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1. An astonishing quarter of all surveyed coral reefs in Maui waters died in the last two decades, according to a Jan. 16 news release from the Maui Nui Marine Research Council (MNMRC).

According to the MNMRC, what percentage of Maui’s reefs are in decline?

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overcrowding sent to the federal government on Jan. 6, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) says the Maui Community Correctional Center (MCCC) has the worst overcrowding of any prison in Hawaii. According to the complaint, what percentage is it overcrowded?

A. 129 percent B. 172 percent C. 188 percent D. 203 percent E. 221 percent

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OUTRAGED OVER TRUMP? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! So yeah, this Friday Baby Donald Trump will actually take the oath of office as President of the United States. But he and his Republican toadies in Congress have been busy since Election Day, smashing civil liberties, healthcare, environmental protection efforts and who knows what else. Here’s a short list of just what they’ve done in the last week: • Senate Republicans voted to rollback numerous Affordable Care Act provisions, including protections for people with pre-existing conditions.

• House of Representatives approved the REINS Act, which requires Congressional approval all new regulations. This effectively destroys the federal government’s regulatory process, which is a massive windfall for big polluters and dirty industries nationwide.

• During his Senate confirmation hearing, Secretary of State nominee/Exxon stooge Rex Tillerson refused to condemn Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s murderous anti-drug war.

• Attorney General nominee Jeff Sessions showed off his painful record of fighting against civil rights during his Senate confirmation hearing.

And that list doesn’t even include a thousand other offenses against humanity that Trump has committed, including his recent beyond-insulting press conference, in which he denied it was possible for him as president to have any conflicts of interests (a morally bankrupt assertion), then put forward a sham proposal to deal with the massively unconstitutional fact that his Trump empire accepts payments from foreign governments (were Congress run by honest people instead of the craven Republicans in charge now, that would be an impeachable offense, effective on the very first day Trump takes office).

Look, I know all this is scary and infuriating, and it’s all likely to get worse in the coming weeks, months and years, but now’s the time to fight back. If any of this outrages you, call the Washington offices of Senators Mazie Hirono and Brian Schatz and Representative Tulsi Gabbard and tell them.

Seriously, they WANT you to call and voice your concerns. It’s very easy, and often you’ll just speak into a voicemail recorder.

But calls on this stuff (and whatever’s yet to come) matter.

Here’s how to reach them: • SENATOR MAZIE HIRONO: 202-224-6361 • SENATOR BRIAN SCHATZ: 202-224-3934 • REPRESENTATIVE TULSI GABBARD: 202-225-4906

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SCHATZ LIKES MATTIS How Democrats in Congress should react to Trump is being hotly debated right now.

One school is hard-line resistance–take a page from the Republicans’ playbook and obstruct, obstruct, obstruct. Give no ground to Trump on anything, and fight every appointment, nominee and bill that comes from him.

Others, like Senator Schatz, seem unwilling to oppose Trump on everything. Specifically, I’m talking about James Mattis, the retired Marine Corps general that Trump nominated to be Secretary of Defense (though federal law prohibits a military officer from serving as Defense Secretary until he or she has been retired for seven years, Congress last week passed a special waiver for Mattis, since he only retired in 2013). On Jan. 13, Schatz announced that he would vote to confirm Mattis. Schatz gave

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The Hawaii state Legislature convened its 2017 session on Wednesday, Jan. 18.

Among the bills that will hopefully survive this term is a one from Maui Rep. Kaniela Ing, D–South Maui. That bill increases Hawaii’s minimum wage to $15/hour by 2019 and $22/hour by 2022 (the state’s current minimum wage is $9.25/hour and is supposed to rise to $10.10/hour next year).

“Working families are struggling, so we as legislators have a moral obligation to act,” Ing said in a Jan. 10 news release. “The evidence shows that raising the minimum wage to at least $15 an hour is the single most impactful policy for Hawaii’s most vulnerable.”

According to the bill, the minimum wage will rise in the following manner: to $12.50/ hour in 2018, $15/hour in 2019, $19/hour in 2020, $21/hour in 2021 and finally $22/ hour in 2022. This is because of the state’s higher requirements for a living wage.

“According to data from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, the living wage for an adult working full-time in Honolulu is $14.92,” states the bill.

“The living wage for that same adult nearly doubles with the addition of a child. Due to the large disparity between the current minimum wage and a living wage, many individuals work two or more jobs to maintain a basic standard of living for themselves and their families.”

But more importantly, in my opinion, Ing’s bill eliminates the state’s wage exemption for tipped employees. Finally–assuming this bill passes, of course–there will be just one minimum wage for all employees, regardless of whether they receive tips.

The practice of restaurants paying their employees less because they receive tips is

a national disgrace–especially given that most restaurant employees around the country earn just the federal minimum wage, which is pathetically low.

“Most people in the industry get paid the federal tipped minimum wage, which is $2.13 an hour,” Saru Jayaraman, the director of the Food Labor Research Center at UC Berkeley, told me last year. “That means they get a paycheck that says, ‘This is not a paycheck,’ because all their wages went to taxes. It’s crazy.

The two-tiered wage system is also really hard to enforce. It’s the most absurd thing to enforce.

It’s ridiculous!”

Ing’s bill also includes a provision that “Each county shall have the power to establish wages for employees employed within the county at rates that are higher than those” listed in the bill.

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multiple reasons for this–most notably, though, was his view that Mattis would act as a check against Trump’s nasty, thoughtless impulses.

“General Mattis is a thoughtful, articulate, well-read leader that has enjoyed the respect of civilian military leaders on a bipartisan basis,” Schatz said in a news release from his office. “He recognizes that national security requires more than a strong defense and the importance of empowering those working in diplomacy and development. He understands issues affecting civil-military relations and is resolved to address them. His commitment to the Constitution and international legal norms is what we would demand of any civilian secretary. But more than anything, he has proven he can moderate the president-elect on even his most radical views, and that is the kind of influence we need in the next senior national security team.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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who wanted to share her outrage with other women the night after Donald Trump was elected president. She had few options in this remote island community, so she went on Facebook and wrote the first thing that came to mind: I think we should march.

Four weeks later, organizers credited Shook’s quiet plea with igniting what could be the largest demonstration in the nation’s capital related to a presidential election. “I didn’t have a plan or a thought about what would happen,” Shook told Reuters. “I just kept saying, I think we should march.”

After a bruising election campaign marked by Trump’s comments on women, organizers say his presidency could threaten access to women’s healthcare, erode protection against sexual violence and roll back aid to struggling mothers.

“I was in such shock and disbelief that this type of sentiment could win,” said

Program webpage, available at Mauicounty.gov/stormwater, provides information on the County’s Storm Water Management Program activities, as well as information on how community members can protect storm water and minimize pollutants in surface water resources.

The webpage also provides an additional reporting mechanism for environmental concerns related to storm water or the County’s storm drainage system. It includes the County’s storm water management plan for the Kahului-Paia Urbanized Area, which is a form to report environmental concerns and strategies to help protect storm water and receiving waters from pollutants.

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Maui residents feeling politically helpless can have their voices heard by participating in the Women’s March on Maui.

The peaceful demonstration will coincide with the national Women’s March on Washington on Saturday, Jan. 21–one day after the official United States Presidential Inauguration.

The Women’s March on Maui will kick off at 8am at the University of Hawaii Maui College front lawn. There will be a moment of silence for women’s equality that will occur at the same time as the national moment of silence, led by feminist icon Gloria Steinem.

The demonstration will feature an opening ceremony and pule with Lei‘ohu Ryder. The free event will include a solidarity march and sign waving, inspirational music and messages and donations to Maui Foodbank. There also will be action team sign up opportunities.

Earlier this week, radio host Renee De Ahl invited the public to drop into her radio show Women Matters to chat about why they are participating in the march. De Ahl said she’s marching because she’s a multi-cultural woman who has fought her entire life to be accepted for who and what she is.

“I have struggled to hold on to my HUMAN right to be in control of my own life, my body, and my equal right to financial gain,” De Ahl said. “The Women of Maui and women around the world have fought and struggled as I have for rights that we were born with, that we shouldn’t be still now struggling to keep. We need to be HEARD! The movement starts NOW!” Organizers of the Women’s March on

Maui encourage the public to bring the aloha and be seen and counted in a global solidarity movement proclaiming the importance of social and economic equality for all; it’s an opportunity to speak out for the protection of all rights, for free speech, safety, and health for all our citizens.

The Maui march will take place simultaneously with hundreds of others events across the country and around the globe.

The Women’s March on Washington is currently projecting 200,000 attendees, including a long list of celebrities. America Ferrera will serve as chair of the Artist Table, with stars including Chelsea Handler, Amy Schumer, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Cher and more as participants, according to an Entertainment Weekly report.

“Since the election, so many fear that their voices will go unheard,” Ferrera said in a statement. “As artists, women and most importantly dedicated Americans, it is critical that we stand together in solidarity for the protection, dignity and rights of our communities. Immigrant rights, worker rights, reproductive rights, LGBTQIA rights, racial justice and environmental rights are not special interests, they affect us all and should be every American’s concern.”

The Women’s March on Maui runs 8-11am. There is no cost to participate; however, tax deductible donations gratefully accepted with proceeds supporting The Safe Keiki Project.

The Maui march is sponsored by the Human Services Program and the Malama Lahui Kanaka Club at UHMaui College.

According to a Dec. 5, 2016 Reuters report, the inspiration for the Women’s March on Washington was a Facebook post by Maui resident Teresa Shook,

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Shook, a retired lawyer from Indiana with four grandchildren. “We had to let people know that is not who were are.”

For more information on the national march, visit Womensmarch.com. Additional details about the Maui march can be found at Womensmarchmaui.com.

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The County’s goal is to work with community individuals, businesses, large landowners, and state and federal agencies to foster joint responsibility and positive action to protect Maui’s precious surface water resources. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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With car-camel collisions increasing in Iran’s two southern provinces, an Iranian government ministry is in the process of issuing identification cards to each camel, supposedly leading to outerwear license “plates” on each of the animals. Authorities told the Islamic Republic News Agency the registration numbers are needed if an accident victim needs to report the camel or to help trace smugglers. (No actual U.S.-style license plates on camels have yet made the world’s news photographs.)

BEST DRUG MANUFACTURERS EVER Martin Shkreli became the Wall Street bad boy in 2015 when his company Turing Pharmaceuticals bought the right to market the lifesaving drug Daraprim and promptly raised its typical price of $18 a pill to $750, but in November, high schoolers in the chemistry lab at Sydney Grammar in Australia created a molecular knockoff of Daraprim for about $2 a tablet. Their sample of “pyrimethamine” (Daraprim’s chemical name) was judged authentic by a University of Sydney chemistry professor. Daraprim, among other uses, fights deadly attacks on immune systems, such as for HIV patients.

GAZING UPON NATURE AS NATURE CALLS To serve restroom users in a public park in China’s Hunan Province’s picturesque Shiyan Lake area, architects gave users in toilet cubicles a view of the forest through ceiling-tofloor windows. To discourage sightseers who believe the better view is not from the cubicles but into them, the bottom portion, up to the level of the toilet, is frosted–though that stratagem probably blurs only a pair of legs, seated. (CNN reported in October that China has at least one other such restroom, in Guilin province, viewing distant mountains.)

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WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS Officials of the Ulm Minster in Ulm, Germany, the world’s tallest church (530 feet high), said in October that they fear it might eventually be brought down–by visitors who make the long trek up with a full bladder and no place to relieve themselves except in dark alcoves, thus eroding the structure’s sandstone. A building preservation representative also cited vomit in the alcoves, perhaps as a result of the dizzying height of the view from the top. (News of the Weird has reported on erosion damage to a bridge, from spitting, in Mumbai, India, and at the Taj Mahal, from bug droppings.)

GREAT WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT The Dubai-based Gulf News reported in November that 900 Kuwaiti government workers had their pay frozen during the current investigation into no-shows, including one man on the payroll (unidentified) who reportedly had not actually worked in 10 years. Another, who had been living abroad for 18 months while drawing his Kuwaiti pay, was reduced to half-pay, but insisted he had asked several times for assignments but was told nothing was available. (Gulf News reported that the 10year man is appealing the freeze!)

NEWS YOU CAN USE German Horst Wenzel, “Mr. Flirt,” fancies himself a smooth-talking maestro, teaching mostly wealthy but tongue-tied German men lessons (at about $1,500 a day!) in how to approach women–but this year has decided to “give back” to the community by offering his expertise pro-bono to lonely Syrian and Iraqi refugees who have flooded the country.

At one class in Dortmund in November, observed by an Associated Press reporter, most “students” were hesitant, apparently divided between the embarrassed (when Wenzel informed them it’s “normal” to have sex on the first or second date) and the awkwardly confident (opening line: “I love you. Can I sleep over at your place?”).

But, advised Wenzel, “Don’t tell (a German woman) that you love (her) at least for the first three months (because) German women don’t like clinginess.”

UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS A 24-year-old woman who worked at a confectionary factory in Fedortsovo, Russia, was killed in December when she fell into a vat of chocolate. (Some witnesses said she was pouring flour when she fell; others say she fell while trying to retrieve her dropped cellphone.) An a 24-year-old man was decapitated in London in August when he leaned too far out the window of one train and struck an extension on a passing train. Next to the window he leaned from was a sign warning people not to stick their heads out. ■

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AKU 88.5 FM is playing on the car radio. There’s an actress chatting about staring in Boeing Boeing at the Iao Theater. The host, Bill Best, asks her if she comes from a family of theater people.

“My parents were involved in dance and theater,” she said. “But they are no Alexis and Steven Dascoulias!”

Alexis Dascoulias is executive director of Maui OnStage, the nonprofit organization

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that operates the Iao Theater. She’s also an actor, director and educator. Her husband, Steven–who has more than 30 years experience as an actor, singer, voice instructor, theater director and music director–is the general manager of the Iao. The Iao Theater is a true Maui landmark, like a manini Radio City Music Hall of the Pacific. The Spanish Missionstyle theater opened in 1928. In addition to hosting stage greats including Bob

Hope, Frank Sinatra and Mickey Rooney during its formative years, the theater is home to The Maui Fringe Theater Festival (January 20-22), plays, musicals, concerts, comedy shows, youth productions and many other arts endeavors.

The theater faced a decline in the 1980s.

Then in the mid-1990s, there was a community effort to save the Iao. Now it’s a flourishing performing arts center. “It has so many things going on,” said Maui On-

Stage board member Randol Leach. “It’s part of Wailuku town–it’s a hub, a focal point, which is wonderful.”

According to the Iao website, the theater has undergone a million dollar-plus renovation; and it was placed on the National Register of Historic Places by the U.S. Department of the Interior, helping make it the cornerstone of theater on Maui.

But Leach credits Alexis and Steven with much of the theater’s success. “What they

show. The following year, Steven played the lead in The Sound of Music.

“After that, it was clear to me that I wanted to be in theater and on stage,” he said Steven applied to the Boston Conservatory of Music, which recently merged with Berklee College of Music. He was called to audition and was accepted. “I just thought that was the way it was done,” he said. Ste-

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Shortly after Alexis and Steven were hired, Leach had a conversation with then-theater president Tony Lavoy. “We are so lucky,” Leach said to Lavoy. “Alexis and Steven really know what they are doing.

They can do it all.”

“Well, Randol,” Lavoy responded. “We hired real professionals.”

“They are Broadway caliber on Maui,” Leach said. “This is a first-class operation.”

Some individuals with an artistic nature have a difficult time with business and finances. That doesn’t seem to be the case with Alexis and Steven.

- Alexis Dascoulias “The theater is a nonprofit organization and most nonprofits struggle with fund-raising, making payroll and all that,” Leach said. “When she took over the theater it was struggling. Now it’s a thriving ven eventually went on to study music and theater at the University of New Hampshire. financial success.”

Four years ago, Alexis and Steven exIn addition to working together behind panded productions at the Iao to include the scenes, Alexis and Steven have pertwo youth shows each year–a musical and formed together on stage, most recently in a non-musical. This year, they have 60 kids Annie Get Your Gun. doing Peter Pan. “We’ve also done things where Alexis Steven said the youngest participant is has directed shows that I’ve been in,” Stefive and the oldest volunteer at the theater ven said. “I’ve directed some shows that is 79. “It’s great when some of these ages she’s been in. We just had call back audicross over,” he said. “That’s really fun to tions for Mary Poppins, and she’s the disee,” Alexis added. “Especially when you have those ah-ha moments and the adult realizes they learned something from the youngster. The 50-year-old can learn from the 5-year-old just as much as the 5-yearold can learn from the 50-year-old.”

“That’s what we enjoy the most is seeing people learn,” Alexis said.

Steven and Alexis are also co-founders of Camp CenterStage on Maui, a camping program for kids who love theater, music, dancing and singing. The camp’s tagline is Camp CenterStage: achieving excellence through the arts. “We use the arts as the basis to build character and build leadership skills and get young people to understand the importance of community and providing for each other,” Alexis said. “It is not about, ‘I want the solo’ all the time. We’re not a make-your-kid-a-star program.”

“For myself, for Maui, for Hawaii, we’re so lucky they are part of the Maui ohana,” Leach said. “They get the kids acting and that helps their self esteem, helps them become wonderful people.

They get a lot of happiness and fulfillment from seeing the fruits of their labor, how they’ve affected so many Alexis and Steven people–and so many young people.”

For that reason, Steven and Alexis are special, he said. “They don’t accept the way rector, and I’m the musical director.” things they are. They look at things like In 2016, they worked on their fifth they should be and they try to make that Christmas holiday show together. “It’s more fun to work together,” Steven said. attainable. They are real visionaries.” ■ editor@mauitime.com “If one of us has to be here, we might as well both be.”

For more A&E articles, visit: Leach said Alexis and Steven are mauitime.com/entertainment the most dynamic, positive, influenc-

ing couple on Maui and they thrive on working together. “That’s really rare to have a husband and wife team that work together so well,” Leach said. “And they both love each other and get along. And they have enriched thousands of people’s lives. That’s an inspiration.”

“We love working together,” Alexis said.

Then under a giggle she added: “We don’t share an office.”

When you’re old and you’re sitting on your rocking chair on your porch, we’d rather say, ‘Wow, that was really fun. I’m glad we tried that,’ versus saying, ‘I wonder what would have happened if we had.’

Hampshire. She moved up, becoming the managing director and eventually the executive director.

Steven got his theater start in high school, playing music in the orchestra; at the time, he never thought of himself as an actor or singer. His perception changed when he was playing in the orchestra for Annie Get Your Gun (a show both Alexis and Steven starred in at the Iao in 2015).

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Walking up to the theater, you know you’re somewhere special the minute you see the vintage box office. The Iao has the feel of an old movie house. Yet when you step inside and spot the vast stage, you quickly realize it’s a home for live productions.

Alexis and I sit at a small table in the downstairs lobby and Steven pulls another table over and joins us. We’re immediately greeted by their dog; Maui OnStage is definitely a family affair.

Steven and Alexis came to Maui from New Hampshire and have been running Maui OnStage for nearly a decade. When asked what brought them to Hawaii, the answer is simple: Maui.

“We had visited many times,” Alexis said. “Once we decided to move here we plotted a three-year plan.”

“She didn’t give you the backstory, which I think is a compelling part,” Steven then said. “About a year before, Alexis and her mother were doing a show together. When the rehearsal ended, she went her way, her mother went hers. And her mother was crossing the street and got killed. That kind of changes your perspective on how quickly life can change.”

The couple said they put their decision to the rocking chair test. “When you’re old and you’re sitting on your rocking chair on your porch, we’d rather say, ‘Wow, that was really fun.

I’m glad we tried that,’ versus saying, ‘I wonder what would have happened if we had,’” Alexis said.

In the midst of the three years, the couple was planning a vacation on Maui. About two months before their trip, a friend was visiting the island and saw a post about a job opening for executive director of Maui OnStage. Their friend said (jokingly), “Wouldn’t it be funny if you did what you were doing now but on Maui?”

“We didn’t think it was a joke,” Alexis said.

Alexis–who at the time was executive director of a theater in New Hampshire– submitted her resume but did not receive a response. Shortly thereafter during the couple’s vacation, she called and asked if she could meet someone on the board and tour the theater. “I met with the board and spent a couple of hours with the people that were here already,” Alexis said. “We came back a night or two later and watched a rehearsal. About a month later, I had a follow up interview and they offered me the position shortly thereafter, on my birthday.”

With their passion for theater, it’s no surprise to learn that Alexis and Steven fell in love on the stage.

In the late 1980s, Alexis and Steven were acquaintances, working together at a theater in New Hampshire. “One day, I told her she should audition for Carnival which was being presented at the Seacoast Repertory Theater,” Steven said.

“We both ended up in the show playing opposite one another. That’s how our love affair started.”

Alexis has a degree in theater education from the University of New Hampshire. After college, she taught high school for seven years and then went to work as the education director for a professional theater company in New

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have done is amazing,” he said. “They’ve upgraded the Iao. It’s now air-conditioned.

There are new seats and a new sound system. And it has a great reputation. They have turned around the Iao Theater and made it what it is today. They get all the credit–their leadership.”

The music director told him to sing for Mr. Tilton, the director. “Mr. Tilton had been on Broadway; he had been in South Pacific and The Sound of Music,” Steven explains. Despite the fact that Steven didn’t view himself as a musician, he sang anyway. After he performed, Tilton told him that next year, he was in the

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into it, like a scobie, and they look like little pearls. They ferment in the same way that kombucha does. It has a first ferment, then a second ferment where you add your flavors in. As for kombucha, hands down my Ginger Turmeric is the most popular flavor. In fact, I think that one is sold out right now. Cranberry is really nice, too, and it’s a seasonal flavor right now. Pineapple beet is an unusual mix–it’s really good. ” The banana kefir was a total winner for me. I like probiotics, but I don’t love kombucha. I felt like the kefir was a little less sweet and fizzy. Another beverage you have to try while here are the fresh squeezed juices and the turmeric shot, made with honey lemon and cayenne.

“We make our own juice,” says Blosser. “We have the Dawn Patrol, the Mean Green, and our Roots and Spice. We bottle them every morning for the grab-and-go section. Everything here is designed to be fast. We also do a turmeric shot.

It’s not bottled but it’s in a container in the fridge. Be prepared–it’s really strong and tasty. I love them, I take them all the time.”

On South Maui’s Fourth Friday, Fork and Salad gets into the block party by creating a

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ne of the newest restaurants to hit Maui is Fork & Salad. A concept dreamed up by the chefs behind Three’s Bar and Grill—Travis Morrin, Jarron Blosser and Cody Christopher— it’s meant to be a lean, mean, salad building machine. Oh, and they do sandwiches too.

“We designed this with the idea that you as soon as you meet with one of our salad techs it’s a three-minute process from start to finish,” says Morrin. “We have signature salads, classics or build your own, then you can add your proteins.”

Here are the stats: 12 signature salads, 11 dressings, 50 ingredients, seven sandwiches, four fresh pressed juices, six proteins, five leafy green bases, three soups, six Big Wave kombuchas on tap, One Nitro coffee and several beers and wines to choose from. The combinations are limitless.

“The sandwiches are awesome,” says Blosser. “The soups are awesome. You can do combos now.You can do a half salad and a soup for the same price, so you have a few

more options. The Big Wave kombucha is doing really well. We have the biggest tap on the island. We have six kombucha, one kefir and one nitro coffee. They change regularly depending on what Big Wave makes. The beer and wine is not our focus, but it’s for the people who would like that, just in case.”

The restaurant is where Stella Blues used to be in Azeka Mauka. Fork and Salad has a gorgeous and modern build out. The design is very clean, and welcoming. Blosser, Morrin and Christopher worked on the construction as well as the concept. They built counters, recycling bins, railings, tables and the water station areas themselves.

“We wanted to pass the savings onto our customers,” says Christopher. “We kept our start-up costs down, did a lot ourselves. We want people to not have any excuse for not eating healthy!”

As you enter the restaurant you approach towards the salad bar, menu boards overhead highlight the different salad bases, sandwiches, soups and pricing. The fresh salad greens are stacked right behind the salad bar, and all of the prepped ingredients like cukes, avo, pineapple, kabocha, chickpeas, red onion, garlic chips, carrots, beets, sprouts–50 in all–are in the bar. Proteins include chicken breast, falafel, ahi belly, seared ahi, poached shrimp and tofu.

They also have a category called super finish

to add options like chia, flax or hemp seeds, bee pollen or nutritional yeast for a $1. As you’re greeted you order, then watch the salad come together.You can make any of your salad choices into a wrap, too.

“This concept is so new, the first time somebody walked up to the counter, we did not know how that was going to go,” says Blosser.

“So it took us about a week to get some systems down to make the salad bar work. This is how we’re filling the bowls, this is how we’re stocking the bar. Finally it fell into place. Honestly, it was a lot easier than Three’s. It’s an eatery. It’s a fast food health food concept. I think people just picked up on it. We’re really happy.”

The sandwich menu has been a hit as well, featuring seven sandwiches designed in the 500- to 700-calorie range. I was surprised that the pastrami seasoned ahi was the lowest in calories, at 522. They also have lemon and thyme chicken, falafel and quinoa, roasted eggplant and goat cheese, shrimp and avo and an ahi melt.

“The smokey papaya chicken sandwich is our most popular sandwich,” says Morrin. “You can get this with a bowl of chili for two more

Soup and Sandwich Combo

bucks. What’s really great about the bread that we use is it comes from Blue Door Bakery. It’s a naturally fermented sourdough focaccia. There’s no yeast, and it’s organic. It’s the best kind of gluten you can put in your body, if you’re down to eat bread. And it’s made fresh daily here in South Maui. All the greens come from Maui, as many ingredients as possible are sourced on Maui, if not from the State of Hawaii. There are just a few small odds and ends–like, for example, the eggs. There are not enough organic eggs locally, so we buy cage-free organic from the Mainland. Everything else comes from Maui and it just tastes good that way.”

Fork and Salad had a banana kefir on tap next to the kombuchas. I hadn’t tried a non-dairy kefir before so I asked David Smithey of Big Wave Beverage Co. about it.

“Most people think of dairy kefir when they think of kefir, but this is a water-based kefir,” says Smithey. “They are fermented with grains.

Well we call them ‘grains’ but they aren’t really grains. It’s a bacteria yeast formation that goes

farmers market and beer garden on their patio.

“We partner with Brian from Oko‘a Farms,” says Morrin. “We set up a farmers market at night out on our patio area. He brings down a full spread, all certified organic, from one end of the patio to the other. He brings some really interesting stuff as well as his standard produce and fruits, it’s really amazing. Then we have the beer garden out there, too. We sell $5 Maui draft beers. It’s just a really nice place to hang out and get a salad and a beer on a Friday night and cruise.”

Fork and Salad has a phone app, and since using it a few times, it has been my go to way to pick up my salads. You can create your own salad, order up sandwiches and soups, and pay for it all using the phone. Then it will be ready on the side of the register. Skip the line and pick up. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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Eclectic Art TALKING STORY WITH MICHAEL PULLIAM ABOUT THE MAUI FRINGE FESTIVAL grants for him to reinvent MacBeth in Haiti, there would never have been a War of the Worlds or Citizen Kane.

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MT: Tell us a bit more about some of the shows in this years festival. Have you seen them all?

MP: Every show is unique and we hope to explore every genre. Game of Thrones: The Musical will make you think of Avenue Q . Old Girls Looking Hot is a socially conscious dramatic musical. Ain’t That Rich is a one-woman tour-de-force that will resonate with our feelings of this inauguration. FADO is an illusion through aerial dance that embraces a Portuguese musical tradition. The festival is a stew of ideas and uncompromised visions.

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he Maui Fringe Festival will light up Wailuku this weekend with a three-day exhibition of unique performing arts shows. Brought to life by local playwrights, writers, actors and directors as well as visiting ones, these little plays with big ideas give audiences a taste of creativity that doesn’t normally have an outlet. Michael Pulliam curates and guides the production as the Maui Fringe Festival director, and he took a moment to talk with us about this year’s festival.

MAUITIME: Describe that moment and feeling when you decided to organize a Fringe Festival on Maui.

MICHAEL PULLIAM: I’m a writer first and I came to Maui for a sabbatical and found no reason to go home. A friend came to visit and asked what I was going to do on Maui. I said I was thinking about starting a Maui Fringe. He told me that this might be the best idea I’ve ever had.

MT: Thank goodness for nosy friends.

How long have you been putting the Maui Fringe Festival together?

MT: How do you find inspiration each year?

MP: I’m always inspired by the shock of the new–that is what Fringe is. I just love creating a home for new artists and when combined with the paradise of Maui, it seemed like a perfect fit.

MT: Give us a heads up on some of the highlights for 2017.

MP: I love bringing eclectic art to Maui.

We have an R-rated puppet show this year

MT: So how do you find R-rated puppet shows?

MP: My favorite part of putting together a Fringe is finding young writers and performers on the internet. There is a worldwide network of independent playwrights touring and bringing fresh new ideas to more than 100 Fringe fests globally every weekend, every year, for 70 years. Sometimes all I have to do is ask, “do you want to come to Maui?” Finding out-of-town shows is easier than finding local shows. The vast Fringe network of shows that can travel in a suitcase is endless. Yet, there are many Fringe suitors and there are at least two festivals happening somewhere every week. I guess I always hope the romance of Maui will sway the choice of producers.

MT: What’s the best way to sample this stew?

MP: In my opinion, you have to see at least three or four Fringe shows. It’s like Sundance. Why go all the way to Utah and only catch one movie?

MT: What do you hope attendees come away with after being at the festival?

MP: My hope with every Fringe is that the people of Maui embrace unknown theater just like indy film. It’s the same, but it’s live theater. Many Fringe performers on Maui have since gone on to film and TV roles. Who doesn’t like to be the friend that discovered a new wine, introduced the family to a new restaurant, posted that great new song, that is Fringe.

8pm Ain’t That Rich by Kate Robards. A one-woman show about gold-digging, by a visiting artist from New York.

9:15pm Old Girls Looking Hot by Sharyn Stone, the 2011 Maui Fringe winner.

Music by Fulton Tashombe, starring Joyce Romero, Barbara Sedano with her Minion grandson, Ethan, Scott Newman and John Williams. Directed by Paul Janes-Brown.

SATURDAY, JAN. 21 1pm Old Girls Looking Hot 3:30pm Game of Thrones: The Musical

by Really Spicy Opera. This R-rated HBO parody hails from the Minnesota Fringe.

It explores wildly inappropriate comedy involving puppets. Featuring Caitlin Collins, Basil Considine, Elizabeth Eschen, Joe Kastner and Angela Walberg.

6:30pm FADO by Maui Aerial Arts. An allfemale cast featuring Heather Booth, Amy Erickson, Clover Love and Lani Thur-Fine explore processes of grief and healing through a dazzling aerial performance.

7:15pm Small Town Lawyer 8pm Game of Thrones: The Musical

MT: With so many acts available, how do you choose what acts get into the Maui Fringe Festival?

9:15pm Me, My Song and I by Malcolm Grissom. Grissom gives a memorable and intense performance in this personal narrative named Critic’s Choice in the Atlanta Fringe Festival.

MP: I don’t choose the shows. We try to take every show. Because I also love the biz side of show biz, I get concerned if I think some plays might not do well financially. A few have passed on the Maui Fringe. I like to be honest and share with the producers what is realistic.

SUNDAY, JAN. 22 1pm Small Town Lawyer

MT: Have you written any screenplays yourself for a Fringe Festival?

MP: I performed in the 1996 Chicago Fringe and managed a 1998 San Francisco Fringe location. I love to write, but I also like to provide a play space for artists who fall outside the box.

I love the example of Orson Welles. If the Roosevelt federal government hadn’t provided

MAUI FRINGE FESTIVAL SCHEDULE FRIDAY, JAN. 20 7pm Small Town Lawyer by Anthony Pignataro (disclosure: Pignataro is MauiTime’s editor). A small town lawyer struggles with direction in his life. Directed by Angela Thompson, starring Kevin Hazelton, Vinnie Linares, and Felicia Chernicki-Wulf.

4:45pm Ain’t That Rich

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MP: I’ve been managing the Fringe since it started in 2011. I pitched it to the Maui OnStage board of directors in 2010, and my greatest champion has been Alexis Dascoulias. The plan has always been if Maui doesn’t want Fringe we’ll stop. So far, it has grown in popularity each year.

and a one-woman show that deals with gold-digging. They’re all unique and if not for Fringe, most of these shows would not be able to find venues on Maui.

The Maui Fringe Theater Festival runs Friday, January 20 through Sunday, January 22 at the Historic Iao Theater. General admission tickets are $10 per performance (plus applicable fees). To purchase tickets for any Iao Theater event call 808-242-6969 or order online at Mauionstage.com

Kate Robards

2pm Ain’t That Rich 3:15pm Old Girls Looking Hot 4:30pm Me, My Song and I 6pm Game of Thrones: The Musical 7:15pm Dream by Francis Tau`a. A dramedy about a couple exploring what happens to a marriage when Alzheimer’s hits. Featuring Tau`a, Tina Kailiponi and Marsi Smith.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, JAN. 19 THE POLISH AMBASSADOR – The Polish Ambassador, Ayla Nero and Wildlight will play Makawao Union Church. The evening will be akin to an ecstatic dance event with sound healing, bounce and an allout dance party. This is a drug- and alcohol-free gathering. Kids 10 years and under are free. $32. 7pm.

Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org.

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FARMING FOR THE FUTURE – “Farming for the Future: Sustainable ustainable Agriculture on Maui” with Edventure at University of Hawaii Maui College (UHMC) will take place every Thursday from Jan 19ain Feb. 9. This is a great opportunity for those that would like to gain ed valuable knowledge and pursue a career in Agriculture related business. Students will learn fundamental practices of building living, healthy soil for growing organic fruits and vegetables. $269. 4:30-7:30pm. UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; Edventuremaui.com

THURSDAY, JAN. 19 BLACK ARM BAND’S DIRTSONG – Black Arm Band’s Dirtsong will be at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC).

Black Arm Band is an Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander (ATSI) organization and one of Australia’s leading performing arts companies. They’re internationally acclaimed for their distinct musical performances, powerful visual imagery and celebration of indigenous language, culture and music. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

ACLU HAWAII MEETUP – An ACLU Hawaii Meetup will take place at UHMC. Learn more about defending your civil rights in the new Trump administration, community control of police surveillance and how to end mass incarceration in the State of Hawaii. It will be ADA-accessible and light refreshments will be provided. Sponsored by ACLU Hawaii, UHMC Human Services Department and Maui Peace Action. Free. 5:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; ACLUHI.org. Photo courtesy Facebook/ ACLU Hawaii

FRIDAY, F FR R ID I AY, JA JAN. AN 2 20 MAKAWAO TOWN PARTY – Time for the next edition of the Makawao Third Friday party! Have fun in Makawao Town with your family and friends at this awesome Upcountry community event. The night will feature live entertainment and music, a classic car showcase, a fun keiki zone with a jumper trampoline, face painting, balloon twisting and more. Don’t forget to check out the local restaurants and pop-up food court. Free. 5:30pm. Makawao Third Friday, (Baldwin Avenue, Makawao); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com.

GUY BUFFET – Famed French-American artist Guy Buffet will appear at Lahaina Galleries. Buffet will celebrate his 75th birthday with the Maui artistic community. He’s a former long-time Hawaii resident, and he’ll be showcasing many of his famous pieces based on Polynesian culture and worldwide subjects. Free. 6:30pm. Lahaina Galleries, (828 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-8030; Lahainagalleries.com.

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FR R ID DAY AY, Y JAN. 2 FRIDAY, 20 BHAKTI & BHAJANS KIRTAN – There’s a Bhakti and Bhajans Kirtan at Temple of Peace in Haiku.

This event will feature Daniel Paul and Gina Sala in a rare kirtan performance. There will also be a delicious vegetarian Indian dinner, yummy desserts and refreshments available for purchase. $25-35.

4pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220; Templeofpeacemaui.com.

Photo courtesy Mike Crall

UB40 – The UB40 Reunited Hana Hou live show is com coming to Maui. UB40 is a legendary reggae band an this time you can see the original founding and m members play together at the MACC. Hear iconic b ballads from gold and platinum albums, worldw wide hits and all your favorite UB40 songs. $4917 5:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, 179.

(1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mau Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, JAN. 21 SOUL COLLAGE WORKSHOP– From Saturday, Jan. 21 to Tuesday, Jan. 24, there’ll be a Soul Collage Workshop at Heritage Hall in Paia.

Attendees will be drawn into Mariabruna’s storytelling, full of poetic and visual opportunities to share personal experiences with the group.

The workshop will focus on the timeless and evolving story of the “Phoenix” through the wisdom of making Soul Collage-inspired cards. $250.

2am. Heritage Hall, (401 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-243-0065; Mauiheritagehall.org. Photo courtesy Facebook/Soul Collage

SATURDAY SATURDAY, JAN JAN. 21

WOMEN’S MARCH ON MAUI – Maui’s own Women’s March on Washington will take place at the UHMC campus. Here’s your chance to speak out with the women of Maui County to show your support for social and economic justice. Stand together and march for free speech, safety and health for all citizens. There will be an opening ceremony and pule with Lei‘ohu Ryder. Free. 8am. Women’s March Maui at UHMC, (310 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); Womensmarchmaui.com.

Photo courtesy Carol Lynn Enara Healy

SUNDAY, JAN. 22

JAMIE ADKINS: CIRCUS INCOGNITUS – The Jamie Adkins: Circus Incognitus show will be at the MACC. Adkins will take on the role of a virtuoso clown that embodies the “vulnerable everyman.” You’ll see him wander onto the stage, delighted to see the audience awaiting, then struggle to make everyday objects work for his performance on stage. $35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Amanda Russell

KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEANUP – Time for another of Hawaii Wildlife Foundation’s monthly Ka‘ehu Bay Beach cleanup. Bring your family and friends down to Ka‘ehu Bay to pick up all the garbage that litters Maui’s northwest coastline. These cleanups include Sharktastic research and Japanese tsunami debris monitoring. Make sure to wear sturdy shoes, hats and bring reef-safe sunscreen. All supplies will be provided. Free. 9am. Kukona Place, (Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html. Photo: Flickr/Daniel Oines

MONDAY, JAN. 23

SUNDAY, JAN. 22 BROADWAY POPS – The annual Broadway Pops concert returns to the MACC. See Doug LaBrecque and the Maui Pops Orchestra will special guest artist Christiane Noll and guest conductor Jason Howland. This afternoon program will feature favorites from the Great American Songbook, including works by Cole Porter, George Gershwin, Rodgers and Hammerstein and Irving Berlin. $20-55. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

WASTEWATER TREATMENT PLANT OPERATOR TRAINING – Edventure’s Water/Wastewater Treatment Entry Level Plant Operator Training starts at UHMC. Sponsored by Hawaii Energy, all students will be prepared to begin a new career in Hawaii’s water and wastewater industry. Participants who are already working as operators will gain an expanded knowledge of how Water/Wastewater Treatment Plants operate and are maintained. $1,700. 5pm. Edventure at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; Edventuremaui.com; nhv@hawaii.edu. Photo: Flickr/ Eli Duke

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Not Another Gangster Picture Ben Affleck’s ‘Live By Night’ has great parts but they never connect ★★★★★ Rated R / 129 Min.

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en Affleck’s fourth film as a director is an adaptation of Dennis Lehane’s 2012 novel Live By Night, a Prohibition-era gangster drama. Considering that Affleck’s 2007 directorial debut was the extraordinary Gone Baby Gone (also based on a Lehane novel) and that his previous film was the Best Picture winner Argo, my expectations were high for his return behind the camera. Unfortunately, Affleck should have stayed in the director’s chair, embraced nepotism and had his little brother Casey front and center for this one. While Affleck has made a respectable, ambitious work with an expansive storyline, it leaves an indifferent response and suffers mostly by having its director in the starring role.

When we meet Affleck’s Joe Coughlin in Boston of 1926, he’s a getaway driver for stickups and, in his words, living like an “outlaw.” Despite the stern warning of his police captain father (played by Brendan Gleeson), Coughlin is having an affair with Emma (Sienna Miller), the mistress of a vicious mobster.

This portion of the story is a mere set-up for

a much larger narrative, which expands to Florida and involves local corruption, Cuban nightclubs, the KKK and religious conversion.

There are excellent supporting turns by Miller (who’s been on a hot streak lately), Elle Fanning (playing the film’s most complex, tragic figure) and Chris Cooper (top notch as a fed up law enforcer). There’s also Chris Messina, nearly unrecognizable in a De Niro-like transformation and giving a great turn as Coughlin’s right hand man. The casting in this movie is so good, there’s even outstanding turns by Max Casella (formerly Vinnie Delpino on Doogie Howser, MD) and Anthony Michael Hall!

Since Coughlin is in every scene and Affleck looks smashing in a fedora, one could accuse this of being a vanity project.

Although he’s assembled a top tier collection of actors in support, this feels less like an ensemble and more of The Ben Affleck Show. However, this is among Affleck’s least compelling performances. While in no way a return to the double-whammy embarrassment of starring in both Gigli and Daredevil in the same year, Affleck does his film a major disservice by taking the lead.

Coughlin is a haunted former soldier and reluctant killer with a simmering, tormented

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conscience. There is nothing in Affleck’s light, far-too-reserved acting that suggests the struggle his character is undertaking. Under his own direction in Argo and especially The Town (still his best movie), Affleck has been exceptional but that’s not the case here.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m a fan of Affleck and love the winning streak he’s been on for the past decade. His heartfelt work in Chasing Amy won me over 20 years ago and subsequent turns in Good Will Hunting, Bounce and Changing Lanes were better than merely good. When too many flops, embarrassing hits and obnoxious (and undeserved) media attention threatened to derail his career, Affleck admirably stepped back. Superb character turns in Hollywoodland and Extract led to an unlikely, smashing emergence as a filmmaker.

Despite the are-you-kidding-me response

to the initial announcement, Affleck, of all things, turned out to be a terrific Batman.

He’s worked hard for his success and I suspect he will survive this setback.

I want to give this movie a break, because there are great scenes, more than a few performances worth seeing and the story is very good. There may be too many endings but the final scene is shocking.

That said, the many great pieces within the film don’t fully connect. Although it’s been promoted as a shoot-em’ up and Affleck knows how to stage an exciting action sequence, this isn’t an action movie.

Lehane’s themes of what makes a criminal and the inner rot within upstanding citizens drives this very long movie. There are good things in Live By Night but it let me down as much as Affleck’s performance lets down his movie. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Moana- PG- 2D THU 10:45 11:45 1:30 2:20

4:15 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45, 2D MON-THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 Sing -PG- 2D THU 11:15 2:00 4:35 7:15.

2D FRI-SAT 11:15 2:00 4:35 7:15 9:50, 2D SUN-WED 11:15 2:00 4:35 7:15 THU 11:15 2:00 4:35 Hidden Figures-PG- 2D THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15. 2D FRI-SAT 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, 2D SUN-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15.

Live By Night-R- 2D THU 10:35 1:25 4:15 7:05. FRI-SAT 11:25 5:00 10:15, 2D SUNTHU 11:25 5:00.

Passengers-PG13- 2D THU 4:55 7:30 Patriots Day-R- 2D THU 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00, FRI-SAT 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, 2D SUNTHU 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00.

XXX-The Return of Xander Cag e-PG-13-2D FRI-SAT 10:45 2:30 4:15 8:00 9:45, SUNTHU 10:45 2:30 4:15 8:00; 3D FRI-THU 1:30 7:00

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) 20TH Century Women -R FRI (11:30 2:20

5:10) 7:30 10:30 SAT-SUN (11:30 2:20) 5:10 7:30 10:30 MON-THU (11:30 2:20 5:10) 7:30 10:30 A Monster Calls- PG13- 2D THU (2:40 5:10) 10:30.

Dog’s Purpose-PG THU 6:30 9:50 Fences-PG13- 2D THU (11:30).

Hidden Figures- PG- 2D THU (11:30 1:50 4:40)

NEW THIS WEEK MET OPERA: ROMEO ET JULIETTE - NR Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Shakespeare’s classic love story. 176 min.

A DOG’S PURPOSE - PG - Adventure/Family Over the course of several lifetimes, a dog tries to discern its purpose in life. 120 min.

SILENCE - R - Drama/History - Martin Scorsese directs this epic about two Catholic priests who travel to Japan to find their mentor. Stars Andrew Garfield and Adam Driver. 161 min.

SPLIT - PG-13 - Horror/Atrocity - Of course M. Night Shyamalan directed this reprehensible picture that demonizes people with dissociative identity disorder (DID). Of course he did. Stars a bunch of people who should have known better. 117 min.

XXX: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE - PG13 - Woo! Vin Diesel! Super-duper badass whatever-he-is Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) returns to blow up bad guys and such. Did I mention it stars Vin Diesel? 107 minutes of hot Vin Diesel action.

20TH CENTURY WOMEN - R - Drama/Comedy The story of three women trying to live life to its fullest in Southern California in the late 1970s. Stars Annette Bening, Elle Fanning and Greta Gerwig. 119 min.

NOW PLAYING HIDDEN FIGURES - PG - Drama - The story of three female African-American mathematicians who played a crucial role in early NASA space missions. Based on a true story. 127 min.

LA LA LAND - PG13 - Drama/Musical - A pianist

7:20 10:20, FRI (11:30 1:50 4:40) 7:20 10:20 SAT-SUN (11:30 1:50) 4:40 7:20 10:20 MONTHU (11:30 1:50 4:40) 7:20 10:20 La La Land- PG13- 2D THU (11:50 2:00 4:30) 7:20 9:55. FRI (11:30 1:50 4:40) 7:10 10:00 SAT-SUN (11:30 1:50) 4:40 7:10 10:00 MONTHU (11:30 1:50 4:40) 7:10 10:00 Met Opera: Romeo Et Juiliette NR SAT 12:25 WED 6:30 Monster Trucks- PG- 2D THU (2:00 5:00) 7:40. FRI (11:30 2:10 4:40) 7:40 SAT (2:10) SUN-THU (11:30 2:10 4:40) 7:40 3D THU (11:30).

Moonlight- R- 2D THU (11:40 2:00 4:30) 10:20, FRI-THU 10:00 Rogue One- PG13- 2D THU (11:30 2:30 4:40) 7:40. FRI (1:00 4:00) 7:00 9:50 SATSUN (1:00) 4:00 7:00 9:50 MON-THU (1:00 4:00) 7:00 9:50; 3D THU (12:30 3:30) 9:50.

Silence -R FRI-TUE (11:40 3:10) 6:40 8:40 WED (11:40 3:10) 6:40 9:50 THU (11:40 3:10) 6:40 9:20 Sing -PG- 2D THU (11:30 4:40) 7:15. FRITHU (11:30 2:30) 7:20; 3D THU (2:40). 3D FRI (5:00) 9:50 SAT-SUN 5:00 9:50 MONWED (5:00) 9:50 THU (5:00) Sleepless -R- 2D THU (11:30 2:30 5:30) 8:00 10:40. FRI (12:00 2:30 5:00) 8:00 10:20 SATSUN (12:00 2:30) 5:00 8:00 10:20 MON-THU (12:00 2:30 5:00) 8:00 10:20 Split -PG-13 FRI (11:40 2:00 4:50) 7:40 10:30 SAT-SUN (11:40 2:00) 4:50 7:40 10:30 MON-THU (11:40 2:00 4:50) 7:40 10:30 The Bye Bye Man - PG13- 2D THU (11:50 2:10 4:50) 10:40. FRI (11:30 2:20 4:50) 7:50 10:20 SAT (11:30 2:20) 4:50 7:50 10:20 SUN (2:20) 4:50 7:50 10:20 MON-THU

falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles. Then crazy stuff happens. Stars Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. 128 min.

LIVE BY NIGHT - R - Crime/Drama - Ben Affleck and Elle Fanning star in this picture about organized crime during Prohibition, because Hollywood never makes movies about that. See this week’s film review. 128 min.

MOANA - PG - Animation - In this new Disney film a young navigator (voiced by Auli‘i Cravalho) sails to a fabled island, with the demigod Maui (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) accompanying her. 113 min.

MONSTER TRUCKS - PG - Animation/Action A high school senior builds a monster truck that has an actual monster living in it. Woo!!! 104 min.

MOONLIGHT - R - Drama - The story of an AfricanAmerican man, from childhood to adulthood, who grows up in Miami. Stars Mahershala Ali. 111 min.

PATRIOTS DAY - R - Drama - A look at the Boston Police Commissioner before, during and after the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing. Stars Marky Mark and Michelle Monaghan. 133 min.

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Action - The evil galactic empire has built a Death Star (paid for, undoubtedly, after privatizing Medicare and Social Security), and a plucky group of rebels want to steal its blueprints.

Hmm… I wonder if they’ll succeed… 133 min.

SING - PG - Animation/Comedy - A koala wants to restore his theater to glory by holding a singing competition. Voices by Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon and Seth MacFarlane. 108 min.

SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN - NR - Musical/Romance - Special TCM screening of the 1952 classic mu-

THURS | 1/19 (11:30 2:20 4:50) 7:50 10:20 Underworld: Blood Wars - R- 2D THU 2:20 7:40, 2D FRI (11:50 2:00 4:10) 6:30 SAT 5:30 SUN (11:50 2:00) 4:10 6:30 MON-TUE (11:50 2:00 4:10) 6:30 WED (11:50 2:00) THU (11:50 2:00 4:10); 3D THU (11:40 5:10) 10:30.

Why Him?- R- 2D THU 11:30 2:30 4:30 7:50, FRI-THU 10:10 XXX The Return of Xander Cage-PG-13 2D FRI-THU (2:10) 7:30; 3D FRI (11:30 4:50) 10:10 SAT-SUN (11:30) 4:50 10:10 MON-THU (11:30 4:50) 10:10

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Monster Trucks- PG- 2D THU

(1:00) 7:15 FRI-MON (1:00) 6:30, 2D TUE (1:00 6:30) WED-THU (1:00) 6:30 3D THU (4:00) FRISUN 4:00 9:15, MON (4:00), TUE (4:00 9:15), WED-THU (4:00).

Patriots Day-R- 2D THU (12:30 3:45) 7:00. FRISUN (12:30) 3:30 6:45 9:45 MON (12:30 3:30) 6:45 TUE (12:30 3:30 6:45 9:45) WED (12:30 3:30) 6:45 Underworld: Blood Wars - R- 2D THU (1:00) 7:10. 2D FRI-MON (1:15) 7:30, 2D TUE (1:15 7:30), 2D WED-THU (1:15) 7:30.

3D THU 4:00, 3D FRI-SUN 4:15 10:05, 3D MON (4:15), 3D TUE (4:15 10:05), 3D WED-THU (4:15).

XXX The Return of Xander Cage -PG-13 2D FRI-MON (12:45) 7:00 TUE (12:45 7:00) WED-THU (12:45) 7:00; 3D FRISUN 3:45 9:50 MON (3:45) TUE (3:45 9:50) WED-THU (3:45)

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sical that stars Gene Kelly, Donald O’Connor and Debbie Reynolds. 103 min.

SLEEPLESS - R - Action/Thriller - Jamie Foxx stars in this story of a cop with underworld connections who searches for his kidnapped son. 95 min.

EVENTS

THE BYE BYE MAN - PG13 - Horror - Three friends discover the secret of the Bye Bye Man, who happens to be the cause of all evil (“Bye Bye Man” is a registered trademark of the The Trump Organization). 96 min.

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UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS - R - Action/ Horror - Vampire Selene (Kate Beckinsale) returns to fight the Lycan clan and other vampires because I don’t know–I just write film caps. 91 min.

Ali, Astro, & Mickey are Back!

WHY HIM? - R - Comedy - A family gets together for the holidays, but old pop doesn’t much care for his daughter’s boyfriend. Stars Zooey Deutch and Bryan Cranston. 111 min.

LAST CHANCE A MONSTER CALLS - PG13 - Drama/Fantasy A boy seeks help from a tree monster to help his dying mother. Stars Lewis MacDougall, Sigourney Weaver and Felicity Jones. 108 min.

FENCES - PG13 - Drama - Denzel Washington and Viola Davis star in this story about an African-American family trying to survive in 1950s America. 138 min.

PASSENGERS - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - A creepy jerk (Chris Pratt) accidentally wakes up too early on a century-long trip to another world, then gets lonely and decides to revive some hot chick (Jennifer Lawrence), dooming her to the same miserable existence that plagues him. 116 min.

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SAT Jan 21 7:30 pm Castle Maui Pops Orchestra Presents

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS PENGUINS IN PARADISE - Fri. Jan 20. For the second year in a row, the Hyatt will celebrate its seven African Black-Footed Penguins on Penguin Awareness Day in the Atrium Lobby at the penguin habitat. Watch as the seven playful birds eat, swim and waddle around. Decorate penguin cookies, take pictures with the penguin mascot and capture a moment at the photo booth. Join the fun by following on social media and sharing your penguin photos at #PenguinInParadise. 9:30am.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com THE DIRTY MONKEY GRAND OPENING - Fri. Jan 20. Celebrate the grand opening of The Dirty Monkey in Lahaina. Rock group The Lamonts will headline this night with DJ sets from Boomshot and CPNESS. 21+. $5. 9pm. The Dirty Monkey, (844 Front St., Lahaina); 808-419-6268; Thedirtymonkey.com HOUSE SESSIONS - Fri. Jan 20. Get your drinking shoes on and head to Paia. Combining powers to bring you a crazy Las Vegas style open format mix-mash-scratch session are DJs Illz and Del Sol. Not just that, but it’s DJ Del Sol’s Birthday. 10pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com ROBBIE BURNS NIGHT - Tue. Jan 24. Enjoy a night of Poetry to honor Robert Burns, with bagpipers and The Glen Innes Session Band. $15 cover includes Haggis and Whiskey tasting. 6pm.

Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com BURNS NIGHT! A SCOTTISH NATIONAL HOLIDAY - Wed. Jan 25. Enjoy traditional Scottish toasts, learn about Scotch and the regions where it’s made and maybe even try some haggis. Hosted by resident Piper Roger McKinley. Call for reservations. 5pm. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venu. Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Jan 19. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and

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meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99.

5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com

and cellar tours. 10am. MauiWine, Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with one of the best Elvis impersonators in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Jan 19. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a really incredible opportunity for wine lovers, and for those that want to learn more about grape production on Maui. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk throug through the vineyard grounds and lot lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Ro Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm.

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KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - TuesdaySaturday. Sit back, relax aand take in the beautifu Maui sunset while ful en enjoying a special threecou course Sunset Menu which ON includ a glass of sparkling includes MAUI FRINGE FESTIVAL 2017 wine and an amuse bouche from - Fri. Jan 20 - Sun. Jan 22. A week$5 5:30pm. Banyan Tree the chef. $50. ming arts fea end marathon of the performing feaRestaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, turing local and mainland actors, dancers, musicians (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; and playwrights. Schedule is as follows: Small Town Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree Lawyer by Anthony Pignataro Fri 7pm, Sat 7:15pm, CULTURE AND CUISINE WITH KEAHAUNANI Sun 1pm; Ain’t That Rich by Kate Robards Fri 8pm, DANG - Thu. Jan 19. Learn the art of crafting traSat 4:45pm, Sun 2pm; Old Girls Looking Hot by ditional Hawaiian lei po‘o (head lei) while enjoySharyn Stone Fri 9:15pm, Sat 1pm, Sun 3:15pm; ing the many flavors of the Pacific. Cost is $75 Game of Thrones: The Musical by Really Spicy Opper person and includes, supplies, dinner and era Sat 3:30pm and 8pm, Sun 6pm; FADO by Maui wine service. 5:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Aerial Arts Sat 6:30pm; Me, My Song and I by MalHonoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; colm Grissom Sat 9:15pm, Sun 4:30pm. Dream by Kahilirestaurant.com Francis Tau‘a Sun 7:15pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com ALOHA FRIDAY SUNSET GRILL NIGHT - Fri. Jan FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Jan 21. Game of 20. Grill Night is a casual and fun way to celebrate COMBS! Winter is here. So come put your feet Aloha Friday on the scenic point overlooking Kapalua up after the Women’s March and see Maui’s own Bay while enjoying the picture-perfect sunsets over award-winning improv troupe. Bring a can of food Molokai with live entertainment. A variety of BBQ sefor the Maui Food Bank or check in on Yelp for $2 lections will be featured each week with such favorites off cover. $10. 7:30pm. Temple of Peace Maui, as Huli Huli Chicken and Kalbi Ribs as well as spe(575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220. cialty cocktails and drinks. The regular pool bar menu will also be available. 5pm. Hana Hou Bar at Montage MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - SunKapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Mondays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star tagehotels.com/kapaluabay/dining/hana-hou-bar Seth Grabel is on Maui. Grabel is a magician, illusionist and headlining entertainer. Kama‘aina and CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Jan 20.

Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, group rates available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95.

FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI, THE BEATLES 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); TRIBUTE - Wed. Jan 25. Fourever Fab and its 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com founding members have been performing the hits OH... WINE NOT? BERRIES AND BACON! of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for Fri. Jan 20. Enjoy five tasting pours of wine from over 20 years. Tickets start at $59.99 for adults around the world along with specially prepared and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11). 10 dishes created by Executive Chef Tylun Pang. percent discount for Kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 5pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.

808-365-7535; Foureverfabshow.com com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY LEILANI FARM SANCTUARY CHARITY PINT SHOW - Wed. Jan 25. Enjoy Grammy-winner George Kahumoku Jr. in concert. Hosted by NIGHT - Fri. Jan 20. Leilani Farm Sanctuary is an all volunteer, nonprofit organization created to George and his Slack Key Show Ohana–Peter provide shelter and care for rescued animals, and deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. humane education to the community. Help MBC’s Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea Kihei Tasting Room donate half their house beer House Restaurant, advance purchase required profits to support Leilani Farm Sanctuary. 6pm. call or go online. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Jan 19. Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWines varieties, also offering free historical

HAPA DINNER SHOW - Sat. Jan 21. Enjoy a fun filled evening of awesome Hawaiian music and dine from a select menu of exceptional entrees, pupus, and cocktails. $35 in advance, $40 day of.

6pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com

CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Jan 22. Featuring an enhanced a la carte breakfast menu created by Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Relax and enjoy a live musical jazz performance with new brunch selections each week in addition to the regular menu including favorites Shrimp and Grits, Chicken and Waffles and Steak and Eggs. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 10am.

Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com WINE SOCIAL - Sundays and Mondays. Join in an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager, Jim Hansen. Jim’s thoughtful selections paired with light bites by make for a wonderful pre-dinner experience for wine enthusiasts.

4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jan 22.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com CASTAWAY’S DATE NIGHT - Wed. Jan 25. A perfect destination to bring your sweetheart with ocean front dining and couple specials. Enjoy entrees, house or Caesar salad and a bottle of wine for $49.95 per couple. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Jan 25. The luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and a fantastic luau buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and a fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE GREG DIPIAZZA ART EXHIBITION - Thu. Jan 19 - Tue. Jan 31. Stop by the shop and view Greg’s 2017 collection of works which will be on display.

6am. Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com 2017 HUI NO‘EAU ANNUAL JURIED EXHIBITION - Thu. Jan 19 - Thu. Feb 16. This prestigious exhibition offers an opportunity to view current work of local artists in all media. The guest juror this year is Duncan Dempster, a Honolulu-based artist and educator working primarily in print media. 9am. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com CELEBRATION OF HAWAII 2017: DIVERSITY Thu. Jan 19 - Wed. Mar 1. The entire gallery is transformed into a comprehensive display of new works in a wide variety of media by a selection of Hawaii’s most celebrated fine art artists. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com AKIHIKO IZUKURA: THE WAY OF NATURAL TEXTILE EXHIBIT - Thu. Jan 19 - Sun. Mar 19.

Master textile artist Akihiko Izukura of Kyoto creates work that honors sustainability and symbiosis with nature. His project will fill the expanse of the gallery with a fiber installation made entirely of hand-woven, naturally dyed silk, produced by silkworms. A combined dialogue within weaving, netting, entwining and dying will be visible in a large structural form for visitors to walk through and experience; Tuesday-Sunday, 10am-5pm (Also open before Castle Theater shows and during intermission). Free. Schaefer Gallery at the

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CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Derek Beaty, Memorial Jazz Jam 6-9pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMOND'S ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DIRTY MONKEY 844 Front St., Lahaina - 419-6286

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FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org THE CROSSROADS USO EXHIBIT - Thu. Jan 19 - Fri. Mar 31. The Makawao History Museum commemorates the nearly 200,000 servicemen and women who trained and took leave in and near Makawao during World War II. Displays depicting the USO from its opening in January 1943 until the war ended in 1945 include original artwork, historical stories and memorabilia from the Crossroads USO, once housed in the building that’s now home to Casanova. Free. 10am. Makawao History Museum, (3642 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2482; Makawaomuseum.org STACY VOSBERG - Fri. Jan 20. Meet oil painter Stacy Vosberg and see a collection of her colorful works. Watch her painting techniques every Friday in January. 11:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com RICHARD J. OLIVER - Fri. Jan 20. Watch Richard J. Oliver do a live painting demo. 1pm. DeRubeis Fine Art of Metal Art Gallery, (770 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0515; Signaturegalleries.com CHRISTINA DEHOFF - Fri. Jan 20. A clear and recognizable theme runs through Christina Dehoff’s figurative visionary paintings and landscapes. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jan 20. Visit the gallery, for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase a new artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com JANET STEWART MEMORIAL RECEPTION Sat. Jan 21. Lahaina Arts Society is honored to present works by the late Janet Stewart; one of the most respected water color artists in recent history. See works from her remaining collection, which will be on display and available for purchase. 4pm. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com DIVERSITY - WHAT WE HAVE IN COMMON - Sun. Jan 22. In part with the Celebration of Hawaii 2017: Diversity. Listen to a lecture by teacher and ocean voyager Mary Ann Grimes. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com

JEANNE YOUNG - Wed. Jan 25. Come by the gallery to meet this talented painter and hnique evwatch her process and technique ery Wednesday in January.. 4pm. hea Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea 8Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-7997; Mauihands.com

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MON- Movies, Games & Music 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ Music 10pm, WED- Wine Down Wed w/ Music,10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ, 10pm

WED- Famous Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, 10pm $10

Strangers Again. $35 - $65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Ka808-2 hului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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WHALE TRUST MAUI ANNUAL GOLF G AL TOURNAMENT Sat Jan 28. Start polishing Sat. yo your game and get ready tto tee off for whale res search at the 12th annual Whale Trust Maui Golf Tournament, sponsored

by Mercedes-Benz of M Maui.

The scramble comp petition format golf tourname features a continental ment bre breakfast, awards luncheon with a guest speaker, cash prizes for men’s and women’s teams and a new Mercedes on display for a lucky hole-in-one. Entry limited to 36 teams. Teams are entered on a first come, first serve basis. $225. 8am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com

PAJAMA DRIVE FOR FOSTER KIDS - Thu. Jan 19 - Sun. Feb 26. When foster children transition into a new and unfamiliar home, comfort items like a new pair of PJs can make the move a little easier. To help, Sleep Train is hosting its annual Pajama Drive for Foster Kids. Donations of new PJs in all sizes–infant to teen–can be dropped off. Visit the website for more information. 10am. Sleep Train Maui, (425 Koloa St., Kahului); 808-877-0441; Sleeptrainfosterkids.org

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GUY BUFFET - Wed. Jan 25. Famed FrenchAmerican artist Guy Buffet returns to Maui, celebrating his 74th birthday and exhibiting a new collection of art.

The former long-time Hawaiian resident has paint-de ed Polynesia and worldwide ears. subjects for over 50 years.

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POLITICAL EVENTS MY UNEXPECTED JOURNEY TO STANDING ROCK - Mon. Jan 23. Join Daniel Kanahele for a multimedia presentation about his recent experiences as a water protector on the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation in North Dakota. 6:30pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org

TICKETS ON SALE ASIAN MEDICINAL FARM AND GARDEN PRESENTATION - Fri. Jan 27 - Sun. Jan 29.

This workshop with Peg Schafer, Michael Howden and Jenny Pell will be of great interest to growers, practitioners, students, and all those interested in opportunities in the changing market of contemporary Asian herbal medicine. There will be discussion on how to get started, crop selection for the Hawaiian islands as well as techniques for harvesting and drying botanicals for best clinical results. $180. 6:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu JUDY COLLINS AND ARI HEST - Fri. Jan 27.

Lazar Bear presents singer-songwriter and folk music icon Judy Collins. Judy will bring her special guest Ari Hest, in support of her latest release,

ANNUAL BUY BACK THE BEACH EVENT - Sat. Jan 28. Hawaiian Island Land Trust will be honoring Senator Brian Schatz as its 2017 Champion of the Land at the Buy Back the Beach: Malama Kipuka Benefit Luau. The event bring together Hawaii’s committed conservation supporters for an island-style pa’ina under the Maui stars. There will be cocktails, live and silent auctions and live entertainment. Tickets are $175 per person and tables of eight are available. Call or go online to purchase.

5pm. Old Lahaina Luau, (1251 Front St., Lahaina); 808-244-5263; Hilt.org/buy-back-the-beach-2017 SHINNEN ENKAI (NEW YEAR’S) DINNER - Sat. Jan 28. Start with the traditional otoso (sake welcome) with no-host cocktail hour and buffet dinner to follow. The performer of the evening is Japanese enka singer Tevita Apina, know as Hikariyama Torao. Accompanying him are the Maui Taiko and the Maui Buyo Dance Academy. Tickets are $50 Adults, $20 Children, and are available at the Maui Box Shop and Credit Associates in Wailuku, and Sanrio at Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center until Jan. 19. Tickets will NOT be sold at the door. 5:30pm. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net

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FIRST ZERO-EMISSION COMMERCIAL VESSEL TOURS - Thu. Jan 19. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Shadowfax is an 44’ islander sailing yacht and will be operating exclusively under clean, quiet wind or electric power. Silently and gracefully cruising the waters of Ma‘alaea bay, taking small groups of tourists and local residents to experience Maui’s near shore coastal paradise and humpback whales in the least invasive way possible. 6am. Maui Ocean Charters, (Ma‘alaea Harbor, slip 70); 808-870-1739; Sailmauinui.com VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY - Thu. Jan 19. Currently seeking volunteers for Animal Caretakers, Support Staff, Office Assistant/Creative Project Development, and Groundskeeper/Handyperson. Retirees welcome for all positions! Pacific Primate Sanctuary is not open for public visitation. Please contact the sanctuary for more information or an application. Pacific Primate Sanctuary Inc., (Pacificprimatesanctuary@ gmail.com); 808-572-8089; Pacificprimate.org PICNIC FOR POKI HAWAIIAN MUSIC CONCERT - Thu. Jan 19. Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite you to a Picnic for Poki.

The featured guest with live entertainment will be Hollis Lee who has been playing beautiful Hawaiian Style music for more than 25 years. There will be delicious fresh baked cookies and coffee from the Roselani Place kitchen. Bring your lunch and a lawn chair. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720.

TOASTMASTERS 10TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - Thu. Jan 19. Learn in a friendly atmosphere about how Toastmasters can help improve your leadership and speaking skills. Tasty refreshments will be served. Free. 6pm. Kapalua Adventure Center, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-866-4986; Toastmasters.org

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Island Reggae, 9pm

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MON- Karaoke 8pm, TUE- Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

Mike Madden, 7-10pm (acoustic 70s-90s)

Fulton & Paul, 7-10pm (jazz)

John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)

MON- Soundlab (classic rock) 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano (guitar) 7-10pm, WED- Paul & Fulton (jazz) 7-10pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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Soul Kitchen Big Band 7pm

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 20TH PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Jan 20. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note.

4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com KAMA‘AINA NIGHTS - Fri. Jan 20. KPOA presents a locally grown Hawaiian concert series for the entire ohana. With Sista Val. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SATURDAY, JANUARY 21ST GO GREEN RECYCLE - Sat. Jan 21. Malama Maui Nui and the Rotary Club of Lahaina continues a major collaborative effort to bring convenient residential recycling to West Maui. Every third Saturday through June 2017, residents may bring recyclables to bins set up in the parking lot. Recyclables will be accepted at no charge, there will be no redemption payments for HI-5 recyclables dropped off at this site. Go online for a list of acceptable recyclables. 9am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; MalamaMauiNui.org E-CYCLING - Sat. Jan 21. Items accepted at the E-Cycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours. Free. 8am-1pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Jan 21. Live Drumming. Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY ADOPTION EVENT Sat. Jan 21. Join the Maui Humane Society and meet your new best friend. 11am. Petco (Maui Marketplace), (270 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-6150; Petco.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Jan 21. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Jan 21. Join in an educational tour of permaculture design features.

Rather than depending on outside inputs which have a carbon footprint and often carry toxic components such as heavy metals and antibiotics, they strive to grow needed amendments right here on their land. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com FRIENDS OF HOT RODS AND CLASSIC CARS - Sat. Jan 21. View Maui’s hottest hot rods and classic cars in the east parking structure top level. 5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

SUNDAY, JANUARY 22ND FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jan 22. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Everybody is welcome.

You’ll sweat, you’ll laugh, you’ll cheer… and you’ll wanna come back for more. Free. 8:30am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jan 22. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com POLYNESIAN DANCE BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Jan 22. Enjoy a traditional Polynesian performance by Te Tiare Patitifa on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com YIN AND YANG YOGA FOR HEALTHY EVERYTHING SERIES - Sun. Jan 22. A series of six comprehensive practices of quiet and active postures for strength, flexibility, balance, agility and equanimity for mind and body, designed for healthy aging with principles of Yin and Yang for vital organs, connective tissues and muscles. Sequences for hips, back, shoulders, hip flexors, and restorative yoga. Check website for schedule updates. $15. 4pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

MONDAY, JANUARY 23RD OUTDOOR YOGA - Mon. Jan 23. No matter your age or fitness level, this gentle approach increases life’s enjoyment while empowering life’s journey. Sandy Callender, registered yoga teacher, will show how using traditional yoga postures and breath work and practice brings you greater flexibility, strength and a deeper connection to your wholeness. Donation. 8am. Waipulani Park, (Kihei); 808-214-2766; Easyyogamaui.com

SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Jan 23. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua, singles and couple welcome. Beginners’ class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

TUESDAY, JANUARY 24TH GROOVE TO MOOVE - Tue. Jan 24. QKC, Meadow Gold Dairies and Hui No Ke Ola Pono presents Groove To Moove. Bring your walking shoes and get “moving” together toward a healthier community. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com E-CYCLING - Tue. Jan 24. Items accepted at the ECycling program include computers, televisions, microwaves, cell phones, stereos, copiers, fax machines and other items with circuit boards. The service is provided free of charge; the public is asked to be courteous by not leaving any items at the gate after hours.

Free. 1-5pm. E-Cycling Program, (901 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-264-6460; Mauicounty.gov/recycle DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Jan 24. Child and Family Services in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for survivors, teens and children every Tuesday. Please call for more information and/ or to register. Registration required. 5:30pm.

Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888 / 808-357-8260; Childandfamilyservices.org

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25TH OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Jan 25.

The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions.

Get a free parking validation with any purchase from a market vendor. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com

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You need to get as far away from those you dislike or disagree with, in favor of having some truly sweet moments with those you love, moments they could and would spoil if given the chance. That wise saw intends to protect you by giving you insight into your enemies’ plots against you, but these guys aren’t clever enough to really screw you over, even if they catch you totally by surprise. So ditch them. Go hang, instead, with the people who are really worthy of your time.

you most needed the intoxicating lift of a compliment or some kind of validation, you didn’t get it. This usually sends younger Leos into a temporary spiral of depression or harsh self-criticism. As you get older, however, you learn to provide more and more of your own encouragement. It’s still nice when you get some outside recognition for whatever you’re up to, but you need it less and less. This week, when external validation continues to soar, don’t let your inner strength go soft and flabby from lack of use. Popular acclaim can’t last forever. You’ll want those emotional muscles strong for whenever they get their next workout.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20) Just keep plugging away at whatever it is you’re working on. Even though it may seem as if you have an interminably long road ahead of you, you’re actually much, much closer to the finish line than you think. The only problem is you won’t know how close you are until you actually cross the thing. So all you can really do for now is to keep inching forward and not give up. It’s totally an act of faith, and especially of self-belief. But luckily you, dreamy Pisces, because of your many acts of wellmeaning self-delusion, are eminently suited for it.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22) Despite everything else going on, this is a good week for celebration. That means it’s time to release the party animal I know (or at least suspect) is hidden beneath your pragmatic exterior. Most of the year you’re like an industrious and indefatigable ant, but right now you need to be the carefree grasshopper. After all, what’s all that hard work for, unless it occasionally earns you a guilt-free vacation, of sorts? You could have a blast this week, if you let yourself. Are you so set in your ways that you’d deny yourself fun (which you can well afford)?

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19) Some trees and plants require the destructive force of a fire to explode into life. Their seeds wait patiently, sometimes for decades, for the incredible heat of a massive blaze that signals that their window of opportunity has finally come. Now that the trees that have dominated their territory have been killed or stripped down they have an opening to grab some sunlight and space for themselves. You, too, are waiting for just such a sign. To germinate prematurely would mean certain doom, as you’d just starve for lack of nourishment in the shadows of those who’ve had years and years to establish themselves. What am I hinting at? Patience. That’s what’s required now. Wait for your moment, Aries. It’s coming, but not here yet.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22) No silly whispering behind your hand this week, Libra.

I know you practice discretion out of natural tact and concern for others’ feelings (as well as for your own reputation), but right now anything worth saying is worth saying loudly and openly. Own your words and opinions, and stand by them (or, if you’re open-minded enough, truly reconsider them) when they’re challenged. Sneakiness is an undeniably ugly trait, and even though I know your prudence isn’t exactly underhandedness, it’s likely to be interpreted as such. Be loud and bold this week when you speak. If you think you can’t do that, then please just don’t say anything at all.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) You’re being forged. You shouldn’t regard your troubles purely as curses. Yeah, they suck, but they have a silver lining too: they make you, and your relationships, stronger. Those that suffer together also bond; they form connections of much greater intimacy and resilience than those who’ve only shared pleasant times in each other’s company. Remember that this week, if it’s not all sunshine and roses. This shit won’t break you, or your relationships. It’s just going to make them that much more powerful and enduring. In that way, it’s not so much a curse as, ultimately, a blessing.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) Your world is trembling this week, Gemini. All you crave is feeling something solid beneath your feet, but tremors are shaking your foundations at the moment. This could be quite alarming, I realize, but please try to stay calm.

The earthquakes rocking your landscape are actually quite gentle. They’re not going to knock down any buildings, disrupt any power lines, or generate any tsunamis.

At most, they’re likely to blow down cobwebs, unearth bits of buried treasure, and finally give you an excuse to run into the arms of those you’ve been wanting to share that kind of intimacy with. You’ve been waiting for just this kind of opening. Now use it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22) There’s a time for romance, but there’s also a time for practicality. Sometimes it’s nice to dance around a delicate subject but occasionally it’s better to just be blunt and lay all your cards on the table. You could easily choose either method this week, probably with similar results. But the direct and honest approach will also earn you a bit of respect, since lately you’ve developed a reputation for beating around the bush and taking ages just to get to your point. Speak out, Cancer. Tell it like it is. It’s easier, faster, and just as effective (at least this time) as exercising pointless tact.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22) Let’s face it–even the most evolved Leo has habits born of a powerful ego drive. And every one of us has had the experience of feeling let down–just when

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21) Your craving for extremes makes you procrastinate. You believe you function best under tremendous pressure.

You might even think that it’s the only way you can perform, but that’s not exactly true. Because of your habit of waiting until the last possible minute you’ve probably become conditioned to working only under desperate circumstances. But you don’t actually have to wait until the outside world leans on you that hard. There’s a trick that someone with your astute grasp of mental manipulation can perform: choosing to believe that your circumstances have indeed become dire when they haven’t (yet). It’s a self-deception I suggest you learn and practice this week; if you wait until what you think is the last minute, it’ll already be too late.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) You’re definitely not a sore loser. But to be fair you haven’t had much practice at it, since you win so often. Luckily, you’re mostly a gracious winner, instead of gloating and lording your prowess over those less fortunate. Don’t forget that decent habit this week, when your victories will (once again) far outnumber your losses. Even for someone with luck as incredible as yours this winning streak can’t last. When those you’ve trounced trounce you back, you’ll be glad you treated them right when you were on top, because they’re quite likely to return the favor once your positions are reversed.

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Consequently, all of you have experienced this at some point: someone drawn to your “ordinary” façade is scared off by your extraordinary and deep inner world. That could be the case with anyone new who’s recently come into your life, if your surprise them with your weirdness after they’ve already formed much blander impressions of you. May I suggest flaunting your quirks this week? You might indeed freak a few people out, but better now than later.

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