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THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: What’s the best new movie of 2017 you’ve seen so far?

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NEWS & VIEWS FEATURE STORY THIS WEEK’S PICKS FILM CRITIQUE FILM TIMES DA KINE CALENDAR THE GRID CLASSIFIED HOROSCOPE MIND, BODY & SPIRIT

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tinues to be a mystery to me. It isn’t funny, enlightening or interesting at all. Better to lose this thing and use the space for something worthwhile.

2. “Drew Toonz” - The same is true for this space. Unnecessary and stupid.

Clean up these two areas and keep up the rest of your good reporting.

-Steve Harrison, via email

A. 36 B. 48 C. 60 D. 72 E. 84

2. On Aug. 19, the LGBT Caucus of the Democratic Party of Hawai‘i announced that they were issuing a Statement of Support for which Hawaii elected official?

A. Gov. David Ige B. U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono C. U.S. Senator Brian Schatz D. U.S. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard E. U.S. Rep. Colleen Hanabusa

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3. On Sunday, Aug. 27, Ka‘ahumanu

1. On Aug. 24, the Maui Ocean Center released six Hawaiian green sea turtles to the waters near Maui, according to an Aug. 25 press release.

How many turtles has the center released since 1998, according to the Maui Ocean Center?

Church in Wailuku celebrated its anniversary. According to The Maui News’ Aug. 28 issue, how old is the church?

A. 165 years B. 175 years C. 185 years D. 195 years E. 205 years

See answers, page 45

HATES HONEST HISTORY This is so absurd and ignorant (Coconut Wireless–"Nice to see Hawaii taking up the fight against white supremacist statues,” Aug. 24, 2017). First, McKinley served all four years of the Civil War. He’s no Robert E. Lee. Second, Spain declared war on THE UNITED STATES, over his objections and efforts for peace.

Third, he did not “take over” Cuba and the Philippines, or they wouldn’t be selfgoverning nations today. As for Hawaii, were we supposed to let it and the other Pacific territories fall into the hands of the brutal, racist Japanese who allied with the Nazis in the Second World War? There were simply no good options for dealing with the war thrust upon him by the Spanish–who, since you’re racist and see only color, were Hispanic.

-John Hay, via MauiTime.com

The Editor responds: Somehow, everything you stated in your comment is wrong. William McKinley’s civil war record is irrelevant–his actions as U.S. President were imperialist and white supremacist, and therefore should disqualify him from getting honored with a statue. Second, the Spanish-American War started when the U.S. declared war on Spain. Third, though Cuba became an independent nation in 1902, the Philippines were a U.S. colony from the end of the war until 1946.

Fourth, your defense of McKinley’s decision to take over Hawaii is itself imperialist, and based on the racist notion that the Hawaiians could not govern themselves.

HATES THINGS THAT REQUIRE IMAGINATION I have been a long time reader of your publication. While I enjoy the news and stories you print, there are a couple of comments concerning a few things you include.

1. “Overheard” - For as long as I have read your paper, this insert con-

[Note: the following two letters are in response to our Aug. 17, 2017 Coconut Wireless item “An Easy Way for White People to Fight White Supremacists.”]

HATED ARTICLE Isn’t it great that we can have freedom of speech in America created by a bunch of white guys through our constitution.

That also can include a bias[ed] opinion not based on facts!

Terrible article... want to be honest like you say? You are very bias[ed] and racist towards one race called whites and also to the president! Racism comes in all colors so be honest with yourself like you said to your readers and the blame isn’t on one race. [By the way] I’m not white and I’m not black, I’m honest to call it like it is and my opinion to you is you sound very racist and your article is bias[ed].

What ever happened to real journalism because this is a bunch [of] crap that you put out. Can you respect my freedom of speech?

-Stan, via email

LOVED ARTICLE I am Asian American, new resident of Maui of three years, grew up in Washington, DC mostly. This is the first time I’ve felt somewhat a majority (at least not a minority)... and it feels strange, but in a positive way. Maybe this is just Hawaii and everyone gets friendly treatment and benefit of the doubt, but I’ve experienced these small benefits more often here than anywhere else I’ve lived. Maybe this is what “majority privilege” feels like? My adult kids are hapa. My husband is white. We have these discussions all the time.

Your column was right on. I hope many folks read it, think about it, discuss it and admit it can be a challenge as white liberals to really believe they are privileged. It means more when whites say these things to other whites.

It’s like the air we breathe. We assume everyone else breathes the same air but if others choke, it must be something about them and not the air.

-Sookie Kunst, via email

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GROUPS SUE DOT OVER BRIGHT HARBOR, AIRPORT LIGHTS

Overheard “Why are those guys running from a dinosaur that’s clearly a herbivore?”

-Guy at Fairmont Kea Lani’s Luana Lounge, Aug. 25

vigorously defend the State’s interest in this suit. While HDOT cannot comment on the specific allegations in an active lawsuit, it does want to reaffirm its commitment to operate its facilities in manners which are protective of all sensitive species and are consistent with legal requirements.”

BIG CHANGE OVER AT HPR Beth-Ann Kozlovich, who has hosted the public affairs forum Town Square on Hawaii Public Radio (HPR) since 1999, has left the nonprofit station to take a job at the health center Kahi Mohala on Oahu, the station announced on Aug. 25,

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Sometimes I’m amazed that any animals manage to survive in this monstrous machine called “civilization” that we humans have built for ourselves. Even constructions that seem completely innocent can wreak havoc on the other, less “evolved” species.

I thought of all this last week when I got a news release from the environmental law firm Earthjustice announcing a new lawsuit from a coalition of Hawaii organizations against the state Department of Transportation (DOT). The reason for the suit? The department’s failure “to address injuries and deaths of three species of critically imperiled seabirds caused by bright lighting at stateoperated airports and harbors on Kauai, Maui and Lanai,” according to the lawsuit.

The groups represented by Earthjustice– Hui Ho‘omalu i Ka ‘Aina, Conservation Council for Hawai‘i and the Center for Biological Diversity–assert that the threatened species Newell’s shearwater and the endangered species Hawaiian petrels and band-rumped storm petrels are all at risk from the bright lights at Hawaii’s harbors and airports.

“The seabirds are attracted to bright lights, like those at the department’s airport and harbor facilities,” states the news release. “Indeed, those facilities are among the largest documented sources in the state of injury and death to the birds. The seabirds become disoriented and circle the lights until they fall to the ground from exhaustion or crash into nearby buildings.”

According to Earthjustice, last October the state DOT “abruptly broke off discussions with federal and state wildlife agencies regarding its participation in an island-wide habitat conservation plan to minimize and mitigate harm to the rare seabirds on Kauai.” Now the groups want the DOT “to comply with its obligations under the Endangered Species Act to minimize and mitigate harm to the imperiled seabirds by securing incremental take permit coverage of its activities on all three islands,” according to the news release.

Put simply, the Endangered Species Act of 1973 prohibits activities that “take” (harass, injure or kill) endangered species.

Given that some activities will inevitably harm species, organizations like the DOT can first obtain an “incidental take permit” from the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service, but such permits place various restrictions on the activity. The groups filing the suit allege that the Hawaii DOT never did this.

“The tragic deaths of these endangered seabirds were preventable,” said Brian Segee, an attorney at the Center for Biological Diversity, in the Aug. 23 news release.

“The Department of Transportation can’t keep ignoring the Endangered Species Act. The department needs to do right by these amazing birds and improve conditions on the ground to offset the real harm caused over the years by these very bright lights.”

For its part, the DOT denies that it’s done anything wrong. Indeed, though DOT officials refused to comment on the specifics of the lawsuit, they did release a rather long statement to the press on Aug. 24: “The Hawaii Department of Transportation (HDOT) is tasked with the essential role of ensuring safe transportation facilities for the citizens of Hawaii as well as the millions of visitors to the Islands each year,” says the DOT statement. “HDOT also plays another critical role–that of a trustee of the State’s environmental resources

which requires it to conserve and maintain natural resources for the benefit of all the citizens of the State. HDOT takes both of these responsibilities extremely seriously and always seeks to identify ways to improve management of its facilities for the benefit of natural resources while maintaining safe operations.

“In the past several years, HDOT has proactively evaluated ways that its facilities can be operated in a manner that is most protective of all of the Islands’ sensitive resources, including threatened and endangered seabirds and other species. For example, HDOT recently expended hundreds of millions of dollars to install energy efficient lighting improvements at the State airports and commercial harbors to avoid impacts to sensitive species on the Islands as well as millions of dollars to safely translocate the endangered Nene away from airport facilities. HDOT has been and continues to be actively engaged with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, the agency charged with overseeing implementation of the federal Endangered Species Act, to ensure that the facilities are operated in ways that are consistent with federal laws and policies. HDOT has also been open to meeting with environmental groups and other interested parties to explore effective ways of further benefiting listed and sensitive species.

“Given its steadfast commitment to protecting Hawaii’s listed species, HDOT was disappointed to learn today that Earthjustice filed a lawsuit alleging that state-operated airports and harbors on Kauai, Maui and Lanai have resulted in unauthorized take of federally listed seabirds. HDOT will

Beth-Ann Kozlovich

which was also her last day. As a result, Town Square has been discontinued. Kozlovich also co-hosted The Conversation with Chris Vandercook, and as of Aug. 28 that show now runs Monday-Friday on HPR-1 at 11am.

“Beth-Ann has given so much to HPR over the years,” said HPR General Manager Jose A. Fajardo in a Aug. 25 news release from the station. “We are grateful for her tireless pursuit of excellence and her contribution to enriching the statewide conversation on a wide array of subjects. I join with the rest of the HPR staff in wishing her the very best as she transfers her formidable talents to another important community service.”

Kozlovich was a thoughtful, insightful host, and she’ll definitely be missed (disclosure: I’ve been a guest on The Conversation twice, first in 2014 and again in 2016). ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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peachment originates from the House [of Representatives],” which is presently controlled by Republicans.

But in responding to a question about expanding the tax credit for parents sending their children to college, Schatz clearly struck a chord with the audience.

“Tens of millions of dollars are going to for-profit, online institutions and they are not graduating more than 10 percent of their kids, and most kids who graduate have a degree they will soon find to be worthless,” Schatz said.

‘There are colleges that pulled in between two and two and a half billion dollars from the federal government and their graduation rate is three percent.”

Schatz argued that federal spending on student financial aid was the highest it’s ever been, and that the problem lay in delivery to institutions that simply negated the rise in aid by raising the cost of tuition. The problem, Schatz said, isn’t access but acceptable cost.

-Max Errickson

Nice shot, Schatz!

BRIEF REPORT ON SEN. SCHATZ’S KAHULUI TOWN HALL

Jersey Mike’s Subs opened its second Hawaii location on Wednesday, Aug. 30 in Wailuku. The new restaurant, located at 52 Maui Lani Parkway, is holding a grand opening and free sub fundraiser through Sept. 8. Proceeds will support the American Cancer Society.

Franchise owner Alvaro Garcia is circulating 7,500 coupons throughout the community, offering a free regular sub for a minimum $2 contribution to the American Cancer Society. Customers must have a coupon to be eligible.

-Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii, held a town hall meeting at noon on Tuesday, Aug. 22 at the Binhi At Ani Filipino Community Center in Kahului. About 150 people showed up, including Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa and Councilmembers Stacy Crivello and Kelly King.

The air was humid with only an occasional breeze when Schatz stepped forward to the microphone. Before he even opened his mouth everyone there stood and gave a thunderous applause.

The town hall lasted about 90 minutes. People asked about climate change, North Korea, possible federal spending cuts, the potential for impeaching President Donald Trump and college tax credits. On the issue of the Republicans’ failed attempts at repealing the Affordable Care Act, Schatz was happy to say that after the final vote, “nobody’s afraid of President Trump anymore.”

Councilmember King asked about the proposed budget cuts that have been put forward by White House Budget Director Mick Mulvaney and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnunchin. “Despite Mick Mulvaney’s budget proposals, all of them were ignored,” Schatz said. “I will tell you just as an example, Mulvaney proposed massive cuts to the Centers for Disease Control and the National Institute of Health. Not only did we not implement those cuts, but we raised funding for the CDC and NIH.”

This drew considerable applause.

Schatz then explained that the proper way to cut any major government programs requires a slow process of communication and interagency cooperation before demanding specific cuts.

Instead, Schatz explained, Mulvaney and Mnunchin simply outlined their wish list of cuts and sent it to Congress.

On the subject of North Korea and possible future conflicts, Schatz said that North Korea would probably produce a working Intercontinental Ballistic Missile sooner rather than later.

“The problem is we are no longer talking about decades away,” he said. “If everything goes right for them [North Korea], we are talking about years.”

Schatz did add that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson (whom Schatz voted against in January), was pursuing diplomacy in an aggressive manner using NGOs (non-government organizations), possibly the first steps to a stable resolution to the current situation. Schatz also said China would most likely not intervene in the situation in favor of the United States. “They are not going to do our foreign policy for us,” he said. Instead, Schatz said, the U.S. must pursue both diplomacy well as a strengthening of missile defenses around Hawaii.

It wasn’t a surprise when a resident asked Schatz for his thoughts on the U.S. Constitution’s 25th Amendment, which lays out a procedure for removing the president when he’s “unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office.” Schatz quickly insisted that “im-

JERSEY MIKE’S SUBS OPENS IN WAILUKU WITH FUNDRAISER

“We are very excited to be opening our second Hawaii store in Maui,” said Garcia. “At Jersey Mike’s our fundraising partnerships create a layer of sustainability for schools, youth sports leagues, and other nonprofits in and around our city. These partnerships allow us to truly become members of our community by allowing us to contribute to the success of our youth and our city. Our crew, city officials, and residents have a high level of respect for us for that reason. We honestly feel that we are changing the world one sub at a time.”

Garcia shares Jersey Mike’s commitment to quality products and exceptional customer service, and to giving back to the local community. Since 2010, Jersey Mike’s locations throughout the country have raised nearly $25 million for worthy local charities and have distributed more than 1.5 million free sub sandwiches to help numerous causes.

This year, the company’s seventh annual Jersey Mike’s Month of Giving in March raised more than $5.5 million for nearly 150 charities throughout the country.

Jersey Mike’s, a fast-casual sub sandwich franchise, opened in 1956. It currently has more than 1,500 locations open and under development nationwide. This year, Jersey Mike’s was named the country’s fastest-growing Limited Service Chain and fastestgrowing sandwich chain in the 2017 Nation’s Restaurant News Top 100. The restaurant will be open 10am to 9pm, seven days a week.

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by the Editors at Andrews McMeel

News Of The Weird INEXPLICABLE Odessa, Texas, resident Ernesto Baeza Acosta, 34, has legally changed his name to Ernesto Trump and declared himself the son of President Trump. His NSFW Facebook page features photographs of Ernesto wearing a Trump-like wig and asks viewers to “Please share this so that my Dad your president can see this and spend time with me.” Ernesto is a fan of President Trump, but his immigrant mother is unamused about his name change.

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BRIGHT IDEAS Alana Nicole Donahue, 27, of Springfield, Oregon, just wanted to entertain her children and nephew with a joy ride around the neighborhood. But on July 12, as she pulled the kids (ages 2, 4 and 8) behind her Ford Taurus in a plastic red wagon, she was arrested for reckless endangerment.

Donahue told police she was just “showing the kids a good time.”

However, horrified witnesses saw the car going about 30 mph as the wagon went up on two wheels going around a busy traffic circle at rush hour.

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT David Blackmon identified himself as a drug dealer when he called the Okaloosa (Florida) County Sheriff’s Office on July 16 to report that $50 in cash and a quarter-ounce of cocaine had been stolen from his car. When officers investigated, they found a baggie with “suspected cocaine,” a crack pipe and a crack rock in the car. Blackmon was charged with possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia.

COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS Everett Lee Compton Jr., 49, told Siloam Springs, Arkansas, police that marijuana “makes him do sick things” after they apprehended him for abusing female donkeys. The donkeys’ owners, Emert and Joyce Whitaker, had set up a surveillance camera and recorded Compton on three occasions putting a bag over a donkey’s head and placing his pelvis against its rear end. “It just made me sick to my stomach,” said Joyce Whitaker.

“To know that she couldn’t tell nobody and that she was having to go through this.”

TECHNOLOGY RUN AMOK A security robot named Steve suffered a soggy fatal error on July 17

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when it tumbled down several steps and into a fountain in Washington, D.C. New to the job, the robot had been patrolling the Washington Harbour area of Georgetown, mapping out its features in an effort to prevent just such an accident. “He looked so happy and healthy,” an area mourner tweeted after the incident. Another observer was less sympathetic. “Robots: 0; humans: 1,” he tweeted.

THE PINK PANTHER, HE AIN’T Police in Wayne County, North Carolina, are looking for a careless cat burglar who keeps waking people up as he robs them. At least one victim awakened by the slender white man in early July has seen him wearing a pink polka-dot beach towel around his head. Police aren’t sure if he’s actually gotten away with any loot.

THE ANIMAL KINGDOM An African grey parrot named Bud may have been the key witness in convicting 49-year-old Glenna Duram of White Cloud, Michigan, in the shooting death of her husband, Martin Duram, 46. The investigation of the 2015 shooting dragged on for a year before Martin’s first wife, who inherited the parrot, shared with a local TV station a videotape of Bud imitating two people having an argument, including the words “Don’t (expletive) shoot.” Three weeks later, Glenna Duram was arrested and charged with first-degree murder, and on July 19, she was found guilty.

ANGER MANAGEMENT Two AT&T utility workers apparently didn’t work fast enough on lines outside the home of Jorge Jove, 64, of Hialeah, Florida, on July 19.

After confronting the workers, Jove went back into his house, came out carrying a gun and began shooting at the AT&T trucks, deflating the tires.

Jove reloaded twice and shot at the trucks’ engines before aiming at Gilberto Ramos, a service worker who was up on a utility pole. Jove was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

MOVE OVER, MACE Women in China are buying “antipervert flamethrowers” that can be carried discreetly in a handbag and launch a scorching rebuff up to 50cm (about 20 inches) when needed. Chinese police have warned that the devices are illegal, but one vendor called them a “legal, non-lethal tool.” ■

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h Brah: What gives stealing my cherry 1989 4Runner from Costco? It was in broad daylight, too, while I was inside for 20 minutes. Even worse, you got all my spearguns and dive gear, and left me standing there in the parking lot with 48 rolls of toilet paper.

Grabbing rental cars is one thing, but a classic 4Runner full of fishing gear? NO PONO! ■

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Our island knows food. When summer crowds of visitors start to thin out, locals know that it’s the perfect time to head out to Maui’s finest restaurants.

This September is packed with kama‘aina deals, early birds, discounts, specials and more. It doesn’t matter if you’re looking for plate lunches or elegant entrees, our annual Taste of Maui will give you the best deals to broke da mouth but not da wallet. So grab your ‘ohana and fill your ‘opu!

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COOL CAT CAFE West Maui AMIGO’S - Daily, kama‘aina receives 20 percent off with valid Hawaii ID (must present coupon on page 32). (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0210; Amigosmaui.com BANYAN TREE RESTAURANT Wednesdays from 5:30-9pm, guest receive half-off select bottle wines. (The Ritz-Carlton, 1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua

BREAKWALL SHAVE ICE CO. Daily, kama‘aina get 20 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-449-6100; Breakwallmaui.com

ID. (must present coupon on page 14). Tuesdays starting at 9pm features a $5 food and drink menu and Wednesdays is wine night, $5 to sample 4 wines. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Daily from 4:45-5:30pm, during September, offering a Taster Menu: three courses for $27, choice of starter, entree and dessert. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FRIDA’S MEXICAN BEACH HOUSE - Daily, kama‘aina get 25 percent off food and beverages during lunch and dinner with valid Hawaii ID (bar seating only). (1287 Front St., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1287; Fridasmaui.com HONU SEAFOOD AND PIZZA - Daily, kama‘aina get 25 percent off food and beverages during lunch and dinner with

CAFE CAFE MAUI - Open from 7am4pm and Friday’s until 10pm, kama‘aina get 15 percent off all food and drink in September. Uniformed first responders and Military receives 30 percent off.

(129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com CANE AND CANOE - Daily in September and October, kama‘aina get 25 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Daily, all day kama‘aina get 20 percent off. And, during September, they’re offering a Happy Hour Double Kama‘aina from 5-6pm–you get 40 percent off with valid Hawaii ID (does not include alcohol).

(672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com

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BLACK ROCK KITCHEN - SundaysThursdays from 5:30-9pm, during September, kama‘aina get 30 percent off food from the dinner menu. On Fridays and Saturdays from 5:30-9pm, kama‘aina get half off food on the dinner menu with valid Hawaii ID. (Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com

BURGER SHACK KAPALUA - Daily from 11am-4:30pm, kama‘aina get 25 percent off food and drink with valid Hawaii ID. (DT Flemings Beach Park, Kapalua); 808-669-6200; Burgershackkapalua.com

CASTAWAY CAFE - Monday is Burger N’ Brews, offering any half-pound burger and Castaway IPA draft beer for $17.95. Tuesdays is Pasta Night, featuring buy-one-get-one free pasta special.

Wednesday is Date Night, entrees, salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. Thursday is Taco Night, three tacos (mahi or chicken) with rice and beans for $15.95. Friday is Seafood Night, seafood extravaganza for two, with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread for $47.95.

Saturday is Prime Rib Night, prime rib with baked potato and vegetable medley choose an 8oz for $24.95 or a 12oz for $29.95. Sunday is BBQ Rib Night, baby back pork ribs, vegetable medley and a choice of baked potato or white rice for $24.95. (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com

HONU CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Open daily from 8am-11pm, kama‘aina and military get 15 percent off at any time. Early birds who dine between 8-11am can get the breakfast special for $5.99 and Bloody Mary’s and Mimosa’s are $5.50. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CHINA BOWL ASIAN CUISINE Daily, kama‘aina get 10 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-0660; Chinabowlmaui.com

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COOL CAT CAFE - Daily, all day kama‘aina get 20 percent off. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Everyday, kama‘aina get 20 percent off all food and non-alcoholic beverages. During September from 7:30-10:30am, kama‘aina who buy one breakfast entree will get one free with valid Hawaii

valid Hawaii ID (bar seating only). (1295 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9390; Honumaui.com JAPENGO - Daily, kama‘aina get 15 percent off food. (excluding alcohol, tax and gratuity). (Hyatt Regency Maui, 200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ - Early Bird Pasta Special.

Daily from 2pm-5pm during the month of September, buy one pasta entree and receive the second for half off.

Also, if you buy one 10oz hamburger, receive the second for $5. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com KOHOLA BREWERY - Daily, kama‘aina receive 15 percent off on pint sales, except 5-7pm during Hoppy Hour. Monday’s from 5-11pm is Service Industry Night with Hoppy Hour prices and 15 percent off merchandise.

(910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com

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Breakfast 7:30-10:30am • Kitchen Open ‘Til Midnight •Bar Open ‘Til 2am 658 Front Street | Lahaina | 808.661.4900 | dthmaui.com 14 AUGUST 31, 2017

PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

PI ARTISAN PIZZA MAI TAI BAR - Daily, kama‘aina get 20 percent off food with valid Hawaii ID. (Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com MALA OCEAN TAVERN - Daily, kama‘aina receive 25 percent off food and beverages during lunch and dinner with valid Hawaii ID (bar seating only). (1307 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-9394; Malaoceantavern.com MONSOON INDIA - Sundays from 11am-1pm, offers a lunch buffet for $24.95. (760 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8756666; Monsoonindiamaui.com PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Sundays and Mondays from 5:30-9pm, during the month of September, kama‘aina get half-off entrees with valid Hawaii ID. (one entree per person, offer not valid on to go orders or with any other special offers). (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL - Daily, kama‘aina get 25 percent off food with

valid Hawaii ID. (Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort, 6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com PI ARTISAN PIZZERIA - Friday and Saturday, starting at 9:30pm, get 30 percent off selected pizzas. Four-hour parking validation with purchase. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com

20% KAMA’AINA ALL DAY EVERYDAY FOR 15 YEARS! *WITH YOUR LOCAL HAWAII I.D.

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PINEAPPLE GRILL - During the month of September kama‘aina get 20 percent off breakfast and lunch and from 5-6pm and 8-9pm kama‘aina who buy one dinner entree will receive the second for half off. On Tuesdays from 5-9pm, receive half off Chef’s Select Fish Special. Must have valid Hawaii driver’s license. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; Pineapplegrillmaui.com PULEHU, AN ITALIAN GRILL Mondays from 8-9:30pm, kama‘aina get half off food, not valid with Tramonto Sunset Menu. Must show Hawaii ID and/or local business card. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com

THE BEST

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ON MAUI BEST OF MAUI WINNER FOR 14 YEARS S IN A ROW! FRESH FISH STEAKS SALADS BABYBACK RIBS CHICKEN

PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

SERVING LUNCH & DINNER 7 DAYS A WEEK

TRY OUR BURGER OF THE MONTH!

THE WHARF CINEMA CENTER 667-0908 • COOLCATCAFE.COM Find us on : Cool Cat Cafe Maui

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September Back to School Kama’aina Special

All Teishoku’s $14 Each On Tuesdays Only Offer ends 9/30/17. Not valid with other offers or coupons

CATERING • COCKTAILS TAKE-OUTS

808.242.9630

1063 Lower Main Street Wailuku

URGENT CARE • ACUTE INJURY • XRAY

GOT WRINKLES? NOT ANYMORE!!!

SEPTEMBER SPECIALS Dysport or Botox- $50 Off Restylane & Juvederm Fillers - $50 Off Latisse - $25 Off Some restrictions apply. Expires 9/30/17.

Call today for your free consultation!

“Enhancing your Natural Beauty” Lahaina Gateway 305 Keawe St, Ste 507, Lahaina Maui Marketplace 270 Dairy Road, Ste 239, Kahului

808.667.6161 | minitmed.com 16 AUGUST 31, 2017

TAVERNA - Mondays from 5-6pm, kama‘aina get half off all entrees.

Wednesday, get half off selected wines by the glass, at the bar only.

Thursday thru Saturday after 9pm it’s the industry social with $9 speciality drinks, $2 off all beers and 25 percent off wines by the glass. (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com

PHOTO BY DAVID WATERSUN

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - During the month of September and October, all day Ohana Special: Pizza with two toppings, breadsticks and four sodas for $25. Also enjoy Happy Hour from 11am-6pm with $4 Margaritas, well drinks and Bloody Mary’s and $3 Pacifico draft.

(1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com

SEA HOUSE

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Daily from 7am-2pm and 5:30-9pm, during the month of September, kama‘aina get 25 percent off breakfast, lunch and dinner (excludes alcohol). (Napili Kai Resort,

5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-1500; Seahousemaui.com PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

SANSEI - Thursdays and Fridays, starting at 10pm, during Sansei’s popular Karaoke nights, appetizers and sushi are half-off and select draft beers are discounted. (600 Office Rd., Kapalua); 808-669-6286; Sanseihawaii.com

SLAPPY CAKES - Daily, kama‘aina get 15 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. (3350 L Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-419-6600; Slappycakes.com SON’Z STEAKHOUSE - Daily from 5:30-9:30pm, during the month of September, kama‘aina get 25 percent off on food. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4506; Sonzrestaurant.com

TAVERNA

Mahalo Kama‘aina, All September receive 10% off on weekends.

Now Open for Private Events • Open Daily for Brunch 8am-1pm 93 Hana Hwy, Paia

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@PaiaInnCafe • 808.579.6000 • www.paiainn.com

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PHOTO BY DARRIS HURST

COW PIG BUN South Maui 5 PALMS RESTAURANT - Daily from 3-9pm and 9-10pm, get half off Happy Hour Sushi with a one drink minimum per person (does not apply to other sushi or to-go orders). (2960 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2607; 5palmsrestaurant.com ALOHA THAI FUSION - MondayFriday, buy one entree and receive the second for half price. (115 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-268-7018; Alohathaifushion.com AMIGO’S KIHEI - Daily kama‘aina get 20 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. (must present coupon on page 32).

(1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-9952; Amigosmaui.com BISTRO MOLOKINI - Daily, kama‘aina get 20 percent off food and non-alcoholic beverages. (not valid on Holiday Brunches or combined with any other discounts or promotions).

(Grand Wailea, 3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com BOTERO LOUNGE - Daily, kama‘aina get 20 percent off food and non-alcoholic beverages (not valid on Holiday Brunches or be combined with any other discounts or promotions. (Grand Wailea, 3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com COW PIG BUN - Open Monday-Saturday from noon-midnight, during Happy Hour from 3-6pm and 10pm-Midnight, everyone gets 20 percent off the entire menu. (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808875-8100; Cowpigbun.com

10% OFF AFTER 3PM With proof of ANY gym membership.

WINNER BEST NEW RESTAURANT 2017 ~MAUITIME, Best Of Maui

DUO STEAK AND SEAFOOD Daily, kama‘aina get 20 percent off the entire check with valid Hawaii ID. (Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com/maui FERRARO’S BAR E RISTORANTE - Daily, kama‘aina who buy one entree will get the second of equal or lesser value for free. (Four Seasons Resort, 3900 Wailea Alanui); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com/maui

PHOTO COURTESY MAUITIME

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Now Serving Prime Rib Dinner $25 Authentic Japanese Cuisine & Fresh Sushi DINNER – DESSERT – BYOB

81 Makawao Ave. • Pukalani www.kojimassushi.com 808.573.2859

KAMA’AINA SEPTEMBER

15% OFF ALLL FOOD FOO OD & DR DRINK

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FRIDAYS UNTIL 10PM FOR ART NIGHT 129 Lahainaluna Rd, Lahaina, HI 96761 808.661.0006 | cafecafemaui.com

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GANNON’S - Daily from 11am-3pm, kama‘aina get 20 percent off lunch entrees and from 5-9pm get half off dinner entrees. Scorecard Special: 19 Hole Special: Anyone can bring in your current scorecard and your first well drink or beer will match your score!

Round of 80 = $0.80 drink or beer.

(100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-8758080; Gannonsrestaurant.com

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Tuesday starting 5pm, $1 Tacos and $3 Coronas and Cuervo shots. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com HUMBLE MARKET KITCHIN - Starting in September, on Thursdays from 5-7pm, kama‘aina get 25 percent off. (Wailea Beach Resort, 3700 Wailea Alanui); 808-879-4655; Hmkmaui.com

KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Daily from 2:30-6pm, half off on tapas and pupus, $1 off all beers, and $8 specialty drinks.

(470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com MANOLI’S PIZZA COMPANY - Daily from 11am-Midnight, kama‘aina get 15 percent off food (not combinable with Happy Hour prices). (100 Wailea Ike); 808-874-7499; Manolispizzacompany.com MATTEO’S OSTERIA - During September and October, kama‘aina get half off pasta or entree from 5-9pm during dinner, and keiki who get one pizza or pasta will receive a free sundae. On Wednesdays everyone receives half off selected bottles of wines. (161 Wailea Ike Pl.); 808-891-8466; Matteosmaui.com

PHOTO COURTESY GANNON’S

GRAND DINING ROOM - Daily, kama‘aina get 20 percent off food and non-alcoholic beverages (not valid on Holiday Brunches or combined with any other discounts or promotions.

(Grand Wailea, 3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com

KAHALE’S MAUI’S LOCAL DIVE BAR Tuesdays from 10am-6pm, during September, kama‘aina get half off their first appetizer. (36 Keala Pl., Kihei); 808-875-7711.

GANNON’S

HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA‘A Daily, kama‘aina get 20 percent off food and non-alcoholic beverages (not valid on Holiday Brunches or combined with any other discounts or promotions).

(Grand Wailea, 3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com

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20% OFF FOR KAMA’AINA ALL DAY EVERY DAY

SEPTEMBER DOUBLE KAMA‘AINA SPECIAL 40% off Every Day in September 5-6PM

*Does *D * D not apply l to alcohol. l h l Di D Dine-in i only. l P Present valid l d HI li HI IID. D Not valid with any other discount, offer or promotions.

OPEN DAILY 10:30AM-10:30PM HAPPY HOUR 2-5PM PUPU SPECIALS FEATURING LIVE MUSIC DAILY! SERVING THE COLDEST GROG ON FRONT STREET! VOTED BEST FISH & CHIPS 2O16!

ENJOY HANDCRAFTED FOOD AND BEVERAGES IN OUR KAHANA PUB Open Daily 11am-10pm Happy Hour 3:30-5:30pm Visit our Brewery and Tasting Room in Kihei!

Full restaurant opening on-site in early 2018.

672 Front St. Lahaina Located next to Cool Cat Cafe

808.667.0988 22 AUGUST 31, 2017

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SANSEI - Thursdays and Fridays, starting at 10pm, during Sansei’s popular Karaoke nights, appetizers and sushi are half off and select draft beers are discounted.

(1881 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-8790004; Sanseihawaii.com

PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

$5 OFF ANY GIANT PIZZA With Coupon

808-270-9888

THE PINT AND CORK PIZZA MADNESS - During September, receive $5 off a giant pizza (must present coupon on page 23).

(1455 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-270-9888; Pizzamadnessmaui.com

COUPON

Next to Maui Dive Shop • 1455 S. Kihei Rd.

• Must present coupon • Expires 9/30/17 • Not valid with other offers • One coupon per visit

SARENTO’S ON THE BEACH - Daily from 7am-10pm, kama‘aina get 15 percent off food (not combinable with happy hour prices).

(2980 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-7555; Sarentosonthebeach.com.

THE PINT AND CORK - Tuesdays from 5-10pm, during September, kama‘aina who buy one entree will receive the second for half off. Valid Hawaii ID required. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-BEER.

Breakfast & Mimosas Daily 8am-2:30pm

Great breakfast menu • $9 Mimosa’s with $2 Refills!

South Maui’s Best Happy Hour Daily 2:30-6pm

½ off Select Pupus • $8.00 Specialty Drinks • $1 Off Beers

Sunday Brunch 8am-2:30pm

Special Brunch menu for just $19.95!

Sunday’s – Kono’s Sunset — Sunday Dance Party Live Soul, Blues & Classic Rock Songs 5-8pm

Panoramic Ocean & Mountain Views

In Door & Outdoor Seating

Live Music Tues-Sun Evenings

Located at the Maui Nui Golf Course | 470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei 808.633.4220 | konosonthegreen.com | Follow us! / konos-on-the-green Specialized service for large groups, weddings, receptions, special occasions, and corporate events.

FA R M T O TA B L E B E A C H F R O N T D I N I N G

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ENTREES

SUNDAYS AND MONDAYS 5:30 pm to 9 pm *1 ENTREE PER PERSON *MUST HAVE VALID HI I.D. *NOT VALID W/ ANY OTHER OFFERS

808.667.4341 • 505 FRONT STREET, LAHAINA HI 96761 • PACIFICOMAUI.COM

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F I N E D I N I N G I N PA I A

Kama‘aina Wednesday A la Carte Menu HAWAII STATE DRIVER LICENSE REQUIRED (STRICTLY ENFORCED FOR ALL MEMBERS OF PARTY)

Reservations ◆ 808.579.3354 ◆ 115 Baldwin Ave. Paia ◆ NylosMaui.com Follow us on @nylosmaui

Maui’s New Estate Sale Company We Offer:

In home estate sales, staging & marketing Estate purchasing, clean outs & consignment 25 YEARS EXPERIENCE FREE VERBAL APPRAISALS & CONSULT WE SELL: Antiques, jewelry, collectibles, art & furn

Serving All Islands

call rusty: 808.800.4680 estatesaleguru.org

THANK YOU MAUI FOR 16 YEARS IN BUSINESS

RECEIVE KAMA’AINA DEAL KAMA’AINA 50% OFF ALL PIZZA MONDAY’S $16 FISH & CHIPS W/ GUINNESS ALL DAY EVERYDAY (Hawaii ID required)

(dine-in, max three per table, Hawaii ID required)

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea | 808.874.1131 | Open 12pm-2am Mu l l i g an so n th e b l u e.com

95 E Lipoa St. Kihei | 808.874.0888 | Open 7am-9:30pm 34 Wailea Gateway | 808.874.1234 | Open 4-9pm

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while supplies last). Medical Director Dr. Okwuje will be available to answer your health and wellness questions. There will also be a raffle and light refreshments will be served. Walk-ins welcome. (RevitalizeMaui, 300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-4197445; Revitalizemaui.com

(Grand Wailea, 3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com

VOLCANO BAR AND GRILL - Daily, kama‘aina get 20 percent off food and non-alcoholic beverages (not valid on Holiday Brunches or combined with any other discounts or promotions).

WOW WOW HAWAIIAN LEMONADE - Kama‘aina get $1 off any new jar purchase, anytime. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-344-0319; Wowwowhawaiianlemonade.com

PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

WHAT ALES YOU - Tuesday, $10 Bowl and Pint Night (choose Chili and Rice or Chicken Bento Bowl). Friday, $10 Brat N’ Beer Night. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808214-6581; Whatalesyoumaui.com

WHAT ALES YOU

VIBE BAR AND NIGHTCLUB - Formerly Ambrosia’s Martini Lounge, Vibe is open daily from 6pm-1:45am, and offer 20 percent kama‘aina discount from 6-10pm, with valid Hawaii ID. On Mon-

day’s it’s Service Industry Night with half off well drinks and $2 off everything else (must present Maui liquor card). Tuesdays offers a two for one special, and throughout the week offer specials on different drink concoctions. Sundays have Happy Hour prices all night. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Vibenightclubmaui.com VITAMIN BAR - On Sept. 8 from 3-5pm, receive half off all vitamin, weight loss and energy shots (limit one shot per person,

PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

THE RESTAURANT AT HOTEL WAILEA - Daily, kama‘aina who buy one entree will receive the second for half-off with a valid Hawaii ID. (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Hotelwailea.com/rhw

808 ON MAIN

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Java Jazz Celebrates 20 Years Of Fun, Good Food and Music!

Proud Sponsor of 7 Day All Paid Vacations for Wounded Warriors.

September Kama‘aina Early Bird Special* Buy One 10 oz. Ultimate Burger & Receive the Second for Only $5, 2-5PM! or Buy One Pasta Entree & Receive 50% OFF the Second, 5-6PM * Must mention this Mauitime ad, requires valid HI ID. Offer ends Saturday, September 30th, 2017.

Maui’s Best Prices!

10oz. Lobster $35 | 10oz. Filet Mignon $35 Locals Favorite Breakfast Spot ~ Served Daily 6am-Close Java Jazz Restaurant and Coffee House Open Daily 6am-10pm • Happy Hour 3pm-5pm Live Music Every Night 7pm-10pm 808-661-0787 • 3550 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Lahaina • www.javajazzmaui.com

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KAMA'AINA SEPTEMBER 25% OFF FOOD & BEVERAGES while sitting at bar at all 3 locations with valid Hawaii Drivers license.

PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

Free nightly valet parking.

MAX’S RESTAURANT Central Maui 808 ON MAIN - Mondays $5 Mojitos special, Tuesdays is Fat Tuesday $10 for beer and BBQ fries, Wednesday is Wing Wednesday $10 for beer and a half dozen wings, Thursday offers $5 specials and Saturday is $5 Bloody Mary’s.

(2051 Main St., Wailuku); 808-242-1111; 808onmain.com AMIGO’S KAHULUI - Daily kama‘aina receives 20 percent off with valid Hawaii ID. (must present coupon on page 32).

(333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-872-9525; Amigosmaui.com ASIAN CUISINE AND SUSHI BAR - Daily from 12-2pm and 9pm-2am, receive half off sushi specials. House Special $10.95 combination plate. (65 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-7776; Asiancuisinemaui.com MAX’S RESTAURANT - Receive 10 percent off on you first party booking. (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-4196784; Maxsrestaurantusa.com/maui

PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR - Tuesdays, tacos are $2 and throughout the week they offer free pool, darts and karaoke and a variety of specials. (928 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4804; Facebook.com/Playmakers-Sports-Bar QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU CENTER During September, shoppers who spend $100 or more Monday through Thursday anywhere in QKC will receive a free movie ticket from Consolidated Theaters Ka‘ahumanu 6. You may spend it at one location or multiple locations, as long as it totals $100 (excludes gratuity and tax).

(275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

1295 Front Street • Lahaina 667.9390 • honumaui.com

RAMEN YA - Daily, receive a free gyoza with regular meal purchase. (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-9688; Ramenyahawaii.com SEASCAPE MA‘ALAEA RESTAURANT - Fridays from 5-9pm, during September, kama‘aina receives half off Mango Hoisin Baby Back ribs and during Labor Day weekend Sept. 1-4 all can get 20 percent off all appetizers. (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808270-7068; Mauioceancenter.com/dine 1307 Front Street • Lahaina 667.9394 • malaoceantavern.com

PHOTO COURTESY SEASCAPE MA‘ALAEA

SEASCAPE MA‘ALAEA

1287 Front St | Lahaina 661.1287 • fridasmaui.com

Not valid with any other discount or during Happy Hour 3pm–4:30pm. 18% gratuity will be added to total before discount.

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T H E W O O D E N C R AT E R E S TA U R A N T AT L U M E R I A

Feeding your soul never tasted so good.

SEPTEMBER & OCTOBER KAMA‘AINA DEALS Thursdays Kama`aina Night Family style farm to table dinner

Kama`aina receive 20% off with valid Hawaii ID Catering & Special Events: Christmas Parties, OfƂce Celebrations , Business Meetings & More.

Daily: Breakfast 7-10am | Lunch 12-4pm | Dinner: Two Seatings, 6:30pm or 7pm

BUY ONE, GET ONE

50% OFF Pasta or Entrée During Dinner 5-9pm (Lower price discounted, dine-in only, excluding nightly specials).

Hawaii ID required.

WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS! Every Wednesday!

808.891.VINO (8466) 161 WAILEA IKE PLACE WAILEA 28 AUGUST 31, 2017

F Get 50%cOtFed on Sele of Bottles Wine

808 • 579 • 8877 www.lumeriamaui.com

Upcountry Maui HALI‘IMAILE GENERAL STORE - Monday through Friday, 11am-9pm and Saturday and Sunday 5-9pm, kama‘aina get 20 percent off dinner entrees and during lunch buy one lunch dessert get one free with the purchase of a lunch entree. On Sunday, all can enjoy a Prime Rib three-course prix fixe dinner for $38.95. (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com

PHOTO COURTESY MAUITIME

WHOLE FOODS MARKET MAUI Tuesdays, street-style tacos are buy two for $3 choose beef or tofu with cilantro, onions and Adoboloco Hot Sauce; Wednesdays, enjoy fresh, locally grown greens and veggies from the salad bar and save $1 or more off. Or try made-in-house dishes on the hot bar. Now including the smoked meat bar. (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

WAILUKU COFFEE CO.

TOKYO TEI - On Tuesdays in September, kama‘aina can buy any Teishoku for $14 during lunch and dinner. (1063 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-242-9630; Tokyotei.com

WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Monday-Saturday, 7am-5pm and Sunday, 8am-3pm. ChowNow online ordering available for full food and drink menu, receive 20 percent off your first order. Check into YELP and show proof of check-in to cashier to receive 15 percent off food and drinks. (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com

PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

STEEL HORSE SALOON - Mondays, enjoy discounts on Martini’s; Tuesdays have $2 specials; Thursdays have Margaritas for $4, all made with fresh local flavors. (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-245-2206.

NYLO’S

Sports Bar’s September Menu!

50% Off 6-7pm Dine-in Only (excludes live sporting events) #1 Chicken Wings #2 Coconut Shrimp #5 Pot Stickers #9 2 Tacos (hard shell) #15 Hawaiian Bacon Grill Cheese

#28 House Fried Rice #29 Pad Tai #36 Paradise Stir Fry #10F Double Pepperoni Pizza (8 inches)

Daily Pizza Specials

Try one of our Stromboli Pizza Rolls:

NFL TICKET ALL GAMES! Open at 6:45am on Sunday for Breakfast Daily Happy Hour 3-6pm 808.667.6655 | mauisportsbar.com 843 Wainee St.

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Sunrise to Sunset, Oceanfront Dining

Breakfast: 7am-2pm, Lunch: 9am–2pm, Dinner: 5:30–9pm Sea House Bar & Terrace: 7:30am–10pm, Music from 7pm Happy Hour: 2–4:30pm, Pupus from $6.

25% Kamaaina Discount - September 2017

SUSHI

- IN THE HEART OF PAIA FEATURING CHEF IVAN BERSAMIN

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner (Food Only)

Award-Winning Dining

808.669.1500

www.seahousemaui.com Celebrating Over 50 Years at the Beach

5900 Lower Honoapiilani Road, Napili, Hawaii 96761 • www.napilikai.com Located at the beautiful Napili Kai Beach Resort • Celebrating Over 50 Years of Aloha *Hawaii ID required. Good for Food only. Some restrictions apply.

Not valid on Holidays or early bird specials.

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PHOTO BY SEAN M HOWER

NYLOS - Fine dining on Wednesdays, kama‘aina ala carte menu available with valid Hawaii ID. (115 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-3354; Nylosmaui.com

WITH 2 TOPPING

BREAD STICKS

& 4 SODAS

MAUIWINE MAUIWINE - Daily from 10am-5:30pm, during September kama‘aina get half off tastings, and 15 percent off on purchases of wines by the bottle and MauiWine logo merchandise. (Ulupalakua Vineyards; 14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

PIZZA ONLY

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, AUG. 31 AHIWELA – There’s a Hawaiian Music Series Concert with Ahiwela at the Baldwin Home Museum. Ahiwela is made up of local musicians Zacc Kekona, Jacob de la Nux and Jesse Tanoue. They’ll play music from country and Hawaiian music genres. The public is invited to bring low-backed beach chairs, blankets and their friends and family. Free. 6pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-6613262; Lahainarestoration.org/baldwin-home-museum.

Photo courtesy Karlee Carlucci

SEATALK WITH EDEN ZANG – There’ll be a SeaTalk with Eden Zang of the Oceanwide Science Institute (OSI) at the Maui Ocean Center. Zang is a Research Specialist for OSI, an organization of experts that uses sound monitoring to study Maui’s marine environment. The theme of the talk is “EARs in the Sea: Whale and Dolphin Behavior Revealed Through Acoustics.” Attendees will learn how OSI investigates spinner dolphins and humpback whales and new clues into the functions of humpback whale songs. Seating is limited.

Free. 5:30pm. Maui Ocean Center. (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7075; info@mauioceancenter.com. Photo: Oceanwide Science Institute

FRIDAY, SEPT. 1 DARUDE ENDLESS SUMMER – Darude’s Endless Summer show will be at d he’ll Da Warehouse Maui. Darude is a Finnish record producer and DJ, and bring his eclectic mix of trance, tech, breaks and house music to Maui’ss club oundscene. Here’s a rare chance to see a European DJ play here alongside #Poundse town, Deviant, DJ Kurt and Big Mike. 18+. $25-40. 9pm. Da Warehouse Maui, (200 Waiehu Beach Rd., Wailuku); 808-688-8008; Dawarehousemaui.com. Photo courtesy Facebook/Darude

AFTERGLOW YOGA’S GRAND RE-OPENING – Check out Afterglow Yoga’s Grand Re-Opening Party in Wailuku.

The event will feature a Euphoria Chocolate Lounge, belly dancing with Lynette Day and an Ecstatic Dance Party with DJ Diva Deva. Free. 6pm. Afterglow Yoga, (145 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-268-9723; Afterglowyoga.com.

Photo courtesy Facebook/ Afterglow Yoga

FRIDAY, SEPT. 1 MAUI CHEF’S INVITATIONAL – The second annual Maui Chef’s Invitational will be at the Maui Tropical Plantation from Friday, Sept. 1 until Sunday, Sept.

3. Visiting chefs include Brett Cooper (NorCal), Brooke Williamson (LA), Jeremiah Stone (NY), Kenny Gilbert (FL) and Travis Grimes (SC). Local chefs include Sheldon Simeon (Tin Roof) and Jeff Scheer (Mill House). Friday and Saturday will feature different multi-course tasting menus while Sunday will be a special chef’s BBQ cook-off. $75-250. 6pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi`ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 855-364-6622; Mauichefsinvitational.com.

Photo of Chef Kenny Gilbert: Agnes Lopez

MASCARA VARIETY SHOW – There’ll be a Mascara ra eVariety Show at Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill. Prensented by Boy Valentine, the show will be entertaining, theatrical, fashionable, fun and cheeky. The list off entertainers is a surprise, so make sure to attend to find out who’s who in this fabulous new show! $1020. 9pm. Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com.

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FRIDAY, SEPT. 1 BEER & CHOCOLATE PAIRING – There’s a Beer & Chocolate Pairing at Kohola Brewery. Beer and chocolate lovers are warmly invited to partake in a decadent foodie event full of stimulating and tasty activities. Indulge in eight chocolate delights from Sweet Paradise Chocolatier, paired with four four-ounce pours of locally crafted beers. 21+. $25. 5pm. Kohola Brewery, (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-868-3198; Koholabrewery.com.

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SATURDAY, S SA ATURDA SEPT. 2 VINYL V INY FRONTIER - Waay Out West and Chilltown Produc ductions present a wax-filled journey into sound at Charley ley's. A handpicked crew of DJs, including DJ Blast, DJ B Boomshot, DJ Skinny Guy and DJ Joralien, are closin ing up their laptops and pulling out their crates for a n night of records from every corner of the galaxy. Expect th the unexpected. $10. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant an Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; and Cha Charleysmaui.com Photo courtesy Pixabay

POTTER FOR LIFE FUNDRAISER – Pacific Cancer POTTERS Foun Foundation’s “Potters For Life” Fundraiser will be at Na Nalu’s South Shore Grill from Saturday, Sept. 2 un until Monday, Sept. 4. It’s a three-day pottery sale a and attendees will find great pottery created by loc cal artists like Sookie Kunst, Pat Lynch, Anne Je Jenny and Chris Goodwin. There’ll also be clay de demos, daily tea ceremonies and many opportunities to support Pacific Cancer Foundation’s life-saving and an life-supporting programs. Free. 12pm. Nalu’s Sh South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650; Pacificcance Pacificcancerfoundation.org.

Photo: Flickr/Susy Morris

SUNDAY, UNDAY SEPT SEPT. 3 KIRTAN EXPERIENCE – Enjoy a Kirtan Experience at Maui Kirtan Yoga Center in Kula. The event is open to all people of all faiths. Kirtan is a form of singing and chanting sacred mantras in unison with a group.

It’s a transcendental form of yoga meditation that can aid in overall happiness, self-realization and cleansing your heart and mind. Free. 5pm. Maui Kirtan Yoga Center, (860 Holopuni Rd., Kula); 808-599-0827; Mauikirtan.com. Photo: Flickr/Tempo de Fluorescer

MO M ONDAY, SEPT. 4 MONDAY, BIRTH AND PREGNANCY EXPO – There’s a Birth and Pregnancy Expo at Makawao Union Church. Pacific Birth Collective’s second annual Labor Day party will feature a Provider & Product Expo of all things birth and baby. Enjoy food vendors and many opportunities to talk story with members of Maui’s supportive birthing community. Live music will be provided by Pat Simmons Jr. Free.

10:30am. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org..

Photo: Flickr/ Christian Glatz

MONDAY, M MO ND SEPT. 4 MAUI JA JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL KICK-OFF – The kickoff to the seventh annual M Maui Jazz and Blues Festival will be at Japengo in Ka‘anapali from Mon Monday, Sept. 4 through Wednesday, Sept. 6. There’ll be live nightly jazz aand blues tunes with both local and visiting musicians. In celebration o of the upcoming Maui Jazz Fest (Sept. 7-9), Maui music lovers can get to the party early in the week for rare and intimate performan mances in West Maui. 5-7pm. Japengo. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘a Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Mauijazzandbluesfestival.com.

Photo courtesy Pixabay

LABOR DAY MUSIC FEST – There will be a Labor Day Music Fest at the Outlets of Maui in Lahaina.

This family-friendly West Maui holiday celebration will feature food, fun activities and live entertainment with Max Angel, Jack Stone, Barry Flanagan of Hapa and more. Pi Artisan Pizzeria will have an all-night happy hour and there’ll also be a wine garden at Ruth’s Chris Steak House. Free. 2pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com.

Photo courtesy of Outlets of the Pacific

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 6 GIRLS NIGHT OUT – Tony Valentine’s Girls Night Out show will hit the Iao Theater with a bang. Here’s a chance for the ladies to get freaky with an exciting night of former Chippendale dancers. This is a special ladies’ night, so make sure to take advantage of a well-deserved evening out on the town with your girls. There’ll also be a late night Meet & Greet at Bistro Casanova in Kahului. $25-50. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com.

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Mummies, Emojis and a Talking Tree Your MauiTime 2017 summer movie wrap-up thew McConaughey keep it lively. Hopefully, a much-longer Director’s Cut will redeem this guilty pleasure later on.

Films with Baby Groot are good

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baffling summer at the movies started strong, until the good choices were too widely dispersed over the course of four months.

The bad movies were in such abundance, audiences managed to wisely put their foot down and voted with their pocketbook. Instead of saying, “Oh, why not, I saw the other four....,” filmgoers actually said no to Michael Bay’s Transformers: The Last Knight. It felt like a triumph for good taste, until I discovered that Bumblebee, a spin-off no one asked for, is in the works.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, Despicable Me 3 and Cars 3 were also box office under-performers, an indication that audiences won’t pay for sequels no one was begging for. The movies that found adoration were an unpredictable lot: film buffs said yay to Girls Trip and nay to Rough Night. Thumbs up for Mandy Moore getting terrorized by a shark but thumbs down for Will Ferrell and Amy Pohler. Smiley-faced emoji for The Hitman’s Bodyguard but a poop emoji for The Emoji Movie (ah, cruel irony, most fair and true!).

Then there was Baywatch , a seemingly can’t-miss product that was tossed into the ocean without any hope of resuscitation. You know something went horribly wrong when Dwayne Johnson, an ensemble of hotties and 90 minutes of jokes seemingly written by 13-year old boys couldn’t win over a summer movie audience.

Not enough art house-loving filmgoers turned out for Sophia Coppola’s shocking The Beguiled, the acclaimed The Big Sick or The Glass Castle by Maui’s own Destin Daniel Cretton. The upside is, at least we won’t have The Emoji Sequel or a spin-off Poop Emoji’s First Movie anytime soon.

Here’s how the rest panned out.

Winners Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, succeeded by giving audiences what they wanted: planet-sized laughs, eye popping visual effects and lots of Baby Groot.

James Gunn’s farce made coming up with a great sequel to the biggest hit of 2014 look easy.

Ridley Scott’s Alien: Covenant appeared to be giving fans what they wanted: chests bursting, guns blazing and Xenomorphs Gone Wild. Instead, Scott defied expectations and made one of the strangest films of his career. Sci-fi fans will continue to draw lines in the sand over this, which is every bit as crazy, ambitious and rich with ideas as Scott’s divisive Prometheus. Good for him.

Then came War For the Planet of the Apes, the best film of the summer. It pushed the technological breakthroughs and political allegories of the franchise even further. Yet, that latter quality is also the likely culprit why audiences mostly walked away after opening weekend.

I guess everyone was tired of hearing “We’re gonna build a wall,” even when it came from Woody Harrelson’s Colonel and not the other guy.

Annabelle: Creation arrived late in the season and was just the horror film audiences were looking for. Those holding out for the torn flesh and tortured screams of Jigsaw had to put up with thick suspense, electrifying frights and old school storytelling. Clearly, The Conjuring universe is worth visiting.

Another nice surprise was Atomic Blonde, one of the year’s most underappreciated comic book movies. The Dark Tower was a victim of studio-tinkering, but don’t let the 88-minute running time, PG-13 rating and absurdly crammed screenplay fool you. Yes, it’s a mess, but much of it works and Idris Elba and Mat-

Good but Overrated Wonder Woman is the biggest hit of the summer, a well-deserved success. Director Patty Jenkins achieved what seemed impossible- making a really good movie about a character who was famously difficult to adapt on film. Over time, we’ll be able to discuss how those last 20 minutes are terrible and that Gal Gadot’s acting abilities are a work in progress. For now, let’s celebrate the win: the movie works.

I fell in love with the filmmaking in Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk but the movie itself (with its detached, multinarrative construction and muted performances) left me cold. Edgar Wright’s Baby Driver started strong, revving its creative engine as exhilarating imagery and a winning mix-tape of tunes sped by.

Near the end, Wright’s film forgot it was a homage, tried to become a real deal, bloody-violent car chase action movie and got stuck in a speed trap.

Letdowns Audiences by and large loved SpiderMan: Homecoming but I couldn’t get around star Tom Holland’s shrill, overlycaffeinated and inexperienced performance as the new Spidey. Michael Keaton’s nifty villain and a great, last-minute surprise twist helped but not enough. I miss the personality that filmmaker Sam Raimi and stars Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield brought to the webslinger.

Luc Besson’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is glorious for about 20 minutes then fatally nose dives, even before Rihanna shows up as a mighty-morphin,’ blobby blue alien. Had Besson cast two leads with genuine chemistry, this

could have been another Fifth Element.

The too-cool-for-school Logan Lucky was deemed “Ocean’s 7/11” by someone in the movie, which is wishful thinking.

It Comes At Night was a would-be art house hit that didn’t live up to its hype as Horror’s Next Big Thing and delivered overly familiar clichés.

Kathryn Bigelow’s Detroit, by far the biggest disappointment of the summer, captured the bloodshed of the 1967 riots but offered no insight. Bigelow’s attempt at making a timely, painful examination of police brutality and a legacy of racism felt redundant in light of recent events.

Losers All Eyez On Me turned the remarkable life of Tupac Shakur into a half-baked, TV-movie ready promo for Death Row Records. A bigger surprise was the stench of Snatched, in which an alarmingly unfunny Amy Schumer and a still-funny Goldie Hawn had to carry a premise that wasn’t remotely comedic.

Schumer’s Trainwreck was a winner but her latest is a major step backward.

An intended franchise-building failure was Guy Ritchie’s irritating King Arthur: Legend of the Sword. A brawny, aggressive style gave creative juice to Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes but not Camelot. Ritchie’s disaster is this year’s Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

Tom Cruise has never made anything quite like The Mummy, a shockingly bad attempt to build Universal Studios’ “Dark Universe.” Memo to Hollywood: Rather than worry about franchise-building and mimicking the unmatchable success of Marvel Studios, perhaps rival studios should focus making a single, solitary great movie? Next time, forget about building a “universe” and just make one movie that matters. ■

Films without Baby Groot? Not so much.

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Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature-PG- 2D THU 10:25 12:35 2:45 5:00 7:15. 2D FRI 10:25 12:35 2:45 5:00 7:15. 2D SAT 12:35 2:45 5:00 7:15, 2D SUNTHU 1:15 3:25 5:35 7:45.

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Leap!- PG- 2D THU (1:20 4:20) 6:40 9:40. 2D FRI (12:50 3:20 5:40) 8:00, 2D SAT-SUN (12:50 3:20) 5:40 8:00, 2D MON-THU (12:50 3:20 5:40) 8:00.

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Ingrid Goes West-R- 2D FRI-THU 9:50.

The Emoji Movie-PG- 2D THU (1:30 4:00) 6:30 9:00. 2D FRI (12:40 2:50 5:00), 2D SAT-SUN (12:40 2:50) 5:00, 2D MON-THU (12:40 2:50 5:00).

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CARS 3 - G - Animation/Adventure - Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) is getting old, but still wants to prove he’s the world’s best race car. 109 min.

INGRID GOES WEST - R - Comedy/Drama - A social media stalker inserts herself into the life of an Instagram star. Stars Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen. 97 min.

IT - R - Horror - Bullied kids band together when a scary clown monster begins hunting them. 135 min.

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NOW PLAYING ANNABELLE: CREATION - R - Horror/Thriller - A possessed doll haunts a nun and some orphans. 109 min.

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DUNKIRK - PG13 - Action/History - Christopher Nolan’s telling of the British Army’s escape from Nazi-occupied France in 1940. 106 min.

THE EMOJI MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy - The story of a multi-expressional emoji who wants to become a normal, single-expression emoji. 86 min.

GIRLS TRIP - R - Comedy - Four friends travel to New Orleans for the Essence Festival.

Stars Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith and Regina Hall. 122 min.

THE GLASS CASTLE - PG13 - Drama - A young girl retreats into her imagination as she grows up in a poor, dysfunctional family. Stars Brie Larson, Woody Harrelson and Naomi Watts.

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THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD - R - Action/ Comedy - If I’m reading this right, Deadpool has to guard Nick Fury because of something. Stars Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson. 118 min.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

LEAP! - PG - Animation/Comedy - An orphan girl goes to Paris to learn how to be a ballerina. Voices by Elle Fanning and Carly Rae Jepsen. 89 min.

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LOGAN LUCKY - PG13 - Crime/Comedy - Two brothers attempt to pull off a heist during a NASCAR race. Stars Channing Tatum, Adam Driver and Daniel Craig. 119 min.

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THE NUT JOB 2: NUTTY BY NATURE - PG Animation/Comedy - Surly and his friends try to stop Oakton City’s mayor from destroying their home to build an amusement park. 91 min.

WIND RIVER - R - Action/Crime - An FBI agent and a game tracker team up to investigate a murder on a Native American reservation. Stars Jeremy Renner and Kelsey Asbille.107 min.

WONDER WOMAN - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Gal Gadot plays Diana, warrior princess of the Amazons, who finds her destiny trying to bring about an end to the First World War. 141 min.

LAST CHANCE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE - NR - Comedy/ Romance - After being left by the groom on her wedding day, Aprilyn meets Raffy, who works at a PR agency employed by the groom’s father. 125 min.

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BIG SHOWS WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Sep 1. The Festivals of Aloha presents Natalia Ai Kamau‘u with Maui’s own Na Wai ‘Eha. Enjoy art with a reception featuring Erin Dieguez and a special release of “Iao Theatre” on canvas by Al Kanda.

There will be Rubber Cat Ducks, the Wellness Hui, Afterglow Yoga’s Re-Grand Opening and Blue Zones Project Kickoff Finale with keiki gardening activities, sound garden and cooking demonstrations. Free. 6pm. Wailuku Town Party, (Market St., Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com JORDAN T BIRTHDAY BASH - Fri. Sep 1. Hit up Paia Town to celebrate Jordan’s birthday with CHALA and DJ Salvo. 21+. $15. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com TEMPA AND NAOR PROJECT - Fri. Sep 1. The Tempa and Naor Project is an authentic musical exploration grounded in the beauty, richness, and wisdom of the universal human experience. Through the creative vehicles of collaborative composition and live performance, Tempa and Naor blend layered musical structures with playfully infectious rhythms to form a seamless harmonic flow. 7pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com FULL MOON SILENT RAVE - Sat. Sep 2. Head to West Maui for a silent rave under the Full Harvest Moon. Guests will listen to music by DJ Love and DJ O’Neil through headphones. Choose your channel and groove, and don’t forget your glow sticks and cool rave gear. $5. 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME’ - Until- Sun. Sep 3. The Maui Academy of Performing Arts bring to you the famous love story. Quasimodo and Esmeralda come to life on a grand scale in this re-imagining of Victor Hugo’s tale of hope, acceptance and what it means to be a hero.

Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $20-60. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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‘ULALENA - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Aug 31. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show.

The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB.

$99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110.

7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Sep 2. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE RANGE COMEDY FUN-RAISER FOR SCOTT NEWMAN - Sat. Sep 2. It’s a fun fundraiser to help Maui theater ohana member Scott Newman with his health expenses. $10. 7:30pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St, Wailuku); 808-250-9555.

MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Sep 5. Fun for all ages, be amused and amazed by a highenergy comedy and magic show. Free. 6:30pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Sep 5. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. Hosted by Power Up Comedy. 9pm.

Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Sep 6. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE CHAMPAGNE HALE AT CLIFF HOUSE - Until - Sat. Sep 9. Set beachfront, atop picturesque Kapalua Bay, guests will experience island lifestyle with Chef David Viviano’s perfectly paired innovative food menu. Champagnes featured include Veuve Clicquot Rich, available for the first time in the islands. 4:30pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Aug 31. This is great opportunity for wine lovers and anyone who wants to learn more about grape production on Maui. The tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. Reservations required. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Aug 31. Offered daily, guest can sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu in the resorts Banyan Tree Restaurant which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. Cost is $65 and wine pairings are available for an additional $25 per person. 5:30pm.

The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Aug 31. Enjoy the electric sounds of Willie K as he rocks the house with blues, rock, Hawaiian, and sometimes even opera. A scrumptious prime rib and seafood buffet is available. $70

for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only. Reservations required. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com KOHO GRILL AND BAR FUNDRAISER TO SUPPORT BREAST CANCER - Fri. Sep 1 - Tue. Oct 31. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center and Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation announces fundraising support by Koho Grill and Bar for the second annual Kokua 4 Kokonuts, a fundraising walk for Breast Cancer. During September and October, purchase the renown Kilauea Snowball dessert and $1 of every sale will benefit the Maui Memorial Medical Center Foundation. Koho’s Grill and Bar, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5588.

FIRKIN FRIDAY! - Fri. Sep 1. In partnership with Maui Brewing Co., Luana is proud to offer cask ale and firkin keg tapping! Poured straight from the keg using gravity rather than carbon dioxide, this is draft beer at its best. Live music to follow, you don’t want to miss this beer explosion. 4:30pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana FUNCTIONAL FLAVORINGS IN FOOD INNOVATION - Sat. Sep 2. Explore the many applications of flavoring food and beverages in this hands-on class led by master flavorologist Mike Abrams and Teresa Carden from Flavor Waves, Inc. Cost is $89 and includes continental breakfast. 9am. Maui Food Innovation Center at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3690; Maui.hawaii.edu/foodinnovation FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Sep 2. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by multiple award winning artists like Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. The opening set will be with Anthony Pfluke. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month.

6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections paired with light bites. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Sep 3. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com GIRLS GAME DAY COCKTAIL SHOWDOWN Mon. Sep 4. The battle of the female mixologists happens this Labor Day. Ten female Maui bartenders will compete in the event. The champion’s winning recipe will be featured as Dirty Monkey’s football cocktail all season long. 6pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Sep 5. Inspired by the tropics and highlighting the classic style that made tiki a world phenomenon, guests will enjoy some tiki elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana HAWAII STATE DRESSAGE SOCIETY FUNDRAISER AND SILENT AUCTION - Tue. Sep 5.

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Mark Johnstone & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm, no cover

Jordan T’s Birthday Bash w/ CHALA & DJ Salvo, 9:30pm $15

Vinyl Frontier w/ DJ Boomshot, DJ Blast, Skinny Guy & Joralien, 10pm $10

Sunday Bloody Mary Bar!

MON - Live Band & Open Mic, 7-10pm, TUE - Tom Conway, 6:30pm WED - Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

Joe Benedet, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe, 8pm

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MON - Mark Burnett 4:30pm & Evan Shulman 8pm, TUE - Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Mcguire, 8pm, WED - Brooks Mcguire, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe Open Mic 8pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE - Jazz at the Cat, 7:30pm WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

SIN w/ Patrick & Levi 9pm

Mascara Variety Show

Gina Martinelli Band 6pm

MON - Corona Day TUE & WED - Pool League

LMFAO’s Party Rock DJ’s Q Da Hype Man & Furroshus & SNF

MON- Game Day Throw Down, 6pm, TUE - Karaoke AGoGo w/ KG Ninja Face, 9pm, WED - SIN w/ DJ Andrew Dana, 9pm

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TUE - $5 Tuesdays, WED - Wine Down Wednesday’s, 8:30pm

Paul Marchetti DUO, 7-10pm

MON - Levi Poasa, 7-10pm, TUE- Mick Fleetwood & Friends, 7-10pm, WED- Cole Sulenta

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cade. Bid on silent auction items like sterling silver jewelry, gift certificates for services and activities, horseback riding lessons, a custom dog portrait by artist Amy Rueter, and original equestrian artwork by famous Italian artist Letterio Riso. Flatbread Co. will be donating a portion of pizza sales to HSDS. 5pm. Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 6. The Hawaiian luau buffet and Huaka‘i Journey through Polynesia show includes a lei greeting, traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, cultural demonstrations and complimentary Mai Tai and juice. There will be beautiful hula performances and music and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WILLIE K DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 6. Enjoy the “Best Dinner Show on Maui” with Uncle Willie K. His incredible performances include an astounding array of music styles, ranging from Hawaiian to Latin to famous Italian arias! His stories and wit have audience in stitches between songs.

Call for reservations, which are required. 6:30pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-250-8288; Mulligansontheblue.com

ART SCENE EXHIBIT: ‘SPINELESS: PORTRAITS OF MARINE INVERTEBRATES THE BACKBONE OF LIFE’ - Until - Sun. Oct 1. Photographer Susan Middleton, known for the exhibitions Archipelago and Remains of a Rainbow, brings us new work exploring the mysterious world of marine invertebrates. Her images capture the unexpected beauty and intimacy of this realm of life. Free. 10am.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Aug 31. View original art and giclees by Maui artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com CALL TO ARTISTS: SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2018 (SPC2018) - Thu. Aug 31 - Sat. Sep 23. Artists interested in participating in SPC 2018 may submit their work on Sep 23, 2017, 9am-noon. The Challenge is open to artists 18 and over who are Hawaii residents. All works entered must be original one-of-a-kind and newly-

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80s Throwback Thursday & SIN w/DJ Love 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday 6pm & DJ Gary O’Neal 10pm

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created specifically for this exhibition. Exhibition dates will be Jan. 16 to Mar. 18, 2018. 9am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

anti-bullying message to school-aged youth. Presented by Island Air and Primo, the opening act will be Shawn Garnett. $20. 8pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; AugieT.com

CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Sep 1. The cafe is bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists.

5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com

RICHARD MARX - Tue. Sep 19. Performer, songwriter, and producer, Richard Marx’s will perform live in the Castle Theater. Known for romantic music, expect to see hits like “Hold on to the Nights,” “Don’t Mean Nothing,” “Satisfied,” “Right Here Waiting” and more. $59+.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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‘THE ELEPHANT MAN’ - Fri. Sep 22 - Sun. Oct 8. Based on the life of John Merrick, a man living with horrifying, rare skin and bone diseases. Abandoned by his family and seen as a freak by society.

His life changes when young physician Frederick Treves agrees to care for him, quickly becoming a favorite of the English aristocracy. Showtimes are Thursdays to Saturday at 7:30 and Sundays at 3pm (no performance on Sunday, Oct. 1). $26.

7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com

KU MAI KA HULA - Fri. Sep 8 - Sat. Sep 9. The event will feature award-winning halau from Hawaii and the mainland competing in solo and group performances.

Male and female dancers perform both kahiko (traditional) and ‘auana (modern) hula stylings. Attendees can browse and shop displays of made-in-Hawaii products from an array of crafters and artisans. A full selection of food and beverages will be available for purchase in the Yokouchi Pavilion Courtyard. $25. The Solo competition is on Friday at 6pm and group competition is on Saturday at 1pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE GREAT CATSBY FUR BALL 2017 - Sat. Sep 9. The Maui Humane Society and YourVet Maui, present “The Great Catsby: A Night of Purr-hibition.”

Transporting guests back to the Roaring Twenties, the evening will include a premier buffet dinner, nohost bar, live music and dancing, silent and live auctions and more. Each ticket comes with $100 in casino chips and two drink vouchers. All proceeds from this event will support the Maui Humane Society’s many life-saving efforts. $175. 5:30pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8773680 ext.219; Mauihumanesociety.org THE MAUI SEXY SLIDESHOWS - Sat. Sep 9.

Cabaret and Cocktails and the sixth annual Hawaii Burlesque Festival & Revue are proud to present “The Maui Sexy Sideshows.” This big-top, high-flying burlesque extravaganza is guaranteed to make your pulse race. Hosted by the magnificent Madame Munchausen and featuring mainland showstopper REDBONE “The Cyclone of Burlesque,” Violetta Beretta aka “Hawaii’s Burlesque Sweetheart,” Maui’s own Cabaret and Cocktails, Kit Kat Club Cabaret and more. $2545. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ‘LAUGH DA ISLAND WAY’ COMEDY TOUR - Fri. Sep 15. Favorite local comedian Augie T is proud to announce the “Laugh Da Island Way” comedy tour, a benefit for B.R.A.V.E Hawaii in an effort to bring an

A TOUCH OF SOUL WITH JOSH TATOFI - Fri. Sep 22. Hawaiian Music Live calls him the Polynesian Luther Vandross. Honolulu-born Josh Tatofi comes from a musical lineage–his album, Pua Kiele, was named Island Music Album of the Year in the 2017 Na Hoku Hanohano awards, where he also won the coveted Male Vocalist of the Year award. Hear his soothing voice in the McCoy Studio Theater. $30.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘AHA ALOHA ‘OCEAN OF LOVE’ III - Sun. Sep 24. Enjoy an evening of pule, blessings, live original spirit full music of Hawaii, original dance and hula, insights, reflections, contemplations, wisdom and manao from nearly three generations of special friends and family of Hawaii. Tickets are $35 for adults and $15 for keiki 12 and under, cash the day of program. Advance cash tickets of $25 available at Maui Kombucha and MacNet. 5pm.

Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Alohainaction.com A TRIBUTE TO W.S. MERWIN IN THE GREEN ROOM - Fri. Sep 29. In celebration of his 90th birthday, the Merwin Conservancy presents an evening in tribute to U.S. Poet Laureate, two-time Pulitzer Prize winner, translator, environmentalist and 40-year Maui resident W.S. Merwin. The evening will feature readings of his poetry, led by Edward Hirsch of the Guggenheim Foundation, and Merwin’s editor, Michael Wiegers of Copper

Canyon Press. State officials will also present a Gubernatorial Proclamation proclaiming Sept.

30, 2017, as “W.S. Merwin Day” in Hawaii for his lifelong achievements. The presentation will be followed by a courtyard reception with dessert, champagne and live musical entertainment. All ticket sales benefit the nonprofit Merwin Conservancy. $10-25. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘SHANK’S MARE’ - Fri. Sep 29. Yara Arts Group presents a collaborative puppet performance by American puppet artist, Tom Lee, and Japanese traditional puppeteer, Koryu Nishikawa V in the Castle Theater. This beautiful and detailed production combines Japanese traditional puppetry, live video projection of miniature sets, and a haunting score on hammered dulcimer and Japanese shamisen and flute. $12-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org DAMIEN ‘JR. GONG’ MARLEY AND J BOOG LIVE - Sat. Sep 30. Jamaican reggae artist Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley is back on the road. The youngest son of iconic reggae musician Bob Marley, he’ll promote his newly released Stony Hill album. Damian will be joined by J Boog. Enjoy reggae, R&B, hip hop and a little bit of rock in this can’t miss performance. $40-109. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE MAUI DEBUT OF BADFISH - A TRIBUTE TO SUBLIME - Sat. Oct 7. Badfish long ago secured its reputation as a knock-out live act and the audience will be bouncing off the rafters from early until late. Music that defined an era served up at your doorstep in one of Hawaii’s most iconic music halls by a truly stand-out live band. $20-30. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com TOMMY EMMANUEL LIVE! AT THE RYMAN - Mon. Oct 9. Esteemed and acclaimed Grammy Award-winning guitarist, Tommy Emmanuel will perform in the Castle Theater in support of his new album Live! At The Ryman. As an accomplished finger-style player, Emmanuel frequently threads three different parts simultaneously into his material, operating as a one-man band who handles the melody, the supporting chords, and the bass all at once. $25.50-41. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 36 Keala Place, Kihei- 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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Dat Guyz 9pm-close

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MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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MON-Closed for Labor Day, TUE- Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm

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KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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SONGS OF FRANK SINATRA AND THE BIG BAND SOUNDTRACK - Thu. Oct 12. Crooner John Wilt will present a one-man show of Frank Sinatra’s classic songs. Hear hits from a timeless era including, “Day In, Day Out,” “Witchcraft,” “Luck be a Lady,” “New York, New York,” “All or Nothing at All” and more. Wilt will be accompanied by a big band soundtrack and the performance will be highlighted by historical film clips of Sinatra’s rise to fame as one of America’s premier singers. Proceeds will go to Maui Mediation Services, Inc. $25. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, AUGUST 31 BAHA'IS SPONSOR ESSAY CONTEST - Until Wed. Sep 20. The Baha'is of Wailuku are sponsoring an essay contest open to all Maui students on "How Can We Work For Peace?" to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the birth of Baha'u'llah. Length of essay should be one full page, Times New Roman size 12 font and mailed in. Deadline is Sep 20th, and cash awards will be presented on Oct 22nd during the Bicentenary Festival at Wailuku Community Center. Call for questions or more information. Baha’i Community, (P.O. Box 1075, Wailuku); 808-244-9392 / 808-249-0555.

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Pat Simmon’s Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Tempa & Naor Project, 7-9pm

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UNCLE WAYNE UNPLUGGED - Thu. Aug 31. Join musician and early-education specialist Uncle Wayne Watkins for a rollicking good time! This special storytime will feature songs, laughter, learning and fun. The event is spot-on for toddlers and preschoolers. Free.

10am. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org OHANA BINGO BASH - Thu. Aug 31. Join Blue Zones Project and learn about ways to live longer, better, happier lives in Central Maui playing America’s favorite game. Win awesome prizes courtesy of Maui Mall merchants. Free. 5pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com CLEANSE AND REJUVENATE WITH MALIK COTTER- Thu. Sep 7 - Tue. Oct 3. This is a fourweek Autumn course focused on cleansing the lymph system, blood, liver, lungs and adrenals. Learn how these systems and organs function, regenerate and the different ways to increase their vitality. We will also learn how to rid the body of heavy metal deposits and parasites. This program is a synthesis of Western and Oriental natural health principles and practices. Come to cleanse or just to learn. $179. 6pm. EdVenture at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; Edventuremaui.com

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CALL FOR ENTRIES: 95TH MAUI FAIR LIVESTOCK AND POULTRY EXHIBIT - Until - Wed. Sep 20. Entries for the Livestock and Poultry Exhibits are now being accepted for the 95th Maui Fair (Oct. 5-8). Entry forms and Rules and Regulations are available online. Deadline to apply is Sep. 20.

Entries will be accepted in two divisions: Youth (age 17 years and under), or the Adult Division on a first come basis. War Memorial Complex, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); Mauifair.com

QKC FARMERS MARKET - Every Fri, Tue & Wed. Featuring fresh local farm-grown produce, vegetables, fruits, berries and melons, baked goods, fresh local fish, plants and fresh cut flowers, gourmet foods, honey and so much more.

Free. 9am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

FOURTH ANNUAL ‘MAUI SWIM AND FIN’ - Thu. Aug 31 - Sat. Sep 23. This public community event welcomes all swimmers of all ages and swim levels to partake in the fourth annual Maui Swim and Fin to benefit Special Olympics Maui Swim Team on Sept.

30. For entry forms, sponsorship and volunteer opportunities, and more information, please contact Toni Rojas, Parent Volunteer and Event Co-Chairperson.

Entries are due by Sep. 23, and donation of $35 is due on day of event. Kihei Aquatic Center, (303 E. Lipoa St,, Kihei); 808-344-8880; Tonirojas@hawaii. rr.com worldwideaquathonday.com

E-CYCLING - Saturdays until Sep 30. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device, and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, vcr and dvd players, flat screen TV’s, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TVs or microwave ovens. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. Free. 8am-1pm.

E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

GROOVE TO MOOVE - Thu. Aug 31. Bring your walking shoes and get “moving” together toward a healthier community. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

FRIENDS OF HOT RODS AND CLASSIC CARS - Sat. Sep 2. View Maui’s hottest hot rods and classic cars in the north parking lot.

Free. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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MAUI MADE SUNDAY AND HULA - Sun. Sep 3.

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MAUI NUI MARINE RESOURCE COUNCIL MEETING- Wed. Sep 6. The community is invited to attend the monthly Maui Nui Marine Resource Council Meeting. This month’s guest speaker is David Goode, Director of Maui County’s Department of Public Works.

He’ll be presenting a summary and update about the Kihei Drainage Master Plan. There’ll also be updates about the South Maui Water Quality Volunteer Summary with Dana Reed, and more information about the Expansion of Hui O Ka Wai Ola to South Maui with Sofia de la Sota. Free. 5-7pm. Pacific Whale Foundation Classroom. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); mauireefs.org

HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALI‘IOKEKAI - Sun. Sep 3. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai on the mall’s center stage. Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com SUNDAY NIGHT TRIVIA - Sun. Sep 3. Join in Sunday Night Trivia, hosted by Professor Fincher with lots of prizes. Free. 9pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 5 E-CYCLING - Tue. Sep 5. On Tuesdays until September 26. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include all phone, audio device, and gaming equipment ever made, computers, monitors, keyboards, mice, vcr and dvd players, flat screen TV’s, speakers, amplifiers, etc. Items NOT accepted are CRT TVs or microwave ovens. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1-5pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-280-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle SHAMATHA MEDITATION CLASSES - Tue. Sep 5. Buddhist Practitioner, Khandro Sherab Drolma, will give the basic instructions and transmission for the practice of Shamatha meditation and practice supports for the path.

The class will be focusing on the beginning of opening with a certain gentleness and appreciation for humanness and capacity in developing compassion, and wisdom, in practice and in everyday practical life and situations. 6pm.

Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097; Librarieshawaii.org POUND AND BOUNCE FITNESS - Tue. Sep 5 - Tue. Sep 26. This fitness class is a fun combination of dance and exercise which uses drum sticks and balls to improve cardio capacity, tone muscles and strengthen the body. Fitness equipment is included. $39. 5:30-7pm. EdVenture at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; Edventuremaui.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin and Dayan Kai 5:30-9pm; Sun, Gary Larson Duo 9am12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:307:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Kendall and The Armadillo 10:30am-12:30pm; Fri, Evan Dove 10:30am-12:30pm; Sat, Kendall and The Armadillo 10:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Alex Calma 10:30am12:30pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 10:30am-12:30pm; Tue, Jason Macapulay 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Brant Quick 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

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One of my favorite Virgos was born on Sept. 11, decades before it became infamous in 2001. For a long while, her birthday was completely eclipsed. She couldn’t exactly change it, but you should do what you can to escape whatever’s keeping you for from having a special day of your own. Virgos suck at taking time for themselves, and you’re so unstintingly generous that it’s hard for us to get a good deed in edgewise. Let us give you a day (at least) that’s devoted to your happiness and wellbeing. A birthday is a convenient and familiar excuse to do just that, so make sure (by whatever means) yours falls on a day when nothing else will get in the way.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You haven’t lost your game, though it may feel like it. It’s just that astrological influences are working against even your most tried-and-true techniques for charming people and getting things done. Luckily, that stuff should shift by the end of this week, and all your old tricks should start working again (assuming they ever did)–if, that is, you haven’t let self-doubt settle in under your skin. That would botch all your best-laid plans far more effectively than any measly astrological forces ever could.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Sometimes being sick isn’t such a bad thing. Having a cold, for instance, can be an excuse to wallow in bed, play hooky from work, and do the things you really want to do, guilt-free. Some Pisces even make themselves sick simply to acquire such an excuse.

This, however, shouldn’t be necessary. Being a Pisces should be excuse enough. You simply need occasional periods of intense downtime, and you shouldn’t have to make yourself physically ill to get them. Do what you’ve got to do to get what you need, but surely there’s a way without resorting to such extreme measures. This week, see if you can find it.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You can’t quantify love, and asking those who care about you to do so just isn’t fair. I know sometimes you simply want some kind of proof that people really give a shit, but pushing them to extremes so they’ll “prove it” is a terrible idea. Asking for sacrifices as demonstration of fidelity was petty and horrible even when the Old Testament God did it; how much better do you think it would make you look? Loads of love is about trust and faith, and if you really require proof of that, consider the possibility that maybe you’re simply looking for love in the wrong places.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

According to Biblical Apocrypha, the Grigori were angels who rebelled against God. They had sex with humans (giving birth to giants called Nephilim) and taught people all the stuff that God wanted kept secret from them, like the arts of cosmetics and war.

I understand why God might have wanted to keep his children innocent forever, but every kid needs a rebellious big brother or wild aunt who’ll teach him to smoke pot and listen to decent music. Some of you Scorpios, like the Old Testament God, can sometimes be a bit jealous regarding your partners, children and even friends, and resent it when they’re exposed to things you don’t approve of. It is, however, inevitable. Resisting it will only lead to more rebellion.

I suggest that even if you can’t exactly support and enable this kind of thing, at least get out of the way.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

People who are able to perform prodigious feats of memory are occasionally simply quite gifted, but more often have simply mastered intelligent tricks that help their brains better retain long strings of information. You’ve relied on your natural talents more often than is wise, so you’ve failed to develop the kinds of skills that help less gifted people keep up. Imagine how much you could accomplish if you picked up a few of those kinds of tricks, ones that might magnify or build upon the talents you’ve already got. This week, see if you can learn a few.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Most of the people you know respect you. Most of them probably like you, too, but how many of them know you like them? How many actually feel close to you? I know you’re a private (and busy) person, but do yourself (and the rest of us) a kindness and open up a little this week, would you? It’s not necessary for success, nor even, necessarily, for your happiness (though I’d bet it’d make your life feel richer). However, can you deny that it would raise the sum total of joy in the lives of those around you? I think it would, and there’s no good reason to deny them that, is there?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

What if children were taught to truly value difference, creativity, and independent thought? They are, superficially, but the underlying lessons they learn are more about conformity and toeing the line (Remember: “Which of these things is not like the other?

Which of these things does not belong?”). Imagine how great it might be if both cooperation and extreme individuality were widely encouraged and celebrated, rather than an emphasis being placed on “fitting in.”

“Normal” and “average” are boring. This week, do what you can to make sure the extraordinary and unusual get the kind of validation they deserve.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

True courage is doing whatever’s right regardless of whether anyone will know about it. True generosity is the same; giving a gift with an expectation of anything– even a thank you–isn’t quite as altruistic as giving one anonymously, so the beneficiary would never even know where it came from. How well-rooted are your principles? Studies about altruism show that for most people doing what’s right often depends on whether or not other people will know about or acknowledge it.

This week, try to do the right thing in a way that takes social factors out of the equation. Make praise, recognition, and appreciation irrelevant. Now what will you do?

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

It’s one thing to live in the moment, Gemini, but it’s another thing to fail to prepare for your own future. I don’t even mean specifics, necessarily; I mean that some of you are in denial about one of life’s basic truths: everything changes. You won’t be able to continue on as you have indefinitely, whether it comes to your sex or love life, your job, your looks. Even your habits will have to change. A smart Gemini plans for this. They give themselves some options. Have you done the same for yourself? If not, devote this week to coming up with some good ones.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You’ve heard of taking things one day at a time.

Sometimes, though, even that’s too much. You might have to resort to taking things one minute at a time, or even one second at a time. Concentrate on visualizing yourself on the other side of whatever miserable mud-pit your find yourself in, and just slog through it without looking too closely at just how much misery lies between you and that distant end-point. How much can you handle? A second? A minute? Then take that on, and worry about the next minute when you have to. Eventually, you will get to the other side.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

I used to read three to five books a week, but in recent years, I’ve slowed down, so now I only read three to five books a month. I miss it, especially since my book-buying habits haven’t slowed down as much as my reading habits; I now have a towering stack of books waiting to be read. Your mental habits or proclivities have also recently diverged from what you actually do in real life. Whether it’s a stack of unused condoms, unanswered emails or unread books that’s starting to haunt you, a change is necessary. Maybe you need to make room for your old habits, or else acknowledge that other things have really and truly shown up to take their place. Either way, see what you can do this week to bring your real life back into synch with your mental one.

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