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The world was forever changed here.

But today, the children of this city will go through their day in peace. What a precious thing that is. It is worth protecting, and then extending to every child. That is the future we can choose–a future in which Hiroshima and Nagasaki are known not as the dawn of atomic warfare, but as the start of our own moral awakening.

The choice is ours, and our childrens’.

REP. TULSI GABBARD VISITS MAKAWAO VETERANS CEMETERY ON MEMORIAL DAY Let me close this week with an excerpt of remarks given by Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–Hawaii, at the Makawao Veterans Cemetery on Memorial Day. They’re a wise counterpoint to the imperial power projection that has long made up American foreign policy:

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On May 27, President Barack Obama made the first-ever presidential visit to Hiroshima, site of the first use of nuclear weapons in warfare. That Obama was the first president to ever visit the city–where a single American bomb killed about a hundred thousand people–betrays a great deal about how we still can’t cope with the fact that the U.S. is the only nation in history to ever use nuclear weapons in anger.

Obama’s remarks were, as usual, eloquent and thoughtful: “Why do we come to this place, to Hiroshima?” he asked. “We come to ponder a terrible force unleashed in a not so distant past. We come to mourn the dead, including over 100,000 in Japanese men, women and children; thousands of Koreans; a dozen Americans held prisoner. Their souls speak to us. They ask us to look inward, to take stock of who we are and what we might become.”

This is asking a lot–of both Obama himself and America as a whole. Obama can make well-reasoned, humane statements about the horrors of the Hiroshima bombing and war in general, but at the same time his administration continues to modernize our nuclear weapons stockpile. It’s been a few decades since the U.S. produced a completely new nuclear bomb, but modernization programs continue to this day.

“The United States maintains a modern arsenal of about 1,900 strategic nuclear warheads deployed on Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs), Submarine-Launched Ballistic Missiles (SLBMs), and Strategic Bombers,” the nonprofit Arms Control Association said in a December 2015 post. “The U.S. military is in the process of modernizing all of its existing strategic delivery systems and refurbishing the warheads they carry to last for the next 30-50 years.”

Obama is hardly the first president to face this quandary. We love to quote President Dwight Eisenhower on the costs of mod-

ern war and the dangers of the militaryindustrial complex, but seldom remember that during his eight years in office, he built thousands of nuclear bombs (the U.S. stockpile was a mere 299 in 1950, but had climbed to 18,638 by 1960). The closest Obama came to addressing his own ambivalence about nuclear weapons occurred about halfway through his remarks: “Still, every act of aggression between nations; every act of terror and corruption and cruelty and oppression that we see around the world shows our work is never done,” he said. “We may not be able to eliminate man’s capacity to do evil, so nations–and the alliances that we’ve formed–must possess the means to defend ourselves. But among those nations like my own that hold nuclear stockpiles, we must have the courage to escape the logic of fear, and pursue a world without them.”

It’s easy to think of this as an abstract issue far removed from our shores, but it really isn’t. In fact, I couldn’t help but think about Obama’s visit today in the context of a news release sent out the day before by U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii. That release talks up the millions of dollars in defense funding the senator said he helped secure for Maui.

“Today, the Senate Appropriations Committee approved a bipartisan defense appropriations bill for fiscal year 2017,”

states the May 26 news release. “U.S. Senator Brian Schatz (D-Hawai‘i), a member of the Senate Appropriations Committee, helped secure $222 million for the Army’s High Performance Computing Modernization Program, which supports the Department of Defense’s Regional Supercomputers, including the Maui High Performance Computing Center.”

The U.S. military uses high performance computing for a variety of tasks and purposes. But it also has long played a role in the development and maintenance of the U.S. nuclear arsenal.

“High Performance Computing (HPC) has been a principal nuclear design tool since the beginning of the nuclear weapons program,” states a 2009 Defense Science Board report. “Following the cessation of nuclear testing in 1992, HPC has taken on the primary integrating role in ensuring the safety and reliability of the nuclear stockpile.”

This is America today. We say thoughtful things about the evils of warfare while

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“Like, him going home for lunch every day is ruining their relationship.”

“I was doing grocery shopping the other day, when I was approached by a Vietnam veteran and his wife,” said Gabbard, who is also a major in the Hawaii Army National Guard and Iraq War veteran. “As I thanked them for their service, and wished them well this weekend, the veteran told me he doesn’t go to Memorial Day ceremonies anymore because he’s sick and tired of hearing empty words from politicians, who say we must honor our fallen heroes, and in their next breath, call for more counterproductive regime change wars which are not in our nation’s best interest.

“Sadly, he’s right,” she continued. “We owe it to our fallen comrades, our fellow veterans, and our nation to be wise about how we use our military power. It is not wise to use our military might to be the policeman of the world, attempting to overthrow secular dictators.” ■

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Still, at the end of his remarks today, Obama noted that the way we feel about our actions at Hiroshima can change the world

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PUKALANI SUPERETTE DONATES TO ALOHA HOUSE Pukalani Superette recently donated $1,374.39 to Aloha House to help the organization continue their important work in the community. The funds were raised through generous donations from Superette customers over the past few months.

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tral Station for annual distribution, 25 percent to endowment and 15 percent for ongoing, annual marketing, administration and grant management by Grants Central Station.

Beneficiaries of the Nabavi Legacy Fund include Book Trust; Grow Some Good; Imua Family Services; Kids Cook/ Teens Cook with Heart; Maui Academy of Performing Arts; Maui Culinary Academy; Maui Food Innovation Center; and Maui School Garden Network.

“I believe supporting these eight organizations is truly vital to the Maui community,” Nabavi said. “They share a common thread in that they each provide unique services and opportunities to our children, who are the future of our island. Whether it’s nutrition and cooking, education, arts or support services, these groups are dedicated to enhancing lives and empowering Maui’s youth for generations to come.”

The early participants in the program include Cane & Canoe at Montage Kapalua; Joey’s Kitchen at Whalers Village; Oceanside at Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops; Pulehu An Italian Grill; Sangrita Grill & Cantina; Taverna in Kapalua Resort; The Mill House at Maui Tropical Plantation; and Three’s Bar & Grill. Nabavi is encouraging more Maui restaurants and food industry partners to participate in RSVP. For Nabavi, this legacy is a dream project.

Nabavi has always loved the fresh ingredients and spices of his native Persian as well as Mexican food which inspired him to share healthy dining options on Maui. He opened Pizza Paradiso Mediterranean Grill in Honokowai in 1998 and Cilantro Mexican Grill opened in 2004. His newest venture is Sangrita Grill + Cantina in Ka‘anapali, which opened in 2014 with an upscale cantina atmosphere and an inventive menu.

In his restaurants, and in his life, Nabavi always promotes the use of locally sourced, organic ingredients. Having dealt with his own health challenges, Nabavi understands the vital importance of nurturing our bodies with “real” food, rather than processed alternatives.

Maui RSVP will run again in September, from Sept. 23-Oct. 2, 2016. To participate

Duke’s Beach House in Ka‘anapali recently honored Trisha Calhoun, Graham Seiki and Keola Rogat of Princess Nahi‘ena‘ena Elementary School as Educators of the Month (March, April and May respectively).

Calhoun, a volunteer from the farming industry, is the school’s resident gardener and was praised for sharing her enthusiasm for agriculture with the students. She also teaches K-2 graders about the benefits of healthy eating.

April Educator Award winner Seiki is the Technology Coordinator at Princess Nahi‘ena‘ena Elementary School. Seiki was nominated by his peers for going above and beyond for all of the students, including Hawaiian Immersion.

Vice Principal Rogat was celebrated for his dedication to the staff and students.

“We are so proud to be able to acknowledge the great work that the staff at Princess are providing for the children in West Maui,” said Josh Fukagawa, the manager of Duke’s Beach House on Maui. “Through the Duke’s Beach House Legacy of Aloha program, we are able to support organizations and people accomplishing great things for the community.”

The award-winning educators were presented with an engraved Koa box and a $100 gift certificate to Duke’s Beach House to honor their dedication.

forget about getting into the Wo Hing Museum. Until further notice, the museum is closed for repairs, the Lahaina Restoration Foundation (LRF), which operates the building, said in a May 25 news release.

LRF spokesperson Karee Carlucci wasn’t sure when the building would reopen, but said “it won’t be before the end of June” (it’s housed in a building that dates to 1912). But the LRF’s description of the damage that needs to be repaired doesn’t make us think it’ll be quick work: “When ground termites were found in one of the posts supporting the upper lanai last year, that post and the surrounding area were treated but the termites’ point of entry was not specifically located,” states the LRF news release. “Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s chief engineer realized that the termites could return. The Foundation submitted a proposal and subsequently received a grant to fund the restoration project. County of Maui then issued Historic District and Special Management Area Exemption permits for the work.

“Bracing, demolition and repair work began this month, and the contractor found that the termite damage was more extensive than originally thought. A.H. Builders will be replacing all eight supporting posts on the front of the building, four on the upper lanai and four on the lower level. In addition to replacing the damaged wood posts and reinforcing the structure, the contractor is working to establish the point of entry of termites into the building so this type of infestation can be prevented in the future.”

Anyone wanting more information on the Wo Hing Museum or the LRF in general should call 808-661-3262 or visit LahainaRestoration.org.

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RELIGIOUS MESSAGES Great Britain’s prisoners claiming to be adherents of the ancient Celtic pagan religion are allowed, under rules from the

National Offender Management Services, to be excused from jailhouse routines to celebrate four festivals, including (of course) the Festival of the Lactating Sheep.

Although “Skyclad,” or naked worship, is forbidden, prisoners can wear the silver pagan ring (to avoid “distress”) and are permitted their own chalices, crystals, “worry beads,” pentagram necklaces, hoodless robes and flexible twig-wands.

GOD WAS A NO-SHOW An Israeli man (unidentified in press reports) petitioned the Haifa Magistrate’s Court recently for a restraining order against God, pointing out that the Almighty has exhibited (according to a May Times of Israel report) “a seriously negative attitude toward him,” especially over the previous three years. The judge rejected the petition even though God was not present to argue against it (or at least His presence could not be detected).

PARENTAL VALUES In the latest ruling on a familiar theme, a court in Modena, Italy, ordered a father to continue paying living expenses for his son, age 28, who had meandered through a degree in literature but now has decided to seek another, in experimental cinema. (Almost two-thirds of Italians aged 18 to 34 still live with their parents.) And in Beijing, an elderly couple secured a court order in March forcing their 36-year-old daughter finally to move out after she had refused for years. The couple admitted to the Beijing Morning Post that they might have pampered her excessively over the years, even lending her the equivalent of $23,000 to buy a house. (Still, she stayed.)

NEW WORLD ORDER Gynecologists interviewed by The New York Times for an April report said they were baffled by the recent increase in teenage girls demanding cosmetic surgery on the external folds of their vulvas–since there is rarely a medical need and the safety of the operation on young girls has not been demonstrated.

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CAVALCADE OF REDNECKS Timothy Trammell, 36, was arrested on several charges in Jonesville, South Carolina, in May after a sheriff’s deputy spotted him spray-painting a car that was not his. According to the deputy’s report, Trammell had just finished angrily painting “C-h-e-e-t-e-r” [sic] on the car (belonging to a woman, identified in a WSPA-TV report as his girlfriend). ■

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planting during Hemp Week.”

In the meantime, Maui Hemp Institute has already named board member James Simpliciano, owner of Simpli-fresh Fresh Farms, as the first farmer to plant those seeds.

“One of our board members, James Simpliciano, his grandfather grew hemp on Oahu during the war, and so did his father,” says Rose. “As soon as James plants some hemp he will be the first third generation farmer to grow hemp.

We will be doing an event on his farm on the final day of hemp history week. We are going to set up the hemp plot. I don’t think we will be able to seed the plot, unless the governor signs the bill. But we can plant a few ‘ceremonial’ seeds.”

At the brewery, Marrero says Senator Roz Baker, D–Kihei, brought up a possible issue with hemp crops and burning in the production process. McBride says that Manitoba Harvest does not burn the crops at all; in fact, the food hemp that they grow gets tilled back into the ground.

“Manitoba Harvest grows a food hemp that grows about six feet tall, they harvest the top three feet,” says McBride. “Bottom three feet is stalk. The stalk is really tough, in a dry year it actually can bend the combines.

It has the tensile strength of steel. If it’s been a wetter season we can cut that three feet up and use the leftover stalk for things like pet bedding. There is a guy in Saskatchewan that uses that. If you want textile hemp, you have to start with a seed of a textile hemp seed.

That is the 18-foot hemp you see in the old videos. That kind of hemp has a maturation cycle of about 60 days, kind of like bamboo. It’s in and it’s out because that short growing season protects the shaft and keeps is soft. The longer it’s in the ground, the harder that shaft becomes. Industrial hemp for food is about a hundred days for maturation. Still 80 days faster than corn, 90 days faster than soy. It’s a high-yield, low-impact agricultural product, good for breaking up the soil with its deep tap root. You can see a root twice as deep below as what you see above. Most times with our food hemp that bottom three feet gets tilled back into the soil. There is no burning.”

Yes, there are a many misconceptions about hemp. It’s a cannabis plant, but it’s not marijuana. During Hemp History Week, the Maui Hemp Institute plans to do a lot of education outreach on the plant and talk about their vision for commercial hemp.

Three hemp amigos: Garrett Marrero, Steve Rose, Sean McBride

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y research into Maui’s hemp initiative and the upcoming Maui hemp history week starts with a trip to the Maui Brewing Company (MBC) brewery in Kihei. A small group of media has gathered to photograph Steve Rose of the Maui Hemp Institute, Sean McBride from Manitoba Harvest and Garrett Marrero of MBC as Maui’s first hemp seed beer is going in the giant steel vat. This is the third annual hemp week celebration on Maui, but this time there’s a lot to celebrate and the event has grown. A change in public opinion on hemp and recent hemp legislation is opening doors for this age-old crop. With sugar leaving Maui’s agriculture business, there’s a lot of speculation about what will be next, and there are some people who would like to see hemp as another viable crop.

“The dream is to create a real innovation and research facility on Maui,” says Rose, the Maui Hemp Institute president.

“My dream is to build something the size of this brewery. We want to be able to have educational facilities, complete audio and visual center. We want to be able to create movies and materials here because there is nothing out there about hemp. Hemp has been banned for 70 years so there is no material out there. It was literally banned before the typewriter became popular. So there’s nothing even written or anything that you can go look at. We want to be that documentation facility.”

Section 7606 of the 2014 Federal Government’s Farm Bill signed into law by Obama legalized cultivation industrial hemp for universities and state departments of ag as long as the States certify and register the grow sites. Several states have started growing hemp. Legislation recently passed in Hawaii’s Senate that sets the foundation to legalize hemp grown for research, but the bill awaits Governor David Ige’s signature.

“So the law just got passed to have Hawaii comply with the federal farm act which is the requirement,” says Rose. “But until the governor signs it into law, nothing can happen. Once it gets signed, it will go to the Ag Department so they can set the rules to issue the permits. Once that is set up, the farmers can apply and get the research permits. So we’re looking at a few months of bureaucracy. I’m hoping that they could allow us to do a ceremonial

Cannabis Hemp

“I have three models to hemp agriculture,” says Rose. “I want to create the publishing arm so we can create books and educate people.

The research facility also needs to research the 20 or more microclimates on Maui. This is a place where we can research what seeds grow best in what climate. We have 35 states on the Mainland growing hemp but they have no seed. Manitoba grows seed but they use it as food. China has seed and so does Czechoslovakia but there is no seed in the US. In 2014, Colorado grew 30 acres of hemp. Last year there was 500 acres. Right now, there are 20,000 acres growing. All the seed gets put back in the ground. It’s not for sale to other farmers. We have 35 states now including Alabama that are looking for seeds. One of the first commercial businesses that the institute wants to have the infrastructure to support is basically, for lack of a better term, the Sargenta/Monsanto models for seed growing.

We could do three to four seed crops here of hemp on Maui. Colorado has only one growing season. We have already been in touch with some of the states that want to come here to do their research in the winter. We see the growth of the research industry as one of the things that we are going to build here, besides the commercial industry.

“The research facility I envision, is that we get the research and then we innovate on it,” Rose continues. “Even though there is national involvement we are Mauicentric. And everything we do with hemp we want it to benefit Maui locally. Our food forest project is about creating sustainable food on Maui. What has been missing is the hemp component to that. Hemp is one of the main components. You need something to block the wind. It’s a key component to remediate soil. Hemp is a key part to the islands sustainable food system.”

Hemp History Week launches with a party Saturday, June 4 at the Maui Brewing Company Kihei brew pub. It includes the first public sampling of the beer created just for this event.

“We are calling the beer Maui Hemp ESB,” says Marrero. “We want it to be about the hemp. ESB is an actual beer style–Extra Special Bitter. But a funny thing happens when you call it an extra special bitter. People think, ‘ugh, bitter!’ But bitter is actually a good thing in beer. This is the kind of beer you would see in London. Don’t be afraid of bitterness in beer–this is just a different style than you are used to. ESB is a very drinkable

beer, with biscuit caramel character to it. An easy drinking beer. We chose that because the hemp seed will bring a lot of nutty characteristics out in its flavor. If you have ever had a nut brown ale, it would be similar to that.

It’s a little more mild. Maui Brewing Company wants to work with the hempsters Continued on page 13

Top 10 Hemp Projects for the MHI 1. Create plans for a state of the art, multi-million dollar educational, research, and innovation facility and research grounds for MHI as a nonprofit 501(a) institution.

2. Find, fund and facilitate the setup of the interim home for MHI and the growing staff to operate from 3. Create, fund and implement a Maui Hemp Educational Program to educate the Hawaii population on hemp’s potential and future at schools, group and public events 4. Setup the “Hemp Infused Food Forest” with SimpliFresh Farms 5. Identify the microclimates and setup the hemp cultivar research project to identify the various places and proper hemp seeds for growing in each of these microclimates 6. Various Farmer pre-growing outreach projects with the Hawaii Farmers Union United, Maui Chapter 7. Set up various Hemp related workshops during 2016- Hemp Construction, Hemp Food and Nutrition, Hemp Value Added Products etc.

8. Identify agricultural and educational hemp research projects needed for hemp’s future growth on Maui.

Apply for research and other funding to implement these projects 9. Identify Hemp innovation and infrastructure projects needed for hemp’s future growth on Maui.

10. Apply for research and other funding to implement more projects

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we are the biggest hemp oil producer in North America. We can’t sell it all as a food product. But it can also be used industrially. So we sell it to the Ministry of Agriculture in Canada and they use it with their heavy equipment for farming. It can all be used. That’s the model we see for Maui.”

HEMP WEEK EVENTS

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This is the island-wide educational events week. A continuous set of hemp presentations are displayed for education and awareness at various locations: Maui Brewing Company, Whole Foods, Mana Foods, Down to Earth, Hawaiian Moons, select Foodland stores and others.

Hemp product samplings, demos and other hempstastic happenings, food and beer specials at participating restaurants and hotels will be found throughout the islands.

Maui Brewing Company is debuting their “Hemp ESB” on tap to be featured at the Brewery and restaurant taps Island wide.

Future Hemp Food Forest

hemp future with Steve Rose Dinner Menu Appetizers Hemp Ulu Hummus, Vegetable Crudité Hemplicious Dusted Vegan “Chicken” Satay, Spicy Peanut Sauce Tofu and Happy Hempy Waffles, Sriracha Aioli, Organic Maple Syrup Salad Pear and Roasted Beet Salad, Hydroponic Greens, Ginger Hemplicious Dressing Duo Entree Hemp Crusted Fresh Catch, Hemp Pesto And Hemp Heart Vegetable Croquette, Pink Salt, Dried Cranberries, Quinoa Dessert Hemp Crusted Pono Pie , Brownie Dust Maui Grown Coffee/Hemp Blend Beverage

Continued from page 11 to find a way to grow the crop. It’s a fantastic soil conditioner, viable food product and potentially could be a textile or made into hempcrete. We desperately need more manufacturing more agriculture. We import so much here, so anything we can produce here on the island the better.”

The Saturday hemp festival at the brewery will also feature keynote speaker Doug Fine, who recently wrote the book Hemp Bound.

“Doug has been to almost every major hemp planting, and harvests on the Mainland over the past three years and is the best known ‘hands-on’ hemp farmer and lecturer,” says Rose. “Doug is one of the most sought after speakers on the subject of hemp.

He’s coming to Maui by personal choice, to support the efforts of the Maui Hemp Insti-

MHI Board of Directors Board Chair Lynne Woods Vice Chair Lori Mucci Treasurer/Finance Chair Max Tsai Secretary/Outreach Chair Elyse Ditzel Education Chair Denise Key Media Chair Bryan Berkowitz Agricultural Chair Gary Ditzel Technical Chair Erik McFrazier Agricultural Co-Chair James Simpliciano Patty Hickey Board of Directors Pro-Tem Outreach Chair Doug Fine Science Chair Steven Shorr Marketing Co-Chair Sean McBride

Hempsters in Residence Production Jordan Longman Artistic Director Wilson Angel Intern Billy Pacheco Researcher Alan Sakamura Outreach Associate Andrea von Botfuhr

Saturday, June 4 “HempFest Maui 2016” sponsored by Maui Brewing Co. Maui Brewing Co. – Kihei The official launch day of Maui Hemp History Week. Toasting of Maui Brewing Company’s “Hemp ESB” beer. Opening Keynote with Doug Fine ”Hemp Breaks Out… from Soil to Nano” Hemp themed movie night with feature presentation Bringing it Home

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Monday - Saturday June 6–10 Island wide educational and sampling presentations at Whole Foods, Mana Foods, Down to Earth, Hawaiian Moons, select Foodland stores and others with demos, samplings and educational materials.

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relations, live music in Brewery tasting room

“FarmFest 2016” co-production with the Hawaii Farmers Union United (HFUU) Maui Chapter SimpliFresh Farm, Lahaina

Sunday, June 5 MHI’s Hemp History Week “Hemplicious Fundraiser Dinner” Sugar Beach Events – Kihei A gala social event for like-minded forward thinkers and a special hemp house tour with live music.

3pm: Multi-media hemp house site tour next door and No host bar 5pm: Welcome reception 5:30pm: “Hemplicious” dinner and MHI presenting the National and Local “Maui Hempster of the Year Awards” Plus presentation from MHI on Maui’s

7am: Registration 8am-noon: “A hands-on day at the Farm” with owner James Simpliciano and Doug Fine. Visit the under construction “Hemp Infused Food Forest” project, learn about future hemp farming on Maui, hempinspired lunch included $40 / $25 for MHI sponsors & HFUU members ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more feature articles, visit: mauitime.com/culture

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Staff President /CEH Steve Rose Accounting Brandy Pagan

tute in its début. This at a great personal cost due to the lost speaker fees that he declined in order to be here and support our event.

We are only paying his travel. He recently addressed the highly successful Colorado Hemp Conference with over 3,000 attendees and last week did the same at a hemp conference in Vermont. Last month he also addressed a special event at the U.N. We are lucky to have him here on Maui.”

You can also look forward to Hemp History Week featuring lots of island-wide sampling of hemp foods at Down to Earth, Foodland, Whole Foods, Mana Foods and Hawaiian Moons. Hemp innovation will be looked at from all sides during the week at education presentations by the Maui Hemp Institute.

The final event at Hemp History Week happens at the Simpli-Fresh farms, where participants can get dirty with Simpliciano and Fine while they learn about the Hempinfused Food Forest project that will launch that day. The Sunday event will be a hands-on day at the farm and a hemp-inspired lunch.

“The event will be about learning and understanding about the process of farmers farming soil,” says Simpliciano. “Putting cover crop seeds such as hemp, sun hemp and other nitrogen fixing plants and trees. Hemp will revolutionize how we are putting carbon back called carbon sequestration to reverse climate change, and remediation of soil biology and organic life.”

Simpliciano says the lack of hemp seeds is not an issue for him. He’s looking forward to Fine’s appearance on the farm.

“With the help of our National growers and our guest farmer Doug Fine, I’m not too concerned about the seeds,” says Simpliciano.

“Fine is currently consulting many farmers in Kentucky, Carolina, Colorado and soon here on Maui. The process of hemp seeds will not be available until next year when USDA are issued permits to our Maui Hemp Institution for research and development of a local seed production and inventory.”

McBride says the hemp industry in Canada creates no waste when it’s done right, and that’s what they’re hoping to help support and create here on Maui.

“The nickname for industrial hemp in Canada is the Green Buffalo,” says McBride.

“It’s a zero-waste crop when done properly. So right now all the oil we produce, and

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Jazz and Blues Festival IT’S A GREAT REASON TO GO TO THE BIG ISLAND THIS WEEKEND

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Starting Thursday, you can catch local Na Hoku Hanohano artists performing alongside Mainland jazz and blues legends. The lineup includes Donald Harrison (who is also from the HBO series Treme), vocalist and trumpet master, Skip Martin from Kool & The Gang & Dazz Band, Grammy-nominated Zydecko master Corey Ledet from New Orleans, Saturday Night Live Band trombone and conch shell master Steve Turre, Blues Hall of Fame Inductee Jimmy D. Lane, Na Hoku winner and jazz guitar master Benny Uyetake from Hilo and the Jazz Alley TV Trio.

reception, oceanfront on the beach. Meet the artists and get a sneak peek performance of these jazz and blues legends. Limited seating. $40. Reservations required, call 808-882-5810.

Saturday, June 4 Mauna Kea Beach Hotel, 5-9pm The fifth annual Big Island Jazz & Blues Festival at the beautiful oceanfront stage at the Luau Grounds. Advance tickets: $50 general and $100 VIP. Festival tickets are available at the Mauna Kea Beach Hotel. Call 808-882-5810, go online at Bigislandjazzanbluesfestival.com or get

Donald Harrison The players come together and create a oneof-a-kind fusion.You get to witness music in the making. Jazz & Blues Festival Founder Ken Martinez Burgmaier says this is a fundamental part of the popularity of his festivals.

“Following the success of over 10 years of music and cultural festivals in Maui, Molokai and Lanai and the Big Island, Jazz Alley TV and HawaiiONTV.com is honored to host our fifth annual Big Island Jazz & Blues festival music festival with such incredible artists performing

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t’s fitting that the fifth annual Big Island Jazz & Blues Festival goes down at the elegant Mauna Kea Beach Hotel.

This understated and stylish resort provides an excellent backdrop for music and musicians. Their luau grounds are nestled under the branches of huge trees, the trunks of which provide the natural main stage background. The beach spans for miles off to the south, while the blue Pacific never seems to end. Just minutes to the north of the prop-

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SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

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Thursday, June 2 Red Water Cafe - Waimea, 6-9pm Jazz & Blues Festival Kick Off Dinner Show featuring the Jazz Alley TV Trio. Special guest performances. Call 808-885-9299 for reservations. Limited seating.

Mauna Kea Beach Hotel, 6-9pm Free live jazz at the Copper Bar Friday, June 3 Mauna Kea Beach Hotel, 6-9pm Sunset Jazz and Blues with pupu and cocktail

them at the festival itself. No outside food, coolers or chairs allowed.

Sunday, June 5 JazzFest Brunch at Mauna Kea Beach Hotel: 11:30am-2pm Live Jazz Brunch with jazz guitar by Benny Uyetake, plus special jazz and blues guests.

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for the Big Island community,” he says. “Music and the arts is vital to every community and we are humbled to have such an extraordinary opportunity to bring this particular group of historic jazz and blues artists to Hawaii Island.

Each year our Big Island Jazz & Blues Fest is a sold-out magical event that people are still talking about. For me to create a festival of America’s original music art form, is an honor.”

To get a taste of the New Orleans Jazz scene on the big island the Mauna Kea Beach Hotel is offering a special accommodations packages. To make reservations, call 866-7746236 and ask for the Big Island Jazz & Blues Festival package rate.

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erty is where King Kamehameha lived with his wives and children. It’s here, along the Northwest Hawaii Coast, that jazz and blues will thrive, pulse and jam for four days.

“The Mauna Kea Beach Hotel is honored to host the Big Island Jazz & Blues Festival for the fifth time,” said Craig Anderson, General Manager of the Mauna Kea Beach Hotel. “We understand the importance of the arts and are privileged to be able to assist with bringing the festival back to the island for all to enjoy.”

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FRIDAY, JUNE 3 PAWS FOR READING – Maui keiki are invited to spend some time reading to a therapy dog at the Wailuku Public Library, and it’s sponsored by Assistance Dogs of Hawaii. Reading to therapy dog is fun for all kids, and is available for first- through fifth-graders. Your child will definitely enjoy this afternoon event while strengthening reading skills and confidence. Reservations are required for private 15-minute intervals. Free. 3-4:30pm. Wailuku Public Library (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org. Photo courtesy Hawaii state Libraries

SUMMER SNOW PARTY – Down the Hatch is hosting a Summer Snow Party. It will feature adult shave ice cocktails and the unveiling of Darre ren Ho’s Breakwall Shave Ice sculpture. Guests are encouraged to dress as your best snow bunny orr ice man. Best dressed will win a $150 gift certificate to Down The Hatch. DJ Surge will spin tunes while Serena Garretts he Hatch, does body and face painting. Free. 8pm. Down the aui.com.

(658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com.

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FRIDAY, JUNE 3 ANDERS OSBORNE & LUTHER DICKINSON – Two greats in Americana music are coming to Maui. Anders Osborne and Luther Dickinson are rarely on stage together, but they’ll perform an acoustic duo at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). Osborne is commonly referred to as New Orleans’ favorite son for his diverse musical talents and deep soul music, and Dickinson is famous for over 20 years of high profile work. $25-35. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center. (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-ARTS; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

HO‘OMANA FUNDRAISER – Get dolled up for the first Na Wahine Ho‘omana Fundraiser. The gala’s theme is “Women Just Wanna Have Fun.” Support the nonprofit that provides invaluable low-cost resources, and empowerment tools for women on Maui. The evening includes food, drinks, entertainment, performances and a fashion show that will feature wahine-owned boutiques. $100/ $1,500 sponsor tables of 10.

6-10pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Nawahinehoomana.org. Photo courtesy of Paul George/Flickr

SATURDAY, SA AT TU UR RD DAY JUNE 4 DOG MOVIES – The Maui Humane Society and Sugar Beach Events will screen two films. First is The Champions, which tells a story of the pit bulls rescued from Michael Vick’s dog-fighting ring.

Next up is For The Love of Dogs, a heart-warming flick that shows how an autistic child’s passion for dogs allowed him to flourish.

Food and beverages available for purchase. Because of the subject matter, attending children must be 10 and older. $10-50. 6-9pm.

S Sugar Beach Events (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-877-3680 ext. 219; Mauihumanesociety.org. Photo: Pixabay

ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND – Maui dance lovers can enjoy Alexander Academy’s performance of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland on Saturday, June 4 and Sunday, June 5. The production will feature more than 180 dancers aged three to adult, and will incorporate ballet, contemporary dance and musical theater. It takes place at Seabury Hall’s ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center and guests are encouraged to attend with the whole family. $10-30. 2pm/6pm.

Seabury Hall. (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Alice2016.brownpapertickets.com. Photo: Scott Drexler

SA ATU R RD DAY JUNE 4 SATURDAY, HEMPFEST – The seventh annual Maui HempFest is nine days of hemp-related events that celebrate hemp farming, regenerative agricultural systems and green technology. It starts at Maui Brewing Company in Kihei. Author Doug Fine will speak and guests can try Maui Brew’s new Hemp ESB Beer. There will also be a film screening and live music. This year’s theme is “Grow Our Future.” Free. 5pm. Maui Brewing Co. (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Facebook.com/MauiHemp.

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KAHAKULOA HALF-MARATHON – One of the most scenic half-marathons in the U.S. is coming to Maui. The Kahakuloa Half-Marathon and Relay will start at DT Fleming’s Beach in Kapalua and finish in Kahakuloa. Attendees can look forward to breakfast, Hawaiian cultural activities and live music from Richard Ho‘opi‘i at the finish line. Donations to restore the Kahakuloa Church are encouraged. $35-80. 6am. DT Fleming’s Beach Park (Kapalua); 808-280-5801; Runnersparadiseinc.com.

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SUNDAY, JUNE 5 TAIKO FESTIVAL – Zenshin Daiko’s 17th annual Taiko Festival takes place at the MACC. The concert will begin with the Chop Suey Jazz Orchestra, and will follow with a stage performance by more than 50 of Zenshin Daiko’s members. This is a great event for the whole family. $10-20.

7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center. (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); Mauiarts.org.

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MANA–WHAT IS SACRED? – The MACC’s presentation “Mana: What Is Sacred” will be a discussion of what mana means. Is it life force energy? Is it a spirit or a power? Or does it mean something entirely different? The discussion will be moderated by Hokulani Holt, director of Ka Hiking O Ka La, and Hawaii Papa a ke Ao of UH Maui College. $12.

3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org.

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SUNDAY, JUNE 5 RAT & OCTOPUS EXHIBIT – Hawaii’s island-based art collective AGGROOer culture will celebrate the opening of the Rat & Octopus exhibit at Schaefer International Gallery. The show, which will run until Aug. 4, is a collection of works by Sally Lundburg, Keith Tallett, Scott Yoell and Margo Ray. The show will explore themes associated to the Polynesian myth in which an am. octopus was tricked into helping a rat that was stranded at sea. Free. 10am.

Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; 787; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Schaefer International Gallery

TUESDAY, JUNE 7 ESPERANZA SPALDING PRESENTS: EMILY’S D+EVOLUTION – Music lovers are encouraged to attend Esperanza Spalding Presents: Emily’s D+Evolution at the MACC. More than three years in the making, the release of Emily’s D+Evolution has been long awaited, and she’ll be here to share her musical talents. The album is inspiring, classic and timeless. $35-85. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo: Holly Andres

FREE REIKI TREATMENTS – On this day, Maui residents can enjoy free 25-minute reiki treatments at Gym Maui in Kihei. Learn more about how you can stay sharp and healthy by caring for your internal energies. Walkins are welcome, and you’ll also get a chance to learn more about upcoming reiki classes. Free. 9-11am.

Gym Maui (300 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-891-8108; Facebook.com/thegymmaui. Photo: YouTube

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8 THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER – This will be an epic girls’ night out. Australia’s hottest export will be on Maui, showing off their sexy, chiseled bodies from down undah. Expect a night of thrills with seductive dance routines, cheeky humor and boynext-door charm as each performer embodies a different female fantasy. Be warned: Thunder from Down Under will be fully interactive experience! $39.50-59.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy of MACC

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Join us for two hemptastic events!

SATURDAY, JUNE 4

HempFest Maui 2016

SUNDAY, JUNE 5

Hemplicious Fundraiser/Dinner

FIRST OF ITS KIND ON MAUI

The official launch day of Maui’s Hemp History Week.

A multi-course “Hempster” gathering and dinner event

Launch & Toasting of Maui Brewing Company’s “Hemp ESB” beer

Menu & preparation by Chef Lee Anderson

Opening Keynote ”Hemp Breaks Out: from Soil to Nano” Doug Fine, Author Hemp Movie Night “Bringing it Home” Free Event • Doors Open 5pm Maui Brewing Co. – Kihei

Featuring Hemp inspired courses & locally produced Hemp ESB Beer - Hemp Kamboucha - Hemp Pono Pie Dessert Maui “Hempster of the Year” Awards Site visit to Maui’s first “Hemp House” $150/Person • 3-8pm Sugar Beach Events – Kihei Reservations at eventbrite.com or call 808.463.4042

MORE EVENTS & PRESENTATIONS ISLAND WIDE JUNE 4-12 Steve Rose 808.463.4042 • steve@mauihempinstitute.org • /MauiHemp

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Not Another Superhero Movie!

There’s a lot to like–and dislike–in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 144 Min.

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he opening of Bryan Singer’s X-Men: Apocalypse is grand and exciting, evoking Cecil B. DeMille with a sublime hunk of Stargate cheese. We witness an Egyptian leader with extraordinary powers named Apocalypse (an imposing Oscar Isaac).

Dozens of his followers declare him a false god and stage a coup. Centuries later, Apocalypse and his minions are unearthed and plot to “cleanse” the Earth. Only the X-Men are powerful enough to face an enemy this powerful.

From the very beginning, the high style, dramatic focus and playful intertwining of visual effects and artful staging announce a true filmmaker is at the helm.

If only the screenplay were as strong.

There are too many characters, some of whom stand around, appear waiting for something to do. It helps that Michael Fassbender is once again the lead. McAvoy makes a decent Professor X but its Fassbender’s intensity and

his investment in Magneto’s anguish that anchors the film. Jennifer Lawrence was great in the previous movie but doesn’t have enough to do here. Her considerable presence and star power are the strongest qualities she brings.

A standout sequence in X-Men: Days of Future Past is one-upped here, as the fasterthan-fast Quicksilver (scene-stealer Evan Peters) once again uses his powers both for heroics and his own amusement. Whereas the previous film had a sensational bit utilizing Jim Croce’s “Time in a Bottle,” this installment finds Quicksilver’s intervention on a massive explosion, set to Eurythmic’s “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This).”

Another moment that truly made my jaw drop is a visit to Auschwitz. It’s bizarre to see costumed superheroes walking around the former Nazi death camp. Magneto leveling the camp into CGI rubble is stunning but definitely in poor taste. This movie has as much to do with the Holocaust as My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 and overreaches by bringing such a serious topic into an especially frivolous summer movie. To give Singer credit, his X-Men

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films have always been about facing prejudice, embracing one’s identity as an outsider and pushing back against bigotry.Yet, his attempts in this and other X-Men movies to incorporate the murder of millions of Jews with the origin of Magneto are forced, never fully realized and, to say the least, mighty tacky.

There’s a pointed bit of mockery that backfires: we see some characters exit a movie theater, apparently discussing the Star Wars trilogy.

Someone notes that “we can agree that the third one is always the worst.” It’s a funny jab at Brett Ratner, the director of the much-despised third entry, X-Men: The Last Stand. But by the time the movie gets to its overly busy and thoroughly ridiculous finale, the X-Men movie this resembles the most is Ratner’s.

The film lost me by the third act, which is stuffed with CGI overload, explosions on top of more explosions and silly fight scenes.

Much has been made of Olivia Munn, in a

Frederick’s of Hollywood-ready costume, playing Psylocke, one Apocalypse’s warriors. Munn has barely a line of dialogue and puts in more of an appearance than a real performance.

While there are rewards throughout for fans (newcomers will be utterly lost), the climactic battle with Apocalypse is unsatisfying.

The stakes are certainly high, particularly for planet Earth but really, the finale of the prior two X-Men films had more suspense and crucial character turns.

Apocalypse is better than The Last Stand, First Class and even the redundant, over-praised X2: X-Men United but doesn’t approach the greatness of the most recent and original entries. Singer’s initial 2000 X-Men, with its comparatively “tiny” $90 million budget, isn’t overstuffed, takes chances that work and is still charming and exciting. Apocalypse has thrilling portions and some strong acting but Singer’s franchise peaked with Days of Future Past. ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Cultural Enrichment Mornings at the Museum

Showtimes

FREE Community Workshops!

The Huntsman: Winter’s War- PG13- 2D THU

KA‘AHUMANU 6

WED 10:00 12:40 1:40 5:20 6:40 8:50 10:00.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

The Nice Guys- R- 2D THU 11:20 2:10 5:00 7:50

10:30 1:20 3:50.

10:40, FRI-SAT 10:40 2:20 4:00 7:40 9:20, SUN 2:20 4:00 7:40 9:20, MON-WED 10:40 2:20 4:00 7:40 9:20.

Love and Friendship- PG- 2D THU 12:30 3:10 4:40 8:20 10:50, 2D FRI-MON 10:20 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, TUE 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, WED 9:50.

Money Monster-R- 2D THU 10:00 1:20 3:50 6:20 9:00, 2D FRI-SAT 11:50 1:30 5:10 6:50 10:40, SUN 1:30 5:10 6:50 10:40, MON 11:50 1:30 5:10 6:50 10:40, TUE 12:20 1:30 5:20 6:50 10:40, WED 1:30 5:20 6:50 10:40.

The Lobster-R- 2D FRI-SAT 10:40 1:30 4:20 7:20 10:10, SUN 1:30 4:20 7:20 10:10, MONWED 10:40 1:30 4:20 7:20 10:10.

Captain America: Civil War- PG13- 2D THU 10:10 12:30 1:30 3:40 6:50 7:20 10:00, 2D FRITUE 10:10 12:50 3:50 6:40 9:30, WED 10:10 12:50 4:00 6:40 9:50.

The Meddler- PG13- 2D THU 10:00 1:10.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows-PG13- 2D FRI-THU 11:15 1:50 7:00 9:35, 3D FRI-THU 4:25.

Me Before You-NR- 2D FRI-THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45.

Popstar: Never Stop, Never Stopping-R- 2D FRITHU 11:15 1:20 3:25 5:30 7:45 9:50.

Angry Birds-PG- 2D THU 10:15 11:30 12:20 1:50 2:40 4:10 5:00 7:50 9:20 10:10, 2D FRITHU 12:00 2:20 4:40 7:15 9:40.

X-Men: Apocalypse-PG13- 2D 3:45 4:40 8:00 10:15, 3D THU 12:30 7:00. 2D FRI-THU 3:45 10:00, 3D FRI-THU 12:15 7:00.

The Jungle Book-PG- 2D THU 11:45 2:20 4:50 7:20 9:50, 2D FRI-THU 12:00 2:35 5:00.

Love Me Tomorrow-NR-FRI-THU 7:30 10:15.

Hotel Transylvania 2- PG- WED 10:00.

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising- R- 2D THU 12:00 2:20 4:30 7:15 9:30.

This Time- NR- 2D THU 11:30 2:00.

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of The Shadows-PG13- 2D FRI-WED 11:10 4:50 7:40, 3D

FRI-WED 2:00 10:30.

Alice Through The Looking Glass- PG- 2D THU

11:00 7:30, 3D 1:50 4:40 10:20. 2D FRI-WED 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20.

X-Men: Apocalypse- PG13- 2D THU 3:35 10:25, 3D 12:10 7:00. 2D FRI-WED 3:35 7:00, 3D FRIWED 12:10 10:25.

Angry Birds Movie-PG- 2D THU 11:15 1:40 4:15 7:15 9:45.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016 10:30 am to 1:30 pm

Lomilomi & La`au Lapa`au Touch, Self-Actualization, and Food Sovereignty workshop with Helene Lohr and Frances Salvato.

Monday, June 6, 2016 10:30 am to 1:30 pm

Na P˛haku Makamae: Stone Treasures Rare look at historical Hawaiian stone artifacts within the museum’s vaults with Hoaka Delos Reyes.

Saturday, June 11, 2016 10:00 am to 3:00 pm

Quilt Show

Maui Quilter’s Guild and Maui Historical Society annual quilt show.

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Ghostbusters (1984)-PG- WED 2:00 7:00.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of The Shadows-PG13- 2D THU 5:00 7:50 10:40, 3D THU

7:20 10:10. 2D FRI-WED 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 10:20, 3D FRI-SAT 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50.

3D SUN 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50. 3D MON-WED 10:30 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50.

Alice Through The Looking Glass- PG- 2D THU 10:30 11:00 1:50 4:40 5:40 7:30 10:10 10:40, 3D THU 11:30 2:20 5:10 8:00 10:50. 2D FRIWED 10:30 1:50 2:10 4:30 7:50 8:10 10:30 10:50, 3D FRI-WED 10:00 4:00.

X-Men: Apocalypse- PG13- 2D THU 10:00 11:40 3:10 6:10 6:40 10:10, 3D THU 10:40 11:10 2:10 2:40 5:40 9:10 9:40. 2D FRI-WED 10:30 10:50 1:10 4:30 4:50 7:10 10:30, 3D FRI-

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GHOSTBUSTERS - PG - Action/Comedy Special screening of the 1984 classic starring Sigourney Weaver, Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. 105 min.

ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS PG - Adventure/Fantasy - Alice returns to Wonderland to save the Mad Hatter. Stars Mia Wasikowska and Johnny Depp. 113 min.

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 2 - PG - Comedy/ Animation - Dracula and his buddies try to bring the monster out of his half-vampire, half-human grandson. 89 min.

THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE - PG - Animation/ Comedy - It’s the story of flightless birds who face off against green pigs, only in movie-form.

97 min.

THE LOBSTER - R - Drama/Romance - In the future, singles have 45 days to find a mate or must get transformed into an animal. Stars Rachel Weisz and Colin Farrell. 119 min.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Captain America and Iron Man face off over mandatory superhero registry with the federal government. 147 min.

LOVE ME TOMORROW - NR - Comedy/Romance - A DJ and two women are caught in a generational love triangle. Running time unknown.

ME BEFORE YOU - PG13 - Drama - A small town girl bonds with a recently paralyzed man. 110 min.

THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WAR - PG13 Action/Drama - The Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) tries to protect Queen Freya (Emily Blunt) from her rival sister Ravenna (Charlize Theron). Don’t expect to see Snow White, though… 114 min.

POPSTAR: NEVER STOP, NEVER STOPPING - R - Comedy/Music - A former boy band member tries to maintain his superstar status after his solo album bombs. 86 min.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 - PG13 Action/Adventure - The turtles are back to fight some evil guy. Stars Megan Fox and Will Arnett. 112 min.

Austen novella Lady Susan. 92 min.

MONEY MONSTER - R - Crime/Drama - A TV host and his producer face peril when an angry guy takes over their studio. Stars Julia Roberts and George Clooney. 98 min.

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER FRI | 6/03

CHARLEY’S AFTER DARK WITH DJ’S JAY-P & LX

9:30PM • $10

SAT | 6/04

THE NICE GUYS - R - Action/Comedy - To private dicks investigate the death of a porn star in 1970s LA. Stars Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling. 116 min.

PURPLE REIGN-CELEBRATION OF A REVOLUTIONARY

X-MEN: APOCALYPSE - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - The X-Men must unite against the first mutant, who of course wants to destroy the earth. See this week’s movie review. 144 min.

10PM • $10

LAST CHANCE

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SUN | 6/05

BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR!

MON | 6/06

THE MEDDLER - PG13 - Drama/Comedy - An aging widow moves to LA with her daughter. Stars Susan Sarandon and Rose Byrne. 100 min.

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM

THE JUNGLE BOOK - PG - Adventure/Family With help from Bagheera the panther and Baloo the bear, Mowgli faces the dreaded tiger Shere Khan in this Rudyard Kipling classic. 105 min.

NEIGHBORS 2: SORORITY RISING - R Comedy - A debaucherous sorority moves next door to a family. Stars Chloe Grace Moretz and Seth Rogen. 92 min.

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER WED | 6/08

LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP - PG - Drama/Romance - Lady Susan Vernon plays matchmaker for her daughter, and herself. Based on the Jane

THIS TIME - NR - Romance - Two childhood friends grow to develop a long-distance relationship. 110 min.

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TUES | 6/07

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MAUI HIGHLIFE BAND - Thu. Jun 2. The eightpiece Maui Highlife Band returns to Casanova with Hot Afro-funk dance music and special guest Alhassane Camara from Guinea, West Africa.

9:30pm. 21+. Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com HENRY KAPONO - Fri. Jun 3. Duke’s Beach house will host a performance by Henry Kapono.

5pm. Duke’s Beach House, (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com DR. NAT AND RIO RITMO - Fri. Jun 3. Enjoy Latin Pop at Casanova’s. $10. 21+. 9:45pm. Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com REPUS’ 40TH BIRTHDAY JAM - Fri. Jun 3.

Come celebrate with a night of live music from some of Lahaina’s finest musicians, emcees and vocalists featuring: Poets With Power, Daddy’s Top Drawer and Black and Gold. Hosted by DJ CPness. $10. 9:30pm. 21+. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com/cafes/maui THE INTRA-ISLAND MUSIC TOUR - Sat. Jun 4.

The tour features Ekolu, CRBS, Teki, Inna Vision, The Steppas, Manny Phesto, Scholor, Rootz N’ Creation, Bigg Happ, Mayda and Megaton. $25.

8pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com RAGING FOR RHYTHM BENEFIT CONCERT - Sat. Jun 4. Help Rhythm’s family raise funds to lay our Maui boy to rest! There will be performances by The Lambsbread, DJ Kurt, Universe, Mystic Alchemy, No Grudge and BB and The Light Brigade, $10 donation. 9:30pm. 21+. Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com PURPLE REIGN CELEBRATION OF A REVOLUTIONARY - Sat. Jun 4. Enjoy hits, remixes, B-sides and rarities by Prince super-fan DJ Blast. Including special performance by Kanoa Kukaua of GOMEGA. $10. 10pm. 21+. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com UPCOUNTRY ACOUSTIC STYLE - Sun. Jun 5. The afternoon will feature Jerry Garcia-influenced songs and music by the Troll Garcia Band, Deborah Vital Band and Colorado Rock and Roll Acoustic Style with Satchel Gleason. $7. 2pm.

Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamakawao.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jun 2.

Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. $99. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Thu. Jun 2. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. A spectacular storytelling experience, and true portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99. 5pm.

Maui Theatre Lahaina, (878 Front St, Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Jun 2. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, our resident ghost, will entertain you while you dine, enjoy cocktails, appetizers, and yummy desserts. $64. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com

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WILLIE K AND THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. Jun 2. This hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapiilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com BURN’N LOVE - Thu. Jun 2. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world. $60 - $110. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre Lahaina, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri & Sat. Get on board for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. Fridays: 4:30pm, (Ma‘alaea Harbor); Saturdays: 4:30pm, (Lahaina Harbor); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Jun 4. Enjoy a great Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such amali ali i Nani O Lahaina, as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali’i kekaai and Hui LaHalau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai ery Mall, M nakila. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.,., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Jun 8. Enjoy Hawaii’s renaissance man, Grammy Award-winner George Kahumoku Jr., performing in concert with Hawaii’s music legends. Hosted by George and his Slack Key Show Ohana, Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton, and Wainani Kealoha. Pre-show dinner package at Sea House Restaurant, advance purchase required. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, ( 5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

MAUI FOODIE HARVEST MENU - Thu. Jun 2. Seasonal specials with optional wine pairing, dine between 5:30pm to 6:30pm for a 20 percent savings on the Harvest (does not apply to wine pairings). 5:30pm. The Banyan Tree–Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com/banyantree THREE-COURSE BEER DINNER - Thu. Jun 2.

Oceanside Restaurant in will be hosting a threecourse beer dinner featuring Maui Brewing Co. brews. Tapping Bikini Blonde Lager, Imperial Coconut Porter and La Perouse White Witbier. $80.

6pm. Oceanside Restaurant, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-868-4 808-868-4581; Oceansidemaui.us

A N E AN EVENING WITH MAUI BR BREWING CO. REPS A AND BREWERS - Fri. Jun 3 3. Oceanside Restaurant in Maalaea Harbor presents “An Evening with HULIAU YOUTH ENMaui Brewing Co. Reps VIRONMENTAL FILM and Brewers.” Meet FESTIVAL - Sat. Jun the staff and learn more 4. Huliau Youth will be T U O about MBC beers. Pourshowcasing eight short CK CHE i Bikini Blonde Lager, ing films by Maui youth. $12/ EEK N A W C Im Imperial Coconut Porter adult ($15 at door) $5// THE YOU OF an La Perouse White and youth (18 and under). Allll 17.

S K E PIC roWit Witbier on tap. Featuring proceeds benefit Huliau ProPAG ON kets l their limited release: Hop Kine grams for Maui youth. Tickets 5pm Oceanside Restaurant, IPL. 5pm. available online, at POME in Paia Ma‘ala Rd.); 808-868-3781; (300 Ma‘alaea or Native Intelligence in Wailuku.

Oceansidemaui.us 7pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauihuliaufoundation.org MAUI TASTEMAKERS SERIES, OCEAN VODKA - Fri. Jun 3. Celebrating the abundance and COFFEE ATTIC COMEDY - Sat. Jun 4. Free variety of quality foods and ingredients on Maui.

Range Comedy features a family-friendly, all-ages The four-course dinner will feature cuisine by Chef improv show. $10. 7:30pm. Maui Coffee Attic, Gevin Utrillo and Chef Jin Hosono, accentuated (59 Kanoa St., Wailuku); 808-250-9555. by the flavors in each Ocean Vodka cocktail. $90.

COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN 5:30pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); MOWAT - Sun. Jun 5. Join Maui magician Holden 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com Mowat with his interactive, all-ages magic-comedy WOODEN CRATE CABARET WITH GEORGE performance at center stage. 11:30am. Lahaina KAHUMOKU JR. - Sat. Jun 4. It’s an evening of Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); slack key and storytelling with Na Hoku Hanohano 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com guitarist and Maui farmer George Kahumoku Jr. POWER UP COMEDY WITH CHINO LAWooden Crates Chef Ben Diamond will serve a FORGE - Tue. Jun 7. Stand up comedy with three-course organic garden-to-table meal with inChino LaForge live on stage at Three’s Bar. gredients from the Lumeria garden and the Kahu5:30pm. Three’s Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei moku Farm. BYOB. Tickets available online. 5pm.

Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Eventbrite.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O’ TRICKS - Tue. Jun 7. Here’s a high-energy comedy and HEMPLICIOUS FUNDRAISER AND DINNER magic Show with Brenton Keith and his Bag Sun. Jun 5. A grand event of meet-and-greet with o’ Trick at Mulligan’s. Free. 6:30pm. Mullilike-minded forward thinkers and a possible special gan’s on the blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); guided-tour around Maui’s hemp house. Featuring 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com Live Music by Fulton Tashombe and friends of Maui Hemp Institute (MHI), hemp pupus by various isNA LIO KEIKI DAY - Wed. Jun 1. Bring your famland chefs, no-host bar and a Hemplicious dinner. ily to a fun evening with Na Lio Iki, their miniature 5pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808horses, Julio and Freedom. This is a theatrical 856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com production with horses that tell the story of the Hawaiian Cowboy. Everyone will have an opporSUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION - Sun. tunity to take pictures and brush our minis. There Jun 5. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it betwill be games, crafting, coloring and refreshments. ter? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, They will end the evening with a raffle for the keiki. of course. $50/adult $25/children. 10am. The King Free. 5:30pm. Na Lio Gift Shop, (335 Keawe St., Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-270-2255; Naliomaui.com Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com

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WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Jun 5. Here’s an intimate wine and food pairing with restaurant and wine list manager Jim Hansen. His thoughtful selections will be paired with light bites from Executive Sous Chef Alvin Savelia. 4:30pm. Pulehu, an Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Jun 5. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, the special seafood laulau. It includes Maui fresh catch fish, shrimp, scallops, spinach, mushrooms and baby bok choy, all wrapped in ti leaf, steamed, and served with jasmine rice. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. Jun 7. Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new Luau Dinner show: ‘Huaka’I–Journey through Polynesia.’ The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and Luau buffet. The Hula performances are beautiful, and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 6pm.

Ka‘anapali Beach Resort, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-3271; Kaanapaliresort.com KAENA WINE TASTING RECEPTION - Wed. Jun 8. Sugar Beach Events is proud to announce a special wine tasting reception under the stars with winemaker Mikael Sigouin. The wine will be paired with a selection of special hors d’oeuvres

by Chef Lee Anderson. $80. 5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com DINNER WITH CHEF MARK TARBELL AND CHEF DAVID VIVIANO - Wed. Jun 8. Help welcome Iron Chef America Champion Chef Mark Tarbell to the Cliff House with a special collaborative dinner from Montage Kapalua Bay Executive Chef David Viviano. $200. 6pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay

TICKETS ON SALE KAPALUA WINE AND FOOD FESTIVAL - Thu. Jun 9 - Sun. Jun 12. Here’s four magical days and nights on the shores of the Kapalua. This annual migration brings together oenophiles, gourmands and enthusiasts of the good life to celebrate, learn and experience the finest culinary trends and viniculture. 10:30am. The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, (1 Ritz-Carlton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7212; Kapaluawineandfoodfestival.com ART=MIXX: MODERN HEROS - Sat. Jun 11.

ArT=Mixx events feature performing and visual art and interactive art activities that relate to the gallery’s The Rat and the Octopus exhibit. Food and beverages will be available throughout the evening. Wear a costume–or don’t–and enjoy music and dancing, performance art and mingling with friends. 21+. Free. 7pm. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org CELEBRITY CHEF HUGH ACHESON AND STAG’S LEAP WINE CELLARS - Sat. Jun 11.

Celebrating the 40th anniversary of the Judgment of Paris, join Chef Hugh Acheson, Winemaker Marcus Nataro and Master Sommelier Rob Bigelow in the Sunset Room. Enjoy a wonderful dinner cuisine and wine-pairing. Adults $350 (21+ years) Inclusive of tax and gratuity. Limited availability. Call for reservations. 6pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6699; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay JOHN HAMMOND: BLUES LEGEND RETURNS TO HAWAII - Sat. Jun 11. John Hammond has had an incredible career as a touring blues musician, and has released 34 solo albums since his 1964 debut. His latest, Timeless, was

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Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

Mr. Francois, 5:30-9pm

Mr. Francois, 5:30-9pm

Maui High Life Band, 9:30pm $10

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo, 9:45pm $10

Raging For Rhythm Benefit 9:30pm, $10

Mana’o Hana Hou Upcountry Acoustic w/ Troll Garcia Band, 2pm $7

WED- Ladies Night with DJ Kurt, 10pm $10

Thursday Night w/ Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm

Charley’s Afterdark w/ DJ’s Jap-P and LX, 9:30pm $10

Purple Reign Celebration w/ DJ Blast & Kanoa, 10pm $10

Sunday Brunch & Bloody Mary Bar! 7am

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE- Brant Quick, 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carrol 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON - Da Ukulele Boyz, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9

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MON- MA’s Mix, TUE- Ladies Night, WED- Johnny Ringo

Industry Night w/ DJ Surge, 10pm

Summer Snow Party & Fresh Squeezed Friday, 8pm

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Paul Johnson, 7pm

Houseshakers

Kona Storm

Paul Marchetti Band, 7pm

MON- Soundlab, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED(rooftop closed for private event)

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

CAFE DEL VINO 300 Maalaea Rd., Maalaea - 868-0732

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

named Best Acoustic Blues Album at the Annual Blues Music Awards. Following last August’s Roger McGuinn tour Hammond will be the second in Buffalo Music’s “Storytellers” series, featuring veteran artists whose stories are almost as good as the songs they’re about. $40-55.

7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MNHCOC ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP DINNER Tue. Jun 14. Second Circuit Court Judge Richard T. Bissen, Jr. will be the featured speaker. He will speak about Hawaiian cultural issues in the courts and will preside over the swearing in ceremony for the incoming officers and new board members. $20 for members paid in advance or $25 at the door, $30 for non-members at the door. Deadline to RSVP is June 12. 5:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-633-3079; Mnhcoc.org MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Wed. Jun 15 - Sun. Jun 19. The 17th annual cinematic cornucopia of many of this year’s best narrative and documentary features and shorts from the Sundance Film Festival, SXSW, Tribeca Film Festival, and many additional Hawaii premieres, too. The Festival also presents A-List Big-Screen tributes, Taste of Wailea, Taste of Chocolate, Taste of Summer and filmmaker panels. 6pm. MauiFilmFestival.com

ART SCENE VOYAGING A THEMED EXHIBITION - Fri. May 20 - Thu. Jul 28. Let your imagination set sail, take a creative leap and discover new realms of artistry. With an open call to artist working in any medium, the Hui’s annual juried themed exhibition adopts an adventurous spirit in 2016 as they explore the concept of “Voyaging.” 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com CHRIS LARSON - Thu. Jun 2. Meet Chris Larson, who will be displaying her current works and creating new pieces every Thursday in June.

10am. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com DEREK FINE - Fri. Jun 3. Come by the gallery to meet this talented artist and view his collection of

Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

MON-Movies Games Music 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/Dance Music,10pm, WED-Wine Down Wednesdays,10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

SIN w/ DJ, 10pm

TUE- Gina Martinelli & Gilbert Imata 5:30-9pm

current works that will be on display every Friday in June. 10am. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com

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MAKE AND TAKE CLASS - Fri. Jun 3. Aloha Maui Creations offers a free “make and take” class where you create a special art piece for yourself or as a gift. This class is fast and fun and focuses on quick techniques that are colorful and functional. All materials included. Class limit is six. Call or email to sign up early. Free. 11:30am.

Aloha Maui Creations, (1980 Main St., Wailuku); 808-344-5297; Alohamauicreations@yahoo.com

DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Jun 2. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku).

JAN SHANER - Fri. Jun 3. Come by the gallery to meet this talented artist, she will be creating her colorful oil paintings in the gallery and discussing her plein air work every Friday in June. 4:30pm.

Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com T FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Jun 3. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit our gallery, for live music and mai tais while we showcase our artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6675815; Printsellers.com

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HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Jun 2. Halau Hula Kauluokala under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance, or protocol commitments.

Must have knowledge of the hula basics; these are not no beginner classes. $30.

5pm. Maui Ma Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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MONTAGE ART EXHIBIIted TION - Sun. Jun 5. Located at the Sunset Room. Admire m various and purchase artwork from K l artists on Maui. 8am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr, Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay

CHRISTINE WAARA - Mon. Jun 6. Come to the gallery and meet this talented artist watercolor painting techniques every Monday in June.

12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Jun 7. Come by the gallery and see this charming artist paint every Tuesday.

4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

LE LET’S KOKUA TOGETHE - Thu. Jun 2. Queen ER K Ka‘ahumanu Center invites all non-profit organizations an opportunity to educate, fundraise and outreach as part of its n new “Let’s Kokua Together program every Friday. er” 6pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu 6pm.

Cent (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Center, Ave., Kahului); K 808-877-3369; Queenkaa Queenkaahumanucenter.com

FRIDAY, JUNE 3 WA‘A KIAKAHI FESTIVAL - Fri. Jun 3 - Sun. Jun 5. Created by the Hawaiian Sailing Canoe Association (HSCA), Wa‘a Kiakahi is an event dedicated to traditional Hawaiian canoe sailing and the education of its history. Contrary to ordinary outrigger canoe paddling, HSCA races honor how the ancient Hawaiians actually traveled between the islands: members do not make crew changes and they travel every island channel that connects the Hawaiian Islands. 3pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Resort, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-3271; Kaanapaliresort.com

COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Free.

1pm. Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park, (Kula); 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale SALSA CLASSES AND DANCING - Fri. Jun 3.

Come to Paradise Grill and learn how to Salsa from 9:45-10:15pm. Then stick around and show your moves with DJ Rafael spinning the Salsa beat until 2am. 9:45pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

SATURDAY, JUNE 4 ECO FARM TOURS - Sat. Jun 4. Join them for an educational tour of permaculture design features. Their goal is to create systems that produce healthy food sustainably. $25. 4pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm, (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-2838057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MANAGED MAKAI AREA - Sat. Jun 4. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group of concerned kama’aina over the decline of our marine resources. The Hiu believes that by involving people of like minds and like hearts and working together, the reefs can heal and find balance. Free. 8am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma MAUI UPCOUNTRY FAIR - Sat. Jun 4 - Sun. Jun 5. Check out their pony rides, keiki zone, mechanical bull, bouncy castles, food row heaven, photo booth, 4-H livestock show and auction, Ohana Rodeo, made-in-Hawaii arts and crafts, jewelry and apparel, cutest keiki cowgirl and cowboy contest, paniolo activities, displays and educational information for agriculture on Maui and Sugar Photo Display by Tamara McKay. 9am. Oskie Rice Arena, (Olinda Road, Makawao).

MAUI GO CLUB - Sat. Jun 4. The Maui Go Club is a social group with members that like to play the game go. Go is an easy game to learn but it can take a long time to master. They meet once a week, alternating weeks between The Tea Box in Kahului on Saturday’s and Kono’s in Kihei on Thursday’s. Free.

10:30am. The Tea Box, (70 E Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 877-794-4176; Maui-go-club.tumblr.com

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ANDERS OSBORNE & LUTHER DICKINSON FRI June 3 7:30 pm McCoy

Zenshin Daiko’s 17th Annual Taiko Festival Concert SAT June 4 7:00 pm Castle

The ‘What is Mana?’ discussion series continues

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SUN June 5 3:00 pm McCoy Multiple Grammy winner

Esperanza Spalding presents:

Emily’s D+Evolution TUE June 7 7:30 pm Castle Australia’s HOTTEST export!

THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER 18+ WED June 8 7:30 pm Castle GALLERY

The Rat & the Octopus June 5 - August 4

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Island Reggae, 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke Rick G 4-8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

Pride Night,10pm no cover

Daddy’s Top Drawer, 10pm $5

Latin Night, 10pm

Evan Shulman, 7pm no cover

TUE- Evan Shulman 7pm, WED-Howard Ahia & Friends, 8-11pm no cover

Rick Glencross

Guest Performers

Guest Performers

Robbie Ray Jazz

MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

Natalie Nicole

Ladies Night

Damaged Goods

Brant Quick

MON-Maui Blues, TUE- John Grover, WED-John Ness

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Tori Dixon Band, 8pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Sierra & Sal, 5:30pm DJ, 8:30-midnite

Neto, 5:30pm

Island Soul, 5-8pm

TUE- Neto, 5:30pm, WED-Jim Spector, 5:30pm

Far West, 6-9pm

Codae Music, 7-10pm

Mimosa and Bloody Mary Bar, 8:30am

MON-Nestor Ugale 6pm, WED- Open Mic/Karaoke 9pm-close

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

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Soul Kitchen Big Band, 8pm

The Intra-Island Music Tour, 8pm $25

Celtic Tigers, 7pm

MON-Ron Kuala’au 6:30pm, TUE-Mulligans Magic Show, 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm, Willie K Dinner Show 6:30pm

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

KONO’S ON THE GREEN 470 Lipoa Pkwy, Kihei - 633-4220

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S

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FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Jun 5. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

CAMP CAN DO MAUI - Wed. Jun 8. Ron Heagy’s goal is to make Maui’s natural beauty accessible to individuals with disabilities. At the age of 17, Ron became quadriplegic from a surfing accident. Together with Access Revolution and local volunteer Sherpas, he’ll use a specialized off-road wheelchair to provide him access to the waterfalls at Twin Falls. 11am. Wailele Farms, (6300 Hana Hwy., Haiku); Twinfallsmaui.net

HALAU HULA O KEOLA ALIIOKEKAI - Sun. Jun 5. Enjoy a traditional hula performance by Halua Hula O Keola Aliiokekai on the center stage.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, JUNE 6 NATURE ADVENTURE CAMPS - Mon. Jun 6 - Fri. Jul 1. Join them for a week (or more) of nature awareness games, storytelling, song, hands-on exploration, animal tracking, wild edible plant identification, creative play and wild adventures. 10am. Nurturing the Wild, (PO Box 790868, Paia); 802-688-9112; Nurturingthewild.org STORYTIME AND CRAFTS AT PAINTBOX Mon. Jun 6. Featuring an inspiring book series written by Montage Literacy Ambassador and author, Brad Meltzer. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6628; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay

TUESDAY, JUNE 7 REAL PROPERTY TAX SALE - Tue. Jun 7.

The County of Maui Department of Finance will be holding a real property tax sale. The sale will auction off properties that have been delinquent for three or more years and have received their final notice of tax sale. Information on the tax sale, including a list of the properties being sold may be found at the website below (click on “Delinquent Tax Accounts”). 8:30am. Kihei Community Center, (303 E. Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-270-7697; Mauicounty.gov/RPT UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Jun 7. It’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian Guitar. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Jun 7. Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and learn music theory, harmony, and to ad lib, and sing jazz, pop, R&B stylings and more in a fun and safe space. $15. 6:45pm. Maui Meadows, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com

MEET AND GREET WITH ALIKA ATAY - Wed. Jun 8. Campaign kick-off. Alika Atay will share his mana’o and gather your thoughts. Dinner includes luau stew, ulu salad, green salad, pa‘i ‘ai, poke, desserts and more. $20. 5:30pm. Mayor Hannibal er, (91 PukaPuka Tavares Community Center, 72-1479; lani St., Makawao); 808-572-1479; Alikamaui.com/events D FINANCIAL FRAUD AND DRUG ABUSE INFOR-MATIONAL MEETING - Wed. Jun 8. The presentations for seniors and/ or their family members will be covering the topics of prescription drug abuse as well as medicare and securities fraud prevention. 9:30am. Maui 99 Economic Opportunity, (99 08Mahalani St., Kahului); 808249-2990; Meoinc.org

Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com

Kawika Lum Ho 2-5pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6-9pm; Wed, Danyel Alana 2-5pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Roy Kato and Kamuela Hamakua 6-9pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com

CLIFF DIVE GRILL - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Sat, Larry Golis and Hollis Lee 6:30am-8:30pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Tue, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; Wed, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm; (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0031; Cliffdivegrillmaui.com

JAPENGO - Thu, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Fri, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sat, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Sun, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Mon, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Tue, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; Wed, Nightly Entertainment 6-8pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; (658 F Front St., Lahaina); 808667-0908 667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com

JAVA JAZZ & SOUP NUTZ - Thu, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Johnnie Ness Band 7-10pm; Sat, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Sun, Live Music with Guest Performers 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Paul Bunuan and Nino Toscano 7-10pm; Wed, Paul Bunuan and Nino Toscano 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net

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DOW DOWN THE HATCH - Fri, Unc Uncle Lou 5-7pm; (658 Front St St., Lahaina); 808-6614 4900; Dthmaui.com

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Peter D and Garrett Probst (Ukullele Boys) 6-8:30pm; Fri, G Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, HE HENRY KAPONO 5-7pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbo Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel A Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damien Awai 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Roy Kato and Guest 6-8:30pm; Wed, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

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LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Mon, Will Hartzog 2-4:30pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Wed, Tori Dixon Band 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun,

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST - Thu, Paul Johnson 7-9:30pm; Wed, Cole Sulenta 7-9:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

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Sign Language GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Geminis are generally quite well-adjusted people.

Your dual nature is rife with internal checks and balances: You’re sick, but at least you’re funny; self-absorbed, but affectionate; overly-talkative, but entertaining; spoiled but generous; picky but adventurous, and so on… However, this array of internal contrasts can be incredibly confusing to some simpler folk who only believe in or are one thing at a time. Because you actually need a few of these dolts on your side (or at least doing your bidding), help them. Dumb down your self-presentation so they can actually wrap their tiny minds around it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Sand fleas. Your week is infested with them. You’ve developed your emotional buffer zone; emotional tides no longer seriously erode your shoreline of self-belief. But all that work won’t help you now; there are no floods expected, only a plague of pests, metaphorical sand fleas biting your ankles and tender places and making you itchy and bitchy.

There’s not much to be done; this isn’t a beach you can simply walk away from. These tenacious critters are likely to come with you in any case. There’s only one thing you can do: Marshal your patience, sit down, and pick them off, one by one. Whether you crush or drown them is up to you.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

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Watch your weight, baby. You’ve got to stay fit and lean for this summer’s adventures. Unfortunately, this week’s astrological influences aren’t going to help you in this department. If you don’t develop some serious resistance you’re going to have to buy a bigger, looser clothing soon. I know I’m not painting a pretty picture here, but I’ve got to keep it real. It’s an easy choice, really. Watch: butter and chocolate now, or sex and excitement all summer.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Caps are the fiercest partiers in the zodiac. Yeah, Scorpios appear to be more dangerous, and Aries are certainly louder. But no one knows how to turn it up better than you; it’s that whole work hard, play hard thing. With next week’s astrological influences dosing your sign with three different flavors of intoxication, you’re in for some wild times, and you’ll probably end up playing harder than you have yet this year. You know what that means at the moment, though, right? If you want to rock out with your metaphorical cock out next week, you need to press it to the grindstone this one.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Felling a tree requires tremendous stamina and effort, especially one as old and thick as the one before you. However, you require more than determination. Without the proper tools you’re screwed. Right now you’re equipped with a puny steak knife, bound to snap before you’ve properly penetrated the bark.

Luckily there are better tools that can help you get the job done. Be careful who you choose, though.

Avoid the top-notch superstar. They may be the metaphorical equivalent of a chainsaw, but they work solo and break down or runs out of fuel easily. A better choice might be the pair of good old-fashioned ax-wielding lumberjacks who don’t need to shine and are just happy to get the job done.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

You may not realize this, but the first impression most people get of you is of a very high-maintenance person. It’s partially accurate; after all, you are one. What isn’t immediately apparent, however, is that your maintenance routines are almost completely self-contained. In other words, what you and I know and they don’t is that you’re very good at taking care of nearly all your own needs, as well as accepting some of the burdens those around you carry. The new people who are just getting to know you need to know this about you, too, and fast, or they’ll ditch you for someone who seems easier to handle (but actually isn’t).

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You’re not a storm-the-gate type. Flat-out attacking a fortress, like the one before you, just isn’t your style, what with all the flying arrows, boiling oil, and moat full of raw sewage and attack mermaids. You’re much more likely to lay in a quiet siege. Starve them out. You’re patient. Eventually, whoever you’re trying to get to has got to open up, right? Nope. Not this time. There’s too much pride lurking inside those metaphorical castle walls. They’re not going to let you in until you’ve shown them that you really want it bad. In other words, unless you make a convincing show of trying to scale the battlements or batter down the door, they’ll starve before they let you in.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Every one of your exes still masturbates to your memory. It doesn’t matter if you ended on horrible terms, screaming filthy curses at each other, or if you never saw each other again after that final bout of break-up sex. I can virtually guarantee they still think about you. This is one of your superpowers. Don’t abuse it. However, because wielding your magical

Aren’t you forgetting something? It feels like it might be something obvious, right? Like leaving your house without pants on. Get used to the nagging feeling that you’re missing something big. It’s astrologically-induced. What you’ve actually forgotten (or perhaps procrastinated about so long you delusionally thought it went away) isn’t your sunglasses, wallet, or house key. It’s a little something you were supposed to say or do ages ago. The reason the stars are plaguing you now is that it’s almost too late.

Either you do it right now, whether you’re “ready” or not, or you kick yourself at least until 2020.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

A stand of saplings has sprouted up in your spiritual backyard. They’re pretty, but they’re blocking sunlight from hitting your house, and, more importantly, the garden you need to survive. They’ve got to go, no matter what. Whether any trees need to die, though, is up to you; they’re still small enough to dig up and transplant, if you’re willing to put in the time and effort. Which will you inflict on these saplings: tremendous suffering (and possible survival), or a quick death? It’s a tough choice, but do all concerned a favor by making it consciously, and not by default.

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You, you, you you. You you, you you you, you you. You you. You and more you. Pretty boring, right? Don’t do it to people around you, please. We already know it’s all about you. Driving the point home is just plain obnoxious, and not even in an endearing way. Given this week’s astrological influences, it might be difficult to imagine that everyone you know isn’t fascinated by whatever strokes of fantastic or horrible fortune have lately befallen you. They’re not interested, though, at least not as consistently or passionately as you think.

We love you, dearly, but this kind of babble is best reserved for your therapist or diary. Give us what we want, darling: the lowdown, not the breakdown.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

I love the way a ripe, juicy peach tastes after a day in the ocean, the sharp sweet tang as it washes the salt from my mouth. I only mention it because you’re fruit this week, too. Not in any tacky slangy way, but in exactly this one: you have the power to provide a refreshing and satisfying contrast to the bitter ocean most of the people you know are stuck swimming in all day, with just a joke or a smile. You can’t imagine how much they need (and will appreciate) what you have to offer. Please don’t deny them.

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