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EH, EH BRAH WRITER! Actually, Ho‘okipa isn’t our private park but it is our home (Eh Brah, Sept. 28, 2017)! We’ve been there for generations deep-talking story, fishing, swimming, surfing, cruising. We trim the bushes and even plant trees when the county won’t do it. We water those trees, too! We malama all the kids and people who come through there as long as you are respectful.

Like the lineup, there is a pecking order–same with the parking. If you don’t understand that then park at the point and stay there! Between keeping the lineup safe for the keiki from the guys that don’t know what to do with those huge boards, we even keep the road safe. Ya, cars go 30 through there!

We pick up all our trash and malama our beach park, we even recycle for Uncle who comes by everyday. Don’t get it twisted, you just wish you were us!

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WE MESSED UP I must say I am a bit sad about the Sept.

28, 2017 cover and the exclusion of the word transgender or even trans on it. The cover artist spelled out the LGB… not the T. For an article that was wonderfully inclusive by Suzanne Kayian (“Equal Means Equal”), the cover artist excludes part of the community. It’s sadly ironic.

I posted this comment on your website under the article, “Great article Suzanne. Very well written and very inclusive. It’s a shame the cover artist did not include a spell out of transgender or even Trans (since he included LGB). I find it personally disappointing and my initial feeling was that of the red headed step-child...”

Honestly, I am surprised you did not notice.

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• A huge array of smoke detectors that were “offline;” • “Armory smoke detector was covered with tape” • “Recreation yard emergency exit doors are inoperable;” • Missing exit signs; • “Blocked emergency exit;” • “Walkways and steps have wood rot and pro truding nails and loose boards.”

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MCCC FIRE CONTROL IS IN BAD SHAPE Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC)’s fire control system has been a mess for at least the past two years, documents obtained by MauiTime show, and it won’t be fully modernized for at least another year. In fact, correspondence between the state Department of Public Safety (DPS) and Department of Labor and Industrial Relations (DLIR) shows that state officials have known the system has been breaking down and in desperate need of modernization since at least October 2015.

Though a DPS spokesperson insisted that the prison’s fire control system is fully functional today, the need to replace obsolete parts and modernize the system will take some time.

“The upgrading of the fire alarm panel and smoke detectors is being addressed through DAGS [Department of Accounting and General Services] Job No. 15-27-5577–Fire Suppression and Alarm System Project,” DPS spokesperson Toni Schwartz said in a Sept. 27 email. “This allows us to maintain the current fire alarm system while the new system is being installed.”

MCCC has been in the news a lot in recent months because it’s egregiously overcrowded.

Not so well-publicized has been the prison’s internal fire control systems–which would impact the safety of not only the prison’s correctional officers, but its inmates as well.

Correspondence between the DLIR and DPS dating back to October 2015 refers to a number of problems with the prison’s system for fighting fires–much of which is still being corrected.

Though The Maui News first reported that MCCC had problems with their fire system in their Feb. 1, 2017 story “Maui lockup is jampacked,” the paper reported that the prison heard of DLIR concerns in January of this year–in fact, DLIR correspondence with DPS officials on MCCC’s fire control system dates back to Oct. 5, 2015.

“On October 2, 2015, we notified you by telephone of the alleged hazard,” Tim Shing Chao, a manager at DLIR’s Occupational Health Branch, wrote to DPS Director Nolan Espinda on Oct. 5, 2015. The “alleged hazard” Chao mentioned in his letter was that MCCC “did not maintain a fire alarm panel in operable condition.”

What DPS officials did following Chao’s letter isn’t known, though it apparently wasn’t good.

A year later, on Oct. 16, 2016, United Public Workers Local 646–which represents Hawaii correctional officers–filed an official grievance with the state.

“This grievance is being filed as a class action

grievance on behalf of all BU10 employees at Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC), Department of Public Safety (PSD), State of Hawaii,” states the grievance form from UPW Department Director Julie Miyagawa. The grievance states that DPS “failed to provide a safe work environment by not repairing and/or replacing faulty fire panels at MCCC.” Miyagawa then listed a host of problems with MCCC’s fire alarm system that went far beyond Chao’s initial letter written a year before.

“The Union and James Hirano, Warden, have been notified that 54 smoke detectors are off line, 3 fire alarm pull stations do not function properly, 2 fire alarm control panels do not function properly, and 1 alarm cannot be reset,” she wrote. “The failure to correct this situation is jeopardizing health and safety of all employees.”

Though harsh in its language, UPW eventually dropped its grievance–apparently when DPS finally started to correct the fire alarm issue.

“UPW conducted a site inspection regarding the matter and was satisfied with our responses,” DPS spokesperson Schwartz told me. “The grievance has since been withdrawn.”

That being said, correcting the fire alarm system at MCCC has taken a long time, and still isn’t done–which hasn’t been lost on the DLIR. Nearly three months after UPW filed its grievance, DLIR Occupational Safety Branch Manager Allen M. Miho wrote a new letter on the matter (dated Jan. 12, 2017), this time to MCCC Warden Hirano and Deborah Taylor, MCCC’s Chief of Security.

This is the letter apparently referenced in The Maui News’ Feb. 1 story, and it made no mention of Chao’s earlier Oct. 5, 2015 letter. But this time, Miho listed many more alleged safety hazards at MCCC than Chao’s letter, all related to the prison’s

In February, The Maui News reported that “several issues already have been remedied but others will require capital improvement funding.”

The paper said that “upgrades of the fire safety panel were in the works.” As far as problems with exit doors were concerned, “public safety officials said that there are other fire exits for inmates and staff and that door replacement and upgrades are scheduled to start late this year.”

While reassuring, further correspondence between the DLIR and DPS throughout the spring of this year indicates that many issues still remain. In fact, on May 23, 2017–three full months after The Maui News published its story–DLIR’s Miho wrote MCCC Warden Hirano a blistering four-page letter stating that the DLIR had received yet another “notice of safety and health hazards” concerning the MCCC fire control system. Miho also stated that, in regards to his Jan. 17, 2017 letter, “the bulk [of the alleged hazards] still remains to be fixed.”

Miho’s May 23 letter states that there were problems with the DPS response to some issues, including various smoke detectors being offline, inoperable exit doors and unsafe stairways. Miho also said in his May 23 letter that the DPS hadn’t yet addressed numerous “other safety issues,” including additional offline smoke detectors as well as inoperable exit doors and pull stations. The letter also mentioned Chao’s Oct. 5, 2015 letter, stating that the fire panel he mentioned nearly two years prior “still have [sic] not been fixed.”

Miho also including a warning, in boldface type, that he needed a response from Hirano by May 30, 2017.

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conducted,” Miho wrote. “An inspection may include a review of the following: injury and illness records, hazard communication, personal protective equipment, emergency action or response, blood borne pathogens, confined space entry, lockout, and related safety and health issues.”

As it happened, Hirano did reply, though his letter to Miho was dated June 2, 2017–three days after Miho’s deadline. In it, Hirano states that the Massachusetts-based firm SimplexGrinnel (which has an office on Oahu) “has been called to come in and inspect all smoke detectors in the Module housing building all of which will be replaced if found defective.” He said that “all battery operated smoke detectors have been checked and are currently operational,” and prison staff will check them once a month.

Hirano’s response also states that DAGS project #15-27-5667 “will replace the current Central Control Fire Alarm system.” The upgrade is necessary “due to the unavailability of obsolete replacement parts.” Hirano added that “during the interim period before the project takes place, MCCC will maintain the operation of the current Central Control Fire Alarm system.” As far as the emergency exit stairs were concerned, Hirano confirmed that dry rot did exist on the exit stairs, but that the “structural integrity” was intact. In any case, he said replacement of the stairs would start in mid-June.

To reiterate, in her Sept. 27 email, Schwartz stressed that MCCC’s fire alarm system is operational, but she added that work to fix the myriad safety issues highlighted above continues. She added that earlier this year the state Legislature appropriated $1.2 million for DAGS Job NO. 15-275577: Fire Suppression and Alarm System Project.

“While the DAGS project is ongoing upgrades have been installed to the current system and Simplex Grinnel is currently doing systemic analysis of the system,” she said in her email. “Items are being replaced and or repaired upon discovery by Simplex.” As far as the emergency exit doors concerned, she said that project is also ongoing.

“The project includes security electronics and hardware repairs and improvements, reconfiguring the sally ports and enclosing the officer station at the gatehouse,” Schwartz wrote. “There are currently alternative emergency exit doors that are fully functional at the present and are utilized by the module housing.”

According to DAGS officials, it will be some time before either the fire control panel replacement or emergency exit door projects will be completed. For the fire control panel system, the design should be completed by early 2018, and the construction by late 2018. As for the exit doors, which fall under a separate DAGS project (Job No. 15-27-5660), that should be done sooner.

“Notice To Proceed was March 31, 2017,” said Raechele Joyo, the secretary to state Comptroller Roderick K. Becker, in a Sept. 29 email.

“Contract completion is March 30, 2018. Construction has not yet started because we are in the process of screening the security electronic and detention equipment contractors.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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HAWAII RESEARCHERS TIE REEF FISH DECLINE TO OVERFISHING A new report says overfishing is the primary cause of reef fish decline in the state, according to the largest study of its kind every published; the study, “Humaninduced gradients of reef fish declines in the Hawaiian Archipelago viewed through the lens of traditional management boundaries,” was published in the peerreviewed journal Aquatic Conservation.

“The data was collected by multiple agencies and researchers since 2000, and is based on more than 25,000 in-water surveys,” said Dr. Alan M. Friedlander, a University of Hawaii marine ecologist, National Geographic’s Pristine Seas chief scientist and lead author of the paper. “This is the most compelling evidence that overfishing is the primary driver of reef fish declines in the main Hawaiian Islands, based on the most robust dataset ever put together for Hawaii, and perhaps the world.”

This findings in the study strongly suggest that fishing, rather than other human influences such as pollution or habitat degradation, is primarily responsible for the observed decline of reef fish. Data from the study clearly show that the abundance of food fish species (those primarily caught for human consumption) is lower in populated areas, while there is no difference in the abundance of non-food fish species (those not generally targeted by fishing) between

lander, as many as a third of Hawaii residents identify themselves as fishers, and fishing pressure is understandably much greater in areas with higher human populations.

“Many important food fish species have declined by more than 75 percent across the populated Hawaiian Islands,” Friedlander said. “This rate of loss can’t persist if we want to continue fishing–and eating–reef fish in our islands.”

We can, however, restore abundance to Hawaii’s nearshore fisheries. “Marine protected areas are a proven way to restore declining fish populations in Hawaii and around the world,” Friedlander said.

“They need to be well designed, effectively managed and large enough to protect valued species, so that they can mature and produce large numbers of offspring.”

Another proven solution is community-managed fisheries, like the ones recently established in Ha‘ena, Kauai and Ka‘upulehu, West Hawaii. Communitybased resource management areas can harbor fish biomass similar to that in notake reserves, the study revealed.

“This research also shows the value of managing fisheries at the moku (district) scale, the traditional unit of resource management, rather than the smaller ahupua‘a (watershed) or larger island scales,” said co-author Rodgers.

“The ocean provides so much to the people of Hawaii, such as food security, recreation, and cultural identity, but the health of Hawaii’s marine environment is at a critical juncture,” Friedlander said.

“This study suggests that future marine resource management in Hawaii might benefit from the long history of knowledge and past practices that sustained people and the ocean for centuries.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The renovated Goodwill Store and Donation Center in Kahului celebrated its grand reopening Sept. 30 and Oct. 1.

The weekend festivities kicked off with a blessing and a ceremony to recognize a Maui woman who overcame financial and personal hardships to find employment with Goodwill’s help.

Miriam Baraoidan, the woman who was honored as “Goodwill Maui Success Story of the Year,” came to Goodwill’s program office for help finding employment after being out of work for five years; she had been caring for her son as he battled leukemia. Without a job, Baraoidan relied on public assistance to care for herself and her family. At Goodwill, she received the employment training, skills and the support she needed to secure a job as a certified nursing assistant at Maui Memorial Medical Center. She no longer needs public assistance.

Baraoidan’s story highlights Goodwill’s desire to connect to the residents of Hawaii; also, the updated store was designed to more closely align with Hawaii’s community. The imagery of Aloha shirts and other local icons and a brighter color palate dominate the interior. The store also expanded its selection of merchandise with thousands of new and donated items, including Halloween costumes, decor and accessories for the upcoming holiday.

The renovation of the Maui store is part of Goodwill Hawaii’s plan to roll out a new rebranded look to all of its retail and program locations statewide. “We are excited for the community to see and experience the new and expanded offerings in our refreshed Maui store,” said Katy Chen, Chief Operating Officer for Goodwill Hawaii. “We want the community to feel good about shopping at Goodwill, knowing that they’ll be able to find quality items at bargain prices while also supporting a great cause.”

Proceeds from Goodwill Hawaii’s retail store on Maui support the nonprofit’s mission and programs on island, which provide critical education, employment

training and placement services for more than 1,100 Maui residents each year.

The Goodwill Maui Store is located at 250 Alamaha St., #N10B in Kahului. It’s open Monday through Saturday from 9am to 6pm and on Sunday from 9am to 5pm.

Donations can be dropped off at the rollup door behind the store Monday through Sunday from 9am to 4pm. Goodwill also operates three additional attended donation centers in Kihei, Kahului and Wailuku. For locations and hours, visit Higoodwill.org.

populated and non-populated areas.

“There have been arguments for decades about the impacts of other factors on reef fish populations, such as sediment, sewage and physical damage to reefs,” said co-author Dr. Eric Conklin, marine science director for The Nature Conservancy of Hawaii. “But these threats would affect all fish similarly. The only impact that would affect food fish and non-food fish differently would be direct fishing pressure.”

That does not mean, according to Conklin, that we can ignore the impacts of nutrients, sediment and other threats to our oceans.

“With climate change impacts predicted to increase in coming years, it is more important than ever to manage all the factors stressing our reefs, including overfishing,” he said.

The study found that off Oahu and Maui, where human population is greatest, the total amount of food fish species (e.g. uhu, ‘omilu, kala) is a small fraction of those same species on remote reefs with small human populations (e.g. north Molokai, Kaho‘olawe, Ni‘ihau). What is eye-opening is that for non-food fish species (e.g. damselfish, butterflyfish, hinalea), the total amount of fish is similar everywhere, including areas with high human populations and heavy fishing pressure.

The study also compared food fish populations between the Main and Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. “We found that food fish biomass was nearly three times higher in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands compared to the Main Hawaiian Islands, and nearly 10 times higher than off Oahu and parts of Maui,” said study co-author Dr. Kuulei Rodgers of the Hawaii Institute of Marine Biology. “Biomass is a measure of the total weight of all fish in an area.”

Comparisons of 35 highly-prized food fish species revealed that the abundance of 14 of those species in the Main Islands was less than a quarter of that in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. According to Fried-

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CAMPAIGN FOLLIES Incumbent mayoral candidate Charles Pender erected his campaign signs in Corner Brook, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada, on Aug. 30, but when he woke up on Aug. 31, he found that they had been vandalized–with hot dogs. CBC News reported that someone had cut round holes in the signs and inserted hot dogs to look as if Pender was smoking a cigar. Pender called it “minor mischief” but noted that the signs are expensive. He called the police, but he feels it’s unlikely the frank bandit will be caught. He hopes to turn the incident into a good laugh with a “bun-raiser” later in the election season.

COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS Lisa Faye Stout, 53, came up with an unusual scapegoat for the mess police officers found in her room on Sept. 10 at New Castle, Indiana’s Raintree Inn, according to the Muncie Star Press. Vampires had “destroyed everything,” Stout told the officers, who were responding to reports that she had shown up in the hotel bar wearing no pants or undergarments. The front desk clerk also said Stout spit on her and threatened to kill her. As she was taken into custody, Stout spit some more and threatened to “slice” officers’ throats.

Stout was charged in Henry County court with two counts of battery by bodily waste, intimidation and criminal mischief.

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SMOOTH REACTIONS A movie stuntman in High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, put his skills to work when a potential buyer of his Mercedes Benz tried to take off with the car on Sept. 13.

The Telegraph reported that Matt Spooner met the “buyer” and gave a test drive in the car, but the thief wouldn’t get out and started to take off. So, Spooner told reporters, “I ran round to the front and asked him politely to step out.

I then ended up on the front of the vehicle and it began to move.” The driver entered a highway, but when he finally slowed down, Spooner let go and “skidded off to the side of the curb,” suffering cuts and bruises to his face.

While Spooner creates stunts for film crews, he advises, “It’s a bad plan to do them yourself.”

EXPLOITATION 101 Jerry Sargeant, 39, of Cheltenham in Gloucestershire, England, who claims on his website to be able to cure cancer via Skype, has been convicted in Westminster Magistrate’s Court of violating the U.K.’s 1939 Cancer Act, which prohibits advertising services that “offer to treat any person for cancer.”

The Daily Mail reports that Sargeant, who calls himself “The Facilitator,” says he discovered his talent for “Star Magic” when he saw a woman’s soul fly out of her body during a car accident in Romania. He also claims to have flown to Alpha Centauri on a spaceship and returned to Earth just minutes later.

Sargeant’s healing sessions cost 90 pounds for 15 minutes, but he told police that appointments can go up to an hour because “you can’t put a time on magic.” He will be sentenced on Nov. 8.

NO PAIN, NO GAIN Archaeologists in Cambridgeshire, England, have discovered the remains of a nearly 200-year-old colony of utopians espousing “free love and wife-swapping,” according to Metro News. The Manea Fen community, established in 1838 by Methodist minister William Hodson, who championed a community free from marriage, money or monogamy, once numbered 150 members, but lasted only 25 months before succumbing to “personality clashes and objections to the practice of free love.” Lead researcher Dr. Marcus Brittain believes “they got the wrong people, they had no labor skills and put in no time and effort, they were drunk, they went into local brothels, and thought they could build a utopia without breaking a sweat.” ■

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rincess Keleanohoana‘api‘api, or Kelea, was a graceful and daring princess of Maui. She loved to surf and was told by the gods that she would find the love of her life only in the ocean. This wayward surfer is the inspiration for The Kelea Foundation, a nonprofit dedicated to making water sports accessible to all girls and women. This fall, the foundation is putting on a school-yearlong program called Girls in the Lineup to empower junior and high school-aged girls through ocean and life skills.

Jennifer Gladwin, the director of the Kelea Foundation, first had the idea for Girls

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in the Lineup when attending the annual Menehune Surf Bash at Ho‘okipa. Though the grom divisions had an even gender split, Gladwell noticed that girls were underrepresented in the upper age divisions, with far more boys competing.

“What about the 12 and 13-year-old divisions?” she said. “They start to drop out.”

Gladwin also noticed bikini-clad teen girls standing awkwardly in the crowd, watching the action. “The requirement of being cute in a bikini becomes too much,” she said. “Many of the ones who stay are the ones who have brothers and dads supporting them.” Girls without this type of

support or encouragement often move from the lineup to the beach.

Gladwin, along with her coaches Florabeth Coble and Sarah Hauser, wants to help change that through her after-school sports-based program. All girls who identify as female are welcome, from any school or background, and girls do not need to know how to swim or paddle to participate. The program will span over the course of this school year and happen at the indoor office space on Monday and Wednesday afternoons and at the beach on Sunday mornings.

I met Gladwin at Kahului Harbor on a recent weekend morning, where most of the

Sunday ocean-based activities take place, to talk about the goals and purpose of the program. We sat at a picnic table and watched paddlers go in and out of the water, clad in leggings and sunscreen, dripping saltwater.

People smiled and greeted us, and some friends of Gladwin’s stopped to talk.

Gladwin has a sports background and has long been a women’s advocate. She engages women from the community, including professional athletes and volunteer mentors, to help girls in the program learn ocean and leadership skills in a supported environment. These mentors work with girls at the beach and in the Foundation’s office.

The weekday after-school portion of the program happen indoors at “The Office,” next to Goodwill in Kahului, which advertises itself broadly as “a community wellness space.” Gladwin’s affectionate brownand-white poi dog Huli is a constant in the welcoming, open space, which feels like a comfortably cluttered yoga studio. Colorful SUP boards, books, and mirrors decorate the space. When I dropped by, a teenaged summer program participant was busy cleaning the space. The Office is the home of the after-school part of the program, and also serves as a hosting spot for different programs for women in the community.

Girls in the Lineup participants will meet on Mondays and Wednesdays afterschool from 3:30-5:30pm in The Office. In a typical day there, girls talk story, have a snack and do core-stability and yoga routines. Then participants do social and emotional activities in a structured curriculum that lasts over the course of a nine-month period, ending in May 2018. Girls learn how their bodies work, engage in self-image activities, learn conflict resolution, talk about goal setting, and do meditation and mantras. Gladwin showed me calm-down jars the girls in the summer cohort made, with glitter that slowly settles down. “The girls were really engaged with it,” she said.

The last Sunday of each month, the program participants will meet at the beach, most often at Kahului Harbor. Beach days are dedicated to ocean safety skills, including understanding rip currents, weather, leadership

in the water, and lifeguarding techniques.

The goal is that by the end of the year, girls will be lifeguard certified and be eligible for county lifeguarding jobs. Girls also help to coordinate fun days at the beach.

“The girls work together to make fun things happen,” Gladwin said. Girls paddle canoe, stand-up paddle, and do beach workouts. Depending on conditions, some beach days are held at Makena or Launiupoko.

The beach and sports aspect of the program helps connect the girls to themselves and each other. “If you’re scared, or upset, sports will show everyone that,” Gladwin said. “It helps us be vulnerable, and when someone is vulnerable, we can accept someone for who they are.”

Girls will also learn the skills that will empower them to be more self-sufficient in doing sports, and by extension, in their lives.

“How to carry a board in the wind, how to tie your board to your car–more women need to learn to do this,” Gladwin said.

Gladwin and I discussed issues in women’s watersports, like the “bikini paradigm,” an issue she’s also talked about with the girls in the program. On one hand, there’s the prototype of women professional surfer who looks like a model and wears makeup in the water, which supports a standard of expectation of what women in the water should look like. But women also have every right to wear and do what they want.

“How do we support each other but also keep each other accountable and checked in?” Gladwin said. “I don’t have all the an-

swers,” but she added that it’s important to talk about it.

The debate, which is evolving, is taking place in a surf culture that’s still largely dominated by men. We have our local female surf heros, but women on Maui are nearly always outnumbered in any lineup, from Ho‘okipa to the Harbor. Of course, many men in our community are very supportive of women in ocean sports.

“Lots of women learn through fathers, brothers and boyfriends,” Gladwin said. “But what happens if that support goes away?”

A summer graduate, a King Kekaulike student, has been newly employed by Gladwin to clean the space. “That’s how you get your first jobs,” Gladwin said.

“Through people you know.”

Part of the goal of Girls in the Lineup is to connect young girls with mentors in their community. I asked the graduate about her favorite part of the summer program.

“I liked the mantras,” she said. “They give you a different mindset, and it helps you think of a better way to talk to yourself. It makes you more positive.”

The program is currently looking for participants for this school year’s programs.

Participants can be any female-identifying girl of high school or junior high age. Gladwin says they’re also looking for women in the community to be mentors.

“To me, there are two aspects to this: the girls that we mentor, but also women from the community to develop and connect alongside the girls,” she said. They look for a diversity of mentors with varied skillsets, and

mentors do not need specific water sports experience. “How do we create a place that everyone can come and learn and grow?”

Gladwin said. “I don’t have all the skills, but everyone has some skills they can contribute.

We’re always open-ended and questioning.”

Gladwin is focused on the community and collaboration aspects of her program. The vision for the program is a collaborative effort born of a mentor’s night, when Gladwin asked community participants, “What do we collectively want to give girls in the community?” The answers inspired the vision: “To cultivate on authentic, diverse, self-determined sisterhood dedicated to community well-being, globally, locally, personally.”

And that’s the heart of the program. “[It’s] the realization that girls just need someone that likes them and tells them that they’re awesome,” Gladwin said. “The girls just need something real.”

Classes at The Office in Kahului happen on Mondays 3:30-5pm for junior highaged girls and Wednesdays 3:30-5pm for high school-aged girls. Cost is $5 per class.

Beach days are currently the last Sunday of the month until the program reaches full enrollment. For more information and to sign up, visit https://www.keleafoundation.org/girlsinthelineup/ or contact TheKeleaFoundation@gmail.com. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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In addition, the event will include live music from Steve Sargenti, who will perform the early set, and William Wainwright for the second set. There will also be silent and live auctions (MauiTime Publisher Tommy Russo will be the auctioneer). Auction items include a reclaimed Waikamoi Flume Redwood Adirondack chair and side table by Waiwood Designs, private five-course Hawaiian poi supper for 10 guests and a 10-day stay on Great Barrier Island in New Zealand. All event proceeds will go towards Montessori School of Maui’s student programs, financial assistance and maintenance.

“Montessori School of Maui's 2017 Taste of Upcountry event will undoubtedly be the icing on the cake in terms of serving up support for Montessori's keiki,” said Eric Dustman, Head of School.

Here are the 11 restaurants taking part in this year’s Taste of Upcountry: Star Anise Catering Chef Uma Dugied • Nasturtium Crusted Taro Bonda served with Calamansi and Tamarind Chutney (vegan and gluten-free) Locally sourced ingredients: Pau Hana Farm, Coca Farms, ‘Oko‘a Farms and Lokahi Farms

Fork and Salad Chefs Travis Morrin, Cody Christopher and Jaron Blosser • Kumu Farms Papaya and Grain Salad with Feta, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Lemon and Herbs • Ni‘ihau Lamb Chili with Upcountry Vegetables and Focaccia Locally sourced ingredients: Makaweli Ranch, Kumu Farms, Evonuk Farms, Kawamata Farms, Blue Door Bread Company and ‘Oko‘a Farms The Wooden Crate at Lumeria Maui Chef Jacqueline Torres • House-made Falafel with Tomato, Cucumber,

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ou’ll get a chance to taste some of the best of what Upcountry growers provide this weekend at Montessori School of Maui. On Saturday, the school will hold its second annual Taste of Upcountry, which will feature chefs from nearly a dozen Maui restaurants and catering companies.

“Taste of Upcountry is designed to showcase the talent, toil, and camaraderie of Maui’s renowned chefs and Upcountry farmers and purveyors,” states a press release sent out by Montessori School of Maui. “In the true spirit of community, Montessori School of Maui is purposefully gathering friends, neighbors, and families on campus for this new lively fall tradition of sharing a meal to taste and toast local agriculture while investing in a bright future for our island.”

This year, Taste of Upcountry will feature 11 restaurants, whereas last year’s had nine. “We wanted to increase the number of guests,” said Montessori School of Development Ali Grimes. What’s more, there will be two chefs providing dessert, instead of just the one last year. While no one at the event will be serving alcohol, the event is BYBB–“Bring Your Best Bottle,” said Grimes, who added that there will be

Four Seasons Resort Maui at Wailea Chef Bruce Trouyet • Thai Basil Suave Cream, Caramelized and Flambeed Pineapple Baton Locally sourced ingredients: Oprah's Farm

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Tahini, Herbs and Citrus Served on Naan Bread (vegan and gluten-free) Locally sourced ingredients: Lumeria Maui Garden, Kula Country Farms Sweet Maui Chef Jessica Kapoor • Lilikoi-Meyer Lemon Meringue Tartlet • Assorted Bon Bons • Ali‘i Kula Lavender Macarons • Pineapple Mac Nut Bars Locally sourced ingredients: ‘Oko‘a Farms, Ali‘i Kula Lavender Farm, Maui Preserved, Phood Stuffs and Kuiaha Farm and Garden

Taste of Upcountry takes place on Saturday, Oct. 7, 6-10pm, at the Montessori School of Maui campus. The event is 21+ and open to the public. General admission starts at $90; VIP Tables start at $2,500. For more event information, go to bit.ly//MOMITaste2017. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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quality, and preserving healthy beaches for almost 40 years.

Everyone who helps on Maui has a day job. This is true for the more than 50,000 Surfrider members collected into over 80 Chapters across Hawaii, the U.S., Europe and Asia. Surfrider is an especially important and potent force in Hawaii, with the Kauai Chapter, Oahu Chapter and two Big Island Chapters all working to protect and improve their island coastlines.

Surfrider Maui continues to play a vital role in protecting our coastline. Its biggest victory was the decade-long coalition with Save our Surf that resisted a major Army Corps of Engineers development of Ma‘alaea Harbor that would have razed Freight Trains, the

Les Potts

Les Potts is a legendary surfer and environmentalist. He arrived on Maui half century ago, a 20-year-old army veteran drawn to the sacred surfscape of Honolua Bay. He’s been a surfer, a musician, a local, a shaper, and a friend of so many people whose lives have passed through West Maui, from all the Westside surfers to Jimi Hendrix to Pulitzer prizewinning author William Finnegan. It was in his later years that Potts really became a keeper of the ‘aina. Running the coastline daily from Honolua Bay around Lipoa Point to Honokohau Valley, he’s personally removed or organized the removal of more trash, burned out vehicles, waste, and detritus from the northwest tip of Maui than anyone alive. He also became an engaged citizen advocate, assuming a key role with the Save Honolua Coalition in advocating for the State’s eventual purchase and preservation of the whole coastline.

John Severson is a larger than life figure whose impact on surfing can’t really be measured. Hailing from Southern California,

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Flatbread Pizza is a vital business member of the Maui community. Flatbread has played host to countless nonprofits over the years, helping bird sanctuaries, reforestation projects, land conservations and ocean advocates by donating pizza, meeting space and sales proceeds. The food, ocean-friendly ethos (minimal single-use plastics consumed) and welcoming environment have made it an essential stop for hungry surfers.

The annual Surfrider Pa‘ina takes place at the Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa in Kaanapali on Saturday, Oct. 14 from 5pm to 9:30pm. Tickets are $99 per person.

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fastest surfing wave in the world. The Army Corps eventually abandoned the project.

In recent years, Surfrider has organized a hundred beach cleanups, removing tens of thousands of pounds of debris and trash from our beaches; advocated for a successful smoking ban at beaches and parks; advocated for the plastic bag ban; played an important role in the polystyrene ban; supported Save Honolua Coalition in its case for the state acquisition of Lipoa Point; supported the launch of an Ocean Friendly Restaurants program to minimize plastic consumption, and provided engagement with County Council members for the county’s acquisition of Pe‘ahi lands. Surfrider is also five months into a water quality testing program, measuring a number of key indicators at 18 beaches from Waiehu to Maliko gulch, to ensure our water is and will remain suitable for people and marine life.

And the 2017 Surfrider Maui Ocean Guardians are…

Victor Lopez is a Maui legend. An Oahu native, he and his wife fell in love with Maui in the 1970s. Lopez was there when Laird Hamilton, Buzzy Kerbox and Mike Woltze pushed the big wave frontier at Pe‘ahi. Lopez has also paid his knowledge forward by training Kai Lenny. Lopez has supported civic engagement to maintain beach access and promote sustainable coastal growth on Maui, and he continues to be a respected presence at Ho‘okipa.

Severson (who died this spring) was a thoughtful and creative soul who loved surfing, photography, art and moviemaking. He founded Surfer Magazine, which captured and defined the sport’s cultural evolution in America from the 1960s to today. He also made classic surf films, including Pacific Vibrations, and injected a spirit of naturalism, equality and purity into the sport. He relocated to Maui in the 1970s, partly to sustain a creative, sustainable, minimalist, and surf-infused life, which he shared with his wife Louise and his children and grandchildren.

Kai Lenny almost needs no introduction. In his recent biopic movie premiere Paradigm Lost (which required four years

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here’s something about the ocean, something primal and universal. From water we come and to water we return.

For laughter, play, and fun; for relief, solace, and peace; for energy, invigoration and hope. The science is pouring in to support what to so many on Maui is intuitive: the ocean, waves and beaches of Maui make all of our lives better, in some way.

Yet the quality of Maui’s coastline isn’t a given. Clean water, healthy beaches, litterfree zones, sustainable islandwide consumption habits, protected open spaces: all this requires citizen activism. The threats are many: cigarettes, plastic bags, short term profiteering, polystyrene, dirty consumption habits and vested interests incentivized by the bottom line.

Maui punches above its weight in hosting a number of these environmental organizations: Sierra Club, EarthJustice, Malama Maui Nui, Protect Kaho‘olawe, Malama Hamakua, West Maui Kumuwai, Hawaii Land Trust and the Surfrider Foundation, Maui Chapter, to name but a few.

On Oct. 14, Surfrider Maui will hold its second annual Ocean Guardians Pa‘ina, to honor and thank an inspiring group of role models. Hosted at the Sheraton Maui with the sponsorship support of Pacific Media Group, All Good Sunscreen, Castaway Construction, Honolulu Builders, Minit Medical, Maui Printing, MauiTime and the Severson Ohana, this event is the perfect chance to honor the leaders among us and to support the continued role of Surfrider on Maui.

The Surfrider Foundation is a special organization, as it advocates specifically for healthy beaches and clean water here and all over the planet. It’s a grassroots network of volunteers that’s been shaping laws, cleaning coastlines, improving water

of travel, filming and production), he sold out the Maui Arts and Culture Center easily drawing an adoring hometown crowd of more than 1,000. He can windsurf, kite surf, surf, stand up paddle, hydrofoil and charge Pe‘ahi. He’s also a kind and accessible person who's crossed all the channels of the Hawaiian Islands without motor power this year, cleaning up beaches and raising awareness on ocean trash all along the way.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, OCT. 5 MAUI FAIR – The 95th annual Maui Fair will happen at War Memorial Complex from Thursday, Oct. 5 to Sunday, Oct. 8. Bring your family and friends down to the fair for games, rides, live music and ono food vendors. As usual, there’ll also be a horticulture and orchid show, Maui’s best livestock, art exhibitions, a pie contest and the super-popular Chili Cook-off. $3-10. Oct. 5: 5-11pm; Oct. 6: 5-midnight; Oct. 7: 10am-midnight; Oct. 8: 10am-11pm. Maui Fair, (War Memorial Complex, Kahului); Mauifair.com.

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MAUI SALSA & BACHATA CONGRESS – The Maui Salsa and Bachata Congress will take place at the Sheraton Maui Reeasort from Thursday, Oct. 5 to Sunday, Oct. 8. This event will feae. ture dance workshops, performances, beach parties and more.

There’ll be teachers and dancers like America’s Got Talent winners Junior and Emily, and U.S. Salsa and Bachata champions Javier and Katya. Learn new dance techniques, socialize and enjoy the music. $75+. 9am-2am. Sheraton Maui Resortt nand Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheratongress maui.com. Photo courtesy Facebook/Maui Salsa Bachata Congress

FRIDAY, OCT. 6 GYPSY PACIFIC DINNER SHOW – You won’t want to miss the Gypsy Pacific Dinner Show at Mulligan’s on the Blue.

Gypsy Pacific is composed of Maui musicians Tom Conway, Willy Wainwright, Marcus Johnson and Phil Benoit.

They’ll perform an exciting set fused with multiple talents, passionate ballads, island swing and Gypsy Jazz. This is a great event for Maui music lovers, a dinner date or a night out with friends. $39. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Tom Conway

FRIDAY, OC OCT. 6

‘THE VALLEY’ ALBUM RELEASE – There’ll be two The Valley Album Release parties. Wailuku musician Drew Martin has been living in Seattle for four years, but now returns home to Maui to share his music and spread aloha. The Valley is Martin’s first full length LP and features songs about areas like the West Maui Mountains and Iao Valley. For both shows, he’ll be accompanied by Isaac Castillo. Free. 3pm. Request Music, (10 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-244-9315; Facebook. com/RequestsHawaii; 6:30pm. Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com.

Photo album artwork by David Sandell. Image courtesy Drew Martin

SATURDAY, OCT. 7 F FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – Head to the Wailuku First Friday Town Party. Enjoy a family-friendly community event with raucous street festivities, fashion, art, live music, food vendors and Maui food trucks, a cool keiki zone and more. Free. 6pm.

Wailuku Town Party, (Market St., Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com.

SHERATON CHEF CELEBRATION AND MENU UNVEILING – There’s a Chef Celebration and Menu Unveiling at the Sheraton Maui Resort. Executive Chef Lyndon Honda, Executive Sous Chef Chris Lederer and Sous Chef Mitch Cooper will each showcase their distinct styles by preparing menu items inspired by their youth and journeys through the culinary industry. Guests can sample an array of 12 dishes. A portion of proceeds will benefit the Save Honolua Coalition. $60. 5:30pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com.

Photo of Chefs Lederer, Honda and Cooper courtesy Sheraton Maui Resort

SATURDAY, SA SATU ATU T R DAY, OC OCT. 7 MAUI PRIDE FESTIVAL – The 2017 Maui Pride Festival runs from Friday, Oct. 6 to Sunday, Oct. 8. This year, there’ll be a Maui Pride Film Festival at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC), a Beatles Tribute and sing-a-long, a Pajama Party at Kono’s on the Green, Maui Pride Day at Trinity Episcopal Church By-the-Sea, drag shows and lots more. There’ll be plenty of chances to mingle and celebrate equality with a variety of parties, live music, dancing, food, local vendors, massage chairs and even an open-call Pet Parade. Maui Pride Festival; Mauipride.org. Photo: Flickr/torbakhopper

PADDLE FOR LIFE – The eighth annual Paddle For Life will be at Hanakao‘o (Canoe) Beach. You can help raise funds for the Pacific Cancer Foundation by joining a group of over 200 cancer survivors and supporters as they travel across the Au‘au channel from Lahaina to Lanai in six-person outrigger canoes. In total, the paddle will be a 34-mile round trip journey. $100+. 6am. Hanakao‘o Beach, (Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. Mile Marker 23.4, Lahaina); Pacificcancerfoundation.org.

Photo of Canoe Beach: Pixabay.com

SATURDAY, SATU TU T U R AY, OCT. 7 URD TASTE OF UPCOUNTRY – The Taste of Upcountry will happen at Montessori Schoo of Maui. This annual Upcountry farm-to-table event will feature a selecSchool tion of Maui’s top chefs like Craig Dryhurst (Four Seasons Maui), Sean Christensen (Maui Country Club), Gary Johnson (Hana Ranch), Uma Dugied (Star Anis Catering) and more. There’ll also be a silent and live auction, live music Anise and more celebrations. All proceeds are in support of the Montessori School of Ma Maui’s 2017-2018 school year. 21+. $80. 6pm. Montessori School of Maui, (29 (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; Momi.org. Photo of Chef Cra Craig Dryhurst courtesy the Four Seasons Maui

SATURDAY, OCT. 7

MAUI DEBUT OF BADFISH – Check out The Maui Debut of Badfish: A Tribute to Sublime. Badfish is known across the world as the most incredible Sublime tribute band. For their Maui premiere, Badfish will present a knockout performance of hits from the Sublime roster.

Make sure to get your tickets early, this show will be hot! $20-30. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/T-Rx Entertainment LLC

SUNDAY, OCT. 8

BEER AND DONUT PAIRING – There’s a Beer and Donut Pairing with Donut Dynamite at Kohola Brewery. This first-ever creative foodie event will match four locally crafted beers with four handcrafted savory and sweet donuts. Here’s your chance to enjoy a cold one with some of Maui’s favorite treats. 21+. $25. 5pm. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-8683198; Donutdynamite.com; Koholabrewery.com.

Photo: Sean M. Hower

MAUI PADDLE FOR A CURE – Maui Paddle For a Cure will be at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort. Presented by The Butterfly Effect and Maui Jim’s, the event will raise funds for Susan G. Komen Hawaii. Support breast cancer awareness, education, prevention and treatment by joining this annual paddling event. Participants can enjoy a fun and non-competitive environment with SUP, kayak and canoe paddling. $65+. 7am. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com. Photo courtesy of Kaanapali Beach Resort Association

MONDAY, OCT. 9

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 11 TOMMY EMMANUEL – Guitarist Tommy Emmanuel will be at the MACC. He’s an Australian musician known for his skills as an accomplished finger-style guitarist. You’ll hear him expertly handle the melody while supporting the chords and the bass all at once. $25.50-41.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Simone Cecchetti

BUSINESS FEST – The 11th annual Business Fest will take place at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. This year’s keynote speaker will be U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii. It’s presented by the Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce and other speakers include Ben Sherman, Celeste Ferguson of the American Indian and Alaska Native Tourism Association and Ramsay Taum. $75+. 8am-4:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Brian Schatz

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Spy the Friendly Skies ‘American Made’ is a really fun look at CIA pilot Barry Seal ★★★★★ Rated R / 115 Min.

T

he ability to board your own aircraft, operate it with the ease of an automobile and go wherever you want, whenever you want and over vast fields and towns below, is just so cool. It’s one thing to be a passenger who enjoys looking out the window and actually enjoys air travel (especially now, when going to airport is a decathlon in discomfort). It’s another thing entirely to be in the cockpit, controlling a massive aircraft, carrying hundreds of people, and capping their experience with “Welcome to Miami” as they depart.

Doug Liman’s American Made is one of those rare movies that gets the sexiness of being being a pilot. Films like Martin Scorsese’s The Aviator and Steven Spielberg’s Always are among the few that not only offer stunning aerial footage but really get the attitude, feel and look of those who fly for a living. Those films also understood that there’s something undeniably erotic about the thrill of being

miles above ground.

This amazingly true story stars Tom Cruise (who more than redeems himself from the embarrassment of The Mummy) as Barry Seal, a carefree commercial airline pilot who’s selected by a CIA officer (well-played by Domhnall Gleason) to fly top secret missions. Seal initially sticks to the plan but finds himself doing business with figures like Pablo Escobar and Manuel Noriega. Over time, the money and temptations for trouble start to pile up.

Liman hasn’t made a film this loose and wild since Go, his 1999 sophomore effort.

Despite being a depiction of criminal activity, moral corruption and illegal financial gain, this all plays much funnier than expected. Although Seal’s do-or-die lifestyle of success, excess and an inevitable downfall has thematic parallels with movies like Goodfellas, this plays like an especially playful and irreverent Oliver Stone film.

Cruise begins the role in his comfort zone, playing Seal with his trademark grin and coming across as cocksure and impenetrable as he does in interviews. The crazier the story gets, the more reactive Cruise’s performance becomes. Even with

He’s finally gonna pay for his crimes

a middling accent, he’s solid showing us how this master of his universe succumbs to full panic mode. The casting is spoton, as Cruise embodies an all-American success story but doesn’t hesitate to make Seal look foolish when necessary.

Playing Barry’s wife, Lucy, newcomer Sarah Wright is a real find and steals many scenes. Caleb Landry Jones, so good as the younger brother in Get Out and as Amanda Seyfried’s boyfriend in Twin Peaks: The Return, is hilarious as Lucy’s brother JB. The depiction of the late 1970s/ mid-’80s is both a spot-on recreation (or, at least, how I remember it) but also resembles a goofy political cartoon. The approach works, as we live vicariously through Seal, relishing his close calls and

never fully judge him as we should (he’s hard to dislike when he’s played by Mr. Charisma). Although the clever screenplay

by Gary Spinelli is telling a true-life, politically charged adventure yarn, leading up to an explanation of the Iran-Contra Scandal, it’s the comedy that resonates the strongest.

To own up to a slight bias, I also dug American Made because, in addition to being one of the best films ever made about aviation, it also has a big movie star playing someone cool named Barry. Seriously, it been a dry spell for me (the low point may be discovering a movie about a hopeless loser called Someone Marry Barry). Finally, Tom Cruise, the All-American movie star, spends two hours playing a guy with my first name. Now, I can die happy. ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

American Assassin-R- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

MALL MEGAPLEX

Blade Runner 2049- R- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

SAT 11:00 12:00 3:30 6:00 7:00 9:30 10:30, 2D SUN-THU 11:00 12:00 3:30 6:00 7:00. 3D FRI-THU 2:30.

My Little Pony: The Movie- PG-2D THU 7:10. 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45, 2D SUNTHU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15.

Victoria and Abdul- PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 11:15 1:45 4:30 7:10 9:40, 2D SUN-THU 11:15 1:45 4:30 7:10 It-R- 2D THU 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 8:00.

2D FRI-SAT 12:45 4:00 7:30 10:30, 2D SUNTHU 12:45 4:00 7:30.

American Made-R- 2D THU 11:45 2:25 5:00 7:40. 2D FRI 11:40 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:20, 2D SAT 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:20, 2D SUN-THU 11:40 2:20 5:00 7:40.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU 12:45 4:00 7:15 Brad’s Status-R- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15

1:00 4:00, 2D WED 1:00 6:00, 2D THU 1:00.

3D FRI-MON 4:00 9:50, 3D TUE 9:50, 3D WEDTHU 4:00 9:50.

Leap!- PG- 2D THU 12:30 2:40 4:50 Hitman’s Bodyguard- R- 2D THU 9:50.

Mully-NR- 2D THU 7:00.

Steve McQueen: American Icon- PG- 2D TUE 7:00.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

The Metropolitan Opera: Norma- G- 2D SAT 12:55.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

The Mountain Between Us-PG13- 2D FRI-THU

1:20 4:10 7:00 9:40.

American Made-R- 2D THU 1:10 4:20 7:00 10:00. 2D FRI-THU 1:10 3:50 7:10 9:30.

Flatliners (2017)-PG13- 2D THU 12:40 3:50 6:40 9:20. 2D FRI-WED 12:40 3:30 6:20 9:00 Battle of the Sexes-PG13- 2D FRI-THU 12:50 4:20 6:50 10:00.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU 12:30 3:20 6:30 9:50. 2D FRI 12:30 3:40 6:30 9:40, 2D SAT 6:30 9:40, 2D SUN-THU 12:30 3:40 6:30 9:40.

Lego Ninjago Movie-PG- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 7:10 9:40. 2D FRI-MON 1:00 6:40, 2D TUE

Blade Runner 2049-R- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRITHU 11:30 7:00, 3D FRI-SAT 3:15 10:45, 3D SUN-MON 3:15, 3D TUE 3:15 10:45, 3D WEDTHU 3:15.

The Mountain Between Us-PG13- 2D THU 7:10.

2D FRI-SAT 1:00 4:05 7:10 10:10, 2D SUNMON 1:00 4:05 7:10, 2D TUE 1:00 4:05 7:10 10:10, 2D WED-THU 1:00 4:05 7:10.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU (12:40 3:50) 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 12:40 3:50 7:15 10:20, 2D SUN-MON 12:40 3:50 7:15, 2D TUE 12:40 3:50 7:15 10:20, 2D WED-THU 12:40 3:50 7:15.

American Assassin-R- 2D THU (1:00 4:00).

It-R- 2D THU (12:30 3:35).

OCT 6 6 - 9PM

Battle of the Sexes opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK BATTLE OF THE SEXES - PG13 - Sports/Comedy - The story of the 1973 tennis match between Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs. Based on a true story. Stars Emma Stone and Steve Carell. 121 min.

BLADE RUNNER 2049 - R - Sci-Fi/Thriller - A young blade runner–a cop trained to hunt down replicants posing as human beings–searches for former blade runner Rick Deckard, who’s been missing for three decades. Stars Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford. 163 min.

FLATLINERS - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Drama - Remake of a lousy 1990 picture about a bunch of med students who experiment with near-death experiences. 110 min.

THE MOUNTAIN BETWEEN US - PG13 - Action/Drama - Two strangers bond as they struggle to survive in the freezing wilderness after a plane crash. Stars Idris Elba and Kate Winslet. 103 min.

Ponyville, so a group of little ponies with names like Applebloom and Fizzlepop Berrytwist attempt to save their home. Voices

by Emily Blunt, Kristen Chenowith and Liev Schreiber. 99 min.

VICTORIA AND ABDUL - PG13 - History/Drama - Judi Dench reprises her role as Queen Victoria in this look at the powerful British monarch’s unlikely friendship with a young Indian clerk. Also stars Ali Fazal. 112 min.

NOW PLAYING AMERICAN MADE - R - Action/Comedy - Tom Cruise plays CIA pilot/drug runner Barry Seal in this film based (I’m guessing loosely) on real events. See this week’s film review. 115 min.

IT - R - Horror - Bullied kids band together when a scary clown monster begins hunting them. 135 min.

MET OPERA: NORMA - NR - Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera Company perform Bellini’s classic about love and drama in a Druid forest. 184 min.

KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE - R - Action/Comedy - When the world is held hostage, the Kingsmen join forces with American spies.

Stars Taron Egerton and Colin Firth. 141 min.

MY LITTLE PONY: THE MOVIE - PG Animation/Adventure - Danger comes to

THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Six young ninjas must defend their

home. Voices by Jackie Chan, Dave Franco and Fred Armisen. 101 min.

MULLY - NR - Documentary - The story of Charles Mully, a Kenyan businessman who also runs the largest children’s rescue organization in Africa. 81 min.

LAST CHANCE AMERICAN ASSASSIN - R - Action/Thriller Some white guy becomes a counter-terrorism assassin for the CIA so he can kill the Muslim terrorists who killed his girlfriend. And we wonder why the world is the way it is. 111 min.

BRAD’S STATUS - R - Comedy/Drama - A father takes his son on a tour of colleges and ends up feeling bad about his life choices. Stars Ben Stiller and Austin Abrams. 101 min.

THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD - R - Action/ Comedy - If I’m reading this right, Deadpool has to guard Nick Fury because of something. Stars Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson. 118 min.

LEAP! - PG - Animation/Comedy - An orphan girl goes to Paris to learn how to be a ballerina. Voices by Elle Fanning and Carly Rae Jepsen. 89 min.

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shan Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS UNDERGROUND HOUSE MUSIC - Sat. Oct 7.

High Pockets and DJ Collelo are bringing that Dirty Underground House Music to the Monkey. 21+. $15. 10pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com SILENT RAVE FULL MOON PARTY - Sat. Oct 7. It’s time to rave silently under the full moon!

DJ’s Love and Quick will be dropping the electronic beats which can only be heard through headphones. Choose your channel. 21+. $5.

10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY - Mon. Oct 9.

Let's rise for indigenous people and learn more about the many issues happening to them on Maui. Kaleikoa Ka‘eo, John Kalei Lamana, Kaniloa Kamaunu and Daniel Kanahele will all share their experiences. There will also be prayers and songs, petition-signing, sign-making, food trucks and more. 12pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

STAGE SHOWS ‘THE ELEPHANT MAN’ - Until - Sun. Oct 8.

Based on the life of John Merrick, a man living with horrifying, rare skin and bone diseases. Abandoned by his family and seen as a freak by society, his life changes when a young physician agrees to care for him. Showtimes are Thursdays to Saturday at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. 7:30pm.

ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-4636550; Proartsmaui.com ‘HARVEY’ - Until- Sun. Oct 15. Elwood P. Dowd is an affable man who claims to have a friend Harvey- whom he describes as a six-foot, threeand-one-half-inch tall pooka resembling an anthropomorphic rabbit. Elwood’s sister Veta tired of his hallucination tries to have him committed to a sanitarium, but winds up being committed herself.

What will happen to Veta, and is Elwood crazy or is Harvey really real? Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $2040. 8am. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Oct 5. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99.

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5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii. $60110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

of Polynesia. Hear the sound of the conch, the beating of drums, the echoes of Hawaiian chant, enjoy authentic dance and music of Polynesia, and an unforgettable fire-knife dance finale. Indulge in the exotic flavors of native Hawaiian cuisine, complete with a traditional imu ceremony.

Offered daily. 4:45pm. Drums of the Pacific at y g y Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Hyatt Regency Ka‘anap Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Drum Drumsofthepacificmaui.com

C WITH W HOLDEN COMEDY AND MAGIC n Maui MOWAT - Sat. Oct 7. Join at Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661UT KO C 5304; LahainacanneryE CH EK mall.com WE CAN

KA KAPALUA SUNSET EXP PERIENCE - Thu. Oct 5.

Offered daily, guest can sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu in the resort’s Banyan Tree Resttaurant which includes a E U H T O Y gl glass of sparkling wine and OF C MULLIGAN’S MAGIC 17.

KS an amuse bouche from the un SHOW - Tue. Oct 10. Fun AGE PIC P ON chef. Cost is $65 and wine for all ages, be amused and pairings are available for an addiamazed by a high-energy comtional $25 per person. 5:30pm. The edy and magic show. Free.. 6:30pm.

Ri C l K Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., K k hi St., S Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

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OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Oct 10. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Oct 11. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required. $37.99.

7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-6693858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE KOHO GRILL AND BAR FUNDRAISER TO SUPPORT BREAST CANCER - Until- Tue. Oct 31. Queen Kaahumanu Center and Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation announces fundraising support by Koho Grill and Bar for the second annual Kokua 4 Kokonuts, a fundraising walk for breast cancer. Purchase the Kilauea Snowball dessert and $1 will benefit the Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation.

Koho Grill and Bar, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588.

OKTOBURGERFEST - Thu. Oct 5 - Tue. Oct 31. Try Cool Cat’s October Burger of the Month, “The Oktoburgerfest.” It’s their signature beef patty marinated in Newcastle beer and Worcestershire sauce, stuffed with onion and bacon on a fresh onion bun with lettuce, tomato, red onion and Pepper Jack cheese. It’s also topped off with crispy fried onion straws and spicy avocado ranch. Cool Cat Cafe, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Oct 5. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers, and for anyone who wants to learn more about grape production on Maui. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch.

Reservations required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com DRUMS OF THE PACIFIC LUAU - Thu. Oct 5. Experience a journey throughout the islands

WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Oct 5. Enjoy the electric sounds of Willie K as he rocks the house with blues, rock, Hawaiian and sometimes even opera. A scrumptious prime rib and seafood buffet is also available. $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only. Reservations required. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com ROCKTOBERFEST - Fri. Oct 6 - Sun. Oct 22.

The rock-inspired family-friendly restaurant will kick off its seventh annual month long Rocktoberfest. It’s an annual celebration of food, beer and rock music in honor of the traditional Bavarian festival. Enjoy a special Rock and Brews menu full of German-inspired dishes and beer specials. Rock and Brews, (120 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5799011; Rockandbrews.com FIRKIN FRIDAY! - Fri. Oct 6. In partnership with Maui Brewing Co., Luana is proud to offer cask ale and firkin keg tapping! Poured straight from the keg using gravity rather than carbon dioxide, this is draft beer at its best. Live music to follow.

4:30pm. Luana Lounge, Fairmont Kea Lani (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont. com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana OFF DA VINE WINEMAKER DINNER - Fri. Oct 6. This exclusive food and wine pairing dinner includes four courses prepared by Chef Geno Sarmiento, paired with specially selected Torbreck Barossa Valley wines. Treat your palette to the Hamachi crudo paired with 2014 Woodcutter’s Semillon; Coffee-rubbed filet mignon paired with 2013 The Steading; Aged ribeye paired with 2012 Shiraz The Struie and 2012 The Descendent and end with the Dessert Panna cotta paired with 2013 Muscat The Bothie. Reservations required. $100. 5pm. Son’z Steakhouse, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4506; Sonzrestaurant.com ‘FRESH SQUEEZED’ FRIDAY - Fri. Oct 6. Sip “Fresh Squeezed” cocktails, prepared by house craftsmen Adam Rio, Joshua Hopkins and Maya Alexander. It will be followed by the “Official Art Walk After Party,’ and will feature a local DJ. 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW Sat. Oct 7. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by multiple award winning artists. The opening set is with Anthony Pfluke, and then you can hear Barry Fla-

nagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

FOOTBALL SUNDAY FUN DAY - Sun. Oct 8. Cheer on your favorite team while enjoying a special football Sunday menu and full bar. Menu highlights include Football Fried Rice, Corned Beef Hash Loco Moco and the Hail Mary cocktail. Kama‘aina will get 20 percent off on food with valid Hawaii ID. 7am. Alaloa Lounge at The RitzCarlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Oct 8. Relax and enjoy a live musical jazz performance with new brunch selections each week in addition to the regular menu including favorites Shrimp and Grits, Chicken and Waffles and Steak and Eggs. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 10am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections paired with light bites. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Oct 8. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Mon. Oct 9. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Oct 10. Enjoy some tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/ kea-lani-maui/dining/luana HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Oct 11. The Hawaiian Luau buffet and Huaka‘i Journey through Polynesia show includes a lei greeting, traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations and complimentary Mai Tai and Juice. There will be beautiful Hula performances and music and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Oct 11.Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings, ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your pallet. 21+. $5.

8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE MALAMA WAO AKUA: A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Until - Tue. Nov 7. Malama Wao Akua (Caring for the Realm of the Gods) is a juried art exhibition celebrating the native species of Maui Nui (Maui, Lanai, Molokai, Kaho‘olawe). In collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership, artists were asked to explored watersheds and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the importance of protecting native species through art in a meaningful way. Free.

9am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com

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CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE 811 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-4855

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

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FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Oct 5. View original art and giclees by Local Maui Artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com MAUI OPEN STUDIOS: CALL FOR ARTIST - Thu. Oct 5 - Wed. Nov 1. The eighth annual Maui Open Studios Event is now seeking artists to participate in the 2018 MOS event. All artists working in any visual medium, at any level of their career, are invited to participate in the upcoming Maui Open Studios Event in February of 2018.

Artist Registrations are now available until midnight on Nov. 1. Learn more about the specific dates, weekend assignments, benefits of participation and register online. 8am. Maui Open Studios at UH Maui College, (310 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); Mauiopenstudios.com PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Oct 5. The collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments go under review by the Trump Administration. The exhibit includes 30 individual mounted photos from photographers David Littschwager and Susan Middleton, who spent time in the Northwestern Hawaiian islands and have published a book of photography titled Archipelago. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com JEWELS OF MAUI TRUNK SHOW - Thu. Oct 5 & Sun. Oct 8. Jewels of Maui jewelry is handcrafted using a variety of quality materials. Purchase gems including Tahitian Pearls, coral pieces, seashells, sea glass and semi-precious stones. 9am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay LUANA KAMA - Fri. Oct 6. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers.

Stop by the gallery and see her paint. 4:30pm.

Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Oct 6. The cafe is bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music

Piilani Arias, 5:30-8:30pm

Kapali Keahi, 5:30-8:30pm

Gary Larson, 5:30-8:30pm & Piano w/Dayan Kai (At the Bar) 6-9pm

Sunday Brunch w/ Gary Larson (9am-12noon) & Joseph Chee, 5:30-8:30pm

MON- Kincaid Kipahu, 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Brian Haia, 5:30-8:30pm, WED- Kalani Smythe 5:308:30pm

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MON-TUE Open for Dinner, WED - Ladies Night 2.0’s w/ DJ’s 10pm, $5/$10

Mark Johnstone & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm, no cover

Goods w/ Jay P & DJ Joralien,10pm $10

Badfish: A Tribute to Sublime, 9:30pm $30+

NFL Sunday Ticket & Sunday Bloody Mary Bar!

MON - Live Band & Open Mic, 7-10pm, TUE - Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig, 6:30pm WED - Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Mcguire, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Scot Freeman, 8pm

MON - Mark Burnett 4:30pm & Evan Shulman 8pm, TUE - Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Mcguire, 8pm, WED - Brooks Mcguire, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe Open Mic 8pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE - Jazz at the Cat, 7:30pm WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

NFL Football, SIN, Patrick & Levi 9pm

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MON - NFL, TUE-Pool League, WED- Happy Hump Day!

Lucy Morning Star Band, 9pm

Clarke Wedding Afterparty w/ DJ Theron, 9pm

DJ HighPockets House Night, 9pm

Sunday Football & MIG Presents Arcade Night, 11am

TUE - Karaoke AGoGo w/ KG Ninja Face 9pm, WED - SIN w/ DJ Andrew Dana, 9pm

SIN w/DJ Love, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday 6pm & DJ Love, 10pm

DJ Love & Gary O’Neal

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TUE - $5 Tuesdays, WED - Wine Down Wednesday’s, 8:30pm

Houseshakers, 7-10pm

Houseshakers, 7-10pm

Thunder n’ Lightnin’, 10pm

Paul Marchetti Duo, 7-10pm

MON-Levi Poasa, TUE & WED- Cole Sulenta 6-9pm

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5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Oct 6. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase the newest artist of the week. Free.

6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com ALOHA NECTAR MAUI - Tue. Oct 10 - Wed. Oct 11. Handcrafted and constructed with seashells, semiprecious stones, exclusive kekai sea glass and Tahitian pearls, Aloha Nectar’s inspiration is drawn from the tropical flowers and the blues and greens of the ocean here on the islands.

9am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay STEVE RINALDI - Wed. Oct 11. Steve Rinaldi’s painterly style is representational and locally inspired. His portraits reveal the essence of an individual and his landscapes inspire a sense of light and awe. Stop by the gallery and see him paint in person. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com AMANDA SCOTT - Wed. Oct 11. Scott makes art because she enjoys being transported to a fantasy world of her own creation. Visit the gallery and see her create a new piece of art right before your eyes. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

POLITICAL EVENTS AFFORDABLE HOUSING DEMONSTRATION Wed. Oct 11. District 12 of the Democratic Party of Maui will host a presentation by Autumn Ness, Executive Assistant to County Councilmember Elle Cochran. She will discuss Maui County Council’s efforts to increase the inventory of affordable housing, and report on key findings including zoning changes for ohana’s, smart growth, preapproving building plans, tiny homes, multi-family housing and more. 5:30pm. Upcountry Pool, (90 Pukalani St., Pukalani).

TICKETS ON SALE THE CLEAN WATER PROJECT TOUR - Thu. Oct 12 & Fri. Oct 13. Culture Crew and The Clean Water Project will bring the joy of music to the island for the The Clean Water Project “You Do You” tour.

See special guest reggae sensation Big PATI along with Kelly Wiglesworth and her son Rio. There will also be a variety of merchandise for purchase and all proceeds go to the Be Love and Influence Foundation. Tickets available at Eventbrite.com. Oct. 12: $15. 7pm. Watercress Sb, (270 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-243-9351; Facebook.com/watercress.sb. Oct. 13: $20. 9pm. Ka‘anapali Grille and Tap Room, (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7733; K-grille.com SONGS OF FRANK SINATRA AND THE BIG BAND SOUNDTRACK - Thu. Oct 12. Crooner John Wilt will present a one-man show of Frank Sinatra’s classic songs in the McCoy Studio Theater. Wilt will be accompanied by a big band soundtrack and the performance will be highlighted by historical film clips of Sinatra’s rise to fame as one of America’s premier singers. Proceeds will go to Maui Mediation Services, Inc. $25. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI CHAMBER ORCHESTRA’S SEASON OPENING CONCERT - Sat. Oct 21 & Sun. Oct 22. The Maui Chamber Orchestra presents its Gala Season Opener, ‘The Audacity of Genius.’ Conducted by Maestro Robert E. Wills, the program includes Grieg’s Holberg Suite for String Orchestra, Brahms’ Serenade No. 2, and Beethoven’s Symphony No 1. On Saturday the show starts at 7:30pm and on Sunday the show starts at 5pm. A conversation with the conductor is at 3:30pm on Sunday only, and free to all ticket holders. $27-55. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com; Mauichamberorchestra.org BLACK UHURU - Sun. Oct 22. Blues Bear is proud to present Grammy-winning Reggae Super Stars Black Uhuru on their island “Skankin’ on da’ Rock” Jammin’ Roots Reggae Festival Hawaii Tour. The Legendary Black Uhuru is one of the most popular and successful reggae groups to come out of Kingston Jamaica’s “Waterhouse” district. Opening the show will be multitalented Rising-Reggae Star Onesty and special guest Maui’s Marty Dread and Jordon T. Gates open at 5pm. $35-55. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org OKAREKA DANCE COMPANY: MANA WAHINE - Thu. Oct 26. Okareka Dance Company

fuses contemporary dance with indigenous Maori themes to create authentic and diverse works led by Taane Mete and Taiaroa Royal.

An all-female work, Mana Wahine (“Powerful Woman”), draws strength from traditional Maori culture to illustrate a tapestry of dance, theatre and film. It emulates the journey from creature to motherhood, life force to the spirit world, the honoring of mother earth and sky father. $1265. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ALOHA FADO MAUI TOUR WITH RAMANA VIEIRA AND ENSEMBLE - Sat. Oct 28 & Sun. Oct 29. Two Shows: Making her way to Maui for a third time is internationally acclaimed artist Ramana Vieira. Singing her heart out in the enchanting land of aloha, she will present her authentic spin on traditional Portuguese music, aka fado. She’ll join extraordinary musicians like Brad Bivens, Don Lax and Danny M. for an evening of romance and passion-filled music. Tickets are $15 in advance online or $20 at the door. Oct. 28: 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St, Wailuku); 808-2509555; Oct. 29: 3pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Brownpapertickets.com STEPHEN HOUGH - Sun. Oct 29. Stephen Hough has not only distinguished himself as a masterful and insightful concert pianist, but also as a writer and composer. Hough will perform the works of Debussy timed with the centennial of the composer’s death in 1918 and will include works

by Chopin and Beethoven. $12-65. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5TH MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY FOSTER S.O.S. Thu. Oct 5. The Maui Humane Society is seeking immediate short-term foster homes for dogs due to crowded conditions at the organization’s kennel. They will provide all supplies and information needed to become a foster home to a shelter dog. Visit the shelter anytime Monday-Saturday, 11am-6pm. 11am. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Puunene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org

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Documentary Focusing on the Status of Women in America

Equal Means Equal

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Tommy Emmanuel

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FEATURING JAY P & DJ JORALIEN 10pM • $10

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BADFISH

Big Band Sound Sung By John Wilt

A TRIBUTE TO SUBLIME

THU Oct 12 7:30 pm McCoy

NFL SUNDAY TICKET

Songs of Frank Sinatra

Starry Night Cinema -- FREE!

The BFG

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BREAKFAST SERVED AT 7AM DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR!

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CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

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MATT DEL OLMO & ORION HITZIG 6:30PM-8:30pM • No Cover

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Gypsy Pacific Dinner Show, 6:30-8:30pm (reservations required)

Makai Jazz, 6:30-8:30pm

Celtic Tigers 7-9pm

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Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 36 Keala Place, Kihei- 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

LET’S SEE A MOVIE TOGETHER! - Until Tue. Oct 31. Shoppers who spend $100 or more (Monday through Thursday) at any of QKC merchants in one day will receive one complimentary Consolidated Theaters Kaahumanu 6 movie ticket valid for regular admission.

Bring your receipt(s) to the Guest Service Desk. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Oct 5. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled and retired veterans. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@ gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org ZENZIVA - Thu. Oct 5. Polish your skin and soul to absolute radiance with body scrubs and oil in the resorts’ spa lobby. Free. 9am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay HOSPICE MAUI SUICIDE GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP - Thu. Oct 5 - Thu. Nov 9. Losing a loved one to suicide is one of life’s most painful experiences. The feelings of loss, sadness, and loneliness experienced after any death are often magnified in suicide survivors by feelings of guilt, confusion, rejection, shame, anger and the effects of stigma and trauma. Hospice Maui will offer a six-week Suicide Grief Support Group on Thursdays, pre-registration is required. 3pm.

Hospice Maui Hale, (400 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5555; Hospicemaui.org MOVIE SCREENING OF ‘GET A JOB!’ - Thu. Oct 5. Enjoy an evening of comedy and fun with the award winning movie screening of Get A Job! directed by Brian Kohne. Filmed on Maui in 2011, it captures the heart and spirit of life on the island, while setting a retro feel of slapstick comedy with heart and humor. Fueling the fun is a colorful cast of islanders including Willie K, Eric Gilliom, Carolyn Omine, Augie T, Jake Shimabukuro and Mick Fleetwood. Free. 6pm.

Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Oct 5. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com HULA LESSONS - Thu. Oct 5. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina

Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA - Thu. Oct 5. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group of concerned kama’aina over the decline of our marine resources. The Hiu believes that by involving people of like minds and like hearts and working together, the reefs can heal and find balance. The major objectives are to educate, create awareness, and establish pono practices that will help to ensure a future is left for the next generations. Free. 8am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-2765593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6TH WHAT DOES JUSTICE LOOK LIKE FOR SENIORS IN MAUI COUNTY? - Fri. Oct 6.

Hawaii’s Access to Justice Commission is a statewide group working to improve how the community interacts with the justice system. In conjunction with Maui Mediation Services, they are looking for seniors willing to to talk story about the legal system and justice in the community. Join them to share your experiences. Refreshments and food will be provided. Open to Maui seniors 55 and older, participants are asked to call and reserve a seat ahead of time. Free. 10am. J. Walter Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5744; Mauimediation.org PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Fri. Oct 6. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour! Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians.

Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 7TH KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Oct 7. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Oct 7. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Oct 7. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-39.

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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 8TH HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Oct 8. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 8. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every class is a party! Everybody is welcome. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 8. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com

MONDAY, OCTOBER 9TH OUTDOOR YOGA IN NORTH KIHEI - Mon. Oct 9.

Join Sandy Callender, a Kripalu Certified Registered Yoga Teacher, as she shows you how using traditional yoga postures, breath work and practice to bring you greater flexibility, strength and a deeper connection to your wholeness. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com THE COCKTAILS AND CANVAS EXPERIENCE - Mon. Oct 9. Grab a cocktail and start painting! In collaboration with Island Art Party, Cocktails and Canvas is a fun and creative class to mingle and learn step-by-step instructions to create your own Maui memory. Admission includes cost of materials, one complimentary drink and appetizers. 16+. $59-69. 4:30pm. Aston Ka‘anapali Shores, (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-687-7101; Astonkaanapalishoresresort.com WEST MAUI DISASTER PLANNING MEETING - Mon. Oct 9. The West Maui Taxpayers Association invites the public to join them and be a part of the solution to plans that may well be the reason why lives will be saved when disasters strike. This month’s guest speaker will be Sharon Mielbrecht of the Pacific Disaster Center. The meeting will focus on Understanding Vulnerability and Capacity. Free.

5:30pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Westmaui.org

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10TH UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Oct 10. It’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm.

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Sign Language LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You’re actually quite a level-headed sort. Sure, you can get caught up in the nauseating whirlwind of your own oft-contradictory thoughts, but when presented with similarly confusing and confounding external stimulus, that supposed “weakness” becomes a strength; you can respond serenely to large numbers of vociferous demands on your attention, energy, and even affection, because it’s nothing compared to the blinding weather inside your own head. This week will give you a chance to showcase that talent, impressing someone who may have been less-than-impressed by you in the past. Don’t miss it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

This week, shed some outdated habits of mind. Let’s say you figured out ten years ago that you don’t like cauliflower, to use a rather mundane example, and so you never bothered revisiting that idea. If you did, you might discover that your relationship to that vegetable has changed entirely. Of course, many or even most of the things you figured out in past chapters will still hold true today–but not all of them. The only way you can figure out which ideas about yourself have changed (in other words which doors are open to you now that weren’t before) is to test all of them, again.

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You can probably forget being the best at anything.

Chances are there’s someone out there willing to devote such obsessive amounts of time and energy to your interest that you could never sanely compete.

Work on finding new standards to measure yourself against. Accept that you’ll probably never be the best at any one thing without sacrificing virtually everything else. That’s so not your style; if anyone’s into having their cake and eating it too, it’s you. Let go of that whole concept. Instead, focus on being really, really good at several things you love. That’ll open enough doors to keep your life interesting, and then some.

Don’t slide from hard-nosed realism into irredeemable pessimism, Taurus. I like that you’re slightly cynical, and don’t waste tons of time on fanciful daydreams that’ll never come true, or belaboring “what might have been.” However, you’re currently teetering on the brink of becoming such a hardcore pessimist that you might have trouble ever being truly happy again.

Start by leaving at least a few of your hopes afloat.

Sure, many of your recent dreams have crashed and burned. What you don’t know is that no one else is shooting them down; it’s been you, all along. That, my dear, is a terrible and depressing habit. Please quit.

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Access to information and communication is an integral part of a free society; when it’s restricted in any way, the very premise of freedom is endangered. This plays out on a grand scale, but also on a personal scale. Depriving anyone of the truth, for any reason, is quite simply not in your best interest, and something you’ll regret later–especially if you did it for some arbitrary reason, like their age. Erase “You’re too young to know,” and its ilk from your list of viable denials.

That’s not your style. Pretending it is will only make you (and everyone) miserable, and dumb.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Pisceans may excel at truly non-linear thought, but you’re almost as good in that regard. The routes you pursue to similar destinations are totally different; while they’re making half-blind, intuitive leaps, you’re following hidden connections invisible to other people.

Nevertheless you can work amazingly well together (sometimes by reverse-engineering each other’s ideas and thought processes). If you’re on the hunt for the perfect partner for your maddest schemes, start by checking out the Pisceans in your life (or recruiting a new one). They may confound and bewilder you, but they’re likely to bring out the best in you, too.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

It’s astonishing how some of the most educated people seem to lack the ability to think. Analytical thought, the kind that allows you read between the lines, penetrate smokescreens and mirrors, and perceive layers beyond what’s being presented, is a rare and valued talent. The problem is you haven’t been practicing it much lately. You can’t afford to slack off like that. After all, you’ve got to compensate for all the ignorant oafs who can’t be bothered to question what they’re told. This week, turn your Superman vision back on and start blasting through walls and lies. Someone should.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Your mind is a river, and you’ve spent far too much time and energy lately attempting to row upstream.

While I appreciate your efforts to steer the ship of your thoughts in those changing currents, you’re trying too hard. Part of your process involves incorporating tangents and detours, while remembering your ultimate goal. When those kinds of distractions beckon this week, don’t ignore them. (You can’t.)

Instead, indulge them, briefly. When it’s time to get back to your real goal, you’ll know. That’s when the current will finally flow in the direction you intend. Hop back in your boat and paddle like mad.

This is a week of screw-ups and obstacles, the kind that has become all too familiar as of late. As usual, that means you’re going to have to roll with numerous mistakes and glitches you can do nothing about.

Don’t get frustrated. While your power to mitigate or eliminate the hazards and obstacles you’re presented with this week is limited or nonexistent, that doesn’t mean there’s nothing you can do. Not every problem needs to be solved. Some just need to be endured, or, if possible, enjoyed. Wielding a sense of humor, for example, can help you get through any number of otherwise stressful and confounding situations. Try it.

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A bunch of years back, a woman in Brazil gave birth to her own twin grandchildren. Her daughter was having trouble having children, so she offered to be a surrogate for her. This loving (and yes, slightly odd) gesture was probably beyond the call of motherly duty. Having said that, you’re likely to be called upon this week to deliver more than is strictly your responsibility, though probably not someone else’s babies.

I hope you rise to the occasion, anyway, although you’re certainly under no obligation. However, you’ve often leaned on people often in the past, right? This, then, is your chance to make it up to them.

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For someone so popular and outgoing, you’re lonely an awful lot. Part of the problem is you may need more attention than some, but a lot of it is that you keep playing other people’s weird social games and losing.

Your game is the only one worth playing, since it’s the only one you’ll probably ever excel at. Eventually, you’ll have to figure out how to make everyone else’s games fit inside yours. In the meantime, do what hardly anyone does: review your game’s rules and strategies.

Make sure they’re fair and, of course, fun.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

This week, treat yourself. You Virgos are notorious about denying yourselves joy (or finding reasons to delay it). I don’t presume to know what will really float your boat these days, but I’m not here to judge your quirky eccentricities; what I’d like to do is simply convince you to allow yourself to indulge in them. Because of this week’s astrological influences generally screwing with even your most efficient and thoughtful plans of action, it’s a good time to let your usually hyper-busy agenda slide a little in order to allow for a few random pleasures to slip in. Try it. How can you not enjoy it? That’s sort of the whole point.

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