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Last week, William Bradford–the Director of the Department of Energy’s Office of Indian Energy in the Trump Administration–resigned after myriad news reports chronicled his racist and misogynistic statements. On Sept. 1, which Hawaii official sent out a news release celebrating Bradford’s resignation?

A. U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono B. U.S. Senator Brian Schatz C. U.S. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard D. Gov. David Ige E. Attorney General Doug Chin

2. On Aug. 31, U.S. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard met with Maui residents who were part of

the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which allows young undocumented immigrants to stay in the U.S. and work, and which President Donald Trump said this week that he’s terminating. According to a Vox story published the same day as Gabbard’s visit, how many young undocumented immigrants has DACA protected and allowed to work in the U.S. since 2012?

A. 400,000 B. 500,000 C. 600,000 D. 700,000 E. 800,000

3. The Hawaii House of Representatives announced new legislative committee assignments on Aug. 29. Which of the following Maui representatives did not get named as either a committee chair or vice-chair?

A. Lynn DeCoite B. Justin Woodson C. Kaniela Ing D. Kyle Yamashita E. Angus McKelvey

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statewide in 2016, marking a 20.7% increase compared to the prior year,” stated the Aug. 31 news release. “Males comprised 91% of the alleged murder offenders and 66% of the victims in 2016. Roughly two-thirds (68.6%) of the murder victims knew the offenders, and firearms were used in about half (51.4%) of the murders.”

The report also states that while no police officers were killed in the line of duty in 2016, “373 officers were assaulted, yielding a rate of 12.5 assaults per 100 officers.”

The method of assault in the vast majority (91.7%) of those cases was “strongarm” physical force, according to the report.

In Maui County, incidences of murder and two other crimes also increased in 2016. “The number of reported crimes increased for three Index Crime categories: murder, 25.0%; motor vehicle theft, 23.2%; and arson, 38.9%,” states the report. “No human trafficking offenses were reported for either year.”

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The Straw Wars have come to Maui. In a major move for marine conservation, the Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa has announced that they will no longer offer single-use plastic straws to guests.

Instead, resort staff will offer paper straws (like those shown above) by request.

“Pu‘u Keka‘a (Black Rock), fronting the resort, is one of the top destinations on Maui to see tropical marine life in their natural habitat, including the beloved honu,” said Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa’s General Manager Tetsuji Yamazaki in an Aug. 29 press release. “Implementing usage of paper straws over single-use plastics is one of the many initiatives we have at a property level centered on corporate social responsibility, protecting the ‘aina, or land, and honoring our resort’s special location in Ka‘anapali.”

Plastics cause a host of problems for the environment. They harm wildlife as well as humans, contaminate groundwater and never degrades.

“Wildlife become entangled in plastic, they eat it or mistake it for food and feed it to their young, and it is found littered in even extremely remote areas of the Earth,” states materials provided by the Plastic Pollution Coalition. “In our oceans alone, plastic debris outweighs zooplankton by a ratio of 36-to-1.”

Though restaurants and hotels have increasingly been ditching plastic straws–The Washington Post reported back in June that about 1,800 restaurants and organizations have so far stopped handing out the straws– Sheraton Maui is apparently the first resort in Hawaii to make such a sweeping change.

“This initiative has been spearheaded solely by Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa and is not a Sheraton brand focused initiative,” said Sheraton Maui Resort spokesperson Katelyn Mayer in an Aug. 30 email. “Our resort believes that this is an important stride and we are proud to be the first resort in Hawaii to completely eliminate single-use plastic straws.”

While Mayer couldn’t say how many plastic straws the resort used in a year, she did say that environmental organizations have well documented the considerable damage single-use plastic straws do to the marine environment.

“Surfrider Foundation asserts that approximately 500 million plastic drinking straws are used and discarded every day in the United States alone,” Mayer said in her Aug. 30 email. “We believe that eliminating single-use plastic straws and offering a marine-friendly paper straw, primarily by request only, will help yield big results in reducing the number of straws used and protecting the environment here at Pu‘u Keka‘a.”

Crime in Hawaii report is largely filled with good news, both for the state as a whole and Maui County itself.

“The report shows that in Calendar Year 2016, a total of 45,805 Index Crimes were reported in the State of Hawaii, yielding a rate of 3,206 offenses per 100,000 resident population, the lowest on record since statewide data collection began in 1975,” states an Aug. 31 news release from the AG’s office. “Hawaii’s Index Crime rate in 2016 was 6.2% below the rate reported in 2015, and 27.1% below the rate reported a decade earlier (2007).”

Here’s what the new 2016 report states about Maui County: “From 2015 to 2016, the total number of Index Crimes reported in Maui County decreased 5.7%, violent crimes decreased 19.2%, and property crimes decreased 4.4%. The number of reported crimes decreased in 2016 for five Index Crime categories: rape, 18.1%; robbery, 39.8%; aggravated assault, 13.3%; burglary, 2.9%; and larceny-theft, 8.4%.”

Indeed, the report says 2016 was a record-

2016 CRIME IN HAWAII REPORT HAS MOSTLY GOOD NEWS Last week, President Donald Trump trashed an old Obama Administration rule that prevented the U.S. military from giving surplus weapons and equipment to local law enforcement agencies. His stated reason was based on rising crime rates or a “war on cops” or some other such nonsense. In fact, crime rates have been falling for years all over the U.S. In fact, the Hawaii Attorney General’s office released new statistics yesterday that show most crime rates plummeted in Hawaii in 2016. Taken as a whole, the 2016

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breaking year across the state. Maui County itself posted record lows in the following stats: total Index Crime rate, property crime rate, burglary rate and larceny-theft rate.

This is indeed good news. But not all crimes decreased, either in the state or county last year. Murders, for instance, went up across Hawaii.

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Before we start hyperventilating about an escalating murder rate in Maui County, let’s look at the raw numbers. According to the report, there were just five reported murder arrests in Maui County in 2016 (2015 had four). As for the other crimes, there were 717 motor vehicle theft arrests in 2016, compared to 582 in 2015. And 150 arson arrests in 2016, compared to 108 in 2015.

On the whole, it’s hard to reconcile any of these statistics with the violent, crimeridden dystopian images Trump uses to justify his authoritarianism.

“The record low crime statistics in 2016 highlight the outstanding work of law enforcement throughout the State and in all four counties,” AG Doug Chin said in an Aug. 31 news release. “These numbers also help refute the false narrative from President Trump’s administration that crime in our country is at an all-time high.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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You can now make donations to Na Hale O Maui affordable housing community land trust through the Foodland Community Matching Grants Program. According to NHOM executive director Cassandra Abdul, individual donations of up to $249 may be made at Foodland and Sack N Save stores between Sept. 1-30 by using the NHOM program number 78899.

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MAUI HEALTH SYSTEM HIRES NEW LONG TERM CARE SENIOR DIRECTOR Kimberly Fuson is the new Senior Director of Long Term Care and Critical Access at Kula Hospital and Lanai Community Hospital.

Fuson brings to the position more than 20 years of healthcare experience, specifically working with senior housing and human service organizations. She most recently worked as Vice President of Operations at Seacrest Village Retirement Communities in Encinitas, California, where she guided the leadership teams of three separate facilities. Prior to that, she was COO at Cedar Sinai Park, a senior and special needs housing and healthcare organization in Portland, Oregon.

“I am humbled to have been selected for this important community role with Maui Health System and look forward to collaborating with all our community partners to make Maui Health System no ka oi,” Fuson said.

Fuson earned her bachelor of science degree in sociology from the University of Oregon and pursued graduate studies in social work at Portland State University. She is a licensed nursing home administrator in both Oregon and Hawaii.

Maui Health System, community hospitals and associated clinics are the county’s new Kaiser Permanente affiliates. MHS facilities include Maui Memorial Medical Center, Kula Hospital and Lanai Community Hospital. The facilities under Maui Health System are open to all patients regardless of health insurance coverage.

-Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com

$27.3 million has been raised for Hawaii’s charities, according to Abdul.

Any individual wanting to donate to a favorite non-profit through Give Aloha must have a Maika`i Card, which can be obtained at no cost at check out.

The mission of Na Hale O Maui, which was founded in 2006, is to secure and preserve a permanent supply of affordable housing alternatives for low and moderate- income households in Maui County. NHOM homes never go to market price and are affordable in perpetuity; for example, a three-bedroom, two-bath, 1,080 sq. ft. home was recently appraised at $495,00 and the NHOM price was $260,000. The organization currently has 34 families in affordable homes and is building more homes in Lahaina.

-Suzanne Kayian

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constituents. Which explains the two news releases I got last week.

On Aug. 31, Schatz said “the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) will award $500,000 to the Pacific Islands Ocean Observing System (PACIOOS) at the University of Hawaii at Manoa (UH) to improve forecasting of storm surges and high tide events in West Maui.”

The next day, Schatz sent out another news release saying that “the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) will award $1,000,000 in federal funding to Maui Family Support Services (MFSS) to support the Quality Care for Hawaiian Keiki Project, which provides child care subsidies to Native Hawaiian families.”

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Appropriations Committee? I mean, sure, the President can starve the Affordable Care Act of money, order the Department of Defense to give armored trucks and grenade launchers to small town police departments, order the termination of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which has helped nearly a million young undocumented immigrants find work in the U.S., and maybe launch 1,000 nuclear warheads and blow up the world. But those are all the negative actions of a strutting, soulless despot. For real positive power in Washington–the power to build and create and spend taxpayer dollars–the Senate Appropriations Committee members have it locked up.

For the last three years of his life, former U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye, D–Hawaii, chaired the Senate Appropriations Committee. And today, his successor U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii, is a member of the committee. By being on the panel that literally decides how tax dollars get spent, Schatz has enormous power to help his

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The Maui Cookie Lady is the first Maui company to sell its product at Saks Fifth Avenue in Honolulu. After year-long discussions and many layers of meetings, company owner Mitzi Toro has landed a floor spot at the luxury retailer with an exclusive product line, the Honu Sea Turtle Collection.

“We are beyond honored and excited for our first entry into the Honolulu retail market featuring our delicious made-on-Maui cookies that showcase Maui-made ingredients,” Toro said.

It’s not an easy feat for a small business, especially an artisan crafter, to scale up to a big order and adapt to the technical distribution processes and product-labeling procedures required by large retailers.

“For small businesses, the economies of scale from such a large customer go beyond product development,” said Wayne Wong, of the Small Business Development Center, Maui Office.

Toro began baking her unique monstersize cookies in 2012 as a fundraiser to thank the nurses at Maui Memorial Hospital for taking such phenomenal care of her terminally-ill father. She was encouraged to transform her cookie fundraiser into a business, first offering cookies for sale at town parties, then moving into retail outlets including the gift shop at the Maui Ocean Center Aquarium.

-Suzanne Kayian

Foodland’s Annual Community Matching Gifts Program, dubbed Give Aloha, was created in 1999 to honor Foodland’s founder, Maurice J. “Sully” Sullivan, and continue his legacy of giving back to the community.

Each year, customers at Foodland and Sack N Save stores statewide are encouraged to make a donation at checkout to their favorite Hawaii nonprofit organization.

This year, Foodland and the Western Union Foundation will match each donation with more than $300,000 for all organizations combined. Since the program began in 1999, a grand total of more than

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A California man with European heritage “strong and pure” placed an ad on Craigslist in advance of the solar eclipse on Aug. 21, seeking a “worthy female” to have sex with him in Oregon and “conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.” “Everything will be aligned in the local universe. Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets,” the ad posited. He had only one specific caveat: “You must like cats.” The ad has since been deleted.

The Ford Motor Co. has hired smelltesters for its research labs in China, where consumers don’t like the “new-car” smell that many Americans seek out. Ford calls the testers its “golden noses,” who sniff materials such as upholstery, steering wheels and carpet. Testers are subjected to a stringent selection process and must not smoke or drink alcohol. “In North America,” said Andy Pan, supervisor for material engineering at a Ford facility in China, “people want a new-car smell and will even buy a ‘new-car’ spray to make older cars feel new and fresh. In China, it’s the opposite.”

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On June 25, Doug Bergeson of Peshtigo, Wisconsin, was framing the fireplace of a home he was building when his nail gun slipped from his grasp and shot a three and a half-inch nail into his heart. Bergeson said it stung, but when he saw the nail “moving with my heart,” he realized he wasn’t going to get any more work done. So he washed up and drove himself to the hospital 12 miles away, where he alerted a security guard that he had a nail in his heart and said, “It’d be great if you can find somebody to help me out here.” Bergeson underwent surgery to remove the nail, which his doctors said barely missed a main artery in his heart.

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In Saint-Bernard-de-Lacolle, Quebec, near Plattsburgh, New York, the Canadian military is building a refugee camp to house asylum-seekers coming from the United States, where recent migrants fear the current administration’s immigration crackdown. Montreal has already turned its Olympic Stadium into a shelter for refugees. The new camp would house 500 people in heated tents while they wait for refugee applications to be processed. More than 3,300 people crossed into Quebec from the U.S. between January and June 2017.

Edward Kendrick McCarty, 38, of North Huntingdon, Pennsylvania, came away with more than good tips after deejaying a wedding reception. The morning after the wedding, bride Ashley Karasek of Turkeytown noticed that her box of wedding cards was mostly empty. McCarty had been in charge of the box during the reception, and Karasek noticed people handing him cards to put in it throughout the evening. But when she and her new husband looked in the box, only 12 cards remained. McCarty confessed to taking the cards “because of financial struggles” and said he got about $600.

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United States Border Patrol agent Robert Rocheleau and Alburgh, Vermont, resident Mark Johnson, 53, exchanged tense words on Aug. 3 when Johnson climbed down from his tractor and demanded to know why Rocheleau wasn’t doing more to apprehend illegal immigrants. Johnson said people working in the U.S. illegally were damaging his livelihood. (Alburgh is just south of the border with Canada.)

After the exchange, Johnson got back in his tractor and, as Rocheleau reported, “While passing by my vehicle Mr. Johnson... engaged the PTO shaft to his trailer and covered my vehicle in cow manure.”

Mr. Johnson pleaded not guilty in Vermont Superior Court in North Hero, saying he didn’t know the car was nearby when he turned on his manure spreader.

Swiss grocery chain Coop announced on Aug. 17 that it will start selling burger patties made from mealworms as an alternative to beef. Essento’s Insect Burgers and meatball-like Insect Balls also contain rice, carrots and spices. “Insects are the perfect complement to a modern diet,” said Christian Bartsch, co-founder of Essento.

“They have a high culinary potential, their production saves resources and their nutritional profile is high-quality.”

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his year’s Maui Jazz & Blues Festival promises an array of exciting events all around Maui from Thursday, Sept. 7 to Saturday, Sept. 9. Kenneth K. Martinez Burgmaier, the owner of HawaiiOnTV.com Networks and Jazz Alley TV, founded Maui Jazz & Blues Festival seven years ago. To say he’s passionate about the upcoming festival is an understatement.

“I’m extremely excited that we have such amazing Grammy and Jazz & Blues Hall of Fame Inductee artists that have never performed on Maui, or in Hawaii for that matter!” he said. “Grammy winner and Zydeco Cajun accordion master Jo-el Sonnier will be here from Louisiana for his Hawaii premiere, and he is sure to get everyone dancing! Jazz Hall of Fame Inductee and saxophonist master Bobby Watson will also have his first appearance on Maui. Blues Hall of Fame Inductee and Blues Music Award winner Jimmy D.

Lane will surely be smokin’ on the guitar for his first time playing solo on Maui, and we’ll also have one of the greatest living guitarist on the planet here for his Hawaii debut: Fareed Haque, declared as the ‘Best World Music Guitarist’ by Guitar Player Magazine.”

When I asked Burgmaier how he plans the festival, and how he’s able to meet and invite so many fantastic artists to Maui, he credited a lot of it to the success and experiences he’s had while running Jazz Alley TV. “Many are friendships that I have development over the last years through our acclaimed Jazz Alley TV series,” he said. “I’ve traveled to over 40 countries filming jazz, blues, reggae and world music festivals, events with recording companies, music awards and more.”

This year, he celebrated 25 years on broadcast TV. In fact, Burgmaier says that his Jazz Alley TV is the longest running jazz, blues and world music TV series

across the globe, and is syndicated in 80 countries.

They’ve been awarded as the “Best Music TV Series” twice by the Billboard Music Awards, along with winning Emmy, Pele and Telly awards.

“I’ve had so many artists tell me that they have never had an opportunity to play with other musicians at other festivals,” he said. “Over the years, at our past Maui Jazz & Blues Festivals, these artists have been able to develop new friendships as well. It definitely makes my heart feel good to bring these amazing artists to Hawaii and to share them with our community. I must admit that it’s sometimes overwhelming with all the logistics in producing the festival with so many obstacles, but somehow we always make it all come together. The musicians have such a lovely time here on Maui and once they experience our festivals, they always want to come back to paradise.”

MAUI JAZZFEST VISITING MUSICIANS on occasion), he led a nine-piece group known as the High Court of Swing, a group that paid tribute to Johnny Hodges. In addition, he was also part of the Grammy nominated 16-piece ensemble called the Tailor Made Big Band. He recorded more than 100 original compositions for the soundtrack for the film A Bronx Tale, Robert DeNiro’s directorial debut in 1993. Presently, Watson is not only a musician, but also a highly respected music educator as the University of Missouri-Kansas City’s Director of Jazz Studies.

Bobby Watson Originally from Lawrence, Kansas, Bobby Watson received his formal music training from the University of Miami. After graduating, Watson earned is bandstand “doctorate” as the Musical Director of Art Blakey’s Jazz Messengers (1977-1981). After dozens of recordings with the Jazz Messengers, he became an even more sought after musician playing with folks like Max Roach and Louis Hayes, George Coleman (saxophonist) and a variety of vocalists like Joe Williams, Dianne Reeves, Lou Rawls, Betty Carter and Carmen Lundy.

Later, Watson became a founding member of Horizon (who still tours

Instrument: Jazz Saxaphone Albums: 50+ Accolades: 2 Grammy nominations Most influential musicians: His father, Robert Watson, Sr. (a pilot who played saxophone in church), Charlie Parker, John Coltrane, Wayne Shorter Who he’d love to play music with: Miles Davis, Cedar Walton, Duke Ellington What he’s looking forward to on Maui: Exploring beaches, sightseeing, visiting restaurants and meeting all the musicians playing in the festival

Jimmy D. Lane Born and raised in Chicago, Jimmy D. Lane was surrounded by music from a young age. His father, Jimmy Rogers, was in the Muddy Waters band, so he was constantly exposed to incredible Chicago bluesmen like Howlin’ Wolf, Willie Mabon, Little Walter and Albert King, just to name a few. He began to play his father’s guitar at eight (which, he wasn’t supposed to), and recalls breaking strings and just putting it back in the case like his father wouldn’t notice. Later, Lane received a Gibson acoustic guitar as a gift from John Wayne. Although Lane played that guitar, it later got smashed and he didn’t play for awhile.

In 1983, Lane heard Jimi Hendrix’s version of “Hey, Joe” on the radio, and his passion to become a musician began to flourish. He purchased a used Harmony guitar from a pawnshop with his last $59, and

spent every available waking moment of the next four years playing and practicing the blues. In 1987, he became the lead guitarist of the Jimmy Rogers Band, then formed his own bands–Jimmy D. Lane and the Hurricanes, then Blue Train Running.

He toured extensively, then made his solo record debut in 1995. Since then, Lane’s played and recorded with a variety of artists like father, B.B. King, Van Morrison, “Pinetop Perkins,” Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Taj Mahal, Eric Clapton, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page and Snooky Pryor.

Instrument: Electric Blues Guitar Albums: Sir Real, Long Gone, Legacy, It’s Time Accolades: Inducted into the Chicago Blues Hall of Fame in 2013 Most influential musicians: Jimmy Rogers of Muddy Waters (his father), Jimi Hendrix, B.B. King, the Vaughan Brothers Who he’d love to play music with: His father, Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughan, James Dewar of the Robin Trower Band What he’s looking forward to doing on Maui: Going to a luau with his wife Continued on page 13

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In the early 1980s, Haque recorded two albums for Pangea, a record label founded by Sting. He also began to tour with Sting, and this is when he received his big break in the music business. In addition to the many albums and bands that Haque has been featured on and involved with, he also teaches jazz and classical guitar lessons.

Fareed Haque Fareed Haque was born and raised in Chicago. His father was from Pakistan and his mother was from Chile. As a child, Fareed traveled all around the world with his parents, being exposed to many cultures and international music genres. Later, he was given a guitar scholarship to North Texas State University, but after a year he transferred to Northwestern University to study classical guitar.

While in college, he became a member of Howard Levy’s Jazz Fusion Group where he was introduced to his lifelong friend and

Instrument: Jazz Guitar Albums: 20+ Accolades: Independent Music Award, “Best World Guitarist” by Guitar Player Magazine Most influential musicians: John McLaughlin, Pat Martino, Grant Green, John Williams, Paco de Lucia Who he’d love to play music with: Duke Ellington, Thelonious Monk, Bill Evans What he’s looking forward to doing on Maui: Seeing lush forests and wildlife, soaking up the sun and visiting restaurants

musicians around the world. Known as the undisputed “King of Cajun” for over 25 years, he’s played alongside artists like Hank Williams Jr., Johnny Cash, Alan Jackson, Robert Cray, Neil Diamond, Elvis Costello and Dolly Parton.

Instrument: Cajun and Country Accordion Albums: 28+

Jo-El Sonnier Jo-El Sonnier was born and raised in Rayne, Louisiana. His first language was French-Cajun and he began to play the accordion at three.

By six, Sonnier had already started performing on the radio, and he cut his first recording at 11. He plays music in both the country and Cajun music genres. In the 1970s, Sonnier was signed to Mercury Nashville Records, and throughout his career has been signed to Rounder Records, RCA Records, Capitol Records, Green Hill, Takau Records and more. As an accordion prodigy, Jo-El has played with and recorded with a variety of

Javon Jackson Born in Missouri and raised in Denver, Javon Jackson was raised in a musical family. His mother played the piano and his father played the trumpet, and it was when he was young that he began to play the saxophone. As a teenager, Jackson transitioned into a Tenor Saxophonist, taught by Billy Wallace. Like Bobby Watson, Jackson’s professional music career began while playing with Art Blakey’s Jazz Messengers (1987-1990). Before launching his solo career, Javon played with the Harper Brothers, Benny Green, Freddie Hubbard, Elvin Jones and more.

Although his background is jazz, Jackson’s solo career has also been fused with soul, funk and bop genres.

He’s recorded under labels like Criss Cross, Blue Note, Palmetto, Smoke Sessions and his own label, Solid Jackson. Jackson makes frequent appearances at live music

Accolades: aka “King of Cajun,” Inducted to the Louisiana Music Hall of Fame, Grammy Award Most influential musicians: Iry LeJeune, George Jones, Hank Williams Sr., Buck Owens, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard Who he’d love to play music with: Elvis Presley, Ray Charles, Michael Jackson, Hank Williams Sr., Paul Simon, Paul McCartney, Kid Rock, Van Morrison, Elton John, Jimmy Buffett What he’s looking forward to doing on Maui: Meeting Hawaiian people, visiting beaches, Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon for breakfast and dining at Fleetwood’s on Front Street

events, nightclubs and music festivals throughout the world. He’s also the Director of the Jackie McLean Institute at the University of Hartford in Connecticut.

Instrument: Saxophone Albums: 14+ Accolades: Benny Golson Award from Howard University in Washington, D.C. Most influential musicians: Charlie Parker, Sonny Rollins, John Coltrane Who he’d love to play music with: Stevie Wonder, Aretha Franklin, Bob Dylan What he’s looking forward to doing on Maui: Meeting the people of Maui and learning the stories of Hawaii’s rich history

2017 MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS Although there are a variety of events to choose from and attend, Friday’s Main Concert at the Four Seasons Resort’s oceanfront lawn most definitely should not be missed. The evening will feature all of the festival artists, both local and visiting. It will be a rare chance for the community to enjoy an eclectic mix of jazz and blues genres with combined skills and talents, surprise jam sessions and more. With the unrivaled environment that the Four Seasons Resort always provides, mixed with incredible sunset views, and a five-station gourmet JazzFest cuisine created by Chef Craig Dryhurst’s culinary team, this will certainly be a night to remember.

Thursday, Sept. 7: 5-7pm: Jazz & Blues Kickoff Party w/Benny Uyetake, Rock Hendricks and a few surprise artists. Free. Duke’s

Beach House (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka`anapali) 6-9pm: Jazz & Blues Sunset Party w/Jazz Alley TV Trio (Paul Marchetti, Mark Johnstone, Dave Graber) and a few surprise artists. Free. Hula Grill (2435 Ka`anapali Pkwy.)

Friday, Sept. 8: 6-10pm (gates open at 5:30pm): Main Concert with all local and visiting JazzFest artists. Cost: $150 per person/ Premium VIP Front Row Table of 10 for $2k. Ticket includes a 5 station gourmet JazzFest meal prepared by the Four Seasons Resort’s culinary team. Four Seasons Resort Maui, Oceanfront Lawn (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.) Saturday, Sept. 9: 2-4pm: Upcountry Event with John Zandgrando

and Gene Argel. Free. Enchanted Floral Gardens of Kula (2505 Kula Hwy.) 6-9pm: Hana Hou JazzFest Celebration with Jazz Alley TV Trio (Paul Marchetti, Mark Johnstone, Dave Graber) and all visiting JazzFest artists. Free. DUO Restaurant at Four Seasons Resort Maui (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.) 6-9pm: Hana Hou JazzFest Celebration with Benny Uyetake and Rock Hendricks. Free. Ferraro’s e Ristorante at Four Seasons Resort Maui (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.) 7-11pm: Hana Hou JazzFest Celebration with John Zandgrando and Gene Argel. Free. Hotel Lobby Lounge at Four Seasons Resort Maui (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.)

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THE DIRTY MONKEY HOLDS ITS FIRST EVER GIRLS GAMEDAY COCKTAIL THROWDOWN

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ith football season now upon us, The Dirty Monkey in Lahaina decided to have some fun. On the night of Monday, Sept. 4, the bar hosted seven female bartenders from around Maui for its first ever Girls Gameday Cocktail Throwdown.

The rules were relatively simple: Each bartender had six minutes to prepare two cocktails–one using Milagros Blanco tequila and one using Hendrick’s gin. The Dirty Monkey provided an array of citrus fruits, juices, olives and Luxardo maraschino cherries, but bartenders were also allowed to bring in their own syrups, bitters, etc.

The goal was to craft cocktails that people would want to drink regardless of the time of day–Sunday morning, Monday night, whatever. The winning cocktail–judged on taste, presentation and execution–then becomes the featured drink at The Dirty Monkey whenever football’s on, all season.

These are the bartenders who found the courage to take part in the throwdown: Maya Alexander of Down The Hatch, Dolly Espino of Lava Rock Cafe, Mari Howe of The Mill House, Denise “Big Island Barbie” Nakanishi of Steel Horse Saloon, Kara Powers of Three’s, Jenn Richardson of Milagros and Kendra Visscher of Pita Paradise.

The bartenders were broken up into rounds, four in the first, three in the second. They stood at four stations, set up on

four cocktail tables on the dance floor, and made their cocktails for the judges. After the first round was over, the group of four moved into The Dirty Monkey’s back bar, where they set up again on similar stations and mixed their cocktails for customers who had paid $20 for the privilege of sampling all the night’s drinks. As they did that, the remaining three bartenders mixed their drinks for the judges.

The winner–undisputed, apparently, which meant there was no need for any sudden death overtime–was Howe, a King Kekaulike High graduate and bartender at The Mill House. Her drinks, both of which scored higher than any other drinks in the throwdown, exemplified the term “craft cocktail.” Her prize package included a football emblazoned with The Dirty Monkey logo and a $300 gift certificate to the Andaz (Young’s Market, Hendrick’s and Milagros tequila sponsored the event).

Howe called her first drink “The Gridiron” (football metaphors were plentiful during the throwdown). “It’s light and refreshing,” Howe told me after she’d won. “You can drink it day and night.” The drink contained Hendrick’s gin, fresh cucumbers, basil, Agua de Bolivia (an herbal liqueur) and fresh lime juice.

Her second drink, “The Red Zone,” featured Milagros tequila, Ancho Reyes (a chili liqueur), her own hibiscus honey syrup (made with Haiku honey and dried

hibiscus leaves that she made into a tea), fresh lemon juice, orange bitters and a spiced sweet chili salt she made from a variety of ingredients, including Allspice, sugar and cloves. The last drink she garnished with an orange peel she cut into the shape of a football.

Ultimately, The Dirty Monkey’s Skye Dante told me the day after the throwdown, management chose Howe’s “The Red Zone” cocktail as their featured drink (see the drink recipe at the end of this story).

The throwdown had four judges: Chef Isaac Bancaco of the Andaz Resort, Ashley Leal of Fleetwood’s on Front St., Keli‘i Heen of Young’s Market and Angie Thompson, who writes the DiningonMaui.com blog and represented MauiTime (culinary writer Jen Russo is traveling and couldn’t make it; Thompson is also my girlfriend).

“The event was enjoyable, well-organized, had beautiful displays and a talented group of mixologists,” Thompson said after the event. “I had a great time and was honored to sit alongside the other judges. The Dirty Monkey’s staff was friendly and full of energy–which is critical for an event like this.”

Judging wasn’t easy, both because there were so many cocktails to taste and initial logistical confusion. At the end of each round, the bartenders simply placed their two drinks on the judging table–there were no labels on any of the drinks, so the judges constantly had to ask each other which drink was which as they sampled each one. In any case, they managed to keep everything organized.

“Overall, the cocktails were all tasty and most were well-balanced flavor-wise, but I would like to have seen more use of ice spheres as opposed to crushed and cubed ice,” Thompson continued. “By the time some of the cocktails reached us, much of the crushed ice had melted, diluting their flavor. Mari Howe and Maya Alexander stood out, in part due to their use of their own infused simple syrups, which elevated their drinks to the top in terms of execution.”

Though she didn’t win, Nakanishi of the Steel Horse had the greatest line of the night. It came when she was describing one of her cocktails to the crowd. “My first [drink] is the ‘Honeygirl Smash’ because who doesn’t want to smash a honeygirl?”

To say the crowd cheered after she said those words would be an understatement.

THE RED ZONE 1.25 oz Milagro Blanco tequila .75 oz Ancho Reyes Ancho Chile Liqueur .75 oz Hibiscus Honey syrup .75 oz fresh Lemon juice 2 dash orange bitters 1/2 bar spoon spiced sweet chili salt ■ editor@mauitime.com For more foodie stories, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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DINE-OUT AND GROW SOME GOOD - Dine-Out and Support Grow Some Good is happening until Saturday, Sept. 30. For this month, you can dine at a variety of Maui’s restaurants to support Grow Some Good, an island-wide school gardens project. Here’s what you can do: Order a Greek Salad at Manoli’s Pizza Company in Kihei; a Maui Wowie at Nick’s Fishmarket in Wailea; Caprese at Sarento’s on the Beach in Kihei or Black ‘n Blue Ahi at Son’z Steakhouse in Ka‘anapali. For each item ordered, $1 will be donated to Grow Some Good’s Maui school garden projects. Grow Some Good, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-344-0469; Growsomegood.com. Photo courtesy Christina Yumul

FRIDAY, SEPT. SE E PT PT.. 8 LA LAHAINA TOWN PARTY – The Lahaina Second Fri Friday Town Party’s theme is “End of Summer Bl Blues.” Celebrate the West Maui community, local bu businesses and Maui artists. There’ll be Hawaiian m music and hula, and live music with Maui Jam R Rock and Blues and Kona Storm. Here’s a ffamily friendly event full of activities and local e entertainment. Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina Town Party, (Front St., Lahaina); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com.

JAZZ & BLUES FEST – The seventh annual Maui Jazz and Blues Festival will be at the Four Seasons Resort on Friday, Sept. 8 and Saturday, Sept. 9. There will be great visiting and local jazz and blues musicians appearing on both days. Visiting artists include Bobby Watson, Jimmy D. Lane, Fareed Haque, Jo-El Sonnier and Javon Jackson. The Main Concert on Sept.

8 includes a five-station gourmet meal prepared by the Four Seasons Maui culinary team. 6pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Mauijazzandbluesfest.com. Photo: Darris Hurst

FRIDAY, FR R ID IDAY AY, SEPT. AY SEPT SE PT P T. 8 KU MAI KA HULA – The Ku Mai Ka Hula Festival will be at MACC on Friday, Sept. 8 and Saturday, Sept. 9. The annual hula event will feature award-winning halau from Hawaii and the continental U.S. There’ll be solo and group performances with male and female dancers in both kahiko (traditional) and ‘auana (modern) hula stylings. Guests can also enjoy a pop-up shop full of made in Hawaii arts and crafts vendors. Food and beverages will be available for purchase in the courtyard. $25. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

POP-UP MIXOLOGIST EVENT – There’s a Pop-Up Mixologist Event at Taverna. Here’s a great event for Maui foodies, bartenders and cocktail aficionados.

Head to Kapalua for an event featuring cocktail creations by mixologist Aaron Acala Mosley. There’ll be tasty libations like La Guadalajara, East India Sling, Paw Paw Punch, Silver Chalice and a Paloma Popper.

The evening will also feature a house music DJ mixing up the beats. $12-16 per drink. 8pm. Taverna, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com. Photo courtesy of Flickr/marc thiele

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FRIDAY, SEPT. 8 VITAMIN BAR ALOHA FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR – You can check out a Vitamin Bar Aloha Friday Happy Hour at RevitalizeMaui in Kihei. Medical Director Dr. Okwuje will be available to answer any health and wellness questions that you may have. Guests can receive half-off of vitamins, weight loss and energy shots (while supplies last). There’ll also be a raffle and light refreshments served. Free. 3pm. RevitalizeMaui, (300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-419-7445; Revitalizemaui.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/RevitalizeMaui

ANNUAL PANIOLO NIGHT – The 11th annual Paniolo Event will be at the Maui Preparatory Academy. This family-friendly event will feature lots of fun for all (especially the keiki). There’ll be face painting, live entertainment, arts and crafts vendors, ono food, pony rides and a plant sale.

Carnival games for the kids include laser tag, ring toss, fishing pound, bean bag toss and a dunk tank. Free. 4-9pm. Maui Preparatory Academy, (4910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-665-9966; Mauiprep.org.

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SATURDAY, SEPT. 9 THE ROAD TO HAHA - Follow the road to HaHa and laugh your gizzard off with the Free Range Comedy Troupe at ProArts Playhouse in Kihei this Saturday. Bring a can of food for the Maui FoodBank or check in on Yelp for $2 off your already cheep $10 ticket. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com Photo courtesy of Free Range Comedy

SATURDAY, SEPT. 9 OUR HEROES SPEAKER SERIES – Another Our Heroes Speaker Series event will happen at the Nisei Veterans Center. The talk-story event will feature three children of 100th Infantry Battalion veterans from World War II. Lloyd Kitaoka will talk about his father, Takashi “Kit” Kitaoka, Jill Izumigawa-Ross will speak about her father Stanley Izumigawa and David Fukuda will speak about his father, Mitsuyoshi Fukuda. After the talk, guests can see the center’s new exhibit, “One Puka-Puka: The Purple Heart Battalion.” Reservations required.

Free. 2pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd.); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org. Photo courtesy Deidre Tegarden

SUNDAY, SEPT. 10 VISIONARY SOUND BATH – There will be a Visionary Sound Bath at Makawao Union Church. This internationally celebrated event will be a wonderful opportunity to clear energy, release blockages, welcome a greater clarity and intimate authenticity and “Self” love. It’s hosted by Rachael and Mikaya, and you should bring a yoga mat, blanket, pillow and something to cover your eyes. $20 per person/$30 for two. 7:15pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org. Photo courtesy Facebook/Opulent Sounds

THE MAUI SEXY SIDESHOWS – Check out the Maui Sexy Sideshows at the Iao Theater. It’s presented by the Hawaii Burlesque Festival and Revue and Cabaret and Cocktails. Your pulse will race when you see entertainers like Madame Munchausen, REDBONE “The Cyclone of Burlesque,” Violetta Beretta “Hawaii’s Burlesque Sweetheart” and Maui’s own Cabaret and Cocktails with Kit Kat Club Cabaret. $25-45. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com.

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SUNDAY, SEPT. 10 TINY TEMPLE HOME ON WHEELS – Every Sunday in September, the public is invited to visit the Tiny Temple Home on Wheels with Mandala Eco Homes. Recently featured in HGTV’s Tiny Paradise program, this tiny home from Bali shows what sustainable living can look like. Please RSVP by email.

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Sequels, Remakes and the Return of 1973 Our 2017 fall movie preview

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he fun thing about movies opening between now and early next year is the wild blend of choices.

Yes, the kind of popcorn movies we flock to in the summer time are here: Justice League, Thor: Ragnarok and My Little Pony all seemed destined for blockbuster status.

Less so are sequels no one asked for, like Jigsaw, A Bad Mom’s Christmas and, so help me, Tyler Perry’s Boo 2: A Madea Halloween. Some contenders seem puzzling, like Pixar’s Coco, which looks an awful lot like the failed Day of the Dead-themed The Book of Life from three years ago. Then there’s the Bruce Willis-starring Death Wish remake, which presents a queasy question: in light of recent events, does anyone want to go to a flick where a white guy goes on a killing spree and shoots every urban criminal who angers him?

Thankfully, there are truly promising works in store, like Rob Reiner’s Woody Harrelson-starring LBJ, Steven Spielberg’s Tom Hanks/Meryl Streep-led The Papers, George Clooney’s Matt Damon-starring/ Coen Brothers-authored dark comedy Suburbicon and Paul Thomas Anderson’s currently-untitled drama, starring Daniel Day Lewis in what he says will be his final film performance (!). Here are a dozen others that I can’t wait to see.

MOTHER! (Sept. 18) The Gist: Writer/director Darren Aronofsky’s Rosemary’s Baby-like horror yarn, stars Jennifer Lawrence.

Why It Could Rock: Aronofsky, free of the big budget Noah, is in his element, making a small, no-holds-barred thriller along the lines of his Black Swan. Lawrence is fearless and the cast is excellent.

On The Other Hand: If it’s so great, why is Paramount releasing it in September? Wouldn’t the December Oscar season or even October be a better fit?

BATTLE OF THE SEXES (Sept. 22) The Gist: A comedy about the 1973 Billie Jean King vs. Bobby Briggs tennis match.

Why It Could Rock: Steve Carrell, an inspired choice as Briggs, reuniting with his Little Miss Sunshine directors and joined by a post-Oscar Emma Stone as King.

On The Other Hand: The last comedy about tennis was Wimbledon, which didn’t fly.

AMERICAN MADE (Sept. 24) The Gist: Tom Cruise plays Barry Seal, a pilot who flew for the CIA during the 1970s.

Why It Could Rock: Cruise is playing an unsympathetic rascal, in a true story helmed by his Edge of Tomorrow director Doug Limon. The trailer has a real kick and Cruise hasn’t let loose like this since Tropic Thunder.

On The Other Hand: Filmed years ago under the abandoned title Mena, this may not be enough to make Cruise’s fans forget The Mummy.

HAPPY DEATH DAY (Oct. 13) The Gist: Groundhog Day-inspired teen horror movie, set on a college campus.

Why It Could Rock: Looks a lot more fun than Jigsaw, the competing Halloween flick. Producer Jason Blum knows how to make gore-lite, scare-heavy, quality horror flicks.

On The Other Hand: If Harold Ramis and Bill Murray sue the studio for plagiarism and the film is shelved, no one will blame them. Seriously, this looks just like Groundhog Day! BLADE RUNNER 2049 (Oct. 16) The Gist: Thirty five years later, we get the sequel we’ve always dreamed of.

Why It Could Rock: Ridley Scott produces, brilliant visual storyteller Denis Villeneuve (of Arrival, Sicario and Prisoners) directs and Harrison Ford, Ryan Gosling and Jared Leto stars.

On The Other Hand: The talent is impressive but the bar is set impossibly high. If this doesn’t reach Mad Max: Fury

Star Wars: The Last Jedi opens Dec. 15

Road levels of greatness, sci-fi fans will turn on it one quickly.

WONDERSTRUCK (Oct. 20) The Gist: An ambitious drama, involving two children in two different decades with a unique connection.

Why It Could Rock: Word is it’s even better than director Todd Haynes’ recent Carol and is another masterpiece. From the novel by Brian Selznick, the brilliant author of The Invention of Hugo Cabret.

On The Other Hand: Even with Julianne Moore and Michelle Williams in the cast, Haynes’ movies always have a hard time finding an audience.

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS (Nov. 10) The Gist: Agatha Christie’s classic mystery novel is now a Kenneth Brananghdirected event.

Why It Could Rock: Judi Dench, Johnny Depp, Daisy Ridley, Josh Gad, Michelle Pfeiffer and Penelope Cruz star.

Branagh made Dead Again and knows a thing or two about making a scary, classy suspense ride.

On The Other Hand: Branagh cast himself as Hercule Poirot and sports an ungainly mustache. If his performance doesn’t work, it could weigh down the film.

THE DISASTER ARTIST (Dec. 1) The Gist: James Franco directs and stars in this true story about the making of The Room, quite possibly the worst film ever made by human beings.

Why It Could Rock: Test audiences love it and fans of the The Room are all abuzz.

Battle of the Sexes opens Sept. 22

WONDER WHEEL (Dec. 1st) The Gist: A lifeguard (Justin Timberlake) gains an admirer (Kate Winslet) in this Woody Allen comedy.

Why It Could Rock: Allen lovingly recreates Coney Island and showcases a

reportedly splendid Winslet turn. Allen’s on-again-off-again streak may hit a Match Point breakout level with this one.

On The Other Hand: After Cafe Society, Allen’s fans may not care about yet another homage to the early 20th century.

ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD (Dec. 8) The Gist: Ridley Scott directs this true crime drama about the kidnapping of the son of the world’s richest man in 1973.

Why It Could Rock: It stars Mark Wahlberg, Kevin Spacey and Michelle Williams and, unlike Battle of the Sexes (the other 1973-set holiday movie), few recall how this one ends.

On The Other Hand: When Scott makes small films like this, they either wind up under-appreciated masterpieces like Matchstick Men or embarrassments like A Good Year.

STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (Dec. 15) The Gist: Some girl named Rey meets some guy named Luke. It’s a sci-fi movie, or something...

Why It Could Rock: The Force looks very strong with this one.

On The Other Hand: If these movies continue to remake the plotline of the original trilogy, then Episodes 7-9 may wind up as unloved as Episodes 1-3.

DOWNSIZING (Dec. 22) The Gist: Matt Damon stars as a man who agrees to be scientifically miniaturized and live in a small world.

Why It Could Rock: It’s Innerspace meets The Truman Show! Writer/director Alexander Payne’s character-driven comedies (such as Election and The Descendants) are reliably top notch.

On The Other Hand: If it’s too weird or not funny enough, audiences may settle for Daddy’s Home 2. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature-PG- 2D THU 1:15

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

3:25 5:35 7:25.

The Glass Castle-PG13- 2D THU 10:30.

It-R- 2D THU 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 11:00

1:00 1:25 2:00 4:20 5:00 7:00 7:30 8:00 10:10, 2D SUN 11:00 1:00 1:25 2:00 4:20 5:00 7:00 7:30 8:00, 2D MON-THU 10:30 11:00 1:00 1:25 2:00 4:20 5:00 7:00 7:30 8:00.

Wind River-R- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20. 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20 9:55, 2D SUNTHU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20.

Birth of the Dragon- PG13- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30. 2D FRI-THU 12:10 2:25.

Logan Lucky-PG13- 2D THU 11:15 2:00 4:40 7:45. 2D FRI-SAT 4:40 7:20 10:00, 2D SUNWED 4:40 7:20, 2D THU 4:40.

Tulip Fever- R- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:15.

2D FRI 10:30 5:00 10:25, 2D SAT 5:00 10:25, 2D SUN 5:00, 2D MON-THU 10:30 5:00.

Home Again-PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45 10:00, 2D SUN 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45, 2D MON-THU 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45.

Cars 3- PG- 2D THU 12:00 2:30 5:00.

Dunkirk- PG13- 2D THU 7:20 10:00. 2D FRIWED 7:20 9:50, 2D THU 9:50.

Girls Trip-R- 2D THU-WED (1:00 4:00) 6:50 9:50., 2D THU 1:00 4:00 6:50 10:10.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Heart of Man- PG13-2D THU (9/14) 7:00.

Mother!-R- 2D THU (9/14) 7:00 7:30 9:20 9:50.

Birth of a Dragon- PG13- 2D THU (12:30 2:50

5:10) 7:30 10:00. 2D FRI-SAT 12:50 3:10 7:30 10:00, 2D SUN-WED 12:50 3:10 5:30 7:30 10:00, 2D THU 12:50 3:10 5:30 7:30 10:10.

Leap!- PG- 2D THU (12:50 3:20 5:40) 8:00. 2D FRI-THU 12:30 2:50 5:10.

Hitman’s Bodyguard- R- 2D THU (1:10 4:20) 7:00 10:10. 2D FRI-WED 1:10 4:20 7:00 10:00, 2D THU 1:10 4:20 7:30.

Annabelle: Creation-R- 2D THU-FRI (1:40 4:10) 7:10 9:40. 2D SUN-THU 1:40 4:10 7:10 9:30.

Ingrid Goes West-R- 2D THU 9:50. 2D FRI-WED 7:50 9:40.

The Emoji Movie-PG- 2D THU-THU (12:40 2:50 5:00).

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) It-R- 2D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT (12:30) 3:45 4:05 7:00 10:00 10:15, 2D SUN (12:30) 3:45 4:05 7:00, 2D MON (12:30 3:45) 7:00, 2D TUE (12:30 3:45 7:00 10:15), 2D WED-THU (12:30 3:45) 7:00.

The Hitman’s Bodyguard-R- 2D THU (1:20 4:10) 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT (1:30) 4:20 7:15 10:05, 2D SUN (1:30) 4:20 7:15, 2D MON (1:30 4:20) 7:15, 2D TUE (1:30 4:20 7:15 10:05), 2D WEDTHU 1:30 4:20 7:15.

Logan Lucky- PG13- 2D THU (1:15 4:05) 6:50.

2D FRI-SUN (1:00) 7:10, 2D MON (1:00 4:05) 7:10, 2D TUE (1:00 4:05 7:10 10:00), 2D WEDTHU 1:00 4:05 7:10.

Birth of the Dragon- PG13- 2D THU (1:45 4:30).

Last chance to see The Glass Castle

NEW THIS WEEK

pher Nolan’s telling of the British Army’s escape from Nazi-occupied France in 1940. 106 min.

CAR race. Stars Channing Tatum, Adam Driver and Daniel Craig. 119 min.

THE HEART OF MAN - PG13 - Documentary - A discussion of identity and shame interwoven in the story of a man pursuing his son. 102 min.

THE EMOJI MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy The story of a multi-expressional emoji who wants to become a normal, single-expression emoji. 86 min.

TULIP FEVER - R - Drama/Romance - A young artist falls for a married woman during the great tulip craze of 17th century Amsterdam. 107 min.

HOME AGAIN - PG13 - Romance/Comedy - Three young men move in with a single mom in Los Angeles. Stars Reese Witherspoon, Nat Wolff and Lake Bell. 97 min.

GIRLS TRIP - R - Comedy - Four friends travel to New Orleans for the Essence Festival. Stars Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith and Regina Hall. 122 min.

WIND RIVER - R - Action/Crime - An FBI agent and a game tracker team up to investigate a murder on a Native American reservation. Stars Jeremy Renner and Kelsey Asbille.107 min.

MOTHER! - R - Horror/Mystery - Uninvited guests disrupt a couple’s quiet life. Stars Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem. 121 min.

NOW PLAYING ANNABELLE: CREATION - R - Horror/Thriller - A possessed doll haunts a nun and some orphans. 109 min.

BIRTH OF THE DRAGON - PG13 - Action/Drama This is the story of the legendary fight between Bruce Lee and kung fu master Wong Jack Man in 1960s San Francisco. Stars Philip Ng and Yu Xia. 103 min.

DUNKIRK - PG13 - Action/History - Christo-

THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD - R - Action/ Comedy - If I’m reading this right, Deadpool has to guard Nick Fury because of something. Stars Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson. 118 min.

INGRID GOES WEST - R - Comedy/Drama - A social media stalker inserts herself into the life of an Instagram star. Stars Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen. 97 min.

IT - R - Horror - Bullied kids band together when a scary clown monster begins hunting them. 135 min.

LEAP! - PG - Animation/Comedy - An orphan girl goes to Paris to learn how to be a ballerina. Voices by Elle Fanning and Carly Rae Jepsen. 89 min.

LOGAN LUCKY - PG13 - Crime/Comedy - Two brothers attempt to pull off a heist during a NAS-

LAST CHANCE CARS 3 - G - Animation/Adventure - Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) is getting old, but still wants to prove he’s the world’s best race car. 109 min.

THE GLASS CASTLE - PG13 - Drama - A young girl retreats into her imagination as she grows up in a poor, dysfunctional family. Stars Brie Larson, Woody Harrelson and Naomi Watts.

Directed by Maui’s own Destin Cretton. 127 min.

THE NUT JOB 2: NUTTY BY NATURE - PG Animation/Comedy - Surly and his friends try to stop Oakton City’s mayor from destroying their home to build an amusement park. 91 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS JAZZFEST KICKOFF - Thu. Sep 7. Check out two sneak peek events with both visiting and local Maui Jazz and Blues Festival artists. Free.

4pm. Duke’s Beach House, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui. com; 6pm. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com PAT SIMMONS JR. - Thu. Sep 7. Enjoy a blend of Hawaiian inspired acoustic folk music live with Pat at Mulligan’s. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ‘OLD SCHOOL FRIDAYS’ - Fri. Sep 8. Next Level Productions and DaJam 98.3 will rock the hottest old school party on Maui. Featuring music from the 1980s and ‘90s. 21+. $10.

9pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com KOKUA FOR KUPUNA - CONTINUING THE JOURNEY - Sat. Sep 9. Please join the 29th annual fundraiser, Kokua for Kupuna, as they continue their journey of providing outstanding services to Maui’s frail elderly and disabled individuals. This year features entertainment by Halemanu Villiarimo and Henry Kapono, a Hawaiian luau menu and a silent auction. Funds raised will benefit Hale Makua residents who are unable to afford care. $150+. 4:30pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Halemakua.org HANA BON-DANCE FESTIVAL - Sat. Sep 9.

The 3rd annual Bon-Dance is a return of an old tradition, and is a fundraiser for the renovation of the Hana Hongwanji Temple. There will be entertainment by the Taiko Drummers, kids games, ono food, dancing, a silent auction and more. Free.

5pm. Hana Hongwanji, (Hana); 808-248-8888.

REALITY BREAK - Sat. Sep 9. It’s an optical illusion, a phenomenon, a hyper fresh visual demented stage design lined up to flex the diversity of bass science. The night will feature DJs Kraeks, Deviant and Kurt with visual mirage by VJs Kaptain Kaos and N3.bot. So keep yo feet movin’, yo butt groovin’, yo eyes poppin’ and get deep in the bass heat mirage. 21+. $10. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘ULALENA - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Sep 7. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and

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the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99.

5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Sep 9. Join Maui Magician Holdactivve, all-ages ll magici en Mowat with his interactive, comedy performance on the mall’s acenter stage. 11:30am. La La1 haina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Sep 12. Fun for all ages, be amused and amazed by a high-energy comedy and magic show. Free. 6:30pm.

0 Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 74Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874om 1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch.

Reservations required. 3:30pm. MauiWine.

Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Sep 7. Offered daily, guest can sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu in the resorts Banyan Tree Restaurant which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. Cost is $65 and wine pairings are available for an additional $25 per person. 5:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua

PROJECT COCKTAIL - Fri. Sep 8. This fun Friday night is p presented in conjunction with w wine and spirit partners to h highlight a different type of liquor. Mixologists push t their creativity to the max with themed cocktails, concoctions, live music and an entertaining atmosphere. 7pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea T OU Alanui Dr.); 808-875K C 4100; Fairmont.com/ CHE EK WE CAN k kea-lani-maui/dining/ U HE T YO F lu luana 17.

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OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT Tue. Sep 12. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Sep 13. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE CHAMPAGNE HALE AT CLIFF HOUSE - Until-Sat. Sep 9. Set beachfront, atop picturesque Kapalua Bay, guests will experience island lifestyle with Chef David Viviano’s perfectly paired innovative food menu. Champagnes featured include Veuve Clicquot Rich, available for the first time in the islands. 4:30pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay KOHO GRILL AND BAR FUNDRAISER TO SUPPORT BREAST CANCER - Until - Tue. Oct 31. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center and Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation announces fundraising support by Koho Grill and Bar for the second annual Kokua 4 Kokonuts, a fundraising walk for Breast Cancer. During September and October, purchase the renown Kilauea Snowball dessert and $1 of every sale will benefit the Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation. Koho’s Grill and Bar, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588.

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Sep 7. This is great opportunity for wine lovers and anyone who wants to learn more about grape production on Maui. The tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities

BLU ZONES PROJECT BLUE CELE CELEBRITY CHEF COOKING DEM DEMO - Fri. Sep 8. Learn how to prep prepare yummy plant-based recipes that are Blue Zones approved. Enjoy free samples, meet people from your community and join a potluck group to win prizes.

6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Hawaii.bluezonesproject.com HANA HOU JAZZFEST ENCORE DINNERS AT FERRARO’S AND DUO - Sat. Sep 9. Featuring JazzFEST artists at the resorts restaurants, here’s a chance to see both visiting and local musicians.

Make reservations at the restaurant of your choice.

6pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons. com/maui FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Sep 9. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by multiple award winning artists like Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. The opening set will be with Anthony Pfluke. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Sep 10. Relax and enjoy a live musical jazz performance with new brunch selections each week in addition to the regular menu including favorites Shrimp and Grits, Chicken and Waffles and Steak and Eggs. Enjoy a “Buildyour-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 10:00am. Cane and Canoe, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager, Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Sep 10. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood lau-

lau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Mon. Sep 11. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Sep 12. Inspired by the tropics and highlighting the classic style that made tiki a world phenomenon, here’s your chance to enjoy tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 13. The Hawaiian luau buffet and Huaka‘i Journey through Polynesia show includes a lei greeting, traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and complimentary Mai Tai and juice. There will be beautiful hula performances and music and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Sep 13. It’s wine night with DTH’s General Manager and sommelier Caleb Hopkins. He’ll choose varietals from around the world. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE EXHIBIT: SPINELESS: PORTRAITS OF MARINE INVERTEBRATES THE BACKBONE OF LIFE - Until - Sun. Oct 1. Acclaimed photographer, Susan Middleton, known for the exhibitions “Archipelago” and “Remains of a Rainbow,” brings us a new body of work exploring the mysterious world of marine invertebrates–underwater animals without backbones. Her images capture the unexpected beauty and intimacy of this realm of life. With a deep passion and investment in time and research she reveals astonishing creatures we may never get to see. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org CALL TO ARTISTS: SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2018 (SPC2018) - Until- Sat. Sep 23. Artists interested in participating in SPC 2018 may submit their work on Sept. 23, 9am-noon. The Challenge is open to artists 18+ who are Hawaii residents. All works entered must be original one-of-a-kind and newly-created specifically for this exhibition. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org DIANE SNOEY APPLER - Until - Fri. Sep 29. Diane Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. Come by the gallery to meet this talented artist and view her work every Fridays in September. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com STACY VOSBERG - Until - Fri. Sep 29. Stacy Vosberg will be at the gallery every Friday in September. See a collection of her colorful paintings, drawings and murals and watch her painting techniques. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com AMANDA SCOTT - Until - Mon. Sep 25. Amanda Scott makes art because, for a while, she is transported to a fantasy world of her own creation. She will be at the gallery every Monday in September

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Floor Banger Friday w/DJ Blast, 10pm $10

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MON - Live Band & Open Mic, 7-10pm, TUE - Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig 6:30pm WED - Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

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practicing her pyrography techniques. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808572-2008; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Until - Wed. Sep 27.

Jeanne Young explores any subject and style that stimulates her artistic passion. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and water.

Visit the gallery and watch her process and techniques every Wednesdays in September.

1:00pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Sep 7. View original art and giclees by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii.

Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com KENSU JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW - Thu. Sep 7 - Fri. Sep 8. Maui jewelry designers KenSu Jewelry will present their unique collection featuring precious stones and metals in the Kilohana Boutique. 9am. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Lahaina); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua ART AND ‘FRESH SQUEEZED’ COCKTAILS Fri. Sep 8. Enjoy an evening of art featuring local artist Dani Layugan. One of her pieces will be available for purchase, benefiting the Lahaina Art Association’s Youth Outreach Program. 5pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

POLITICAL EVENTS MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA COMMUNITY BUDGET - Thu. Sep 7. Mayor Alan Arakawa and his administration will host a community meeting to receive comments and suggestions from the public regarding the proposed budget for the Fiscal Year 2018-2019. Citizens with an interest in the County budget are encouraged to attend the meeting and offer input, either as individuals or on behalf of an organization. Both written and verbal comments will be accepted. 5:30pm. Helene Hall, (150 Keawa Pl., Hana) OPEN HOUSE FOR DISTRICT PARK PLANS - Mon. Sep 11 until Wed. Sep 13. These open house events are part of a Parks Department project to prepare a System Plan which will define future recreation needs, an overall strategy and specific capital improvements. Offering opportunities for participants to offer ideas to improve parks, recreation facilities, and programs, suggest the kinds of parks that are needed, discuss ways that aquatics facilities to be improved,

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Art & Fresh Squeezed Friday 6pm DJ Gary O’Neal 10pm

speak with project consultants or Parks Department staff and learn about the condition of existing facilities and more. Free. Sept. 11: 5pm.

Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Sept. 12 5pm. Kahului Community Center, (275 Uhu St., Kahului); Sept. 13: 5pm.

Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center, (91 Pukalani St., Makawao); Co.maui.hi.us

TICKETS ON SALE ‘LAUGH DA ISLAND WAY’ COMEDY TOUR - Fri. Sep 15. Favorite local comedian Augie T is proud to announce the “Laugh Da Island Way” comedy tour, a benefit for B.R.A.V.E Hawaii in an effort to bring an anti-bullying message to school-aged youth. Presented by Island Air and Primo, the opening act will be Shawn Garnett. $20. 8pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; AugieT.com RICHARD MARX - Tue. Sep 19. Performer, songwriter, and producer, Richard Marx’s will perform live in the Castle Theater. Known for romantic music, expect to see hits like “Hold on to the Nights,” “Don’t Mean Nothing,” “Satisfied,” “Right Here Waiting” and more. $59+. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘THE ELEPHANT MAN’ - Fri. Sep 22 - Sun. Oct 8. Based on the life of John Merrick, a man living with horrifying, rare skin and bone diseases. Abandoned by his family and seen as a freak by society. His life changes when young physician Frederick Treves agrees to care for him, quickly becoming a favorite of the English aristocracy. Showtimes are Thursdays to Saturday at 7:30 and Sundays at 3pm (no performance on Sunday, Oct. 1). $26.

7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com A TOUCH OF SOUL WITH JOSH TATOFI Fri. Sep 22. Hawaiian Music Live calls him the Polynesian Luther Vandross. Honolulu-born Josh Tatofi comes from a musical lineage–his album, Pua Kiele, was named Island Music Album of the Year in the 2017 Na Hoku Hanohano awards, where he also won the coveted Male Vocalist of the Year award. Hear his soothing voice in the McCoy Studio Theater. $30. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘AHA ALOHA ‘OCEAN OF LOVE’ III - Sun. Sep 24. Enjoy an evening of pule, blessings, live original spirit full music of Hawaii, original dance and hula, insights, reflections, contemplations, wisdom and manao from nearly three generations of special friends and family of Hawaii. Tickets are $35

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for adults and $15 for keiki 12 and under, cash the day of program. Advance cash tickets of $25 available at Maui Kombucha and MacNet. 5pm.

Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Alohainaction.com A TRIBUTE TO W.S. MERWIN IN THE GREEN ROOM - Fri. Sep 29. In celebration of his 90th birthday, the Merwin Conservancy presents an evening in tribute to U.S. Poet Laureate, two-time Pulitzer Prize winner, translator, environmentalist and 40-year Maui resident W.S. Merwin. The evening will feature readings of his poetry, led by Edward Hirsch of the Guggenheim Foundation, and Merwin’s editor, Michael Wiegers of Copper Canyon Press. State officials will also present a Gubernatorial Proclamation proclaiming Sept.

30, 2017, as “W.S. Merwin Day” in Hawaii for his lifelong achievements. The presentation will be followed by a courtyard reception with dessert, champagne and live musical entertainment. All ticket sales benefit the nonprofit Merwin Conservancy. $10-25. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘SHANK’S MARE’ - Fri. Sep 29. Yara Arts Group presents a collaborative puppet performance by American puppet artist, Tom Lee, and Japanese traditional puppeteer, Koryu Nishikawa V in the Castle Theater. This beautiful and detailed production combines Japanese traditional puppetry, live video projection of miniature sets, and a haunting score on hammered dulcimer and Japanese shamisen and flute. $12-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org DAMIEN ‘JR. GONG’ MARLEY AND J BOOG LIVE - Sat. Sep 30. Jamaican reggae artist Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley is back on the road. The youngest son of iconic reggae musician Bob Marley, he’ll promote his newly released Stony Hill album. Damian will be joined by J Boog. Enjoy reggae, R&B, hip hop and a little bit of rock in this can’t miss performance. $40-109. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE MAUI DEBUT OF BADFISH - A TRIBUTE TO SUBLIME - Sat. Oct 7. Badfish long ago secured its reputation as a knock-out live act and the audience will be bouncing off the rafters from early until late. Music that defined an era served up at your doorstep in one of Hawaii’s most iconic music halls by a truly stand-out live band. $20-30. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

TOMMY EMMANUEL LIVE! AT THE RYMAN - Mon. Oct 9. Esteemed and acclaimed Grammy Award-winning guitarist, Tommy Emmanuel will perform in the Castle Theater in support of his new album Live! At The Ryman. As an accomplished finger-style player, Emmanuel frequently threads three different parts simultaneously into his material, operating as a one-man band who handles the melody, the supporting chords, and the bass all at once. $25.50-41. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org SONGS OF FRANK SINATRA AND THE BIG BAND SOUNDTRACK - Thu. Oct 12.

Crooner John Wilt will present a one-man show of Frank Sinatra’s classic songs. Hear hits from a timeless era including, “Day In, Day Out,” “Witchcraft,” “Luck be a Lady,” “New York, New York,” “All or Nothing at All” and more. Wilt will be accompanied by a big band soundtrack and the performance will be highlighted by historical film clips of Sinatra’s rise to fame as one of America’s premier singers. Proceeds will go to Maui Mediation Services, Inc. $25. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7TH CALL FOR ENTRIES: 95TH MAUI FAIR LIVESTOCK AND POULTRY EXHIBIT - Until- Wed. Sep 20. Entries for the Livestock and Poultry Exhibits are now being accepted for the 95th Maui Fair, which takes place from Oct. 5-8. Entry forms and Rules and Regulations are available online. Deadline to apply is Sept. 20. Entries will be accepted in two divisions: Youth (age 17 years and under), or the Adult Division on a first come basis.

War Memorial Complex, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); Mauifair.com BAHA’IS SPONSOR ESSAY CONTEST - Until - Wed. Sep 20. The Baha’is of Wailuku are sponsoring an essay contest open to all Maui students on “How Can We Work For Peace?” to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the birth of Baha’u’llah.

Length of essay should be one full page, Times New Roman size 12 font and mailed in. Deadline is Sep. 20, and cash awards will be presented on Oct. 22 during the Bicentenary Festival at Wailuku Community Center. Baha’i Community, (P.O. Box 1075, Wailuku); 808-244-9392.

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 36 Keala Place, Kihei- 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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Island Soul 5:30pm

TUE - Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends, 5-8pm, WED - Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Bad Kitty, 8pm-12am Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

AKAKU UPSTAIR SALON SERIES: MEDICAL MARIJUANA ON MAUI - Thu. Sep 7. Teri Freitas Gorman, Director of Community Relations and Patient Affairs with Maui Grown Therapies, will discuss Maui’s first state-licensed medical cannabis dispensary. Teri will provide: An overview of the process of opening a state-licensed cannabis dispensary and the high levels of required compliance; a discussion why cannabis could be the best treatment for many age-related conditions, including aches and pains and expose the myths resulting from years of misinformation about cannabis, while refuting some of the fantastic claims of miracle cures attributed to this ancient medicinal plant.

Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org VIBRATION THERAPY NIGHT - Thu. Sep 7.

Join an evening talk about natural element, Ozone.

Learn the ways of this most potent healing force and how to utilize in your life. Workshop led by Hopi Ryder, followed by a mini sound bath experience led by Mikaya Swabb. Free. 6:30pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220.

HULA LESSONS - Thu. Sep 7. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com GROOVE TO MOOVE - Thu. Sep 7. Bring your walking shoes and get “moving” together toward a healthier community. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com BEGINNING SALSA DANCE LESSONS - Thu. Sep 7 - Thu. Sep 28. This is a Beginner Class. No gym membership required. Parking validated specials. $40 for the month. 7:30pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6737; Mauipowerhousegym.com

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8TH GRANDFAMILY GAMENIGHT - Fri. Sep 8.

GRANDcares presents Grandfamily Gamenight, a special night for Grandparents raising grandchildren. Enjoy fun games, carnival treats and pizza in suite B8. Free. 5pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 9TH E-CYCLING - On Saturdays until September 30. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device, and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, vcr and dvd players, flat screen TV’s, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TVs or microwave ovens. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after

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hours. 8am-1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle THE COMMON GROUNDS COLLECTIVE BENEFIT EVENT - Sat. Sep 9. The Common Ground Collective is a non-profit organization that provides Mobile Farming and administrative services to promote food security, economic and educational opportunities in Maui County. The benefit will feature live glassblowing, music by Sweet Beets and Matt Del Olmo, glass art giveaway, silent auction, pupus and drinks. All proceeds benefit The Common Ground Collective non profit. Suggested donation of $10. 3pm. Makai Glass Creations, (903 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-4196685; Makaiglass.com; Commongroundcollective.com CRUISE NIGHT WITH NOCTURNALS CTC | K AND K KUSTOMS - Sat. Sep 9. Cruise with Maui’s car and truck club and their friends as they showcase their low riders and lifted vehicles every second and fourth Saturday. Free. 5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 10TH KIRTAN EXPERIENCE IN KULA - Sun. Sep 10.

Kirtan, the singing or chanting of sacred mantras, or Transcendental Sound, is an easy yet sublime method of yoga meditation that has been practiced since ommended time immemorial. It is the recommended process for self-realization in thee modfect ern age and has the gradual effect nd of cleansing your heart and mind. Free. 5pm. Maui Kirtan Yoga Center, (860 Holopuni Rd, Kula); 8085990827; mauikirtan.com HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Sep 10. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. 8Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808871-1307; Mauimall.com

its own existence through the lives of the humans it teaches to laugh and love. Free popcorn. 6pm.

Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org BINGO NIGHT - Mon. Sep 11. Start brushing up on your Bingo lingo, and be first on board.

9pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12TH UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Sep 12. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com E-CYCLING - On Tuesdays until September 26. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device, and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, vcr and dvd players, flat screen TV’s, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TV’s or microwave ovens. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours.

1-5pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle SHAMATHA MEDITATION CLASSES - Tue. Budd Sep 12. Buddhist Practitioner, Khandro Sherab Drolma, D will give the basic instruc instructions and transmission t practice of Shamatha for the me meditation and practice su supports for the path. The c class will be focusing on the beginning of opening with a certain gentleness and appreciation for humanness and capacity in d developing compassion, a and wisdom, in practice an and in everyday practical life and situations. 6pm.

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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 11TH MOVIE NIGHT: ‘A DOG’S PURPOSE’ - Mon. Sep 11. A devoted dog discovers the meaning of

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

When I was a kid, I was entranced by the ads in the backs of comic books I read. Of course I wanted x-ray glasses, a hovercraft, a frog with transparent skin, and a tank full of sea monkeys who would make funny faces and perform tricks. I never ordered any of these, which means I never had to face the disappointment of shattered expectations. This week, you might be exactly as disappointed as a kid who doesn’t get the magical make-believe thing you thought was real. I’m sorry. The question is: can you be as resilient as a child, and go on believing that the real thing’s out there, you just haven’t found it yet?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Hedonism is a valid life path. I heartily condone the steadfast pursuit of pleasure as your highest priority.

Problems only arise when your definition of pleasure is too shallow, unimaginative, or petty, or relies on others’ unhappiness. You’re not guilty of that, are you? Pursue pleasure. That’s part of who you are.

But please opt and aim for pleasures of the deepest and most richly positive variety, ones that not only make your life more vivid, intense, and rewarding, but others’ lives as well. Blaze us a trail through hedonism to enlightenment, Libra. We’ll follow.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Your fantasies are dangerous. Having such a compelling and engaging imagination is both blessing and curse (often both at the same time). Many of us envy your inner world, and lots of people vie to be part of it. You’re lucky enough to be able to dive into them whenever you wish. That, of course, is a double-edged sword. Pisceans may wallow in drugs as escape from reality. Virgos use work. All you need is your imagination and your ability to manifest it in the real world. That’s dangerous. This week, run with your imagination, of course, but double-check that you’ve got the reins firmly in hand.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Beware of too much of a good thing. It might be a good idea to limit your access to some of the best things in life this week, in order to prevent a major overdose that could leave you more or less allergic to them for months to come. Who doesn’t love ice cream, a nice cold beer or hot fudge? Drowning in any of those things, however, would be a particularly unpleasant death. I doubt the good things in your life will kill you this week, but they might kill your taste for them, if you’re not careful.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

You look down scornfully upon people who are as changeable as the weather. However, you’re like the climate that never changes. If you were weather you’d be rain that goes on for days, without pause, or snow that buries houses, or sun that scorches everything, relentlessly brutal, without a cloud in sight. Do you see where I’m going with this? Being reliable is one thing; being rigid, another. Are people drowning in or being scorched by your “reliability?” Bend, already. Let it rain, snow, or shine–whatever it hasn’t been doing lately.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

I tend to regard Aquarians as mostly pragmatic and levelheaded. Then they’ll shock me by uttering phrases like, “It wasn’t meant to be.” Do you really believe in destiny? Has free will been thrown by the wayside, in favor of God or the universe or someone else determining what will or won’t happen to you?

I desperately hope not. While I agree there often seem to be signs pointing us in one direction over another, I would emphatically argue that it’s our decisions that carry the most weight. Don’t forget that.

I’m worried you’re about to.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Good morning, Sleeping Beauty. In truth I envy your ability to sleep and sleep. But I also worry. Aren’t you wasting time? Don’t get me wrong. I am not suggesting that you should get even one minute

less shut-eye. I’m just reminding you that one of your great strengths is dreaming. Are you using it?

Do you remember your dreams? Are you getting enough out of them? Sleeping’s not just for the body, you know. Your mind and soul need rejuvenation, too. Can you carry at least some of the ideas, inspiration, and hilarity of your dream world into your waking life? This week, please try.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Beautiful is ephemeral and fleeting. However, there are also many different incarnations of it. As the bloom of your youth fades, don’t spend too much time mourning it. There’s a cycle here, and an opportunity to create new kinds of beauty, ones that stretch your conception of the word and challenge others to do the same. Each iteration of beauty could be more lovely and complex than the one before–that is, if you don’t spend too much time lamenting the loss of whatever you had before, instead of using the imagination required to bring you and yours into bloom, again, and again, and again.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Superficially, at least, you’re not scared of much. That stone-faced exterior has earned you the trust of so many friends, who view you as their rock, their steady, reliable, unshakeable friend. That’s also lead to one unfortunate side effect: you’re hesitant or unable to share the few things you are afraid of. Your friends are lucky; they know what a relief it is to share their anxieties with someone else. You’re stuck carrying yours all by your lonesome. That can’t and shouldn’t continue.

Don’t be embarrassed to admit your fears, even if they sound pathetic when said out loud. Most fears do–that’s part of the beauty of sharing them. Out loud your worries are puny. Inside they can (and will) reach monstrous proportions. Don’t let that happen.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

There are no sweet talkers in the zodiac to compare with you, Gemini. Sure, Scorpios can whisper poisonous truths that make people crazy, and there’s nothing quite like the sharp tongue of an angry Aries, but your silver tongue had power to match theirs and more. Your speech is prehensile, like the long, skinny tail of a monkey. It can slide under metaphorical doors and unlatch them from the inside. That, in fact, is exactly what you ought to use it for this week. Nothing’s impossible, given the right words.

Remember that. Also remember that if anyone can find and use them correctly, it’s you.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Some Cancers do this thing when they’re having a good time: they anticipate its end. While I appreciate that you’ve learned the lesson that everything changes, I’m afraid you took the wrong thing out of it. Sure, things can’t stay great (or terrible, for that matter) forever. However, that transience is a reason to maximize your enjoyment of a beautiful moment, rather than tense up in anticipation of its conclusion (which can often hasten it, by the way). Take a deep breath. Shake out your bad habits regarding pleasure and good luck.

Now, this week and the rest, do your best to enjoy them–all the more so because they’ll eventually end.

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Give something back. Leos are frequently lavishly generous, but I’m afraid you can have the habit, when you’re not paying attention, of being unthinkingly selfish, or failing to notice exactly how much someone else does for you, or you take for granted.

This week, exercise your famous generosity by giving something meaningful back. This means something more than buying them a book or taking them out to dinner–though there’s nothing wrong with those things as well. However, it’s time you really put some thought and effort and time into whatever you decide to give. Everyone knows how much you already value those. This week, please share them.

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