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Welcome to the new American normal. The U.S. Supreme Court recently ruled that Trump’s loathsome travel ban on immigrants from Syria, Sudan, Somalia, Libya, Iran and Yemen (Muslim nations that don’t buy American weapons) can partially continue for the time being, and there’s not a whole lot people like Hawaii Attorney General Doug Chin–long a vocal opponent of the ban–can do about it.

“On June 26, 2017, the United States Supreme Court agreed to hear arguments later this year regarding the merits of nationwide injunctions, issued by federal courts in Hawaii and Maryland, which had blocked the travel and refugee bans,” states the news release. “In a 6-3 decision, the Court ruled that while the appeals were pending, the U.S. government may not enforce the travel and refugee bans against persons with a ‘credible claim of a bona fide relationship with a person or entity in the United States.’ Others may be subject to the executive order.”

As for what that phrase “bona fide relationship” actually means, no one

• Global ocean acidity has increased by 30 percent; • Sea level has risen over the last century on each island at rates varying from 0.51.3 inches per decade.

For the people who work on restoring Kaho‘olawe, these changes can have a serious impact on their ability to work. In fact, the June 2017 issue of the Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve Commission (KIRC) newsletter Ko Hema

asking some very disturbing rhetorical questions about what’s going on with our climate, and what we can expect in the future: “What is normal?” White asks rhetorically in the newsletter. “Can we expect these exceptionally warm years more often than not? Is this the new norm based on global warming events and reports from around the world? Throw in major flood events like in Iao Valley last year (supposedly a “500 year event”)

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On a day that saw more than enough miserable news (President Donald Trump spewed more sexist hate on Twitter while the National Rifle Association released a vile new ad that all but calls for violence against liberals), the Hawaii Attorney General’s office sent out an extraordinary news release. Titled “Resources Available To Persons Impacted By Partial Trump Travel Ban,” the June 29 news release is basically just a short list of attorneys that immigrants can contact when federal government’s hammer comes crashing down on their heads:

really knows (though the Associated Press reported on June 28 that it apparently doesn’t include grandparents or cousins–because why would the Trump Administration suddenly discover humanity now?).

“Both the Ninth and Fourth Circuit Courts of Appeals ruled that the travel ban was either unconstitutional or unlawful,” Chin said in the news release. “We will urge the U.S. Supreme Court to uphold those decisions. Briefing will take place over the summer with oral arguments scheduled before the Supreme Court in Washington, D.C. in October of 2017.”

A few hours after the Hawaii AG sent out the above news release, his office asked federal Judge Derrick K. Watson to “clarify the scope of the travel and refugee bans”–meaning, he wants to know exactly what that “bona fide relationship” means.

“In Hawaii, ‘close family’ includes many of the people that the federal government decided on its own to exclude from that definition,” Chin said in a second news release. “Unfortunately, this severely limited definition may be in violation of the Supreme Court ruling.”

HOW CLIMATE CHANGE IMPACTS KAHO‘OLAWE RESTORATION EFFORTS The great thing about science is that it’s wonderful at quantifying the havoc that climate change is wreaking on the planet. For instance, here are some stats about how climate change has already altered Hawaii (taken from the 2014 UH Manoa Sea Grant report Climate Change Impacts in Hawaii): • The rate of warming air temperature in Hawaii has quadrupled in the last 40 years; • Decrease in the prevailing northeasterly trade winds over the last 40 years; • Decline in rainfall in the last 30 years; • Decrease in stream base flow over the last 70 years; • Sea surface temperatures have warmed for the last 40 years;

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Lama includes some fascinating information on how climate change is currently affecting restoration efforts.

This isn’t an academic issue for the KIRC. Reserve personnel rely on boats to get from Maui to Kaho‘olawe, and it’s not good for them if climate change means an increase unfavorable swell directions at their launch point (see above photo).

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and you have to wonder if this kind of weather is going to be trending towards the new norm (humid, hot, floods, rain)–or–is this just a small part of the curve on a long cycle?”

Rhetorical questions aside, climate change is affecting the KIRC, and not in a good way. Further down the newsletter article, White becomes almost poetic in noting how they’re dealing with it: “Kaho‘olawe does what Kaho‘olawe wants to do, and we have to adapt to it.

Humans have to adapt to the environment,” White says in the newsletter. “The environment is going to change and adapt however it wants to. Now, we need to do more to keep up: brush reduction, road and trail maintenance after each rain event, ensuring our anchors, tie-off lines and moorings are accessible and inspected, etc. More rain means more maintenance, which takes attention away from other priorities. Safety comes first.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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LAHAINA CANNERY MALL’S SING IT! WINNERS Thirteen-year-old Jacqueline Brown won first place at the Lahaina Cannery Mall’s recent Sing It! youth singing competition.

Brown’s performance of “Part of Your World” from Disney’s Little Mermaid brought her the highest point total of the day and she was awarded the $1,000 first place prize.

The event, which took place June 24 at Lahaina Cannery Mall, featured 20 kids who

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After 10 highly successful years graduating a total of 127 individuals, the program continues to enhance and enrich its experience with relevant and engaging content.

“We continue to incorporate input and suggestions from the Fellows to continuously improve the program,” said Dr. Lori Teragawachi, the program director.

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“Maui Nui occupies a special place in the state, country and world,” said Scott Nunokawa, Ka Ipu Kukui Board member. “But as all of us know, we face many challenges that could very well erode the unique splendor of these special islands.”

All developing leaders interested are invited to an informative event on Friday, July 7 at the Maui Economic Development Board Malcolm Center at 5pm.

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Na Hale O Maui recently honored Bruce U‘u, the field representative for the Maui Chapter of the Hawaii Carpenters Union. The nonprofit community land trust presented U‘u a Certificate of Appreciation for his outstanding service on the organization’s board. The award was presented to U‘u at a recent NHOM annual meeting.

During U‘u’s tenure, NHOM maintained 32 families in affordable homes, acquired 12 residential lots in Kahoma, Lahaina, and began the process of designing and constructing three and fourbedroom homes, said NHOM Executive Director Cassandra Abdul. Eight of the homes will be sold to families earning between 80-100 percent of Maui’s 2016 Annual Median Income (AMI) and four to island families earning between 100.1120 percent of AMI.

U‘u will continue to assist NHOM with the Lahaina affordable housing project.

NHOM is a community land trust that rehabilitates and develops housing that is permanently affordable and never goes to market price. Go to Nahaleomaui.org for more information.

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competed to win cash prizes totaling $1,800 and a professional recording session. The panel of judges for the competition included saxophonist Rock Hendricks, vocalist/keyboardist and longtime Maui music teacher Fulton Tashombe, KAOI’s Cindy Paulos and DJ Kamikaze and Arona from Q-103. Kathy Collins was the emcee.

The $500 second place prize went to 14-year-old Jena Mukai, who sang “On My Own.” Placing third, and winning $300, was 11-year-old Alexandra Hays for her performance of Carrie Underwood’s “Cowboy Casanova.” The “People’s Choice” Award went to Preston Summit, age 13, who received the loudest cheer after his performance of “Bet On It” from the movie High School Musical. As a recipient of this award, Summit gets a recording session in a professional recording studio. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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In contrast to the exciting work of the TV series (near the top of broadcast ratings for the last decade), real agents in the Naval Criminal Investigative Service have labored over computer screens eight to 10 hours a day for two months now employing their facialrecognition software–just to scour websites to identify victims of nudephoto postings of military personnel that came to light earlier this year. “[Y] ou get pretty burned out,” said the NCIS director. A simple word search of “uniformed military nude” got nearly 80 million hits, according to a May Associated Press dispatch from the Quantico Marine base, where the 20 investigators labor side-by-side.

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In April, three days after ISIS fighters reportedly executed 25 villagers about 50 miles south of Kirkuk, Iraq, the three murderers were themselves killed (and eight more wounded) when a pack of wild boars overran their position and gnawed them into martyrdom. And in April, a Russian naval reconnaissance ship sank in the Black Sea off of Turkey (likely op: Syria-related) when it collided with a livestock barge flying the flag of Togo.

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It recently became necessary for Candace Frazee and Steve Lubanski to acquire a bigger home in the Los Angeles area because their 33,000 “bunny”-related items (stuffed bunnies, antique bunnies, bunny paintings, bunny dinnerware, etc.) needed more space. And the world’s only museum devoted to the “house cat” allows self-guided tours in Sylva, North Carolina, where curator Harold Sims displays 10,000 artifacts including a genuine petrified cat (with whiskers!) pulled from a 16th-century English chimney.

An elderly German man, unnamed in news reports, was fined the equivalent of $110 in May for “terrorizing” neighbors in the town of Hennef by violating a 2015 agreement to lower the sound of his pornographic videos. He demanded sympathy because of his hearing disability, arguing that if he wore headphones, he could not hear the doorbell, or burglars, and therefore would feel unsafe.

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They’re “therapists,” not “strippers,” argued New York City’s Penthouse Executive Club, creatively characterizing its dancers to avoid $3 million in back taxes, but the state’s appeals board ruled against it in April. Penthouse had insisted that its performers were more akin to counselors for lonely men, and that the club’s “door charge” was an untaxable fee for therapeutic health services.

OOPS! In May, Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley apparently mindlessly signed the proclamation designating a special day for the late Tre Hummons (submitted by his grieving father, to honor the son’s “sacrifice”). Tre Hummons was killed in 2015 by a police officer–but only after Tre had just shot and killed another Cincinnati police officer. ■

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ecently, I went into the Maui Community Correctional Center. I was there to meet with the Warden and another official to talk with them about the problems facing MCCC that are becoming increasingly critical, namely the vast overcrowding that is plaguing all jails and prisons in Hawaii.

I entered through the guard house, under the high fence topped with razor wire, where I waited behind a man from the Department of Health. The metal spiral of this other visitor’s notebook had become undone and was hanging out. “You got to cut that off, you know; could be dangerous,” the guard told him.

I signed in and gave my bag over to the guard for a check. I had carefully followed the rules I was given for visitation–no jewelry, conservative dress, identification, no cell phone. Still, the gatekeeper asked me to button up my jacket.

“If you have a cell phone, the inmates can get a cell phone,” Toni Schwartz, the Public Information Officer for the Public Safety Department, explained as she met me at the

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gate to lead me into the building. We walked

by Correctional Officers joking around with each other; they offered me a donut. It felt similar to any institutional work place, despite all the protocol. An inmate in an orange jumpsuit pointed us to where the Warden would meet us in a classroom. We passed a classroom with a big picture window, where two inmates were watching a video, and a library where another inmate was pecking away at an old typewriter.

We sat in a windowless room under fluorescent lighting. I was there to meet with Schwartz and Warden James Hirano to talk about the problems–and any successes– happening at MCCC. Hirano has been acting Warden since 2010 and began working at MCCC as a social worker in 1992, when the inmate population was closer to 130.

“It’s not an overnight problem that we’ve arrived at,” he said of the overcrowding of inmates. As of April, there were 437 inmates, in a facility designed to house 209 and updated to accommodate 301. “It’s been a long-ignored area,” he said. “Our legislator, and our

community, continually and understandably, would rather support a hospital than a jail. The increase of population goes up in our community and in our institutions.

If it’s not addressed, it keeps exacerbating year after year. Now we’re at the point where we have to do something more about it, or have another outside agency tell us what we should do about it. That’s the point we’ve reached.”

An outside agency has already taken note of the conditions. In January, the Hawaii American Civil Liberties Union filed a report with the Department of Justice to ask for a federal investigation and intervention to “force the State of Hawaii to address unconstitutional conditions and overcrowding in its jails and prisons.” According to the report, “Maui Community Correctional Center (“MCCC”) is the most egregiously overcrowded facility in the State of Hawai‘i, presently at 203% capacity–housing over double the number of individuals it was designed to hold since the year 2014.”

“Our conditions are very, very challenging at best,” said Hirano, describing how

some inmates are living four to a room in cells designed for two. The ACLU reports that inmates are sleeping on the floor next to toilets. The amount of people in the jail places a burden on the water and sewer, which causes unsanitary conditions.

The jail, enclosed by a high chain link fence topped with razor wire, sits on seven acres in the heart of Wailuku. Its inmates are mainly pre-trial detainees and short-term misdemeanors. It opened as a state jail in 1976. In 1994, they had an additional expansion, bringing it to 301 theoretical beds.

One hundred sixty-nine security staff work there in addition to supplemental nonuniformed staff like social workers. Fascinatingly, the Warden’s research has found that before 1973, the site “was originally built by the county to hold people in World War II,” citing another historical shame.

Because the seven acres are maxed out, in a perfect world, the jail would be moved to a new site. Plans for a new site at Pu‘unene have been floated by the Planning Department and lawmakers for years.

However, according to a Jan. 5 report by

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with it, as well drug laws and policies stemin the middle of nowhere, but developming from the failed war on drugs. The ment has meant that an entire community inmates of MCCC are primarily pre-trial has grown up around it. detainees, those with short-term convictions, “People want it out of here,” said Hiand those getting ready for reintegration. Acrano. The idea of relocating the jail is apcording to a 2012 report by the Interagency pealing to many residents who live in the Council on Intermediate Sanctions (the area. The process of gentrification has reunfortunate acronym ICIS), recidivism rates sulted in cookie-cutter houses, a Starbucks for Hawaii jails and prisons are 48.9 percent, and a Walgreens all within view of the jail. meaning around half of those released are ar- “Everything has grown up around it, and rested again within it’s stuck in the three years of remiddle of that,” lease or parole. said Schwartz.

But more than So with all that recidivism rates is hardship, what’s the fact that pregoing well at trial detainees are MCCC? Hirano held because they is proud of Drug cannot make bail.

Court, an innovaThis means many tive program he MCCC inmates calls “unique in are people have the nation” which not yet been conallows some victed and are not nonviolent drugnecessarily guilty, related offenders but cannot afford to participate in to go home on intensive treatment bail. According to and supervision.

MCCC Warden James Hirano prison reform reRecidivism rates searchers, the bail are much higher system is one of than with reguthe major causes of growth in jail populalar parole, at only 13.85 percent of Drug tions. The inability to pay bail money is not Court graduates according to Drug Court an indicator of guilt, and studies show that administrator Dean Ishikawa. “One of the it also does not mean that detainees are things we’ve found in corrections is the at risk of fleeing. Rational thought might pathways out of recidivisms and the recur-

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The Maui News about the new Pulehunui Industrial Park, deputy director of the county Planning Department Michelle Chouteau McLean said that the original master plan for the area has not been updated to include a new jail. She cites the high cost of infrastructure and concerns by the visitor industry, who don’t want tourists seeing a jail on their way to Wailea.

Costs for a new jail are estimated to be between $200 and $300 million. This is, of course, dependent on legislative funds and public opinion, and in competition with things like the new Kihei high school Maui also desperately needs.

Though a new facility is the only lasting solution, this year the legislation released $6.3 million in construction funds.

“It helps; we’re trying to get people off the floor,” said Hirano, though “the biggest fix would be to build something else.” Schwartz points out that new facility would have a much lower cost of maintenance than they are currently dealing with.

Last year, $200 million for a new jail on Maui was approved in the State House, but it died in the Senate.

Government leadership has debated the issue of our overcrowded jails and prisons for years. State Senator Roz Baker, D–South Maui, called MCCC “a lawsuit waiting to happen.” Concerns over litigation are based on the ACLU’s assertion that conditions in Hawaii’s jails and prisons are a violation of the constitution, specifically the Cruel and Unusual Punishment Clause, which “protects prisoners not only from inhumane methods of punishment but also from inhumane conditions of confinement.”

The ACLU reports cites living conditions to support this claim: a lack of access to medical care, sleeping on the floor, and decades-old plumbing built for far fewer people that create unsanitary conditions.

The conditions in the jail are a stressful situation for correctional officers and inmates alike. In a May 30 report by Hawaii News Now, an MCCC corrections officer (poorly disguised in silhouette and with a modified voice) said “it is only a matter of time before someone loses their life,” an assertion that the Public Safety Director called an “over-dramatization.”

Jail officials are neither the cause nor the solution for the problem, but they are the ones who have to deal with it. Hirano said that they try to create as many opportunities for out-of-cell time as possible to reduce the stress that comes from sitting in a small locked room with three other fully grown adults. Corrections officers also try to build relationships with the inmates to reduce violence. “It’s pretty bad,” said a former inmate of the crowding. “Guys are stacked, and it’s not great for mental health.”

“We understand that those kind of conditions are not conducive to anything but negativity or irritation to each other,” said Hirano. Despite these conditions, which may have been the cause of an “inmate disturbance” at MCCC in 2015, Hirano said that things go better than can be expected given the climate. “I think that because of the type of people we incarcerate, Maui people, they are a lot more cooperative with each other so they get along much better,” said Hirano.

Why are there so many inmates at MCCC? Undoubtedly population growth has to do

These people will get out.

This is a hiatus in their life. They will be your neighbor, my neighbor.

suggest the complete opposite, since those who cannot pay bail have few resources to do so. According to research, most people don’t run. With low homeownership rates and many who live paycheck to paycheck on Maui, it’s not hard to guess why people or their loved ones cannot afford bail.

In a February article in The Maui News, supervising attorney for the public defender’s office Wendy Hudson called bail rates on Maui “ridiculously high,” stating that “The real problem is bails are set so high, so there’re so many pretrial detainees. Indigents can’t even afford something low like $1,000 bail. It’s frightening, really.” There is currently a statewide committee tasked with investigating bail process reform, so we should see results in a few decades.

Population growth has also caused a different kind of problem for MCCC. The jail sits on seven acres, next to a cemetery and across from a shiny new subdivision. Fifty years ago, the jail was a solitary structure

- James Hirano

rence of junky thinking is involvement in higher education and access to jobs,” said Hirano. Since 2001, 462 people have graduated from Drug Court.

There are many nonprofits and volunteers that also assist in programs and treatment for inmates. “Our religious volunteers are a huge pieces of our programs.

The judiciary, the policy department, MEO, Maui Youth and family Services are all strong partners,” said Hirano. In a perfect world, Hirano would like to see more of “an infusion of programs to help with adjustments, and to help with decisionmaking to help them not perpetuate bad decision-making. While people are here, there’s a possibility of them making a better decision tomorrow if we have the ability to present them with differing views and approaches. We cannot change minds, but we can influence.”

As to what’s causing some of these problems, Hirano said “I wouldn’t want

to be pegged as the person who has that answer, because I don’t think I have it. I just have the piece that I’ve seen.” It’s a fair answer, since the problems and solutions around this issue are complex and layered.

What is causing the overcrowding that is plaguing not only our county jail, but prisons and jails across America, which has the highest incarceration rate in the world?

And what’s to be done about it?

Undoubtedly one strong contributor is the failed war on drugs that pushed many into the system. The criminalization of addiction, an epidemic causing more deaths in America than traffic accidents, has exacerbated the problem, and so has the insufficient number of resources and treatment options on Maui for addicts and homeless people.

The truth is that it is a big, sticky issue, with no clear or simple solutions. It’s apparent that when funding for a new facility goes up against funding for roads or schools, most people’s opinions are clear on who deserves that money more.

It’s not fair to see all inmates at MCCC as victims of the system, but it also doesn’t seem fair to view them simply as criminals deserving of what the constitution says are human rights violations. There are some tough questions involved in the problem and solution of it all. Where does the long process of bad decision-making begin?

Who is responsible for correcting it? What do we value and what will we tolerate?

Hirano is right about the kind of cooperative and generous people that live on Maui. But we are also jealous of our safety and suspicious of crime that can affect our neighborhoods, our industry, and our island. We don’t treat inmates like our neighbors, but rather as a threat to our neighbors, which of course sometimes they are. There have been case studies in New York and New Jersey where states have managed to reduce their inmate populations. According to an article by the Council of State Governments Justice Center, a public safety think tank, public engagement is key in reducing incarceration rates. Residents have to care.

The final question always seems to come down to money. Does this problem deserve our attention and resources? Who will pay for it? Well, we are already paying for it, both with taxpayer money going to BandAid fixes and with the more immeasurable costs to our society, and we may pay even more through litigation since the situation is clearly unlawful.

Money would help, of course, if administered correctly. But ultimately, what moves societies in the right direction is a more well-informed citizenry who understand the depth of complexity surrounding the issue of crime and incarceration, and has compassion for other humans. This kind of society, ideally, chooses and advises leaders who share their values and makes decisions accordingly.

I asked Hirano what he wished Maui residents knew about MCCC. “These people will get out,” he said. “This is a hiatus in their life. They will be your neighbor, my neighbor. They are mothers, fathers, daughters, sons.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Food & Drink

by Jen Russo

Mmm... Fudge

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the back and it was dark and dingy. Then we opened the Kihei location and that’s when we hired Chelsea.”

His concept was to build a Hawaii candy company that could be an international sensation.

“We want to grow this company into an international brand using Hawaii as the base,” says Bick. “It’s a fantastic base here, we have a lot of opportunities for growth.

If we can take this and become a brand that would really take us somewhere. That’s where we’re going now. We have grown from a staff of two to a staff of 30. I think we must be one of the fastest growing companies on Maui right now.”

The company kept expanding, and Stone was quick to step up and take on any responsibility that came her way, making her an irreplaceable part of the company. Bick was quick to recognize her talents.

“We lost our production person and Chelsea jumped in and said, ‘Don’t worry, I think I can handle it,’” remembers Bick.

“We took a gamble with her, and sure enough she outperformed. Then the qual-

of pure joy on their face.”

After getting the electricity sorted out, they opened a bigger location next door to house their Fudge University–home of new fudge-making classes.

“The ultimate idea for cooking class is to expand the brand,” says Bick. “Ultimately we want people to have fun. The base will be ready in the bowl. The participants will be able to choose specialty flavors and taught how to swirl, pour and layer. Then they get to take the product with them in a nice box presentation. Then they can say, ‘Look, I made this fudge.’”

Keeping tabs on their small batch production is still the goal.

“As soon as you get to Cadbury-size scaling, and you are making bathtubs and room-size batches of fudge using industrial stuff, you lose taste profile,” says Todd.

“You just can’t have either the consistency or the delicacy of flavor. So you have to make it small. We would rather a bunch of small kettles then a big industrial manu-

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nder the shade of a big Monkeypod tree in the Kihei Kalama Village you will find an unusually sweet education opportunity. The newly renovated space across from Three’s Bar and Grill is home to Hawaii Fudge Company’s Fudge University, one of Maui’s newest interactive activity centered around artisan candy making.

I met with owners Steve Bick (president), Jonathan Todd (senior vice president) and Chelsea Stone (vice president of operations) to talk about their fudge. Turns out this sweet idea came from a moment Bick had while he was on vacation. After enjoying the fudge at Lahaina Fudge Company–where it’s made in a tiny shop sandwiched between Cheeseburger in Paradise and the Gelato shop on the 900 block of Front Street–Bick had a vision for the future of these chocolatey delight, and bought the shop.

“When I purchased it, it was one store and a few employees,” says Bick. “We had high turnover back then. This whole store was 110 square feet. We made the fudge in

ity of the fudge shot up.”

Stone was promoted quickly, and was an integral part of the company growth.

“I started in Kihei as the dishwasher,” says Stone, now VP of Operations. “Gradually from there as people fell out, I fell right into place. I love this job. I come from a troubled past, I did a year in jail, and I was in the drug court program. This job has given me the opportunity of a lifetime to actually make a difference. Making fudge is really hard work. You just have to get in there, prep your ingredients, measure everything out, melt it all down. Everything has to be at the right consistency and temperature.”

Their fudge comes in all colors and flavors from fruity to chocolatey. Hawaii Fudge Company has also expanded their creamy candy selection and they have toffee and caramels. Experimenting with new candy flavors in the store turned out to be a bigger challenge than they anticipated.

“Chelsea and I were working on our toffee recipes,” says Bick. “We have an

The Future of Fudge

induction stove in the shop in Kihei and we are stirring away, and the temperature would go up and down because the electric wasn’t so stable. We would trip the fuse box, shared in the coffee shop on the corner. So Chelsea would have to run next door to trip the switch. We figured out that you could either cook toffee or have the air conditioner on, but not both.”

Stone is behind the plethora of fudge flavors you find in the Hawaii Fudge Companies shops.

“We rotate flavors every three months,” says Stone. “On average I keep about 20 different flavors on the shelves. We also have six flavors of toffee. We had three flavors of toffee for a while and we just added on three new flavors: peanut butter, mint and butterscotch. We also have caramels in original, banana, coconut, coffee and almond. Honestly, my job is pretty fun.

I get to create flavors of fudge. I get to do a lot of events, and that’s always fun. The thing that’s most exciting is when people try the fudge and you see that expression

factured operation. We’re not about cutting the pricing and eliminating the quality ingredients that we use. It’s not supposed to be a Twinkie. It’s supposed to be a real confection made with love on Maui.”

The new store celebrates their grand opening with a Hawaiian blessing with Vene Chun and free fudge samples and refreshments from 4-7pm at 1947 S. Kihei Rd., on Thursday, July 6th. Artist Robert King Andia will be there to sign artwork from his Ancients series, which are featured on their collectible fudge boxes.

Fudge making classes are $69 in July, and will go up to $89 a class after the introductory price. The fudge stores will also give out $10-off coupons for the fudge-making classes, and if you purchase fudge you can also get additional discounts on classes. For more information, call 808-214-6502. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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A&E

by Samantha Campos

Piero Resta: Illuminatus

free. In 2013 Piero was diagnosed with nonHodgkin’s Lymphoma. Aware of his mortality, he began to believe that there’s more available behind the veil of what we understand to be reality. It’s a concept he’d explored in the 1980s through paperworks–and one cosmic piece in particular, called “Looking and Seeing.”

“He had characters in different pieces that wore these lenses, and the lenses would help see beyond the beyond,” said Enzo. “Then when he was in his last couple years of life, he started to very acutely observe how there are all these guides that surround us, and all these signs and symbols that take us to a much higher consciousness. He had this amazing openness to learn from his interaction with what might be considered mundane things in life, and he had these great quantum growth moments that were also represented early in his ideas but that he really embraced later in life.”

Piero often had friends and collectors who were scientists creating innovative technology that would help heal people. What Enzo learned

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iero Resta wasn’t just an artist. He was a man who lived his life as a work of art; the two were interchangeable. He infused his love of life and beauty, passion and curiosity into all manners of creative expression. He was a dynamic visionary, an integral part of the artistic community of Maui, and he’s missed dearly. A retrospective of his work is now on display at the Schaefer International Gallery.

The exhibit honoring Piero Resta (1940-2015) showcases the drawings, paintings and sculpture of more than 50 years of work, influenced in part by his Italian heritage and profoundly by his life on Maui. Schaefer Gallery Director Neida Bangerter consulted with Piero’s son, Enzo, to identify selected pieces with their respective decades–and thus, phases of exploration.

“Piero went so many different directions– continuously he was always exploring,” said Enzo. “The context of time as it relates to the production of work is really interesting.”

But Enzo said his later work was the most

from his father about art was the concept that the artist and the scientist are part of the same thread, and that both were looking for new patterns and concepts that could be utilized for the nourishment and benefit of humanity.

“I never really saw art as a craft but much more as a commitment to looking for new ideas that would actually help with spiritual and physiological breakthroughs,” said Enzo. “And I think what I got most from him was that, it’s not about color on canvas, it’s about an idea or the composition of color on canvas that will help bring people from one place to a better place.”

Witnessing Piero’s creative process, Enzo learned of the power in using such primitive forms as a stick with deer hair tied to it mixed with pigments from the earth. “A metaphysical transformation can occur as a result of bringing these ingredients together and re-presenting them to a viewer in such a way that they can then have a sensory and spiritual experience that helps them better understand themselves and basically become better human beings.”

“But the Maui influence, starting with the jungles of Huelo, and then wherever he lived including Kaupo,” said Enzo, “was really to bring that raw, intense, natural energy to his work.”

Piero and Enzo started collaborating 30 years ago. Enzo helped title his father’s pieces and Piero would create large sceneries based on the poetry his son would write, which would be based on the work that Piero produced. “The relationship I had with his work and understanding how he was thinking, was hugely influential to me as a poet,” said Enzo.

“I felt absolute empathy and connection to a lot of the ideas that he was trying to represent, and then folded those into my writing.”

Likewise, Piero took a lot of Enzo’s writing and folded it into his work. In fact, a lot of his pieces will have what he described as “maps” underneath the actual canvas, which included things like architectural signposts and directional lines but also sometimes poetry and language. And then Piero would paint over those textual elements to have an abstract or

Piero moved to Maui in 1978, and originally lived in a jungle hut in Huelo. As an artist, Piero recognized the therapeutic quality of infusing nature into his work. So he’d invoke Alelele Falls and other parts of the island in his canvases, and then exhibit them in places like Milano in Italy, where people were more exposed to an urban lifestyle. Piero was hopeful that the natural inspiration of Hawaii would reveal itself and that viewers would feel the power of a waterfall while being in the presence of the painting. But as he traveled and exhibited more internationally, Piero became similarly influenced by the history of Rome, or by its structures.

“His more sophisticated work is a fusion of that raw natural power, and the lines and architectures of ancient cities,” said Enzo, “and then also with the never-ending vision of the future.”

A section in Piero’s retrospective called “Egyptology” is about the study of language, philosophy, literature, history and science. It’s a deep investigation into the history of humanity, combined with a futuristic vision of the art of the unknown.

semi-figurative, semi-abstract piece.

“To have someone so enthusiastic and supportive and inspired by anything that I created was part of why I created,” said Enzo.

“I can’t imagine having any other form of a father than an artist. And that’s really deeply embedded in how I view and how I act and who I am, in everything that I do.”

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HIS SON ENZO REFLECTS ON A LIFETIME OF ARTISTIC EXPRESSION AND INFLUENCE

The Piero Resta: Illuminatus exhibit runs through July 16 at the Schaefer International Gallery, Maui Arts & Cultural Center; Tue-Sun, 10am-5pm (also before select Castle Theater shows and during intermission). An interactive exhibit closing party will be held Sunday, July 16 with participants invited to become part of the evening’s entertainment along with music, special guests, beverages and local cuisine by Mark and Judy Ellman.Tickets are $125 and available at 808-242-SHOW. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, JULY 6 BACK DOOR BAKE SHOP – The Back Door Bake Shop at UH Maui College is back in business. Culinary Arts students are at it this summer with three delicious Thursday events. July 6: Gibbasier, Panettone and Sourdough Brioche; July 13: Cream Puffs, Napoleons and Tarts; July 20: Petit Fours. All baked goods will be made fresh and available for $10 or less. 1:30-4:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College. (310 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu/culinary-program-information.

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FULL MOON FIRE BASH – There’s a Full Moon Fire Bash at the e Maui Mall. Guests will enjoy an evening of Polynesian drumming,, s fire knife performances and Tahitian dancing. Cupcake Ladies e Catering Company will sell mini-cupcakes for a $1 to benefit the hMaui Food Bank, and the public is also asked to bring non-perished able food donations. The event is standing room only, but low backed chairs and blankets are welcome. Free. 7pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. om.

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FRIDAY, JULY 7 HAWAII INSTITUTE FOR ASTRONOMY 50TH ANNIVERSARY – Hawaii Institute For Astronomy’s 50th anniversary will take place at the Maui Advanced Technology Research Center. Organized by the Maui Science Center, there will be interactive activities, science demonstrations, lab tours and more. Free. 6pm. Maui Advanced Technology Research Center, (34 Ohi Aku St., Pukalani); 808-573-9500; Ifa.hawaii.edu/ haleakalanew/atrc.shtml. Photo courtesy of Flickr/ NASA Goddard Space Flight

BEN VERDERY – Musician Benjamin Verdery will hold a series of guitar concerts at various Maui venues from Friday, July 7 to Tuesday, July 11. You’ll see Oahu guitarists like Ian O’Sullivan, Aaron Cardenas and Stephen Kane, who will be joined by Tyler Rhodes and Roberto and Ernesto Granados. Free. July 7: 3pm. ‘Ike Le‘a Lecture Theatre Room 144. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu. July 9: 2pm. St. John’s Episcopal Church, (8992 Kula Hwy.); 808-878-1485; Stjohnsmaui.org. July 10: 7pm. Lahaina Jodo Mission, (12 Ala Moana St., Lahaina); 808-661-4304; Lahainajodomission.org. July 11: 7pm. Keawalai Congregational Church, (5300 Makena Rd.); 808-879-5557; Keawalai.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Benjamin Verdery

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FERKIN FRIDAY – Ferkin Friday is happening at the Fairmont’s Luana Lounge. The event is perfect for foodie lovers, mixologists and service industry professionals. They’ll have specialty cask ale from Maui Brewing Company as well as their special cask alechemy– beer cocktails. Attendees can also enjoy complimentary valet parking. $49. 7-10pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-8754100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana.

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HO‘A I KA LAMAKU – Ho‘a I Ka Lamaku with Ko‘ikuokalani Lum will happen at Maui Nui Botanical Gardens. Ko‘ikuokalani Lum, a Hawaiian cultural practitioner, will teach the public how to to make ‘inamona (Hawaiian sweet relish) and lamalama (Hawaiian torch) from kukui. Call for reservations. $25 for current garden members and $50 for non-members. 9am.

Maui Nui Botanical Gardens, (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-249-2798; Mnbg.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Ko‘ikuokal

SATURDAY, JULY 8 FIRE IT UP – Fire It Up will happen at the Grand Wailea Maui Resort. Presented by the resort’s chefs, the event will be a feast of meats, seafood and produce cooked over fire. The evening will also feature exclusive wines, beers and Bourbon.

Featured chefs include Sheldon Simeon, Justin Brunson, Hubert Keller, Sam Jones, John Tesar and Bill Durney. Free for kids under four. $75-250. 5-9pm. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Fireitup.eventbrite.com.

Photo of Sheldon Simeon: Sean M. Hower

SATURDAY, JULY 8

THUNDER MOON SILENT RAVE – There’s a Thunder Moon Silent Rave happening at Down The Hatch. It’s just like a regular rave except everyone listens to the music through headphones. Bask under the Thunder Moon with electronic grooves by DJ Love. Think of it as a chance to bring back your JNCO jeans, glow sticks and cool rave gear. Headphones will be provided. 21+. $5. 10pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com. Photo: Flickr/Lucky Lynda

SUNDAY, JULY 9

JOEY FALA – Concert organist Joey Fala will perform at St. John’s Episcopal Church. Fala is an award-winning organist who completed his Master’s Degree at Yale School of Music, and begins his position as organ scholar at Duke University Chapel this fall. He’ll play music by Bach, Buxtehude, Hindemith, Howells and Vaughan Williams on the Oberlinger pipe organ. Seating is limited. Calabash offering. 6:30pm. St. John’s Episcopal Church, (8992 Kula Hwy.); 808-878-1485; Stjohnsmaui.org.

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MONDAY, MO M ONDA JULY 10 PINA COLADA DAY – Pina Colada Day is going down at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort. Enjoy gorgeous sunset views and deliciously refreshing piña colada concoctions at two of the resort’s ocean-facing restaurants. Umalu will serve a Skinny Pina Colada and Japengo will offer a Flaming Piña Colada Creme. 11am. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com.

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PA‘INA AT KEKA‘A – Celebrate summer with Pa‘ina at Keka‘a at the Sheraton Black Rock Maui Resort on every Sunday in July. Chef Lyndon Honda will partner with Kohola Brewery to create Maui-style clambakes at Black Rock Kitchen. The menu will include clams, shrimp, mussels, crawfish, corn on the cob, potatoes and Portuguese sausage simmered in a Kohola Brewery beer broth. Steak, BBQ ribs and chicken will also be available. There’ll also be live music with Brian and Meryl. $25 for kids 6-12 and $55 per adult (includes one beer). 5:30pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui. com. Photo of Chef Honda courtesy Sheraton Maui Resort

TUESDAY, JULY 11 STORY OF THE UKULELE CONCERT – The Story of the Ukulele Concert will take place at the Kihei Public Library. It will hosted by Hawaiian serenaders Tom and Mele Fong of Mele Ukulele, and guests will enjoy a performance of Hawaiian, hapa haole, pop and jazz ukulele standards. Free. 6:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org.

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From the opening credits, Wright’s film synchronizes all of the sound effects with the ample songs and action. Everything from car crashes, shoot-outs and even the flip of a wad of money are all rhythmically in sync in nearly every single scene.

In the establishing moments, when Elgort nimbly dances around his neighborhood and in his apartment and speaks in sign language to his foster dad, the whole thing has a lightness and welcome playfulness. The action is exciting but not too intense and the emphasis is on the love story over all else.

Elgort survived the wretched The Fault in Our Stars and the lousy Divergent franchise and now has a role that requires more than

posing. Well, only a bit more, as Baby is a too-cool-for-school character that mostly requires Elgort to brood effectively. Lily James, star of the recent live action Cinderella remake, gives heart to the role of Deborah, the waitress who turns Baby lovestruck; James and Elgort are as good as they need to be in these roles, which are one-note and more symbols than anything else.

Playing criminals for hire, Jamie Foxx hasn’t been this interesting in a while and Jon Hamm is effective as a seemingly sympathetic bank robber. Still, as good as the actors are (including Spacey, playing the prototypical too-smartfor-the-room Kevin Spacey character), these characters are beneath them. Why Hamm, one of the most charismatic actors of our generation, has such poor luck getting better movie roles (including Keeping Up with the Joneses and Million Dollar Arm) is beyond me.

It seemed as though Edgar Wright had finally made a movie with an ending that didn’t self-destruct or lose grip of a carefully established tone (a problem that even plagued his first, best film, Shaun of the Dead). Unfortunately, while much of Baby Driver ably zooms along, it finally drives headlong into a scrap heap.

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Wright certainly has a style, makes clever (and sometimes radical) editing choices and clearly loves movies. Yet his films are currently too juvenile and tonally shaky for him to join the big leagues. Baby Driver begins like a Fast and Furious movie with soul then hedges its bets, settles for formula and undermines its novel choices.

Had Baby Driver opened in spring, against far better B-movie upgrades like John Wick: Chapter Two and Get Out, it might have disappeared quickly. Now, appearing against a sea of uninspired summer movie clunkers with numbers at the end of their title, Wright’s movie feels like a breath of fresh air.

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But the third act takes a dark, violent turn that the movie doesn’t deserve or know what to do with. The way Baby’s hearing impairment reaches its ultimate conclusion is right out of Cop Land and the character’s final journey is over-extended and unconvincing.

So are the well-staged but hokey final confrontations between good and evil. Spacey’s character, in particular, has last-minute motivation changes that are greatly at odds with the rest of the movie. By abandoning the sweetness and light touch of the early scenes, Baby Driver tries to match the grit of the films that inspired it and comes up looking puny. Call it Drive lite.

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Spiderman: Homecoming-PG13- 2D THU 7:30 10:45. 2D FRI-THU 10:45 1:45 7:45 10:00 10:45, 3D FRI-THU 4:45.

Transformers: The Last Knight- 2D THU 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:15. 2D FRI-THU 12:30 3:45 7:00.

The House -R- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:15 5:30 7:45 10:15. 2D FRI-WED 10:40 12:45 3:15 5:30 7:45 10:15, 2D THU 10:40 12:45 3:15 5:30.

Despicable Me 3-PG- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45. 2D FRI-THU 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45.

Wonder Woman-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:15 4:45. 2D FRI-THU 10:30 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:30.

Baby Driver - R- 2D THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00. 2D FRI-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00.

Cars 3-G- 2D THU 11:30 2:15 4:45 7:30 10:00.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Met Opera: Nabucco-NR- 2D WED 7:00.

Carole King: Tapestry-NR- 2D TUE 7:00.

Spider-Man: Homecoming- PG13- 2D THU 7:00 10:00, 3D THU 7:30 10:30, 2D FRI-SUN (12:00 12:30 1:00 3:20 3:50) 6:30 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:10, 2D MON-THU (12:30) 7:00. 3D FRI (4:20) 10:40, 3D SAT-SUN 4:20 10:40, 3D MON-THU (3:50) 10:10.

Despicable Me 3-PG- 2D THU (11:30 2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:30, 3D THU (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:00. 2D FRI (11:40 2:10 4:40) 7:10 9:30, 2D SAT (11:40 2:10) 4:40 7:10 9:30,

NEW THIS WEEK THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN - PG - Animation/Adventure - In this 2011 movie, TinTin and Captain Haddock go off in search of sunken treasure. Directed by Steven Spielberg. 107 min.

CAROLE KING: TAPESTRY - PG13 - Concert/ Special Events - See Carole King perform songs from her album Tapestry at a live Hyde Park concert. 100 min.

MET OPERA: NABUCCO - NR - Concert/Special Events - See a special encore of New York’s Metropolitan Opera performance of the classic opera, which stars Placido Domingo. 164 min.

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - PG - Animation/Comedy Spongebob and Plankton team up to retrieve the Krabby Patty formula from an evil pirate in this 2015 movie. 92 min.

2D SUN (11:40 2:15) 4:40 7:10 9:30, 2D MON-THU (11:40 2:10 4:40) 7:10 9:30. 3D FRI (12:10 2:40 5:00) 7:40 10:00, 3D SATSUN (12:10 2:40) 5:00 7:40 10:00, 3D MONTHU (12:10 2:40 5:00) 7:40 10:00.

Beguiled-NR- 2D THU (11:30 1:50 4:20) 10:00.

2D FRI (11:30 1:50 4:10) 6:40 9:20, 2D SATSUN (11:30 1:50) 4:10 6:40 9:20, 2D MON (11:30 1:50 4:10) 6:40 9:20, 2D TUE-THU (11:30 1:50 4:10) 6:40 9:20.

Transformers: The Last Night- PG13- 2D THU (11:50) 6:50 9:50, 3D THU (12:20 3:20 3:50) 7:20 10:20. 2D FRI (12:40 4:00) 7:20 10:10, 2D SAT-SUN (12:40) 4:00 7:20 10:10, 2D MON (12:40 4:00) 7:20 10:10, 2D TUE-WED (12:00 3:20) 7:20 10:10, 2D THU (12:40 4:00) 7:20 10:10.

47 Meters Down -PG13- 2D THU (12:00 2:40 5:00) 7:40. 2D FRI (11:50 2:25 5:00) 7:40 10:30, 2D SAT-SUN (11:50 2:25) 5:00 7:40 10:30, 2D MON (11:50 2:25 5:00) 7:40 10:30, 2D TUE-THU (11:50 2:25 5:00) 7:40 10:30.

The Hero- NR- 2D THU (12:00 2:00 4:40) 6:40. 2D FRI (11:50 4:20) 9:10, 2D SAT-SUN (11:50) 4:20 9:10, 2D MON-THU (11:50 2:10 4:20) 6:50 9:10.

Beatriz At Dinner-R- 2D THU (11:50 2:30 4:20) 9:10. 2D FRI-SUN (2:10) 6:50, 2D MON-THU (12:00 2:10 4:40) 6:50 9:20.

The Mummy-PG13- 2D THU (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 9:40. 2D FRI (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:00, 2D SAT-SUN (12:00 2:20) 4:50 7:30 10:00, 2D MON-THU (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:00.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales- PG13- 2D THU (11:50 2:10 4:50) 7:10

9:50. 2D FRI (1:30 4:30) 7:20 10:20, 2D SATSUN (1:30) 4:30 7:20 10:20, 2D MON-THU (11:20 2:00 5:00) 7:50 10:40.

THE BEGUILED - R - Drama/Western - Sofia Coppola’s look at southern white women during the Civil War. Stars Nicole Kidman, Kirsten Dunst and Elle Fanning. 93 min.

DESPICABLE ME 3 - PG - Animation/Adventure - When Gru’s charming twin brother suddenly shows up, the ex-criminal mastermind agrees to do one last heist. 90 min.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - The team’s adventures continue as they learn about Peter Quill’s true parentage. 136 min.

THE HERO - R - Drama/Comedy - Sam Elliott plays an ailing movie star who must face up to his past, and what remains of his future. 93 min.

THE HOUSE - R - Comedy - When a father ends up wasting his daughter’s college fund, he and his friends open a casino in his basement. Stars Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler. 88 min.

47 METERS DOWN - PG13 - Horror/Nonsense - Two dumb white chicks go swimming in a shark cage, then get trapped at the bottom of the ocean. Worst vacation ever. 89 min.

THE MUMMY - PG13 - Action/Adventure Some old guy (Tom Cruise) does battle with a slightly older mummy (Sofia Boutella). Also stars Russell Crowe as Dr. Jekyll because Universal Pictures is rebooting all their old monster flicks and apparently the Wolfman wasn’t available. 110 min.

BABY DRIVER - R - Crime/Action - A young man gets coerced into serving as the getaway driver for a spectacular heist. See this week’s movie review. 113 min.

PARIS CAN WAIT - PG - Comedy/Drama - A movie producer’s wife drives across France with one of her husband’s associates. Stars Diane Lane and Alec Baldwin. 92 min.

BEATRIZ AT DINNER - R - Drama - A woman who practices holistic healing ends up at a wealthy client’s dinner party. Stars Salma Hayek. 82 min.

PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Johnny Depp returns yet again to play Captain Jack

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Paris Can Wait -PG-2D SUN-THU (11:30).

2D FRI-SUN (11:30), 2D MON (12:00 2:20 4:40) 7:00 9:20, 2D TUE-WED (12:00 2:20 4:40) 10:40, 2D THU (12:00 2:20 4:40) 7:00 9:20.

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- PG13- 2D THU (12:50 3:50) 7:05 10:00. 2D FRI (11:30 2:00 4:40) 7:10 9:50, 2D SAT-SUN (11:30 2:00) 4:40 7:10 9:50, 2D MON-THU (11:30 2:00 4:40) 7:10 9:50.

Spongebob Squarepants Movie: Sponge Out of Water- PG- 2D TUE-WED 10:00.

Adventures of Tin Tin- PG- 2D TUE-WED 10:00.

All Eyez On Me- R- 2D THU (1:30 4:30) 7:30.

Rough Night-R- 2D THU 10:40.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Spiderman: Homecoming- PG13- 2D THU

7:00, 3D THU 10:15. 2D FRI-MON (12:30) 7:00, 2D TUE (12:30 7:00), 2D WED-THU (12:30) 7:00. 3D FRI-SUN 3:45 10:15, 3D MON (3:45) 10:15, 3D TUE (3:45 10:15), 3D WED-THU (3:45) 10:15.

Despicable Me 3- PG- 2D THU 1:00 7:00, 3D THU 4:05 9:30. 2D FRI-MON (1:00) 6:40, 2D TUE (1:00 6:40), 2D WED (1:00) 6:40, 2D THU (1:00) 7:00.

3D FRI-SUN 4:00 9:30, 3D MON (4:00) 9:30, 3D TUE (4:00 9:30), 3D WED-THU (4:00) 9:30.

Transformers: The Last Night- PG13- 2D THU 12:00 3:35 6:50 10:15. 2D FRI-SUN (12:00) 3:35 6:45 10:00, 2D MON (12:00 3:35) 6:45 10:00, 2D TUE (12:00 3:35 6:45 10:00), 2D WED (12:00 3:35) 6:45 10:00, 2D THU (12:00 3:35) 6:50 10:15.

Wonder Woman- PG13- 2D THU 12:30 3:45.

Sparrow, who this time is looking for the Trident of Poseidon or some such trinket. 129 min.

SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING - PG13 - Action/Adventure - In the sixth Spider-man flick since 2002, Tom Holland plays the wiley webslinger as he squares off against Vulture (Michael Keaton). 133 min.

TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT - Action/Sci-Fi - Clunky robots and clunkier humans battle in yet another Transformers installment.

Stars Marky Mark, Laura Haddock and Sir Anthony Hopkins(?!). 148 min.

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WONDER WOMAN - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Gal Gadot plays Diana, warrior princess of the Amazons, who finds her destiny trying to bring an end to the First World War. 141 min.

LAST CHANCE ALL EYEZ ON ME - R - Biography/Music The story of the late rapper/poet/activist Tupac Shakur. Stars Demetrius Shipp Jr. and Danai Gurira. 140 min.

CARS 3 - G - Animation/Adventure - Lightning McQueen (voiced by Owen Wilson) is getting old, but still wants to prove he’s the world’s best race car. 109 min.

ROUGH NIGHT - R - Comedy - Everything goes bad when a group of friends hire a male stripper for their bachelorette party. Stars Scarlett Johansson, Zoe Kravitz and Kate McKinnon. 101 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS NEON PARTY - Fri. Jul 7. Put on your best neon colors and hit up Paia Town. DJ Illz and #Poundtown will be you entertainment for this late night party. 21+. $10. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Jul 7. Dine and groove with the live bands and take part in the wonderfully raucous street festivities with friends and family. Help support the local community and businesses. Featuring live entertainment, food vendors, local artisans, jewelry and fashion. 6pm. Wailuku Town Party, (Market Street, Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com RON ARTIS II AND THE TRUTH - Sat. Jul 8.

Attend the return of Hawaii’s all-original power funk and soul band featuring Stevon Artis on the drums and Riley Pa‘akaula on bass. Stevon Artis’ band Heavenly will open the show. 21+. $15-25. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

STAGE SHOWS WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA’ - Thu. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Jul 8. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magiccomedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Tue. Jul 11. Enjoy a high-energy comedy and magic show! Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Jul 12. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, hear Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. A pre-show dinner package is also available from the Sea House Restaurant. Advance purchase required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

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- Thu. Jun 22 - Fri. Jul 7. A Central Maui halau is selling pre-sale tickets for laulau plates which include kalo, sweet potato, rice and pohole fern salad. Pickup is on July 7, 5:30-8:30pm. Purchase tickets at the shop or by emailing (or calling) Lei Boteilho. All proceeds benefit halau members trip to Tahiti and Rapanui next summer. $10. 5:30pm.

Native Intelligence, (1980 Main St., Wailuku); 808-298-7195; Leilani_kamalei@yahoo.com KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Jul 6. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties. They also offer free historical and cellar tours. 10am. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Jul 6. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. The tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vinep yards, (14815 Piilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-8786058; Mauiwine.com

viano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Jul 9. Enjoy Sunday brunch with live music from Hawaii’s most talented entertainers, including the Legendary Willie K. $50 inclusive, $25 for children 10 and Under.

Reservations required. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jul 9. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-22 Korestaurant.com 875-2210;

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GRAND OPENING - Thu. A perfect destination Jul 6. The Hawaii Fudge to bring your sweetCompany is throwing a heart with ocean front party and giving away dining and couple free fudge and refreshspecials. Enjoy enments to celebrate the trees, house or CaeUT O opening of their brand sar salad and a bottle CK new Galleria store. There CHE EK E o of wine for $49.95 per N A W will be a special blessC c couple. 5pm. Castaway THE YOU n ing from Native Hawaiian .

OF S Ca Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., K E 17 C G ne Cultural Practitioner Vene I A P P Ka‘a Ka‘anapali); 808-661rtist Chun, and acclaimed artist ON 9091 9091; CastawayCafe.com Robert King Andia will be on site to hand sign pieces from his LUAU DIN DINNER SHOW - Wed. Jul ANCIENTS series. Free. 4 4pm. H Hawaiiii 12 12. Th The L Luau di dinner show Huaka‘i–JourFudge Company, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214ney through Polynesia includes traditional games, 6502; Hawaiifudge.com woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and a buffet.

There will be beautiful hula performances and the KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Tuesday-Satfire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach urday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Huakailuau.com Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $50.

GOFARM HAWAII AG-CURIOUS SEMINAR 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The Ritz-Carl- Wed. Jul 12 - Fri. Jul 21. Interested in becomton, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; ing a production farmer? Attend this seminar and Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree you will be one step closer. GoFarm Hawaii wants to increase the number of local agricultural proCASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Jul 7. ducers by offering those with an interest in agriEnjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, culture a combination of knowledge, experience clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese and support. RSVP to maui@gofarmhawaii.org. sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and 5:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.

(45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; hawaii.edu; Gofarmhawaii.org CastawayCafe.com WINE DOWN WEDNESDAYS - Wed. Jul 12.

KANU (PLANT): CULTIVATING YOUTH It’s wine night with DTH’s General Manager and FARMERS - Sat. Jul 8. Waiohuli Farmer Norman sommelier Caleb Hopkins. The wine menu will Abihai, and agricultural intern Kepa Revelle will feature wines starting at $4, and ranging to $25. speak on their experiences and perspectives as a Take advantage of his expertise–ask questions veteran cultivator and youth farmer. 11am. Keokea and get the lowdown to help sophisticate your Marketplace, (Mile Marker 17, Kula). pallet. 8:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., CHAMPAGNE HALE AT CLIFF HOUSE - UnLahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com til - Sun. Sep 3. This exclusive pop-up bar and lounge offers a front row seat to the finest Maui sunsets. Set beachfront, atop picturesque Kapalua Bay, guests will experience island lifestyle FEATHER ART BY ELLEN LEVINSKY - Thu. Jul with Chef David Viviano’s perfectly paired in6 - Tue. Aug 1. Local feather artist Ellen will be feanovative food menu. 4:30pm. Montage Kapalua ture in the Old Jail Gallery. Using natural feathers Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Monfrom parrots, peacock, and pheasant she creates tagehotels.com/kapalua-bay colorful pictures and jewelry. Ellen will be demonstrating in the gallery on Tuesdays from 10am-4pm, SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY and on Friday July 14 from 6-8pm, there will be a BAR - Sun. Jul 9. Featuring an enhanced a la reception. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., carte breakfast menu created by Chef David ViLahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

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CALL TO ARTISTS: SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2018 (SPC2018) - Until - Sat. Sep 23. Artists interested in participating in SPC 2018 may submit their work on Sept. 23, 2017, 9amnoon. The challenge is open to artists 18+ who are Hawaii residents. All works entered must be original one-of-a-kind and newly-created specifically for this exhibition. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org EXHIBIT: PIERO RESTA-ILLUMINATUS - Until- Sun. Jul 16. Piero Resta’s artistic career was immersed in the alchemy of philosophy, science, poetry, and experimentation. The selection of paintings, sculpture, and personal archives on display reveals the axial relationship of his Italian heritage and influences of ancient traditions and architecture, integrated with the primitive vibrant life force of his home in Kaupo, Maui. Free. 10am.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org KALUANUI CENTENNIAL EXHIBITION - Until- Sat. Jul 22. Celebrate 100 years of Kaluanui with a special centennial themed exhibition! When C.W Dickey designed the historic Kaluanui Estate in 1917 for Harry and Ethel Baldwin, he was one of the most celebrated architects of his time. Now, 100 years later, Kaluanui still stands as one of Maui’s most iconic legacy estates still open to the public. One hundred pieces will be selected for display in this commemorative exhibition. 9am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Jul 6. The collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments go under review by the Trump Administration. The exhibit includes 30 individual mounted photos from photographers David Littschwager and Susan Middleton, who spent time in the Northwestern Hawaiian islands and have published a book of photography titled Archipelago. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com SUMMER COLORS: KAPA, PAINT AND BAMBOO - Until - Tue. Aug 22. Experience the summer colors of kapa, paint and bamboo. Featured artists will be Denby Freeland-Cole, Suzy Papanikolas, William Houston, Charissa Brock and Kurk Kurokawa. Stop by and view these incredible art creations. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com VICTORIA WUNDRUM - Fri. Jul 7 - Fri. Jul 28.

Victoria Wundrum paints in watercolor, oil, acrylic and pastel and also creates jewelry and mixed media constructions. Come by the gallery and watch this talented artist create pieces live every Friday in July. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com STACY VOSBERG - Fri. Jul 7. Meet Stacy Vosberg and see a collection of her colorful paintings, drawings and murals. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com CAFE FRIDAY, LIVE ART AND MUSIC - Fri. Jul 7. Friday evenings at the cafe are bustling with local artists creating amazing works, along with live music from great musicians. Couple that with a selection of high-quality teas and coffees, healthy smoothies and snacks, and you’ll have a great way to wind-down after a long week. 5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jul 7. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

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BAZ MAUI - Mon. Jul 10 - Mon. Jul 31. Baz is a self-taught artist who works with materials found in nature, like tree bark and banana leaves. He will be in the gallery every Monday in July creating rich mixed media scenes. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Jul 11 - Tue. Jul 25. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. She will be in the gallery every Tuesday in July working on her newest work of art.

4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FINE ART TOUR - Wed. Jul 12. View original art and giclees by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in the State of Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations required.

8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

POLITICAL EVENTS ‘THROWDOWN THURSDAY’S’ RALLIES Thu. Jul 6. Every Thursday, peaceful resistance continues in response to the many untenable policies the new administration is proposing that threaten democracy. Everyone is invited to come out and bring a sign reflecting why you march and make your voices heard! 4pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

TICKETS ON SALE SUMMER COMEDY SERIES - Thu. Jul 13 Fri. Jul 14. Featuring Jay Davis from HBO and Comedy Central’s Tosh.O, Ahmed Ahmed from Comedy Central, Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Tour and Just Like Us and Jonathan Kite of Two Broke Girls and Family Guy. $15 pre-sale tickets available online now. $20. 8pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com ‘9 TO 5 THE MUSICAL’ - Fri. Jul 14 - Sat. Aug 26. Based on the 1980 hit movie and set in the late 1970s. Pushed to the boiling point, three female coworkers concoct a plan to get even with

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the sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot they call their boss. Showtimes are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays 3pm. $20-40.

7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ANDY MCKEE - Fri. Jul 14. Andy McKee is one of the world’s finest acoustic guitarists, and he’s one of today’s most unique and influential artists. $38-48. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org JIGGERS AND SHAKERS - BARTENDING BASICS 101 - Sun. Jul 16 - Mon. Jul 17. Chef Lee Anderson has decided to step aside and let hubby/mixologist Carl take you out of the kitchen and behind the bar for Bartending 101. So grab your jiggers, hold on to your shakers, roll up your sleeves, expand your mind (and cocktail recipe book) and learn a few tricks of the trade. $95. 5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-8566151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com SESAME STREET LIVE! ELMO MAKES MUSIC - Fri. Jul 21 - Sun. Jul 23. When the new music teacher’s instruments go missing, Elmo, Abby Cadabby, Big Bird, and more come to the rescue and discover instruments they never knew existed.

Children learn that everyone can make and enjoy beautiful music together. Show times are July 21, 6:30 pm; July 22, 10:30am, 2pm, 5:30pm and July 23, 1pm, 4:30pm. Tickets are $15-50 and $75 for Sunny Seats. Note: Sunny Seats are not available for purchase online. 6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org RITA RUDNER HANA HOU - Fri. Jul 28. After a sold-out show in January, the MACC is bringing bring comedian Rita Rudner back. She’s known for her epigrammatic one-liners and has been named Las Vegas’s Comedian of the Year nine years in a row. $40-65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAYJAH RAYJAH - Sat. Jul 29. The annual “must experience” music festival returns with an all-star lineup. This year they have the biggest line-up in its eight-year history. Featuring a solid night of island entertainment with Grammynominated reggae group SOJA, along with New Zealand’s reggae heavyweights Katchafire and

ManaLion, and always more surprise guests for one amazing night. Tickets are: June 3-30 $29/ GA, $99/VIP; July 1-28 $49/GA, $99/VIP; Day of Show, $59/GA, $109/VIP. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, JULY 6 REGAL’S SUMMER MOVIE EXPRESS - Until - Wed. Aug 2. Regal will present family-friendly movies such as The Book of Life, The Lego Movie and Madagascar 3 for $1 admission. A portion of all proceeds will go to the Will Rogers Motion Picture Pioneers Foundation. 10am. Maui Mall Megaplex, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 800-326-3264; Mauimall.com PACIFIC CANCER FOUNDATION THRIVE AND SURVIVE WORKSHOP - Until - Thu. Jul 20. This Stanford-based program offers participants ways to live a healthy life by exploring self management skills and exchanging ideas with fellow participants. Patients, survivors and caregivers are all welcomed. This once per week gathering meets for six weeks on Thursdays to share techniques on dealing with a variety of issues that arise following a cancer diagnosis. Free. 9am. J. Walter Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-244-5546; Jwaltercameroncenter.com; Pacificcancerfoundation.org/participate GET THE DRIFT AND BAG IT! - Until - Sat. Sep 16. Get the Drift and Bag It! is a monthlong series of community cleanups organized

by Malama Maui Nui in partnership with the County of Maui to help safeguard the world’s oceans and its marine life from litter. Get the Drift and Bag It! calls on residents and visitors to organize a coastal cleanup in Maui County on Sept. 16. The campaign runs until Oct. 14 should participating groups not be available on the global kick-off date. Register to participate by calling or going online. 8am. Malama Maui Nui, (E. Camp 5 Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2524; MalamaMauiNui.org AIKIDO INTRODUCTORY COURSE zzzzzzzThu. Jul 6. Anyone interested in the practice of Aikido is invited to try a four-week introductory course. Tracy Reasoner, 5th Dan, will provide an introduction to the history and

principles of Aikido, cover basic Aikido posture and meditation, and teach a few simple Aikido arts. Open to adults and teens, class will meet from 6:30-8:30pm on July 6, 13, 20 and 27.

Come 15 minutes early to the first class to register and sign in. $40. 6:30pm. Maui Ki-Aikido Dojo, (194 S. Market St., Wailuku); 808-3575172 or 808-244-5165; Mauiaikido.com ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS Thu. Jul 6. Recovered alcoholics share a common purpose: to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need.

Public Information committees in AA carry the message of recovery to the still-suffering alcoholic by informing the general public about the AA program. They do this in part through the media, schools, industry, and others. For days, times, locations and/or more information, call, email or visit the website. 8am. AA Central Office, (info@aamaui.org, ); 808-244-9673; AAmaui.org SUMMER OCEAN SAFETY PROGRAM - Thu. Jul 6. Makena Golf and Beach Club introduces Kiai Kai Keiki Academy, a complimentary summer ocean safety and stewardship program for Maui’s youth ages 8-18. The keiki ocean safety clinics will be held at Maluaka Beach Park from 8:30am-3pm on July 27 and Aug. 10. All participants must be able to swim well in open water.

The summer program is limited to 25 participants per day which includes complimentary lunch.

Register by going online at Makenamoments. com/events or email Info@makenamoments.com.

Free. 8:30am. Makena Golf and Beach Club; Makenagolfandbeachclub.com TAI CHI - Thu. Jul 6. Southern Praying Mantis present tai chi demonstration and class with Master Sifu David Morane. All ages welcome.

Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Jul 6. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives.

No fundraising, performance or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm.

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Karaoke w/ Brant Quick & prizes, 8-midnight

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SPECIAL SCREENING OF ‘PAX AMERICANA’ - Thu. Jul 6. Akaku CEO Jay April will present the film PAX AMERICANA, a short film depicting the end of Operation Desert Storm in 1991. Following the film, there will be a discussion about how government policy and mainstream media has shaped our perspective about war and peace for the last quarter of a century. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Jul 6. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali’i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, JULY 7 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Jul 7. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note.

4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, JULY 8 WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY Sat. Jul 8. Live drumming. Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Jul 8. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Jul 8. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com CRUISE NIGHT - Sat. Jul 8. Cruise with Maui’s car and truck club and their friends as they showcase their low riders and lifted vehicles every second and fourth Saturdays. Free.

5:30pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, JULY 9 FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jul 9. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every class is

a party! Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Jul 9. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, JULY 10 OUTDOOR YOGA - Mon. Jul 10. Sandy Callender, a Kripalu Certified Yoga Teacher, will show you how using traditional yoga postures and breath work can bring you greater flexibilper connecity and strength and a deeper onation. tion to your wholeness. Donation. outh 8am. Waipulani Park, (South 6; Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com

WEDNESDAY, JULY 12 ‘MEDICARE AND YOU’ EDUCATIONAL SERIES - Wed. Jul 12. Learn about Medicare, its benefits and what it can do for you. Seating is limited. Free. 6pm. Laulima Building, Room 105. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-243-2999; Pacificcancerfoundation.org KEIKI ALOHA HULA CLASS - Wed. Jul 12.

Keiki Aloha Hula brings the aloha, and the love of Hawaiian dance to the kids ages 7 to 12 of Upcountry in a non-competitive, creative, nurturing environment. This is a fun class where students will learn the basics, and fundamentals of hula movement, as well as language and culture appreciation. 4:15pm. Wisdom Flow Studios, Makawa Ave.); 808-205-0908; (95 Makawao Wisdom WisdomFlowYoga.com

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TUESDAY, JULY 11 UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Jul 11. It’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele.

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BRE BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BA O’ TRICKS - Wed. Jul BAG 12 Makawao Library invites 12. a ages to be amused all and amazed by Brenton Keith’s high-energy comedy and magic show.

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Sign Language CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

This weekend could be your most important one this year, or it could pass entirely unremarked. It will be precisely what you make of it, like any other weekend, but right now there are unique opportunities to inaugurate new chapters or finally put into action carefullyconsidered decisions. Will you take advantage of them? Please don’t complain that you’re not ready.

Get ready. This is your kick in the ass. How long were you planning to wait before you got your shit together, after all? Step up and do it now. Or wait another year (and probably three more, besides). It’s up to you.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Choose your battles more carefully. Sometimes, you get carried away, simply because you know you’re right. This, however, isn’t about right or wrong. It’s not worth arguing about for so many reasons: Perhaps the person you’re complaining to doesn’t actually have the power to change anything, or it might simply be too complicated. Your head’s already dented enough, from slamming into brick walls. Spare yourself further injury by carefully assessing the obstacles before you.

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I’m a realist, especially about love affairs. I’m both incredibly romantic and phenomenally cynical. I advised a friend of mine, who’s dating a beautiful 18-year-old French model, to enjoy every minute of it, precisely because it won’t last forever. He was adamant in his naïve faith that they’d die together, of old age, in a hundred years. “Come on,” I scolded him. “How many teen models stay with their first boyfriends for the rest of their lives?” I think it’s better to recognize the ephemeral nature of all things–especially things like love affairs with teen beauties–so as to better enjoy them, rather than deny that they’ll ever change or go away, and possibly take them for granted until they do. Don’t you?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Telling someone you’re in love with them will change everything between you two, forever–sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. Librans are notoriously susceptible to illusions regarding this very subject, both in how they imagine people might react to such a declaration, and how things could be afterwards in either case. I don’t mean to make mountains out of molehills. Maybe this ought to be a molehill. Unfortunately, it’s simply not. It’s a mountain. Make sure you’re ready for such a radical change in your internal landscape before you invite Mount Everest in to stay.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Some people are content to just toss some food into the microwave, then eat it when it’s hot. Others, though, want to know how it got hot, how the thing works. They take apart televisions, computers, cars, and–emotionally, at least–people. They want to know what makes you and everything else tick. Whether or not you’re one of these curious kittens, I suggest you borrow a bit of their inquisitiveness this week, because some fascinating stuff lurks just beneath the surface of things. It would explain a lot about why your life is the way it is, and why your relationships are the way they are. Don’t dismantle anything you can’t put back together, but at least open the lid and peep inside.

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Expose yourself to stuff. The city mouse is more wily and resourceful than the country mouse not because they’re gifted with superior genetics, but simply because they’ve encountered a greater variety of challenging situations that have forced them to become more than they were.

Leading a sheltered little country mouse life may appeal to you sensitive Pisceans, but it’s poor preparation for the future. Life intrudes, even in the country. Wouldn’t you rather be exposed to its dangers on your own terms, by your own choice? It’s certainly better than waiting until they simply barge in, unannounced, and force you to deal.

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I’d bet that far fewer than 1 in 12 early adopters of smartphones, back in the day, were Taureans. You lot are generally more cautious about your acquisitions, and rather than waiting in line to be the first person you know to have the nifty gadget, most of you would prefer to wait to see how much of an issue fingerprints are, or how else the thing might fail to live up to its hype, before you shell out your own hard-earned cash for it. Let other people be the guinea pigs, you figure. Fine. Sometimes, though, you have no choice but to try something out for yourself.

The smartphone is not one of them, but the relationship before you is. You can’t accept others’ reviews, this time.

You have to write your own hype, then live up to it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’ve got an opinion about everything. Luckily, you’re also usually quite flexible and open-minded. You’ll admit you’re wrong, if someone makes a good case for the opposing viewpoint. You do, however, have a couple blind spots, born out of social programming you absorbed when you were just a little kid, mostly about relationships. In those cases, it hardly matters how well someone presents another viewpoint; you just refuse to see it. This time, though, an eighteen-wheeler looms in that blind spot. Either you acknowledge it and at least make some effort to accommodate it, or it’s going to send you crashing into a tree, and you’ll be in emotional traction for a year. Adjust your mirrors. It’s easier to fix a dented dream than recover from a full-on crash-and-burn.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

The reason alternative medicine is so popular these days is only partially because it’s surprisingly helpful, in many cases. It’s also more fun than waiting for your HMO to screw you, and it’s more affordable in any case. The mainstream health care industry is totally screwed up. There are ways and there are ways, whether you’re trying to heal your body or your heart (or someone else’s body or heart). Don’t just stick to the most obvious solution (especially since it can’t or won’t work). Experiment with alternatives. Good ones, preferably. They’re out there. All you have to do is look.

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