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MAYOR TALKS, CRITICS MOVE TO IMPEACH

Overheard “The sleepiness will go away once you go to sleep.”

-Guy talking to another guy at a bank in Kihei, Mar. 10

When I asked County Communications Director Rod Antone if he’d like to comment on the impeachment petition, he emailed back, “Not really.”

TOURISM IMPACTS WEST MAUI FINALLY FOR SALE On a happier note, the new book Tourism Impacts West Maui, published by the North Beach-West Maui Benefit Fund at the end of 2016, is finally available from University of Hawaii Press (which distributes the book).

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A couple hours before Mayor Alan Arakawa gave his annual State of the County address on Thursday, Mar. 9, a tidy group of residents gathered at the entrance to the Maui Arts & Cultural Center (MACC). Carrying signs and upside-down Hawaii state flags, they were there to express their anger, as one demonstrator put it, at Arakawa. Their numbers swelled from about 50 at 4:30pm to nearly double that an hour later, but their message was clear: the mayor has to go.

Their signs they carried were about what you’d expect. “Respect the Culture.” “Iao is Sacred.” “County of Maui Guilty of Desecration.”

Despite the heated emotions that formed the foundation of the protest, the gathering was chill. The group of three (sometimes four) Maui Police Officers who milled about a few dozen yards back from the protesters looked, if anything, bored.

Children played on the grass. One demonstrator brought sweet potatoes from her yard for everyone. Another brought her pet pig Pua. Maui County Councilmember Elle Cochran walked around the demonstration at one point, chatting with the protesters. The most militant behavior I saw came from a handful of sign-carrying demonstrators who did a s-l-o-w march across the street in front of every car wanting to turn into the MACC. As proof of their intentions, one organizer began collecting signatures on a new Petition for Impeachment of Mayor Alan Arakawa. Dated Mar. 9, the three-page petition states that Arakawa is guilty of “malfeasance, misfeasance and nonfeasance” in regards to his authorizing the removal of rocks in Iao Valley following the flash flood storm of Sept. 13, 2016.

“The Mayor worked outside the scope of his authority under the emergency proclamations to protect the public’s safety, and instead took advantage of the emergency situation to use the Iao river

bed as a rock quarry for large quantities of harvested material for crushing,” states the petition. “The public’s safety was not in jeopardy from the river bed and boulders that had lived there for ages. By working outside the scope of his authority within the river bed, on mostly private land, to conduct emergency work within Iao Valley, the Mayor is guilty of illegal misappropriation of public funds.”

The removal of rocks–which many native Hawaiians consider to be sacred–from the Iao stream bed following the flood has sparked outrage from a few activists since it took place. Ironically, Arakawa himself recently poured gasoline on the fire by making outrageously condescending comments on Hawaii News Now. “[T]here’s no such thing as sacred rocks,” Arakawa said on HNN on Feb. 17.

“The monarchy, starting with Kamehameha… declared Christianity the religion of Hawaii. In Christianity, if I remember the 10 Commandments correctly, thou shall have no false god before me. There are no sacred rocks in that religion.”

It took two weeks for Arakawa to apologize for his remarks (which had reportedly spurred the Office of Hawaiian Affairs to issue a statement on the considerable importance native Hawaiians place on

rocks like those found in Iao), though he continued to insist that removing the rocks was necessary for public safety. He reiterated that at the conclusion of his State of the County address last night.

“Before we wrap up tonight, I would like to thank the men and women who worked tirelessly to fix Kepaniwai Park, our Flood Control along Iao and Kahoma, as well as other areas last year,” Arakawa said in the speech. “Our county crews worked fast and hard to get repairs underway, at times placing their own lives in danger. Timing was critical, because right after that flood we had another flood event on New Year’s Eve, which caused no damage due to the repairs made to our flood control.

Without those repairs, flood waters could have damaged homes from Iao Parkside to Paukukalo, and businesses all along Lower Main Street.”

As it was, Arakawa’s State of the County address wasn’t bad on the whole. It was mostly just a list of projects the Arakawa Administration is either proposing or working on. But the big takeaway was his revelation that his administration is “looking at closing down operations at our Waiehu Municipal Golf Course” because he says it loses about $3 million a year.

In any case, the impeachment petition references Section 13-13 of the County of Maui Charter. “Appointed or elected officers may be impeached for malfeasance, misfeasance or nonfeasance in office or violation of the provisions of Article 10 (Code of Ethics),” states the petition.

“Such impeachment proceedings shall be commenced in the Circuit Court of the Second Circuit, State of Hawaii.”

One organizer told me they’re trying to gather 5,000 signatures, and have only just started.

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The book is edited by Lance D. Collins and Bianca Isaki. It retails for $20. Go to UHPress.hawaii.edu for more information. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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MHS CLOSING OVERNIGHT RECEIVING KENNELS

RITZ-CARLTON KAPALUA HIRES NEW HOTEL MANAGER Kevin J. Peterson is the new hotel manager at the Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua.

Peterson will be responsible for overseeing all facets of the luxury resort, including six dining options, the Ritz-Carlton Spa, Kapalua and Jean-Michael Cousteau’s Ambassadors of the Environment program.

Peterson brings a lifetime of experience and passion for hotels to the Ritz. He grew up working for his family’s river rafting company based out of Vail, Colorado.

After graduating from the University of California, Irvine, Peterson moved to Hawaii, where he worked with the Grand Wailea Resort as Director of Food and Beverage for more than seven years. He has also held positions with Hilton Anaheim & Towers, Sandy Lane Hotel and Spa and Pebble Beach Company at The Inn and Links at Spanish Bay; Peterson most recently worked with the Hilton San Diego Bayfront Resort.

“We’re excited to welcome Kevin Peterson to our talented team here at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua,” said General Manager Mike Kass. “His expert hospitality experience and understanding of our local Hawaiian culture makes him an ideal asset and we look forward to welcoming him to the family.”

HOW THREE’S CELEBRATED ITS GRAND RE-OPENING Three’s Bar and Grill held a grand reopening on Feb. 16 that coincided with the restau-

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The Maui Humane Society plans to close its overnight receiving kennels next month. Starting April 1, all stray and owner-surrendered animals must be brought into the shelter during normal business hours, Monday through Saturday, 11am-6pm. In the case of an after-hours emergency, you can still call MHS Humane Enforcement at 808-877-3680 ext. 211 for them to pick up a stray animal.

MHS officials say that in recent years, the animal sheltering industry has moved away from overnight receiving kennels, otherwise known as drop-boxes. “We feel strongly about the work we do and the animals we help,” said Jerleen Bryant, CEO of MHS. “Having a place for animals to be left in the middle of the night with no information, sometimes sick and injured, is not in the animal’s best interest.

Closing the overnight kennels will require anyone who is turning in an animal to come into the shelter or contact Humane Enforcement to schedule a pick-up which in turn, will provide us with important information about the animals being surrendered into our care.”

Last year, 1,062 animals were dropped off to the MHS after hours. Sixty-three percent (676) did not have any information about the animal, its health or circumstances, according to the MHS. Any and all information–such as where the animal was found– could be useful in helping return an animal to its home. In the case of owner-surrenders, having medical records, and behavior and personality details can help move animals through the admissions process more ef-

ficiently and help get them into a new adoptive home faster, according to MHS. For more information about surrendering your pet or what to do if you have found (or lost) an animal, please visit the Maui Humane Society website at Mauihumanesociety.org.

Lahainaluna High School held its annual English Speaking Union Shakespeare Monologue Competition on Feb. 17 with the assistance of Theatre Theatre Maui and Shakespeare coach Katherine Cloutier.

Coach Cloutier was accompanied and assisted by actor Rick Schneideman. The students were also encouraged by their drama teacher Shan Stewart and the entire Lahainaluna drama class.

The seven student team was comprised of Emily Lorenz-Bradley, Zoe Hirschon, Kesha Pierson, Kuuipoikaheepueone Gouveia, Shawn Rabino, Erin Nishimura and Valeria Arnaez. Ninth grader Pierson placed 1st with her portrayal of Cleopatra. Arnaez (who portrayed Desdemona) placed 3rd, and Hirschon (who portrayed Imogen) placed 2nd.

The students performed their chosen monologues before an audience of theatrical peers and judges. Three well-known Maui drama actors–Bunt Burkhalter, Ute Finch and Michael Pulliam–were this year’s judges.

Pulliam and Finch have judged the competition at Lahainaluna several times. This year marks Burkhalter’s first time on the judging panel.

“It truly warms my heart to see these students spend the time and energy to meet, and better yet, to become masters of, at least, small segments of such a great body of English literature and drama,” Burkhalter said. “In my ever-humble opinion, Shakespeare was the most significant and important person of his century and it is so gratifying to see these students dig in and appreciate his art.”

rant’s (belated) seventh birthday party. The Kihei restaurant had been closed for nearly two months following a damaging fire in Fall of 2016 that ripped through the restaurant’s kitchen.

The owners worked diligently with their contractors and employees to get back up and running in just 40 days. To celebrate that effort, the restaurant’s owners thought it was important to celebrate and give back to the community.

The re-opening and belated birthday celebration was marked by a Hawaiian blessing by Kimokeo Kapahulehua.

Chef Jaron Blosser said the blessing was a way to let go of the stress from Fall, and welcome in some positive energy as the restaurant evolves and moves forward.

Also, as part of the celebration, Three’s offered customers big discounts, and maintained their annual birthday tradition of donating a quarter of the day’s sales to the Maui Arts & Cultural Center.

The donation is one example of how the “spirit of giving” matters at Three’s; the restaurant also has an ongoing Kama‘aina Giveback Program to help a different community cause every month. In 2016, Three’s donated more than $10,000 to various local nonprofits and beneficiaries as part of its Kama‘aina Giveback Program.

“Any customer who’s a local can come in and they get a kama‘aina discount, then we match that same discount and donate to a beneficiary of the month,” said chef Travis Morrin. The restaurant has donated to Team Trucker, American Heart & Stroke Association, Pacific Cancer Foundation and the Humane Society.

Giving back is a way to briefly touch on all of these causes that are important to our community, Morrin said. ■

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Although discouraging the marriage of children in developing nations has been U.S. foreign policy for years, a data-collecting watchdog group in America disclosed in February that 27 U.S. states have no minimum marriage ages and estimates that an average of almost 25,000 children age 15 and under are permitted to marry every year (“estimates” because some states do not keep records by age). Child marriage is often allowed in the U.S. if parents approve, although no such exemption is made in foreign policy, largely to curb developing nations’ “family honor” marriages–which often wreck girls’ chances for self-actualizing.

(However, “family honor” is still, in some states, the basis for allowing U.S. child marriages, such as with “shotgun” weddings.)

Researchers including Rice University biochemist John Olson revealed in a February journal article that one reason a man avoided anemia even though he had a gene mutation that weakened his hemoglobin was because he has been a tobacco smoker–that the carbon monoxide from smoke had been therapeutic. His daughter, with the same gene mutation, did develop anemia since she never smoked (although Olson suggested other ways besides smoking to strengthen hemoglobin, such as by massive vitamin C).

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Just before Christmas, Tammy Strickland, 38, was arrested in Polk County, Florida, and charged with stealing 100 toys from a Toys for Tots collection box.

Then in February, thieves unbolted and stole a PlayStation from the children’s cancer ward at Wellington Hospital in New Zealand. And Judith Permar, 56, who was found dead, stuck in a clothing donation drop-off box in Mount Carmel, Pennsylvania, in February (a result, police said, of trying to “steal” items), had driven to the box in her Hummer.

Glenn Schloeffel, vice president of the Central Bucks school board in a Philadelphia suburb, recommended that science books be viewed skeptically on “climate change” because teenage “depression” rates have been increasing. Surely, he said, one factor depressing students is reading all that alarming climate-change data. And Seattle’s Real Estate Services rental agency has informed the family of the late Dennis Hanel that it would not return Hanel’s security deposit following his January death because Hanel had not given the lease-required “notice” giving up his apartment. (He had cancer, but died of a heart attack. Washington state law requires only that the landlord provide an explanation why it is keeping the deposit.)

RUNAWAY MATH John Haskew, who told investigators that he was “self-taught on the banking industry,” evidently thought he might succeed making bogus wire transfers to himself from a large (unidentified) national bank, in the amount of $7 billion. He pleaded guilty in February in Lakeland, Florida. (He said he thought he “deserved” the money.) And Katherine Kempson, 49, deciding to pay “cash” for a $1.2 million home, forged (according to York County, Pennsylvania, deputies) a “proof of funds” letter from the Members 1st credit union. Home sales are, of course, highly regulated formalities, and several attempted “closings” were halted when her money kept not showing up.

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The highest bail amount ever ordered in America–$4 billion for murder suspect Antonio Willis–was briefly in play in Killeen, Texas, in February, set by Bell County’s elected Justice of the Peace Claudia Brown. Bail was reduced 10 days later to $150,000 by a district court judge, prompting Brown to acknowledge that she set the “$4 billion” to call attention to Texas’ lack of bail standards, which especially punishes indigent arrestees with little hope of raising even modest amounts when accused of minor crimes.

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PHALLIC NEWS FROM OVERSEAS In February, doctors at Narayana Health City in Bangalore, India, were successful in a five-hour, 20-specialist surgery normalizing an infant born with the chromosomal abnormality “polymelia”–which resulted in four legs and two penises. Doctors praised the parents, from rural Puladinni village, for recognizing the issue as “medical” and not as “superstition.” And in February, police in southern Bangladesh arrested a family that used a fake penis to convince neighbors that the family had the powers of genies (“djinns”). The villagers had known the family had a girl, but overnight the genies had “changed” her into a “boy,” thus frightening the villagers into making offerings to the family.

UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS Unhappy Ending: Clifford Jones, 58, was killed in a one-vehicle crash in Detroit in January, having lost control of his car because, according to Michigan State Police, he was distracted by watching pornography on his cellphone. He was also not wearing pants. And Leslie Ray Charping, 75, of Galveston, Texas, lived “much longer than he deserved,” according to his daughter, in a widely shared obituary in February, in a life that “served no obvious purpose.” The death notice referenced his “bad parenting” and “being generally offensive,” and closed with “Leslie’s passing proves that evil does in fact die.” ■

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The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua is hosting the 25th Celebration of the Arts April 14 & 15, 2017. Hawai‘i’s premier hands-on art and cultural festival will also feature for the first time a farmers co-op that would focus upon Polynesian fruits, vegetables and packaged goods. Also making its debut will be the Kapalua Konane Challenge…a tournament of strategy using the Hawaiian game similar to checkers. 16 players will be vying for the championship title.

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n Jan. 22, 2017, millions of people all over the world marched in the largest demonstration in American history.

In over 500 cities in the U.S. and another hundred around the world, people gathered in protest and solidarity the day after the inauguration of President Donald Trump. And it all started here on Maui.

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The spark of the march came from Hana resident Teresa Shook, who posted the idea on Facebook last November.

From that seed grew the Women’s March on Washington, with sister marches planned all over the world.

No one was sure what the marches would look like before they happened. On Maui, thousands gathered on the University of

Hawaii Maui College great lawn. Robin Pilus was shocked. “What I had initially envisioned was a small, dedicated group,” says Pilus, who was one of five women, all private citizens with no political or organizational affiliations, who helped organize the march.

But the Women’s March on Maui took on a life of its own, and Pilus estimates that around 5,000 people showed up. “It was

amazingly organic,” Pilus said. It was an inclusive event with performances, speeches, creative, funny and poignant signs, and a short march with which the Maui Police Department was “amazingly helpful” in helping to orchestrate traffic.

The feeling was one of hope–for many, the first since the election. “I have always believed that it is our responsibility to

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trying to give Maui community members an opportunity to fan the flame.

There was no single direct aim of the march. Some marched for solidarity, camaraderie, protest, to assert dissent, resistance. Some marched for women’s reproductive health rights. And the after-

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We’re all busy with our lives, but we need to get out there, and get active in our community. Get engaged in some way–join anything.

Get out of your Maui shell.

math has a similar goal of being whatever people want it to be.

There’s a difference between a party and a movement. A movement implies action, and that’s what the women are encouraging. In a philosophy of free-market activism, they are encouraging Maui community members to get involved with any cause they care about. Whether environmental, social, national or local, “We just want to encourage people to do something,” says Lee. “It’s messy,” Vial admits.

One action for that to happen are “Huddles,” which are popping up in different parts of Maui. The Huddles are an opportunity for like-minded individuals to get together to make action plans, phone calls, talk or even just network with each other to meet others in the community.

At a recent Huddle that Vial attended in Haiku, the message was that the participants wanted to focus on “positive, non-partisan, local action” such as focusing on banning sunscreens that damage coral reefs, rather than resistance. The organizer of the Huddle says that “for now, it’s all grass roots happy chaos,” and the group is comfortable with that. That’s how change starts.

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of science as a belief to feel a deep frustration and a need to do something about it.

The March for Science organizers had reached out to Pilus to get her take on it, and she’s offering them some guidance.

“It’s more impactful when there are many opportunities for people to participate in,”

said Lee, recognizing that people have different motivations for getting involved.

“I want Maui people to get out of their shells,” said Vial. Another project the women are working on is Wahine Week, April 10-15. It’s a serious of lunches, workshops and events to empower and encourage women in the community.

“We’re not claiming to have all the answers, or know exactly the right way forward,” said. Cox. “I just want the Women’s March to help create a kinder and more inclusive community,” Pilus added.

Pilus continues to stay involved and hope others in the community will, too. “I would ask [Maui community members] to continue to stay informed and inquisitive,” she said. “Be open to positive communications, be open to entertaining other people’s ideas. Stay involved, and keep up with what’s happening with the Women’s March so we can continue to be a collective.”

“We’re all busy with our lives, but we need to get out there, and get active in our community,” says Lee. “Get engaged in some way–join anything. Get out of your Maui shell.”

Pilus said the march showed her the power of the individual and the power of the collective. “This started with one person, and it spread to seven continents and millions of people,” she said. Where it ends is up to us. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

HOW TO GET INVOLVED • Attend the March for Science on April 22. Find it at Marchforscience.com or look up the Facebook group “March for Science – Maui” • Join a Huddle/Neighborhood Action Group. Find more information at Womensmarchhawaii.com/nags • Be a part of Wahine Week, April 10-15. Go to Wahineweek.com for more information

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fight inequality and to choose education rather than ignorance and denial, but I was surprised to see the amount of likeminded men and women who showed up,” says Jessica Nakasone-Koki, a nonprofit and Community Client Liaison who marched with her teenage daughter. “The march inspired me to persist and take action more frequently.”

There’s been a shift on Maui in the last five or so years. There’s more energy and empowerment with collective action, especially around local politics, from GMOs to Iao Valley to land use rights. At a recent community meeting about TEACH LLC and the planned usage of the old Maui High School, the Paia Community Center was packed to overflowing, with the line of people giving testimony reaching out the door. Frustration, nationally and locally, has inspired even those who never considered themselves activists to start speaking up.

Six weeks after the march, I sat down with some of the women of the Women’s March on Maui to talk about impact, ideas and what’s next for political action and organization for the participants of the Women’s March on Maui.

We met at Front of House in Kahului, a new event resource center created by Aleta Lee, owner of Epic Lighting. She frames the place as a hosting spot for nonprofits and other community groups.

They use the space to accommodate events and assist in planning.

All the women are busy with day jobs, but find the time and energy to devote to political side projects. Deborah Vial is a realtor who marched in Washington and has since become politically active on Maui for the first time in her life. “I became unbubbled,” said Vial. “I realized we should wake up and speak up.”

“We just wanted to be heard,” says Pilus. I asked her if she believed the message was heard. “Yes,” she said. “Even if we just heard each other, that’s important. It was just as much as an encouragement for each other as an opposition. Trump represented misogyny, disrespect for persons with disabilities and racism, and people just needed to feel empowered.”

There was a burst of energy after the election channeled through the march. “We don’t want that ember to die,” says Jen Cox, a marketing and communications consultant who attended a march in Santiago, Chile. “We can’t do everything, but we can all do something,” said Cox. The women are

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Large crowd at the Women’s March on Maui

“That’s where this is going,” Vial said.

“People are going to start participating in their communities more. There are all these small things you can do that are positive.

We’re all getting worn out on ‘resisting.’

The idea is to engage in a positive way.”

Anyone can start or participate in a Huddles through the Women’s March on Maui website, with opportunities to reconvene. Social media played a cornerstone role in the movement and social media continues to be a means of connection and organization. “We are just trying to encourage action–whatever it is that fuels your fire, do it,” says Lee. And the Women’s March has been a part of inspiring others to want to organize.

Nationally, lawyers and scientists are mobilizing to march nationally, and local organizers have stepped up to plan a March for Science here on Maui on Earth Day, April 22. The politicization of environmental issues, coupled with new Environmental Protection Agency Director Scott Pruitt denying that carbon emissions have a role in climate change, has led educators, scientists and really anyone who doesn’t think

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shipping and traveling, too. The cookies have a long shelf life, and you can freeze them.

They are really good if you want to take them anywhere, travel with them for gifts.You can also buy a lot and freeze them. As long as you don’t open the bag you can keep it for up to six months. It was really hard to figure out the packaging. What I would really like to do is seal each cookie. That is what I wanted to do from the beginning but it is really expensive for the little bags. I would need a machine that seals each one, kind of like Big Island Candies.”

Fukuoka says she can individually package special orders for weddings or events.

If you want to create an order to ship out, she does all of the arrangements for that as well, and takes shipments to the post office. It’s all online at Mauimanjookies.net too. For her fresh baked breads, you order during the week for pick up on Friday.

“My bread recipe took about two years of trial and error,” says Fukuoka. “It’s the texture of bread that I like to eat. It’s the kind of food

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ike’s Mini Mart isn’t your usual mini mart in Kahului.

One of the first things you’ll notice is the magnificent aroma of baking cookies. Next you’ll notice the rows of cookies among the stand-up coolers housing sodas, juices and energy drinks. In fact, all of the shelves are dedicated to the Maui Manjookies, a product that proprietor Jannelle Fukuoka developed herself as a gift for friends and family.

“I would rather bake more than cook, for sure,” says Fukuoka. “I like cooking too, and I started with plate lunches here in the Mini Mart but I just moved more into the cookies. When you have to cook for a crowd it’s different. I didn’t like it as much. You know what’s good about the baking? Cookies stay fresh for a long time, versus food. You can gift it better. It’s a good gift item. Nowadays people just go to the store and buy things. They don’t make

things anymore. So I really liked that I could make something for my friends and family and give it to them for Christmas.

Things that they liked to eat, but couldn’t get anywhere else. That got me baking.”

Little by little after she opened Mike’s Mini Mart, she phased out an array of plate lunches, salads and sandwiches to focus on the Manjookie.

“I think the thing is people get confused,” says Fukuoka. “They think the Manjookie is a manju but it is not. That is why I named it Manjookie. People ask me how I came up with the name. Well, it looks like a manju but it tastes like a cookie. It’s not really a cookie because it’s a cross between a manju and a cookie. It’s my own recipe.

It looks like a manju but it doesn’t taste anything like that traditional Japanese treat.

It’s more like a pastry. It’s kind of like a little pie with my own fruit that I make. I make everything from scratch.”

The hybrid inspiration comes from her grandmother’s and mother’s recipes, but Fukuoka says she tweaked it a lot to make it to her taste.

“The traditional manju is bland to me,” says Fukuoka. “My mom and my grandma

were born in Japan. I haven’t travelled there.

They had their own manju recipes, but I found them super-bland and really traditional. So when I had my grandma try my recipe, she said, ’That is not manju, but it tastes pretty good!’ I took the basic recipe and recreated it to make it my own, but with my own taste.

I had been influenced by French pastries, and I liked my stuff sweeter.”

The Manjookie started as a hobby, and she would bake it and give it away as gifts.

But as people caught on to it, they started to ask her to bake them and she started taking custom orders to cover her costs. Then she thought her mini mart would be the perfect place to bake and market them. Now she has a few locations. They’re sold at Matsu Restaurant, Kahului Airport and Pukalani Superette. But the most flavors, selection and specialty breads that come out on Friday are all at her Kahului location, where she also bakes them. Everything is handmade from the fillings to the cookie crust.

Cookie jars and bags are all shippable gifts Her Manjookie flavors are Apricot, Azuki Bean, Blueberry, Cranberry, Coconut, Guava-Apricot, Lilikoi-Pineapple, Lima Bean, Peanut Butter, Peanut Butter dipped in Chocolate, Strawberry, Strawberry-LilikoiPineapple and Sweet Potato. These unique flaky pillows melt in your mouth.

Then there are her cookies. Crisp, delicious, and unique as well. They come in Almond, Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut, Coffee Cookie, Corn Flake, Cranberry Oatmeal Chocolate Chip, Creamy Peanut Butter, Maui Hawaiian Cookie, Mocha Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal Shortbread, Sprinkle Cookie (Kids Cookie),Shortbread, and Shortbread macadamia nut.

“The most popular flavor right now is the lilikoi pineapple,” says Fukuoka. “Peanut butter is very popular, too.”

She spent quite a bit of time researching her packaging, too.

“The bags are really good because they keep my products fresh and they are really good for shipping out,” says Fukuoka. “That is why I went with these particular bags. For shelf life,

I want to eat. Soft, chewy and dense. Not too sweet. It’s an all-around bread, very versatile dough.You can use it as a dinner roll, or stuff it, or use it as a sweet bread for anpan. I can do manapua, chicken curry, hot dogs.”

The day I visited she made a hot dog bun with a sweet honey mustard barbeque sauce. It was so good. She sells them by the piece or you can order half dozen or full dozen. As for the Manjookies, they come in bags starting at $8 or larger jar starting at $11.50. Follow her Instagram (@mauimanjookies) to find out when she makes her chocolate-dipped versions.

“If I don’t bake one day, I get so behind,” says Fukuoka. “I have to bake every day or my inventory just drops. I have to constantly bake! But it’s always fresh. I think one of the secrets to my texture is because it’s hand-rolled. But it’s a lot of work for each cookie.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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DJs Jay-P and Joralien. 3pm. (844 D Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com SPA HELANI, A HEAVENLY SPA BY WESTIN - Shamrocks a and Savasana. Join in sunset yoga c class to “om” away your ails with loc yogini Julie Mitchell, accomlocal pan panied by live music by Jimi Canha.

Com Complimentary pint of St. Patrick’s B Day Beer at Pailolo Bar and Grill following the class. $15. 5:15pm. (2365 Ka‘anap Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-2588; Westinm Westinmaui.com

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t. Patrick’s Day has grown into an annual festival when we celebrate all things Irish and Ireland. Of course, that typically means scarfing down corned beef and cabbage (yum) and guzzling green beer (yuck). As you can see from the list below, lots of places around Maui are throwing parties and offering specials. But now matter how you celebrate, it’s a time to surround yourself with good cheer and great friends. And always, please enjoy yourself responsibly!

FRIDAY, MARCH 17 HYATT REGENCY MAUI RESORT - Start your St. Patrick’s Day the healthy way and join in a shamrockin’ good time on the Halona Kai Event Lawn. There will be oceanside yoga with Passion of Movement, fresh house-made green juice, mini-massages and a green tea mask giveaway from Kamaha‘o–a Marilyn Monroe Spa and contest and prizes from Ka‘anapali Golf Courses. Reservations required. $20. 8am. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com DOWN THE HATCH - It’s St. Paddy’s Day at DTH and they’re all about the Irish! Wear green if you don’t want to get pinched and enjoy $5 Irish beverages like Jameson, Car Bombs and Guinness. Special happenings all day, with DJ and dancing starting at 10pm. 11am. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

RO ROYAL LAHAINA RESORT G for the green at this ballGo ro room bash. Eat, drink, dance an be Irish. Support the and th theme and be sure to wear green. Enjoy a buffet with pupus, selection of Irish, Hawaiian and vegetarian entrees and desserts. Entertainment provided by Chris Serna. Tickets are $95 per person or $115 at the door, and includes two drinks. Purchase tickets online.

5:30pm. (2780 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808661-3611; Universe.com/goforthegreen SHERATON MAUI RESORT - Black Rock Lounge will feature a special pairing of three corned beef sliders with house pickles and chips with your choice of a Guinness beer or honeydew martini for $18 per person. Black Rock Kitchen offers a three-course prix fixe menu of Guinness stew with cheddar puff pastry, choice of traditional Irish corned beef meal or Maui-style fish and chips and Irish creme chocolate cheesecake with Baileys milkshake and Oreo crumble. $45 per person. 5:30pm.

(2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY: MENEHUNES AND LEPRECHAUNS - All you menehunes shake it Leprechaun style. There will be live music by The Lambsbread and Pearl Rose and fire dancing from circus performers Eve and Travis.

Cozmic Theo will presents his power folk artistry.

Maui Line Dance Group will be there, and Cal and Tony’s ‘Get Up And Dance’ will give brief lessons. There will also be face painting by Melissa Buck of Rainbow Chameleon Art and balloon creations from Crystalline. Don’t forget the classic car showcase, silent auction and ono grindz from Makawao restaurants and the pop up food court. 6pm. (Baldwin Avenue); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT NT ST. - Celh live music by ebrate St. Paddy’s Day with Hi Country. There will be a special corned beef, braised cabbage and boiled red potameson shots and toes meal for $32 and $5 Jameson green beer. 7pm. (744 Frontt St., Lahaina); nfrontst.com 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR - Show up on St. Patrick’s day test for the first ever karaoke contest with cash prizes and all kindss of est giveaways. Prizes go to best male, female and duet singers.. A special prize will be awarded to e. the best Irish-inspired costume. u); 8pm. (928 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4804 KIMO’S - Celebrate St. Patrick’s k’s ce Day with Eric Gilliom and Vince ge.

Esquire in the oceanfront lounge. a); 8pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com CLUB ALI‘I NUI - St. Patrick’s Day Red Party on the sea! Walk the “Red Carpet” as you come aboard the Ali‘i maran, Nui, Maui’s luxurious sailing catamaran, for a night to remember. Dance to music provided by one of Maui’s premier DJs. A preth all your favorite mium open bar will be offered with libations. Book online. 21+. $99. 8:30pm. (Slip 56, Ma‘alaea Harbor); 808-875-0333;; Clubaliinui.com GE - Join DJ DecAMBROSIA MARTINI LOUNGE ka for a St. Patrick’s Night Partyy with drink specials. 9pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.);; 808-891-1011; Ambrosiamaui.com CASANOVA - Come and join the party!

Illumin8, a high vibe alternative indie rock band, will host a St. Patrick’s Day dance party. Featured musicians include Matt Hefner, Brandon Lund, Brooks Shepherd, Andrea Walls, Randi Anne, Chelleigh Starfish and Rasa Priya. 9:15pm. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT - Head to the north and enjoy this ‘90s night event for St. Patrick’s Day with DJ Blast. $10. 10pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com AMBROSIA MARTINI LOUNGE - St. Patrick’s Day Dance Party with DJ Decka. 10pm. (1913 S. ); 808-891-1011;; Ambrosiamaui.com Kihei Rd.);

SATURDAY,, MARCH 18 MAKAWAO UNION CHURCH - Celebrate St. h jigs and d reels!

Patrick’s Day b by d dancing to Irish Live traditional music by the Aloha Celtic Session.

No partner or experience necessary. Sit-in musicians welcome. Bring three friends, get in free. $5-10. 6:30pm. (1445 Baldwin Ave.); 808-5799261; Makawaounionchurch.org

SUNDAY, MARCH 19 KOA PUNA ST. PADDY’S DAY POKER RUN - Meet in the parking lot of Burger King on Ka‘ahumanu Avenue in Kahului. The run ends at Mulligan’s in Kihei. 9am. ■

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DIAMOND’S ICE BAR AND GRILL - Enjoy this St. Paddy’s Day Bash with fish and chips, Shepherd’s Pie and corn beef and cabbage.

11am. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Spend St. Patrick’s Day at Maui’s only Irish owned and operated restaurant and bar. Live entertainment provided by the Glenn Innes Session Band, David Connolly, Pete Sebastian and Peter Hamilton from Fish Tank and The Celtic Tigers. No cover before noon. $10 from 124pm, $20 after 4pm, doors open at 11am.

(100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com THE DIRTY MONKEY - Get Dirty at Lahaina’s BIGGEST St. Patrick’s Day party, with drink specials, swag giveaways, live music and dancing. Taking the stage at 9pm will be

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, MAR. 16 ‘NOGALES: STORYTELLERS IN CARTEL COUNTRY’ – You can see Nogales: Storytellers in Cartel Country at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). The production is about Jose Antonio Elena Rodriquez, a Mexican teen fatally shot by the U.S. Border Control while crossing the border into Nogales. It’s an original theatrical piece that focuses on the victimization of an innocent bystander and the tension that lies along the U.S./Mexico border. $28. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Joan Osato

PUNANA LEO O MAUI – Picnic For Poki with Punana a Leo O Maui will be at the Ka‘ahumanu Church. This edition of the Hawaiian Music Concert Series will feature the students, parents and teachers of the Punana Leo O Maui Hawaiian language immersion preschool. Join them as they prepare for their annual Ho‘omau fundraiser. Bring a blanket or low backed chairs and your lunch. Free. 11am.

Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720. Photo courtesy of Hoomau.com

FRIDAY, MAR. 17 KAMA‘AINA NIGHTS WITH SISTA VAL – Kama‘aina Nights with Sista Val will take place at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. This family friendly event happens every third Friday of the month. KPOA’s MC Sista Val will be the Master of Ceremony, and she’ll be accompanied by the ‘Ahahui Ka‘ahumanu halau. The opening ceremony will be a Hawaiian cultural procession with oli, pule, hula, mele and a lei draping by the Royal Societies of Hawaii. The main headliner for the evening is Nahelu Music. Free. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Sista Val

MAPA’S 2017 SPRING GALA – The Maui Academy of Performing Art’s 2017 Spring Gala, titled “Parisian Cabaret,” will happen at the Kamehameha Golf Club. Attend as a cabaret star and get ready for a night out in Paris. Feathers, sequins and tassels are encouraged.

There will be live performances, classy libations, great food and a live auction. $150+. 6pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Mauiacademy.org.

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FRIDAY, FRID DAY AY, MA MAR. M R. 17 ST. P PATRICK’S DAY – Check out St. Patrick’s Day at Dow the Hatch. This will be the big St. Patty’s Day event Down on the Westside, so make sure to wear green so you don’t get pinched! They’ll be celebrating througho out the day with Irish drink specials (Jameson, Car Bo Bombs, Guinness), live music and dancing, a DJ and an Irish Jig startin starting at 10pm. Free. 11am-2am. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com.

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ART FRIDAYS – There’s live art and music every Friday at Cafe Cafe in Lahaina. This weekly event features a cafe bustling with coffee, live music and live art showcases from island artists. It’s a great place to wind down after a long week, and an even better place to find new friends at a sweet hangout spot in Lahaina Town. Free. 5:30pm. Cafe Cafe, (129 Lahainaluna Rd.); 808-661-0006; CafeCafeMaui.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Cafe Cafe Maui

SA AT TU UR RD DAY MAR SATURDAY, MAR. 18 JOY OF WRITING INTENSIVE – Time for the Joy of Writing Intensive with Jasmine Boswell. At a venue in Haiku, writers and want-to-be writers can learn more about how to be published, writing for enjoyment and getting past writer’s block.

Jasmyne is an author, writing teacher and coach who will help you reach your writing goals. $99+. 10:30am. Jasmyne Boswell, (Haiku); 808-268-5807; Jasmyneconsulting.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Jasmyne Boswell

PIGS + PINOT + PIZZA – Get ready for Taverna’s first anniversary bash, and they’ll be celebrating with the 3 P’s: Pigs, Pinot and Pizza. Attend in resort-casual attire and delight in tasty selections from eight chef action stations. Taverna will also be deputing their signature Private Label Pinot Noir made by Gary Burk of Costa De Oro Winery in Santa Barbara. A portion of proceeds will go to the Maui Culinary Academy. $100. 6pm.

Taverna Kapalua, (2000 Village Rd., Kapalua); 808-667-CIAO; Tavernamaui.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SATURDAY, MAR. 18 QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU FESTIVAL – No surprise that the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Birthday Festival happens at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. Head to Kahului to celebrate the birthday with live Hawaiian entertainment, cultural demonstrations, education and history booths. The ‘Ahahui Ka‘ahumanu Society will be there selling merchandise as part of its efforts to educate the community in Hawaiian culture. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com.

Photo: Aubrey Hord

‘THE TRIAL OF THE BIG BAD WOLF’ – Watch The Trial of the Big Bad Wolf at the Iao Theater this Saturday, Mar. 18 and Sunday, Mar. 19. Find out if the Wolf is the villain or the victim, the three pigs are innocent or at fault, and if the jurors are solid citizens or characters from the past. Will the media accurately report the proceedings, or will they turn the courtroom into a circus? Watch Maui’s rising talent in this awesome stage production that was originally written by Joseph Robinette. $6-10.

Saturday at 11am & Sunday at 1pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com.

PhotoCourtesy Maui OnStage

SATURDAY, MAR. 18 KUANA TORRES KAHELE – Kuana Torres Kahele will perform at the MACC. Kahele, a songwriter, musical vocalist, record producer and dancer, is one of the most popular entertainers in Hawaii and Japan, where he runs a Hawaiian music and culture school. This is a perfect event to check out with your family and friends. $20 for children 3-12 years, $40 for adults. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of MACC

KIP MOORE – Kip Moore will be performing at the MACC. Hailing from Georgia, Kip has a rustic voice and compelling lyrics.

He’ll be playing tunes off of his album Wild Ones, so you’ll get a chance to hear him singing songs like “More Girls Like You.” His sound is built on space and swagger, so we’re thinking you’ll definitely enjoy yourself. Prices increase $5 day-of-show. $29.50-49.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Kip Moore

WEDNESDAY, MAR. 22

SUNDAY, MAR. 19 SPRING POPS WITH HAPA – Check out Spring Pops with HAPA at the MACC. It should be a pretty awesome show with the talented Maui Pops Orchestra playing in unison with HAPA. Enjoy a perfect fusion of feel good music with poetic lyrics, acoustic folk-rock, classical instruments, hypnotic guitar runs and amazing vocals. Half-priced for students 18 and under. $20-55. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauipops.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/HAPA

BIG BEATLES SINGALONG – There’s a BIG Beatles Singalong at Mulligan’s on the Blue. Have you been jonesing to belt out “Strawberry Fields Forever” at the top of your lungs? Or, maybe you just want to interject your voice during your favorite part of “Hey Jude.” However you want to rock out, you’ll be joined by Louise Lambert, Steve Craig and the House Shakers as they play Beatles hits. $20 advance tickets are available at Mulligan’s, Bounty Music, Lahaina Music, Mandala in Paia or online. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Louiselambert.com. Photo courtesy Louise Lambert

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

'Logan' The final Wolverine film is very brave, but never fun ★★★★★ Rated R / 137 Min.

H

ugh Jackman has decided to hang up the Adamantium claws for good after this, his latest and reportedly final X-Men thriller. After nearly two decades of increasingly bigger, hit and miss sequels, as well as prequels, off-shoots, stand-alone vehicles and cameos, Jackman’s Logan is as direct, spare and no-nonsense as its title.

Jackman’s Logan is no longer The Wolverine but an aged, tired, kicked around and glum ex-superhero, working as a limo driver and taking care of the ailing Professor X (played by Patrick Stewart). The discovery of a little girl (Dafne Keen), who demonstrates mutant abilities that match Logan’s, inspires the two former X-Men to head off on a cross-country chase. With truck loads of smarmy villains in pursuit, Logan and Professor X struggle to protect the girl and ponder whether their unknowable destination will only lead to the end of their mutant era.

Director James Mangold’s film is an ambitious, bold risk. One can admire how the supposedly final Wolverine film is not only dark

and ultra-violent but also ugly.Yet, the decision to make a R-rated X-Men movie comes as a slap in the face to a core member of the film’s fan base: children. Seriously, Mom and Dad: do not take your kids to see this. If Deadpool was a giddy assault on good taste, then here’s a similarly crass, no-holds-barred comic book yarn, but without the cushion of self-referencing humor.

This is the third collaboration between Jackman and Mangold (the first is the bestforgotten Kate & Leopold). While they once again are striving to surpass the expectations of modern comic book movies, this one is full of clichés and choices that don’t work.

Bringing back the X-23 angle was especially unwise and since when does Professor X have as big a potty mouth as Logan?

The creative peaks for this franchise are Bryan Singer’s X-Men: Days of Future Past from 2014 and, particularly for Jackman and Mangold, their 2013 collaboration, The Wolverine. Despite an admittedly silly ending, it contains the Hiroshima opener and bullet train chase, sequences that are minimasterpieces. That film has an elegance and intelligence in the way it addresses Logan’s existence as a living breathing weapon.

Logan, on the other hand, is a neo-western

Sweet! Is this where they're showing that new Wonder Woman movie?

that over-uses its R-rating and doesn’t entirely connect on an emotional level.

Mangold has covered this thematic territory before, particularly in his 1997 masterpiece Cop Land. Despite references to Shane and Johnny Cash playing over the ending credits, it’s hard to think of a western in any age this shamelessly gory. Making this a hard-R and (if you can believe this) even more violent than John Wick: Chapter Two, Mangold has certainly made a gritty, nasty piece of work. It’s also business as usual, both as a comic book movie and as a road/chase drama.

The heart of the film isn’t newcomer Keen’s good-yet-limited work but Stewart’s superb turn. Following his equally surprising villain role in last year’s Green Room, Stewart once again shows us something we’ve never seen him do before. Jackman is excellent as

always, hitting the demanding scenes are hard as one of his gym routines. He’s been playing this role off and on since 2000, has always given it everything he’s got and, if this is his swan song, goes out swinging like a champ.

On the other hand, I recall another razor clawed super-star combo, Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger, announcing retirement... then coming back for two more movies.

Logan starts strong, builds its story and characters nicely, takes some wrong turns, then becomes redundant and tiresome.

Here’s something I’ve never thought before while watching an X-Men movie: “aw, not another action sequence!”

The novelty here is that Wolverine is now the Willy Loman of the Marvel Universe and this is his blood-soaked Death of a Salesman. Logan is an admirable stretch but it’s never fun. ■

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presents

APRIL 01, 2017 | 7:30 PM MAUI ARTS & CULTURAL CENTER

Starring Frederica von Stade To Purchase Tickets MauiArts.org / 808.242.SHOW To learn more about the show visit HawaiiOpera.org

with a FAB Live Band featuring Louise Lambert, Steve Craig & the House Shakers WEDNESDAY March 22nd 7pm at MULLIGANS ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St. * Kihei, HI 96753 * 874-1131 $25 at the door. $20 Tickets in advance available at: Mulligans, Bounty Music, Lahaina Music, Mandala & at www.louiselambert.com or call 808-205-3971

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6

Lego Batman Movie- PG- 2D THU (11:40 2:00

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

5:10) 7:20 10:40. 2D FRI (11:40 2:00 4:40) 7:20 9:50, SAT-SUN (11:40 2:00) 4:40 7:20 9:50, MON-THU (11:40 2:00 4:40) 7:20 9:50.

Hidden Figures- PG- 2D THU (12:50 3:40) 6:30 9:20. 2D FRI (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:40, SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:50 6:40 9:40, MON-THU (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:40.

La La Land- PG13- 2D THU (2:20) 7:40. 2D FRITHU (1:50) 7:20.

La La Land Sing Along- PG13- 2D THU (11:30 4:30) 10:30. 2D FRI (11:30 4:50) 10:00, 2D SAT-SUN (11:30) 4:50 10:00, 2D MON-THU (11:30 4:50) 10:00.

Lion-PG13- 2D THU (11:30 1:40 4:20) 6:40 9:20. 2D FRI (11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:10, SATSUN (11:50 2:20) 5:00 7:40 10:10, MON-WED (11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:10, THU (11:50 2:20 5:00) 10:10.

Table 19- PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:00 4:20) 7:00 9:30.

Beauty and the Beast-PG- 2D THU 8:00, 3D

THU 7:00. 2D FRI-THU 10:30 11:00 11:30 1:20 1:50 4:10 4:40 5:10 7:00 7:30 9:50 10:20 10:50, 3D FRI-THU 2:20 8:00.

Kong: Skull Island- PG13- 2D THU 10:45 11:15 11:45 1:35 2:05 4:20 4:50 5:20 7:00 7:30. 3D THU 2:35 8:00. 2D FRI-THU 10:45 11:45 1:35 2:35 4:20 5:20 7:15 8:15 10:00 10:50.

Logan-R- 2D THU 11:30 1:25 2:25 5:20 7:15.

2D FRI-THU 10:35 1:40 4:45 7:45 10:45.

The Great Wall-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 2:40 5:00 7:45.

Moonlight-R- 2D THU 10:30 4:30.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Belko Experiment- R- 2D THU 7:30 10:40.

2D FRI (11:40 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:40 2:20) 4:50 7:30 10:00, MON-THU (11:40 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:00.

Before I Fall-PG13- 2D THU (12:00 2:10 5:00) 7:10 10:00. 2D FRI (11:50 2:10 4:30) 6:50 9:10, SAT-SUN (11:50 2:10) 4:30 6:50 9:10, MONTHU (11:50 2:10 4:30) 6:50 9:10.

Logan- R- 2D THU (12:10 12:40 3:30 4:00) 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20. 2D FRI (12:10 12:40 3:20 3:50) 6:30 7:00 9:25 9:50, SAT-SUN (12:10 12:40 3:20) 3:50 6:30 7:00 9:25 9:50, MON-THU (12:10 12:40 3:20 3:50) 6:30 7:00 9:25 9:50.

Get Out-R- 2D THU (11:30 2:30 4:50) 8:00 10:40. 2D FRI (11:30 1:50 4:20) 7:00 9:30, SATSUN (11:30 1:50) 4:20 7:00 9:30, MON-THU (11:30 1:50 4:20) 7:00 9:30.

The Great Wall-PG13- 2D THU (2:30) 7:30. 3D THU (11:40 4:40) 9:40. 2D FRI (11:30 2:30 4:30) 7:40 10:10, 2D SAT-SUN (11:30 2:30) 4:30 7:40 10:10, 2D MON-WED (11:30 2:30 4:30) 7:40 10:10, 2D THU (11:30 2:30 4:30) 7:40.

The Shack- PG13- 2D THU (11:40 1:50 5:00) 7:30 10:30. 2D FRI (11:30 2:00 4:40) 7:10 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:30 2:00) 4:40 7:10 10:10, MON-THU (11:30 2:00 4:40) 7:10 10:10.

John Wick: Chapter 2-R- 2D THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:40 10:20. 2D FRI (11:40 2:10 4:20) 7:10 9:40, SAT-SUN (11:40 2:10) 4:20 7:10 9:40, MON-THU (11:40 2:10 4:20) 7:10 9:40.

THURS | 3/16

MARK JOHNSTONE & FRIENDS 6:30p-8:30p • No Cover!

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Beauty and the Beast- PG- 2D THU 7:00, 3D

THU 10:00. 2D FRI-THU (1:00) 7:00, 3D FRISUN 4:00 10:00, MON (4:00) 10:00, TUE (4:00 10:00), WED-THU (4:00) 10:00.

Kong: Skull Island- PG13- 2D THU (12:30) 7:15. 3D THU (3:40) 10:05. 2D FRI (12:30) 3:40 7:15, SAT-SUN (12:30) 3:40 7:15, MON (12:30 3:40) 7:15, TUE (12:30 3:40 7:15), WED-THU (12:30 3:40) 7:15. 3D FRI-MON 10:10, TUE (10:10), WED-THU 10:10.

Logan-R- 2D THU (12:45 3:30) 6:45 9:55. 2D FRI (12:15) 3:30 6:45 9:55, SAT-SUN (12:15) 3:30 6:45 9:55, MON (12:15 3:30) 6:45 9:55, TUE (12:15 3:30 6:45 9:55), WED-THU (12:15 3:30) 6:45 9:55.

Get Out- 2D THU (1:00 4:00).

FRI | 3/17

90’S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST 10pm • $10

SAT | 3/18

KANEKOA

TALES OF THE FRUIT STAND MYSTIC CD RELEASE CELEBRATION

NA HOKU HANOHANO AWARDS NOMINATION FOR BEST REGGAE ALBUM OF 2016

9:00pm • $10

SUN | 3/19

BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR!

MON | 3/20

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

TUES | 3/21

TOM CONWAY

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

WED | 3/22

RYAN ROBINSON

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER 142 HANA HWY

PAIA

808.579.8085

EVENTS

Drama set on the U.S./Mexico border Beauty and the Beast opens this week

Nogales: Storytellers in Cartel Country TONIGHT 7:30 pm McCoy

NEW THIS WEEK BEAUTY AND THE BEAST - PG - Fantasy/ Musical - Emma Watson stars in this live-action version of the famous fairy tale in which a young woman falls in love with a buffalo. Also stars Dan Stevens. 129 min.

THE BELKO EXPERIMENT - R - Action/Horror - Eighty Americans get locked in a corporate high-rise for a twisted game of kill-or-be-killed.

Mmm… science. 88 min.

NOW PLAYING BEFORE I FALL - PG13 - Drama/Mystery - A young woman has to relive her last day over and over for a week. Stars Zoey Deutch. 99 min.

GET OUT - R - Comedy/Horror - A young black man visits his white girlfriend’s estate. 93 min.

THE GREAT WALL - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A white man (Matt Damon) saves China from dragons because whatever, brah, life is meaningless. 103 min.

HIDDEN FIGURES - PG - Drama - The story of three female African-American mathematicians who played a crucial role in early NASA space missions. Based on a true story. 127 min.

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 - R - Action/Thriller Former hitman John Wick returns to the criminal underworld, where he discovers there’s a price on his head. Yawn–been there, done that. 122 min.

KONG: SKULL ISLAND - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - A bunch of army guys go to Skull Island to find King Kong in the 1970s because whatever–it’s a monster movie. Stars Brie Larson, Tom Hiddleston and John C. Reilly. 120 min.

LA LA LAND - PG13 - Drama/Musical - A pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. Then crazy stuff happens. Stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. 128 min.

LA LA LAND SING-ALONG - PG13 - Drama/ Musical - Watch the film starring Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling in a sing-along format. 127 min.

THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Lego Batman (voiced by Will Arnett)

struggles colorful Lego criminals, his own Lego loneliness and the Lego boy he adopted. 104 min.

Country Music Star

LION - PG13 - Drama - A man in Australia returns to his native India to find his lost family. 118 min.

SAT March 18 7:30 pm Castle

KIP MOORE

Musician, Vocalist, Songwriter

Kuana Torres Kahele

LOGAN - R - Action/Drama - In 2029, Wolverine and an ailing Dr. X care for a young mutant girl who’s being chased by evil agents. See this week’s movie review. 137 min.

SAT March 18 7:30 pm McCoy

MOONLIGHT - R - Drama - The story of an African-American man, from childhood to adulthood, who grows up in Miami. Stars Mahershala Ali. 111 min.

Spring Pops With Guest Artists, Hapa

THE SHACK - PG13 - Drama/Fantasy - A sad man gets an invite to meet God at some shack. 132 min.

LAST CHANCE TABLE 19 - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - A maid of honor gets dumped by the best man, but then attends the wedding anyway. Stars Anna Kendrick and Lisa Kudrow. 87 min.

The Maui Pops Presents

SUN March 19 3:00 pm Castle Grammy-Winning Icon

Bonnie Raitt

FRI March 24 Amphitheater

7:00 pm / Gates 5:00 pm GALLERY

Akihiko Izukura: The Way of Natural Textiles

Through Sunday, 3/19 10-5 FREE

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS SOUL KITCHEN - Fri. Mar 17. Dance to one of Maui’s hottest bands. Enjoy music by Naor Nave, Sue S. Westcott, Michael Elam, Bruce Boege, Kevin Garland, Kerry Sofaly, Marcus Johnson and Tempa Singer Nave. $10. 7pm. Maui Coffee Attic, (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-250-9555.

HUI O WA‘A KAULUA BENEFIT - Sat. Mar 18.

Makai Glass will be hosting the first of a series of benefits for the Maui community with Hui O Wa‘a Kaulua Maui’s Polynesian Voyaging. The event begins with live music by Eric Gilliom, live glass blowing

by Makai Artists and a short film on the launch of the Mo‘okiha O Pi‘ilani by Epic Aerial Productions. Food and beverages will be provided by Kama Hele Cafe. $20. 5pm. Makai Glass Creations, (903 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-419-6685; Makaiglass.com SKY LOUNGE KAHILI - Sat. Mar 18. Hit up this club night for Top 40, EDM and hip hop jams. Dress to impress. 21+. $20. 9pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com FEEL THE VIBES WITH THE LAMBSBREAD Sat. Mar 18. Hawaii’s reggae family the will be performing their hits, as well as new songs from their upcoming album. The Lambsbread is known for their solid roots riddims and amazing stage show. 21+. $10. 9pm. Diamond’s Ice Bar and Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com KANEKOA CD RELEASE CELEBRATION - Sat. Mar 18. Kanekoa will have a North Shore album release party for Tales of the Fruit Stand Mystic.

He was nominated for the Na Hoku Hanohano Award’s Best Reggae Album of 2016. Members of Maui’s own Soul Kitchen Maui will open the show.

Sponsored by Kona Brewing Company. 21+. 9pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com A-PLUS LIVE - Sat. Mar 18. Hip Hop legend APlus from Hieroglyphics and Souls of Mischief will be playing with international reggae/dancehall artist Soulmedic. They’ll be backed by DJ Irie Dole and hip hop artists Darrow and Jah Sun. 21+. 9pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com JAZZ METROPOLIS WITH LEE NORRIS Wed. Mar 22. Mana O Radio 91.7’s Lee Norris of Jazz Metropolis hosts this three-hour Work Jazz House Set live on the patio every Wednesday. It’ll fuse jazz and house sets, creating a cool atmosphere for networking and relaxation. Specials on pupus and cocktails and the burgers are supreme.

4pm. Cow Pig Bun, (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-875-8100; Cowpigbun.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS’ - Until Sun. Mar 19. Maui OnStage presents Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, which will keep you laughing, humming and guessing to the end. Performances are Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $20-40. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you enjoy cocktails, ap-

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petizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $ $59.99 Adults. ee. Kama‘aina K and miliChildren 5 and under are free. offfers are tary rates, and dinner partnerr offers e, available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI, THE BEATLES TRIBUTE - Wed. Mar 22. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over twenty years. They continue to perfect their performance with sound-alike vocals and the original instruments to pay tribute to the songs that defined a generation. Ticket start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11). Ten percent discount for kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); Lah 808-365-7535; Fourev Foureverfabshow.com

GE GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR JR.’S SLACK KEY S SHOW - Wed. Mar 22.

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Stables for the dinner and (5900 L. Ho Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); The Menu will be seasonal and prepared 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering.

COMEDY NIGHT WITH BRIAN MICHAEL’S Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take Wed. Mar 22. Head to Makawao and enjoy late pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. night laughs with some of Maui’s best local comeBYOB. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Kedians. Presented by Maui Comedy Live and hosted awe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com

by Brian Michaels. No cover. 8pm. Stopwatch ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui TheSportsbar, (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380. atre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Mar 16.

Mauitheatre.com Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varietISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL ies, also offering free historical and cellar tours. 10am.

CRUISE - Fri. Mar 17. Get onboard for lots of fun, MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local

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reggae star Marty Dread. Additional savings for PWF Members and Kama‘aina. 21+. 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org FREE RANGE FUN - Sat. Mar 18. The Free Range Comedy Troupe will be in Haiku, making improvised comedy out of your suggestions.

Bring a food donation for the Maui Food Bank and receive $2 off cover. $10. 7:30pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; Mauifreerangecomedy.com MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sun. Mar 19. Sundays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui. Grabel is a magician, illusionist and headlining entertainer. Direct from Las Vegas, he brings to Maui a hilariously skillful show that is fun for all ages. Tickets start at $49 for adults and $24.50 for children under 12. Special VIP meet-and-greet packages, Kama‘aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN’ - Sun. Mar 19. Rick Scheideman will perform his one-man show at the Pioneer Inn courtyard. Enjoy a preshow dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show.

Reservations are recommended. $22. 6pm. Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com SPONTANEOUS THEATRICAL COMEDY! Sun. Mar 19. Open improv jam featuring the Maui Improv Players. Anyone can play. $5. 6pm. Heritage Hall, (401 Baldwin Ave., Paia); .

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Mar 16. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm.

MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com WINE TASTING - Thu. Mar 16. Featuring the Frank Family Vineyard. Email your RSVP to jennifersc522@yahoo.com with the subject line WINE TASTING. 6pm. A Saigon Cafe, (1792 Main St., Wailuku); 808-243-9560; Asaigoncafe.com HAPA DINNER SHOW - Thu. Mar 16. Enjoy a fun filled evening of great Hawaiian music and dine from a select menu of wonderful entrees, pupus and cocktails starting at 6pm. $35 in advance, $40 day of show. 7:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Mar 17.

Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95.

5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com MAUI TASTEMAKERS SERIES - Fri. Mar 17. Join Japengo every Friday in March to continue their Maui Tastemakers series celebrating passion for using fresh and locally grown products. This month they are partnering with Adoboloco Hot Sauce, Kauai Sweet Shrimp and Molokai Sweet Prawns. $80. 5:30pm.

Japengo at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com

VIVO AND VINYASA BY POPUP YOGA MAUI - Sat. Mar 18. MauiWine and PopUp Yoga Maui present a special yoga class with by Reda Boustani and Amber Tesoro. The class will be followed by wine tastings and popup shopping by Mahiku Active Wear, LuLaRoe and Little Beach Shack. 21+. 9am.

MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com SUNDAY BRUNCH AND BLOODY MARY BAR - Sun. Mar 19. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 10am.

Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections paired with light bites. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Mar 19.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Mar 22.

A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials.

Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm.

Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com

ART SCENE ART MAUI 2017: RECEIVING DAY - Calling all artists! Art Maui is about to begin for 2017 with their 39th annual juried exhibit in the Schaefer International Gallery coming up in April. It's time to register NOW, register online at Artmaui.com by March 21st. Receiving day is on Sat. Mar 25. 9am5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE CROSSROADS USO EXHIBIT - Until- Fri. Mar 31. Displays depicting the USO on Maui from its opening in January 1943 until the war ended in 1945 include original artwork, historical stories and memorabilia. Free. 10am. Makawao History Museum, (3642 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2482; Makawaomuseum.org QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION-STUDENT ART CONTEST - Until Sat. Mar 18. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center and ‘Ahahui Ka‘ahumanu invite all Maui, Molokai and Lanai students to participate in an art contest in celebration of Her Majesty’s 249th birthday. Entries will be accepted at the QKC Guest Service desk until Festival Day Mar. 18 by 10:30am. Winners will be announced at the Center Court Stage at 2pm. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HAWAIIAN CONTEMPORARY 2017 - UntilWed. Apr 12. The gallery will display Hawaiian Contemporary works by a selection of fine art artists. Gabrielle Anderman, Melissa Chimera, Susan Schiesser, Mizu Sumida, Dian Lehr, Linda Whittemore, Carol Kouchi Yotsuda, Wanda Russell and Michael and Misato Mortara. 10:30am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com AKIHIKO IZUKURA: THE WAY OF NATURAL TEXTILE EXHIBIT - Until- Sun. Mar 19. A combined dialog within weaving, netting, entwin-

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Let’s Go Retro SIN w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Saturday Sessions w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

ILLUMIN8 w/ Rasa Prya, 9:45pm $10

A-Plus w/ Soulmedic, DJ Irie Dole, Darrow & Jah Sun, 9:30pm

Mark Johnstone & Friends 6:30pm, no cover

90s Night w/ DJ Blast, 10pm, $10

Kanekoa CD Release Party 9pm, $10

Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar 7am

MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED- Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

Will Hartzog 7:30pm-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON-Garrett Probst 7:30pm, TUE- Jazz at the Cat 7:30pm WED- Benny Uyetake 7pm

Service Industry Night

St. Paddy’s Day Bash

The Lambsbread, 9pm

Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

MON- Corona Night, TUE- Pool night, WED-Happy Hump Day!

Kanoa 2-5pm, SIN w/DJ Gary Oneal 9pm-close

St. Paddy’s Day w/Scott Baird 3-6pm, DJ Jay-P & Joralien 9-11pm

Johnny Ringo 3-6pm, DJ Stylz, 9pm

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MON-Chad Kaya 3-6pm, TUE- Stephanie Falcone 11am-2pm, WED- Brant Quick 3-4pm & SIN w/ DJ Andrew, 10pm

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MON-Jon Kanekua 10:30am, TUE- Alex Calma 10:30am, WED- Ian Galleisky 10:30am, Ladies Night 10pm

Gretchen Rhodes & Houseshakers, 7-10pm

St. Patrick’s Day w/ Hi-Country, 7-10pm

Twin Souls, 6:30-9:30pm

The Rayos, 7-10pm

MON- Mick Fleetwood, Gretchen Rhodes & Eric Gilliom 7-8pm, TUE- Paul West 6:30pm, WED- The Mockers 6:30-9:30pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

ing, and dying will be visible in a large structural form for visitors to walk through and experience at the MACC’s Schaefer Gallery; Tuesday-Sunday, 10am-5pm (Also open before Castle Theater shows and during intermission). Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org JUDY BISGARD: RETROSPECTIVE - Until Sat. May 6. Maui artist and Hui angel Judy Bisgard will be featured as this year’s Retrospective Artist in honor of her contributions to Maui’s visual arts community and for her dedication and commitment to Hui No‘eau. This retrospective exhibition showcases Bisgard’s experiences with a wide range of media, from plein air paintings, fiber, encaustic, pastels, intaglio and woodcut. 5pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com WOMEN MAKES THE MALO MAKES THE MAN: AN EXHIBITION OF KAPA BY DALANI TANAHY - Thu. Mar 16 - Fri. Mar 31. In Hawaii, the Polynesian introduced paper mulberry (brousonettia papyrifera) or wauke as the preferred plant for making kapa for clothes, and other cloth-like items for everyday use. Kapa was also used extensively for temple dressings, taxes and tribute paid to the ali‘i. In this exhibition, artist Dalani Tanahy presents a stunning showcase of her recent kapa work. 9am.

Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com MAUI MASTERS 2017 ARTIST RECEPTION Thu. Mar 16. Maui’s Master Artists will donate a portion of their sales during the month of March to Lahaina Arts Association and Children’s Art Education programs. Support Maui keiki by supporting these artists. 6pm. Pioneer Inn Maui, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636 / 808-2704858; Pioneerinnmaui.com; Facebook.com/lahainaartsassociation MARTY WOLFF - Fri. Mar 17. Marty Wolff builds upon the idea that “the world and its people are quite different from the way they appear.” In addition, he applied his art to the creation of psychedelic light shows. Stop by the gallery and view a collection of his photographs. 2pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Mar 17. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they

showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com MORT LUBY - Tue. Mar 21. Mort Luby’s watercolor and oil paintings of Maui scenes have been displayed for nearly a decade at Maui Hands galleries, and he will wield his brush in the gallery every Tuesday in March. 2pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Mar 21. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers.

4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

POLITICAL EVENTS MARCH TO FREEDOM: TOPFREE AWARENESS MONTH - Sat. Mar 4 - Sat. Mar 25. Join Free the Nipple Maui for a March to Freedom for Topfree Awareness Month every Saturday in March. These gatherings will not only spread greater awareness of the legality for women to be topless wherever men can be, but also to demonstrate what topfreedom for everyone actually looks like. This is an opportunity to exercise multiple rights, including those protected by the Constitution about gathering peacefully to protest and demonstrate. 2pm. Baldwin Beach Park, (Paia); Facebook.com/freethenipmaui

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MARCH 16TH WEST MAUI COMMUNITY DISASTER PLANNING MEETING - Thu. Mar 16. West Maui’s isolation from the island’s major hospital and airport due to frequent road closures, fires and flooding have highlighted the need for special preparedness planning. Guest speaker for the meeting will be Kevin Kodama, Senior Service Hydrologist with the Honolulu Weather Forecast Office and National Weather Service. This workshop will cover flood awareness, warning and response. Recent flooding on Maui should make this flooding topic one which you should know more about. 5:30pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Westmaui.org AKAKU UPSTAIRS SALON SERIES WITH KE-

DJ Kurt’s Underground Dance Party, 10pm

MON- Movies & Martinis 7:30pm, TUE-Latin Nights w/ music and Salsa dancing 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wednesday

St. Paddy's Day w/ DJ Deka, 10pm

WED- New Ladies Night, 10pm $10

ANE CHAN HODGES - Thu. Mar 16. King Kekaulike High graduate Keane Chan Hodges has been making short films since he was seven, with a focus on action and comedy. There will be a screening of the his 80min Steps Trodden Black followed by a question and answer period about his background and process.

Free. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org GROOVE TO THE MOOVE - Thu. Mar 16. QKC, Meadow Gold Dairies and Hui No Ke Ola Pono presents Groove To Moove. Bring your walking shoes and get moving together toward a healthier community. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com WISDOM FLOW STUDIOS PLAYCARE AND KEIKI CLASSES - Thu. Mar 16. Wisdom Flow Studio offers after school keiki classes such as hula, hip hop, ballet and more. They also offer midday drop-in PlayCare program to support busy parents. Weekend Class times vary.

8:30am. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Mar 16. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments.

Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HULA LESSONS - Thu. Mar 16. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, MARCH 17TH MERMAID OF HO‘OKIPA BEACH CLEAN-UP - Fri. Mar 17. Join in the fun and sun while showing love for the beautiful North Shore beaches. This one’s a big one, and so necessary, as Maui has reached record tourism visits this year. Bio-Bags provided and keiki are welcome. 9am. Ho‘okipa Beach, (Mile 9, Hana Hwy., Paia); Facebook.com/ mermaidofhookipa

PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT Fri. Mar 17. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. Stay for dinner at one of The Shops’ five award-winning restaurants. 4pm.

The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, MARCH 18TH E-CYCLING - Sat. Mar 18. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards.

The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle GO GREEN RECYCLE - Sat. Mar 18. Malama Maui Nui and the Rotary Club of Lahaina continues a major collaborative effort to bring convenient residential recycling to West Maui! Every third Saturday through June 2017, residents may bring recyclables to bins set up in the parking lot. Recyclables will be accepted at no charge, there will be no redemption payments for HI-5 recyclables dropped off at this site. Go online for a list of acceptable recyclables. 9am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; MalamaMauiNui.org NAPILI CANOE CLUB ANNUAL REGISTRATION - Sat. Mar 18. The event welcomes all ranges of experience, from beginners to returning paddlers. The first practice will follow that same day at 10 AM. Keiki paddler registrants are asked to bring copy of your birth certificate, and adult registrants a copy of a legal form of I.D. 9am. Hanakao‘o (Canoe) Beach, (Honoapiilani Hwy. Mile Marker 23.4, Lahaina); 808-269-3868 UKULELE STRUMMING WORKSHOP - Sat. Mar 18. Learn unique strumming styles for the ukulele and a method for forming ukulele chords with minimal muscle strain. Play fun, sing-along songs while accompanied by a professional ukulele bass player. Seats are limited.Cost is $10 or $5 for members at the door. Pre-register online or call Ukulele Mele at 808-281-4981. $10.

10am. Hale Ho‘ike‘ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org

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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Karaoke, 9pm-close

Dat Guyz, 9pm-close

Island Reggae, 9pm-close

Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON- Karaoke 8pm, TUE- Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

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John Bowser

MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE- Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan, WED- Guest Musician

Ma’a 6:30pm-8:30pm

Eric Gilliom & Vince Esquire, 8-10pm

Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

Benny & Rock 6-8pm

MON- Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

St. Patrick’s Day Celebration All Day & Night !!

Makai Jazz, 6:30pm

Celtic Tigers, 7pm

WED - Big Beatles Sing Along, 7pm

Hot Friday’s w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze, 10pm

Euphoria w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm

St. Patty’s Day, Karaoke, Darts & Brant Quick w/ prizes 7-11pm

March Madenss & Ladies Night w/ specials 9pm

March Madenss, Dart Tournament, NBA & NHL

MON- NBA & NHL, darts & pool, TUE- $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & Darts

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

ALTAR OF LOVE-WEEKEND EVENTS - Sat. Mar 18 - Sun. Mar 19. Presented by Ananda Yogiji, start your Saturday with a Kundalini Yoga and Meditation Workshop from 10am-12pm. The Sacred Chant Concert is from 7-9pm. On Sunday from 12-2pm is Mantra and Singing Workshop and from 4-7pm is the Cacao Ceremony. $20-30. 10am. Private North Shore Estate; AnandaYogiji.com WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Mar 18. Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Mar 18. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features.

Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Mar 18. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FRIENDS OF HOT RODS AND CLASSIC CARS Sat. Mar 18. View Maui’s hottest hot rods and classic cars in the north parking lot. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-4325; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, MARCH 19TH SUSAN PAGE MODELING, MAUI OPEN CALL Sun. Mar 19. Susan Page Modeling will hold an Open Call for ages 6 and up. There will be four time slots, 9am, 11am, 1pm and 2:30pm. However space is limited, so RSVP by phone or email. 9am. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-9552271; Susanpagemodeling@gmail.com HA‘A HEO O MAUI - Sun. Mar 19. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance by Ha‘a Heo o Maui on the mall’s center stage. 11am.

Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Mar 19. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit! Every class is a party and everybody is welcome. You’ll sweat, laugh, cheer and wanna come back for more. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Mar 19. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am.

Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com

March Madenss, Thirsty Thursdays & Free Pool

MONDAY, MARCH 20TH FARM DEVELOPMENT 101 - Mon. Mar 20.

In this workshop, Richard “Buddy” Nichols will help you to achieve what you want out of life as a farmer. Nichols is a USDA Farm Loan Program Manager on Maui. He has a BA in Animal Science and an MBA, and owned/managed a dairy, raised cattle and fruits/vegetables. 12pm. Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului); 808-873-8247.

‘BEING MORTAL–MEDICINE AND WHAT MATTERS IN THE END’ - Mon. Mar 20. Hospice Maui invites the community to join a screening and discussion of the PBS Frontline documentary Being Mortal. The film is based on the best- selling book

by Dr. Atul Gawande and explores the hopes of patient and families facing life-limiting illness and their relationships with the doctors, nurses and family members. Free. 4pm. Ka‘aike Building, Room 105.

University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu OUTDOOR YOGA - Mon. Mar 20. Sandy Callender, registered yoga teacher, will show how using traditional yoga postures and breath work and practice brings you greater flexibility and strength, a deeper connection to your wholeness, and turns on your relaxation response. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (South Kihei Rd.); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com SPRING BREAK PERFORMING ARTS CAMP - Mon. Mar 20 - Fri. Mar 24. Kids can build their performing arts skills while making new friends in this high-energy camp. They’ll choose a focus (dance or drama), and gain knowledge and skills in stage presence, memorization, teamwork and flexibility. No experience necessary. Ages 5-10.

Space is limited, register online. $195. 9am.

MAPA Main Studios, (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org PRINCESS CAMP - Mon. Mar 20 - Fri. Mar 24.

Princesses will be whisked away to the land of fairy tales! Children will spend each day as a different princess and enjoy related dancing, stories, activities and crafts. Bring your imagination and your favorite princess gear. No experience necessary. Register online. 9am. MAPA Main Studios, (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Mar 20. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take classes with Demian and Lasensua, singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

AUTHENTIC AND FUN ZUMBA CLASS - Mon. Mar 20. Join the Super High-Energy Latin Fitness dance class with Latin instructor Carolina from Chile. Authentic formula 70 percent Latin Rhythms and 30 percent Pop. Also include yoga stretches at the end if the class. Cost is $5 for gym members, $7 non-members. Everyone welcome. 6pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6737; Mauipowerhousegym.com

TUESDAY, MARCH 21ST DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS Tue. Mar 21. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for survivors, teens and children every Tuesday. Please call for more information and/or to register. (Registration is required). 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; Childandfamilyservices.org UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Mar 21. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com E-CYCLING - Tue. Mar 21. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards.

The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22ND OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Mar 22.

The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions.

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LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIE’S KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining BEACH CLUB RESTAURANT AT ASTON KA‘ANAPALI SHORES - Thu, Benny Uyetake

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WHAT ALES YOU - Thu, Jason Arcilla 7-9pm; Sat, Erica Ambrin 7-9pm; Wed, Jon Bowser 7-9pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6581; WhatAlesYouMaui.com

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Sign Language PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You could live happily on an island by yourself, if you had to. The trick is, you’d have to have no chance of escape or rescue. In that case, you’d adapt and even thrive. But possessing even a glimmer of hope might poison the whole thing–instead of making the best of things, and learning to enjoy what you can in the situation, you’d obsess over the (unlikely) way out of it. Can you see how having options can occasionally be bad for you? Please, when presented with some this week, do your best to pretend they don’t exist. I promise, you’ll almost certainly be happier for it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

An Aries walking around with an empty belly? How is this happening? Usually, you experience a need and you fill it, no matter what gets in your way. So what could possibly convince you to deprive yourself? A potential love? A principle? Some authority figure? (Yeah, right.) Or could it be that you’ve already grasped the point of this week’s lesson–sometimes it feels better to sacrifice what you have (or could have) just to give it someone else. Give up something you want this week, and make sure someone who needs it gets it. The rumblings in your tummy won’t matter in the slightest–even the faintest whispered “thank you” will be able to drown them out.

or flipped upside-down. It’s kind of gimmicky, I know, but it nevertheless reminds me of you–how you can appear to be your own polar opposite depending on when and where someone is looking at you. Bear this in mind when someone reacts to you this week in a totally unexpected way–it’s probably more a reflection of where they’re coming from and how they’re seeing you than anything real about you.

However, practice patience and compassion, instead of dismissing them out of hand. If you can talk them around to seeing something like the “real” you (whoever that is), you’ll be deeply thankful you bothered.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Here’s to your glamour and flair, Libra. Whatever you do, from the noble to the ignoble, you do with style.

This is why some of you end up manifesting a world more superficial than substantial; the people around you are so dazzled by your methods that they don’t notice the (lack of) content beneath. Although they may not care, I know you do. If you haven’t exactly been living up to your own private standards, this week is a good time to remedy that. Most of those around you may not be any more or less impressed when your actions and intentions shift from selfish to altruistic, but I guarantee, it’ll make a difference to you. And your shine? That can only get brighter as you feel better.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You know why you have to be a leader this week?

Because you’re in a position to be one. Maybe it’s because you know things others don’t, or simply because you can see the situation from a wider perspective. Perhaps it’s just because they want or need you to take control. It might just be because you can do a good job and you know it (even if some don’t). Whatever the reason, please don’t deny the obvious role you’re to take in all the things happening around you. When the reins are presented (or otherwise available) to you, please grab them.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You’re sometimes a bit like Frankenstein’s monster: made up of dozens of assorted pieces that don’t necessarily cooperate well with each other–in fact many of them compete and conflict, rebel and resist. While this may be conceptually fascinating, it’s exhausting in practice. You’re constantly wondering how to get all your different parts to start pulling in the same direction, so you can get on with your life, instead of regularly sabotaging your own efforts. The whole answer to this question will require many years to discover, but a juicy helpful clue, at least, should present itself this week.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

One of these things is not like the others; one of these things does not belong… Most of the stuff you’re doing is helping you become a better person or proceed towards your dreams. The other activity (or three) you’re engaging in isn’t exactly bad, it’s just not adding anything especially to your life, big-picturewise. This week, take notice of which of your pursuits aren’t truly part of the master plan. There’s no need to completely eliminate them (at least not yet), but once you see how much time they’re taking away from what really counts, you might want to cut down.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Being stalked is only fun in theory. Drop your secret fantasy about it; that oversized ego will get you in trouble this week, otherwise. Remember that any time a lover has displayed the slightest clinginess, you’ve run for the hills. Even worshipful adoration got tiresome, didn’t it? This week you’re due to receive the kind of attention that could easily explode into something more extreme, if you let your perverse ego have its way. Don’t encourage your potential admirer(s), despite the temptation. Nip this one now, or it’ll come back to bite you, hard, and sooner than you think.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

An ambigram is a word that can be read in more than one way–for instance it can say one thing when simply read, and another when reflected in a mirror,

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

I’m sure you’ve noticed how our world is becoming less and less free. How small will the boxes we’re forced to live inside become before we find them unendurable? And will we then be too weak to actually break free? Please recognize that when even you–who can find ways to flourish in the most limiting circumstances–feel cramped and anxious by the strictures that bind you, the rest of us are really in trouble. Can you help yourself (and us) break out? There’s no time to waste. This week, please devote your considerable resourcefulness and energy towards finding ways to protect and expand what freedoms we still have.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Most everyone ties their shoelaces basically the same way, but why? There are actually many knot variations that are faster to tie, more secure, or both. It’s one of those things we almost never think about or question.

Would our lives change much if we did? Probably not.

But you never know. What I do know is that there are at least two other things you do on automatic, without wondering if there’s a “better” (More efficient? More happiness-inducing?) way. If you can identify them, and switch over to some improved method, your life would change, in at least eleven good (if not mindblowing or earth-shattering) ways. If that’s not a good ratio of effort to result, I don’t know what is.

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Over a decade ago, Kyle MacDonald started with one red paperclip on offer. He traded that for a wooden fish pen, then a handmade doorknob, then a Coleman stove. He continued “trading up” from there, and a year later, after 14 trades, ended up with a house. Granted he made “something” out of “nothing” mostly because people were charmed by the idea and kindly helping him out. But you could do something similar (if on a smaller, less grand scale) this week, if you were but to try.

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When planning your next move, don’t be too ambitious. I know jumping into deep water has worked for you before, but it’s just not a good idea this time.

The water’s likely to be so cold that you’ll be climbing out again before you’ve even had time to think, and after your chilling experience, you’ll be that much more reluctant to try again. I suggest the torturous but manageable strategy of wading in a few inches at a time. It’ll take ages to get to where you want to be, and it won’t be a pleasant process, but at least you’ll actually get there, eventually.

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