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involving drunken and disorderly conduct, drug offenses, assaults and other incidents as well as the camping ground area in particular being unsafe and unsanitary for overnight use.”

Of course, the county’s indefinite ending of camping at Kanaha is just one small aspect of their future plans for the beach park. In fact, the county has big plans for the area, and will hold an open house on the future of Kanaha Beach Park this Thursday, Aug. 25 at the Waikapu Community Center.

“Kanaha Park is well utilized by families, fishermen, divers, water sports enthusiasts and many others,” Buenconsejo said in a separate, far more positive Aug. 18 news release. “The open house will provide an opportunity for all park users and area residents to learn about the planning process and meet the staff and consultants who are working on the project. During the open house you will be able to share your recommendations to the conceptual draft design” The Waikapu Community Center is located at 22 E. Waiko Rd. The open house starts at 5pm and should run until 8pm.

For more information, call the Department of Parks & Recreation Planning and Development Division at 808-270-7931.

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COUNTY TO WORK ON KANAHA BEACH PARK Kanaha Beach Park is a wondrous place for those who live for ocean activities. Famous for the winds that attract kite surfers, Kanaha is also great for paddling and swimming. That being said, the park also attracts more than a few homeless people. In fact, you don’t have to scroll too far down the beach’s Yelp page before you find people–and not just mainlanders–calling out the beach’s rough reputation.

“Whoa! You probably don’t want to go here. Even during the day,” wrote Matt L. from Chicago. Faye M. of Honolulu, who gave the beach a four star rating, couldn’t help offering a warning to visitors. “There were some vagrants, but they just stick to themselves - so they’re mostly harmless,” she

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Let’s start off with something horrifying.

Since mid May, suspected arsonists have twice hit the home (in quiet Hana, of all places) of state Senator J. Kalani English, Maui Now reported on Aug. 16. No one’s been injured (so far) but the latest attack caused about $2,500 in damage to the home.

“It was a small propane tank lit underneath the house on the joist facing upward burning the floor,” Sen. English told Hawaii News Now the next day. “The backside of my porch is pretty much destroyed into the kitchen and then there’s a big hole in my living room because it was burning from underneath.”

English said the home, which he grew up in, originally belonged to his grandparents. As for who’s responsible for the arson attacks, and why, the Maui Police Department is investigating.

wrote. “Just don’t let your guard down!”

On Aug. 18, county officials announced that it’ll make some changes at Kanaha–for locals and visitors, sure, but also for nearby businesses. First, starting in September, the county is placing all overnight camping permits at Kanaha on indefinite hold (the county will refund any permits that have already been issued for the period after Aug. 31, 2016).

“This is a joint effort by the county and the state to clean-up our park and make the area more secure, not just for park users but for the businesses nearby, including the rental car agencies and Kahului Airport,” said Parks & Recreation Director Ka‘ala Buenconsejo in an Aug. 18 county news release. “This is a well used park and the bottom line is it needs to be clean and safe for everyone.”

The news release makes even one-star Yelp reviews look positive by comparison. “Department officials said the clean-up is necessary in order to address the numerous complaints from park users,” states the news release. “The issues range from large items such as appliances and vehicles being dumped in the area, weekly police reports

that the Story of Hawaii Museum had moved. No longer located on the first floor, a few doors down from Ramen Ya, the little museum is now on the second floor, just opposite the elevator and directly above American Eagle Outfitters. Stepping inside, we found museum director Bryant Neal, who promptly showed us around the new set-up.

Though the space is smaller than the old location, the new museum makes more sense, as the main room is dominated by a circle of display cases arranged chronologically. Now visitors can start with displays on ancient Hawaii and then progress through history as they walk around the room. Smaller antechambers contain rotating or special displays, like the one Neal is still working on concerning Camp Maui, the massive US Marine base located in Haiku at Giggle Hill during World War II. Neal immediately showed us his newest acquisition: a well-worn copy of the wartime publication Hawaii at War, a black and white magazine packed with large photos from the battles of Coral Sea, Midway and the Solomons, as well as information about military (and civilian) mobilization on each of the Hawaiian islands.

Neal’s focus on Maui’s wartime efforts make sense, given that this year marks the 75th anni-

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versary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

But the story of Hawaii is far more eclectic than merely the site of the first American battle of WWII, and Neal was soon showing us a far more sublime display dedicated to the Mad Hatter of Maui, a 1970s-era hat shop in Lahaina Town that offered woven hats that were specially sized to order. Neal first showed us old photos of the old shop, with its towering stacks of hat blanks, then walked us through the process of custom-sizing a hat to its prospective owner. Neal also marveled over the engineering of a round, metal vice-like device that, with the turn of a crank, expanded the hats to the correct measurements.

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Performing Arts and Maui County Community Television. Community events including the 4th of July Fireworks in Lahaina and the 4th of July Parade in Makawao also received funds.

University of Hawaii received seven different grants totaling in excess of $2.3 million. The largest UH grant, $1.2 million, is designated to the Coqui Frog Eradication Project. The purpose of the project is to significantly expand Coqui Frog control operations in and around Maliko Gulch on Maui’s North Shore to ensure the ultimate goal of a Coqui-free Maui County.

The second largest UH grant, $895,000, is earmarked for the Maui Invasive Species Project which is designed to detect and control high priority invasive species in

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COUNTY OFFICE OF ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT RELEASES $5 MILLION IN GRANTS The Mayor’s Office of Economic Development issued more than $5.07 million in grant monies to various local organizations during the first half of the 2016 calendar year. The 48 grants ranged from $3,000 to more than $1 million.

High-dollar grantees included the University of Hawaii, Maui Economic Development Board and Maui Arts and Cultural Center. Other grantees included the East Maui Taro Festival, Hana Canoe Club, Maui Academy of

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A new library on wheels hits the streets next month and the Hawaii State Public Library System is celebrating. State Librarian Stacey Aldrich will receive a symbolic key for the “Holoholo Bookmobile” from the Maui Friends of the Library (MFOL) at a Grand Opening and blessing ceremony On Sept. 10, at 10am, at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center.

The Holoholo Bookmobile is a $300,000, state-of-the-art vehicle that will replace the Library’s 21-year-old bookmobile. The new vehicle–which will be based at Wailuku Public Library –has a capacity of 3,000 books, CDs, DVDs, audiobooks and periodicals; thousands of used books were sold in the MFOL bookstores at Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, Wharf Cinema Center in Lahaina and in Pu‘unene to raise funds to purchase the bookmobile.

MFOL Board Member Richard Buckley will emcee the key-presentation ceremony at the Queen K mall; and Rev. Alapaki “Al” Terry will conduct the blessing. Dorothy Tolliver, past MFOL President and the Bookmobile Committee Chair who spearheaded the project; and current MFOL President John Tryggestad will offer congratulatory messages. Uncle Wayne and the Howling Dog Band and Hawaiian lap steel guitarist Joel Katz will perform. The bookmobile will be on display throughout the day, and free books and refreshments for keiki will be provided at the Friends’ Bookstore near Sears.

Tolliver said the bookmobile represents one of the largest projects ever undertaken by the non-profit in its 103-year history.

“We are very grateful to our 80 volunteers and customers at our three used bookstores that made this bookmobile possible.

Our ‘library on wheels’ will bring much needed services to schools, communities and rural areas throughout Maui that do not have libraries.”

State Librarian Aldrich said the HSPLS is grateful to the MFOL for their support of Maui public libraries. “This new bookmobile will enable us to serve more residents on Maui and provide access to an amazing array of materials and services in a mobilefriendly way,” she said in a statement.

The new bookmobile will be staffed by a full-time librarian and a driver; funding for the librarian and driver is coming from the State Legislature.

Bookmobile driver Michael Tinker and bookmobile Librarian Jessica Gleason will help patrons find and borrow books and other library materials. Gleason will also familiarize patrons with online resources including eBook downloads, databases, and online learning available through the Hawaii State Public Library System website (Librarieshawaii.org) and provide story hours and special programs to places miles from the nearest library.

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Maui County that threaten the island environment, agriculture, economy and quality of life; the money also will go to educate the public on invasive species issues.

Grantees were selected based on their economic impact within Maui County through business and/or jobs created or sustained. Improvements to Maui County in the areas of environment, agriculture, business, sports, arts and culture were also considered, according to the OED. “These economic development grants are a vital way that our tax dollars help create jobs and sustain our local economy,” said Mayor Alan Arakawa. “Funds have helped preserve our environment and open space, support our small businesses, and share our host culture with residents and visitors. I’m pleased to see how far these funds go toward strengthening our community on many levels.”

The third largest grant–$730,000–went to MEDB’s Economic Diversification program which was designed to attract, develop and retain technology and innovation cluster businesses in Maui County.

The Maui Arts and Cultural Center was granted $470,000 for Parking & Access Improvement; the funds specifically will help the MACC provide safe public access to 250 parking places in Keopuolani Park.

The MACC also was awarded $318,270 to support operational activities that nurture and promote sustainable economic development in Maui County while acting as a gathering place for residents and visitors.

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GOVERNMENT IN ACTION Montpelier, Vermont, has one solution to America’s well-known problem of ignoring infrastructure maintenance (and the high cost of asphalt). While other cities and states merely delay needed road work (though with harsh consequences to drivers), Montpelier has begun to unpave some of its roads, converting them back to cheaper, annoying gravel and dirt (and inevitably, dust). A recent report by Montana State University researchers expressed surprise that so many governments are choosing this option.

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NO WONDER ISIS IS SO STEAMED Last year, three million Muslims made the sacred pilgrimage to Mecca for the hajj and another five million for the slightly less sacred umrah, but awaiting them in the Saudi holy city would hardly have been the reverence many imagined: massive modern buildings; housing construction with worksites brightly lit around the clock; glittery, multi-story shopping malls featuring familiar brands peddling opulence–capped by high-rise views of the city’s entire amusement-park-like setting from four- and five-star hotel rooms, where suites during hajj can go for

$10,000 a night. (The malls, like the rest of Mecca, come to a standstill–or kneelstill–for prayers.)

BEST REALIST ART EVER A Fargo, North Dakota, fire official said in July his crew had responded at least twice to alarmed-citizen phone calls to go help a man obviously homeless, covered in a blanket on a park bench, who seemed not to be moving. The First Lutheran Church later explained that the “man” was just a statue–their idea of Jesus as a homeless man–and its Canadian designer said versions of the statue had been placed in several cities, including Toronto and Detroit.

PERSPECTIVE Almost half of all produce raised by U.S. farmers is thrown out before it reaches a consumer’s plate, and though there are several contributing explanations, the most striking is American eaters’ “cult of perfection.” “It’s about blemish-free produce,” said one farmer, e.g., “sunburnt cauliflower” or table grapes not quite “wedge-shaped” enough. America’s “unyielding cosmetic standards,” according to a July report in The Guardian of London, even means that much of the annual $160 billion worth of imperfect food is simply left to rot on the vine, or sent directly to a landfill, because farmers anticipate retailers’ reluctance to stock it.

WAIT, WHAT? In July, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced plans to keep black-footed ferrets in northeastern Montana from dying out–with drones that shoot peanut butter M&Ms (coated with a vaccine). Before the drones, there were too few ferrets to justify, economically, hand-delivering the candy. And a Japanese researcher (working out of the University of Illinois at Chicago) recently announced a health-improving computer app that would require men to ejaculate on their cellphones. (The researcher’s sophisticated microscope lens would be capable of transmitting a highly detailed photo, able to be examined in a lab, thus freeing shy men from having to visit a doctor’s office.)

ANYONE’S FAULT BUT MINE Lawyer Andrew Schmuhl, 32, ordered to trial in Fairfax County, Virginia, in May, declared that he was not responsible in 2014 when he invaded the home of a man who had recently fired Schmuhl’s wife. Using a Taser, he had held the man and his wife hostage for three hours and ultimately slashed the man’s throat and stabbed the woman repeatedly. However, Schmuhl claimed he should be found not guilty because he was “involuntarily” intoxicated at the time–cluelessly on pain medication that made him oblivious of his actions. (He was convicted.) ■

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s a third generation upcountry resident and former head of the non-profit organization Maui Economic Opportunity (MEO), Maui county councilmember Gladys Baisa has always been passionate about her community. After serving 10 years in the Pukalani-Kula-Ulupalakua area residency seat and as current chair of the Water Resources Committee, Baisa plans to retire at the end of this term. We recently sat down with her to reminisce on the past and discuss her plans for the future.

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Q: A:

First of all, how long have you been involved in politics?

Actually, it’s a funny story. I had been at MEO for 37 years and I was planning to retire at the end of 2005. About a month earlier, I was invited to lunch with the chairman of the board and he said to me, “What are you going to do when you retire?” I said, “Well, what do people do when they retire? They take trips, they play with their grandkids and they volunteer. Do all kinds of fun things that they’ve wanted to do

for a long time.” He looked me straight in the eyes from across the table and said, “I think that’s a big waste. Think about all you’ve learned here during your years at MEO. You have 37 years of working with the community, finding out what their needs are, creating programs for them, finding funding for it, working with all levels government in order to do that…

You should run for county council.”

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And how did you react to the proposition that you should start a campaign?

I said, “No, I don’t think I want to do that because it involves all this fundraising.” And he said, “I wouldn’t worry about it. I think people will help you once they know you’re running.”

I went home and I asked my husband what he thought about that idea and he was unhappy because he had just retired from the water department because we had planned to retire at the same time. I said, “I can run but it doesn’t mean I’m gonna get elected.

But it definitely means a campaign,” and he said, “I know you really well. If that’s what you’re gonna do, you’re gonna do it and I

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used to be $5.” But that’s what’s happening and yet when we tell people, we’re sorry but we have to raise your taxes, they just go ballistic and so meanwhile, the projects that we need to address don’t get done.

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I do not regret coming here. It’s been an incredible opportunity. I’m very grateful to the community that’s been so supportive in electing me but I am really ready for a pause here. But if I had to do it over again, I would have done it much sooner than I did. I waited too long but then again, it never crossed my mind before. But I do wish that I had done it at least 10 years earlier because if I had, I think I might have been able to do a lot more and I would have had more opportunities.

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might as well go along with it if that’s what you want. Mom’s happy, everyone’s happy.

Go ahead.” Everybody was encouraging, so I filed and that was 11 years ago. I’ve had four more elections and I’ve been very fortunate, I’ve had great support.

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Why do you want to retire at this point in your career?

For one, I don’t have a choice. The county charter says that after five two-year terms, you must take a break. There’s term limits and what I could do, and what a lot of people like to do, is they take a two-year term off and then they run again. People ask me a lot about that and I keep telling them that isn’t something I’m thinking about. Actually, I’m kind of looking forward to the break.

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When you look back, do you have any regrets?

What have you learned while being on the council?

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What are some of your greatest accomplishments since being on county council?

I was able to reorganize and reactivate the Pukalani Community Association, which had not existed for a long time. I felt really bad representing a community that didn’t have a collaborative voice because others have one. It has become active and I’m really proud of the work that’s been done there.

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What is the strangest thing that happened to you while being in this seat?

You wouldn’t believe the things people call us about! Everything from a dead dog on the street to, “I don’t have any water. What are you going to do about it?” I get a lot of those calls because I’m the water chair. “My taxes are too high. Why do I have to pay this amount?” Or, “The traffic in front of our school is terrible, it holds us up every morning and every afternoon.”

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Personally, this may sound a bit crazy to you but I happen to be a neat freak. I want to clean out the closet and my files, and I want to organize the photos that are collected in a box. Everyone tells me you’re never going to do it because that never happens when you retire.

Then, I’d also like to spend more time with my family and my friends. My family has been wonderful. I’ve been neglecting them big time and they’ve been very gracious about it.They never count on me to be the babysitter or doing anything like that because they know I cannot commit.

Also, I think everybody knows I have this affiliation with Mexico and we go there every Christmas, every December, and we love it and we have friends there that are like family.

25 years ago, when we had no agricultural workers and I was at MEO, we brought in several thousand Mexican immigrants to help with pineapple and many of them decided to stay and through them they kept saying, you’ve got to see our country, it’s beautiful and I’d say, no I’ve been to Tijuana and they’d laugh and say, no that’s not Mexico! And so I

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What do you think of the candidates who are currently vying for your position?

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Do you have any advice for your successor?

I think we have some really great candidates. I am so proud of them and everybody’s been very classy, everybody’s been very on the high road– they’re not putting each other down, they’re not calling out each other’s weakness. They’re talking about their strengths and what they want to do and I’m really happy about that because that’s the kind of campaigning we want to see here. Never mind about your opponent, it’s about you.

What do you have to give? What do you have to bring to the table? And I’m really happy because that’s what I see.

Yeah.You prepare to commit your life to this job. If you want to do it well, that’s what it takes.You have to look at it as a mission.You have to be able to express yourself well, you have to be able to be bold, you have to be able to take disappointment, you have to be aware of the fact that the community is always watching and you have to be careful how you conduct yourself because you are a public figure and I think we should be held to a higher standard. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

What do you think is the biggest misconception about being in government?

There’s a lot of misconceptions about how we’re just throwing money away.

There are instances where we don’t spend money well, but isn’t that the truth with everybody? We can all sit there and have buyer’s remorse about the car we bought that was junk or the house we bought that had problems or the dress we bought that fell apart the next time you wore it. We all make stupid money decisions, but you make the best decision you can at the time.

People also need to understand that we cannot have our taxes and our rates stay the same year after year–it doesn’t work that way. Tell me, are you paying the same amount for your plate lunch that you paid for it a year ago? I almost fainted the other day, I paid $12 for a plate lunch and I thought, “Oh my gosh, this

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That, to me, is the joy about being in this job. It’s what you learn. As a council member, you’re exposed to incredible amounts of information that you wouldn’t get any other way because the items that we look at in county government are so broad.

Not only did I meet all kinds of people– I’ve had the opportunity to meet foreign dignitaries, I’ve met kids, I’ve met students, I’ve met constituents of people that like me, people that don’t like me–but I’ve learned more people skills.

I also learned that you have to be really careful about promising to change everything. Change in government is very difficult and it’s because it’s a complicated process and you can’t do it by yourself. The mayor cannot tomorrow decide that he’s going to turn Ka‘ahumanu into a toll road, even if he thinks that might be a good idea.

I think that’s the part that a lot of people who want to be politicians don’t understand. Most of the time, on the council, you have to have four other people agree with you. If you can’t get the other members to agree with you, you can’t do anything.

I would not have had the opportunity

to learn about some of these things had I not been on the council, so I think it’s an education in itself.

Say you could do anything you possibly wanted to once you retire, no restrictions at all. What would be the first thing you’d want to do?

finally took the trip and realized what a beautiful, wonderful country it is. I love to travel.

I love different cultures, I love meeting different people. The world is wonderful if you ever have a chance to take a look at it.

Of course, I hope to get involved again with the nonprofit sector which is my true love. It’s where I spent the majority of my life and I totally get excited about what the nonprofits do, so I’d like to go back. The problem is, my list is growing and I know it wouldn’t be wise for me to get involved in all that I want to. Now I have to figure out where do I think I can be of the most help? So, I don’t think I’ll just be sitting in front of the TV.

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THE STORY BEHIND KOHOLA BREWERY IN LAHAINA

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to-10 barrel place–this place has 25 barrels.

So it’s pretty big. We just decided to go for it. To start from the ground up and have to ship everything is crazy. And if it breaks, we have to fix it. This place was here for eight years before us, and if something breaks, Garrett knows what we have to do to fix it.

He and his wife Melanie have been great.”

That’s when the plan for the Kohola Brewery started to gel.

“When we were planning this brewery, it started as just a fun conversation,” says Christine. “It was something we would discuss on date night. Then it got serious. Ian started to homebrew. During the process, I would mention it to my friend Susan. Then we needed a business partner and she suggested it to her husband William [Ramirez]. Everything fell into place.”

Then William met brewer Justin Brouhard and found their third piece of the puzzle while Ian was meeting with Garrett and figuring out the fourth. Things were going to flow in their brewery idea. Their original plan only involved about five beers so there was some tweaking to do to move into the facility.

add to get specific flavors, like a caramel malt. It’s that last 10 percent of the malt that gives that flavor.”

He brewed the Saison with Upcountry lemons, processed by hand.

“With the Saison I hand zested 350 lemons and added that towards the end of the boil to get more flavor,” says Brunson.

“Our lager is probably one of the only unfiltered pilsners you will try. We aren’t under the production pressures of a lot of other breweries. We don’t have to filter it.

We can let it lager naturally–that’s why it’s so awesome.”

The brewery tasting room has the Ono Tacos food truck around the corner if you want to grab food nearby. They offer a few tasting flights to sample their beer, and you can also bring it home in their hydro flask growlers. They recently hosted a beerpairing dinner and plan to do more events.

Ian is also planning to start brewery tours in September.

“I thought at first that all I need to do

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raft breweries are on the rise, so it’s no surprise that the Kohola Brewery took over the spot vacated by Maui Brewing Company after their new Kihei facility opened.

Kohola’s tasting room in Lahaina is a primo spot to taste all 10 of their beers.

They opened about eight months ago, with partners Ian and Christine Elumba, William Ramirez and Justin and Brittany Brouhard.

But it’s Ian and Christine who are on the ground and running.

“We saw the potential for growth here on Maui,” says Christine. “We really wanted it to be Hawaii because we really wanted to live in Hawaii. The opportunity came to purchase this because Maui Brewing Co. outgrew it. The doors just really opened for us.”

“I think this place was for sale for a while, but for some reason or another it wasn’t taken,” says Ian. “Then one day [Maui Brewing Company owner] Garrett [Marrero] replied to my email and said to come check it out. It was bigger than we needed, but it was such an opportunity.

Initially we were planning to open a seven-

“A lot of things changed from our original business plan, says Ian. “Originally we thought we would have five core beers. But it’s hard to call a beer your flagship or your core beer because you have to actually see how the public accepts your beer. You just don’t get a second impression on beer.

Once somebody tastes your product, if they don’t like it they won’t buy it ever. We have to get them on the first impression. It can’t be too bitter or too sweet.”

Christine says they worked on recipes and kept the tropical heat in mind.

“So we tried to do four main beers that we sell in kegs,” says Ian. “The Lokahi, our German style pilsner, is a really easy drinking, clean, crisp beer. Then we have an IPA, for those who like a hoppy bitter beer. We call it the Mighty 88 because ‘Kohola’ means ‘whale’ in the Hawaiian language, and 88 Feet is the longest humpback whale measured in Hawaiian waters. We have Talk Story Pale Ale a light medium-bodied beer, really good for Hawaii. Then we have the Red Sand

Craft Flight

Ale. The Red Sand is a more complex, fuller beer, not like most beers you’ve tasted. It’s earthy, goes well with barbecue and pizza.

Most places have a lager and an IPA so we felt the Red Sand was unique for us.”

Now they sell kegs to over 45 locations on the island. They have 10 beers available: Talk Story Pale Ale, Lokahi Pilsner, Pineapple Lokahi Pilsner, 88 Light Rye IPA, Shoots Extra Pale Ale, Mean Bean Coffee Stout, Smooth Tide Ale, Mighty 88 IPA, Red Sand and the Kai Ala. The Kai Ala Saison is a new Belgian-style beer collaboration with Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. The Shoots Extra Pale Ale is a recipe by their inhouse brewer Andrew Brunson.

“The red ale has higher-kilned malts, like black malt,” says Brunson. “The malt itself is already processed, then I brew it.

We have a base malt that comes from Alberta, Canada. The beer is about 80 percent of that. Then we have other malts that we get with different characteristics that we

for tours is talk, but now I need a reservation system so I can work out all of the kinks early on,” says Ian. “We want to grow slowly but grow significantly. We don’t bottle or can yet but we are looking closely at doing that. Canning is the way to go in the future. On the Mainland, they have mobile canning units that come to your brewery and can for you. We don’t have that here. I have to get my own canning operation going. So we have some tough decisions to make.”

The Tasting Room at the brewery is open every day of the week, Monday through Saturday, 1 to 9pm, and Sundays from 1 to 7pm.

They offer Happy Hour from 5-7pm featuring $5 pints and from 5-6pm they do a growler hour with $5 and $3 off options. Kohola Brewery also serves Vitali-tea Kombucha. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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WHY MAUI PIE IN KIHEI CAN BARELY KEEP UP WITH DEMAND

Kellee and Ryan Houghtaling

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on what,” said Ryan. “Since Maui felt like home to us, it made sense that we wouldn’t root ourselves too deep in Michigan. We thought that the best way to get into that dream is to do something that someone else had already done before us that could help us, guide us through it.”

After the honeymoon on Maui, they decided to go all in on pie.

“We moved in with my parents to do a pie bootcamp,” said Kellee. “We got married in March and moved in to learn pie making in June. We were newlyweds, living with my parents in my childhood room, with our dog. The whole thing was crazy. We were on the clock full time at the bakery as bakers. They have a whole different system, and they have a fast casual restaurant that does sandwiches and stuff, but we just focused on baking the pies.”

Ryan had never baked a pie before the bootcamp.

“I had always been into food, mostly savory,” says Ryan. “But I felt I needed to know how to bake a pie. Our parents’ recipes were the springboard for our shop. We basically took the idea of their recipes and

Northshore berry and mountain berry in fruit pies. Cream pies included lilikoi, key lime, chocolate, coconut, chocolate haupia and banana. The chocolate pies use Waialua chocolate produced on Oahu. Their pies come in a large nine-inch version and a mini six-inch version.

Kellee said the signature little heart in the middle of their pies is reminiscent of Grand Traverse Pie Co. but the pie-making style is all their own.

“I feel like we have been guided this way as far as what the island needs and what space we can get and work with,” said Kellee. “Space is a hot commodity. So you know what, let’s start out with what we know and we do really well and that is pie. We also do pie adjacent products, cookies, muffins, turnovers, coffee cake, pot pies and quiche. For the most part, pie is our bread and butter.”

Their most popular pie is the chicken pot pie. Kellee said they ate it a lot to sort out exactly the flavor they were looking for.

“I don’t know how many months we just ate pot pie breakfast, lunch and dinner,” says

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great piece of pie can be like a slice of heaven, so when I stepped into the Maui Pie shop in the Azeka Mauka shops in Kihei, my mouth was watering with sweet anticipation. This cute pie shop in Kihei, sandwiched between Ono Gelato and Taco Bell, has a huge selection of pie. It’s not surprising that owners Ryan and Kellee Houghtaling told me that pie is their passion.

“I grew up in my parents’ pie shop, but through my college years I always thought I was going to do my own thing,” said Kellee.

“My husband Ryan and I settled near Ann Arbor area. He was doing automotive repair and I was doing marketing for a truck accessories company. Our hearts just weren’t in what we were doing. We were ready for a move of some sort. We had been vacationing on Maui. Ryan proposed to me on Maui. We got married on Maui. Every time we had to leave I would just bawl. We just love this place and the energy it has.”

Ryan said the idea of a pie shop kept slipping in.

“We were in the process of a big change, but we weren’t completely set

developed it into our own. Nothing is the same, really. We gained about 50 pounds during that process.”

The idea to drop everything and go somewhere far away to make pies is not far fetched. It’s apparently in Kellee’s blood.

“My dad was working for an aerospace company and my mom was in medical sales living the corporate life in San Diego when they decided to do pies,” she said. “I was 11 when we moved everything to Traverse City, Michigan to start a pie shop called Grand Traverse Pie Co. All of a sudden I had hardcore winters with snow!

They started their pie shop in 1996–it was a little shop at first but they kept pushing walls back and getting bigger. They started franchising, and now they have 16 stores.”

When they first arrived on the island they were making pie at the Lokahi Pacific kitchen and selling at the swap meet. But they quickly outgrew that. People wanted to pick up pies through the week, not just Saturdays. They had people coming to their home, or meeting in parking lots.

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“We started needing our own kitchen because we were getting people who wanted pies every day,” said Ryan. “But to use the Lokahi kitchen we had to book a few days in advance. So we couldn’t just whip up pie anytime.”

They found the little spot that had been a pizza place for less than a year.

“We were meeting people at the Foodland parking lot to do pie deals,” Kellee said. “I was thinking this must look strange. I swear I’m only selling turnovers! I loved being at the swap meet. I hope I can get back there this fall. We started thinking, Maui is really going to embrace us.You never know ‘til you know. Then we got this place. It was a pistachio pizza place.

It was ‘pistachio’–I found the can of paint. Ryan had to do a lot of the building out. The counter, the paint, all these changes were him.”

The Maui pie shop has an incredible selection of pie flavors. The day I was there they had mango strawberry, raspberry peach, apple, blueberry, cherry, strawberry rhubarb,

Kellee. I would still love to have it breakfast, lunch and dinner, but I had to pump the brakes. I have to moderate my consumption.”

Ryan said their team of bakers gets to do the tasting for new products now.

“Our team gets to do the tasting now,” he said. “They know what we are looking for when we are testing something so they have to taste. The level of freshness, the texture and flavor they know what to look for. We also have some repeat customers we give test products to.”

They also make a few flavors of quiche for savory pies. You can pick up what is on hand at the shop, or if you wanted to say, omit the onions, just order one to your specification 24 hours in advance. You can also find their pies on the menu at Da Kitchen, Andaz, Fat Daddy’s and The Market in Wailea. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, AUG. 25 WMTA CANDIDATES NIGHT – The West Maui eir Taxpayers Association (WMTA) is hosting their 2016 Candidates Night. All candidates that willl d appear on the West Maui ballot have been invited ed to attend (though Mayor McCheese, pictured nd here, is not actually up for reelection this year and thus not expected to attend). Learn about many of u them and the issues affecting West Maui. Akaku c will also broadcast the event. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); Westmaui.org. Photo: photognome/Flickr

HAWAIIAN MUSIC SERIES – There’s another great Hawaiian Music Concert Series event happening at the Baldwin Home Museum. Performers will include Marvin Tevaga, Kalani Miles and Kimo Brehm of the Matagi Trio. Limited seating will be provided, so please bring a blanket, lowback beach chairs or mats so you can relax and enjoy the show. Free. 6pm. Baldwin Home Museum, (Corner of Dickenson and Front Street, Lahaina); 808-661-3262; Lahainarestoration.org.

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FRIDAY, AUG. 26 ISLAND BREEZE TOUR – The Island Breeze Tour is stopping at the MACC. The tour includes a trio of great musicians: slack key guitarist Jeff Peterson, taiko master Kenny Endo and shakuhachi master Riley Lee. Sounds like a pretty amazing show. $30-45.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org.

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BATTLE OF THE ISLANDS – The Hawaii State Roller Derby Tournament runs Friday, Aug 26 and Saturday, Aug. 27 at the Maui War Memorial Complex. The “Battle of the Islands” will feature roller derby skaters from all over Hawaii, food trucks, music and good times. The Boys and Girls Club of Maui will sell beverages to raise funds, and a portion of the proceeds will go to the Paia Youth and Cultural Center. Free. 6pm. Maui War Memorial Complex, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); Mauirollergirls.com.

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‘ZOO ‘ZOOTOPIA’ – The Starry Night Cinema at the Maui Arts and Cultural Cente Center (MACC) will screen the popular Disney film Zootopia. There will be pre-sh pre-show music by Brad Kahikina, art projects for the kids and a drawing for a adults to win MACC show tickets. Food, refreshments and snacks will be provided by Belle Surf Cafe, Sumo Dogs, Rosa’s Catering and Maui Kazowie Kettlecorn. Free. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural C Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org.

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SATURDAY, AUG. 27 FREE RANGE COMEDY – There’s another hysterical edition of Free Range Comedy happening at the ProArts Playhouse. Kristi Scott, Chris Rose, Vicki McGee, John Williams, Matt Brass, Bill Hubbard and Karen Stavash will have you laughing out of your chair. Some of the members may even make special appearances as 2016 presidential candidates. Oh, and if you bring a can to donate to the Maui Food Bank, you’ll get $2 off the ticket fee. $10. 7:30pm.

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‘ENA ALOH ALOHA YOGA – The ‘Ena Aloha Yoga workshop will take t place at the Andaz Maui Resort. Tracy Keenan and Amber Tesoro o of Maui Yoga Studio will teach it, and there will be a a henna artist and a live DJ. Make sure to wear neon and white c yoga clothes so you can glow and shine. Yogis in attendance re will receive a “It’s a Maui Day” towel courtesy of Maui Beach Bla Blankets, and there’s also going to be a raffle with some pre pretty sweet prizes. $20. 6pm. Andaz Maui at Wailea Re Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; M Maui.andaz.hyatt.com.

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SATURDAY, SA S ATU TU R RD DAY, A AUG. 27 FILL THE BOOT FUNDRAISER – The Muscular Dystrophy Association’s annual Fill the Boot fundraiser will take place at the Maui Mall this Sa Saturday, Aug. 27 and Sunday, Aug. 28. Join Maui firefighters and the families as they raise funds to fight Muscular Dystrophy. Make sure their to do your part and help support the children, adults and Hawaii families that are affected by this dreadful disease. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (7 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com.

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GARY PAUL NABHAN – Gary Paul Nabhan will be the special guest in the Merwin Conservancy’s Green Room. The event is in partnership with the Indigenous Crop Biodiversity Festival and the World Conservation Congress. Nabhan is a nature writer, ethnobotanist and agrarian activist. $25 ($10 student rate with student ID), 6:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy garynabhan.com

SUNDAY, AUG. 28 SU UN ND DAY AY AU A KAEHU BAY CLEANUP – Time for Hawaii Wildlife Foundation’s monthly Ka‘ehu Bay cleanup. Bring your family and friends to help clean up trash littering Maui’s northwest coastline. These cleanups include Japanese tsunami debris monitoring. Wear sturdy shoes, hats and plenty of sun protection. All supplies will be provided. Free. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place, Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html.

Photo: Nevit/Wikimedia Commons

HAWAII NATIONAL PARKS’ CENTENNIAL JURIED EXHIBITION – Hawaii’s National Parks will celebrate their first 100 years with a Centennial Juried Exhibition at the Schaefer International Gallery. The exhibition features a huge array of artistic works that celebrate Hawaii’s National Parks. Jurors for the event will be Honolulu Museum of Art Curator Jay Jensen and Hawaiian culture consultant and artist Nalani Kanakaole. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org.

1916 photo courtesy Haleakala National Park

TUESDAY, AUG. 30

SUNDAY, AUG. 28 CANE & CANOE SUNDAY BRUNCH – Cane and Canoe at the Montage Resort will host an amazing Sunday Brunch this Sunday, and every Sunday after.

The brunch features an a la carte menu from Executive Chef David Viviano. There will be a wide variety of mouthwatering sweet and savory brunch selections, as well as a build-your-own Bloody Mary bar. 7am-1pm.

Cane and Canoe at Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com.

Photo: Flickr/FrankGruber

ARC OF MAUI FUNDRAISER – ARC of Maui is having a fundraiser at Flatbread Company in Paia. A percentage of all pizza sales will be directly donated to ARC of Maui, and there will also be a silent auction. Here’s a great chance to help out Maui County residents with developmental disabilities. Funds raised will duallow ARC of Maui to purchase new recreational and eduny, cational equipment. Free. 4:30pm. Flatbread Company, org.

(89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; Arcofmaui.org.

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Soggy Buns ‘Sausage Party’ will make you hungry… for a funnier movie ★★★★★ Rated R / 89 Min.

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he opening scenes of Sausage Party establish a tone and look unlike any computer animated feature released this year. As the Shopwell supermarket opens and all the food sings in exaltation, two things are immediately noticeable: the animation is very good and the language is explicitly profane. By now, most know the hard-R rated, filthy and sometimes funny Sausage Party is not for children.

Seth Rogen plays an amorous hot dog named Frank and Kristin Wiig is his girlfriend, a hot dog bun named Brenda. They are saving their virginity for each other and awaiting the day when a human selects them to The Great Beyond. Once the food and non-perishable items discover that humans actually eat the food they purchase, an uprising at Shopwell begins. Yes, that is the plot of Sausage Party.

To be fair, I laughed a lot but there are also long segments where I grew as quiet as the audience. An explosion of in-theater laughter would be followed by

another bit that doesn’t land.

To my astonishment, the screenplay was written by five writers, including Rogen, frequent collaborator Evan Goldberg and costar Jonah Hill. Like Rogen’s “Paul,” this is as an obvious, heavy-handed plea for atheism.

The jabs at organized religion would have been more effective if they were funnier. The bit from Toy Story involving “The Claw” (“I have been chosen... goodbye my friends!”) actually has more to say about a religious mindset, but it was also subtle and hilarious.

The “logic” of the world depicted is so flimsy, the satire doesn’t entirely register.

Unlike the clear cut “rules” of Toy Story, the food characters can move in broad daylight but are only seen and heard by humans who are inebriated... I think. We see hot dogs and can goods good rolling but how could a taco walk around? Could an uprising of food against humans actually work? Why am I thinking so hard about a movie where Bill Hader provides the voice of El Guaco?

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The best jokes are throwaway bits, like Paul Rudd’s hilarious turn as the store’s unruly manager. Gags about mind-altering bath salts are stale. Likewise, the endless parade of ethnic stereotypes, gay jokes and sex puns seem like leftovers from another era and overstay their welcome.

Fans of Rogen (myself included) will note how, once again, he seemingly plays himself with the ease of a movie star stoner. Wiig is as bland here as she was in Ghostbusters. Undoubtedly, the character who audiences will walk away remembering with any fondness is the talking douche. Voiced by Nick Kroll as a jocular loudmouth (who ends most sentences with “bro”), The Douche is kind of

hilarious and all too easy to hate as a villain... because he’s a douche. For real, bro.

I should mention the food orgy sequence. No, this is not a spoiler. Believe me, there’s a world of difference between reading the words “food orgy” and watching an actual food orgy. Oddly enough, it’s cut in a brisk manner, as though the MPAA ratings board objected to the graphic footage.

There’s also a character named “Barry,” voiced by Michael Cera, who is a hot dog with a dented head. Great. I had to go a whole summer with Dinner For Schmucks featuring Steve Carrell’s idiot named “Barry” and now, it’s the name of a wimpy, deformed wiener. Next year’s Justice League features Ezra Miller playing The Flash, whose actual name is Barry Allen. Nice to finally have a cool character with my name. Until then, enjoy Barry the Misshapen Hot Dog. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Hands of Stone-R- 2D THU 7:30, 2D FRI-SAT 11:15 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, 2D SUN-THU 11:15 1:45 4:30 7:15.

Don’t Breathe-R- 2D THU 7:45, 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 12:00 1:00 2:20 3:20 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:15, 2D SUN-THU 10:45 12:00 1:00 2:20 3:20 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00.

Suicide Squad- PG13- 2D THU 10:45 11:30 12:00 1:30 2:45 4:15 5:00 5:30 7:00 8:15, 3D THU 2:15. 2D FRI-SAT 10:45 11:30 1:30 2:15 4:15 5:00 7:00 7:45 9:45 10:25, 2D SUN-THU 10:45 11:30 1:30 2:15 4:15 5:00 7:00 7:45.

Pete’s Dragon-PG- 2D THU 11:45 1:00 2:20 5:00 5:40, 3D THU 10:40 3:20 8:00. 2D FRISAT 11:45 2:00 4:45 7:25 9:40, 2D SUN-THU 11:45 2:00 4:45 7:25.

How To Be Yours - NR- 2D THU 7:25.

Jason Bourne-PG13- 2D THU 11:15 2:00 4:45.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Insanity of God-NR- 2D TUE 7:00.

The King and I (1956)- NR- 2D SUN 2:00

7:00, WED 2:00 7:00.

Welcome To Monster High-NR- 2D SAT 10:00.

Mechanic Resurrection-R-2D THU 7:00 9:30, FRI (11:30 2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:30, SAT-SUN (11:30 2:00) 4:30 7:00 9:30, MON-THU (11:30 2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:30.

Ben-Hur- PG13- 2D THU 2:00 7:10, 3D THU 11:30 4:40 9:50. 2D FRI (11:50 5:00) 10:10,

SAT-SUN (11:50) 5:00 10:10, MON-THU (11:50 5:00) 10:10. 3D THU , FRI-THU (2:00) 7:10.

Kubo And The Two Strings - PG- 2D THU 2:00 7:00, 3D THU 11:30 4:30 9:30. 2D FRI (11:50 4:50) 9:50, SAT-SUN (11:50) 4:50 9:50, MON-THU (11:50 4:50) 9:50. 3D FRITHU (2:20) 7:20.

War Dogs -R- 2D THU 11:30 12:00 2:10 2:40 4:50 5:20 7:30 8:00 9:20 10:10, FRI (11:30 1:40 2:10 4:50) 6:40 7:30 10:20, SAT (11:30 1:40 2:10) 4:50 6:40 7:30 10:20, SUN (11:30 1:40 2:10) 4:50 7:30 10:20, MON-TUE (11:30 1:40 2:10 4:50) 6:40 7:30 10:20, WED (11:30 1:40 2:10 4:50) 7:30 10:20, THU (11:30 1:40 2:10 4:50) 6:40 7:30 10:20.

Florence Foster Jenkins-PG13- 2D THU 12:00 2:30 5:10 10:30, FRI (11:30 2:30 4:40) 7:40 9:50, SAT-SUN (11:30 2:30) 4:40 7:40 9:50, MON-THU (11:30 2:30 4:40) 7:40 9:50.

Sausage Party-R- 2D THU 11:40 2:20 4:50 7:30 10:40, FRI (11:40 2:40 5:00) 7:50 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:40 2:40) 5:00 7:50 10:00, MONTHU (11:40 2:40 5:00) 7:50 10:00.

Equity -R- 2D THU FRI (11:30 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:20, SAT (11:30 1:50) 4:20 6:50 9:20, SUN (11:30 1:50) 4:20 6:45 9:20, MON (11:30 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:20, TUE (11:30 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:45, WED (11:30 1:50 4:20) 6:45 9:15, THU (11:30 1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:20.

Bad Moms-R- 2D THU 11:50 2:10 4:30 7:40 10:00, FRI (12:30 2:50 5:10) 7:30 10:00, SAT-SUN (12:30 2:50) 5:10 7:30 10:00, MON-THU (12:30 2:50 5:10) 7:30 10:00.

Jason Bourne-PG13- 2D THU 11:50 1:50 5:00 7:00 10:10, FRI (11:30 1:50 4:30) 6:50 9:30, SAT (11:30 1:50) 4:30 6:50 9:30, SUN (11:30) 4:30 6:50 9:30, MON (11:30 1:50

4:30) 6:50 9:30, TUE (11:30 1:50 4:30) 9:30, WED (11:30 4:30) 6:50 9:30, THU (11:30 1:50 4:30) 9:30.

Nerve -PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:40 4:40 7:50 10:20, FRI (11:30 4:20) 9:20, SAT (11:30) 4:20 9:20, SUN (11:30) 4:20, MON-TUE (11:30 4:20) 9:20, WED (11:30 4:20), THU (11:30 4:20) 9:20.

Star Trek Beyond- PG13- 2D THU 12:10 1:40 5:00 6:30 9:50, FRI (11:50 2:10 5:10) 7:10 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:50 2:10) 5:10 7:10 10:10, MON-THU (11:50 2:10 5:10) 7:10 10:10.

The Secret Life of Pets - PG- 2D THU 11:30 2:50 4:20 7:40, FRI (11:40 2:20 4:40) 7:20 9:40, SAT (11:40 2:20) 4:40 7:20 9:40, SUN (11:40 2:20) 7:20 9:40, MON-TUE (11:40 2:20 4:40) 7:20 9:40, WED (11:40 2:20) 7:20 9:40, THU (11:40 2:20 4:40) 7:20 9:40.

Nine Lives-PG- 2D THU 11:40 1:50.

Hunt For The Wilder People- PG13- 2D THU 4:10 6:35 9:05.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Mechanic: Resurrection- R- 2D FRI-SUN 1:30

4:15 7:00 9:30, MON 1:30 4:15 7:00, TUE 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:30, WED 1:30 4:15 7:00.

War Dogs-R- 2D THU 1:15 4:20 7:15. 2D FRISUN 1:15 4:10 6:50 9:50, MON 1:15 4:10 6:50, TUE 1:15 4:10 6:50 9:50, WED 1:15 4:10 6:50.

Suicide Squad- PG13- 2D THU 1:10 7:00, 3D THU 4:00. 2D FRI-SUN 1:00 6:45, 3D FRISUN 3:50 9:40, 2D MON 1:00 6:45, 3D MON 3:50, 2D TUE 1:00 6:45, 3D TUE 3:50 9:40, 2D WED 1:00 6:45, 3D WED 3:50.

Pete’s Dragon-PG- 2D THU 4:30, 3D THU 1:50.

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DON’T BREATHE - R - Horror/Thriller - A bunch of dumb friends break into a wealthy blind guy’s house, then discover he’s a serial killer. 88 min.

BAD MOMS - R - Comedy - Three over-worked mothers go nuts after reaching their breaking points. Stars Mila Kunis, Kathryn Hahn and Kristen Bell. 101 min.

SAUSAGE PARTY - R - Animation/Comedy - A sausage searches for the meaning of life. Stars Kristen Wiig, Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill. See this week’s film review. 89 min.

EQUITY - R - Drama - On Wall Street, an investment banker has to figure out a tangled web of corruption. 100 min.

BEN-HUR - PG13 - Adventure/Drama - Story of how a Roman prince falsely accused of treason by his adopted brother sought his revenge. 124 min.

STAR TREK BEYOND - PG13 - Adventure/ Sci-Fi - In deep space, the crew of the USS Enterprise faces a new, ruthless enemy that puts everything they stand for in jeopardy.

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HANDS OF STONE - R - Action/Biography The story of legendary boxer Roberto Duran (Edgar Ramirez) and his trainer Ray Arcel (Robert De Niro). 105 min.

THE INSANITY OF GOD - NR - Documentary - The story of a couple from rural Kentucky who travel to Somalia to do missionary work, only to find misery and catastrophe. Running time unknown.

THE KING AND I - NR - Drama/Musical Special anniversary screening of the classic 1956 film about a widow who goes to work as a governess for the children of the king of Siam. Stars Yul Brynner, Deborah Kerr and Rita Moreno.

MECHANIC: RESURRECTION - R - Crime/ Thriller - Arthur Bishop needs to carry out three impossible assassinations in order to save the life of the woman he loves. Stars Jason Statham and Jessica Alba. 99 min.

WELCOME TO MONSTER HIGH - PG - Animation - The story of the teenage children of famous monsters. Based on a line of fashion dolls from Mattel. 90 min.

FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS - PG13 - Biography/Drama - The story of a rich woman who wanted to be an opera star despite being a terrible singer. Stars Meryl Streep and Hugh Grant.

JASON BOURNE - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Matt Damon returns as ex-CIA assassin Jason Bourne in the first Bourne film since that Bourne-less Bourne film The Bourne Legacy.

123 min.

KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS - PG - Animation/Adventure - A young boy must find the magical suit of armor worn by his late father in order to destroy a dangerous spirit.

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NERVE - PG13 - Adventure/Mystery - A high school senior gets herself involved in a weird online game of Truth or Dare. 96 min.

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LAST CHANCE HOW TO BE YOURS - NR - Romance - When two ambitious professionals fall in love, they start reassessing their life goals. 113 min.

PETE’S DRAGON - PG - Adventure/Family Disney’s story of Pete and his best friend Elliot, who is also a dragon. 102 min.

HUNT FOR THE WILDER PEOPLE - PG13 - Adventure/Drama - Authorities go nuts when a kid and his foster uncle go missing in New Zealand. 101 min.

THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS - PG - Animation/Family - Max the terrier likes to hold parties when his people are away, but when Duke

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KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Aug 26. Come to South Maui and enjoy live entertainment, food booths and trucks, restaurants and arts and crafts vendors. There will also be a fun keiki zone and great local shopping. 6pm. Kihei Fourth Friday, (South Kihei Road and Piikea Ave.); 808-270-7710; Mauifridays.com

POWER UP COMEDY WITH CHINO LAFORGE - Tue. Aug 30. Stand up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage. 5:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

THE HAIKU HILLBILLYS - Fri. Aug 26. Kick up your heels with the Haiku Hillbillys (Rand Coon, Sue Westcott, Joel Katz, Klaus Simmer, Danny M, Kerry Sofaly and Randall Rospond) as they perform bluegrass, country, folk, blues, jazz and more. $10. 9:45pm. 21+. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com CHEERS BEERS AND PRIDE NIGHT - Sun. Aug 28. Join MBC in the Kihei Tasting Room for the monthly Cheers and Beers Pride Night for Maui’s LGBTQ friends and community. There will be live music with Jasmine Rice, Flat Jackson and Shea Butter and The Cream. This month they’ll be serving cask beer, cocktails, plenty of MBC beer on tap and ono food trucks. 4pm. Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Aug 25. TueSat. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $65 - $99. 4:30pm. Kupanaha Magic Theatre, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; Kupanaha.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Aug 25. Mon-Sat. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine and enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64-104.50. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com ‘ULALENA - Thu. Aug 25. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional and entertaining theatrical performance. Embark on a powerful journey and leave with a deeper understanding of island culture and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Aug 25. Willie K captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only.

Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com BURN’N LOVE - Thu. Aug 25. Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sat. Aug 27. Join Maui Magician Holden Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance on the mall’s center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221

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BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS Tue. Aug 30. This high-energy comedy and magic show has fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Trick at Mulligan’s. Free. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com NA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Aug 31. Bring your family to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki and their miniature horses, Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical production with horses that tell the story of the Hawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opportunity to take pictures and brush their minis. There will be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments. Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com

KAPALUA SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Aug 25.

Tuesday-Saturday. Sit back, relax and take in the beautiful Maui sunset while enjoying a special three-course Sunset Menu which includes a glass of sparkling wine and an amuse bouche from the Chef. $50. 5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree

KO’S SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Aug 28.

Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko at Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com

OCEAN’S SUNSET DINNER - Thu. Aug 25.

Tuesday and Thursday. Appetizers to choose are Caesar Salad or Onion Soup. Entree to choose are Braised Beef Short Rib Loco Moco or Ginger Garlic Catch. For dessert choose A Slice of Heaven–The best Chocolate Cake on Maui or Island Sorbet. $30. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool

HALI‘IMAILE PRIME RIB SUNDAY - Sun. Aug 28. Sunday. Enjoy a three-course Prix Fixe succulent, fresh-roasted Prime Rib of Beef Dinner for $38 through Dec. 18. Also available a la carte. Not valid with any other discount or promotion. 5:30pm. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd.); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com

BANYAN TREE’S HARVEST MENU - Thu. Aug 25. Tuesday-Saturday. Seasonal specials with optional wine pairing, dine between 5:30pm to 6:30pm for an additional 20 percent savings on the Harvest (does not apply to wine pairings).

5:30pm. Banyan Tree Restaurant, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); Ka 808-665-7096; Ritzca Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree

W - Wed. Aug FOUREVER FAB SHOW 31. Fourever Fab and itss BE BEATS AND EATS - Fri. e founding members have A Aug 26. DJ Eliza will spin been performing the f and funky tunes while fun hits of the world’s mostChef Jojo whips up creloved lads, The Beatles, ative appetizers and light for over 20 years. It is bites. No cover charge. with a labor of love and 5pm. The Plantation respect for the greatest T House Restaurant, (2000 OU songs in popular music K C Plantation Club Dr., Kathat Fourever Fab conCHE EK p palua); 808-669-6299; AN WE C E tinue to perfect their TH OU T Theplantationhouse.com Y F .

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GRILL nal instruments to pay tribfined a res Join resorts Hana Hou Bar for a ute to the songs that defined ui Theatre, Gr with live island music, Sunset Grill generation. 6:30pm. Maui craft beverages and local plate special.

(878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Chef David Viviano will showcase signature Mauitheatre.com dishes including Grilled Local Ahi Sandwich GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY with Asian slaw, Surf and Turf Cobb Salad with SHOW - Wed. Aug 31. Enjoy Hawaii’s Renaispetite filet mignon and jumbo prawns and mixed sance man, Grammy Award-winner George Kahuplates such as Huli Huli Chicken with sticky moku Jr., performing in concert with Hawaii’s music rice. 5pm. Hana Hou Bar, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); legends at the Aloha Pavilion. Hosted by George 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com and his Slack Key Show Ohana, Peter deAquino, CASTAWAY’S SEAFOOD NIGHT - Fri. Aug Sterling Seaton, and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show 26. Friday. Enjoy a seafood extravaganza with dinner package at Sea House Restaurant, advance fresh fish, clams, shrimp, crab leg cluster, Portupurchase required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai guese sausage, new potatoes, corn on the cob Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); and garlic bread. $47.95. 5pm. Castaway Cafe, 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com

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Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku’ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

HALI‘IMAILE KAMA‘AINA SUMMER SPECIAL - Thu. Aug 25. Daily. Kama‘aina Summer Special through Nov. 20: buy one dessert, get one free during lunch M-F, 11am-2:30pm. Also receive 20 percent off dinner entrees every day at 5:30-9pm with valid Hawaii ID. Not valid with any other discounts or promotions. 11am. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-572-2666; HGSMaui.com KING’S VISIT WINE TASTING AND TOUR Thu. Aug 25. Maui’s winery is now offering the King’s Visit Wine Tasting and Tour. This tour includes visiting the Old Jail, tasting small-production single varietal Ulupalakua Vineyards estate wines, a walk through the vineyard grounds, and lots of opportunities to talk story about the history of Rose Ranch. $50. 2:30pm. Maui Wine Ulupalakua Vineyards, (14815 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Ulupalakua); 808-878-6058; Mauiwine.com

SUMMER FRIDAY CLAMBAKES - Fri. Aug 26. Summer Friday Clambakes offer an opportunity for locals, visitors and guests to enjoy delicious clams, mussels, shrimp, snow crab claws, Portuguese sausage, corn on the cob and potatoes while they relax on the outdoor terrace. $38. 5:30pm. Black Rock Lounge, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8186; Sheraton-maui.com.

SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Aug 28. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/ adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Aug 28. Here’s an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites by Executive Sous Chef Alvin Savelia. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com

CASTAWAY’S BURGER AND BREW - Mon. Aug 29. Monday. Castaway offers any halfpound burger and Castaway IPA Draft beer for $17.95. 7:30am. Castaway Cafe, (45 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-9091; Castawaycafe.com OCEAN’S BURGERS N’ BREWS - Mon. Aug 29. Featuring a selection of burgers using locally sourced meats and produce paired with Maui Brewing Company beer. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool WHOLE FOODS TACO DAY - Tue. Aug 30.

Tuesday. Enjoy street-style tacos and save! Buy two for $3: beef or tofu with cilantro, onions and Adoboloco Hot Sauce. 8am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com PLAYMAKER’S TACO DAY - Tue. Aug 30. Tuesday. Enjoy $2 tacos all day at Playmaker’s. 10am. Playmakers Sports Bar, (928 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808244-4804; Facebook.com/Playmakers-Sports-Bar OCEAN’S CRAB FEST - Wed. Aug 31. All you can eat buffet includes Seasonal Crab Legs with drawn butter and lemon, Fried Chicken, Maui Corn, Garlic Bread, Caesar Salad and Potato Salad. Top it off with a pineapple cobbler for dessert. $46 per adult, $23 per child, free for children under 3. Reservations required. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/oceanpool LUAU DINNER SHOW - Wed. Aug 31. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new Luau Dinner show, Huaka‘I–Journey through Polynesia. The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and fantastic Luau buffet. The Hula performances are beautiful and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 5:30pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Club Luau, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 888-582-8858; Huakailuau.com

ART SCENE PLEIN AIR PAINTER, DIANE SNOEY APPLER Fri. Aug 26. Diane Snoey Appler’s warm landscape scenes of California and Maui are inspired by a sincere love of the outdoors. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Aug 26.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit our gallery, for live music and mai tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com FASHION SHOW AND LIVE PAINTING - Fri. Aug 26. There will be a fashion show featuring jewelry by local designers. Island artist Taryn Alessandro will paint a live model wearing a statement piece by local designer Yasha. And Curt Lee will be the MC as well as play live music. Free. 7pm.

Sargent’s Fine Art and Jewelry, (802 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2131; Sargentsfineart.com

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WED- Famous Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, 10pm $10

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CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

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Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar! 7am

MON- Open Mic 7-10pm, TUE- Brian & Meryl, 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

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HOT SUMMER COOL ART - Sat. Aug 27. Introducing newest resident Hannah Prezioso and her beautiful living green art, alongside new work by fellow resident artists. Enjoy the surf film SPROUT and rad musical guests Alligator Heads (Toem and Jake). 4pm. Treehouse at Pauwela, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); 808-931-9243; Treehouse.space KATHY MCCARTNEY - Tue. Aug 30. Kathy McCartney paints underwater sea life, landscapes with turquoise waters, heavenly moon, sunbeams and rainbow bridges that connect heaven to earth.

12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Wed. Aug 31. Come by the gallery to meet this talented painter every Wednesday in August. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com OIL ON ETCHED WOOD PAINTINGS BY CHRISTINE HALTON - Wed. Aug 31. Christine Halton’s paintings are a combination of the fine expression of line through wood burning and the depth of color with oils paints. 11am. Maui Hands, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com

TICKETS ON SALE SPAGO WAILEA BEER DINNER - Fri. Sep 2.

Enjoy a five-course meal prepared by Chef Cameron Lewark. Each course will be paired with a special craft beer from Maui Brewing Company. $85. 5:30pm. Spago Maui, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-2999; Fourseasons.com RON ARTIS II AND THE TRUTH - Fri. Sep 2. Enjoy a wide range of musical styles, funk, soul, rock and everything in between from Ron Artis II and The Truth live at Charley. $15-25.

9pm. 21+. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Rootsmusic.eventbrite.com NA MELE O HAWAII THE GOLDEN YEARS - Sat. Sep 3. Presented by Kaulupono Music with Maui’s own Kumu Hula and Multi-Na Hoku Hanohano award winner Uluwehi Guerrero. The concert features Halau Hula Kauluokala, with special guests Emma Veary, Marlene Sai, Keola and Moanalani Beamer. $35-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

MON-Movie 7:30pm & Music 10pm, TUETequila Tuesdays w/DJ Firefly,10pm, WEDWine Down Wednesdays w/ DJ Firefly,10pm

PINK MARTINI FEATURING CHINA FORBES - Sun. Sep 4. Presenting the biggest little orchestra around–Pink Martini–featuring lead singer China Forbes. $35-68. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org PETER PAN JR. MUSICAL AUDITIONS - Tue. Sep 6. Maui OnStage is excited to announce their fall Youth Production of Disney’s Peter Pan. For performers ages 8-17 who want to learn all the aspects of performing a musical on the Iao Theater stage. Tuition: $195 includes script and show t-shirt (sibling discounts and need based scholarships are available). 3:30pm. Iao Theailuku); 808ater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); m 242-6969; Mauionstage.com DEMYSTIFYING THE KUAUA6 HU - Thu. Sep 8. The 2016 Ku Mai Ka Hula competition weekend begins with this special presentation, an intimate conversation with Maui kumu hula about what the kuahu means to them personally and to their halau hula. Participants include Kumu Hula Napua Greig,, na, Kumu Hula Kamaka Kukona, itau, Kumu Hula Kapono‘ai Molitau, a. $15. and Kumu Hula Pueo Pata. ultural Cen7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural ter, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-2422787; Mauiarts.org

Band Courtbouillon with Wayne Toups, Steve Riley and Wilson Savoy, saxophone player Javon Jackson, jazz stylist Gabriel Mark Hasselbach, Na Hoku Winner Benny Uyetake, The Jazz Alley TV Trio and more. 4:30pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-669-5200; Mauijazzandbluesfestival.com KOKUA FOR KUPUNA - Sat. Sep 10. Funds raised will give financial assistance to frail elderly and disabled individuals who are unable to afford the cost of a nursing home. Ticket cost is $140 per person, which includes a traditional luau feast (including two drinks), silent auction and door prizes. 5pm. Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa, (2605 P Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; SheratonSheraton-maui.com

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KU MAI KA HULA COMPETITION - Sat. Sep 10. Featuring award-winning halau from Hawaii, the continental U.S., and Japan, competing in solo and group performances. Male and female dancers perform both kahiko (traditional) and auana (modern) hula stylings, judged by renowned, prestigious kumu hula. Expect to see halau competing in a level of performance as in more well-known competitions. $25. 1pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL - Sat. Sep 10. Enjoy blues guitarist Joe Louis Walker, guitarist Larry Coryell, Delfeayo Marsalis, The

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SPYR GYRA - Sun. Sep 11.

SPYRO Spy Gyra are contemporary Spyro jaz icons who, over a 40jazz yyear career, sold more than 1 10 million albums and performed in more than 5,000 concerts worldwide. Now they’re returning to Hawaii. $50-80. 6pm. Maui A Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

COUNTY COUNCIL CANDICOUN F DATE FORUM - Tue. Sep 13.

Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce (MNH (MNHCoC) invites all to attend a Special Talk Story. The menu will be provided

by Ho‘apili Ane (with no host bar). $25 for MNHCoC members and $30 for non-members; save $5 when booking online. 5:30pm. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 855-364-6622; Mnhcoc.org MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL HANA HOU - Tue. Sep 13. An intimate evening of blues with Blues Hall of Famer Joe Louis Walker and Na Hoku Winner Benny Uyetake. Chef Ben Diamond will serve an exquisite three-course organic garden-to-table meal.. BYOB, limited to 40 guests. Call or go online for reservations. $125. 6pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com

SERGIO MENDEZ - Thu. Sep 15. One of the most successful Brazilian artists of all time, Sergio Mendes, is coming to Maui. Mendes has recorded more than 35 albums, many of which went gold or platinum, and he’s a three-time Grammy winner. Tickets are $35, $55, $75 and a limited number of $125 premium seats, plus applicable fees. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, AUGUST 25 KANAHA BEACH PARK OPEN HOUSE EVENT - Thu. Aug 25. The public is invited to provide input on the future of Kanaha Beach Park during the Community Open House Event hosted by the Department of Parks and Recreation. The open house will provide an opportunity for all park users and area resident to learn about the planning process and meet the staff and consultants who are working on the project. 5pm. Waikapu Community Center, (22 E. Waiko Rd., Wailuku); 808-270-7931.

LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER - Thu. Aug 25.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all nonprofit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday.

6pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

FRIDAY, AUGUST 26 ALOHA FRIDAY AT HULA GRILL - Fri. Aug 26.

Enjoy a full day of Aloha with complementary ukulele lessons led and live music by Derick Sebastian, Hula shows hosted by Ma‘a and live music with Kawika Lum Ho and Roy Kato with hula by Auntie Jan. Local style food specials will also be available. 9:30am. Hula Grill, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com YOGA OF ESSENTIAL OILS CLASS - Fri. Aug 26. For yogis and everyone seeking radiant health: Learn how to utilize pure therapeutic essential oils to enhance yoga and fitness. Free. 12pm. Maui Yoga Shala Paia, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 707291-5763; Mydoterra.com/islandearthoils

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MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

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MON-Brandt Quick, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

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Willie K, 9-11pm $5 cover

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JD & Harry 3-5pm,Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

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Neto, 5:30pm

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MON-Nestor Ugale 6pm, WED- Open Mic/Karaoke 9pm-close

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David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolf / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

Steve Sargenti, 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen Big Band, 7-9pm

Murray Thorne, 7-9pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON- Ron Kuala’au, 6:30pm, TUE-Magic Show 6:30pm, WED Joel Katz 5:15pm, Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm

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Salsa Night & DJ Mike & Kamikaze

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KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

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PAU HANA AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT - Fri. Aug 26. Pau Hana at The Shops is more than just a happy hour. Pau Hana celebrates the end of the work week with live musical performances

by Maui’s talented up and coming artists as well as Maui’s more well established musicians. 4pm.

The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com DREAM IMUA CHARITY PINT NIGHT - Fri. Aug 26. Imua Family Services’ Dream Imua (formerly A Keiki’s Dream) has supported Maui County’s children most in need since 1990, granting them a day of their dreams and empowering them to believe that they are special and there is hope. Help MBC’s Kahana Brewpub donate half of all house beer profits to Dream Imua. 6pm. Maui Brewing Company, (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; Mauibrewingco.com

SATURDAY, AUGUST 27 ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Aug 27. Here’s an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create whole systems which produce healthy food sustainably. $20-25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com ALOHA SPIRIT COMMUNITY ACTIVITY DAY - Sat. Aug 27. Come and join in the aloha spirit in a gorgeous garden setting to help chip wood and aid with general garden repairs and maintenance.

Includes a short garden tour and lunch with a traditional pizza and salad. 10:30am. Hali‘imaile Community Garden, (Aoiki St., Hali‘imaile); 415-480-4769; Hali‘imailegarden.com; Haliimailegarden@gmail.com SPECIAL PSYCHIC AND HEALTH FAIR - Sat. Aug 27. The anniversary of Awakening in Paradise continues with open house, live music and munchies. 11am. Kihei Long’s Center, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1114.

WEST AFRICAN DANCE WITH QUINCEY Sat. Aug 27. Live Drumming! Have fun following the beats of the drums, learn new steps and moves with this great teacher. $10. 11am. Pahu Creations, (870 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-385-2642; Pahumaui.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Aug 27. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Aug 27. Free card session at Maui Toy Works. 3pm. Lahaina

Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

ANNUAL MAUI WEDDING EXPO- Sat. Aug 27. The event will feature entertainment, cake tasting and door prizes throughout the day.

Brides and Grooms may register to be entered into the door prize drawing in advance. The Black Rock Kitchen will offer a breakfast special for attendees of the wedding expo. Free. 10am-3pm.

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SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Aug 30. Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence in a fun and safe space. $15. 6:45pm. Louise Lambert, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Da Ukulele Boys 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana and Guest 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

SUNDAY, AUGUST 28 OPEN AIR MARKET - Sun. Aug 28. Take a leisurely walk through this unique oceanfront market and shop for handcrafted treasures created by local artisans on the resorts Namalu Lawn. 8am.

Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com/kapalua-bay FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Aug 28. Get your sweat on with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free.

9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com POLYNESIAN DANCE BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Aug 28. Enjoy a traditional Polynesian performance by Te Tiare Patitifa on the mall’s center stage. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, AUGUST 29 SALSA DANCE CLASS - Mon. Aug 29. Maui dance enthusiasts and Latin music lovers can take Salsa Dance Classes with Demian and Lasensua. Singles and couple welcome. The beginner class starts at 6pm with the Intermediate class to follow at 6:45pm. $10 per class, $15 per couple. 6am. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org HISTORICAL BOTANICAL TOUR - Mon. Aug 29. Mon and Wed. The all-new historical botanical tour showcases the horticultural artistry of Haiku Mill. The tour take guests around the Haiku Mill property where they will learn about Hawaii’s prosperous sugar era and its impact on the cultural makeup of the islands, as well as its diverse tropical flora. Group and Kama‘aina rates available. $18. 2pm. Haiku Mill, (250 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-9994; Haikumill.com

TUESDAY, AUGUST 30 UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Aug 30. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT GROUPS - Tue. Aug 30. Child and Family Service in Wailuku offers weekly Domestic Violence Support Groups for Survivors, Teens, and Children every Tuesday. Please call for more information and/or to register. (Registration is required). 5:30pm. Child and Family Service, (392 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-877-6888; 808-357-8260; Childandfamilyservices.org

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Aug 31. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride.

Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE AT MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Piilani Arias 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin 5:308:30pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brian Haia 5:30-8:30pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com/kapaluabay/dining/cane-and-canoe CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Like you, I’m a major multitasker. I like surfing the Internet while watching television while playing with the dog while cooking dinner while getting dressed while tidying the room. I am always in the middle of at least five books (in three different languages). So I get it. But I also get totally dropping all those balls I’m juggling and losing my brain in a hot bath. That mindless downtime is essential; just because you need less than everyone else doesn’t mean you can go without. This week, find a way to truly lose your busy thoughts and worries, even for just a few minutes at a time, or you will simply lose it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

A while back, I told you your cat would kill and eat you if it could, and that any love you perceived coming from it was simply self-delusion. This struck home because it’s true; if I’d told you your cat was actually a pineapple, you’d just shake your head at the preposterousness of my statement; the only reason to protest (which many of you did, rigorously) is to deny what you know to be true. Facing a difficult reality is unpleasant, yet I urge you to do so anyway; shrugging off illusions is necessary for you to move on to the next chapter. Once you do, there are pleasanter truths to embrace, even about your smelly cat.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Your soul is not a deep, dark cavern filled with massive white spiders, blind crickets with foot-long antennae, and strange rustlings and drippings, as some people imagine. They’re projecting, because this is how the unexplored areas of their minds look.

They figure your fascination with death, sex and other heavy shit would make your head much more terrifying, but they’re wrong. You see a dark corner, you rush in to explore it; consequently your interior landscape is surprisingly clean and well-lit. The next time you intimidate someone without meaning to, make a point of inviting them in; they’ll probably be surprised by how at home they feel there.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

How, you wonder, do people persist with their petty little concerns when we’re all going to be dead in a few decades, more or less? The answer: Denial.

Most people don’t think about this shit, not like you do. It’s not because they have answers you lack, and even if they did, it’s not likely you’d be able to understand or appreciate them. It’s also not easy grappling with nihilism all by yourself, but carry on as best you can with this hard spiritual work. It’ll yield, if not an answer, a better question soon enough.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Capricorns are vulnerable to logic. Cogent rational arguments can sway you. Try making that same argument to a Pisces or Cancer, however, and you’re usually screwed. You might as well be speaking Mandarin. However, the inverse is also true–they’re much more likely to accept a passionate emotional plea that actually makes no sense. You and your friend are having this problem: even though you’re both talking English, you’re actually speaking really different languages. They’re not in a position to realize this and alter their approach. You are. If you want this conflict to end, it’s up to you to end it.

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I’m always impressed by your ability to simply take things at face value, without having to figure them out or make sense of them. But it’s a bewildering tendency for those who can’t help taking things apart and seeing how they work. Most people haven’t been around the block as often as you have. They don’t have the kind of spiritual experience that engenders that kind of acceptance. Humor and help them. When you’re presented with a conundrum this week that starts driving them crazy, don’t follow your impulse to just shrug it off and move on, leaving them alone with the puzzle. Roll up your sleeves and help them “solve” it.

The other night I was on a roll. I guessed everyone’s sign within two tries. Alright, I had a one-in-six chance–not so impressive. Still, I never missed.

Statistics would dictate otherwise. I’m not trying to convert anyone to this subversive cult of astrology or anything, especially not you Aquarians, who practice skepticism religiously. I’m just looking for a concession from you: you don’t know everything.

You can’t explain away or disprove everything, try as you might. You don’t have to believe what other people give credence to–simply please admit that you might not know better.

...to questions from page 4

1: C–7,449 2: B–64 percent 3: D–0.26

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

It’s rare when you get overlooked. That’s why it smarts so much when it happens. You’re so shaken and hurt when you find out your friends did something without you, especially if it’s something you might really have enjoyed. It was probably just an oversight, but even if it wasn’t, the fact that your buds wanted to do something that didn’t include you doesn’t mean they don’t adore you. Please understand, and forgive; you take up a lot of space–your friends obviously enjoy it, but maybe they need to shine once in a while, too; and it’s kind of a compliment that that’s not so easy with you around.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Taureans are notorious couch potatoes. I’m not about to scold you for your TV addiction. But balance is good. You don’t want to lay on your deathbed all fat and prematurely old, with a head full of only twodimensional memories, do you? That means exercise and doing real shit, too. Go ahead and chill in front of the tube, but make sure you end up doing stuff to acquire memories you’ll want to keep for years to come, not forget as soon as the episode’s over.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Last time I shaved my head it was on a whim. My hair was pretty long, too. As I was doing it, I was trying to channel you and your willingness to just go with spontaneously-made decisions without over-thinking them or second-guessing them once you’re on the path you’ve chosen. Oh sure, you do occasionally double back or over-analyze things, like everybody, but you’re generally more willing to be spontaneous than nearly everyone I know. I could use some lessons, and so could a few of your other friends. This week, dole out the wisdom, and since it’s about being spontaneous, please have fun doing it.

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The zone is characterized by total absorption in the task at hand; time passes without you even noticing, and that extra concentration yields better than usual results. You can’t force it, of course, but you can set yourself up to get the most out of it once it comes, by smoothing out all the logistics of your to-do list ahead of time–that way, when you hit the zone, you don’t have to spend time buying paper or figuring out exactly how to do something–you can just do it.

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I got tons of hate mail a while back (because I told the Librans an unpleasant truth (that their cats would kill and eat them if they could)). Many people lashed out rather than accept this simple, if distasteful fact, but I’m guessing I’d never have gotten this kind of reaction from you Leos. Your optimism isn’t so easily daunted. You can accept your cat’s carnivorous, wild nature without your whole reality sucking ass. You’re able to look at the bright side of having a companion whose submission can be mistaken for adoration.

Consistently looking at the bright side is a skill that’ll come in handy this week. Practice it.

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