. Enjoy an authentic spin on traditional Portuguese music for a night of romance and passion. Oct. 26: Free. 3pm.

Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); Oct. 28: Free. 2:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); Oct. 28: $15/$20. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); Oct. 29: $12/$17. 3pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant, (1188 Makawao Ave.); Ramanaviera.net; Brownpapertickets.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Ramana Viera

LANI LACE LINGERIE TRUNK SHOW – There’s a Lani Lace Lingerie Trunk Show at Montage Kapalua Bay on Thursday, Oct. 26 and Friday, Oct. 27. The two-day trunk show will feature a beautiful assortment of locally made lace lingerie. Here’s your chance to pick up something sexy and special for yourself or a loved one.

9am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay.

Photo courtesy LaniLaceLingerie/Facebook

FRIDAY, OCT. 27

SATURDAY, OCT. 28 MAUI PITBULL RESCUE CHARITY EVENT – There’s a Maui Pitbull Rescue Charity Event at Maui Brewing Company in Kahana. Maui Pitbull Rescue is a nokill non-profit shelter on Maui. Their mission is to rescue, rehabilitate and find forever homes for unwanted, abused and neglected pitbulls. Maui Brewing Company will donate half of their house beer profits. Free. 6-10pm. Maui Brewing Company Lahaina, (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; Mauibrewingco.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/MPR

CHAYOTE SQUASH COOKING WORKSHOP – There’s a Chayote Squash Cooking Workshop at Hali‘imaile Community Garden. Learn more about this interesting and tasty squash that’s actually in the cucumber family.

The workshop will provide opportunities to tour the squash field, learn how to grow chayote, and ideas about how to use chayote in recipes. There will also be samples to taste. $10. 2pm. Hali‘imaile Community Garden, (Aoiki St., Hali‘imaile); 415-480-4769; Haliimailegarden.com.

Photo courtesy of Flickr/Andrew3000

SATURDAY, OCT. 28 MAUI COMIC CON – The 2017 Maui Comic Con will happen at University of Hawaii Maui College on Saturday, Oct. 28 and Sunday, Oct. 29. This year’s event will feature celebrities like Stan Sakai, Mark Texeira, Joe Rubinstein, Brian Kohne, Adi Ell-Ad and RoboBabe: Gaylin Gorg. There’ll be a cosplay contest, comic book vendors and lots of surprises for Maui’s fans. Free. 9am-7pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Mauicomiccon.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Comic Con

RIDGE TO REEF RENDEZVOUS – The 2017 Ridge to Reef Rendevous will be at Kahekili Beach Park. This is a great annual event for the whole family with a keiki catch and release fishing tournament, a haunted reef Halloween scavenger hunt, hands-on displays, demonstrations and giveaways.

Lunch is first-come first-serve, and will be provided by Westin Nanea Ocean Villas, CJ’s Deli and Diner and the Maui Grill Ka‘anapali. There’ll also be live music with Captain Billie Bones. Free. 9am. Kahekili Beach Park, (65 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali). Photo courtesy of Liz Foote

SATURDAY, OCT. 28 NOBLE CHEF GALA – The annual Noble Chef Gala will be at Fairmont Kea Lani Resort. This year’s theme is “Hawaiian Renaissance” and will celebrate the students and mentors of the UH Maui College Culinary Arts Program. Maui’s top celebrity chefs and top culinary students will present an appetizer and cocktail reception, and there’ll also be an exciting seated dinner course served. The evening will wrap up with a dessert finale and pastry presentation. $195+. 5:30pm. Fairmont Kea Lani Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Uhfoundation.org. Photo courtesy Facebook/University of Hawaii Maui College

DEAD ROCK STAR PARTY – The Dead Rock Star Party will be at The Core in Haiku. The party is a benefit for the Wisdom Center for Autism, a local nonprofit that supports special needs kids and their families on Maui’s North Shore. The event is a way to assist the Wisdom Center in moving to a new location. Dress up as Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain or any other of your favorite RIP rock stars. Free. 6-10pm. The CORE, (810 Haiku Rd., Haiku); Wisdomcenterforautism.org. Photo of Janis Joplin: Albert B. Grossman Management/Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, OCT. 29 GIRLS BEACH DAY – Girls in the Lineup’s Girls Beach Day will be at the Hawaiian Canoe Club in Kahului. All kids 8-18 that identify as female are invited for a day of beach fun, water games and sports. Attendees can learn SUP, canoeing, windsurfing and swimming skills. There’ll also be a breakfast, beach workout and a beach clean-up.

Free. 8am. Hawaiian Canoe Club, (Kahului Harbor); 808-893-2124; Keleafoundation.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Kelea Foundation

MONDAY, MOND MO ND DAY AY, OC OCT. CT T.. 3 30 0 TOUCHDO TOUCHDOWN FOR TATAS – The fifth annual Touchdown For Tatas will take place at the Beach House Bar and Grill.

The event is a benefit for the Pacific Cancer FoundaEnj Monday Night Football and help raise funds tion. Enjoy breas cancer awareness. There’ll be prizes at the end for breast of each quarter and donations made for each touchdown.

Fr Free.

2:30pm. The Beach House Bar and Grill at Sands of Kahana, (4299 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-5000; Beachhousekahana.com.

Ka Pho Photo courtesy of Facebook/Touchdown For Tatas

STEPHEN HOUGH – Pianist Stephen Hough will perform at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Hough is a masterful concert pianist, writer and composer, and he’ll perform works by Debussy, Chopin and Beethoven. This is sure to be a lovely afternoon of beautifully performed classical music. $1265. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo: Andrew Crowley

WEDNESDAY, NOV. 1 ART WALK – Enjoy ArtWalk at the Shops at Wailea. Here’s a great monthly event for Maui’s art lovers and artists. The event is a chance to meet new people, peruse, and partake in festivities at the Enchantress Gallery by Bootzie, Ki‘i Galleries, Lahaina Galleries, National Geographic’s Fine Art Galleries and Tasini Tiki Gallery. Free. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/National Geographic Fine Art Galleries

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

The Death of Comedy Watching ‘Tyler Perry’s Boo 2: A Madea Halloween’ is a true horror STARS ★ZERO ★★ ★★

Rated PG-13 / 101 Min.

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ere’s a first for me: I bought a ticket to see Geostorm and, due to screening room signs being renovated and being pointed in the wrong direction, I walked into the theater showing Tyler Perry’s Boo 2! A Madea Halloween instead. Both films started at the same time and, since this was opening night, I found myself in a packed house. I’ve never walked into the wrong movie before. Such was the level of my confidence that I was in the right place, I wasn’t immediately tipped off when the logo for Perry’s production company flashed across the screen. As the opening credits unspooled, I let out an audible “Oh, no...” but kept watching. After all, I like Perry and really enjoyed some of his movies. Surely, unexpectedly walking into his latest movie wouldn’t be a total loss. One hundred minutes later, I wondered if the audience watching Geostorm felt as ripped off as I did.

Diamond White stars as Tiffany, a young college student who winds up sneaking off with her friends to a Halloween party.

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Her Dad, the out-of-touch Brian (played by Perry), is furious that his daughter would deceive him. Brian’s Mother, the outspoken Madea (also Perry) and his vulgar father Joe (Perry again) take off on a road trip to save their granddaughter, who is headed for a camp where murders reportedly took place.

Every single scene goes on too long, as if Perry was too in love with his material and had no idea how far to take each bit. The performances range from bad, trying-toohard or downright robotic. Perry has often had a hard time ending his movies, often resorting to rushed wrap-ups. Here, the big reveal is poorly handled and lazily explained.

The closing gag reel comes with no warning or credits playing over it–we’re suddenly just watching the cast goof around, which is as unfunny as every other scene here.

Perry’s best films (namely “Why Did I Get Married?” and its sequel) exude an affection for the characters and a passion for the stories he tells. His latest is beyond amateurish. It’s unworthy of his distinct voice as a filmmaker.

His cinematic craftsmanship may remain a work in progress but even his rocky film debut (Diary of a Mad Black Woman) didn’t feel like a just-make-it-up home movie.

People who watch this movie will envy the dead

One of Perry’s absolute worst films, For Colored Girls, is a rotten adaptation of the extraordinary play For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow is Enough by Ntozake Shange. The play was written as a poem, while Perry made a film with the dialogue half-poetry recitation, half Perry melodrama. It’s a remarkable failure but still illustrates an attempt to broaden his directorial abilities and showcases some great actresses, who rise above the limitations imposed on them. It was the last time Perry really tried to make a great film. I have a soft spot for his trashy guilty pleasure, Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor, but most of his recent output are corny, moralizing comedies that might work better as the extended church skits they obviously are.

Perry shouldn’t necessarily have to listen his critics but he could use constructive criticism on story structure. Boo 2! barely feels

like a movie, coming off more like a hastily assembled work in progress, intended to please Madea fans who deserve so much more than they’re getting.

To put it mildly, the racial stereotypes, insensitivity and reliance on minstel showlevel yuks is off the charts. Spike Lee’s Bamboozled warned us about movies like Boo 2! Watching this is being trapped in comedy purgatory. Imagine having a sustained sinking feeling of watching someone remaking Nutty Professor II: The Klumps and pile on an endless stream of outdated racist jokes.

The moments where Joe hits on an underage teen feel especially wrong-headed and out of touch. There’s no lesson, warmth or real laughs here. Perry’s considerable talent is not visible this time. As far as tossed-off Halloween-themed comedies go, this one endures as much as a stale candy corn rotting inside your stomach. ■

Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

Kirk Cameron Revive Us 2- G- 2D WED 7:00.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)- PG13- 2D THU (11/2)

Jigsaw-R- 2D THU 7:45. 2D FRI-SAT 10:40 1:00

2:20 3:20 4:40 5:40 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:30, 2D SUN 1:00 2:20 3:20 4:40 5:40 7:00 8:00, 2D MONTUE 10:40 1:00 2:20 3:20 4:40 5:40 7:00 8:00.

Only the Brave- PG13- 2D THU 11:00 2:00 4:00 4:50 7:00 7:50. 2D FRI 10:45 1:45 4:45 7:45 10:45, 2D SAT 1:45 4:45 7:45, 2D SUN-TUE 10:45 1:45 4:45 7:45.

Blade Runner 2049- R- 2D THU 11:40 3:15. 2D FRI-SAT 11:40 3:15 6:45 10:15, 2D SUN-TUE 11:40 3:15 6:45.

Seven Sundays-NR- 2D FRI-SAT 10:50 1:40 4:35 7:30, 2D SUN 1:40 7:30, 2D MON-TUE 10:50 1:40 7:30.

The Snowman-R- 2D THU 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:45.

2D FRI-SAT 11:35 10:20, 2D SUN-TUE 11:35 4:35.

Suburbicon-R- 2D THU 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 11:25 2:00 4:25 7:10 9:45, 2D SUN-TUE 11:25 2:00 4:25 7:10.

A Bad Mom’s Christmas-R- 2D WED-THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00.

Victoria and Abdul- PG13- 2D THU 11:15 1:45 4:30 7:10.

Last Night- NR- 2D THU 11:10 1:35.

My Little Pony: The Movie- PG-2D THU 11:50 2:35.

Professor Marston & The Wonder Women-R- 2D THU 5:10.

Moana-PG- 2D SAT 10:00.

7:00 9:00 10:00, 3D THU (11/2) 6:00 7:30 9:30.

I’ll Push You: A Real Life Inspiration-NR- 2D THU (11/2) 7:30.

Thank You For Your Service-R- 2D THU 7:00 9:50.

2D FRI-WED 1:10 4:00 7:00 9:40, 2D THU 1:10.

Boo 2! A Madea Halloween- PG13- THU 12:30 3:30 7:00 9:40. 2D FRI-THU 1:20 4:10 7:10 10:00.

Geostorm-PG13- 2D THU 1:20 4:10 7:10, 3D THU 9:50. 2D FRI-THU 12:40 3:50 6:50, 3D FRIWED 9:40.

Happy Death Day- PG13- 2D THU 1:10 3:50 6:50 9:30. 2D FRI-WED 12:30 3:30 6:30 9:20, 2D THU 12:30 3:30.

The Foreigner-R- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00. 2D FRI-WED 1:00 4:00 7:00 9:50, 2D THU 1:00 4:00.

The Mountain Between Us-PG13- 2D THU 12:40 3:40 9:50. 2D FRI-SAT 12:50 3:40 6:40

THURS | 10/26 MANA’O RADIO & CHUCK DELEONARDIS PRESENTS

JOHN KADLECIK

9:30, 2D SUN 9:30, 2D MON 12:50 3:40 6:40 9:30, 2D TUE 9:30, 2D WED-THU 12:50 3:40.

Lego Ninjago Movie-PG- 2D THU 12:50 4:00.

American Made-R- 2D THU 6:40.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Thank You For Your Service-R- 2D THU 7:15.

2D FRI-SAT 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, 2D SUN-THU 1:45 4:30 7:15.

Geostorm- PG13- 2D THU 4:10 7:00, 3D THU 1:20. 2D FRI-SAT 1:30 4:10 7:00 9:40, 2D SUNTHU 1:30 4:10 7:00.

The Foreigner- R- 2D THU 1:15 4:15 7:05. 2D FRI-SAT 1:30 4:15 7:05 9:45, 2D SUN-WED 1:30 4:15 7:05, 2D THU 1:30 4:10.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)- PG13- 2D THU (11/2) 7:00 Blade Runner 2049-R- 2D THU 2:00.

8:00pM • No Cover $25 presale • $30 Door Tickets available at Charley's saloon and at www.brownpapertickets.com

FRI | 10/27 Q103 & CHARLEY’S PRESENTS

CHALA WITH SPECIAL GUESTS DAVID ELECTRIC & STEPHEN BRADLEY OF STEEL PULSE AND VALLEY OF THE KINGS 9:30pM • $10 before 10:30pm $15 after 10:30pm

SAT | 10/28

MATT DEL OLMO BAND

9:30pM • $10 • Costumes encouraged

SUN | 10/29

NFL SUNDAY TICKET

CATCH ALL THE GAMES ON OUR GIANT SCREEN

BREAKFASTMONSERVED AT 7AM | 10/30 DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR!

MON | 10/30 CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

TUES | 10/31 - HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

TOM CONWAY

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RYAN ROBINSON

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Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Little Shop of Horrors: The Directors Cut- PG13-

Thor: Ragnarok opens this week

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NEW THIS WEEK

NOW PLAYING

a serial killer may be responsible for a missing woman. Stars Michael Fassbender and Rebecca Ferguson. 119 min.

I’LL PUSH YOU - NR - Documentary/Adventure - Two friends attempt a 500-mile hike across mountains and valleys. Stars Patrick Gray and Justin Skeesuck. 100 min.

A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS - R - Action/Comedy - Three over-worked women fight against the burdens of preparing for Christmas. Stars Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn and Mila Kunis. 104 min.

TYLER PERRY’S BOO 2! A MADEA HALLOWEEN - PG13 - Comedy/Horror - Madea goes to a haunted campground and then the monsters show up. See this week’s film review. 101 min.

Classical Pianist Performing Debussy, Chopin & Beethoven

BLADE RUNNER 2049 - R - Sci-Fi/Thriller - A young blade runner–a cop trained to hunt down replicants posing as human beings–searches for former blade runner Rick Deckard, who’s been missing for three decades. Stars Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford. 163 min.

LAST CHANCE

SUN Oct 29 3:00 pm Castle

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS: THE DIRECTOR’S CUT - PG13 - Musical/Comedy - Classic 1986 film about a giant carnivorous plant helps a lonely guy find love. Stars Rick Moranis and Ellen Greene. 94 min.

MOANA - PG - Animation/Adventure - In this new Disney film a young navigator (voiced by Auli‘i Cravalho) sails to a fabled island, with the demigod Maui (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) accompanying her. 113 min.

SEVEN SUNDAYS - NR - Drama - A bunch of siblings get together to resolve long-standing issues when they learn their father has cancer. 128 min.

SUBURBICON - R - Crime/Mystery - A small town deals with a shocking home invasion. Directed by George Clooney. Stars Julianne Moore and Matt Damon. 104 min.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE - R - War/ Drama - A group of Iraq War veterans try to reintegrate into civilian society. 108 min.

THOR: RAGNAROK - PG13 - Action/Adventure Thor, who’s kidnapped and forced to fight the Hulk, must fight the evil Hela and save his home. 130 min.

JIGSAW - R - Horror - A series of gruesome killings lead detectives to suspect the notorious Jigsaw, except that he’s been dead for a decade (like that ever stopped anyone). 91 min.

THE FOREIGNER - R - Action/Thriller - A quiet man (Jackie Chan) goes on a vendetta after terrorists kill his daughter. 114 min.

GEOSTORM - PG13 - Action/Sci-fi - Gerard Butler in this flick about global weather control satellites that run amok and let loose a global storm that threatens to destroy the world. 109 min.

HAPPY DEATH DAY - PG13 - Horror/Thriller - A young woman relives the day of her murder until she figures out who did it. 96 min.

KIRK CAMERON REVIVE US 2 - G - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Former actor Kirk Cameron hosts a “national family meeting” with such luminaries as HUD Secretary Ben Carson in hopes of unifying the nation. 90 min.

THE MOUNTAIN BETWEEN US - PG13 - Action/Drama - Two strangers bond as they struggle to survive in the freezing wilderness after a plane crash. Stars Idris Elba and Kate Winslet. 103 min.

ONLY THE BRAVE - PG13 - Action/Drama - A group of firefighters try to protect a town from a wildfire. 133 min.

THE SNOWMAN - R- Crime/Horror - A detective believes

AMERICAN MADE - R - Action/Comedy - Tom Cruise plays CIA pilot/drug runner Barry Seal in this film based (I’m guessing loosely) on real events. 115 min.

LAST NIGHT - R - Drama/Romance - A married couple spend a night apart–he’s on a business trip with a woman he’s attracted to and she meets up with an old flame. Stars Keira Knightley and Sam Worthington. 93 min.

THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/Adventure - Six young ninjas must defend their home. Voices by Jackie Chan, Dave Franco and Fred Armisen. 101 min.

MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Danger comes to Ponyville, so a group of little ponies with names like Applebloom and Fizzlepop Berrytwist attempt to save their home. Voices by Emily Blunt, Kristen Chenowith and Liev Schreiber. 99 min.

PROFESSOR MARSTON & THE WONDER WOMEN - R - Drama - The story of how three people– a psychologist, his wife and his mistress–created one of the most popular comic books in history. 108 min.

VICTORIA AND ABDUL - PG13 - History/Drama Judi Dench reprises her role as Queen Victoria in this look at the powerful British monarch’s unlikely friendship with a young Indian clerk. Also stars Ali Fazal. 112 min.

EVENTS

Stephen Hough

Faustwork Mask Theatre’s

The Mask Messenger

THU Nov 2 7:30 pm McCoy

Made in Maui County Festival Exclusive Shopping Day: FRI Nov 3 1:30 - 6pm Big Festival Day: SAT Nov 4 8 - 4:30pm

Hula Ki‘i: Performance & Discussion

SAT Nov 4 5:00 pm McCoy Alan Clements Uncensored:

Spiritually Incorrect

SAT Nov 11 7:30 pm McCoy GALLERY

He Makana:

The Gertrude Mary Joan Damon Haig Collection of Hawaiian Art Through Dec. 23 | Tue- Sun 10-5 FREE

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS JOHN KADLECIK - Thu. Oct 26. Mana‘o Radio and Chuck Deleonaris present John Kadlecik for his fall Hawaii tour. Joining him will be Troll Garcia. A portion of each ticket purchased will be donated to Mana‘o Radio. $30. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com ‘OLD SCHOOL FRIDAYS’ - Fri. Oct 27. Next Level Productions and DaJam 98.3 will rock the hottest old school party on Maui. The evening will feature music from the 1980s and ‘90s. 21+. $10. 9pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com CHALA - Fri. Oct 27. Presented by Q103, see Chala and special guests Valley of The Kings with David Electric and Stephen Bradley of Steel Pulse. 21+. $10-15. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com ST. ANTHONY’S STRENGTH IN UNITY GALA - Sat. Oct 28. The gala will recognize St. Anthony’s 2017 Alumni Hall of Fame and Guardian Angel honorees. Guests will enjoy silent and live auction, performance by the St. Anthony Golden Royals Jazz Orchestra, dinner entertainment by Nevah Too Late and camaraderie amongst alumni, supporters and community stakeholders. Proceeds will help raise needed funds for student tuition assistance. $130. 5pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘SEUSSICAL JR.’ - Sat. Oct 28 & Sun. Oct 29. The Maui OnStage Youth Theater program presents Seussical Jr. The colorful characters will transport you from the Jungle of Nool to the Circus McGurkus to the invisible world of the Whos. The Cat in the Hat tells the story of Horton, an elephant who discovers a speck of dust that contains the Whos, including Jojo, a Who child sent off to military school for thinking too many “thinks.” Performances are on Saturday at 11am and Sunday at 1pm. $5-10. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

MAUI FOODIE OKTOBURGERFEST - Until - Tue. Oct 31. Try Cool Cats October burger of the month, the Oktoburgerfest.

Signature beef patty marinated in Newcastle beer and Worcestershire sauce, stuffed with onion and bacon on a fresh onion bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion and Pepper Jack cheese, topped off with crispy fried onion straws and spicy avocado ranch. Try it with their LifeFoods Veggie patty. 10:30am. Cool Cat Cafe, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com GERMAN OKTOBERFEST - Fri. Oct 27. Enjoy an all-you-can-eat Oktoberfest buffet with a live Oompah Band, The Dorfmusikante. Get 10 percent off if dressed in German attire. $42. 5pm. Brigit and Bernard’s Garden Cafe, (335 Hoohana St., Kahului); 808-877-6000.

KAPALUA RESTAURANT WEEK - Until - Sun. Oct 29. Eat out in Kapalua while supporting the Maui Food Bank’s Aloha Backpack Buddies program. Restaurants will offer either a prix fixe two-course or three-course menu, or a special menu item. Participating restaurants include: the Montage Kapalua Bay Resorts, Cane and Canoe Restaurant and Hana Hou Bar; the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua Resorts, Banyan Tree Restaurant and the Burger Shack Kapalua; The Plantation House; Pineapple Grill, Taverna and The Wine Palette. For every restaurant week item sold a donation of $1 will go to support the Aloha Backpack Buddies program. Go online for menu offering, pricing and to make a reservation. Kapalua Restaurant Week; Kapaluarestaurantweek.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Oct 26. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. Reservations required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Oct 26. Offered daily, guest can sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course sunset menu in the resorts Banyan Tree Restaurant. Cost is $65 and wine pairings are available for an additional $25 per person. 5:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “closeup” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com

WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Oct 26. Enjoy the electric sounds of Willie K as he rocks the house with blues, rock, Hawaiian, and sometimes even opera. A scrumptious prime rib and seafood buffet is available. $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only. Reservations required. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

BURN’N LOVE - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

FRIDAY NIGHT FILMS - Fri. Oct 27. Experience cocktails inspired by stars and classic films of the silver screen! Mixologists stir up movie magic following with live music. 7:30pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Oct 28. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Oct 31. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

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GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Nov 1. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Oct 28. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by, multiple award winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

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CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE 811 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-4855

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

football Sunday menu and full bar. Menu highlights include Football Fried Rice, Corned Beef Hash Loco Moco and the Hail Mary cocktail. Kama‘aina will get 20 percent off on food with valid Hawaii ID. 7am. Alaloa Lounge at The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Oct 29. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Oct 29. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Mon. Oct 30.

A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Oct 31. Enjoy some tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana JAPANESE TEA CEREMONY - Wed. Nov 1. Please join a Japanese Tea Ceremony demonstration to celebrate the dedication of the Roselani Place Japanese Tea Ceremony Display. Enjoy a traditional cup of tea and refreshments while being entertained by music played on the Koto, a traditional Japanese stringed musical instrument. Followed by a discussion of the history of the Japanese Tea Ceremony in Japanese History and Culture. Free. 2pm. Roselani Place, (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-871-7720; Roselaniplace.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Nov 1. Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings, ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate

Piilani Arias, 5:30-8:30pm

Kapali Keahi, 5:30-8:30pm

Gary Larson, 5:30-8:30pm & Piano w/Dayan Kai (At the Bar) 6-9pm

Sunday Brunch w/ Gary Larson (9am-12noon) & Joseph Chee, 5:30-8:30pm

MON- Kincaid Kipahu, 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Brian Haia, 5:30-8:30pm, WED- Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ Dudley DePonte, 9pm-midnight

Open for Dinner

Halloween w/Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo 9:30pm, Costume Contest 11pm, $10

Aloha Fado Maui Tour w/ Ramana Vieria, 3pm, $17 at door

MON-TUE Open for Dinner, WED - Ladies Night 2.0’s w/ DJ’s TRVR & Kurt 10pm, $5/$10

Mana’o & Deleonardis Present John Kadlecik 8pm, $25/$30

CHALA w/David Electric, Stephen Bradley and Valley of the Kings 9:30pm, $10/$15

Halloween w/ Matt Del Olmo, Mark Johnstone, Sweet Beats & more, 9:30pm, $10

NFL Sunday Ticket & Sunday Bloody Mary Bar!

MON - Live Band & Open Mic, 7-10pm, TUE - Tom Conway, 6:30pm WED - Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Mcguire, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Scot Freeman, 8pm

MON - Mark Burnett 4:30pm & Evan Shulman 8pm, TUE - Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Mcguire, 8pm, WED - Brooks Mcguire, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe Open Mic 8pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE - Night of the Living Dread Halloween Party 9pm, WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6pm

MON - NFL, TUE - Pool League, WED - Happy Hump Day!

NFL Football, SIN, Patrick & Levi 9pm New Wave Halloween Party w/ BARF, 8pm

Maui House Collective Night, 9pm

DJ Illz, 9pm

Deep House ‘Spooky,’ MIG’s Aracade & DJ Jeremy Fitzgerald

TUE - Halloween w/Joralien & JP, WED - Guest Bartender SIN w/ DJ Andrew Dana, 9pm

SIN w/DJ Love, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday 6:30pm & DJ Quick, 10pm

Game Night w/ DJ Gary O’Neal, 10pm

Trivia Night w/ Professor Fincher, 9pm

TUE - Halloween w/ DJ Love & Costume Contest, WED - Wine Down Wednesday’s, 8:30pm

Houseshakers, 7-10pm

Houseshakers, 7-10pm

Thunder n’ Lightnin’, 10pm

Paul Marchetti Duo, 7-10pm

MON- Levi Poasa 6-9pm, TUE- Halloween Party w/ DJ Deviant and more

your pallet. 21+. $5. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE MALAMA WAO AKUA: A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Until - Tue. Nov 7. Malama Wao Akua (Caring for the Realm of the Gods) is a juried art exhibition celebrating the native species of Maui Nui (Maui, Lanai, Molokai, Kaho‘olawe). In collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership, artists were asked to explored watersheds and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the importance of protecting native species through art in a meaningful way. Free.

9am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com EXHIBIT: HE MAKANA - Until - Sat. Dec 23. The exhibition is from the collection of Gertrude Mary Joan Damon Haig, and offers a nostalgic look back into the history of old Hawaii. He Makana, meaning “a gift,” is a distinguished collection of paintings, prints, and traditional art forms of Hawaii from the 1930s- 1970s. See “Traditional Arts of Hawaii” like ancient ko‘u calabashes, ahu ‘ula cape, Ni‘ihau shell leis and a Hawaiian flag quilt circa 1898. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ART FROM DOODLES AND AMERICAN ICONS EXHIBIT - Until - Wed. Nov 29. “Art from Doodles” is an exciting exhibit featuring 2D and 3D artwork. See framed doodles on cocktail napkins, the back of the phone bill, envelopes, scraps of paper and more. The “American Icons” exhibit is the first showing of a collection of original photographic prints from the 1950s to 1970s, shot by photojournalist Carl W. Rozycki. 10:30am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Oct 26. View original art and giclees by Local Maui Artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates.

Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am.

King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Oct 26. The collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments go under review by the Trump Adminis-

tration. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com LUANA KAMA - Fri. Oct 27. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. Stop by the gallery and see her paint. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Oct 27. The cafe is bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists. 5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Oct 27. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com ALOHA NECTAR MAUI - Mon. Oct 30 - Tue. Oct 31. Handcrafted and constructed with seashells, semiprecious stones, exclusive kekai sea glass and Tahitian pearls, Aloha Nectar’s inspiration is drawn from the tropical flowers and the blues and greens of the ocean here on the islands. 9am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay

TICKETS ON SALE FAUSTWORK MASK THEATRE: THE MASK MESSENGER - Thu. Nov 2. Masks are usually thought of as something that hide and conceal. For Faustwork Mask Theatre founder Rob Faust, the opposite is true: masks are magical objects that have the power to transform. He creates characters based on explorations in the Art of the Mask, perfectly matched with precise body movements to create vignettes that delight audiences of all ages with a unique synthesis of theatre, physical comedy, music, dance and poetry. $28. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HULA KI‘I: PERFORMANCE AND DISCUSSION - Sat. Nov 4. Dancers may form the Ki‘i with their own bodies or they dance with or manipulate puppets made of natural materials like wood, coconuts, stones, shells, nuts, greens, kapa, fibers and feathers. Featured ki‘i

practitioners participating in the event include Kaponoai Molitau, Auli‘i Mitchell and Mauliola Cook. $19. 5pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 26 HALEAKALA CRATER SERVICE TRIP - Thu. Oct 26 - Sat. Nov 11. Enthusiastic and fit hikers are sought for a service trip with the Friends of Haleakala National Park (Haleakala Crater on Veterans Day weekend, November 11-13). Learn more and register online, then contact the trip leader listed on the website. Free-$2. 7am. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808-205-4067; Fhnp.org HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM Thu. Oct 26. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled, and retired veterans. 9am.

Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-5729129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY FOSTER S.O.S. - Thu. Oct 26. The Maui Humane Society is seeking immediate short-term foster homes for dogs due to crowded conditions at the organization’s kennel. The Maui Humane Society will provide all supplies and information needed to become a foster home to a shelter dog.

Visit the shelter anytime Monday-Saturday, 11am6pm. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org LEGISLATIVE FORUM FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES - Thu. Oct 26. Local state and county lawmakers will be on hand to answer questions and speak to their constituents. This year politicians and community members will join on teams to play a game of “Ohana Feud,” matching wits and knowledge to answer questions about multifaceted issues facing members of the community. Free. 4:30pm. Velma McWayne Santos Community Center, (395 Waena St., Wailuku) HAWAIIAN MUSIC CONCERT SERIES - Thu. Oct 26. For this edition, see Hawaiian master 12-string guitarist, vocalist and songwriter Mike Kaawa. Hear his robust sound and vocal expression that comes straight from the heart. Limited seating is provided; mats and low beach chairs are welcome.

6pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (Corner of Dickenson and Front Street, Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org/baldwin-home-museum

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MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Tempa & Naor Project, 7-9pm

Halloween w/Lonely Heart Shakers Band, 7-10pm

Celtic Tigers 7-9pm

TUE- Halloween w/ Bone Thugs & Harmony and Lamonts 7pm $60, WED- Joel Katz 5:30pm & Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 36 Keala Place, Kihei- 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

HULA LESSONS - Thu. Oct 26. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Oct 26. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday.

6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Oct 27. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more established musicians. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com ‘CHASING CORAL’ FILM SCREENING - Fri. Oct 27.

Enjoy a free showing of Chasing Coral on the new 20-foot screen. Sponsored by the Oceanology Whale Center of Hawaii, the screening will be followed by a discussion and a question and answer panel hosted by local coral reef researchers. Free. 6pm. Whalers Village Ka‘anapali, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; whalersvillage.com MAPA DANCE PERFORMANCE - Fri. Oct 27. Enjoy a night of live entertainment with dance performance groups and hip hop crews for lively student dance performances. Free. 6:30pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 28 MAUI WAENA BAZAAR AND RUMMAGE SALE - Sat. Oct 28. The annual sale will have lots of useful items at great prices like clothes, toys, household goods, etc. There will be a silent auction, crafts food and more.

Funds raised will got towards the schools STEMworks program, which helps nurtures the development of skills in media, robotics and agriculture during after school hours. 7am. Maui Waena Intermediate School, (795 Onehe‘e Ave, Kahului); 808-873-3070; mauiwaena.com LAHAINALUNA MUSIC DEPARTMENT’S SILENT AUCTION - Sat. Oct 28. There will be live entertainment featuring Merv Oana and the LHS Marching Band, the Majorettes with Color Guards and a Keiki Hula Show. Their latest fundraiser, Molokai Bread original, will be available for pickup during the event. Free. 10am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com NATIONAL TAKE-BACK INITIATIVE: TURN IN YOUR UNUSED AND/OR EXPIRED MEDICATIONS

- Sat. Oct 28. The Department of the Attorney General is once again partnering with the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and State Narcotics Enforcement Division, Department of Public Safety to coordinate a prescription drug take-back event. Anyone with expired or unused prescription medications is encouraged to bring their medications for safe, anonymous disposal. 10am. Maui Police Department, (55 Mahalani St., Wailuku).

NATIONAL MAKE A DIFFERENCE DAY - Sat. Oct 28. Volunteers of all ages and skill levels are invited for a one day project to till, mend, fertilize and replant the Goodwill Gardens. Lunch and snacks provided. 11am. Hali‘imaile Community Garden, (Aoiki St., Hali‘imaile); 415-480-4769; haliimailegarden.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Oct 28. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday.

1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com KARAOKE STAR SATURDAYS - Sat. Oct 28. Grab your friends or go solo for QKC’s Karaoke Night with Karaoke Jockey Dean Sakurai of Star Tracks Karaoke Maui. Free. 5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Oct 28. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-39.

4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29 HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Oct 29. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 29. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every Class is a Party! Every body is welcome. You’ll Sweat, You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cheer… and you’ll wanna come back for more. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 29. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com

MONDAY, OCTOBER 30 MAUI CONSERVATION AWARENESS TRAINING - Mon. Oct 30. The goal of the training is to educate tour operators and guides about native ecosystems

and species found in Hawaii and the projects that are helping conserve it. See presentations about conservation and our natural environment given by representatives from the Maui Invasive Species Committee, East Maui Watershed Partnership and Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project. Free. 9am. Kealia Pond National Wildlife Refuge, (Route 31, N. Kihei Rd., Kihei); Mauimauka.org GIRLS IN THE LINE UP: TRAINING DAYS - Mon. Oct 30. Join a fun workout with yoga, strength, balance and more. Learn about things like leadership, goals, community and how to get what you want out of life. Meet girls from all over Maui and have fun with awesome adult mentors. Open to all persons who identifies as female. $5. 3:30pm. The Office Maui, (250 Alamaha St., Kahului); TheOfficeMaui.com EXPANDING HOMELESS SERVICES IN KIHEI COMMUNITY MEETING II - Mon. Oct 30. The public is invited to attend a follow-up discussion on ideas from the initial Sept. 16 public meeting on homelessness in South Maui. An update will be given on the funding agreement providing $1.5 million to address affordable housing, homelessness and transitional housing. The discussion will be facilitated by the office of Council-member Kelly King. Pupus and light beverages will be provided. 5:30pm.

Kihei Community Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei)

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31 UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Oct 31. It’s never too late to learn how to play the ‘ukulele. Free. 5:45pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1 2017 NATIONAL VETERANS SMALL BUSINESS WEEK - Wed. Nov 1. Open to all veterans and nonveterans. The guest keynote speaker will be Raymond Jardine Jr, Former Colonel of the Army and current Chairman and CEO of Native Hawaiian Veterans, LLC. Jardine, will inspire you with insights applicable to your off-duty journey. Complimentary pupus included. RSVP online is required. 11am. Maui Business Brainstormers; Meetup.com/MauiBusinessBrainstormers FAMILY PAU HANA MAUI - Wed. Nov 1. You and your keiki will sing, dance, and play, or sit back and relax at this one-of-a-kind evening out for the whole family. Bring a chair, blanket and a warm sweater! There will be food trucks on site. All ages welcome. 5pm. Carden Academy of Maui, (55 Makaena Pl., Makawao); cardenmaui.org MAUI NUI MARINE RESOURCE COUNCIL MONTHLY MEETING - Wed. Nov 1. The meeting will include a presentation on quantitative water studies examining the relationship between Maui Ocean Center’s

flow-through sea-water system and Ma’alaea Harbor water quality. The results will be presented by Tapani Vuori, Maui Ocean Center General Manager; Aviad Cahana, Maui Ocean Center Environmental Director; and Robin S. Knox, Maui Ocean Center Regulatory Expert Consultant and Co-founder of Water Quality Consulting, Inc. Refreshments will be served. Attendees are invited to bring a snack or drink to share at the refreshment table. 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org SCIENCE NIGHT - Every Wednesday. Enjoy a cold brew on the West Side, and an enjoy a feature presentation and talk story about science and local issues. 21+. Free. 6:30pm. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Solo Jazz Guitarist Gary Larson 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Gary Larson and Eric van Ketel Jazz Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:308:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI RESORT - Thu, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Clifdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S. Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

VIBE BAR & NIGHTCLUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

WAI BAR 45 North Market St., Unit B, Wailuku - 214-9829

WHAT ALES YOU 1913 S Kihei Rd. - 214-6581

DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Damian Awai 10:30am1:30pm; Fri, Evan Dove and Steven Monroe 10:30am12:30pm; Sat, Ryan Incerpi 10:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Alex Calma 10:30am-12:30pm; Tue, Jason Macapulay 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Brant Quick 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI - Thu, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 5:30-7:30pm; Mon, Margie Heart 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sat, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Tue, Nino Toscano and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Tori Dixon 8-10pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:309pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:309:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LAHAINA TOWN - Tue, Luna Overdrive 6-8:30pm; (Lahaina).

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Josh Kahula and Dave Wood 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Summer Macedo and Shawn McLauglin 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Brian and Meryl 5:30-7:30pm; Sun,

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Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini & Ynot, 10pm

Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ Kamikazee 10pm

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Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm; no cover

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Two Cats 6-9pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5:30-7:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:308:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Gabe and Austin 10am-1pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Fri, The Armadillo 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PI ARTISAN PIZZERIA - Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Mon, Scot Freeman 6-9pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Johnny Ringo 3-6pm; Sat, Howard Ahia 3-6pm; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-6699600; Pineapplegrillmaui.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 5-8pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 5-8pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Thu, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Fri, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com THE BEACH CLUB AT ASTON KA‘ANAPALI SHORES - Wed, Benny Uyetake 6-9pm; (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-2211.

WESTIN KA‘ANAPALII OCEAN RESORT VILLAS - Thu, Live Music at Pailolo 6-9pm; Fri, Live Music at Auntie’s Kitchen 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music at Auntie’s Kitchen 4-7pm; Tue, Live Music at Pailolo 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music at Pailolo 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com WESTIN MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Thu-Wed, Braddah Keoki Ruiz at Relish Bar 6:30-9pm; (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2992; Westinmaui.com

SOUTH MAUI CHEESEBURGER GRILLE AND TAP ROOM - Thu, Mark Burnett 6-9pm; Fri, Ben DeLeon 5:308:30pm; Sat, Mondo Kane 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Ben DeLeon 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990; Cheeseburgernation.com DIAMONDS ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-8pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com GANNON’S - Thu-Sat, Wailea Live Music 5-7pm; (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-8758080; Gannonsrestaurant.com GRAND WAILEA - Thu-Sat, Contemporary Hawai-

ian Music at Botero Lounge 5-10pm; (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com

Tom Cherry 5-8pm; Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com

KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

When your usual sources of support and coconspiracy aren’t available, it’s time to search further afield. Luckily, there’s someone with whom you have regular contact that you’ve never yet teamed up with. You’ll probably be surprised by who I mean, because you’d never guess that this particular person could potentially be your perfect collaborator. Drop a few hints, watch for signs that an alliance is possible, then go for it. What do you have to lose, after all?

Your other choices are nonexistent or unequivocally inappropriate. Chances are, things will work out even better than you had reason to expect.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Obviously, our planet is in trouble. Pretty much anyone who actually knows about this shit says that if we continue as we have our certain doom is a done deal. Our greenest efforts (resisted as they are by our greedy, shortsighted politicians) are still not nearly enough. Waiting for people to invent better technologies and tap into other sources of energy isn’t such a hot idea, either. We all have to make sacrifices. Are you really okay with having an overall negative impact on the planet? I think we’d all like to leave things better than how we found them. This week’s a good one to work towards that goal.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Since the millennium, our world has started to look more and more like the sci-fi future imagined in my youth. What’s that? You still haven’t gotten your jetpack or moon base vacation? Well, get on that! Your childhood conceptions of adulthood’s possibilities are closer than you think. I don’t care whether we’re talking about a hover car, or a kind of relationship, or some form of spiritual enlightenment. It’s not entirely out of your grasp. This week, actively reach for it–even if it means you have to practically invent it from scratch.

maintain–something about being “down to earth,” or perhaps a bit cynical. However, I’d hate to think you might have given up altogether on being excited (or showing it). There has to be something that would truly electrify you (besides a fork in a power outlet).

We all want to see you squeal and jump up and down like an excited kid, and not just for the laughs.

What would do that to you? Come on, give us a hint.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

How many examples of people following their dreams do you need to see, before you’ll give it a try, too? All the people I know (or know of) who are doing something cool are simply people who decided to take a leap of faith and try doing something new, without any real assurance that it’d succeed. It’s not easy, but it is easier than you think to make your labor of love replace your day job. The Internet is an amazing place to find like-minded people who’d help make it all happen. You might fall flat on your face, but unless you put yourself in a position to do exactly that, you’ll also never soar.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You’re such a creature of habit that breaking that habit–even if it’s something you really want to do, which is good for you–can make you irritable and out of sorts. Don’t mistake the transition period for the new chapter, though. It will take you a while to settle into and enjoy your altered routines. In the meantime, you might feel a bit cranky. So what? Let yourself be cranky. Have faith in your original concept–what you’re doing is a good idea, even though that seemed a lot more certain before you actually gave it a try. Persist. You made the right decision.

Once you see it through to its conclusion, that’ll be so obvious, you’ll wonder how you ever doubted it.

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Halloween is a time for people to don disguises, right?

Not necessarily. It can also be a chance for some of us to reveal hidden truths. In a way, we’re all witches in hiding who can only safely emerge once a year. Halloween is the perfect chance–if you’ve got the guts–to show off your secrets instead of concealing them.

Consider it a test drive. You can laugh off anyone’s negative response–it was just a costume, right? That’ll give you a chance to retreat and rethink. However, I’m guessing that you’ll mostly get positive reactions.

Wouldn’t it be great (metaphorically speaking, at least) if you never had to take this “costume” off again?

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Sometimes conflicts are unavoidable, no matter how hard you try. This week mismatched expectations could start fires. One of you isn’t aiming high enough, and settling for something adequate that could be much, much better. Are you the one who’s happy with mediocrity (perhaps without knowing it)? If someone’s pushing you to put in that extra effort, they probably have a reason. Humor them, even if you don’t see the point. And if it’s someone else who’s under-achieving, here’s your chance to relish a role you rarely get to play: inspired ass-kicker and whip-cracker.

Last night I dreamt about a pair of redheads who were both competing for the same political office. I commented: “Why do all redheads end up in politics or showbiz?” I should have asked that about Leos, though. Even if you’re not onscreen or currying votes, most Leos semi-regularly find a way to bask in the spotlight of people’s attention. It could be at work or socially, but Lions usually feel relatively unfulfilled unless they get to shine in a crowd, organizing or entertaining people. Where does this integrally Leonine trait get expression in your life? This week, work on finding at least one more place for it. Once you do, you’ll be so glad you did.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Buy a comfy couch. It’s not for you; we both know you’ll rarely actually sit on it long enough to notice. It’s for all the people who might visit you; they need to be cozy, since you won’t let them do anything while you bustle about preparing snacks and entertainment for your guests. You’ve been looking for ways to make your general selflessness less strenuous and simultaneously more effective. There’s one. You’ll discover more, if you try. All you need to do is really put yourself in other people’s shoes (or, in this case, butts).

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You’re just one person, but people can get wildly different impressions of you depending on how they get to know you. If someone’s only experienced you by viewing your social media, or picking through your garbage, or meeting you at work, they’re only getting a narrow, version of the real you. It’s virtually impossible for anyone to ever get to know the complete, real you, but it’s certainly possible for everyone to get to taste a few more slices of the whole pie. Since it’s a tasty dish everyone should get to try, won’t you make a few more servings available this week?

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

When was the last time you were truly thrilled about something? I know you Bulls have a reputation to

It’s not that you don’t have opinions. It’s that you don’t feel the pressure to always loudly express them (like those boisterous Leos you know), and that you’re open-minded enough to consider changing them when presented with compelling information.

However, there are a few times when this approach is actually counterproductive. This week, you may be presented with a leadership void, when a group of people flounder because no one will step up and say what they think and guide them in any one direction.

(Where are those bossy Leos when you need them, right?) Even if it’s all the same to you, the universe has dumped this one on your shoulders. It’s time to pick a side, and take everyone else there, too.

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