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Gabbard has repeatedly described her trip as a “fact-finding” mission on the Syrian Civil War. “Rep. Gabbard serves on the House Armed Services and Foreign Affairs Committees, and in those capacities follows the developments in the conflict in Syria and its impact on neighboring countries,” states her Traveler Form, first made public yesterday.

“My visit to Syria has made it abundantly clear: Our counterproductive regime change war does not serve America’s interest, and it certainly isn’t in the interest of the Syrian people,” Gabbard said in a press release her office sent out shortly after she returned on Jan. 22. “I return to Washington, DC with even greater resolve to end our illegal war to overthrow the Syrian government. I call upon Congress and the new Administration to answer the pleas of the Syrian people immediately and support the Stop

overthrow the Syrian government and focus our attention on defeating al-Qaeda and ISIS.” Gabbard said in her post-trip press release that she “had no intention” of meeting with Assad, and her proposed trip itinerary, also first released on Wednesday, makes that clear. Gabbard’s proposed itinerary lists no scheduled meeting with Assad (or any Syrian government officials, for that matter). But the final list of meetings Gabbard held during her trip refers to two meetings with Assad–the first, which lasted 90 minutes on Jan. 16, took place a mere 45 minutes after she arrived in Syria (she followed it up with an hour-long meeting with Asma al-Assad, the First Lady of Syria). Her second meeting with Assad took place two days later, and lasted 30 minutes.

“The final itinerary reflects changes due to the rapidly shifting environment in Syria and Leba-

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SHIFTING MAPS IN A&B EAST MAUI WATER CONTESTED CASE HEARING

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There was a pretty interesting story on the state Commission on Water Resource Management contested case hearing involving Alexander & Baldwin’s thirst for East Maui water in The Maui News on Saturday, Feb. 11. Though the company’s subsidiary Hawaii Commercial & Sugar (HC&S) no longer grows sugar and wants to transition to “diversified agriculture,” the company says it needs 115 million gallons of water every day.

Though down from the 200 million gallons a day the company used when growing sugar, it’s still a whole lot of water.

But buried fairly deep in the story is fascinating statement by Maui Tomorrow Executive Director Albert Perez on A&B’s plan: “It ‘doesn’t have any timeline or steps on how they are going to get there,’” Perez told the paper. The reporter who wrote the story then wrote, “He added that a map of anticipated diversified agricultural uses keeps changing.”

This is a very curious point that should have demanded follow-up from Perez, but there wasn’t any. This is a problem, because A&B is selling off at least some parcels of their vaunted 36,000 acres of cane land, so their maps should be changing. After all, on Feb. 6, we broke the story that A&B had sold 339 acres of prime Paia land to a Mainland businessman (See “Big Paia Land Deal” by Deborah Caulfield Rybak, Feb. 6).

But had the paper printed some sort of follow-up with Perez, readers would have discovered that A&B’s maps are changing–but not in a timely enough manner. See, that Paia land sale had taken place back in December 2016, but according to maps A&B used in the contested case hearing, that land was still appearing on a map of the company’s land holdings until Feb. 3, 2017. On that day, A&B issued a new map that suddenly showed the company no longer owned

those acres (on the maps here, there’s a green circle around the 339-acre parcel in question).

So clear up until early February, A&B was including the 339 acres it had already sold in its case on how much water it needs to function–in this case, the land was designated for bio-energy crops. But the new A&B map dated Feb. 3 shows those acres to be white–no longer owned by the company (the surrounding lands also carry new crop designations, as Perez noted in The Maui News story).

In any case, the Commission on Water Resource Management won’t rule on the East Maui water matter for at least another month, according to The Maui News.

REP. GABBARD FINALLY RELEASES SYRIA TRIP DISCLOSURE FORMS Though they were supposed to be made public by Monday, Feb. 6, reporters didn’t get a look at the complete travel disclosure documents for U.S. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard’s January trip to Syria and Lebanon–which included a meeting with Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad–until Wednesday, Feb. 8. Still, they were illuminating.

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non and due to our desire to meet as many individuals and groups within Syria and Lebanon,” states Gabbard’s trip documents. Indeed, Gabbard’s proposed itinerary also listed two press conferences, in both Syria and Lebanon, “with local and international media outlets and journalists.” Neither appears on her final itinerary.

The final itinerary shows Gabbard spent a lot of time meeting with people fighting “ISIS & Al Qaeda” in Syria, but just 90 minutes with “Syrian political opposition leaders” (who exactly they were, and what they spoke of with Gabbard, is unknown).

Though Gabbard’s trip was originally paid for by the Cleveland-based organization Arab American Community Center for Economic and Social Services (AACCESS)– Ohio, Gabbard said she would pay for the trip out of her own pocket after various news reports showed that AACCESS-Ohio may, in fact, have ties to the Syrian government. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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by Suzanne Kayian

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PAIA YOUTH CENTER GETS CONSIDERABLE COMMUNITY SUPPORT

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SO DOES MALAMA FAMILY RECOVERY CENTER Malama Na Makua A Keiki (Malama Family Recovery Center) has received a $4,640 grant from Women’s Fund of Hawaii. The money will go to support the organization’s Maternal-Fetal and Parenting Program.

The Maui nonprofit is Maui’s only women-specific addiction treatment center and the only place on the island where infants and young children can live with their moms in therapeutic and sober living environments. The nonprofit provides

PULEHU NAMES NEW CHEF DE CUISINE

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Pulehu, an Italian Grill, located at The Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas, has named Jesse Pita as its chef de cuisine. In celebration of the award-winning Italian restaurant’s growth and new culinary direction, it hosted “Nuova Foglia” (which means “new leaf” in Italian), a chef’s tasting dinner on Saturday, Feb. 11.

“Chef Jesse’s Italian heritage and New York upbringing will continue Pulehu’s tradition of quality, classic Italian cuisine while adding a personal touch to our signature restaurant,” said Brandon Maeda,

food and beverage director at The Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. “We’re excited to welcome him to this new role and look forward to celebrating our culinary journey with guests at our upcoming event.”

The “Nuova Foglia” event featured a four-course dinner with classic Italian wine pairings; Pita prepared dishes right in front of guests, including a classic flaming Parmesan wheel of pasta. The event offered a seating at 6pm and one at 8pm. It was $55 per person (plus tax and gratuity).

Pita, originally from Long Island, New York, credits his Italian upbringing for his cooking style and inspiration. His approach will bring Italian favorites with a modern twist to the menu, including handmade pastas and hearty, homemade lasagna.

Pita received his bachelor’s degree at the Culinary Institute of America in New York and has held multiple sous

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The Paia Youth & Cultural Center recently received more than $40,000 in support from the community. The Paia Youth Council, Inc. dba PYCC, received $40,000 from the Hawaii Community Foundation (HCF) FLEX Grants program–$7,500 from the Wilson P. Cannon Fund of the HCF; $10,000 from the Kosasa Family Fund of the HCF; $10,000 from the Rev. Taki Okumura Family Fund of the HCF; $2,500 from the Kent & Polli Smith Family Fund; $5,000 from the Bernice von Hamm Fund of the HCF; and $5,000 from the Youth Matters Endowment Fund of the HCF. The PYCC also received $250 from The Haynes Family Fund of the Hawai’i Community Foundation.

Hawaii Community Foundation launched the FLEX Grants program in 2013 to invest in nonprofits that embody good management and demonstrate high

performance by providing them with a source of flexible unrestricted support.

A spokesperson for the PYCC said they are honored and extremely grateful to receive the funds. The money will enable the PYCC to continue to offer to its members their high-quality life skills program. To find out more information about the PYCC visit their website at pyccmaui.org or stop in for a tour during opening hours; visitors are always welcome.

caring, holistic substance abuse treatment to women and children so families can live safe, independent and healthy lives.

The program supported by the grant will help prevent drug and alcohol use by women during and after pregnancy, encourage mother–baby/child bonding and provide support to mothers of children with Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder.

“Most of these women have given up hope and don’t think they can get better,” said Dr. Lisa Ponichtera, Malama’s Clinical Director. “Thanks to this grant and the community’s support, our clients can turn their lives around and be loving and capable parents. We are deeply grateful to the Women’s Fund of Hawaii for their generous gift.”

The grant also allowed Malama to purchase “Goodnight Moon” board books and bunny blankies as well as womb music heartbeat baby monitors with conductive gel. “We are so excited that moms at Malama can share this classic bedtime story tradition with their children and that our pregnant clients can read to their unborn babies and listen as their babies’ heartbeats slow in response,” said Megan Morrow, Malama Program Assistant. “Expectant and new mothers will also hold the bunny blankies while reading because they will retain their scent, thereby soothing their babies later on and enhancing bonding.”

The grant will also enhance Malama’s parenting support services by covering the cost of purchasing and implementing “The Incredible Years” Baby and Toddler Parenting Program curriculum. Malama relies on the community’s support for its programs that target pregnant women and mothers with young children. To learn how you can help, visit malamafamilyrecovery.org or call Development Coordinator Frances Duberstein at 808579-8414, ext. 8102.

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chef positions at several well-known Maui restaurants including Merriman’s Kapalua, Pacific‘o Restaurant and most recently, Ocean Pool Bar & Grill (now Auntie’s Kitchen) at The Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas.

In his new position, Pita will oversee Pulehu’s menu design and culinary concept development, while maintaining the highest level of excellence and freshness to continue the restaurant’s prestigious history of awards and accolades.

For more information or to make a reservation, please visit pulehurestaurantmaui.com or call 808-667-3254. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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by Chuck Shepard

News Of The Weird SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED Schools’ standardized tests are often criticized as harmfully rigid, and in the latest version of the Texas Education Agency’s STAAR test, poet Sara Holbrook said she flubbed the “correct” answer for “author motivation”–in two of her own poems that were on the test.

Writing in Huffington Post in January, a disheartened Holbrook lamented, “Kids’ futures and the evaluations of their teachers will be based on their ability to guess the so-called correct answer to [poorly] made-up questions.”

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In December, James Leslie Kelly, 52, and with a 37-conviction rap sheet dating to 1985, filed a federal lawsuit in Florida claiming that his latest brush with the law was Verizon’s fault and not his. Kelly was convicted of stealing the identity of another James Kelly and taking more than $300 in Verizon services. He bases his case on the Verizon sales representative’s having spent “an hour and a half” with him– surely enough time, he says, to have figured out that he was not the James Kelly he was pretending to be. He seeks $72 million.

THIS WEEK IN WTF In Hong Kong in December, Mr. Lam Chung-kan, 37, pleaded guilty to stealing a bottle of a co-worker’s breast milk at work and drinking it–but only to help with “stress” in his job as a computer technician.

Undermining the health-improvement explanation was a photo Lam sent the woman, showing himself in an aroused state.

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London’s The Guardian reported in January that “dozens” of people have been charged or jailed recently for “defaming” the new Myanmar government, which has been headed (in a prime-minister-like role) since April

by Aung San Suu Kyi, who was elected after her release from house detention following two decades of persecution for criticizing the longtime military regime. For her struggle for free speech, Suu Kyi was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 1991. Said the wife of the latest arrestee, Myo Yan Naung Thein, on trial for “criminal defamation” of Suu Kyi’s regime, “This is not insulting–this is just criticizing, with facts. This is freedom of speech.”

THE LITIGIOUS SOCIETY Sometime in 2006, a photographer on assignment roamed a Chipotle restaurant in Denver, snapping photos of customers. Leah Caldwell was one person photographed, but says she refused to sign the photographer’s “release”–and was surprised, nevertheless, to see a photo of herself in a Chipotle promotion in 2014 and again in 2015 (and on her table in the photo were “alcoholic beverages” she denied ever ordering). In January, Caldwell said the misuse of her image is Chipotle’s fault for ignoring her non”release,” and thus that she is entitled to

all of the profits Chipotle earned between 2006 and 2015: $2.237 billion.

PRECOCIOUS In December, Ashlynd Howell, age 6, of Little Rock, Arkansas, deftly mashed her sleeping mother’s thumbprint onto her phone to unlock the Amazon app and order $250 worth of Pokemon toys. Mom later noticed 13 email confirmations and asked Ashlynd if something was amiss. According to the Wall Street Journal report, Ashlynd said, “No, Mommy, I was shopping.”

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS The British think tank High Pay Centre reported in January that the average CEO among the U.K.’s top 100 companies (in the Financial Times Stock Exchange index) earns the equivalent of around $1,600 an hour–meaning that a 12-hour-a-day boss will earn, by mid-day Jan. 4, as much money as the typical worker at his firm will earn the entire year. (Around the same time, the antipoverty organization Oxfam reported, to an astonished press, that eight men–six Americans, headed by Bill Gates–have the same total “net worth” as the 3.6 billion people who comprise the poorest half of the planet.)

BIG MONEY An organization that tracks “high net worth” investors (Spectrem Group of Lake Forest, Illinois) reported recently that, of Americans worth $25 million or more, only about two-thirds donate $10,000 or more yearly to charity. And then there is Charles Feeney, 85, of New York City, who in December made his final gift to charity ($7 million to Cornell University), completing his pledge to give away almost everything he had–$8 billion. (He left his wife and himself $2 million to live on, in their rental apartment in San Francisco.) A January New York Times profile noted that nothing is “named” for Feeney, that the gifts were mostly anonymous, and that Feeney assiduously cultivated his low profile.

PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US “Every major event in my life has been about insects,” Aaron Rodriques, 26, told The New York Times in December, home in New York City during a winter break from his doctoral research at Purdue University on the “sweet tergal secretions” of German cockroaches, and on his way to buy a supply of crickets and hornworms. (“Hornworms,” he said, have an “amazing defense” where they “eat tobacco for the nicotine, which they exhale as a gas to scare away predators.”) “When I’m feeling stressed out,” Rodriques said, he might take one out to “calm me down.” He met his first girlfriend when she was attracted to his pet giant African millipede (as long as a human forearm), but admits that “for the vast majority” of time in school, “I was alone.” ■

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Here’s a brief digest of 10 important bills currently moving through the state Legislature that may impact your life in a profound way.

If you want more information, go to Capitol.

Hawaii.gov. If you’d like to voice your opinion to your local representative or senator, refer to our sidebar for their contact information (and yes, legislators definitely pay attention to constituent calls). It’s more important than ever that we get involved in the making of laws at all levels of government.

HB149/SB331 RELATING TO BODY-WORN VIDEO CAMERAS WHAT THEY DO: Regulates the use of body-worn video cameras by law enforce-

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ment ooffi ment fficcers ffi cers ers and and body-worn bo came ca mera ra video camera footage, but allows a great deal of latitude to each county police department.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: Hawaii County Police, Civil Beat Law Center for the Public Interest, Society of Professional Journalists Hawaii chapter. “The Hawaii Police Department supports a body-worn camera program and believes that like any other law enforcement tool, the four county police departments as nationally accredited law enforcement agencies are vested with the responsibilities to create policies and procedures which are in line with national standards,” said Hawaii Police Chief Paul Ferreira in Feb. 1 written testimony.

WHO OPPOSES THEM: ACLU of Hawaii. “While we support the use of police body-worn and vehicle cameras and generally support the footage disclosure provisions of this measure, we recommend that the Legislature set clear guidelines to protect individual privacy and ensure consistency in law enforcement practices,” said ACLU of Hawaii Advocacy Coordinator Mandy Finlay in Feb. 2 written testimony. “Police bodyworn cameras are only as good as the

policies poli po lici cies ies governing gov over er ni ning ing them. them. hem. As As written, writ wr ittten, it ten, S.B. S.B. B 331 fails to establish any guidance for the actual use of body cameras, leaving substantive policy decisions to departmental discretion. This discretion creates loopholes for abuse.”

STATUS: HB149 was re-referred to the House JUD and FIN Committees on Feb. 3.

The Senate PSM Committee deferred SB331 for the rest of the session on Feb. 2.

HB664/SB502 RELATING TO IN VITRO FERTILIZATION INSURANCE COVERAGE WHAT THEY DO: Removes any discriminatory requirements for mandatory insurance coverage of in vitro fertilization procedures, which should create parity of coverage for same-sex couples, unmarried women and male-female couples.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women, Planned Parenthood, Democratic Party of Hawaii, Democratic Party’s LGBT Caucus, Hawaii Women’s Coalition, ACLU Hawaii, National Infertility Association and the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG),

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among other organizations. “H.B. 664 is a reproductive justice measure in that it seeks to address the lack of access and/ or unequal access to infertility treatment,” stated ACOG’s Feb. 2 written testimony. “In this case, insurance coverage discriminates against and essentially restricts a person’s reproduction based on their sex, sexual orientation and/or marital status. This kind of discrimination simply has no place in Hawaii law.”

WHO OPPOSES THEM: Kaiser Permanente Hawaii most prominently. “By passing this bill, health insurers will be responsible and potentially liable for all the risks and consequences relating to medical treatment provided to the third party egg donor and/or surrogate, which is especially problematic when the third party donors or surrogates are not insured by the health plan,” Kaiser lobbyist John Kirimitsu said in a Feb. 2 letter of testimony to the House Health Committee.

STATUS: The House Health Committee voted to defer HB664 on Feb. 9. Senate JDL Committee passed SB502 with amendments on Feb. 3.

HB665/SB503 RELATING TO HEALTH INSURANCE FOR VICTIMS OF SEXUAL VIOLENCE WHAT THEY DO: Requires health insurance coverage for case management services by licensed mental health providers for victims of sexual violence.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women, Planned Parenthood, Hawaii Psychological Association, Early Childhood Action Strategy and the Hawaii Women’s Coalition. “Trauma from sexual violence often produces profound, long-term mental health symptoms that interfere with the survivor’s interpersonal, vocational, and personal functioning,” Hawaii Psychological Association Executive Director Ray Folen said in his Feb. 9 written testimony.

“Interference with vocational functioning and the need for medical and psychological care also entail a material cost to the state of Hawai’i’s health care system and economy. These costs can be reduced by coordinating assessment and treatment in the most efficacious and cost-effective manner, which requires case management.

Case management is especially important for survivors of sexual trauma because functional impairments specifically due to trauma make it difficult if not impossible for them to advocate for their needs, research the services available to them, and arrange for their own treatment.

WHO OPPOSES THEM: HMSA, though it says it supports these bills’ intent. “We believe, however, that this bill may be unnecessary as there is no distinction made when a member has a mental health issue in regards to the suspected cause or reason for the condition being treated,” said HMSA lobbyist Mark Oto in his Feb. 9 written testimony. “We do however appreciate the intent of the Bill and the previous Committee’s work to address some of our initial concerns with regard to clarifying the scope and defining the providers that this would apply to.”

STATUS: The House CPC Committee passed HB665 with amendments on Feb. 13. SB503 referred to Senate WAM Committee on Feb. 13.

HB668/SB506 RELATING TO SEXUAL ASSAULT EVIDENCE COLLECTION KITS WHAT THEY DO: Requires the Attorney General to report statistical data pertaining to the testing of sexual assault evidence collection kits to the Legislature.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: Kauai Office of Prosecuting Attorney, Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women, American Association of University Women in Hawaii, County Alliance on Prisons, Hawaii Women’s Coalition, Planned Parenthood. “The testing and preservation of evidence is crucial in ensuring that we are protecting the innocent and pursuing the guilty,” states the CAP written testimony, submitted on Feb. 2.

“We were shocked a few sessions ago when we learned that only certain people decide which kits to test. This “discretion” could lead to arbitrary and capricious decisions by these people and that is not justice.”

WHO OPPOSES THEM: There aren’t any individuals or organizations who have testified against either bill. However, the Hawaii County Prosecuting Attorney’s office, Honolulu Prosecuting Attorney and state Attorney General have all testified to having concerns about the bill, and suggested numerous amendments and changes to the bills’ timing, applicability of rights and so forth.

STATUS: SB506 SD1 passed second reading and referred to Senate JDL/WAM Committees on Feb. 13. House JUD Committee passed HB668 with amendments on Feb. 7.

HB676/SB514 RELATING TO HUMAN PAPILLOMAVIRUS VACCINE WHAT THEY DO: Authorizes pharmacists to prescribe and administer the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine to persons 11-18. They also specify requirements pharmacists must meet prior to administering the vaccine.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: The state Department of Health, University of Hawaii Hilo Daniel K. Inouye College of Pharmacy, Planned Parenthood, American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, Walgreens, CVS Health, Hawaii Immunization Coalition, HMSA, Hawaii Public Health Institute and Jerris Hedges, MD, the Dean of University of Hawaii’s John A. Burns School of Medicine. “Pharmacists are vaccination certified via the ACPE approved program sponsored by the American Pharmacists Association (APHA),” said Hedges in written testimony submitted on Feb. 7. “Immunization administration is considered a basic skill of registered pharmacists. In addition, pharmacists continue to be the most accessible health professional to the public via their availability in community pharmacies and are also educators and immunization advocators. In the last 20 years, pharmacists have made the largest impact on vaccination uptake and are improving our overall access to healthcare providers in Hawaii.”

WHO OPPOSES THEM: A variety of individuals. “The decision to vaccinate or NOT to vaccinate against HPV is a private medical matter requiring adequate informed consent, accurate education on HPV and the vaccine side effects, benefit & risk information, counseling and follow-up,” said Cheryl Toyofuku in written testimony submitted on Feb. 7. “The busy retail setting of many pharmacies will not provide the care and attention during and after vaccine administration compared to a medical office or clinic and without appropriate personnel and equipment to monitor any subsequent vaccine emergency. Busy chains, like CVS can fill several hundreds of prescriptions daily, with potential vaccine administration errors endangering the health of a child, simply for the sake of convenience. This is not quality health care to any of our keiki.”

STATUS: HB676 passed second reading on Feb. 14, referred to House CPC Committee. SB514 has been stalled in the Senate CPH Committee since Jan. 23.

HB679/SB517 RELATING TO DOMESTIC VIOLENCE TRAINING FOR STATE AND COUNTY EMPLOYEES WHAT THEY DO: Requires any state or county agency to provide domestic abuse intervention training to any personnel whose job duties may require them intervening in a domestic abuse situation.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: Kauai Prosecuting Attorney, Hawaii County Prosecuting Attorney, Honolulu Police Department, Hawaii State Coalition Against Domestic Violence, Parents and Children Together, Hawaii Women’s Coalition, Domestic Violence Action Center, Hawaii Women’s Coalition, Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women. “During the 2015-2016 Fiscal year, the Office of the Prosecuting Attorney, County of Kauai processed 354 domestic violence cases. Having proper training will enable, equip and enhance Hawaii’s first responders with the necessary tools and skills crucial to effectively deal with complex situations of domestic violence,” stated the Kauai Prosecuting Attorney’s office Feb. 3 written testimony. “Proper training would assist first responders in providing that crucial first step in the families of domestic violence to breaking the cycle of abuse.”

WHO OPPOSES THEM: Though a coalition of law enforcement agencies supports the measures, the Honolulu Prosecuting Attorney’s office doesn’t. “[T] his bill would mandate a minimum of fifteen (15) hours of training regarding domestic abuse intervention without the proper allocation of funds to facilitate such training, thereby making it nearly impossible to implement,” states the Prosecuting Attorney’s Feb. 3 written testimony. “Although H.B. 679 has good intentions, requiring mandatory training creates a financial burden for large agencies to comply, without proper funding. In addition, the lack of specificity regarding when a job duty ‘requires or may require’ intervention may lead to a wide range of interpretations by various agencies, which could lead to unintended non-compliance.”

STATUS: HB679 HD1 passed second reading in House JUD Committee on Feb. 7.

SB517 passed second reading on Feb. 13, referred to Senate JDL/WAM Committees.

HB681/SB519 RELATING TO OFFICER-INVOLVED DOMESTIC VIOLENCE WHAT THEY DO: Specifies that citizen complaints against a police officer that involve allegations of domestic abuse by the police officer against a family or household member shall not be required to be in writing or sworn to by the complainant.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: Hawaii State Coalition Against Domestic Violence, Hawaii Women’s Coalition, Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women, Domestic Violence Action Center.

WHO OPPOSES THEM: State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers (SHO-

PO). “This bill is contrary to the current SHOPO collective bargaining agreement with the four counties which requires all external complaints to be in writing and sworn to by the complainants,” states SHOPO President Tenari Ma‘afala’s Feb. 3 written testimony. “Further, we ask that you consider the testimony filed by the Department of the Attorney General on this bill on February 12, 2015, that a similar bill, HB 456, violates the Hawaii Constitution, article VIII, section 2. The Hawaii Constitution authorizes the counties to adopt charters, and the county charters have authorized the police commissions to adopt rules. The rules require complaints to be in writing and sworn to. Thus, not only would this bill be unconstitutional, it may hinder prosecution of a domestic violence case for lack of a writing [sic].”

STATUS: HB681 HD1 passed second reading in House JUD Committee on Feb. 7.

SB519 passed second reading, referred to Senate JDL Committee on Feb. 13.

HB682/SB520 RELATING TO POLICE COMMISSIONS WHAT THEY DO: Amends the composition of the county police commissions to require that three commissioners on each police commission have backgrounds including equality for women, civil rights and law enforcement.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: Hawaii State Commission on the Status of Women, American Association of University Women–Hawaii, Domestic Violence Action Center, Planned Parenthood. “I have taught at the University of Hawaii– Manoa for seven years, and have heard many horror stories from students about misunderstanding and lack of assistance from law enforcement,” said Susan J. Wurtzburg, Ph.D., of AAUW in her Feb. 1 written testimony. “This is inexcusable, and this situation will only change with appropriate monitoring by the Police Commission, along with education of both Commission members, and police, combined with police instruction from higher levels to deal appropriately with survivors of domestic violence.”

WHO OPPOSES THEM: Honolulu Mayor, Mary Kay Hertog (Chair of the Kauai Police Commission). “While commissioners with these backgrounds provide benefits to the Honolulu Police Commission, the City believes that this measure is not necessary,” states the Honolulu Mayor’s Feb. 2 written testimony.

“When appointing members to the Honolulu Police Commission, the Mayor considers these factors, as well as many other factors. The Honolulu Police Commission currently has seven members.

Adding an additional three members will make the Commission unwieldy and may impact the Commission’s ability for form a quorum.”

STATUS: HB682 has been stalled in the House JUD Committee since Jan. 25.

SB520 passed the Senate PSM Committee on Feb. 2.

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HB683/SB521 RELATING TO PUBLIC EMPLOYMENT WHAT THEY DO: Establishes a sixweek paid maternity and paternity leave policy for government employees to ensure that Hawaii’s working families are adequately supported when they need to care for a newborn or bond with a new child.

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WHAT THEY DO: Establishes a whole bunch of requirements for body-worn cameras and vehicle cameras for county police departments. Establishes policy guidelines for the use and discontinuance of use of body-worn cameras by police officers. Establishes certain restrictions on the use of body-worn cameras by on-duty police officers. Adds retention and deletion requirements for body-worn camera footage. Prohibits certain uses of body-worn camera video footage. Establishes violations of recording and retention requirements.

Appropriates funds as a grant-in-aid to each county for the purchase of bodyworn video cameras and law enforcement vehicle cameras; provided that no funds appropriated to a county shall be expended unless matched dollar-fordollar by the county. Requires the county police departments to report costs of implementing and maintaining the body-worn camera and vehicle camera program to the legislature.

WHO SUPPORTS THEM: ACLU of Hawaii, Libertarian Party of Hawaii, Society of Professional Journalists Hawaii chapter. “Body-worn police officer cameras may reduce use-of-force and citizen complaints, and may deter bad behavior of both law enforcement officers and members of the public,” said ACLU of Hawaii Advocacy Coordinator Mandy Finlay in her Feb. 2 written testimony. “A study conducted from 2012 to 2013 found an overall 60% reduction in use-of-force incidents after the body cameras were deployed (thus improving safety both for the individual officers and for the general public), and an 88% reduction in citizen complaints between the year prior to and following deployment.”

WHO OPPOSES THEM: State Department of Public Safety, Hawaii County Police Department and Maui Police Department for reasons you can probably predict. “We cannot, however, support a bill that will limit the con-

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trol of policy changes, use, and release of footage to the general public for viewing,” said MPD Chief Tivoli Faaumu in his Feb. 2 written testimony.

“The use of Body Worn Cameras should be governed by Police policy rather than an enacted law.” But the Civil Beat Law Center for the Public Interest also opposes the bill, saying that the bills’ provisions on public accessibility are a problem. “Body camera video would be far less accessible under S.B. 421 than under existing law,” said Executive Director Brian Black in his Feb. 2 written testimony.

“As currently drafted, the only video that could possibly be disclosed by a law enforcement agency is video that involves use of force or felony conduct. All other video–regardless of the circumstances–would be confidential.”

STATUS: SB421 passed Senate PSM Committee with amendments on Feb. 10. HB1350 has been in the House JUD and FIN Committees since Jan. 30. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

MAUI COUNTY LEGISLATORS Sen. Roz Baker (South, West Maui) 808-586-6070 senbaker@capitol.hawaii.gov Rep. Lynn DeCoite (Haiku, East Maui, Lanai, Molokai) 808-586-6790 repdecoite@capitol.hawaii.gov Sen. J. Kalani English (Upcountry, East Maui, Lanai, Molokai) 808-587-7225 senenglish@capitol.hawaii.gov Rep. Kaniela Ing (South Kihei, Wailea, Makena) 808-586-8525 reping@capitol.hawaii.gov Sen. Gil Keith-Agaran (Kahului, Waihee, Wailuku) 808-586-7344 senkeithagaran@capitol.hawaii.gov Rep. Angus McKelvey (West Maui, Ma‘alaea, North Kihei) 808-586-6160 repmckelvey@capitol.hawaii.gov Rep. Joe Souki (Kahakuloa, Waihee, Waiehu, Wailuku, Waikapu) 808-586-6100 repsouki@capitol.hawaii.gov Rep. Justin Woodson (Kahului, Pu‘unene, Maui Lani) 808-586-6210 repwoodson@capitol.hawaii.gov Rep. Kyle Yamashita (Spreckelsville, Upcountry, Kahului) 808-586-6330 repyamashita@capitol.hawaii.gov

Food & Drink

by Jen Russo

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BEACHWALK CAFE BRINGS GOURMET GELATO TO THE FOUR SEASONS WAILEA

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started Monday morning with banana lilikoi gelato. The only thing that can be better than starting the morning with ice cream is to have it on a grassy knoll overlooking Wailea Beach. I was there with a group of 20 people, celebrating the opening of the Beachwalk Cafe, the newest shop at the Four Seasons Wailea. It serves coffees, grab-and go food and house-made gourmet gelato designed by Pastry Chef Bruce Trouyet. The cafe features tables and chairs to soak in the gorgeous view.

The ceremony started with General Manager Jean Claude Wietzel talking about his future plans for the space, perhaps expanding to more food, events and service. For now, the cafe serves coffees, sandwiches, bagels, fruits and gelato, as well as selling sunscreens, rash guards and handy stuff you would want for a beach day. Kahu Kealahou Alika performed the blessing, with Jeff Melcher, the Director of Recreation, holding the maile lei.

“We are here today to bless a place of work, and to clear the way and mark a new beginning,” said Alika. “In the early years when our kupuna built their structures out of pili grass, when the buildings were ready to be occupied the people would gather and they would say ‘the cutting of the navel, strength to the house’ because they equated the completion of the building with a birth of a child. The maile lei is the piko, the umbilical cord to the Beachwalk Cafe.”

Creating the gelato menu was a fitting inauguration for Trouyet, who flew to Maui just a year earlier. His specialties are ice creams and chocolate.

“Tomorrow will be one year,” says Trouyet. “I flew on February 14, 2016 and started working the next day at

Four Seasons Wailea.”

The Beachwalk Cafe has six flavors, but Trouyet says they want to keep it small.

“We decided to create a really small selection of ice cream and sorbet to make sure it’s really good,” Trouyet said.

“We only use good ingredients. The sorbet is just sugar and fruit. It’s made with really good products. I like to add banana and lilikoi together, they really enhance each other. We have mango flavor because in Hawaii we have really good mangoes. It’s just perfect. Of course we have coconut–I use fresh coconut meat, and I add a little lime zest. The meat of the coconut is wrapped and pressed. No water, it’s just pure coconut. The vanilla is from French Polynesia–it’s the best vanilla in the world. We needed to have something classic so I have salted caramel. I love this flavor. We also have raspberry sorbet. The chocolate uses Manjari Valrhona chocolate from Madagascar. I’m also working on a recipe using chocolate grown on Maui.”

The resort has just completed a huge transformation of 383 guest rooms, and the cafe was not exempt from the updates.

Previously Snorkels Snack Bar along the beach walk, it had coffee and bagels, but this new remodel has a sleek new look, and an area for customers to step in off of the beach walk as well as new areas for retail items and the gelato bar. What’s more, the new outdoor seating area offers a prime ocean view to enjoy coffee, gelato and whale-spotting.

Beachwalk Cafe is open daily from 7am to 4pm. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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The More Things Change

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big for the night club scene. Acts like Anuhea or Kimie. There is this new band called Redmelo who might do something. I was going to put a Reggae DJ like Boomshot or Irie Dole with them. We are also considering a Motown Monday maybe in the next month or so. All classic Motown dance songs, and no cover. This is something that’s trending nationwide, like Honolulu, San Francisco and New York.”

For Ladies Night, the idea is have several different DJ’s each week.

“Ladies Night is a famous party!” says Cousins. “Ever since I was 18 and I was sneaking in.

So for Ladies Night we are rotating different DJ’s every Wednesday and we want to give everyone a chance to play who is good enough.

Kurt is a great DJ and has been doing such a solid job, but now other DJ’s that have really wanted a chance at Casanova will be able to book in. I’m also hosting and playing sets on Wednesdays. I will do the opening and closing sets. It will be a variation of artists–maybe like a request DJ who can play a wide range of audiences and then another one who is more of an colorful artist and plays a specific set list and

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very morning Steven Cappelli, the owner of Casanova in Makawao, gets up and reads reviews from Open Table,Yelp and Trip Advisor.

“My mornings start with reading these reviews,” says Cappelli. “What a way to start the day, I know. My phone gets the notifications. But I really use it as a training tool. In the beginning of social media sites like this, it was very emotional. But now I’m so used to it. I read through them every day. In Yelp and Trip Advisor, they have people who really like to write reviews. In fact, they are all five stars or zero. They either love you or you are the worst place ever.You need some sort of motivation to go there and write. With Open Table, you use your phone. Naturally you use your phone to make a reservation. Then people usually just put the star rating they want for the review. Some write a short review.

They ask if you would recommend or not.”

But one morning earlier this month, he received a very different notification from Open Table.

“Best Italian Restaurant in the State of Hawaii by Open Table,” says Cappelli. “I just

couldn’t believe it. But we are thrilled. Most of our reservations come through Open Table. A lot of people are using that, and then after customers dine using Open Table they are asked to rate the location. What I think got us this high rating is that we are 100 percent recommended out of our reviews.”

In fact, Maui restaurants seem to do really well on Open Table, with several restaurants rating high in the state like Mama’s Fish House, and UH Maui College’s Class Act Restaurant. For Casanova, the accolade is a sweet acknowledgement for Cappelli and his years in the business.

“The wisdom is to understand when it’s time to change, and what is not the time to change,” says Cappelli. “I am proud to have 30 years in the business. We opened in 1986.

I think I am blessed with a core bunch of staff that are with me for decades and years. I have a constant effort to keep in touch with what is new, and what people want. That goes with the menu. There are items on the menu that could never change, people come for that.

They grew up with the Chicken Funghi. I cannot change it. But we keep working on and proposing new dimensions of Italian cuisine.

We want to give our regulars some variety.”

Casanova brings in new dishes developed from ideas for ingredients that come to the island, or ideas that Cappelli gets from keeping in touch with the dining scenes on the West Coast and New York. Some new items you may

not have tried at Casanova are the Dijon-glazed grilled wild Alaskan salmon with grilled asparagus and quinoa salad ($16), risotto with artichokes and pecorino of sheep milk cheese ($16), grilled lobster tail with fettuccine tossed in a shellfish brandy sauce ($24) and lamb meatballs over creamy polenta with gorgonzola cheese ($14). All the pastas are made in house daily and Cappelli says the price point has been a key point for his great ratings.

“A lot of my customers go to Italy on vacation and come back and say that they prefer our food to Italy,” says Cappelli. “Because it pleases their need to have one plate. In Italy, you get many plates–one with a very little bit of pasta, one with a very little bit of fish, then a very little vegetable. The dining in Italy is all small plates. In fact you don’t see ‘Pasta’ on the menu in Italy. You see Primi Piatti and that means first courses. What American restaurants have done with Italian cuisine is offer more one-plate dishes, with separate appetizers. Another thing we are really strong with is offering vegetables that come from Maui.

Italy restaurants do not offer vegetables,

Dijon glazed grilled wild Alaskan salmon with asparagus and quinoa salad $16 people do not go out for vegetables. But we really care about our vegetables and they are an important part of our menu here. We give the flavor of Italian food adapted to the habits of the American customer. ” Cappelli says another important distinction at Casanova is the ability to keep their night scene fresh.

“Ladies Night is this miracle of 28 years,” says Cappelli. “It’s amazing. Generation after generation of ladies and boys. So many people have met at this nightclub. I have partnered with Malik Cousins, from the Farmacy, to bring in new DJ’s. We are putting in a new dimension to our Wednesday night event.

We are also going to work on revitalizing the weekend nights with a major emphasis on new young local bands.”

I asked Cousins what new faces we might see at Casanova.

“We wanted to do local Reggae bands, and other local music on the weekends,” says Cousins. “You know, getting more of a platform for local bands to play. We are going to make an effort to bring in, not big name bands per se, but

is coming to bring a certain mood like a house set or a base set or a hip hop set. They are going to come and bring a flavor to the crowd.”

Cappelli says even though he changes things up, there are still the classics at Casanova that you can count on, like his pizza, housemade linguine, black pasta with seafood, kale and Brussels sprouts Caesar and ahi poke in a crispy pasta basket. Then there’s the focaccia you can’t stop eating, and the ossobuco that’s out of this world. Cappelli says his tiramisu is the best in the state, a self-proclaimed rating.

There’s no other restaurant that lets your kids make their own pizza, either.

“One more confirmation is that when you are in business for so long, you need to partner with young people to bring in new and fresh energy and keep shuffling energetically,” says Cappelli. “If the walls don’t change, then at least you can change the energy around. My job is to shake it up.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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MAUI OUTSTANDING AMATEURS FESTIVAL – The first Maui Outstanding Piano Amateurs Festival will happen at Wailuku Union Church from Friday, Feb. 17 to Sunday, Feb. 19. Watch Maui pianists showcase their talents. The musicians of the evening include Niko Nemoto, Marie Yoshihara, Kahea Haupu, Peggy King, Norico Fulmer, Ken Winner and Yuko Ota. Donation. 4pm.

Wailuku Union Church, (327 S. High St., Wailuku); Hcucc.org/wailuku-union-church. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Outstanding Piano Amateurs

FRIDAY, F FR IDAY, FEB. 17 OH… WINE NOT? – Maui’s wine lovers can savor the Oh...Wine Not? event at the Fairmont Resort Wailea’s Luana Lounge. The night will be full of delicious wine tastings, food pairings by Chef Tylun Pang and live music. MauiWine and Southern Wine Spirits will be on the scene to offer guests all the best available in Maui’s wine aficionado climate. $49. 5pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com.

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FRID I DA ID AY Y, FEB. 17 FRIDAY,

NATIVE HAWAIIAN PLANT SOCIETY TALK – Check out the Native Hawaiian Plant Society Talk at the Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center.

Sponsored by the Native Hawaiian Plant Society, guests can enjoy an evening of inspiring and technical plant knowledge with guest speaker Alison Cohen, the Maui Nui Program Director for the Nature Conservancy of Hawaii. Free. 7pm.

Mayor Hannibal Tavares Community Center, (91 Pukalani St., Makawao); 808-572-1479; Nativehawaiianplantsociety.org. Photo: Bryan Berkowitz

SATURDAY, FEB. 18

DIM MAK: STEVE AOKI – All EDM, electro-house and house music heads should definitely go to Dim Mak: Steve Aoki at the MACC. Steve Aoki is not just famous for his big beats and throwing a cake into the crowd; he also has a clothing line, he’s a Grammy-nominated producer, he has a record label (DIM MAK) and he’s the son of Rocky Aoki (a massively famous Japanese athlete and the founder of the Benihana Restaurants). He’s a legend. $35-55.

6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of Instagram/Steve Aoki

PADDLE FOR PETS FUNDRAISER – Maui Humane Society’s Paddle For Pets Benefit happens at the Kihei Canoe Club. You’re invited for a morning on the water in support of Maui’s awesome furry friends in need. The event includes light refreshments and good times. All proceeds raised go directly to Maui’s shelter animals. Seats are limited. $50.

8am. Kihei Canoe Club, (59 S Kihei Rd.); 808-877-3680; Mauihumanesociety.org.

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SATURDAY, FEB. 18 ADAPTATIONS DANCE THEATER FUNDRAISER – Adaptations Dance Theater’s Whale Song Sunset Sail Fundraiser will take off from Ma‘alaea Harbor. It’s hosted by Adaptations Dance Theater (ADT) and Trilogy Excursions. Event proceeds will raise funds for ADT’s second annual “Bring it Home” dance concert (production and travel costs). $99. 3:45pm.

Ma‘alaea Harbor; Adaptationsdancetheater.com.

Photo courtesy Jen Cox

MARDI GRAS MAUI – All are invited to celebrate Mardi Gras on Maui at the e hyy Four Seasons Resort in Wailea. Chef Craig Dryhurst will create a healthy Mardi Gras menu with less fried foods and more vegetarian options. Live music will be provided by Shea Derrick and the Full Flavor Band, and there will also be a live and silent auction that will fund the Maui Aids Foundation. VIP is from 6pm-9pm, and General Admission starts at 9pm. $30-135. VIP tables of 10 are $1350. 6pm. Four Seasons Resort at Wailea, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Mauiaids.org.

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SUNDAY, FEB. 19 DAY OF REMEMBRANCE: EXECUTIVE ORDER 9066 - Today marks the 75th anniversary of President President Franklin Roosevelt’s signing of Executive Order 9066, which paved the way for the internment of more than 100,000 people of Japanese ancestry during World War II. To bring more awareness of this travesty, the Nisei Veterans Memorial Center has a new pop-up exhibit that will showcase photography and relics from Hawaii during internment.

The exhibit, which opened on Feb. 10, runs through Friday, March 10. Free. Mon-Fri. 12pm. Nisei Veterans Memorial Center, (665 Kahului Beach Rd., Kahului); 808-244-6862; Nvmc.org.

Photo courtesy of NVMC

MONDAY, MO ON ND DA AY Y, FEB. 20 THE DR. OZ SHOW–TV personality Dr. Mehmet Oz will perform at the Queen Ka‘ahum Ka‘ahumanu Center. He’ll be entertaining us by explaining simple steps that he says will improve yyour health (it’s part of an HMSA and Sharecare project). The show will include live entert entertainment, keiki activities, a Blue Zones Project health booth and an opportunity ta a photo with the man himself. Free. 9:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Cento take ter (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325; Doctoroz.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/ Dr. Mehmet Oz

WINTER POPS – Winter Pops with David Benoit happens at the MACC. Benoit is an internationally famous jazz musician, and he’s also related to the talented Phil and Angie of Maui’s Benoit Jazz Group.

He’s received three Grammy nominations and has many other accolades, including a Lifetime Achievement Award from American Smooth Jazz Awards. $20-55 (half-price for students 18 and under).

3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy Facebook/David Benoit

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 22 SCOTTY MCCREERY – Country music star Scotty McCreery will perform at the MACC. Not only is this guy cute as hell, but he’s also a winning starr of Ameriu’re sure can Idol. Jam out to some boot stompin’ country music originals–you’re tists to have an amazing evening. He’s one of country music’s hottest artists 25. right now, so make sure to check him out at his Maui debut! $45-125. a7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Jeremy Ryan/E Mediaa

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Reeves. Keanu Reeves.

Retired hitman sequel ‘John Wick: Chapter Two’ is terrific ★★★★★ Rated R / 122 Min.

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equels tend to go the easy route, inflating the stakes and budget of the previous film and simply rehashing what already happened. Great sequels understand why we were drawn to the story and characters in the first place and push the narrative and possibilities within to the next stage of the character’s journey. It’s fitting that Keanu Reeves’ second thriller as John Wick has Chapter Two in the title, as this is follow-up isn’t a lazy remake of the 2014 original but a creative step up. We’re only two months into 2017 and here we have two major big surprises: M. Night Shyamalan’s latest film is a well-liked blockbuster and, get this, John Wick: Chapter Two is terrific.

Wick has returned to where we first met him–seeking a normal, quiet life, removed from his dark legacy as a legendary killer-for-hire. He’s still grieving his late wife and lives alone with a new dog.

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him out of retirement. Wick once again struggles to keep his humanity intact, while dispatching scores of enemies and struggles to eliminate the core threat against him.

This exciting, jumbo-sized action movie is as lean, focused and take-noprisoners as its title character. While the momentum lags towards the end and the wall-to-wall decathlon of ultra-violence on display can get exhausting, the best sequences (of which there are many) are truly sublime. It’s all a bit much, though no action fan will walk away unsatisfied.

Former stunt man turned director Chad Stahelski returns and makes this tale uncommonly beautiful (particularly for the genre) and full of iconic imagery. The action is straight-forward, almost non-stop and staged like a grisly ballet, filmed with a playful stylishness at every opportunity.

Reeves is better here than in any of his Matrix films. I liked his character and believed in him, too. In his first introductory moment, we immediately see how Wick’s tortured existence is in the service of his extraordinary abilities. While the focus is on the action, this is still an

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actor’s movie. Ian McShane offers his considerable presence as the king of the hit man underworld and Reeve’s former Matrix co-star Laurence Fishburne has a welcome, colorful cameo role. Claudia Gerini plays the sister of Wick’s nemesis and gives a haunting performance; her one scene with Reeves could have come across as mean-spirited but winds up breathtaking, in the way it’s performed and written. Recent Oscar winner Common plays Wick’s professional rival and engages in a couple of amazing fight scenes with Reeves.

It seems I wind up defending Reeves every time I review one of his movies. Yes, he is an actor of limited abilities and has been wooden when miscast. It’s unfortunate that his most widely seen movies

include The Matrix trilogy, Speed, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Constantine and Point Break–all great but featuring the actor giving stiff performances. On the other hand, check him out in Devil’s Advocate, Sam Raimi’s The Gift, Something’s Gotta Give, My Own Private Idaho or The Last Time I Committed Suicide, where he’s terrific. In comedies like Parenthood and the Bill and Ted movies, he he’s sharp and hilarious. There I go again, stumping for Reeves.

As action movie roles go, Reeves has found his Jason Bourne, as Wick is also a man of few words but has the grace and agility of a dancer when he’s in motion.

Wick is the Gene Kelly of assassins and Reeves is always up to the film’s considerable physical demands. ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Fifty Shades Darker- R- 2D THU 11:30 1:00 2:10

Fist Fight-R- 2D FRI-SUN 12:00 2:15 4:30 7:00 8:00

9:20 10:15, 2D MON-THU 12:00 2:15 4:30 7:00 8:00.

Fifty Shades Darker- R- 2D THU 11:00 12:00 1:40 2:40 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00. 2D FRI-SUN 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:30 10:10, 2D MON-THU 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:30.

A Dog’s Purpose- PG- 2D THU 11:45 2:20 4:50 7:15. 2D FRI-SUN 11:45 2:20 4:50 7:15 9:30, 2D MON-THU 11:45 2:20 4:50 7:15.

Moana- PG- 2D THU 11:25 2:00 4:40 7:15. 2D FRI-THU 11:50 2:35 5:15.

My Ex And Why’s-NR- 2D FRI-SUN 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, 2D MON-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15.

The Great Wall-PG13- 2D FRI-SUN 12:00 5:15 10:10, 2D MON-THU 12:00 5:15, 3D FRI-THU 2:45 7:45.

The Space Between Us- PG13- 2D THU 11:15 2:00 4:40 7:25.

Rings-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30.

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John Wick: Chapter 2-R- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:50 7:30 10:20. 2D FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:10, 2D SUN 11:50 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:10, 2D MON-WED 1:30 3:40 7:10 10:00.

Rings- PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:20 4:40 9:40. 2D FRI-SUN 7:30 10:30, 2D MON-WED 6:30 9:50.

A Dog’s Purpose- PG- 2D THU 11:30 2:30 4:40 7:10. 2D FRI-SUN 11:30 2:30 5:00 7:40 10:00.

2D MON-WED 2:30 4:30 7:40 9:40.

Split-PG13- 2D THU 11:50 2:30 4:20 10:40. 2D FRISAT 11:30 2:20 4:40 8:00 10:40, 2D SUN 2:20 4:40 8:00 10:40, 2D MON-WED 1:50 4:40 7:20 9:50.

Hidden Figures- PG- 2D THU 1:00 3:50 6:40.

2D FRI-SUN 1:10 4:00 6:40 9:30, 2D MONWED 12:40 3:30 6:30 9:00.

Sing-PG- 2D THU 11:40 2:00 4:30. 2D FRI 11:30 2:30 5:00, 2D SAT 5:00, 2D SUN 4:40, 2D MON-WED 12:50 4:00.

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XXX The Return of Xander Cage-PG-13 - 2D THU 4:40.

Monster Trucks- PG- 2D THU 11:40 2:10.

Rogue One- PG13- 2D THU 9:30.

Lego Batman Movie- PG-2D THU 1:00 6:45, 3D

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The Great Wall-PG13- 2D 7:00, 3D 9:45. 2D FRI-WED 1:00 7:00, 3D FRI-SUN 4:00 9:45, 3D MON 4:00, 3D TUE 4:00 9:45, 3D WED 4:00.

John Wick: Chapter 2-R- 2D THU-SUN (1:15) 4:15 7:15 10:00, 2D MON 1:15 4:15 7:15, 2D TUE 1:15 4:15 7:15 10:00, 2D WED 1:15 4:15 7:15.

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earthed footage that appears to show a dog being mistreated on the set, so if you just want to skip this one, be our guest). 120 min.

FIFTY SHADES DARKER - R - Drama/Fantasy - More crazy sex between some chick and a demented billionaire. 118 min.

HIDDEN FIGURES - PG - Drama - The story of three female African-American mathematicians who played a crucial role in early NASA space missions. Based on a true story. 127 min.

FIST FIGHT - R - Comedy - A schoolteacher who gets a colleague fired gets challenged to an afterschool brawl. Stars Ice Cube and Charlie Day. 91 min.

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 - R - Action/Thriller Former hitman John Wick returns to the criminal underworld, where he discovers there’s a price on his head. Yawn–been there, done that. See this week’s film review. 122 min.

THE GREAT WALL - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A white man (Matt Damon) saves China from dragons because whatever, brah, life is meaningless. 103 min.

MY EX AND WHY’S - NR - Romance/Comedy - A blogger (Liza Soberano) wonders if she can ever love her ex (Enrique Gil). 120 min.

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LA LA LAND - PG13 - Drama/Musical - A pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. Then crazy stuff happens. Stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. 128 min.

THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Adventure - Lego Batman (voiced by Will Arnett) struggles colorful Lego criminals, his own Lego loneliness and the Lego boy he adopted. 104 min.

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MOANA - PG - Animation - In this new Disney film a young navigator (voiced by Auli‘i Cravalho) sails to a fabled island, with the demigod Maui (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) accompanying her. 113 min.

A DOG’S PURPOSE - PG - Adventure/Drama - A dog discovers the meaning of life over the course of many lifetimes (NOTE: PETA un-

RINGS - PG13 - Horror - A young woman gets cursed and now she has a week to live. Hey, we warned you that Trump was going to repeal Obamacare. Did you

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SING - PG - Animation/Comedy - A koala wants to restore his theater to glory by holding a singing competition. Voices by Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon and Seth MacFarlane. 108 min.

SPLIT - PG-13 - Horror/Atrocity - Of course M. Night Shyamalan directed this reprehensible picture that demonizes people with dissociative identity disorder (DID). Of course he did. Stars a bunch of people who should have known better. 117 min.

LAST CHANCE MONSTER TRUCKS - PG - Animation/Action A high school senior builds a monster truck that has an actual monster living in it. Woo!!! 104 min.

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Action - The evil galactic empire has built a Death Star (paid for, undoubtedly, after privatizing Medicare and Social Security), and a plucky group of rebels want to steal its blueprints.

Hmm… I wonder if they’ll succeed… 133 min.

THE SPACE BETWEEN US - PG13 - Adventure/Romance - A young man who was born on Mars travels to Earth for the first time, where he meets a girl (because whatever). 120 min.

XXX: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE - PG13 - Woo! Vin Diesel! Super-duper badass whatever-he-is Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) returns to blow up bad guys and such. Did I mention it stars Vin Diesel? 107 minutes of hot Vin Diesel action.

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Ailey II

TONIGHT 7:30 pm Castle Dim Mak 20th Anniversary With

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FRI Feb 17 6:00 pm Events Lawn The Maui Pops’ Winter Pops With Guest Pianist/Conductor

David Benoit

SUN Feb 19 3:00 pm Castle American Idol Winner

Scotty McCreery

WED Feb 22 7:30 pm Castle Vibrant World Music Talents of

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WORLD WHALE DAY 2017 - Sat. Feb 18.

Pacific Whale Foundation presents the 37th Annual Whale Day 2017. There will be a Made on Maui Fair, tidal trash treasures art contest, prizes, games, eco-exhibits, keiki carnival, food booth and truck. Live entertainment will be provided by John Cruz, Lili Meola, Darren Lee, Maoli, Eli Mac, Haiku Hillbillys, Derick Sebastian, Manutea Nui E, and Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo. $5. 9am. Kalama Park, (South Kihei Rd.); Worldwhaleday.org FUNDRAISER FOR TRUCKER DUKES OHANA - Sat. Feb 18. Sansei will be donating 100 percent of sales from their Panko Crusted Ahi Sashimi Roll. Nestor Ugale, Peter D and Kale Nagasako will take the stage starting at 10pm.

Cover charge is $10 and includes one raffle ticket, food and drink specials. Additional raffle tickets available for purchase. All proceeds from the raffle as well as a percentage of sales from food will be donated to the Dukes Family. $10.

5:30pm. Sansei Kapalua, (600 Office Rd., Lahaina); 808-669-6286; Sanseihawaii.com SHAKEDOWN SATURDAY - Sat. Feb 18. The return of Codae Music bringing you a blend of Reggae, R&B, pop and original music. Also featuring Colorado native DJ C.O CYPH on the mix with that underground hip-hop twist. $10. 10pm.

Lahaina Sports Bar, (843 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

MAKAWAO 3RD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Mon. Feb 20. Had Upcountry for live entertainment. There’ll be a classic car showcase, a Keiki Zone with a bungie trampoline, face painting and balloon animals. Free.

5:30pm. Makawao Town Party, (Baldwin Avenue, Makawao); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, our resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Feb 16. Enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. $99. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Feb 17. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local Reggae star Marty

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5pm. Pacific Whale Foundation, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Feb 18. Coop!

There It Is! Bring your SWAG feathers and flock to Haiku! More short form comedy improvisation fun with the hens and roosters. Bring a can of food for the Maui Food Bank and get $2 off cover. $10. 7:30pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220.

MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sundays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui. Tickets start at $49 for adults and $24.50 for children under 12. Special VIP meet-and-greet packages, Kama‘aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA - Sun. Feb 19.

Rick Scheideman will perform his one-man show at the Pioneer Inn courtyard. He will also perform a short play, The Journey of C.S. Lewis. Enjoy a preshow dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show.

Reservations recommended. $22. 6pm. Rick Scheideman at Pioneer Inn Maui, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com AUDITION NOTICE: ‘DIAL M FOR MURDER’ - Sun. Feb 19. Looking for four men and one women, open call, no appointments. Be prepared to cold-read from the script. Performances dates are April 14-30th. 6pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartsmaui.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW - Wed. Feb 22. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over 20 years. Ticket start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11). 10 percent discount for Kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-365-7535; Foureverfabshow.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Feb 22. Enjoy Hawaii’s renaissance man, Grammy Award-winner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert with Master of Hawaii’s Music at the resort’s Aloha Pavilion. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE GRAND REOPENING AND BIRTHDAY PARTY - Thu. Feb 16. The grand reopening will include a Hawaiian blessing prior to dinner service, and entertainment throughout the night. Three’s and its 75 employees invite everyone to join them for a night of fun, food and celebration. 4pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com KAMA’AINA BRUNCH AND GOLF PROMOTION AT KAPALUA BAY COURSE AND PINEAPPLE GRILL - Until- Sat. Apr 1. Kapalua Golf Course and Pineapple Grill Restaurant are pleased to announce a special Kama‘aina Brunch and Gold Promotion. 8am. $99. Kapalua Bay Course, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 1-877-KAPALUA; Golfatkapalua.com KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Feb 16.

Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, also offering free historical and cellar tours. 10am.

MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KINGS VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Feb 16. Maui’s only winery is offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and lots of opportunities to talk

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MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Feb 16.

Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $50. 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Feb 16. Enjoy a prime rib and seafood buffet followed by a remarkable array of music. $70 for dinner and show. $30 for 8pm show only.

Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Feb 17.

Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95.

5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com HAPA DINNER SHOW - Sat. Feb 18. Enjoy a fun filled evening of awesome Hawaiian music and dine from a select menu of exceptional entrees, pupus and cocktails. $35 in advance, $40 day of show.

6pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-866-5025; Mauiliveevents.com CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Feb 19. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Executive Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. 7am-1pm. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Feb 19. Willie K and friends will entertain while you enjoy Sunday Brunch. $50. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Feb 19. Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections, paired with light bites, make for a wonderful pre-dinner experience for wine enthusiasts. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Wes-

MON- Movies, Games & Music 10pm, TUE- Latin Night w/ Salsa Dancing 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wed w/Dance Music,10pm WED- New Ladies Night w/ Jeralien & Beau Bordeaux, 10pm $10

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MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway 6:30pm, WED- Ryan Robinson 6:30pm

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7-9pm; no cover

MON-TBA, TUE- Jazz at the Cat 7:30pm WED- Benny Uyetake 7pm

Service Industry Night Time TBA

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Whale Day

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MON- Corona Day, TUE & WED- Pool League

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Broken Hearts w/ DJ Bo Yackley

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Jon Kanekua,11-1pm

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Gretchen Rhodes & Houseshakers, 6:30-9:30pm

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MON- Black & Gold 6:30pm, TUE- Eric Gilliom & Gretchen Rhodes 7pm, WED- The Houseshakers 6:30pm

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tin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Feb 19.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Feb 22. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Feb 22. The Luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and a fantastic luau buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE 2017 HUI NO‘EAU ANNUAL JURIED EXHIBITION - Until - Thu. Feb 16. This prestigious exhibition offers an opportunity to view current work of local artists in all media. The guest Juror this year is Duncan Dempster, a Honolulu-based artist and educator working primarily in print media. 9am.

Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com CELEBRATION OF HAWAI‘I 2017: DIVERSITY Until - Wed. Mar 1. The entire gallery is transformed into a comprehensive display of new works in a wide variety of media by a selection of Hawaii’s most celebrated fine art artists. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com AKIHIKO IZUKURA: THE WAY OF NATURAL TEXTILE EXHIBIT - Until - Sun. Mar 19. Master textile artist Akihiko Izukura of Kyoto, Japan creates work that honors sustainability and symbiosis with nature. His project will fill the expanse of the gallery with a fiber installation made entirely of hand-woven, naturally dyed silk, produced by silkworms. Free.

10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

WED- Industry Night w/ DJ Andrew

BROKEN = ART BROKEN OR BROKEN OPEN GROUP SHOW - Until - Wed. Mar 1.

Grab a tasty bite to eat, sip on something yummy and feast your eyes on heart themed art works from this talented group of Maui artists. 7am.

Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com OIL PAINTER, ANNA KEAY - Until- Mon. Mar 6. Anna Keay creates brilliantly colored closeup studies of the exotic tropical flowers found on Maui. Searching for that unique detail in nature, she replicates each petals vibrant beauty, delighting the eyes and soothing the soul. Her exhibit will be on display in the Old Jail Gallery.

1pm. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com THE CROSSROADS USO EXHIBIT - Thu. Feb 16. MHM commemorates the nearly 200,000 servicemen and women who trained and took leave in and near Makawao during World War II. Displays depicting the USO from its opening in January 1943 to the war’s end in 1945 include original artwork, historical stories and memorabilia from the Crossroads USO (it was located in the building that’s now Casanova). Free. 10am. Makawao History Museum, (3642 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2482; Makawaomuseum.org JACK HAMILTON - Fri. Feb 17. Jack has been a silversmith for over 40 years and a fine art oil painter for over 20 years. He will be demonstrating his oil painting technique,. 4pm. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Feb 17. Visit the gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com PAINTING LAHAINA HARBOR - Sat. Feb 18.

Maui Plein Air Painting Invitational. Maui Arts League promises Presidents Week will be a full week of access to 26 nationally acclaimed artists as they illustrate Maui s scenery and island life. They will start painting Lahaina Harbor and complete their artworks in just three and a half hours. Viewers may watch artists exquisitely capture morning beach, ocean, mountain or town scenes en plein air “outdoors.” An art sale follows in the courtyard at 11:30am. 7:30am.

Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-6613636 / 808-270-4858; Pioneerinnmaui.com

SANDRA GREENBERG - Sun. Feb 19. Spending time with the whales and honu brought Sandra Greenberg peace and awe, inspiring her to photograph the beauty and movement of these animals in their environment. A collection of her photographs from around the Hawaiian Islands will be on display every Sunday in the month of February. 10am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com THE ART OF LOOKING AT ART - Mon. Feb 20.

Maui Plein Air Painting Invitational. Jean Stern, Curator and Director of Irvine Museum Collection of the University of California, Irvine, will present a free public art lecture. Before the lecture, the Maui Arts League and Pioneer Inn will host a silent auction of small canvasses, donated by this year’s invited artists. 7pm. Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Feb 21. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers.

4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com KAPALUA BAY SUNSET PAINT-OUT - Wed. Feb 22. Maui Plein Air Painting Invitational. A Kapalua Bay sunset paint-out followed by an art sale in the Sunset Room. 3pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16TH PICNIC FOR POKI HAWAIIAN MUSIC CONCERT - Thu. Feb 16. Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite you to a Picnic for Poki. The featured guest with live Hawaiian entertainment will be Na Hoku Hanohano Award Winner, Uluwehi Guerrero. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720.

GROOVE TO THE MOVE - Thu. Feb 16.

QKC, Meadow Gold Dairies and Hui No Ke Ola Pono presents Groove To Move.

Bring your walking shoes and get moving together toward a healthier community.

10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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Dat Guyz, 9pm-close

Happy Whale Day & Island Reggae, 9pm-close

Karaoke Industry Night, 8pm-close

MON- Karaoke 8pm, TUE- Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

Mike Madden, 7-10pm (acoustic 70s-90s)

Fulton & Paul, 7-10pm (jazz)

John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)

MON- Soundlab (classic rock) 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano (guitar) 7-10pm, WED- Paul & Fulton (jazz) 7-10pm

Ma’a 6:30pm-8:30pm

Willie K 9-11pm $5

Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm

Benny & Rock 6-8pm

MON- Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Brooks Maguire, 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band- Hot Wailea Night, 7-9pm

Makai Jazz, 6:30pm

Celtic Tigers, 7pm

MON- Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm, TUE- Mulligans Magic Show, WED- Pat Simmons Jr. 6:30pm

Hot Friday's w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamakaze, 10pm

Euphoria w/ DJ Big Mike, 10 pm

Karaoke, Free Pool & Brant Quick 7-11pm

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KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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PLAYMAKERS SPORTS BAR 928 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4084

HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Feb 16.

Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HULA LESSONS - Thu. Feb 16. Want to learn hula? Drop by the mall’s center stage for a free lesson with Jan Kitaguchi. Free. 5pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SALSA DANCE LESSONS WITH MAUI DANCE VISIONS - Thu. Feb 16. Beginning and advanced classes. No gym membership needed. Just bring shoes (ladies heel w/ a back). No partner needed. Cost is $5 per class. 7pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6737; Mauidancevisions.com

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 17TH PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Feb 17. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18TH HALEAKALA CRATER SERVICE TRIP - Sat. Feb 18 - Mon. Feb 20. Enthusiastic and fit hikers are sought for a service trip with the Friends of Haleakala National Park. Volunteers stay at Holua Cabin Saturday and Sunday nights, hiking out Monday. The group will perform one of a number of tasks ranging from cabin maintenance to native planting to invasive species removal. Free. 7am. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Highway., Kula); 808-205-4067; Fhnp.org E-CYCLING - Sat. Feb 18. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 8am. E-Cycling Program, (901 L Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle UKULELE STRUMMING WORKSHOP - Sat. Feb 18. Learn unique strumming styles for the ukulele and a method for forming ukulele chords with minimal muscle strain. Play fun, sing-along songs while accompanied by a professional ukulele bass player. $10. 10am. Hale Ho‘ike‘ike, (2375 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org

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WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Feb 18. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11:00am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Feb 18. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features.

Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com FRIENDS OF HOT RODS AND CLASSIC CARS - Sat. Feb 18. View Maui’s hottest hot rods and classic cars in the east parking structure’s top level. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com MAUI CONTRA DANCE - Sat. Feb 18. This is a wonderful social aloha event; the synergy of dancers in sync with live music all choreographed by the caller is an unforgettable experience. The dance steps are very basic, and usually progress from easy to more challenging as the evening progresses. $5-10. 6:30pm.

Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org GO GREEN RECYCLE - Sat. Feb 18. Malama Maui Nui and the Rotary Club of Lahaina continues a major collaborative effort to bring convenient residential recycling to West Maui. Every third Saturday through June 2017, residents may bring recyclables to bins set up in the parking lot. Recyclables will be accepted at no charge; there will be no redemption payments for HI-5 recyclables dropped off at this site. 9am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; MalamaMauiNui.org YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Feb 18. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19TH AIKIDO DEMONSTRATION - Sun. Feb 19. Learn about the Japanese martial art of Aikido at a special demonstration on the mall’s center stage. See the Aikido Club of Tokyo’s Keio University taught by Shinichi Tohei Sensei, the world’s top instructor of Ki-Aikido. They will perform throws, locks and other Aikido techniques. 3pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com; Mauiaikido.com

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 20TH MAUI BLOOD DRIVES - Mon. Feb 20 - Fri. Feb 24.

The general requirements to donate blood are, be in

good health, weigh 110 pounds or more, be 18 or older (ages 16-17 with signed Blood Bank of Hawaii parent/guardian consent form). Schedule is as follows: Feb. 20, 8:30am-2:30pm and Feb. 21, 8am-5:45pm at UHMC. Feb. 22, 9:30am-3pm at Kamehameha Schools Maui Campus. Feb. 23, 10:45am-4pm at Kihei Community Center. Feb. 24, 7:30am-1:30pm at Baldwin High School. Call or go online to make an appointment or for more information. 8:30am. Blood Bank of Hawaii; 808-848-4770; BHS.org OUTDOOR YOGA - Mon. Feb 20. Sandy Callender, registered yoga teacher, will show how traditional yoga postures, breath work and practice brings you greater flexibility and strength, a deeper connection to your wholeness and turns on your relaxation response. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (South Kihei Rd); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com FAMILY DAY WHALE WATCH WITH UNCLE WAYNE - Mon. Feb 20. Join Whale Trust Maui naturalists and Uncle Wayne for a unique familyfriendly whale watch aboard the Maui Princess. In addition to a curated whale watch, the two-hour boat ride will feature hands-on education stations inside the main cabin for families to explore plus music by Uncle Wayne! Limited to 100 passengers. $30. 12:30pm. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina); whaletrust.org/whaletales SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Feb 20. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua, singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org AUTHENTIC AND FUN ZUMBA CLASS - Mon. Feb 20. Join the Super High-Energy Latin Fitness Dance class, with Latin Instructor Carolina from Chile. Authentic formula: 70 percent Latin Rhythms, 30 percent Pop. Also include yoga stretches at the end. Cost is $5 for Gym members, $7 non-members. 6pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6737; Mauipowerhousegym.com KAMA‘AINA NIGHTS - Mon. Feb 20. KPOA presents a locally grown Hawaiian concert series for the entire ohana with Sista Val. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 21ST DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS Tue. Feb 21. Child and Family Services in Wailuku offers weekly domestic violence support groups for survivors, teens and children every Tuesday. Please call for more information and/or to register. (Reg-

istration is required). 5:30pm. Child and Family Services, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-8776888; 808-357-8260; Childandfamilyservices.org UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Feb 21. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com E-CYCLING - Tue. Feb 21. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. 1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 22ND KEIKI ALOHA HULA CLASS - Wed. Feb 22.

Keiki Aloha Hula brings the aloha, and the love of Hawaiian dance to Upcountry kids ages 7 to 12 in a non-competitive, creative, nurturing environment. 4:15pm. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY: ‘THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS’ - Wed. Feb 22. Ever wonder what your pets do when you’re not home? The Secret Life of Pets might give you some clues. Rated PG. Refreshments provided by the Kay A. Edwards Memorial Fund. Free. 3pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Feb 22.

The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI AUNTIE’S KITCHEN AT WESTIN KA‘ANAPALI RESORT - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining CANE AND CANOE AT MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin and Dayan Kai 5:30-9pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:308:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com

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SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL AT SHERATON MAUI Thu, Tim Osborne 6:30-8pm; Fri, Scott Baird 6-8pm; Sat, Larry Golis and Hollis Lee 6am-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6-8pm; Tue, Scott Baird 6-8pm; Wed, Scott Baird 6-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Live Music 11am-1pm; Fri, Corey Rezner 11am-1pm; Sat, Jon Kaneakua 11am-1pm; Mon, Jon Kaneakua 11am-1pm; Tue, Noa Zeb 11am-1pm; Wed, Corey Rezner 11am-1pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Garrett Probst and Guest 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Malanai 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Friends 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ua Aloha Maji 2-5pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum and Friends 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAVA JAZZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sat, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Nino Toscano 7-10pm; Wed, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani, Lahaina); 808-667-0787; Javajazzmaui.com KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Willie K 9-11pm; Fri, Willie K 9-11pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:308:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-

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LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com

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PITA PARADISE - Sat, David Wolf 5:30-8pm; (34 Wailea Gateway Center); 808-879-7177; Pitaparadisehawaii.com

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT AT NAPILI KAI RESORT - Thu, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Fri, Phillip Stevens 7-9pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Lahaina); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Jon Bowser 4-6pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 4-6pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444; Southshoretikilounge.com

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BOTERO LOUNGE AT GRAND WAILEA - ThuWed, Contemporary Hawaiian Music 5-10pm; (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990; Cheeseburgernation.com DIAMOND’S ICE BAR AND GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 7-9pm; (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-9299; Diamondsicebar.com GANNON’S - Thu, Ricardo Dioso 5:30-7:30pm; Fri, Fulton Tashombe 5:30-7:30pm; (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Thu, Jim Spector 5:308:30pm; Fri, Sal Godinez Band 5-8pm; Sat, Neto Peraza 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Island Soul Dance Party 5-8pm; Wed, Jim Spector 5:30-7:30pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

PAU HUAKA‘I TIKI BAR - Fri, Josh Sumibcay 5-8pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; (180 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-662-1000; Kaanapalibeach.hyatt.com

LUANA LOUNGE AT FAIRMONT KEA LANI - Fri, Live Entertainment 7-10pm; Sat, Live Entertainment 7-10pm; (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana

PI ARTISAN PIZZERIA - Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Mon, Scot Freeman 6-9pm; Wed, DJ Zinn 6-9pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com

MAUI BREWING COMPANY - Sun, Grippy Tannins 5-9pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Fri, Johnny Ringo 3-6pm; Sat, Guest Musician 3-6pm; Sun, Codae 3-6pm; (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600; Pineapplegrillmaui.com

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Dat Guyz 1-3pm; Thu, Levi and Chad 4-6pm; Thu, Louis and Lewis 7-9pm; Fri, Stay EZ 1-3pm; Fri, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sat, Ron Kualaua 1-3pm; Sat, An Den 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, T-Flatz and The Highlights 1-3pm; Sun, Dat Guyz 4-6pm; Sun, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Josh Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Stay EZ 4-6pm; Tue, Ohana Groove 7-9pm; Wed, Damien and Brian 1-3pm; Wed, Alika 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret 7-9pm; (10 Wailea Gateway Center); 808-8912322; Monkeypodkitchen.com/wailea

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Horoscope

Sign Language AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You’re treading water, a little. The good news is you’re doing fine; you certainly haven’t lost any ground. Neither, though, have you gained any. This pattern has every sign of continuing for a long time, unless you find a radical way to break out of it. Never fear, I I’ve already figured out one possible solution for you: Just for one week, get up an hour earlier. Go to bed a little earlier if necessary, but make it happen, every day, for seven days. Craft a strong intention of what you’ll do with these seven extra hours this week, then just do it. It’s a ridiculously simple plan, I know. But it also just so happens to be one that’ll work.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Taking a stand isn’t really one of your most developed talents. Your position tends to slide out from under you, sucked out to sea like fine sand. Suddenly the whole idea seems pointless, or the side you’re purporting to oppose has begun to make sense. So what do you do when someone (like your lover) or something (like your job) requires you to be a consistent advocate of something you only believe in part-time? You could, naturally, reject the idea outright (and possibly lose job or lover).

Or you could try to make them feel guilty for forcing you into a role that doesn’t come naturally. Or you could actually go for it, full-on, and see how far you can stretch to hang on to something you love. Your choice.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Being the center of the universe sucks, doesn’t it? If someone nearby is in a bad mood, it’s obviously because you’ve done something wrong. If the people around you have problems, it’s clearly your job to solve them. Even if you can logically dismiss these irrational and self-hindering illusions, emotionally it’s not so easy. Nevertheless, you must try. You can’t solve the world’s problems, at least not this week. Assume you have nothing to do with anything happening around you unless someone points out the correlation. Even then, don’t necessarily take their convictions at face value–ask them to prove it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Tell the voice of reason to go screw itself. I know that’s weird advice to give a Taurus, of all people, but this week it’s necessary. Sometimes you just have to embrace illogic or attempt the seemingly impossible. Your willingness to venture into realms where common sense and reason dare not enter is what separates you from the androids. That’s the only place art, music, love, and inspired creativity can occur. It’s certainly not safe, painless, risk-free or a guarantee of success. That’s part of what makes it so great. This week the unknown is definitely calling.

The question is: will you answer?

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Backpedaling isn’t usually your thing. You despise having to eat your words or apologize for your actions, but every once in awhile, it’s simply warranted.

If you want to move forward with a clear conscience and without some big regret or mistake dragging you down, you know what you’ve got to do. There’s no point in waiting; continuing on as you have will only mean you’ve got more terrain to cover when retracing your steps. Do what you’ve got to do, and better now than five minutes, five days, or five years from now.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

I have yet to meet a Cancer who doesn’t like dancing, secretly. Many of you are reluctant to shake your booty outside the privacy of your own bedroom, but that doesn’t mean you never get your groove on. Once I discovered this endearing secret, I wondered what other fantastic mysteries you’d been hiding, and also wondered why you’d keep them from us, who would only love you more for them. Shatter the silence, darling. It’s about time. Tell us your secret habits. Don’t be shy. Trust me, they can only add to your appeal.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Sometimes leadership is all about delegation. Let’s face it, as wonderful and talented as you are, there are just

some people you rub the wrong way. In this particular circumstance, you might not be the best person to take your team towards its goal(s). That means you might have to swallow your pride and step aside so someone else can deliver the goods, just this once. That’s insanely hard to do, I know, but if it’s really a choice between stubbornly maintaining the status quo, and failing, or letting someone else shine, and being part of a successful team, which would you really prefer?

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You haven’t been laughing at much, lately. Don’t tell me it’s because the world is a miserable place. Although there’s a lot of pain and sadness floating around, there’s also loads of funny. I suspect you’re just not seeing them because you’re too busy; only the most dire and urgent news penetrates your little bubble.

You need to laugh more, darling. It’s as simple as that.

Make time and space for things that are light-hearted, inspiring, beautiful, or just genuinely funny. All your other important shit has got to shove over to make room for you to laugh in–because that’s important, too.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

On the one hand, you’ve got the siren song of friends, pleasure, and pure hedonism. On the other, you’ve got the pressures of responsibility and duty, and the lure of a kind of a notoriety, wealth or fame. You may have deluded yourself that you can follow both paths, but I’m here to disabuse you of that notion. You can’t–at least not this week. Trying would mean you’d only give each one half the energy it needs to be successful or enjoyable. It’s time to decide which way you’ll go. This isn’t a long-term decision; just how you’ll spend the next three months. Which will you be: the person everyone can always count on for a laugh, or the responsible one that everyone can always count on?

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My apartment, the last few months, has been cycling through Scorpionic extremes. My laziness or busyness contribute to a steady acquisition of clutter until I can stand it no longer, and I spend a few intense hours cleaning and tidying everything. Then the cycle begins again. Sounds familiar, doesn’t it? Although in your case, the housekeeping (or lack of) refers to your soul, not your house. I’m not about to suggest some anal, Virgo-inspired schedule which requires you to tidy periodically and avoid such chaos entirely.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

There’s no magic formula to being funny. You also can’t conduct a love affair according to some selfhelp guide, raise kids with a standardized rulebook, or make accolade-worthy art from a kit. Life’s most important and valuable events only work well when you’re truly present in the moment, and reacting to them in a fresh way every time. It’s one thing to draw upon your experience, and quite another to try to duplicate it. Beware exactly that temptation this week, when a seemingly familiar situation presents itself. Reacting the same way you did last time would be a bad idea. This time, please, please try something new.

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