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2016 Miss Maui Filipina Amelia Laborte

Miss Maui Filipina Amelia Laborte

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Breaking expectations in both her pageant and her culture.

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tion as a whole in May 2016 was 4.7 percent, the state Department of Labor & Industrial Relations reported on June 17. During that month, what was Maui County’s unemployment rate?

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tified that the Community Farmland Council has not collected the required amount of valid signatures needed to advance to the Council a petition to establish a program to acquire and lease agricultural lands, County Clerk Danny Mateo announced today,” stated a June 13 county press release.

“On April 18, the Community Farmland Council submitted an initiative petition that contained 11,339 signatures, and a supplemental petition on June 1 that contained 6,827 signatures,” Mateo said in the news release. “Our office has reviewed both submissions and determined that 7,305 registered voters in the County of Maui have signed the petitions, while 10,861 signatures have been deemed invalid.”

MCFC spokesperson Bruce Douglas put on a brave face in a June 13 press release.

“What is important is that 18,166 people signed the petitions by the Clerk’s count. Considering 46,005 voted in the last election, this

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Haleakala National Park wants your help in determining how best to deal with the feral animals that make life difficult for the native species that live in Nu‘u, park officials announced yesterday.

“Haleakala National Park Service, in partnership with the National Fish and Wildlife Foundation, is working to protect and restore 2,115 acres of habitat for native species in Nu‘u, on the leeward slope of Haleakala,” states a June 14 press release from the park. “In support of this effort, management and removal of feral animals has been proposed and an Environmental Assessment prepared to analyze the effects of implementing that action.”

The Nu‘u region is “one of Maui’s largest undeveloped tracts of land,” according to the Environmental Assessment (EA). It contains numerous “rare, threatened and endangered plant and animal species,” as well as offers habitat protection for them. It “once contained tropical dryland forest, which are among the most diverse yet threatened ecosystems in the world,” according to the EA, and is a “near-ideal candidate” for restoration. There are also “many significant Hawaiian cultural sites” in the region.

What to do with the feral species that decimate native species in Nu‘u–and on Maui in general–is one of the most important ecological issues we’re facing today.

The EA explains why in considerable detail.

“Adverse impacts from feral ungulates on native plant and wildlife species, as well as habitat in general, is well documented in Hawai‘i and has resulted in extensive biodiversity loss,” states the EA. “Grazing and digging for roots by feral animals result in damage to ground cover and consumption of native plants. Soil disturbance from these activities results in erosion and sediment run-off. Disturbed earth is vulnerable to colonization by non-native plant species. Native wildlife species have evolved in the absence of large predators and are especially vulnerable to predation

and loss of habitat caused by their presence.

These impacts are listed as significant threats in several US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) Conservation and Recovery Plans, including the recovery plan for the ‘ua‘u.”

But what to do about the feral goats, pigs, dogs and axis deer that also live there? They destroy native habitat and kill native birds and their nests. The park’s press release uses the term “management,” which is basically meaningless. The EA itself refers to “a combination of non-lethal and lethal methods,” which would include an “ungulate control fence.”

“Management and removal of feral animals will provide protected habitat for endangered ‘ua‘u, and potentially other federally listed or candidate species,” states the EA. “HNP biologists postulate that ‘ua‘u from the protected areas of Haleakala are currently attempting to nest in Nu‘u. The area will be managed for ‘zero tolerance’ of feral animals in perpetuity. Intensive control efforts to removal animals to ‘near zero’ population is expected to occur for the first year.”

At least one person has already weighed in on the plan at MauiTime Facebook’s page.

Laurelee Blanchard, who runs the no-kill Leilani Farm Sanctuary in Haiku, is appalled at the idea of killing invasive species.

“Alexander & Baldwin could dedicate a couple hundred acres of land (that was once used to grow sugarcane) to provide a safe sanctuary for the relocation of feral goats, deer,

and pigs who are deemed to be ‘invasive,’” Blanchard wrote in a comment on our story, which was posted on our Facebook page on June 15. “The animals would be treated humanely, neutered, and allowed to live out their lives in an environment where they would be treated with kindness. The State of Hawaii or the County of Maui could also designate land for the purpose. This is in keeping with the aloha spirit! Let’s do it.”

Federal officials want the public to comment on this plan, but the comment period is only open until the middle of July. Those wishing to comment may do so by email (to HALE_Superintendent@nps. gov) with the subject line “Nu‘u EA,” or by regular mail (Attention: Nu‘u Environmental Assessment, Haleakala NP, P.O. Box 369, Makawao, HI, 96768). All comments must be received by close of business on July 14, 2016.

Looks like no land reform for Maui County

COMMUNITY FARMLAND COUNCIL INITIATIVE REJECTED Bad news for the Maui Community Farmland Council (MCFC)–their effort to get a ballot measure that would break up big agricultural holdings in Maui County (read: A&B) through eminent domain and redistribute the land to organic farmers has failed to gather the minimum number of signatures.

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is a highly significant number,” stated the news release. “These people declared their wish that the sugarcane lands be converted into the world’s largest community-owned organic agricultural park. These people choose pubic [sic] ownership over corporate ownership.

These people choose organic ag over chemical ag. These people choose food security over developments on prime ag lands. This dream will live on and will one day be fulfilled.”

The MCFC had also put forward a District Voting Charter Amendment, but has shelved that until 2018, Douglas said in the June 13 press release.

“The District Voting Charter Amendment also gathered a significant number of signatures toward its goal that have no expiration date.

These will be saved for the 2018 election,” said Douglas in the press release. “With the likely prospect of a County Manager Charter Amendment for 2016 election, we have decided it better to wait until the 2018 election for the voters to decide on district voting of County Council members.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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SURFRIDER MAUI WANTS TO PROTECT PEAHI In honor of International Surf Day on June 21, Surfrider Foundation’s Maui Chapter announced it will highlight its critical new campaign: Protect Pe‘ahi.

The chapter supports the community-based effort to acquire, protect and manage 267 acres of the Hamakualoa Maui coastline, from East Kuiaha Gulch to West Kaupakakalua Gulch in Pe‘ahi. The Foundation said this commitment is consistent with their role as an advocate for public coastal access and the protection of special places.

In support of this goal, Surfrider has pledged to support the ongoing care and management of this coastline by launching its “Protect Pe‘ahi” campaign to lend support to cultural groups and lineal descendants of the area who

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Imua Family Services celebrated the 40th anniversary of Camp Imua with a week-long overnight recreational camp for children with disabilities and special needs. The camp–which ran from Sunday, June 12 through Thursday, June 16–was organized in 1976 by volunteers led by Penny Elkins to provide a fun-filled week of camp experiences for Maui’s keiki.

Every year in June, children age 6-16 come to Camp Maluhia in the West Maui Mountains for an exciting week of crafts, games, swimming, surfing, kayaking, hiking, horseback riding, dancing, concerts, outdoor movies, helicopter tours, a talent show and a special closing ceremony luau.

More than 200 campers and volunteers come together for the special camping experience.

In 2012, under the threat of being discontinued due to a lack of operating funds, a group of volunteers put together the Paddle Imua benefit ocean race as a fundraiser for Camp Imua. For five years, Bluesmiths Crafted Waterwear has been the title sponsor for Paddle Imua allowing the event to grow year after year. With the help of other event sponsors, businesses, the Maui community and an army of volunteers, Paddle Imua has become Maui’s premier benefit ocean sports event raising funds to ensure Camp Imua lives on.

This year’s closing night dinner on July 16 will include a special ceremony marking Camp Imua’s 40th anniversary. The event will feature a luau feast provided by the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel, which has been a Camp Imua supporter since 1992. Over the last 40 years, thousands of Maui’s special needs children, high school caregivers and a host of other behind-the-scenes volunteers have attended the annual event.

are directing efforts to care for the land.

Protect Pe‘ahi Campaign manager Mike Ottman said the first goal of the campaign is to work with the many families and cultural practitioners connected to the lands who are urging the County administration to begin negotiations with Alexander & Baldwin to acquire the 267 acres.

The acquisition plan may be divided into two distinct phases, the first phase focusing on lots 1, 3, 4, and 5, and the second phase focusing on the Oili lot.

Surfrider gratefully acknowledges the Maui County Council’s unanimous decision to allocate $9.5 million dollars from the Open Space Fund to purchase Kuiaha Lots 1, 3, 4, and 5, and Mayor Arakawa for signing the budget.

The campaign also plans to help raise funds for land management costs and be a part of community outreach mobilizing volunteers to care for the land, once it is preserved.

Surfrider is part of community effort to protect this historically significant part of the the North Shore. Malama Hamakua Maui, a nonprofit group formed by lineal descendants and cultural practitioners of the area, is partnering with Surfrider Maui, the Waikikena Foundation, the

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Haiku Community Association, local schools and youth centers, the Hawaii Farmer’s Union Haleakala branch, equestrian and biking groups, and other community groups to advocate for protection and plan management of the coastal lands and culturally significant gulches.

The World Surfing League is also willing to support the efforts as part of continued access for their annual big wave contest. The groups have a shared vision of the land as a place of cultural use and education, recreational access, local agriculture and open space vistas.

Surfrider will organize and sponsor a community-galvanizing event in October to raise awareness, funds and community momentum in support of this vision to “Protect Pe‘ahi.”

For more information, or to join the cause, contact Surfrider Foundation’s Maui Chapter via Maui.surfrider.org.

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Queen Bee Maui products at Down to Earth include a variety of all-natural facial and healing salves.

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BRIGHT IDEAS Argentina’s TV channels have many of the same taboos as U.S. broadcasting, including restrictions on women’s hands-on demonstration of how precisely to examine themselves for breast cancer. However, as AdWeek reported in March, the agency David Buenos Aires apparently solved the problem with a TV public service announcement featuring a model (facing the camera, topless) showing exactly how such an exam should go, e.g., where to press down, where to squeeze. The secret? The model was an overweight man with generous-sized “manboobs.”

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for the Ethical Treatment of Animals was not pleased, but school district officials called the exercise a valid demonstration of the “tensile strength of the organ” and only reluctantly agreed to investigate further.

SPECIAL FRAUD When Triston Chase, 20, missed his court date in April in Harnett County, North Carolina, on financial fraud charges, it was revealed that his arrest in December had come when he had been found “residing” illegally, as a civilian, in a barracks at Fort Bragg–in a facility housing the Army’s 3rd Special Forces Group. According to a prosecutor, Chase had been posing as an explosive ordnance disposal specialist “for months.” The official investigation of Special Forces’ barracks “security” was still underway at the time of Chase’s court date.

WEIRD ANIMALS Among the critters for which life is most difficult are male nursery web spiders that (according to May research in Biology Letters) instinctively “court” females with food wrapped in silk–offerings that (a) increase the males’ chances of scoring and (b) decrease, by 84 percent, their chances that the female will spontaneously eat the male. The study also found that males sometimes try to mate using non-food items wrapped in silk (with mixed results) and also that sometimes unscrupulous females accept food gifts but nevertheless immediately devour the male.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS James Kinley III, 27, was charged in York County, South Carolina, in May with dealing marijuana. He apparently had the (unfounded) belief that York County deputies do not monitor Craigslist–because that is where Kinley advertised (“I Sell Weed”), in a notice with his photo, address and price ($200). And Grady Carlson, 58, went to the Carolina Title Loans office in Spartanburg, South Carolina, on May 25 to apply for a high-interest “payday” loan–and nervously paced while answering questions. The Carolina employee asked if anything was wrong, and Carlson allegedly disclosed that he needed money–fast!–to purchase methamphetamine. A subsequent police search turned up a glass container and drugs.

RECURRING THEMES (COW EDITION) For years, India has been concerned about the gas-release problem posed by its nearly 300 million cows (and 200 million more gasintensive animals), but researchers in Kerala state revealed a promising breeding answer in May: dwarf cows (about one-fourth the size, producing somewhat less milk but one-seventh the manure and one-10th the methane).

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The Gown Miss Maui Filipina Amelia Laborte breaks expectations both in her pageant and culture.

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ilipinos do not settle for minimalism. The sequins, lace, sparkles and puffy dress sleeves that adorned the three contestants at the 2016 Miss Maui Filipina Scholarship Pageant on Saturday, June 11, 2016 were visual proof of this. Even the paper slips for the onstage question phase were drawn from a zebra print bag. But it was the woman in the simple black terno that caused an uproar.

“I did not have this terno made for me, nor did I purchase it, but it was passed down three generations before me and belonged to my great grand aunt Grace Laraway from Manila in the Philippines,” pageant contestant Amelia Laborte said as she began her speech. There were no ruffles or layers interrupting her hand as it made its way down alongside her traditional dress’ straight empire cut.

The crowd let out a collective gasp, the scene replaying the surprise of the mock judges when they listened to Laborte’s words three days earlier. Much like her dress, Laborte opted for extreme humbleness. Instead of going for the usual strategy of linking your life story to the gown’s

history, the 22-year-old contestant–who works as a dancer at the Westin Maui Resort & Spa’s Wailele Polynesian Luau–gunned straight for the dress the moment she took the microphone. Soon after delivering her speech, Laborte received a generous-sized crown to play up her modest terno.

“When I was backstage about to go on, I had to hold back my tears because I was so proud to wear that dress,” Laborte, this year’s Miss Maui Filipina, said a few days after the pageant, over a cup of coffee. Hair in a bun, loose tank top on, Laborte did not let the poise slip from her voice despite answering questions seated in Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center’s crowded Starbucks instead of standing on a hushed Maui Arts & Cultural Center stage. “I could just feel all my family, just knowing that I had it on, like they’re so proud that I’m actually being able to show how special it was to all of them before,” she said.

From the get-go, Laborte directed her spotlight towards the true subject of the pageant: her Filipino heritage. The pageant was not just about adding a customary Filipino dance in between the swimsuit and talent phases. Nor was it about whose

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undertaking he and his group plan to do next February. She raised her hand at this point of the conversation, exhibiting her “Sign me up!” attitude towards Nava’s philanthropic cause. With a trip that could last up to two weeks, Laborte can

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I know our culture is traditional– very, very traditional–and I’m trying to make them understand, hey, there are a lot of younger ones now leading the community and eventually that line will have to replace you guys.

now fulfill Peterson’s and her own wish to act as a pioneer of goodwill for her Filipino community.

Back home, Laborte still plans on sustaining her fellow Filipinos and other community members–but with food. Laborte’s passion for cooking became evident during a fast recital of her favorite egg recipes, Miss Maui Filipina’s voice bumping up in excitement when she got to eggs benedict and quiches.

With this enthusiasm, Laborte hopes to combine the skills she learned as a degree holder from the University of Hawaii Maui College’s Culinary Arts Program with a future education in nutritional science to apply a creative twist on healthy eating. The $10,000 in scholarship money to Argosy University that Laborte received at the pageant may just get her started on the prerequisites she needs to jumpstart her career.

Whether it’s filtering water for cyclone victims or advancing closer to that diploma, the Miss Maui Filipina Scholarship Pageant has kicked down obstacles that may have hindered Laborte’s goals in the past. Chelsea Guzman, Miss Hawaii Filipina 2015 and a former Miss Maui Filipina, could barely say one op-

- Pageant director Yvienne Peterson one another less, the higher they climbed.

Peterson made it clear she would have none of these “haters” in her pageants.

“For my thing it’s very important to have these young women understand that

there’ll always be only one queen, only one winner, but I need you guys to understand that this is a sisterhood where we support each other,” Peterson said.

This attitude was evident in the rehearsal room a few days before the pageant. As Peterson watched fellow contestants Audrey Casicas and Ashlyne Rosalin dance alongside Laborte, the pageant director occasionally shouted out “hands are off on that one,” “pivot,” and “TEETH” to no one in particular. A spectator would have never sensed bias towards Laborte.

No hints of tension would have disturbed an onlooker’s senses either. Even when antiquated Filipino melodies did not overpower any noise between the walls, the contestants’ laughter filled the room every time the music paused–that is, right before they started to harmonize their own tune.

Peterson’s concept of sisterhood extends beyond women just getting along and laughing with one another. The guests showing up to the rehearsal proved to be the support that the pageant director had earlier boasted.

Former Miss Maui Filipina Scholarship Pageant contestants, women who had undergone the pageant rounds from the 1990s to last year, offered bits of advice and encouraging smiles as this year’s pageant women practiced their walks and speech deliveries. The lack of pet favorites and envious eyes in the room served as evidence to the spirit of Bayanihan (community) that the Miss Maui Filipina Scholarship Pageants have carried for 58 years.

Laborte will now prep solo with Peterson for the 2016 Miss Hawaii Filipina pageant to take place on July 30 here on Maui, but she has her pageant sisters behind her. On that past Saturday night, the audience members may have seen Laborte’s simple black terno for its extensive Filipino lineage. The gown could have also triggered the same gasps for the ever-expanding Filipina sisterhood it represented. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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gown had that classic “Filipina” look. It was about embodying the true Filipina spirit, even while strutting out in flirty dresses to Jennifer Lopez onstage.

“It’s just, who you are is your culture,” she said. “It shouldn’t be, you know, your grandparents yelling at you because ‘you’re not doing this, you’re not doing that,’” she added, pointing her finger at invisible (guilty) keiki.

Though Laborte prided her terno gown for the hands that passed it down for over eight decades, she did not want old stereotypes of her culture to dictate her. Hawaii’s first Filipinos may have endured hours of bending over to hoe rows of sugarcane, but Laborte did not rely on the usual Filipino adjectives like “hardworking” and “disciplined” as she spoke into the microphone. Laborte got playful onstage as she talked about her ancestry, using the words “elegant,” “flamboyant” and “colorful” to relate to her great grand aunt.

Pageant director Yvienne Peterson is also all about taking the Filipino culture in a new direction. Peterson saw her pageant as an opportunity to get younger people involved in the Filipino community, a circle that follows the leadership of the elderly. Peterson worries that a failure to bridge the younger and older generations will result in a static community that will see no change.

“I know our culture is traditional–very, very traditional–and I’m trying to make them understand, hey, there are a lot of younger ones now leading the community and eventually that line will have to replace you guys,” Peterson said, who shared a bench with Laborte at Starbucks.

Laborte’s post-pageant plans fall in line with Peterson’s vision. She will not limit her ambassador duties to next month’s Miss Hawaii Filipina 2016 pageant. Being crowned Miss Maui Filipina comes with a free trip to the Philippines, a ticket which Laborte will not use to just canoe around Palawan Island and indulge on chicken drumsticks at a Jollibee. A visit to Tacloban, a city in dire need of clean water, is on Laborte’s to-do list.

Laborte has wanted to help Lahaina Rotarian Rick Nava ever since he shared his mission of providing clean water to the tropical cyclone-devastated city, an

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portunity without jumping to the next that the pageants have opened for her.

Guzman had stopped by a practice the Wednesday before the pageant to watch her successors prepare.

“I’ve met a lot of people who’ve had access to scholarship funds, and so I’ve gotten access to a lot of opportunities, and there have been a lot of people also who’ve been telling me about job opportunities,” Guzman said.

Such opportunities included introductions to job openings for certified nursing assistants at The Queen’s Medical Center on Oahu, a career jackpot for a nursing student like Guzman.

Peterson is familiar with this success.

Pageants are a lifestyle for Peterson, and not just because she has directed the Miss Maui Filipina Scholarship Pageant for the past three years and produced Miss Hawaii Filipinas two of those years. Peterson was coached herself as she participated in pageants from the first grade up to when she bore her first child. And like Guzman, Peterson flew from her tiny island into the big world of college and career climbing.

But Peterson was wary of women overstepping the rungs of this ladder a little too eagerly. Peterson has observed in her experience that young women tended to support

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“I was born and raised in Miami; both of my parents are Cuban,” says Sarasota “I grew up drinking Cuban coffee. My parents would put it in my bottle. It is the silliest thing Cubans do. My mother says her mother did it, so that is what she did. Now I am officially wired!”

Cuban coffee is an experience. It’s not an ordinary coffee.

“I can’t find Cuban coffee beans here on Maui,” says Sarasota. “I have to ship them in from Miami. The beans are grown in South America–they used to be grown in Cuba, but not anymore. Anyway, the Cubans roast their coffee at a much higher temperature than most coffee beans to extract even more of the oils.

It’s very concentrated. And the way Cubans prepare it is we sweeten it. It’s not like a bomb of sugar. It’s almost like the beans are so dried out it absorbs the sugar for a nice smooth finish.

It’s sweet and smooth with no crazy bitter bite like a lot of other espresso has.”

In Miami, Sarasola says the coffee culture is a bit different.

“The name ‘Coloda,’ it comes from the word meaning to brew,” says Sarasota. “I serve it in this four-ounce cup with a stack of little shot glasses–the way they do it in Miami.

There is always one employee that comes in with the Colada shots and you start the day in the office, kitchen or wherever, and everyone takes their shot of coffee. Then you do it again for lunch time, and then again at three.”

Just don’t expect her to subtract the sugar out of the equation. It’s an integral part of Cuban coffee.

“Serve this coffee with no sugar? I always say no,” she says. “We don’t serve it that way.

We have a lot of people that come and they want black coffee. I have to say, first of all it’s not American coffee, it’s espresso. Second, it’s sweetened. We sweeten it. Most people are like, ‘okay, we will try it.’ And they love it!

It’s a totally different style of drinking coffee. and because of the fact that it is so strong

you don’t serve it in large portions.”

That’s true–her largest coffee here is served in a tiny cup, by usual standards. Forget the 16-ounce drink, that is not what this is about. Strong and concentrated, creamy and delicious, you won’t miss the larger size.

“My best seller is the Cortadito,” says Sarasola.

“It’s two shots of the sweetened Cuban espresso topped off with a little bit steamed evaporated milk. It’s nice and creamy and this small cup here is like having a large cup of coffee.”

Alba is a family name, and her inspiration.

“My company name, Alba’s, comes from my grandmother,” says Sarasola. “I was the first girl grandchild and she couldn’t wait to spoil me. She was an excellent cook. She passed away from Alzheimer’s but before she lost her memory, she bestowed her recipes to me. At the time I couldn’t even cook toast–I burned toast. So we sat down together I got all her recipes down. A month later, she couldn’t cook anymore. I did it just in time. Now I’m using her recipes! It’s all in honor to her.”

On Tuesdays she prepares empanadas. She makes chicken, beef or guava. Sometimes all three, but the day I visited she made beef.

“Today we have seasoned ground beef empanadas,” she says. “It’s ground beef called a Cuban sofrito. It’s a base of onions, garlic and peppers, and a little tomato sauce. It has a lot of herbs and spices. Cuban food is not spicy but it has a lot of spices and ingredients, like I use oregano, parsley, cumin and paprika.

Bold flavor, slowly simmered together, and I add some peas. The dough is a basic flour dough and then I fry them. I feel like when you bake them it dries out the meat inside.

Frying them keeps it nice and juicy.”

While I was there picking up my coffee, she sold her last empanada. It was before 10am, and people were lining up early to get them. She also makes arroz con pollo, and a few other Cuban dishes.

Find Alba’s Cuban Coladas at the Kahului Small Boat Harbor on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays from 8am until they sell out. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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Knives Up! SOUS CHEFS LAWRENCE MASON AND ERIC PURRUGANAN BATTLED IT OUT IN LAST WEEKEND’S COW PIG BUN #KNIFEFIGHT

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ow Pig Bun in Kihei is back with its industry competition Knife Fight, but they’re changing it up a bit. This next installment has sous chefs vying for a championship title that will be handed out later this year.

The most recent competition went down last Sunday, June 19. It pitched Hana Ranch Provisions’ Lawrence Mason against Oceanside Restaurant’s Eric Purruganan. The guest judges were State Representative Kaniela Ing, D–Kihei, Monkeypod’s Jason Vendrell and Michael Bucciantini with Maui Wave Riders. The chefs had one hour to prepare three dishes. Their main ingredient was oyster, and the “surprise ingredient” was opakapaka.

Knife Fight is one of those rare opportunities to see the kind of trash-talking that goes on between chefs, but it’s all in good fun. The antics were hilarious at times, and Purruganan really hammed it up–even tasting one of Mason’s dishes at one point and giving comments (he also showed us why he wears a rubber glove on the back of his cap).

Mason’s mild manners were squared off against Purruganan’s wilder demeanor. Mason took a while to get his first dish–house-made bread with mixed greens and a cured opelu spread with fried opakapaka, while Purruganan’s raw oysters in the shell with opakapaka tartar and Suriname cherra granita was up first.

Purruganan’s second dish, a Maliko Heirloom tomato gazpacho with prawns and oyster was a favorite of Ing, while Bucciantini favored Mason’s open-face sando. Vendrell was still savoring the oyster and opakapaka crudo

from round one.

“With elevated ingredients and complicated cooking techniques, sometimes a raw dish is the best thing to let the ingredients really make their impact,” said Vendrell.

The last bit of the competition got hazy, and rightly so, since Cow Pig Bun is a bourbon bar. If you don’t have a cocktail in your hand, it’s your loss (they were also serving succulent pork tacos until the wee hours). With Purruganan yelling for more oysters in the final 10 minutes to prepare his absinth chowder while Mason served his fifth and sixth over-the-top dishes, things got crazy. It was a close competition as points go, but ultimately two of the judges scored Purruganan higher, and he won this round of Knife Fight.

“My style is letting the food come through on its own,” says Purruganan. “I cook from the heart with what is fresh.”

Purruganan is originally from Alaska, where he fished for his own share of crab, and he’s been in and out of kitchens his whole life. Trained in Portland, he also worked at Merriman’s on Kauai before bringing his knives to Maui.

Tie on your apron strings because the next competition takes place on July 19. There will be a total of eight sous chefs vying for the championship title. Stay tuned for a special edition Knife Fight where Cow Pig Bun will call back last year’s winning chefs for a special competition. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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’m not afraid to admit it: I believe in magic. That’s why I couldn’t wait to see Seth Grabel’s Magic on Maui, the newest magical experience to hit our shores. It’s a high-energy show at the Maui Theatre in Lahaina. Grabel mixes acrobatics, magic and plenty of audience engagement.

We were blown away by tricks, and in stitches over some of the audience antics.

Turns out that Grabel grew up magically inclined under his dad, magician Gary Grabel.

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“My dad has been a magician my whole life,” he said. “I always watched him doing magic growing up. But you know, it was his thing, not my thing. When I was five years old, he got me a magic kit and I was enthralled by doing that magic. I had lots of fun. But then I got discouraged and I went away from it for a while. But during college, I got back into it.”

Grabel says he has a strong attachment to magic. “I can’t not practice magic,” he said. “I have tried. I got discouraged at one point and

stopped doing magic. But it just came back to me. It’s in my blood. What magic is to me is an outlet to make people smile. I get to brighten someone’s day, I get to have a good time and you never know where magic will lead you.”

I asked my 10-year-old, who’s a big fan of magic, what she liked best at Grabel’s show.

“Magic is just so mysterious,” she said. “It gets your brain thinking. After the show, all I could think about was how does he do those things?”

There’s a lot of audience participation in Grabel’s illusions, and my daughter got to play a part in one of his card tricks. It stupefied her for days. But that’s the fun in the show.

Gravel was born and raised in Los Angeles but lives in Vegas now, where he’s been for the past 20 years. He gained quite a bit of fame from his appearances on the sixth season of America’s Got Talent.

“America’s Got Talent is a huge platform,” Grabel said. “It was a wonderful experience. It taught me how to be diligent and strive for success.”

Magic is his lifestyle, but Grabel admitted that his college education still comes in handy.

“I studied hotel management with a minor in marketing,” he says. “Marketing is 90 percent of the business of entertainment. A lot of entertainers don’t under-

stand that. But marketing is a big push, and if you don’t market, you don’t get there. “ Grabel has yet to master the art of living on Maui time. In fact, he hasn’t taken a day off yet.

“I have been on Maui for nine days,” he told me. “I wish I could say I’ve had time to explore, but I have literally been so busy with the show! Tomorrow is the first day I’m going to go relax, go have a leisurely lunch and relax at the beach. I really want to go to a bamboo forest. I have a bamboo trick I’m working on in my hotel room.”

Adding the Hawaii element to his show has kept him busy.

“We added a few different illusions that are Hawaiian based,” Grabel said. “We created the show just for Hawaii, and it’s really difficult to create custom made illusions.

We added a few subtle things to the show.

Everything from the tiki to the seashells.”

You can catch Seth Grabel’s magic shows on Saturdays and Sundays at the Maui Theatre, but only through July 10. Go to MauiTheatre.com for more information and to reserve tickets. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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Free. 6-9pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com. Photo courtesy Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center

XAVIER RUDD – Australian singer-songwriter er Xavier Rudd will be ental talents at the Maui showcasing his soulful voice and multi-instrumental renowned for his songs Arts & Cultural Center (MACC). He’s world-renowned tuality, environmentalwith socially conscious themes: humanity, spirituality, uests can expect to ism and the rights of the Aboriginal people. Guests hear powerful ballads accompanied by a mix of guitars, a Weissenborn slide guitar, blues harp, stomp box and didgeridoos. nter (1 Cam$35-50. 8pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center auiarts.org. eron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org.

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FRIDAY, JUNE 24 REVIVE THE LIVE – Hawaii’s Revive The Live concert tour arrives at Mulligan’s on the Blue. Bring your friends to South Maui to celebrate the sounds of Hawaii with special guests Ekolu, Maoli, PeniDean, Sly Dog and more. Tickets available at Flavorous.com, 180 Boardshop, YNVU Kahului & Lahaina and Mulligan’s. $20-30. 6:3010:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com.

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‘DON’T DRESS FOR DINNER’ – It’s opening night for the comical farce Don’t Dress For Dinner at ProArts Playhouse. Directed by Kristi Scott, the cast includes David Negaard, Jett Robidoux, James Abbott, Sharleen Lagattuta, Felicia Chernicki-Wulf and Jim Oxborrow. The story centers around a romantic rendezvous with characters like a mistress, gourmet caterer, wife, husband and other funny folks romping through the French countryside. $22-25. 7:30pm.

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SATURDAY, JUNE 25 REGGAE SUMMIT HAWAII – Reggae Summit Hawaii takes place at the Maui Tropical Plantation. You’re invited to enjoy an awesome evening of roots reggae and island sounds with special guests “Jah Messenjah” Luciano and Third World. Grammy winner Luciano is well known for his album New Day, and Third World is a great reggae band known for hits like “98 Degrees in the Shade” and “Try Jah Love.” More musical guests include Siaosi and Kiwini Vaitai. $40. 4pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-270-0333; Millhousemaui.com. Photo courtesy of ReggaeSummitHawaii/Facebook

MAMO WEARABLE ART SHOW – The annual MAMo Wearable Art Show takes place at the MACC. The show celebrates Hawaiian design, fabric, clothing and cultural motif, kapa and weaving, tattoos and adornment, weaponry and tools. This year’s event will showcase fashions by Maile Andrade, Elisha Clemons, Koa Johnson, Anna Kahalekulu, Kehaulani Kekua, Keoua Nelson, Marques Marzan and Wahine Toa. The evening will be hosted by Robert Cazimero and Vicky Takamine. $35-65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Marsha Aguon

SATURDAY, JUNE 25 AMATEUR RADIO FIELD DAY – The Maui Amateur Radio Club (MARC) will be observing Amateur Radio Field Day at the pill box above Ho‘okipa. The Amateur Radio Relay League first started the event in 1933, and it allows people to experiment with electronics and communication techniques that will aid in disaster situations. The Maui club chose the pillbox site because that’s where a U.S. Naval Radio Station sat during World War II. Free. 8am.

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RE RELAY FOR LIFE – American Cancer Society’s Relay For Life will tak place at the War Memorial Stadium. This 12-hour fundraising take e event features teams of participants who will walk around the track to raise money for the American Cancer Society. Money raised will benefit lifesaving cancer research programs, assist current cancer patients with transportation, free and low-cost housing during treatments, medical travel expenses and more. Free. 6pm-6am.

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SATURDAY, JUNE 25 MAGIC ON MAUI – America’s Got Talent star Seth Grabel will perform his magic at the Maui Theatre every Saturday until July 10. Grabel will captivate his audience with his skills, acrobatics and “next generation magic” with a Hawaiian twist.

The Magic on Maui show will amaze and startle you, and even might make you laugh. $24.50-49+ VIP. 7pm. Maui Theatre (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com. Photo courtesy Maui Theatre

MICHAEL ONDAATJE – Author Michael Ondaatje will make an appearance in the Green Room at the MACC. Known for his beautiful works, Ondaatje will dissolve the lines between poetry, past and present, thought and feeling, intellect and imagery.

He’s authored books like The Collected Works of Billy the Kid (1973), Running in the Family (1982) and Anil’s Ghost (2000), a composition about Sri Lanka’s civil war. Ticket sales will benefit the W.S. Merwin Conservancy. $10-25. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of Michael Ondaatje’s Facebook page

SUNDAY, JUNE 26 KI HO‘ALU GUITAR FESTIVAL – The 25th annual Ki Ho‘alu Guitar Festival will take place at the MACC. This year’s all-star lineup includes Marty & Norliko, George Kahumoku Jr., Brother Noland, Glen Smith, Paul Togiaoka, Stephen Inglis and more. Special musical guests include Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom and Streetlight Cadence.

Festival goers are encouraged to bring their own lawn chairs, blankets, or lauhala mats to relax on the grass. Food and refreshments will be available from Three’s Bar & Grill. Free. 1-7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo Courtesy MACC

MONDAY, JUNE 27 ‘12 ANGRY JURORS’ AUDITIONS AUDI – Reginald Rose’s great play Twelve Angry Men focuses on a jury’s delibera deliberation during a capital murder case. Now ProArts Playhouse is putting on th the show (with the more gender-neutral title Twelve Angry Jurors) and w will hold auditions for interested actors and actresses on Monday, June 27. The play will be directed by Angela Thompson. Rehearsals begin in the second week of July, and the show opens Friday, Aug. 5. 6pm. ProArts Playhouse (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com.

Photo courtesy of ProArtsPlayhouse

CHEERS & BEERS PRIDE NIGHT – Love is Love at Maui Brewing Company in Kihei. Celebrate Maui Pride and the island’s LGBTQ community at the monthly Cheers & Beers Pride Night. Guests can enjoy Maui Brewing Company’s handcrafted beers and live music by Ciao Bella and Elaine Ryan. Ono grindz will be available from Milagro’s, Maui Fresh Streatery and Donut Dynamite. This is a 21+ event.

Free. 4-10pm. Maui Brewing Company (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com.

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29 HOT & SPICY COOKING CLASS – On Wednesday, June 29 and Thursday, June 30, Maui’s foodie scene can indulge in a cooking class at Sugar Beach Events in Kihei. Titled “A Road Trip: At the American Surf and Turf is Hot & Spicy,” the two-day tutorial series from Chef Lee will show guests how to prepare dishes like South Carolina Shrimp and Grits, Chesapeake Bay Crab Cakes, Buffalo Chicken Wings, Five Alarm Texas Chili, Twice-Baked Potatoes, Florida Key-lime Pie and more.

Sugar Beach Events will provide all kitchen equipment and supplies. Reservations required. $95. 5:30-9pm. Sugar Beach Events (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-8566151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com. Photo courtesy Sugar Beach Events

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Fish Out Of Water Pixar’s ‘Finding Dory’ is beautiful but not a lot of fun ★★★★★ Rated PG / 103 Min.

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know a couple in Illinois who used Finding Nemo as a tool to deceive their child. The couple, who I’ll refer to as Mom and Dad, would use it one night as bait on their very young son. The little boy would be getting fussy and refuse bedtime until he got to watch a movie first. Mom and Dad would start Finding Nemo, letting it play for about 15 minutes. Then, Mom would distract her son, while Dad quickly hit the remote and jumped to the last 10 minutes of the movie. They’d both say, “Hooray, they found Nemo!

The movie is over!” Their poor kid would be too tired to realize he’d been grifted by his parents, who used a Pixar movie to manipulate their child.

That anecdote came to mind while watching the long-awaited sequel, which feels every bit as rushed and forced as the mini-version of Finding Nemo I watched with a mystified little boy in Illinois.

This time, it’s the lovable but forgetful

Dory (voiced wonderfully by Ellen DeGeneres) who goes on an ocean-wide search for her parents. Nemo and his father follow along, while Dory meets a new cast of characters residing in a massive ocean center. Somehow, a whale, an octopus and Sigourney Weaver figure into the story.

Throughout the movie, I searched for subtext and deeper meaning. Surely this couldn’t just be a movie about talking fish, right? Finally, something with purpose reveals itself. Through flashbacks, we see Dory’s parents (nicely voiced by Diane Keaton and Eugene Levy) as they patiently and lovingly raise their daughter, who can’t remember anything. It’s a tribute to parents raising special needs children and an example of parenting done right. We eventually see what Dory’s parents have been up to in her absence and it’s a visual that moved me. Otherwise, I felt disconnected from Finding Dory. There are fine moments and funny new side characters but, as a sequel, it falls oceans short of the original.

This isn’t a cynical cash-in, like Cars 2, but it’s nowhere near as funny as Mon-

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sters University or as touching as Toy Story 3. The original had two Pixar milestones: the hysterically funny scenes in a dentist’s office and a thrilling sky chase involving a flock of seagulls. Nothing here comes close to that level of brilliance.

Dory is adorable but, when you really think about it, not a character to base an entire movie around. Her plight is very sad and so is much of her journey. Her memory loss can be paralyzing and– especially if she’s alone for a lengthy period of time. This leads to some distressing and tremendously downbeat scenes, particularly the wrenching moment where we see how she got lost in the first place.

But I liked the odd, silent bird who helps in finding Dory. Also funny are the territorial sea lions, one of which is voiced

by Idris Elba (whose ubiquitous presence in movies I welcome). Yet, no one comes close to the comic invention of Willem Dafoe’s Gill from the original. Nemo feels like a secondary and not entirely important figure this time out. The animation is magnificent but it’s in the service of a tale that needed more work.

Considering just how hilarious and exhilarating Finding Nemo was, I expected an emotional workout to match the richness of the visual beauty. Truthfully, Pixar’s recent, underappreciated (and, due to its poor box office, their black sheep) The Good Dinosaur soared at blending big laughs and heartbreaking storytelling. Maybe it’s time to give Nemo and Dory a rest but how about another round of Arlo the Dinosaur? ■

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Film

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm Independence Day: Resurgence-PG13- 2D THU 10:35, 3D THU 8:00, 2D FRI-THU 11:00 4:20 8:00 9:40 10:40, 3D FRI-THU 1:40 7:00.

Finding Dory- PG- 2D THU 10:30 12:00 1:00 2:20 4:40 6:30 7:00 9:20 10:20, 3D THU 3:20 5:40 8:00.

2D FRI-THU 11:45 12:15 12:45 2:15 2:50 4:40 5:15 7:00 9:30 10:30, 3D FRI-THU 3:20 5:50 8:15.

Central Intelligence- PG13- 2D THU 12:10 2:40 5:10 7:45 9:00 9:45 10:15, 2D FRI-THU 11:10 1:40 4:15 7:15 8:15 9:50 10:45.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The ShadowsPG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:35 4:15, 2D THU-FRI 11:00 1:35.

Me Before You- PG13- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:20, FRI-THU 2:00 4:25.

The Jungle Book-PG- 2D THU 3:45.

Angry Birds-PG- 2D THU 11:15 1:30.

Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Road Chip- PG- THU 10:00.

1:30 4:00 4:30 7:30 10:30, 2D MON-WED 1:00 7:00, 3D MON-WED 10:00 4:00 10:00.

Now You See Me 2-PG13- 2D THU (10:00 1:40 4:40) 7:40 10:40, 2D FRI-SAT 10:00 12:50 3:20 7:00 9:10, SUN 10:00 3:20 7:00 9:10.

The Conjuring 2-R- 2D THU (10:00 10:30 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40) 6:40 7:20 9:50 10:30, 2D FRISUN 10:10 1:10 4:10 7:10 10:10.

Warcraft- PG13- 2D THU (4:00) 7:00. 3D THU (10:00 1:00) 10:00, 2D FRI-SUN 3:20 6:20, 3D FRI-SUN 10:00 12:20 9:20.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of The Shadows-PG13- 2D THU (10:30 1:10 4:20) 7:10 10:00.

3D THU (10:00) 6:40 9:20, 2D FRI-SAT 10:10 1:10 4:10 7:20 10:10, SUN 10:10 1:10 4:10 10:10.

Alice Through The Looking Glass- PG- 2D THU (10:10 1:20 4:00), 2D FRI-SAT 10:10 12:50 4:00 6:20 9:50, SUN 10:10 1:10 4:00 8:00 9:50.

X-Men: Apocalypse- PG13- 2D THU 10:00 1:10 3:50 6:50 10:10, 2D FRI-SAT 10:00 12:50 3:50 6:50 9:50, SUN 12:50 3:50 6:50 9:50.

The Nice Guys- R- 2D THU (10:00 12:50 3:40) 7:10, 2D

FRI-SAT 10:00 1:20 3:30 7:00 9:00, SUN 7:00 10:40.

Captain America: Civil War- PG13- 2D THU (10:10

12:50 4:00) 7:00 10:00, 2D FRI-SAT 10:00 12:40 4:00 6:30 10:00, SUN 12:40 3:50 6:30 10:00.

Love and Friendship- PG- 2D THU 1:20.

Money Monster-R- 2D THU (10:30 1:30 4:30).

The Lobster-R- 2D THU (10:30 3:50).

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Independence Day: Resurgence- PG13- 2D

THU 10:00, 3D THU 7:00. 2D FRI-WED 1:00 7:00, 3D FRI-WED 10:00 4:00 10:00.

Central Intelligence-PG13- 2D THU-WED 11:30 2:15 4:50 7:30 10:05.

Finding Dory-PG- 2D THU-WED 11:00 4:40 7:15, 3D THU-WED 1:45 10:00.

Warcraft-PG13-2D THU 1:00 4:00.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) (Showtimes were incomplete at press time.

Please contact the theater for more information.)

The Shallows- PG13- 2D FRI-SUN 10:00 1:00 4:20 6:40 9:50.

Free State of Jones- R- 2D FRI-SAT 10:00 1:10 3:50 6:40 10:00, SUN 10:00 1:10 4:45 6:40 10:00.

COPA America Centenario Finals- NR- SUN 2:00.

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)G- 2D SUN 2:00 7:00, 2D WED 2:00 7:00.

Rifftrax Live: MST3K Reunion- NR- TUE 8:00.

MET Summer Encore: L’elisir D’amore- NR- WED 7:00.

Independence Day: Resurgence-PG13- 2D FRISUN 10:00 1:00 7:00 10:00, 3D FRI-SUN 10:30

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of the 1971 classic adaptation of the Roald Dahl book starring Gene Wilder. 100 min.

ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: THE ROAD CHIP - PG - Animation/Comedy - Alvin, Simon and Theodore mistakenly believe Dave is getting married, so they head to Miami to stop the wedding or something. 92 min.

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COPA AMERICA CENTENARIO FINALS - NR Sports - Watch the finals of one of the biggest soccer matches in the world. Running time unknown.

DCI 2016 TOUR PREMIERE - NR - Concert The Drum Corps International kicks off the 2016 summer season. 120 min.

FREE STATE OF JONES - R - Action/History - During the Civil War, a poor Mississippi farmer leads a band of rebels against the Confederate army. 139 min.

INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - The genocidal aliens are back in this sequel to the 1996 blockbuster. Stars Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum and Jessie T. Usher. 120 min.

L’ELISIR D’AMORE MET SUMMER ENCORE - NR - Opera - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform one of the world’s great operatic comedies. 160 min.

RIFFTRAX LIVE: MST3K REUNION - NR - Live Event - It’s the 20th RiffTrax Live thing, so they’re doing a special reunion with the stars of MST3K. 120 min.

THE SHALLOWS - PG13 - Drama/Thriller - Just 200 yards offshore, a surfer (Blake Lively) is attacked by a great white shark. Will she survive?

Will she get her board rental deposit back? 87 min.

WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY G - Fantasy/Musical - TCM presents a special screening

ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PG - Adventure/Fantasy - Alice returns to Wonderland to save the Mad Hatter. Stars Mia Wasikowska and Johnny Depp. 113 min.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Captain America and Iron Man face off over mandatory superhero registry with the federal government. 147 min.

CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE - PG13 - Crime/ Comedy - An accountant finds himself immersed in international espionage after reconnecting with an old friend on Facebook. Stars Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart. 114 min.

THE CONJURING 2 - R - Horror - The Warrens help out a single mother who has to raise four kids and fight off ghosts. 133 min.

FINDING DORY - PG - Animation/Comedy - In this sequel to Finding Nemo, it’s all about Dory, the loveable but forgetful blue tang fish. Voices by Ellen Degeneres and Albert Brooks. See this week’s film review. 97 min.

ME BEFORE YOU - PG13 - Drama - A small town girl bonds with a recently paralyzed man. 110 min.

NOW YOU SEE ME 2 - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Hightech heist flick starring Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson and Daniel Radcliffe. 129 min.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 - PG13 Action/Adventure - The turtles are back to fight some

evil guy. Stars Megan Fox and Will Arnett. 112 min.

THE NICE GUYS - R - Action/Comedy - To private dicks investigate the death of a porn star in 1970s LA. Stars Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. 116 min.

WARCRAFT - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - Massive armies of humans and orcs face destruction and extinction in an epic war. Based on the popular video game. 123 min.

X-MEN: APOCALYPSE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi The X-Men must unite against the first mutant, who of course wants to destroy the earth. 144 min.

LAST CHANCE THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Comedy - It’s the story of flightless birds who face off against green pigs, only in movie-form. 97 min.

THE JUNGLE BOOK - PG - Adventure/Family With help from Bagheera the panther and Baloo the bear, Mowgli faces the dreaded tiger Shere Khan in this Rudyard Kipling classic. 105 min.

LEI OF ALOHA FOR ORLANDO LIVE MUSIC BLU PAT SIMMONS JR. I-DRIVE JOEL KATZ KEIKI ZONE DJ ZEKE FIRE DANCER BY TRAVIS FRENCH CHRISTALINE’S BALLOON TWISTIN’ MOREY INC. MECHANICAL BULL & HUMAN BUMPER BALLS THE MAUI SPIDER JUMP HULA HOOPING & BUBBLES GOOD EATS ARTS & CRAFTS & MORE!

THE LOBSTER - R - Drama/Romance - In the future, singles have 45 days to find a mate or must get transformed into an animal. Stars Rachel Weisz and Colin Farrell. 119 min.

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LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - PG - Drama/Romance - Lady Susan Vernon plays matchmaker for her daughter, and herself. Based on the Jane Austen novella Lady Susan. 92 min.

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MONEY MONSTER - R - Crime/Drama - A TV host and his producer face peril when an angry guy takes over their studio. Stars Julia Roberts and George Clooney. 98 min.

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Calendar

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THE MAUI SLAM: PULSING ALOHA - Thu. Jun 23. With Allies SpeakEasy, this special event is dedicated to the LGBTQ community after the Orlando massacre. Music will be provided by special guests DJ Love and DJ Lobstah. $10. 21+. 9pm. Casanova Italian Restaurant and Deli, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com

WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jun 23. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6676244; Warrenandannabelles.com

KIHEI 4TH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri. Jun 24. Come to the south shore of Maui and enjoy live entertainment, food booths and trucks, restaurants, over 50 arts and crafts vendors, fun for the keiki and plenty of great local shopping. 6pm.

Kihei 4th Friday, (Azeka Marketplace, Kihei); 808270-7710; Mauifridays.com LIVE AT WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri. Jun 24. It’s an all ages event with live performances by The Minorities, Smoked Solid Dairy and One Way Out. Free. 6pm. Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-4950259; Wailukucoffeeco.com LOST AT SEA - Fri. Jun 24. Here’s an aquatic themed ocean event to kick off summer. Musical guests include TOLO, The Lamonts, DJ Boomshot, Ocean Mines, Jellyfish, Team Zissou and a special performance by Cabaret and Cocktails. Don’t miss an interactive treasure hunt with a treasure map and buried treasures. $10 before 10pm, $15 after. $5 me. Pre-sale P tickets availoff if you show up in costume. d Ro ock Cafe, able online. 9:30pm. Hard Rock 08(900 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-7400; Eventbrite.com

‘ULALENA - Thu. Jun 23. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through authentic Hawaiian music, dance and over 100 instruments played live in a dynamic, colorful, emotional, and entertaining theatrical performance. E Hele mai (come)! Embark on this powerful journey, and leave with a deeper understanding of the island’s culture, and the true essence of aloha. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 Adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Jun 23. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Kamehameh hamehagolf.com

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BU BURN’N LOVE - Thu. Jun 2 23. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n L Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, he lets you relive the days of Blue Hawaii. $60-110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front S Lahaina); 808-856St., 7 7900; Mauitheatre.com

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4th Friday w/ DJ $Mike, 9pm

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Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

MON- $3 Coronas, TUE- Pool Awards, WEDHappy Hump Day!

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MON- MA’s Mix, 10pm, TUE- Ladies Night 10pm, WED- Johnny Ringo

Industry Night w/ DJ Surge, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Friday, 8pm

Flip Coin Night!

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Houseshakers

Kona Storm

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

CAFE DEL VINO 300 Maalaea Rd., Maalaea - 868-0732

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

MAUI FOODIE HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Jun 23. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

BEATS AND EATS - Fri. Jun 24. DJ Eliza spinning fun and funky tunes and Chef Jojo whipping up creative appetizers and light bites. No cover charge. 5pm. Plantation House Restaurant, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com SUMMER FRIDAY CLAMBAKES - Fri. Jun 24.

Summer Friday Clambakes offer an opportunity for locals, visitors and guests to enjoy delicious seafood, including clams, mussels, shrimp, snow crab claws, Portuguese sausage, corn on the cob and potatoes, while relaxing on the outdoor terrace. $38. 5:30pm. Black Rock Lounge, Sheraton Maui, (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Sheraton-maui.com BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS BENEFIT AT MAUI BREWING CO - Fri. Jun 24. Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui, which helps disadvantaged children by providing mentoring programs, teams up with Maui Brewing Co.’s Kahana Brewpub. A portion of the proceeds from the sales of MBC’s flagship beers get donated to BBBS. 6pm. Maui Brewing Company Lahaina, (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474; Mauibrewingco.com LUMERIA’S BIRTHDAY FEAST CELEBRATION - Sun. Jun 26. Guests will enjoy a whimsical food and art experience via a sun mandala workshop, as well as a four-course dinner prepared by some of Maui’s leading chefs: Ben Diamond (The Wooden Crate), Isaac Bancaco (Ka‘ana Kitchen) and Gary and Emily King (Oceanside). Adults $99; children $39. 4pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Jun 26. Here’s an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites from Executive Sous Chef Alvin Savelia. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr,, Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jun 26. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a

traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. Jun 28. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new Luau Dinner show – ‘Huaka’I - Journey through Polynesia.’ The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and fantastic luau buffet. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Resort, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-3271; Kaanapaliresort.com

ART SCENE VOYAGING: A THEMED EXHIBITION - Fri. May 20 - Thu. Jul 28. Let your imagination set sail, take a creative leap and discover new realms of artistry. With an open call to artists working in any medium, the Hui’s annual juried themed exhibition adopts an adventurous spirit in 2016 as they explore the concepts of “Voyaging,” going on a long journey in the spirit of exploration. 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com THE RAT AND THE OCTOPUS EXHIBIT - Sun. Jun 5 - Thu. Aug 4. The Hawaii Island-based art collective AGGROculture includes Sally Lundburg, Keith Tallett, Scott Yoell and Margo Ray. Their work will explore the Polynesian myth, the Rat and the Octopus, a story of an octopus that was tricked into helping a rat, who was stranded out at sea. Free.

10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jun 24. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit their gallery for live music and mai tais while they showcase our artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com MENAGE A TROIS - Sat. Jun 25. Join them for an art show featuring inspired works by Taylor Binda, Tazja Kahanamoku and Brittany Bivens. Also showing works by Gerald Wright, Erin Dieguez and Em. 4pm. Treehouse Gallery, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); 808-931-9243; Treehouse.space MONTAGE ART EXHIBITION - Sun. Jun 26. Admire and purchase artwork from various artists on

Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

MON-Movies, Games & Music 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/Dance Music,10pm, WED-Wine Down Wednesdays,10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

SIN w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

TUE- “The Need For Speed,” speed card tournament hosted by Jamie Boston, 9:30pm Ryan Robinson

Maui. Located at the Sunset Room. 8am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr, Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay THE LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY ANNUAL CELEBRATION - Wed. Jun 29. Join LAS for light pupus, live entertainment by Evan Schulman and a no-host bar. Speakers include Theo Morrison, executive director of Lahaina Restoration Foundation, and Eric DeMaria, the president of LAS. 6pm. Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

POLITICAL EVENTS DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Jun 23. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku).

FRIENDS OF YUKI LEI FUNDRAISER EVENT - Tue. Jul 12. It’s an evening with Yuki Lei Sugimura. Sugimura is a candidate for the PukalaniKula-Ulupalakua County Council seat. There will be music by Ron Kualaau and food. Suggested Donation $10. 5:30pm. VFW Hall, (2110 Uluniu Rd., Kihei); 808-875-1761; Vfw.org

TICKETS ON SALE THE CHANCE ‘UM TOUR - Fri. Jul 1. See the legends of Hawaii comedy: Frank De Lima, Mel Cabang and Augie T. Tickets start at $20, $40 VIP tickets come with autographed photos, a special meet-andgreet and Primo merchandise. AugieT.com. 7:30pm.

Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net WOODEN CRATE CABARET WITH RON ARTIS II - Sat. Jul 2. It’s an evening of music and storytelling with Ron Artis II. Wooden Crate’s Chef, Ben Diamond, will serve a three-course organic gardento-table meal with ingredients foraged from Lumeria and neighboring farms. BYOB. Tickets available online. $100. 5pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Eventbrite.com MONTY PYTHON’S SPAMALOT - Fri. Jul 8 - Sun. Jul 31. Loving ripped off from the classic film comedy Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Spamalot retells the legend of King Arthur and

MON- Noa Zeb, TUE- Houseshakers, WEDCole Sulenta

his knights of the Round Table, and features a bevy of beautiful show girls, not to mention cows, killer rabbits and French people. Showtimes are 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays and 3pm on Sundays. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com DAVID CROSBY - Sat. Jul 9. Legendary singer-songwriter, author and social justice activist David Crosby is a two-time Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, inducted as a member of The Byrds and the group Crosby, Stills and Nash. And now he’s here to perform live. $5065. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 23 MAUI BLOOD DRIVES - Thu. Jun 23 - Fri. Jun 24. Blood can only come from volunteer blood donors. Make an appointment today to ensure blood is on the shelves for you, your loved ones or a patient in need. Call or go online to schedule an appointment or get more information. 10:45am. J. Walter Cameron Center, (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-848-4770; BBH.org I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT - Thu. Jun 23Fri, Jun 24. Keiki ages 5 and older, accompanied by a parent or caregiver, can join-in this special “Hardware Science” program that ties into this year’s theme of “Health and Fitness for the Mind, Body and Soul” through fun activities. This program is presented by HouseMart Ace Hardware and HouseMart Ben Franklin Crafts in celebration of the Hawaii State Public Library System’s 2016 Summer Reading Program. Free. 9:30am.

Lahaina Public Library, (680 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-662-3950.

HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Jun 23. Halau Hula Kauluokala, under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero, is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments.

Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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Island Reggae Music, 9pm

Lost At Sea, $10/$15

Los Cuates de Sinaloa (Live), $55

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MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

Natalie Nicole, 8pm

Nancy’s 40th Birthday w/ DJ Blast, 8pm

Damaged Goods, 8pm

Brant Quick, 8pm

MON-Maui Blues 8pm, TUE- John Grover 8pm, WED-Maui Blues 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Willie K, 9-11pm $5

Ma’a, 6:30pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Fantabulous Friday’s LGBTQ w/ DJ Shea Butter Boom

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5-8pm

TUE- Neto, 5:30pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Far West, 6-9pm

Codae Music, 7-10pm

Mimosa and Bloody Mary Bar, 8:30am

MON-Nestor Ugale 6pm, WED- Open Mic/Karaoke 9pm-close

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits / WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

Makai Jazz Group, 7pm

Revive The Live Concert, 6:3010pm, $20/$30

Murray Thorne of the Celtic Tigers, 7pm-9:30pm

The McCarthy’s from Boston! 7-9pm

MON - Ron Kuala'au & Tarvin Makia 6:30pm / WED - Mulligan's Magic Show 6:30pm

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

FRIDAY, JUNE 24 YOGA OF ESSENTIAL OILS CLASS - Fri. Jun 24.

For yogis and everyone seeking radiant health: learn how to utilize pure therapeutic essential oils to enhance yoga and fitness. Free. 12pm. Maui Yoga Shala Paia, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 707-291-5763; Mydoterra.com/islandearthoils

SATURDAY, JUNE 25 SPECIAL PSYCHIC AND HEALTH FAIR - Sat. Jun 25. The anniversary of Awakening in Paradise continues with an open house, live music and munchies. 11am. Kihei Long’s Center, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1114.

SUMMER OF LOVE BOAT PARTY - Sat. Jun 25. They will be turning up the bass music with TRVR and Monks. There will be beautiful models on board showcasing Pakaloha’s latest styles as well as food and refreshments. The night continues with an amazing after-party with Nico Luminous at Casanovas in Makawao. 5pm. Ma‘alaea Harbor; Sailtrilogy.com

SUNDAY, JUNE 26 CAR WASH AND BAKE SALE - Sun. Jun 26.

Theatre Theatre Maui will hold a fundraiser for their 2016 Westside Youth Summer Theatre Camp. They’re hosting a bake sale during a car wash with cookies, banana bread and more. Help support keiki and the performing arts on the Westside. 7am. Shell Gas Station, (263 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-661-0615; Ttmwestmaui.org KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - Sun. Jun 26.

In collaboration with the community and NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach on the northwest coast of Maui in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. Marine debris continues to wash ashore. 9am. Kukona Place, (Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jun 26. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com MAUI MADE FAIR - Sun. Jun 26. Enjoy live entertainment of ‘Amakua Hawaiian Trio and Halau O Na Pua O Pakipika, Maui jazz with Gene Argel and friends and island music by Kualoa. 9:15am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HULA BY HUI LANAKILA - Sun. Jun 26. Enjoy a traditional hula performance by Hui Lanakila on the cen-

MON-Karaoke 8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

Rick G 4pm, Kaipo Kapua (Oahu), 9pm

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ter stage. Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

TUE- Evan Shulman 7pm, WED-The Universe (Live) 10pm, cover TBA

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MONDAY, JUNE 27 TAYLOR GUITAR ROAD SHOW - Mon. Jun 27.

The Taylor Road show is coming to Maui for an evening of guitar talk and demos. The Taylor factory staff will be on hand with over a dozen special Taylor guitars handpicked for this event. These include Koa guitars and custom guitars not normally seen on Maui. Free. 6:30pm. The Mill House, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-2447643; Mauitropicalplantation.com/shows

TUESDAY, JUNE E 28 UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. e. Jun earn 28. It’s never too late to learn an how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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CAPTAIN JACK’S - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:3010:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe Tr 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheese Cheeseburgerland.com

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Sing Out and get ready st for The Voice! Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you on confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence nd safe space and music theory in a fun and space. $15. 6:45pm. Maui Meadows, (Kihei); 808-2053971; Louiselambert.com

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Jun 29. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride.

Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

CLI CLIFF DIVE GRILL - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:30-8pm; Fri, S Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Sat, L Larry Golis and Hollis Lee 6:30am-8:30pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Tue, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Wed, Scott Baird 6:308 8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pk Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Clif Cliffdivegrillmaui.com

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny 7:30Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7 30 10 S 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Fri, Uncle Lou 5-7pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Peter D and Garrett Probst (Ukulele Boys) 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Thu, Paul Johnson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Sat, Paul Johnson 8am-5pm; Sat, Kona

Storm 7-9:30pm; Sun, Paul Johnson 8am-5pm; Sun, Ryan Robinson 7-9:30pm; Mon, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Mon, Noa Zeb 7-9:30pm; Tue, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Tue, Houseshakers 7-9:30pm; Wed, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Wed, Cole Sulenta 7-9:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HARD ROCK CAFE - Tue, Evan Shulman 7-10pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2-5pm; Thu, Derick Sebastian and Damon Parillo 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Maa and Aloha Friday Hula Show 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Kulewa 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Wed, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Johnnie Ness Band 7-10pm; Sat, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sun, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Paul Bunuan and Nino Toscano 7-10pm; Wed, Paul Bunuan and Nino Toscano 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:308:30pm; Sun, JD and Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6610700; Lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret Roback, Josh Kahula and Roy Kato 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com

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Sign Language CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Didn’t think you could overdose on intimacy did you? You believe in your own stamina, your ability to engage in–relish, even–emotional process for days on end. But how many heart-to-hearts can even your robust organ take before it’s pulped into jelly? This week you may find out, but I hope you’re wise enough to take a break before it comes to that.

Don’t let things get to the snapping point, in an effort to prove yourself a superhumanly compassionate listener. Take some space before you get bitchy. You have limits, whether you like it or not. Respect them.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Don’t take anyone for granted this week. While most of your usual gang is lining up their vocal support for whatever you have in mind, your strongest and most important ally may have serious reservations. These could come up at an awkward time if you simply assume all along that they’ve got your back. You’ll want to heed whatever your best bud has to say, and it’ll be awkward for them to speak their mind in front of a mob of your rabid fans. Make sure you know the opinions of those you want to count on, before you need to count on them.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

You need to dig a little deeper. That is, if you want to keep that special someone in your life, you’ve got to come up with and offer just that little bit more than you have so far. Otherwise s/he’s going to walk, and sooner rather than later. People need change, growth, expansion, development. And even though you’ve provided all those things, sometimes they need even more of them, faster. That’s just one of the compromises of being in a relationship. In other words, if you’ve got more to offer, put it out there, swiftly. If you don’t, get ready to say goodbye.

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You can’t bake a cake in half the time by doubling the temperature. Try not to let your impatience get the best of you this week. It could be frustrating while you wait for certain necessary processes to play themselves out. Same reason the cake can’t rise into its sweet fluffy glory except in its own sweet fluffy time.

Don’t turn up the heat, despite your current hotheadedness. You’ll just burn the cake and mess everything up. Patience, darling; your dessert is coming.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Why does the phrase “just friends” even exist, anyway? It’s a lame break-up, especially considering that the vast majority of romantic relationships don’t seem to be especially good friendships; without sex to provide some kind of glue, they tend to fall apart.

A good friendship is infinitely more complex, interesting, rewarding, and solid than most supposedly “intimate” connections. It’s alright for mutual physical pleasure to provide some of the bond between two people, but eventually, unless some more enduring, deep, non-physical connection is cultivated, the relationship will fall apart. This week, develop what goes on between you and your partner out of bed, so that it’s at least as strong as what happens in it.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

I’m often hard on Libras, I admit. I use that classic excuse to beat someone up: it’s because you can take it, and I’m trying to get you to fulfill your potential.

Libras have it so easy; you need to be pushed to develop yourselves. You’re generally reasonably smart, attractive, creative, and likeable. It’s awfully simple to glide by on those fine traits and just sort of be normal, nice–and, ultimately, mediocre. You’re certainly welcome to do that. But I say if you can step it up and be better than pretty good–and you can–you should.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Your astrological neighbors, those Libras, sometimes require ass-kicking to explore unrealized potential. Not so you. Your predilection towards extremes of all kinds is a near-compulsion to leave no stone unturned. As you’ve already discovered, many times, that can be dangerous. I won’t discourage you from this intrepid exploration, however, despite its hazards; it’s necessary, important, and admirable. But please consider the timing. What you do and where you go impacts other people besides yourself. You don’t necessarily owe it to them to wait until the time is right for everyone–but that kind of patience makes an awfully nice gift.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

It’s a week of reruns. You already know how all these stories are going to turn out, and no matter which channel you switch to you’re doomed to experience something worse than déjà vu. It may be tempting to inject some new elements into these situations, just to screw them up. You certainly could, if you chose to. But I wouldn’t, if I were you; any deviation from the course this week means a more negative, less satisfying outcome, and ultimately a more frustrating week than you were in for before. So you have to watch a few repeat episodes of shows you never particularly liked. So what? Relax. There’ll be enough chaos and uncertainty in the next couple of weeks to more than make up for their absence in this one.

Extreme forces confuse and paralyze you when they’d polarize almost everyone else, and spur them to action.

They’re just not your forte. However, during weeks like this one, rife with messy, subtle, conflicting influences that would bewilder most of the more straightforward signs, you thrive. An intricate maze full of subtle, almost indiscernibly different choices is ideal for you. Luckily that’s just what this week provides. Wind your way through it, and if you encounter any bewildered fire signs along the way, let them tag along, would you?

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’re lucky you’re not susceptible to the same confusing forces acting on your astrological neighbors, those Pisces, because they’d mess you up. Fortunately for you, everything this week is exactly how you like it; more or less straightforward, clear-cut, and unambivalent. Or so it might seem. It’s not that deceptions abound at the moment. No one’s got balls enough to out-and-out lie to your face. But should you come to the wrong conclusion on your own, no one’s likely to set you straight, either. In other words, before you make what seems like an obvious decision, check your facts. They might be false.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Some people will pack up their whole lives and move on a whim. They’re not Bulls. As much as you can appreciate someone’s desire to live by the ocean, you’d never quit your job and schlep your shit somewhere for that reason alone. You need a lengthy rationale before you consider drastic changes, and lots of time to weigh all the factors of your decision. Sometimes, however, you don’t have time to figure out all the details before you take the plunge. There are opportunities that vanish overnight, and people who simply don’t have that much patience. This week, if pressed into a decision you’re not ready for, don’t balk; this choice will be made, one way or another. It’s up to you: Trust your gut and leap, or dig in your heels and let this one happen by default.

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Twice now I’ve dreamt about Gemini friends conducting very unusual, uncharacteristic searches. In one, a tall, hairy, and very straight Gem friend was on the hunt for a pair of glamorous high-heeled shoes that’d fit his massive, crooked-toed feet. In the other, a friend of mine who already has two more kids than she’d ever planned on, restlessly sought babies– both animal and human–to kidnap and make her own. Are you, hunting something that isn’t exactly appropriate? I suspect so, and I wish you’d stop chasing wild geese, especially since some tame, golden-egg laying ones are hanging out right nearby, just waiting for you to notice them.

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