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“You haven’t assessed the impact on West Maui infrastructure,” former Maui Planning Commissioner Dick Mayer warned the commission at a June 19, 2006 hearing. “There are many, many roads that need to be built.”

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Halloween is a few days in the past, but here’s a spooky story for you: like zombies rising from the grave, two big Maui development projects that were big about a decade ago but then collapsed of their own weight are coming alive again.

Honua‘ula (formerly known as Wailea 670) in South Maui and Pulelehua in West Maui were originally supposed to be up and about these days, with thousands of homes and apartments between them, but lawsuits (the former) and a lousy market (the latter) have kept them confined to the drawing board. But now that seems to be changing, though both projects are now very different from their original proposals.

Let’s look at Honua‘ula first. This is a big project that’s been decades in the making.

It proposed to put 1,400 housing units, a range of commercial uses and an 18hole golf course (because apparently there aren’t enough of those in South Maui) on 670 acres at the south end of Pi‘ilani Highway. It’s still a big project, but thanks to a lawsuit settlement announced late last week, it’s actually better now.

“After more than three years of extensive negotiations, environmental and cultural groups, Sierra Club and Maui Unite, have entered into a settlement agreement with developer Honua‘ula Partners, LLC and the County of Maui,” states an Oct. 28 press release from Sierra Club Hawaii. “The settlement calls for the protection of over 160 acres of land containing ancient Hawaiian villages, boundary markers and site complexes, as well as rare and endangered plants and animals.”

The settlement ends a claim Sierra Club Hawaii and Maui Unite filed back in 2012–four years after the Maui County Council approved Honua‘ula–challenging the project’s environmental impact statement (EIS). According to Sierra Club

Hawaii, their settlement shows that initial project archaeological surveys and reports sometimes aren’t as thorough as they should be.

“Through their claim, Sierra Club and Maui Unite contended among other things that the developer’s environmental impact statement had failed to adequately address the extent of the cultural and archaeological sites and features located on the property,” states the Sierra Club Hawaii news release. “During the protracted settlement negotiations, the developer agreed to conduct further archaeological work. The archaeologists have confirmed that hundreds of significant archaeological sites or features are located on the property, including ceremonial sites, stepping stone trails, living quarters and farming terraces.

Most of these sites are now confirmed for perpetual protection.”

The project settlement includes a considerable number of features, including new protections for the “historic Kanaio-Kalama road,” “specific access rights” for cultural practitioners and the public, a smaller-sized golf course, a fence to protect native vegetation from deer, a “conservation easement over the protected lands to be held by the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust,” a 116foot wide buffer between the project and

Maui Meadows, a one-acre public park and a promise to turn over protected areas to as-yet unnamed nonprofit group in the future. The settlement also includes new assurances on all that workforce housing the developers promised to build as part of the project.

Given that developers generally hate to put lower income housing (which doesn’t bring in a lot of money) next to luxury homes and condos (which are fabulously lucrative), Honua‘ula developers originally planned to put their 250 units of workforce housing in North Kihei (known as the Kaonoulu site). But the Sierra Club Hawaii/Maui Unite claim stated that the developer didn’t address any impacts from shoving the development over there. According to this settlement, the Honua‘ula developer “may seek to obtain approval from the County Council to amend the original Wailea 670 proj-

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ect district ordinance to permit the affordable housing to be located either at the Kaonoulu site or at the Honua‘ula site, or a combination of both sites.”

Workforce housing was also a major component of Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s proposed Pulelehua project in West Maui. Situated on 304 acres around

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Well, the roads and school weren’t built, but neither was Pulelehua. The project languished until this summer, when Maui Land & Pine sold the whole thing to Dallas-based USA Infrastructure Investments (USAII, which also owns the Ma‘alaea Shops) for $15 million. On Thursday, Nov. 10, USAII will hold a 6pm public meeting at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort to talk about the rebirth of Pulelehua. According to an Oct. 26 Maui News story, the company plans to build “130 workforce rental apartment units 120 market-rate longterm rental apartment units.”

Those numbers pale when compared to Maui Land & Pine’s original project, but given the size of the land in question, future development is all but guaranteed. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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A new video and mapping initiative to disseminate information about mosquitoborne illness has been jointly launched by the Maui District Health Office and the County of Maui. The initiative includes information about the general locations, virus type and lab status of mosquito-borne cases.

While there is presently no local spreading of these cases, Maui County is seeing an increase in the number of imported suspect mosquito-borne diseases such as Zika, dengue and chikungunya, according to a statement issued by the Mayor’s Office. In response to this spike in cases, the Maui District Health Office and Maui County Civil Defense have created a system to enhance communication and education regarding mosquito-borne diseases, according to the statement.

Beginning this month, Maui District Health Officer Dr. Lorrin Pang will present a report and educational video on Akaku, which will re-broadcast the video four times a day before Curtain Call. Links to the video and an updated case map will also be available at Mauiready.org/mosquito and Mauicounty.gov.

“We used to see several cases of imported suspect cases of mosquito-borne diseases coming into Maui each year,” Pang noted. “Now we’re seeing several of these cases per month.”

Anna Foust, Maui County Emergency Management Officer, urged residents to utilize the website, video updates and mapping tool so they can take needed precautions. “Thanks to the Long-Range Division of the County Planning Department, we now have a very useful and customizable map,” Foust said. “This map shows the general locations on Maui that have had active and suspected cases, while

Six Hawaiian green sea turtle hatchlings are the newest members of the Maui Ocean Center ohana. The sea turtles were hatched between Aug. 7 and Aug. 12 at Sea Life Park Hawaii. The six baby honu have now joined the year-old Hawaiian green sea turtles that currently reside in the Turtle Lagoon exhibit. At just over two months old, the pocket-sized hatchlings currently weigh 63-77 grams.

After several weeks of being monitored in quarantine by Maui Ocean Center’s curatorial team, the hatchlings are now ready to meet Aquarium guests.

Aquarium staff and Hawaiian Cultural Advisor Kahu Dane Maxwell welcome Maui’s kama‘aina community and visitors to visit and view the hatchlings at the park; Kahu Dane presided over a blessing of the hatchlings and the Turtle Lagoon exhibit on Nov. 1.

The hatchlings will be hosted by Maui Ocean Center for the next two years where they will serve as ambassadors of their species.

Hawaiian green sea turtles are classified as a Threatened Species under the Endangered Species Act of 1973. The presence of sea turtles and their integration into the Aquarium’s education programs aims to teach guests about Hawaiian green sea turtles, the challenges they face, and what people can do to promote the conservation of Hawaii’s sea turtles.

Two hatchlings will be rotated daily from behind the scenes to Turtle Lagoon, allowing guests to see the turtles during park hours. The Aquarium provides guests with a number of educational opportunities and encounters with the turtles, including daily presentations at Turtle Lagoon and bi-weekly “Turtle-rrific Thursday” presentations.

Guests also can upgrade their admission to include a Behind-the-Scenes Tour to gain exclusive access to the Aquarium Lab, see the hatchlings up-close, and speak with the team of curators who raise and take care of the sea turtles.

local fare coupled with sunset views and an open-air atmosphere. He plans to embrace The Banyan Tree’s farm-to-fork and garden-to-glass culinary concepts.

Savella is a Maui native who brings nearly two decades of culinary experience to The Banyan Tree. Savella most recently served as Chef de Cuisine at Pulehu, An Italian Grill at the Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas; he held that post for the past several years. However, Savella spent the majority of his culinary career in Southern California, most notably at Jer-ne Restaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, Marina del Rey. “Savella brings a fresh perspective and boisterous personality to the already talented Banyan Tree team,” said The RitzCarlton, Kapalua General Manager Mike Kass. “His creativity and passion for fresh, innovative cuisine results in beautiful and strikingly flavorful dishes that elevate the dining experience for our guests.”

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Savella attained an Associate of Science in Culinary Arts as well as a Bachelor of Science in Culinary Management at The Art Institute of California-Los Angeles.

He is also an active Brand Ambassador to True Cooks and does local televised cooking segments on Living 808 on KHON2 News and a morning culinary show on KITV4.

In addition to hiring a new Head Chef, the restaurant is slated to undergo a re-imaged interior design in early 2017. Savella will be at the forefront of the restaurant’s renovation as part of the resort’s ongoing transformation which began this past summer with the completion of brand new Residential Suites, the new Burger Shack beachside restaurant and an enhanced lobby lanai experience.■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS The New York City Council, grilling police officials in September about their practice of freely seizing money from detainees under suspicion, asked for a thorough accounting of that money (suspecting that innocent victims rarely get it back unless aided by high-powered lawyers).

Though (in “crime-fighting” hyperbole) NYPD routinely boasts of its half-million annual seizures, an NYPD official told the council it would be “impossible” to account for everything–that keeping track of it all would cause its computers to crash.

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With about 30 states having adopted some form of “stand your ground” defense to assault (or murder) charges, five membership organizations, charging up to $40 a month, have signed up a halfmillion gun owners concerned that law enforcement treat them fairly should they someday be forced to shoot–providing instructions and a “hot line” to coach members on what to tell police, plus liability insurance and help getting a lawyer.

Critics say such organizations are also useful to those who might be prone to shooting people and want advice on how best to get away with it. The U.S. Concealed Carry organization’s wallet-sized card, to give to police, asks that the shooter under suspicion be given the same consideration as the officers might give to their own colleagues under suspicion.

Wanda Witter, 80, had been living on Washington, D.C., streets for 10 years, but insisting to anyone who would listen that the Social Security Administration owed her sums that recently reached $100,000, and that she had documents to prove it.

However, given her circumstances, most regarded her as just another luckless person confused by homeless life. In June, though, after social worker Julie Turner took a closer look and found, improbably, that Witter was indeed owed $100,000 and even more improbably, that all of her paperwork was carefully organized among the unimpressive possessions she hauled around daily, SSA paid her $999 on the spot, and the remaining $99,999 arrived in August.

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AWESOME! Diego the giant tortoise, believed to be more than 100 years old, now lives in semi-retirement on Santa Cruz Island in the Galapagos, but from 1976 to 2010, Diego brought an almost-extinct species back to life by fathering about 800 babies in the captive breeding program on Espanola, another of the Galapagos Islands.

Biologists did not realize Diego’s prowess until 2010 when DNA tests identified him as the father of 40 percent of all tortoises on the island. Even on Santa Cruz Island, Diego keeps busy, with a “harem” of six

One branch of the James Harper funeral homes, in Bromley, England, announced its latest promotion via a sign in a front window (reported by the Bromley News Shopper in September): “Wow! Free Child’s Battery Powered Vehicle With Every Pre-Paid Funeral Arranged This Month.” A Harper spokesperson said the purpose was to encourage residents to think ahead about funerals.

RECURRING THEMES The most recent immigrant family living high on the hog in the United Kingdom is Arnold Mballe Sube and his wife, Jeanne, both 33, who drew the equivalent of about $130,000 in government benefits last year, but are still feuding with the Luton Borough Council near London over its inability to find (free) housing adequate for them and their eight children. They turned down four- and five-bedroom homes, were housed temporarily in a Hilton hotel, and said they would be satisfied only with a sixbedroom residence. Mr. Sube, from Cameroon, emigrated to France at age 18, then came to England in 2012 to study nursing at the University of Bedfordshire. ■

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he first ever comic book convention (or “comic con”) of note took place in California. The year was 1970 and those present said it was like a church bake sale, with burly dudes sitting around card tables, selling stacks of comic books, while a few notable artists were present. It took a few decades but the event would eventually become the annual San Diego Comic Con that it is today. The four-day event typically features celebrity appearances, showcases for everything big in movies and TV, artist showcases and dozens and dozens of comic book and entertainment merchandise. Since its breakthrough as a mass-media bonanza, variations of the event have sprouted everywhere. New York and even Oahu have their version.

Now, Maui finally has its own, too. The event, which opens at the Lahaina Cannery on Saturday, Nov. 5, includes an artist’s alley, cosplay contests, face paintings, special guests and events for fans of comics, movies and cartoon shows. Like any good origin story, it begins in a place of discovery and wonder, lorded over by a wise sage who loves fantastic tales.

A lot will happen at Maui Comic Con, but have no fear: Here’s our rundown on a few of the biggest names appearing at the convention.

First up, I spoke with Alika Seki, the owner of Maui Comics and Collectibles and the mastermind behind Maui Comic Con. He looked exhausted but determined in his daily efforts to balance producing the event and run his Kahului comic book shop. He told me how the event was shaping up and the very Maui way he landed the event’s biggest guest of honor, artist Steve Leialoha.

MAUITIME: When did the idea for Maui Comic Con first come up?

ALIKA SEKI: I had been envisioning it for as long as I’ve had a comic book store on Maui. What it looks like is a smaller scale version of what I initially envisioned. I’m working with Ken Gardner, he’s the impetus for starting it. He approached the venue, he envisioned a small scale comic con in Lahaina cannery. He was thinking, maybe one guest artist, one panel. He asked me to help him put it together. My planning goes way back and larger in scale. I took the research I had done and put it into this convention.

MT: Why has it taken Maui so long to get a Comic Con? AS: I think it has to do with what Maui is.

Oahu is knee-deep in cons, Big Island had a collector’s convention–due to a passionate community. There was a big void here for 10 years. There wasn’t a place for collectors to congregate. All it takes is community members to see each other and connect. It’s easy to feel alone unless you have a social space.

MT: What do you hope to accomplish?

AS: The main goal is to bring out the community and see how big it really is, to give them a show. Maui gets bypassed with a lot of things, but it’s such a destination.

We just need a net to show that the people here are craving the same thing as everyone else. People on Maui always feel they have to travel to see things. I want a local

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flavor to highlight as much local talent as possible. I want to put a light on Maui’s local and artistic community and that they are there to support each other.

MT: If this goes as well as you hope, are there plans to make this annual?

AS: Oh, we already have those plans. We hope to do this every year.

MT: What has your approach been to putting this together?

AS: My career in comics has been meeting those who shatter my expectations. I don’t wanna be all business. My mentor, Bruce Ellsworth, taught me you don’t have to be a jerk. My moment was seeing the local community from other islands attending a con.

Iit showed me there’s enough demand for it to happen on any island.

MT: Who was the first artist you reached out to?

AS: James Silvani. Then I saw DJ’s Facebook post that he knew Steve Leialoha.

He’s so accessible to the people of Maui.

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nstrumental to Seki’s connecting with Steve Leaialoha is comic book artist DJ Keawekane, who was signing comics at Seki’s shop when I spoke with him. “I went to my wife’s family reunion,” says Keawekane, “and I see this kid with a Spider-Man drawing.

I ask this kid, ‘Wow, who did that?’ He points and says, ‘Uncle Steve!’ I see this tall guy with a beard… it’s Steve!”

Keawekane is the author of Exhillion, a comic book he describes as “X-Men meets Lord of the Rings.” The rich illustrations on the covers convey this connection.

“I got three issues right now,” says Keawekane, “and I hope to get the fourth one out before Amazing Con. I have a lot of time– I’ll get it out there.”

Keawekane’s story of how he got into the form is especially unique. “I was a kid who was always drawing in class,” he says. “I always wanted to draw and always getting in trouble.

When I was 18, I asked someone, ‘How do you get into this stuff?’ They said, ‘You gotta move to New York.’ I stopped and did regular work, had fun after graduating. I got into an accident at 25, broke my back. I was bored because I was in rehab and took a year off. My mom brought me my sketchbook and said, ‘Try drawing.’ I channeled all of these ideas. I went to school, my wife introduced me to the internet, I discovered digital webbing. I created digital comics, did small comics here and there. Now, I’m doing my own thing.”

Keawekane says his mother continues to be a major supporter. “My mom loves my comics,” he says. “She’s my biggest fan. If you’re friends with me on Facebook, you’ll see my mom jump into the conversation, like ‘Well, he’s also good at THAT!’”

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s for Steve Leialoha, his awardwinning career as an inker and penciler for varying Marvel, DC and independent titles has made him an industry legend. He’s worked on Fables, Howard the Duck, Batman, Hitchhiker’s Guide

to the Galaxy, G.I. Joe, Uncanny X-Men and others. He’s also pretty easy to talk to.

MAUITIME: When you drew for Fables, did you know you were working on a classic or did the response take you by surprise?

STEVE LEIALOHA: Fables sounded like a great idea from the beginning, but you can never really tell.

MT: I’m a huge Howard the Duck fan.

Was there freedom in working on something so bizarre or does that present more of a challenge for an artist?

SL: The challenge is always to do the best work possible but Howard the Duck was so odd that we could do almost anything, which did keep it fun! Marvel was a bit more casual in those days.

qualities in Robert Crumb’s work. Do you feel there is a line that shouldn’t be crossed, regarding sexuality and violence, in comic books?

TR: Obviously, we have freedom of speech and freedom of the press in this fair country and I hope it stays that way, so we are simply talking about good taste.Yes, a person can depict rape, torture, dismemberment and murder of women, but it isn’t funny, and it’s, as you say, tasteless. Whereas I certainly don’t believe that looking at and reading such stuff is likely to turn anyone into a rapist or murderer, I do believe that looking at stuff like that tends to desensitize the reader to the point where he or she may not be horrified by the terrible things that really do happen to women–and men–in real life, and may be in danger of losing compassion.

includes The Adventures of the Gummi Bears and Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers.

MAUITIME: First of all, thank you for your work on The Adventures of the Gummi Bears.

TAD STONES: Thanks, although the show was created by Jymn Magon and Art Vitello.

I only story edited/produced the third season. I always preferred the 22-minute episodes that told bigger adventures.

MT: Please tell me about your first experience at Disney, working on The Rescuers.

TS: The Rescuers was underway when I survived the training program so I became an Inbetweener, a job I was terrible at. I remember in-betweening the scales on the back of two alligators animated by Dale Baer as they swam

MT: Your list of credits touches on every comic book I collect, have read and continue to revisit: Dead Boy Detectives, Batman, Secret Wars II, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, G.I. Joe, Uncanny X-Men. Do you have a favorite character to render?

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nother towering figure in the comic book world attending Maui Comic Con is Trina Robbins. She’s a major figure in the “underground comix” and her Wimmen’s Comix issue # 1 is noted for featuring the first-ever openly lesbian character. She’s written essential works on the role of women in comics, is a noted writer/ artist on DC’s Wonder Woman series and is said to be referenced in Joni Mitchell’s Ladies of the Canyon. (In researching Robbins’ work to prepare for our interview, I came across a detail that made me smile: her partner is none other than Steve Leialoha.)

MAUITIME: Your books provide a definitive look at the historical presence of women in comic books. We always tend to gravitate towards Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Batgirl, etc. Are there female comic characters that you feel have been vastly overlooked and deserve more attention?

TRINA ROBBINS: Miss Fury preceded Wonder Woman by eight months and was written and drawn by a woman, Tarpe Mills.

I have collected the entire 10-year run of the strip into two volumes, and it reads like film noir. Although she had no superpowers, Miss Fury was a beautiful society woman, Marla Drake, who donned a panther skin disguise to have some great adventures fighting Nazis and, later, some pretty mean gangsters. Like all of the best comic heroines, she could take care of herself, and could be pretty tough when she had to be. She had a white Persian cat who just happened to look like and have the same name as creator Tarpe Mills’ cat, Perri Purr, and the cat was no slouch, either.

Once, when Marla was held at gunpoint by a particularly bad guy, Perri Purr jumped on the man’s head, claws out, saving his mistress.

MT: I’m intrigued by your refreshing comments about the tasteless

TR: It’s hard to be empowered when one’s breasts are so large and waist so tiny that in real life one might break in half or simply fall flat on one’s face, especially if one is also attempting to run in six-inch heels.

MT: Are you optimistic about the upcoming Wonder Woman movie?

TR: Yes! I think Gal Gadot makes a perfect Wonder Woman, and I’m eager to see the movie!

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ans of Drake Mallard, the mysterious, caped crime fighter who goes by the alias Darkwing Duck, are in for a treat at Maui Comic Con. The Disney character, who starred in both after school and Saturday morning cartoons as well as spin-off comic books, is celebrating a 25th birthday.

Present at Maui Comic Con will be the show’s creator, Tad Stones, and James Silvani, an artist on the Darkwing Duck comic book series. I spoke first with Stones, whose prolific career

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ilvani, who lives in Hawaii and works as a cartoonist and illustrator, also took time to answer my Disney-flavored questions.

MAUITIME: Who are the artists who inspired you?

MT: When you’re working with established characters, like Star Wars or other Disney characters, how much freedom do you have to make personal interpretations?

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MT: Many have noted that female comic book characters tend to be scantily attired, hyper-sexualized, etc. Some have argued these figures exude confidence and female empowerment. What are your thoughts?

TS: I can only say that the guys creating the new Ducktales series are huge Darkwing Duck fans and leave it at that. I love what they’re doing so I advise recording all the episodes when they air next year! It’s a new continuity which captures the spirit of all the shows a brings them into this century. Very, very funny people are involved.

JAMES SILVANI: By the time I could actually pick up comics on my own to read, my older brother had moved out but left me behind all his comics. The first ones I were drawn to were the Carl Barks’ Uncle Scrooge and Donald Duck comics. They were these amazing adventures done with funny animals. Those books showed me all about storytelling. I was also a huge fan of Silver Age artist John Severin. He started off as an artist on western and war comics but I came to know him through his brilliant art on Cracked Magazine movie parodies. I think 90 percent of my humor can be traced back to his artistic sensibilities. My only other artistic influences came from the dying form of newspaper comics. I feel very privileged to have grown up in a time where I could read and draw inspiration from such greats as Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County on a daily basis.

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SL: I’ve been pretty lucky in being able to work on projects I really like, and over the years that’s been most of the characters at DC and Marvel. My favorite is usually whatever I’m working on at the moment (some Polynesian-themed things).

MT: Now that Darkwing Duck lives on in comic book form, are there further plans, in film or gaming form, to expand the narrative of the character?

away. I went home with a headache every day and had trouble keeping the lines from bouncing around. In the final film, they swam into the fog! I did animate one scene of just Bernard mouse tip-toeing across a desk and turning to look up at a clock. But I realized I’d rather work in story. At the time, Penny and Medusa did not have a real personality scene together. I pitched something that was deemed too harsh.

However, Vance Gerry, a top story artist, took the kernel of the idea and created the sequence where they talk as Medusa takes off her makeup. Basically, my contribution was bringing up the notion that they should have a scene together. After that, it was all Vance.

MT: What kind of hours did you put in while Darkwing Duck was on the air?

TS: My hours on Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers got out of hand. I was working seven days a week, about 13 hours Monday through Friday, eight on Saturday and four on Sunday, my “day off.” I was thanked by being pulled off the show toward the end. Darkwing was more sane. I don’t think I put in a lot of weekends but my days probably averaged around 10 hours. The show was more fun and I had a lot more help in the form of additional story editors.

JS: Disney characters don’t really offer a lot of room for interpretation, at least in the comics.

I’m fine with that as I try and keep them as on model as possible. I never really liked stylized comics of licensed characters myself. On the Star Wars end, I have a little more freedom. Lucasfilm is very encouraging, as far as fine art interpretations of their properties. I’ve done fine art for Star Wars in everything from rock poster style silk screens to Little Golden Book-style paintings.

MT: I notice you tour the con circuit a lot. What are your favorite parts of conventions, and what can be some of the pitfalls from an artist’s perspective?

JS: My favorite part of cons is to hang out with my peers in the comics industry. I love living on Maui but it gives me little opportunity to hang out the pros that are doing such exciting things in the business today. The downside to doing the cons is all the travel puts me behind on getting the books I draw out on a timely basis. Plus, I make it a point not to sell prints of any kind at my tables. Only original art. All those originals take a lot of prep time.

Maui Comic Con takes place Nov. 5-6 at the Lahaina Cannery Mall. The event starts at 10am on both days and is free. For more info, go to Mauicomiccon.com. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E articles, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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Jucy Journey OR, HOW THIS HAWAII RESIDENT HACKED A MAINLAND ROAD TRIP co and Los Angeles in California, and Las Vegas in Nevada. All three branches opened in 2012, and today they have a fleet of about 300 campervans. Most of their US vehicles are Dodge Caravans, but they told me some of their early models were also Chrysler Town & Country.

“Jucy started in 2001 in Auckland, New Zealand with a fleet of just 35 rental cars,” says Palin. “The Australian operation start-

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fer Econoline and minivan styles. The other, which we opted for, is Jucy USA. They offer minivans. Both Escape and Jucy are New Zealand companies that have started USA subsidiaries.

“New Zealand has a huge culture of road travel,” says Alina Palin, a Jucy spokesperson. “Because New Zealand is so small and domestic flights are relatively expensive, many New Zealanders choose to travel

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‘in their own backyard’ via car to remote beaches and areas not serviced by airports or train lines. One thing that’s different in New Zealand is that we typically do lots of weekend road trips–taking advantages of the shorter distances to drive and often going away most weekends in summer.”

Jucy has three US branches, San Francis-

ed in 2008. The company was started by brothers Tim and Dan Alpe who still head the company as the CEO and COO. The New Zealand and Australia Jucy have a few different kinds of campervans available. We are currently looking into different models that will be exclusive to the USA fleet.

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mileage with driving a smaller car will be eaten up by hotel fees, but if you’re not into camping, this is your best solution.

But if you’re willing to camp it up, there are a lot more options.

An online company called RV Share works like an Airbnb of RV’s, hooking up people willing to let you borrow their rigs for a price. If you wanted a luxury RV, or even just a pop-up tent trailer, they have so many different sizes and styles to suit the RV-savvy.

Then there’s Cruiseamerica.com. I saw these rigs all over the road, and they offer three-, five- and seven-person options for RV’s.

For an even more affordable option, I discovered “campervans” that you can rent.

There are two companies offering these in the US. One is Escape Campervans–they of-

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he heartbeat of America throbbed under my foot as I stepped on the gas pedal and sped up to 90 miles an hour on Interstate 10. For someone who grew up on an island, road-tripping is one of my favorite ways to travel in the US. It just feels very American to me. It’s one of the easiest ways to get up close and personal with local culture. My recent interstate drive from Los Angeles to Galveston, Texas with my husband and daughter was no exception. If you think camping along highways in the contiguous states is out of reach for Hawaii, here is my guide to making it a cinch.

There are a couple of ways you can go.

One is rent a car and sleep at motels and hotels along the way. What you save in gas

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The Dodge Caravan has been souped up to carry all of its retro-fitted gear, it had plenty of power and the A/C was cold.

Other things you may need to add is the early pick-up option ($50) or late dropoff ($50), depending on your flights. Jucy opens at 9am but pick-up time is between 1-3pm. Weekend pickup and drop off hours vary. You can drop your vehicle off when they’re closed–they have a key drop slot to accommodate that. Also, when you book your campervan, a $200 deposit is required. This is taken off your bill when you pick up. I added unlimited milage because I was covering around 3,900 miles.

Jucy offers different mileage packages so be sure to check your distances.

When you pick up your campervan, you have to decide on insurance. I’m covered for rentals by my car insurance, so I declined their extra insurances, though they still require a $1,500 bond held on your credit card. When you return the car, the

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Continued from page 13 These will be created in line with how North Americans travel and customized to fit their road trip needs.”

We chose Jucy because they were very social media friendly and I liked that all of their campervans came equipped with a pop-up sleeping area on the roof. Escape only offers this as an option. The Jucy Campervan has two beds: one on the top and one inside the van. Both set up easily and slept the three of us comfortably. Both companies have lots of add ons for their campervan rentals. This is key when you’re flying in from Hawaii with luggage restrictions. You don’t want to haul all of your camping gear or kitchen stuff.

For my Jucy rental, I added the kitchen kit ($115) that had pots and pans, cups, plates, silverware and cooking utensils, a four-pack of butane gas cans ($15), solar shower ($20) and bedding and towels for three ($100). Since I was concerned about

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30 degree evening temperatures in the high desert, we also got the winter packs that included a sub-zero sleeping bag, thermos and hand-warmers for $30 each per person ($90). It’s tedious but after you get your camper van, I recommend going through the kits and unpacking the bedding to make sure you have the right numbers. We had three people, and (initially) they only gave us bedding for two, even though we had paid for four (you have to rent it in twos).

If I did it all again, I might not get the solar shower. I didn’t use it as most of the campsites we visited at had showers. Also, we had way too much butane for our cooking–we never finished the first bottle.

So buying the extra was overkill, unless you’re going to do a lot of cooking. Everything else was super smooth.

The Jucy comes equipped with a fridge drawer in the kitchen area. I wasn’t sure how robust it would be so I brought one of my collapsible ice chests, though I didn’t need to. The fridge worked great, and was big enough for what I needed.

bond is returned to you, as long as there’s no damage. Jucy charges the whole rental (minus your deposit) the day you pick up.

I booked a few of the campgrounds I wanted to visit ahead of time, like Mather’s campground in Grand Canyon National Park, which can sell out. Otherwise, I booked a lot of them the same day I was driving. I used the iPhone app called AllStays Camp and Tent to find campgrounds (this app has an RV campgrounds app, too). Since the campervan is not an RV and doesn’t need hook-ups, for most campgrounds you’re considered a tent camper. A lot of the campgrounds have provisions for campers coming in after hours which is great when you want to cover some miles at night. For navigation I used the Waze app as well as Google and Apple maps.

For more info on Jucy campervans, go to Jucyusa.com. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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hen I first heard of Zellee I was like, Zee what? My daughter was at the market with me, insisting we buy Zellees. She described them as fruit gel in a pouch, so we asked someone to help us find them but we weren’t successful. After more research I realized that Zellees are a product idea launched here on Maui by Eriko Dowd. She wanted to make a snack food, and based it on her own homemade Japanese fruit gel recipes. “Most health-conscious consumers don’t eat any Jell-o products because they are typically loaded with sugar and artificial ingredients,� says Dowd. “Having grown up eating my mom’s homemade fruit gels (which is the generic name for Jell-o), I’m a big fan of healthy fruit gels and wanted to share my love for fruit gels with the natural and organic market.

We exhibited at Natural Product Expo West in Anaheim in March, and we got really amazing feedback from a diverse group of attendees.�

You probably won’t find Zellee in the big supermarkets yet, but Mana, Down to Earth, Alive & Well, Rodeo General Store, Maui Country Club and Whole Foods Market carry them.

They come in three flavors: strawberry, pear and blueberry/grape, and a newly tweaked formula for orange/peach. My daughter loves the strawberry and grape varieties, and I like them all.

My favorite part about Zellee is that

it’s organic, gluten-free and vegan. It’s a 60-calorie snack that I can pack in my kid’s lunch guilt-free. Dowd says she experimented quite a bit to get the formula down for mass production.

She tried all kinds of gelling agents, but what ended up working the best is Konjac root. You don’t hear of it much, but I like it because it’s a vegan product that gives the gel body without any aftertaste. Zellees don’t have any added sugar–it’s the fruit purees that provide the sweetness. The result is a short list of pretty recognizable ingredients. The only thing added is organic acerola for additional Vitamin C. They come in a pouch, and no silverware is needed to consume them. Dowd says they are shelf-stable and don’t require refrigeration, but they taste better cold so most stores have them in their grab-and-go section.

Dowd added that Konjac root is used as a kind of diet food in Asia, where it can fill you up without adding a lot of calories–another reason to add it to my repertoire of snacks. The sweet organic gel is refreshing, tasty and travels well, and just launched in California markets, too. â–

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FRIDAY, NOV. 4 KAUAI WRITERS CONFERENCE – The Kauai Writers Conference starts this Thursday, Nov. 3 and goes through Sunday, Nov. 6. Since there’s a special discount for Maui residents, why not fly over? Attendees will work directly with prize-winning and top-selling authors and literary agents. Presenters include Jill Landis, Priya Parmar, Christine Baker Kline and Pulitzer finalist Luis Urrea. Price TBD pending availability. 8am. Courtyard Kauai at Coconut Beach, (658 Aleka Loop, Kapaa); 808-822-3455; Kauaiwritersconference.com.

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ORIGAMI WORKSHOP – Origami in Motion with Yass Ishida will unfold at the Waieller luku Public Library. Ishida is a storyteller nd on a journey to teach everyone to fold and earn how to animate unfold art into origami. Attendees will learn is Maui origami workpaper to fly, fold, flip, jump and snap. This shop will focus on three to four action origami signs such as pping bird. The class will the flying bat, wiggling dinosaur and flapping udents nine years old and be 45-minutes long and is open to students older. Free. 2:30pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., awaii.org. Photo: Pixabay Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org.

FRIDAY, NOV. 4 JAZZ AZZ WORKSHOP – Th There’s ’ a JJazz workshop k h at Ki King Kekaulike High School. The class will be led by DeShannon Higa, a professional trumpet soloist and recording artist. Anyone who wants to learn more about jazz history and the technicalities of playing instruments specifically for jazz should attend. The workshop is available to all students and aspiring musicians. Free. King Kekaulike High School, (121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani); 808-573-8710; Kekaulikehs. k12.hi.us. Photo courtesy of Facebook/DeShannon Higa

‘SISTER ACT’ – Sister Act: A Divine Musical Comedy at Seabury Hall starts Friday, Nov. 4 and goes through Sunday, Nov. 13. Directed and choreographed by David Ward, the play will feature 27 drama students with music by Alan Menken. This will be a fabulously fun rendition of the 1992 movie Sister Act that featured Whoopi Goldberg. Friday and Saturday shows are at 7pm; Sunday shows are at 3pm. $7-15. ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (Seabury Hall, Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org. Photo: Jack Grace

FRIDAY, FR F R ID I AY, NO NOV. N OV. 4 KUM KAHUA THEATRE – Kamu Kahua Theatre will present Uchina Aloha KUMU th Friday, Nov. 4 to Saturday, Nov. 5 at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center this (MACC). It will be a warm tale of the generations that came from Hawaii’s Okinawan families. The story will cover change of culture, Japanese culture a its prevalence in the Hawaiian Islands and specific experiences. The origiand n playwright is Lee A. Tonouchi and the show is directed by Reiko Ho. nal $28. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of MACC

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MARK FARINA – Due to the recent storms, DJ Mark Farina had to reschedule his event! Now, you can finally see him at Lulu’s in Lahaina. Hear the world-renowned DJ share grooves from his most recent release, Mushroom Jazz Volume 8. Expect jazz, downtempo, urban beats, deep house, hip hop and a whole lot of happiness. $25 resale. 10pm. Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club and Grill, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Flavorus.com. Photo courtesy of Facebook/Mark Farina

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CHEF’S TABLE ITALIAN TASTING MENU – Lei’s Family Class Act will present the Chef’s Table Italian Tasting Menu at UH Maui College. Guests will taste lovely Italian creations from students and special concoctions made by professional chefs. An evening at Lei’s Family Class Act is a great opportunity to support Maui’s rising culinary talent. Price TBA. 11:30am-1pm. Leis Family Class Act Restaurant at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact.

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MAD MADE D IN MAUI COUNTY FESTIVAL – The third annual Made in Ma u Festival takes place at the MACC. It’s Maui’s largest local Maui pro o products show and will feature more than 140 vendors. There will be e fashion, jewelry, food, products, art, crafts, gifts, collectibles and lo o local entertainment as well as product demonstrations, prizes and fo o trucks. The first 2,000 people in the door will receive a special food M Made in Maui Festival swag bag. $5. 8am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of MACC

SATURDAY, SATU U RD R A AY Y, NOV. 5 MAU YOGA FESTIVAL – The second annual Maui Yoga Festival is just MAUI arou around the corner! The event will take place at the Makawao Union Church.

The event will, feature the classes led by the best yoga instructors on Maui, Ay Ayurvedic workshops, Tibetan chanting, Hawaiian chanting, local DJ’s, live m music and more. There will also be an open market with yoga fashion vend dors, keiki activities and a healthy food court full of yummy organic Maui ffoods. $70, Full Day (9am-7pm) $40 Half Day (Morning 9-2pm or Aftern noon 2-7pm) $50 Childcare (9am-4pm). 9:00am. Makawao Union Church, ( (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Mauiyogafestival.com.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Maui Yoga Festival

EAST MEETS WEST – The East Meets West Festival will be at the Iao Theater. The festival celebrates aspiring musicians and professionals musicians in a cross-cultural setting of music. Major headliners include the Hawaii Jazz All-Stars, DeShannon Higa, Maui Chop Suey Jazz Orchestra, Zenshin Daiko and King Kekaulike High School’s Na Ali‘i Big Band. $25. 6:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com.

Photo courtesy of Karlee Carlucci

SUNDAY, NOV. 6

SATURD RD R DAY AY NOV SATURDAY, NOV. 5 RON WHITE – Ron White will do stand-up at the MACC. He’s a cigar smoking, Scotch drinking comedian who tells stories about growing up in a small town in Texas with some partially raunchy humor. This event is definitely for a mature audience. $45-65.

8pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy of MACC

LA‘A KEA FALL FAMILY FESTIVAL – Head over to the sixth annual La‘a Kea Fall Family Festival. Proceeds for the event will directly go to Maui’s special needs community. This year’s festival will be hosted by Kathy “Tita” Collins and will include live music by Eric Gilliom. The event will feature pie tasting, tractor rides for the keiki, games, a silent auction, organic shave ice and lots of fun for the whole family. Free. 12pm.

La‘a Kea Farm, (639 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8398; Laakea.org.

Photo courtesy of Sarah Menzies

MONDAY, NOV. 7

SUNDAY, NOV. 6 A TRIBUTE TO OUR KUPUNA – Na Hoaloha’s “A Tribute To Our Kapuna” is their biggest fundraising events of the year. It will take place on Norwegian Cruise Line’s Pride of America. All event supporters will enjoy a three-course luncheon, champagne and wine, live music, entertainment and a silent auction. Proceeds will help Maui’s homebound elders. $125. 11:30am. Na Hoaloha, (61 N. Church St., Wailuku); 808-249-2545; Nahoaloha.org.

Photo courtesy of Facebook/Pride of America NCL

GRAFFITI PARTY – There’s a Graffiti Party going down at Down the Hatch in Lahaina. All are invited to be the artist, the canvas or the support group of friends that the artist will need. Down the Hatch will provide all materials (markers and paints)–just show up in white clothes that you don’t mind being turned into art work. Artist Serena Garrets will be on location to offer special graffiti design and tips by donation. There will also be a DJ, specialty drinks and food available all night long. 21+. Free. 9:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com.

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

'Inferno' The only puzzle in this Ron Howard film is why it was made ★★★★★ Rated PG-13/ 121 Min.

T

here are two things that the opening credits of Ron Howard’s Inferno tell us immediately about this third Dan Brown novel adaptation: this is a movie that takes itself very seriously and isn’t going to be any fun at all. We’re introduced to Bertrand Zobrist, a billionaire guru (played by a one-note Ben Foster) who explains to a captivated audience that the world is overpopulated and in need of cleansing. Not long after this charming declaration, Zobrist leaps to his death. Meanwhile, a nurse (Felicity Jones) takes in a wounded Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks), who is suffering from amnesia and a rotation of chaotically filmed hallucinations.

Jones brings so much grit and intrigue to her character that she manages to finally give her co-star a worthy accomplice for Langdon (my apologies to Audrey Tautou and Ayelet Zurer, the former Langdon Girls).

Her performance is the best thing about this unconvincing dud.

Hanks is one of my favorite movie stars and seems as genuine and charming in real

life as he does on screen.Yet, he’s not an actor who can vanish into any role he plays. When he’s the wrong man for the job, the strain shows and it’s in plain view from start to finish of Inferno. Brown’s described Langdon in the opening pages of The Da Vinci Code as “Harrison Ford in tweed.” Ford could have done this movie with one hand tied behind his back. Seeing Hanks wake up in a hospital bed, frantic and ready to take action, is unconvincing. Then again, most of Inferno is either too confusing or reliant on incidents that are hard to swallow.

I tend to give movies like this a break when it comes to being “realistic” but this one kept cornering me into accepting impossibilities even Ethan Hunt couldn’t pull off. If someone can tell me how Langdon achieves that Houdini-like reverse-thievery in the final scene, I’ll buy you a Blu-ray of National Treasure: Book of Secrets, a better version of this movie.

Although the first two Robert Langdon thrillers dealt with religion, this one goes in a different direction. The topic isn’t religious faith but fanaticism and acts of terrorism.

The immediacy of the story should be jolting but it never gels. Langdon’s dreams include

The whole movie is just these two people trying to catch a bus in Italy

campy sights like a snake and a syringe suddenly appearing in someone’s neck.

Hanz Zimmer’s theme to The Da Vinci Code is one of the most gorgeous of modern movie compositions and it’s a pleasure hearing it again over the end credits. Unfortunately, the rest of his score is uninspired and overly frenzied. The same goes for the editing, which hurts the film right out of the starting gate. The quick cuts, shaky camera and CGI-enhanced fuzziness seems to have been implemented to keep Langdon’s ghastly visions blurry and the film’s PG-13 rating intact. The same goes for the action sequences, which are never properly staged or paced.

Once we get to the big climax, it comes across like a random assembly of shots where actors are running down pathways. Although

the whole world is in jeopardy, it feels like very little is at stake.

Inferno is easily the darkest and most violent of the three Langdon films and this poses a problem for Howard. The director of Cocoon and A Beautiful Mind has never been especially good at getting edgy (his The Missing and Ransom were especially strained attempts). He’s far better at delivering nail-biting action sequences and maintaining suspense. Any of the best scenes from Howard’s Backdraft, Rush, Willow or Far And Away outshine every intended action set-piece from this (and every other Langdon movie, for that matter).

I’m sorry, Opie. I typically love your work but these Dan Brown movies just aren’t your thing. ■

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Film

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Trolls-PG- 2D THU 7:45, 3D THU 5:20. FRI-SAT

12:15 1:30 2:30 4:45 5:45 7:00 9:15 10:15, SUN 12:15 1:30 2:30 4:45 5:45 7:00, MON 12:15 1:30 2:30 4:45 5:45 7:00 9:15 10:15, TUE-WED 12:15 1:30 2:30 4:45 5:45 7:00, THU 12:15 1:30 2:30 4:45 5:45 7:00 9:15 10:15. 3D FRI-THU 11:15 3:30 8:00.

Ouija: The Origin of Evil- R- 2D THU 11:00 12:15 1:15 2:30 3:30 4:45 5:45 7:00 8:00. FRI-SAT 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45 10:00, SUN 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45, MON 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45 10:00, TUE-WED 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45, THU 10:45 1:00 3:15 5:30 7:45 10:00.

The Third Party- NR- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, SUN 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00, MON 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, TUE-WED 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00, THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:45.

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children-PG132D THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15. FRI-SAT 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 9:50, SUN 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15, MON 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 9:50, TUE-WED 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15, THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 9:50.

Storks- PG- 2D THU 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:40 7:30.

FRI-SAT 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30 9:35, SUN 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30, MON 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30 9:35, TUE-WED 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30, THU 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30 9:35.

Max Steel-PG13- 2D THU 10:30 12:45 3:00.

10:00, 2D FRI-WED 11:30 12:00 2:20 5:40 7:00, 3D FRI-WED 2:10 5:00 7:40 9:20 10:40.

Inferno-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 12:30 2:20 3:30 4:30 6:30 7:00 9:30 10:20, 2D FRI-WED 12:50 1:20 3:40 4:10 6:40 7:10 9:40 10:10.

Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween- PG132D THU 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:20 9:50, 2D FRIWED 11:40 2:20 4:30 7:30 10:00.

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back- PG13- 2D THU 11:30 12:30 2:10 3:40 5:10 6:30 7:10 9:20, 2D FRI-WED 1:10 4:00 6:50 9:40.

Keeping Up With The Joneses- NR- 2D THU 11:30 2:30 4:50, 2D FRI-WED 2:30 7:50.

The Accountant-R- 2D THU 11:40 2:05 5:00 7:20, 2D FRI-WED 11:40 2:00 4:50 7:40 10:20.

The Girl on the Train- R- 2D THU 11:30 2:00 4:40 9:40, 2D FRI-WED 11:40 5:00 10:30.

Stephanie Miller’s Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour-R2D MON 7:30.

Rush- Time Stands Still- R- 2D THU 7:30.

Ouija: Origin of Evil-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 2:20.

I’m Not Ashamed-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:10.

Kevin Hart: What Now?-R- 2D THU 5:10 10:00.

Deep Water Horizon- PG13- 2D THU 11:40 4:50.

EVENTS

Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children-

3rd Annual

PG13- 2D THU 1:00 3:50 9:30.

The Magnificent Seven- PG13- 2D THU 2:20.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Doctor Strange- PG13- 2D THU 9:45, 3D THU 7:10.

2D FRI-SUN 1:00 7:00, 3D FRI-SUN 4:00 10:00, 2D MON 1:00 7:00, 3D MON 4:00, 2D TUE 1:00 7:00, 3D TUE 4:00 10:00, 2D WED 1:00 7:00, 3D WED 4:00.

Trolls-PG-2D THU 5:00 10:00, 3D THU 7:30. 2D FRI 1:15 7:15, 2D SUN 1:25 7:15, 3D FRI-SUN 3:45 9:45, 2D MON 1:15 7:15, 3D MON 3:45, 2D TUE 1:25 7:15, 3D TUE 3:45 9:45, 2D WED 1:25 7:15, 3D WED 3:45.

Inferno- PG13- 2D THU 1:00 4:00 7:00 10:00.

2D FRI-SUN 1:10 4:10 7:10 10:00, 2D MON 1:10 4:10 7:10, 2D TUE 1:10 4:10 7:10 10:00, 2D WED 1:10 4:10 7:10.

Jack Reacher: Never Go Back- PG13- 2D THU 1:15 4:10.

Ouija: Origin of Evil- PG13- 2D THU 1:30.

Made in Maui County Festival SAT Nov 5 8am-4:30pm $5 @ the Gate

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THU 7:30 10:20, 2D FRI 12:00 12:40 3:40 6:40 9:30, 2D SAT-WED 12:00 1:00 3:40 6:40 9:30, 3D FRI-WED 11:30 2:00 2:50 4:20 4:40 4:50 7:30 8:00 10:00 10:30.

Hacksaw Ridge-R- 2D THU 8:00 10:00, 2D FRIWED 1:20 4:40 7:20 10:20.

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NEW THIS WEEK DOCTOR STRANGE - PG13 - Action/Adventure - In this latest Marvel movie, a neuroscientist (Benedict Cumberbatch) finds himself pulled into a world of mystic arts. 115 min.

HACKSAW RIDGE - R - War/Biography - The story of Desmond T. Doss, a conscientious objector who won the Medal of Honor while serving as an army medic during the battle of Okinawa.

Directed by Mel Gibson! 131 min.

RUSH: TIME STAND STILL - NR - Concert Live Rush concert. 120 min.

STEPHANIE MILLER’S SEXY LIBERAL COMEDY TOUR - NR - Comedian Stephanie Miller does stand-up on Election Night. 120 min.

TROLLS - PG - Animation - Anna Kendrick, Zooey Deschanel and Justin Timberlake voice trolls, in this adventure about a happy troll looking for her troll friends. 92 min.

THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN - R - Mystery/Thriller - A recently divorced woman gets embroiled in a missing persons investigation that changes her life. Stars Emily Blunt and Haley Bennett. 112 min.

STORKS - PG - Animation/Adventure - These days, storks deliver packages, not babies. But when there’s a mix-up and an order for a baby appears, hilarity ensues. 89 min.

INFERNO - PG13 - Action/Crime - The Da Vinci Code’s Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) is back, but this time he has to foil a global plot while suffering from amnesia. Also stars Felicity Jones.

See this week’s film review. 121 min.

THE THIRD PARTY - NR - Comedy/Romance - A young fashion designer wants to win back her surgeon sweetheart, but he only has eyes for another guy… 120 min.

JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK - PG13 Action/Crime - Jack Reacher is back, and needs to fight a massive government conspiracy to clear his name. Okay, mostly he just hits people.

Stars Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders. 118 min.

KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES - PG13 Action/Comedy - A young suburban couple (Isla Fisher, Zack Galifianakis) discover their neighbors (Gal Gadot, Jon Hamm) are spies. 105 min.

NOW PLAYING

MISS PEREGRINE’S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN - PG13 - Adventure/Fantasy - Jacob (Asa Butterfield) finds himself in a mysterious world populated by mysterious people with mysterious powers. Of course it’s directed by Tim Burton. 127 min.

THE ACCOUNTANT - R - Action/Crime - Ben Affleck stars as an accountant who kills people, or maybe he’s a killer who does accounting. Anyway, it all stars Anna Kendrick and that guy who played Juno’s dad. 128 min.

OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL - PG13 - Horror - A widowed mother and her two daughters run a nice little seance scam, but then one day actual evil shows up (and no, I don’t mean the Better Business Bureau). 99 min.

TYLER PERRY’S BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN - PG13 - Comedy/Horror - Madea (Tyler Perry) has to fight untold supernatural monsters while trying to keep her eyes on some unruly teens. 103 min.

LAST CHANCE DEEPWATER HORIZON - PG13 - Action/ Drama - Kurt Russell and Marky Mark star in this dramatization of the deadly 2010 oil rig disaster of the same name. 107 min.

I’M NOT ASHAMED - PG13 - Biography/Drama The story of Rachel Joy Scott, the first victim of the 1999 Columbine High School shooting. 112 min.

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER FRI | 11/04 INSIDE OUT UNIVERSE PRESENTS

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KEVIN HART: WHAT NOW? - R - Comedy Comedian Kevin Hart does stand-up in front of 50,000 people in Philadelphia. 96 min.

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

MAX STEEL - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - A teen named Max and an alien named Steel joined forces to become a superhero who fights some sort of alien menace. 92 min.

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

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Calendar

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Nov 4. Groove with live bands and take part in wonderfully raucous street festivities with friends and family. Have a great time while helping support the local community and businesses. The night will feature live entertainment, food vendors, artisans, jewelry, fashion and a beer garden. 6pm. Wailuku First Friday, (Market Street, Wailuku); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com MUSICAL VARIETY SHOW - Fri. Nov 4. The variety show will feature Blacksand, B.A.D.S., Broken Everlys, Jahsun and DJ Joralie. $10. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com BATTLE OF THE BANDS - Sat. Nov 5. Studio Twenty Three (AKA Da Bunker) presents Battle of the Bands. Winner of the battle will enter a final battle on Nov. 26. Competition has celebrity judges, each band gets 20 minutes to perform and the winners get recording time in the studio and cash prizes. $5. 9pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com HONORING TRADITION - Sun. Nov 6. Kumu Hula Kamaka Kukona and Halau o Ka Hanu Lehua ring in the holiday season with a benefit concert ho‘ike.

Proceeds will be used towards the halau’s participation in the 2017 Merrie Monarch Hula Festival and Queen Lili‘uokalani Keiki Hula Festival. It’s a special celebratory night of chant, music and hula featuring Keauhou and other special guests. $31. 4pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “closeup” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island culture and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘BURN’N LOVE’ - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Nov 5. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com DARREN LEE AND THE BURNING LOVE BAND Sat. Nov 5. Enjoy a great dinner show and a rockin’ selection of all-time hits and some Burn’n Love favorites. $35-45. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com ‘AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN’ - Sun. Nov 6.

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Actor and theater director Rick Scheideman will perform his one-man show at the Pioneer Inn Courtyard.

Enjoy a pre-show dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm.

Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show.

Reservations are recommended. $22. 6pm. Pioneer Inn Maui, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 303-507-0987; Rickscheideman.com NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Nov 9. Bring your family to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki and their miniature horses Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical production with horses that tell the story of the Hawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opportunity to take pictures and brush our minis. There will be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments. They will end the evening with a raffle for the Keiki. Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW MAUI, THE BEATLES TRIBUTE - Wed. Nov 9. Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s most-loved lads, The Beatles, for over 20 years. They continue to perfect their performance with sound-alike vocals and the original instruments to pay tribute to the songs that defined a generation. Tickets start at $59.99 for adults and $29.99 for children (age 5 through 11).

Ten percent discount for Kama‘aina with Hawaii ID. 6:30pm. Fourever Fab Show at Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-365-7535; Foureverfabshow.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW Wed. Nov 9. Enjoy Hawaii’s Renaissance man, Grammywinner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert with Master of Hawaii’s Music at the resorts Aloha Pavilion.

Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package also available for Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Slack Key Show at Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE MASTER FOOD PRESERVERS - Thu. Oct 20 - Thu. Nov 10. Maui Certificate Training Program is a “hands on” program designed to explore value-added food preservation to support career success in the food manufacturing industry. Instructed by Hawaii Tropical Fruit Growers Association’s Ken Love this class is on Thursdays and Fridays, space is limited call or go online now to register. 8am. Maui Food Innovation Center at UH Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3690; Maui.hawaii.edu/foodinnovation HALI‘IMAILE KAMA‘AINA SUMMER SPECIAL - Mon. Oct 24 - Sun. Nov 20. Monday-Friday Kama‘aina who buy one dessert will get one free with purchase of lunch entree from 11am-2:30pm. Also receive 20 percent off dinner entrees every day from 5:30-9pm with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid with any other discounts or promotions (valid through Nov. 20).

11am. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com KING’S COTTAGE TASTING ROOM - Thu. Nov 3.

Built for King Kalakaua in 1856, the King’s Cottage is where you can taste complimentary MauiWine varieties. They also offer free historical and cellar tours.

10am. MauiWine at Ulupalakua, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com KINGS VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR - Thu. Nov 3. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers and for those who want to learn more about grape production on Maui. The tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 3:30pm.

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Service Industry Night w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ LaRage & Guests, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

MON-Movies, Games & Music w/DJ Firefly 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/muisc 10pm, WED-Wine Down Wednesdays w/DJ Firefly,10pm

Mana’o Radio Upcountry Sunday w/ Soul Kitchen, $7 donation/ 3pm

WED- Famous Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, (no cover charge for Aloha Classic windsurfers) 10pm $10

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover

Inside Out Universe w/ Blacksand, B.A.D.S, Broken Everlys and more $10/10pm

Studio Twenty Three Battle of the Bands, 9:30pm $5

Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar! 7am NFL Sunday Ticket

MON- Live Band & Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Brian & Meryl 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON-TBA, TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9pm; no cover

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Fish Tank, 9pm

NFL & Gina Martinelli Band, 7pm

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1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ Jamo 10pm

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Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Late Night Happy Hour w/ DJ Gary, 9pm-12am

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Rampage, 9pm

Dat Guyz 9pm

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COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB

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bouche from the Chef. $50. 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant at The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree UNPLUGGED BY THE SEA - Thu. Nov 3. Enjoy an evening of incredible harbor views, a three-course pre-fixe meal crafted by Seascape’s Head Chef Henry Tariga, and a live acoustic performance by Hawaii’s top artists. General admission for the dinner and concert is $75 or $35 for the concert only (begins at 7pm). Discounts are available for kama‘aina, U.S. military and aquarium members. Seating is limited, reservations are available exclusively online.

5:30pm. Seascape Ma‘alaea Restaurant, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-427-1245; Mauioceancenter.com/dine ALOHA FRIDAY SUNSET GRILL NIGHT - Fri. Nov 4. Grill Night is a casual and fun way to celebrate Aloha Friday on the scenic point overlooking Kapalua Bay while enjoying the picture-perfect sunsets over Molokai with live entertainment. A variety of BBQ selections will be featured each week with such favorites as Huli Huli Chicken and Kalbi Ribs as well as specialty cocktails and drinks. The regular pool bar menu will also be available. 5pm. Hana Hou Bar at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapaluabay/dining/hana-hou-bar CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Nov 6. Featuring an enhanced a la carte menu created by Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Enjoy a “Buildyour-own Bloody Mary Bar” with an assortment of liquor, mixers and all the trimmings to make a most decadent libation. 7am. Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Nov 6. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Nov 6. Join us for an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites for a wonderful pre-dinner experience for wine enthusiasts. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill at Westin Ka‘anapali Resort, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673254; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pulehu KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Nov 6. En-

joy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm.

Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com HALI‘IMAILE PRIME RIB SUNDAY - Sun. Nov 6.

Enjoy a three-course succulent, fresh-roasted prime rib of beef dinner for $38, also available a la carte. Not valid with any other discount or promotion. (valid through Dec. 18). 5:30pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Nov 9. The luau dinner show Huaka‘i–Journey through Polynesia includes traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and a fantastic buffet. There will be beautiful hula performances and the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm. Ka’anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE MALAMA WAO AKUA, A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Fri. Sep 9 - Thu. Nov 10. Hui No‘eau Visual Art Center in collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership brings you a juried art exhibition celebrating the native species of Maui Nui. All Maui artists of all ages are invited to explore the watershed and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the value of native species. 4pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com REACHING OUT, OPENING RECEPTION WITH THE ARTISTS - Sat. Oct 15 - Wed. Nov 30. A select group of artists were invited to create and explore the endless possibilities that may arise from a collaboration with someone in the community. Through Nov. 30. 5pm.

Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com AMY JUSTEN - Thu. Nov 3. Local artist Amy Justen will paint in the Old Lahaina Courthouse. 10am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Thu. Nov 3. Lee Olulani Plevney’s artistic practices engages the Hawaiian Islands and its landscapes, animals and people as

she explores her heritage through clay. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ROBIN CAMERON - Sat. Nov 5. Robin Cameron paints with a varied palette. Her emphasis is on the rich hues and textures of nature and its subtle varieties and patterns of light and shadow. 10am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Nov 8. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm.

Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-9898; Mauihands.com

POLITICS POST-ELECTION RECOVERY NIGHT - Wed. Nov 9. Tired of talking politics? The Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce has the answer. Caterer Ho‘aplili Ane will offer up a “Make Your Own Taco Salad Bar” for an evening of networking, jokes and talk story about anything but the election. $15-25. 5:30pm.

Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 855-364-6622; Mauitropicalplantation.com

TICKETS ON SALE AN EVENING WITH THE MODERN MAORI QUARTET - Thu. Nov 10. The suave crooners from the awardwinning Modern Maori Quartet invite you to enjoy a fresh take on the classic Maori showbands of yesteryear. With sublime harmonies and universal humour, NZ Drama School graduates James Tito, Maaka Pohatu, Matariki Whatarau and Francis Kora mix old school charm with modern quirk, spiced with Maori culture for an unforgettable evening of waiata (song), stories, and fun. $30.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org HULA O‘NA KEIKI HULA COMPETITION - Fri. Nov 11 - Sun. Nov 13. Hula O Na Keiki is a solo hula competition for children ages 5-17. Now in its 26th year, the competition continues to educate participants and attendees alike in Hawaiian traditions. The weekend festivities include arts and crafts from all islands, cultural and hula workshops, and Hawaiian

TUE- Evan Shulman 7-10pm

entertainment. On Sunday, the event will close with a special Champagne Brunch at the Tiki Terrace. 4pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kbhmaui.com STRENGTH IN UNITY GALA - Fri. Nov 11. St. Anthony High School is now accepting reservations for their annual “Strength in Unity Gala.”

Funds raised will go toward student tuition assistance. During the Gala, guests will enjoy Silent and Live Auctions, student artwork, a special performance by the St. Anthony Golden Royals Jazz Orchestra, music by Nevah Too Late and door prizes. St. Anthony School alumni awards and the annual Guardian Angel recognition for a community supporter will also be presented during the dinner. 5pm. St. Anthony Gala at Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-244-4190; Sasmaui.org SKYLINE ECO-ADVENTURES ZIP 4 THE TREES 2016 - Sat. Nov 12. Zip 4 The Trees is Skyline’s premier annual event brings the Maui community and visitors together to do good and have fun by helping to preserve and protect Maui’s fragile ecosystem by planting native Hawaiian trees. Enjoy a fun day of zip-lining, music by Paula Fuga, food trucks, pony rides and face-painting. All proceeds will go to Maui children’s charities. $50. 8am. Skyline Haleakala Maui Zipline Course, (16727 Haleakala Hwy.); 808-518-4002; Zipline.com/haleakala CHEF’S TABLE MOROCCAN INFLUENCE TASTING MENU EXPERIENCE - Fri. Nov 18. If you’re looking for a class act dining experience head to UH Maui College’s student-run restaurant. Taste small portions of everything on the menu plus special chef’s surprises. Regular seating is $35-45 and Chef’s Table is $75, due to a limited availability reservations are required. 11:30am. Leis Family Class Act Restaurant, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact I MOVING LAB MOVEMENT LAB - Fri. Nov 18. A movement lab will be held exploring the relationship of Turtle Island and Pacific traditional and contemporary movement systems. For ages 15 and over only. Space is limited. To make a reservation email: Kahulu@mauiarts. org. Free. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Rick Glencross, 7-10pm (acoustic guitar)

Mike Madden, 7-10pm (acoustic 70s-90s)

Fulton & Paul, 7-10pm (jazz)

John Bowser, 7-10pm (guitar)

MON- Soundlab (classic rock) 7-10pm, TUE- Nino Tascano (guitar) 7-10pm, WED- Paul & Fulton (jazz) 7-10pm

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

DJ Blast Ladies Night

Satterday Saints

Brandt Quick, 8pm

MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Tori Dixon Band, 8-10pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sal Godinez, 5-8pm

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5:30pm

TUE- Tantalizing Tues w/Gina Martinelli & Friends 5-8pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Far West, 6-9pm

Na’o Ah Puck, 6-9pm

Daisha Dee & Cody, 6-9pm

NFL 7am-closing

MON-Nestor & Kale 7-10pm, WED- Open Mic/Karaoke 9pm-close

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

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David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Pat Simmons Jr., 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Darren Lee & Burn’n Love Band, 7-8pm

Murray Thorne, 7-9:30pm

Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)

Salsa Night & Hot Fridays w/ DJ Mike

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

PARADISE GRILL

2291 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina - 662-3700

HUI NO‘EAU WAILEA FOOD AND WINE CELEBRATION - Fri. Nov 18. Maui’s top chefs and the Hui No‘eau team up to create the finest in taste, food, wine and art. Join the celebration for an evening of excellent cuisine and fine wines by nationally acclaimed vintners with a live auction. 5:30pm. Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 866-970-4167; Hotelwailea.com NAHKO AND MEDICINE FOR THE PEOPLE - Fri. Nov 18. Nahko, an Oregon native born a mix of Puerto Rican, Native American and Filipino bloodlines, considers himself a citizen in service to the planet. He describes his music as a mix of hip hop and folk rock with a world message. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org WOODEN CRATE CABARET - Sat. Nov 19. Enjoy an evening of music and food. Gaia Golden Brown will be the opening act, followed by Paula Fuga.

Wooden Crate Chef, Ben Diamond, will serve a three course organic garden to table meal. BYOB. $100.

6pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3 LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Nov 3. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the Center as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday. All approved organizations must provide a Certificate of Insurance, have all required permits, and adhere to the QKC guidelines. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4 PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Nov 4. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com MAPA’S PERFORMANCE GROUPS AND HIP HOP CREWS - Fri. Nov 4. Watch Maui Academy of Performing Arts perform on the mall’s center stage. Free. 6:30pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5 ST. RITA’S CHURCH FALL SALE - Sat. Nov 5. This annual event features a huge rummage sale, fresh produce, plants, scrumptious baked goods, jams, jellies and pickled items. There will be a silent auction

with a wide array of items up for bid include jewelry, restaurant gift certificates, massages, haircuts, power tools, artwork and more. Portuguese bean soup and beef teriyaki plates will be available for purchase. 7am.

St. Rita’s Church, (655 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2601.

HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALI‘IOLEKAI - Sun. Nov 6. Enjoy a traditional Hawaiian hula performance of Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA - Sat. Nov 5. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group of kama‘aina concerned about the decline of our marine resources. They believe that by involving people of like minds and like hearts and working together, the reefs can heal and find balance. Free. 8am.

Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma

WATER IS LIFE GATHERING FOR STANDING ROCK - Sun. Nov 6. Here’s a gathering to show support for Standing Rock. They will offer a smudge when you join the circle of water protectors. Please bring a bottle or container of water. They will collect donations to send Jennifer Hans to Standing Rock to document the stories of those at the reservation in North Dakota. They will meet at the beach across the street from the new ABC Store on South Kihei Road. Free. 12pm., (2350 S. Khei Rd.); 808-382-6557; Gofundme.com/standing-rock-trip-jennifer-hans

STORYTIME WITH UNCLE WAYNE - Sat. Nov 5.

Keiki are invited to a special storytime with early education specialist Uncle Wayne Watkins, who will share stories, rhythms and rhymes. Perfect for ages five and under. Free. 10:30am. Kahului Public Library, (90 School St., Kahului); 808-873-3097; Librarieshawaii.org WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Nov 5. Live drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Nov 5. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ‘THE HAWAIIAN QUILT’ BOOK SIGNING - Sat. Nov 5.

In The Hawaiian Quilt, 20-year-old Amish waitress Mandy Frey and her three girlfriends travel from Middlebury, Indiana by train to California and onward by cruise ship to the various Hawaiian Islands. Meet and get your book signed by authors Wanda and Jean. 2pm. Barnes and Noble, (325 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-662-1300; Barnesandnoble.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Nov 5. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Nov 5. Here’s an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 6 FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Nov 6. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free.

9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7 HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon. Nov 7. Mon and Wed. The historical botanical tour showcases the horticultural artistry of Haiku Mill. The tour take guests around Haiku Mill’s property, where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. Group and kama‘aina rates available. $18. 2pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Nov 7. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua. Singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org QKC D*NC* TEEN DANCE - Mon. Nov 7. Join DJ Koindrop for teen music, teen talent performances and prizes. 6pm.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8 DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS Tue. Nov 8. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for Survivors, Teens, and Children every Tuesday. Registration is required. 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; Childandfamilyservices.org SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Nov 8. Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and music theory in a fun and safe space. $15. 6:45pm. Louise Lambert, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Nov 9. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an aver-

MON-WED TBA MON-Open Mic10pm-close, TUE- Mellow Sounds w/DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

age 15-mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. free. 6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Nov 9. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, ( 900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com COMMUNITY DIABETES DAY - Wed. Nov 9.

November is Diabetes Awareness Month. Maui Memorial Medical Center will hold a Community Diabetes Day in the Courtyard and Auditorium.

Enjoy healthy snacks, meet various organizations that provide services to people with diabetes and hear expert speakers talk about how you can manage your diabetes. Free. 4pm. Maui Memorial Medical Center, (221 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-442-5773; Mauimemorialmedical.org

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Sign Language SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Of all the signs, young Scorpios have the hardest time bouncing back from humiliation. Everyone experiences some mortifyingly embarrassing situation at some point in their lifetime, but you Scorps, who do tend to take yourselves a bit too seriously sometimes, require a much longer recovery period than most. This probably seems very much like a weakness, but like all frailties, it can also be a strength. How does this hidden asset make itself manifest? Compassion. When comforting the fallen and disturbed this week, remember the times when you were more or less where they are now. Then you’ll know exactly what to do.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

I’ve met Taurens who love camping. In fact, communing with nature is right up your alley–only many of you don’t know it yet. It’s definitely, for you Bulls at least, an acquired taste. You may think of yourself as a totally urban creature, but that’s because you haven’t properly discovered the sensual beauty and serenity only available to you far away from the dirty hubbub of humanity. You need to connect with your animal nature, and the sooner the better. Find a way to cope with the inconveniences outside of your old comfort zone, and you may just discover a newer, bigger, better one.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You teenage rebel. Part of you will never outgrow that spirited need for absolute independence, no matter how old you get. Avoid anyone who demands that you suppress it. Calls to “grow up” and “settle down” shouldn’t be simply ignored, but utterly repudiated. You’ll settle down naturally when it’s the right time–chances are a decade or two after most people get to this stuff. Find someone who doesn’t want you to fit into some mold, because that’s something you’re simply not capable of (despite occasional temporary delusions to the contrary). Better yet, find someone who’ll rebel with you. Then there’ll be no end to your adventures.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

You sure know how to haggle. Anyone who pays the asking price for their car, house, or even a cheap shirt at a flea market is, in your opinion, just a fool. Finessing the price downward is part of the game; the problem is you can sometimes get carried away and start wrangling and quibbling in situations where it’s not appropriate; consequently the “price” (whatever it is) goes up, rather than down. Be careful where you bargain-hunt this week, as the opportunities to get a real deal are actually few and far between, surrounded by mostly inflexible situations where you’ll get only what you “pay” for. Trying to negotiate anyway will only get you kicked out of the shop, and the game.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

It’s no fun to feel like you’re annoying and unpleasant to be around. To your credit, you’ve really taken some people’s reactions to heart and wondered if you’re that awful. But never fear; although you’re not perfect, of course, the problem here is that the person you’re taking your cues from is simply too sensitive. While I wouldn’t prescribe taking your leave of them entirely, a break might be in order. Your confidence took a beating over the holidays. Don’t tax it too much by forcing yourself to endure heaps of criticism. Give it a holiday by mixing it up with people who enjoy you through and through.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You can’t keep from getting hurt. This is a lesson most Fish learn early on. Unfortunately, many of you adopt prophylactic coping strategies–dulling the pain before it even occurs–with food, drugs, alcohol, religion, avoidance, or a myriad other bad habits. These are okay as temporary measures, but not too healthy, ultimately. Luckily, this week you can practice forgoing your crutches altogether, because you’ve got easy comfort on hand–the adult equivalent of Mommy kissing it and making it all better–so there’s no reason to fear or try to avoid pain. Relief is right at hand.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Hook up with your fellow fire signs (other Aries, Leos, and Sagittarians) this week. You need the recharge– and so do they. It’s exhausting to constantly endure the dampening influence of water signs. Take a break from hypersensitive Piscean buddies, or picky Cancer companions. It’s not their fault,but they just don’t revel in you and your wild ways, not like those ever-enthusiastic Leos do. Luckily, though they’re low on unhinged zeal, they’ve got tons of something else: patience. In other words, go do what you’ve got to do. They’ll wait.

I almost burned my kitchen down this morning, simply because I’ve been too lazy to buy a new toaster.

You’ve put yourself in a similarly precarious situation.

The slightest of precautions on your part could avert a world of trouble, but you’ve managed to skip that step for ages now. A new toaster could keep my possessions from turning into ash. A comparable preventative measure on your part, one just as easy as shelling out 10 bucks for a counter appliance, could save your ass, too. You know exactly what simple safeguard I’m talking about. This week, take care of it.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

November’s likely to be a very surreal ride for you Cancers. You couldn’t call it especially bad or good.

In fact, I’d be surprised if you could categorize it at all. But “normal” is likely to take on a whole new meaning, and expecting anything would be a mistake. This is surely a test of some of the newfound flexibility and adaptability you acquired this year.

You’ve already passed some simple hurdles: making lemonade out of lemons, though, was easy. What’ll you do when life hands you children in need, or burning houses, or starving cats?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

How much longer will you make excuses, Leo? Shit like, “I can’t write my novel until I get the right computer,” and “I’m just waiting until after this busy period at work to fix my relationship,” won’t cut it anymore, at least not with those of us who give a shit and have brains. You deserve better. Your ego requires it. You can’t be the fabulous star you want to be just because you’re charming and well-dressed, at least not this week. You’ve got to actually do something.

It’s time to put aside all the things you tell yourself are reasons not to get shit done, and just get shit done.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Standing in the path of a speeding train goes against all your best instincts and logic. But what if you knew that that train was about to derail? What if you also suspected that you might have the power to stop it, instead of simply being crushed and killed? You’d consider taking that risk then. In fact, I’d have a hard time believing that you wouldn’t give it a go, even if it meant potential death. Luckily, the kinds of sacrifices likely to be demanded of you this week won’t be so dramatic and final. But neither will they be easy. However, as you consider them, remember my runaway train scenario and this question: what’s what you may have to give up, when weighed against all that you might save?

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Can’t make up your mind? Are you bewildered by a lack of direction, or even clear signs about what options are on offer? There’s only one escape from that limbo: Avoid mediocrity like the plague. It’s time to hazard your precious, precarious balance. Instead of adding feathers to either end of the scale, thus never risking your now slightly stagnant equilibrium, try adding ten-ton weights to each side. Stop making excuses and try it, already. Not only will you and your life become vastly more interesting, but you’ll know, quite quickly and clearly, which way you want to head and what you want to do when you get there.

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