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ing limits “in about a nanosecond.”

“The American people cannot trust this administration to do the right thing in regards to their healthcare,” Hirono said. “This bill would be devastating… millions of lives are at stake.”

Hirono ended her remarks by calling for a return to bipartisan negotiations on healthcare, saying the Senate “needs to focus on the people we’re elected to serve.”

It’s a wonderful thought, but the notion that would actually happen is as outlandish as the idea that Republicans really want to make healthcare better.

USFS NOW CONSIDERS I‘IWI A ‘THREATENED SPECIES’ Though they once nested throughout Hawaii’s high mountain forests, the ‘i‘iwi–also known as the scarlet honeycreeper–is today pretty much only found in a narrow band of East Maui forests and the Big Island’s windward slopes. According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS), the “birds are virtually gone from the islands of Lanai, Oahu, Molokai and west Maui, while the population on Kauai is in steep decline.”

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under the Endangered Species Act. Here’s Mary Abrams, a project leader at the U.S Fish and Wildlife Service’s Pacific Islands Fish and Wildlife Office, in a Sept. 18 USFWS news release: “In recent years, the ‘i‘iwi population has been in sharp decline, due to threats from habitat loss, invasive species and avian diseases, particularly avian malaria,” stated the news release. “These threats have affected all forest birds, not just the ‘i‘iwi. Conservation that benefits the ‘i‘iwi will undoubtedly benefit other Hawaiian forest birds. ‘I‘iwi have virtually disappeared from any habitat where mosquitoes are found. This has caused their range to shrink dramatically–they are almost entirely limited to higher elevation ‘ohi‘a forests for their habitat, dietary, and nesting needs. Working with the state, our conservation partners and the public will be crucial as we work to recover the ‘i‘iwi. The Service is committed to building on our record of collaborative conservation to protect Hawaii’s native species.”

Dr. Hanna L. Mounce, the coordinator at the Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project, was cautiously optimistic at the news.

“This is a good step but not a victory,” she

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For Senator Mazie Hirono, D–Hawaii, healthcare policy isn’t an abstract issue. It’s a very real reality. A few months ago she was diagnosed with stage 4 kidney cancer, which is why I wasn’t surprised to see her name pop up as one of the testifiers on the latest Republican attempt to destroy your healthcare.

It was 2pm on Monday, Sept. 25 (8am Hawaii time), and the protesters were chanting “No cuts to Medicaid, save our liberty!” over and over. The activists–many of whom were in wheelchairs–had crowded into a tiny hearing room meant to hold about 30 members of the public. The hearing, conducted by the U.S. Senate Finance Committee, was the only one on the Graham-Cassidy-Heller-Johnson bill, which is the Senate’s latest attempt to throw the Affordable Care Act (ACA) into the trash can. It’s a product of Senate Republicans’ cynical decision to abandon bipartisan talks on crafting a new healthcare bill. After telling protesters to “shut up,” Committee Chair Orrin Hatch, R–Utah, immediately went into recess for about 10 minutes while Capitol Hill police arrested the protesters.

Such is the state of that great bastion of debate known as the United States Senate.

Here we are, many months now into a long, agonizing and ultimately unnecessary fight to obliterate whatever remains of Barack Obama’s presidency. Never mind that the ACA is popular and was (until President Donald Trump began undermining it) working well.

Never mind that millions of Americans today finally have health insurance–not the same thing as proper health care, I know, but baby steps. Never mind that Senate Republicans have repeatedly failed to find even 50 votes to pass some sort of anti-ACA health care legislation.

But here we are. Graham-Cassidy-HellerJohnson is even worse than the “Better Care Reconciliation Act” (BRCA), which failed in the Senate a few months ago (as did a move to simply repeal the ACA). If you have preexisting conditions, or if you’re a woman, the bill is especially harsh and unforgiving.

“This bill is an all-out assault on consumer

protection,” U.S. Senator Ron Wyden, D–Oregon, the ranking Democrat on the Finance Committee, said after Hatch reconvened the hearing. “Hundreds of thousands of women aren’t going to see the doctor of their choice.”

Is this all Congressional Republicans can do anymore? Do they hope to ever do more than just play to the idiot Trump and the most racist, sexist portions of their base? Virtually every organization in the American healthcare industry opposes the dismantling of the ACA, and yet they refuse to stop. During his statement at the hearing, Senator Lindsey Graham, R–South Carolina said his bill was necessary because the ACA was “collapsing.” He said his bill would finally return money to the states, so they could decide what’s best for people’s healthcare. Of course he left out that Trump himself is doing everything he can to undermine the ACA, and that it also gave money to the states, because why bother with facts now?

Which is why it was so refreshing to see Hirono testify. She spoke right after Graham, but her statement was profoundly different.

“It came as a total shock to me,” Hirono said of her recent cancer diagnosis. “This is how a lot of people learn about a serious illness.”

Hirono spoke extensively about the many individual acts of compassion that began after she told everyone about her diagnosis–from her Senate colleagues, constituents and just people she randomly encounters. She spoke about how important this compassion is in her recovery, and how horrible it is that there’s been so little compassion present in Republicans’ attempts to take away people’s health coverage.

“What we do as leaders should reflect compassion,” Hirono said. “Healthcare is a right, not a privilege for those who can afford it.”

Hirono said Graham-Cassidy-Heller-Johnson “undermines protections for close to 600,000 people in Hawaii” who have pre-existing conditions. She said the bill “punishes states like Hawaii who expanded Medicaid.” She said thousands of people in Hawaii would lose their insurance under this bill. She said that she has a “complicated illness,” and would reach the bill’s lifetime spend-

The officially threatened ’i’iwi

carried by invasive mosquitos, is the primary driver in the decline in of the ‘i‘iwi population.”

But the agency is taking a step that will hopefully help the birds. On Sept. 20, the USFWS officially listed the ‘i‘iwi as a “threatened species”

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emailed me on Sept. 25. “There is a long way to go to making sure we don’t lose ‘i‘iwi. Any attention that we can draw to the extinction crisis in Hawaii will help all of our native species. Extinctions are still happening today. The addition of a new species getting listed will not only provide additional protections to that species but also highlight the issues we are facing here in Hawaii.

What people often do not realize though is that just because a species is listed, that does not mean that there are any funds allocated to implement a species recovery plan for that species. We need everyone to lobby our local and federal government to allocate the resources to protect our Hawaii species before it is too late.”

For more information on the USFWS’ actions concerning the ‘i‘iwi, go to Fws.gov/ pacificislands/. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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THREE SHARK PUPS BORN AT MAUI OCEAN CENTER Three shark pups were born to a grey reef shark at the Maui Ocean Center in the early morning on Sept. 6. The three healthy shark pups (two females, one male) measure a significant 29-30 inches in length; that exceeds the average pup length of 24 inches.

The grey reef shark (Carcharhinus amblyrhynchos) is one of five reef shark species currently listed as Near-Threatened on the IUCN Red List. Fortunately, shark births aren’t uncommon at Maui Ocean Center; the last grey reef shark birth was in September 2016 resulting in three pups as well.

The pups are now on exhibit in the Nursery Bay after being cleared from their

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of one to six pups. In addition to grey reef sharks, Maui Ocean Center staff have witnessed multiple births in the Open Ocean exhibit including white tip reef sharks, black tip reef sharks and sandbar sharks.

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said parent Kellie Pali, a member of the volunteer school board. Pali said an environment of project-based learning will provide Kihei Charter graduates with the skills to go out and serve the community, be great community leaders and create a legacy for students coming through the school.

Funds for the new school building were granted to the South Maui Learning Ohana by the United States Department of Agriculture in the form of a 40-year $17.7 million loan. The Kihei Charter School was the last and the largest loan approved by the USDA for a non-profit before Kihei was no longer eligible for such loans because its population growth had moved out of the government’s official rural category.

“This brand new building is designed to be a school as opposed to taking over a church, or a strip mall or a nightclub and a Mexican restaurant,” Zarro said. “I do think there will be a greater awareness of Kihei Charter School and hopefully some of the misconceptions about us will disap-

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In the United States, home fires kill more people each year than all other natural disasters combined. Maui Red Cross volunteers are working toward reducing those tragedies by installing free smoke alarms in at risk homes across Maui. The effort is part of the Red Cross Home Fire Campaign.

“Home fires can be a deadly threat because they happen so quickly,” said Michele Liberty, Maui Red Cross Director. “We are urging Maui residents to ensure that they have working smoke alarms in their homes.”

Working with fire departments and community groups across the entire country, the American Red Cross installs smoke alarms in homes in neighborhoods at high risk for home fires. In the last two years, more than half a million smoke alarms have been installed as part of the Home Fire Campaign.

Groups of volunteers will be installing smoke alarms in the following areas: West Maui (Lahaina, Napili, Kahana) on Saturday, Sept. 30; and South Maui (Kihei, Wailea, Makena) on Saturday, Oct. 7.

Maui volunteers will also be sharing fire safety information as part of the Home Fire Campaign, including simple steps that can help prevent home fires and save lives.

Smoke alarm installations are by appointment only. To make an appointment, please call and leave a message at the Maui Red Cross office at 808-244-0051.

quarantine period. Prior to their transfer, the pups were welcomed to the world with a traditional Hawaiian blessing by Ko‘i Lum, Maui Ocean Center’s Cultural Practitioner. Under the guidance of Kahu Dane Maxwell, all sharks and rays that enter and leave Maui Ocean Center are given a traditional blessing.

The grey reef shark pups will reside in Nursery Bay before their eventual release to the ocean. The shark “triplets” will serve as ambassadors of their species; the presence of young sharks plays a significant role in the Aquarium’s educational presentations and tours. Staff members participate in teaching guests about shark anatomy, behavior, role in Hawaiian culture, and the challenges the sharks face in the wild.

The mother grey reef shark is also in good health and is currently in the Open Ocean exhibit with five other shark species.

Grey reef sharks typically copulate every other year with a gestation period of 9-14 months; they give birth to an average range

The new three-story Kihei Charter School being built in the Maui Research and Technical Park is on budget, on time and set to open in August 2018, according to Gene Zarro, CEO of the South Maui Learning Ohana. The new building will open with an estimated 625 students in grades K-12. A recent review of building plans and their execution show that the project is on schedule, Zarro said.

“The first thing this building is going to do is remind the kids that now our school grounds, our environment–actually reflects the quality of work that they are getting,”

pear, including the misconception that we charge tuition. In fact, the school is a free public school like any other open to all at no cost. We also take students from all areas of Maui not just Kihei.”

The school–which will have a photovoltaic system on the roof and in the parking lot–will grow to serve the educational needs of all Maui, school officials said. In fact, someday there may be charter school campuses in West, Central and Upcountry Maui, Zarro said.

“I believe in a quality public education for any student who wishes to enroll,” Zarro said. “That means we have to have enough facilities and space to take all comers.”

There are still a few spaces available for students this school year. Call Gene Zarro at 808-385-1197 for more information. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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News Of The Weird EWWWWW! Forget the horrifying clown from It. The newest inhabitant of your nightmares is a giant “fatberg” in the sewer system beneath the streets of London. A fatberg is created by a buildup of fat and grease combined with used diapers, sanitary napkins and wipes.

This one is almost the length of three football fields and weighs more than 140 tons.

Matt Rimmer with London’s Thames Water said the current glob is “a total monster and is taking a lot of manpower and machinery to remove, as it’s set hard.” He said it’s basically like trying to break up concrete.

WAIT WHAT Entrepreneur Miki Argawal, 38, of Brooklyn, New York, was a hit at this year’s Burning Man gathering in Nevada, where she pumped breast milk and offered it to fellow attendees to help with hangovers or use in lattes. She even tried some herself, saying it tasted a bit like coconut milk. She estimated that 30 to 40 people tried her milk. “The fact that any part of that could be seen as taboo... it’s time that conversation changes,” Argawal said.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Terror suspect and Uber driver Mohiussunnath Chowdhury, 26, of Luton, England, was detained in London on Aug. 25 after using his navigation program to direct him to Windsor Castle. But the technology led him astray, and he pulled up outside The Windsor Castle pub in Windsor. After realizing his mistake, Chowdhury headed for London, where he parked his car next to a marked police van outside Buckingham Palace, brandished a 4-foot-long sword and yelled “Allahu Akbar.” Chowdhury was charged in the Westminster Magistrates Court with one count of preparing to commit an act or acts of terrorism.

BRIGHT IDEAS An unnamed man in Plymouth, Minnesota, went to extraordinary lengths and wasted two days of police investigators’ time just to get a few days away from his wife, police Sgt. Keith Bird said. The woman reported her 34-year-old husband missing on Aug. 28 and showed police a text from him saying he had been kidnapped. The kidnapper demanded a paltry $140 for his return, and the wife agreed, but the kidnapper said she could wait for the husband to receive his paycheck.

Eventually police caught up with the husband, who insisted he had indeed been kidnapped but asked officers to stop investigating. “He’s fine,” said Sgt. Bird.

LIFE IMITATES TV Paul J. Newman of Rensselaer, New York, was sentenced on Sept. 6 to 2 1/3 to seven years in prison after pretending to be a licensed and registered architect, after an

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investigation the New York attorney general’s office dubbed “Operation Vandelay Industries” in a nod to “Seinfeld.” Newman’s charges included larceny, forgery, fraud and unlicensed practice of architecture. He will also have to pay more than $115,000 in restitution to his victims.

SWEET REVENGE After arguing with a security guard about the high price of parking, a woman in Benxi, Liaoning Province, China, left her car in front of the entrance gate to a housing community on Aug. 22. But people have to get in and out, so a crane was employed to lift the car onto the roof of the security building next to the gate. Onlookers can be heard laughing in a video of the incident. The car was later lowered to the ground using the crane.

THE PRICE OF VANITY Neven Ciganovic, 45, of Croatia was undergoing the latest in a series of plastic surgeries (this one a rhinoplasty) in Iran when he “reacted badly” to the general anesthesia and developed a painful, longlasting erection, known as priapism. As he recovered in a Serbian hospital, Ciganovic was denied painkillers and was only relieved of the condition after another surgery, although he says it will be months before he is fully recovered. The tattoocovered Ciganovic is hoping his latest nose operation will improve his looks enough to launch him to international stardom.

UNUSUAL HOBBIES British tree surgeon Gary Blackburn, 53, moved to Germany 32 years ago but holds a soft spot for Britain. So when the Brexit vote passed last year, “I decided to make my own little Britain here in Germany,” Blackburn said from his home in Kretzhaus. His exhibition includes a demilitarized Centurion tank (decorated with poppies and white doves, to symbolize peace), red telephone boxes and a lifesize model of Queen Elizabeth. Neighbors have complained about the tank parked on his lawn, but so far officials have not demanded that Blackburn remove it.

ERRANT BUTT-DIALS The New York court system’s former spokesman David Bookstaver, 59, is under investigation after accidentally admitting to a New York Post reporter in August that he “barely shows up to work.” The incident happened after Bookstaver had talked with the reporter on his cell phone.

Without realizing it, Bookstaver redialed the reporter’s number, and the reporter listened in as Bookstaver talked with two other people about how little he works.

The court system’s inspector general is working with the district attorney’s office on an inquiry, and two county officials are calling for Bookstaver to repay $149,900 of the “ill-gotten” taxpayer money. ■

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‘EQUAL MEANS EQUAL’ - Here’s what to expect at the 2017 Maui Pride Festival

By Suzanne Kayian

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n the Brat Pack classic The Breakfast Club, students from diverse backgrounds come together to realize they share many common feelings and problems. In the iconic movie, the brain, the athlete, the basketcase, the princess and the criminal face similar judgments despite looking like they have nothing in common.

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Like the kids in the movie, the members of the LGBTQ+ community appear different from the heterosexual community–and each other–yet share similar experiences when it comes to bigotry, prejudice and acceptance.

The all-volunteer Maui Pride board of directors began a transformation in 2015 to better represent that diversity (including the addition of the single mom journalist who is writing this article). “With the community’s help, Maui

Pride has been able to focus on being all inclusive,” said board President Paul Tonnessen.

The board continues to evolve, recently voting in its first teen member, Zofia Kayian, a student at Seabury Hall; it also welcomed to the board Robyn Walters, who describes herself as an 80-year-old post-op transwoman and a Naval Academy Graduate Engineer married to a somewhat younger transman.

When acknowledging the board, it often

sounds like “The Breakfast Club:” “the gays,” “the lesbian,” “the transwoman,” “the teen” and “the ally.” The official board line-up includes Zofia; Robyn; Tonnessen, executive director at Friends of The Children’s Justice Center of Maui; vice-president Chuck Spence, former owner/operator of the Maui Sunseeker Resort; treasurer Richard Carr from Habitat for Humanity; Valerie Clark, former president of the Greater Boston Business Council, Boston’s

LGBTQ Chamber of Commerce; and myself.

“Diversity is important for those of us who work in board positions,” Walters said.

“Coming from different backgrounds, different experiences, we hope that at least one of us will be able to directly relate to the concerns of someone in the community.”

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special session in October 2013, and passed the Hawaii Marriage Equality Act legalizing samesex marriage in December of that year.

Marriage equality became the law of the land at the Federal level in June 2015 when the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the U.S. Constitution requires states to license and recognize same-sex marriages.

Despite the progress, the battle for equality continues; direct and subconscious bigotry exists across the country today. From the 2016 shooting in Orlando to the recent rise of white supremacy, it’s painfully obvious that the battle for equal rights is far from over.

Maui Pride board members Richard Carr, Valerie Clark, and Chuck Spence

acoustic sets and then, as a favor to Maui Pride, they will “Come Together” for a Beatles tribute to love and acceptance.

This year’s movie, Equal Means Equal, screens in the McCoy Studio Theater at 7pm.

The documentary, which makes a case for ratification of the Equal Rights Amendment, looks at how women are treated today.

This is the first year the Film Festival is not screening exclusively LGBT movies. “For me, as a gay man, I can relate to the struggle of women,” Tonnessen said. “The challenges and discrimination are parallel. Segregation is not acceptable.

Hate is hate. Discrimination is discrimination.”

The movie will be followed by a Q&A with co-presenters Deborah Vial and Caron Barrett, both of whom went to New York for the National Women’s March. Food and beverages will be available during the social hour. The cost of the event is $10, and tickets are available at the MACC box office.

The Film Fest is one of two official Maui Pride events; however, there are several complementary events during the weekend including dance parties, a hike, brunch and beach parties. “We let the experts handle what they do best,” Tonnessen said.

Friday night after the Film Festival, DJ La Rage, DJ Playwfire Ono and DJ Kurt present a Pajama Party at Kono’s on the Green. The 21+ jammie jam begins at 9 pm; $5 donation. Saturday gets underway at 8:30 am with a nature hike to the Wind Turbines. The official 2017 Maui Pride Festival, Saturday, Oct. 7, will take over the grounds of Trinity Episcopal Church by the Sea in Kihei from 11am to 3pm.

The festivities begin with a Rainbow Pet Parade, followed by a talent show exclusively for kids and teens; all types of talent are welcome.

In addition to song and dance, participants can read a poem, display a painting or try their hand at comedy. The art can be outrageous, simple or deep; Pride encourages kids to embrace life and participate in this easy-peazy, go with the flow talent contest. Kathy Collins will be one of the special guest judges.

The festival will culminate with The 2017 Gay Games, a party-style competition in which skill as well as lack of inhibitions are assets.

Games at past Prides include the Body Balloon Bust, the Hanging Ball Race and The Freeze.

An intimate marketplace will dot the landscape with a variety of vendors. Picnics, beach chairs, blankets, and coolers are welcome. This is a free event.

Saturday night, #PoundTown and ManCandy Productions present the Maui Pride Drag Show and Dance Party from 9pm to 3am at Pharaoh’s Temple game room in Ma‘alaea. It’s a 21 and over event; $15; and BYOB. Sunday morning, Pride begins at 10:30am with a brunch hosted by Nalu’s South Shore Grill. Following brunch, there are at least two independent beach party/BBQs–one in Kihei and one in Makena. Additional details for all of the events including the hike and beach parties can be found on Facebook.com/ MauiPride or at Mauipride.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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With the evolution of the board, Pride is working toward making a greater impact in the community. The local nonprofit also has refined its scholarship and educational programs while organizing events that embrace the entire Maui population.

“We are pleased to bring Maui Pride back to the original principle and mission on which we were founded,” Tonnessen said.

That mission is to produce events which promote the social and civil rights of the Sexual Minority Community; to educate the public about social and civil rights, and other

“Forty percent of the transgender community has tried to take their own lives. LGBTQ youth are four times more likely to attempt or commit suicide. It’s astronomical and it is due to society’s pressures.” And teen suicide is not exclusive to the LGBTQ community; “Molokai has one of the highest per-capita suicide rates in the country,” Tonnessen said.

The overwhelming challenges for LGBT teenagers–and increasingly for senior citizens–are major concerns for the board. All year long, Pride works to create a range of inclusive events and activities that appeal to and benefit everyone. The same is true for the 2017 Maui Pride Festival Weekend. “Everyone should be able to enjoy the celebration of our culture and heritage,” Tonnessen said.

The weekend launches Oct. 6 with the Maui Pride Film Festival at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center. Songbird Cheryl Rae, with Kurt D. Russell accompanying her, will get the evening going at 5:30pm with music in the courtyard; Cheryl received rave reviews following her appearance at this year’s Wahine Week Festival. Opening up for Rae will be singer/songwriter Steve Craig, who will share songs from his new album Earth & Sky. Craig and Rae will perform individual

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Before we go any further, here’s a little history. The Stonewall Riots in New York City’s Greenwich Village launched the gay liberation movement in 1969, laying the foundation for the United States’ fight for LGBT rights.

In Hawaii, the marriage equality movement has been advancing for decades. The lawsuit Baehr v. Miike (originally Baehr v. Lewin) was filed in 1990 when three same-sex couples argued that Hawaii’s prohibition of same-sex marriage violated the state constitution. As the case moved through the state courts, the passage of an amendment to the state constitution led to the dismissal of the case in 1999.

After the dismissal, dozens of statutes and constitutional amendments banning same-sex unions at the state level followed; those legal actions are credited for creating a foundation for the enactment of the Federal Defense of Marriage Act. In Hawaii, the state Legislature held a

contributions of the LGBTQ+ community; and to provide scholarships and educational opportunities to LGBTQ youth.

The youth community has been a focus of recent board activity. In the past two years, MP has helped launch several “safe zone” activities for LGBT youth and heterosexual allies. Maui’s first “Alternative Prom” went over so well that the second annual event is confirmed. And the annual Valentine’s Day Whalebration–where people literally from ages 8-80 celebrate the fact that Love is Love–is a highlight for Maui Pride every February. In addition, teen board member Zofia and Hiwa Grieg created, launched and maintain Pride’s first teen-run Instagram account (@Mauipride808).

The board also has begun holding sensitivity training for government officials, law enforcement, church groups and hospitality workers. And its Scholarship Fund has awarded nearly $60,000 to college students.

One of the most moving events hosted

by Pride was a memorial for the victims of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. But the situation closest to the hearts of board members was helping a near-suicidal transgender kid through the darkest days of his life.

“Suicide is a huge concern,” said Tonnessen.

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'The House That Fried Chicken Built' MAX’S RESTAURANT KNOWS FILIPINO CUISINE

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There is no batter. I prod Ferrer for details, but she’s close-lipped on the preparation and spices. It’s their international trade secret.

“The fried chicken is still the same recipe as in 1945,” she says. “There is no other version, it’s the original recipe from 1945. One whole chicken is processed in secret ingredients for an hour, then it’s tender. Then afterwards it’s fried whole. The skin is on it, no batter, and it’s served whole or in half.”

Max’s menu is huge. They serve breakfast starting at 7am and go until 10pm. The rice and noodle menu is especially extensive. They have egg and rice noodle versions of pancit, and thick and thin noodle versions as well. They have jasmine rice, steamed, garlic rice, crab fried rice, tsunami fried rice and adobo fried rice on the breakfast menu.

Their addictive lumpia shanghai is their

Max’s has a section of veggie and side dishes like chop suey, heart of palm egg roll, pinakbet, laing, ensaladang talong, asparagus tofu, laing tilapia and bangus, but you could order these as your mains, too.

Of course, Filipino cuisine is famous for their meats. Max’s offers lechon kawali, chicken and pork adobo, crispy pata, kare kare, dinuguan, embutido, inihaw and bistek. On the sizzling menu they have sisig of pork, chicken, bangus or sizzling tofu.

Max’s also has a great kid’s menu and plenty of traditional Filipino sweets.

“We have the dessert we call Halo halo–it’s our most popular dessert,” says Ferrer. “In English it literally means ‘mix mix.’ So there is shaved ice, ice cream, different sweetened beans, flan and a lot of milk.”

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here do you go when you need a towering stack of magical ube pancakes? Max’s Restaurant, of course. Located in the Maui Mall where Dragon Dragon used to be, Max’s knows ube pancakes and Filipino cuisine. Cathy Ferrer, the restaurant’s manager for operations in North America, told me about Max’s history.

“We are a 70-year-old brand,” says Ferrer. “The history of that fried chicken, it started in 1945. The owner’s full name is Maximo Gimenez. He was an educated Stanford teacher, and he befriended some American GIs because it’s

World War II in 1945. Then he would make a feast for them. Since chicken is a very popular dish in the U.S., he would always prepare fried chicken. So that is when everything started.”

Back in the day, Gimenez enlisted his wife Mercedes, and his sister-in-law Felipe, niece Ruby and her husband Claro.

Ruby created the chicken recipe that’s still made today. They opened a restaurant on Roxas Boulevard in the Baclaran district of Paranaque. Now Max’s has more than a hundred restaurants in the Philippines, plus restaurants in North America and the Middle East.

“Max’s is number one in the Philippines,” says Ferrer. “We became so popular because of the fried chicken. So that is our number one product.”

The fried chicken is tender and juicy on the outside and crisp on the inside.

Ube Pancakes

most popular appetizer. This tasty tiny egg-roll inspired fried treat is hard to stop eating. In fact, I even ordered them with my ube pancakes.

It’s no surprise that here in Maui, we order more adobo than fried chicken.

“Chicken is not an original Filipino food,” says Ferrer. “But our tagline is ‘The House That Fried Chicken Built,’ so that’s what we’re famous for. Here in the U.S., the most popular dishes are the adobo. We don’t have the usual lumpia. Our lumpia has pork, carrots and celery. It’s a Filipino appetizer. The wrapper is a regular wrapper that you use for an egg roll.”

They also have lots of great soups. I like their sinigang, a tangy tamarind soup that you can order with shrimp, pork or bangus. But I’ve been eyeing their beef soups, bulalo and nilagang baka–they’re next on my must-try list.

ferent loco moco, omelettes like the tortang talong and ham and cheese, egg and garlic fried rice combos, kalbi ribs and a breakfast burrito. They also have pancakes and French toast.

“If you want something authentic, you go to Max’s,” says Ferrer. “We believe this brand brings cuisine to the next level. We retain the same quality and service for 70 years. How we prepare food is like eating from your mom’s house.

It’s really made with love.”

To help you navigate the menu they have combo meals, set-meals for parties of more than 10, take-out and delivery.

You can check them out online at Maxsrestaurantusa.com ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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A&E

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Malama Wao Akua THE MARVELOUS NEW NATIVE SPECIES ART EXHIBIT AT THE HUI NO‘EAU HUI NO‘EAU

Anderman writes in her statement. “At one point there were only twenty-two ‘alala in 2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao the wild, which then declined to just two 808-572-6560 birds in 2002 and today is now extinct in the wild. Efforts to increase the wild popuhe Hui No‘eau is one place I lation through the release of captive reared like to go Upcountry to surbirds are underway but have so far been round myself with nature and unsuccessful. This piece pays homage to art. It’s my happy place–welthe bird and is a reminder that the species coming, comforting and free. This month could easily disappear.” and next they’re featuring their annual The native bird species stamp collection by Malama Wao Akua art show, presented Elizabeth Keller is intricate, and even playful. jointly by the Hui No‘eau and the East Maui Rebecca Lewis’ Hawaiian Stilt sculpture flying Watershed Partnership. This show invited overhead is really cool. I fell for Shelby Sales’ the public to submit works of art on naembroidered on black ‘Akohekohe in the high tive species and conservation efforts, and school division. includes students from elementary, middle Another popular theme was fauna. Beautiful landscapes and interpretations of koa, ohia, fern, lichens, seeds, palm and silversword are all depicted. The watercolor by Kathleen Alexander depicting native Hawaiian palms from the Merwin palm garden is special. But it’s the story of the Kokia Cookei in the pendant jewelry made by Sunny Jordan that gave me pause. It was an excerpt from a Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) statement on the last known tree on Molokai in 1910, perhaps even one of the original species. From this tree, seeds were collected and unsuccessful attempts were made to plant it. The story of the struggle goes on, discovering one at a residence, a fire, a rescue and a graft. It reminds me how precious these rare plant lives are, and that we have been trying to save and preserve these for hundreds of years. The pendant is a gorGabrielle Anderman: “When There Were Only 22” geous representation of the bright pink flower.

The ocean creatures, and high schools. The result is the 88 works insects, worms, moths and butterflies were that make up the 13th Malama Wao Akua. not lost on these makers either. The butterfly It’s all about seeing conservation through specimen box had a whimsy in three dimenthe lens of local artists of all ages. sions. Debra Lumpkin’s ‘ohiki is a tiny delicate I dig that a lot of the creators are immortalcrab done by applying the paints and inks to izing the last of certain species. Even better, the the body of the animal and then transferring artist statements shed light on where they’re that to the canvas. I really liked Jack Hamilton’s coming from. Reading these will give you acrylic on canvas painting because he tied it to chicken skin moments as you walk through the the big bang. show. Many artists were moved by our native “The title, ‘Hawaiian Spotted Flatworm: The birds and their future, plants and animals of all Journey’ refers to the journey taken from the sorts, and wanted to highlight certain species. beginning of the universe to finally becoming Gabrielle Anderman’s “When There Were a species on Maui,” he writes. “The painting Only 22” is a large acrylic and charcoal work includes the Big Bang, the formation of the near the entrance to the show. Her painting, stars, the solar system, the Earth, the Hawaiian selected as a juror’s choice, shows 23 ‘alala Islands, the seascape, the DNA of the species, shrouded under a swirling mist of white. and the unique life form landing on Maui af“The Hawaiian crow, also known by its ter its 14 billion year journey!”

Hawaiian name, ‘alala, is one of the most Bryan Berkowitz’s photograph on metal critically endangered birds in the world,” entry, titled “Higashino Hands,” highlights

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Jack Hamilton: Hawaiian Spotted Flatworm: The Journey the hard work of conservation in all of its natural beauty. It’s outstanding. I’m familiar with Berkowitz’s photojournalism (he shot the images for this show used in this story), but glimpsing his artistic eye in this piece brings his work to another level. The photograph of the hands of Paul Higashino of the Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve Commission, showing proper planting techniques of the ‘aki ‘aki grass, is hard and gentle. The sunwashed colors of the sand, skin and tool provide the perfect backdrop for the contrast of the grass and Higashino’s long red sleeve.

It’s no wonder this piece won the show’s Conservation at Work award.

The Malama Wao Akua show continues through Nov. 7. It’s open daily at the Hui No‘eau from 9am to 4pm with free admission. Talk story Thursdays run 5-6pm with special guests. On Oct. 5 there’s Dan Eisenberg, the East Maui Watershed Partnership Program Manager. On Oct. 19 there’s Pat Bily, Science Specialist II for The Nature Conservancy–Maui Office. And on Nov. 2 there’s Dr. Art Medeiros of the Auwahi Forest Restoration Project. Proceeds from the show’s sales go toward local conservancy efforts. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, TH T HU HU UR R SD S AY, SEPT. 28

FRIDAY, SEPT. 29

MATAGI – There’s another installment of Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s Hawaiian Music C Concert Series with Matagi at the Baldwin Home Museum. Matagi is a trio of Maui musicians that includes Marvin Tevaga, Kalani Miles a and Kimo Brehm. Guests should enjoy their local vibes, vocal harmonies harmon and finely tuned rhythms. Mats, blankets and low backed b beach chairs are welcome. Free. 6pm. Baldwin Home Mus Museum, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Marvin TevagaMusic Facebook/Marv

‘HARVEY’ – Maui OnStage’s production of Harvey will be at the Iao Theater on weekends from Friday, Sept. 29 to Sunday,, Oct. 15. ms to have It’s the story of Elwood P. Dowd, a friendly man who claims a six-foot rabbit friend named Harvey. His sister thinks he’s havrvey real? ing hallucinations and tries to have him committed. Is Harvey nd SaturCheck out the show to find out. Showtimes are Fridays and days at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $20-40. 8am. Iao Theater, age.com.

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FRIDAY, SEPT. 29 W. S. MERWIN TRIBUTE – There will be a tribute to W.S. Merwin at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). The nonprofit Merwin Conservancy is celebrating their 90th birthday by presenting a tribute to Merwin, a U.S. Poet Laureate, two-time winning Pulitzer Prize winner, environmentalist, translator and 40-year Maui resident. Readings will be presented by Edward Hirsch of the Guggenheim Foundation and Michael Wiegers of Copper Canyon Press. $10-25. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Merwin Conservancy

SHANK’S MARE – You can see Shank’s Mare at the MACC. Presented by Yara Group, it’s a chance to see two famous puppeteers work their magic: traditional Japanese puppeteer Koryu Nishikawa V and American puppeteer Tom Lee. This beautiful production has been traveling the globe with their characters, live video production and a haunting score. $12-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Ayumi Sakamoto

FRIDAY, SEPT. 29

SATURDAY, SEPT. 30 HURRICANE RELIEF PARTY – A Future House Relief Hurricane Benefit will be at Charley’s. Head to the North Shore for a night full of deep house, tech house and techno tracks with Del Sol, DJ Illz and Lines 808. It’s all in support of Hurricanes Harvey, Irma and Maria, so guests can dance and party to some seriously authentic house music in the spirit of fundraising. 21+. $10 donation. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon (149 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. Photo of flooding caused by Hurricane Harvey: Chabad Lubavitch/Flickr

PICTURE BRIDES SERIES – The Nisei Veterans Memorial Center will host a Picture Brides Series. The event will be a special presentation and book signing with Barbara F. Kawakami, author of Picture Bride Stories, which was the 2016 -2017 winner of The Asian/Pacific American Librarians Association (APALA) award for Literature Adult Non-Fiction. Reservations required. Please call or email to attend. Free. 2pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Deidre@nvmc.org; Nvmc.org.

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SATURDAY, SEPT. 30 HABITAT FOR HUMANITY MAUI’s 20TH ANNIVERSARY – Habitat for Humanity Maui’s 20th anniversary celebration will be at Andaz Maui Resort. The evening will feature a chic dinner party and a casino with blackjack, craps and roulette. There’ll also be live rock music with a Maui oldies band, live and silent auctions with trips to New York and Las Vegas, door prizes and more. Funds raised will go directly to supporting the upcoming Lahaina projects. Ticket price includes $100 in funny money casino chips. $195. 5pm. Andaz Maui Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Habitat-Maui.org.

MAUI BABY EXPO – The first Maui Baby Expo will be at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. The event is completely focused on the family with a full schedule of parent and keiki education, a product and services fair, baby crawling contest, keiki fashion show and more. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com.

Photo of Noah Imai courtesy Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center

SATURDAY, SEPT. 30 LAHAINALUNA HIGH SCHOOL FESTIVAL – The Lahainaluna High School Festival will take place at Lahainaluna High.

The second annual event is themed “I Ka Nani O Lele,” meaning “Amidst the Beauty of Lahaina.” This family friendly event will feature food trucks, a Maui-made marketplace with arts, crafts and clothing vendors, game booth and keiki activities, a silent auction and more. Entertainment will be provided by Jesse Tanoue and Friends, Kason Gomes, Ata Damasco, Mondo Kane and Natalie Ai Kamauu. $5 pre-sale/$10 at the door. 4pm. Lahainaluna High School, (980 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-662-4000; Lahainalunafestival.weebly.com. Photo: Jon Shigaki

HAIR-RAISING SCIENCE – A Hair-Raising Science Workshop will be at the Kihei Public Library. Presented by the Maui Science Center team, the workshop is for keiki seven years and older. Kids will learn more about static electricity and circuits with hair-raising fun, interactive demonstrations, activities and sciencerelated educational exhibits. Free. 10:30am.

Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org.

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SATURDAY, SEPT. 30 DAMIEN JR. GONG MARLEY & J BOOG – Damien Jr. Gong Marley and J Boog will be at the MACC. Marley will be on Maui playing songs from his newest album, Stony Hill. J Boog will also be on stage playing hits from his latest album Wash House Ting and everyone in the crowd will surely be grooving all night long to reggae, R&B and hip hop vibes. Get your tickets early. $40-109. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of MACC

H HOPEFEST MAUI GALA – The annual HopeFest Maui Gala will take place at the Four Seasons Maui Resort. HopeFest is a fundraiser for the American Cancer Society’s Clarence T. Ching Hope Lodge Hawaii, a center that provides space and resources for Hawaii cancer patients and their families. The event will feature an Ocean Vodka cocktail reception, gourmet buffet with MauiWine pairings, live and silent auctions.

Napua Grieg will headline the entertainment. $195. 5:30pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-244-5554; H Hopefestmaui.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ HopeFest Maui

SATURDAY, SEPT. 30 CHINESE MOON FESTIVAL – The Chinese Moon Festival will be at Wo Hing Museum. Celebrate and honor ancient Chinese traditions with lanterns, cultural activities, art, dance, local foods, traditional music and moon cakes. Free.

10am. Wo Hing Museum, (858 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-5553; Lahainarestoration.org/wo-hing-museum.

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ZEPTEMBER VIII – Zeptember VIII will be at Mulligan’s on the Blue.

This is one of the most anxiously awaited concerts of the year, celebrating the music of Led Zeppelin with a slew of Maui’s most amazing musicians. For their eighth year, guests can take a trip back to Earl’s Court in 1975 with a high energy show full of exciting performances, dancing and entertainment. $35 pre-sale ticket are available at Alice in Hulaland, 808 on Main, 808 Deli, Las Pinatas or Mulligan’s. $45 at the door.

(Cash only). 21+. 6pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com. 1977 photo of Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page and Robert Plant: Jim Summaria

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Film

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The Spy Who Bored Me ‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ is a special kind of terrible ★★★★★ Rated R / 141 Min.

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atthew Vaughn’s Kingsman: The Golden Circle is a special kind of terrible, the sort of bad movie you watch with your jaw agape as your brain melts out of your ears. If that sounds painful, just try sitting through this 141-minute endurance test.

Taron Egerton returns as Eggsy, the streetwise teen-turned-super-spy who works for Kingsman, a spy organization with a tailored suits storefront. When an evil supervillain named Poppy (played by Julianne Moore) takes down most of the Kingsman organization, Eggsy turns to those he trusts: sideman Merlin (played by Mark Strong) and his thought-to-be-dead mentor Harry Hart (played by Colin Firth).

The last time a rotten comic book movie spun off a far-worse, trying-too-hard sequel, it was Kick-Ass 2. This is a more polished work but every bit as nonsensical and irritating.

The signature scene of the prior film is the climactic, mass-head explosions. Eggsy references it here, calling it “spectacular.” Nothing in the sequel is as outrageous, though

Vaughn certainly tries. Early on, Eggsy jumps into a rancid river of fecal matter. There’s also a gross bit involving cannibalism and another scene that may contain the mother of all crotch shots. Of the latter, there’s no need to fret: misogyny isn’t singled out. No, Kingsman: The Golden Circle also hates Americans, cowboys, US capitalism and cheeseburgers.

If any of this played like an episode of South Park or a great Austin Powers sequel, Vaughn would really have had something. Instead, his “extreme” take on 007 stumbles.

I admire Moore’s commitment to the barely contained craziness of her role. This is as close as she’s ever come to playing Hannibal Lecter and the chipper madness she conveys should make Sir Anthony Hopkins proud. Still, seeing her in a movie this bad is disheartening. Same goes for Firth, Channing Tatum, Emily Watson (!), Halle Berry and Jeff Bridges, who’s still on auto-pilot, playing either Rooster Cogburn or The Dude in every movie he’s been in since 2010.

There are disparate elements here that could have worked in a good movie. I liked the robot dogs and there was potential in the political cartoon-like handling of putting virus-infected Americans in stacks of cages. An

First thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is fire my agent.

action set piece on a snowy mountain top is well done and the film’s best. The auto smashup opener, on the other hand, gets things off to a weak start and elicits what little excitement it can from using a vintage Prince tune.

Conversely, the scenes set in “Poppyland” are garish camp that no movie could survive.

It’s one thing to satirize Americana and our predilection for junk food and nostalgia, But combining those as the basis for Poppy’s jungle hideout is ridiculous, even for a comic book movie. All bad movies have irredeemable moments and this one has fat stacks to choose from. Elton John fans may forgive his gratuitous cameo appearance but Mark Strong’s penultimate tribute to John Denver is embarrassing.

An attempt is made to focus on a romantic subplot for Eggsy but a big meet-the-parents scene is oddly cut short. A recurring visual of

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butterflies appearing in Hart’s perspective is initially stunning, until it becomes tired and overdone, like everything else here.

While The Golden Circle is more sentimental than the original, the touchy-feely moments feel mawkish and out of place next to scenes of “hip” ultra-violence. Vaughn utilizes so much profanity, obvious CGI and an exorbitant amount of attitude that it’s like he was trying to make a bad Guy Ritchie movie. Such is the caliber of the screenplay (written by Vaughn and partner-in-crime Jane Goldman) that I actually missed Samuel L. Jackson’s grating, lisping villain from the last installment.

I have to give Vaughn proper credit for one thing: setting an overdone, late-in-the-movie, diner punch-out to Cameo’s “Word Up” is a fine way to torture this movie critic. Well played, Matthew Vaughn. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU 10:00 1:00 4:00 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 12:45 4:00 7:15 10:15, 2D SUN-THU 12:45 4:00 7:15 It-R- 2D THU 10:10 11:00 1:10 2:00 4:10 5:00 7:10. 2D FRI-SAT 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 7:00 8:00 10:00, 2D SUN-THU 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 7:00 8:00.

Brad’s Status-R- 2D THU 12:30 3:00 5:30 8:00.

2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45, 2D SUN-THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 American Made-R- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:25 5:00 7:40 10:15, 2D SUN-THU 11:45 2:25 5:00 7:40.

American Assassin-R- 2D THU 11:15 1:45 4:15. 2D FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:10 9:40, 2D SUN-WED 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:10, 2D THU

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Home Again-PG13- 2D THU 10:00 2:45 7:30.

Hitman’s Bodyguard- R- 2D THU (12:50 3:50) 9:40.

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Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) (NOTE: Showtimes were unavailable at press time. Please contact the theater directly for more information.)

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Mully-NR- 2D TUE-THU 7:00.

Steve McQueen: American Icon-PG- 2D THU 7:00.

American Made-R- 2D THU 7:10 10:00.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU (12:40

3:40) 7:00 9:50.

Lego Ninjago Movie-PG- 2D THU (1:40) 7:20,

3D THU (4:20) 9:30.

Mother!-R- 2D THU (1:20 4:20).

Leap!- PG- 2D THU (12:30 2:30 4:30) 9:50.

Girls Trip-R- 2D THU (1:00 3:50) 6:30 10:00.

Kingsman: The Golden Circle- R- 2D THU 12:40

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FRI Sept 29 7:00 pm McCoy Japanese & American Collaboration Puppet Performance American Made opens this week

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FRI Sept 29 7:30 pm Castle Jamaican Reggae Artist

NEW THIS WEEK AMERICAN MADE - R - Action/Comedy Tom Cruise plays CIA pilot/drug runner Barry Seal in this film based (I’m guessing loosely) on real events. 115 min.

MULLY - NR - Documentary - The story of Charles Mully, a Kenyan businessman who also runs the largest children’s rescue organization in Africa. 81 min.

STEVE MCQUEEN: SALVATION OF AN AMERICAN ICON - NR - Documentary/Religion - Pastor Greg Laurie goes in search of film legend Steve McQueen’s spirituality. 130 min.

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AMERICAN ASSASSIN - R - Action/Thriller Some white guy becomes a counter-terrorism assassin for the CIA so he can kill the Muslim terrorists who killed his girlfriend. And we wonder why the world is the way it is. 111 min.

BRAD’S STATUS - R - Comedy/Drama - A father takes his son on a tour of colleges and ends up feeling bad about his life choices.

Stars Ben Stiller and Austin Abrams. 101 min.

GIRLS TRIP - R - Comedy - Four friends travel to New Orleans for the Essence Festival.

Stars Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith and Regina Hall. 122 min.

THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD - R - Action/ Comedy - If I’m reading this right, Deadpool has to guard Nick Fury because of something. Stars Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson. 118 min.

IT - R - Horror - Bullied kids band together when a scary clown monster begins hunting them. 135 min.

KINGSMAN: THE GOLDEN CIRCLE - R Action/Comedy - When the world is held hostage, the Kingsmen join forces with American spies. Stars Taron Egerton and Colin Firth.

See this week’s film review. 141 min.

LEAP! - PG - Animation/Comedy - An orphan girl goes to Paris to learn how to be a ballerina. Voices by Elle Fanning and Carly Rae Jepsen. 89 min.

THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/Adventure - Six young ninjas must defend their home. Voices by Jackie Chan, Dave Franco and Fred Armisen. 101 min.

MOTHER! - R - Horror/Mystery - Uninvited guests disrupt a couple’s quiet life. Stars Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem. 121 min.

Damian Marley & J Boog

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Documentary Focusing on the Status of Women in America

Equal Means Equal

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Tommy Emmanuel

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LANAI FIFTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Sep 29. Celebrate the community with live music, food vendors, local artisans, fashion, keiki activities and magic. A special Fifth Friday package includes a round-trip ferry ride between Lahaina Harbor and Manele Harbor, round-trip ground transportation between Manele and Lanai City and an event passport. Lahaina departure times are 9:15am, 12:45pm and 3:15pm; Manele departure time is 9:45pm. Cost for the package is $60 per adult and $50 per child. 5:30pm. Lanai Town Party, (Dole Park, Lanai); 808-270-7710; Fifthfridaylanai.com TIKI TABOO AN EXOTIC VOODOO LOUNGE - Fri. Sep 29. Indulge in a Tiki Burlesque performance featuring Meow Meow L’Amour of the Kit Kat Club showcasing Augie “Lopaka” Colon on exotic percussion. Exotica vibes and musical selections provided by DJ’s Sweets, Cudra Clover and Boomshot, visuals by Astral Nomad and seductive face and body painting by Serena Garretts. Wear a costume and get $5 off cover. 21+. $15. 9pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com BASS RELIEF: A BENEFIT FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS - Sat. Sep 30. The party will feature bass turntablist Jayceeoh from LA with local support from Maui’s Bass Mafia DJ’s Illz, #Poundtown, Maui UBF TRVR/MONKS and Smash Bros. with visual madness by Audacious VJ’s N3bot and Kaptain Kaos. All proceed will go to support those affected by recent hurricanes through the All Hands Volunteers program. $20 presale/ $30 at the door. 9pm. Da Warehouse Maui, (200 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-688-8008; Hands.org MANA‘O RADIO UPCOUNTRY SUNDAYS ACOUSTIC STYLE - Sun. Oct 1. Mana‘o Radio invites you to join the fun with a great musical lineup of Satchel Gleason and Nils Rosenblad performing as an Acoustic Duo. Also on the bill will be Drew Martin and Isaac Castillo with their original Slack Key and Folk Blues. $7. 2pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com LADIES NIGHT LIBRA BASSHEAD BIRTHDAY BASH - Wed. Oct 4. Boogie down with DJ’s TRVR, Kurt and Aloha Pant for a special “Ladies Night Libra Edition.” 21+. 10pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

OKTOBERFEST ROTARY CLUB OF LAHAINA’S OKTOBERFEST - Fri. Sep 29. The Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise announces the sixth annual Oktoberfest extravaganza, with a German buffet libations, Oompah band and silent auction. All donations from this event go to the Rotary Club of Lahaina Sunrise Vocational Scholarship Program. 6pm.

Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-6613638; 808-270-4858; Pioneerinnmaui.com REBOOT: KOHOLA OKTOBERFEST - Sat. Sep 30. Get dressed for the Oktoberfest costume contest and join the Kohola crew for their first Oktoberfest with Chef Cord Munoz and some German-style Pilsners and Marzen. There will be raffles every hour on the hour and beer specials too. 1pm. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com OKTOBERFEST ON THE PATIO - Wed. Oct 4.

Pretzels and sausage and beer, oh my! Shearwater and Maui Brewing Co. are teaming up to present a special event featuring Maui Brewing Co. draft beers and appetizers created specifically to pair with them. $35 early bird tickets available at Eventbrite or $40 at-the-door. 5:30pm. Shearwater Tavern, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-793-2324; Shearwatermaui.com

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STAGE SHOWS

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‘THE ELEPHANT MAN’ - Until - Sun. Oct 8.

Based on the life of John Merrick, a man living with horrifying, rare skin and bone diseases.

Abandoned by his family and seen as a freak by society, his life changes when a young physician agrees to care for him. Showtimes are Thursdays to Saturday at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm (no performance on Sunday, Oct 1). ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com

TASTE OF TAVERNA - Until - Sat. Sep 30. During the month of September offering a “Taste of Taverna” menu. Tasting Menu created with the most popular menu items and a Great Value to be enjoyed throughout the month. Everyone that purchases one of the menus are entered into a drawing for three $50 gift certificates that will be drawn on Oct. 1. 5pm. Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com

‘ULALENA’ - Thu, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults.

Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaiitheatre.com na); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ri, Mon, M ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thu, Fri, e Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60 - $110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

KAMA‘AINA MAHALO MONTH AT THE TERRACE - Until - Sat. Sep 30. Enjoy 25 percent-off savings on breakfast at the Terrace Restaurant. Enjoy breakfast overlooking the pool and breathtaking ocean views. 6:30am-10:30am (weekends open until 11am). The Terrace at The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7089; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua

KOHO GRILL AND BAR FUNDRAISER TO SUPPORT BREAST CANCER - Thu. Sep 28 - Tue. Oct 31.

Que Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center an and Maui Memorial Medic cal Center Foundation aannounce the second annual Kokua 4 Kokonuts, a fundraising walk for Breast Cancer. Purchase the renowned T Kilauea Snowball desOU K C sert at Koho’s and $1 of CHE EK e WE every sale will benefit the CAN E U H T M Maui Memorial Medical YO .

OF KS E 17 Ce Center Foundation. 7am.

C G I A P P Koho Grill and Bar, (275 W. ON Ka‘ahu Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5 808-877-5588.

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AWARREN AND ANNAW BELLE’S MAGIC SHOW n, one Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, er sleightof the country’s premier of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com

NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Sep 28. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. $99. 5:30pm.

Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Sep 30. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Oct 3. Fun for all ages, be amused and amazed by a highenergy comedy and magic show. Free. 6:30pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Oct 3. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Oct 4. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

DINE-OUT AND SUPPORT GROW SOME GOOD - Thu. Sep 28 - Sat. Sep 30. Dine at one of these four restaurants and $1 will be donated each time the following salads or pupus are ordered: Greek at Manoli’s Pizza Company, Maui Wowie at Nick’s Fishmarket, Caprese at Sarento’s on the Beach and Black n Blue Ahi at Son’z Steakhouse. 8am. Grow Some Good, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-344-0469; Growsomegood.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Sep 28. This exclusive tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. Reservations required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Sep 28. Offered daily, guest can sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu in the resorts Banyan Tree Restaurant which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. Cost is $65 and wine pairings are available for an additional $25 per person. 5:30pm.

The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Sep 28. Enjoy the electric sounds of Willie K as he rocks the house with blues, rock, Hawaiian and sometimes even opera. A prime rib and seafood buffet is available. $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only. Reservations required.

6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com MAUI TASTEMAKER SERIES WITH MAUIWINE - Fri. Sep 29. Japengo is partnering with MauiWine to celebrate their shared passion for

using fresh and locally grown products. Experience an unforgettable dinner with a selection of MauiWine’s. $80. 5:30pm. Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com ‘FRESH SQUEEZED’ FRIDAY - Fri. Sep 29. Sip “Fresh Squeezed” cocktails, prepared by house craftsmen Adam Rio, Joshua Hopkins, and Maya Alexander, followed by the Official Art Walk After Party featuring a local DJ. 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com POP-UP PIZZA AND BEER EVENT - Fri. Sep 29. Outrigger Wood Fired Mobile Pizza Oven + Maui Brewing Beers. Cheese, veggie or meat pizza and special pricing on six selections of Maui Brewing Company and Maui Stone selections with island music by Damien Awai. And starting at 9pm receive 20 percent off all cocktails. Proceeds benefiting Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui. 8pm.

Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com MO‘OKI‘AUHAU: GENEOLOGY - Sat. Sep 30.

Learn more about the Marciel’s of Kaupo Ranch with Stacey Casco. 11am. Keokea Marketplace, (Mile Marker 17, Kula).

FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Sep 30. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by, multiple award winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom with opening sets by Anthony Pfluke.

Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25.

A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

FOOTBALL SUNDAY FUN DAY - Sun. Oct 1. Cheer on your favorite team while enjoying a special football Sunday menu and full bar. Menu highlights include Football Fried Rice, Corned Beef Hash Loco Moco and the Hail Mary cocktail. Kama‘aina will get 20 percent off on food with valid Hawaii ID. 7am. Alaloa Lounge at The RitzCarlton Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Oct 1. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Oct 1. Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections paired with light bites make for a wonderful pre-dinner experience for wine enthusiasts. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Oct 1. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm.

Ko Restaurant, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Mon. Oct 2. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Oct 3. Enjoy some tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

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Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE - Jazz at the Cat, 7:30pm WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

NFL Football, SIN, Patrick & Levi 9pm

Rampage, 10pm

Gina Martinelli Band 6pm

MON - NFL, TUE-Pool League, WED- Happy Hump Day!

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Theme Party, 9pm

Tiki Taboo Party, 9pm, $15

Happy Hour Music w/ Eric

Sunday Night Football 5:30pm

TUE - Karaoke AGoGo w/ KG Ninja Face 9pm, WED - SIN w/ DJ Andrew Dana, 9pm

SIN w/DJ Love *Javi’s Birthday* 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday 6pm & DJ Quick, 10pm

Game Night w/ DJ Gary O’Neal, 10pm

Trivia Night 9pm

TUE - $5 Tuesdays, WED - Wine Down Wednesday’s, 8:30pm

Houseshakers, 7-10pm

Houseshakers, 7-10pm

Thunder n’ Lightnin’, 10pm

Paul Marchetti Duo, 7-10pm

MON-Levi Poasa, TUE & WED- Cole Sulenta 6-9pm

CANE & CANOE Montage Kapalua Bay, 1 Bay Drive, Kapalua - 662-6681

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE 811 Front Street, Lahaina - 661-4855

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Oct 4. The Hawaiian luau buffet and Huaka‘i Journey through Polynesia show includes a lei greeting, traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations and complimentary Mai Tai and Juice. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Kaanapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WILLIE K DINNER SHOW - Wed. Oct 4. Enjoy the Best Dinner Show on Maui with Uncle Willie K. His incredible performances include an astounding array of music styles, ranging from Hawaiian to Latin to famous Italian arias! His stories and wit have audience in stitches between songs.

Reservations required. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-250-8288; Mulligansontheblue.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Oct 4. Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings, ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your pallet. 21+. $5. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE EXHIBIT: SPINELESS: PORTRAITS OF MARINE INVERTEBRATES THE BACKBONE OF LIFE - Until Sun. Oct 1. Acclaimed photographer Susan Middleton is known for the exhibitions Archipelago and Remains of a Rainbow. Now she brings us a new body of work exploring the mysterious world of marine invertebrates–underwater animals without backbones. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MALAMA WAO AKUA: A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Until - Tue. Nov 7. Malama Wao Akua (Caring for the Realm of the Gods) is a juried art exhibition celebrating the native species of Maui Nui (Maui, Lanai, Molokai, Kaho‘olawe). In collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership, artists were asked to explored watersheds and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the importance of protecting native species through art in a meaningful way. Free. 9am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Sep 28. View original art and giclees by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in the Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates.

Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am.

King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Sep 28. The collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments go under review by the Trump Administration.

The exhibit includes 30 individual mounted photos from photographers David Littschwager and Susan Middleton, who spent time in the Northwestern Hawaiian islands and have published a book of photography titled Archipelago. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com LANI LACE LINGERIE TRUNK SHOW - Thu. Sep 28. The show will feature one of a kind pieces using quality locally sourced lace in the resorts lobby.

9am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay DIANE SNOEY APPLER - Fri. Sep 29. Diane Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. Come by the gallery to meet this talented artist and view her work. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com STACY VOSBERG - Fri. Sep 29. See a collection of her colorful paintings, drawings and murals and watch her painting techniques.

11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Sep 29. The cafe is bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists.

5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Sep 29. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com JEWELS OF MAUI TRUNK SHOW - Sat. Sep 30 - Sun. Oct 1. Jewels of Maui’s jewelry is handcrafted using a variety of quality materials. Purchase gems including Tahitian Pearls, coral pieces, seashells, sea glass and semi-precious stones. 9am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay

THE COCKTAILS AND CANVAS EXPERIENCE - Mon. Oct 2. In collaboration with Island Art Party, Cocktails and Canvas is a fun and creative class to mingle and learn step-by-step instructions to create your own Maui memory. Admission includes cost of materials, a complimentary drink and appetizers. 16+. $59-69. 4:30pm. Aston Ka‘anapali Shores, (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-687-7101; Astonkaanapalishoresresort.com ARTWALK - Wed. Oct 4. This is an opportunity to meet fellow art lovers, visitors, residents, artist and experience the creativity of some of Hawaii and the world’s finest artists. Galleries include: Enchantress Gallery by Bootzie, Ki‘i Galleries, Lahaina Galleries, National Geographic/Fine Art Galleries and Tasini Tiki Gallery. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

POLITICAL EVENTS MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA COMMUNITY BUDGET - Mon. Oct 2 & Tue. Oct 3. Mayor Alan Arakawa and his administration will host a community meeting to receive comments and suggestions from the public regarding the proposed budget for the Fiscal Year 2018-2019. Citizens with an interest in the County budget are encouraged to attend the meeting and offer input, either as individuals or on behalf of an organization. Both written and verbal comments will be accepted. Free.

Oct. 2: 5:30pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Oct. 3: 5:30pm. Kihei Community Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); Mauicounty.gov/139/Budget-Office

TICKETS ON SALE CHEF CELEBRATION AND MENU UNVEILING - Sat. Oct 7. Guests will have the opportunity to sample an array of fresh items, with tastings of three special creations from each menu, totaling 12 dishes, in the resort’s Black Rock Kitchen.

In addition, Chef Lyndon Honda, Executive Sous Chef Chris Lederer and Sous Chef Mitch Cooper will showcase their distinct styles by preparing a creation inspired by their childhood and journey in the culinary industry. A portion of proceeds will benefit Save Honolua Coalition. Call for reservations. $60. 5:30pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8059; Sheraton-maui.com

TASTE OF UPCOUNTRY - Sat. Oct 7. Gather in celebration of Upcountry bounty for a farm-to-table culinary celebration. Bringing Maui’s top culinary talent, Maui Country Club’s Sean Christensen; Four Season’s Craig Dryhurst; Star Anise Catering’s Uma Dugied; Cutting Edge Catering’s Brian Etheredge; Hana Ranch’s Gary Johnson; Chef Kojima and The Wooden Crate at Lumeria’s Jacquelyn Torres with desserts by Jessica Kapoor. The festivities also include a silent and live auction, and live musical entertainment. This is a 21+ event price starting at $80 with all proceeds to support of the keiki of Montessori School of Maui 2017-18 school year. 6pm. Montessori School of Maui, (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; Momi.org THE MAUI DEBUT OF BADFISH - A TRIBUTE TO SUBLIME - Sat. Oct 7. Get ready for one of the most high-energy nights of the year when Badfish: a Tribute to Sublime takes the stage. Badfish long ago secured its reputation as a knock-out live act and the audience will be bouncing off the rafters from early until late. Music that defined an era served up at your doorstep in one of Hawaii’s most iconic music halls by a truly stand-out live band. $20-30. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com SONGS OF FRANK SINATRA AND THE BIG BAND SOUNDTRACK - Thu. Oct 12. Crooner John Wilt will present a one-man show of Frank Sinatra’s classic songs in the McCoy Studio Theater. Hear hits from a timeless era including, “Day In, Day Out,” “Witchcraft,” “Luck be a Lady,” “New York, New York,” “All or Nothing at All,” and more. Wilt will be accompanied by a big band soundtrack and the performance will be highlighted by historical film clips of Sinatra’s rise to fame as one of America’s premier singers. Proceeds will go to Maui Mediation Services, Inc. $25. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org BLACK UHURU - Sun. Oct 22. Blues Bear is proud to present Grammy Award winning Reggae Super Stars Black Uhuru on their island “Skankin’ on da’ Rock” Jammin’ Roots Reggae Festival Hawaii Tour.

The Legendary Black Uhuru is one of the most popular and successful reggae groups to come out of Kingston Jamaica’s “Waterhouse” district. Opening the show will be multitalented Rising-Reggae Star Onesty and special guest Maui’s Marty Dread and Jordon T. Gates open at 5pm. $35-55. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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MON - Karaoke 8pm, TUE - Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED - Open Mic, 9pm

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MON - Jon Bowser TUE - Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan WED - Rick Glencross

Bad Kitty, 8pm-12am

Southbound, 8pm-12am

Annie & the Orfinz, 8pm-12am

Juke Box Madness, all day

MON & TUE -Juke Box Madness, all day, WED- Curtis Loves Living Room 8pm-12am

Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

Tori Dixon, Shawn & Ian, 8-10pm

Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Rock, 6-8pm TUE & WED - Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Tempa & Naor Project, 7-9pm

Zeptember VIII, 6pm-12am $35/$45

Celtic Tigers 7-9pm

MON-No Live Music but open, TUEMulligan’s Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz & Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm

PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR

NFL & Thirsty Thursday

Sports all day, College Football & darts

College Football, Drink Specials & Darts

NFL all day, darts & free pool

MON- Monday Night Football & free pool, TUE - $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & 9-Ball Tournament

SANSEI - KAPALUA

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 36 Keala Place, Kihei- 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Sep 28. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled and retired veterans. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org INTERNATIONAL PEACE DAY - Thu. Sep 28.

Governor David Ige will present the Center a Peace Proclamation for International Peace Day. This event was established by the United Nations in 1981 to commemorate and strengthen the ideals of peace both within and among all nations and peoples, and will be hosted by the Lions Club of Maui. 9am. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org MAUI CHAMBER OF COMMERCE ANNUAL LUNCHEON AND AGRICULTURE SEMINAR - Thu. Sep 28. Governor Ige will deliver the keynote address where he will discuss the state’s support for small businesses, Hawaii’s economic growth, his priorities for the future and Agriculture in Hawaii. The Agriculture Seminar will immediately follow with Stevie Whalen, Hawaii Agriculture Research Center; Wesley Nohara, Pu‘u Kane Farms, LLC; Kahana Stone, Natural Resources Conservation Service; Paula Rafanan, VIP Foodservice; Blaine Apo, Maui Crisps and Dexter Kishida, DOE Food Services Supervisor.

The cost to attend is $55 for members and $75 nonmembers. Reserved tables of 10 are $600. 10:15am.

King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Sep 28. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Sep 29. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as a few more established musicians. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, vcr and dvd players, flat screen TV’s, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TVs or microwave ovens.

The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am-1pm. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle WALK A MILE IN HER SHOES - Sat. Sep 30.

Join Women Helping Women’s West Maui Task Force and don a pair of red high heels to help raise awareness about violence against women.

The walk is open to all, only male walkers need register, women and children are free. $20. 9am.

Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-8277; Womenhelpingwomenmaui.com WEST MAUI COMMUNITY PLAN OPEN HOUSE DESIGN EVENT - Sat. Sep 30. The County of Maui g an open p Department of Planning is holding house on community design as part of the update of the West Maui Comted munity Plan. The public is invited g to provide feedback on housing options, redevelopment opportunities, walking and biking improvements, and other topics that are important to creating livable communities. 10am. Kaunoa Senior Center Lahaina, (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); 808661-9432; Wearemaui.org

Party! Every body is welcome. You’ll Sweat, You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cheer… and you’ll wanna come back for more. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 1. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com MAUI MADE SUNDAY’S - Sun. Oct 1. This is a fantastic showcase for Maui-made products that appeal to both kamaaina and visitors alike. Showcasing products that are made, manufactured, grown or created in Maui County. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com 29TH ANNUAL MAPA GARDEN PARTY - Sun. Oct 1. Spend a magical afternoon while supporting Maui Academy of Performing Arts programs for kids and adults honoring Harland Hughes. Enjoy fine cuisine provided by Maui restaurants with wine specially selected for wines this event. Bid on unique sile and live auction items lent in including original art created during the event, compete for prizes in the hat contest and treat yourself to live performances b

by Maui performers. 21+. $ $75.

1pm. Yokouchi Family Es Estate, (2471 W. Main St., Wa Wailuku); 808-244-8760.

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YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Sep 30. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Sep 30. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-39.

4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

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E-CYCLING - Sat. Sep 30. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device,

FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Oct 1. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every Class is a

SUND SUNDAY NIGHT TRIVIA - Sun. Jo in Sunday Night Trivia, Oct 1. Join hosted by Pro Professor Fincher with lots of prizes. Free. 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

MONDAY, OCTOBER 2 OUTDOOR YOGA IN NORTH KIHEI - Mon. Oct 2. Sandy Callender will show how using traditional yoga postures and breath work and practice brings you greater flexibility and strength, a deeper connection to your wholeness, and turns on your relaxation response. Donation. 8am.

Waipulani Park, (S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3 ENHANCEFITNESS - Tue. Oct 3. EnhanceFitness has been researched for over 20 years and has led to proven improvements in strength, flex-

ibility, balance, cardiovascular health and social engagement in the elderly. The program will meet on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays for individuals age 50+. A voluntary contribution of $20 per month is suggested to offset the cost of the program. Call for registration, which is required.

9:30am. Hale Mahaolu Ehiku, (56 Ehiku St., Kihei); 808-463-3166; Halemahaolu.org

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 4 FAMILY PAU HANA MAUI - Wed. Oct 4. Time again to rock out! You and your keiki will sing, dance, and play, or sit back and relax at this one-ofa-kind evening out for the whole family. Bring your own beer or wine, and a chair and/or blanket and warm sweater. There will be food trucks on site. All ages welcome. 5pm. Carden Academy of Maui, (55 Makaena Pl., Makawao); Cardenmaui.org MAUI POLICE DEPARTMENT COMMUNITY MEETING - Wed. Oct 4. The Maui Police Department will be giving a talk to community business leaders/owners on the topic of deterring theft/ crime in businesses. 7pm. Office Depot Lahaina, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina)

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:308:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Solo Jazz Guitarist Gary Larson 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Gary Larson and Eric van Ketel Jazz Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:308:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:307:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com

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Sign Language LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Of course, you get as many chances to start over as you can create, but there are certain times of year when those fresh beginnings are more likely to work out. Next week is one. Old grudges can finally be put to rest. This opportunity to begin again is good, but not necessarily lengthy; blink and you might miss it. So this week set yourself up well: get rid of baggage that’d hold you back or slow you down, and put yourself in a good position to make the leap to wherever you’d like to go next. Don’t miss this chance, and don’t say you weren’t warned!

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Stepping up and taking any kind of leadership role frequently puts a target on your back. People who were too chickenshit to take charge are often only too eager to criticize what you’re up to, and tear down whatever you’re trying to achieve, behind your back or in your face. Don’t bitch and moan about it. Those people are too lame to matter much in the end; while most critiques ought to be at least considered, don’t let theirs drag you down or keep you from doing what you always intended to do.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

I’d wager that the vast majority of professions people end up in aren’t things they fantasized about doing in their youths. Who dreams of being a middle-management cubical inhabitant, gravedigger or tobacco spokesman? This is not to say that we should all be miserable that we didn’t become astronauts or marine biologists or rock stars. But I’m worried: have you given up on all your childhood dreams? Perhaps there’s one that’s still actually achievable. If you aren’t already actively pursuing it, start this week.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Can you be like India? Westerners have been going to India (at first to annex and colonize, and more recently as tourists) for more than two centuries, yet it’s somehow preserved its cultural identity remarkably well. It has a way of absorbing various influences and making them indisputably Indian, while other countries’ cultures can be quickly subsumed by the cultural and economic forces wielded by Western society. I want you to be like that: take everything on, absorb everything, and make it your own. Can you be absolutely open to every last thing that comes your way, and yet not forget exactly who you are? This week, try.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Make awkward tension a new acquired taste. Why not? It’s a frequent part of your week. While it may be more comfortable to simply avoid the people with whom you create those nervous sparks, sometimes that’s just not possible. Don’t just grit your teeth and get through these encounters, though. Go one step further: learn to enjoy them. Look at the situation from the outside. There’s probably humor (and possibly pathos) in it. Once you can see that, you might delight in those awkward encounters, and even look forward to them. Of course, don’t enjoy them too much, or they might cease to be awkward at all.

You’re going to need an especially astute eye this week, when it comes to judging people. Everyone has their filters and their baggage. Right now it’s especially important to remember that, and put whatever they’re saying into that context. If a generally unhappy person is complaining about something, you might be able to take that into account. That’s not to say you should ignore them, but a complaint from someone you know to be levelheaded, reasonable and positive ought to naturally be given a lot more weight and credence, don’t you think? You don’t necessarily like to judge people, but you’re good at it, and this week–it’s your job.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

There are so many things you enjoy. The problem is there’s simply not enough time in the day for you to really get into all of them. Some are just going to have to fall by the wayside. How do you decide?

Lately it’s been more random chance and opportunity than anything else, but this week’s a good one to make your decisions at least slightly more conscious. What makes you happiest? What’s most likely to advance your dreams? What will bring the most joy, inspiration, and excitement to the most people, including yourself? Don’t let random fate steer you. Steer yourself.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Although you’re ready to offer your support and allegiance to one side or another of a conflict, you may be shocked and dismayed to find that they’re just not interested. In terms of this conflict, you don’t matter, and what’s more–your involvement is simply unwelcome. While you might appreciate the love and support offered by your friends, these guys would rather just work this out on their own, without their well-meaning friends nosing in on the action.

Bite your tongue, turn the other cheek, and get on with your life.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

According to The Church of Google (Thechurchofgoogle.org), Google is God or the closest thing to it. Googlists contend “She” is practically omniscient, omnipresent, immortal, infinite, and prayer-answering, among other things. While on the surface their contention is preposterous, I’m impressed by their ability to see things in a new way, and by their surprisingly reasonable arguments, which make Google’s status as God easier to prove than any other God’s. Turn whatever you’re obsessing about on its head this week. Toss it around until it looks like something totally different. You’re not likely to invent a new god, but you could be lucky enough to found a new minor cult.

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Dream on. Until you’re rich enough to hire one, you’re on your own, which means you’ve got to divide your time between the bold fantasies you adore and the mundane details which keep your life from falling apart. Many Leos err on the side of too much dreaming and too little doing, and get so bogged down in neglected details that their dreams become even less achievable. Don’t be one of those. This week’s a good one to take steps–both big dramatic ones and careful tiny ones–towards becoming one of those impressive, accomplished Leos who can afford to hire help. Don’t let the week go by without taking them.

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You’re commonly regarded as the most changeable of signs. Wrong. That’s an illusion. While there’s no question that you often suck at making up your mind, and you’re prone to second-guess virtually everything you ever do, those are all superficial traits. Perhaps your indecisiveness makes your personal evolution very slow and careful. There’s nothing wrong with that; in fact, it’s likely to give this week’s special guests comfort: That makes you someone they can count on. Pull aside the curtain of your wishy-washy outer persona and reveal the solid and dependable person beneath it. Most folks will like what they see.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Leos may avoid nitpicky details like the plague. You embrace them. You may not love it, but you’re damn good at it. What worries me is your diminishing view of the big picture. Leos never lose sight of their grandiose hopes and dreams, but they forget to do stuff like wash dishes and buy people birthday presents. You have the opposite problem: you’re so busy tying up loose ends that you lose sight of your biggest and best aspirations. This week, tear down the virtual wallpaper of To-Do lists obscuring your view of those brilliant fantasies; at least a glimpse of them is long overdue.

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