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“The United States should be leading by example, leveraging innovation through science and technology, investing in clean energy, creating renewable energy jobs that cannot be outsourced, growing the economy, enhancing U.S. energy independence, and lowering energy costs for families and businesses, while reducing carbon emissions. We must continue to persevere and do our part to support efforts in the private sector and at all levels of government to combat climate change and protect our environment.”

Many non-governmental organizations also released statements that were harshly critical of Trump. Here are a couple examples:

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U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono “President Trump’s decision to withdraw the United States from the Paris Climate Agreement is irresponsible, hasty, and short-sighted. In Hawaii we understand why it’s important to take care of our land, ocean, and air–our way of life depends on it. Today, it’s more important than ever for states like Hawaii to boldly take the lead on clean energy innovation and good stewardship of our aina.”

U.S. Representative Tulsi Gabbard “President Trump’s decision today to withdraw from the Paris Agreement, making us just one of three countries in the world not to participate, is short-sighted and irresponsible. Without global action to drastically curb carbon pollution, climate change threatens the safety and security of the planet, especially in places like Hawaii where we are already experiencing its’ devastating effects. The 2015 hurricane season set a record of 15 tropical storms in Hawaii, acidification of our oceans has killed marine ecosystems and fisheries, bleached coral reefs, while causing damage to local economies. As recently as April of this year, the Honolulu Harbor tide gauge peaked at more than nine inches above predicted

Blue Planet Foundation Executive Director Jeff Mikulina “Trump’s irresponsible action today imperils our best chance to limit the existential threat of climate change. Trump’s decision is fundamentally at odds with climate science, at odds with global leadership, and at odds with a healthy planet that supports civilization as we know it. With Trump’s action today, Hawaii’s leaders now shoulder the increased responsibility to adopt aggressive clean energy solutions. We can no longer count on this country’s leadership to provide the solutions that Hawaii requires.”

League of Women Voters President Chris Carson “Withdrawing from the Paris Climate Agreement is a giant step in the wrong direction for the health of the planet and all living beings.

President Trump’s decision today will undermine global cooperation and have a harmful impact on U.S. relations with our most trusted world allies. The longterm effects of this decision will make more people sick, especially children and the elderly. The League of Women Voters is gravely disappointed to see the United

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STATE OF HAWAII HIRES NEW SUSTAINABILITY COORDINATOR On the same day that Trump announced that the U.S. would pull out of The Paris Agreement, the State of Hawaii moved a bit in the opposite direction. According to an Office of Planning news release sent out that day, Danielle M. M. Bass is now the state’s new sustainability coordinator.

“We are fortunate to have someone like Danielle join our office to coordinate and collaborate on the variety of sustainability initiatives being performed statewide,” said Leo Asuncion, director, Office of Planning, in a June 1 news release. “Danielle’s experience in public policy and advocacy, legislative management, grants and project management, and community involvement will certainly contribute towards the state’s progress in meeting and achieving our sustainability goals.”

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To no one’s surprise, President Cheeto Jesus announced on Thursday, June 1 that the United States would no longer abide by The Paris Agreement, in which 150 or so nations agreed to take steps to limit the harm climate change is doing to the world.

“I was elected by the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris,” President Donald Trump said nonsensically, according to a June 1 CNN report, as though the City of Light was somehow running the world. “We want fair treatment. We don’t want other countries and other leaders to laugh at us anymore.”

Look, Trump did this because he’s an arrogant buffoon who only likes things that (1) personally benefit him and (2) inflict pain on everyone who isn’t him. The Paris Agreement did nothing for his bottom line, but killing it would definitely enrage most of the world, so his course was clear.

I’m not going to get into the mounting empirical evidence that climate change is already causing damage, both here in Hawaii and around the world. Those who somehow don’t already accept it but are naturally rational curious can use the Google themselves, and it’s useless to argue with those who agree with Trump because they live in a world where everything they don’t understand is “fake.”

That being said, a lot of officials in Hawaii were pissed at Trump. Here’s what they said:

U.S. Senator Brian Schatz “We are appalled and disappointed, but we are not deterred. Entering a formal withdrawal would take nearly four years to complete which means climate change is on the ballot for every election until we reverse this immoral action.

“The future is with clean energy. The future is with innovation. The future is with climate action. We are not going to allow this short-sighted decision to damage our prospects as a country and as a planet. With private sector momentum behind clean energy, states, cities, and regions are taking action. With international cooperation, we will win this fight, without President Trump’s participation.”

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act as a “sustainability liaison” between various government agencies, private organizations and nonprofits. Bass will have the not-so-easy task of running state efforts to make government run more sustainably at all levels.

“I am excited to serve in this new position and for the opportunity to work with the public and private sectors, and our local communities on sustainability initiatives for Hawaii’s future,” said Bass in the news release. “I look forward to working together, targeting specific goals that will bring tangible results to protect and balance our economy with our natural environment to sustain our islands.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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ome believe that Bitcoin is the currency of the future. Others think collecting them is like Beanie Babies, with prices rapidly rising and falling in the short term, destined to crash over time. On a deeper level, some see Bitcoin as part of the banking system of the future. For example, CB Insights notes that global payments are $1.7 trillion annually, and that Blockchain (the technology underlying Bitcoin) holds immense promise here. But one thing is clear, whomever bought Bitcoins a while ago and is still holding them is very happy at this point. From an initial value of $0 less than a decade ago, the value of Bitcoin has now risen rapidly to over $30 billion. In 2009, you could buy 1,000 Bitcoins for $1.

As of May 2017, each Bitcoin was worth over $2,000 and rising. To be clear, it’s quite possible that they end up falling to $0. But in the meantime, Bitcoin holders are doing very well.

Why is the price of Bitcoin rising? Simple supply and demand. There’s a set limit of Bitcoins that will ever exist. As more and more folks want some and find it easier to buy, store and spend, prices go up.

Where do you store your Bitcoin? You can store Bitcoins on a personal digital wallet on your computer, but if you forget your code and lose your backup, your Bitcoin is lost forever. For this reason, most prefer to store their Bitcoin in an online digital wallet at what’s known as a Bitcoin Exchange. Though it’s still the wild west and there are risks, most people who buy and sell Bitcoin choose to protect their investments using an online digital wallet, such as Coinbase. These service providers allow you to buy, and/or sell or “cash out” Bitcoin for U.S. dollars to be deposited in your traditional bank account anytime. Coinbase is regulated by the US Department of the Treasury and is licensed to engage in money transmission in 37 states–but not Hawaii.

Apparently, Hawaii’s Department of Commerce and Consumer Affairs (DCCA) has made having an account and being able to transfer money in this safer way impossible

for Hawaii residents. According to Coinbase, the DCCA determined that “licensees who hold virtual currency on behalf of customers must maintain redundant fiat currency reserves in an amount equal to the aggregate face value of all digital currency funds held on behalf of customers.” That is, if you give Coinbase $1,000 to buy Bitcoin for you, Coinbase would be required to securely store that money, at the same time they need to use it to buy the $1,000 of Bitcoin! Due to this being unviable, Coinbase is unable to become licensed in Hawaii and has ordered all Hawaii residents to remove their digital currency from Coinbase and to close their accounts.

At a recent party, several local folks bemoaned having to sell their currency right before the recent price spike. While Bitcoin could go to $0 and you should never invest more than you can afford to lose, buying Bitcoin or one of its younger, less expensive cousins like Ethereum or Litecoin and holding it could be a very profitable bet, and fun along the way. If you live outside of Hawaii, companies like Coinbase and Kraken make it easy. But for Hawaii residents, we’re shut out of the online digital wallets indefinitely until the DCCA modernizes its view of cryptocurrency. To help Hawaii enter the modern world of digital currencies, please very nicely call the Division of Financial Institutions at 808-586-2820, email them at dfi@dcca.hawaii.gov or if they’re friends or family please ask them in person if they might be able to treat Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies like other states do so we can all better participate in these fun, exciting projects.

There’s a lot more to dig into here than could ever be expressed in a brief article, but there are plenty of resources online. For those who really want to understand, the original Bitcoin white paper is a great place to start, and can be found at Bitcoin.org/en/bitcoin-paper. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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TIMES SUPERMARKETS PARTNERS WITH KUNOA BEEF Cattle company and livestock processor Kunoa entered its largest partnership to date with a Hawaii grocer; the Hawaii-based company will be offering 100 percent Hawaii-grown ground beef at all 15 Times Supermarkets locations throughout Oahu and at the company’s two Maui stores.

“As a longtime Hawaii grocer, Times Supermarkets is committed to supporting

“Kunoa’s high-quality meats and new processing capabilities help tackle the pressing issue of food security across the islands,” Kunoa Co-founder Bobby Farias said. “Our facility improvements allow more ranchers to sell their meats in Hawaii, rather than sending them to the mainland, and that goes a long way for our state.”

UH MAUI COLLEGE CULINARY ARTS PROGRAM GETS SUPPORT Taverna Maui and Maui Brewing Company recently came together to support the University of Hawaii Maui College’s Culinary Arts Program with a $2,300 donation to the program. The funds, which were generated from ticket sales for Taverna’s March 18 First Anniversary Bash, will provide financial aid for students in need.

“We are proud to provide young, up-andcoming individuals with an opportunity to prosper in the local culinary scene and we have chosen to support this cause because the students are the future of our hospitality industry here on Maui,” said Chris Kaiwi, owner of the Kapalua establishment

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Two University of Hawaii Manoa scientists will be working with the public to gather new information about the pueo, also known as the Hawaiian short-eared owl. Scientists from UH Manoa’s Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Management–with the support from the State of Hawaii Division of Forestry and Wildlife–designed the citizen science initiative because of the lack of significant information about the owl.

Post-doctoral researcher Javier Cotin and assistant professor Melissa Price of the College of Tropical Agriculture and Human Resources will be working with interested members of the community to investigate the population size, distribution, and habitat use of the pueo on Oahu.

Citizen scientists can report sightings of the owl–Asio flammeus sandwichensis–through a web app or downloadable form. The public can also participate in organized surveys, and use photography to document behaviors, including when and where the pueo breed and the animals they prey on, and more. The website also offers contact information for the two researchers.

“It’s wonderful to work on a project where the community is so interested and supportive of conservation efforts,” said Price. Added Cotin, “The behavior of this owl is truly fascinating. I hope to unravel the mysteries of the seldom-seen pueo and look forward to collaborating with the local community to protect this unique species.”

Pueo are found on all the main Hawaiian Islands from sea level to 8,000 feet in a variety of habitats including wet and dry forests; but the owls are most common in open habitats such as grasslands, marshlands, shrublands and montane

parklands, including urban areas. Unlike most owls, they are active during the day, especially in the early morning and evening, and are commonly seen hovering or soaring over open areas.

The pueo’s ability to live in lowland, non-native and rangeland habitats suggests that they may be less vulnerable to extinction than other native birds, however they are state-listed as endangered on Oahu and are likely susceptible to many of the same factors that threaten other native Hawaiian birds, including loss and degradation of habitat, predation by introduced mammals, and disease. They are also at risk of car collisions, owing to their hunting behavior, and something called “sick owl syndrome,” which is killing owls on Kauai; little is known about the syndrome, but it may be related to pesticide poisoning or food shortages.

Interested members of the public who want to contribute to the knowledge about the native bird, can find details online at Pueoproject.com. The site provides information about the project and the species, a pueo distribution map, sound files of the pueo’s various calls, and a gallery of pictures of pueo and the more common introduced barn owl, with which it can be confused.

local products like Kunoa’s ground beef and meat bars, which offer great quality at a reasonable price,” said Chester Gumban, Director of Meat Operations of Times Supermarkets.

Kunoa manages a herd of 2,000 cattle on Kauai and works with other producers throughout the state to source no-added hormone, antibiotic-free beef. A diet rich in Hawaii vegetative forages helps reduce the need for imported feed; it also helps shape the robust Kunoa beef flavor profile, according to a company spokesperson.

Kunoa recently debuted its beef products at neighborhood markets on Kauai and Oahu, and plans to add locations in the near future.

In November, Kunoa announced the acquisition of Oahu’s only USDAinspected livestock harvest facility, with the goal of expanding processing capabilities for Hawaii livestock producers. Kunoa is completing a series of major upgrades to the nearly seven-acre Kapolei property, focused on enhancing animal welfare, preserving meat quality and improving food safety.

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The facility will also offer new processing capabilities for Kunoa livestock, as well as livestock from other producers throughout the state who are selling under their own brands. This includes a grinder, mixer, patty maker and state-ofthe-art vacuum-packaging machine that will allow the facility to deliver products ranging from beef sides to retail-portion cut steaks. Kunoa has invested more than $650,000 in these upgrades.

“Our first anniversary event was a huge success with 225 guests enjoying Chef Roger Stettler’s Italian Feast and we are very appreciative to have Maui Brewing Company partner with this donation, along with Southern Glazer Wine & Spirits,” Kaiwi said. “Taverna will always be committed to being a part of our local community and we will continue to support events like this in the months and years to come.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Officials in charge of a Beijing-Hangzhou Grand Canal heritage site recently installed “speed bumps,” similar to those familiar to Americans driving residential streets–but on a pedestrian walkway, with row upon row of risers to resemble a washboard. A Western travel writer, along with editors of People’s Daily China, suggested that officials were irked that “disorderly” tourists had been walking past the ancient grounds too rapidly to appreciate its beauty or context.

Medical researchers have been frustrated for years at failures in getting certain cancerfighting drugs to reach targeted areas in women’s reproductive tracts, but doctors in Germany announced in April a bold technique that appeared to work: sending the drugs via sperm cells, which seem to roam without obstruction as they search for an egg.

The process involves coating active sperm cells with an iron adhesive and magnetically steering them to their internal targets.

THE JOB OF THE RESEARCHER “Marine mammologist” Dara Orbach’s specialty is figuring out how bottlenose dolphins actually fit their sex organs together to copulate. When dolphins die of natural causes, Orbach, a post-doctoral fellow at Nova Scotia’s Dalhousie University, is sent their genitals (and also those of whales, porpoises and sea lions) and fills each one with silicone to work from molds in understanding the sex act’s mechanics. Dolphins’ vaginas are “surprising” in their “complexity,” she told Canadian Broadcasting Corporation News in April, for example, with the ability to twist inner folds to divert the progress of any sperm deposited by undesirable mates.

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Compared to busy coastal metropolises, Indiana may evoke repose, and entrepreneur Tom Battista is suggesting the state’s largest city capitalize on the sentiment by reserving a destination site on a low-lying hill overlooking the chaotic merge lanes of two interstate highways–affording visitors leisurely moments watching the frantic motorists scrambling below. He plans three rows of seats and a sunshade for the relaxed gawkers to take in the “ocean”-like roar and imagine overwrought drivers’ rising blood pressure (while their own remains soothingly calm).

WHEN YOU’RE POOR, SAFETY’S OUT Several treatments are available to combat the heart arrhythmia “atrial fibrillation,” but all require medical supervision, which John Griffin, 69, said he tried to acquire at the emergency room at New Zealand’s Waikato Hospital in April, only to be met with delay and frustration. Griffin went home that day, took notice of his neighbor’s 8,000-volt electric security fence and, with boots off, in a fit of doit-yourself desperation, nudged it with his arm. He got quite a jolt, he said, but he walked away, and his heart returned to natural rhythm. The medical director of the Heart Foundation of New Zealand said that Griffin was lucky and sternly warned against the “procedure.”

NEWS THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE Sean Clemens, now awaiting trial in Liberty, Ohio, in the death of an 84-year-old woman, allegedly confessed his guilt to a coworker after telling the man that something was bothering him that he needed to tell someone about–but only if the co-worker would “pinkie-swear” not to tell anyone else.

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‘NEW STANDARD OF CARE’ In the course of pursuing claims against Alaskan dentist Seth Lookhart for Medicaid fraud, government investigators found a video on his phone of him extracting a sedated patient’s tooth–while riding on a hoverboard. (He had apparently sent the video to his office manager under the title “New Standard of Care.”)

Lookhart had been indicted in 2016 for billing Medicaid $1.8 million for patient sedations unnecessary for the procedures they received.

PERSPECTIVE In April, Tennessee state representative Mike Stewart, aiming to make a point about the state’s lax gun-sales laws and piggybacking onto the cuddly feeling people have about children’s curbside lemonade stands, set up a combination stand on Nashville’s Capitol Hill, offering for sale lemonade, cookies–and an AK-47 assault rifle (with a sign reading “No Background Check,” to distinguish the private-sale AK-47 from one purchased from a federally licensed dealer).

(In fact, some states still regulate lemonade stands more than gun sales–by nettlesome “health department” and anti-competitive rules and licensing, though Tennessee allows the stands in most neighborhoods as long as they are small and operated infrequently.)

PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US In March, an electrician on a service call at a public restroom in Usuki, Japan, discovered a crawlspace above the urinal area, which had apparently been a man’s home (with a space heater, gas stove and clothing). Investigators learned that Takashi Yamanouchi, 54, a homeless wanderer, had been living there continuously for three years–and had arranged everything very tidily, including the 300-plus plastic two-liter bottles of his urine. (It was unclear why he was storing his urine when he resided above a public restroom.) ■

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PAUL WATSON SAYS T SAYS THE HE K KAPU APU S SYSTEM YSTEM WILL S WILL SAVE AVE O OUR UR O OCEANS CEANS

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t’s been a couple years since the last season of Whale Wars, the Animal Planet reality show that had me riveted to the screen. Each week, Sea Shepherd activists took on whalers by ramming Japanese ships with their vessels, tossing smoke bombs and canisters of butyric acid onto their decks.

It was like watching history being made.

Sea Shepherd founder Captain Paul Watson may not have a show anymore, but he’s still working hard trying to protect marine life and the world’s oceans.

“I’m doing a lot of speaking engagements, I’m more organized,” Watson tells me by phone from New York. “We have 12 ships now. So trying to organize the crews on the ships, we have around 200 volunteers with ships in 25 different nations. It’s a constant thing to get the right people in the right place and deploy the vessels where they’re need to be. Sea Shepherd is registered in about 40 different countries, so at any given time we have probably 25 to 35 different nationalities involved on the ships.”

Next week, Watson will travel to

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Maui for the Strings and Finz benefit at Lumeria Maui.

“I used to live in Hawaii,” says Watson.

“I lived on Molokai for quite some time.

I have spoken at University of Hawaii in Honolulu and on Kauai but never on Maui. Primarily I will be talking about marine conservation, upholding of international conservation laws, anti-poaching, the importance of protecting marine ecosystems if we want to survive. We can sum up what we do in a very simple sentence: if the ocean dies, we die. This is really a question of self-survival.”

Watson’s big idea at the 2015 Paris Climate Conference is a concept familiar to us island people: he wants to bring the kapu system back.

“Two years ago at the COP 21 Conference, I presented a paper, which of course no one was going to take seriously,” says Watson. “I said, look, the oceans are dying. Since 1950 we’ve had a 40 percent diminishment in phytoplankton population. Phytoplankton provide about 80 percent of the oxygen that we breathe. We simply can’t go on doing

this. For hundreds of years, the Polynesians had a method called kapu–it was a taboo system. The kahuna would say this is kapu and anyone caught fishing during the kapu would get the death penalty.

It seems a little extreme but when you consider that if they overfished they would die, the Hawaiians could not live without the fish. It was a question of survival. The problem that we have is there are no taboo areas anywhere in the world. The fish can’t hide anywhere.

We’ve removed 90 percent of the fish in the sea. By 2048, there won’t be a commercial fishing industry anywhere because there won’t be any fish to catch.”

He says those numbers are based on the research and conclusion of biologists Boris Worm of Dalhousie University and Daniel Pauly of the University of British Columbia.

Watson takes these statistics very seriously. He’s a vegan, and so is his fleet.

“All of our vessels are vegan vessels,” says Watson. “The reason for that is even when you eat meat, 40 percent of the fish taken out of the oceans is fed to

chickens, pigs, domestic house cats and domestic salmon. So even when you’re eating meat, you’re eating fish. We’re eating the oceans alive. We really have to give the oceans time to return and repair themselves. That’s the only way we are going to be able to do it. It’s very selfish of our generation to insist that we can continue to exploit–basically, plunder– the resources of future generations.”

The way Watson sees it, if we can’t stop our frenzied consumerism, then nature will. But he’s also hopeful that humans will learn this before it’s too late.

“I don’t know if we can actually change the era of consumerism that we’re in but nature will do it for us,” says Watson. “There are three laws of ecology that every species must live in.

Anything that has lived outside of these laws has gone extinct. There is the law of diversity–the strength of an ecosystem is dependent upon the diversity within it. The law of interdependence– those species that are interdependent with each other. And the third is the law of finite resources–there is a limited

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Watson. “There’s a company in France that makes a plastic out of seaweed so it’s biodegradable when it gets in the ocean.

It becomes fish food. [We’re] trying to discourage the use of petrochemical plastics. They’re making progress with banning plastic bags–San Francisco has a ban,

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sues. So we don’t pretend to take on everything. We have a hard enough time focusing on anti-poaching and plastic issues. Really, the strength is in individuals. There are individuals that are making a difference all over the world. Because of Dian Fossey, we still have Mountain

We can sum up what we do in a very simple sentence: if the ocean dies, we die. This is really a question of self-survival.

Tasmania has done it, France has done it.

We’ve come a long way in the last decade.

Unfortunately, the plastic bag industry is now suing places like San Francisco because the ban is cutting their profits.”

Sea Shepherd is always looking for volunteers and donations, and speaking engagements and appearances like the one next week with Watson are one of the ways the organization raises funds for their international conservation cam-

- Paul Watson

Gorillas in Rwanda. Because of Birute Galdikas, we still have orangutans in the jungles in certain places. People are making a difference on that level. That’s what I try to encourage people to do. Find something that they’re passionate about, and devote their imagination and talents into finding solutions.”

Captain Paul Watson will be the keynote speaker at the upcoming Stringz and Finz Benefit on Saturday, June 17,

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call it is the economics of extinction.

That is, people know these species are going extinct, but they’re going to make the maximum amount of money off of them before they do. For instance, one blue fin tuna on the Japanese market is worth about $50,000 to $75,000. With that kind of price on its head, its days are numbered. We’ve removed about 90 percent of them from the ocean. So the Japanese this year said they have to cut back. But they refuse to do it because there’s money to be made by driving the species to extinction. As the numbers are diminished, the prices go up.

That’s why we have a $75,000 fish.”

The commercial fishing industry stores huge amounts of frozen fish, and continue to drive prices up.

“Mistubishi, for example, has a 15year supply of blue fin frozen in their warehouse,” says Watson. “They could stop fishing tomorrow and keep up that supply for the next decade. But they won’t do it because if they do and the numbers of the fish begins to rise in the oceans, that will diminish the cost or the value of them in the warehouses.

The more diminished they are, the higher the value. If they go extinct, you have a priceless commodity, and you can set your own price. These compa-

nies will simply reinvest that profit into other things. They don’t care about the fishery. We don’t have real fisherman anymore–what we have are corporations that have taken this over. They don’t care about the future.”

If you think farmed fish is the way to go, Watson says to think again. Aquaculture isn’t a solution for world hunger.

In fact, he says it’s polluting our rivers and oceans with fish lice and new marine viruses. Sea Shepherd’s Operation Virus Hunter has been researching and bringing awareness to the damage it says aquaculture is causing.

“Let’s take a look at farmed salmon,” Watson says. “It takes 70 fish caught from the ocean to feed just one salmon raised on the salmon farm. The farmraised salmon are raised in very crowded conditions so they’re intensive with antibiotics and hormones. For instance, farmed salmon has dirty white flesh– nobody’s going to sell that as salmon in the market. So what they do is they put dye in the food pellets to dye their flesh while they’re still alive. Farmed salmon is a chemically intense industry and causes a lot of marine pollution. It attracts predators, from sea lions to bears to eagles, and the farms shoot them for trying to get the salmon. Countries are destroying mangrove swamps to put in shrimp farms, and catching food from the ocean to feed those shrimp. Aquaculture isn’t the answer–it’s a very destructive practice.”

As if all that wasn’t enough, plastic in the ocean’s is a big problem, too.

“I’m in New York this week to address the issue of the plastic gyres in the oceans,” says Watson. “Sea Shepherd is working with Parley for the Oceans, and what we do is we’re pulling plastic from the ocean and recycling it. We took a 70-ton, 72-kilometer gill net out of the Southern Ocean and Adidas is making running shoes out of it. We have beach cleanups all over the world, almost on every continent. I don’t know if we can get the plastic out of the gyres but we can try and stop plastic from going in.

The problem is the plastic breaks down into microfibers and micro-particles.

Those micro-particles are getting into the food chain, starting with the plankton and going all the way up. It’s one of the most insidious forms of pollution in the ocean right now. Technically, how do you remove the plastic from the gyres?

It’s almost impossible. I thought of an osmosis process where you sift the water, but the problem is you kill too much marine life doing that–especially the microorganisms. It’s a very difficult thing.

In the ‘80s I was warning people, I wrote articles about it in The Ocean Realm saying this was a major problem, but nobody really gave it any thought. It’s only been in the last couple of years that we managed to get people to pay attention to it. It’s like anything else–too little, too late before people get involved.”

But plastic bags are getting banned round the world, and plastic bag suppliers are pissed about it.

“Parley for the Oceans tries to discourage the use of plastic and is trying to find alternatives for the use of plastic,” says

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carrying capacity. What we are doing right now is stealing the carrying capacity of other species, thus diminishing diversity and diminishing interdependence. What that leads to is ecosystem collapse. I think as we approach that, people will start to understand it more.

People are much more aware now about what’s happening in the oceans than they were 30 years ago. Hopefully, that will continue.”

Watson’s concerns about the market for seafood driving the ocean’s troubles are no joke. And the health of the commercial fishing industry–especially on the East Coast–is getting a lot more difficult.

“In the ‘80s I predicted the collapse of the cod fisheries in the East Coast and Canada,” says Watson. “All of the experts working for the government said that was impossible. But it happened in 1992. So all over the world these fisheries are collapsing, even though the experts say that’s not going to happen, because the people paying the experts don’t want to quit. What I

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paigns. But Sea Shepherds conservation efforts are just one piece of the puzzle.

“The Sea Shepherd only addresses one part of conservation,” says Watson. “The strength of an ecosystem lies in diversity.

The strength of any movement will have to lie in diversity. We need thousands of groups addressing thousands of is-

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Food & Drink

by Jen Russo

'I Have To Share It'

Ashleigh Hutchison, Mana Wines

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ana Wines just launched their new wine brand on Maui, and you can find it at Foodland. But what you may not know about this new wine is that former Maui resident Ashleigh Hutchinson, 38, is behind the new startup. I met her nearly a decade ago when she built the popular Vineyard Dining Series at David Paul’s Island Grill in Lahaina. Since then she worked for JMD Beverages on Maui, then moved to wine country in California, where she began to represent a portfolio of wines with Vinefera, and later Miner wines. But the yearning to do something more was always in the back of her mind.

“Someone recently asked me, ‘Oh isn’t this what you always wanted to do?’ I was like ‘no, I had no idea that this would happen,’” Hutchinson says during a phone call from Huntington Beach in California.

“It all started seriously with wanting to do

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creative writing. I had this dream and started a company called ‘Industry Outlaw.’ The graphic for this company is a black silhouetted figure of a cowgirl who’s slinging wine bottles. Instead of guns in her belt, it’s wine bottles.

Down by her feet are empty wine bottles. Then I met this gentleman, and I was trying to explain the concept to him and he was like, ‘Well, if you want to buy wine I can tell you how to do it and I can sell it to you.”

So she started to do some hush hush research.

“Then I started the process to buy this wine,” says says Hutchinson. “He told me who to call and what to do. Next thing you know I’m applying for liquor license, TTB license, federal permitting. I was asking everybody I knew in the business what I needed to do, what kinds of licenses to get.

It was total grass roots. I didn’t tell anybody. Not even my boyfriend. I just did it.”

But to set up all these licenses and get her branding together it was going to cost some money.

“I was doing all these catering jobs on the side to pay for it,” says Hutchinson. “I decided I would become a catering chef to make the extra money for it, and landed a couple of really great clients in Carmel.

These people throw dinner parties like it’s their job. I was just killing myself planning menus and cooking for these parties, in my nonexistent spare time.”

Then as the process continued, she had to plan the business name and her logo.

“My son Kalani and I were going back forth about what to name it,” says

Hutchinson. “I remembered that my aunt had a cat named Mana Pua named after my favorite food, manapua. That kind of planted the seed. I started researching the word ‘mana.’ Chef Mark Ellman had given me the list of all the definitions of ‘aloha,’ and how he used them in management.

That really resonated with me.”

On a research trip back to Maui, she got a few Hawaiian words that would become her brand resolve tattooed on her side by Nate Robertson: Ikeloa. Ha`aha`a. Mana. Pono.

“It really started with what has Maui and Hawaii done for me, what does it mean to me,” says Hutchison. “The word and concept behind Mana was perfect. I didn’t want to pigeonhole myself to just have Mana mean something only to Hawaii, but what I found is really it‘s a universal term, and it opens up dialogue. Today is the two-month anniversary of me labeling and people have stories they want to tell me about their trip to Hawaii and what mana means to them, and how it’s pronounced where they’re from in the Philippines or Mexico. I was really surprised that there was going to be such a connection for people, and such an outpouring of emotion about mana. It’s been so surreal.”

She plans to keep Mana Wines modern, contemporary and affordable.

“Everything is price-point-driven for the competitive wine market,” says Hutchinson. “The wines are super approachable and affordable. I’m not trying to change the world. I’m just trying to create a lifestyle brand. We just did a thousand cases of North Coast Chardonnay from Mendocino. I like to drink Chardonnay but I don’t like the Chardonnays out there that are thick with oak. Mendocino is a cooler growing climate but still gets great sun exposure. It’s way more affordable than Napa, Carneros and Sonoma along the Russian River.”

Then there are the reds.

“I did 200 cases of Rose from Napa Valley,” says Hutchison. “You don’t see a lot of Napa Rose. It’s a blend and it’s delicious. I sold out of it in two months. I got my hands on some Pinot Noir from Arroyo Secco. The Pinot is light and bright. I wanted a red blend and I love this.”

The wave in the logo and label is also personal.

“I’m going to start a nonprofit that can support and raise money for female athletes,” she says. “I’m planning to make a wine just for this nonprofit where 100 percent of the profits can go to supporting these athletes. This wine project is much bigger than just me. Right now I’m at Operation Surf right now in Huntington Beach.

We’re auctioning off 200 cases of wine at the fundraiser–$50 for every case sold will go to them, so at the end of this golf banquet I’m writing a check for $10,000.”

What she really wants is to build a brand that she can live by.

“I can’t do this without everybody and I feel I have to share it,” says Hutchison.

“That’s the whole definition of mana to me. I have to give it back. All I want is to make a living for my son and me, and be back at home in Hawaii. I want to show a good impression and good example. Especially for my son. That’s truly why I’m doing this. And it’s fun.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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Picks

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, JUNE 8 FULL MOON FIRE BASH – There’s a Full Moon Fire Bash at the Maui Mall. There’ll be an amazing live performance on the mall’s center stage with Polynesian drummers, Tahitian dancers and some pretty brave and athletic fire knife dancers. Price of admission is any non-perishable food item for the Maui Food Bank. 7pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com.

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SUMMER SPLASH DAYS – Every Thursday in June, you and a urring your family can visit mermaid/marine biologist Lila Jones during t Summer Splash Days at the Maui Mall. She’ll talk about the d importance of marine conservation and how each of us can (and should) become a steward of the ocean. All children must be supervised by a parent or guardian. 11am-2pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com. Photo: paulliu

THURSDAY, JUNE 8 KAPALUA WINE AND FOOD FESTIVAL – The 36th annual Kapalua Food and Wine Festival runs from Thursday, June 8 through Sunday, June 11. It’s one of the best high level foodie events in Hawaii. The gathering brings oenophiles, gourmands and culinary enthusiasts together to celebrate food trends and viniculture. Go online for schedule, locations and pricing. 10:30am. Kapalua Wine and Food Festival, (Kapalua); Kapaluawineandfoodfestival.com.

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SIPPIN’ WITH THE SOMM – Sippin’ with the Somm “Cellers Pass” will take place at Cane and Canoe. There you can meet renowned winemakers and taste vintage varietals.

Vineyards represented include Melka Wines, Peju Province Winery, Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars and Chateau Ste. Michelle Wine Estates. There’ll also be a Veuve Clicquot champagne pour. 21+. $100. 6:30pm. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com. Photo: Fabio Ingrosso/Flickr

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THURSDAY, TH H UR U R SD S AY, JUN JUNE 8 MHS YOGA BENEFIT – Here’s how your downward dog yoga pose Ma can help Maui’s furry friends in need. There will be sunrise and sunc set yoga classes to benefit the Maui Humane Society (MHS) on Thursday June 8 at Sugar Beach Events and again on Sunday, Thursday, 1 at the Four Seasons Maui resort. All proceeds will June 11 go to the MHS. $15. 6:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kih Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com.

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PUALANI KANAKA‘OLE-KANAHELE – Dr. Pualani Kanaka‘ole-Kanahele will be in The Green Room at Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). She’s dedicated her life to being an accomplished Kumu Hula, writer, educator, musician and community leader. The evening will be a celebration of Hawaiian culture with an inspiring presentation, Q&A, book-signing, book fair, live music and reception. Presented by The Merwin Conservancy. $10-25. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

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SATURDAY, SA S ATURD RD R DAY, JUNE 10 TAIKO FESTIVAL – Zenshin Daiko’s 18th annual Taiko Festival will be at MACC. Zenshin Daiko has more than 50 members who will present new works created by their group. The festival will also feature On Ensemble from Los Angeles, a group that’s known for fusing taiko drumming with jazz, rock and Central Asian overtone singing. $10-20. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of Flickr/Jen Russo

‘MEDEA’ – Seabury Hall is putting the classic drama Medea on stage and you really should see it. The story of Medea derives from Greek mythology and the play will show Medea as a woman who has been scorned by her husband. Produced and directed by Vinnie Linares, expect high drama, jealousy and revenge. Showtimes are Saturdays June 10 and 17 at 7:30pm; Sundays June 11 and 18 at 3pm; Friday, June 16 at 7:30pm. $20. Seabury Hall (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org.

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SATURDAY, JUNE 10 MAKAI GLASS BENEFIT – There’s a benefit for the Maui Cobras soccer team at Makai Glass Creations in Hali‘imaile. Proceeds will allow the Cobras to represent Hawaii in the San Diego Surf Cup, a showcase of the best athletes in youth soccer. Show your support with a $10 donation raffle for original Makai Glass sculptures. There will be a silent auction, pupus, drinks and live music with Mishka. Free for keiki. 3pm. Makai Glass Creations, (903 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-419-6685; Makaiglass.com.

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SATURDAY, JUNE 10

MAKANA – See Makana in concert at the Iao Theater. Makana is an internationally acclaimed singer, composer and guitarist, and he’ll be joined on the stage by Ka‘ena Eleban. The concert is a benefit for Hui o Na Wai ‘Eha’s ongoing work to protect Maui’s streams and water resources. In addition, proceeds will assist in funds distributed to legal fees and ongoing community awareness programs. $25-75. 7pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com. Photo courtesy Katie McMillan

SUNDAY, JUNE 11 DANCE ARGENTINE TANGO – There’ll be Argentine Tango Dance Classes with David Liu at the MACC. Liu is an experienced instructor visiting Maui from Phoenix, Arizona. The classes will include vocabulary learnings, sacadas, drags and boleos. The “Making Fancy Steps Easy” class is from 5-6pm (Int/Adv), and the “Ways To Connect” class is from 6:15-7:15pm (all levels). There’ll also be a Practice Dance from 7:309:30pm. $10. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Flickr/ Zabara Alexander

BUILD A BETTER WORLD WITH BOXES – Children five and up are invited to an hour of stories and activities all about the amazing things that can be built with boxes, paper and other simple materials. Play Giant Jenga, build a cardboard tower, fly happy helicopters and more! All materials will be provided. 10am. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org.

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MONDAY, JUNE 12

SUNDAY, JUNE 11 KING KAMEHAMEHA DAY – Celebrate King Kamehameha Day at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. The day obviously honors Kamehameha, the first King of Hawaii, and there will be blessings, live music, cultural activities, live performances and keiki activities. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com.

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LEI PO‘O MAKING – There are all sorts of cultural activities to enjoy at the Shops at Wailea this month, but of special interest is the Lei Po‘o Making workshop that will take place on Monday, June 12 (and each Monday in June). You’ll learn techniques to weave Ti leaf lei, as well as the historical uses of lei in Hawaii and how it’s used to express love. Open to keiki and adults. Free. 2:30-3:30pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com.

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arly into Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, a tell-all photograph surfaces, introducing us to Wonder Woman. More specifically, it’s a picture found

by Bruce Wayne, proving the mystery woman he encountered, Diana Prince (played by Gal Gadot) is not only ageless but an Amazonian warrior who once had an adventure during World War I. The photo is a group shot of the cast of Wonder Woman and suggested the idea that, when we’ll finally get our Wonder Woman movie a year later, it will end up an incredibly silly Indiana Jones wannabe. Turns out, that is exactly what we got.

Steve Trevor, a WWI spy and pilot (played

by Chris Pine), crashes into a hidden world where everyone is a female, Amazonian warrior. Trevor’s pleas that he needs help fighting “the war to end all wars” unites him with the sympathetic and powerful Prince (her last name is shortened from “Princess” to hide her identity). With a colorful group of warriors for hire, Trevor takes on the German army and mostly stands aside while Prince (who is never referred to as Wonder Woman) bloodlessly kills anyone trying to stop them.

Gadot has a traffic-stopping smile and a luminous, commanding presence. At times, with her deep voice and pleasant accent, she reminded me of Ingrid Bergman. Robin Wright is credible in an action-heavy role but the casting of Danny Huston as the evil German general is too obvious and uninteresting.

Elena Anaya, star of the haunting The Skin I Live In, has the most interesting villain character: her “Dr. Poison” wears a partial, porcelain face mask and relishes her experiments in chemical warfare. Unfortunately, after a great build up, the character literally goes nowhere (seriously, what the heck happened to her at the end?). Thankfully, Pine is excellent and has genuine chemistry with Gadot.

Director Patty Jenkins’ only prior filmmaking credit was Monster in 2003 which won Charlize Theron an Oscar. While Jenkins is up for the grand scale of this story, her editor let her down. Wonder Woman has great scenes scattered throughout but it’s spotty and overlong. This should have been tight and fast paced but instead feels like a bloated Director’s Cut. There’s a moment that stands out for how amateurish it plays. Late in the movie, Prince is in a tower and having a tense conversation with the central villain. She’s about to slay him, reaches for her sword and realizes she left it on the roof. She then hops up to get it

If only she'd showed up in 1914....

and we cut away to another scene. We then cut back to her, speaking again with the villain, who was nice enough to wait for her while she reclaimed her weapon.

Still, the gender reversal of having Gadot play the warrior protagonist (and originating from a matriarchal society of physically strong and empowered women) and Pine as the sexy sidekick is refreshing and unique. Early on, when Prince meets Trevor’s oppressed secretary and chastises a room of male generals, it seemed Jenkins was heading in potentially radical directions. If only the film could have kept its focus and not settled for by-the-numbers comic book movie tropes.

Wonder Woman peaks during a tre-

mendously exciting battle on the German front lines (and yes, that now iconic and ridiculous guitar riff blares away). But the third act is a disaster. Once again, we have an explosion-heavy final battle with the bad guy sporting a stupid helmet, shaking his fist and yelling, “I will destroy you!” To no one’s surprise, Zack Snyder co-wrote the screenplay.

For all that’s crammed in here, there’s no invisible jet and, despite an early tease, no Batfleck cameo. I understand why Jenkins wouldn’t reprise the Wonder Woman TV series theme music but why on Earth didn’t she include a cameo appearance by Lynda Carter? Gadot may be wearing those “satin tights, fighting for our rights,” but Carter did it first and far better. ■

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2017 Cliburn Competition Live In Cinemas- PG-

Diary of a Wimpy Kid- PG- 2D THU 12:00 2:10.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

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2D SAT 12:55.

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The K-Love Fan Awards ‘Ignite Hope’- PG- 2D TUE 7:00.

Everything, Everything- PG13- 2D THU 12:10

Wonder Woman-PG13- 2D THU 10:00 10:30 11:00

It Comes At Night-R- 2D THU 7:00 10:40. 2D FRI-WED 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:40 10:10.

Megan Leavey-PG13- 2D THU 7:20 9:00. 2D FRI-WED 1:00 3:50 7:00 10:00.

The Mummy-PG13- 2D THU 7:10 9:50, 3D THU 7:40 10:20. 2D FRI-WED 1:00 4:00 7:00 9:50, 3D FRI-WED 1:30 4:30 7:30 10:20.

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie- PG2D 12:10 4:50 7:10, 3D THU 2:30 9:30. 2D FRI-TUE 12:10 4:50 7:10, 2D WED 12:10 4:50 7:40, 3D FRI-WED 2:30 9:30.

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2D FRI-WED 12:20 12:50 3:50 6:20 6:50 9:50, 3D FRI-WED 1:20 3:20 4:20 7:20 9:20 10:20.

Baywatch-R- 2D THU 12:50 1:30 3:50 4:20 6:40 9:20. 2D FRI-WED 1:10 4:10 7:10 10:00.

Alien: Covenant- R- 2D THU 12:50 4:30 10:20. 2D FRI 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:10, 2D SAT 7:40 10:10, 2D SUN 5:00 10:10, 2D MON 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:10, 2D TUE 2:20 5:00 10:10, 2D WED 5:00 10:10.

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IT COMES AT NIGHT - R - Horror/Mystery The world may have gone to hell, but one guy’s household is pretty sweet–until a young family arrives looking for help. 97 min.

THE K-LOVE FAN AWARDS ‘IGNITE HOPE’ - NR - Concert/Special Event - This is a fan-voted award show for Christian music. 120 min.

MEGAN LEAVEY - PG13 - Drama/War - Based on the true story of how a young Marine and her combat dog saved a lot of lives during the Iraq War. Stars Kate Mara. 116 min.

THE MUMMY - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Some old guy (Tom Cruise) does battle with a slightly older mummy (Sofia Boutella). Also stars Russell Crowe as Dr. Jekyll because Universal Pictures is rebooting all their old monster flicks and apparently the Wolfman wasn’t available. 110 min.

SOME LIKE IT HOT - NR - Comedy/Romance - Special screening of the 1959 classic romantic comedy about two male musicians who dress as women to hide from the mob. Stars Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon. 121 min.

NOW PLAYING ALIEN: COVENANT - R - Sci Fi/Horror - In yet another Alien prequel, humans go into space, then get eaten by ravaging space aliens. The end. 122 min.

BAYWATCH - R - Action/Comedy - Yet another stupid TV show gets rebooted because Hollywood hates all things creative and imaginative. Stars The Rock and Zac Efron.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - The team’s adventures continue as they learn about Peter Quill’s true parentage. 136 min.

KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD PG13 - Action/Adventure - Yet another remake of the legend of King Arthur, his sword Excalibur, etc. Stars a bunch of pasty white guys. 126 min.

PIRATES OF CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Johnny Depp returns yet again to play Captain Jack Sparrow, who this time is looking for the Trident of Poseidon or some such trinket. 129 min.

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS:THE FIRST EPIC MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy - Two kids hypnotize their principal into thinking he’s a goofy superhero. Stars Kevin Hart and Ed Helms. 89 min.

WONDER WOMAN - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Gal Gadot plays Diana, warrior princess of the Amazons, who finds her destiny trying to bring an end to the First World War. See this week’s film review. 141 min.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: THE LONG HAUL PG - Comedy/Family - A family road trip goes way, way off course. Been there, done that. 91 min.

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EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING - PG-13 - Drama/Romance - A teen who’s somehow allergic to everything falls for the boy next door. 96 min.

BORN IN CHINA - G - Documentary - Disneynature presents this look at young pandas, golden monkeys and snow leopards in China. 76 min.

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Pualani Kanaka‘oleKanahele

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS HEMP HISTORY WEEK CELEBRATION - Until- Sun. Jun 11. This year’s national Hemp History Week theme of “Breaking Ground’ will be experienced at various events throughout the weekend.

Learn more about the future of the “Maui Hemp Economy” in the sectors of agriculture, foods and beverages, medicine, construction, biofuels and more. Hawaii Farmers Union United, Hfuuhi.org LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY: HEMPY HOUR - Fri. Jun 9. In celebration of Hemp History Week, the Maui Hemp Institute will be in Campbell Park to disseminate information on hemp and hemp related products. Various Lahaina locations will have MBC’s Hemp ESB beer on tap and hemp pupus. Maui Jam will play Hawaiian music along with hula dancing and more. 4:30pm. Lahaina Town Party, (Front Street, Lahaina); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com ‘OLD SCHOOL FRIDAYS’ - Fri. Jun 9. From MTV Jams, The Grind, Spring Break and Total Request Live, the one and only DJ SKRIBBLE comes to rock the hottest old school party on Maui. 21+. $10. 9pm.

King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com MOONLIGHT MELE - Sat. Jun 10. The event will feature Hawaiian music by the UH Maui College Institute of Hawaiian Music with instructor Keola Donaghy. George Kahumoku, Jr. and local entertainers like Coelho Morrison and Damian Paiva will also be featured. This concert series benefits the Maui Historical Society. Children 12 and under are free. $5. 5pm. Hale Ho‘ike‘ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org

STAGE SHOWS WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Jun 8. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Jun 10. Join Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Jun 10. Amor de Pollo de Verano! It’s summer and love is in the air! And who doesn’t love comedy improv? Bring a can of food for Maui Food Bank or check-in on Yelp for $2 off cover. $10. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com

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MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sundays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui. Grabel is a magician, illusionist and headlining entertainer. Direct from Las Vegas, he brings to Maui a hilariously skillful show that is fun for all ages. Tickets start at $49 for adults and $24.50 for children under 12. Special VIP meet-and-greet packages, Kama‘aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

Willie K as he rocks the house with blues, rock, Hawaiian, and sometimes even opera. $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Jun 9. Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Ka an Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castaw CastawayCafe.com

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MAUI FOODIE KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Jun 8. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, also offering free historical and cellar tours. 10am. MauiWine, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Jun 8. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50.

3:30pm. MauiWine, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com BOMBAY SAPPHIRE COCKTAIL CONVERSATIONS - Thu. Jun 8. Join Bombay Sapphire for an interactive, engaging and tasty foray into the world of gin at the Pool Cafe terrace. There will be craft cocktails to pair with specialty appetizers from the resort culinary team. $39.

3:30pm. The Ritz-Carlton, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Jun 8.

Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the chef. $50. 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree ROMBAUER WINE DINNER - Thu. Jun 8.

Reagan Rombauer Blackwood, granddaughter of founder Koerner Rombauer, hosts an intimate wine dinner paired with the innovative cuisine of Chef Alvin Savella. Reservations required. $130. 6pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The RitzCarlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Jun 8. Enjoy the electric sounds of

PR PROJECT COCKTAIL: TIKI G GODS, OLD AND NEW F Fri. Jun 9. Discover the joy of Tiki. Learn the colorful history of what’s arguably the most fun form of cocktail in the US. Join as a master mixologist gives you an example of the p past and of the future of th tropic tradition. 7pm. this Lu Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui 8 Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont. com/keacom/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

special centennial themed exhibition. One hundred pieces are on display in this commemorative exhibition. 9am. Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com VICTORIA WUNDRUM - Until - Fri. Jun 30. Victoria Wundrum paints beautifully in watercolor, oil, acrylic and pastel and also creates jewelry and mixed media constructions. Come by the gallery and watch this talented artist create pieces live every Friday in June. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com WILLOW NORRIS - Until- Fri. Jun 30. Willow Norris uses aquatinting, scraping, burnishing and incorporating the use of fine pigmented wax, making the works truly mixed media. Norris will paint in the galley every Friday in June. 2pm. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com NIKKI MOSS - Until- Sat. Jun 17. Nikki Moss does a variety of florals, landscapes and portraits which have been in many juried exhibits in Maui. Her best known works are the flamboyantly feminine mindscapes. 12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com CHRISTINE WAARA - Until - Tue. Jun 27. Meet this delightful artist and watch her paint in person every Tuesday in June. 1pm. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com

SUNDAY BR BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Jun 11. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

ART TOUR - Thu. Jun 8. View original art by local artists and tour one of the only two Frank Lloyd Wright Buildings in Hawaii. Tour packages include discounted dining and golf rates. Reservations required. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com

ROMBAUER WINE BRUNCH - Sun. Jun 11. The Rombauer Wine brunch will leave you wanting to rest in your hammock the remainder of the day.

They will create omelets and pair them with your wine selections. There’ll also be truffle potatoes, a soft shell crab Oscar, fruit, cheeses, nuts, charcuterie on the tables and more. $75. 11am. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com

PAPAHANAUMOKUAKEA PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBIT - Thu. Jun 8. The collection celebrates the conservation of biodiverse ecosystems as marine monuments come under review by the Trump Administration. The exhibit includes 30 individual mounted photos from photographers David Littschwager and Susan Middleton. 9am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com

WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jun 11.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Jun 14. The luau dinner show Huaka‘i: Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and a fantastic buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE EXHIBIT: PIERO RESTA-ILLUMINATUS - Until - Sun. Jul 16. This retrospective exhibition honors an artist whose life’s work was infused with passion and spiritual transcendence within natural and mythological worlds. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org KALUANUI CENTENNIAL EXHIBITION - UntilThu. Jun 22. Celebrate 100 years of Kaluanui with a

WORLD OCEAN DAY ‘ART WALK’ - Thu. Jun 8.

Celebrate the beauty of the ocean through art. Five local artists will display their artwork throughout the Aquarium’s exhibit. Featured artist include: Brian Heustis, Todd Hummel, Anthony Simone, Jaz Kelber and Francine Walraven. Artwork will be available for purchase. 10am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com MARISELA BRACHO - WATER KISS - Thu. Jun 8.

Marisela Bracho will be the featured artist in the Banyan Tree Gallery for the month of June. “Water Kiss” features acrylic paintings, digital collage prints and the poetry book Water Kiss, written, designed and illustrated by Bracho. 6pm. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com AKAKU UPSTAIRS PRESENTS: A NIGHT OF ART AND CULTURE - Thu. Jun 8. Maui artist Dale Zarrella will share the inspiration behind his sculptures, which includes myths and legends of Hawaii. Learn about his visit to the Vatican to deliver “The Resurrection” to the Pope himself. Free.

6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org OPEN CALL TO ARTISTS - Thu. Jun 8 - Wed. Jun 21. In the wake of many local, national and global tragedies, we’re exhibiting an open call art show in the theme of “current events.” Drop off works at the gallery in Haiku anytime before June 21. The gallery opening is June 23 and works will hang for a month. Further details online. 8pm.

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Everyone Loves the 80s w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Leilani Wolfgramm, CRSB, Tukay & Amn, 9:45pm $20

Saturday Night Blast w/DJ Blast, 10pm $10

Mark Johnstone & Friends, 6:30pm, no cover

We Want The Funk w/ DJ Blast, b4 10pm is free, $5 b4 10:30pm, $10 after

Flat Jackson, 9:30pm $5

Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar 7am

MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED- Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON-Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE- Jazz at the Cat 7:30pm WED- Benny Uyetake 7pm

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House Music

DJ, 10pm

Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

MON- Corona Day, TUE & WED Pool League

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

lished local artists creating amazing art along with live music from professional musicians and recording artists. 5:30pm. Cafe Cafe Maui, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-283-2739; Cafecafemaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jun 9. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com BLAKE HILL’S WALL OF LAVA - Fri. Jun 9. Blake Hill is the featured artist for the month of June in the Old Jail Gallery. “WALL OF LAVA” will be his photography developed on metal; all art work will feature the beautiful and magical flow of lava from the Big Island. 6pm. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com ELLEN LEVINSKY - Tue. Jun 13. Ellen Levinsky will demonstrate her art techniques in the Banyan Tree Gallery. Stop by and meet the artist and see her beautiful creations. 10am. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

POLITICAL EVENTS MAUI ‘THROWDOWN THURSDAY’S’ RALLIES Thu. Jun 8. Every Thursday, peaceful resistance continues in response to the many untenable policies the new administration is proposing that threaten democracy.

Everyone is invited to come out and bring a sign reflecting why you march and make your voices heard! 4pm.

University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu MICHAEL MARKRICH AT NISEI VETERANS MEMORIAL CENTER - Sun. Jun 11. The Nisei Veterans Memorial Center (NVMC) continues their quarterly Speaker Series with author Michael Markrich and his research on the 100th Infantry Battalion. The talk will be followed by the premier of NVMC’s summer exhibit “One Puka-Puka: The Purple Heart Battalion.”

2pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd.); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org

TICKETS ON SALE ‘RED, WHITE AND TUNA’ - Fri. Jun 16 - Sun. Jul 2.

Laugh along as they return to the Town of Tuna, Texas, where the Lion Club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies. Showtimes are Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm (no performance on June 18). 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com

MON- Movies & Martinis 7:30 & 9:30pm, TUE-Latin Nights w/salsa music & dancing, 10pm, WED- Curtis Love, 8pm

Saturday Sessions w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

CASANOVA CHARLEY’S

DJ Kurt’s Underground Dance Party ($1 cover goes to charity),10pm

Frisky Friday w/ Skinny Guy, 10pm

DJ Gary Oneal 9pm-close

WED- Ladies Night 2.0 w/ Jay P & Beau Bordeaux 10pm $10

WED- SIN w/ DJ Andrew, 10pm

DJ Illz, 9pm-close

MON- Karaoke w/ Brant Quick 9pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm

Trivia Night 7pm

SIN w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday, 6pm DJ Gary O'neal 10pm

Thunder & Lightnin’, 7-10pm

I-Drive, 7-10pm

‘STRINGS N FINZ’ OCEAN CONSERVATION BENEFIT - Sat. Jun 17. This is a celebration of ocean conservation in motion. Hosting a group of top musical acts and personalities to share music and stories, including Captain Paul Watson, founder of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, as the keynote speaker and 2017 honoree. 21+. $95. 12pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com MAMO ON MAUI: WEARABLE ART SHOW Sat. Jun 17. The PA‘I Foundation present MAMo on Maui for the fourth consecutive year. A component of the Maoli Arts Movement, the wearable art show celebrates Hawaiian design in fabric and clothing. $35-65 ($65 ticket includes advance trunk show). Trunk Show starts at 6pm. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAUI POLICE DEPARTMENT’S C.S.I CAMP 2017 - Mon. Jun 19 - Fri. Jun 23. This is a “Crime Scene Investigation Experience” for high school juniors and seniors. Topics include crime scene photography, crime scene diagramming, testing for blood, bullet trajectory, fingerprints, human remains recovery, evidence collection, autopsy and more. Free. 8am. County of Maui’s Forensic Facility, (1831 Wili Pa Loop, Wailuku); 808-463-3830 JAMES VAN PRAAGH - Thu. Jun 22. Join medium and spiritual teacher James Van Praagh for an unforgettable evening of spirit. He’ll be a conduit, channeling messages, guidance and encouragement from loved ones in the spirit world. $65-95.

7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HO‘OLAULE‘A OHANA LUAU - Sat. Jun 24. This is St. Anthony School’s biggest fundraiser of the year. The festive event features live Hawaiian music, ono food, prize drawings and lots of camaraderie and fun. Tickets are $30 pre-sale (by June 19) or $45 at the door, $10 for keiki 6-12, free for keiki 5 and under. 5pm. St. Anthony School, (1618 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4978; Sasmaui.org MIGRATIONS: LUAU SHOW - Wed. Jun 28.

Immerse yourself in an authentic Polynesian dance with master of ceremonies, dancers, musicians and fire artists, Manutea Nui E, a hula halau.

There will be traditional ‘awa ceremony with performer at each table and custom head lei made with master lei maker. $199. 5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com

I-Drive, 7-10pm

Trivia Night, 9pm

MON-Bingo 9pm, TUE- $5 Tuesdays, WED- Wine Down Wednesday, 8:30pm

Paul Marchetti Band w/ Emil Richards, 7-10pm

MON- Gram Namcarrow 7-10pm, TUE- Mark Johnstone 7-10pm, WED- The Maui Boys 7-10pm

EVERCLEAR: SO MUCH FOR THE AFTERGLOW 20TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR - Sat. Jul 1. See Everclear with special guests Vertical Horizon and Fastball. Everclear is donating $1 per ticket sold to Sweet Relief Musicians Fund, an organization that provides financial assistance to career musicians, venue workers, production staff, crew members, and their families suffering from injury, illness or disability. $30.50-100. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 8 BLOOD BANK OF HAWAII: MAUI AND MOLOKAI BLOOD DRIVES - Until- Mon. Sep 4. Blood donors, who take the time to save lives will be entered to win a weekly giveaway of a $100 Foodland gift card, as well as the grandprize of a three-night neighbor island getaway compliments of Castle Resorts and Hotels, including airfare on Hawaiian Airlines and a $250 gift card. Go online for location and times. Blood Bank of Hawaii; 808-848-4770; BHS.org GIRLS IN THE LINEUP SUMMER INTENSIVE PROGRAM - Until - Fri. Jun 30. Girls In The Lineup is a sports empowerment program for girls ages 13-18. They will use sports, the ocean and mentorship to give the girls the tools they need to be strong, healthy and happy. Enjoy swim, SUP, ocean skills, yoga, leadership and more. 8am. Kelea Foundation, (250 Alamaha St., Kahului); 808-214-9048; Keleafoundation.org STONEWAVE SUMMER SKATE CAMPS - UntilFri. Jun 30. Youth ages 4-16 will enjoy activities include skateboarding, basketball, ping-pong, and swimming at Baldwin Beach. 8am. Paia Youth and Cultural Center, (28 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8354; Pyccmaui.org REGAL’S SUMMER MOVIE EXPRESS - Until- Wed. Aug 2. During the Summer, Regal will present family-friendly movies such as The Book of Life, The Lego Movie, Madagascar 3, Minions, The Peanuts Movie, Rio 2 and Boxtrolls for $1 admission. A portion of all proceeds will go to the Will Rogers Motion Picture Pioneers Foundation.

10am. Maui Mall Megaplex, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 800-326-3264; Mauimall.com MAUI COUNTY STORM DRAIN STENCIL EVENT - Thu. Jun 8. Storm drain stenciling messages help people be mindful of how their actions

on land can affect our stream and ocean health.

Join the volunteer team to help paint awareness messages of “No Dumping–Drains to Ocean” at storm drain locations near High, Main and Market Streets. 8am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com SUMMER OCEAN SAFETY PROGRAM - Thu. Jun 8. Makena Golf and Beach Club introduces Kiai Kai Keiki Academy, a complimentary summer ocean safety and stewardship program for Maui’s youth ages 8-18. Free. 8:30am. Makena Golf and Beach Club; Makenagolfandbeachclub.com HOSPICE MAUI PRESENTS ‘WHEN GRIEF IS COMPLICATED’ - Thu. Jun 8. The program is 2.5 hours, with an additional 30 minute local discussion required for CE credits. 8:30am. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu GROOVE TO MOOVE - Thu. Jun 8. Bring your walking shoes and get “moving” together toward a healthier community. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com PUBLIC OPEN HOUSE - Thu. Jun 8. Time for another open house at Maui Grown Therapies, one of the island’s first medical marijuana dispensaries. This will be a “Pau Hana” event. Guests must be 21 or older. 4pm. Maui Grown Therapies, (44 Pa‘a St., Kahului); 808-866-7576; Mauigrowntherapies.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Thu. Jun 8. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Tuesday and Thursday. 6:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com WISDOM FLOW STUDIOS PLAYCARE AND KEIKI CLASSES - Thu. Jun 8. Wisdom Flow Studio offers after school keiki classes such as hula, hip hop, ballet and more. They also have a midday drop-in PlayCare program to support busy parents.

8:30am. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com TAI CHI - Thu. Jun 8. Southern Praying Mantis will present a tai chi demonstration and a class with Master Sifu David Morane. All ages welcome.

Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Karaoke, 9pm-close

Dat Guyz, 9pm-close

Live Island Reggae, 9pm-close

Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON- Karaoke 8pm, TUE- Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

Rick Glencross

Guest Musician

Rick Glencross

John Bowser

MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE- Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan, WED- Guest Musician

Ma’a 6:30pm-8:30pm

Tori Dixon & Friends, 8-10pm

Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

Benny & Rock 6-8pm

MON- Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

PARADISE GRILL

2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 662-3700

PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Jun 8.

Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HULA LESSONS - Thu. Jun 8. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETINGS - Thu. Jun 8. Recovering alcoholics share a common purpose, to assure that Alcoholics Anonymous will continue to be available to those who need. 8am. AA Central Office, (info@aamaui.org); 808-244-9673; AAmaui.org

FRIDAY, JUNE 9 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Jun 9. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, JUNE 10 CREATIVE LAB HAWAII - ANIMATION PUBLIC PANEL - Sat. Jun 10. This is designed for individuals who are interested in learning more about producing animation. Speakers include Kaaren Lee Brown, Jeff Gill and Andrew Robinson. Free. 5pm. MEDB’s Malcolm Center, (1305 N. Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); 808-875-2300; Medb.org CRUISE NIGHT WITH NOCTURNALS CTC - Sat. Jun 10. Cruise with Maui’s car and truck club and their friends as they showcase their low riders and lifted vehicles every 2nd and 4th Saturdays. Free. 5:30pm.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com PA‘U O HI‘IAKA ANNUAL GARAGE SALE - Sat. Jun 10. Halau Pa‘u O Hi‘iaka annual yard sale will offer many items like clothes, household items, books, children items, food, DVDs and videos, furniture, farmer s market and more. 7:30am. Punana Leo o Maui, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-244-5676; Ahapunanaleo.org E-CYCLING - Sat. Jun 10. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St.,

Jim Spector, 5:30pm Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmon’s Jr., 6:30pm-8:30pm

Naor Native Project, 7-9pm

Makai Jazz, 6:30-8:30pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9pm

MON-David Connolly 7-9pm, WED- (Closed for Private event after 4:30pm)

Throwback Thursday w/ DJ, 10pm

Hot Friday’s w/ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

Euphoria w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm

Video Mix, 10pm

MON-Free Pool all day, TUE- SIN 10pm, WED- Wild Wednesday w/ DJ 10pm

Thirsty Thursdays & Free Pool

Karaoke w/ Brant Quick & prizes 8pm-midnight

Karaoke w/ Brant Quick & prizes 8pm-midnight

Dart Tournament, NBA & NHL

MON- NBA & NHL, darts & pool, TUE- $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & 9-ball Tournament

Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Jun 10. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Jun 10. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. $20-25.

4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Jun 10. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila every Saturday and Sunday.

1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Jun 10. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3:00pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, JUNE 11 HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Jun 11. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jun 11. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every class is a party! Every body is welcome. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jun 11. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com

MONDAY, JUNE 12 OUTDOOR YOGA - Mon. Jun 12. Sandy Callender, registered yoga teacher and Kripalu certified, will show you how using traditional yoga postures and breath work in your practice will bring you greater flexibility and strength, and a deeper connection to your wholeness. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Jun 12. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua, singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6:00pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-5799261; Makawaounionchurch.org AUTHENTIC AND FUN ZUMBA CLASS - Mon. Jun 12.

Join a super high-energy Latin fitness dance class with Latin Instructor Carolina from Chile. It will be 70 percent Latin rhythms and 30 percent pop. Cost is $5 for Gym members, $7 non-members. 6pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym, (1279 S Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-214-6737; Mauipowerhousegym.com

TUESDAY, JUNE 13 UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Jun 13. It’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com E-CYCLING - Tue. Jun 13. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards.

The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 14 GINTONG PAMANA LEADERSHIP AND SCHOLARSHIP AWARDS BANQUET - Wed. Jun 14. The prestigious Gintong Pamana (Golden Heritage) Leadership Award shall be presented to five outstanding individuals. 2017 Awardees are: Khara Jabola-Carolus, Hayde Sim, Venus Rosete Medeiros, Corrine Reyes Arquero, and James “Kimo” Simpliciano. $50. 5:30pm. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIE’S KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining CANE AND CANOE AT MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin and Dayan Kai 5:30-9pm; Sun, Gary Larson Duo 9am-12pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scott Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Fri, Joe Bene-

det 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; Sat, Scot Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Sun, Joe Benedet 4:30-7:30pm; Sun, Scot Freeman 8-11pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan Shulman 8-11pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks Maguire 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks Maguire 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI - ThuWed, Local Live Entertainment 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Garrett Probst 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Kendall and The Armadillo 10:30am-12:30pm; Sat, Kendall and The Armadillo 10:30am-12:30pm; Sun, Alex Calma 10:30am12:30pm; Mon, Ian Galleisky 10:30am-12:30pm; Tue, Jason Macapulay 10:30am-12:30pm; Wed, Ronnie Lawrence 10:30am-12:30pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett Probst and Keali’i Lum 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO AT HYATT REGENCY MAUI Thu, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Stephanie Falcone 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 5:307:30pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Josh Sumibcay 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com

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Sign Language GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin recently decided to host a couple women-only viewings of Wonder Woman. These two showings created a ridiculous backlash among small-minded, petty, entitled guys who resented that they were being excluded from just two showings. Their privileged mindsets, which couldn’t accept being left out of anything, became the object of righteous ridicule all over the Internet, but also demonstrated the bubble that men live in in this country and their obliviousness that there are many things non-white, non-straight non-male people are left out of in this world. This week, if you are part of the privileged, be understanding that those who aren’t in your lucky shoes sometimes need a space of their own. And if you’re not a white straight dude, seek out spaces that are there to celebrate who you are.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Sure, you can punish a kid for doing something bad, or reward them for being good, but this is absolutely the most limited way to prepare someone for a rich and fulfilling life. Forget consequences and treats, which might work on a small child but would never work on anyone able to think for themselves. At some point, the only way to get a person to conform to your ideals or methods is to convince them that it’s simply the most satisfying or effective way. If you can’t convince anyone of that, you have to ask yourself: why the hell did you choose it?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Leos, ruled by the sun, are sometimes as impossible to ignore as the massive ongoing nuclear reaction that sustains life on Earth. People do ignore the sun, though, or forget about it, or take it for granted.

Clouds get in the way. Air conditioning cools them down, and they forget all about the warmth and radiance you offer. That’s not easy on a Leonine ego, but you have to get over it. Although people can do without you for short periods, they do ultimately need you. Get through your social dry spells without getting bitter. They won’t last long.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

We’re moving ever closer to a transparent society. Lots of people Instagram, tweet, or otherwise document their lives. Many cops have begun video-recording every encounter in case the footage is useful in court.

Ubiquitous public cameras and drones utterly shatter the illusion of privacy. Although this has its downsides, I think it’s mostly positive; greater transparency means greater accountability. The more people know about you, the more impressed they’ll be, and the more you know about them, the more choices you’ll have, like whether to nail their asses to the wall, or forgive them, for what they’re doing (or not doing).

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Most studies about weight loss or weight gain seem to show one thing: fat people tend to stay fat, in the long run, and skinny people tend to stay skinny. Of course, a determined person with a long-term plan could probably have whatever body shape they want, but mostly our bodies find a size they’re comfortable with, and push us to return to that whenever we diverge from it.

So what does this mean? We can’t change? No, I don’t think so. It’s just that the change you’re contemplating might require a bit more effort than you’re putting in. You choose: Call it quits, or step it up three notches. There’s no point in simply continuing as you have. You’ll just fail.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You’ll find as you get older that you just get better and better. Some other signs find aging bewildering, and don’t know how to cope as they and their friends become old and die. But Scorpios are more prepared for these inevitabilities, and so you’re not shocked by wrinkles and other signs of age. In fact, you can be a bastion of strength, support and guidance as people freak out.

Scorpios need to ripen. That should be a comforting feeling, to know that every taste of you someone gets will, generally, be more satisfying and delicious than the last.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Anyone who’s determined can make a podcast. The medium’s exploded in the last decade, not because there’s tons of money in it. And yet I still think you could call them a tremendous success, if you judge them simply on their variety, interactivity, and phenomenal creativity. What values are you applying to your life at the moment? Is the thinness of your wallet influencing your sensibilities? Please don’t let it. Assess things on the richness they bring to your life, not the riches.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Capricorns excel at selective deafness and deliberate ignorance. Sometimes you choose to dumb yourselves down or blind yourselves to certain things, in order to maintain the status quo. It’s not that you can’t cope with inevitable change, it’s that sometimes you’re the last ones to do so. Screw that.

I’m fed up with your reputation as the intractable dinosaurs of the zodiac. The truth is you’re better equipped, resources-wise than most of the rest of us to thrive in dynamic circumstances. I’ve never, ever doubted that you can. The question is: will you?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

The scientific community, throughout the last century or two, has usually presented its findings as fact, when in fact they’re simply theories. We human beings actually don’t know much about anything, even though we sometimes act as if we’ve got it all figured out. Most people just accept what they hear without questioning it. You can’t be so generous. One of your jobs, Aquarius, is Bullshit Detector. This week, read between the lines, out loud, for the rest of us. Don’t be swayed by propaganda and unsubstantiated accusations or statements. We need the truth, and you might be the only one who can penetrate that far and share it with us.

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PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Every Pisces I know uses coping mechanisms that ultimately make things harder on themselves.

Getting wasted, to use an obvious example, might enable a grand night, but will make being productive and happy during the next day or two much harder.

My advice? Take a month off from your crutches.

Don’t drink, smoke, have cheap sex, or whatever it is you do to supposedly make life a little easier to bear.

After 30 days without your comforts and buffers, you will know more clearly what you should add back in to make life better–and what you shouldn’t, because it does more harm than good, overall.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

The Tyrannosaurus Rex we grew up with is a myth.

So might be the one some paleontologists present now, but still they believe their theories to be closer to the truth: T-Rex was probably a slow-moving scavenger, not the roaring, monstrous predator that tickles our imaginations. The Aries most people have in their brains is a myth, too. Sure, just like the supposed king of the dinosaurs, you can have your impressive moments, and you’re certainly capable of being larger than life. But you’re also a million other things. Even though those other aspects are less dramatic than most Ram stereotypes, they’re no less relevant. Unravel some astrological prejudices this week by showing off some of your less obvious facets.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Information wants to be free, they say, and sometimes it breaks out and spreads virally, like the code that lets tech-geeks copy various types of video discs.

The supposed powers that be tried to censor it; consequently, it exploded all over the Interweb. Trying to cover something up or suppress it will only backfire.

(Books banned by the Christian right, for example, often skyrocket up bestseller lists.) Secrets get out.

You’re deluding yourself if you think yours will stay hidden forever. When information you don’t want known surfaces this week, don’t get in its way. It will just knock you down and continue on, stronger.

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