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Americans in Federal tourism activities, public records and publications, including Native American tourism information available on Web sites.”

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NOTE: The U.S. House of Representatives recently passed the Native American Tourism and Improving Visitor Experience (NATIVE) Act. It currently awaits President Barack Obama’s signature. U.S. Senator Brian Schatz (the bill’s sponsor) says the bill will “enhance and integrate native tourism, empower native communities, and expand unique cultural tourism opportunities in the United States.” I asked Sydney Lehua Iaukea, who holds a doctorate in political science and is the author of the 2014 book Kekaa: The Making and Saving of North Beach West Maui, for her insight on the bill. She ended up writing the essay below, which highlights the enormous complexity that surrounds the mixing of Native Hawaiian culture with commercial tourism.

-Anthony Pignataro, Editor At a time when we are diving into primary documents from the Hawaiian Kingdom, testifying “no” to Federal Recognition at the statewide U.S. Department of the Interior meetings that were held in 2015, and learning our history as a sovereign state and that sovereignty was never extinguished, the Native American Tourism and Improving Visitor Experience Act looks to confuse and muddy these issues at best. At worst, it is yet another tool to align with a nation-withina-nation Federal Recognition attempt that recently failed with Na‘i Aupuni. It’s interesting that the last section pleads neutrality in that this seemingly innocent tourism bill will not act as an “alteration of the legal relationship” with Hawaiians: “SEC. 6. Effect.

“Nothing in this Act alters, or demonstrates congressional support for the altera-

tion of, the legal relationship between the United States and any American Indian, Alaska Native, or Native Hawaiian individual, group, organization, or entity.”

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Where do Hawaiians show up in this bill? Native Hawaiians are not included in the description of the bill, with its intention “To enhance and integrate Native American tourism, empower Native American Communities, increase coordination and collaboration between Federal tourism assets, and expand heritage and cultural tourism opportunities in the United States.” Native Hawaiians are not mentioned until #5 and #6 in the Purpose of the bill, and these statements are disturbing. Specifically disturbing is #5:

“(C) to create a better user experience for domestic travelers and international visitors;

“(5) to encourage Indian tribes, tribal organizations, and Native Hawaiian organizations to engage more fully in Native American tourism activities to increase visitation to rural and remote areas in the United States that are too difficult to access or are unknown to domestic travelers and international tourists;” This would encourage every rural place “too difficult to access” free and open access. Every place and all parts of culture open to the possible destruction of mass consumerism. In essence, no place is sacred or worth protecting, every place is open for intrusion.

Hawaiians are not mentioned in the following sections: “(1) IN GENERAL.—The plans shall outline policy proposals— “(A) to improve travel and tourism data

“(B) to increase the integration, alignment, and utility of public records, publications, and Web sites maintained by Federal agencies;

“(D) to align Federal agency Web sites and publications; “(E) to support national tourism goals; “(F) to identify agency programs that could be used to support tourism capacity building and help sustain tourism infrastructure in Native American communities; “(G) to develop innovative visitor portals for parks, landmarks, heritage and cultural sites, and assets that showcase and respect the diversity of the indigenous peoples of the United States; “(H) to share local Native American heritage through the development of bilingual interpretive and directional signage that could include or incorporate English and the local Native American language or languages; and “(I) to improve access to transportation programs related to Native American community capacity building for tourism and trade, including transportation planning for programs related to visitor enhancement and safety. “(2) CONSULTATION WITH INDIAN TRIBES AND NATIVE AMERICANS.—In developing the plan under paragraph (1), the head of each agency shall consult with Indian tribes and the Native American community to identify appropriate levels of inclusion of the Indian tribes and Native

Finally, there are the issues of nativeness and tourism. Interesting that it is titled “SEC. 5. Native American tourism and branding enhancement.” Native Hawaiians fall under this section of Native American tourism–the crazy agenda to rewrite actual history. And also, we are not a brand and cannot be branded (although it does say the cultures should fit within the national brand of the U.S.)! This section is almost too Disney-like to comment on.

By the way, I write about “heritage tourism” (from the purpose of the bill) in my chapter coming out this December, as part of a collaborative book, that looks at the history of Lahaina. Heritage tourism is the new catchphrase, that has actually been around for years, whereby selling “historical” cultural aspects alongside larger narratives of U.S. imperialism attempts to hide that it is still consumption of culture. The chapter about Lahaina looks at how the tourism discourse from Ka‘anapali created the “historic” town of Lahaina, but really they had to make up much of the discourse because those buildings were mostly plantation and not whaling buildings. But “heritage tourism” feels good that some history is shared–whose history is subjective.

Native for Hawaiians has two political understandings. One is Native Tenant from the Hawaiian Kingdom. The other is native Hawaiian under the Hawaiian Homes Commission Act of 1921. This Act designated nativeness and introduced blood quantum into a Hawaiian national consciousness, so that only those with more than 50 percent aboriginal blood could qualify for homestead opportunities. The U.S. government had previously practiced blood quantum designations on Native Americans and promoted the same colonial discourse in Hawaii. Kehaulani Kauanui calls this a “welfare discourse” that sets up a dependent financial and emotional relationship with the colonial power.

The U.S. Apology Bill of 1993 continued this discourse by noting that the U.S. will seek to make reparations to the native Hawaiians. The subsequent Akaka Bill and the Na‘i Aupuni push for this nation-within-anation entity further ignores the political facts and reinforces ideas of nativeness–or the museum version of culture, where “authenticity” must be produced and proven.

These images fit nicely with the convenient narratives of mass tourism that paint natives as less than, lacking and always in need of civilization–such a one-dimensional view of any culture does not fully represent the uniqueness and knowing of any people. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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joke around asking me to teach him how to render a proper salute and how to march in a formation because he never got to learn those through Basic Training.”

I can’t think of a better anecdote that illustrates Takai’s chill spirit and confidence.

HAWAII GETS SPARE CHANGE FROM FED FOR ENDANGERED SPECIES Hawaii got a few bucks from Uncle Sam last week to help protect threatened and endangered species, U.S. Senator Brian Schatz announced on Sept. 15. According to Schatz, the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service has agreed to spend an additional $3.8 million on four endangered species programs. Now we know that in Washington, $3.8 million is couch change–a B-2 bomber burned up at least that much in fuel when it flew a single 25-hour mission from Missouri to Libya and back–but hey, I suppose it’s the thought that counts.

Anyway, Maui County’s share of the pie is two-fold. First, it would be a part of the statewide $395,000 Hawaiian Hoary Bat Habitat Conservation Plan (HCP) for Biomass and PHOTO BY FRANK BONACCORSO / USGS / WIKIMEDIA

So on the morning of Sept. 16, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump scammed the media yet again, with a sham press conference that was actually a big PR stunt for one of his new hotels (outraged at being played, pool photographers reportedly destroyed footage they took of the hotel). But squeezed in between his shameless hucksterism, Trump finally, belatedly, backed off the birther nonsense surrounding President Barack Obama that Trump has been pushing for years.

Here’s the Washington Post’s take on the morning’s events: “Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump on Friday acknowledged for the first time that President Obama was born in the United States, ending his long history of stoking unfounded doubts about the nation’s first African American president but also seeking to falsely blame Democratic rival Hillary Clinton for starting the rumors,” the Post reported. “‘Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy. I finished it. I finished it, you know what I mean,’ Trump said at his newly opened luxury hotel in Washington on Friday morning. ‘President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period.’”

As the Post noted, “This is not the first time that Trump has accused Clinton of first raising questions about Obama’s birthplace.” This accusation is a straight-up lie–one that “has been repeatedly disproved by fact-checkers who found no evidence that Clinton or her campaign questioned Obama’s birth certificate or his citizenship,” according to the Post.

Sigh.You know what I want to see? A news story about a time when Trump told the truth about something. Seriously though, of course Trump lied about his racist birtherism and tried to pin the whole sordid BS on Hillary Clinton. What else would he do? Apologize?

Take responsibility for his actions that legitimized a ridiculous conspiracy theory that was never anything other than fuel for white supremacists who wanted to tear down the nation’s first African-American president?

Hilarious.

For those of us in Hawaii, we must never

forget that Trump pushed his birtherism to savage levels when he cynically, brutally manipulated the tragic death of state Health Department Director Loretta Fuddy in a December 2013 plane crash off Molokai to serve his racist, birther ends. To wit, on Dec. 12, 2013, Trump tweeted “How amazing, the State Health Director who verified copies of Obama’s ‘birth certificate’ died in plane crash today. All others lived.”

In fact, Fuddy’s cause of death was an irregular heart beat, the Associated Press reported not long after the accident. But that’s irrelevant to Trump, then or now. Fuddy was no more a real person with real grieving family members to Trump than any of the rest of us. Nothing is real to Trump except his own brand–and drowning that brand in racist white supremacy is perfectly fine with Donald J. Trump.

every single day to say hello and goodbye, but in saying that word, we’re actually conveying a much deeper meaning,” Gabbard said in her speech. “In the deepest and truest sense of the word, aloha means I come to you with an open heart and offer you my deepest respect, love and care… This open heart–this spirit of aloha–is what I think of when I think of my colleague, my fellow soldier, and my friend, Mark Takai, because he carried this aloha spirit with him wherever he went. He shared it with everyone that he came into contact with.”

But according to her remarks that morning, Gabbard also shared a funny story I had never heard before about Takai’s military career, which actually dovetailed with Gabbard’s some years ago (when he died, Takai was a lieutenant colonel in the Hawaii Army National Guard; Gabbard is currently a major in the same branch). ““Because Mark had a Master’s degree in Public Health, he came into the National Guard as a direct commissioned officer,” Gabbard said in her speech. “What this meant in practical terms was that he didn’t have to go through Basic Combat Training or Officer

REP. TULSI GABBARD REMEMBERS REP. MARK TAKAI It goes without saying that the death of 49-year-old U.S. Congressional Representative Mark Takai, D–Hawaii, on July 20 due to pancreatic cancer was very sad. Takai was a solid legislator and a great person.

On the morning of Sept. 15, the U.S. House of Representatives held a Special Order of speeches for Takai (many members, according to a news release from Rep. Tulsi Gabbard’s office sent out that day, also wore aloha wear).

“In Hawaii, the word aloha holds a very special place in our hearts. It’s a word we use

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Timber Harvest in the Hawaiian Islands. This will, according to a news release from Schatz’s office, “develop an HCP to conserve the Hawaiian hoary bat (HHB) during biomass and timber harvest activities in the Hawaiian Islands.”

Second, the Kalua‘aha Ranch Conservation Easement on Molokai would get $500,000 to “permanently protect 969 acres to support the recovery of numerous endangered species, as well as minimize sedimentation of the nearshore ecosystem and the nation’s largest fringing coral reef,” according to the news release.

Schatz’s office says that “Surveys of the property have documented three highly endangered native plant species–one of them having fewer than 50 extant individuals” and that the Kalua‘aha Valley is also home to endangered birds like the Newell’s shearwater and the Nene goose. ■

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Candidate School (OCS). When I came back to Hawaii from my Basic Training in South Carolina, I was assigned to a Medical Command, the same unit as Mark. He was a First Lieutenant and I was a Private First Class.

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NISEI VETERANS MEMORIAL CENTER ANNOUNCES ANNUAL HERO AWARDS The Nisei Veterans Memorial Center (NVMC) is launching its annual Hero Awards to honor individuals who reflect the values of the Nisei.

The inaugural Courage and Leadership Hero Award–with a trophy and $1,000 check–will be presented at the NVMC annual dinner on Nov. 4 at the King Kamehameha Golf Club.

“The Nisei Veterans hold a special place in our community’s heart,” said Brian Moto, President of the NVMC.

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Maui’s Eliza Yoshida was among five teachers from Hawaii who were recognized by Rep. Tulsi Gabbard in Washington, D.C. last week for their work in mathematics and science teaching.

The Presidential Award for Excellence in Mathematics and Science Teaching (PAEMST) was presented to outstanding K-12 science and mathematics teachers from across the country. The winners were selected by a panel of distinguished scientists, mathematicians, and educators following an initial selection process at the state level.

The honorees from Hawaii are Yoshida from Pu‘u Kukui Elementary School in Wailuku; Alicia Nakamitsu from Aiea High School; Stan Mesina from August Ahrens Elementary School; Bryan Silver from Kalani High School; and Patricia Urasky from Waimea High School.

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fense Education Activity schools, and the U.S. territories as a group (American Samoa, Guam, Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands and U.S. Virgin Islands).

Each awardee received a citation signed by President Barack Obama, a congressional certificate, a $10,000 award from the National Science Foundation (NSF) and a trip to Washington, D.C. for the award ceremony, which was held Sept. 8.

regarding the type of shoreline; its gen“These brave men [and women] voleral accessibility; a link to the nearest unteered to serve their country even as public shoreline access point; phototheir loyalty was questioned. However, graphs of the shoreline area; map of the they proved their loyalty on the battleparcel; and any public documents that fields of Europe and the Pacific, becomhave been obtained from the County of ing the most highly decorated unit in Maui or other sources. the U.S. Army for its size. We want to The addition of content to the database honor the ‘everyday’ hero and perpetuis ongoing and members of the public– ate the values of the Nisei Veterans–the with information or documents that they catalysts for this award.” wish to have included and share–can subApplications for the inaugural Hero mit their documents to the Community Awards are now being accepted. ApFund by postal mail or e-mail. plications are available online at Nvmc.

The Community Fund has been workorg and are due on Friday, Oct. 14. The ing with the Department of Planning award application is open to all residents in obtaining public records related to of Maui County. Awardees will be notishoreline development over the last fied in October; and they will receive the award at the Nov. 4 Nisei Veterans Memo- two years. Most of documents relate to rial Center Heroes Dinner. The awards are shoreline area development starting in the ahupua‘a of Hanakao‘o and going sponsored by HouseMart and Miyake north. The Community Fund will conConcrete. The award application is open tinue to work with the Department of to all residents of Maui County.

This year’s dinner theme is “Finding the Hero in Yourself.”

NVMC’s mission is to ignite the potential in people by inspiring them to find the hero in themselves through the legacy of the Nisei Veterans.

The Nisei Veterans Memorial Center is a nonprofit organization that aspires to a world where people act selflessly for the greater good. NVMC owns and manages an inter-generational D. Howard Hitchcock’s “Lahaina Beach: West Maui” campus on Go For Broke Place in Kahului that serves as Planning in obtaining documents and a home for Kansha Preschool, Maui will post them to the database as they Adult Day Care Center’s Oceanview are obtained. facility, the Stanley Izumigawa Pavilion and the NVMC Education Center.

“Until the County is able to fund the To learn more, visit Nvmc.org. digitization of their archive of shoreline development approvals, this database will help members of the public WEST MAUI BEACH better understand the commitments ACCESS DATABASE land developers made to the people NOW AVAILABLE of West Maui when they were given Historical public records regarding permission to develop along the shoreshoreline developments and the public’s line,” said Community Fund spokesperright to access are now more easily availson Lance D. Collins. able. The HK West Maui Community The work of the database has already Fund recently announced that the West proved itself useful; last March, docuMaui Beach Access Database is availments obtained for the database were able online at Westmauibeachaccess.org. used by the Department of Planning to The West Maui Beach Access Database resolve concerns raised by West Maui was developed at the request of West resident Randy Draper and others that Maui residents who expressed difficulty Ka‘anapali hotels were not providing in accessing historical public records required beach access parking. ■ regarding particular shoreline developments and the public’s right to access the beach in those areas.

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by Chuck Shepard

News & Views

News Of The Weird OUTSTANDING IN THEIR FIELDS The recently concluded Olympics included a few of the more obscure athletic endeavors (such as dressage for horses and steeplechase for humans), but U.S. colleges compete in even less-heralded “sports,� such as wood chopping, rock climbing, fishing and broomball. University of Alabama, 2015 national football champions, dominates also in the 280-school bass-fishing competition, and New York’s Paul Smith College’s 5,000-student campus raucously cheers its championship log-splitting team (against seven other schools). And Ohio State whipped another football powerhouse, Nebraska, in ice-based broomball.

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COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS In July, Ryan Bundy (a leader of the Malheur federal land occupation protest in Ore-

gon in January), exercising his philosophy as a “sovereign,� wrote his judge that he rejects the federal court’s jurisdiction over him in his upcoming trial, but that he would agree to co-operate–provided the government pays him $1 million cash. Bundy (who signs court documents “i; ryan c., man�) said for that sum, he would act as “defendant�–or, as a bonus, if the judge prefers, as “bailiff,� or even as “judge.� (Bundy’s lawyer, not surprisingly, is Bundy.)

RECURRING THEME People with too much money have been reported over the years to have paid enormous sums for “prestigious� license plates, usually the lowest-numbered. In China, the number 8 is regarded as lucky, and a man identified only as “Liu� obtained Shanghai province’s plate “88888�–for which he paid the equivalent of $149,000. Shanghaiist.com reported in June that “Lucky� Liu was forced into annoying traffic stops by police eight times the first day because officers were certain that the plate was bogus.

IRONIES Greenland’s first “world-class tourist attraction,� opening in 2020, offers visitors a “stunning view� of the rapidly melting ice sheets from the area’s famous, 250,000-year-old Jakobshavn Glacier.

The United Nations-protected site is promoting a “tourist� vista that some call “ground zero for climate change�–and which others hope won’t be completely melted by 2020.

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Third-grade teacher Tracy Rosner filed a lawsuit against the county school board in Miami in July (claiming to be the victim of race and national origin discrimination) after being turned down for a job that required teaching Spanish–because she doesn’t speak Spanish. Rosner said “nonHispanics� like her are a minority among Miami schoolteachers and therefore that affirmative-action-style accommodations should have been made for her.

THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT The Tykables “baby store for adultsâ€? opened in Mt. Prospect, Illinois, recently and so far has outlasted attempts to shut it down (as being, allegedly, inappropriate for the community). Part of the business model is selling adult diapers for medical needs, but a major clientele is adults with a fetish to be treated like helpless babies– with diapers, clothing, accessories and furniture (oversized high chairs, playpens and cribs). Though the owner controls store access and has blocked out window views, critics are still uncomfortable explaining the store to their children. â–

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LAHAINA TOWN CLEAN UP Talking story with founder Matt Lane

By Anthony Pignataro

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att Lane works at the Peter Lik Gallery in Lahaina. But 12 years ago, when he was a server at Hard Rock Cafe just up the street, he organized the first Lahaina Town Clean Up. Saturday, Sept. 24 will see this year’s clean up, which has ballooned from a modest gathering of Lane and his trash bag-wielding friends into a well-funded, extensively sponsored event that enjoys tremendous support across Maui.

“This year’s clean up includes all the beaches, both boat harbors, and streets of Lahaina Town all the way from Puamana to Mala Ramp,” states the official event news release. “This event has taken place

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for 12 years in collaboration with Malama Maui Nui and the Hui O wa‘a Kaulua, making it not only one of the largest, but one of the most successful ongoing town cleanups in Hawaii.”

On Wednesday, Sept. 14, I spoke with Lane by phone about why he started the annual clean-up and where he intends to go from here.

of the neighborhood. Lahaina is a big neighborhood, so it helps to get a lot of people. We have so many people already–250 people already committed. There could be 400 to 500 people there–we’ve had that many before.

Q: A:

I’m just a facilitator–I help everyone get together. Yeah, I’m the founder, but we’re just creating a model for everyone. The Lahaina Yacht Club wanted to clean up Mala; the Rotary Club was doing a clean up. It was perfect

So what is the Lahaina Town Clean Up exact?

It’s a community clean up.

Grassroots. Your friends and family get together to take care

Q: A:

What’s your role in the thing?

timing. Everyone’s already working on their individual efforts. Everyone’s just coming together.

Q: A:

Who else is helping you?

Magen Schifiliti with Trilogy, Sandy Schneider with the Rotary Club Lahaina Sunset, Andrew O’Riordan with Surfrider Foundation, Kristin McFarland with Maui Surf Clinics, Lahaina Harbor Master Miles Lopes, Javier Barberi of Down the Hatch, Christy Kozama of Malama Maui Nui and Keahi Ho of Lahaina Yacht Club.

Q: A:

Why is this clean up necessary?

A lot of waste accumulates, but education is important. Just picking things up makes you think about trash, about how you consume.

You become conscious of how people treat the world as their ashtray. I’d prefer to not be cleaning up. I’d like to just be proactive–put up signs, do stenciling, hold workshops. We just can’t keep cleaning up the beaches. It’s better to do preventative measures.

Q: A:

Have you seen any progress through the years?

Over the last 12 years, the town’s a lot cleaner, for real. One year, we took 10 dump truckloads out of Moku‘ula. We’ve cleared multiple 40-yard dumpsters. It’s been a really good effort.

Stuff that was out there five, 10 years ago isn’t coming back.

The County of Maui’s been good about picking up white goods–washers, dryers, etc.–so there are a lot less of those. And Malama Maui Nui has played a huge part in this. They facilitate all the community organizations doing clean ups, making it very easy for us.

Q: A:

Why did you start this?

I was walking down to the beach to surf with my friends in Lahaina.

They really cared about how we treated the land. We talked about cleaning it, and I said let’s do it. It was their idea, and they all helped.

Q: A:

What was it like that first year?

We learned that having less waste cans around Front Street is actually better than having a lot of cans. People hold onto things, and throw away less if there aren’t a lot of cans around. Also, cigarette butts are our number one trash item.

Q: A:

I was going to ask you what you’ve picked up the most.

Cigarettes. That and bottle caps.

Since the plastic bag ban went into effect, there has been tons less waste. We used to find hundreds of bags, but they’re just not there anymore.

Q: A:

What else have you learned?

That coming together as a community is really powerful. It’s wild to see kids grow up, in college now, and still participating. They’re not going to waste like we do.

Q: A:

How do recent years compare to that first clean up 12 years ago?

The participation–it’s incredible. We already have groups going down there, forming their own clean ups.

There’s also a lot less garbage on the beaches today. It’s easier for us to clean up now so we can do stuff like preventative drain stenciling. Before, we just didn’t have the time.

Q: A:

Stenciling?

Yeah, the county wants us to measure the storm drains. We’re making a map of where all the drains are.

Nobody’s done that in a really long time.

Q:

I also noticed that your volunteers do data collection.

What’s that?

A: Q: A:

It’s part of the International Coastal Cleanup–the ICC. As people pick up trash, they record data on these cards.

Such as?

What are we picking up? How many cigarette butts are we picking up? How many plastic bags are we finding? Are there animals?

Q: A:

Ok, so someone signs up to participate. What should he or she expect?

They should bring a water bottle.

They will come in the morning.

Everyone will be put into groups.

They’ll get gloves, maps and be assigned a route leader. The first objective will be Mala Ramp. Eight to 10 boating companies will help clean it up as well. Rotary will work on the tennis courts across from 505 Front Street. And one group will meet up with Trilogy and clean up the harbor. Then everyone fills out their ICC data cards.

There will be some gifts–t-shirts, hats–and lunch will come from Pacific’O.

Q: A:

That’s a lot.

We’ll also be doing a bag-less clean up. We’ll be using reusable sacks provided by Maui Brewing Company. We’ve never had a clean up before where we didn’t use trash bags.

Q:

Ok, for my last question, I noticed in your email signature that you’re part of something called Cultivate Media. What is that?

That’s something that started with Community Work Day. We helped put together school gardens. All projects I do now fall into that. Putting on concerts, consulting–it’s all about cultivating relationships and the people around me.

A:

Q: A:

How?

When I went on tour with Jack Johnson, I talked to venue owners.

It makes sense to have water stations instead of having people use water bottles.

It also makes sense to use local food and beers. We’re trying to change music venues around the world. I’ve been working on this for four years. I want to do music events that help change the way we consume.

For more information on the Lahaina Town Clean Up, contact Maui Surf Clinics at 808-244-SURF. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

CLEAN UP SCHEDULE 8-9am: Sign in at one of the Surfrider/Malama Maui Nui tents, located at Kamehameha Iki Park (next to the 505 Front Street) and Mala Ramp Coffee and Snacks 8am: Clean Up begins at Mala with the Lahaina Yacht Club, local boating companies, the Department of Land and Natural Resources and Maui Parks Department 8am: Diving Group meets at Kamehameha Iki Park to get assigned to leaders for both boat harbors 8-8:45am: Free Yoga with Passion of Movement Kamehameha Iki Park 9am: Clean Up begins. Volunteers head to Mala Ramp through town, assisted by all three Rotary Clubs of Lahaina, designated group leaders and Trilogy’s Blue Aina Clean Up, which will head to the Lahaina Harbor Clean Up Noon: Lunch will be free, provided

by Pacific’O, in Kamehameha Iki Park 1pm: Clean Up ends

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We all just showed up with garbage bags. We gave away some boards at Hard Rock after. There were 80 to 90 volunteers.

Q: A:

What did you learn from those first few years?

Mmm... Garbage

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by Jen Russo

Zeptember VII

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THIS YEAR, MAUI ARTISTS PAY TRIBUTE TO LED ZEPPELIN’S ‘PRESENCE’

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releasing The Complete BBC Sessions earlier this week, with eight previously unreleased songs.

“Led Zeppelin isn’t done yet,” Page told the Telegraph ’s Neil McCormick. “It was done with so much freedom and conviction by master musicians, that’s why it has travelled over time. It was an extraordinary connection, the synergy within the band. There was an area of ESP between Robert Plant, John Paul Jones, John Bonham and myself.”

We don’t have to imagine the synergy between Plant and Page–we can see it in action this weekend at Zeptember 7 at Mulligan’s on the Blue. Now in its seventh year, the Zeptember tribute show has made itself the stuff of Maui legend.

This year, more than 30 of Maui’s talented artists will get together to perform their favorite Zeppelin tunes from Presence, Zepplin’s seventh studio album.

“It’s brilliant to see returning at-

Pete Sebastian throwing down at Zept 2015

alternative treatments not supported by traditional healthcare.

“Some ask for special music CDs to calm and support them on their way to chemo,” says O’Keefe-Todd. “Others, special makeup, wigs, a healing yoga session, specialty food, guidance with naturopathy or nutrition. Whatever the needs, Aloha Cancer Project tries to find and deliver the items requested. Zeptember 7 benefits this cause with a portion of every ticket sold. This year, for the first time, the event has tables of eight which include admission and VIP wait service with all the proceeds benefiting ACP. Corporations and individuals wishing to support can buy a table before the event and gain on stage promotion of their contribution.”

And it all happens at Mulligan’s.

“Zeptember is performed in an authentic Irish bar and pub, Mullligan’s on the Blue,” says O’Keefe-Todd. “Mulligan’s of-

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ed Zeppelin contoured the rock landscape with their groundbreaking heavy sound in the 1970s. I like to think about what Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones and John Bonham would have been like had they launched the band in this decade. Would they still shun promo TV appearances? I’d love to see them on SNL . Just think of their outrageous summer #festie performances and the hashtagged selfie posts from groupies and fans that would immortalize them in social media stats.

Page and Plant haven’t left the limelight. They were side-by-side in Los Angeles in June, defending their song “Stairway to Heaven” from a plagiarism lawsuit. Ultimately, a jury decided that they didn’t steal tracks in 1967 from guitarist Randy California’s band Spirit (it’s now on appeal). Page has also been working on the Zeppelin archives, re-

tendees from Maui year after year,” says Zeptember co-producer Ruth O’KeefeTodd. “Their support has made Zeptember an annual tradition. It’s not like watching a band on stage; it’s like being a part of the band. It’s a magical night that stays with you afterwards. From time to time, when you hear Zeppelin on the radio, you think back to the artists who performed that song on stage and it just makes you smile.”

Roger McKinley, the house bagpiper at Fleetwood’s on Front St., will open Zeptember 7 with his traditional “Zeppelin in B Flat Homage on Bagpipes in Kilt.” Other artists you can look forward to include Gretchen Rhodes, Joe Caro, Kai Katchadourian, Gina Martinelli, Satchel Gleason, Deborah Vial and Ani Hesse from Hollywood’s School of Rock.

The band is led by co-producer Niles Rosenblad, who also plays lead guitar and is on vocals. You never know who

Mick Fleetwood's Cameo in 2015

might show up to jam on stage–last year, it was Mick Fleetwood on drums.

“This is not easy stuff to play, and is really not easy music to master,” says Rosenblad. “We have the best artists on Maui. These are some of the best in the world. Staying faithful to the original sound and vibe of Led Zeppelin is a major goal we all share. Getting creative within the structure, we are also providing numbers that are totally unique and vanish with the end of the evening. I think those special moments are part of the magical allure of Zeptember.”

The show benefits The Aloha Cancer Project (ACP), a nonprofit dedicated to to helping people deal with cancer by facing it with hope and aloha. The ACP provides a foundation to fight the disease with alternative tools–the two founders are survivors of cancer who want to assist individuals with information and fund

fers a true bar setting, perfect for the live music scene with a dance floor. Zeptember is the coolest, most nostalgic, most talentfilled Maui group event.”

Tickets are $35 per person in advance while advance General Admission is available. After these are gone, the price online goes to $45. Any tickets left on the day of show are available first-come, first-served at the door beginning at 4 pm. For information and tickets, visit Zeptember7.eventbrite.com.

ZEPTEMBER Saturday, Sept. 24 6-10pm Mulligan’s on the Blue, Wailea ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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'Inimitable Beauty'

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THE SCHAEFER GALLERY CELEBRATES OUR NATIONAL PARKS’ CENTENNIAL THROUGH ART

Wilma Nakamura and her Tinged with Awe Installation

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her entry We Cannot Bury the Past.

All the works at the exhibition are breathtaking. As I drew near to what I thought was a painting, I was blown away to find that it was actually a giant photograph of clouds, taken by Christopher Cole. The image is huge, 72 inches by 84, and is mounted in a thick, two-inch frame.

As you stand before it, you get the feeling that you’re floating over the clouds, staring into a distant horizon filled with the gentle, warm hues of dawn. I had never seen a photo capture the essence of clouds and atmosphere so flawlessly.

“This work comprises a selection from an ongoing project titled ‘On Haleakala,’ taken from different vantage points in Haleakala National Park,” says Cole. “This digital chromogenic print, made from an 8x10 color negative, conveys a sense of the ever-changing mood and inimitable beauty of the Hawaii Pacific as seen from the slopes of Haleakala.”

The photo has already sold for $15,000.

Throughout the exhibition, I was struck by the artistic interpretations of our National Parks. Each piece was wonderful, creative and inspiring, even sparking glee as I related their artwork back to the park I’d visited.

“I thought it was a good opportunity to make this our first national call to artists to enter their work for consideration by jury,” says gallery director Neida Bangerter. “We used an online submission service called Café (Callforentry.org). This enabled an artist who had visited our parks to submit work. The call went out in November 2015, which gave artists time to create new work. We had 400 entries that were juried through images submitted. There were 76 works selected, with 18 of those works from other states.”

The artists were asked to create a work that was inspired by a list of Hawaii, Maui, Molokai and Oahu National Parks. I was

point of human and environmental endangerment, extinction, globalization and our human role in these processes,” says Chimera.”This work depicts Haleakala’s three rarest plant and bird species: Kiwikiu (Maui Parrotbill), Nohoaau (Geranium arboreum) and ‘Oha wai (Clermontia Samuelii). The numbers of individuals painted represent the actual numbers remaining in the field: 261 Parrotbill (estimate only), 20 clermontia and two geraniums. The radial concentric design on blue refers to the house of the sun, home to the Park Service’s greatest number of rare species.”

Part of the exhibition is a symposium hosted by a panel of National Park employees, taking place this Sunday, Sept. 25 from 10am to 12pm at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s McCoy Theatre. Tickets for that are $10. There will also be a free Observe and Play Family day on Oct. 1 at 10am, with a guided walk through of the gallery that includes a chance to meet some of the artists and make a piece of art to take home.

“The symposium will feature Natalie B. Gates, Superintendent of Haleakala NP, Cindy Orlando, Superintendent of Hawaii Volcanoes NP, Bryan Harry, former Hawaii Volcanoes NP Superintendent and former Pacific Area Director and Matt Wordeman, President of Friends of Haleakala National Park,” says Bangerter. “The panelists will provide an overview of their parks’ shared history and answer questions about current park topics.”

This exhibit will hang through Nov. 6.

Gallery hours are Tuesday through Sunday, 10am to 5pm, and before Castle Theatre shows and intermission. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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alking into the Schaefer International Gallery one recent afternoon, I was drawn to the artwork to my left. It consisted of large, wood blockprinted panels of silk displaying dreamlike images by Jonathan Clark. There were more magical discoveries just beyond it–a basket of hand-painted porcelain egg shells by Marie Ritzman, an ephemeral painting of clouds, oil landscapes, sculpture and video.

It’s all part of the Hawaii National Parks 2016 Centennial Juried Exhibition, now on display at the Schaefer. Clark, a Maui native who is living in New York, won the “Best Installation” honor for his ‘Ahinahina in Mist silk panels.

“Driving up the slopes of Haleakala, I never quite know if the clouds surrounding me will eventually part to reveal the summit’s otherworldly landscape,” says Clark.

“And often, they don’t. But ‘ahinahina and cinder stones peek through the vast expanse of white–remnants of an expansive vista lying quietly beyond the mist. And it’s in those moments that the rest of the world falls away, lost in silence. I carved several woodblocks with images of ‘ahinahina and cinders, and then printed them onto raw silk using acid dyes. The carved image inherently loses clarity in the translation from woodblock to fabric, but that translation brings the work one step closer to the very environment that it evokes. Nature is aestheticized by its own ephemerality–bloom, wilt, hibernation, wakening are all echoed in our own lives.”

Jurors James Jenson, the curator of Contemporary Art at Honolulu Museum of Art in Oahu, and Kumu Hula Nalani Kanakaole of Hawaii Island also award “Best in Exhibition” to Maui artist Mary Ann Leigh for her Nene Threat Display Protects the Family entry. California-based artist Kathy Yoshihara won the “Best Three-Dimensional Work” for

surprised to find that I’d visited all of them, and that there were none on Kauai.

Bangerter said she wasn’t sure why Kauai doesn’t have a national park, but this show does include artists from Kauai.

“Schaefer International Gallery received an inquiry in 2012 by staff members at Haleakala National Park, bringing our attention to the Hawaii National Parks 2016 centennial, in conjunction with the National Parks centennial,” says Bangerter. “We felt that highlighting the importance of Hawaii’s National Parks, and offering a national call to artists who are inspired by these places, would be a wonderful focus as part of our 2016-2017 exhibits programming.”

Each of the National Parks included–Ala Kahakai National Historic Trail, Haleakala National Park, Hawaii Volcanoes National Park, Honouliuli National Monument, Kaloko-Honokohau National Historic Park, Kalaupapa National Historical Park, Pu‘ukohola Heiau National Historic Site, Pu‘uhonua o Honaunau National Historic Park and World War II Valor in the Pacific National Monument, has an information plaque.

There are also some special historic displays for Haleakala National Park. Just the fact that some travelled to Hana through Haleakala back in the day, when you went by foot or horseback because following the edge of the island was challenging, put me in my place.

Our National Parks are precious. They house the last of our native forests and, in turn, the last of our native birds. Those native birds and flora and fauna are expressed in a lot of the artwork. At first, when I observed Melissa Chimera’s oil on canvas–Inheritance, Haleakala–I thought it looked like a painted Mandala design from afar. Up close, I realized that the mandala design is actually Kiwikiu.

“My work contemplates the tipping

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by Alex Mitchell

This Week's Picks THURSDAY, SEPT. 22 QUICKBOOKS FOR SMALL BUSINESS – A QuickBooks For Small Businesses Workshop will take place at the Maui County Business Resource Center. The class is for new users and will teach small business owners how to use QuickBooks to record sales, receive payments, prepare invoices and balance checkbooks. The workshop is presented by CPA and lead SCORE counselor Richard Kehoe. $45.

5pm. Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului); 808-873-8247.

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GLADYS BAISA TRIBUTE DINNER – There will ill be a special dinner ber Gladys Baisa at and celebration for Maui County Councilmember side Boxing Club the Maui Beach Hotel. Hosted by the Southside onor Baisa for of Maui, the community will join together to honor her outstanding years of service on both the council and c Opporher former role as director of Maui Economic lebrities, tunity. There will be entertainment by local celebrities, 30pm. roasting and surprise guest speakers. $75. 5:30pm.

Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., l.net.

Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net.

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SATURDAY, SEPT. 24 MAUI OKINAWAN FESTIVAL – The 34th annual Maui Okinawan Festival will take place at the Maui Mall. It’s a great family-loving event in Central Maui, and will feature exciting entertainment, performances, games, Japanese cultural activities, ono food and lots of fun. Free. 10am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com. Photo: Flickr/JenRusso

OCEAN COCKTAIL SHOWDOWN – The annual World’s Best Ocean Cocktail Showdown will take place at the Sheraton Maui Resort in Ka‘anapali.

There will be six teams, each composed of a mixologist, celebrity chef and representative from a Maui nonprofit. Guests and a panel of judges will vote for their favorite team. The winning cocktail will become the newest World’s Best Ocean cocktail and get featured on the Sheraton’s beverage menus for a year. $60-105. 6pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com. Photo: Flickr/JenRusso

SATURDAY, SE SEPT. E PT PT. 24 24 MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY FUR BALL – Maui Humane Society’s Annual Fur Ball will take place at the Kamehameha Golf Club. This year’s theme is “Paws Vegas,” so be sure to dress for Sin City when you help support the Maui Humane Society. The night will feature a prime rib dinner buffet (with vegetarian options), no-host bar, dancing, casino, silent auction and live auction. Individual tickets are $125 and $1,250 for a table of 10. 5:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com. Photo: Crazelpup/Wikimedia Commons

WARPED – WARPED is going down at Maui Paintball. Here’s your chance to bend and warp with Maui’s dance community, visual artists, tribal fire dancers, time warps, multiple DJs and VJs and more. Headliners include Psy Fi (pictured here), Pigeon Hole, Unicorn Fukr and Matt Haze. Event promoters say attendees MUST wear closed toe shoes (those wearing slippers will be turned away) and also bring a flashlight and a drinking container. $20-30. 9pm. Maui Paintball, (814 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Olowalu); 808-866-7034; Evensi.us/warped-maui-paintball/184768849. Photo: Lucas James/Psy Fi’s Facebook page

SATURDAY, SEPT. 24 ZEPTEMBER VII – An awesome cast of Maui musicians will present Zeptember VII at Mulligan’s on the Blue in Wailea.

The annual event is a tribute to one of the greatest rock bands of all time; guests can hear all their favorite Led Zeppelin tunes, alongside a community of Zeppelin aficionados. We’re just guessing, but you’ll probably get to hear hits like “Black Dog” and “Stairway to Heaven.” $35-45. 4pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Zeptember7.eventbrite.com. Photo: Jessica Pearl

LAUNCH LAB – The Maui Science Center and the Kay A. Edwards Memorial Fund w will present Launch Lab at the Kihei Public Library. It’s a science event that’s open to anyone between the ages of seven and 107. This family-friendly, hands-on event will be a super c cool workshop with a chance to build flying sculptures and sail-cars using recycled materials. After the project is comp plete, guests will have the chance to test out their creations.

Kihe Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808Free. 10:30am. Kihei Libraries 875-6833; LibrariesHawaii.org.

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SUNDAY, SEPT. 25

HOPEFEST NEON BALL – The American Cancer Society’s Maui Chapter is presenting the annual HopeFest Ball at the Andaz Maui Resort. The theme is “Neon,” so be sure to don your fancy attire with neon accessories and bling. All of the evening’s proceeds will go to the ACS HopeLodge Hawaii in Honolulu. HopeLodge Hawaii is a facility to house and care for Hawaii’s cancer patients, which includes accommodation services for their families.

There will be a VIP reception, silent auction, dinner, live auction, guest speakers, entertainment and live music. $125. 5:30pm. Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234;; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com. Photo: Flickr/dezmond

SUNDAY, SEPT. 25

AKI NO KARAOKE – The Karaoke Club of Maui is holding their annual Aki No Karaoke event at the Kaunoa Senior Center. Will you sing “Opihi Man?” How about “Aloha Friday No Work Till Monday?” The door fee also includes a bento lunch. Advance tickets can be purchased at Credit Associates of Maui in Wailuku. $5. 12pm. Kaunoa Senior Center Paia, (401 Alakapa Pl., Paia); 808-270-7308.

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TUESDAY, SEPT. 27

CHICK COREA – Jazz pianist Chick Corea orea will perform at the Maui Arts and Culturall Center (MACC). Joining him will be a couple off his mamazing jazz-inclined friends: two-time Grame. my winner Eddie Gomez and Brian Blade.

If you love jazz, then you won’t want to miss this show. $12-125. 7:30am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org..

Photo courtesy of MACC

TUESDAY, SEPT. 27 SCIENCE NIGHT OUT: MIXOLOGY – 5 Palms is hosting a Science Night Out: Mixology event.

Guests will enjoy a silent auction that benefits the Maui Science Center, interactive science-themed games and mixology demonstrations. A portion of proceeds from every adult entry and science-themed cocktail will go to the Maui Science Center. 5-9pm.

5 Palms, (2960 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2607; 5palmsrestaurant.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

WELLNESS DAY – Four Seasons Lanai is holding a Wellness Day. As part of their HA Wellness program, it’s an opportunity to embody fitness and wellness while spending time on Lanai. There will be guest speakers like Renate C. Hume, Susan Page and Faith Ogawa. Light refreshments will be provided, as well as health and wellness activities. $35. 3pm.

Four Seasons Resort Lanai, (1 Manele Bay, Lanai); 808-565-2088; Fourseasons.com/lanai.

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WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 28 PAIA TOWN ASSOCIATION ANNUAL MEETING – Do you care about the future of Paia Town? Then you should attend the Paia Town Association Meeting at the Paia Community Center.

The community and Paia Town merchants will be making their voices heard, and there will be presentations by the Maui Police Department, county Department of Transportation and members of the Paia Youth and Cultural Center. Free. 6pm. Paia Community Center, (Hana Highway, Paia); Paiamaui.com.

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Oliver Stone Vs. The NSA ‘Snowden’ is a great movie ★★★★★

there intensity and a view of Snowden as his life was in immediate danger.

Initially, Gordon-Levitt’s decision to closely mimic Snowden’s voice distracts, because it’s so obviously an actor’s affectation. His approach grew on me and his performance is excellent. A nice surprise is Woodley. The romance between Snowden and Mills is pivotal and Woodley (breaking free from the Divergent franchise) gives a sexy, livewire performance. She and Gordon-Levitt have great chemistry and make the romantic subplot as involving as all the globe-trotting intrigue.

Stone has always been exceptional at assembling a great ensemble of actors and his latest is no exception. In particular, Zachary Quinto (perfect as Glenn Greenwald, the reporter who broke the story), Nicolas Cage (endearing as a composite character), Melissa Leo (an ideal Poitras) and Scott Eastwood (as Snowden’s nononsense superior) are first-rate.

Snowden tells an engrossing story, is rich with ideas and hones in on what matters right now. The topic of government surveillance, how it’s supposed to protect but becomes a form of control, is first and foremost on Stone’s mind.

Here’s a real surprise: this is as close to a bipartisan Oliver Stone movie as we’re

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t’s great to see Oliver Stone with a fire in his belly again. His previous film, Savages, a violent crime drama about California pot dealers, played like a laugh-free Pineapple Express and is easily Stone’s weakest. On the other hand, Snowden is a return to form, as it downplays Stone’s tendency for excess and provides a solid, complex portrayal of its polarizing central figure.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Edward Snowden, the NSA whistleblower whose unveiling of top secret US government documents led him into exile. We meet Snowden in 2013, when he’s hiding in a Hong Kong hotel, and the narrative jumps around to show us the events that shaped him. We see his failed bid to become a soldier, his introduction to politically passionate Lindsay Mills (played by Shailene Woodley) and his encounters with government agents, whose cavalier attitude towards their work inspired Snowden to run and tell the world what he discovered.

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ever likely to see. Stone criticizes the previous and current U.S. Presidents, as well as stances The White House has taken regarding online privacy. Stone goes after various targets and brings up topics that don’t offer easy solutions. It seems he’s aiming to make a more balanced, less biased film than before. At least, until the very end.

The biggest mistake Stone makes is putting Edward Snowden in his own movie. In their concluding scenes, both Gordon-Levitt and the real Snowden are bathed in a Spielbergian glow. Clearly, Stone means to celebrate Snowden but the hero worship of the final moments take away the careful balance the rest of the film demonstrates. Also, seeing the real Snowden somewhat undermines Gordon-Levitt’s performance, who worked hard to get under his character’s skin.

A lot of the visual cues and dialogue in Snowden are very on-the-nose. Expecting subtlety from Stone is probably foolish.

Yet, this is one of his strongest recent films, as his directorial panache and personal commentary are in plain sight but, for the most part, not hindering the film’s ability to captivate and enlighten.

Thankfully, Stone’s missteps don’t derail his movie, which, above all, is an entertaining reflection of real events and not a documentary. Snowden is suspenseful, always intriguing and overloaded with great scenes.

While not without flaws, Stone’s film captures our uncertain times and provides yet another great conversation-starter. He did that 25 years ago with JFK, his masterpiece, and has done it again. Stone’s movies are alive with urgency and not to be missed ■

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Sully-PG13- 2D THU (11:50 12:10 1:50 2:40 4:40 5:20) 7:20 7:50 10:10 10:20. FRI (12:00 1:50 2:20 4:10 4:40) 7:00 7:20 9:20 9:50, SAT (11:55 2:20) 2:00 4:10 4:40 7:00 7:20 9:20 9:50, SUN (12:00 1:50 2:20) 4:10 4:40 7:00 7:20 9:20 9:50, MON (12:00 1:50 2:20 4:10 4:40) 7:00 7:20 9:20 9:50, TUE-WED (12:00 1:50 2:20 4:10 4:40) 7:00 7:20 9:20 9:50, THU (12:00 1:50 2:20 4:10 4:40) 7:20 9:20.

Bridget Jones’ Baby- R- 2D THU (11:50 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 7:10 7:40 8:50 9:40. FRI (12:00 2:10 4:50) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:20, SAT (12:00 2:10) 4:50 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:20, SUN (12:00 2:10) 4:50 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:20, MON (12:00 2:10 4:50) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:20, TUE-WED (12:00 2:10 4:50) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:20, THU (12:00 2:10 4:50) 7:40 10:15.

Kubo And The Two Strings- PG- 2D THU (2:10 4:50) 7:50. 3D THU (11:50) 10:00. FRI (2:30 4:50) 7:10, SAT-SUN (2:30) 4:50 7:10, MON (2:30 4:50) 7:10, TUE-WED (2:30 4:50) 7:10, THU (2:30 4:50). 3D FRI-THU (12:10) 10:30.

The Wild Life-PG- 2D THU (12:00 2:10 4:20) 6:40 10:30. FRI (12:00 2:10 5:10) 7:30 10:30, SAT (12:00 2:10) 5:10 7:30 10:30, SUN (12:00 2:10) 5:10 7:30 10:30, MON (12:00 2:10 5:10) 7:30 10:30, TUE (12:00 2:10 5:10) 7:30 10:30, WED (12:00 2:10 5:05) 7:30 10:30, THU (12:00 2:10 5:10).

The Hollars-PG13- 2D FRI (12:00 2:20 4:40) 7:50 10:10, SAT (12:00 2:20) 4:40 7:50 10:10, SUN (12:00 2:20) 4:40 7:50 10:10, MON (12:00 2:20 4:40) 7:50 10:10, TUE-THU (12:00 2:20 4:40) 7:50 10:10.

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Storks- PG- 2D THU 8:10, FRI-SAT 10:30 12:40

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Blair Witch- R- 2D- THU 11:00 1:10 3:15 5:25 7:35. FRI-SAT 11:00 1:10 3:15 5:25 7:35 9:45, SUN-THU 11:00 1:10 3:15 5:25 7:35.

Bridget Jones’ Baby- R- 2D- THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15. FRI-SAT 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, SUN-THU 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15.

Barcelona A Love Untold- NR- 2D FRI-SAT 6:30 9:30, SUN-THU 6:30.

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Pete’s Dragon-PG- 2D THU 2:30 5:00 7:25. FRISAT 10:45 1:05 3:30, SUN-THU 10:45 1:05.

Don’t Breathe-R- 2D THU 11:00 1:20 3:30.

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The Light Between Oceans- PG13- 2D THU 11:30.

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Bad Moms-R- 2D THU (12:20 2:50). FRI (12:30 2:50 5:10) 7:40 10:00, SAT (12:30 2:50) 5:10 7:40 10:00, SUN (12:30 2:50) 5:10 7:40 10:00, MON (12:30 2:50 5:10) 7:40 10:00, TUE (12:30 2:50 5:10) 7:40 10:00, WED (12:10 2:50) 10:00, THU (12:30 2:50 5:10) 7:40 10:00.

The Secret Life of Pets- PG- 2D THU (12:10 2:20 4:30), FRI (12:00 2:40 5:00), SAT (12:00 2:40) 5:00, SUN (12:00 2:40) 5:00, MON-THU (12:00 2:40 5:00).

Disappointments Room-R- 2D THU 9:40.

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Blair Witch-R- 2D THU 1:45 4:15 7:00, FRI-SAT (1:45) 4:15 7:10 9:45, SUN (1:45) 4:15 7:10 9:45, MON (1:45 4:15) 7:10, TUE (1:45 4:15 7:10 9:45), WED (1:45 4:15) 7:10, THU (1:45 4:15).

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THE HOLLARS - PG13 - Comedy/Drama - Some dude’s mom has surgery, so he goes back to his hometown. Looks weak except Charlie Day is in it. 88 min.

THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN - PG13 - Western This remake of a remake of a samurai picture stars Denzel Washington as a gunmen who gathers some friends to help a poor town fight off thieves. 132 min.

MISS SAIGON: 25TH ANNIVERSARY PERFORMANCE - NR - Concert/Special Event - Special performance of the acclaimed musical. 170 min.

STORKS - PG - Animation/Adventure - These days, storks deliver packages, not babies. But when there’s a mix-up and an order for a baby appears, hilarity ensues. 89 min.

VANISHED: LEFT BEHIND NEXT GENERATION - PG13 - Fantasy - Yet another Rapture picture about a bunch of good-looking white people left behind after a billion people suddenly up and disappear. Stars a bunch of actors who need better agents. 115 min.

NOW PLAYING BAD MOMS - R - Comedy - Three over-worked mothers go nuts after reaching their breaking points. Stars Mila Kunis, Kathryn Hahn and Kristen Bell. 101 min.

BLAIR WITCH - R - Horror - Remake of the iconic 1999 “found footage” horror flick, which spawned a thousand copycats and, apparently, a mediocre remake. 89 min.

BRIDGET JONES’S BABY - R - Horror Bridget Jones (Renee Zellweger) is back, and this time she’s pregnant, though she’s not entirely certain about the identity of the father. 122 min.

KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS - PG - Animation/Adventure - A young boy must find the magical suit of armor worn by his late father in order to destroy a dangerous spirit. 101 min.

MECHANIC: RESURRECTION - R - Crime/ Thriller - Arthur Bishop needs to carry out three impossible assassinations in order to save the life of the woman he loves. Stars Jason Statham and Jessica Alba. 99 min.

PETE’S DRAGON - PG - Adventure/Family Disney’s story of Pete and his best friend Elliot, who is also a dragon. 102 min.

THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS - PG - Animation/ Family - Max the terrier likes to hold parties when his people are away, but when Duke the stray moves into the house, everything goes haywire. 90 min.

SNOWDEN - R - Biography/Thriller - Oliver Stone’s look at Edward Snowden, the former NSA contractor who blew the whistle on America’s massive, illegal electronic surveillance methods. See this week’s film review. 134 min.

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THE WILD LIFE - PG - Animation/Adventure - The story of Robinson Crusoe, as told by a parrot. 90 min.

LAST CHANCE BEN-HUR - PG13 - Adventure/Drama - Story of how a Roman prince falsely accused of treason by his adopted brother sought his revenge. 124 min.

THE DISAPPOINTMENTS ROOM - R Drama/Horror - A mother and her young son let loose all manner of horrors in their attic. Stars Kate Beckinsale and Lucas Till. 92 min.

DON’T BREATHE - R - Horror/Thriller - A bunch of dumb friends break into a wealthy blind guy’s house, then discover he’s a serial killer. 88 min.

THE LIGHT BETWEEN OCEANS - PG13 Drama/Romance - A lighthouse keeper and his wife raise a baby they find in a rowboat. 132 min.

WAR DOGS - R - Comedy/War - Based on true events, the improbable story of how two young men became arms dealers in Afghanistan. 114 min.

WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS - PG13 - Drama/ Horror - A couple’s surrogate mom becomes obsessed with the soon-to-be father. Stars Morris Chestnut, Regina Hall and Romany Malco. 107 min.

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BIG SHOWS KIDS CAPOEIRA FUNDRAISER AT LULUS - Fri. Sep 23. Capoeira Rio Maui is raising funds for Sterling Avery. Come to Lahaina to celebrate life with a kids’ capoeira show and the Samba Surf Band. 5pm. Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club and Grill, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com

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KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Sep 23. Come to South Maui and enjoy live entertainment, food booths and trucks, restaurants and more than 50 arts and crafts vendors. There will be a keiki zone and plenty of great local shopping.

6pm. Kihei Fourth Friday, (Azeka Marketplace, Kihei); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com CHOPPER NIGHT - Sat. Sep 24. Take your chopper to Wailuku and see what the vote will be!

Categories are “Best Custom,� “Best Classic,� “Best Paint,� “Baddest Biker Babe� and “Hot Bike of the Nite.� Stick around for karaoke and drink specials, then after 8pm it’s Rock ‘n’ Roll all night.

4pm. Steel Horse Saloon, (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-245-2206.

HI5: STREET FOOD OF THE WORLD - Wed. Sep 28. Kohala Brewery and Chefs In Progress Maui will present “Street Food of the World� thiss KS g Wednesday night. Evening PIC aui proceeds will benefit the Maui ON e five Food Bank. There will be delicious local craft beers from Ian ery five food Elumba and Kohola Brewery, pairings featuring local ingredients from Chef Cord Munoz and live music by Alex Calma. $60.

6pm. Kohala Brewery. (910 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Koholabrewery.com

KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Tue-Sat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family� team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65-99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com

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FREE RANGE COMEDY - Sat. Sep 24. White Hens Can’t Jump! But they can take the coop to the hoop by making you laugh with fast-paced comedy improvisation. For a $2 discount, bring a can of food for Maui Food Bank. $10. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com

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Chick Corea Trio

COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Sep 24. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN - Sun. Sep 25. Actor and theater director Rick S Scheideman will perform his sshow at the Pioneer Inn co courtyard. Enjoy a presshow dinner and happy hour from 3-6pm. Drinks are available for purchase throughout the show.

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KIDS CAPOEIRA FUNDRAISER AT CASANOVA - Sat. Sep 24. Capoeira Rio Maui is raising ebrate life with the funds for Sterling Avery. Celebrate a Ri o Maui, Dr. Samba Surf Band, Capoeira Rio aNat and Rio Ritmo. 10pm. Ca Casanova Italian Restaurantt and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com

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Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up� magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm.

Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and more than 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Sep 22. Willie K captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical

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5:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Sep 28. Bring your family to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki and their miniature horses Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical production with horses that tell the story of the Hawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opportunity to take pictures and brush the minis. There will be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments.

They will end the evening with a raffle for the keiki.

Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com FOUREVER FAB SHOW - Wed. Sep 28.

Fourever Fab and its founding members have been performing the hits of the world’s mostloved lads, The Beatles, for more than 20 years.

6:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Foureverfabshow.com

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Sep 28. Enjoy Hawaii’s Renaissance man, Grammy winner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert with Hawaii’s music legends at the Aloha Pavilion. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana–Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package at Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE KIDS EAT FREE - Thu. Sep 1 - Sun. Sep 25.

Back-to-school season is in full swing, and IHOP wants to help make the transition a little easier.

Take the stress out of dinner time decisions with

their limited time only Kids Eat Free offer valid until Sept. 25. 4pm. IHOP, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-4000; Ihopmaui.com HALI‘IMAILE KAMA‘AINA SUMMER SPECIAL - Wed. Sep 21 - Thu. Sep 22. Monday-Friday kama‘aina who buy one dessert will get one free with purchase of lunch entree from 11am-2:30pm. Also receive 20 percent off dinner entrees every day from 5:30-9pm with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid with any other discounts or promotions (valid until Nov. 20).

2am. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com KINGS VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Sep 22. Maui’s only winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This is a great opportunity for wine lovers, and for those that want to learn more about grape production on Maui. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds and plenty of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 2:30pm.

Maui Wine Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Sep 23.

Friday. Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portuguese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob and garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; CastawayCafe.com BLACKROCK’S PRIME RIB FEAST - Fri. Sep 23.

Start off your three-course meal with Hawaiian-style seafood chowder before indulging in a 16oz-cut of herb-crusted, oven-roasted prime rib of beef, garlic mashed potatoes and upcountry vegetables. Finish dinner with a slice of macadamia nut cheesecake with vanilla sauce and fresh berries. Created by Sous Chef Les Barayuga. Includes one beverage, excluding tax and gratuity. Reservations recommended. $55. 5:30pm.

Black Rock Kitchen at Sheraton Maui, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-921-4600; BlackRockKitchen.com CANE AND CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Sep 25. Featuring an enhanced a la carte menu created by Chef David Viviano, Sunday Brunch will be a celebration of savory and sweet culinary delights. Enjoy a “Build-your-own Bloody Mary Bar� with an assortment of spirits, mixers and all the trimmings to make a decadent libation. 7am.

Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Sep 25. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Sep 25. Join them for an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites by Sous Chef Alvin Savelia. 4:30pm.

Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Sep 25.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com HALI‘IMAILE PRIME RIB SUNDAY - Sun. Sep 25. Sundays enjoy a three-course Prix Fixe succulent, fresh-roasted Prime Rib of Beef Dinner for $38, also available a la carte. Not valid with any other discount or promotion. (valid until Dec. 18).

5:30pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com

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Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar! 7am NFL Sunday Ticket

MON- Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Brian & Meryl, 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON - Da Ukulele Boyz, 7:30-9:30pm, TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9pm; no cover

NFL & SIN, 9pm

4th Friday w/ DJ $Mike, 10pm

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MON- NFL, TUE & WED- Pool League

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ Jamo 10pm

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MON- MA’s Mix, 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa, 10pm

Noa Zeb 11-1pm, Industry Night w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm

Jon Kanekua 11-1pm, Fresh Squeezed Friday, 6-10pm

Jon Kanekua 11-1pm, Flip Coin Night!

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Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Paul Johnson 7:30-9pm

Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Houseshakers 7:30-9pm Late Night Happy Hour w/ DJ Gary, 9pm-12am

Paul Johnson 2-5pm, Charlsey Etheridge 7:30-9pm

Paul Johnson 2-5pm, Ryan Robinson, 7:30-9pm

MON-Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Black & Gold 7:30pm TUE- Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Cole Sulenta 7:30pm WED- Kaniela Q 2-5pm, Cole Sulenta 7:30pm

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

Rampage, 9pm

Rick G 4pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Island Reggae Music, 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke 8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke & $1 Tacos, WED- Open Mic 9pm

Big Bad Blues Jam, 4-7pm, no cover

TUE- Evan Shulman 7-10pm

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LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Sep 28. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new luau dinner show Huaka‘I–Journey through Polynesia.

The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and fantastic luau buffet. The hula performances are beautiful, and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE MALAMA WAO AKUA, A NATIVE SPECIES EXHIBITION - Fri. Sep 9 - Thu. Nov 10. Hui No‘eau Visual Art Center in collaboration with East Maui Watershed Partnership brings you a juried art exhibition celebrating the native species of Maui Nui. All artists of all ages are invited to explore the watershed and use their creative talents to raise awareness about the value of native species. 4pm.

Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com HAWAII NATIONAL PARKS 2016 CENTENNIAL JURIED EXHIBITION - Thu. Sep 22. This unique exhibition will highlight an appreciation for the skills and creativity of artists and the essence of Hawaii’s National Parks. Artists were asked to submit new work inspired by Hawaii parks and monuments that conveys their personal interpretation of environmental, ecological, cultural, and political ideas. Free.

10am. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Fri. Sep 23. Lee Plevney engages the Hawaiian Islands, its landscapes, sea life, animals and people through clay. 11am.

Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Sep 23. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit their gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com DIANE SNOEY APPLER - Fri. Sep 23. Diane’ Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. 11pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

LUANA KAMA - Tue. Sep 27. Luana Kama enjoys painting with watercolor and finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper.

Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

TICKETS ON SALE CHEF’S TABLE MOROCCAN-INFLUENCED TASTING MENU EXPERIENCE - Fri. Sep 30. If you’re looking for a class act dining experience head to UH Maui College’s student-run restaurant. Taste small portions of everything on the menu plus special chef’s surprises. Regular seating is $35-45 and Chef’s Table is $75. Reservations required. 11:30am. Leis Family Class Act Restaurant, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3280; Facebook.com/leisfamilyclassact ‘BOEING, BOEING’ - Fri. Sep 30 - Sun. Oct 16.

Maui OnStage presents Boeing, Boeing, the story of Bernard, who has Italian, American and German fiancees–all airline hostesses with frequent layovers. When unforeseen schedule changes land all three in his Paris apartment on the same night, hilarity ensues. Performance times are Fridays and Saturday at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm. $20-40. 3pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MAUI PADDLE FOR A CURE - Sat. Oct 1. This non-competitive fundraiser benefits Susan G. Komen Hawaii for breast cancer awareness, prevention and treatment. Resort guests and the members of the Maui community 18 years and older are invited to an open paddle along Canoe Beach by stand up paddle board, kayak or canoe, all to benefit this important cause. 7am.

Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, (200 Nohea Kai Dr, Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com TRIBUTE TO LEGENDS OF REGGAE - Sat. Oct 1. Maui Theatre Music Icon Series presents “Tribute to Legends of Reggae” with Grammy winning reggae superstars Sly and Robbie and the Taxi Gang, and featuring Hawaii’s Reggae Ambassador Marty Dread. 8pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BATTLE OF THE BANDS - Sat. Oct 1. There will be four venues for the battles; the winners of each battle will enter a final battle. Each band gets 20 minutes to perform and the winners get recording

MON- Noa Zeb 11-1pm, Bingo Night 8:30pm, WED- Jon Kanekua 11-1pm

time in the studio and cash prizes. Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425 ‘YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN’ - Wed. Oct 5. For one night only, you can enjoy Mel Brooks’ 1974 classic comedy Young Frankenstein. Brooks will introduce the film live from the 20th Century Fox lot in Hollywood. 2pm. Maui Mall Megaplex, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 800-326-3264; Fathomevents.com/event/young-frankenstein ‘AIPONO WINE DINNER - Fri. Oct 7. Savor distinctive artisan wines from Kistler Vineyards, presented by Master of Wine Geoff Labitzke. Wines will be beautifully paired with culinary creations by Montage Kapalua Bay Executive Chef David Viviano. Proceeds from this dinner will benefit the Maui Food Innovation Center at UH Maui College. 6pm. Kapalua Cliff House, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681 TASTE OF UPCOUNTRY - Sat. Oct 8. Taste of Upcountry is designed to highlight Maui’s talented chefs and many local farmers and purveyors, who provide an abundance of food and produce on the island. The festivities also include a silent and live auction and live acoustic Brazilian music.

Cocktails, wine and beer will be available for purchase. This is a 21+ event. Proceeds support the nonprofit Montessori School of Maui. $100. 6pm.

Montessori School of Maui, (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; Momi.org AIR SUPPLY - Thu. Oct 13. Air Supply shot to fame in 1980 when their single, “Lost in Love,” topped the charts and was named song of the year. Their second single, “All Out of Love,” reached the top of the charts even faster. The softrock duo consists of British-born singer/songwriter/guitarist Graham Russell and lead vocalist Russell Hitchcock. Tickets are $70-125 in advance; $10 increase day of show (plus applicable fees).

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 22 GET THE DRIFT AND BAG IT! 2016 - Sat. Sep 17 - Sat. Oct 15. The 31st annual campaign is an opportunity for residents and visitors to join in a global

volunteer effort to remove litter and debris from the coast. While the global effort takes place on a single day, data is accepted for cleanups that take place within 30 days of the event. You can participate any time through Oct. 15 and your activity will be counted. 8am. Malama Maui Nui, (E. Camp 5 Rd , Kahului); 808-877-2524; MalamaMauiNui.org LET’S SEE A MOVIE TOGETHER - Thu. Sep 22.

During September, spend $100 or more at any of QKC merchants in one day, bring your receipt(s) to the Guest Service Desk, and receive one free movie ticket. Free. 9:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Sep 22. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments.

Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; Mauiarts.org LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Sep 22. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach at the Center as part of its new “Let’s K kua Together” program every Friday. All approved organizations must provide a Certificate of Insurance, have all required permits, and adhere to the QKC guidelines. 6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com BECOMING A BEST-SELLING AUTHOR WORKSHOP - Thu. Sep 22. Are you looking for a better way to market your business? Do you have a burning desire to become a best-selling author? Attend this seminar and learn how to make your publishing and business goals come true. In this two-hour workshop you will learn your three publishing options, top five requirements for becoming a best-selling author, and 18 mistakes to avoid. 2pm. Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu St., Kahului); 808-873-8247.

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Natalie Nicole, 8pm

DJ Blast Ladies Night

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Brandt Quick, 8pm

MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

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Jasmine Rice, 8pm

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Jim Spector, 5:30pm

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Thirsty Thursdays w/ DJ Kai, 10pm (downstairs)

Salsa Night & Hot Fridays w/ DJ Mike

DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

Juke Box, 10pm

MON-Open Mic10pm-close, TUE- Mellow Sounds w/DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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IMPROVE YOUR PUBLIC SPEAKING SKILLS - Thu. Sep 22. Come to a Toastmasters evening. Ongoing (except holidays) every Thursday at the Kapalua Adventure Center conference room. Free for visitors. Membership available. Free. 6pm. Kapalua Adventure Center, (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-866-4986; Toastmasters.org

live music by Derick Sebastian. Band Ma‘a and talented hula dancers will delight you with chanting, drumming and both styles of hula. As the sun sets, Kawika Lum Ho and friends will provide island style dinner music with hula. 11:30am. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; HulaGrillKaanapali.com

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23

KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Sep 24. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali’i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Sep 23. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. Meet-up with friends and co-workers or gather the family together and start your weekend on a beautiful note. 4pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com LAHAINA ARTS ASSOCIATION BENEFIT EVENT - Fri. Sep 23. Three’s Bar and Grill, in association with Dan Saunder Music, presents an event to help raise funds for the Lahaina Arts Association’s free art programs for all children on Maui County. This special event features Dan Saunders Music with a night of music, food, drinks, art, silent auction, prizes and more. $5-10. 9pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 LAHAINA TOWN CLEAN UP - Sat. Sep 24. The day will begin with coffee, breakfast and snacks provided by Pacific’O as they distribute data cards to participants. From 9am-12pm will engage in the clean up with a special focus on Mala Warf. From 12-1pm, Pacific‘O will provide lunch for all volunteers. Water will be provided by Tropic Water. 8am.

Kamehameha Iki Park, (525 Front St., Lahaina).

SEASON FOR PEACE - Sat. Sep 24. In celebration of the International Day Of Peace, join Maui Seasons for Peace for activities, entertainment and programs that encourage building peaceful communities. 9am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; QueenKaahumanuCenter.com DRAGON’S DEN ANNIVERSARY EVENT - Sat. Sep 24. The Dragon’s Den is a community healing resource and their celebrating 28 years in business this month. The owner and founder, Dr. Malik Cotter, will be hosting the event and offering a free lecture addressing various nutrition topics and answering questions, there will also be free giveaways. Drop by for tea, and a store-wide customer appreciation sale. 9am.

Dragon’s Den Herb Shop Maui, (3681 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-2424; DragonDenMaui.com ALOHA FRIDAY AT HULA GRILL - Sat. Sep 24.

Enjoy a full day of Aloha with free ukulele lessons and

YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Sep 24. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY - Sat. Sep 24. Live Drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Sep 24. Here’s an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. Rather than depending on outside inputs which have a carbon footprint and often carry toxic components such as heavy metals and antibiotics, they strive to grow needed amendments on their land. $2025. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com EXSTATIC HEART A HEART DANCE EXPERIENCE - Sat. Sep 24. The dance floor is a talk-, drug- and alcohol-free space to connect through movement and expression. Please bring your own water. $15. 11am. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25 KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - Sun. Sep 25. In collaboration with the community and NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach on the Northshore in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. Marine debris continues to wash ashore. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place , Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html POLYNESIAN DANCE BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Sep 25. Enjoy a traditional Polynesian performance by Te Tiare Patitifa on the mall’s center stage.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Sep 25. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 26 HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon. Sep 26. Mon and Wed. The all-new historical botanical tour showcases the horticultural artistry of Haiku Mill. The tour takes guests around the Haiku Mill property, where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. Guests will also enjoy the restored sugar mill ruins. Group and Kama‘aina rates available. $18. 10:30pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Sep 26. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua.

Singles and couple welcome. Beginners class starts at 6pm with Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Sep 27. Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and learn music theory and harmony. $15. 6:45pm. Louise Lambert, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Sep 27. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian guitar. Free. 5:45pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Sep 27. Child and Family Services in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for survivors, teens and children every Tuesday. Registration required. 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; Childandfamilyservices.org

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 28 OUTLETS OUTDOOR MARKET - Wed. Sep 28. The Market will feature chef demonstrations, live music, hula show and cultural activities. Maui farmers and artisans will feature locally-grown produce, handmade goods, creative crafts, apparel, island artwork and more. The Outlets retailers will also host a sidewalk sale with special sales and promotions. 4pm. Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Outletsofmaui.com SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Sep 28. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride.

Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:308:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6681; Caneandcanoe.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; CaptainJacksMaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Thu, Noa Zeb 11am-1pm; Fri, Jon Kaneakua 11am-1pm; Sat, Jon Kaneakua 11am-1pm; Mon, Noa Zeb 11am-1pm; Wed, Jon Kaneakua 11am-1pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Da Ukulele Boys 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; DukesMaui.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Fri, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Sat, Paul Johnson 2-5pm; Sun, Paul Johnson 2-5pm; Mon, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Tue, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

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HARD ROCK CAFE - Tue, Evan Shulman 7-10pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/maui HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum 2-5pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Jack Stone 6-9pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sun, Josh Lum 6-9pm; Sun, Kealii Lum 6-9pm; Mon, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Kealii Lum 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; HulaGrillKaanapali.com JAPENGO - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Wed, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sat, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Sun, Jon Bowser 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Wed, Fultone Tashombe and Paul Bunuan 7-10pm; Wed, Nino Toscano 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:308:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:309:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHIS - Thu, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl 5-7pm; Sat, Steve Grimes and Gang 5-7pm; Tue, Tori Dixon and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB AND GRILL - Thu, Far West 6-9pm; Mon, Nestor and Kale 7-10pm; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua

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SOUTH MAUI CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:308:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990.

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KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Thu, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Sat, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Sun, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Tue, Local Live Music 5-8pm; Wed, Local Live Music 5-8pm; (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; Alehouse.net KING KAMEHAMEHA GOLF CLUB - Thu, Willie K and the Warehouse Blues Band 6:30-10pm; Mon, Martini and Jazz 6:30-9:30pm; (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WHOLE FOODS MARKET - Fri, Aloha Friday Music Jam 11:30am-2:30pm; (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DE AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:30-8:30pm; (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323; Cdamaui.com CAFE MAMBO MAUI - Tue, Brant Quick 4-8pm; (30 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-8021; Cafemambomaui.com CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT AND SALOON Mon, Charley’s Live Band 7-10pm; Tue, Brian and Meryl 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 6:308:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

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different people to who I am now. I’m more similar to some people I meet than I am to those former incarnations, with whom I share only memories, not taste in music, attitudes, or aspirations. You’ve changed even more than I have; you’re one of the most dynamic people I know. So why let yourself feel so limited because of who you were? Yeah, your teenage self might not have been up to what you’re dreaming of.

Even the person you were yesterday might not be capable of it. But the person you are today is capable–if you don’t get stuck on all the yous that weren’t.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

There it is, that dream you had, perfectly preserved in amber. Nothing about it’s changed; it hasn’t deteriorated one bit–but it hasn’t improved or evolved, either. It’s effectively dead. You can admire it, long for it, display it proudly or with shame, but you can’t resurrect it. That particular goal is forever beyond you now. This week, however, your life vaguely resembles Jurassic Park. You can salvage something from this extinct idea, a bit of mental DNA. Mix it with some of the new stuff you’ve been brewing and you might actually have something good, something viable. Something alive and ready to grow.

Do you ever stop to think about the many little miracles you take for granted? How amazing is it that you can punch a few numbers into a little chunk of technology in your hand and talk, instantly, to your buddy in New Zealand? Technological progress is one tangible thing we can point to that changes the repeating themes of human history from a circle to a spiral, both on a grand scale and a very personal one. Things you wouldn’t have conceived of as possible ten years ago–like a long-distance relationship, for one obvious example–are now much more of a reality. Don’t rule them out as a matter of course.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20) SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Your willingness to experiment has occasionally hurt people. It’s the unfortunate fallout that comes of taking something on that you’re not certain you’re up for.

But what else are you supposed to do? Sometimes the only way to figure out if you’re into something is to try it. All you can do is be honest with those involved that it’s just an experiment and it might not work out. That might not be enough to completely avoid bruised feelings, but it’s all you can (and should) do.

The alternative is not trying new stuff until you’re absolutely certain that it’s exactly the right thing for you.

And how boring and pointless would that be?

I think the best human solutions are those that take into account the incredible diversity of human experience. Binary answers to complicated problems are just too plain simplistic to really work. In the short-term, they might seem more dramatic or effective, but in the end they’re simply not viable. How do you make room, especially when you’re dealing with a group, for the more complex solutions that are actually required?

That’s the question that you’ve got to answer this week, and I’m useless; I don’t know, either. What I do know is this: If you don’t figure out a way, no one will, and we’ll all be stuck with the devastating end result.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

By now every smart Capricorn has learned the lesson of backing up your data in at least two or three different places. Otherwise, all it takes is one hard drive crash and you’re screwed. Naturally, life isn’t so simple. If you crash a relationship, you can’t take it back to the last stable spot and reboot it from there, avoiding the mistakes the second time around which caused the crash during the first run. You get one shot; second chances aren’t the same as a fresh start–they’re too colored by the mess-ups that came before. Keep that in mind–before you make a mistake you can’t take back.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Aquarians aren’t usually big on the whole group identity thing. While you possess a strong sympathy for your fellow humans, there’s something about defining yourself as part of a specific group that rubs you the wrong way. At the same time, you let yourself be subject to these periodic bouts of loneliness and isolation, the perfect cure for which is being part of some kind of community. I don’t expect you to suddenly become a gleeful joiner, but you’re also not going to ever be perfectly happy doing the hermit/loner thing.

Find someplace where you belong. It’ll do you good.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Sometimes it’s all about the smell of a flower. A favorite television show. A smile with a stranger. Hell, life might all be essentially meaningless and pointless and end in lightless oblivion. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be enjoyed. Maybe nothing ever amounts to anything. But there are millions of little things that don’t need to amount to anything to be perfectly wonderful. When you’re overburdened with existentialist ennui, try not to think or worry about all that big unknowable shit. Just focus on the simple meaningless stuff that doesn’t need to be big.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

What is identity? I look on my former selves like my 5 year-old self or my 19 year-old self, and they are

You loathe having your loyalty questioned. You’d do anything for those you love, which is why it’s so irksome when someone asks you to prove it. If someone were drowning in icy water you’d jump in to save them. But this theoretical posturing–where you’d have to prove you’d jump in, without actually being in that situation–is almost impossible to deal with. You’ve been torturing yourself over it, haven’t you? It’s just not worth it, my dear. Either they have faith in you or they don’t. Go ahead and save them when they need it. But until then, don’t bother trying to convince them you would.

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I’m a big fan of self-belief, just like you. The only way to achieve something grand–even absurdly, improbably grand–is to believe it to be possible. To decide that it’s unattainable is to give up before you’ve begun. I’m not preaching to you. I mean, you practically taught this to me. But your job’s not done. Someone else desperately needs to learn how to properly dream. They’re writing off their highest hopes as unachievable fantasy–which of course makes it so. You and I know it doesn’t need to be like that. Convince them of the same, would you?

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

You purport to prefer everything clean, categorized, and coordinated, but the truth is you’re obsessed with mystery. You organize the boring shit so you can devote more attention and energy to the fascinating people and things that don’t fit into any box–the ones you can actually learn something from. Unfortunately, your chaos-clearing impulses have gotten out of hand; the reason you’re bored is because mystery has moved out.

It’s tricky to allow the unknown back into your life once you’ve swept it out. You can’t just clear out a closet and say, “Look, fly in here. I’ve made some space.” You’ve actually got to open all the windows and doors and then close your eyes. Let it happen. Smile. This’ll be fun.

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