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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What’s your greatest fear?

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Talking story with citizen journalist Calvin Kuamo‘o

Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com @apignataro on Twitter That we’ll never have taco trucks on every street corner.

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administrative rules, authorizing the use of fine meshed traps or nets to take aquatic life for aquarium purposes,” stated the DLNR news release. “On Wednesday, the Hawai‘i Supreme Court ruled that aquarium collection using fine meshed traps or nets is subject to the environmental review procedures provided in the Hawai‘i Environmental Policy Act (HEPA). The issue has been remanded to the circuit court for further proceedings.

In light of the ruling, until further guidance is received, DLNR has discontinued issuance of new aquarium fish permits and renewal of existing aquarium fish permits.”

EQUIFAX DATA BREACH PROMPTS SENATOR SCHATZ TO REINTRODUCE ‘SECURE’ ACT

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HAWAII SUPREME COURT SLAPS DLNR ON COMMERCIAL AQUARIUM FISHING

With a massive data breach at the credit reporting agency Equifax possibly exposing an astonishing 143 million Americans to identity theft and fraud, U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii, has reintroduced his Stop Errors in Credit Use and Reporting (which he shortens to “SECURE”) Act. The bill would help consumers by

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For a while now the state’s commercial aquarium fishing trade has been looking pretty solid. Sure, earlier this year both houses of the Hawaii Legislature passed SB 1240, which would have gradually phased out new aquarium collecting permits, but Governor David Ige, following the strong recommendation from the state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR), vetoed it (an action that prompted Robert “Snorkel Bob” Wintner to set up his own Super PAC REEFPAC).

But then last week the Hawaii Supreme Court hit the state’s aquarium fishing trade and the DLNR with a major blow. One that puts another win in environmental law firm Earthjustice’s corner.

“Today, the Hawai‘i Supreme Court sided with citizens and conservation groups in their fight to protect the State’s coral reefs from the aquarium industry’s unlimited collection and sale of reef fish and other wildlife,” stated a Sept. 6 Earthjustice news release.

“In 2012, plaintiffs Rene Umberger, Mike Nakachi, Ka‘imi Kaupiko, Willie Kaupiko, Conservation Council for Hawai‘i, The Humane Society of the United States and the Center for Biological Diversity–all represented by Earthjustice–sued the State Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) for failing to comply with Hawai‘i’s Environmental Policy Act (HEPA) and undertake environmental review before issuing dozens of aquarium collection permits annually. In its unanimous decision, the Supreme Court agreed with plaintiffs, reversed the decisions of the Circuit Court and Intermediate Court of Appeals denying plaintiffs’ claims, and ordered the Circuit Court to grant an injunction prohibiting commercial aquarium collection pending compliance with the law.”

According to Earthjustice, the DLNR has long been too friendly with the commercial aquarium industry. In fact, the law firm says the DLNR has argued that HEPA didn’t apply

to the industry because anyone who applies and pays the standard fee can get a permit.

“The justices unanimously agree DLNR’s practice of blindly doling out aquarium collection permits without studying environmental impacts is illegal,” said Earthjustice attorney Summer Kupau-Odo in the Sept. 6 news release. “The law demands and Hawai‘i’s people have every right to expect more from the agency charged with conserving our natural resources.”

Earthjustice says the aquarium industry has long harmed Hawaii’s reefs and native Hawaiian fishing practices.

“The fish we’ve traditionally caught for generations to feed our families are disappearing,” said plaintiff Kaimi Kaupiko in the Earthjustice news release. “Collectors take fish we eat–like paku‘iku‘i (Achilles tang) and kole–and by taking yellow tang, they disrupt the ecosystem so that other fish, like uhu, won’t come in. We mahalo the Hawai‘i Supreme Court for putting the brakes on commercial collection before there’s no fish left for future generations.”

For it’s part, officials with the DLNR issued a terse statement on Sept. 7 in response to the ruling, in which they basically say that they had no clue the thing they’ve been doing forever is actually illegal. Here it is, in full: “The Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) has long issued annual commercial and recreational aquarium fish permits, pursuant to HRS §188-31 and

tomers is potentially devastating,” Schatz wrote in a Sept. 11 letter to Equifax CEO Richard Smith. “As a result of identity theft and fraud, Equifax customers now face the risk of having debt accrued in their name. They could suffer long-lasting damage to their credit, and as a result, they could be denied loans, mortgages, employment, or even rental housing. Those approved for loans and mortgages may be charged higher interest rates. To resolve the damage done by this data breach, they will likely spend months, if not years, trying to resolve resulting errors and problems with their financial records.”

Schatz says his bill is supported by U.S. Senators Elizabeth Warren, D-MA, Claire McCaskill, D-MO, Richard Blumenthal, D-CN, Bernie Sanders, I-VT, and Jeff Merkley, D-OR. Schatz first introduced his SECURE Act back in 2014, but it quickly died in committee.

“Missouri consumers should be able to have quick, secure access to reports about their own credit,” said Senator McCaskill in a Sept. 11 news release from Schatz’s office. “We’re seeing companies take advan-

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“The impact on Equifax’s impacted cus-

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tage of consumers by making that process difficult–and too often, subject to court proceedings when disputes come up. In light of last week’s Equifax hack, it’s more important than ever we ensure better, safer access to these reports, so that folks can get an accurate picture of their financial health, and hold these companies accountable when there are mistakes.”

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with a nonprofit, private or government volunteer program are eligible to be nominated; one application per organization will be accepted. All Volunteer Hero nominees will be recognized with a County of Maui Volunteer Hero T-shirt, a certificate of appreciation and a floral lei.

“Every day, volunteers on Maui, Molokai and Lanai make a positive impact that is impossible to measure,” said Wendy Stebbins, County of Maui Volunteer Center Coordinator.

“Everyone who volunteers their time to help our community is a hero, and the Volunteer Hero Celebration of Service event is the perfect opportunity to assist organizations in showing their sincere gratitude to the individuals whose dedication and commitment truly make a difference in the lives of others.”

To submit a nomination online, visit Mauicounty.gov/volunteer and scroll down to the “Volunteer Heroes” link. The deadline to submit an application is Friday, Sept. 22.

All nominees and their nominator agencies are welcome to attend this event; light refreshments will be provided.

The County of Maui Volunteer Center connects and mobilizes volunteers and partner agencies in Maui County, and is a proud affiliate of the Points of Light: HandsOn Network, the largest volunteer network in the nation. For more information, visit Handsonmaui.com or call Wendy Stebbins at 808-270-7150.

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HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK HOLDS NENE AWARENESS DAY LOGO CONTEST

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Haleakala National Park’s annual Nene Awareness Day Logo Contest is accepting entries from students in grades 6, 7, and 8.

Students interested in participating can draw or paint an original logo about nene on one 8.5 x 11 sized paper and include a short slogan about one of the following ideas: 1) Why nene are special or 2) What people can do to protect nene.

Three winners will be selected and each will receive a prize of their choice from books and games donated by the Hawaii Pacific Parks Association, a nonprofit partner of the park. The three winners’ families will each receive a park annual pass ($30). All entries and students’ names will be on display in the park’s Headquarters Visitor Center beginning on Nene Awareness Day, Sept. 26.

All entries must include the student’s name, school, teacher, grade, and a phone number or email contact for the student’s

parents or guardians. The park will accept one entry per student. Original entries must be received by Sept. 21. Mail entries to: Nene Logo Contest, Interpretation Division, Haleakala National Park, PO Box 369, Makawao, HI 96768. Contest information can be found at Nps.gov/hale/getinvolved/index.htm.

Winners’ parents or guardians will be contacted by Sept. 25.

Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui is embarking on a campaign to enroll 25 MEN-tors to be matched with Little Brothers currently on their waiting list. The need for Big Brothers is greater than ever, and the agency is looking

for adult males who are interested in becoming a role model to a keiki in-need.

Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui matches children in one-to-one friendships with trained volunteer mentors based on interests, geographic locations, and personal preferences. The Bigs and Littles enjoy activities in the community twice per month for a few hours each time. Mentors take the time to listen, encourage, and model positive behavior through everyday activities including playing sports, watching movies, enjoying the outdoors, or sharing a meal.

It only takes a little bit of time to make a big difference, so if you know someone who may be interested in inspiring youth to reach their fullest potential just by spending time together, email Ccabebe@bbbshawaii.org.

“Since 1963, Big Brothers Big Sisters Hawaiæi has helped children facing adversity (Littles) to reach their fullest potential by matching them with caring volunteers (Bigs) in a one-to-one mentoring friendship,” states BBS Hawaii promotional materials. “Every ‘match’ is supported by highly-skilled staff members (Case Managers) each step of the way–assessing, coaching, advising, and guiding. This is to ensure a fun, safe, meaningful, and long-term friendship. Big Brothers Big Sisters Hawai‘i is a statewide organization that serves over 1,400 keiki and mentors each year as Big Brothers Big Sisters of Hawai‘i, Big Brothers Big Sisters of Honolulu, Big Brothers Big Sisters of Kaua‘i, and Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui.”

To learn more and help Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui reach their goal of 25 MENtors, visit Bbbshawaii.org/volunteer. The MEN-tors campaign will run Sept. 11-30. ■

COUNTY OF MAUI TO RECOGNIZE VOLUNTEER HEROES Maui’s “Volunteer Heroes” will be recognized during a Celebration of Service on Friday, Oct. 27 from 9am to 10:30am at the Mayor’s Conference Room on the 9th Floor of the County Building. This event, which recognizes volunteers who have made a great impact in Maui County, is held in conjunction with National “Make a Difference Day.” The County of Maui Department of Housing and Human Concerns’ Volunteer Center is now accepting nominations for the annual Volunteer Hero Celebration of Service. Individuals volunteering

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CULTURAL DIVERSITY The Japanese funeral industry demonstrated its forward thinking on Aug. 23 when practitioners gathered for the Life Ending Industry Expo in Tokyo. Among the displays was a humanoid robot named Pepper who can conduct a Buddhist funeral, complete with chanting and tapping a drum. Pepper is a collaboration between SoftBank and Nissei Eco Co., which wrote the chanting software.

Michio Inamura, Nissei’s executive adviser, said the robot could step in when priests are not available.

DEATH CONTEST Also at the Life Ending Industry Expo in Tokyo, four undertakers competed on stage as funeral music played to see who could best display the ancient skills of ritually dressing the dead. The Shinto religion in Japan believes that the dead are impure just after death and that dressing the body purifies the spirit. The contestants dressed live human volunteers and were observed by three judges. Rino Terai, who won the contest, said, “I practiced every day to prepare for this competition.”

INEXPLICABLE An Arkansas Highway Patrol officer spotted “an unusual sight” on Aug. 23 on I-30: a black Hummer with a casket strapped to the top of it. When the officer pulled over Kevin M. Cholousky, 39, of Van Buren, Arkansas, he took off and led police on a chase along

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I-530, where his vehicle was eventually stopped by road spikes. Although the casket was empty, Cholousky was charged in Pulaski County with fictitious tags, reckless driving and fleeing.

LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES Sonogram photos are notoriously difficult to decipher, but one couple in Franklin County, Pennsylvania, are sure theirs shows a man watching over their unborn daughter. “When they gave it to us ... Umm, to me, it’s Jesus. And it looks like Jesus,” said mom Alicia Zeek.

She and father Zac Smith have two older children, both born with birth defects, and the image is putting them at ease about their third child. “Once... we looked at the picture, I was like– look, babe, we have nothing to worry about,” Smith said.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Jocsan Feliciano Rosado, 22, was driving a stolen car on Monday, Aug. 21, when he stopped off at a Harbor Freight store in Kissimmee, Florida, to pick up a welder’s helmet for viewing the solar eclipse. As he dawdled next to the vehicle, looking up at the sun with his helmet on, members of the Orange County Sheriff’s Office Auto Theft Unit interrupted his reverie and arrested him.

BRIGHT IDEAS Tuffy Tuffington, 45, of San Francisco was walking his dogs, Bob and Chuck, when he came up with a way to respond non-violently to a right-wing rally at Crissy Field on Aug. 26. So he launched a Facebook page asking San Franciscans to bring dog poop to spread in the park in advance of the event. “It seemed like a little bit of civil disobedience where we didn’t have to engage with them face to face,” Tuffington said.

Contributors to the project also planned to show up on Aug. 27 to “clean up the mess and hug each other.”

YOUR COLD, COLD HEART A police officer on maternity leave was ticketed and fined 110 pounds after she pulled her car into a bus stop in West London to help her newborn baby, who was choking in the back seat.

Rebecca Moore, 31, of Aylesbury, said her son, Riley, was “going a deep shade of red in the face, his eyes were bulging and watering, and he was trying to cough but was struggling.” Moore appealed the fine, but the Harrow Council rejected her appeal, as did the London Tribunals. “The law about stopping in bus stops is exactly the same everywhere in London,” a council spokeswoman said. “You can’t do it.” ■

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Talking story with citizen journalist Calvin Kuamo‘o to find out why he films so many Maui events.

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alvin Kuamo‘o is everywhere.

High school volleyball matches, basketball games and swim meets.

Hawaiian music concerts at the Baldwin Home and Picnic with Poki shows at Ka‘ahumanu Church. He also films the island’s Friday town parties as well as various community events. His KanakaCam channel on YouTube currently boasts more than 100 videos shot over the last year (you can also see them on Akaku, where he’s a member of the board of directors). Each opens the same, with an extreme close-up of his eyes.

Currently living in Kahakuloa, Kuamo‘o is a seemingly tireless citizen journalist. As soon as I heard of him I became fascinated with him, with his motivation to travel so much around the island, film community

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events and then post the footage online for all to see (and without compensation for himself). Using a mutual friend as an intermediary, I asked him for an interview, which he immediately declined. But a few days later, our mutual friend said Kuamo‘o changed his mind. On Aug. 22, he dropped by the MauiTime office to talk story.

As you’ll see, Kuamo‘o did most of the talking. And while he ultimately answered my question about why he films so many events, he could only do so by talking about his experiences as an infantry soldier with the 75th Ranger Regiment during the Vietnam War. “I remember Calvin well,” said Rick Grimes, who served with Kuamo‘o and maintains an online archive of photos of

the unit’s Vietnam experiences. “He was well-liked and the other Rangers knew they could depend on him in the most difficult situations. A true American hero, a great asset to the 75th Rangers and I was proud to serve with him.”

Q: A:

Thanks so much for stopping by.

Let’s start by you telling me when you were last filming something.

I filmed yesterday–a planting ceremony of koa trees. I got there Friday night, and left Saturday evening. I figured they had a lot of camera personnel, so I wanted to get there before everyone else. I knew they would end at six, which made it easy to slide in and say

hello. I wanted to film the property I was on. So I had koa trees dancing around the property. I carried it to different locations– I was trying to enhance our project there.

Q: A:

I saw you have a lot of videos on YouTube. And you’re on Akaku as well?

I’ve been having a hard time putting things on YouTube. I try not to get personal. I download it, learn how to edit, turn it in. Since I’m a volunteer [at Akaku], I fall into different categories. At one point, I turned in 21 projects in one month. They tell me they only have three hours. That’s just nine projects out of 21.

Q: A:

What are your goals?

I’ve been trying to be better than the next person with a camera out there. OC16 has exclusive rights to all MIL sports. I do basketball, water polo, judo, swim meets. I do Hawaiian music series–the one in Wailuku and the one in Lahaina. But the other month I couldn’t participate because there was an Akaku board meeting–they always put those meetings on my game days!

Q: A:

How’d you get started in filming?

When I was a young man, I saw our neighbor doing an 8mm recording. I was really excited about that. He captured my family. In those days, we couldn’t afford cameras. There weren’t too many Hawaiians with cameras then.

My first camera was a Kodiak. I had to send in the film to get it processed–that was the only hangup. That was in 1966. I was living in Hawaii. Then I went to Alaska.

I went to Alaska on a United States Geological Survey ship. It was the last steamship in the American fleet. I had a 4F [draft status] in high school, but when I went on the ship I got 1C. From then on I knew I could get into the military.

Q: A: Q: A:

So you joined?

I entered the military on Jan. 6, 1969, from Pennsylvania. I joined the army. I wanted to get there as soon as possible.

Get where?

Over to Vietnam. I knew at some point that the war was going to stop.

I heard the news all the way up to Alaska. When they opened up the draft, a lot of folks from Hawaii got drafted.

When I was in Seattle in 1968, my classmate said he was going to Vietnam. When I went to Alaska, my cousin also left for Vietnam.

Everyone was leaving except for me. So when I got to Pennsylvania, that’s when I signed up.

Q: A:

Were you afraid of being left out?

It was not about being left out. It was about doing what’s right. An undeclared war was a great opportunity for me to learn. I’d been hearing a lot of news about it. I wanted to be there to do a part. I was 21 when I joined. I had just made 21.

When I met my recruiting officer, he asked me if I wanted to go to a school. I said I wanted to learn how to jump out of airplanes. He said they’d ask that in the first week of basic training.

Basic training was over in South Carolina–Fort Jackson. My AIT (advanced infantry training) was in Georgia–Camp Crockett. And jump school was Fort Benning.

I met my cousin in the cafeteria at Fort Benning. He was getting ready to go to Vietnam, and I was going to jump school.

It was a blessing for me. I said as soon as I finish, I’ll meet you there. He went to the First Cav Division as a mechanic, and came out a chief warrant officer.

Q: A:

What happened when you finally finished with the schools?

Fourth of July marked the ending of classes. I took a plane home. I met my parents. When it came time to go, I let them take me to Hickam airbase. But my mom didn’t know I was leaving. So before we left, I went into the bathroom and changed my clothes. I thought she was going to have a heart attack. She ran and grabbed a pocket Bible for me. My mom, she was so funny.

I waited about 20 minutes at Hickam for my flight. I was the last to board. At the first drop-off, everybody left but one other guy and me. Timothy Russell in the back and me in the front. We had an opportunity to meet the crewmembers.

In Vietnam, we first went to our transit position. All soldiers coming in from stateside–you wait for your orders to come down. Timothy Russell and I are airborne, so we’re waiting.

Timothy had just gotten married 17 days ago.

That’s how we developed a relationship.

Q: A:

So you’ve finally arrived in Vietnam. What happened then?

Across the street were the “legs”– non-airborne soldiers. We were told not to cross the road, but I noticed that they had a swimming pool. At night, I asked Timothy if he wanted to cross. He complained about how illegal it was. But they have movies, a pool, I told him. We all look alike, I said. So we went. We watched the movie. Then came a red alert.

But we couldn’t cross the road to get back–they’d shoot us. So I said, “let’s go in the pool.” The pool looked to be in good shape.

We took off our clothes and got in the water, but he’s mad at me because we left our station.

We were just waiting until the signal changed.

When it changed, we got dressed and went to our foxhole. But the sergeant was waiting for us, and told us to report for extra duty.

Q: A:

Extra duty?

He made us burn shit. Boy, was I pissed.

Then at lunch, a command sergeant major came in, looking for recruits. He was with the 75th Rangers, and asked for volunteers because they just lost a team. So I raised my arm. I told Timothy, raise your arm. No, he said, they just lost a team! So I knocked his hand up, and that’s how he volunteered.

There were no more details! Now, we could really relax. When we were finally sent to a unit, we were attached to the 173 airborne brigade.

When we finally got there, our orders were that you couldn’t shoot unless shot at. It was called “pacification.” Then the lieutenant tried to split up Tim and I. “No, no, no,” I said. “Don’t split us up–we’re just waiting for our orders.”

So he sent us to the line. There, I was very uncomfortable in a position where I’m the foreigner and they’re fighting for their country. It’s an undeclared war and they’re in rice paddies. A line company isn’t where we wanted to be because they make too much noise.

Q: A:

And you still haven’t even gotten to your actual unit?

Finally our orders came and we were sent to Ahn Ke, where we finally went to our unit: Charlie Company, 75th

Rangers. It was way down south.

We worked in small groups of five to six.

We went to Pleiku, even went to Da Lat. Da Lat is lovely. It’s a French resort. Everybody there speaks French. Even had gas stations, restaurants, spas and an outdoor pond where you could take out peddle boats.

That was the first time I had a shishkebab. I was very impressed. As we’re walking around town, there’s an odor that’s very distinct. I told my team about it. To investigate it, I had to drop my weapon and go in a storm drain. It was quite an amazing place.

We were underneath the buildings now.

They had another city beneath the city. But what was really neat is that we met the enemy there. But we came in peace–we wanted to know what was going on. They had weapons, we had weapons. We were new at this. We had to stay focused. As long as we didn’t fire, they wouldn’t.

There was a lot of guessing on our part.

There were a lot of high risks to take.

But the job we got was also high risk.

Fighting in a country where we were the aggressor. But since it’s my country, I gotta stand proud. When I came back, they called me a baby killer, a draft dodger.

Q: A: Q: A:

Draft dodger?

I had long hair. I only had one haircut, when I went in [the army]. The lieutenant called us the Hair Gang.

We had long hair, and not-shiny boots.

Getting back to your time in the 75th.

What were you doing, basically?

Our mission was four days out, three days in. We got dropped off in country, and had to stay there for four days. Then we came back in.

The medic was Johnny. He was Chinese.

He was picking up a rifle from a dead enemy as a souvenir. As he did, the hand on the rifle slapped him. It was so hilarious. No we know why we don’t go looking for souvenirs. But that was a nice rifle the enemy had!

We took a lot of footage. Two of the team members wrote a book. One had everyone’s name in it.

They had a camera then, a Nikon. Everybody used it. We took turns. They’d wait for the enemy to come down the trail, then they’d jump up and snap a picture. Next, they’d draw [their weapon].You snap the picture, then you draw.

Q:

Let me make sure I understand this. You were lying in ambush, and when an enemy soldier would come down the trail, one of you would jump up, snap a photo of the enemy at close range, and then draw a weapon and shoot?

A: Q: A:

High risk. But to be in that mode, and to take a camera, was the greatest feeling. The hunt was over now.

Damn. Let’s talk about when you finally got out.

Since I left the military, I never looked back. Tim left a few months before me. Everybody did. When I left, I saw family, said hello to my grandparents, found my cousin. They told me my cousin was at my brother’s house.

I was just as goofy as before I left. I ran

into Johnny and our team leader, Jim. They were going to hitchhike to Oklahoma from California. Jim and his friend left, and Johnny and I were partners. Johnny was raised in New Mexico, so he wanted to see his family first. We met everybody over there, and then five days later, we went to Sulfur, Oklahoma, and that’s where I got busted.

Q: A:

What happened?

I got called a traitor, a deserter. They had nothing else to do. The town folks had the attitude of guys who wear those choo-choo train hats. The whole place smells like sulfur, and they wanted me to taste the water! I got tossed in jail.

Q: A:

For what?

I was in the cabin, and Johnny and Jim went to town. They came back with the police hot on their tail. I said don’t stop, because I had to eat a pound and a half of marijuana. Then we were pulled over. The police searched the car, but couldn’t find anything because I ate all the marijuana. But the judge said my signature was readable. If I was in the condition that the sheriff had stated, I wouldn’t be that clear. Still, I went to jail. After 120 days I got turned over to the military. They sent me to Fort Bragg, and then shipped me off to the 54th Military Police Company.

Q: A:

What happened there?

What happened was that I taught them compassion. A lot of those folks there had just left Vietnam.

They had real people from the war, and they didn’t know how to deal. They didn’t have any compassion. But I got tired of bumping heads, and asked the sergeant major if I could have a break. I was just an E4–there wasn’t too much an E4 could do, because everyone else was higher ranked, more professional.

You can only teach them so much, then you have to learn. Their concept was to split the rangers apart, so that we don’t come together to have a chit-chat. It’s a very good strategy if you don’t want to learn anything.

I was a mess. How do I manage it? I thought. Coming home, my parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins all contributed to my well-being. But it was a struggle.

I still have a lot of flash memories when I’m walking about. Sometimes, when I’m driving, I have to grab myself and pull over to the side. I’m still dealing with it.

Q: A:

Which, I’m guessing, explains why you film so many community events…

Filming events helps me focus on the here and now. It’s very easy to drift into the past. The mountains look similar, some of the people look similar…

But being in the community helps me focus on the here and now. I’m happy Akaku adopted me, for better or worse. Learning how to edit, use cameras, all helped out. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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JAYSE SATO TURNS SUSHI ON ITS HEAD

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Sato and the Hamachi Carpaccio

tako dish. Sato’s take on fried tako is so rich and interesting. They chop tako, then deep fry it until it’s crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Then it’s tossed with aioli and garnished with green onion. Most of the dishes are familiar, but Sato likes to put on his own twist, both in the taste and plating. A lot of his dishes are visually impactive as well as delicious. We were crazy about the Fruity Pebbles macaroon ice cream sandwich for dessert. He also makes a mean ramen.

“People will come in just for the ramen,” says Sato. “Before, people were complaining that Maui doesn’t have a lot of ramen, or no good ramen spots. So I worked on what my ultimate ramen would be. I make tonkotsu ramen, a pork broth, a bit on the heavier side.

I serve it with black garlic and pork belly. I use sun noodle but it is not your average sun noodle. It is a tonkotsu ramen noodle which is made for this type of broth. If you use a regular noodle it will just break up in the broth. The tonkotsu noodle is made to hold

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ome places you go are just an instant fit. I think everyone has that feeling when they visit Umi Sushi. It’s one of Wailuku’s newest sushi hot spots. Owner/chef Jayse Sato says his journey to opening this spot wasn’t the usual trajectory.

“We opened March 1st,” says Sato. “We are open from Wednesdays through Saturdays and we also do BYOB here. It’s been good. It’s been getting busy. Friday and Saturday are definitely our busiest days.”

Umi Sushi is only open four out of seven days of the week, and they share a kitchen with the Soup to Nuts catering company, but that hasn’t stopped their fan base. They don’t take reservations, and often get a line going outside. I visited on a Wednesday evening, and it was still busy enough to have a short wait. Yet Sato didn’t grow up thinking he would be a chef.

“I had no idea what I wanted to do,” he

says. “I was even going to nursing school at one point. That is what my mom wanted me to do.”

He got his first break at Amasia, with chef and restaurant entrepreneur Alan Wong.

“When I got hired at Amasia I had no experience,” says Sato. “They took a chance on me. Alan Wong decided to take a shot.

He had hired a Michelin Star sushi chef and that is who I worked with, and he taught me everything I know. He was sort of an outcast when it came to sushi. That is kind of what we are here, what we represent. We are two young guys making sushi–we have a young approach when it comes to our sushi. We have turned tradition on its head.

We have a pork belly roll (the lechon roll).

We call it sushi, others might not consider this sushi. We like to be creative, take local flavors and make a dish, but it might be something you haven’t seen before.”

Umi Sushi’s menu and cuisine is youthful, a reflection of Sato’s style and aesthetic, that he refined for the next few years after his experience with Amasia.

“I had another business, called Rua,” says Sato. “I had a partner. I basically ran

the sushi, he did all the hot food. We changed the menu a lot. We did pop-ups.

We did that for a year. The reason why we did that was we started up as a catering company. But catering was really tough.

Too inconsistent. Our food was good for a restaurant, but not as much for catering. It’s hard to do fancy plate-ups, but that has been my passion. After Amasia, I worked at Nuka. Then we did the catering, that changed into the pop-ups. When my partner at Rua wanted out, I knew I wasn’t done yet, I really loved doing this. So I kept looking for the right place and put together my business plan. At the time I didn’t know I was going to do sushi.”

Sato’s experience with his pop-up concept helped him create some of his most popular dishes.

“When I did the pop-up we changed the menu every month,” says Sato. “I did that so we could try many things. We did not know what was going to be popular.

The Kochimon Roll

When I was at Nuka, the soy-wrapped roll was a top seller, but when you make that here in Wailuku, it doesn’t sell. I kinda gotta get used to the clientele. When you do the pop-up thing we would do six to 10 rolls in a month and then change it. After a year, I had a better understanding of what the best-sellers were. That is how we formulated some of the menu items.”

The Kochimon roll, a shrimp tempura roll with crab, unagi and masago, comes adorned with edible flowers and glowing lights. The soft shell crab bao bun has a crispy whole crab peeking out of a soft steamed bun, drizzled with aioli and flowers, too. I couldn’t resist ordering the salmon ochazuke, because I don’t find it on menus very often.

It’s a bowl of rice with salmon and seaweed and a brothy housemade tea poured over the whole thing. It was spectacular.

Umi Sushi has a menu and a specials board on the wall. There I found the fried

up and stay dense even with this broth.”

Once you start ordering, it’s easy to get hooked. You want to see the other dishes you haven’t tried yet. It’s a fun environment, too. They don’t have a liquor license, but encourage BYOB. Sato says because of the shared kitchen situation, the Liquor Commission says they won’t be able to qualify for one. It’s disappointing for him but he’s focusing on the food for now.

“I cater to the locals in Wailuku, the price point is reasonable, but our concept is to give our customers fine dining food but at regular prices,” says Sato. “We have a family vibe here though. My mom is the cashier, my dad is washing dishes. All of us are classmates from Baldwin class of 2006.

We are a young crew.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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MAUIWINE’S NEW LIQUOR LICENSE MEANS BIG CHANGES AT THE WINERY

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for a $10 fee,” says Hegele. “Obviously, we reimburse people who purchase six or more bottles and people can split the tastings if they’re not interested in doing the full tasting. We get a lot of couples who come in and are just starting off their morning and heading to Hana, and they just split a tasting. On the other end of things, there are people coming in and tasting five wines and then doing glass pours on the porch and hanging out.”

The winery is excited to invite people to hang out longer, enjoy the views, take tours and have a complete experience around drinking their wine at the King’s Cottage.

They’ve also added some light fare to the menu, and you can also order mimosas, too.

“We’re doing a bunch of fun little cheese and lavosh and charcuterie plates,” says Hegele. “People are spending a lot more time at the tasting room, sitting on the porch, buying a glass of Lokelani and enjoying the environment, which is great.

We want people to stay as long as they can. It’s one of those environments where you walk into the winery grounds and for most people, it’s ‘this is a cool place!’ It has a relaxed tone. People want to spend time here. We just needed to give them a reason and things to do. So with more elaborate tastings, offering food, and we have games in the yard. People can hang out.”

For those people who want to really get into the wine, they can get into one of their Old Jail Tastings sessions that really go into the production and history of the winery, as well as tasting the special releases. The wines you get in the Old Jail will be different than the wines in the King’s Cottage.

“We still have an elevated tasting experience in the Old Jail which is going to be where we are going to do wines that we make 20 cases of or special releases,” says Hegele. “Like right now we’re pulling the 2014 Syrah and doing a library release of our 2012 that we are only offering in the jail. That’s one side of it. We’re offering those tastings in the jail twice a day. When

our harvest,” says Hegele. “We are doing the Chenin blanc sparkling which is really exciting. In 2014 we made a sparkling wine where we harvested the fruit early to make 100 cases and aged it for 30 months.

We did that as an experiment, to see what’s going on in the vineyard and see what we can do. We want to make a broader range of wines in a smaller lot to experiment and give people things that are different. The Chenin blanc sparkling was an experiment that was really well received so we did it again this year. That was the first thing we harvested. We brought that in early June.

We want it to be really high acid and low sugar for sparkling.”

The ups and downs of wine harvesting are just a drop in the bucket for MauiWine.

Their philosophy is to roll with the punches to create these unique annual small batch wines. They are especially excited about this year’s crop.

“I think the shining star this year is the viognier, in big part because it was a really low crop last year,” says Hegele. “If you don’t know too much about grape growing you would assume rain is great, it’s food for the plants. Rain at the wrong time of year can be like poison falling from the sky. There is disease pressure from rotting.

We are not super humid up here but we are not dry, we are not California dry. If we get rain, we’re going to see some rot and lose some tonnage. This year it has not.

We’re not getting rain, it’s dusty up here, and perfect. We’re not losing any tonnage to rot for the first time in three years. That’s the beauty of farming–we have different challenges, and that’s the great part about wine. You get to have challenging years and the wines are a reflection of that. Sometimes you have really good years, and this is looking like a good year.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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aui is home to one of the oldest and most exclusive vineyards in the state. What started off as Tedeschi Vineyards in Ulupalakua has evolved into MauiWine. The company has expanded its wine selection in the last decade from its signature pineapple wines to the Rose Ranch collection and onto Estate, Library and Specialty releases. Now the winery has obtained a new license to grow their wine selection at the King’s Cottage tasting room for the first time in years.

Joe Hegele, Director of Sales and Marketing, says the reception has been incredible from their guests.

“The new license is awesome,” says Hegele. “We have been working on it for three years, no joke. It’s the first of its kind in the state. It’s one that was created specifically for the craft industry. Garrett Marrero had a lot to do with it. It’s legislation that supported the craft beverage industry and the growth in it. It’s a huge license! It allows us to do a lot. We are not taking advantage of the whole entirety of its capabilities.”

The problem they ran into with their old license was that while the sampling was free, you could only get about three tastes, then that was it. For folks who’d visited nearly any other winery on the planet, this kind of manini tasting was unprecedented–and unwelcome.

“When people go wine tasting now, there are expectations,” says Hegele.

“When they come in, they’re like, Hey, we want to pay for tasting and it has to be substantial. If we want to buy a glass or a bottle afterwards and enjoy it here on property, that’s what we have become accustomed to in this industry. For us, on our old license, it was extremely limited.

We were basically offering sampling before. Now we’re offering tastings.”

The new license opens up a whole new world at MauiWine.

“We’re doing a very normal five different wines at one and a half ounce pours

we made only 10 cases of viognier one year, that needs to be explained. We need to talk about what happened that year and this is what this wine is like, and this is what we did to it, so that people can get a bigger appreciation. For $25, you will taste wines that we have made very little of, and you get to go in the Old Jail.”

For the casual tasting that includes several estate wines, there’s a new expanded porch area built with seating built on the King’s Cottage.

“The majority of the new offerings are in the King’s Cottage tasting room,” says Hegele.

“We redid the history room and added a bar in there, in addition to the big mango bar in the main tasting room. We built out the lanai and added some square footage to it and added some furniture out there. Put some shade on it and tried to make that a comfortable environment for people to stay. We want people to hang out on the porch. We are adding live music. We are going to make that a place where people want to sit down and eat some cheese and wine.”

With the small batch wines that MauiWine produces, the menu changes often.

“Some things don’t change,” says Hegele.

“We have our three pineapple wines. Then we also have our Rose Ranch collection: the Lokelani, Mele, Kula–the new white wine– and then the Lehua is the raspberry dessert wine. Those four wines are blends and we have all of those to taste and by the glass right now. But the big changes in the menu will be in our Estate wines, where we are about to roll from the 2015 Malbec to the 2016. We just moved from the 2015 Chenin to the 2016. Those are changing right now and the jail is also really changing constantly. We print a lot of menus. It’s good–it keeps everyone on their toes.”

This year’s harvest is just about completed as well. The exciting news is their Chenin blanc sparkling wine is coming back, and the viognier yield was good, too.

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RICHARD HO‘OPI‘I LEO KI‘EKI‘E FALSETTO CONTEST – The 16th annual Richard Ho‘opi‘i Leo Ki‘eki‘e Falsetto Contest will be at the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel. As part of the Festivals of Aloha, this year’s falsetto contest is themed Aloha ka Ho‘i a ka Holokahiki–”Beloved is the sailors return home as they join in the celebration of the return of Hokule‘a and Hikianalia.” The ticket price includes a buffet dinner, festival ribbon and entertainment. $60. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-280-8098; Festivalsofaloha.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Festivals of Aloha

SATURDAY, SEPT. 16 TRADITIONAL PUPPETRY WORKSHOP – There’s a Traditional Japanese Puppetry Workshop at the Kahului Public Library. The workshop is an opportunity to learn from master Japanese artist Koryu Nishikawa V. He’s a fifth generation puppeteer in the Koruma Ningyo style (a 160-year-old form) and will be assisted by local puppeteer Tom Lee of Mililani.

Free. 2pm. Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097; Librarieshawaii.org/events. Photo of Koryu Nishikawa V courtesy UH-SCEP

A PAIRING FOR PETS – A Pairing For Pets will be at Kohola Brewery. This foodie and brewskie event is a benefit for the Maui Humane Society. Join Kohola Brewery and Chef Rob Mason of RJ Gourmet Maui for a chance to support Maui’s fur babies by tasting two culinary dishes paired with two 10oz Kohola beers. Parking is available at the West Maui Center. 21+. $30. 5pm. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com.

Photo: Flickr/London looks

SUNDAY, SEPT. 17 MAUI MACRAME – There’s a Maui Macrame Class with Kaysie Condron at the Andaz Maui Resort.

Condron is a fiber artist with Little Feral. She’ll teach the class how to learn a new craft and make beautiful decor, as well as provide space for guests to meditate in a fun environment. Please RSVP. $45. 4pm. Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-243-4703; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com.

Photo: Flickr/Sasha Lynn

JAIMAL YOGIS BOOK SIGNING – Here’s a book signing with Jaimal Yogis at Lumeria Maui. Author of Saltwater Buddha and The Fear Project, Jaimal will lead a brief ocean-inspired meditation and then read from his newest book, All Our Waves Are Water. After the reading there’ll be a talk story session and opportunities to pick up a signed copy of his book. Book sales will benefit the Surfrider Foundation’s Maui Chapter. Free. 5pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Jaimal Yogis Talk & Book Signing

MONDAY, SEPT. 18 ‘YOUR VOICE’ WORKSHOPS – “Your Voice” Political Workshops will be at various locations from Monday, Sept. 18 to Friday, Sept. 22. Led by the Legislature’s Public Access Room (PAR), the workshops will cover the state legislative process and deadlines, power dynamics and give tips on effective lobbying, testifying and communicating with senators and representatives. Handouts will also be provided. Free. Schedule: Sept. 18: 1:30pm at Kahului Community Center; Sept. 19: 1:30pm and 6pm at Kenolio Recreation Complex; Sept. 20: 1:30pm at Tavares Community Center and 6pm at Haiku Community Center; Sept. 21: 6pm at Wailuku Public Library; Sept. 22: 1:30pm and 6pm Kaunoa West Maui Senior Center. 808-587-0478; LBRhawaii.org/PAR. Photo: Flickr/Neon Tommy

TUESDAY, SEPT. 19 RICHARD MARX – Richard Marx will be at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Marx is a performer, producer, songwriter and more.

He’s known for romantic music hits like “Hold on to the Nights,” “Don’t Mean Nothing,” “Satisfied” and ”Right Here Waiting.” Attend the show to see why he was nominated for a Grammy for Best Male Rock Vocal Performer. $59-160 VIP. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

MAUI COUNTY BUDGET MEETINGS – Mayor Alan Arakawa’s Community Budget Meetings will happen at various locations from Monday, Sept. 18 until Tuesday, Oct. 3. The meetings are hosted by the mayor and his administration, and the community is invited to present comments and suggestions for the proposed budget for Fiscal Year 2018-2019. Both written and verbal comments will be accepted. Schedule: Sept. 18: 5:30pm. Haiku Community Center, (Pilialoha St., Haiku); Sept. 19 5:30pm. Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center, (91 Pukalani St., Makawao); Oct. 2: 5:30pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Oct. 3: 5:30pm. Kihei Community Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); Mauicounty.us/2018budget. Photo courtesy County of Maui

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 20 COMICS AND COMICS – “Comics and Comics” will be at Maui Comics and Collectibles. It will be a riot of a comedy show hosted by Maui’s own Willie Simon. Check out comic books, laugh out loud and learn more about the upcoming 2017 Maui Comic Con. There’ll also be free pizza! Free. 8pm.

Maui Comics and Collectibles, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-868-0219; Facebook.com/MauiComics.

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Film

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Stephen King's 'It' The only thing we have to fear is… ahhh!!

Scary Clowns!!! ★★★★★ Rated R / 135 Min.

F

ollowing decades of being remembered as a massive paperback staple and a well-remembered televised mini-series, Stephen King’s It has finally been made into a proper, R-rated motion picture.

Although the setting is now the 1980’s and portions of the novel dealing with the child protagonists as adults has been tossed, this adaptation is faithful, intelligent and lean.

In the town of Derry, Maine, children have gone missing. A cluster of kids with a troubled upbringing form “The Loser’s Club” to comfort one another and battle an entity that sometimes materializes itself as “Pennywise the Clown.” The “it” the children battle can transform itself into anything they fear and devours them when they’re at the peak of terror.

Like Mr. Dark in Ray Bradbury’s Something Wicked This Way Comes (who also resides in a carnival-like setting), Pennywise is a standin for every adult-induced abuse, betrayal and hypocrisy these kids encounter. The Loser’s Club includes Bill (Jaeden Lieberher of St. Vincent and Midnight Special), whose little

brother has gone missing, quipster Richie (Finn Wolfhard of Stranger Things) and Beverly (played by Sophia Mills), who faces a home life is nightmarish as her male friends.

Andy Muschietti’s enthralling adaptation of It plays like a winning cross between The Goonies and A Nightmare on Elm Street, owing a great deal to the latter. There’s even a smart reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, which also dealt with a young girl struggling with personal demons in the form of a boogeyman. Unlike the nostalgia-soaked Stranger Things and Super 8, It keeps the ‘80s artifacts mostly in the background (except for a priceless running gag involving a pop group).

I read It when I was in middle school and preparing for the Tim Curry-led TV adaptation. The durable but clunky 1990 TV miniseries may be dated but, at three hours and 12 minutes, did a better job at telling this story.

Yet I greatly prefer this version. This portrait of outsider kids, forming profound friendships and finding the inner strength to face a world of grown-up monsters, hits hard because of its relatability. As a compassionate depiction of kids overcoming school bullies, learning to be empathetic and open-minded about those

If you're so scary and evil, how come you're not in Congress?

who are different from them, It has so much more to offer than just the “scary stuff.”

While the recent Annabelle: Creation may be the scarier movie, It is a more important work. Watching these kids face the literal and figurative monsters in their lives makes for a tougher, more visceral and meaningful work than either Stranger Things or The Monster Squad. Because the real things plaguing these kids are so plausible and horrific, the stakes seem higher and their collective bravery so much more rewarding.

I really loved these kids and cared about what happened to them. Unlike most horror film villains, Pennywise (played by Bill Skarsgard in a terrific, unhinged performance) is loathsome and impossible to root for. A touch that truly unsettled me: the way Pennywise salivates when he’s terrorizing his prey.

A few of the young performers overact on occasion, but a bigger problem is that some of the characterizations are too slim. The 135-minute running time hits one narrative highlight after another but somewhat shortchanges the quieter character moments.

Argentine filmmaker Muschietti made his directorial debut with the Jessica Chastainled Mama in 2013 (based on his effective 2008 short film of the same name, which can be found on YouTube). While Mama has some brilliant moments, the ending is a tonal disaster. With It, he made the wise choice to split King’s 1,138-page into two parts, with The Loser’s Club as children and 40-year old adults getting their own films. As a stand-alone achievement, It: Chapter One is a near-masterpiece, full of soon-to-be-iconic moments. Muschietti has shaped a frightening, funny and genuinely moving film. ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

KA‘AHUMANU 6

Logan Lucky-PG13- 2D THU 4:40.

The Emoji Movie-PG- 2D THU (12:40 2:50

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Tulip Fever- R- 2D THU 10:30 5:00.

Singin’ in The Rain- G- 2D SAT 10:00.

MALL MEGAPLEX

It-R- 2D THU 10:30 11:00 1:00 1:20 2:00 4:15 5:00

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

5:00). 2D FRI-SAT 12:30 2:40 4:50, 2D SUN 4:50, 2D MON-THU 12:30 2:40 4:50.

Girls Trip-R- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 6:50 10:10. 2D FRI-THU 12:50 3:40 7:20 10:00.

Dunkirk- PG13- 2D THU 9:50.

Heart of Man- PG13-2D THU 7:00.

7:05 7:30 8:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:00 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 7:00 8:00 10:00 10:50, 2D SUN 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 7:00 8:00, 2D MON-THU 10:00 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 7:00 8:00 10:00.

American Assassin-R- 2D THU, 2D FRI 10:00 11:30 12:30 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:10 8:10 9:40 10:40, 2D SAT 11:30 12:30 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:10 8:10 9:40 10:40, 2D SUN 11:30 12:30 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:10 8:10 10:40, 2D MON-THU 10:00 11:30 12:30 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:10 8:10.

Wind River-R- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20.

2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20 9:55, 2D SUN-WED 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20, 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45.

Home Again-PG13- 2D THU 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45, 2D SUN 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30, 2D MON-THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30.

Birth of the Dragon- PG13- 2D THU 12:10 2:25.

E.T.(1982)- PG- 2D SUN 2:00 7:00, 2D WED

2:00 7:00.

Mother!-R- 2D THU 7:00 7:30 9:20 9:50. 2D

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FRI-SUN 1:00 1:30 4:20 6:40 7:10 9:50, 2D MON-WED 1:30 4:20 6:40 7:10 9:50, 2D THU 1:30 4:20 7:10 9:50.

Birth of a Dragon- PG13- 2D THU 12:50 3:10 5:30 10:10. 2D FRI-SUN 4:10 9:40, 2D MONTUE 1:00 4:10 6:40 9:40, 2D WED 4:40 9:40, 2D THU 1:00 4:10 9:40.

Leap!- PG- 2D THU 12:30 2:50 5:10. 2D FRITHU 12:40 2:50 5:00.

Hitman’s Bodyguard- R- 2D THU 1:10 4:20 7:30. 2D FRI-THU 1:20 4:00 6:50 9:30.

Annabelle: Creation-R- 2D THU 1:40 4:10 7:10 9:30. 2D FRI-SAT 7:30 10:00, 2D SUN 10:00, 2D MON-THU 7:30 10:00.

Ingrid Goes West-R- 2D FRI-WED 6:30 9:00, 2D THU 6:30.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) American Assassin-R- 2D THU 7:10. 2D FRI-

SAT 1:00 4:05 7:10 10:10, 2D SUN-MON 1:00 4:05 7:10, 2D TUE-WED 1:00 4:05 7:10 10:10, 2D THU 1:00 4:05 7:10.

It-R- 2D THU (12:30 3:45) 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 12:30 3:40 6:50 10:00, 2D SUN-MON 12:30 3:40 6:50, 2D TUE-WED 12:30 3:40 6:50 10:00, 2D THU 12:30 3:40 6:50.

The Hitman’s Bodyguard-R- 2D THU 1:30 4:20 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 1:30 4:20 7:15 10:05, 2D SUN-MON 1:30 4:20 7:15, 2D TUE 1:30 4:20 7:15 10:05, 2D WED-THU 1:30 4:20 7:15.

Logan Lucky- PG13- 2D THU 1:00 4:05.

American Assassin opens this week

NEW THIS WEEK AMERICAN ASSASSIN - R - Action/Thriller Some white guy becomes a counter-terrorism assassin for the CIA so he can kill the Muslim terrorists who killed his girlfriend. And we wonder why the world is the way it is. 111 min.

E.T. - PG - Sci-Fi/Family - Here’s a special anniversary screening of the 1982 Steven Spielberg movie about a kid who makes friends with an alien stranded on Earth. 115 min.

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN - NR - Musical/Romance - Special anniversary screening of the 1952 classic about a silent film crew transitioning to sound. Stars Gene Kelly, Donald O’Connor and Debbie Reynolds. 103 min.

NOW PLAYING ANNABELLE: CREATION - R - Horror/Thriller - A possessed doll haunts a nun and some orphans. 109 min.

BIRTH OF THE DRAGON - PG13 - Action/ Drama - This is the story of the legendary fight between Bruce Lee and kung fu master Wong

Jack Man in 1960s San Francisco. Stars Philip Ng and Yu Xia. 103 min.

THE EMOJI MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy The story of a multi-expressional emoji who wants to become a normal, single-expression emoji. 86 min.

GIRLS TRIP - R - Comedy - Four friends travel to New Orleans for the Essence Festival. Stars Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith and Regina Hall. 122 min.

THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD - R - Action/ Comedy - If I’m reading this right, Deadpool has to guard Nick Fury because of something. Stars Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson. 118 min.

HOME AGAIN - PG13 - Romance/Comedy - Three young men move in with a single mom in Los Angeles. Stars Reese Witherspoon, Nat Wolff and Lake Bell. 97 min.

INGRID GOES WEST - R - Comedy/Drama - A social media stalker inserts herself into the life of an Instagram star. Stars Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen. 97 min.

IT - R - Horror - Bullied kids band together when a scary clown monster begins hunting them. See this week’s film review. 135 min.

LEAP! - PG - Animation/Comedy - An orphan girl goes to Paris to learn how to be a ballerina. Voic-

es by Elle Fanning and Carly Rae Jepsen. 89 min.

MOTHER! - R - Horror/Mystery - Uninvited guests disrupt a couple’s quiet life. Stars Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem. 121 min.

WIND RIVER - R - Action/Crime - An FBI agent and a game tracker team up to investigate a murder on a Native American reservation. Stars Jeremy Renner and Kelsey Asbille.107 min.

LAST CHANCE DUNKIRK - PG13 - Action/History - Christopher Nolan’s telling of the British Army’s escape from Nazi-occupied France in 1940. 106 min.

THE HEART OF MAN - PG13 - Documentary - A discussion of identity and shame interwoven in the story of a man pursuing his son. 102 min.

LOGAN LUCKY - PG13 - Crime/Comedy - Two brothers attempt to pull off a heist during a NASCAR race. Stars Channing Tatum, Adam Driver and Daniel Craig. 119 min.

TULIP FEVER - R - Drama/Romance - A young artist falls for a married woman during the great tulip craze of 17th century Amsterdam. 107 min.

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Calendar

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS APOCALYPSE - Thu. Sep 14. Wildfires here, hurricanes there, nuclear threats and earthquakes left and right...Come seek refuge at our safe haven and dance in support of disaster relief. DJs include Kraeks, Deviant and Aloha Pants. Partial proceeds will be donated to disaster relief. 21+. $10. 9pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com; TeamDiscoNap.com APPRECIATION PARTY - Fri. Sep 15. Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill wants to show all of their wonderful customers some appreciation for being loyal customers over the many years. They’re offering free pool and swag with half-off everything and DJ Jamo will be rockin’ the house. 11amclose. Diamonds Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com MAKAWAO 3RD FRIDAY SWING INTO SEPTEMBER - Fri. Sep 15. Head Upcountry and celebrate the theme “Swing into September” with live entertainment from Rick Martinelli, Maui Blues and Company, James Junior and the Aces, the Get Up and Dance Troupe, the Maui Taiko Drummers and more. Free. 5:30pm. Makawao Town Party, (Makawao); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com THE GIRLY SHOW AND MYSSFITS DRAG REVUE - Sat. Sep 16. Presented by ManCandy Productions, see Athena Roxafellah, Boy Valentine, Bea Willing, Alannah Monee, Kitty Kattrall and more.

BYOB. 21+. $30. 8pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com THE LAMBSBREAD AND ARKAINGELLE - Sat. Sep 16. Celebrating the release of the Lambsbread’s brand new album “World Needs Love,” and Arkainelle’s new album “Tru Da Fyah.”

Head to South Maui for some roots and reggae music. 21+. 9pm. Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com

rock). Bring sheet music in your key–an accompanist will be provided or you may sing to a CD or M3P player. Accompaniment should NOT include vocals. 5:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com LIP SYNC BATTLE - Mon. Sep 18. Are the ultimate performer? Let’s put your lips and your hips to the test in the Tournament Style Lip Sync Battle with elimination rounds. You choose the song and show your best moves. Prizes, specials and a good time. Free. 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Sep 19.

Fun for all ages, be amused and amazed by a highenergy comedy and magic show. Free. 6:30pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); onth h bl heblue.com 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIG NIGHT GHT ur Tue. Sep 19. Put on your laughing pants, sip on yourr favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted

by Power Up Comedy.

9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

They will also be featuring chefs Kenny Gilbert of Florida and Travis Grimes of South Carolina, who brought their Southern hospitality to Maui with 100 percent of the proceeds from those dishes to go to Direct Relief. 11am. Mill House Maui at Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-270-0303; Millhousemaui.com THE GRAPE ESCAPE - Fri. Sep 15. Take a wine tour around the globe and taste five wines paired with cuisine inspired by the highlighted region. Advanced registration required. 5pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana MAUI TASTEMAKER SERIES WITH MAUIWINE - Fri. Sep 15. Experience an unforgettable dinner with a selection of MauiWine estate vintages, pineapple and blended wines, alongs delicious and flavorful alongside thre three courses prepared by talen ented Japengo chefs. $80.

5 5:30pm. Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com

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GEORGE KAHUMOKU U W JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Sep 20. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show ino, SterOhana, see Peter deAquino, ling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Preshow dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

LAUNCH PARTY: MOSAIC MO’BETTA - Fri. Sep 15. Join the M Maui Brewing Co. ohana in the Kihei Tasting Room for the release of Mosaic Mo’Be Mo’Betta Double IPA, available in c cans for the first time.

5:30pm 5:30pm. Mau Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com FRESH SQUEEZED FRIDAY - Fri. Sep 15. Sip “Fresh Squeezed” cocktails prepared by house mixologists Adam Rio, Joshua Hopkins and Maya Alexander. Free. 6pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

SKYLOUNGE + LATIN ROOM - Sat. Sep 16.

This will be a more exclusive clubbing experience with the biggest sound and lighting effects system and top DJs like JamnJ and Nexus. They’ll spin all the hottest club bangers from top 40 to hip hop, and electronic dance to Latin music. 21+ doors open at 9pm. $10-20. 10pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

MAUI FOODIE KOHO GRILL AND BAR FUNDRAISER TO SUPPORT BREAST CANCER - Until - Tue. Oct 31. During the month of September and October, purchase the renown Kilauea Snowball dessert and $1 of every sale will benefit the Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation. 7am. Koho’s Grill and Bar, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588.

FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Sep 16. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by, multiple award winning artists Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom with opening sets by Anthony Pfluke.

Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25.

A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

STAGE SHOWS

DINE-OUT AND SUPPORT GROW SOME GOOD - Until - Sat. Sep 30. During the month of September, dine at one of these four restaurants and help Grow Some Good continued support in school gardens at 11 schools islandwide. 8am. Grow Some Good, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-344-0469; Growsomegood.com

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Sep 17. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, its’ a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

‘ULALENA - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110.

7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Sep 14. This is a really incredible opportunity for wine lovers, and for those that want to learn more about grape production on Maui. Reservations are required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Sep 16. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Sep 14. Enjoy the electric sounds of Hawaii Legend, Willie K as he rocks the house with blues, rock, Hawaiian, and sometimes even opera. A scrumptious prime rib and seafood buffet is available. $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only. Reservations required. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

AUDITION: ‘CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG’ Sat. Sep 16. All roles are open and all ages are welcome. Please prepare two contrasting oneminute songs (up-tempo and ballad) from a traditional musical theater piece, (not contemporary or

SERVING IT UP FOR THE SOUTH: HELPING HURRICANE IRMA’S VICTIMS - Fri. Sep 15. The Mill House Restaurant, Bar, and Roasting Cafe will be donating 15 percent of total sales to Direct Relief, an agency aiding victims of Hurricane Irma and Jose.

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WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Sep 17. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Sep 19. Inspired by the tropics and highlighting the classic style that made tiki a world phenomenon, enjoy some tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 20. The Hawaiian luau buffet and Huaka‘i Journey

through Polynesia show includes a lei greeting, traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations and complimentary Mai Tai and Juice. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WILLIE K DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 20. Enjoy the Best Dinner Show on Maui with Uncle Willie K. His incredible performances include an astounding array of music styles, ranging from Hawaiian to Latin to famous Italian arias. Call for reservations, which are required. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-250-8288; Mulligansontheblue.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Sep 20.

Take advantage of Caleb’s expertise in these tastings, ask questions and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your pallet. 21+. $5. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE EXHIBIT: SPINELESS: PORTRAITS OF MARINE INVERTEBRATES THE BACKBONE OF LIFE - Until - Sun. Oct 1. Acclaimed photographer, Susan Middleton, is well known for the exhibitions Archipelago, and Remains of a Rainbow, brings us a new body of work exploring the mysterious world of marine invertebrates—underwater animals without backbones. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org DIANE SNOEY APPLER - Until - Fri. Sep 29. Diane Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. Come by the gallery to meet this talented artist and view her work every Fridays in September. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com STACY VOSBERG - Until - Fri. Sep 29. Oil painter Stacy Vosberg will be at the gallery every Friday in September. See a collection of her colorful paintings, drawings and murals and watch her painting techniques. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com AMANDA SCOTT - Until- Mon. Sep 25. Amanda Scott makes art because, for a while, she’s transported to a fantasy world of her own creation.

She’ll be at the gallery every Monday in September practicing her pyrography techniques. 11am.

Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Until - Wed. Sep 27. Jeanne Young explores any subject and style that stimulates her artistic passion. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and water. Visit the gallery and watch her process and techniques every Wednesdays in September. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Sep 14. View original art and giclees by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in the State of Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Sep 14. Collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments under review by Trump administration. The exhibit, includes 30 individual mounted photos from photographers David Littschwager and Susan Middleton who spent time in the Northwestern Hawaiian islands and have published a book of photography titled Archipelago. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com

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WALFRIDO ART SHOW - Fri. Sep 15. Meet local artist Walfrido and see his fantastic landscape art.

10am. Wyland Galleries Lahaina, (711 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2285; Signaturegalleries.com CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Sep 15. The cafe is bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists.

5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Sep 15. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com THE BUSINESS OF ART - Mon. Sep 18. Awardwinning Artist Ira Ono will help artists navigate the principles of the business of art. Cost is $75 for members and $94 for non-members. 9am. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com BRUSHSTROKES AND BREWS - Tue. Sep 19. In collaboration with Island Art Party, MBC invites the island’s artists, foodies and beer lovers to create paintings, taste beers and enjoy a special happy hour while making new friends in the Kihei Tasting Room. 6pm.

Maui Brewing Company, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com

POLITICAL EVENTS MAUI ‘THROWDOWN THURSDAY’S’ RALLIES - Thu. Sep 14. Everyone is invited to come out and bring a sign reflecting why you march and make your voices heard! Join for the advancement of human rights for yourselves, your communities and your world! Rallies are a partnership between Organizing for Action-Maui Chapter (OFA) and the Women’s March on Washington–Maui Team.

Free. 4pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului)

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Experience an evening in Kapalua while indulging in a variety of specialty beers and a delicious selection of German fare at the second annual Oktoberfest. 21+ $75. 4pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Kapalua-beer-garden-2017.eventbrite.com ‘THE ELEPHANT MAN’ - Fri. Sep 22 - Sun. Oct 8.

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rifying, rare skin and bone diseases. Abandoned by his family and seen as a freak by society. His life changes when young physician Frederick Treves agrees to care for him, quickly becoming a favorite of the English aristocracy. Showtimes are Thursdays to Saturday at 7:30 and Sundays at 3pm (no performance on Sunday, Oct. 1). $26. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com A TOUCH OF SOUL WITH JOSH TATOFI - Fri. Sep 22. Hawaiian Music Live calls him the Polynesian Luther Vandross. Honolulu-born Josh Tatofi comes from a musical lineage–his album, Pua Kiele, was named Island Music Album of the Year in the 2017 Na Hoku Hanohano awards, where he also won the coveted Male Vocalist of the Year award. Hear his soothing voice in the McCoy Studio Theater. $30.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE STEPPAS AND UNIFIED SOUL - Sat. Sep 23. HHH Entertainment presents The Steppas, Unified Soul, and HHH DJ’s! Hosted by Shane the Hawaiian Homeboy. $25 pre-sale ticket available at Headquarters Maui at the Maui Mall, Aloha Vapes or Mulligan’s. $30 day of and $50 VIP includes pupus and refreshments. (Cash only). 21+.

6pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ‘AHA ALOHA ‘OCEAN OF LOVE’ III - Sun. Sep 24.

Enjoy an evening of pule, blessings, live original spirit full music of Hawaii, original dance and hula, insights, reflections, contemplations, wisdom and manao from nearly three generations of special friends and family of Hawaii. Tickets are $35 for adults and $15 for keiki 12 and under, cash the day of program. Advance cash tickets of $25 available at Maui Kombucha and MacNet. 5pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Alohainaction.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14 CALL FOR ENTRIES: 95TH MAUI FAIR LIVESTOCK AND POULTRY EXHIBIT - Until - Wed. Sep 20. Entries for the Livestock and Poultry Exhibits are now being accepted for the 95th Maui Fair, which takes place Oct. 5-8. 8am. War Memorial Complex, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); Mauifair.com HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Sep 14. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled, and retired veterans. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org

VOLUNTEERS NEEDED FOR MUSEUM EDUCATION PROGRAM - Until - Thu. May 31. The Sugar Museum is looking for volunteer tour guides (docents) for its Education Program on Tuesdays and Thursdays, 9:30-11:30am. Free. 9:30am.

Sugar Museum, (3957 Hansen Rd., Pu‘unene); 808-871-8058; Sugarmuseum.com GROOVE TO MOOVE - Thu. Sep 14. Bring your walking shoes and get “moving” together toward a healthier community. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HULA LESSONS - Thu. Sep 14. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com AKAKU UPSTAIR SALON SERIES: FACEBOOK PROFILE PRIVACY AND TIPS FOR BEST USE - Thu. Sep 14. Learn some basic tips and personal strategies while using Facebook with Danielle Miller, Maui’s Marketing Coach.

Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org OPEN HOUSE FOR DISTRICT PARK PLANS - Thu. Sep 14. The open house is part of a Parks Department project to prepare a System Plan, which will define future recreation needs, an overall strategy, and specific capital improvements. 5pm.

Kenolio Recreation Complex, (131 S. Kihei Rd.).

KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Sep 14. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 15 MAUI KULEANA LANDS AND GENEALOGY WORKSHOP - Fri. Sep 15. The discussion will be lead by OHA’s Genealogist and Kuleana Tax Exempt Specialist, Luci Meyer. Attendees will learn how to research and build their ‘ohana genealogy record, and will also learn about kuleana land titles by accessing documents from the Hawaii State Archives, Bureau of Conveyances, and Survey Department of the Department of Land and Natural Resources. The workshop is in two sessions, the first is from 9:30-11am and the second is from 1:30-3pm.

9:30am. Office of Hawaiian Affairs, (33 Lono Ave., Kahului); 808-873-3364; OHA.org

PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Sep 15. Meet up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com KAMA‘AINA NIGHTS - Fri. Sep 15. Enjoy a locally grown Hawaiian concert series for the entire ohana, featuring popular Maui bands, store and restaurant specials, and prize giveaways. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com STARRY NIGHT CINEMA: ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’ - Fri. Sep 15. Bring a low-back beach chair and/or a blanket and spread out on the lawn for a special screening of the live-action version of Beauty and the Beast. Come early and enjoy pre-show entertainment with Brian and Meryl and an art activity for the kids prior to the film. Gates open at 5:30pm.

Free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 16 SOCIAL BALLROOM AND LATIN DANCE PARTY - Until- Sat. Sep 30. Enjoy Latin and Ballroom dancing, mini lessons, light pupus and drinks - byob Saturdays in September. Parking will be validated. $5. 7:30pm. Keoni’s Hot Lava Dancefit at The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); Mauidancevisions.com E-CYCLING - On Saturdays until September 30. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device, and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, VCR and DVD players, flat screen TVs, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TVs or microwave ovens. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle MAUI BREWING COMPANY HOSTS BEACH CLEAN-UP - Sat. Sep 16. Maui Brewing Company will be hosting a cleanup as part of the month-long “Get the Drift and Bag It” campaign, spearheaded by local nonprofit Malama Maui Nui. Cleanup bags, trash pickers, gloves, and instructions on entering the data of items collected will be provided. Those who participate will receive a bracelet to get $4 beers at either Maui location and 25 percent off food at the Kahana pub between 11am-3:30pm following the event. To volunteer, call or email pr@mauibrewingco.com. 7am.

Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com

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MALAMA KALEPOLEPO - Sat. Sep 16. The sanctuary is coordinating a cleanup of Kalepolepo Park, their Kihei Campus and the area surrounding the sand dunes next to the former Maui Lu Resort, as part of the month-long “Get the Drift and Bag It” campaign, spearheaded by local nonprofit Malama Maui Nui. Gloves, trash bags, and water coolers will be provided. Meet at the picnic tables next to visitor center. 7am. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808879-2818; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov HAWAII WILDLIFE FUND HOSTS COASTAL CLEAN-UP - Sat. Sep 16. Hawaii Wildlife Fund will be hosting a coastal clean-up as part of the month-long “Get the Drift and Bag It” campaign, spearheaded by local nonprofit Malama Maui Nui. Help protect native wildlife and make news friends. Bring your own refillable water bottle, reeffriendly sunscreen, sturdy shoes and sun protection. 8am. Kaehu Beach, (Kukona Pl., Waihee).

MOCMI HOST BEACH CLEAN-UP - Sat. Sep 16. Join the Maui Ocean Center Marine Institute staff and volunteers on Kealia Beach for the largest global cleanup event of the year. They will have a table set up on the beach near the entrance to the board walk to check-in. 8am. Kealia Pond National Wildlife Refuge, (Route 31, North Kihei Rd.).

WEST MAUI KUMUWAI HOSTS COASTAL CLEAN-UP - Sat. Sep 16. West Maui Kumuwai will be hosting a coastal clean-up as part of the monthlong “Get the Drift and Bag It” campaign, spearheaded by local nonprofit Malama Maui Nui. Cleanup bags, trash pickers, gloves, and instructions on entering the data of items collected will be provided.

8:30am. Mala Warf, (Lahaina); Malamamauinui.org SOUTH MAUI’S COASTAL CLEAN-UP - Sat. Sep 16. As part of the Ocean Conservancy Worldwide International Coastal Cleanup join Hawaiian Paddle Sports and Hawaii Mermaid Adventures in a South Maui clean-up. Please bring a reusable water bottle and sun protection. All cleanup supplies are provided and lunch will be provided to the first 50 volunteers. 8:30am. Po‘olenalena Beach Park (Chang’s Beach), (4700 Makena Alanui); .

MAUI HULIAU HOST COASTAL CLEAN-UP Sat. Sep 16. Maui Huliau Foundation will be hosting a coastal clean-up for International Coastal Cleanup Day. Gloves, trash bags, and other clean-up supplies will be provided. At the end of the cleanup there will be lunch and photos ops.

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tend a meeting to hear updates on the homeless services that are provided on Maui. A presentation regarding the homeless community in Kihei will be conducted by Ka Hale A Ke Ola Homeless Resource Centers and The Family Life Center. Free.

9am. MEDB’s Malcolm Center, (1305 N. Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); 808-875-2300; Medb.org

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Here’s an opportunity to experience this new creation. Please RSVP by phone or email info@MandalaEcoHomes.com. 8am. Mandala Eco Homes; 808-579-9099; Mandalaecohomes.com

gentleness and appreciation for humanness and capacity in developing compassion, and wisdom, in practice and in everyday practical life and situations. Free. 6pm. Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097; Librarieshawaii.org

GARDEN PARTY - Sat. Sep 16. A lot of help is needed in the Haiku Elementary School Garden, from painting signs, planting seeds, moving soil, building fences, pulling weeds and building compost structures. There will be amplified music to get you in the groove, Flatbread pizza and other tasty local treats. Here your chance to give back to the keiki and the aina and help the school garden grow.

9:30am. Haiku Elementary School, (105 Pauwela Rd., Haiku); 808-575-3000; Haikuschool.org

MALAMA LAND AND SEA ROADSIDE CLEANUP - Sun. Sep 17. Make a meaningful and positive impact on Hawaii’s marine life and help turn the tide against marine debris by preventing land-based litter from entering the delicate ocean ecosystem.

Volunteers will receive two complimentary Day Journey Passes and light refreshments. Volunteers are encouraged to bring a refillable water container.

7:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com

DISCOVERING THE CLASSICS WITH PAPA LOPAKA - Wed. Sep 20. Keiki (ages 6 and older) can join Papa Lopaka (Robert DeVinck) for a dramatic reading of the Classics Illustrated comic book The Spy by James Fenimore Cooper. A brief discussion and questions and answers session will follow. 3pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org

MAUI ELECTRIC ENERGY FAIR 2017 - Sat. Sep 16. Maui Electric Energy Fair 2017 is a celebration of all things energy, the event features live electrical safety and robotics demonstrations, hands-on energy displays and more. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALI’IOKEKAI - Sun. Sep 17. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MABUHAY FESTIVAL - Sat. Sep 16. Join the Maui Filipino Community Council for a day of food, games, prizes and fun. 10am. Binhi at Ani, Maui Filipino Community Center, (780 Onehee Ave., Kahului).

OUTDOOR YOGA IN NORTH KIHEI - Mon. Sep 18. Sandy Callender, Registered Yoga Teacher and Kripalu Certified, will show how using traditional yoga postures and breath work and practice brings you greater flexibility and strength and a deeper connection to your wholeness. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com

OCTOPUS KIDS YOGA PRESENTS: ‘A VERY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR’ - YOGA STYLE! - Sat. Sep 16. Keiki (ages 2 to 8 although all ages welcome) are invited to join this fun-filled class, featuring Eric Carle’s classic “A Very Hungry Caterpillar” set to yoga poses. Young keiki must be accompanied by a parent or caregiver; bring a mat if you have one.

10:30am. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Sep 16. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Sep 16. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device, and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, VCR and DVD players, flat screen TVs, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TVs or microwave ovens. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm.

E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle SHAMATHA MEDITATION CLASSES - Tue. Sep 19. Buddhist practitioner Khandro Sherab Drolma will give the basic instructions and transmission for the practice of Shamatha meditation and practice supports for the path. The class will be focusing on the beginning of opening with a certain

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LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Solo Jazz Guitarist Gary Larson 6-9pm; Sun, Gary Larson Duo 9am12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:307:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI RESORT - Thu, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Clifdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:3010pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

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DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Damian Awai 10:30am12:30pm; Fri, Evan Dove 10:30am-12:30pm; Sat, The Armadillo 10:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Alex Calma 10:30am-12:30pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 10:30am12:30pm; Tue, Jason Macapulay 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Brant Quick 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Sat, Go Get Um 10pm-12am; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI - Wed, Kawika LumHo 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Kawika LumHo 5:30-7:30pm; Thu, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 5:30-7:30pm; Mon, Deason Baybayan 5:307:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Kawika LumHo 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sat, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Tue, Nino Toscano and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Jasmine Rice 8-10pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:309pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:309:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com

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LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Josh Kahula and Dave Wood 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Summer Macedo and Shawn McLauglin 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Brian and Meryl 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Two Cats 6-9pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5:30-7:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:308:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Gabe and Austin 10am-1pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Fri, The Armadillo 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PI ARTISAN PIZZERIA - Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Mon, Scot Freeman 6-9pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Johnny Ringo 3-6pm; Sat, Howard Ahia 3-6pm; Sun, Codae 6-8pm; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; Pineapplegrillmaui.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 5-8pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 5-8pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Thu, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Fri, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com THE BEACH CLUB AT ASTON KA‘ANAPALI SHORES - Wed, Benny Uyetake 6-9pm; (3445 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-2211.

THE DIRTY MONKEY - Thu, Apocalypse 9pm2am; (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI OCEAN RESORT VILLAS - Thu, Live Music at Pailolo 6-9pm; Thu, Live Music at Pailolo 6-9pm; Fri, Live Music at Auntie’s Kitchen 4-7pm; Fri, Live Music at Auntie’s Kitchen 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music at Auntie’s Kitchen 4-7pm; Tue, Live Music at Pailolo 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music at Pailolo 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com WESTIN MAUI RESORT AND SPA - Thu-Wed, Braddah Keoki Ruiz at Relish Bar 6:30-9pm; (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2992; Westinmaui.com

CHEESEBURGER GRILLE AND TAP ROOM Thu, Mark Burnett 6-9pm; Fri, Ben DeLeon 5:308:30pm; Sat, Mondo Kane 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Ben DeLeon 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990; Cheeseburgernation.com

SHEARWATER TAVERN - Thu, Nestor Ugale 5-7pm; Fri, Damien Awai 5-7pm; Fri, Joe Chee Jr. 10-10pm; Sat, Joe Chee Jr. 5-7pm; Sat, Marc Dumalata 10pm-12am; Sun, Vitamin D 5-7pm; Mon, Mondo Kane 5-7pm; Tue, Mondo Kane 5-7pm; Wed, Kanoa 5-7pm; (1279 S Kihei Rd.); 808-793-2324; Shearwatermaui.com

DIAMONDS ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6-8pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com

GANNON’S WAILEA - Thu-Sat, Wailea Live Music 5-7pm; (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com

THE RESTAURANT AT HOTEL WAILEA - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Hotelwailea.com/rhw

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THE SHOPS AT WAILEA - Wed, Kuana Torres Kahele 5:30-7:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com WAILEA KITCHEN AND TAP - Fri, Hamilton and Sebastian 5:30-8:30pm; (131 Wailea Ike Pl., Wailea); 808-268-6884; Waileakitchentap.com WHAT ALES YOU - Thu, Jason Arcilla 7-9pm; Fri, Marc Dumalanta 7-9pm; Sat, Erica Ambrin 7-9pm; Sun, Natalie Nicole 7-9pm; Wed, Jon Bowser 7-9pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6581; WhatAlesYouMaui.com

CENTRAL MAUI BEACH BUMS - Fri, Mike Finkiewicz and Tom Cherry 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286; Beachbumshawaii.com KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Thu-Wed, Local Live Music 5-8pm; (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; Kahuluialehouse.com SEASCAPE MA‘ALAEA RESTAURANT - Sat, Live Music 5-7:30pm; Sun, Live Music 5-7:30pm; (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.,); 808-270-7068; Mauioceancenter.com/dine

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE MAMBO MAUI - Tue, Brant Quick 4-8pm; (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm; (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323; Cdamaui.com CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON - Thu, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Tom Conway 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Ryan Robinson 6:30-8:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5798085; Charleysmaui.com FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm; (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Take your own advice, damn it! You’re so intelligent and chock-full of wise counsel for your friends, but when it comes to yourself, you sometimes make astonishingly poor choices. I think the problem is you’re reluctant or unable to take the necessary step back from your own situation and view it with the dispassionate eye and perspective that’s necessary to see the big picture. Personally, I think you can separate yourself from the situation sufficiently to give yourself excellent advice, but if you really think you can’t–ask someone to do it for you. Choose the smartest person you know regarding this type of situation and ask them what you should do. Then, by all means, regardless of your mixed emotions, do what they advise.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

When a plant thinks it might die, it bursts into bloom.

It uses up most or all of its remaining energy to produce flowers, which will in turn produce seeds. I understand that this is a side effect of what it’s actually trying to accomplish–the survival of its species–but I love that the floral response to stress creates beauty.

Can you do the same? Try it. The more stressed out you get, the harder you should try to generate some original beauty to share with the world. I reckon that will make you feel a whole lot better; even if it doesn’t, it sure will make life nicer for the rest of us.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

I wish I could tie you up and spank you–and not to be kinky! I’m pissed because you know that one of the choices you’re making is really wrong for you.

It’s not even that pleasurable, and yet you’re making it nevertheless! Is it a desire for self-destruction?

What’s it going to take to make you quit abusing yourself with your own actions? The world is harsh enough without you adding to your own burdens.

Can you stop yourself, please? And if you can’t, will you please find someone who will?

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

For someone who’s so indecisive, you sure can be impatient. I’ve known Libras who suddenly decide they want a long-term lover and get frustrated when one doesn’t magically appear. Of course, part of the problem when you’re impatient is you’re not actually doing that much differently than you did before, so the openings through which change could come are few and far between. You want something new in your life, you’ve got to throw open a few big barn doors, put down some bait and see what comes waltzing in. Mostly you’re going to get the neighborhood riff-raff and want to shoo it away with a broom, but if you’re alert and open to possibilities you might just get what you’re wishing for–much sooner than you would, otherwise.

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It’s just in line with your endlessly complex and selfcontradicting nature that you are usually the most beloved among your friends, and also the one who causes the most aggravation, confusion, or frustration.

We can’t help but like you; you’re so sweet and cuddly. But that’s not a blank check to just ride on your cuteness. You frustrate us because you’re the most talented person we know, and you’re doing the least with your talents. Exercise your brilliance or it’ll get soft and flabby. This week, if you can’t summon the motivation to do it for your own benefit, do it for us.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

I don’t know if it’s true, but many of my massage therapist friends talk about how people “store” emotions in different parts of their body, creating isolated tension or even long-term problems. I reckon it’s an idea worth exploring, especially because you Bulls are notorious for holding certain emotions back and not expressing them. Where did they go? This week, turn hunter.

Track down your lost and repressed feelings wherever they might be hiding–not to shoot down and kill them, but to capture and release them somewhere they’re free to roam without hurting anyone (especially you).

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Tastes change. Yours certainly do. Remember that song you were so gung ho about three years ago?

You’re cringing in embarrassment about that now.

That bore you dated for so long is someone your friends are forbidden to even mention these days. Of course, some bands and people are in your life for the long haul. It’s just hard to tell in the moment how you’ll feel about them in years to come. Luckily, this week you should have an easier time telling whether whoever or whatever you’re currently enthusiastic about is a short-term fad, or an instant classic.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You’ve probably noticed already that sometimes things (both good and bad) happen in threes. You’re especially prone to notice triplets of this kind this week. A smart Gemini might be able to find some way to take advantage of this–by cashing in on the opportunities, or avoiding the negative stuff. You can’t be sure that something you experience will be echoed twice more, or what forms those echoes will take, but why not take a stab at putting yourself in (or out, as the case may be) their path? If you’re lucky, it might be the best thing you do this year.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Just because you’ve walked quite a long ways down a certain path doesn’t mean you can’t switch routes.

Sure, you should be naturally reluctant to leave all that behind, but you shouldn’t let your reluctance keep you from ultimately doing it. As far as we know, this is your one shot, your one life, your one chance to be happy. One of your strengths is what I call stick-toit-iveness, but that can also be a weakness, if you’re sticking to something (or someone) that makes you unhappy. Go ahead and think long and hard about your options before you give up something you’ve invested time and energy in. But there may come a time when it’s time to jump ship or go down with it. Hopefully you have the guts to do what you’ve got to do.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

The reason you’re likely to obsess over ridiculous emotional bullshit is because you have too much free time inside your head. If you were busy solving the world’s problems, you wouldn’t have the opportunity to make yourself (and some of the people around you) nuts.

Your brilliance can and should be put to good use, not this endless mental masturbation about things you can’t figure out or resolve. Ignore your own problems this week, as much as possible. Turn your attention to other people’s, and solving them. They’ll be grateful and feel better, and–weirdly enough–so will you.

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“Solid as a rock,” is an almost meaningless phrase; according to modern physics, even stone is composed of mostly empty space. Most of what we perceive is actually a clever illusion, it turns out, one that our minds interpret in a certain way just so we can make some kind of sense of the world and operate within it.

You know this, but sometimes you can let your beliefs in your own self-generated illusions really drag you down and keep you from doing what you really want to do. Come on, Scorpio. You have a talent for cutting through other people’s bullshit, right down to the bone.

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You meet them and for whatever reason, your brain files them in a category where they don’t belong–and one you don’t invest much time in. This week you may have a chance to discover that what looked like a bit of bogus “LOTTERY WINNER” spam, in human form, is actually the real thing. Take a chance and open it up.

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