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ban on Muslims entering the US.)” Though Gabbard has often eloquently opposed America’s highly militarized foreign policy–something many Democrats have refused to do for far too long–criticising Gabbard for being less than progressive is hardly new. Back in November 2015, we took Gabbard to task for her absurd vote for House Resolution 1737, which would go a long way to enabling racial discrimination in the granting of auto loans.

In any case, it should be a fascinating race to watch.

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I’ve written a few novels now about Maui. Always noirish in tone and style, they focus on unsavory characters and femme fatales around the island. I like to think I can imagine some pretty off-thewall stuff, but nothing I’ve written comes close to the non-fiction tale of the Dadow sisters that’s playing out right now.

Flashback to Sunday, May 29. For reasons still murky, a white 2016 Ford Explorer drives off the Hana Highway in East Maui and plunges to the rocks 200 feet below. On board are two women. Witnesses speak of them arguing with each other shortly before the plunge. One dies shortly after the impact, the other is flown to Maui Memorial Medical Center in critical condition.

On Wednesday, June 1, The Maui News identifies the deceased woman as 37-year-old In the movie, the Olsen twins should play these two Anastasia Duval of Haiku. She was the pasfunded memberships,” according to the senger in the Explorer, while her twin sisStar-Advertiser. ter, the driver, remains in the hospital.

From there, the twins allegedly moved In fact, the Honolulu Star-Advertiser on to Utah, where they started over with reported on Monday, June 6, the dea new yoga studio (this one included ceased woman was actually named Ann dog yoga, or “doga”) and started selling Dadow. What’s more, she and her sister “spirit water.” They also filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Their alleged debt, according to the Star-Advertiser, ran into the “hundreds of thousands of dollars.”

Apparently, the sisters arrived on Maui in December, moved to Haiku and started living under assumed names. As for what exactly happened in the Ford Explorer, that's not really known, though on June 7 The Maui News reported that Maui Police arrested Alison Dadow at the Maui Seaside Hotel in Kahului after she allegedly tried to leave the island. ■

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Author and local Democratic Party activist Shay Chan Hodges has decided to run against U.S. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard this year, Chan Hodges told us on June 6, one day before the state’s deadline for candidate filing. Though Gabbard–who is also a Major in the Hawaii Army National Guard and an Iraq War veteran–is one of the more high-profile Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives, Chan Hodges believes that she simply isn’t progressive enough to represent Maui.

“It could also be argued that my county — Maui — is not only the most progressive in the state, but also the nation,” Chan Hodges (who wrote the book Lean On and Lead: Mothering and Work in the 21st Century Economy) said in her May 31 essay on Medium.com. “In 2008, when Dennis Kucinich ran for President, his best showing in any Democratic contest was in the Hawaii caucus, and the only county in the country that he won was Maui County. So I was not surprised when Bernie Sanders won our state presidential preference poll this March with a 70% majority, taking 62% of the votes in the first District, and 75% in the second.”

That Gabbard is one of Sanders’ highest profile supporters is laudable to Chan Hodges, who said as much in her Medium essay. But Chan Hodges also pointed out that such support on its own “does not mean that Congresswoman Gabbard represents us.” She then outlined three factors that “raise quite a few questions about how committed she is to fighting for our district’s values.”

First, that Gabbard has helped out billionaire Sheldon Adelson, the chairman and CEO of the Las Vegas Sands Corporation who opposes organized labor and is a major campaign donor to conservative Political Action Committees and Republican candidates. Chan Hodges noted in her essay that Gabbard has introduced Adelson-backed legislation

that would kill online gambling–a major threat to Adelson’s interests.

Second, Chan Hodges noted that Gabbard has repeatedly criticized and mocked the Obama Administration for not saying we’re at war with “Islamic extremism”–something even Sanders opposes.

“While I believe that no elected official should be above critique –lest we devolve into a cult of personality over substance – our district elected President Obama with a 70% majority, and a respectful discussion in an appropriate forum reflects both our district and Hawaiian values,” Chan Hodges noted.

Finally, Chan Hodges criticized Gabbard for supporting legislation that would make it more difficult for refugees fleeing the bloody Syrian civil war to get to the U.S. “[O]n November 19, 2015, Gabbard voted with 46 Democrats and 242 Republicans to pass HR 4038 — the American SAFE Act of 2015, to institute a stronger screening process for refugees from Iraq and Syria who apply for admission to the U.S.,” Chan Hodges wrote. “Previously, in 2014, Gabbard called for visa waivers to be curtailed from European countries with “Islamic extremist” populations – specifically Britain, Germany, and France.

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Alison have been leading infamous lives across the Mainland for the last few years, first in South Florida–where they ran a couple Twin Power Yoga studios– and later in Utah. In fact, according to the Star-Advertiser, the gossip site GossipExtra has been writing about the sisters (and their alleged crimes) for years, and even hired a private investigator to tail them (the site even called the sisters “the Terrible Twins of Yoga”).

“With their striking blonde looks and high-power clientele, the twins were a conspicuous presence in the Palm Beach community, traveling in matching Porsches and frequenting the tony Worth Avenue shopping district,” the Star-Advertiser reported.

But then in 2014, the Dadow sisters “abruptly closed their studios without notice, leaving numerous employees unpaid and hundreds of clients–including many new ones attracted by a recent Groupon special–with worthless, unre-

“I got food poisoning two hours after I ate. I just treated it like a cleanse.”

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by Suzanne Kayian

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MALAMA MAUI NUI ENDS BATTERY/PAINT PROGRAMS Malama Maui Nui plans to end its Household Batteries Recycling program and the Paint Exchange as of June 30. The nonprofit environmental organization that promotes community engagement in sustainable waste management and conservation programs said it’s closing the

programs due to a lack of funds.

Malama Maui Nui will continue to collect batteries and host the pickup and drop-off of usable water-based, acrylic, or latex paint through the end of business day June 30.

“We remain extremely proud of what these programs have accomplished,” said Gabrielle Schuerger, interim Executive Director of Malama Maui Nui. “They have allowed us to collaborate with neighboring businesses, community members, and our local government to carry out end-of-life best management practices for common household waste for many years.”

Malama Maui Nui’s programs have recycled more than 20 tons of batteries and redistributed more than 13,000 gallons of usable paint, diverting that much waste from ending up in Maui County landfills. Instead, those materials were given a second life: for the batteries, in the form of recycled plastic, rebar, fertilizers, and other useful products; and for the paint, as the key ingredient in countless Do-It-Yourself projects such as creating set backdrops for school plays, waterproofing outdoor sheds, renovating children’s bedrooms, even making dream boards for self-expression and inspiration.

“When it comes to sustainable waste management, these kinds of programs are successful when the community demonstrates their value through their actions: by volunteering their time to assist with program facilitation, donating to the programs, and encouraging everyone involved to participate, including their local representatives,” said Schuerger.

Community members are encouraged to contact Malama Maui Nui as well as their political representatives on the local and state level to share any comments or concerns regarding the closure of the Household Batteries Recycling program and the Paint Exchange. Questions can be directed to info@ cwdhawaii.org or 808-877-2524. For more information, go to MalamaMauiNui.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Maui High School’s Alexandria Tyau is among 16 high school juniors statewide who will be honored this summer as their school’s “Islander Scholar,” a program codeveloped by the Islander Institute and Malama Learning Center.

The Islander Scholar honor is part of an inaugural program recognizing students for their character and commitment to upholding values of Hawaii. The program grew out of a desire to honor students based on their values and actions that demonstrate a deep understanding of Hawaii– and not based solely on typical measures like grades and athletics.

Alapaki Nahale-a, co-founder of Islander Scholars–conceived of the idea while serving on the U.S. Presidential Scholars Commission for Hawaii, a national program that honors two students per state based on their academic achievements.

“We need to redefine what success means for our students in Hawaii,” said Nahale-a, who is also the former director of Laupahoehoe Community Public Charter School. “Islander Scholars is a one-of-a-kind program that says our island values matter too. This award lifts up students who demonstrate care for their schools, families and communities.”

“Education in Hawaii has to be about more than just marching kids toward jobs,” said Andrew Aoki, founder of the Islander Institute. “We believe these Islander Scholars have the skills and character to lead the way in building our communities, caring for our islands, carrying on important traditions, and passing down wisdom.”

Principals at traditional and charter public high schools were invited to select one junior as their school’s Islander Scholar based on six comprehensive learning outcomes rooted in Hawaii’s culture and environment; these outcomes (called Na Hopena A‘o, which was adopted by the state Board of Education in 2015) include a sense of belonging,

responsibility, excellence, aloha, total well-being and Hawaii, which spell out BREATH or HA in Hawaiian.

“The Na Hopena Ao Outcomes (or HA) holds a space for what is meaningful to us as an educational system not just in Hawaii but of Hawaii,” said Cheryl Ka‘uhane Lupenui, a former Board of Education member and an Islander Scholar Program Guide. “Na Hopena Ao resonates with so many people because it moves us at a deeper, below the piko, level of intelligence. Students, teachers, the superintendent, community members are all finding ways to breathe more life into our learning environments through HA.” As part of this honor, all 16 Islander Scholars will come together for the inaugural Islander Scholars Academy at Camp Palehua (formerly Camp Timberline) from June 3 to 5 in Kapolei; this will be a special experience for scholars to connect and learn from each other, develop cultural and leadership skills, and build relationships with other island mentors.

“The Islander Scholars Academy will be an opportunity for our 16 Islander Scholars to discover what it means to be an islander and the joys and responsibilities that come with this honor,” said Pauline Sato, Program and Executive Director of Malama Learning Center.

All Islander Scholars are expected to return to their schools and communities in their senior year to uphold the values of the program and to serve as role models for their peers.

ticipating Tesoro and 76 stations will be having a random drawing to win one of three $500 gift cards. Those who donate $5 will receive one entry and those who donate $20 will receive five entries for the random drawing. The winner may choose from either a $500 76 gift card or a VISA/ American Express gift card; a donation is not required to enter the drawing. For a free entry blank, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to Special Olympics Hawaii, P.O. Box 3295, Honolulu, HI 96801.

“In the more than 25 years that Hawaii Independent Energy has partnered with Special Olympics Hawaii, we’re proud to have raised over $881,000 to support their important work,” said Eric Lee, Par Hawaii’s Vice President for Branded Retail. “These athletes, their families, friends and coaches are all members of our extended Par Hawaii ‘ohana and it brings us great joy to be able to help further their goals and dreams through our ‘Fueling Dreams’ event.”

This year, 25 Tesoro and 14 76 stations throughout Oahu, Hawaii Island and Maui will be accepting donations for Special Olympics Hawaii.

“Par Hawaii has been one of our longest supporters and we are thrilled to have our signature Fueling Dreams event return for another year,” said Nancy Bottelo, Special Olympics Hawaii president and CEO. “The funds that Par Hawai’i raises play a critical role in our efforts to level the playing field and fuel the dreams of athletes with intellectual disabilities.”

For more information on Special Olympics Hawaii, call 808-943-8808 or visit Specialolympicshawaii.org.

PAR HAWAII HELPS SPECIAL OLYMPICS This month, you can support Special Olympics Hawaii when purchasing fuel at any participating Par Hawaii Tesoro or 76 station statewide. Proceeds from the 11th annual Fueling Dreams Drive will provide opportunities for local athletes to compete and train in the state free of charge.

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Though she has had more than a dozen “beautifying” procedures, she had trouble finding a surgeon who would agree to take out six “free-floating” ribs (ones not attached to the sternum). Born in Sweden, she gave up a career as a trained electrician to come to the United States to pursue her goal of looking “like a cartoon character”–which she has surely achieved with her now-16-inch waist.

Shannon Egeland, 41, already convicted in 2014 of running a mortgage-fraud operation during the 2004-2008 real-estate boom, pleaded guilty in May 2016 to the subsequent crime of deliberately having himself shot to gain his judge’s sympathy (and to collect on disability insurance he had purchased the week before). Egeland, scheduled to start a 10-year sentence for the 2014 conviction, told the judge he had been assaulted by gunfire when he stopped in traffic to help a pregnant woman, but in reality he had ordered his teenage son to shoot him in the legs with a 20-gauge shotgun.

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS Triple Crown winner American Pharoah earned an estimated $8.6 million racing but, now retired, could earn as much as $35 million just by having sex. Stallions reportedly can breed into their 20s, and the horse, now barely age 4, will have 175 conquests by the end of this summer, according to a May report by CNBC. One industry worker said Pharoah has put on weight, spends his spare time peaceably eating grass, and “looks more like a relaxed horse.” A spokesman for the Kentucky farm now housing Pharoah said he “has proven to be very professional in the breeding shed.”

LATEST RELIGIOUS MESSAGES The Keystone Fellowship Church in North Wales, Pennsylvania, has a tradition of congregants reserving pew seats by leaving Bibles in place, but worshipper Robert Braxton, 27, was having none of that on April 24 and took a saved seat anyway. Witnesses told Philadelphia’s WCAU-TV that when one church member gently tapped Braxton on the shoulder to inform him of the tradition, Braxton snapped at him and became disruptive. Congregant Mark Storms, 46, flashed a gun and confronted Braxton, who punched Storms, adding, “That’s not a real gun” and “What are you going to do, shoot me?” Storms, contending that he felt threatened, fired two shots, killing Braxton, and was charged with voluntary manslaughter.

BRIGHT IDEAS The Moscow Times reported in May that bailiffs in Russia’s Perm region, employing originality as yet unseen in America in attempting to collect an overdue debt, arrested the debtor’s cat. The bailiffs listed the feline’s value at the equivalent of $23, and the man came up with that sum the next day and took the cat home. The Federal Bailiffs Service explained that all the other “property” in the apartment was in other people’s names.

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NEW WORLD ORDER German soldiers participating in a fourweek NATO exercise in Norway earlier this year apparently had to abort their efforts days earlier than other countries–because Germany’s defense minister, Ursula von der Leyen, had imposed strict rules on overtime pay. Soldiers are to work no more than 41 hours a week, she said, according to revelations by London’s Daily Telegraph. And Britain’s venerable Oxford University issued a formal suggestion to law lecturers recently that they give “trigger warnings” (and allow classroom absences) if the class subject matter might be unpleasant to some students. Complained one frustrated lecturer, “We can’t remove sexual offences from the criminal law syllabus–obviously.”

AMATEURS Government agencies trying, legally or not, to hide details from public inquiries under freedom-of-information demands usually resort to indelibly blackening out what they do not want revealed, but the Public Health Agency of Canada recently tried a unique method, according to an Associated Press correspondent. The AP had requested files on the 2014 Ebola outbreak, and, revealed reporter Raphael Satter, the documents finally arrived from the PHA with parts carefully “redacted”–using “Scotch tape and paper.” Satter reported that he got everything the AP had asked for by merely peeling the tape back. (A Dallas Morning News reporter, commenting on Satter’s experience, wrote, “Canadians are so nice.”)

ARMED AND DANGEROUS IN THE F STATE Michael Blevins, 37, reported to Florida Hospital in Orange City (near Daytona Beach) in May after finally realizing, three days after the fact, that he had shot himself while cleaning his handgun. He said he was on pain medication and besides, was wearing a black shirt that obscured blood stains. He said he had felt a sharp pain but that, mainly, it had aggravated his back injury, causing him to fall and hit his head against a coffee table, and thus was not aware of the origin of the loud noise the .22-caliber handgun made. Deputies investigated briefly but closed the case. ■

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Your guide to all things Maui Film Festival 2016

By Anthony Pignataro

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he best movies are journeys–trips to places and times we may never visit in our own lives. Movies take us on two-hour jaunts into deep space, show us battles from a century ago and put us in the middle of worlds that only exist on an animator’s drawing board. Movies offer both escape from our terrestrial, contemporary lives as well as moments of emotional and intellectual stimulation (well, unless the movie credits include the words “Adam Sandler,” in which case, all bets are off).

“What I love most about movies is that they begin before they start and they don’t end when they’re over,” the blogger Nitrate Diva has written. “I believe that movies should be dangerous, fun, and incendiary, at once familiar and mysterious–even when being analyzed.”

Every year, Barry and Stella Rivers and their army of volunteers have brought us their Maui Film Festival–an annual celebration of all things cinema that takes place in the summer. Like previous years, this year’s festival includes dozens of movies–comedies, dramas, surfing documentaries and a host of

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others–as well filmmaker panels and elaborate parties (see more on those on page 13).

The festival, which runs from Wednesday, June 15 to Sunday, June 19, will also honor a few big-time actors for their exemplary work. This year’s honorees are Bryan Cranston (Walter White from Breaking Bad), Viola Davis (Aibileen Clark in The Help), Kelly Rohrbach (CJ from the upcoming Baywatch movie), Wyatt Russell (Zook from 22 Jump Street) and Michael B. Jordan (Adonis Creed in Creed).

The movies will take place at two venues–the famous Celestial Cinema in Wailea, where people sit on blankets under the stars, and the Maui Arts & Cultural Center’s Castle Theater in Kahului. As far as tickets go, the festival has its usual system of passes that are far too numerous and complex to explain here (check out Mauifilmfestival.com for complete details).

So here’s the Maui Film Festival rundown, organized for your viewing pleasure by date and venue. Enjoy!

CASTLE THEATER WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 6pm - SOUTHSIDE WITH YOU - NR - Biography/Drama/Romance - The story of the first date between Barack Obama (Parker Sawyers) and Michelle Robinson (Tika Sumpter) back in 1989. 81 min.

8pm - HISTORY OF NOW - NR - Drama/ Romance - A young couple–Eli, a nurse and Maya, a sous chef–who’ve been apart for a year finally reunite. Set in Austria and Morocco. 93 min.

THURSDAY, JUNE 16 4pm -MY BLIND BROTHER - NR - Comedy/Drama/Romance - The rivalry between two brothers heats up during a charity swim meet. 90 min.

6pm - IT HAD TO BE YOU - NR - Comedy/Romance - Neurotic jingle writer Sonia suddenly has to deal with a proposal from her boyfriend. 85 min.

8pm - ALIVE AND KICKING - NR - Documentary/Music - Here’s an insider’s view of the world of contemporary swing dancing. 88 min.

FRIDAY, JUNE 17 4pm - THE SEER - NR - Documentary/Biography - A profile of the poet and activist Wendell Berry. Running time unknown

8pm - GOING FURTHER - NR - Documentary Zane Kesey, son of Ken Kesey, recreates his father’s trip across America in a school bus. 96 min.

6pm - SEED: THE UNTOLD STORY NR - Documentary/Agriculture - A look at humanity’s 12,000-year relationship with seeds, and the biotech companies that seek to control them.

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8pm - MAD DOGS: THE CONQUEST OF JAWS - NR - Documentary/Surfing - The story of three Brazilians–Danilo Cuoto, Marcio Freire and Yuri Soledade–who surfed Jaws without the tow-ins or support craft. Running time unknown.

10pm - TANNA - NR - Drama/Romance A story of a sister’s loyalty and a forbidden affair on a remote Pacific island. 100 min.

SATURDAY, JUNE 18 8pm - ALEX & EVE - NR - Comedy/Romance - A Greek Orthodox teacher (that would be Alex) falls in love with a Muslim attorney (Eve). Hilarity ensues. 131 min.

SUNDAY, JUNE 19 2pm - SHORT FILM SHOWCASE 4:30pm - THE GREAT TRANSMISSION - NR - Documentary/History - A look at those who try to keep ancient Buddhist knowledge and traditions alive. 56 min.

8pm - STEREO TYPICALLY YOU - NR Comedy/Romance - A young man goes nuts trying to find a new love after a bad break-up. Running time unknown 9:30pm - STRIKE A POSE - NR - Documentary/Music - The male dancers from Madonna’s 1990 Blonde Ambition tour reunite 25 years later. 83 min.

6pm - THE LAST DALAI LAMA? - NR Documentary - Mickey Lemle profiles the 14th Dalai Lama. Running time unknown.

10pm - IT AIN’T PRETTY - NR - Documentary/Surfing - A look at female big wave surfers in Northern California. 74 min.

10pm - ONE WAY - NR - Documentary - A woman lives her life through the beauty of the ocean, her family’s love and the moment itself. Running time unknown.

8pm - ORANGE SUNSHINE - NR - Documentary/Biography - The story of hippie surfers in 1960s Orange County, California who took to smuggling acid. 105 min.

10pm - NOBODY WALKS IN LA - NR - Comedy/Drama/Romance - Two old friends, who are facing life-changing decisions, decide to ditch their cars and phones for a day and just walk around Los Angeles. 93 min.

SUNDAY, JUNE 19 8pm - HUNT FOR THE WILDERPEOPLE PG13 - Comedy/Drama - When a kid and his foster uncle go missing in the New Zealand backcountry, authorities start a national search. Stars Sam Neil. 101 min.

SATURDAY, JUNE 18 1pm - BOY & THE WORLD - PG - Animation/Adventure/Family - A boy goes on a wild quest in search of his father. 80 min.

10pm - VOYAGE: INTO THE DEPTHS OF KANALOA - NR - Documentary - Fifteen students train for months to prepare themselves for a 10-day sailing voyage to Papahanaumokuakea. Running time unknown.

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15

3pm - SWEET BEAN - NR - Drama - An unusual elderly woman asks the owner of a pancake stall for a job. 113 min.

5pm - SONIC SEA - NR - Documentary/ Science - A look at the impact industrial and military noise has on marine mammals. 56 min.

6:30pm - IN SEARCH OF BALANCE - NR - Documentary - This examination of the connections between humanity and nature offers new thoughts on health and medicine. 74 min.

8pm - CAPTAIN FANTASTIC - R - Drama - Viggo Mortensen, Frank Langella and Kathryn Hahn star in this story of a father who rigorously home-schools his six kids in the Pacific Northwest, then suddenly has to reenter the modern world. 118 min.

10pm - FOLK HERO & FUNNY GUY NR - Comedy - A successful singer tries to help his downtrodden comedian friend by hiring him to be his opening act on tour. 88 min.

THURSDAY, JUNE 16 8pm - SALTWATER BUDDHA - NR - Documentary - The story of Jaimal Yogi and the wondrous power of the ocean. Running time unknown.

10pm - THE MORE THINGS CHANGE NR - Documentary/Surfing - Gerry Lopez returns to Uluwatu 40 years after first surfing there, but finds the place completely modernized. Running time unknown. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The Toes in the Sand cinema on Saturday is a special screening on the beach of Hawaiimade films. This venue is free to the public and held on Wailea beach. The four films featured here are fun, cultural and captivating.

God is a Dog is about man’s special connection with our four-legged friend. Poke to da Max shares how poke has spread aloha around the world through Chef Sam Choy. Aina concerns agriculture and our land. And The Roots of ‘Ulu follows the history of hulu to native practitioners and the vision of ‘ulu today.

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FRIDAY, JUNE 17 Navigator Award Ceremony Viola Davis - Honoree Celestial Cinema, Wailea - 8pm Taste of Chocolate Four Seasons Resort, Wailea, Maui 9-11pm - *21 years & over $170. Ticket Includes One Free Celestial Cinema Ticket Valid For 6/15, 6/16, 6/17 or 6/18 Taste of Chocolate Menu (By Four Seasons Resort Wailea Pastry Chef Bruce Trouyet) Action Station 1 Molten Chocolate and Salted Caramel insert Chocolate Fountain; Skewered Fresh Fruits, 3 varieties of Shortbread, Pate de Fruit, etc.

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SATURDAY, JUNE 18 Filmmakers Panels Wailea Beach Marriott Resort and Spa Mei Court - 10:30am, 11:30am, 12:30pm, 1:30pm $12 each Activist Cinema AKA What’s Up Docs!

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tarting Wednesday, June 15, Wailea explodes in a bevy of celebrity-studded galas and films for five days. I don’t envy anyone trying to decide what to attend, because you’re going to want to do it all. Here’s the inside info on the parties and a couple of hacks to make the best of your choices.

Start the festival off with a dress-your-best party at the Molokini Gardens in the Grand Wailea. Rub elbows with the Who’s Who of the festival while you imbibe and sup elegant hors d’oeuvres made by the resort’s chefs: grilled flat breads, oysters and poke, ribs and uni mac salad, plus a whole section of specialty sweets like halo halo shots, vegan chocolate cake and other delights. You can validate and valet park at the Grand Wailea– remember to go to the second entrance because it’s a shorter walk to the Gardens.

The Celestial Cinema starts Wednesday night with the Rising Star Award presentations that go to Kelly Rohrbach and Wyatt Russell. Thursday, the Rainmaker Award will go to Michael B. Jordan. Parking is at the Wailea Resort Event Parking Lot at the top of Wailea Ike Drive. From there, shuttles run continuously starting at 6:15pm.

All shuttles will return to the Event Parking Lot at the end of each feature film and special event. If you’re staying in Wailea, a free MFF Shuttle will be available upon request at the front entrance of your resort.

Spago’s VIP Soiree and honoree celebration runs you $295 on Thursday. It supports the community screenings. Friday’s decadent event is the biggest chocolate party Maui has ever seen. Four Seasons Pastry Chef Bruce Trouyet is pulling out all his cacao tricks in six sugary action stations.

It’s not all truffles either–the savory and sweet pizza options include short rib and beef alongside Nutella and M & M’s.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, JUNE 9 MAUI AIKIDO CLASSES – From today through June 30, Maui Aikido is offering a special four-week course that will introduce the principles and practice of Ki-Aikido. The classes are appropriate for beginner adults and teens, and will meet in the evenings at the Shunshinkan Dojo in Wailuku. The course will be taught by Tracy Reasoner, fifth dan, and will expose students to meditation, breathing, relaxation, Ki development exercises and Aikido techniques. $40. 6:30-8:30pm. Shunshinkan Dojo (194 Market St., Wailuku); 808-357-5172; Mauiaikido.com. Photo courtesy of Ilima Loomis

KAPALUA WINE & FOOD FESTIVAL – The 35th annual nnual Kapalua Food and Wine Festival will take place June 9-12. Guests can enjoy a magical weekend on the shores culof the Kapalua Resort with the finest cuisine and viniculat ture. There will be evening galas and a Grand Tasting that will showcase many delights from a handful of Maui’ss top restaurants. Full event festival passes are sold out, n but guests can still take advantage of general admission levent tickets. $100-200. Kapalua Resort (2000 Vilndlage Rd., Kapalua); 808-665-4386; Kapaluawineandfoodfestival.com. Photo: publicdomainphotos.net

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WAVE TRAIN – This Thursday, June 9, everyone should head to Charley’s in Paia to see the Maui band Wavetrain. Maui’s top musicians–including Grammy-nominated Mick Fleetwood Blues Band members–will be on stage including Mark Johnstone, Lenny Castellanos, Paul Marchetti, John Z and Henry Arroyo. Dirty electro-funk music, vintage keys and horns will be in full effect at this pre-summer dance party. $10. 21+. 9pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5798085; Charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy of Mark Johnstone

THERASURF DAY – You’re invited to the third annual THERAsurf Day at Launiupoko Beach Park. THERAsurf will present a free surf camp for all special needs kids and adults. Lunch will be provided for participants and their families. Free. 12-4pm. Launiupoko Beach Park (Lahaina); Therasurf.org.

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FRIDAY, JUNE 10 AN EVENING WITH ALAN CLEMENTS – Here’s your chance to attend an evening with activist/author Alan Clements at the Rinzai Zen Mission. There will be a presentation and conversation on his book, A Future to Believe In: Empowerment, Revolution and The Right To Be Free. Reservations required. 7-8:30pm. Rinzai Zen Mission (120 Alawai Rd., Paia); Worlddharma.com; contact@worlddharma.com.

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CRATER SERVICE TRIP – From Saturday, June 11 through Monday, June 13, enthusiastic and fit volunteers are invited to a Crater Service Trip with Friends of Haleakala National Park. Volunteers will stay at the Kapalaoa Cabin. Volunteers will perform a number of tasks ranging from cabin maintenance to native planting to invasive species removal.

Free. 8am. Haleakala National Park (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808-669-8385; Nps.gov/hale/index. htm. Photo courtesy Friends of Haleakala NP

SATURDAY, JUNE 11 ART+MIXX: HIPSTERS & HEROES – Expect dazzling performance and visual arts that relate to the current Schaefer International Gallery exhibit, The Rat & The Octopus. Food and beverages will be available, and there will be plenty of opportunities to enjoy music, schmoozing and dancing. You can even wear a costume if you like. Free. 21+. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org.

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JOHN HAMMOND – Blues legend John Hammond will play the Iao Theater. Hammond has had an incredible career as a touring blues musician, and released 34 solo albums since his 1964 debut. His latest, Timeless, was named Best Acoustic Blues Album at the Annual Blues Music Awards. $40-55. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com.

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SATURDAY, JUNE 11 JUNGLE POP-UP – Shop and mingle with Maui’s best artists and designers at the Jungle Pop-Up at Makawao Union Church. Check out designs from Katie Browne of BoxEleven, Sara Plesset of Indie Attire, locally made accessories, crafts, stationery, jewelry and more.

Enjoy a family-friendly day with lots of stylish local vendors, raffle prizes, face painting and live entertainment.

Free. 10am. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Junglepopup.com.

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SATURDAY, JUNE 11 MAUI TRIATHLON – The Maui Triathlon takes place at the Makena Beach and Golf Resort this Saturday, June 11 and Sunday, June 12. It will feature a 5k Police Chase Run on Saturday morning followed by the keiki and youth triathlons. Sunday morning will see the Sprint Triathlon for participants ages 16 and up. Saturday’s events will fund the Maui Police Activities League and a portion of the proceeds of Sunday’s events will go to the Crisis Intervention Team. $35-105. 8am. Makena Beach & Golf Resort (4500 Makena Alanui); 808-874-1111; Mauitriathlon.com. Photo: dronepicr/Wikimedia

TUESDAY, JUNE 14 MNHCOC MEMBERSHIP DINNER – The Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce will host their Annual Meeting Dinner at the University of Hawaii-Maui College. This year’s featured speaker is Judge Richard Bissen, and he’ll speak about Hawaiian cultural issues in the courts. Dinner is a southern-style BBQ catered by Ho‘apili Ane with a no-host bar. $20-30. 5:30-8:30pm. UH Maui College, Laulima Building Room 105 (310 W. Ka`ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808633-3079; Communications@mnhcoc.org. Photo of Judge Bissen courtesy Maui Native Hawaiian Chamber of Commerce

CHEF HUGH ACHESON – Head to the Montage in Kapalua for a special event with Chef Hugh Acheson, Winemaker Marcus Nataro and Master Sommelier Rob Bigelow. Rub elbows with Maui’s foodie elite and enjoy the gorgeous scenery at Kapalua. There’s limited availability, so reservations are a must. $350.

6pm. Montage Kapalua Bay. (1 Bay Dr., Lahaina); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/ kapalua-bay. Photo: Jason Hales

SUNDAY, JUNE 12 DAY AT THE FUTURE HEMP-FOOD FOREST – All Maui hemp lovers are invited to attend a Day at the Future Hemp-Food Forest. The event is co-sponsored by Hawaii Farmers Union United–Maui. Enjoy ”Hands on Day” with Farmer/Chef James Simpliciano and Doug Fine. Learn new information about hemp and natural farming methods that are a part of Maui’s agriculture. A farm lunch will be included. $40. 8am. Simpli-Fresh Farms, (Kamehameha Schools Estate, Lahaina); 808-269-2626; Facebook.com/simplifreshfarms. Photo: Sean M. Hower

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 MAUI FILM FESTIVAL – This year’s Maui Film Festival begins at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. Featured films include Strike A Pose, One Way, Saltwater Buddha, The Great Transmission and The Last Dalai Lama. Celebrity guests include Bryan Cranston, Viola Davis and Michael B. Jordan. Don’t miss out on this spectacular event, and make sure to book your tickets early for the Taste of Summer, Taste of Chocolate and Taste of Wailea. Times and prices vary. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Randy Jay Braun

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Cinematic Heartburn We wish we could send ‘The Lobster’ back ★★★★★ Rated R / 119 Min.

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he Lobster is about a world where single adults are punished for failing to find a mate and imprisoned in The Hotel. While there, they have 45 days to find a mate or they will be transformed into an animal of their choice.

David (played by Colin Farrell) decides that, unless he can hook up with someone, he’d be happy to become a lobster.

The one big break I will give The Lobster is that it’s a great conversation piece.

Last summer, Rick Chatenever of The Maui News interviewed Colin Farrell, the film’s star, and The Lobster came up. Chatenever asked him to describe the plot, which made for an amusing anecdote.

Actually watching the film is another thing entirely.

The Lobster is off-putting from the start, with a grating violin score and Rachel Weisz’ course narration. Director Yorgos Lanthimos films each scene in offbeat ways, with off-center framing, boxy composition and dull lighting making for an exceptionally ugly movie.

While the set-up is intriguing, there’s

no follow-through on the initial premise, as the story leaves The Hotel and rabbit trails into other random, equally weird but far less compelling subplots. Lanthimos is clearly aiming for the nightmarish brilliance of Luis Bunuel, whose blend of absurdist humor and shocking visuals made him one of cinema’s greatest, most influential masters of surrealism. But The Lobster never works as a comedy or an allegory but only as a self-consciously strange art movie and acting exercise.

It’s suggested that every character in this world lacks emotion. The result is that the actors recite their lines in a detached, zombie-like fashion. Farrell and Lea Sedoux, in particular, sound as if they’re reading their lines for the first time, off cue cards. This leaves the audience with no one to connect to. John C. Reilly plays Farrell’s friend at The Hotel and he goes down with the ship.

Reilly can typically add creative spark to any movie but he’s ill-used here and shares his co-star’s inability to engage.

Lanthimos’ breakout film, the divisive Dogtooth, is an acclaimed work, though I’m not a fan. Both his films portray unorthodox and cruel means of human communication. It allows for an intellectual conversation post-screening but the

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concept is limited. As an allegory, anyone who is/was bitter, single and has a cluster of well-off married friends can relate to the film’s portrayal of elite domesticity.

Yet, as a satire, it’s limited. Throwaway jokes about couples raising children and Stand By Me are hardly novel.

A couple walked out of the film early into the screening I attended. I’ve never walked out on a movie in my life but this one sure made me want to follow them.

There’s a scene in particular where a character describes brutally murdering a dog.

We then see the aftermath: a bloodied, dead canine with a hole in its stomach.

What follows is one of the most inept

chase scenes ever filmed. The contempt for the audience oozes off the screen.

You can feel the strain to make the closing shot poetic but it doesn’t work.

My favorite ongoing bit in the film is how a variety of animals wander into the background of many scenes, suggesting the victims of The Hotel remain at large.

I laughed when a camel casually walks through a scene, managing to upstage Seydoux, which isn’t easy.

For the record, if I had to choose, I would want to turn myself into a bat. That way, I could fly, would have a killer wingspan and be blind, preventing me from ever having to endure The Lobster again. ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Me Before You-NR- 2D THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45, 2D FRI-THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 7:50 9:45 10:15.

Angry Birds-PG- 2D THU 12:00 2:20 4:40 7:15 9:40, 2D FRI-THU 12:00 2:20 5:00 7:30 9:45.

X-Men: Apocalypse-PG13- 2D THU 3:45 10:00, 3D THU 12:15 7:00, 2D FRI-WED 12:15 3:45 7:00 10:00, 2D THU 12:15 3:45.

Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping-R- 2D THU 11:15 1:20 3:25 5:30 7:45 9:50, 2D FRITHU 11:30 10:15.

Love Me Tomorrow-NR- FRI-THU 1:30 4:15 7:35.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows-PG13- 2D THU 11:15 1:50 7:00 9:35, 3D

THU 4:25. 2D FRI-THU 11:15 1:50 4:25 7:00 9:35.

The Jungle Book-PG- 2D THU 12:00 2:35 5:00, 2D FRI-THU 12:00 2:35 5:00.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Warcraft- PG13- 2D THU 7:30 10:30, 3D THU 7:00 10:00, 2D FRI-SAT 10:30 1:30 4:00 4:30

7:00 7:30 10:30, 2D SUN 1:30 4:00 4:30 7:00 7:30 10:30, 2D MON-WED 4:00 7:00, 3D FRIWED 10:00 1:00 10:00.

Now You See Me 2-PG13- 2D THU 7:00 10:50, FRI-WED 10:00 1:40 4:40 7:40 10:40.

The Conjuring 2-R- 2D THU 7:10 9:00, FRI-SAT 10:00 10:30 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40 7:20 7:50 10:00 10:30, SUN 10:30 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40 7:20 7:50 10:00 10:30, MON-WED 10:00 10:30 1:00 1:30 4:10 4:40 7:20 7:50 10:00 10:30.

Ghostbusters (1984)- PG- SUN 2:00 7:00.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of The Shadows-PG13- 2D THU 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30

10:20, 3D THU 10:30 1:20 4:10 10:40, 2D FRIWED 10:30 1:10 4:20 7:10 10:10, 3D FRI-WED 10:00 12:40 3:40 6:40 9:20.

Alice Through The Looking Glass- PG- 2D THU 10:30 1:50 2:10 4:30 6:50 8:10 9:30, 3D THU 10:00 4:00. 2D FRI-WED 10:10 1:20 4:00 7:10 9:20.

X-Men: Apocalypse- PG13- 2D THU 10:30 10:50 1:10 4:50 5:20 7:10 10:30, 3D THU 10:00 12:40 1:40 6:40 10:00, 2D FRI-SAT 10:00 1:10 3:50 7:00 10:00, 2D SUN 1:10 3:50 7:00 10:00, MON-WED 10:00 1:10 3:50 7:00 10:00.

The Nice Guys- R- 2D THU 10:40 2:20 4:00 7:40, FRI-SAT 10:00 12:50 3:40 6:30 11:00,

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NOW PLAYING ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PG - Adventure/Fantasy - Alice returns to Wonderland to save the Mad Hatter. Stars Mia Wasikowska and Johnny Depp. 113 min.

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POPSTAR: NEVER STOP, NEVER STOPPING - R - Comedy/Music - A former boy band member tries to maintain his superstar status after his solo album bombs. 86 min.

THE LOBSTER - R - Drama/Romance - In the future, singles have 45 days to find a mate or must get transformed into an animal. Stars Rachel Weisz and Colin Farrell. See this week’s movie review. 119 min.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 - PG13 Action/Adventure - The turtles are back to fight some evil guy. Stars Megan Fox and Will Arnett. 112 min.

LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - PG - Drama/Romance - Lady Susan Vernon plays matchmaker for her daughter, and herself. Based on the Jane Austen novella Lady Susan. 92 min.

THE NICE GUYS - R - Action/Comedy - To private dicks investigate the death of a porn star in 1970s LA. Stars Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. 116 min.

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ME BEFORE YOU - PG13 - Drama - A small town girl bonds with a recently paralyzed man. 110 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri. Jun 10. Come to the West Side to stroll Front Street and take in restaurants, galleries and great local merchants. Friday night in Lahaina is always Art Night, so check out the beautiful art as you take in the stunning Maui sunset. 5:30pm. Lahaina Second Friday, (Front St., Lahaina); Mauifridays.com MAXIMUM MILLENNIUM - Fri. Jun 10. Presented by Chilltown Productions and hosted by DJ Blast, they will be transmitting the most classic songs from 2000-2009. $10. 9:30pm. 21+. Casanovas, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com JOHN HAMMOND: BLUES LEGEND RETURNS TO HAWAII - Sat. Jun 11. John Hammond has had an incredible career as a touring blues musician, ums since his 1964 and has released 34 solo albums debut. His latest, ‘Timeless’ wass named Best he AnA Acoustic Blues Album at the s. nual Blues Music Awards. $40-55. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com BURN’N LOVE - Thu. Jun 9. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii.

Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri & Sat. Get on board for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. Fridays: 4:30pm, (Ma‘alaea Harbor); Saturdays: 4:30pm, (Lahaina Harbor); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org

FREE RANGE R COMEDY IN KIHEI - Sa Sat. Jun 11. Another wild rom with the Free Range romp h herd!

Fun, fast-paced a audience-suggestion improv with Maui’s award winning comedians.

Raw and unfiltered comedy–not recommended for kids! Doors open at OUT K 7pm for tickets, show at HEC K C E 7 7:30pm. $10. 7:30pm.

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HARD ROCK CAFE’S BIRTHDAY - Tue. Jun 14. Forty-five years later, Hard Rock celebrates its birthday by staying true to the brand’s core mantra “Love All–Serve All,” and offering 71-cent Legendary Burgers to all First Responders; firemen, police officers, paramedics and lifeguards. Enjoy a day of live music, a performance by the King himself, Elvis Presley (Darren Lee from Burn’n Love), a birthday cake and Hard Rock Trivia. 11am.

Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jun 9.

Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $99. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Thu. Jun 9. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance.

A spectacular storytelling experience, and true portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99.

5pm. Maui Theatre Lahaina, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

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WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jun 9. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, our resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers and yummy desserts. $64. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Jun 9. This hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show

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POWER UP COMEDY WITH POWE LA CHINO LAFORGE - Tue. Jun 14.

Stand up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage at Three’s Bar. 5:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

MAUI FOODIE HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Jun 9. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables open to the public. Free. 11am. Hale Ku’ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

‘AIPONO WINE DINNER AT SALE PEPE Sat. Jun 11. Get treated to a sparkling wine reception with delectable pupus and a five-course Italian dinner from Chef Michele Di Bari. $125 per person and $25 from each dinner goes to support Maui Culinary Academy. $125. 6pm. Sale Pepe Pizzeria e Cucina, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7667; Salepepemaui.com FARMDAY 2016 - Sun. Jun 12. “Day at the Future Hemp-Food Forest” this event co-sponsored

by Hawaii Farmers Union United–Maui. Enjoy ”Hands on Day” with Farmer/Chef James Simplicico and Doug Fine on Maui’s first Hemp/Food Forest project. Learn about Hemp and Natural Farming Methods that are a part of Maui’s agriculture. A hempstatic farm lunch is included. $40. 8am. Simpli-Fresh Farms, (Kula Kamehameha Schools Estate, Lahaina); 808-269-2626; Facebook.com/simplifreshfarms SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. Jun 12. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Jun 12. Here’s an intimate wine and food pairing with Pulehu manager Jim Hansen. The selections are paired with light bites from Executive Sous Chef Alvin Savelia make for a wonderful pre-dinner experience for wine enthusiasts. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian

Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jun 12. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. Jun 14. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new Luau Dinner show – ‘Huaka’I - Journey through Polynesia.’ The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations, and fantastic Luau buffet. The Hula performances are beautiful, and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale.

6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Resort, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-3271; Kaanapaliresort.com

ART SCENE VOYAGING: A THEMED EXHIBITION - Fri. May 20 - Thu. Jul 28. With an open call to artists working in any medium, the Hui’s annual juried themed exhibition adopts an adventurous spirit in 2016 as we explore the concepts of “Voyaging” going a long journey in the spirit of exploration. 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com THE RAT AND THE OCTOPUS - Sun. Jun 5 - Thu. Aug 4. The Hawaii Island-based art collective, AGGROculture, includes artists Sally Lundburg, Keith Tallett, Scott Yoell and Margo Ray. Their work will explore the Polynesian myth, the Rat and the Octopus–a story of an octopus that was tricked into helping a rat that had been stranded at sea. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org RODRIGO MORAES - Fri. Jun 10. Rodrigo’s work will be on display and the artist will be in house all evening. Moraes has donated one of his pieces for silent auction, benefiting the Lahaina Art Association, Art Education Program.

Browse the art while you have a cocktail. Free.

5pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jun 10. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit our gallery, for live music and mai tais while we showcase our artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com MONTAGE ART EXHIBITION - Sun. Jun 12. Located at the Sunset Room, admire and purchase artwork from various artists on Maui. 8am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay

TICKETS ON SALE 2016 MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Wed. Jun 15 Sun. Jun 19. This year’s festival will showcase the best narrative and documentary features and shorts from the Sundance Film Festival, SXSW and the Tribeca Film Festival. There will also be Hawaii premieres, too. Enjoy big screen tributes, filmmaker panels and culinary celebrations like Taste of Wailea, Taste of Chocolate and Taste of Summer.

Various times and locations. MauiFilmFestival.com XAVIER RUDD - Thu. Jun 23. Xavier Rudd is an Australian singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist whose songs incorporate socially conscious themes, such as spirituality, humanity, environmentalism, and the rights of Aboriginal peoples.

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plicable fees). 8pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org REGGAE SUMMIT HAWAII - Sat. Jun 25. This ultimate reggae music experience will feature Third World and “Jah Messenjah” Luciano from Jamaica. Tickets available online. 4am. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 855-364-6622; Flavorus.com MAMO WEARABLE ART SHOW - Sat. Jun 25. The event will feature the designs that extend from comfortable to traditional to cutting-edge to downright fantastical. This facet of the MAMo celebration will showcase Hawaiian designs in fabric and clothing. Tickets $35-65 (plus applicable fees). 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MICHAEL ONDAATJE IN THE GREEN ROOM - Sat. Jun 25. Ondaatje is known for his lyrical, beautiful works, which dissolve the lines between prose and poetry, past and present, image and intellect, thought and feeling. A reception with music, dessert, champagne and book-signing to follow. All ticket sales benefit the nonprofit Merwin Conservancy. Tickets: $25 GA; $10 students with ID (plus applicable fees). 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org THE CHANCE’ UM TOUR- Fri. Jul 1. Get down with the legends of Hawaii comedy: Frank De Lima, Mel Cabang and Augie T. Tickets start at $20, $40 VIP tickets come with autographed photos, a special meetand-greet and Primo merchandise. AugieT. com. 7:30pm. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net WOODEN CRATE CABARET WITH RON ARTIS II - Sat. Jul 2. It’s an evening of music and storytelling with Ron Artis II. Wooden Crate’s Chef, Ben Diamond, will serve a three-course organic garden-to-table meal with ingredients from Lumeria and neighboring farms. BYOB. Tickets available online. $100. 5pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Eventbrite.com

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Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carrol 7:30-10pm; no cover

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CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 9 FREE LEARN TO SWIM LESSONS - Wed. Jun 1 - Thu. Sep 1. The County of Maui Department of Parks and Recreation, Aquatics Division, are holding free “Learn to Swim” lessons in partnership with Maui Swim Club. Parents must attend a mandatory meeting on June 10, 6pm. Swim lessons begin June 13, 6pm. Children must be 4 years and older to participate. For more information call Fran Yamamoto, Aquatics Division. 6pm. Coach Spencer Shiraishi Memorial Pool, (145 Kaulawahine St, Kahului); 808-270-6138.

NATURE ADVENTURE CAMPS hem for Mon. Jun 6 - Fri. Jul 1. Join them nature awareness games, stoon rytelling and song, hands-on exploration, animal tracking,, wild edible plant identification, creative play and wild adventures. Camp will be at their Upcountry location, in the forest and on Pono Grown Farm Center. $250 per week.

10am. Nurturing the Wild; 802-688-9112; Nurturingthewild.org

learn but it can take a long time to master.

They meet once a week, alternating weeks between Kono’s in Kihei on Thursday’s and The Tea Box in Kahului on Saturday’s. Free.

5pm. Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

an evening of observing Hawaiian Petrels (‘Ua‘u).

Pre-register online, and registered attendees will be entered to win one of two annual passes to all three of Hawaii’s national parks. Free. 7am.

Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala Hwy., Kula); 808-572-4400; Fhnp.org

HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Jun 9. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments.

Must have knowledge of the hula basics. These are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; 808-24 Mauiarts.org

HEALTH FAIR AND CRYSTAL SALE - Sat. Jun 11. Receive superb, practical guidance, bodywork and energy healing. Special prices on healing crystals, books, tarot and greeting cards.

This event is at private location in Haiku. Call for location. 8am. Judy Levi, (Haiku); 808-891-1114; AwakeninginParadiseMaui.com

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UI’S MALAMA MAUI NUI’S PROGRAM SUPPORT DAY - Thu. Jun 9. They wantt volunteers interested in taking an active role in keeping Maui County beautiful for Second Saturdays: Programs Support Day. 8:00am. Malama Maui Nui Baseyard, (E. Camp 5 Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2524; MalamaMauiNui.org DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Jun 9. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku).

MAUI GO CLUB - Thu. Jun 9. The Maui Go Club is a social group with members that like to play the game go. Go is an easy game to

LET’S KOKUA TOGETHER Thu. Jun 9. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Ce Center invites all nonprofit orga ganizations an opportunity tto educate, fundraise and outreach at the Center as part of its new “Let’s Kokua Together” program every Friday. 6pm. Queen K Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Ka Kahului); 808-877-3369; Que Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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THERASUR CAMP DAY - Fri. THERASURF JJun 10 S 10. Th TheraSurf presents a free surf camp for all special needs kids and adults!

Lunch Provided for participants and family.

Sign up online. 12pm. Launiopoko Beach Park, (Route 30, Lahaina); Therasurf.org YOGA OF ESSENTIAL OILS CLASS - Fri. Jun 10. For yogis and everyone seeking radiant health, learn how to utilize pure therapeutic essential oils to enhance yoga and fitness. Free. 12pm. Maui Yoga Shala Paia, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 707291-5763; Mydoterra.com/islandearthoils

SATURDAY, JUNE 11 TWILIGHT ‘UA’U DISCOVERY - Sat. Jun 11.

Join the Friends of Haleakala National Park for

STROKES AND HOW TO AVOID THEM Sat. Jun 11. Dr. Steve Blake ScD will present a class on Strokes and How to Avoid Them’ The Open House will showcase model apartments open for viewing, door prizes and musical entertainment by Glenn Foster. Light, healthy refreshments will be served. Call to reserve a space. Free. 1:30pm. Roselani Place, (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-871-7720; Roselaniplace.com 2016 MISS MAUI FILIPINA SCHOLARSHIP PAGEANT - Sat. Jun 11. This is more than a competition showcasing varied talents and the many nuances of beauty that adorn the heart and soul of a beautiful person. Embedded in it are the exquisite strands that reflect the legacy of our past, treasured culture and tradition. $35. 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org GLOBAL WELLNESS DAY - Sat. Jun 11. Situated on Maui’s premier southwestern coastline along Mokapu Beach, the 14,000 square-foot full service Awili Spa and Salon at Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort will celebrate Global Wellness Day. They will be offering a two-ounce apothecary-made body scrub to guests who book a 60-minute (or more) treatment that day. 8:30pm.

Awili Spa and Salon, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-573-1234; Maui.andaz.hyatt.com

SUNDAY, JUNE 12 FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jun 12. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

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Dat Guys: Island Reggae, 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke Rick G 4-8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

Pride Night,10pm no cover, 21+

Club Hard Rock, 10pm $5, 21+

Latin Night, 10pm No Cover, 21+

Twice Daily Happy Hour, 2pm-6pm, 9pm-close

TUE- Evan Shulman 7pm, WED-Howard Ahia & Friends, 8-11pm no cover

Rick Glencross

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Robbie Ray Jazz

MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

Natalie Nicole

John Ness

John Ness

Brant Quick

MON-Maui Blues, TUE- John Grover, WED-John Ness

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Jasmine Rice, 8pm

Willie K 9-11pm (TheraSURF benefit), $5

Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Friday Ladies Night, 8pmclose

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5-8pm

TUE- Neto, 5:30pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Far West, 6-9pm

Codae Music, 7-10pm

Dooma Photos Event, 6pm

Mimosa and Bloody Mary Bar, 8:30am

MON-Nestor Ugale 6pm, WED- Open Mic/Karaoke 9pm-close

1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE

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Soul Kitchen Big Band, 8pm

Ron Shadian, 7-9pm

Celtic Tigers, 7pm

MON-Ron Kuala’au 6:30pm, TUE-Mulligans Magic Show, 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm, Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MAUI MADE FAIR - Sun. Jun 12. Enjoy live entertainment of ‘Amakua Hawaiian Trio and Halau O Na Pua O Pakipika, Maui Jazz with Gene Argel and friends and island music by Kualoa.

9:15am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com HULA BY HUI LANAKILA - Sun. Jun 12. Enjoy a traditional hula performance by Hula by Hui! Lanakila on the center stage. Free. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com MAKAWAO CONTRA DANCE - Sun. Jun 12. It’s an evening of live Celtic music and fun community dancing. Dave Fullaway will guide you through an entertaining evening of contra dancing with music provided by Psychedelic Celtic. Suggested donation is $5-10 per person (sliding scale). Bring three friends and get in free! 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org

MONDAY, JUNE 13 STORYTIME AND CRAFTS AT PAINTBOX Mon. Jun 13. Featuring an inspiring book series written by Montage Literacy Ambassador and author Brad Meltzer. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr, Kapalua); 808-662-6628; Montagehotels.com

TUESDAY, JUNE 14

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. Jun 15. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride.

Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd..); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

LIVE MUSIC ON MAUI WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com/ CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; (811 Front St,, Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CLIFF DIVE GRILL - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:30-8pm; Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Sat, Larry Golis and Hollis Lee 6:30am-8:30pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:308pm; Tue, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com

FRIENDS OF KELLY KING FUNDRAISER - Tue. Jun 14. It’s a community party for Maui voters. Enjoy live entertainment from Pat Simmons, Pat Simmons Jr. and Gail Swanson. There will be a keiki corner provided by Little Monk Seal and ono eats and drinks from Kihei Caffe and Nalu’s. Door Prizes. $20. 5pm. Kihei Community Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-879-4364

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Jun 14. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Peter D and Garrett Probst (Ukulele Boys) 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Jun 14. Sing your best in your own style and prepare for professional singing gigs and auditions. Jazz vocalist, Maui’s Swing Queen Louise Lambert will guide you in gaining confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and music theory, harmony, and ad lib. Singing jazz, pop, R&B stylings and more in a fun and safe space. $15. 6:45pm. Maui Meadows, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com

DOWN THE HATCH - Fri, Uncle Lou 5-7pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

FLEETWOODS ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Thu, Paul Johnson 7-9:30pm; Fri, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Fri, I-Drive 7-9:30pm; Sat, Paul Johnson

8am-5pm; Sat, I-Drive 7-9:30pm; Sun, Paul Johnson 8am-5pm; Sun, Ryan Robinson 7-9:30pm; Mon, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Tue, Kaniela Q 2-5pm; Tue, Houseshakers 7-9:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com HARD ROCK CAFE - Tue, Evan Shulman 7-10pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui HULA GRILL - Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2-5pm; Thu, Derick Sebastian and Damon Parillo 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato and Friends 6-9pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Maa and Aloha Friday Hula Show 2-5pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Sat, Danyel Alana and Friends 6-9pm; Sun, Ma’a 2-5pm; Sun, Lahui 6-9pm; Mon, Ma’a 2-5pm; Mon, Kulewa 6-9pm; Tue, Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com

Tori Dixon and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB AND GRILL Thu, Far West 6-9pm; Fri, Codae Music 7-10pm; Mon, Nestor Ugale 6-9pm; (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808; Luluslahaina.com

YOGA & MOVEMENT STUDIO

JAPENGO - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ & SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Johnnie Ness Band 7-10pm; Sat, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sun, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Paul Bunuan and Nino Toscano 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Mon, Benny and Rock 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700; Lahainapizzaco.com LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Josh Kahula and Dave of ‘Nuff Sedd’ 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sun, ‘Kilohana’ Merv Oana and Duane Feig 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S- Thu, Wilmont Kahaialii and Shawn McLaughlin 5-7pm; Fri, Brian Massa and Meryl 5-7pm; Sat, Steve Grimes and Gang 5-7pm; Tue,

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CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

TOM CONWAY

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STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

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WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku - 243-9351

MERRIMAN’S - Thu, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Sat, Ranga Pae 5:308:30pm; Sun, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolf 5:30-8:30pm; (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808669-6400; Merrimanshawaii.com/kapalua OCEAN POOL BAR AND GRILL - Fri, Live Music 4-7pm; Mon, Live Music 4-7pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali. com/dining/oceanpool OHANA SEAFOOD BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Fri, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sat, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sun, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Mon, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Tue, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-667-1337.

PACIFIC’O RESTAURANT - Fri, Vincente Cacal 4:30-6:30pm; Sat, David King 4:30-6:30pm; (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341; Pacificomaui.com PAILOLO BAR AND GRILL - Thu, Damien Awai 5-8pm; Mon, Damien Awai 5-8pm; Tue, Damien Awai 5-8pm; (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673200; Westinkaanapali.com/dining/pailolo PAU HUAKA’I TIKI BAR - Fri, Josh Sumibcay 5-8pm; Mon, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; (180 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-1000; Kaanapalibeach.hyatt.com PIONEER INN GRILL AND BAR - Thu, Greg di Piazza 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Eleniki 6-9pm; (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808661-3636; Pioneerinnmaui.com/grill-bar.htm SANGRITA GRILL AND CANTINA - Thu, Live Flamenco Music by Indio and Avi 6:30-8:30pm; (2580 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6000; Sangritagrill.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT - Thu, Kincaid Kupahu 8am-5pm; Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 8am-5pm; Sat, Fausto Allosada 7-9pm; Sun, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Tue, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-1500; Seahousemaui.com WHALERS VILLAGE - Thu, The Benoits 7-8pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-6614567; Whalersvillage.com

SOUTH MAUI CAPISCHE - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-9pm; (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Capische.com CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:30-

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Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ LX 10pm

Viva La Rumba 4-6pm, Sunday Night Lounge 10pm

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Jerry Caires Band, $4 cover

FREE Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; $4 cover

Capt Dan, 6:30-8:30pm

Louise Lambert Jazz, 7:30pm

TUE- Power Up Comedy Tour 9pm, WEDPiano w Katya

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MON-Juke Box, 10pm, TUE- DJ Matt Lane 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

Salsa Dancing w/Rafael, 10pm (upstairs), DJ Illz 10pm (downstairs)

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE STEEL HORSE SALOON

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Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

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City & Country Band, 9pm

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Stop obsessing about freedom. It’s great on many levels, but it’s not always what it’s cracked up to be. It might not even be necessarily what you want and need right now. You’re pulling a the-grass-is-greener-whereI’m-not head trip, all the while not noticing the emeraldhued shades covering your eyes. Of course it looks verdant and promising over there. Take off the filters and walk over, and you’ll find that it’s as brown and crabgrass covered as your own lawn. By then, though, it’d be too late–walking away from this kind of thing is rarely reversible. Consider sticking around. Spread some new seed and fertilizer; if you still think your neighbor’s lot is better in a month, head on over there then.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Throughout your life, you’ve struggled to choose between two potential responses to volatile situations: anger, or magnanimous forgiveness. You’re big enough to throw your weight around effectively, but you’re also big enough (spiritually) to forgive and forget. This week’s conundrum is a toss-up; you could really handle it either way, which is why it’s so hard to decide which approach would be the best. Allow me to help you choose. Instead of considering things just from your perspective, try to see what’s best for the person at the heart of the problem. Would they benefit more from discipline or absolution? Now the answer’s obvious, right?

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19) CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

It never fails. Your birthday season swings around, and for some perverse reason everyone chooses this time of year to dump on you. Luckily, what they’re dishing out now is dramatically different from what you’ve received in years past. The annual Bitchfest is hereby redubbed a Lovefest. Prepare to be showered with affection, praise, respect, and gifts.

Bask in it, baby. Don’t let waking up on the wrong side of the bed, or the one or two sour notes in the mix, ruin things for you. This is potentially as sweet as things get, so make sure you enjoy it.

Your Sagittarian brethren may have the option of forgiving and forgetting, but you don’t, at least not this week. When someone tries to walk all over you (or even hints that they might want to), nip that shit in the bud. You’ve got too much power and pride to serve as doormat on any level right now. There are times when you’re required to bend and compromise; this, however, isn’t one of them. You’re likely to lose it should a footprint mar the back of your shirt. And we know what happens when you snap: explosions, big ones. Relationship-leveling TNT. Avoid that kind of mess by standing straight and tall and declaring to all and sundry: You can’t walk here. Go around.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

I sleep better during a storm. The rumble of thunder and the slapping stutter of a hard rain makes me feel cozy and safe in my warm, dry bed. I’m lulled and comforted by all that ferocity just outside my window.

Sometimes, when things are quiet, it’s perversely difficult to find that kind of serenity. That’s your problem this week. The tranquility that surrounds you only makes your most unpleasant thoughts louder by contrast. Not that you ought to endeavor to drown them out completely. However, immersing yourself in a bit more noise and activity, so they have to fight to be heard, may give you some perspective on how important (or not) they actually are.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

What am I supposed to do with you? You’ve developed a horribly annoying habit of ignoring advice lately (and not just mine). You know best, huh? Well, maybe that’s true and maybe it’s not. Only time will tell whether your way is really better than the highway. So you’re not prepared to gamble on anything other than your own hunches. Fine. I may not know your best bet as well as you do, but I do know this: If you continue to ask for counsel and then not heed it, some of those whose words you spurn won’t bother to offer them (or anything) next time around.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Who’s your daddy? Where’s your momma? These are vital questions for you this week; you need to get in touch with whomever embodies these energies in your life at the moment–whether they’re your actual parents or not. It’s important to check in with these sweet sources of authority, wisdom, and love every once in a while, especially for you Virgos, who can so easily get caught up in the bustle of life and forget what actually matters. You suck at reminding yourself about that important shit when you’re this busy (which is almost always), so these guys have their work cut out for them. Luckily, they know it. Let them do their job. All you’ve got to do is show up, and listen.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Let someone else drive the car–literally and figuratively.

This should be easy for you; you’re no control freak.

Just relax, close your eyes, and allow someone to steer.

That’s the easy part. Of course, the hard part is deciding just who that someone ought to be. Choose well; your next road trip is apt to be quite a long one. Don’t select the exciting and sexy sprinter who’s first on your list, despite the temptation; instead pick the person who’s good for the long haul, in varied terrain, and who’s more likely to be able to cope with your myriad moods, not just the one you’re in at the moment.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Tossing your nets into the sea is an act of faith.

Beyond choosing the right spots to let them loose, you have almost no control over what comes back.

You might get some big fish, a desperate drowning dolphin, or a chunk of floating trash. In other words, don’t count on being fed this week; spiritual nourishment is no more likely (or less likely) than a mess for you to clean up, or a lost soul for you to help. The only way to avoid any of this–good or bad–is to keep your nets dry and not try to catch anything at all.

You Fish wear many hats comfortably. Problem is, you’ve only got one head, and donning more than two or three at a time becomes embarrassing and unwieldy. If only you had more than one head. This week, you do, sort of: a handful of willing and at least partially-able assistants who are ready to try on any hat you hand them. Sure, none of them is likely to do as good a job as you would on your best day. But they’ll probably do better than you would if you had to tackle all their tasks at once. Delegate. Everyone will do their best. The result won’t be perfect, or all you hoped for, but it’ll still be better than you expected.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Just remember that old saw: the bigger they come, the harder they fall. It’s supposed to give you courage when you’re up against that implacable fat foe once again this week. Their metaphorical girth is daunting and scary, but you’re spiritually lean, and more than a match for their waddling might. Perhaps this all sounds a bit too epic to describe what you’re actually facing and going through–possibly a petty dispute with your landlord or an ongoing quarrel with a coworker–but it might help to think of it as something legendary. Whip out your slingshot, David. Goliath is going down.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

How many doctors actually give a shit about their patients? Yeah, I’m sure they care on some level–but how many care enough to offer their help to people regardless of ability to pay? Not many. No one ought to work for free all the time; that’s not what I’m suggesting. But not doing anything without money in the hand? That’s messed up. Consider your own motivations. Naturally, some of them need to revolve around getting your bills paid–but if all of them do, something’s seriously wrong.

That can’t feel good, either. This week, if your attitude needs fixing, attend to it, please.

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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$140 for New Patients | $115 for Renewals ($38.50 separate fee payable to State of Hawaii also required) Please call Matthew at our Main Office in Hilo at

(808) 934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui.

We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

$115/WEEK

CALL SARAH AT 283-3260 OR TOMMY AT 283-0512 TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT