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Admission is free but attendees are requested to bring a can of non-perishable food as a donation to the Maui Food Bank.

The holiday festivities is guaranteed to be a memorable experience with plenty of complimentary activities to enjoy including: • Lighting of a 20-foot Monterey pine holidaydecorated tree from Kula Botanical Gardens • Live music entertainment by the Haiku Hillbilly’s.

• Screening of “Home Alone” movie under the stars.

• Family and keiki photos in front of holiday tree with Santa Claus 5-7pm • Pine cone decorations and letters to Santa activities for keiki

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The Old Jail, built in the 1850s, recently re-opened in February after a yearlong historical restoration.

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The event starts at 4:30 p.m. with lighting of the holiday tree after sunset followed by the movie under the stars. The movie will be showcased under the 80-foot colossal camphor tree; visitors are encouraged to bring blankets and low-back lawn chairs.

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bers clearly don’t mesh with state trends.

While disturbing, even those stats pale before national crime numbers, according to University of Hawaii social sciences Professor Meda Chesney-Lind, who has been studying Hawaii crime for decades.

“Overall, crime in Hawaii is pretty much down,” Chesney-Lind told me a few weeks after the Maui PD crime stats came out.

“But Maui has a lot of tourists on island at any given time. The most controversial report I ever did was on tourism and crime.

Typically, we have a very low violent crime rate compared to national crime rates, and a very high property crime rate.”

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Because bad news typically breaks on a Friday, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that the state Attorney General’s office decided to release its 2015 Crime in Hawaii report on Friday, Dec. 2. First, the good news: “Hawaii’s total Index Crime rate in 2015 was 0.3% below the rate reported in 2014, and 24.7% below the rate reported a decade earlier (2006).”

Yay, right? Overall crime in the state dropped a tiny percentage from 2014 to 2015, but a whole lot over the last decade.

That is good. Unfortunately, it’s an overall state trend–crime in individual counties (like good ol’ Maui County) doesn’t necessarily have to reflect it.

And it doesn’t, which brings us to the bad news in the 2015 report: “The total Index Crime rate in Maui County increased 2.3% in 2015; the violent crime rate rose 7.6%, and the property crime rate edged up 1.8%,” states the report. “Maui County’s crime rates increased for six of the ten Index Crime offenses, with a notable increase of 86.4% for arson.

Maui County reported the highest statewide rates for total, violent, and property Index Crimes, as well as rape, aggravated assault, and larceny-theft.”

Whoa, whoa! Total crime in Maui County is up, and violent crime is up way more than property crime? If you think that’s bad, just remember that these aren’t new trends around here. Here’s what the 2014 Crime in Hawaii report said about Maui County: “The total Index Crime rate in Maui County increased 0.9% in 2014; the violent crime rate rose 11.3%, and the property crime rate edged up 0.1%,” stated the 2014 state crime report. “Maui County reported the highest statewide rates for total Index Crimes, total violent crime, total property crime, murder, rape per the revised definition, aggravated assault, larceny-theft, and arson.”

Maui Police Department crime states quietly released back in early August confirm these numbers. An MPD powerpoint presentation titled “Maui

County Crime Overview” and dated Aug. 2, 2016 shows a steady increase in the county’s violent crime index from 2011 through 2015. More alarming, the MPD stats show a considerable jump in the numbers of aggravated assault and rape in Maui County. But at least as far as the figures on rape are concerned, much of that increase may be due to a change in the definition of “rape” mandated by the FBI in 2013 (neither Mary Greer-Prince, who compiled the Maui PD’s crime stats, nor the department’s public information officer responded to repeated requests for comment on these stats).

“In 2013, in addition to removing the word ‘forcible,’ the FBI also approved revisions to the UCR [Uniform Crime Reporting] Program’s definition of rape,” states the 2014 Crime in Hawaii report. “The revised definition of rape is the penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim. This revised definition encompasses all genders as victims of rape and also includes the offenses of sodomy, and sexual assaults with an object, which were previously reported to the FBI only as arrests in the other sex offenses category. The old definition, which will be referred to as the legacy definition throughout this report, is defined as the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will. The State of Hawaii commenced the collection of rape data per the revised definition on January 1, 2014.”

In any case, Maui County’s crime num-

HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK TO START SUNRISE RESERVATION SYSTEM

sunrise viewing hold approximately 150 vehicles,” states a Nov. 28 news release from the park. “Vehicles regularly exceed 300 per sunrise. When vehicles outnumber parking spaces, visitors park on road shoulders or in the upbound lane of Crater Road. The cars block emergency vehicle access and damage park infrastructure, vegetation, and critical habitat for endangered species such as the Hawaiian petrel and Haleakala silversword.

Crowds at sunrise viewpoints often number over 1,000, with accidents resulting from visitors moving off trail and climbing cliff sides in the dark.”

Earlier this week, Haleakala National Park officials announced radical changes to way people watch the sunrise at the summit– specifically, sunrise viewing reservations.

“Beginning on February 1, 2017, visitors in personal or rental vehicles wishing to view sunrise at Haleakala National Park will need to make sunrise viewing reservations ahead of time at recreation.gov,” states the news release. “The online reservation system is being implemented to

Typical Haleakala sunrise scene

one else being around. Albert Perez, the executive director of Maui Tomorrow, told me that years ago, he used to do this.

But today? Not so much. Look at the photo above–doesn’t standing in that crowd seem like a magical experience?

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ensure visitor and employee safety, protect natural and cultural resources, and provide a quality visitor experience at the summit during sunrise hours (3am to 7am). The reservation system will go live on December 1, 2016. The cost is $1.50 per car.

Before February 1, 2017, sunrise viewing parking spaces will continue to be available without advanced reservation, on a firstcome, first-served basis.”

As an added bonus, park officials have created a new, multi-language flyer that explains why people can’t simply just drive up to the summit anymore in the late evening, early morning hours and expect to park and watch the sunrise.

Keep in mind that this new online reservation system is the ONLY way to get a spot. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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THREE MAUI SUSHI BARS MAKE TOP 50 LIST Maui is known for being the home of exquisite dining establishments – and this year, three Maui restaurants (and one in Oahu)

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honored to be listed as one of the 50 best sushi bars in America for the year 2016. “We’re, obviously, humbled and very proud to be included with such amazing sushi bars all across America,” Kodama said. “We have great customers to thank for their loyalty over all the years and also great staffs in all our restaurants.”

Sushi Sasabune in Honolulu was the only other Hawaii restaurant included on the list. The Oahu restaurant was named #31 on the list.

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all previous records, with enough food to provide 33,400 meals for those in need.

“We are completely blown away with the success of this year’s Paddle For Hunger, and extend a huge mahalo to the Maui community for their support,” said Marlene Rice, development director for Maui Food Bank.

“It is because of events like Paddle For Hunger and the generous spirit of individuals and companies like Hawaiian Paddle Sports we are able to fulfill our mission of helping the hungry in Maui County.”

Paddle For Hunger is organized by Hawaiian Paddle Sports as part of its Malama Maui community give back program. To learn more, visit HawaiianPaddleSports. com/Malama-Maui.

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The Na Hale O Maui (NHOM) Community Land Trust received nearly $10,000 in surprise donations within two days. The money will support NHOM’s mission “to secure and preserve a permanent supply of affordable housing alternatives for low and moderate income households in Maui County.”

Within 48 hours, the community land trust received $9,500 via the US mail service. The first was a check for $8,000 from the Kerr Labbe Lowe Family Fund of the Oregon Community Foundation. The following day, NHOM received $1,500 from the Kihei Lutheran Church Endowment Fund.

The awards came on the heels of NHOM’s launch of their new website (Nahaleomaui. org), which was designed to expand the reach of NHOM and its program of developing truly affordable homes that remain affordable in perpetuity; the group’s efforts have placed 35 families in affordable homes– including the resale of two homes to income-qualified families–and is now planning to build 12 affordable homes in Lahaina.

The website makes it easy to become a member and provide financial support with a one-time or recurring donation, said NHOM

Executive Director Cassandra Abdul. “It is also an excellent opportunity for local families to learn more about our mission and how we might be able to help them,” she said. “Our Oregon donor found us through the website where it was easy to review our mission, programs and progress. We hope to expand our efforts in social media fundraising to increase affordable housing in perpetuity for the benefit of the Maui community.”

Abdul said affordable housing is a serious concern for everyone on Maui. “Happily, we can do something about it,” she said. “Our Mayor, his administration, the Maui County Council, and Maui residents are deeply concerned about housing in Maui County. Many of our visitors share our concern about the lack of affordable housing both on Maui and where they may also live. Our ‘new and improved’ website provides an opportunity for malahini and kama‘aina to learn about Na Hale O Maui’s unique program, providing affordable housing in perpetuity.”

were included on the “Top 50 Sushi Bars in America” list recently published on Msn.com.

Sushi Paradise in Kihei was named #40 on a list that includes distinguished eateries such as Nobu–one of the world’s most recognized sushi bars and restaurants. The onechef sushi bar, with simple décor, is fairly low profile–tucked away in a strip mall. It is a favorite of locals but obviously has drawn national attention with its top-quality food.

Maui’s Koiso Sushi Bar in Kihei was named the 43rd best sushi bar in the country.

This near-legendary restaurant, with only 15 seats–is known for appealing to people who are interested in simple traditional Japanese plates such as nigiri and sashimi.

If specialty rolls and a vast menu are appealing, Maui’s Sansei Seafood Restaurant & Sushi Bar is an option. Sansei was cited as the 47th best sushi restaurant in the country. Sansei has two locations on Maui– Kapalua and Kihei. It also has a restaurant in Waikiki and also one at the Waikoloa Beach Resort on the Big Island.

Sansei owner D.K. Kodoma said he was

The 16th annual Paddle for Hunger raised $8,000 on Thanksgiving Day, which will provide nearly 34,000 meals for needy families in Maui County. The funds raised by 264 participants facilitated the donation of more than 1,000 pounds of food to Maui Food Bank.

This year’s event, organized by Hawaiian Paddle Sports, featured untimed “races,” a silent auction, door prizes and a pre-event food drive at Nalu’s.

The $8,000 and 1,050 pounds of food that were raised for Maui Food Bank broke

Cafe are appreciative to everyone for supporting the fourth annual Touchdowns for Tatas event, which was held on Oct. 24. In addition, all donations to the Pacific Cancer Foundation will stay in Maui County.

The $12,204 raised doubles last year’s donation–and exceeded the $10,000 goal.

On hand for the event were Jim Anderson, owner of The Beach House and Dollie’s Pub ‘n’ Cafe; Nancy La Joy, executive director of the Pacific Cancer Foundation; Debbie Patton, Touchdowns for Tatas Chair; and Seth Kuperman, owner of The Beach House and Dollie’s Pub ‘n’ Cafe.

More than 90 businesses provided multiple prizes to the successful silent auction and raffle. The organizers also extend a special thanks to the Hotel Molokai and Makani Kai Air for representing Molokai this year by donating a trip to the neighbor island. The event also featured a performance by Marty Dread who supports many charitable events including Touchdowns for Tatas. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Australian aviator David Mayman has promised investors that his personal jet packs will hit the market by mid-2017, though early adopters will pay about $250,000 for one, to fly a person at up to 60 mph for 10 minutes. The JB-10 (developed by Mayman and designer Nelson Tyler) has made about 400 test runs in Monaco and over downtown London and New York City, but the partners realize that ultimate success will require that the fuel tanks be downsized so that the craft can be powered electrically–and thus seek crowdfunding both for that model and a larger one to accommodate the Pentagon’s (Special Operations Command) tactical needs.

WILD LIFE The state agency Colorado Parks and Wildlife filed 21 criminal charges in October against the Squirrel Creek Wildlife Rescue center in Littleton, alleging that some of the orphaned and rehabbing animals Kendall Seifert houses are not being kept according to the state’s strict standards– and that Seifert’s 15-year-old center is also home to his popular swingers’ club (Scarlet Ranch) featuring weekend sex parties.

One of the criminal charges suggests that rescue animals could be stressed by gazing at activity in the ranch’s bar area. Seifert said he will challenge the charges out of fear that many of the raccoons, foxes, song birds, coyotes, skunks, rabbits and squirrels he would have to relinquish would not find suitable facilities elsewhere.

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EPISODE ALMOST ENDED IN TIE In November, in a remote area of Oregon’s Maury Mountains, a 69-year-old man killed an elk and dragged the carcass behind his off-road vehicle up a hill. According to the Crook County Sheriff’s office, the vehicle suddenly flipped over backward, and the man landed on, and was impaled by, the elk’s antlers. Fellow hunters summoned a helicopter, and the man has apparently survived.

THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT In a retail market long dominated by priests, “nonsectarian” funeral eulogizers now offer to give individually tailored remembrances of the deceased for a fee, according to an October report by a New York Post reporter who interviewed two local “celebrants,” who cited the declining appeal of “prayers.” And the British retailer ASOS announced in August that threefoot-long clip-on dinosaur tails had sold out in one of its two models (although New York magazine, which reported it in the U.S., was, for obvious reasons, baffled about why).

THE WAY THE WORLD WORKS Brittany Maynard, then 29, became “the face of the Right to Die movement” in 2014, according to a New York Post column, when she chose a legal physician-assisted suicide rather than awaiting the growth of her terminal brain tumor. In October, terminally ill California mother Stephanie Packer hoped to be “the face of the Right to Live movement” after revealing that her insurance company denied coverage for a drug that could extend her life–but at the same time disclosed that her suicide drugs are covered, and even disclosed her co-pay ($1.20).

MEDICAL MARVELS Margaret Boemer’s baby LynLee was “born” twice. In an October Texas Children’s Hospital interview, doctors described how the need to rid Boemer’s fetus of a rapidly growing tumor required them, at Boemer’s 23rd week of pregnancy, to remove the fetus completely from the uterus until it was “hanging out in the air” so that they could cut away the tumor and then reposition the fetus into the uterus. LynLee was “born” again by C-section 13 weeks later.

SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED San Francisco State University researchers revealed in April that no fungi or fecal bacteria were found on the seats of the city’s bus line or rapid transit trains (unlike their findings in 2011 before officials adopted easier-to-clean seats), but that a “rare” and “unusual” strain, called Pigmentiphaga was found–previously associated only with South Korean wastewater and the South China Sea. The city’s Department of Health said, of course, not to worry.

PERSPECTIVE A high-level policy document released by the Chinese government in September detailed plans to use technology to monitor citizen behavior to such a degree that each person would receive a “social credit” score (similar to a FICO score in the U.S. but covering a range of conduct beyond financial) that would be the basis for allotting perks such as government support in starting businesses and whether parents’ children are eligible for the best schools. “(K)eeping trust is glorious,” according to the document, and “good” behavior promotes a “harmonious socialist society.” ■

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Make the sweetest memories this holiday with locally sourced, hand-crafted goods, bought at locally owned shops. It’s good for our island, supports our local economy and keeps our dollars here. Our local Maui artisans are very creative from upcycling materials to keeping everything organically derived and environmentally viable. Nobody loves this land more than the folks who reside here.

Whatever stuff you’re looking for to put under the tree, in your stockings or on your holiday dinner table, keep it local. Scour the arts and crafts fairs, shop at local gallery shops and boutiques, hit up the farmers markets and ask for Maui-made goods wherever you shop. We’ve compiled this handy shopping guide to make it easy. Mele Kalikimaka from MauiTime!

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Everybody needs fashion. Look to our local artisans and water sports shops for island style staples and statements. Something as simple as a sock can bring smiles under the holiday tree. Maui couture can be found in local boutiques to the Maui swap meet, so you don’t have to shop big box.

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Shiny Fish - Mind’s Eye Interiors. Charcoal Hand Made Soap - Body HI at Hui No‘eau.

Shin Moon Flowers Calendar - The Mercantile. Giclee by Ray Masters - Raymasters.com. Hip Whale Kris Goto Print - Hui No‘eau. Holiday Watercolor Cards - Biasa Rose. All Natural Mosquito Mosqu Repellent - MaidenHawaiiNaturals.com. Shell Wreath by Monica Morakis - Hui No‘eau.

No‘e Bootzie Perfumes - Enchantress. Hand Painted Ornaments - The Mercantile.

Positive Positiv Vibes Cards - Wings HI. Indigo Elixirs Body and Beauty - The Mercantile. Neko and Vase - Tokyo Rose. Glass Honu by Evan Schauss - Schauss Glassblowing. India Kantha Quilt - The Mercantile. Skelefin Maui Sticker - Hui No‘eau. Beach Blankets - Wings K HI. Shoulder Sh Wrap - Green Ti. Pineapple and Starfish Tea Towels - Biasa Rose. Brass Navigation Decor - Banana Wind. Slippah and Sanddollah Magnets - Hui No‘eau. 40 Navig oz. Ins Insulated Thermos - Hi-Tech. Saint Willie Candle - Tokyo Rose. Bath Salt - Wings HI. Record Collection - Request Music. Buddha - Mind’s Eye Interiors. Art Books - Tokyo Rose.

The Verdict - Barnes and Nobles. Mug - Wailuku Coffee Co. Mermaid Cup - Wings HI.

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Goodies Mouthwatering delights, traditional, gluten free, frozen, baked and fried are available island-wide. Sauces, coffees, cookies, teas and distilled goods are made right here and make delicious presents.

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Repurposed Quilt Tote, Mexican Textile Inspired Bags - Wings HI. Maui Grown Coffee Burlap Tote, Awesome Sauce Bag - Hui No’eau. Bliss Tassel Pouch - The Mercantile. Maui Thing Tote - Maui Thing. Cork Aztec Clutch - IslandGirlMaui.com. Shoe Shine Kit - If the Shoe Fits. Kulua Handbag - Anna Kahalekulu Original KuluaMaui.com. Na Koa Artisan Leather Wallet - The Foam Co. Leather Belt & Brass Mermaid Buckle - Wings HI. Olukai Hiapo Slipper - Simmer.

Back to the Future Lunch Box - Tokyo Rose. Drop Shakas Not Bombs Koozie, Maui Inspired, and Splash Proof Pouches Maui Thing. Leather Platforms - If the Shoe Fits. Large and Small Wristlets - TreeHouseMade.com.

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FRIDAY, DEC. 9

MAUI’S HEALTHCARE FUTURE DISCUSSION – Hawaii Health Systems Corporation’s (HHSC) Maui Region board of directors will hold two public meetings on the future of healthcare in Maui County. The first takes place this Thursday, Dec. 8 at the Maui Memorial Medical Center (MMMC), and the second is on Tuesday, Dec. 13 at the Pukalani Pool Annex. Both meetings will review the future plans for Maui County’s hospitals and include an update on the transition of operations to Kaiser Permanente. Free. 5pm. Maui Memorial Medical Center, (221 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-442-5773; Mauimemorialmedical.org. Photo of Maui Memorial Medical Center: Darris Hurst

JO KOY – Comedian Jo Koy will perform m at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). You may recognize him from his many appearancess on Chelsea dam Carolla Show.

Lately, or being a weekly guest on the Adam His explosive onstage energy is infectious, and you’ll love his insightful jokes and family-inspired humor. For mature audiencultural Center, (1 es. $36.50-46.50. 8pm. Maui Arts and Cultural OW; Mauiarts.org.

Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Photo courtesy of MACC

FRIDAY, DEC. 9 CHEF BLOC: KIMCHEE HO‘IKE – Chef Deuki Hong (NYC) will be presenting Chef Bloc: Kimchee Ho‘ike at Ka‘ana Kitchen. This culinary presentation will be an educational demonstration about how to make kimchee. He’ll use seasonal and local ingredients to show students how almost any kind of produce can be used in kimchee recipes. The class also includes pupus and kimchee tastings. $85. 12:30pm. Ka‘ana Kitchen at Andaz Maui, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Deuki Hong

TAO PORCHON-LYNCH – Tao Porchon-Lynch will hold a “Conversations with the Master” workshop at Body in Balance in Lahaina from Friday, Dec. 9 to Sunday, Dec. 11. The 98-year-old yogi will present inspirational talks and yoga practices centered around the secret to boundless energy, vitality and fearless spirit.

Call or go online to register and see full schedule. $150. 6pm.

Body in Balance, (142 Kupuohi St., Lahaina); 808-661-1116; Bodybalancemaui.com. Photo: Robert Sturman

SATURDAY, SATU U RD R DAY AY, DEC. 10 M MAUI MUSICTECH DAY – Time for Maui MusicTech Day, which will go down at the Royal Lahaina Resort. Throughout the afternoon, this event will feature educational sessions, speakers and workshops. The evening will present a time for networking, meet-and-greets with music and technology gurus and live music with Kanekoa. $30.

12pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-3611; Eventbrite.com.

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MAUIWINE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTING – Time for MauiWine’s third annual Holiday Tree Lighting event. It will feature the lighting of the holiday tree, movies under the stars and more. Adult guests can enjoy sparkling toasts and wine tastings, and keiki can visit Santa and enjoy crafts and games. Food and refreshments will be made available by purchase from the Ulupalakua Ranch Grill. Free admission if you bring a can of non-perishable food as a donation to the Maui Food Bank. 5:30pm. MauiWine at Ulupalakua, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com.

Photo courtesy MauiWine/Facebook

SATU U RD R DAY AY DEC SATURDAY, DEC. 10 HOLIDAY TASTING – Whole Foods Market in Kahului is holding a Holiday Tasting event. Don’t feel like cooking for the holidays? No problem–Whole Foods can hook you up this season. The tasting is open to the public and will give everyone a chance to taste free-range turkeys, antibiotic-free hams, heat-andserve sides, festive desserts and more. Free. 12pm.

Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com.

Photo: Jen Russo

‘NUTCRACKER SWEETS’ – The Maui Academy of Performing Arts will present two showings of their Nutcracker Sweets holiday production this Saturday, Dec. 10 and Sunday, Dec. 11 at the MACC. This is a great family-friendly holiday event with lots of seasonal cheer and an extremely talented cast of more than 150 MAPA students. $18-30. Dec. 10 at 7pm & Dec. 11 at 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of MACC

SATURDAY, DEC. 10 JIMI HENDRIX B-DAY BASH – Here’s a chance to celebrate one of America’s greatest musical icons at the Jimi Hendrix 74th Birthday Bash at Three’s Bar and Grill in Kihei. More than 30 of Maui’s hottest rock musicians will pay homage to Hendrix with great music and good times. Portions of event proceeds will benefit the Jimi Hendrix Foundation Music For Life Program on Maui. $20-25. 9pm.

Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com. Photo: Flickr/Anton Johansson

MONDAY, DEC. 12

‘VOICES OF ALOHA ON MAGICAL MAUI’ – Local author Norm Bezane will sign copies of his new book Voices of Aloha on Magical Maui at the Maui Friends of the Library Bookstore. The book profiles 60 colorful characters, entrepreneurs, musicians, artists, movers and shakers and historic preservations of Maui. The book signing will provide a chance to meet Bezane, get a signed copy and ask him questions. Free. 2pm. MFOL Bookstore–Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-667-0589; Voicesalohamagicalmaui.wordpress.com.

TUESDAY, DEC. 13

WEDDING INDUSTRY HOLIDAY PARTY – There’s a Maui Wedding Industry Holiday Party at Sugar Beach Events. All wedding industry professionals are invited to dine, schmooze and dance the night away to music by Shea Derrick and Full Flavor. Chef Lee will create culinary treats, adult beverages are available for purchase and Bamboo Shootz Photo Booth will be there to help capture good times and memories. 21+. $50. 5pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com.

Photo courtesy Facebook/Sugar Beach Events

TUESDAY, TU U ES E DAY, DEC DEC. EC. 13 EC FIR FIRST LIGHT FILM FESTIVAL – Maui Film Festival’s First Ligh Light Film Festival is back for the holiday season. Watch My Life As A Zucchini at 4pm, The Music of Strangers at 5:30pm and/ or La L La Land at 7:30pm at the MACC’s Castle Theater. First Light runs u until Wednesday, Dec. 28, so make sure to cruise their website fo for more information about premieres and special screenings. $48 for 4-Film VIP FastPass, single tickets are $14 for adults, and $10 for kids 16 and under. 4pm, 5:30pm & 7:30 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauifilmfestival.com. Photo from La La Land court courtesy Maui Film Festival/Barry Rivers

MOKU‘ULA BY MOONLIGHT – Friends of Moku‘ula is presenting Moku‘ula By Moonlight Winter. Guests can enjoy Hawaiian mele, mo‘olelo and mana‘o mixed with a handful of talented musicians. This will be a great familyfriendly holiday activity in West Maui. Free.

6pm. Hale Halawai, (525 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-3659; Mokuula.com.

Photo courtesy Karee Carlucci

WEDNESDAY, DEC. 14 END GUN VIOLENCE CANDLELIGHT VIGIL – There will be a candlelight vigil calling for an end to gun violence at the Kahului Shopping Center. The vigil will be held in commemoration of the fourth anniversary of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, and all victims of gun violence since December 2012. Rosemary Sword, co-author of The Time Cure: Overcoming PTSD with the New Psychology of Time Perspective Therapy, will speak about the effects of gun violence. Free. 4:30pm. Kahului Shopping Center, (65 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-633-3196.

Photo: Flickr/National Law Enforcement

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he opportunity to revisit the 1953 Best Picture Oscar winner From Here to Eternity on a Maui movie theater screen is as much an event for film buffs as it is a homecoming for this classic drama.

Montgomery Clift stars as Robert E. Lee Prewitt, a soldier and bugler based at Schofield Barracks on Oahu. Prewitt immediately distinguishes himself from the other soldiers by refusing to take part in the unit’s boxing team. An intrigued sergeant (Burt Lancaster) observes Prewitt’s sustained defiance and also hits on his captain’s wife (Deborah Kerr).

Director Fred Zinnemann also made the essential western High Noon, the musical Oklahoma!, the 1967 Best Picture winner A Man For All Seasons, the assassination thriller The Day of the Jackal, the Jane Fonda/Meryl Streep drama Julia and, his last movie, the Sean Connery drama Five Days One Summer.

Zinnemann died in 1997 at the age of 89 and From Here to Eternity is his best film.

Lancaster was a movie star in the same caliber as Humphrey Bogart, Kirk Douglas and Clark Gable. Piercingly handsome but vulnerable, muscular and athletic but sym-

pathetic in any role and holding the frame like few other actors, Lancaster is among the most magnetic actors to ever grace the screen.Yet, despite how good he is here, the movie belongs to Clift and Frank Sinatra.

Clift gives a commanding turn and makes Prewitt’s tortured journey achingly real. On the other hand, Sinatra steals every scene he’s in and absolutely owns his Oscar-winning role. Of course, The Chairman of the Board also played a soldier in The Manchurian Candidate, his best movie, but his turn here as Maggio is no less dynamic. Good luck taking your eyes off of Donna Reed, who’s mesmerizing in the Oscar-winning role of the prostitute who takes up with Prewitt. There isn’t a bad performance in the ensemble cast, which also includes wonderful turns by Jack Warden and Ernest Borgnine.

Many have noted that the film is a toneddown adaptation of the 1951 James Jones novel. This distinction makes it sound like the film is tame but that isn’t the case. If you haven’t seen From Here to Eternity in, well, an eternity, you may have forgotten how sexy and funny it is. More importantly, the movie can be gritty and focuses on dual love stories that are more bittersweet than swoon worthy.

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Halona Cove, is a great example of the film’s dramatic power. The iconic moment is still rapturous but the famous kiss is immediately followed by Kerr’s heartbreaking confession.

Make no mistake, this is a tough-hearted movie. The climactic attack on Pearl Harbor sequence is another stunner, conveying large scale tragedy over spectacle.

How influential is From Here to Eternity?

It’s the granddad of films like An Officer and a Gentleman, the vastly inferior Pearl Harbor and Hacksaw Ridge (which shares the central plot point of a soldier who, for a different reason, refuses to fight). The aforementioned kiss scene is arguably the most famous in cinema and was hilariously parodied in Airplane!

Much of the movie was filmed at Schofield Barracks itself. Despite scenes taking

place at Kuhio Beach Park and Diamond Head, the movie has practically no locals in the cast and very little Hawaiian music. While it lacks local authenticity, it offers a complex depiction of beautiful men and women bearing wounded hearts and painful secrets.

The film reportedly had two premieres: one in Hollywood, with Lancaster and Kerr in attendance, while the other took place at our own Iao Theater. Sinatra and Ava Gardner attended the Maui premiere.

Fittingly, From Here to Eternity is once again playing on a Maui movie theater screen and it’s still a masterpiece.

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Moana- PG- 2D THU 10:45 11:15 11:45 1:30

2:30 4:10 5:10 7:00 8:00 9:50, 3D THU 2:00 4:40 7:30. 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 11:15 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:10 4:40 5:10 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:15 10:45, 2D SUN-THU 10:45 11:15 11:45 1:30 2:30 4:10 4:40 5:10 7:00 8:00. 3D FRI-THU 2:00 7:30.

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find ThemPG13- 2D THU 10:20 1:10 4:00 5:00 8:00, 3D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-SAT 10:35 1:30 4:25 7:20 10:15, 2D SUN-THU 10:35 1:30 4:25 7:20.

Unmarried Wife- NR- 2D THU 11:00 1:45 4:25 7:15. 2D FRI-THU 12:00 2:45 5:25.

Office Christmas Party- R- 2D FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:30, 2D SUN-THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 8:00.

Trolls- PG- 2D THU 10:15 12:30 2:35.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) George Takei’s Allegiance on Broadway- NR-

TUE 7:30.

From Here To Eternity (1953)- NR- SUN 2:00

7:00, WED 2:00 7:00.

Met Opera: L’Amour De Loin- NR- SAT 12:55.

Bounce Back- PG13- 2D THU 7:20 10:00, 2D FRI (11:30 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:40, SAT (11:30 2:20) 4:50 7:30 10:40, SUN (11:30 2:20) 4:50 7:30 10:40, MON-THU (11:30 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:40.

Office Christmas Party-R- 2D THU 7:30 10:10, 2D FRI (11:40 2:00 4:40) 7:20 10:10, SAT (11:40 2:00) 4:40 7:20 10:10, SUN (11:40 2:00) 4:40 7:20 10:10, MON (11:40 2:00 4:40) 7:20 10:10, TUE-THU (11:40 2:00 4:40) 7:20 10:10.

Incarnate- PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:30 4:40 7:50 9:50, 2D FRI (11:30 2:10 4:30) 7:20

10:40, SAT (11:30 2:10) 4:30 7:20 10:40, SUN (2:10) 4:30 7:20 10:40, MON (11:30 2:10 4:30) 7:20 10:40, TUE (11:30 2:10 4:30) 7:20 10:40, WED (11:30 2:15 4:30) 10:40, THU (11:30 2:10 4:30) 7:20 10:40.

Miss Sloane- R- 2D FRI (11:30 2:00 5:00) 7:40 10:00, SAT (11:30 2:00) 5:00 7:40 10:00, SUN (11:30 2:00) 4:45 7:40 10:00, MON (11:30 2:00 5:00) 7:40 10:00, TUEWED (11:30 2:00 5:00) 7:40 10:00, THU (11:30 2:00 5:00) 7:40 10:30.

Allied-R- 2D THU 11:30 12:00 1:50 2:20 4:30 5:00 7:00 9:30 10:10, 2D FRI (11:30 2:10 5:00) 7:50 9:30, SAT (11:30 2:10) 5:00 7:50 9:30, SUN (11:30 2:10) 5:00 7:50 9:30, MON (11:30 2:10 5:00) 7:50 9:30, TUE-THU (11:30 2:10 5:00) 7:50 9:30.

Bad Santa 2- R- 2D THU 11:30 2:20 4:40 10:30, 2D FRI (12:00) 10:40, SAT 10:40, SUN-WED (12:00) 10:40, THU (12:00).

The Edge of Seventeen-R- 2D THU 11:40 2:00 5:10 7:40, 2D FRI (2:30 4:40) 7:00, SAT 4:40 7:00, SUN 7:00, MON (2:30 4:40) 7:00, TUE (2:30 4:40), WED 7:00, THU (2:30).

Arrival- PG13- 2D THU 11:40 2:10 5:10 7:30 10:20, 2D FRI (11:30 2:30 5:20) 8:00 10:30, SAT (11:30 2:30) 5:20 8:00 10:30, SUN (2:30) 5:20 8:00 10:30, MON (11:30 2:30 5:20) 8:00 10:30, TUE-THU (11:30 2:30 5:20) 8:00 10:30.

Nocturnal Animals- R- 2D THU 7:50 10:30, 2D FRI (11:40 2:10 5:00) 7:50 9:50, SAT (11:40 2:10) 5:00 7:50 9:50, SUN (11:40 2:10) 5:00 7:50 9:50, MON (11:40 2:10 5:00) 7:50 9:50, TUE-WED (11:40 2:10 5:00) 7:50 9:5O, THU (11:40 2:10 4:55) 7:50 9:50.

Doctor Strange-PG13- 2D THU 11:40 1:50 4:50 7:10 9:50, 3D THU 2:30 7:40. 2D FRI (11:30 2:20 4:50) 8:00 10:30, SAT (11:30 2:20) 4:50 8:00 10:30, SUN (11:40 2:20) 4:50 7:50 10:30, MON (11:30 2:20 4:50) 8:00 10:30, TUE-THU (11:30 2:20 4:50) 8:00 10:30.

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THE BOUNCE BACK - PG13 - Romance - A relationship guru falls in love with a therapist who questions his methods. Stars Nadine Velazquez and Shemar Moore. 104 min.

ALLIED - R - Action/War - An intelligence officer (Brad Pitt) meets a beautiful French Resistance fighter (Marion Cotillard) during World War II. 124 min.

FROM HERE TO ETERNITY - NR - Drama This 1953 classic, about soldiers and their lovers stationed on Oahu shortly before the Pearl Harbor attack, is getting a special Maui screening.

See this week’s film review. 118 min.

GEORGE TAKEI’S ALLEGIANCE ON BROADWAY - PG - Concert/Special Event - George Takei presents his musical, set in a Japanese-American internment camp during World War II. 150 min.

MET OPERA: L’AMOUR DE LOIN - NR - Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Finnish composer Kaija Saariaho’s breakthrough masterpiece. 153 min.

MISS SLOANE - R - Drama/Thriller - Elizabeth Sloane (Jessica Chastain) is a cunning Washington lobbyist who finds herself battling an extremely powerful opponent. 132 min.

NOCTURNAL ANIMALS - R - Drama/Thriller - An art gallery owner interprets a novel by her ex-husband as a threat against her. Stars Amy Adams and Jake Gyllenhaal. 116 min.

OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY - R - Comedy - A branch manager throws an outrageous Christmas party after his CEO sister threatens to close down his office. Stars Jason Bateman and Olivia Munn. 105 min.

THE ACCOUNTANT - R - Action/Crime - Ben Affleck stars as an accountant who kills people, or maybe he’s a killer who does accounting. Anyway, it all stars Anna Kendrick and that guy who played Juno’s dad. 128 min.

ARRIVAL - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Drama - Aliens come to Earth, and a linguist tries to communicate with them.

Stars Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner. 116 min.

BAD SANTA 2 - R - Comedy - Drunken Willie (Billy Bob Thornton) and his angry pal Marcus (Tony Cox) are back, this time to rob a charity on Christmas Eve. 92 min.

DOCTOR STRANGE - PG13 - Action/Adventure - In this latest Marvel movie, a neuroscientist (Benedict Cumberbatch) finds himself pulled into a world of mystic arts. 115 min.

THURS | 12/08 Hacksaw Ridge-R- 2D THU 11:30 1:40 4:30

7:30 9:40. 2D FRI (11:30 2:40 3:50) 6:50 9:50, SAT (11:30 2:40) 3:50 6:50 9:50, SUN (11:30 2:40) 3:50 6:50 9:50, MON (11:30 2:40 3:50) 6:50 9:50, TUE (11:30 2:40 3:50) 6:50 9:50, WED (11:30 2:40 3:45) 6:50 9:50, THU (11:30 2:40 3:50) 6:50 9:50.

Trolls-PG- 2D THU 11:40 2:50 5:00. 2D FRI (11:30 1:40 5:30) 7:40 9:20, SAT (11:30 1:40) 5:30 7:40 9:20, SUN (11:30 1:40) 5:30 7:40 10:30, MON (11:30 1:40 5:30) 7:40 9:20, TUE (11:30 1:40 5:30) 7:40 10:30, WED (11:30 1:40 5:30) 7:40 9:20, THU (11:30 1:40 5:30).

The Accountant-R- 2D THU 12:40 3:40 6:40.

2D FRI (11:30 1:40 4:30) 6:40 9:40, SAT (11:30 1:40) 4:30 6:40 9:40, SUN (11:30 1:40) 4:30 9:40, MON (11:30 1:40 4:30) 6:40 9:40, TUETHU (11:30 1:40 4:30) 6:40 9:40.

Loving-PG13- 2D THU 12:30 3:30 6:30.

Rules Don’t Apply- PG13- 2D THU 11:30 4:20 10:10.

Bleed For This-R- 2D THU 10:20.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Moana-PG- 2D THU 1:45 7:15, 3D THU 4:30.

2D FRI-SUN (1:00) 4:00 7:00 10:00, 2D MON (1:00) 4:00 7:00, 2D TUE (1:00) 4:00 7:00 10:00, 2D WED (1:00) 4:00 7:00, 2D THU (1:00 4:00).

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find ThemPG13- 2D THU 12:30 7:00, 3D THU 3:45. 2D FRI-WED 12:45 6:45, 2D THU 12:45. 3D FRISUN 3:45 9:45, MON (3:45), TUE (3:45 9:45), WED-THU (3:45).

Office Christmas Party-R- 2D FRI-SUN (1:30) 4:15 7:30 10:10, 2D MON (1:30 4:15) 7:30, 2D TUE (1:30 4:15 7:30 10:10), 2D WED-THU (1:30 4:15) 7:30.

Bad Santa 2-R- 2D THU 12:45 4:00 7:30.

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INCARNATE - PG13 - Horror/Thriller - A scientist enters the subconscious of a boy possessed by a demon because, well, academic life just doesn’t pay as well as it used to. 91 min.

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MOANA - PG - Animation - In this new Disney film a young navigator (voiced by Auli‘i Cravalho) sails to a fabled island, with the demigod Maui (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson) accompanying her. 113 min.

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TROLLS - PG - Animation - Anna Kendrick, Zooey Deschanel and Justin Timberlake voice trolls, in this adventure about a happy troll looking for her troll friends. 92 min.

THE UNMARRIED WIFE - NR - Drama/Romance - A woman confronts her philandering husband. 130 min.

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THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN - R - Comedy/Drama - Life becomes unbearable when Nadine’s best friend starts dating Nadine’s older brother. 104 min.

BLEED FOR THIS - R - Sports/Biography - The story of the amazing comeback of boxer Vinny Pazienza (Miles Teller). 116 min.

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM - PG13 - Adventure/Fantasy - Set 70 years before Harry Potter went to Hogwarts, this is the story of how Newt Scamander researched and wrote the definitive textbook on magical creatures. 133 min.

LOVING - PG13 - Biography/Drama - An interracial couple in Virginia in 1958 gets sentenced to prison for the crime of getting married. 123 min.

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Calendar

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS CHRISTMAS IN LAHAINA - Fri. Dec 9. Join the holiday festivities in Lahaina. The Banyan Tree is lit for the holiday season with 7,500 lights. Walk Front Street adorned with Christmas wreaths. Visit the world famous galleries, merchants, restaurants and stop by Campbell Park for the Christmas program. The Wharf Cinema Center will have live music and a visit from Santa. Free. 4:30pm. Lahaina 2nd Friday, (Front Street, Lahaina); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com JOKER’S WILD - Fri. Dec 9. The night will feature music by Antennae, Stephan Jacobs, Buddha Bass, DJ Salvo and DJ MC Monks. There will also be visual projections provided by Professor LightWAV and live painting by Melissa Bruck. 21+. $20. 9:30pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com MISHKA LIVE IN PAIA - Sat. Dec 10. Mishka backed by the Epic 123 Band with opening set by DJ Rambo of Judah Soundsystem. 21+. $15. 9pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com FUNKED-UP HOLIDAY DANCE PARTY - Sat. Dec 10. Join Shea Derrick for a night of funk music and holiday spirit! The sweat fest will begin with DJ Sweet Beets warming up the dance floor followed by an Eight Piece Funk Band covering all your favorite funk hits. 21+. $10. 9pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

STAGE SHOWS NA LIO DINNER - Thu. Dec 8. Sit back and enjoy the story of the horse in Hawaii and discover how the Hawaiian Cowboys, and the horse became a part of Hawaiian culture. Check-in at the shop and the shuttle will transport you to Kahalawai Farms and Stables for the dinner and show. The Menu will be seasonal and prepared on location by Kalei’s Food Truck and Catering. Visit with miniature horses Julio and Freedom, take pictures and meet the horses and cast of Na Lio. BYOB. $99.

5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘MARY POPPINS: THE BROADWAY MUSICAL’ - Fri. Dec 9 - Sun. Dec 11. Everyone’s favorite practically perfect nanny takes the stage in this Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious musical adventure. One of the most popular Disney movies of all time will capture your heart in a whole new way. Showtimes are Fridays at 7:30pm, Saturday at 2pm and 7:30pm and Sundays 3pm and 6pm. $20-40. 2pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com THE GAME’S AFOOT OR HOLME’S FOR THE HOLIDAY - Fri. Dec 9 - Sun. Dec 18. Spend a fantastically fun night out at the theater with Ken Ludwig’s The Game’s Afoot or Holmes For the Holiday, directed by Kristi Scott. This is a hilarious, quirky and thrilling alternative to your standard holiday entertainment. Thursday-Saturday showing is at 7:30pm and Sunday at 3pm. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier

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sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “closeup” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance.

Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of island culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Dec 10. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Dec 10. Enjoy fastpaced comedy improv hijinks! Escape from holiday stress and laugh till your face hurts! Bring a can of food for the Maui Food Bank for $2 off. $10. 7:30pm. Temple of Peace Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-5220.

A CHILD’S CHRISTMAS IN WALES - Sun. Dec 11. Maui’s well know actor and theater director, Rick Scheideman, will be performing a holiday classic written by Welsh poet Dylan Thomas at the historic Pioneer Inn Courtyard. Pre-show dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show. Reservations are recommended as seating is limited. $22. 6pm. Rick Scheideman at Pioneer Inn Maui, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com ONE NIGHT ONLY - Mon. Dec 12. Enjoy two one-act plays–Haiku and Dream. Haiku, written

by Katherine Snodgrass, is about love and compassion, a daughter’s struggle to believe and family bond through struggle. Dream, by Francis Taua, is the story of a couple trying to reconnect after years of dealing with the early onset of Alzheimer’s. Free. 6:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Tue. Dec 13. High-energy comedy and magic show! Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks at Mulligans. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

MAUI FOODIE KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Dec 8.

Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties, also offering free historical and cellar tours.

10am. MauiWine at Ulupalakua, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KINGS VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Dec 8. Maui’s one and only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers, and for those that want to learn more about grape production on Maui. This exclusive tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50.

3:30pm. MauiWine at Ulupalakua, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Dec 8. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his

astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Dec 9.

Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95.

5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com MAUKA TO MAKAI SPECIAL - Fri. Dec 9. Enjoy a Mauka to Makai special pre-fixe menu prepared by Executive Sous Chef Chris Lederer. Guests will start their meal with a fresh salad before indulging in a 5oz filet mignon with prosciutto wrapped scallops. Finish dinner on a sweet note with chef’s specialty dessert.

Reservations recommended. $58. 5:30pm. Black Rock Kitchen at Sheraton Maui, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-921-4600; BlackRockKitchen.com PROJECT COCKTAILS ‘SEEING STARS’ - Fri. Dec 9. The Luana Experience Series presents Project Cocktail ‘Seeing Stars”, this is a series of four events. This inaugural night will feature champagne and champagne cocktail specials. Free. 7pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/kea-lani-maui/dining/luana HOLIDAY TASTING EVENT - Sat. Dec 10. Taste free-range turkeys, heat-and-serve sides, seasonal desserts and sweets. Free and open to the public.

12pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com CHEF BLOC: KOREATOWN ON THE BLOC - Sat. Dec 10. Chef de Cuisine, Mi Jin Kang invites Chef Deuki Hong to bring the food and flavors of New York’s Koreatown to Maui where they will create an island inspired, Korean infused, four-course intimate family style dinner. Call to purchase tickets. $250.

6pm. Ka‘ana Kitchen at Andaz Maui, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com A HAWAIIAN RENAISSANCE CHRISTMAS Tue. Dec 13. The Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce will celebrate this exciting era of Hawaiian Cultural rebirth at its December General Membership Dinner. “A Hawaiian Renaissance Christmas” will be a 1970s theme tribute to the artists and activists who led the revival of Hawaiian pride.

Cost is $45 for members or $55 for non-members and includes a complimentary champagne punch.

5pm. Leis Family Class Act Restaurant at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact

ART SCENE HUI HOLIDAYS 2016 - Until - Sat. Dec 24. The Hui’s highly anticipated holiday shopping event returns with a winter wonderland of local and handmade items for everyone on your list. Join the Hui for a month-long holiday shopping extravaganza as its Gallery Shop at Kaluanui expands to fill the entire gallery with a winter wonderland of local and handmade items and museum-quality stocking stuffers.

You’ll be sure to find rare and perfect gifts for your friends, teachers, keiki, and family. 9pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com UNIQUES GALLERY GIFT SHOP EXHIBIT Until- Tue. Dec 20. The gallery gift shop is back by popular demand, offering exceptional and affordable fine art and locally crafted items from the Hawaiian Islands and beyond. Find the perfect gift or tiny treasure for your family and friends, with a selection of work made by an impressive group of talented artists and craftsmen including paintings, sculpture, jewelry, plants, body products, furniture, linens and edible delicacies at the Schaefer International Gallery. Free. 10am. Maui Arts and

Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Thu. Dec 8. Lee Plevney’s artistic practices engages the Hawaiian Islands, its landscapes, sea life, animals and people as she explores her heritage through clay.

11:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com FINE ART EXHIBIT - Thu. Dec 8. Experience the creations of Maui artists like Loren D. Adams, Yuliya Galeeva-McCollium, Steve Sundram, Rome Wilcox, Rose Bartley and Eleana Oceanheart with music by violinist Cambria Moss. Complimentary champagne and pupus will be available for the first hour. Dinner by chef Eddie and a cocktail menu will be provided for purchase. Please bring a toy to donate to the Maui Toys-For-Tots. 5:30pm. Kahili Restaurant, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-242-6000; Kahilirestaurant.com MEET THE ARTISTS - Thu. Dec 8. Saturdays, Sundays, Mondays, and Thursdays. Featuring two different local Maui artists each day, meet the talent behind the craft and find that perfect gift or keepsake to take home.

Artists include Kai Creations, Mastrich Metals, Sarah Williams Collections, Maui Potions, Story of Hawaii– Map Historian, Love Remains and Eleykaa Tully. On Dec. 21 and 22, featuring Bausele USA and Kensu Jewelry. 9pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay HOLIDAY POP-UP SHOP - Fri. Dec 9. Good things Pop-Up as you head into the Holiday Season! Featuring items by Brown Eyed Bella, Shabd K Maui, Zenziva, Paradise Now Hawaii and Philip Sabado. Treat yourself to body art by Mystic Henna while you grab a tasty bite to eat and sip on something yummy. Official donation site for the Friends of the Children’s Justice Center of Maui annual Holiday Toy Drive . 4pm. Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com NOELANI HOOPII - Fri. Dec 9. Down the Hatch will feature local artist Noelani Hoopii during Lahaina’s Second Friday Town Party. She will have one of her pieces up for a silent auction, benefiting the Lahaina Art Association, Youth Outreach Program. Join them for an evening of Art and “Fresh Squeezed” cocktails, prepared by house craftsmen Adam Rio and Bree Richardson. Followed by the Official Art Walk After Party featuring a local DJ. Free. 5pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com POTTERY AND JEWELRY SALE - Sun. Dec 11.

Join this handmade art sale by local artisans. Featuring reasonably priced handmade pottery and jewelry made on Maui. Functional and decorative pottery include mugs, plates, bowls, vases, sculptures, planters, boxes and more. Proceeds to benefit the Maui Food Bank. Free. 12pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com PATRICIA PRATS - Mon. Dec 12. Patricia Prats is an artisan who makes Soul Creations jewelry handcrafted mostly out of pure silver. Come by the gallery and meet this talented jeweler and see some of her newest creations. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Dec 13. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers.

Come by the gallery and see this charming artist paint. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com STAINED GLASS DEDICATION - Tue. Dec 13.

The new stained glass art piece, Ho‘okupu by Anna Honda, is being dedicated in memory of Mary Helen Ivey and K.C. and Kay A. Edwards who were instrumental in the founding of Kihei Public Library. Enjoy

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Service Industry Night w/ Music, 10pm

Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Joker’s Wild w/ Antennae, Buddha Bass, Salvo and more, 9:30pm $20

Shea Derrick’s Funked Up Dance Party w/ Sweet Beets, 9:30pm $10

Mark Johnstone & Friends, 6:30-8:30pm, no cover

We Want The Funk w/ DJ Blast, 10pm, $5/$10

Mishka & The 123 Band w/ DJ Rambo of Judah Sound Systems, 9pm $15

NFL Sunday Ticket, Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar 7am

MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Tom Conway, 6:30pm, WED-Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

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Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON-TBA, TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9pm; no cover

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House Music

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MON- NFL, TUE & WED- Pool League

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ Jamo 10pm

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MON- MA’s Mix, 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa, 10pm

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Jon Kanekua 11-1pm, Flip Coin Night!

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Jon Kanekua, 11-1pm

MON-Jon Kanekua 11-1pm, TUE- Jon Kanekua 11-1pm

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Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Late Night Happy Hour w/ DJ Gary, 9pm-12am, I-Drive

I-Drive

Paul Johnson 2-5pm Ryan Robinson

MON- Mick & Willie K, TUE- Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Paul Johnson 7:30pm, WED- Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Paul Johnson, 7:30pm

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage, 9pm

Dat Guyz 9pm

Island Reggae, 10pm

NFL 8am-6pm, Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke 8pm, TUE-Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST.

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Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

MON-Movies, Games & Music w/DJ 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/DJ 10pm, WEDWine Down Wed w/dance music,10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJFirefly, 10pm

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WED- Famous Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, 10pm $10

pupus, live music with teen ukulele sensation Anthony Pfluke. Sponsored by the Maui Friends of the Library. 6:30pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org

Cadence has made its mark on Hawaii’s musical landscape and are anything but your typical quartet. $2045. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

selling father of five hits the stage at Castle Theater.

Enjoy good clean comedy live with Jim. $59.50.

8pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

WATERCOLORIST VICTORIA WUNDRUM Wed. Dec 14. Victoria paints beautifully in watercolor, oil, acrylic and pastel and also creates jewelry and mixed media constructions. Come by the gallery and watch this talented artist create pieces live. 11am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

MAUI CHAMBER ORCHESTRA CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY CONCERT - Sat. Dec 17 - Sun. Dec 18. The Maui Chamber Orchestra proudly presents its Christmas Holiday Concert, featuring: Telemann: Concerto in B-flat Major for 2 flutes, 2 oboes and strings; J.S. Bach: Magnificat in D major, BWV 243 with Maui Masterworks Chorale; L. Mozart: Toy Symphony; Rutter: Brother Heinrich’s Christmas; Carols with orchestra and Maui Masterworks. Saturday 7:30pm. Sunday, Conversations with conductor Robert E. Wills at 1:30pm show at 3pm. $25-55.

7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

PHIL LESH AND FRIENDS - Thu. Dec 29. Entering his 15th year of playing with a rotating mix of friends old and new, Phil Lesh has kept his musical journey fresh by constantly and consistently putting together dynamic bands. Friends on tour include Grahame Lesh, Ross James, Scott Law, Alex Koford and Jason Crosby for a groovy tie-dye kind of night not to be missed. $95-140. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

STEVE RINALDI - Wed. Dec 14. Steve Rinaldi’s painterly style is representational and locally inspired, with his portraits revealing the essence of an individual and his landscapes inspiring a sense of light and awe. Come and welcome Maui Hands’ newest artist to the family and watch him paint in person. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com

POLITICAL EVENTS ACLU HAWAII MAUI MEETUP - Thu. Jan 19.

This event is hosted by the ACLU of Hawaii, the UH Maui College Human Services Department and Maui Peace Action. ACLU of Hawaii staff will be on hand to discuss, hear your thoughts and answer questions. They will bring three timely topics to the table: defending civil rights in the new administration; community control of police surveillance; and ending mass incarceration in Hawaii. Light refreshments, ADA-accessible. Free. 5:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

TICKETS ON SALE OH...WINE NOT? SAY CHEESE - Fri. Dec 16. The Luana Experience Series presents “Say Cheese”! Kama‘aina and visitors, get ready to pop some bubbly in paradise! Join an engaging and social evening featuring five tasting pours of sparkling wines from around the world paired with gourmet cheeses by Executive Chef Tylun Pang. $49+.

5pm. Luana Lounge at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com STREETLIGHT CADENCE - Fri. Dec 16. This fourpiece alternative folk-pop band started on the streets of Waikiki to pay for groceries, and has now turned into a full-time career for this group of friends. Driven by their infectious storytelling and whimsicality, Streetlight

TREVOR HALL - Sat. Dec 17. Enjoy an eclectic mix of acoustic rock, reggae and Sanskrit chanting, echo with the names and teachings of divinities that reflect his spiritual life, while maintaining an incredibly and refreshingly universal message. $30-65.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org MAGIC ON MAUI WITH SETH GRABEL - Sun. Dec 18. Sundays and Wednesdays. America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel is on Maui. Grabel is a magician, illusionist and headlining entertainer. Direct from Las Vegas, he brings to Maui a hilariously skillful show that is fun for all ages. Tickets start at $49 for adults and $24.50 for children under 12. Special VIP meet-and-greet packages, Kama‘aina and group rates are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com REBELUTION: THE FALLING INTO PLACE HAWAII TOUR - Sun. Dec 18. Members Eric Rachmany, Rory Carey, Marley D. Williams, and Wesley Finley make up the band Rebelution and joining them is rock band Pepper, Kaleo Wassman, Bret Bollinger and Yesod Williams, originally from Kailua Kona. Brothers Thir, Courtney Jr. and Stephen of New Kingston will also be joining them for a night of reggae and rock at the MACC’s Yokouchi Pavilion and Courtyard. $35-40. 6pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org JIM GAFFIGAN 2016 FULLY DRESSED TOUR Wed. Dec 21. The actor, writer, producer, Grammy nominated comedian, New York Times best-selling author, top touring performer and multi-platinum

NEW YEAR’S EVE 2016 AT FLEETWOOD’S Sat. Dec 31. Ring in the New Year with G. Love on the Main Stage for $150 (no food is included, an a la carte menu will be available for purchase) or dance the night away with the Mick Fleetwood Blues Band featuring Rick Vito on the Rooftop with a fresh seafood bar for $500. All Access Tickets are available for $1,250 and includes, a VIP table reserved on each level, a signed Mirage album, a signed copy of Mick Fleetwood’s “Play On,” and a personal meet and greet. 8pm. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com NYE 2017 MASQUERADE BALL - Sat. Dec 31. As 2016 closes, Down the Hatch shows their appreciation to friends, patrons, and locals near and far for all their support this past year. Ring in 2017 with DJ Casey Jones spinning all night long.

Breakwall Shave Ice will be open, serving as their second bar. Go dressed for the occasion (semiformal). $30 VIP tickets available, gets you entry, re-entry and a glass of Champagne to toast the New Year. 9pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8 HOLIDAY BOOK DRIVE BENEFITING IMUA FAMILY SERVICES - Until- Sat. Dec 31. In cooperation with the Book Trust, Barnes & Noble is hosting a Holiday Book Drive until the end of December. Stop by and pick out your favorite children’s book or ask the staff for suggestions and you can help island keiki read more and learn more. 9am. Barnes and Noble, (325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-662-1300; Barnesandnoble.com

PHOTOGRAPHS WITH SANTA - Until- Sat. Dec 24. Photo gift packages start at $23 and customers may also purchase the digital download. In addition, Pet Photos with Santa will take place on, Dec. 5, 12 and 19 from 5-7pm. Sensitive Santa is scheduled on Dec 6, 13 and 20 from 9-10am and 2-3pm, for families with children and adults with special needs. There will also be Breakfast with Santa on Dec 10, from 8-10am at Vidad’s Local Kine Grindz. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com ALL ABOARD THE HOLIDAY EXPRESS - Until Sun. Dec 25. The Maui Sugar Cane Train presents the Holiday Express, Friday through Sunday with two rides available each night. Check-in/boarding is 30 minutes before start time. Ride is approximately 45 minutes.

6:30pm & 8pm. Maui Sugar Cane Train, (957 Limahana Pl., Lahaina); 808-667-6851; Sugarcanetrain.com LET IT SNOW! SNOW FALLS ON MAUI - Until - Thu. Dec 22. Tuesday, Thursdays and Saturday.

It’s snowing on Maui. Come by Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center as it transforms into a giant snow globe this holiday season. Free. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com WISDOM FLOW STUDIOS PLAYCARE AND KEIKI CLASSES - Thu. Dec 8. Wisdom Flow Studio offers after school keiki classes such as hula, hip hop, ballet and more. Plus, a midday drop-in PlayCare program to support busy parents. Various times. Wisdom Flow Studios, (95 Makawao Ave.); 808-205-0908; WisdomFlowYoga.com

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 9 SIP AND SHOP - Fri. Dec 9. Get your Holiday shopping done from local designers. Hosted by Kulua Maui, designers include 50th State of Mind, Honu Designs, Fresh Local Product and Mishni Bikini. Enjoy complimentary drinks and pupus, contests and giveaways. Please bring a toy for the Toy-Drive.

12pm. Maui Pop-Ups, (45 N. Market St., Wailuku).

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10 FILL YOUR SLEIGH WITH BOOKS - Sat. Dec 10. Shop at the Used Book Sale conducted by Maui Friends of the Library, featuring pre-loved books of all kinds: fiction and nonfiction, kids and adults. Starting at just $1. Every child gets to choose and take home a book for free. All proceeds benefit Maui’s public libraries. 9:30am. Makawao Public Library, (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785; Librarieshawaii.org

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

Mike Madden, 7-10pm (acoustic 70s-90s)

Fulton & Paul, 7-10pm (jazz)

John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)

MON- Soundlab (classic rock) 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano (guitar) 7-10pm, WED- Paul & Fulton (jazz) 7-10pm

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

DJ Blast

Satterday Saints

Brandt Quick, 8pm

MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues & Co 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Tori Dixon Band, 8-10pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE-Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm, WED-Closed/Private Event

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Far West, 6-9pm

Na’o Ah Puck, 6-9pm

Daisha Dee & Cody, 6-9pm

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David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr. 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

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Murray Thorne, 7-9:30pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)

Salsa Night & Hot Fridays w/ DJ Mike

TBA

Juke Box, 10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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HOLIDAY HULA BY HA‘A HEO O MAUI - Sat. Dec 10. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance with a twist of the holiday spirit by Ha‘a Heo o Maui on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Dec 10. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com LES TWINS HIP-HOP WORKSHOP AND AFTERPARTY - Sat. Dec 10. This hip hop dance workshop is for all levels, featuring internationally famous dancers Larry and Laurent Bourgeois, a.k.a Les Twins. The class will be followed by an afterparty/cypher. Come to dance or come to watch. $30-45. 2pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org SEGWAY SANTA IS ROLLING INTO LAHAINA IN STYLE - Sat. Dec 10 - Sat. Dec 24. Santa has switched his sled for a more futuristic mode of transportation this year. With the help of Segway Maui, Santa will be cruising down Front Street in style before taking up his post at the mall. Join in welcoming Santa along his way as he stops for photos, waves to Keiki, and spreads his holiday cheer.

Capture the season with holiday photo packages available from Imaging Plus Hawaii, Saturdays and Sundays.

10am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 11 YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sun. Dec 11. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YIN AND YANG YOGA FOR HEALTHY EVERYTHING SERIES - Sun. Dec 11. A series of six comprehensive practices of quiet and active postures for strength, flexibility, balance, agility and equanimity for mind and body, designed for healthy aging with principles of Yin and Yang for vital organs, connective tissues and muscles. Sequences for hips, back, shoulders, hip flexors, and restorative yoga. Check website for schedule updates. $15. 4pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com HOLIDAY HULA BY HUI! LANAKILA - Sun. Dec 11. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance with a twist of the holiday spirits of Hui! Lanakila on the mall’s center stage. 11pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Dec 11. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit. Free. 9am. Keoni’s

Hot Lava DanceFit at Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-344-7122; Hotlavadancefit.com

MONDAY, DECEMBER 12 HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon & Wed. The tour take guests around the Haiku Mill property, where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. $18. 2pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Dec 12. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua, singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13 UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Dec 13. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian guitar. Free. 5:45pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Dec 13. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for survivors, teens and children every Tuesday. Call for more information and/or to register (registration required).

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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 14 SANTA STORYTIME - Wed. Dec 14. Children of all ages are invited to hear stories with Santa and to receive a free book from Santa’s gift bag! Santa will also be available for wish-whispering and picture-taking. This program is sponsored by Maui Friends of the Library. Free. 3pm. Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097; Librarieshawaii.org OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Dec 14. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. Get a free parking validation with any purchase from a market vendor. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, ( 900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com CELESTIAL NAVIGATION NIGHT SKY - Wed. Dec 14. Join specialist Kala Tanaka for an interactive stargaze.

Learn about the Hawaiian star chart, receive a guided tour of the night sky and how the voyagers use the constellations to navigate the seas. Kala is the Education and

Outreach Coordinator for Hui O Wa‘a Kaulua and has sailed numerous crossings on the double-hulled canoe Hokule‘a, which is currently on a worldwide voyage. Free.

6:30pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay KEIKI ALOHA HULA CLASS - Wed. Dec 14. Keiki Aloha Hula brings the aloha, and the love of Hawaiian dance to the kids ages 7 to 12 in a non-competitive, creative, nurturing environment. This is a fun class where students will learn the basics, and fundamentals of hula movement, as well as language and culture appreciation. 4:15pm.

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This is a week of unsolvable problems. These are the kinds of dilemmas whose solutions represent more trouble than they’re worth. I’m talking about when your neighbors start using power tools at inconvenient hours. There’s nothing you can really do about it, and trying will only earn you their animosity, and, possibly, more hassle and annoyance. Your primary option this week is to just grin and bear it, wait it out, and resist trying to do anything about it, because you can’t. If that’s too much for you to accept, consider this: There are, of course, always answers to your problems. They just might not be answers you like.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

The reason you have such a wishy-washy reputation is because you’re vocal. In reality, Pisceans, for example, are far more indecisive than you. But they have this tricky way of never verbally committing to an opinion or a course of action. I know some who can tell you what they think about something for ten minutes without revealing a thing. They’re very good at it. You have no problem formulating and expressing your opinion–it just mutates often. And because you’re vocal, people know about your frequent changes of heart. So my tip for you this week is: shut up. Wait until you’re sure before you speak up–and even then, wait until you’re asked.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Your eyes are tired. Your vision is swimming. Is it really the best time to be reading your horoscope? What can you possibly get out of it–or anything–in this state? Go get some rest, then think about what needs to be done. Contemplating it now will just exhaust you needlessly, especially because it’ll cost you much needed, spiritually-replenishing sleep. Turn off your phone, television, and computer, and go lie down.

I’m not suggesting you sleep this week away, by any means. You really do have too much to do to get away with that. But maybe you can spare an afternoon?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Aquarians are actually quite judgmental. Like your opposing sign, Leo, you never lack for an opinion on anything. Where you differ is in your flexibility. Not that those proud Lions can’t change their minds; it’s just that they can’t do so with the grace and ease that characterizes your entire attitude. You’re always ready to give someone a second chance, and often a third or fourth one, too. That someone will need it, this week, when it would be in your best interest to rethink your first impressions, as well as your second third, and fourth. If you can get over yourself long enough to figure out who they actually are, you’ll be glad you did.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Everything unraveled for me yesterday. Three longstanding plans I supposed were solid and nearly set in stone revealed themselves to be, one right after the other, completely untenable. Suddenly I had to rethink a whole host of things I’d put behind me as taken care of. Now I know what a Pisces’ daily life feels like, when everything is perpetually up in the air. How overwhelming! Luckily, I’m not the only one trying on someone else’s role this week–you can finally take a break from so much uncertainty as one sure thing after another unfolds in front of you. Don’t just enjoy all this stability and certitude, though. Run with it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

When you’re asked to a BYOB party, every good Ram knows you bring as much as you want to drink, plus a bit extra. It’s just good form. If even those as supposedly selfish and insensitive as your tribe is reputed to be can keep basic courtesies in mind, it should be a snap for everyone else. Unfortunately, it’s not. Some are unaccustomed to really pulling their own weight, whether it comes to work or play.

Your first instinct might be to pick up the slack, but please don’t. There’s a lesson to be learned here, and it’s not your call to keep them from it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You Bulls are familiar with the idea, “if you can’t fix it, get used to it.” When something you don’t like crosses your path, you now habitually do a quick triage: Can I change it? Avoid it? Or must I get used to it?

This is a pretty healthy habit, actually, as it’s this kind of realism and self-appraisal that helps you be so efficient and effective. But there are those in your life who have perhaps never looked at anything in such stark, unyielding terms, let alone themselves. Your job this week is to help them out. This might require a bit of tough love, or saying shit they just don’t want to hear, which won’t make you popular. Nevertheless, you’re the right person for the job.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Sometimes your life is about doing the least objectionable thing on your to-do list. Instead of assessing your agenda in terms of your actual priorities, you’re all about avoidance, procrastination, and simply not facing up to the really hard or challenging shit you don’t want to do. Hey, I’m not condemning you; I’m a big-time lazy-ass procrastinator, too. But sometimes you’ve just got to grit your teeth and make it all happen, whether it fits your mood or not. This, my dear, is one of those weeks. Reorganize your head and look at the tasks ahead of you in terms of what’s most important, not least unpleasant.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

I was recently on a plane full of whiners. Everyone around me seemed to have something to complain about. What a drag: Babies crying uncontrollably, for hours, while nearby adults did the grown-up counterpart, for nearly as long. Some people complain habitually. They’ve forgotten how to simply be content. In the winter they complain it’s too cold. In the summer, naturally, it’s too hot, and there’s something not quite right about–well, everything. I hope that’s not you, Leo. Sometimes your sense of entitlement can get out of hand.

Make sure that’s not so this week. Your life is actually pretty great. Please notice.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Don’t be square. You’ve done a good job, especially lately, of overcoming your natural prudishness and tendency to blindly follow rules. That’s good news for this week, because so many delicious opportunities lie just outside the box. The thing to keep in mind, Virgo, is that you really ought to be breaking rules–because you’re damn good at it. No one suspects you in the slightest, so you can get away with anything. I don’t expect you to go hog-wild here, Virgo. Not you. But it’d be a shame to not at least get away with something, wouldn’t it?

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Some of my crazier friends have gotten so drunk or high that they’ve become lost in familiar environments. They were so out of their minds that they noticed completely different things than they did when they were sober. I don’t particularly recommend getting that messed up, but if you could so drastically and dramatically change the lenses and filters through which you view the world, that would not be a bad thing at all.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Reality is subject to our thoughts. Quantum physicists are discovering that when you get right down to it reality is made up of nothing. The only reason it seems so solid to us is because we view it that way. The truth is that we have tremendous influence over it simply with the power of our intentions and perceptions.

Scorpios should be amazingly good at this, except for the fact that you’re constantly second-guessing yourselves. Give the universe a mixed message and what do you get back? A mess. If you could, though, just once, truly make up your mind about what you really wanted… well, anything could happen.

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