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PLANNED PARENTHOOD HAWAII LOBBYING ARM REALLY HAPPY OVER HEALTHCARE VOTE So on the night of July27, after months–no, years–of loudly and proudly promising to obliterate the Affordable Care Act, the biggest legislative achievement of President Barack Obama’s administration, the Republicans who control the U.S. Senate failed to pass their last-ditch repeal bill (written earlier that afternoon). The vote was 51-49, with all 48 Democrats and three Republicans–Lisa Murkowski of Alaska, Susan Collins of Maine and John McCain of Arizona–voting no.

While many big news organizations today led with McCain (who was recently diagnosed with brain cancer–often crediting him with the defeat–the nonprofit advocacy group Planned Parenthood Votes Northwest and Hawaii (PPVNH) today gave the credit to others.

“We stopped this bill in its tracks,” PPVNH CEO Elaine Rose said in a July 28 news release to supporters. “This is because of you; your voices, your tenacity, and your fight.

Women won last night. The leadership of Sens.

Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins, alongside Sens. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) and Brian Schatz (D-HI) is a powerful reminder of the strength our elected leaders are capable of, especially now. Because of you, another 8,118 people will still be able to get care at Planned Parenthood health centers across the country today. Against all odds, grassroots organizing defeated this repeal bill. Across our four states this year, we held more than 708 events, and more than 56,000 people made calls, showed up at town halls, signed petitions and attended rallies. This fight is far from over, but this is a big step forward and we will continue to make our voices heard because it matters.”

The day of the vote, Senator Hirono–who is being treated for stage 4 kidney cancer, laid out the repeal bill’s stake in a heartfelt statement: “I was fortunate that after my cancer diagnosis, I was able to focus on my course of treatment instead of how I would pay for it.

Under Trumpcare, Hawaii residents living with pre-existing conditions won’t be able to afford the health care that could one day save their life. This measure would ensure that millions of people across the country can afford the care that might one day save their life.”

Nearly 50,000 people in Hawaii would have lost their medical insurance had the Republican bill become law, according to a July 27 New York Times infographic. Senator Hirono’s office also said that more than “590,000 adults in Hawaii live with preexisting conditions that could keep them from accessing affordable health care under the Republican bill.”

Of course, like the zombies that fill our collective nightmares these days, the bill remains on the Senate’s calendar. What’s more, President Donald Trump himself is threatening war with Senate Republicans if they don’t hurry up and pass it.

MAUI ‘NEWS’ ORGANIZATIONS ‘COVER’ BIG HAWAII AG LEASH LAW PROSECUTION It’s remarkable that websites like Maui Now and MauiWatch describe themselves as “news organizations.”

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MauiWatch says it’s “the model for high quality crowd sourced news in the 21st century.”

Sorry, I just laughed so hard I fell on the floor. Seriously though, Maui Now and MauiWatch are what we call aggregators–they subscribe to various government agencies’ email lists, reprint whatever press releases they receive and call it “news.” There is no “covering” anything–no additional reporting, no giving context for readers, nothing. All they do is reprint whatever the government agency tells them.

Last night, both organizations outdid themselves providing me with a wonderfully ridiculous example of this process. At about 5:19pm on the night of July 24, I got an emailed news release from the Hawaii Attorney General’s office titled “ALLEGED LEASH LAW VIOLATOR CHARGED.” Right off the bat, that’s weird. Leash law

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violations are, like, near the bottom of priorities for prosecutors in any jurisdiction. But the Hawaii Attorney General–who has been making headlines for the last few months going after the Trump Administration’s Muslim travel ban–is now prosecuting a leash law violator?

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multiple violations of the Maui County Code’s leash laws and one count of failing to properly register one of his dogs,” states the news release. “According to the complaint, Simonds failed to keep his two dogs under restraint, as required by law.

The violations occurred at various times between August 2016 and May 2017. The complaint also alleges that one of his dogs was not properly licensed.”

The complaint itself lists 13–THIRTEEN!–counts of leash law violations and one count of having an unlicensed dog.

Immediately, both MauiWatch and Maui Now posted stories on this. “Maui Man Charged with Alleged Leash Law Violations,” said Maui Now. MauiWatch went with “AG charges Maui resident with alleged leash law violations.”

Both stories played very close to the news release. As such, neither story mentioned WHY the Hawaii Attorney General was prosecuting “Maui resident” Simonds with damned leash law violations (presumably because the news ews release e ease itself tse didn’tt include c u e the t e reason). easo ).

Well, here’s the reason: Mark Simonds is a Maui County deputy prosecuting attorney. Since it’s a conflict of interest for his own office to prosecute him, the case got kicked up to the AG’s office.

In any case, Simonds told me he couldn’t comment on the charges against him (contacting him to get his side was also a courtesy

neither Maui Now w nor MauiWatch extended to him).

“I look forward to exercising my right to due process, and to a full and fair hearing in this matter,” Simonds said.

Joshua Wisch, the Special Assistant to the Attorney General who first sent out the news release, didn’t comment when I asked why his office had bothered to alert the media in the first place about such a low priority prosecution. “Thanks for your email, but not much to add at this time beyond what’s already in the news release and complaint,” he said. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Administration (NOAA) has graciously extended the public comment period for a little more than two weeks.

Here’s the notice from NOAA, posted on July 26: “NOAA will formally reopen the public comment period on a Department of Commerce review of 11 designations and expansions of national marine sanctuaries and marine national monuments that began June 26, 2017,” states the notice. “Due to public interest and requests for additional time, NOAA will formally accept comments for an additional 15 days, starting Monday, July 31.

“Additionally, NOAA will continue to accept comments between the first formal comment period closing July 26 and the formal reopening to ensure the public has maximum opportunity to participate in this review process. Comments submitted during the original comment period will be considered and do not need to be resubmitted.

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Geographic story on the expansion, the monument is home to a huge variety of sea life: “Papahanaumokuakea is a sanctuary for endangered species, including blue whales, short-tailed albatrosses, sea turtles, and the last Hawaiian monk seals,” states the story. “It contains some of the world’s northernmost and healthiest coral reefs, considered among the most likely to survive in an ocean warmed by climate change. The seamounts and sunken islands of its deeper waters are inhabited by more than 7,000 species, including the oldest animals on Earth— black corals that have lived for more than 4,000 years.”

The expansion decision “strikes the right balance at this time for the waters surrounding the Hawaiian Islands, and it can be a model for sustainability in the other oceans of planet Earth,” Hawaii Governor David Ige said at the time.

Given that we’re dealing with the Trump Administration, it’s not so easy to make

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More than nine of every 10 dogs who entered Maui Humane Society in 2017 found forever homes–which pencils out to an amazing 92 percent live release rate for the fiscal year. That means nearly all of the dogs entering the shelter were either adopted, transferred to rescue partners for adoption or returned to their owners. Additionally, all healthy dogs at the shelter were saved this past year, with only dangerous or “end of life” dogs (meaning they had no hope for good quality of life) considered for euthanasia.

“Achieving a 92% Live Release Rate for dogs is not a destination or onetime designation,” said Jerleen Bryant, CEO of MHS in a July 25 news release. “Rather it is a continued journey that must be maintained. We have hundreds of animals coming through our doors every single month, nearly 20 every single day. Maintaining and improving our high Live Release Rate takes daily commitment from shelter staff, rescue organizations, adopters, and the public.”

In recent years, MHS has implemented various innovations to lower its kill rate. They seem to be working, given that the live release rate for dogs was 65 percent back in 2014. While the Maui Humane Society is not an official participant of the “No Kill” movement, Bryant noted, all of the conditions and programs collectively referred to as the

“no kill equation” are actively implemented at MHS. Each animal is treated as an individual upon intake and outcomes are determined by health and behavior. Thanks to financial and volunteer support from the community, there are resources to help each animal thrive until adoption.

Animals receive medical care as well as exercise, training and socialization based on that animal’s individual needs and there is never a time limit for any animal at the shelter.

“Our Live Release rate for dogs is an amazing accomplishment, but we aren’t done yet,” said Bryant. “Cats are not far behind. We are on the cusp of achieving these same results for Maui’s cat population through promising new programs and innovative thinking at MHS.” Maui Humane Society is a nonprofit organization, serving the community for more than 60 years. It’s also Maui’s only open admission shelter.

Love in the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument

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STILL TIME TO COMMENT ON PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA MARINE NATIONAL MONUMENT REVIEW Looks like you have a little more time to make official comments on the Trump Administration’s efforts to shrink a variety of national marine sanctuaries and monuments, one of which is the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric

ed through August 15.

“Six national marine sanctuary expansions and five marine national monument designations and expansions are part of this review.”

In 2006, President George W. Bush established the monument, located in the Northwest Hawaiian Islands, at 140,000 square miles. A decade later, President Barack Obama, at the behest of U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, expanded the monument to 583,000 square miles. According to this Aug. 26, 2016 National

your comment, even online. The best way is to go to Regulations.gov and click on “FRN_Review of Monuments and NMS Expansions_82 FR 28827.”

At press time, the monuments review shows the government has so far received more than 73,000 comments from members of the public.

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News Of The Weird OH, CANADA What could go wrong? Canadian company Bad Axe Throwing announced in June it is bringing its unusual entertainment concept to Denver. It’s “like darts, but on steroids,” says founder Mario Zelaya.

Customers provide their own food and beer and learn how to throw axes at targets. “We’ll be bringing along the competitive league side as well. That means that folks in Denver can sign up... and compete at a global level,” Zelaya said.

SMOOTH REACTION Did you say French fries or FRESH fries? Eiram Chanel Amir Dixson, 25, made a point of ordering fresh french fries at a Coon Rapids, Minnesota, Wendy’s drive-thru in May. When the exchange between the dissatisfied Dixson and a Wendy’s worker escalated, the employee threw a soda at Dixson, and Dixson fired back by spraying Mace through the drive-thru window. Police charged Dixson with one count of using tear gas to immobilize.

WHEN RACCOONS ATTACK Rachel Borch, 21, of Hope, Maine, was out for a run in June when a raccoon attacked her. Thinking quickly, Borch grabbed the animal and, despite being bitten, ran to a puddle on the trail and held its head underwater until it drowned. (BONUS: Borch’s father retrieved the dead raccoon and delivered it for rabies testing in a Taste of the Wild dog food bag.)

INSULT TO INJURY It was dark in the wee hours of June 30 in Jacksonville, Florida, and Cedric Jelks, 38, probably never saw the loaded gun on the driver’s seat of his car as he got in, but he certainly felt it after the gun went off, wounding his manhood. When police investigating the report of a gunshot wound arrived at the hospital Jelks was taken to, they added possible firearms charges to his pain after discovering Jelks had a prior conviction for cocaine possession.

WHY NOT? A driver in Zhenjiang, China, took drive-thru service to the next level on June 10 when he carefully pulled his tiny automobile through the front doors of a convenience store,

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requested a package of potato chips and a bottle of yogurt, paid for his purchase and reversed through the doors with the cashier’s guidance.

Surveillance video shows the cashier waving and saluting as the car pulls away. He posited that the driver might have been avoiding getting out of his car in the rain.

FINER POINTS OF THE LAW A restaurant owner near Florence, Italy, was ordered to pay 2,000 euros in fines in June after judges in Italy’s highest court declared it illegal to keep lobsters on ice in restaurants because it causes them undue suffering. “The suffering caused by detaining the animals while they wait to be cooked cannot be justified,” the judges ruled.

BRIGHT IDEAS Smoke bombs aren’t just for celebrating our nation’s birth! Mike Tingley of Grand Blanc Township, Michigan, burned his garage to the ground on July 3 when he used smoke bombs to try to rid the structure of a bees’ nest. When firefighters from three townships arrived, fireworks stored in the garage were shooting into the sky. “We really weren’t going to celebrate the Fourth of July so much,” Tingley said. His home, which was not attached to the garage, was not damaged.

ILLEGAL AVOCADOS Ventura County, California, sheriff’s officers charged three produce workers with grand theft fruit after they were caught making unauthorized cash sales of avocados from a ripening facility.

Joseph Valenzuela, 38, Carlos Chavez, 28, and Rahim Leblanc, 30, liquidated up to $300,000 worth of off-thebooks avocados. “It’s a big product here in California,” said Sgt. John Franchi. “Everybody loves avocados.”

NEWS THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE The Innovation Center for U.S. Dairy reported in June that as many as 16.4 million Americans believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. In fact, the center’s most frequently asked question on its website is, “Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?” (The answer is no.)

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at Simmons Jr. is not just a Maui boy, father, singer-songwriter, musician, surfer and an organic farmer. He’s also a cancer survivor, and the son of Pat Simmons, an American rock musician and original band member of The Doobie Brothers. Being from a musically inclined family, Simmons grew up listening to all types of music. He learned how to play both the guitar and ukulele at age six. He has two older siblings from his mother’s previous marriage, and his family has always been extremely close.

His father introduced him to playing musical instruments, showing him how to play the twelve bar blues on the guitar at a very young age. Later, Simmons continued his guitar education with Maui’s own Tom Conway at Bounty Music. Conway taught him how to play various songs from Jimi Hendrix to other various rock icons.

“Pat was a great guitar student who was always eager to learn,” Conway told me. “He embraced several styles like reggae, blues, folk, even a pinch of Gypsy Jazz! Now, he’s developed into a fine player, singer and composer with his own unique voice and strong conviction about his message as an artist. I’m proud to call Pat a friend and I was recently honored to play on his debut CD. Little known fact: He also plays a mean Didgeridoo!”

Simmons learned how to play the ukulele more than 20 years ago at Haiku Elementary School. The ukulele class was part of the Hawaiian studies program, focusing on basic technical skills as well as Hawaiian songs from Auntie Makua Bailey.

In fact, Simmons says that Auntie Makua and her songs really inspired his passion for Hawaiian music and culture.

From his happy introduction to playing Hawaiian music and rock classics as a child, Simmons has always continued to increase his musical repertoire. He’s constantly learning how to play new instruments and continues to refine his playing skills.

“I’m always playing around with different things, not always diving in deep, but I do play a little hand percussion, harmonica, lap steel slide guitar, flutes, didgeridoo, etc., mostly just for fun,” he said.

Being that Simmons is the son of a most famous American rock musician, I was curious about his youth on Maui.

“I was exposed to all kinds of music, people and places at a very young age,” he said. “It’s what has really sculpted me into who I am today, including my diverse musical interests from Django Reinhardt to roots reggae.”

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Simmons said his greatest musical influences are Bob Marley, George Helm, Gabby Pahinui and his father. “My dad’s music with the Doobie Brothers has influenced me so much, as well as his innate musical talents,” he said. “A lot of the things that I listen to today, I first heard from my dad. Our musical collections are similar from traditional folk music, to the psychedelic rock of the ‘60s and ‘70s.”

Simmons was touring with his father and the Doobie Brothers band until a few years ago when he decided to settle into marriage and family life. Although he loves touring the West Coast (because there’s a lot of opportunity to surf and eat lots of yummy organic foods, he said), he prefers to play local and just be the Maui boy that he’s always been. He deeply cares about the ‘aina, and is currently focusing on building up his following in the Hawaiian Islands.

In fact, he worked up a new set with two of his friends, Matt Del Olmo and Justin Morris. The Pat Simmons Jr. Ohana played their first show together at the last East Maui Taro Festival in Hana. As far as more music plans, Simmons wants to record another album in the next year.

On a daily basis, Pat listens to a variety of music. “Lately, I’ve been finding obscure Hawaiian music and singing along while I drive,” he said. “ One of my favorite ways to learn a song.” He finds a lot of inspiration from Dennis Kamakahi, Gabby Pahinui, George Helm and Keali`i Reichel. “I’m also of course very into Bob Marley, various reggae musicians, and some newer music from Xavier Rudd and Trevor Hall,” he said.

Simmons said he’s recently been enamored with a song composed in the late 1800s by Eleanor Keho`ohiwaokalani Wright Prendergast. It was originally written for members of the Royal Hawaiian Band in opposition to the illegal U.S. overthrow of the Hawaiian Kingdom. It’s called “Kaulana Na Pua.” Perhaps soon, we’ll all have a chance to hear Simmons playing it, too.

I asked him how his experience of growing up in a musical family will translate to his own growing family. In just the past year, Simmons became a father to a baby boy.

“Since my son has existed, I’ve been singing to him and playing songs to him in his born presence, inside and outside of the womb,” he said. “He loves it when I practice near him, and I’m looking forward to sharing my love of different genres with him.”

Simmons also spends much of his free time tending to his family land in Hana.

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etable gardens, weaved among perennial medicines, rare fruit trees, native Hawaiian ferns, trees, plants and rare Hawaiian food plants such as Kalo, Mai`a (ancient plantain banana cultivars) and ‘Uala (sweet potato).

I really love collecting rare plants that are literally on the edge of extinction, which is the case for many of the rare Mai`a I’ve collected from remote valleys in East Maui.

Gotta perpetuate the old crops so that future generations can enjoy them.”

Simmons and his wife also grow old Hawaiian sugar cane varieties, and press the juice in an old-fashioned hand-crank press. They sell their juice and medicinal teas every other Wednesday at the farmer’s market that takes place at the Waipuna Chapel on Omaopio Road in Kula.

So far, all this sounds like the perfect life. It hasn’t been. When he was 23, Simmons was diagnosed with testicular cancer. He told me that it was a very scary and intense time for himself and his family. Naturally, a lot of emotions came up and he always did the best to stay in the present moment, full of gratitude for each moment, and trusting that it was all meant to be. He told me that his spiritual work is what helped him be more prepared for that kind of life crisis, and that

Life on the farm

I asked him how he integrates the teachings of Buddha into his everyday life. He started out by saying that he wouldn’t call himself a Buddhist, but that he discovered the teachings of Buddhism as a teenager.

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He’s an organic farmer, and is energetic about supporting Hawaii’s natural environment and protecting the land from dangerous invasive species. This wasn’t always the case. Learning about agriculture and permaculture was a passion that began when he attended Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington.

“When I enrolled at Evergreen in 2008, I was headed in a completely different direction,” Simmons said. “I tried to get into this music class taught by a woman who is an expert in ethnomusicology, particularly Irish folk. But the class filled up, and I was forced to find something else. So at the last minute while scrambling to find a class with open enrollment, I chose a program called “Into the Woods–Community, Conflict, Alliance.”

Simmons said the class changed his life.

“At 18 years old, I was exposed to what was happening in the Pacific Northwest– logging,” he said. “I learned about the forest ecosystems and the damage being done to plant and animal habitats, including the waters. This perspective on the preciousness of the natural environment really shaped my thinking and my daily choices. After four years of studying natural systems, including agriculture and permaculture, I walked away with a bachelor’s degree in ecology, the study of the relationship between all biological lifeforms. Plants are my specialty. This helped me understand my own island home a lot more. I have a strong understanding of the natural environments of Hawaii, as well as how threatened they are from pollution and alien species.”

Simmons’ 10-acre family property in Hana is known as the ‘Opana Valley Farm. He hopes to reforest the land with endemic Hawaiian species, and continues to cultivate abundant, diverse orchards and gardens that will continue to feed his family. He’s currently expanding his potato production, as well as creating an organic nursery with rare plants that he can cultivate and propagate to be shared with the Maui community.

“Lately, my wife and I have been taking care of existing plants and trees that my father planted almost 20 years ago,” Simmons said. “But we are also planting veg-

You gotta remember that it’s all perfect, and that life doesn’t give us challenges we aren’t ready or capable of handling

it was just another opportunity for him to let go and love his body.

I had read somewhere that Pat Simmons Jr. was a fan of Buddhism. Curious about how deep he is into the Buddha’s teachings,

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“I’ll be quite honest, while exploring the realms of psychedelics, such as LSD and mushrooms, I found myself trying to interpret the unity and love that I was experiencing from taking those

medicines,” Simmons said. “The teachings of the Buddha just made a lot of sense after spending time looking deep into my soul. The values of unconditional love and peace were instilled in my being because of my willingness to learn and move through my ego and all the negative things that the mind can choose to dwell on. Returning to love and the bare life essentials are what I took away from those times, and Buddhism helped me see more clearly how to just be.”

The influences that were the most positive for Pat’s cancer healing process were teachings from the Buddha and Eckhart Tolle. Along with the love and support of his family, Simmons said that Tolle’s The Power of Now helped him to stay happy.

“You gotta remember that it’s all perfect, and that life doesn’t give us challenges we aren’t ready or capable of handling,” Simmons said. “I’m so unbelievably fortunate to be raised on Maui and that I can raise my family here, too. I recognize that I’m just a guest here, among this homeland of the original inhabitants, Na Kanaka Maoli, the Native Hawaiians. I truly cherish their culture, and will continue to do my best to help revitalize this land with healthy forests and waters. After all, I’m not Hawaiian by blood, only by culture, being raised close to these values and this sacred ‘aina. My bones and my family’s bones will go back to the same soil as those who have lived here before me. And I will stand up, protect those waters, these mountain slopes and the creatures that live here. Aloha ‘Aina is my daily way of life.”

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Pat Simmons, Jr. plays live shows around Maui on a monthly basis. He has frequent gigs at Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon in Paia and at Fleetwood’s on Front Street. He also plays every Tuesday at Cafe Des Amis in Paia and every Thursday at Mulligan’s on the Blue. For more information about his showtimes and locations, visit Patsimmonsjr.com. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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'Media With A Message'

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just over $100,000. This is largely due to all our community partners, volunteers and our students. We operate out of free community spaces, primarily Hawaiian Canoe Club, our original home, but also Maui Prep Academy which hosted our first west side program last semester. Partnering with other organizations and businesses is also a HUGE part of what we do including local farms, Maui Ocean Center, UH Maui College, recycling centers and many others that can assist us in teaching youth about their local environment and how we can protect it.”

The students created a number of incredible films over the last year, in a wide variety of topics. Growing Farmers partners with the Hawaii Farmers Union Farm apprentice mentoring program to explore the youngest generation of farmers on Maui in the post-sugarcane era, and what regenerative ag projects they’re tackling. In Under the Sea Debris, students collaborated with the Bahamas Plastic Movement and Space 2 Create to make an international musical film about ocean pollution (with a nod to Little Mermaid’s “Under the Sea”).

Westside students worked on a whiteboard drawing style animated film called Rising Tide that gives the facts about how humans are impacting the carbon cycle, with a call to action for local communities. And the parody Prescription Strength Convenience students examine the social impacts from our convenience-driven society.

“Our other film topics this year included a documentary on coral bleaching,” says Cahill. “We also did a film about our Huliau Zero Waste Events program, a film called Sea Police by our new Westside students where they arrest people for environmental infractions against the ocean, a documentary on the work of Leeward Haleakala Watershed Restoration Project and an overview of our state’s Aloha + Challenge sustainability goals.”

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projects inspired by our students,” she says. “The most exciting thing about the past few years has been seeing our alumni go on to study environmental studies and filmmaking in college and then having them return and want to help inspire new students, like our alumni-founded EcoAdventure summer program. To us this is a true sign that we are fulfilling our mission to build environmental literacy and leadership among Maui’s youth. The 2017-18 school year is going to be exciting for us as we are expanding programs with the Huliau Outdoor Leadership Council, our zero waste events and new climate change programs working closely with teachers.”

At the end of the program, the kids present their films at the Huliau Youth Environmental Film Festival and Cahill says they are also submitting their films into film festivals.

“Filmmaking is a very powerful and creative way to share stories, to get people to connect to an issue and to inspire action,” says Cahill. “Young people today are inundated with media in all its forms but our program encourages them to produce ‘media with a message’ and see media as a powerful tool to unite and inspire people, and to bring about change, rather than just as mindless entertainment.”

The Huliau Food & Film Festival will be held on Saturday, Aug. 12 from 5:30-9pm for guests 21 and over only. Tickets are $110 and include all chef stations and one complimentary drink. There will also be a cash bar and silent auction. Go to Mauihuliaufoundation.org for more info. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more a&e stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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ext Saturday, Aug. 12, a dozen chefs, local beverage purveyors and entertainers will converge at the Sugar Beach oceanfront hot spot for a Maui Huliau Foundation fundraiser food and film festival. The event will have chef stations, a bar and silent auction, but it will also showcase student short films that tell the backstory behind the locally sourced dishes at the event. Guests will vote for their favorites, as well as being treated to screen a few of the other films made in the Huliau’s programs.

“These films are currently in progress,” says Program Director Malia Cahill. “This year the students wanted to team up so we are just doing three films for the competition but we will also be showing a few films from this school year. The students range from age 12-18 and all have completed at least one semester of our filmmaking program. They worked with our three newest event chefs, visiting farms, farmer’s markets and kitchens to share their story of why cooking with local ingredients is important.

The guests at our Aug. 12 event will vote on their favorite film. The films focus more on the chef’s stories and their personal connection to local agriculture rather than the dishes themselves. The chefs involved in the films this year are chefs Tiffany Ward, Maja Liotta and Jacquelyn Torres.”

Maui Huliau Foundation started just a few years ago, but its impact and popularity keep growing. This small nonprofit takes students and teaches environmental issues through filmmaking and summer camps.

“Maui Huliau Foundation was founded in 2010 by me, but has quickly taken on a life of its own as hundreds of students and our community partners have added to our programs each year,” says Cahill. “We still only have one and a half employees. I’m full time and our Program Assistant Ashley O Colmain is part-time, but we accomplish a lot for a very small organization and our budget is

held filmmaking and environmental education hand in hand. That is partially because of the effect it has had on engaging the students.

“The huliau environmental filmmaking club is a great program that has taught me about important environmental issues in the world and leadership skills,” says Ka`imi Kaleleiki, a 12-year-old Lahaina Intermediate student who was part of the inaugural Westside program last spring. “The experience has helped me achieve my goals and dreams currently and for my future.”

When Cahill started the nonprofit, she thought filmmaking would be a great hook for her environmental education programs, but didn’t know much about it.

Nevertheless, she dove in with a free class and donated equipment.

“Growing up on Maui I realized that a lot of crucial experiences I had as a teenager led me to want to study and work in this field on Maui and I felt that we needed more programs here for the 12-18 age group,” says Cahill. “My background was in environmental education. I honestly knew nothing about filmmaking and I never intended to start a nonprofit, as I had worked for one before and I knew the struggles. I had recently attended a community film showing and just felt like there was a lot of potential in using film to share stories about Maui’s environment and solutions to environmental problems.

We started teaching a free weekly program upstairs at Hawaiian Canoe Club with $100 cameras, some donated equipment and no paid staff.”

The program grew quickly and Cahill has leveraged recent program graduates back into the fold.

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Bryan Poland Is On Fire

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SEE HIS CANDLE-FLAME ART AND HEAR HIS MUSIC DURING WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY

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in a wine bottle, of course–I have traditions to uphold. I just touched the flame to the canvas and this wing appeared. It was like an epiphany.

I drew the flame across the canvas again and another wing appeared. I ran the canvas over the candle again and the scorch marks were amazing. Instead of making tail feathers, the fire split and made legs. I had painted a Phoenix. I got the paintbrush and painted a burning village at the foot of the Phoenix. Ten days later, a gallery director from Manchester came by and showed some interest in the artwork. She went to touch it and I had to scream at her not to because I realized I hadn’t set it with fixative.”

He says that first painting made it into the hands of an Italian debutant and went to Milan. But he didn’t do another flame painting for 20 years. Instead he focused on his music and joined Greenpeace.

“I had a rock and roll band in ‘69, too,” says Poland. “I play guitar. I do acoustic rock. My music is people-friendly. I write songs about the environment, protesting the way the environment is being treated. I’ve been doing that for decades, too.You have to understand I was with the Greenpeace back in the ‘70. A lot of those experiences of trying to save the whales translates into my music. The music I played back in the ‘70s was a quit-fucking-with-theearth kinda thing. It was heavy. I wrote a song recently called ‘The Sea Made a Sound’ and the sound was ‘Uh-Oh.’You know you want your child to grow up with a future, and the future is fucked up. Greenpeace sent me here in 1982 with a one-way ticket. We couldn’t afford the return ticket. We came here to get rid of a Japanese whaling station supply base in Honolulu. Honolulu was one of the biggest

gold on it. Mick Fleetwood helped me title that piece and he has some of my originals.”

In addition to candle-flame, Poland paints with oil.

“I’ve been oil painting quite a bit,” says Poland. “Sometimes they get in the way. My painting of the cross, that one is an oil. That will be on display. I had never painted a cross.

I have lots of angels, too. I’ve been inspired. I have a friend back east who’s a minister and he sent me a box of candles from the altar of her church. It’s what I use to paint angels.”

I ask Poland if he is a religious man, since Christian imagery runs through much of his work.

“I’m a Christian but not a Bible-thumper,” he says. “I’m usually at the Banyan Tree Art Fairs on Sundays. I have just enough time to stop into the church and put a little money in. But I’m not a Bible-thumper. I’m not going to coach you when you screw up. I kind of feel empowered a bit because I do something different.”

BRYAN POLAND Wailuku First Friday, Aug. 4 Opening Reception: 4pm Wailuku Coffee Company 26 N. Market St., Wailuku 808-495-0259 ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more a&e stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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first spotted Bryan Poland’s candleflame paintings at the Lahaina Art Society art fairs under the Banyan Tree, where his nom de plum is Bryan DeBris. The designs are eclectic, smoky and sooty, and seem wild and untamed. He literally uses flame as a brush, and sometimes fire can have a mind of its own. Then he adds paints, poetry and other personal touches.

During August, he will show his work at Wailuku Coffee Company, and kick things off with a reception at First Friday.

“I started candle-flame back in 1969,” says Poland. “When I read the Leonardo Da Vinci diary. It really goes back to the swinging ‘60s in London. Everyone was loaded on excitement. I was actually fronting my own rock and roll band at the time.

That’s what I intend to do on Friday–I will play music. I’m going to be playing two hours–original music, my own songs, from 4-6pm on First Friday at Wailuku Coffee Company. Fulton Tashombe might come join me for the first hour as well.”

As for his candle-flame paintings, he says they were an instant hit in 1969, back when he experimented in his London studio.

“I was painting in ‘69, and playing music,” says Poland. “I read this Da Vinci journal that talked about his work and candles. Da Vinci couldn’t preserve his work with candles, they didn’t have the spray preservers we do now. I was in my studio and the lights went out, so I lit some candles. I was sitting there looking at my candles next to my paint brush, noticing they’re the same shape. I thought, this is weird.

I had a canvas already prepped so I basically took it and held it over my head. The candle is

fundraising spots for Greenpeace.”

After a stint of sneaking aboard the Japanese Whaling ships in Oahu with pirate flags, Poland found himself on Maui a few years later living with an artist.

“In 1989, I did my second candle-flame painting,” he says. “That was because of a girl. She started painting full time, so I thought I would, too. A couple months later, my candle-flame art is in the gallery on Front Street. I never looked back.”

New technology helped Poland in ways he couldn’t have imaged back in 1969.

“I started doing flame painting in 1969,” says Poland. “but it took its current form in 1994 when somebody invented the laser printer. That enabled me to make copies of my stuff in different colors and sell it cheaper than the original pieces of art. That’s when my stuff took off. In 1994 I started making prints, and 10 years ago I started writing poetry on them. I’m not part of the art scene–my work is not part of the art community because my prints are original art because I write poetry on them. It’s a different art form. The whole point of my existence on this planet is to be different. I’m not bragging.”

The last decade has reshaped his work, allowing him to incorporate colors he can get in laser mediums with painting and candle-flame, as well as original poetry.

“I write haiku poetry on my prints, it’s part of what I do,” says Poland. “‘Brushed by an Angel’ is a reverse image, bright and golden. It’s an angel figure that’s really popular. I painted some

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, AUGUST 3

FRIDAY, AUGUST 4 ‘A PLASTIC OCEAN’ – The Maui premiere of the epic film A Plastic Ocean will happen at the Iao Theater. The documentary follows a world record free diver and filmmaker as they travel the earth, discovering the overwhelming damage plastic inflicts on our oceans and marine life. Following the screening, there’ll be a discussion with experts. Proceeds will fund Pacific Whale Foundation research efforts. $15-20. 5pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Pacificwhale.org/plasticocean.

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KAONOULOU RANCH DAY – Kaonoulou Ranch ch Day will include Timed Event Championships inn Open Team Roping, Open Barrel Racing and Openn Tie Down Roping. Each event winner will receive a dbuckle, and there’ll be a cash prize and saddle awardoncessions ed to the Timed Event All Around Champion. Concessions and refreshments will be available for purchase. On-site entry.

8-876-0400; Cost TBA. 8am. Kaonoulu Ranch, (Kula); 808-876-0400; Kranchroping.com. Photo courtesy of Flickr/ Kate Gardiner

FRIDAY, AUGUST 4 YOUTH ART EXHIBITION – The Youth Art Exhibition will take place at the Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center from Friday, Aug. 4 to Thursday, Aug. 24. The community can see the work of over 250 students from the Hui’s summer youth programs. This family-friendly event is a celebration of vibrant creativity unlocked by youth visual arts education. There’ll also be a chance to create hands-on art projects.

Free. 4-6pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com. Photo: Kelly McHugh

AFTERGLOW YOGA KIHEI STUDIO GRAND OPENING – Visit Afterglow Yoga’s Kihei Studio for their Grand Opening Celebration.

South Maui’s newest yoga studio invites the community to attend for a chance to meet the staff, enjoy tasty refreshments from the Maui Jun Company and an opportunity to win membership giveaways. There’ll also be a women-only free ShaktiRize class from 5:30-6:30pm. Free.

4pm. Afterglow Yoga, (381 Huku Li‘i Pl., Kihei); 808-495-7159; Afterglowyoga.com. Photo courtesy Facebook/Afterglow Yoga Kihei

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VIOLIN V IOLIN SYNERG SYNERGY FESTIVAL – The Violin Synergy Festival will take place at various Maui llocations from Friday, Aug. 4 through Sunday, Aug. 6. Presented by Ebb and Fl Flow Arts, the concerts will showcase leading members of the San Francisco Symphony’s first violin section: Sarn Oliver, Mariko Smiley, Melissa Klein Kleinbart and Yun Chu. All events are free. Friday, Aug. 4: 6:30pm.

H Seabury Hall, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.

Saturda Aug. 5: 4pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., org; Saturday, Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org; Sunday, Aug. 6: Keawala Congregational Church, (5300 Makena Rd.); 808-879-5557; 4pm. Keawalai Keawalai.org Photo courtesy Robert Pollock Keawalai.org.

DOGUST THE 5TH – You're invited to attend Dogust the 5th: A Birthday Party For Shelter Dogs at the Maui Humane Society. Celebrate the various birthdays of Maui’s shelter dogs with music, birthday cake, a birthday card making station and pick-your-price adoptions for all adult animals. Free. 11am. Maui Humane Society, (1350 Mehameha Lp., Pu‘unene); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org.

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SATURDAY, AUGUST 5 MAUI’S GO TOPLESS DAY – It’s time again for Maui’s annual Go Topless Day. Festivities will take place at Kamaole I Beach Park in Kihei. Presented by Free the Nipple’s Maui crew, everyone's invited to celebrate Women’s Equality Day early (it's actually Aug. 26) by bearing your breasts.

Demonstrate your legal right to be topless while enjoying a grand day at the beach. Free. 3pm. Kamaole I Beach, (Kihei); Facebook.com/freethenipmaui. Photo: Pexels

M MAUI PRANKSTERS’ ANNUAL ‘DAYS BETWEEN’ – The seventh annual Maui Pranksters’ "Days Between" Celebration will take place at Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon. The event pays homage to the life and music of Jerry Garcia and the Grateful Dead.

This year, they’ll also be celebrating the 50th anniversary of the "Summer of Love." 21+. $10. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com.

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SATURDAY, AUGUST 5 MAUI MODEL SEARCH – This Week Maui will hold a Maui Model Search at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. No experience is necessary, and the event is open to models 12 and older. Please wear aloha style dresses, complete a model search application, bring a recent photo and prepare for a brief interview. Audience members will vote for their favorites and win up to $1,000 in prize giveaways. The winning model will receive a place on the cover of This Week Maui and $180 in gift certificates from Maui Clothing Company. Models under 18 must be with a parent or guardian. Free.

2-4pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-843-6000; Lahainacannerymall.com. Photo: Pexels

E WALEA FEATURING KALANI PE‘A – E Walea with Kalani Pe‘a a will happen at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Not only is Kalani Pe‘a a Grammy winner, but he also won Na Hoku Hanohano’s 40th annual Best Contemporary Album of the Year award for E Walea.

Kalani will perform an array of tunes that spans from Hawaiian music to contemporary, new originals and some favorites by Joe Cocker, Luther Vandross and Heatwave. The concert will also feature hula and Hawaiian falsetto sensation Kason Gomes. $30. 7:30pm. Maui Arts ente (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; and Cultural Center, s.org. Photo courtesy the MACC Mauiarts.org.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 6 CHAINE DINNER – There’s a Chaine des Rotisseurs: Maui Chapter Dinner at Lumeria Maui. With nearly 25,000 members worldwide (in 80 countries), Chaine des Rotisseurs is an international association of gastronomy that values fine dining, culinary arts and quality foods. It's history goes back to Louis IX in the 12th century, and now the Maui community can join in on the fun with a wonderful six-course dinner that includes 5oz and 2oz wine pours. Please wear aloha attire with ribbons. $200. 5:30pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com. Photo: Flickr/Thomas Hawk

‘SPIN ‘SPINELESS: PORTRAITS OF MARINE INVERTEBRATES’ – The “Sp “Spineless: Portraits of Marine Invertebrates Backbone of Life" exh exhibit at the MACC will run from Sunday, Aug. 6 through Sunday, O 1. It will feature works by Susan Middleton, a photographer, Oct. author and lecturer who specializes in the portraiture of rare a endangered species. The show will feature beautiful and and un unique imagery of animals without backbones that live beneath oce Free. 10am-5pm. Schaefer Gallery. Maui Arts and the ocean.

Cultural Center er,, (1 (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Center, Photo: Susa Susan Middleton

SUNDAY, A AUGUST UG UST 6 AMERICA A MERIC – America (the band, not the continent) will put on a concert at the MACC. Led by Gerry Beckley and Dewey Bunnel nell, the Grammy winning group will perform plenty of chartto topping '70s folk/rock ballads. This is your big chance to hear songs like "A Horse with No Name," "Sister Golden Hair," "Sandman" and "Ventura Highway" live. $39-129. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

‘PEACE CE ON YOUR WIN WING WINGS’ G – You can see Peace on Your Wings: A Muth Move emen at the Iao United Church of Christ. The production sical with Movement t true story of a 12-year old victim in the atomic bombing of is based on the Hiroshima, exactly 72 years ago. Co-authored by Jenny Taira and Lauren Rubin, Taira will give a keynote address and Rubin will sing excerpts from the musical. Maui Taiko, the Iao Church Choir “Kosrae Etawi” and Japanese koto musicians will also perform. Free. 5pm. Iao United Church of Christ, (2371 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-244-7353; Iaoucc.org. Photo courtesy of Maui Peace Action

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

'Atomic Blonde' Charlize Theron is the hero we need ★★★★★ Rated PG / 129 Min.

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n Bill Condon’s live-action remake of the 1991 Disney animated musical Beauty and the Beast, the story is mostly the same and all the expected ingredients are in place.Yet, everyone seems to be trying too hard to make up for the big gap at the film’s center. This may be the first version of this story I’ve ever seen where I didn’t care about either Beauty or the Beast.

Harry Potter star Emma Watson plays Belle, the town bookworm whose independence makes her stand out. Gaston (played

by Luke Evans), an unapologetic narcissist, works overtime to become Belle’s suitor but can’t win her heart. When Belle’s father (Kevin Kline) is imprisoned in a magical castle by a rage-filled Beast (played by Dan Stevens), Belle offers herself to be a captive in her father’s place. Belle and the Beast are “barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly...”

Things begin badly, with an unnecessary, awkward flashback to the Beast’s origins.

Then, the singing starts and I worried that the whole thing would collapse. Watson’s introductory moments are cringe-worthy,

as her heavily autotuned singing made me long for the just-okay vocals of Emma Stone.

Watson’s performance is at medium-speed for the whole movie, as she rarely does more than give her standard half-smirk through most scenes. Watson can be quite good and is positively bewitching in The Perks of Being a Wallflower. As Belle, she’s poorly miscast.

Watson has no chemistry with Stevens’ Beast, as the two barely match the heat of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. Stevens’ face is covered with a CGI rendering of a hairy monster but it makes him look like talking tree bark. An actor covered in make-up would have been preferable, as the best thing about Stevens’ motioncaptured performance is that it sometimes recalls the animation of the 1991 film.

Much of this movie has that problem, as the 2017 Beauty and the Beast in no way matches or surpasses the 1991 animated version. Condon stages some robust musical numbers and the sets and costumes are lovely but watching this just made me want to go home and revisit the earlier adaptation, which did everything right.

Kids who didn’t grow up with the animated version should find this entertaining enough. The “Be Our Guest” number is dazzling, as is the new “Evermore”

Charlize Theron kicks ass

and the title song is, wisely, as quiet a sequence as it was the first time.

Evans makes a better than passable Gaston, though his performance is mostly a careful mimicry of the animated version and not a fresh interpretation. As Gaston’s lunk-headed sidekick, LeFou, Josh Gad conveys what a creep the character is but isn’t as funny as you’d hope. This is a far cry from Gad’s brilliantly funny work in Frozen or The Book of Mormon.

The outcry around Gad’s character, that he provides the first genuinely “gay moment” in a Disney film, is perhaps the dumbest movie controversy ever. Like Sulu’s much-touted and uneventful “coming out” in the recent Star Trek Beyond,

LeFou’s big moment is a quick, who-cares reveal that you’ll miss if you blink.

A note to the Disney Company: if you’re going to unveil your first openly gay character in a motion picture, why not make it someone who is well-rounded, likable and integral to the plot? Instead, they wait until the end of the very last scene to show us that Gaston’s jackass sidekick is dancing with a man. Deeming Le Fou, a loathsome toad, as the first homosexual in a Disney movie is not progress or at all flattering.

Condon has made a sparkling musical with fine moments but Watson’s ordinary performance, the feeling of déjà vu and some newly added missteps keep this from soaring. ■

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Film

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

Detroit-R- 2D THU 7:00 9:40. 2D FRI-THU

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

12:40 3:50 7:00 9:50.

Kidnap-R- 2D THU 7:00 10:00. 2D FRI-THU 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 10:00.

Atomic Blonde-R- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 7:00 9:50.

2D FRI-THU 1:00 3:40 7:20 9:30.

The Emoji Movie-PG- 2D THU 12:40 6:40, 3D THU 4:20. 2D FRI-WED 1:10 6:40, 3D FRI-WED 4:00 9:00, 2D THU 6:40.

Dunkirk-PG13- 2D THU 1:20 3:40 7:20 10:10.

2D FRI 1:20 4:20 6:50 10:10, 2D SAT 4:20 6:50 10:10, 2D SUN-TUE 1:20 4:20 6:50 10:10, 2D WED-THU 1:20 4:20 10:10.

Girls Trip-R- 2D THU 12:50 3:20 7:10 10:10. 2D FRI-THU 12:50 4:10 7:10 10:20.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand PlanetsPG13- 2D THU 12:50 3:50 9:10.

War for the Planet of the Apes- PG13- 2D THU 12:30 4:10.

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

The Dark Tower-PG13- 2D THU 7:20 9:40.

2D FRI-SAT 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45, 2D SUN 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30, 2D MON-THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30.

War for the Planet of the Apes-PG13- 2D THU 10:30 1:30 4:30. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:30, 2D SUN 1:30 4:30 7:30, 2D MON-WED 10:30 1:30 4:30, 2D THU 10:30 1:30 4:30.

Detroit-R- 2D THU 7:30 10:30. 2D FRI-SAT 10:25 1:30 4:35 7:40 10:45, 2D SUN 1:30 4:35 7:40, 2D MON-THU 10:25 1:30 4:35 7:40.

Despicable Me 3- PG- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15. 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:10 7:20 9:30, 2D SUN 12:45 3:00 5:10 7:20, 2D MON-WED 12:45 3:00 5:10 7:20, 2D THU 12:45 3:00 5:10.

Spiderman: Homecoming-PG13- 2D THU 10:45 1:45 4:45 7:45 10:45. 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 1:45 4:45 7:45 10:45, 2D SUN 10:45 1:45 4:45 7:45, 2D MON-THU 10:45 1:45 4:45 7:45.

Dunkirk- PG13- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45. 2D FRI-SAT 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45, 2D SUN 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15, 2D MON-THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15.

The Big Sick-R- 2D THU 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:00 9:40.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand PlanetsPG13- 2D THU 10:45 1:45 7:45 10:45, 3D THU 4:45.

The Dark Tower-PG13- 2D THU 7:20 9:50. 2D FRI-SUN 1:30 4:30 7:15 9:45, 2D MON 1:30 4:30 7:15, 2D TUE 1:30 4:30 7:15 9:45, 2D WED 1:30 4:30 7:15 9:45, 2D THU 1:30 4:30 7:15.

Emoji Movie-PG- 2D THU 1:00 7:00, 3D THU (4:00) 9:30. 2D FRI-THU 1:50 6:30, 3D FRI-SUN 4:15 9:00, 3D MON 4:15, 3D TUE 4:15 9:00, 3D WED-THU 4:15.

Dunkirk-PG13- 2D THU (1:15 4:15) 7:15 9:45. 2D FRI-SUN 1:20 4:10 6:50 9:30, 2D MON 1:20 4:10 6:50, 2D TUE 1:20 4:10 6:50 9:30, 2D WED-THU 1:20 4:10 6:50.

War of the Planet of the Apes- PG13- 2D THU (12:20 3:30).

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Disney’s Newsies: The Broadway Musical-PG2D SAT 12:55, 2D WED 7:00.

Annabelle: Creation-R- 2D THU (8/10) 7:00 10:00.

DCI 2017: Big, Loud & Live 14-NR- 2D THU (8/10) 12:30.

NEW THIS WEEK ANNABELLE: CREATION - R - Horror/Thriller - A possessed doll haunts a nun and some orphans. 109 min.

DCI 2017: BIG, LOUD & LIVE 14 - NR - Music/Special Events - See the 2017 Drum Corps International World Championship prelims, broadcast from Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. 315 min.

Stephen King's, The Dark Tower

THE DARK TOWER - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - The Last Gunslinger (Idris Elba) must protect The Dark Tower from The Man In Black (Matthew McConaughey) or else the universe comes to an end. Based on the novel by Stephen King. 95 min.

up, the ex-criminal mastermind agrees to do one last heist. 90 min.

DETROIT - R - Crime/History - Kathryn Bigelow directs this dramatization of the events leading up to the 1967 Detroit Rebellion, one of the worst race riots in American history.

Stars John Boyega, Anthony Mackie and Algee Smith. 143 min.

THE EMOJI MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy The story of a multi-expressional emoji who wants to become a normal, single-expression emoji. 86 min.

DISNEY'S NEWSIES: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL - PG - Musical - The story of a bunch of news boys who dream of a better life.

Filmed live at the Pantages Theater in Hollywood. 149 min.

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - In the sixth Spider-man flick since 2002, Tom Holland plays the wiley web-slinger as he squares off against Vulture (Michael Keaton). 133 min.

KIDNAP - R - Thriller - A mother (Halle Berry) attempts to rescue her kidnapped son. 94 min.

NOW PLAYING ATOMIC BLONDE - R - Action/Thriller - A British spy is sent to Berlin during the Cold War to investigate the murder of a fellow agent. Stars Charlize Theron and James McAvoy. See this week’s film review. 115 min.

DESPICABLE ME 3 - PG - Animation/Adventure When Gru’s charming twin brother suddenly shows

DUNKIRK - PG13 - Action/History - Christopher Nolan’s telling of the British Army’s escape from Nazioccupied France in 1940. 106 min.

GIRLS TRIP - R - Comedy - Four friends travel to New Orleans for the Essence Festival. Stars Queen Latifah, Jada Pinkett Smith and Regina Hall. 122 min.

WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES PG13 - Action/Adventure - Driven by a need for revenge after heavy losses, Caesar (Andy Serkis) and his apes fight a deranged human colonel (Woody Harrelson). 140 min.

LAST CHANCE THE BIG SICK - R - Comedy/Romance - As a couple’s relationship matures, they start facing their cultural differences. Stars Zoe Kazan and Kumail Nanjiani. 120 min.

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shan Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Aug 4. Dine and groove with the live bands and take part in the wonderfully raucous street festivities with friends and family under the Maui moon. Featuring live entertainment, food vendors, local artisans, jewelry and fashion. 6pm. Wailuku Town Party, (Market St., Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com OBON FESTIVAL - Fri. Aug 4. Celebrated in Japan for more than 500 years, this is a Japanese Buddhist custom to honor the spirits of your ancestors. Come and celebrate their tradition and experience the dance known as Bon-Odori. 8pm. Wailuku Hongwanji Mission, (1828 Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-244-0406 or 808-244 -9647; Wailukuhongwanji.org DCM SATURDAY NIGHT DANCE EVENT - Sat. Aug 5. Welcoming (Clever Alias) to play at DCM for the 5th time with up and coming local DJ Bananaman, 5Rhythms Hawaii and Makamae. The musical offering will be a wide range of musical genres geared towards driving the dance floor into the sublime. Kids under 14 are free. $15. 7:30pm. Dance Church Maui, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao).

SKY LOUNGE ELEVATED - Sat. Aug 5. Next Level Entertainment and Da Jam 98.3 has redesigned the lounge with an all new Latin Room, featuring Jamn J and DJ Nexus. Experienced DJ’s casted spinning all the hottest Club Bangers from Top 40, Hip Hop and Electronic Dance Music for the hottest night club party with the biggest sound and lighting effects. 21+. $10-20. 9pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘9 TO 5 THE MUSICAL’ - Until - Sat. Aug 26.

Based on the seminal 1980 hit movie and set in the late 1970s. This hilarious story of friendship and revenge in the Rolodex era is outrageous, thoughtprovoking and even a little romantic. Pushed to the boiling point, three female coworkers concoct a plan to get even with the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot they call their boss. Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays 3pm. $20-40. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

petizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Tue. Aug 8. Fun for all ages, be amused and amazed by a high-energy comedy and magic show with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks. Free.

6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com OPEN MIC COMEDY NIGHT - Tue. Aug 8. Put on your laughing pants, sip on your favorite libations and let these funny folks tickle your funny bone.

Hosted by Power Up Comedy’s Chuck Thompson, who was also voted Best Comedian in our Best of Maui 2017. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

MAUI FOODIE PINA COLADA DAY - Thu. Aug 3. Hyatt will be promoting its twists on Pina Coladas at their two ocean facing restaurants. Umalu will serve a Skinny Lilikoi Pina Colada made with Smirnoff Coconut Vodka, lilikoi puree, sweet and sour and coconut water. Japengo will serve a Flaming Pina Colada Creme with roasted pineapple, upside down cake and coconut creme.

11am. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com

NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Aug 3. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99.

5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com

CHAMPAGNE HALE AT CLIFF HOUSE - Until Sat. Sep 9. This exclusive pop-up bar and lounge offers a front row seat to the finest Maui sunsets, Thursdays through Sundays (closed on Sep. 1).

Set beachfront, atop picturesque Kapalua Bay, guests will experience island lifestyle with Chef David Viviano’s perfectly paired innovative food menu. Champagnes featured include Veuve Clicquot Rich, available for the first time in the islands.

Veuve Clicquot’s signature Yellow Label, Rose and La Grande Dame will also be available by the glass and in a special “sunset tasting flight.” 4:30pm.

Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay

COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Aug 5. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Aug 3.

Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, also offering free historical and cellar tours. 10am.

MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

FREE RANGE COMEDY: WING OF FIRE Sat. Aug 5. Fall into a burnin’ wing of fire as the shenanigans start! They’re back with a full flock!

Bring in a can of food for the Maui Food Bank and receive $2 off adult ticket. $10. 7:30pm.

Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-250-9555; Mauifreerangecomedy.com

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Aug 3. Maui’s only winery is offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers, and for those who want to learn more about grape production on Maui. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm.

MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, ap-

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FIRKIN FRIDAY! - Fri. Aug 4. In partnership with Maui Brewing Co., Luana is proud to offer cask ale and firkin

keg tapping! Poured straight from the keg using gravity rather than carbon dioxide, this is draft beer at its best. Live music to follow. 4:30pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana FLANAGAN AND GILLIOM DINNER SHOW - Sat. Aug 5. Enjoy delicious dining with great Hawaiian music. See award-winning artists like Barry Flanagan of HAPA and Eric Gilliom. Cost for dinner and show is $55, show only is $25. A $5 donation from each ticket will go to a different Maui charity each month. 6:30pm. Nalu’s South Shore Grill, (1280 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8650.

NA MELE O HAWAII WITH SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Aug 6. Enjoy an amazing local brunch while delighting in the sounds and performances of Hawaii’s talented musicians. Featuring Ata Damasco with special guest Jesse Tanoue and Mandokane.

Cost is $50 for adults and $25 for children. Call for reservations. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections paired with light bites. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com CASTAWAY CAFE DATE NIGHT - Mon. Aug 7.

A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com CABARET DEL VINO - Mon. Aug 7. Enjoy a dinner show featuring cabaret classics from burlesque to Broadway in an intimate European setting. Price includes a pre-fixe menu, cocktails and the cabaret show. $75. Call for reservations. 7pm. Cafe Del Vino, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-868-0732; Cafedelvino.com TIKI TUESDAY - Tue. Aug 8. Enjoy paper umbrellas, outlandish garnishes and expertly layered cocktails. Inspired by the tropics and highlighting the classic style that made tiki a world phenomenon, you can savor some tiki elixirs and Exoticaera tunes. 4pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Aug 9. The luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations, and a luau buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Aug 9. It’s wine night w/DTH’s General Manager and Sommelier Caleb Hopkins. He’ll choose varietals from around the world for you to taste. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

ART SCENE CALL TO ARTISTS: SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2018 (SPC2018) - Until - Sat. Sep 23. Artists interested in participating in SPC 2018 may submit their work on Sept. 23, 2017, 9amnoon. The Challenge is open to artists 18+ who are Hawaii residents. All works entered must be original one-of-a-kind and newly-created specifically for this exhibition. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org SUMMER COLORS: KAPA, PAINT AND BAMBOO - Until - Tue. Aug 22. Experience the summer colors of kapa, paint and bamboo in beautiful Makawao.

Featured artist will be Denby Freeland-Cole, Suzy Papa-

nikolas, William Houston, Charissa Brock and Kurk Kurokawa. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com FINE ART TOUR - Thu. Aug 3. View original art and giclees by Local Maui Artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in the State of Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations for your private tour are required.

8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Aug 3. Collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments under review by Trump administration.

The exhibit, includes 30 individual mounted photos from photographers David Littschwager and Susan Middleton who spent time in the Northwestern Hawaiian islands and have published a book of photography titled Archipelago. Additional images of Presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama are on view from the same area from NOAA and an image from artist Solomon Enos. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com CANDLE-FLAME PAINTINGS - Fri. Aug 4.

Here is your chance to view Bryan DeBris Poland’s candle-flame painting. He’ll also play original music with special guests. His paintings will hang in the shop throughout August. 4pm.

Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Aug 4. Friday evenings at the cafe are bustling with published local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists. Couple that with a local’s favorite hangout along with a selection of high-quality teas and coffees, healthy smoothies and snacks–and you have a great way to wind-down after a long week. 5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Aug 4. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com KATHLEEN O’BRYAN - Mon. Aug 7 - Mon. Aug 28. As a fine art colorist, Kathleen O’Bryan discovered that with undiluted, dry pigment soft pastello, she could create saturated hues that bring emotional expressions to expansive skies and infinite landscapes. She will be in the gallery every Monday in August working on a new encaustic piece.

11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com CHRISTINE WAARA - Mon. Aug 7. Christine Waara’s stories are shown through her paintings. Come and meet this talented artist and watch her painting techniques. 1pm. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com CHRISTINE HALTON - Tue. Aug 8. See the wonders of Japanese art in Christine Halton’s pieces, which exude warmth and texture through the careful selection of the grain and color of her wood panels. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com VICTORIA WUNDRUM - Wed. Aug 9. Victoria Wundrum paints in watercolor, oil, acrylic and pastel and also creates jewelry and mixed media constructions. Come by the gallery and watch this talented artist create pieces. 12pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

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untenable policies the new administration is proposing that threaten democracy. Everyone is invited to come out and bring a sign reflecting why you march and make your voices heard! 4pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

TICKETS ON SALE HULIA FOOD AND FILM FESTIVAL - Sat. Aug 12. This will be the fifth annual farm-to-table benefit celebration and food-focused film festival. The event will feature 12 chef stations, a cash bar of locallyproduced cocktails, beer and wine, live music, a foodthemed student film contest and an impressive array of silent auction items including hotel stays and gift certificates to Maui’s top restaurants. Guests will vote for their favorite short films made by students from Maui Huliau’s filmmaking, which shares the stories behind the locally sourced dishes made by event chefs. 21+. $110. 5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com MAUI CHAMBER ORCHESTRA AND CHORUS - FRENCH IMPRESSIONS - Sun. Aug 13. Enjoy an afternoon of French elegance as the Maui Chamber Orchestra and Chorus presents Impressionist masters, Maurice Ravel and Claude Debussy, along with late-Romantic Gabriel Faure. The program includes Debussy’s “Sarabande” (orchestrated by Ravel), Ravel’s keiki-friendly “Ma Mere l’Oye” (Mother Goose), Faure’s “Pelleas et Melisande” suite, the rarely heard choral version of his famous “Pavane” and his sublimely comforting “Requiem.” $20-60.

3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org COOKING ON MAUI WITH CHEF LEE: SEAFOOD WITH STYLE - Mon. Aug 14 - Wed. Aug 16. The ocean-centric meal you’ll make during this cooking class will leave you with a newfound love for fish and shellfish. You’ll make a little bit of everything and learn seafood cooking techniques from Chef Lee Anderson that you can easily recreate in your home. Reservations required. 21+. $95.

5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com HAWAII CREATIVE CONTENT, MUSIC, FILM AND DIGITAL INDUSTRY PROS SOUGHT FOR MAJOR SXSW INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE AND FESTIVALS IN AUSTIN - Mon. Aug 14. The world’s largest and most prestigious Interactive, Music and Film Conference and Festivals, South by Southwest (SXSW), is holding a “SXSW Meet ‘n’ Greet event” with the purpose of attracting Hawaiian creative talent to its 31st event to be

held in Austin TX March 9-18, 2018. Call or email to RSVP, which is mandatory for attendees. 5:30pm.

University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 512-669-3321; Tripp@sxsw.com MAUI CALLS 2017 - Fri. Aug 18. Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s signature fundraiser gala begins with a fresh flower lei greeting and Hawaiian music serenade. Mix, mingle and taste delectable pupus created by chefs from stellar Maui restaurants and specialty food purveyors. Enjoy premium wines served by vintners from boutique wineries around the world and dance the night away to live music.

Silent and live auctions offer the chance to bid on hundreds of items, from fabulous Hawaii staycations and fine wines to “uniquely Maui” items, such as special house parties and “uniquely MACC” items, like autographed music instruments and more. 6pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org PANIAKA RESTORATION GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sun. Aug 20 - Sat. Sep 16. This exclusive Pacific Whale Foundation event includes breakfast and a post-tournament luncheon with live music, prizes and presentations on Paniaka. The scramble tournament is limited to 72 participants. You can register as a team of four or as an individual to be assigned a team. Proceeds from the Golf Tournament will benefit wetland restoration at Makena State Park. $350.

7:30am. Makena Golf and Beach Club, (5415 Makena Alanui); Makenamoments.com; Pacificwhale.org ‘THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME’ - Fri. Aug 25 - Sun. Sep 3. The Maui Academy of Performing Arts bring to you the famous love story. Quasimodo and Esmeralda come to life on a grand scale in this re-imagining of Victor Hugo’s tale of hope, acceptance and what it means to be a hero. Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm, and Sundays at 3pm. $2060. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MEDB KE ALAHELE EDUCATION FUND BENEFIT DINNER AND AUCTION - Sat. Aug 26. Maui Economic Development Board (MEDB) will hold their annual benefit dinner and auction, “Pathways To Our Future.” They’re celebrating their 35th Anniversary and the achievements of students in Science, Technology, Engineering and Math (STEM).

Guests will enjoy a festive evening of food, fun and camaraderie. Bid on a myriad of items during the Apples for Education Auctions, compete in teams during the “Family Feud, the STEM Edition” and mingle with distinguished educators. $200. 4:30pm.

Fairmont Kea Lani Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2300; Fairmont.com/KeaLani; Medb.org

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LOVE THAT BURNS: A CHRONICLE OF FLEETWOOD MAC - Sat. Aug 26. Celebrate Fleetwood’s on Front Street’s fifth anniversary with the early-release of Mick’s new book Love That Burns. Enjoy a great concert featuring Rick Vito, Gretchen Rhodes, Mark Johnstone and more.

Tickets and more information available online.

5pm. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

All proceeds from this event will support the Maui Humane Society’s many life-saving efforts. $175.

5:30pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons. com/maui; Mauihumanesociety.org

MAUI CHEFS INVITATIONAL: MULTI COURSE TASTING MENU - Fri. Sep 1 - Sat. Sep 2. Feast on a multi-course menu culminated from eight of the country’s most highly-acclaimed chefs. Each individual course will reflect the expertise of each specific chef.

As a team, all of the chefs will prepare and plate courses table-side in the lanai kitchen. Friday and Saturday will feature different menus, to provide a unique experience for both evenings. Beverages will be available for purchase. $250. 6pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 855-364-6622; Mauitropicalplantation.com; Mauichefsinvitational.com

BAHA’IS SPONSOR ESSAY CONTEST - Until Sun. Aug 20. The Baha’is of Wailuku are sponsoring an essay contest open to all Maui students on “How Can We Work For Peace?” to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the birth of Baha’u’llah. Length of essay should be a full page, Times New Roman size 12 font and mailed in. Deadline is Sept. 20 and cash awards will be presented on Oct 22 during the Bicentenary Festival at Wailuku Community Center. 8am. Baha’i Community, (P.O. Box 1075, Wailuku); 808-244-9392.

MAUI CHEFS INVITATIONAL: CHEFS BARBECUE - Sun. Sep 3. Guests will graze on dishes created through the collaborative efforts of the chefs while enjoying sun and live music. Visiting chefs will work in teams with local Hawaii chefs to create unique dishes, enticing your senses with original flavors. Entrance fee is $75 for guests 11 and older.

Children 10 and under are free and must be accompanied by an adult. Beverages will be available for purchase. 6pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 855-364-6622; Mauitropicalplantation.com; Mauichefsinvitational.com KU MAI KA HULA - Fri. Sep 8 - Sat. Sep 9. The evening will feature award-winning halau from Hawaii and the mainland competing in solo and group performances. Solo competition is on Friday at 6pm and group competition is on Saturday at 1pm. Male and female dancers perform both kahiko (traditional) and ‘auana (modern) hula stylings. Attendees can browse and shop displays of made-in-Hawaii products from an array of crafters and artisans. A full selection of food and beverages will be available for purchase in the Yokouchi Pavilion Courtyard. $25.

6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE GREAT CATSBY FUR BALL 2017 - Sat. Sep 9. The Maui Humane Society and YourVet Maui present ‘The Great Catsby: A Night of Purrhibition.’ Transporting guests back to the Roaring Twenties, the evening will include a premier buffet dinner, no-host bar, live music and dancing, Silent and Live Auctions and more. Each ticket comes with $100 in casino chips and two drink vouchers.

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SEEKING CRAFTERS AND VENDORS - Until - Sat. Sep 23. St. John’s is seeking crafters and vendors to participate in the annual Kula Festival on September 23rd. Local families look forward to this upcountry tradition and now’s the time to participate.

Download an application online. Stjohnsmaui.org/ kulafest. 9am. St. John’s Episcopal Church, (8992 Kula Hwy.); 808-878-1485; Stjohnsmaui.org TAI CHI - Thu. Aug 3. Southern Praying Mantis present tai chi demonstration and class with Master Sifu David Morane. All ages welcome.

Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS Thu. Aug 3. Recovered alcoholics share a common purpose: to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need. Public Information committees in AA carry the message of recovery to the still-suffering alcoholic by informing the general public about the AA program. They do this in part through the media, schools, industry, and others. 8am. AA Central Office, (info@aamaui. org, ); 808-244-9673; AAmaui.org SUMMER OCEAN SAFETY PROGRAM - Thu. Aug 3. Kiai Kai Keiki Academy is a complimentary summer ocean safety and stewardship program for Maui’s youth ages 8-18. The keiki ocean safety clinics will be held at Maluaka Beach Park from 8:30am-3pm, today and Aug. 10. All participants must be able to swim well in open water. Program is limited to 25 participants per day, which includes complimentary lunch. Register online. Free. 8:30am. Makena Golf and Beach Club, (5415 Makena Alanui); Makenamoments.com

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Seeking Music, Film & Interactive/Marketing Talent for our Conference & Festivals in Austin, TX, March 9-18, 2018

South by Southwest (SXSW) Meet ‘n’ Greet Gathering Monday August 14 5:30-8pm UH Maui Campus, Kupa’a Building Room 104 co-sponsored by Music Studies at UHMC

We’re looking to connect with Maui Music Bands & Managers, Agents, Promoters, Film Makers, StartUps, Developers, Interactive Multimedia Creators, Internet/App/Software Entrepreneurs & Creative Content Pros.

Special once-only Free meeting to kick off this year’s SXSW Conference & Festivals.

RSVP to Phil Tripp at tripp@sxsw.com now or on 512-669-3321 (after August 3) facebook.com/groups/sxhawaii

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OHANA BINGO BASH - Thu. Aug 3 - Thu. Aug 31. Join Blue Zones Project every Thursday in August. Learn about ways to live longer, better, happier lives in Central Maui playing America’s favorite game. Win awesome prizes courtesy of Maui Mall merchants. Free. 5pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Aug 3. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Aliiokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, AUGUST 4 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Fri. Aug 4. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians.

Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, AUGUST 5 POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA - Sat. Aug 5. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group of concerned kama’aina over the decline of our marine resources. The Hiu believes that by involving people of like minds and like hearts and working together, the reefs can heal and find balance. The major objectives are to educate, create awareness, and establish pono practices that will help to ensure a future is left for the next generations. Free. 8am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Aug 5. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com SUMMER STORIES - Sat. Aug 5. Toddlers and young readers are invited to an end of summer celebration with Maui author and illustrator Gill McBarnet. Lively presentations of McBarnet’s Goodnight Gecko and Happy As a Dolphin will feature Andrea Perkins on ukulele and special guest Makeda Wilmeth as The Little Gecko.

Drinks and snacks will be provided. Free. 10am.

Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org

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LET’S GET BACK TO SCHOOL TOGETHER - Sat. Aug 5. The Maui County Boy Scouts of America will be on hand to outreach and educate families and youth about Scouting, showcase their Pine Derby track, collect school supplies and assist with stage presentations and prize giveaways.

There will be crafts for the keiki with Aunty Ruth and the latest school trends fashion show by Macy’s. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Aug 5. Live Drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com DISCOVERING THE BEAUTY OF PIANO - Sat. Aug 5. DFMusicMaui is offering a complimentary Music/Piano group lesson for children and adults (All levels). Come for a fun and enjoyable experience of learning piano playing. Give a gift to yourself, or a loved one, that will last a lifetime. Email to book your spot. Free. 12pm. 305-588-0083; DFMusicMaui; Dfmusicmaui@gmail.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Aug 5. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com LIDS SPORTS GROUP GRAND OPENING CELEBRATION - Sat. Aug 5. LIDS Sports Group has opened a new LIDS store in the Outlets of Maui. The celebration will be completed with a DJ, giveaways and special deals.

Shoppers in attendance will receive 50 percent off embroidery on any hat purchase. LIDS will also offer free, premium memberships to its Access Pass loyalty program with any purchase. 2pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Aug 5. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FRIENDS OF HOT RODS AND CLASSIC CARS - Sat. Aug 5. View Maui’s hottest hot rods and classic cars in the north parking lot.

5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W.

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MONDAY, AUGUST 7 QUEEN’S KIDS CLUB - Mon. Aug 7. Keiki 3-12 can enjoy crafts, games and story time in the Center Court. Keiki will also receive a Maui Friends of the Library coupon which they can redeem for a free book at their library.

10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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Sign Language LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Sometimes it’s best to really clean up a mess. Occasionally, however, it works to simply shove it all in a closet, wedge the door shut, and forget about it for a while. It depends on what kind of mess it is, and how much time you have. This applies to emotional disasters as well as physical ones. As you contemplate the muddle before you, ask yourself these questions: Will this mess get worse if I just shove it out of sight, like toxic waste seeping into the local groundwater? Will it take even more time to clean up later than it would right now? Once you know these things, you can more accurately decide what to do with the disarray in front of you, and when.

they’re the only things you have left to do. Then you can truly devote your entire being to their completion.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

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1: C–Mississippi 2: B–1.5 ounces 3: A–$152/night

Don’t get frustrated when the universe conspires to trip you up this week. All the obstacles in your path aren’t designed to stop you, or make you give up.

Their purpose is simply to slow you down. Take them in stride, and let them delay you. You might need a little time to reflect on the path you’re taking. I have a feeling it’s mostly right, but some slight detours might be a good idea, for your own happiness, and postponing your arrival at your supposed destination will benefit not only you, but everyone involved.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

A typical Virgo can go from full-speed to deep sleep in about 48 seconds. It’s charming and astonishing how you hold nothing back, but it’s also unhealthy.

Evolved Virgos eventually learn to monitor their energy more accurately, and keep some in reserve for life’s frequent surprises. Because the next two months are likely to be rife with these, I suggest you learn how to hold just a little bit back. Go to bed an hour before you pass out, for example. Save something, because if you’re running on empty when something unexpected happens, someone else will have to pick up your slack, and both of you, consequently, will suffer.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

I’ve worked at a few summer camps, and noticed that frequently when children lose something, they jump to the same conclusion: someone stole it. Nine times out of 10, the missing item turns back up. These kids rarely apologize to the accused for their wrongful allegations. You, too, may have recently leapt to an incorrect assumption (only you’re much more likely to erroneously blame yourself for something that’s someone else’s fault). When your mistake is eventually revealed, be more forthright and honorable than those lazy, accusatory children: Own up to your error, and apologize for it (even, especially, to yourself).

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Sometimes, when I’m playing with my dog, I only pretend to throw the ball. Sweetly trusting, he goes searching for it anyway. Lately you remind me of him, Libra. I don’t mean to be insulting. I know your gullibility comes of a charming willingness to trust, which I hope you never lose. However, there are times when your openness doesn’t serve you well. I hope you keep giving most people the benefit of the doubt; I also hope, however, that you learn when to (occasionally) wait until someone proves themselves before you roll over and show them your belly.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

While you astrological neighbors, those Libras, sometimes make the mistake of being too quick to trust, open up, and become attached to people, you have the opposite problem; you’re frequently too slow to give someone a chance. How many fish have slipped from your line because you didn’t realize until too late that you actually wanted to reel them in and take them home? Is the person you’re stringing along now one of those? I’m not entirely on their side; they did, after all, swim up to your bait and take a bite, of their own accord. However, I reckon you ought to develop a little more sympathy for them, and just make up your mind, one way or the other: Either drag them into your boat to devour (or marry) them, or simply let them go.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’re generally exceptionally good at seeing the big picture. You’re so good, in fact, that you occasionally make the mistake of thinking you always see it, when that’s not actually the case. What you’re seeing right now, for instance, is actually just a fraction of the whole thing. You might as well be in a cave, with only a flashlight to reveal where you are. It only illuminates a circle of space at a time, so most of your surroundings are out of view. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that that one bright circle is all there is, because, chances are, the most important things you need to know are hidden in what you can’t see.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Usually you prioritize well, getting the most important stuff out of the way first before you tackle all the little shit that’s also on your list. That list, however, has gotten a bit bottom-heavy, with so much nitpicky annoying little crap that you couldn’t possibly give your main tasks the energy and attention they deserve. Turn your priority list upside down, and exercise that famous efficiency, Cap. Get all your supposedly less important duties out of the way first, and work your way up to the most vital tasks on your agenda, so that by the time you get to them,

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Making a habit out of apologizing is never a good idea, especially for an Aries. On the other hand, being unable to croak out an occasional, “I’m sorry,” is even worse. Let’s face it: you screwed up. It’s not the first or worst time, nor will it be the last or least. Not owning up to what you did would just be digging yourself a big hole to get buried in. It might take years to disinter you. The solution, of course, is obvious, so what are you waiting for? The hole’s just getting deeper, darker, and more maggoty. Go say you’re sorry, already.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Stop setting yourself up for disappointment–enough of that and you’ll soon be bitter. Fantasizing about a hot bubble bath while camping is like wishing for snow in summer and intelligent coverage of relevant world events on the evening news. Don’t put yourself in that position, especially when there are plenty of things to enjoy about reality as it is. You’ve always had this fascination with the unattainable, but it’s about time you mostly outgrew it, since it’s on the verge of making you entirely miserable. Get over wanting what you can’t have (especially that bullshit about no longer desiring it when it becomes available), and start aiming for things you can have, right now.

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Remember your own power. Instead of holding other people accountable for your happiness or misery, recall that you actually hold complete sovereignty over your own heart. It may feel like someone else has power over it, but they don’t, unless you let them.

It’s a beautiful thing to be so vulnerable to someone else, but there are limits. Heed them. Keep one thing you love just for you, that’s just yours and always will be, no matter what happens. It’s not much, but I reckon it will be enough. Then you’ll have that to hold onto, even if everything else is ruined or taken away.

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