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ane Goodall and chimpanzees; Dian Fossey and gorillas; Denise Herzing and dolphins. While that final name may not be as well known as those of the famed primate observers, Dr. Denise Herzing certainly deserves her place in that respected triumvirate of behavioral biologists. Now in her fourth decade of studying wild cetacean behavior–specifically spotted dolphins in the Bahamas–Herzing’s work went viral after a 2013 TED Talk she gave on her efforts to communicate with them via an underwater computer. Herzing will discuss her latest research Friday, Feb. 24 at Whale Trust Maui’s 11th annual Whale Tales event
at the Ritz Carlton in Kapalua. “Denise Herzing’s study of wild dolphins is inspirational,” says longtime friend Flip Nicklin, Whale Trust co-founder and National Geographic photographer. “To study wild cetaceans, face-to-face, in the wild, in the water and to continue the work for decades is the stuff of dreams for future marine biologists, conservationists and even photographers. This woman’s story is as good as it gets.” Since 1985, Herzing has spent four months each summer and thousands of hours in the water studying dolphin culture and behavior in the research-friendly crystalline waters near the Bahamas. She has
now collected data on three generations of the same pods and has offered up groundbreaking observations on their behavior. A dolphin’s brain-to-body weight is second only to humans and Herzing has catalogued their various communication methods: body language, touch and–most significantly–sound. She learned how dolphins identified themselves and each other using signature “whistles” and how they use echolocation, “buzzes” and “pulse bursts” to engage in a number of social activities. As she wrote in her 2011 book, Dolphin Diaries: My 25 Years with Spotted Dolphins in the Bahamas, “An average spotted dolphin travels around 10 to 20 miles a day, has a large network of friends and family and invests years in teaching young dolphins how to survive. Dolphins teach their young complex skills ranging from feeding, babysitting and negotiating the fine lines of dolphin behavior.” That research has left her deeply invested in the species and its survival–and beyond. “What hits home is that dolphins are a community and culture unto themselves,” Herzing told MauiTime. “It makes me perceive many animals as unique and possessing precious cultures, but [humans] still monitor them as stocks or numbers. They are individual beings with unique cultures. To lose them would be species genocide.” After years spent identifying various family groups and individuals through her nonprofit Wild Dolphin Project, Herzing watched dolphins mimic researchers’ vocal sounds and play dolphin games with them–such as “keep away” with pieces of seaweed. She decided to move to the next phase of her research: taking what she had learned about the language of dolphins
and trying to bridge the communication gap with the community of dolphins she had been studying. In her TED Talk she posited, “Imagine what it would be like to really understand the mind of another intelligent species on the planet,” as she highlighted her research team’s early attempts at two-way communication using an underwater keyboard. With it, her team played back acoustic signals: the whistles that dolphins use to identify themselves as well as the ones researchers invented for themselves. The team also developed dolphin-friendly sounds corresponding to toys that dolphins liked to play with, such as pieces of rope, scarves and seaweed. The results were rudimentary, but promising. “We had opened a window at least,” she wrote in her book. Herzing laughed ruefully about the repercussions of her TED talk, which was translated by a lot of non-scientifically focused media into “there’s a woman out there talking to dolphins.” “Unfortunately a lot of it has been really miscommunicated and that’s so frustrating,” she said. “It’s such a sensitive area of work because of the potential for exaggeration.” Herzing said that the past few years have been spent refining her team’s technology which has resulted in a new underwater computer she described as “bigger, better, faster and smarter.” She’ll present an update in her talk at 2:15pm Friday. Herzing also will be aboard one of the whale watches donated by local companies to benefit whale research in Hawaii. For more information, go to Whaletales.org. ■ email@example.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news
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MAYOR ARAKAWA DENOUNCES SACRED ROCKS So on the morning of Friday, Feb. 17, Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa went on Hawaii News Now for an “Ask the Mayor” feature. The first question was in regards to the the destruction of rocks that native Hawaiians consider sacred during the recent cleanup of Iao Valley–an act that county Communications Director Rod Antone already apologized for. But Arakawa wasn’t feeling so generous. “It’s very simple,” Arakawa said. “There’s no such thing as sacred rocks. First of all, the monarchy, starting with Kamehameha, his lineage, declared Christianity the religion of Hawaii. In Christianity, if I remember the Ten Commandments correctly, ‘Thou shall have no false God before me’. There are no sacred rocks in that religion. We have a group of people that are political wannabes that ran for political office the last time, and they’re trying to make an issue out of nothing. During an emergency situation where people’s lives are endangered, we have to do what we have to do.” In a word, wow. Let’s leave aside the fact that Arakawa’s argument is condescending, patriarchal and wildly illogical (I’m
sorry, but the county is still a Christian kingdom?) and just look at it in raw political terms. Sure, he’s throwing gasoline on a fire for no good reason–needlessly enraging native Hawaiian anger against him–but what does he have to lose? His term as mayor is up in 2018, and then he’ll undoubtedly retire. Why wait until he’s out of office to be that cranky old guy who yells at kids who stray across his lawn? He can’t be tossed out for being a wiseass, the Maui County Council has already been dicking him around for years and now we have a new blowhard to denounce on Facebook. So where’s the downside to all this?
Speaking of Hawaii News Now, they posted a very interesting story on Feb. 15 about U.S. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–2nd District, and her recent fact-finding trip to Syria, where she met twice with dictator Bashar al-Assad. The story is hooked to statements from Muslim Association of Hawaii chairperson Hakim Ouansaﬁ, who is very critical of Gabbard’s trip. “It is absolutely no different than saying we want to help the victims of the Holocaust, and then you go and meet with Hitler twice,” Ouansafi said in the story. “Truly, this will go in history as a black mark in her record.” While I completely agree with the assertion, I also doubt it will do any political damage to Gabbard. See, Gabbard is very popular in Hawaii (and around the country, as you’ll see in a moment). During the 2016 election, she decisively beat back her challengers (Gabbard won 77.6 percent of the vote in the primary and 76.2 percent during the general). But when reader recently asked me whether Gabbard’s Syria trip had hurt her popularity, I could only say that I had no idea (there is little to no polling done here, especially in non-election years). So I posed the question to Colin Moore, UH Manoa professor of political science and longtime observer of Hawaii elections. “It’s hard to know because there’s no polling data, so there’s no way to really do any analysis,” Moore said. “My guess is that she’s still quite popular and that most voters either don’t know or don’t care about her trip to Syria. Her base is an unusual mix of veterans and progressives. My guess is that not all of them were happy about the Syria trip, but they probably still support her.” Moore is just speculating, but I have no argument with his analysis. What’s more, when you look at her campaign contributions, it’s easy to wonder whether it would make a difference to Gabbard’s election chances even if her trip (or anything else) made her unpopular with her constituents. That’s because Gabbard raises the vast majority of her campaign money from
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political action committees and individuals located outside of the 2nd District (and Hawaii itself, as it turns out). According to the Center for Responsive Politics (CRP), an astonishing 90 percent of her campaign contributions during the 2016 election came from outside her district. And it’s not like she was just pulling in a lot of Honolulu money, either–during the election, just 27 percent of Gabbard’s campaign contributions came from Hawaii. The rest came in from the Mainland (much of it from California, Texas and Massachusetts). The same was true during the 2014 election, the CRP noted (during that year, 91 percent of her campaign contributions came from outside her district and 70 percent arrived from some state other than Hawaii). This is not normal–even for Hawaii. To see that we need only check on the campaign contributions of Rep. Colleen Hanabusa, D–1st District. During the 2016 election, the CRP noted, 62 percent of her campaign contributions came from within the 1st District. What’s more, 79 percent of her contributions came from within Hawaii. We can also look at the data from Gabbard’s direct predecessor, though the CRP only has state percentages for that race. During the 2010 election, Mazie Hirono (who is now a U.S. Senator) won reelection to the 2nd District seat with 74 percent of her contributions coming from within Hawaii. Information like this should make 2nd District voters nervous. But given Moore’s earlier analysis, I doubt it will happen.
PERSONAL AND PUBLIC And now for something fun: Steven Greenhut, a very intelligent and conscientious writer–and one of my former editors from my time in California–will be on Maui this weekend to do a talk for the Grassroot Institute about public employee unions and pensions. “County public employees in the state of Hawaii make among the highest wages in the nation, even after adjusted for Hawaii’s high cost of living,” states the lecture notice. “Steven Greenhut is the author of Plunder! How public employee unions are raiding treasuries, controlling our lives and bankrupting the nation. He will open the books on police and fire departments across the country, and show that the problems of pension spiking, overtime, and Cadillac benefits are also happening in Hawaii.” Seriously, this will be a good talk. Greenhut will speak at 11:30am on Friday, Feb. 24 at the Maui Country Club (48 Nonohe Pl., Paia). The cost is $20, and it includes lunch. For more information, go to GrassrootInstitute.org. ■ email@example.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news
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KEIKI GET BIKES FROM MAUI YOUTH & FAMILY SERVICES Keiki involved in Maui Youth & Family Services were recently treated to bicycles and helmets, thanks to money donated by members of the Business Network International No Ka Oi chapter on Maui. The bikes and helmets are for Project Venture, one of MYFS’ Tobacco, Alcohol and Drug Prevention Programs for youth in grades six through eight. Project Venture promotes positive youth development and empowerment through evidence-based, experiential learning. The program incorporates outdoor adventures and challenges and actively engages youth in developing life-skills while reinforcing values such as family, community, service and appreciation for the natural world.
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The Lahaina Restoration Foundation will be awarding a total of $35,000 in scholarships to Lahainaluna High School seniors and alumni at the end of April. The Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s Scholarship Committee will award 10 scholarships in the amount of $2,000 each and one scholarship in the amount of $2,500 to qualifying seniors who will graduate from Lahainaluna High School in 2017. Scholarship eligibility requirements include being accepted into an accredited two- or four-year college, trade school or university–and writing an essay. Additionally, five scholarships in the amount of $2,000 each and one scholarship in the amount of $2,500 will be awarded to currently enrolled full-time college, trade school or university students in 2017. Eligibility for these scholarships includes being an alumnus of Lahainaluna High School and writing an essay. Completed applications must be sent by email to the Lahaina Restoration Foundation office no later than 11:59pm on
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“We are immensely grateful because these donations will allow us to go on more group bike excursions,” said MYFS Counselor Savannah Aroyan. “This is an important activity for these adolescents because it brings some of them back to their elementary school days of riding their bikes around the block with their siblings and neighbors. Middle school often introduces a new pressure to be ‘mature’ as students navigate their way through adolescence and puberty, but this healthy afterschool activity can bring judgment-free unadulterated fun back into their lives.” BNI, the world’s largest business networking organization, provides a positive, supportive and structured environment for the development and exchange of quality business referrals. There are four BNI chapters on Maui; the No Ka Oi Chapter meets every Thursday from 8am-9:30am at Three’s Bar & Grill in Kihei. “We are not
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“Field work is always challenging,” explained Courtney Marneweck of South Africa’s University of KwaZulu-Natal in a recent journal article, but studying the sociology of a white rhino’s dung meant developing a “pattern-recognition algorithm” to figure out “smell profiles” of 150 animals’ feces–after tracking them individually to observe them in the act. Wrote Marneweck, “I think my record for waiting for a rhino to poo was 7 1/2 hours.” Conclusion: Rhinos use feces to send distinct social signals on genetically compatible herds, mating access and predator dangers. (Or, in the Los Angeles Times “clickbait” version of the story, rhino dung “has a lot in common with a Facebook post.”)
THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS Settlement of a class-action lawsuit against a group of dairy co-ops was announced in January with milk producers agreeing to pay $52 million on charges they had conspired to fix the dairy supply for years to get top-dollar prices. Among the producers’ primary tactics, allegedly, was using what the industry calls “herd retirement,” which is “retirement” only in the sense that 500,000 healthy young cows were slaughtered–just to drive up prices by eliminating otherwise-available milk. The $52 million will be for consumers in 15 states and Washington, D.C.
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WAIT, WHAT? Surgery on a 16-year-old Japanese girl, reported in January by New Scientist, revealed that her ovary contained a miniature skull and brain. Doctors say that finding rogue brain cells in ovaries is not that uncommon, but that an already-organized brain, capable of transmitting electric impulses, is almost unheard-of.
LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATOR Doughnut lovers have legitimately mused for years how U.S. law could condemn, say, marijuana, yet permit Krispy Kreme to openly sell its seemingly addictive sugary delights on America’s streets. Sonia Garcia, 51, realized a while back that residents of Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, so much needed Krispy Kreme fixes that she earns a handsome living running a black market from El Paso, Texas, bringing in 40 boxes at a time and re-selling from the trunk of her car at a 60 percent markup, pointing out to a Los Angeles Times reporter in January that her trafficking has already put one son through engineering school. (Mexico City now has Krispy Kremes, but apparently the company’s distribution system cannot yet vanquish Sonia Garcia’s car.)
Rutgers University Athletic Director Pat Hobbs, responding to the NCAA’s announcement of violations against the school’s sports programs (including failure to penalize 16 football players who tested positive for drugs), told the Asbury Park Press in January that he would immediately dismiss from teams any player testing positive for hard drugs–upon the fourth violation (if for marijuana only, upon the fifth). And in January, the Russian parliament voted 380 to 3 to amend its assault law to allow a spouse one punishment-by“ticketing” (i.e., not criminal) for domestic violence against his partner–provided the bodily harm was not “substantial” and that it happens no more than once a year.
Reporting from Mbyo, Rwanda, in January on the success of a “reconciliation” program following the country’s bloody genocidal wars, London’s The Guardian found, for example, Laurencia Niyogira living peacefully and forgivingly alongside neighbor Tasian Nkundiye–even though, 22 years ago, Nkundiye murdered Niyogira’s entire family (except for her and her siblings, left barely alive). (Over a 100-day span in 1994, 800,000 ethnic Tutsis were systematically slaughtered by Hutus.) A survey by the country’s national unity commission showed that 92 percent of Rwandans have come to accept reconciliation.
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The wedding has been deconstructed, as modern couples are customizing their own ideas of traditional. In this MauiTime Annual Wedding Guide four married couples tell their Hawaii wedding stories each unique in its own way. They travel thousands of miles, renew vows, elope, and surprise family members with their sensational Hawaii wedding plans. We also explore extraordinary wedding looks with local creators for our cover look.
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Photographer Marie Jalayahay of Marylane Studios @marylanestudios / marylanestudios.com firstname.lastname@example.org Photographer Assistants JR Ganiban / @aeomlifestyle Brandon Greenhalgh / @bvmauiphoto Gowns Koa Johnson of KoJo Couture for WhiteHOT Hawaii / @kojocouture @whitehothawaii / koajohnson.com email@example.com Videography Chelsie Machado / @chelsiemachado chelsiemachado.com firstname.lastname@example.org Makeup artist Ry-n Shimabuku / @rydashn ry-nshimabuku.com email@example.com Hairstylist Miya Brown & Shane (kitty) Peru of Gallery M Salon / @gallerymsalon @blushmb / @clawsbkitty firstname.lastname@example.org Florals Alisa Sinclair of Seed & Vine Floral Design / @seedandvinefloraldesign / email@example.com Models Sara Salinas Serrano / @hikialani_ Savannah Gankiewicz / @savannah_marai Loreley Clawson Williams / @loreley_cw
Koa Johnson KoJo Couture I enjoy being a part of my brides special day. I design couture and custom wedding garments, all aspects of wardrobe for a bridal party. I love dressing not only the bride but also all the groomsmen and bridesmaids as well so that they are able to compliment the bride on her special day. I wanted to make sure that the pieces I created for the annual MauiTime Wedding Guide were very non-traditional. I desired a fashion edge to it but still needed to have that bridal feel. The cover look was a twopiece wedding gown and bodysuit with a tulle skirt and train. The second look was an ivory plunging neckline jumpsuit with a cape. The last look I designed is a sheer white mesh mermaid gown with beaded lace appliqué. My inspiration is introduce a new kind of bridal to the newly engaged so that they can have something very different for their wedding or be inspired to be different. A life without love is no life at all.
weddings I do, the look is somewhat natural. For this shoot, I wanted to have some fun and play with some heavier liner and dramatic eyes. Thanks to social media, ideas and inspiration to design your wedding can be found very easily. Find and idea and put your own personal stamp on it, and have it reflect your personality.Your wedding is the perfect time to customize your special day to you!
Marie Jalayahay Photographer • Marylane Studios Photography is such a powerful way of reliving a moment. When I deliver images to my couples, I feel like I’ve delivered something that they will keep with them forever and it gives meaning to my work. I’m very inspired by fashion photographs and a lot of my personal projects have an editorial style. I wanted to infuse that into these images to showcase both my personal photography and my wedding photography.
ability to create a more tousled texture. On Loreley I used a crimp iron for added texture and fullness, then created an awesome body filled up style. Finishing the look with Paul Mitchell’s Awapuhi wild ginger shine spray. On Savanah I created a sexy soft dry finger wave using a Paul Mitchell 1.25 inch barrel curling iron to set those luscious waves. The looks for the season are soft texture and soft lines. We live in beautiful Hawaii, so this is a trend–keeping the hair simple yet soft. As a team we play really well off of each other. Marie’s an amazing photographer, Koa’s dresses are the main focus that helps to inspire my ideas and Ry-n does magic with makeup. We play off of each other’s strengths. My philosophy is always GO BIG.
Weddings are always happening here in Hawaii. It’s quite an honor to be able to be a part of such an important day. My expertise is in make up, but I style hair as well. I wanted to take some creative license coming up with the looks and played with a little more drama when it came to the makeup. With most of the
I love working in the wedding industry. We have the ability to make people, both men and women beautiful on the most important days of their life. For this MauiTime Wedding Guide looks I created a loose beachy wave on our cover model Hiki, by adding texturizing sea spray from Paul Mitchell. It gave me the
Anna Elvira& Florian Joachim (Bartz) von Jeney de Borosjenoe Photography by Sean M Hower
Anna and Florian fell in love at the European Forum Alpbach, a Festival of Ideas held in Austria each summer. At the time Anna was visiting a friend and Florian was working for BMW at the convention. Anna was lunching alone, and he asked if he could join her. A few months later Florian flew halfway around the world for two days to their family vacation in Maui just to tell his parents he had found the one. Florian proposed on a summer stroll while they were visiting his family home in the Bavarian Alps. Florian’s dad, Georg Bartz, says he pushed for a beach ceremony at Mama’s Fish House with Rev. Laki coordinated by Vicki Habib of Elegant Island Weddings. During the the ring exchange two white birds flew overhead, and the ocean filled with sea turtles for the ceremony. The family lunched at Mama’s in celebration and the honeymoon continued in Ka‘anapali.
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Tanya and Khoi found love in the library at the University of Minnesota when they were both students. They married in a traditional Vietnamese wedding ceremony, and a United Church of Christ ceremony as well. But they knew they would renew their vows on their 10th wedding anniversary and have the destination wedding that they always wanted. Tanya says she never cried at her first wedding, but when she recited her vows the second time around “all of the last 10 years went rushing through my head of the ‘better or worse, richer or poorer, in sickness and in health’ moments that we have had in our years of marriage. I couldn’t help but have a tear and I had a hard time saying them again without crying tears of joy. Then, my husband, very kindly wiped away my tears. It is a very special moment I will never forget.” They got remarried on Ulua Beach in a small lei exchange ceremony with their two children as flower and ring bearer coordinated by Peggy Temple of Maui Aloha Weddings. They held a renewal dinner and dance at Old Lahaina Luau with friends from Minnesota.
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Leah and Alan Alves had a hot and stormy romance that started with his friend chatting her up at a Top Shelf Restaurant in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Alan owns Lighthouse Masonry with his brother, and Leah was a student of social work at the time. She says they were both set in their ways, and have a lot of social and political diﬀerences, but love prevailed. Leah says she wasn’t 100 percent serious when she asked Alan to marry her on Valentine’s Day last year, but he said yes. They had an intimate wedding with just the two of them at the Royal Lahaina Resort. Kira Carlton coordinated the wedding by the ocean. Leah walked down the aisle in a white dress while “If We’re Honest” by Francesca Battistelli played. She says the way Alan looked and smiled at her at that moment told her she was a lucky woman.
Mary Joanna Holler & Joshua Christopher Martin Photography by Sean M Hower
Mary and Josh got married on the beach on Kapalua, with the bride in a swimsuit and sheer pareo and the groom in swim trunks. Mary says they wanted nothing more than comfort, their feet planted in the sand. The relationship blossomed for seven years. During their first visit to Oahu, Josh waved Mary over to look at something while they were snorkeling. It was a ring. She may have choked on water with surprise, but said yes. Peggy Temple of Maui Aloha Weddings coordinated the intimate ceremony for two performed by Carl Robilotta. Dinner that night was at Merriman’s, and they spent their honeymoon at the Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. The sweetest moment of the ceremony was their vows.
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This Week's Picks FRIDAY, FEB. 24 KRIS KRISTOFFERSON – Kris Kristofferson will play the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). The renowned musician wrote the hits “Me, and Bobby Mcgee” and “Sunday Mornin’ Coming Down.” He’s also starred in such movies as Flashpoint, Lonestar and Blade II. He’s just super cool, so get your tickets early. $30.50-58.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Kris Kristofferson
DOBET GNAHORE – Dobet Gnahore will perform form at the MACC. cian who invokes Originally from Ivory Coast, she’s a self-taught musician inspiration through African culture, song, dance, percussion and e the importheater. Often, her lyrics focus on social issues like tance of family and the AIDS epidemic. Oh, and she can edible also sing in seven languages. Should be an incredible enshow. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural CenW; ter, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy dobetgnahore.com
FRIDAY, FEB. 24 ART TO HEART GALA – This year, the Art To Heart Gala & Art Sale will take place at the Royal Lahaina Resort. There will be art shows and events for all ages, elegant fine dining and live entertainment by Iona Modern Dancers, Gina Martinelli and Friends Jazz Combo, Maui Youth Philharmonic Orchestra and more. Preregistration is requested. Free-$150, depending on the event. 6pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-3611; Royallahainaresort.com. Photo courtesy of Brad Paulson
‘THE CRUCIBLE’ – The play The Crucible will run from Friday, Feb. 24 through Sunday, Mar. 15 at Seabury Hall’s A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center. Check out some of Maui’s rising theatrical stars at this amazing production of Arthur Miller’s Salem Witch Trial classic. Directed by David C. Johnston, the show is sure to be evocative and passionate. $12 for adults, $10 for kupuna and $5 for students. 7pm. A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/MAPA
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FRIDAY, F FEB. FE EB B.. 2 24 WHALE TALES – From Friday, Feb. 24 to Sunday, Feb. 27, the 2017 Whale Tales festivities at the Ritz-Carlton Kapalua will be packed with great things to do. Check out events with internationally recognized scientists, photographers, filmmakers and conservationists. The weekend party pays homage to Hawaii’s dolphins and North Pacific Humpback Whales with whale watch tours, ocean sports, ocean activities, art shows, Maui family events and more. Free-$50+. Variable times. RitzCarlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Ritzcarlton.com/kapalua. Photo: wwells14/Wikimedia Commons
FAMILY CAREGIVER WALK – The annual Maui Adult Day Care Center Family Caregiver Walk will happen at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. Take a walk, support Maui Adult Care Center’s vision and donate for those in need in Maui County. There will also be live entertainment, food vendors, massage booths, a health fair, glucose testing and prize drawings. Free. 7am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Adult Day Care Centers
SATURDAY, FEB. 25 KA LIMA O MAUI GOLF TOURNAMENT – Ka Lima O Maui’s 11th annual Golf Tournament happens at The Dunes at Maui Lani. The event will kick off with a shotgun start, followed by a two-person scramble. There will be lots of awards and prizes for the winners, a continental breakfast and lunch and a “hole-in-one” chance to win a new car and $10,000. And everyone helps support Ka Lima O Maui’s mission to assist adults with disabilities. $125+. 7am. The Dunes at Maui Lani, (1333 Mauilani Pkwy., Kahului); 808-244-5502; Kalimaomaui. org. Photo: Paolo Neo/Wikimedia Commons
SIERRA CLUB MAUI ANNUAL MEETING – Sierra Club Maui’s annual meeting will take place at the Kaunoa Senior Center in Paia. Concerned about Maui’s turtles? Reef damage? Land development? Well, this will be a great place to voice your concerns and get involved with efforts to save the county from existing and future environmental damage. Light pupus will be provided from Mana Foods, Flatbread Company and Whole Food Market. Free. 11am. Kaunoa Senior Center Paia, (401 Alakapa Pl., Paia); 808-270-7308; Mauisierraclub.org. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Sierra Club Maui Group
SATURDAY, FEB. 25 LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR! – Leave It On The Floor! will happen at the Kahului Community Center. The event will be a special homage to breakdancing with Kid Karma, Jon Blaze and the Bad Habitz Crew. Maui’s hip hop scene will be going off with a 2v2 Bboy/Bgirl battle and a Bboy/Bgirl kids battle. Be stoked by performances with MC Jahsun and Konomi Dance Works. Guest judges will be Ivan, Brock and an extra secret special guest judge. $10-15. 3pm. Kahului Community Center, (275 Uhu St., Kahului); Facebook.com/events/570086646532426. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Ron ShangoDadonragga Betts
ALLEN STONE – Allen Stone is coming to the MACC. He’s a famous singer-songwriter and you’ll definitely enjoy his selections. Hear everything in and between edgy soul-pop, earthy folk-rock, R&B throwbacks and Parliamentinspired funk. He’s a musical pro. Enjoy! $19.50-39.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy allenstone.com
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SUNDAY, FEB. 26 KEAUHOU – Keauhou will perform at the MACC. They were awarded first place in the Un-Amplified Traditional Hawaiian Music category at the Ka Himeni Ana competition. The trio consists of Kahanuola Solatorio and Nicholas and Zachary Lum. They’re known for passion and joy in performance, preservation and perpetuation of traditional Hawaiian music. Oh, and they’re all alumni of Kamehameha Schools. $30. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC
PAR WORKSHOPS – On Monday, Feb. 27 and Tuesday, Feb. 28, you’re invited to learn “How To Raise Your Voice At The Capitol” at Public Access Room (PAR)’s February Workshops. Attendees will learn all about the State Legislative Process, as well as techniques for effective lobbying, giving testimony and communicating with senators and representatives. Free. Mon, Feb. 27 1-2pm, Velma Wayne Santos Community Center (395 Waena Pl., Wailuku); Mon, Feb. 27 6-7pm, Kenolio Recreation Complex (131 S. Kihei Rd.); Tue, Feb. 28 1-2pm, Velma Wayne Santos Community Center (395 Waena Pl., Wailuku); 808-587-0478; LbrHawaii.org/PAR. Photo: Kerry Gershaneck/Wikimedia Commons
TUESDAY, FEB. 28 FAT TUESDAY MARDIS GRAS PARTY – Celebrate Fat Tuesday with Soul Kitchen at Mulligan’s in Wailea. This will be the ultimate Maui Mardis Gras Party with awesome Zydeco music, beads, masks, face-painting and more. There will also be gumbo, jambalaya, Louisiana bread pudding, Creole crab cakes and Hurricane cocktails. 6pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Soul Kitchen Maui
JOURNEY – Journey is coming to the MACC. Check out Neal Schon, Ross Valory, Jonathan Cain, Arnel Pineda and Steve Smith. If you’re a longtime fan, you’ll be stoked. If you love the San Francisco Giants, then get ready to hear “Don’t Stop Believing” live. This will be a great show. Buy your tickets early, we think this one may sell out. $65-149. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Travis Shinn
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by Barry Wurst II
Matt Damon Vs. The Lizard Monsters ‘The Great Wall’ is spectacularly awful ★★★★★
goes easily back to Allan Quartermain, not only because it instigated this journey that I love so much but because seeing and enjoying it as B-movie trash was a lot like my experience with The Great Wall. Here is a gigantic epic, filmed in China, starring Matt Damon as an 11th century warrior who helps the Chinese military protect the Great Wall. Allow me to be more specific: Damon, sporting long, Fabio-like hair and an on-again/off-again, vaguely Minnesotan accent, aides Chinese warriors as they protect the Great Wall of China from an infestation of giant lizard monsters. I was baffled when I discovered that this turkey is a massive blockbuster overseas and that it’s been directed by the great Zhang Yimou. Damon has made ambitious movies that didn’t work out before but this is, bar none, the most absurd role and unfortunate movie choice of his career. The problem isn’t that Damon in the lead is a case of “whitewashing” (as early criticism declared) but that he’s wrong for the part and embarrasses himself. If Jimmy Kimmel is looking for further material to mock his faux late night nemesis, look no further.
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he first movie I ever reviewed was Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold, a bad Indiana Jones rip-off that starred Richard Chamberlain and Sharon Stone (poor substitutes for Harrison Ford and Karen Allen). I was 10 and loved the movie, despite its abundant cheesiness, horrible plotting, horrible acting... basically, its horrible everything. As my father drove us home from the movie theater, I exclaimed excitedly how much I loved the movie. My father interjected with, “How about when we get home, you write a movie review about it?” Once I got home, I sat down at my desk and wrote my first film critique. From that day on, I reviewed every single movie I watch. As I sit here and type this, I’m celebrating my 40th birthday, which means I’ve been writing film reviews (in varying forms ranging from a local hand-out, to a college paper columnist and as a professional member of the film reviewing press) for 30 years. I love being a movie critic. My mind
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Yimou once made To Live, Raise the Red Lantern, Hero and (my favorite) House of Flying Daggers. His gift at staging complicated action sequences and large scale pageantry remains strong but he’s defeated by a dopey script, overflowing with clunky one-liners. There’s lots of disjointed editing, making many scenes feel pared down from a longer cut. How silly is this movie? Imagine a circus clown trying to swat a fly with a rubber chicken, while riding a unicycle as “Row Row Row Your Boat” plays. It’s that kind of silly, resulting in the kind of I-can’t-believeI’m-really-watching-this spectacle that is worth it for bad movie lovers. As an action movie, The Great Wall moves well and has lots of cool Damon-versus-
dragon battle scenes. The CGI is well-done but sometimes overly obvious and cartoonish. It will work best for kids and adults who’ve never seen Dragonslayer or Reign of Fire. As snicker-worthy dragon flicks go, this one is equal to Dungeons & Dragons. It appears that lavish fantasy stinkers come out this time of year, following the visionary but laughable Jupiter Ascending and Gods of Egypt. I enjoyed those movies for their undeniable entertainment value but cannot deny nor forgive how awful they were. I feel the same way about The Great Wall, which works and fails on the same level as Allan Quartermain and the Lost City of Gold. Both movies are colossally stupid. Yet, I laughed so hard and smiled so wide, I’m grateful they exist. ■
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2:00 4:40 7:20 10:00, SUN (11:30 2:00) 4:40 7:20 10:00, MON (1:40 4:20) 7:10 9:40, TUE-WED (1:40 4:20) 7:10 9:40, THU (1:50 4:30) 7:20 9:50. A Cure For Wellness-R- 2D THU 12:30 3:20 6:40 9:20, 2D FRI-SUN 12:00 3:20 6:40 9:30, MON (12:30 3:20) 6:20 9:00, TUE (12:30 3:20) 6:20 9:00, WED (12:30 3:20) 6:20 9:10, THU (12:30 3:20) 6:20. The Great Wall-PG13- 2D THU 1:30 7:00, 3D THU 4:40 9:40, 2D FRI-SUN 2:10 7:30, 2D MON-THU 1:30 6:50, 3D FRI-SUN 11:30 4:50 10:10, 3D MON-TUE (4:20) 9:30, 3D WED-THU (4:20) 9:40. Fifty Shades Darker- R- 2D THU 12:40 1:50 3:40 4:10 7:20 9:00 9:30, 2D FRI-SUN 11:30 2:20 4:50 7:30 9:50, 2D MON (1:40 4:20) 7:00 9:30, 2D TUE-THU (1:40 4:20) 7:00 9:30.
COLLIDE - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Some dumb American becomes the getaway driver for some drug smugglers in Germany. Hilarity ensues. Stars Nicholas Hoult and Felicity Jones. 99 min. GET OUT - R - Comedy/Horror - A young black man visits his white girlfriend’s estate. 93 min.
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appears all may not be what it seems. 146 min. FIFTY SHADES DARKER - R - Drama/Fantasy - More crazy sex between some chick and a demented billionaire. 118 min. FIST FIGHT - R - Comedy - A schoolteacher who gets a colleague fired gets challenged to an afterschool brawl. Stars Ice Cube and Charlie Day. 91 min.
IS GENESIS HISTORY? - NR - Sci-Fi - A Christian “documentary” on the “truth” behind the Book of Genesis. Hilarity ensues. 100 min.
THE GREAT WALL - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A white man (Matt Damon) saves China from dragons because whatever, brah, life is meaningless. See this week’s film review. 103 min.
ROCK DOG - PG - Animation/Family - A Tibetan Mastiff leaves home to pursue a career in music after a radio falls out of the sky and lands on him. Frankly, I’d be surprised if any hilarity ensued, but stranger things have happened. 80 min.
HIDDEN FIGURES - PG - Drama - The story of three female African-American mathematicians who played a crucial role in early NASA space missions. Based on a true story. 127 min.
JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 - R - Action/Thriller Former hitman John Wick returns to the criminal underworld, where he discovers there’s a price on his head. Yawn–been there, done that. 122 min.
A DOG’S PURPOSE - PG - Adventure/Drama - A dog discovers the meaning of life over the course of many lifetimes (NOTE: PETA unearthed footage that appears to show a dog being mistreated on the set, so if you just want to skip this one, be our guest). 120 min. A CURE FOR WELLNESS - R - Mystery/Thriller - A young corporate tool goes to the Swiss Alps to get his boss from some wellness clinic, but it
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LA LA LAND - PG13 - Drama/Musical - A pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. Then crazy stuff happens. Stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. 128 min. THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Lego Batman (voiced by Will Arnett) struggles colorful Lego criminals, his own Lego loneliness and the Lego boy he adopted. 104 min.
LION - PG13 - Drama - A man in Australia returns to his native India to find his lost family. 118 min. MOANA - PG - Animation - In this new Disney film a young navigator (voiced by Auli‘i Cravalho) sails to a fabled island, with the demigod Maui (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) accompanying her. 113 min. MY EX AND WHY’S - NR - Romance/Comedy - A blogger (Liza Soberano) wonders if she can ever love her ex (Enrique Gil). 120 min. SPLIT - PG-13 - Horror/Atrocity - Of course M. Night Shyamalan directed this reprehensible picture that demonizes people with dissociative identity disorder (DID). Of course he did. Stars a bunch of people who should have known better. 117 min.
LAST CHANCE RINGS - PG13 - Horror - A young woman gets cursed and now she has a week to live. Hey, we warned you that Trump was going to repeal Obamacare. Did you listen? Noooooo… 102 min. SING - PG - Animation/Comedy - A koala wants to restore his theater to glory by holding a singing competition. Voices by Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon and Seth MacFarlane. 108 min.
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HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES CONCERT - Thu. Feb 23. One of Hawaii’s most beloved female musical artists, Robi Kahakalau aka “Sistah Robi” will perform at Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s monthly Hawaiian Music Series concert. Limited seating is provided; blankets, mats and low beach chairs are welcome. Free. 6pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (120 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org
NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Feb 23. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com
KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Feb 24. Head to the South Maui and enjoy live entertainment, food booths and trucks, restaurants, over 50 arts and crafts vendors, a keiki zone and great local shopping. 6pm. Azeka Plaza Mauka, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com
BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com
REALITY BREAK: A VISUAL JOURNEY IN RHYTHM - Fri. Feb 24. No themes, just big bass beats, sexy vids and sassy booty mayhem on the dance-floor. DJs and VJs Mr. Roger, Deviant, TRVR and Gary Oneal, MilkDrop, Kaptain Kaos and N3.bot will be putting it down. 21+. $10. 10pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com
ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Feb 24. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. 21+. 5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org
INNA VISION’S HIGHEST GRADE TOUR 2017 Sat. Feb 25. Check out Inna Vision with special guest MC/DJ Irie Dole of Q103 and Jah Warrior Shelter HIFI. 21+. $15 pre-sale/ $20 at the door. 10pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; Charleysmaui.com; InnaVisionMusic.com CHEERS AND BEERS LGBTQ 80’S PROM NIGHT - Sat. Feb 25. Come join MBC’s LGBTQ community and friends for an ‘80s Prom-Themed event. DJ Kiawe Reefs will be spinning ‘80s tunes. Dress for the costume contest. A new Cheers and Beers t-shirt design will be available, with all proceeds benefiting Friends of Children’s Mental Health for Maui’s LGBTQ Youth. 21+. 5pm. Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com AN EVENING IN RIO: A MUSICAL TRIBUTE TO RHYTHM AND ROMANCE - Sat. Feb 25. Maui’s very own (and internationally acclaimed) pianist Damira Feldman will have a recital featuring Brazilian composers of the 19th and 20th centuries, with projected artworks by Brazilian artists. $25 suggested donation, at the door. 6:30pm. Keawala‘i Congregational Church, (5300 Makena Rd.); 808-879-5557; Keawalai.org ZODIAC PARTY - Sat. Feb 25. Head to west side for music by DJ Kid Continental, a live performance by Gaia Golden and more with DJ Andrew Dana. 21+. 9pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St.,Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com
STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-
‘THE CRUCIBLE’ - Fri. Feb 24 - Sun. Mar 5. Seabury Hall Performing Arts partners with Maui Academy of Performing Arts to produce a student and adult production of Arthur Miller’s Salem witch trial classic, The Crucible, directed by David C. Johnston. Show times are Feb. 24-25, Mar. 3-4 at 7pm and Mar. 5 at 3pm. Admission is $12 for adults, $10 for kupuna and $5 for students. 7pm. A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sundays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui. Grabel is a magician, illusionist and headlining entertainer. Direct from Las Vegas, he brings to Maui a hilariously skillful show that is fun for all ages. Tickets start at $49 for adults and $24.50 for children under 12. Special VIP meet-and-greet packages, Kama‘aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN’ - Sun. Feb 26. Maui’s well know actor and theater director, Rick Scheideman, will be performing his one-man show at the Pioneer Inn courtyard. Enjoy pre-show dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show. Reservations are recommended. $22. 6pm. Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com MAUI IMPROV - Sun. Feb 26. Truly spontaneous theatrical comedy, featuring Maui Improv Founders, Mark Beltzman (Chicago’s The Second City), Michael Burton (New York’s The Peoples Improv Theater) and Kevin Scott (New York’s Centralia). $5. 7pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com
MAUI FOODIE KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Feb 23. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, also offering free historical and cellar tours. 10am. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Feb 23. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers and those who want to learn more about grape production on Maui. $50. 3:30pm. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Feb 23. Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the
chef. $50. 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SALE - Fri. Feb 24 - Sun. Feb 26. Get your sweet tooth fix and support the local Girls Scouts. 8am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FRIDAY NIGHT FILMS - Fri. Feb 24. Experience cocktails inspired by stars and classic films of the silver screen! Mixologists stir up movie magic following the movie complete with live music. 5:30pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com ‘OFF DA VINE’ WINEMAKER DINNER - Fri. Feb 24. “Off da Vine” will feature five courses by Chef Sarmiento, paired with MauiWine’s presented by winemaker Mark Beaman. The Son’z Steakhouse menu centers on the finest cuts of meats and freshest seafood with locally grown produce. Reservations required due to limited availability in seating. $125. 5:30pm. Son’z Steakhouse at Hyatt Regency Maui, (200 Nohea Kai Dr, Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4508; Sonzrestaurant.com MONTESSORI SCHOOL OF MAUI DINNER PROJECT - Fri. Feb 24. Join Montessori on the lanai near their Garden Classroom for an exquisite four-course meal with artfully selected wine pairings, presented by Chef Ben Diamond of The Wooden Crate at Lumeria Maui. Open to the public, this is a 100 percent tax-deductible event. $175. 6pm. Montessori School of Maui, (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; Momi.org CHARITY PINT NIGHT - Fri. Feb 24. Ka Hale a Ke Ola Homeless Resource Center is dedicated to serving the needs of the homeless and hungry on Maui. Help MBC’s Kahana Brewpub donate HALF of all house beer profits to KHAKO. 6pm. Maui Brewing Company Kahana, (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; Mauibrewingco.com HAPA DINNER SHOW - Sat. Feb 25. Enjoy a fun filled evening of great Hawaiian music and dine from a select menu of exceptional entrees, pupus, and cocktails. $35 in advance, $40 day of show. 6pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com BENDS AND BREWS - Sat. Feb 25. Join MBC for an all levels yoga class followed by drinks in the Kihei Tasting Room. Must be 21+ to participate. Reservations recommended. $20. 11am. Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Feb 26. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 7am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Feb 26. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Mar 1. The Luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations, and a fantastic Luau buffet. There will be beautiful Hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com
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ART SCENE AKIHIKO IZUKURA: THE WAY OF NATURAL TEXTILE EXHIBIT - Until - Sun. Mar 19. Master textile artist Akihiko Izukura of Kyoto creates work that honors sustainability and symbiosis with nature. His project will fill the expanse of the gallery with a fiber installation made entirely of hand-woven, naturally dyed silk, produced by silkworms. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org BROKEN = ART BROKEN OR BROKEN OPEN GROUP SHOW - Until- Wed. Mar 1. Grab a tasty bite to eat, sip on something yummy and feast your eyes on heart themed art works from this talented group of Maui artists. 7am. Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com
MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Matt Del Olmo & Orion Hitzig, 6:30pm, WED- Randall Rospond, 6:30pm
Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover
MON-TBA, TUE- Jazz at the Cat 7:30pm WED- Benny Uyetake 7pm
Service Industry Night Time TBA
Brandt Quick, 4-6pm Rampage, 9pm
DJ $Mike, 9pm
Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm
MON- Corona Day, TUE & WED- Pool League
Trivia Night 7pm
MON- MA’s Mix 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- TBA
Kanoa 2-5pm, DJ Gary Oneal 9pm-close
Scott Baird 2-5pm, Maui Blues Band 9-11pm, DJ Andrew Dana 11pm
Johnny Ringo 2-5pm, Zodiac Party w/ Kid Continental, Gaia & DJ Andrew Dana 9pm
Jason Archilla 2-5pm
MON- Chad Kaya 2-5pm, TUE- David Dawson 2-5pm, WED- Brant Quick 2-5pm & Industry Night w/ Gary Oneal (Time TBA)
Late Night w/ DJ Illz
Corey Rezner 11-1pm, Late Night w/ DJ Andy
MON-Jon Kanekua 11-1pm, TUE- Noa Zeb 11-1pm, WED- TBA
Gretchen Rhodes & Houseshakers, 6:30-9:30pm
The Houseshakers 6:30-9:30pm
Paul Johnson 7-10pm
Paul Marchetti Band, 6:30pm
MON- Black & Gold 6:30pm, TUE & WED Citizen Cope 9-11pm
formed into a comprehensive display of new works in a wide variety of media by a selection of Hawaii’s most celebrated fine art artists. 10:30am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com ‘QUICK DRAW’ PAINTING EVENT - Fri. Feb 24. Maui Plein Air Painting Invitational. A two-hour “Quick Draw” painting event will amaze art lovers and students. Some onlookers are artists themselves, picking up brush and palette knife techniques from the professionals. Others are thrilled to see talent in actions as the creation emerges. 9am. Hanaka‘o‘o (Canoe) Beach Park, (Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. Mile Marker 23.4, Lahaina). FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Feb 24. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com INTO THE BLUE: OPEN STUDIOS - Sat. Feb 25. Featuring resident artists Em, Gerald Wright, Taylor Binda, Hannah Preziosi, Geoffrey T. Moore, Soccasins Footwear and Kari Lisa Johnson. Also welcoming guest artist Adrift Art with DJ Chad Kistler on Vinyl. 2pm. Treehouse Space at Pauwela Cannery, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); 808-931-9243; Treehouse.space
MORT LUBY - Until - Fri. Feb 24. Mort Luby will wield his brush at the Lahaina gallery every Friday in February. Come and meet this engaging and collectable oil and watercolor artist. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com
PHOTOGRAPHER, SANDRA GREENBERG - Sun. Feb 26. See a collection of her photographs from around the Hawaiian Islands will be on display every Sunday in the month of February. 10am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com
ANNA KEAY - Until- Mon. Mar 6. Anna Keay creates brilliantly colored close-up studies of the exotic tropical flowers found on Maui. Searching for that unique detail in nature, she replicates each petals vibrant beauty, delighting the eyes and soothing the soul. 1pm. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com
WATERCOLOR ARTIST, LUANA KAMA - Tue. Feb 28. Luana enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com
CELEBRATION OF HAWAII 2017: DIVERSITY - Thu. Feb 23 - Wed. Mar 1. The gallery is trans-
WED- New Ladies Night w/ TRVR & DJ LX, 10pm $10
Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar 7am
QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION-STUDENT ART CONTEST - Until - Sat. Mar 18. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center and ‘Ahahui Ka‘ahumanu invite all Maui, Molokai and Lanai student to participate in an art contest in celebration of Her Majesty’s 249th birthday. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com
THE CROSSROADS USO EXHIBIT - Thu. Feb 23. The Makawao History Museum commemorates the nearly 200,000 servicemen and women who trained and took leave in and near Makawao during World War II. Free. 10am. Makawao History Museum, (3642 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2482; Makawaomuseum.org
MON- Movies, Games & Music 10pm, TUE- Latin Night w/ Salsa Dancing 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wed w/Dance Music,10pm
Inna Vision Highest Grade Tour w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm, $15/$20
Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988
1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299
Sundaze Sessions w/DJ Firefly, 10pm
90s Night w/ DJ Blast, 10pm, $10
Mark Johnstone & Friends 6:30pm, no cover
COOL CAT CAFE DIAMOND'S ICE BAR
Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm
Reality Break w/ Mr Rogers (CA), Deviant & TRVR, 10pm $10
Frisky Friday w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm
POLITICAL EVENTS MAUI ‘THROWDOWN THURSDAY’S’ RALLIES - Thu. Feb 23. Every Thursday, peaceful resistance continues in response to the many untenable policies the new administration is proposing that threaten democracy. 4pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu RENEWABLE FUEL PIONEER TO HOST HA-
WAIIAN BLESSING OF MAUI CROP SITE - Fri. Feb 24. Pacific Biodiesel will farm sunflowers as a biofuel crop on 115 acres in Maui’s central valley. To mark this milestone, the company is hosting a Hawaiian blessing on the crop site led by Kimokeo Kapahulehua. Bob and Kelly King, founders of Pacific Biodiesel. Round-trip transportation will be provided to the crop site via shuttles using locally produced biodiesel. 8am. Mill House Maui at Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-270-0303; Millhousemaui.com
CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 23RD MAUI BLOOD DRIVES - Until - Fri. Feb 24. Sign up to save lives. The general requirements to donate blood are, be in good health, weigh 110lb or more, be 18 or older (ages 16-17 with signed Blood Bank of Hawaii parent/guardian consent form). Schedule is as follows: Feb. 20, 8:30am2:30pm and Feb. 21, 8am-5:45pm at UHMC. Feb. 22, 9:30am-3pm at Kamehameha Schools Maui Campus. Feb. 23, 10:45am-4pm at Kihei Community Center. Feb. 24, 7:30am-1:30pm at Baldwin High School. Call or go online to make an appointment or for more information. 8:30am. Blood Bank of Hawaii; 808-848-4770; BHS.org KA NOHONA MAHIKO: PLANTATION LIFE Thu. Feb 23. Learn from former workers and Kupuna about life at Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar. Featuring Chef Kyle Kawakami of Maui Fresh Streatery. 5:30pm. Hale Ho‘ike‘ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org MAUI AUTHOR JILL ENGLEDOW KICKS OFF ‘AKAKU UPSTAIRS’ SALON SERIES - Thu. Feb 23. Journalist and author Jill Engledow will share from her book Sugarcane Days: Remembering Maui’s Hawaiian Commercial and Sugar Company. Seating is limited, please RSVP. 6pm. Akaku Maui Community Media, (333 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-871-5554; Akaku.org STUDENT EXHIBITION NIGHT - Thu. Feb 23. Students will showcase a variety of projects focusing on an array of subjects-including local sustainability issues, coding software experiences, community service projects, natural disasters and personal health, exploration of different cultures, multi-genre
autobiographies and lots of independent projects. Free. 5pm. Kihei Charter High School, (300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-875-0700; Kiheicharter.org STAND UP FOR THE WHALES - Thu. Feb 23. Join Jodelle Fitzwater and Maui Adventure Girl Miranda Camp as a part of Whale Tales 2017 for a guided charity paddle where you might possibly even paddle among humpback whales. Funds raised at Whale Tales support whale research efforts in the Hawaiian Islands. 7:30am. Keawakapu Beach, (South Kihei Road); WhaleTrust.org GROOVE TO THE MOVE - Thu. Feb 23. QKC, Meadow Gold Dairies and Hui No Ke Ola Pono presents Groove To Move. Bring your walking shoes and get “moving” together toward a healthier community. 10am. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Feb 23. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HULA LESSONS - Thu. Feb 23. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com AYURVEDA IN THE POSTPARTUM - Thu. Feb 23. Information and tips for navigating the postpartum time using the principles of Ayurveda. Free for Pacific Birth Collective (PBC) members. $5. 5pm. The Office Maui, (250 Alamaha St., Kahului); Pacificbirthcollective.org BASIC BEVERAGE SERVICE - Thu. Feb 23. Learn the fundamentals of beverage service including beer, wine, spirits and non-alcoholic beverages. $139. 5:30pm. Edventure at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave, Kahului); 808-984-3231; Edventuremaui.com THE ART OF MELTING CONFLICT IN ALL RELATIONSHIPS - Thu. Feb 23. This seminar offers participants valuable tools on how to use conflict as a vehicle for greater awareness, healing and learning how to most effectively get what we really want in romance, family, and business. $20 early/ $30 at the door. 6pm. Lee Shapiro, (118 Waaula Pl., Kihei); 808-268-1000; Hleeshapiro.com
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HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010
JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
Dat Guyz, 9pm-close
Island Reggae, 9pm-close
Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close
MON- Karaoke 8pm, TUE- Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm
Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)
Guest Musician, 7-10pm
Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)
John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)
MON- Mel & Soundlab 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano & Paul Bunuan 7-10pm, WED- Guest Musician 7-10pm
Eric Gilliom & Vince Esquire, 8-10pm
Benny & Rock 6-8pm
MON- Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Jim Spector, 5:30pm
Sal Godinez, 5-8pm
Island Soul, 5:30pm
TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover
MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)
Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm
Soul Kitchen Big Band, -9pm
Luna Overdrive 6:30pm
Celtic Tigers, 7pm
MON- Joyce & Gord 6:30pm, TUE- Mardis Gras Party w/ Soul Kitchen 6:30pm $15/$20, WED- TBA
Hot Friday’s w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikazaa, 10pm
Euphoria w/ DJ Big Mike, 10pm
Karaoke, Free Pool & Brant Quick 7-11pm
Ladies Night w/ specials, 9pm
Dart Tournament, NBA & NHL
MON- Naughty Bingo w/ Miss Misha, TUE- $2 Taco Tuesdays, WED- Specials & Darts, 7pm
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220
MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 662-3700
PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084
NVMC MINI POP-UP EXHIBIT: DAY OF REMEMBRANCE: EXECUTIVE ORDER 9066 - Until - Fri. Mar 10. It’s been 75 years since President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed Executive Order 9066, authorizing the interning of JapaneseAmericans. The Nisei Veterans Memorial Center invites the public to view the exhibit which will be open from Mon-Fri. 12pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24TH PHOTO WALK: EXPLORE WAIHE‘E COASTAL DUNES AND WETLAND RESERVE - Fri. Feb 24. Join a fantastic group of fellow photographers for a one-day photography walk in a beautiful Maui location. Guided by professional photographer Aubrey Hord and Scott Fischer of Hawaiian Islands Land Trust (HILT). 8am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com PUBLIC EMPLOYEE UNIONS AND PENSION TALK - Fri. Feb 24. Libertarian author Steven Greenhut will talk about public employee unions and pension. He will open the books on police and fire departments across the country and show that the problems of pension spiking, overtime and luxury benefits are also happening in Hawaii. Cost is $20 and includes lunch. 11:30am. Maui Country Club, (48 Nonohe Pl., Paia); 808-877-7893; GrassrootInstitute.com MAUI WRITERS INK: SHORT STORIES AND POEMS - Fri. Feb 24. So begins the inaugural collection of 33 stories and poems by eight local authors and all members of Maui Writers Ink. Their new book will be featured at this Special Book Signing with many of the authors on hand to sign your purchases. 5pm. Joelle C. Gallery, (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-662-0799; Joellecgallery.com
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 25TH WHALE DRUM EXCURSION - Sat. Feb 25. This OmZone high vibration journey has African drumming, dancing, libations, the Maui sunset and of course the graceful whales. Beer, wine, Mai Tais and fruit drinks available for purchase. BYO Snacks. $30-50. 3:30pm. OmZone Maui, (Ma‘alaea Harbor, Slip #44); Omzonemaui.com WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Feb 25. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com E-CYCLING - Sat. Feb 25. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax ma-
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chines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle KARAOKE STAR SATURDAYS - Fri. Feb 24. Grab your friends or go solo for QKC’s Karaoke Night with Karaoke Jockey Dean Sakurai of Star Tracks Karaoke Maui. Free. 5pm. Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Feb 25. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com
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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 27TH SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Feb 27. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua, singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 28TH E-CYCLING - Tue. Feb 28. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle
KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - Sun. Feb 26. In collaboration with the community and NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach on the northwest coastline of Maui in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place, Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS Tue. Feb 28. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly domestic violence support groups for survivors, teens and children every Tuesday. Call for more information and/or to register. (Registration is required). 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-8776888 / 808-357-8260; Childandfamilyservice.org
ENGINEERING DAY BY MAUI SCIENCE CENTER - Sun. Feb 26. Inviting curious and inventive minds of all ages. Design and build a marble run with the help of a professional engineer, test your flying apparatus, check out local robotics creations and other exciting hands-on activities and demonstrations from local engineering companies and community organizations. Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8773369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com
UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Feb 28. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com
TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Feb 26. Enjoy a traditional Polynesian performance by Te Tiare Patitifa on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com BODY AND SOUL: THE STATE OF THE JEWISH NATION - Sun. Feb 26. Body and Soul is a powerful new documentary, which sets the record straight eloquently and comprehensively. It not only shows the undeniable historical connection between the Jewish People and the Land of Israel, but also succeeds in debunking the propaganda, myths and misinformation that have become accepted as truth by so many. Free. 6pm. Milega Hawaii, (315 Hukilike St., Kahului); 808-281-4427; AVoiceForIsrael.com.
THE POWER OF ATTRACTION, SCIENCE AND SPIRITUALITY - Tue. Feb 28. Free interactive presentation by Know Thyself as Soul Foundation, International. 7pm. Unity Church of Maui– Soul Space Maui, (483 S. High St., Wailuku); 1-877-MEDITATE; Knowthyself.org
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1ST KEIKI ALOHA HULA CLASS - Wed. Mar 1. Keiki Aloha Hula brings the aloha, and the love of Hawaiian dance to Upcountry kids ages 7 to 12 in a noncompetitive, creative, nurturing environment. This is a fun class where students will learn the basics, and fundamentals of hula movement, as well as language and culture appreciation. 4:15pm. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Mar 1. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel,
island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. Get a free parking validation with any purchase from a market vendor. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com
LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIE’S KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining CANE AND CANOE AT MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin and Dayan Kai 5:30-9pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:308:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Scotty 4:30-7:30pm; Thu, Harry 8-11pm; Fri, Joe 4:30-7:30pm; Fri, Harry 8-11pm; Sat, Scotty 4:30-7:30pm; Sat, Brooks 8-11pm; Sun, Joe 4:30-7:30pm; Sun, Scotty 8-11pm; Mon, Mark 4:30-7:30pm; Mon, Evan 8-11pm; Tue, Scotty 4:30-7:30pm; Tue, Brooks 8-11pm; Wed, Brooks 4:30-7:30pm; Wed, Harry 8-11pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI Thu, Tim Osborne 6:30-8pm; Fri, Scott Baird 6-8pm; Sat, Larry Golis and Hollis Lee 6am-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6-8pm; Tue, Scott Baird 6-8pm; Wed, Scott Baird 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Live Music 11am1pm; Fri, Corey Rezner 11am-1pm; Sat, Jon Kaneakua 11am-1pm; Mon, Jon Kaneakua 11am1pm; Tue, Noa Zeb 11am-1pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com
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SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286
SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004
SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444
STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206
STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380
THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133
TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052
WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku - 243-9351
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover
Jamie Gallo, 4-6pm, DJ Big Mike, 10pm
Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini & Ynot, 10pm
Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ Kamikazee 10pm
Viva La Rumba 4pm, Sunday Lounge w/ DJ Joralien, 10pm
MON- Kanoa 4pm, DJ Big Mike 10pm, TUE- Jon Bowser 4-6pm, DJ Salvo 10pm, WED- Natalie Nicole 4pm, DJ Lobstah 10pm
Lady Dlishz’s Maragarita Specials
Just Us, no cover
Free Pool & Drink Specials
Mary’s & Mimosas, SIN
MON-Martini Monday, TUE- $2 Tuesday w/ free pool all day, WED- Whiskey Wed w/ Karaoke & free pool 6pm-close
Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover
Sunburn, $4 cover, 8-12pm
Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover
Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover
Capt Dan, 6:30-8:30pm
DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett Probst and Keali’i Lum 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com
PACIFIC’O ON THE BEACH - Fri, The Armadillo 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com
HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com
PI ARTISAN PIZZERIA - Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Mon, Scot Freeman 6-9pm; Wed, DJ Zinn 6-9pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com
JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Musician 7-10pm; Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, Mel and Sound Lab 7-10pm; Tue, Nino Toscano and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Guest Musician 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com
RELISH OCEANSIDE BAR AT WESTIN MAUI RESORT - Thu, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; Fri, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; Sat, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; Sun, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; Mon, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; Tue, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; Wed, Braddah Keoki Ruiz 6:30-9pm; (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-2525; Westinmaui.com/dining/relish-oceanside
KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Eric Gilliom and Vince Esquire 8-10pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:309:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHIS LAHAINA - Thu, Summer Macedo and Shawn McLauglin 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Brian and Meryl 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Two Cats 6-9pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 5:30-7:30pm; Tue, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5:30-7:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl Yecies 3-5pm; Fri, Peter deAquino 3-5pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Gabe and Austin 10am-1pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Peter deAquino 3-5pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 3-5pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Massa and Meryl Yecies 3-5pm; Tue, Phil and Angela Benoit 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Peter deAquino 3-5pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com
PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL AT WESTIN KAANAPALI RESORT - Thu, Live Music 6-9pm; Tue, Live Music 5-8pm; Wed, Live Music 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pailolo PAU HUAKA‘I TIKI BAR - Fri, Josh Sumibcay 5-8pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; (180 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-1000; Kaanapalibeach.hyatt.com
PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Johnny Ringo 3-6pm; Sat, Guest Musician 3-6pm; Sun, Codae 3-6pm; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; Pineapplegrillmaui.com PIONEER INN - Thu, Greg di Piazza 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 6-9pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com
SANGRITA GRILL AND CANTINA - Thu, Live Flamenco Music by Indio and Avi 6:30-8:30pm; (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6000; Sangritagrill.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT AT NAPILI KAI RESORT - Thu, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Fri, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com THE DIRTY MONKEY - Thu, Kanoa 2-5pm; Fri, Scott Baird 2-5pm; Fri, Maui Blues Band 9-11pm; Sat, Johnny Ringo 2-5pm; Sun, Jason Archilla 2-5pm; Mon, Chad Kaya 2-5pm; Tue, David Dawson 2-5pm; Wed, Brant Quick 2-5pm; (844 Front St., Lahiana); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com
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In some cases, signs opposite each other on the zodiac wheel aren’t so different–Leos and Aquarians, for example, are in many ways quite similar. You and your opposing sign, Virgo, however, have little common ground. They embrace organization, order, activity, and efficiency, and see chaos as a thing to tame. You, on the other hand, treasure your periods of inactivity, can be equally inspired or overwhelmed by chaos, and reject entirely the idea of exerting too much control over your reality. It’s not that one viewpoint is better than the other. It’s just that each has its own advantages. Given your situation this week, acting like a Virgo will serve you better than your usual M.O. ever could. Why don’t you try it? ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)
Different predators use different methods to catch their prey. Some lie patiently in wait for long periods. Others stalk their victims until they can catch them unawares. Some lay traps. Still others rely on greater strength or speed to simply run them down. And some, like the wiliest of your tribe, employ all of these strategies, and more, when in pursuit of what they want. Many of you, however, stick to the one or two methods that come most naturally, and thus miss out on lots of money, action, and fun. Exercise your versatility this week, Aries, and instead of using the same tired old game, try something that might actually work. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
Is sex the glue that holds your relationship together (or kept previous connections from falling apart)? That’s not uncommon, and it’s certainly understandable. But it’s also why so many relationships fall apart when the sex ebbs (as it inevitably does), and why earnest post-break-up entreaties to “still be friends” so often fail. Is the person you love also someone you like? How much do you enjoy each other out of the sack? This is a good week to address those questions, and develop your connection outside the bedroom. I know “work on your friendship” is kind of boring advice this week, but guess what? If you do, the sex’ll get better, too. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
If you’re still waiting for the stamp of approval from someone–your boss, pal, or lover–you’re deluding yourself, because it’s never going to happen. This doesn’t mean your idea is bad. It just means they’re not capable of wrapping their head around it, so they’re not going to be able to wholeheartedly support it. Sorry. As much as you’d like to have their encouragement and assistance, you’re on your own with this one. It’s kind of a test. How much do you believe in yourself? How much can you rely on yourself? The good news is that if you pull this one off, despite their doubts, you’ll probably have their cooperation the next time around. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
You’re one of the three signs I understand best (probably just after my beloved Leos and Aries). Thus I have tons of compassion for you. I also have a powerful drive to push you, because I know that’s what you need, sometimes: that little extra shove to shake you out of a rut, jumpstart you into action, or simply wake you up. This week I want you to remember the times you’ve most been stuck, and how you’ve eventually gotten out of them. Who helped you? How? I don’t care if you’ve already done it, but go thank them, again, at once. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
Guilt is not a useful emotion here, especially because it’s regarding other feelings–none of which you can control. If you insist on invoking the whole remorse thing, apply it only to your actions, not your emotions. Above all, reject outside expectations. (For instance, I initially felt pretty guilty when I was more relieved and exhilarated than sad that a relationship was over; that was, however, mostly about ideas I had about what one was “supposed to” feel at the end of a relationship.) Feel what you feel, darling, without judging it
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This week you might feel a bit like a submarine anchored to the ocean floor, and running out of air. Your mission, however, demands that you remain here just a little bit longer, so panicking would not serve you well. Anyway, everything’s actually fine at the moment; everyone’s got what they need to survive, if not thrive. It’s just that reserves are dangerously low and you can’t help worrying that they won’t suffice to do what you’ve got to do. Keep your cool. It’s probably going to be kind of a close thing. But you’ll pull through. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
Last night I dreamt you were doing some kind of belly dance striptease, a la Salomé. You had layers and layers of gauzy veils, which you tantalizingly pulled away until finally you yanked off the last two to reveal what you had on underneath: Granny’s unflattering flannel pajamas. I woke up laughing, but I could imagine those who wouldn’t; the ones who don’t share your sense of humor, or who can’t help being led on by their expectations. Be aware of these fellows, this week, Libra, because they could, if you let them, spoil your fun.
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Even if you’re one of those Scorpios who loves it when it’s cold and snowy, and who resist complaining about winter weather, you still can’t help but look forward to Spring. Those first few hints–a warm breath of wind, a bit of birdsong–can make you hopeful and impatient for the whole deal. That makes every subsequent snowflake or patch of ice slightly frustrating. Does this sound familiar? You’ve been venturing happily into the unknown for ages now, but just a glimpse of the light at the end of the tunnel would probably have you sprinting for it. Am I right? Well, get ready to run, because just such a glimpse should glimmer forth this week. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
No one wakes up looking their best. For most of us, it takes a little while to get up to speed; we’ve got to shower, shit, fix our bedheads, and so on before we’re ready to put our best faces forward. So I don’t know why you’re expecting to jump right into your newest venture and perform at the top of your game. Would you enter a modeling contest fresh out of bed and still hung-over from the night before? This is much the same. Give yourself time to warm up, prepare, and get into it. If it’s a race and others pull ahead, so be it. You can work on catching up later. I’m still betting on you–and I doubt I’m the only one.
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Although naturally there were popular Capricorns, many of your tribe mates weren’t part of the in-crowd when they were in school. In fact, I know lots of poor Goats who suffered horrible nicknames or humiliating situations back then. Most of them moved on, but others never forgot what it was like to feel like an outsider. Now that you’re most definitely an insider–at least in this one particular situation–please remember or imagine what it was like to be left out of that, and what you wished someone might have done for you. Then do exactly that for the one who needs (or deserves) it most. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
Still wishing for the body you had five years ago? Don’t you remember that five years back you were longing for the body you had five years before that? When will you be happy? Never, at this rate. No one has the “perfect” body. You’ll basically be content when you simply decide that what you’ve got isn’t so bad. This work, work on being at least satisfied (hell, go for overjoyed, if you can) with the hand you’re dealt. That shouldn’t keep you from making desired changes to improve things, but I guarantee you: change will come a lot easier if you’re happy, not disgruntled, while you go for it. To contact Caeriel send mail to email@example.com
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