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“Olowalu is special,” Native Hawaiian cultural specialist Clifford Naeole told me in 2016. “Olowalu is a place with significance. But Olowalu as a place is not really recognized. It needs to have its own sense of place. There needs to be an altar, a temple erected there, just like Wounded Knee.”

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It’s heartwarming to see activists way out here in Hawaii take up the civil rights struggle being fought right now in the continental U.S. over statues that honor the so-called “heroes” of the Confederacy.

Those particular statues don’t exist out here, but that doesn’t mean we don’t face the same underlying issues.

The fight is not, as white supremacists are fond of saying, over erasing history. That fight was lost–both in the Mainland U.S. and here in Hawaii–long ago. Statues and monuments play a role in teaching history, sure, but mostly they just honor individuals and events that the establishment cherishes.

In the southern United States, that meant cities and towns wishing to push back against the Civil Rights Era erected a ton of statues to Confederates (the majority of the statues under fire today in the U.S. went up during the Jim Crow era as a way of both reassuring whites who were frightened that a true meritocracy–one devoid of any race-based calculus–was on the horizon and intimidating black citizens who wanted an equal say in society. Removing these statues now sends a powerful message that white supremacy was and remains vile.

The same is happening here. On Sunday, Aug. 20, a group of activists marched on McKinley High School in Honolulu, calling for the removal of the statue of President William McKinley that stands there.

“He led the takeover of Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, the Philippines and Cuba,” said Khara Jabola-Carolus, co-founder of AF3IRM Hawaii, in an Aug. 20 Hawaii News Now story. “His legacy is painful for people of color in Hawaii and throughout the Pacific.”

It makes sense that AF3IRM is so prominent in this action. As their website notes, they don’t mess around.

“Hawai‘i is not the playground of the new gilded age,” states the AF3IRM Hawaii website. “We are a battleground for indigenous, immigrant, and women’s self-

determination. We focus on fighting for improvements to women’s daily lives on all fronts including the legislature, the city council, the courtroom, the boardroom, and the classroom.”

But I digress. As President, McKinley built up the United States as a mighty world power by exploiting the resources and labor of conquered peoples throughout the Caribbean and Pacific. Honoring him now is an affront to our modern notions of justice and civil rights.

Of course, we shouldn’t stop there. If McKinley’s statue should come down, then so should the various statues and monuments honoring Captain James Cook around Hawaii. I can’t think of a more blatant expression of white supremacist imperialism than a statue of Cook (of course, the issue of what symbols to knock down is highly subjective: a friend of the paper, when asked what he’d like to see go, said simply, “Knock down Waikiki and return da kalo!”).

At the same time, how about erecting new statues that honor individuals and events that have been whitewashed? It’s nice that Maui has statues of Queen Ka‘ahumanu (though it’s in a shopping mall instead of public property) and the Chinese physician and revolutionary Sun Yat Sen, but how about one of David Malo? And while we’re at it, put up some sort of monument in Olowalu to commemorate the 100 or so victims of the 1790 massacre there.

Yes, it’s depressing to watch the Trump Administration do everything it can to dismantle federal efforts at researching and countering climate change. The State of Hawaii obviously feels differently about the issue, which is why sometime around the end of the year (assuming we all live that long), the state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) will publish the long-awaited Sea Level Rise Vulnerability Assessment and Adaptation Report. This study will lay out in detail the damage sea level rise will inflict on Hawaii.

and utilities, 116 miles of roadway flooded, 6,500 structures flooded, 20,700 displaced people and the loss of 550 cultural sites by the year 2100, according to the most recent scientific modeling and economic projections,” stated the West Hawaii Today story.

Yes, that was $19 billion with a b. And nearly 21,000 residents driven from their homes with more than a hundred miles of roadways across the state flooded. This is a catastrophe that will dramatically change how people live in Hawaii. Think about all the luxurious homes and condos situated near the ocean on just Maui–you think those will still be usable in a century?

“The sea level is rising as we speak,” the paper quotes Sam Lemmo, administrator of DLNR’s Office of Conservation and Coastal Lands, as saying. “We’re having to really dance on our feet and adapt to the rapidly changing conditions around us.”

Which is why the whole “by the year 2100” thing is tricky. That doesn’t mean things

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It’s not expected to be good, West Hawaii Today reported on Aug. 20.

“The rising ocean could cost the state $19 billion in lost land and structures, untold millions more in lost infrastructure such as roads

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will be great until then–it means everything’s going haywire right now, and will continue to get worse until things are really bad in 2100.

Remember, sea level rise isn’t just happening– it’s accelerating (in some places faster than others, to be clear). The Southeastern U.S. has really been hit hard in the last few years, and there’s no sign of things getting any better.

“Things can really change in five years, and when you look at the projections, you don’t really get that sense,” said Andrea Dutton, a geological science professor at the University of Florida in an Aug. 10 Scientific American article. “I think the projections give you a false sense of security because you say, ‘OK, we’re not going to get to this level until the year 2060 or whatever.’ But in reality, it can happen much faster.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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by Maddox Royce

RIP Lloyd Loope

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THE MAUI SCIENTIST SET THE COURSE ON THE FIGHT AGAINST INVASIVE SPECIES

Lloyd Loope

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hen the invasive plant Miconia calvescens threatened to destroy Maui’s rainforest as it had in Tahiti, Maui scientist Lloyd Loope stepped forward to help to organize a committee to successfully control it.

“Lloyd was very key in helping to set the

course,” recalled Teya Penniman, a Maui Invasive Species Committee official.

A Celebration of Loope’s life is scheduled at 4pm on Saturday, Sept. 2 at the Maui Invasive Species Office in Makawao.

Loope died July 4 at his residence in Makawao. He was 74.

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Loope, born on Feb. 4, 1943 in Virginia, combined his passion for the outdoors and science, eventually earning a doctorate in botany from Duke University in 1970 and working in the Everglades and Grand Teton national parks. After reading a book about Hawaii’s natural history, he moved his family to Maui in 1980, serving a research biologist for Haleakala National Park, his family said.

During some of his free time, he’d combine hikes with his children with eradicating invasive species.

“He’d take me a lot to look for invasive species specially on our free time,” said his son Marshall. “We’d pull out fountain grass.”

Marshall Loope, a plant quarantine inspector at Kahului Airport, said he was proud of his father’s efforts to restore the silversword by fencing out pigs and goats from Haleakala National Park.

Loope is survived by his wife Keri Duke, daughter Brook Loope and sons Bennett Loope and Marshall. In lieu of flowers, the family has asked friends to make a donation to the Maui Invasive Species Committee, P.O. Box 983, Makawao, Hi. 96768. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The establishment of the Melastome Action Committee, later known as the Maui Invasive Species Committee (MISC) in 1999, began as a public-private partnership under the University of Hawaii that drew upon personnel and resources of the county, state, and federal government as well as landowners and volunteers. It made use of helicopters to identify areas affected

by Miconia and employed various methods of eradication, including poisoning and removal. Other invasive species committees followed on Hawaii Island, Kauai and Oahu.

Loope was an outspoken critic of the lack of adequate government screening processes to protect the native environment, noting that the federal process to ban noxious weeds took too long. He also was critical of allowing international flights to Maui without a state agricultural screening facility at Kahului Airport. State officials, facing a lawsuit opposed to extending the Maui runway for international flights, eventually agreed to build the agricultural screening facility–the first and only one in the state.

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MISSION BLUE COALITION NAMES OLOWALU REEF A ‘HOPE SPOT’

HABITAT FOR HUMANITY GROUNDBREAKING Habitat for Humanity Maui hosted a groundbreaking ceremony Aug. 12 for 10 homes it will be building in the Kahoma Residential Subdivision in Lahaina.

Habitat Maui received 142 applications for the 10 single family homes. Applicants were screened to ensure they met Habitat’s criteria to be a “partner homeowner;” those who passed were entered into a lottery overseen

by Maui County Housing and Human Concerns Director Carol Reimann.

“Kudos to Habitat for making homeownership a reality for working families in Maui,” said Reimann. The “partner homeowners” were on hand to select lots for their new houses. “It was chicken-skin as families made their lot selections,” Reimann added.

Habitat for Humanity Maui–which was incorporated in 1996 and officially became an affiliate of Habitat for Humanity International in 1997–is also raising funds for a new home build in the Waiohuli Hawaiian Homelands upcountry and two renovations in Wailuku.

To date, Habitat has built and renovated 115 houses on Maui, providing safe and affordable homes for more than 500 people.

Habitat will hold its 20th Anniversary Celebration fundraiser at the Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort on Sept. 30. The event will include dinner, a casino room, a live rock and roll band, dancing, and live and silent auctions. Tickets are $195/person and come with $100 in funny money chips for the casino room.

For more information about any of Habitat for Humanity Maui programs or events, please call their office at 808-2421140 or go to Habitat-maui.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The Mission Blue Coalition has named the Olowalu reef a “Hope Spot” to recognize and support the Olowalu CMMA’s (Olowalu Community Managed Makai Area) efforts to protect the nearly one thousand-acre coral reef.

The August 17 announcement coincided with the Polynesian Voyaging Society’s Mahalo Hawaii Sail to bring Hokule‘a and Hikianalia home as a way to thank the people, share lessons learned from the Malama Honua Worldwide Voyage, and deepen the organization’s connection and understanding of the important work being done here in the islands to care for the earth.

Supporters of Dr. Sylvia Earle’s Mission Blue Coalition and the CMMA gathered aboard Hokule‘a to announce the “Hope Spot” and reinforce the importance of being dedicated to Olowalu reef.

Veteran waterman and Lahaina resident Archie Kalepa arrived aboard the voyaging canoe to greet the Olowalu community, saying we need to be stewards and protect what we have left.

“We are in a good place and at a good time,” Kalepa said. “We come home to find out how beautiful our place is, and to find the jewel in our own backyard–Olowalu.

As soon as we arrived at Olowalu today, I wanted to jump off the canoe.”

Both the “Hope Spot” and Hokule‘a events allow the community to shine the light on their work, according to Polynesian Voyaging Society’s Nainoa Thompson. “Olowalu is a place where community, culture, indigenous knowledge and science is coming together to take care of this reef, to find solutions for their place,” Thompson said. “This is the first of 42 ports that Hokule‘a will visit, and if this is

any indication of what all the other ports will look like, there is no place on earth that is moving at as rapid a pace to take care of their home than Hawaii.”

Olowalu CMMA was started by a small group of Olowalu residents, lineal descendants, and scientists out of their love of and connection to Olowalu reef, which is used by thousand of people each year for fishing, recreation, and tourism.

After years of seeing the reef degrading, the group came together to unite the community to counter threats of shoreline loss and coastal hardening along the Honoapi‘ilani Highway from Pali to Puamana; threats to the reef include sediment being washed into storm drains and out onto the reef from erosion and fires, and rising sea surface temperatures that are bleaching and killing corals.

Mission Blue, led by oceanographer

Earle, is uniting a global coalition to inspire an upwelling of public awareness, access and support for a worldwide network of protected marine habitats known as “Hope Spots.” Under Earle’s leadership, the Mission Blue team implements communications campaigns that elevate “Hope Spots” to the world stage through documentaries, social media, traditional media and innovative tools like Google Earth.

In addition to CMMA’s goal to protect and restore the healthy coastal and marine ecosystems, the community group’s grassroots efforts seek to perpetuate Hawaiian values of malama ‘aina (to care for the land and sea) and kuleana (responsibility) by restoring a balance between people and nature. “We invite the people of Olowalu and Maui to join us as we begin a process to create a plan of mauka to makai stewardship here in Olowalu, from, by and for the community,” said activist Tiare Lawrence.

“Please reach out to me via Facebook.”

As for Mission Blue, the group also embarks on regular oceanic expeditions that shed light on these vital ecosystems and build support for their protection. Currently, the Mission Blue alliance includes more than 200 respected ocean conservation groups and like-minded organizations, from large multinational companies to dedicated community management.

“The Olowalu reef is Maui’s crown jewel,” said marine scientist Mark Deakos, PhD. “[Olowalu is] home to the oldest living coral in the main Hawaiian Islands and the largest known manta ray population in US waters. The Olowalu reef sustains a huge diversity of rare and unique coral species and acts as a nursery to replenish and populate the reefs of west Maui, Molokai and Lanai.”

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News Of The Weird THE THREATENED AMERICAN WORKER A local chapter of the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees in Battle Creek, Michigan, is butting heads with Western Michigan University this summer after the school brought in a goat crew to clean up an overgrown woodlot on campus, leaving union workers without jobs.

The AFSCME’s grievance cites a collective bargaining agreement with WMU, but university officials counter that “the area is rife with poison ivy and other invasive species,” which are difficult for humans to remove.

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Police in Swansea, Illinois, suspect the heir to a brewery fortune has graduated from driving drunk to flying high. August Adolphus Busch IV, 53, landed his helicopter around noon on July 10 in an office complex parking lot outside St. Louis. Police and FAA investiga-

tors were still trying to determine why he had landed there and whether any aviation laws had been broken when they were called back to the parking lot around 8 p.m., where Busch, appearing to be intoxicated, was trying unsuccessfully to take off. Swansea police reported that Busch failed field sobriety tests but passed a breath test, and after they secured a warrant, Busch was taken to a local hospital for blood tests. (Also found in the helicopter: four loaded guns, several prescription pill bottles and eight dogs.) At press time, no charges had been filed.

LACKING A FILTER Baseball fans at the Los Angeles Dodgers-Kansas City Royals game in Dodger Stadium on July 8 were treated to some righteous moves on the dance cam by “Rally Granny,” an older fan who capped her performance by flashing her bra at the 40,000-plus spectators. “You don’t see THAT much at a baseball stadium,” deadpanned Dodgers first baseman Cody Bellinger (who actually missed the spectacle).

FROM BAD TO WORSE Two women in Arlington, Texas, called police for help on July 10 as a mentally ill man doused himself with gasoline in preparation to commit suicide. When responding officers began talking with the distraught man, he poured more gasoline on himself and appeared to be holding a lighter in his hand.

Hoping to subdue him, one of the officers used his Taser on the man and the gasoline ignited, engulfing him in flames. Officers wrapped him in blankets and removed him from the house. His family reports he was severely burned, and at press time he was in critical condition.

NOW YOU HAVE OUR ATTENTION On July 6, IRS workers in Ogden, Utah, received a fake bomb from Normand Lariviere, 68, of Olympia, Washington. The U.S. Navy veteran and former civilian defense contractor has been disgruntled with the Department of Defense since his dismissal in the 1990s and has a history of mailing disturbing objects to the IRS to protest paying taxes. In 2016, Lariviere sent one of his fingers, a bullet and a marijuana joint to tax collectors. “Many things I could do,” he threatened. “I’m not going to tip my hand.”

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By Jen Russo ‘Ulu is Polynesia’s very own super fruit. It grows fast and one tree creates tons of food. Growing ‘ulu is a step towards fortifying our island’s very own sustainable food chain, but there’s a catch: everyone needs to learn how to prepare, eat, grow and demand it.

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and can be grown Upcountry as well as near sea level. It also creates vast shady areas. In parts of Polynesia, it’s said that people plant an ‘ulu tree with the birth of a child to ensure a lifelong food supply. An ‘ulu tree can produce as much as 350 to 1,000 pounds of fruit in a year. If you’re interested in growing an ‘ulu tree, expert arborist Alex Quintana will be on hand to demonstrate orchard management as well as several other ‘ulu revitalization organizations and farmers. Noa Lincoln, a University of Hawaii College of Tropical Agriculture and Human Resources researcher and specialist in indigenous crops, will share ongoing ‘ulu research and show folks how to jump into a statewide citizen science program. Lincoln will also talk about how breadfruit habitat will alter with climate change projections.

“There will be a multi-grower native plant and Hawaiian varieties for sale at La ‘Ulu,” says Germano. “There will new cultivars of orange, yellow and red ‘ hia; ‘alula, a rare and beautiful endangered species that looks like a cabbage on a stick; the endangered nanu or native Gardenia; Hawaiian kalo varieties, and Pacific cultivars of ‘ulu for sale. Native plants suitable for both low and high elevations will be available, with the UH Cooperative Extension Maui Master Gardener Program Members on hand to help select plants that will thrive in your area.”

More than 25 different exhibitors have been invited to La ‘Ulu. All are organizations based in Hawaiian culture and conservation. The National Tropical Botanical Garden Breadfruit Institute will be there to share their Global Hunger Initiative that centers around battling food security and deforestation in tropical regions by planting ‘ulu. Kahanu Gardens will be on hand to inspire chefs and cooks to participate in their ‘ulu cook-off on Oct. 12 that will be a part of Hana’s Festival of Aloha celebration. Hokuau Pelligrino of Noho‘ana Farms, who is also the president of Maui Historical Society, will give a keynote presentation about the cultural significance of ‘ulu and Maui’s own history of plantations on the slopes of Mauna Kahalawai.

The festival will kick off at 9am this Saturday. Admission and parking is free. For more information, visit Mnbg.org. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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his weekend the Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (MNBG) in Kahului will see a dream come to fruition in their very first ever La ‘Ulu–Breadfruit Day Festival, an all-day event dedicated to the dazzling abilities of this tree and the fruit it bears.

The festival will run from 9am to 3pm and include guest speakers, Native Hawaiian arts and games, Hawaiian music, plants to purchase, exhibits and plenty of ‘ulu to taste.

Whit Germano, the Program Manager at MNBG, says they created this event to show people what a wonderful plant this is, and why we should care about it.

“Maui Nui Botanical Gardens hosted two very successful workshops called, “‘Ulu from Root to Fruit” in 2015 and 2016,” says Germano. “John Cadman of Maui Breadfruit Company knew that MNBG hosts large community events such as the Arbor Day 1,000 Hawaiian Tree Give-Away (since 2003), and the Hawaiian language immersion schools fundraiser Ho‘omau (since 2012). John suggested that we hold a festival to celebrate ‘ulu, and we decided this was the year. Also, we knew that Hana in East Maui has Kahanu Gardens and their beautiful ‘ulu varieties collection, which is a two-hour drive for those who live in Central Maui. We believe this event can expose a new audience to the possibilities of ‘ulu trees and their products, encourage people to visit Kahanu Gardens and plant more ‘ulu.”

In historic texts there are many references to the ‘ulu. People truly depended on the bounty of the ‘ulu trees.

“Long ago, ‘ulu plantations managed by complex Hawaiian hierarchies stretched from Lahaina to Wailuku,” says Germano.

“This is expressed in the ‘olelo no‘eau ‘Halau Lahaina, malu i ka ‘ulu.’ Which translates into English as ‘Lahaina is like a large house shaded by breadfruit trees.’ Many people on Maui today have no idea how delicious and versatile this ancient Pacific staple can be.

Thanks to people like John Cadman, owner of Maui Breadfruit Company and creator of Pono pies, ‘ulu is making a comeback.”

Cadman and his Maui Breadfruit Company is one of the sponsors of the event. They’ll make and demonstrate their pit-fired and

rough kapa from the bark; creating a dye and sandpaper from the male flower parts; and a widely used adhesive from the latex.”

It will be easy to get your hands working with the ‘ulu at the festival. ‘Ulu kapa making demonstrations with Lisa Schattenburg-Raymond and Lei Ishikawa will highlight just one of the art forms using this plant. SchattenburgRaymond is a Hawaiian ethnobotanist, kapa maker and fiber arts lecturer at University of Hawaii Maui College. Ishikawa also makes kapa and is a member of Paeloko, a private lot restoration and Hawaiian cultural site in Waihee. Together, they’ve hosted Hawaiian artisan workshops at MNBG on kapa making, native plant dyes, net making and ipu gourd decorating. The Native Hawaiian Plant Society will be on hand to lead participants in Native Hawaiian plant lei making.

“The La ‘Ulu Festival is tied directly to MNBG’s mission of providing a gathering place for discovery, education and conservation,” says Germano. “Learning about a culture’s unique plants and foods is a doorway to meeting and learning from the people who live here. This event celebrates Hawaiian ingenuity utilizing plants, by demonstratroasted ‘ulu with coconut milk as well as ing how many products and materials can serve Pono Pies, vegetarian ‘ulu curry and be made from just one Hawaiian tree. Ha‘ulu hummus. In addition to those offerings, waii has a rich diversity of endemic plants, there will be cooking demonstrations with natives found nowhere else, and its own Auntie Shirley Kauhaihao from Ho‘oulu ka unique ways of growing and using the plants ‘Ulu throughout the day. Other options for brought on the first voyaging canoes.” tasting the versatile fruit will be Ulu, kalo, Although kalo is the more well known inand banana chips, kalo poi, ‘ulu poi and inagredient in poi, ‘ulu can be pounded into poi mona from Lani Eckas well. Poi board makart-Dodd of Ola Mau ers and kalo farmers Farms. Keynote speaker Ko‘ikuokalani Lum and Hokuau Pelligrino will Nameaaea Hoshino La ‘Ulu – Breadfruit Day make Palaoa ‘Ulu (‘Ulu Saturday, Aug. 26 will work together to flour) and Insalata Itali9am to 3pm ku‘i ‘ulu and kalo and ana di ‘Ulu (Italian ‘Ulu Maui Nui Botanical Gardens compare the methSalad) from ‘ulu grown 150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului ods for making these at his Nohoana Farm. two different poi. Poi The Hawaiian Hawks boards made from ‘ulu softball team will have wood will be used. a Hawaiian plate with lau lau, lomi salmon, Play traditional Hawaiian Makahiki games rice and ‘ulu haupia. Alexa Caskey from Maui throughout the day with ‘ulu maika, a kind Tropsicles will have an ‘ulu popsicle along of stone bowling that originally utilized ‘ulu with some of her other locally sourced fruit fruit.You can also try your hand at Koa wood treats. And chef/farmer James Simpliciano Moa pahe‘e, a wooden dart sliding game, and from Simpli-Fresh Farm will offer an ‘Ulu ‘o‘o ‘ihe, a spear throwing practice at a banana Halohalo of tapioca, sweet potato, young costump target. There will be other games like conut and steamed ‘ulu. konane, hukihuki, pa uma and haka moa.

“The purpose is to give visitors and The non invasive ‘ulu tree propagates fast, kama‘aina a chance to sample new foods and to speak to residents who have dedicated their lives to Hawaiian botany and culture,” says Germano. “We hope kama‘aina will be inspired to work on their own ‘ulu recipes and enter the Kahanu Garden’s ‘Ulu Cookoff in October. Kama‘aina have the added benefit of being able to find rare native plants for their homes, perhaps even an ‘ulu tree of their own! ‘Ulu is a staple food of the Pacific that many visitors have never tasted, and it’s rare to have a chance to taste a wide variety of dishes made with breadfruit.”

You may have noticed from the enticing line up of foods that ‘ulu can have sweet or savory preparations. This is because the fruit can be harvested and prepared in two ways. “‘Ulu is two different foods depending on ripeness,” says Germano. At the firm stage, it’s a starch that substitutes beautifully for potato.

At the ripe stage, a sweet, creamy custard.

Besides food, traditional uses include using fruits to feed pigs, dogs and fish; wood for poi boards and surfboards; making a

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'Hunchback of Notre Dame'

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MAPA PREPARES AN ELABORATE PRODUCTION OF VICTOR HUGO’S CLASSIC LOVE STORY

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help propel the story along and not only act as narrators but as judgmental angels if you will or societies judgment on the events happening on stage. They are also like another instrument of the orchestra in that musically, they provide a great deal of the depth and texture of this wonderful music.”

The live orchestra in the show is another element that propels the music in the storyline.

“Another facet of my role as music director is the development of the orchestra which provides all of the texture and underpinning that moves the story along and helps express all of the living textures and emotions through background and supporting music that is played by this wonderful 18-piece orchestra,” says Leavitt. “My personal musical style is a collaborative one. I really enjoy the give-and-take between myself and the orchestra or myself and the performers as we explore and interpret music in new ways until we find something that is authentic, natural and organic for all of us and then I try to support that and be the facilitator. Ultimately, once the show is ready to launch I become in many ways the de facto life line between the show happening on stage and the orchestra–since, by this point, the directors have done all they can do. So during the performance, I’m really the only connection that the performers have to what’s going on.

Therefore, it’s my responsibility to give them all the support they need in order to help them maintain their level of excellence and to help them move the show along.”

Part of Leavitt’s style is to develop the main characters’ emotional connection to their songs.

“When I work with the principal characters I try to spend a lot of time with them initially exploring the emotional connection and the emotional intention they have with each song that they’re going to present,” he says. “Then we sing through the music just so they learn the notes and once they are comfortable with that then we begin to explore how to layer those emotions and intentions that they’ve discovered in their personal work using their

Frollo judges everything through the lens of his position in the church. His mission of holiness and salvation. He shows complete judgement and criticism of everyone and everything. He’s ensconced in a world of blind ambition and misconception.”

The underlying themes and meanings from this play will be interpreted by each individual’s experience, but Leavitt believes the music will have the power to inspire the audience.

“I find that the biggest thing I get from the music and the show is this undercurrent of hope and love and this feeling that no matter where we are in the world, things will get better,” says Leavitt. “I hope that’s what people will take away from this amazing experience.”

To buy tickets call 808-242-7469 or go to Mauiarts.org/mapa. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME Maui Arts and Cultural Center Castle Theater Opening Night: Friday, Aug. 25, 7:30pm Shows Saturday, Aug. 26, 7:30pm; Sunday, Aug. 27, 3pm; Friday, Sept. 1, 7:30pm; Saturday, Sept. 2, 7:30pm; Sunday, Sept. 3, 3pm.

Tickets: $20, $30, $40, $50, $60 (plus applicable fees); 25 percent discount for students 18 and under on all prices For more behind the scenes info check out Mauiacademy.org/hunchback.

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ou wouldn’t call someone a “hunchback” these days, much less the “Hunchback of Notre Dame.” But Victor Hugo’s story is set in a dark period in history–Paris of 1482, to be exact. Now Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) will showcase this romantic, doomed love story starting this Friday the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. It stars David Tuttle as the deformed Quasimodo and Danielle Delauney as the vivacious Esmeralda.

Much of the play is told through the beautiful Alan Menken and Stephen Schwartz score from the Disney movie that was nominated for an Oscar in 1997.

That places a great deal of responsibility on Gary Leavitt, the show’s music director.

“The music in the show is wonderful in that it carries the story along on its back in the most delightful way,” says Leavitt. “In some ways the music is almost Wagnerian, in that all of the main characters have their own theme music if you will, so it helps you identify when you hear certain themes in the music something is happening with this character or that character. The music is still light and nimble, so it helps keep the story moving along without weighing it down, it never really gets in the way it only enhances the experience.

It’s also extremely fortunate that the music for the show was written by the same folks who wrote the music for the Disney film so people who have seen the film will recognize all of their favorite songs and then notice all the music is still cohesive because it was written by the same people, so there’s just an extension of the beautiful music that was already in place.”

The choir that looms on stage and accompanies the scenes, is something new we will see from Director David Johnston.

“It’s an unusual feature of this show to have an on stage Chorus separate from the ensemble,” says Leavitt. “They’re installed as part of the set almost as if they were a living part of the set. They function in many ways like a traditional Greek chorus in that they

unique musical abilities. That, I believe, is my greatest contribution to the principals in developing their characters is to give them the tools musically that they need to carry out the intentions and emotions they are trying to express through their song.”

Gothic architecture was important to the theme of Victor Hugo’s book. Hugo made long descriptions of the gargoyles, stained glass and beautiful buildings in Paris. I asked Set Designer James Tait how this played out in what we’ll see on stage.

“While Victor Hugo’s book is very focused on the Old World architecture of Notre Dame, I wanted to break the audience’s’ expectations of what they were coming to see,” says Tait. “We focused on the building and its architecture, not as the finished icon we all recognize, but as a work in progress–in growth; being built, repaired and supported by our moving set elements. It was important to create a world for Quasimodo where his physical deformities were actually an advantage, whereas everyone else were limited just as he was in their world. This led to a sort of jungle-gym-meets-construction-site look with a number of ropes, beams, handholds, moving platforms and levels for the actors to play on.”

Tuttle’s athletic and energetic Quasimodo will be a highlight in the production.

Tait also assures me that we will see plenty of bells and gargoyles. Will Kimball, who played Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde in last year’s production, comes back as the complicated villain Claude Frollo.

“He feels he is righteous and justified in his crusade to rid Paris of the Gypsies,” says Kimball. “Creating this character has been a challenge in balancing the elements of Frollo’s duality. His love of the church and his obsession with Esmerelda. Frollo is fraught with contradictions. He is ruthless yet he truly cares and loves Quasimodo. He is lustful, yet he has potential for tenderness. He is a complex and a layered villain.

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'It's Disney World For Women!'

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TALKING STORY WITH TONY VALENTINE ABOUT HIS UPCOMING GIRLS NIGHT OUT SHOW

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f you’ve seen Magic Mike, then you have a good idea of what kind of fun the ladies will have at Tony Valentine’s Girls Night Out event (Wednesday, Sept. 6 at the Iao Theater). The concept of putting tantalizing male burlesque dancers onstage started in Los Angeles in 1978 with the opening of Chippendale’s. That led to an international phenomenon with several independent touring shows around the globe.

Now, former Chippendale’s dancer Tony Valentine is featuring a new show here on Maui, so we caught up with him between dancing gigs across the continent to find out what the audience should expect.

MAUITIME: What do you have in store for the ladies this year?

TONY VALENTINE: An unforgettable evening of fun, excitement, passion, romance, with a little Fifty Shades Of Sex, because we plan on coming back next year!

MT: What makes your show unique from other male burlesque acts?

TV: My dancers treat the women like queens.

They love giving them the show they want to see and remember for a lifetime.

MT: So what does Chippendales mean, for those who aren’t familiar?

TV: Fun fact: Chippendales actually refers to 16th century English-made furniture. It was the furniture in the original club. Chippendales first started in 1978 in Los Angeles California on Overland Avenue. The second club opened in New York City on 61st & 1st Ave and it was called Club Misuse.

MT: How does Magic Mike play a part in your show?

TV: Channing Tatum did an individual solo act in the movie. We do the same number with all five guys called “The Grinder.” With both Magic Mike movies, Fifty Shades Of Grey and Fifty Shades Darker, women want the thrill that they’ve seen on the big screen and read about. We bring that to life when we give them the interaction with the men on stage.

They can actually be right in the center, getting all the attention, not just sitting at home daydreaming about the excitement it can bring to their lives. It’s Disney World for wom-

en! It’s their time to let the hair down, get out, get crazy for one night of the year.

MT:Do you dance in your show?

TV: Of course I do!

MT: Will you get any free time to play while you’re on Maui?

TV: We did a show at the Iao Theater two years ago and we sold out. We had a blast partying with the ladies all night. This year again, after the show, there will be a Meet & Greet after-party at Bistro Casanova and we’ll party all night again. This is our play time, giving the beautiful women of Maui a show of a lifetime just like we did two years ago.

MT:Where are you headed next?

TV: Molokai and Oahu.

MT: Lucky ladies of Molokai! Where has your show toured before coming to Hawaii?

TV: We perform all over the US, as well as Europe, Asia, all over South America, as well as cruise ships.

MT: How many dancers are in the show and where are you from?

TV: There are six dancers and they’re from around the country. We have dancers from Las Vegas, Nevada, New York City, Cincinnati, Dallas, Miami and Chicago.

MT: How do you train to be a male dancer? What advice would you give to aspiring male dancers on Maui?

TV: We get our training hands-on! Lots of experience as we perform over 200 shows a year.

For aspiring dancers, you have to stay in the gym.

Stay up to date with music and new dance moves.

Ask your customers what they want and like.

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He’s the drummer for The Roots, one of the producers of the musical Hamilton and even does a bit of acting.

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FRIDAY, AUG. 25 ‘HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME’ – The Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) production of The Hunchback of Notre Dame will run at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC) from Friday, Aug. 25 to Sunday, Sept. 3. The show is based on the novel by Victor Hugo, directed by David C. Johnston and choreographed by Andre Morissette. It stars David Tuttle as Quasimodo and Danielle Mealani Delaunay as Esmerelda. Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm, Sundays at 3pm. $20-60.

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LA ULU DAY – Celebrate La ‘Ulu Day at the Maui Nui Botanical Gardens. The community is invited to come share and taste ‘ulu for La ‘Ulu (Breadfruit Day). Look forward to Hawaiian cultural activities, demonstrations and information about ‘ulu. There will be a variety of Hawaiian plants for purchase, as well as live music with George Kahumoku Jr., Kamaka Kukona and Halau o Ka Hanu Lehua, Napua Greig and Halau Na Lei Kaumaka o Uka and the Maui Jam Band. Free. 9am.

Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798; Mnbg.org. Photo: Flickr/ Michael Coghlan

SATURDAY, SATU UR RD DA AY Y AUG Y, AUG. 26 E-CYCLING – There’s an E-Cycling event in Wailuku. Most of us E h have a few pieces of dead electronics lying around, and this is a gr great time to deal with them. Recycle all your old TVs, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, computers, photocopy machines, fax machines and just about anything with an electric circuit board.

Oh, and please, Please, PLEASE don’t leave junk at gate after hours. Free. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle.

Photo: Wikimedia Commons/ Jakub Jankiewicz

KEIKI ID AND SAFETY FAIR – The annual Keiki ID and Safety Fair will be at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. It’s presented by the Maui Lions Club and Mauna Kahalawai Lions Club Branch and you’re invited to learn more about safeguarding your children. There’ll be safety information from branches of the county services, keiki ID brochures with fingerprinting and photos, blood pressure readings, vision screenings with a spot camera and keiki crafts. Free. 10am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com. Photo courtesy of Flickr/ Lucas Possiede

SATURDAY, SATURDAY AY A Y, AUG AUG. 26 THREADS ART SHOW – The Threads Art Show Opening Reception will be at the Treehouse Gallery. The event will feature an array of artists that work with fabrics, textile design, dyeing, embroidery, printmaking and more. Check out what this hip Haiku art gallery and artist co-op is all about, mingle with friends, meet new friends and have an awesome night on the Northshore. Free.

4-8pm. Treehouse Art Studios, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); 781-726-1136; Treehouseartstudios.com. Photo: Pixabay

MEDB KE ALAHELE EDUCATION FUND BENEFIT – The Ke Alahele Education Fund Benefit Dinner will be at the Fairmont Kea Lani Resort. The event is Maui Economic Development Board’s (MEDB) annual fundraiser.

The event marks their 35th anniversary and the achievements of their students in science, technology, engineering and math (STEM). The night will feature a dinner, “Apples for Education” auctions, games and lots of opportunities to mingle with Maui’s educators. $200. 4:30pm. Fairmont Kea Lani Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2300; Medb.org. Photo: Flickr/ Peter Liu

SATURDAY, AUG. 26 MAUI WEDDING EXPO – The 22nd annual Maui Wedding Expo will take place at the Sheraton Maui Resort. Hosted by the Maui Wedding Association, the expo will include Maui’s top wedding professionals. Explore floral design and decor, caterers and Maui wedding venues, event planners, photographers and videographers, live music and more. There’ll also be live entertainment throughout the day with local musicians like Amy Hanaiali‘i, Arlie Asiu and Gina Martinelli. Free. 10am. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Mauiweddingassociation.com.

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LOVE THAT BURNS – How’s this for a party: Love That Burns: A Chronicle of Fleetwood Mac happens at Fleetwood’s on Front Street.

The event will mark the restaurant’s fifth anniversary. Celebrate with an early-release of Mick Fleetwood’s new book Love That Burns: A Chronicle of Fleetwood Mac, and enjoy a music-filled evening with Rick Vito, Mark Johnstone, Gretchen Rhodes and more. Tickets available online. $95. 5pm. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com. Photo courtesy Facebook/Fleetwood’s on Front Street

MONDAY, AUG. 28

KA PO I KA PO‘OKELA BODYBUILDING EVENT – The 2017 Ka Po I Ka Po‘okela Bodybuilding Event will be at Iao Theater. Hosted by Strictly Muscle Maui, Maui’s premiere bodybuilding event will feature a fitness expo, live entertainment, beefcakes, family fun and food. See what your friends have been up to at the gym! Cost TBA. 6pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com.

Photo: Flickr/ James Yeo

MAUI USBC SENIORS SINGLES TOURNAMENT – The Maui USBC Seniors Singles Tournament will take p place at the Maui Bowling Center. The event is open to bowlers aged 50 and older. Maui’s elite bowling community is invited to partake in multiple divisions per age group, healthy competition and good sporting fun. There’ll also be p prizes, food and beverages. Free. 9am. Maui Bowling C Center, (1976 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-244-4596.

Pho Photo courtesy of Pixabay

TUESDAY, AUG. UG. 2 29 9 MAPA FALL DANCE SEMESTER – MAPA’s Fall Dance Semester runs from Monday, Aug. 28 to Saturday, Dec. 16. They’ll offer over 100 weekly classes in all levels of ballet, jazz, hip hop tap, drama, Broadway dance, Acro-flex, contemporary dance and more. The classes are available to children three years and older to adult. No experience necessary. MAPA Main Studios, (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org.

Photo courtesy Facebook/MAPA

GIRLS IN THE LINEUP SCHOLARSHIP NIGHT – Girls In The Lineup’s Scholarship Night will be at Flatbread Company.

Girls In The Lineup is an after school empowerment program for teen girls. Along with mentorship programs, the organization utilizes sports and the ocean to help give girls the tools that they need to be strong, healthy and happy. The evening will present an opportunity to hear stories from the girls, meet the coaches, check out a fun raffle, help grow their scholarship fund and eat pizza. 5pm.

Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com. Photo: Flickr/ Steven Tyler PJs

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Film

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'Logan Lucky' Steven Soderbergh’s NASCAR heist comedy never gets going ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 119 Min.

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teven Soderbergh’s new comedy stars Channing Tatum as Jimmy Logan, a lifelong underachiever who decides to perform a heist during a NASCAR race. Jimmy enlists the aid of unlikely cohorts, including his brother Clyde (Adam Driver), a local bartender and amputee.

There’s also the incarcerated Joe Bang (Daniel Craig) and a few other country bumpkins who get involved in Jimmy’s high-stakes robbery, which bears a resemblance to the kind of larger-than-life criminal performance art you’d expect from Danny Ocean.

In fact, late into Logan Lucky, someone even deems the redneck criminals “Ocean’s 7-Eleven,” a cute touch, since Soderbergh is the mastermind behind those George Clooney-led flicks. However, even Ocean’s 12, the gaseous, self-indulgent second installment, had real laughs. Logan Lucky has a droll, detached, too-cool-for-school attitude that it never earns.

The screenplay (credited to newcomer Rebecca Blunt but widely suspected to be

penned by Soderbergh) is overwritten yet flimsy and never picks up much momentum.

As a comedy, this is one of the flimsiest in Soderbergh’s remarkable body of work. Amusing malapropisms and goofy accents aside, the jokes here are light and widely scattered.

The height of the film’s wit is to note George R.R. Martin’s erratic publishing schedule and that “Umbrella” is about Rihanna’s vagina.

A good, committed cast keeps this watchable but, aside from what they achieved working with a dialect coach, there are no career milestones here. Craig’s yankee accent is especially impressive but his wacky tough guy performance doesn’t elevate the movie like it should. Tatum is quite good, though the character isn’t far removed from Magic Mike (you half-expect Jimmy to try stripping if the whole NASCAR heist thing goes badly). Driver is always solid, though the good work of Katie Holmes, Seth MacFarlane (sporting the best of the accents) and Dwight Yoakam is undermined by the fact their characters are drawn so thinly.

Soderbergh’s last two movies were the terrific Side Effects (which co-starred Tatum) and the celebrated TV movie Behind the Candelabra, which starred

Less talking, more robbing

Michael Douglas and Matt Damon. This is Soderbergh’s first film after declaring he “retired” from filmmaking, during which he gave us highly influential independent films (Sex, Lies and Videotape, Traffic and Bubble), hugely popular mainstream hits (the Ocean’s trilogy, Magic Mike, Out of Sight, Erin Brockovich and Contagion) and works so deliciously odd (Kafka, Solaris and The Girlfriend Experience) that they’ve garnered a deserved cult following. I’m a fan of Soderbergh and want him to keep making great movies but Logan Lucky is to that filmography what a Slim Jim is to a steak.

If anyone steals the movie outright, it’s little Farrah Mackenzie, playing Jimmy’s adorable daughter Sadie. She’s the focus of the film’s best scene (set during a children’s beauty pageant) but the sentimentality overall feels forced. So do the post-heist se-

quences, in which Hilary Swank is brought in late as a Special Agent investigating the Logan brothers. These scenes go nowhere and only waste the talented Swank.

Despite the NASCAR angle and a Jeff Gordon appearance, the setting is woefully underutilized. Don’t expect a racing movie–even Talladega Nights: the Ballad of Ricky Bobby has more raceway footage (and is a lot funnier).

I’m hoping Soderbergh leap frogs over this movie (more of a creative speed bump than a curse) and shapes a worthier comeback.

We need Soderbergh, whose declaration of a retirement came as a shock. In this age of corporate cinema, talentless movie producers calling the shots and most mainstream films saddled with the need to build either a franchise or a freakin “universe,” we need a wildcard like Soderbergh more than ever. ■

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Showtimes

THURS 8/24 | FRI 8/25 | SAT 8/26 | SUN 8/27

KA‘AHUMANU 6

The Dark Tower-PG13- 2D 10:30 12:45 3:00

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

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Spiderman:

Logan Lucky-PG13- 2D THU 11:15 2:00 4:40

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7:20. 2D FRI-SAT 11:15 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:00, 2D SUN 2:00 4:40 7:20, 2D MON-THU 11:15 2:00 4:40 7:20.

Wind River-R- 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20 9:55, 2D SUN-THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20.

Wonder Woman- PG13- 2D FRI 10:30 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:30, 2D SAT 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:30, 2D SUN 1:30 4:30 7:30, 2D MON-THU 10:30 1:30 4:30 7:30.

Finally Found Someone- NR- 2D THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 1:30, 2D SUN 1:30, 2D MON-THU 10:45 1:30.

The Glass Castle-PG13- 2D THU 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 4:10 7:00 9:50, 2D SUN-THU 7:00.

Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature-PG- 2D THU 10:25 12:35 2:45 5:00 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 10:25 12:35 2:45 5:00 7:15 9:30, 2D SUN 12:35 2:45 5:00 7:15, 2D MON-THU 10:25 12:35 2:45 5:00 7:15.

Birth of the Dragon- PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 10:35 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45, 2D SUN 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30, 2D MON-THU 10:35 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30.

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Leap!- PG- 2D THU 5:00 7:20 9:40. 2D FRI (1:20 4:20) 6:35 9:40, 2D SAT-SUN (1:20) 4:20 6:35 9:40, 2D MON-THU (1:20 4:20) 6:35 9:40.

Hitman’s Bodyguard- R- 2D THU (1:00 4:20) 6:55 10:00. 2D FRI (12:40 3:40) 7:00 9:10, 2D SAT-SUN (12:40) 3:40 7:00 9:10, 2D MON-THU (12:40 3:40) 7:00 9:10.

Annabelle: Creation-R- 2D THU (1:20 4:10) 7:10 9:50. 2D FRI (12:50 3:50) 6:50 9:30, 2D SAT-SUN (12:50) 3:50 6:50 9:30, 2D MON-THU (12:50 3:50) 6:50 9:30.

The Emoji Movie-PG- 2D THU (12:50 3:00 5:10) 7:30. 2D FRI (1:30 4:00) 6:30, 2D SAT 4:00

6:30, 2D SUN (1:30) 4:00 6:30, 2D MON (1:30 4:00) 6:30 9:00, 2D TUE (1:30 4:00), 2D WEDTHU (1:30 4:00) 6:30 9:00.

Girls Trip-R- 2D THU (1:10 4:00) 6:50 9:40. 2D FRI (1:00 4:10) 7:10 9:50, 2D SAT-SUN (1:00) 4:10 7:10 9:50, 2D MON-THU (1:00 4:10) 7:10 9:50.

Kidnap-R- 2D THU (12:30 2:50).

Atomic Blonde-R- 2D THU (12:40 3:30).

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Birth of the Dragon- PG13- 2D THU 7:00. 2D

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Logan Lucky- PG13- 2D THU 1:15 4:05 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT (1:15) 4:05 7:00 9:50, 2D SUN (1:15) 4:05 7:00, 2D MON (1:15 4:05) 7:00, 2D TUE (1:15 4:05 7:00 9:50), 2D WED-THU (1:15 4:05) 7:00.

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NEW THIS WEEK BIRTH OF THE DRAGON - PG13 - Action/ Drama - This is the story of the legendary fight between Bruce Lee and kung fu master Wong Jack Man in 1960s San Francisco. Stars Philip Ng and Yu Xia. 103 min.

EUROPERA HD: MADAMA BUTTERFLY NR - Concert/Special Events - In Nagasaki in the early years of the 20th century, a geisha marries an American naval officer, who deserts her after the wedding. 143 min.

LEAP! - PG - Animation/Comedy - An orphan girl goes to Paris to learn how to be a ballerina. Voices by Elle Fanning and Carly Rae Jepsen. 89 min.

WIND RIVER - R - Action/Crime - An FBI agent and a game tracker team up to investigate a murder on a Native American reservation. Stars Jeremy Renner and Kelsey Asbille.107 min.

NOW PLAYING ANNABELLE: CREATION - R - Horror/Thriller - A possessed doll haunts a nun and some orphans. 109 min.

THE EMOJI MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy The story of a multi-expressional emoji who wants to become a normal, single-expression emoji. 86 min.

FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE - NR - Comedy/ Romance - After being left by the groom on her wedding day, Aprilyn meets Raffy, who works at a PR agency employed by the groom’s father. 125 min.

GIRLS TRIP - R - Comedy - Four friends travel to New Orleans for the Essence Festival. Stars Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith and Regina Hall. 122 min.

THE GLASS CASTLE - PG13 - Drama - A young girl retreats into her imagination as she grows up in a poor, dysfunctional family. Stars Brie Larson, Woody Harrelson and Naomi Watts.

Directed by Maui’s own Destin Cretton. 127 min.

THE HITMAN’S BODYGUARD - R - Action/ Comedy - If I’m reading this right, Deadpool has to guard Nick Fury because of something. Stars Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson. 118 min.

LOGAN LUCKY - PG13 - Crime/Comedy - Two brothers attempt to pull off a heist during a NASCAR race. Stars Channing Tatum, Adam Driver and Daniel Craig. See this week’s film review. 119 min.

THE NUT JOB 2: NUTTY BY NATURE - PG Animation/Comedy - Surly and his friends try to

stop Oakton City’s mayor from destroying their home to build an amusement park. 91 min.

WONDER WOMAN - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Gal Gadot plays Diana, warrior princess of the Amazons, who finds her destiny trying to bring about an end to the First World War. 141 min.

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TUE Sept 19 7:30 pm Castle

KIDNAP - R - Thriller - A mother (Halle Berry) attempts to rescue her kidnapped son. 94 min.

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING - PG13 - Action/Adventure - In the sixth Spider-man flick since 2002, Tom Holland plays the wiley webslinger as he squares off against Vulture (Michael Keaton). 133 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS OLD SCHOOL FRIDAYS - Fri. Aug 25. Next Level Productions and DaJam 98.3 will rock the hottest old school party on Maui. Featuring music from the 1980s and ‘90s. 21+. $10. 9pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com ROCKIN’ BLUES WITH THE RICK VITO BAND Fri. Aug 25. The evening will feature Lenny Castellanos, Mark Johnstone and Paul Marchetti of The Mick Fleetwood Blues Band. There will also be a special surprise guest. 21+. Cost $10. 9:45pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com OBON FESTIVAL - Sat. Aug 26. Celebrated in Japan for more than 500 years, this is a Buddhist custom to honor the spirits of one’s ancestors. Come and celebrate their tradition and experience the dance known as Bon-Odori. 7:30pm. Kula Shofukuji Mission, (53 Upper Kula Rd.); 808-661-0466.

STAGE SHOWS ‘9 TO 5 THE MUSICAL’ - Fri. Aug 25 & Sat. Aug 26. Based on the seminal 1980 hit movie and set in the late 1970s, this hilarious story of friendship and revenge in the Rolodex era. It’s outrageous, thought-provoking and even a little romantic.

Pushed to the boiling point, three female coworkers concoct a plan to get even with the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot they call their boss.

7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Aug 24. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Thur, Fri, Mon, Tue. Bringing back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Aug 26. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat wce on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Aug 26. Hang Tough and Don’t Go Girl! Come and watch Free Range Comedy drop the comedy beats. Bring a can

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7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Mauifreerangecomedy.com MULLIGAN’S MAGIC SHOW - Tue. Aug 29.

Fun for all ages, be amused and amazed by a highenergy comedy and magic show. Free. 6:30pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT WITH POWER UP COMEDY - Tue. Aug 29. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

less and hungry on Maui. Help MBC’s Kahana Brewpub donate half of all house beer profits to KHAKO. 6pm. Maui Brewing Company, (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; Mauibrewingco.com FRIDAY NIGHT FILMS - Fri. Aug 25. Experience cocktails inspired by stars and classic films of the silver screen! Mixologists stir up movie magic following with live music. 7:30pm. Luana Lounge, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Aug 26. Locals and visitors will enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music by multiple award winning artists like Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. The opening set will be with Anthony A Pfluke. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation fro from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm.

Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

MIGRATIONS: LUAU SHOW - Wed. Aug 30. Ime ic c Polynesian o y es a dance da ce merse in the action of authentic ancers, musicians with master of ceremonies,, da dancers, ui E, a hula and fire artists, Manutea Nui dihalau. There will be traditional ‘awa ceremony with performer at each table and custom head lei made with master lei maker. Enjoy plated, locally sourced Pacific Rim-Hawaiian HAWAIIAN SUNDAY fusion cuisine followed OUT CK BRUNCH - Sun. Aug 27. by an intimate fire pit talk E H C EK Enjoy Sunday brunch with story session with performWE CAN E U H T liv music from Hawaii’s live ers. Seating is limited to 50 YO .

OF emo talented entertainers most guests, reservations are reKS E 17 C G I A P P gar A Hanaialii Gilliom, Ron like Amy quired. $179. 5:30pm. Sugar ON Kualaa and Tarvin Makia. $50 Kualaau Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); cheventinclusive, $25 for children 10 and 808-856-6151; SugarbeacheventUnder Reservations Reser Under. required. 10am. shawaii.com King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com SHOW - Wed. Aug 30. Hosted by George and WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in his Slack Key Show Ohana, see Peter deAquino, an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. A pre-show and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful dinner package is also available for Sea House selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm.

Restaurant. Advance purchase required call or go Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Aug 27. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scalCHAMPAGNE HALE AT CLIFF HOUSE - Until lops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, - Sat. Sep 9. Set beachfront, atop picturesque Kaall wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with palua Bay, guests will experience island lifestyle jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko Restaurant, (4100 Wailea with Chef David Viviano’s perfectly paired innoAlanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com vative food menu. Champagnes featured include Veuve Clicquot Rich, available for the first time CABARET DEL VINO - Mon. Aug 28. Life is a in the islands. 4:30pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, Cabaret in Ma‘alaea! Enjoy a dinner show featur(1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montageing cabaret classics from burlesque to Broadway in hotels.com/kapalua-bay an intimate European setting. Included is a pre-fixe menu, cocktails and cabaret show, $75. 7:00pm.

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Cafe Del Vino, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-868-0732; Thu. Aug 24. This is great opportunity for wine Cafedelvino.com lovers and anyone who wants to learn more about TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Aug 29. Inspired by the grape production on Maui. The tour includes vistropics and highlighting the classic style that iting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single made tiki a world phenomenon, enjoy some tiki varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk elixirs and Exotica-era tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge, through the vineyard grounds, and lots of op(4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairportunities to talk story about the history of Rose mont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana Ranch. Reservations required. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., HUAKA‘I LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Aug Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com 30. The Hawaiian luau buffet and Huaka‘i Journey through Polynesia show includes a lei greeting, KAPALUA SUNSET EXPERIENCE - Thu. Aug traditional games, Hawaiian crafts, wood carvers, 24. Offered daily, guest can sit back, relax and cultural demonstrations and complimentary Mai Tai take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a and juice. There will be beautiful hula performancspecial three-course Sunset Menu in the resorts es, music and a fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Banyan Tree Restaurant which includes a glass Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com Chef. Cost is $65 and wine pairings are available for an additional $25 per person. 5:30pm.

The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua YOUTH ART EXHIBIT - Thu. Aug 24. This CHARITY PINT NIGHT - Fri. Aug 25. Ka Hale unique exhibition showcases the work of 250 or a Ke Ola Homeless Resource Center (KHAKO) so youth participating in the Hui’s summer art prois dedicated to serving the needs of the home-

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grams. Free. 8am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com EXHIBIT: SPINELESS: PORTRAITS OF MARINE INVERTEBRATES THE BACKBONE OF LIFE - Until - Sun. Oct 1. Photographer Susan Middleton, known for the exhibitions Archipelago and Remains of a Rainbow, brings us new work exploring the mysterious world of marine invertebrates. Her images capture the unexpected beauty and intimacy of this realm of life. Free. 10am.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org KATHLEEN O’BRYAN - Until - Mon. Aug 28. As a fine art colorist, Kathleen O’Bryan discovered that with undiluted, dry pigment soft pastello, she could create saturated hues that brought emotional expressions to expansive skies and infinite landscapes. She will be in the gallery every Monday in August working on a new piece. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Aug 24. View original art and giclees by Local Maui Artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com KENSU JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW - Thu. Aug 24 & Fri. Aug 25. The designers at KenSu Jewelry will present their unique collection featuring precious stones and metals in the resort’s Kilohana Boutique.

9am. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Aug 25. The cafe will be bustling with published local artists creating amazing art. There’ll also be live music from professional musicians and recording artists. 5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com OBSERVE AND PLAY FAMILY DAY - Sat. Aug 26. Parents and children are invited to the MACC’s Schaefer International Gallery to see photographer Susan Middleton’s exhibit “Spineless: Portraits of Marine Invertebrates the Backbone of Life.” Explore the mysterious world of marine invertebrates and make a sea creature to take home. Free. 10am.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org CHRISTINE HALTON - Tue. Aug 29. See the simplicity of Japanese art in Christine Halton’s pieces, inviting warmth and texture through the careful selection of the grain and color of her wood panels.

11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com

TICKETS ON SALE ‘THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME’ - Fri. Aug 25 - Sun. Sep 3. The Maui Academy of Performing Arts bring to you the famous love story.

Quasimodo and Esmeralda come to life on a grand scale in this re-imagining of Victor Hugo’s tale of hope, acceptance and what it means to be a hero. Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $20-60. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI CHEFS INVITATIONAL: MULTI COURSE TASTING MENU - Fri. Sep 1 - Sat. Sep 2. Feast on a multi-course menu culminated from eight of the country’s best chefs. Each course will reflect the expertise of one specific chef. As a team, all chefs will prepare and plate courses table-side in the lanai kitchen. Friday and Saturday will feature different menus, to provide a unique experience for

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MON - Mark Burnett 4:30pm & Evan Shulman 8pm, TUE - Scot Freeman, 4:30pm & Brooks Mcguire, 8pm, WED - Brooks Mcguire, 4:30pm & Harry Troupe Open Mic 8pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

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Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON - Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE - Jazz at the Cat, 7:30pm WED - Benny Uyetake, 7pm

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MON - Corona Day TUE & WED Pool League

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MON - Magic w/ Holden Mowat 10pm TUE - $5 Tuesdays WED - Wine Down Wednesday, 8:30pm

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MON - Levi Poasa, 7-10pm, TUE - Cole Sulenta, 7-10pm WED - Mick Fleetwood & Friends 7-10pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE 811 Front Street, Lahaina- - 661-4855

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

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FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

both evenings. Beverages will be available for purchase. Book online or by phone. $250. 6pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-270-0303; Mauichefsinvitational.com MAUI CHEFS INVITATIONAL: CHEFS BARBECUE - Sun. Sep 3. Guests will graze on dishes created through the collaborative efforts of many chefs, while enjoying sun and live music. Visiting chefs will work in teams with local Hawaii chefs to create unique dishes while enticing your senses with original flavors. $75 for guests 11 and older. Children 10 and under are free, and must be accompanied by an adult. 6pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 855-364-6622;; Mauichefsinvitational.com TONY VALENTINE’S ‘GIRLS NIGHT OUT’ - Wed. Sep 6. Ladies and gentlemen, they’re back by popular demand! The Chippendales will feature acts from movies like Magic Mike and Fifty Shades of Grey. Seating is limited. $25-$50.

7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com KU MAI KA HULA - Fri. Sep 8 - Sat. Sep 9. The event will feature award-winning halau from Hawaii and the mainland competing in solo and group performances. Male and female dancers perform both kahiko (traditional) and ‘auana (modern) hula stylings. Attendees can browse and shop displays of made-in-Hawaii products from an array of crafters and artisans. A full selection of food and beverages will be available for purchase in the Yokouchi Pavilion Courtyard. $25. The Solo competition is on Friday at 6pm and group competition is on Saturday at 1pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE GREAT CATSBY FUR BALL 2017 - Sat. Sep 9. The Maui Humane Society and YourVet Maui, present “The Great Catsby: A Night of Purr-hibition.”

Transporting guests back to the Roaring Twenties, the evening will include a premier buffet dinner, no-host bar, live music and dancing, silent and live auctions and more. Each ticket comes with $100 in casino chips and two drink vouchers. All proceeds from this event will support the Maui Humane Society’s many life-saving efforts. $175. 5:30pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-877-3680 ext.219; Mauihumanesociety.org THE MAUI SEXY SLIDESHOWS - Sat. Sep 9.

Cabaret and Cocktails and the sixth annual Hawaii Burlesque Festival & Revue are proud to present “The Maui Sexy Sideshows.” This big-top, high-flying burlesque extravaganza is guaranteed to make your pulse race. Hosted by the magnificent Madame Munchau-

sen and featuring mainland showstopper REDBONE “The Cyclone of Burlesque,” Violetta Beretta aka “Hawaii’s Burlesque Sweetheart,” Maui’s own Cabaret and Cocktails, Kit Kat Club Cabaret and more. $2545. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ‘LAUGH DA ISLAND WAY’ COMEDY TOUR - Fri. Sep 15. Favorite local comedian Augie T is proud to announce the “Laugh Da Island Way” comedy tour, a benefit for B.R.A.V.E Hawaii in an effort to bring an anti-bullying message to school-aged youth. Presented by Island Air and Primo, the opening act will be Shawn Garnett. $20. 8pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; AugieT.com RICHARD MARX - Tue. Sep 19. Performer, songwriter, and producer, Richard Marx’s will perform live in the Castle Theater. Known for romantic music, expect to see hits like “Hold on to the Nights,” “Don’t Mean Nothing,” “Satisfied,” “Right Here Waiting” and more. $59+. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org ‘THE ELEPHANT MAN’ - Fri. Sep 22 - Sun. Oct 8. Based on the life of John Merrick, a man living with horrifying, rare skin and bone diseases. Abandoned by his family and seen as a freak by society.

His life changes when young physician Frederick Treves agrees to care for him, quickly becoming a favorite of the English aristocracy. Showtimes are Thursdays to Saturday at 7:30 and Sundays at 3pm (no performance on Sunday, Oct. 1). $26.

7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com A TRIBUTE TO W.S. MERWIN IN THE GREEN ROOM - Fri. Sep 29. In celebration of his 90th birthday, the Merwin Conservancy presents an evening in tribute to U.S. Poet Laureate, two-time Pulitzer Prize winner, translator, environmentalist and 40-year Maui resident W.S. Merwin. The evening will feature readings of his poetry, led by Edward Hirsch of the Guggenheim Foundation, and Merwin’s editor, Michael Wiegers of Copper Canyon Press. State officials will also present a Gubernatorial Proclamation proclaiming Sept.

30, 2017, as “W.S. Merwin Day” in Hawaii for his lifelong achievements. The presentation will be followed by a courtyard reception with dessert, champagne and live musical entertainment. All ticket sales benefit the nonprofit Merwin Conservancy. $10-25. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

WED - Ladies Night 2.0’s w/ DJ’s 10pm, $5/$10

‘SHANK’S MARE’ - Fri. Sep 29. Yara Arts Group presents a collaborative puppet performance by American puppet artist, Tom Lee, and Japanese traditional puppeteer, Koryu Nishikawa V in the Castle Theater. This beautiful and detailed production combines Japanese traditional puppetry, live video projection of miniature sets, and a haunting score on hammered dulcimer and Japanese shamisen and flute. $12-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, AUGUST 24 CALL FOR ENTRIES: RICHARD HO‘OPI‘I LEO KI‘EKI‘E FALSETTO CONTEST - Until - Fri. Sep 1. The 2017 Festivals of Aloha committee is seeking contestants for the 16th annual Richard Ho’opi’i Leo Ki‘eki‘e Falsetto Contest. The contest will be held on Sept. 16 at the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel. If you’re 18 and have not released a recording for sale, you’re able to apply (deadline is Sept.

1). Go online to download the application. Festivals of Aloha; 808-280-8098; FestivalsOfAloha.com CALL FOR ENTRIES: 95TH MAUI FAIR LIVESTOCK AND POULTRY EXHIBIT - Until - Wed. Sep 20. Entries for the Livestock and Poultry Exhibits are now being accepted for the 95th Maui Fair, which takes place from Oct. 5-8. Entry forms and Rules and Regulations are available online. Deadline to apply is Sept. 20. Entries will be accepted in two divisions: Youth (age 17 years and under), or the Adult Division on a first come basis. Maui Fair, (War Memorial Complex, Kahului); Mauifair.com SUMMER NEED FOR BLOOD PROMOTION - Until - Fri. Aug 25. Blood donors, who take the time to save lives, will be entered to win a weekly giveaway of a $100 Foodland gift card, and grandprize of a 3-night neighbor island getaway compliments of Castle Resorts and Hotels, including airfare on Hawaiian Airlines and a $250 gift card.

Donate at the Cameron Center Auditorium on Aug. 24 (8:30am-5pm) and Aug. 25 (7:30am-1:45pm).

Blood Bank of Hawaii; 808-848-4770; BBH.org KAPALUA OPEN TENNIS CHAMPIONSHIP - Until - Sun. Aug 27. The 36th annual Kapalua Open Tennis Championships hosts players in 3.5, 4.0 and Open divisions for Singles, Doubles, and Mixed Doubles competition. Each year, tennis players all over the country come for a weekend of fun, great food, and prizes. Entry Fee is $55 for one event and $60 for two events. Registra-

tion for the tournament ends at noon on Aug. 27.

Event takes place Sept. 2-4. 12pm. Kapalua Bay Course, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 1-877-KAPALUA; Golfatkapalua.com OHANA BINGO BASH - Until - Thu. Aug 31.

Join Blue Zones Project every Thursday in August. Learn about ways to live longer, better, happier lives in Central Maui playing America’s favorite game. Win awesome prizes courtesy of Maui Mall merchants. Free. 5pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com HORSEMANSHIP FOR VETERANS PROGRAM - Thu. Aug 24. Open to all U.S. military service members including active duty, disabled, and retired veterans. This program is offer at no cost to veterans. If you would like to learn more about signing up, call, email or go online. 9am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@ gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org NATIONAL JOB CORPS COMMENCEMENT DAY - Thu. Aug 24. Maui Job Corps will join 126 Job Corps centers across the country to celebrate the “National Job Corps Commencement Day” ceremony to congratulate the students who showed Job Corps Works! Chef Bev Gannon will be the keynote speaker. Thirty students who have obtained their high school diplomas or completed a career path will be joined by community leaders, local elected officials, family members and many others to recognize these students’ achievements and investments they made in their futures, followed by a pupu reception. 5:30pm.

Maui Job Corps Center, (500 Ike Dr., Makawao); 808-579-8450; Maui.jobcorps.gov KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Aug 24. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, AUGUST 25 MAUI LASER TAG NIGHT - Fri. Aug 25. Join in a fun family night of Laser Tag. Space is limited to 8 people per round, each round is 15 min. To insure your desired time please call or stop by to reserve time. Price is $8 per person per round. All ages are welcome. $8. 6pm.

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 36 Keala Place, Kihei- 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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Island Reggae 10pm-close

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Willie K, 9-11pm $5

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover Neto 5:30pm

Island Soul 5:30pm

TUE - Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends, 5-8pm, WED - Jim Spector, 5:30pm

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MON - David Wolf, TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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MON- Darts & Free Pool, TUE - $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & 9-Ball Tournament

Bad Kitty 8pm-12am Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

Jim Spector 5:30pm Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

QKC FARMERS MARKET - Fri. Aug 25. (Every Tue, Wed and Fri.) The market features fresh local farm-grown produce, vegetables, fruits, berries and melons, baked goods, fresh local fish, plants and fresh cut flowers, gourmet foods, honey and so much more! There’ll also be international Food Booths. Free. 9am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8774325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com BREATHWORK WORKSHOP - Fri. Aug 25. Join Carla Wainwright, an embodied yoga and breathwork facilitator with more than 20 years experience. The workshop will be a special journey to fine tune your ability to feel more within, connect more authentically with others. The ceremony theme is: Self Love & The Breath. $75. 6pm. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com

SATURDAY, AUGUST 26 PICKLEBALL TOURNAMENT - Sat. Aug 26.

The County of Maui Parks and Recreation Department will be hosting a free pickleball tournament at the Tennis Courts. The tournament will be a mixed doubles format with four divisions, 50 years of age and below. 7:30am. War Memorial Complex, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku).

RUMMAGE AND TACK SALE - Sat. Aug 26.

Proceeds benefit Haku Baldwin Center’s therapeutic programs for children and adults with special needs, veterans, seniors and patients of all ages. 8am. Haku Baldwin Center, (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129; Hbcriding@gmail.com; Hakubaldwincenter.org WEST MAUI COMMUNITY PLAN OPEN HOUSE - Sat. Aug 26. The County of Maui Department of Planning invites the public to learn about the community planning process, discuss issues affecting West Maui, review maps and information, and meet the project team. 10am. West Maui Senior Center, (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); 808-661-9432.

KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Aug 26. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Aug 26. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com KARAOKE STAR SATURDAYS - Sat. Aug 26.

Grab your friends or go solo for QKC’s Karaoke

Thirsty Thursdays & Free Pool

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Night with Karaoke Jockey Dean Sakurai of Star Tracks Karaoke Maui every fourth Saturday on the Mall’s center court. There will be thousands of songs to choose from and KJ Dean is available to help you select just the right tune. Free.

5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com CRUISE NIGHT WITH NOCTURNALS CTC | K AND K KUSTOMS - Sat. Aug 26. Cruise with Maui’s car and truck club and their friends as they showcase their low riders and lifted vehicles every second and fourth Saturdays. Free.

5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, AUGUST 27 BEACH CLEANUP: KOKUA KA‘EHU - Sun. Aug 27. Let’s keep Ka‘ehu free of marine debris and research what washes ashore on the 4th Sunday of every month. This beautiful sandy/rocky coastline gets inundated with marine debris from all over the Pacific. These items can be deadly ingestion and entanglement hazards to animals of all sizes. Come lend a hand for a few hours of fun and exercise. Bring a reusable water bottle, and wear sun protection and sturdyy shoes. All m. Ka‘ehu supplies provided. Free. 9am. aihee); Beach, (Kukona Pl., Waihee); HAMERinHawaii.org TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun..

Aug 27. Enjoy a traditional Polynesian performance

by Te Tiare Patitifa on the mall’s center stage.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

5pm. Maui Kirtan Yoga Center, (860 Holopuni Rd., Kula); 808-599-0827; mauikirtan.com

MONDAY, AUGUST 28 QUEEN’S KIDS CLUB - Mon. Aug 28. Keiki 3-12 can enjoy crafts, games and story time in the Center Court. Keiki will also receive a Maui Friends of the Library coupon which they can redeem for a free book at their library. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, AUGUST 29 E-CYCLING - Tue. Aug 29. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards.

The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:307:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT - Tue. Aug 29. There are b changes brewing in Gobig th tham, and if Batman wants to sav the city from the Joker’s save host takeover, Batman may hostile t drop the lone vigilante have to thing, try to work with others and maybe, just maybe, learn to lighten up.

R t d PG. PG Sponsored S Rated by the Kay A. Edwards Memorial Fund. 6pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Sat, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-5pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com

SHAMATHA MEDITATION CLASSES - Tue. Aug 29. Buddhist Practitioner, Khandro Sherab Drolma, will give the basic instructions and transmission for the practice of Shamatha meditation and practice supports for the path. The class will be focusing on the beginning of ope opening with a certain gentleness and aappreciation for humanness and capa capacity in developing compassion, aand wisdom, in practice and e in everyday practical life and sit situations.

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Larson Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:308:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:308:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin and Dayan Kai 5:30-9pm; Sun, Gary

DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Kendall and The Armadillo 10:30am-12:30pm; Fri, Evan Dove 10:30am-12:30pm; Sat, Kendall and The Armadillo 10:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Alex Calma 10:30am12:30pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 10:30am-12:30pm; Tue, Jason Macapulay 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Brant Quick 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com

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MUL MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Sat, Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30p 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Celtic Tigers (10 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 7-9:30pm; (100 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

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GRAND WAILEA - Thu-Sat, Contemporary Hawaiian Music at Botero Lounge 5-10pm; (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

A vegan Virgo friend finished a round-the-world trip and discovered she was host to several insect larvae, worms coiled beneath her skin, slowly turning into winged insects. To get rid of them, she had to coat the area in pig lard, which would compel the worms to poke their heads out, at which point they could be tugged free. Her revulsion for the parasitic larvae easily outweighed her powerful distaste for pig lard. To get rid of the undesirables living under your skin, you may also have to overcome your own personal tastes and do things you find repulsive.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

A lot of life is accidental, isn’t it? We navigate through our existences with the best of intentions, but only a fraction of those actually sees fruition.

The rest of life is the stuff that happens to us that we can’t predict, or things we do without thinking or meaning to. Obviously, you can’t completely control your life. But I reckon you could exert a tiny bit more influence on which directions it takes. Forty-nine percent of your life may always be made up of things you can’t control or anticipate, but this week, do what you need to do to ensure that 51 percent of it is composed of things you consciously choose.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You’re not exactly suffering through a jail sentence, though it may feel like that at times. Luckily, like most prison terms, this situation has an end date, too. Though the date of your release may feel like it’s eons away, have faith that it will come, and that you’re drawing closer to it every day. Also, bear in mind that just like many sentences of imprisonment, this unpleasant situation can be shortened dramatically by exhibiting extremely good behavior. And if it’s really unbearable, consider this: a prison break is always possible. Just be sure you take into account the potential consequences.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

If the zodiac formed a royal court, Leos would of course be the kings and queens, Capricorns the powerful Machiavellian advisors, Aries the royal jesters, and Scorpios would be the most powerful of all: the royal consorts. The most frantic string-pulling of those Capricorn puppet-masters can’t compare to your whispered pillow talk, so there’s no reason to feel threatened or jealous, or compete for the kinds of power others control. You’ve got your own brand of might and influence, and it’s just as effective (or more so) than the kinds wielded by everyone else (and, despite the bit about pillow-talk, it’s not all about sex).

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’re not especially known for your wise investments. Usually, you spend money fairly whimsically when you have it, and suffer through the hard times when you’re less flush. It’d be nice if you had a bit more balance in your personal budget, but that might come at the expense of some of the playfulness that makes you who you are. Continuing as you have been is certainly a viable option, but if there’s some reason to change your relationship to money (if someone you love desperately wants you to, for example) this is a good week to do it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You occasionally resist change simply out of habit.

Sometimes you dig in your heels so hard that you actually keep things more or less as they are, out of sheer stubbornness. Once in a while, you may regret this. Not all change is bad, despite your usual initial reaction to it. Once in a while, a big change could be an extremely good thing. That’s likely to be the case this week. If change comes, do all you can to embrace it, even though it may fill you with anxiety and frustration at first. Rejecting it would be something you would kick yourself for, later.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Sagittarians are typically solo adventurers, but I think you’re truly at your best when you hitch your wagon to someone else’s. When your worldview expands to include others, you grow and excel in ways you couldn’t even imagine before. Whatever it is that inspires you to include others in your exploits (common reasons include falling in love or having kids), I’m excited for you. You’d never otherwise know just how incredibly creative and resourceful you can actually be. It may be easier to go it solo, but life’s richer when you’re part of a team.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Who gives a word its meaning, ultimately? Those who write dictionaries, or those who use the words in them? Most likely it’s a kind of mass-scale collaboration, in which both influence the other, back and forth. How a tool is used is just as important as what it was originally intended for. Don’t let anyone else completely define for you what something is, how it’s to be used, or what role it’s supposed to play in your life. You’ve got the power to change every facet of your existence, from words to tools to your relationships with other people. The best part is you won’t just be changing them for yourself–everyone is likely to benefit from your new definitions.

Being bombarded with as much information as you typically take in is fine most of the time, but bad for your soul and general morale in the long-term. It’s important to periodically take a media and technology diet. Spare a week (this week, or one of the next three) from your life in which your cell phone stays off, and you shun any technology more advanced than a fridge or a light bulb. Take yourself to a past century, and enjoy only the news you hear from your neighbors. Read. Hang out with people who are actually in the room with you. I predict the first few days of your media diet will be a struggle, but by the end of your week away from the insanity you’ll be vowing to repeat the experience, every year.

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Family is important to you, of course, but is your definition of family broad enough? Limiting it to people who are related to you by blood or marriage would severely impoverish your life. Who are the people who’ve been there for you, and will be? They’re your family.

Your blood relatives might be assholes, after all. Who are the people you’ll helplessly love forever? Those people are your family, whether or not they share your name or genes. This week, make sure they know it, and this year, remodel your life so it truly reflects it.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

We’re probably too selfish, in general, to do what has to be done–for our planet, for humanity, and for all the other species we share Earth with. We all know the kind of danger we’re in, but we’re only willing to go so far, in terms of compromising our lifestyles, even when it means the difference between saving and dooming ourselves. You’re just as guilty as most of the rest of us; in this case you know what needs to be done, and exactly how far you personally have to go, in order to be effective at all. This week, please decide: will you go that far? If not, don’t bother going anywhere at all. There’s no point.

You’re making the wrong wishes, Leo. How do I know? It’s because every time one of your desires is fulfilled, you’re still dissatisfied. That’s because many of your dreams and wants have been thrust upon you–by clever advertisements, compelling lovers, or other circumstances. Some of them have even completely eclipsed the things you actually want. It may be a noble and mostly good idea to embrace the things your lover or boss wants for you—but not so completely that you forget your own wishes and fantasies. This week, make sure your heart’s true desires get the same time and attention you give to your adopted goals.

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