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U.S.–in Gila Bend, Arizona and Barstow, California–according to the Times’ article.

“The plants, known as Solana and Mojave, have drawn criticism for years over the American government’s backing,” the Times reported. “The projects were partly financed by $605 million in federal grants and tax credits, according to Good Jobs First, a research center that tracks public subsidies. Abengoa also received a combined $2.9 billion in loan guarantees from the United States.”

What’s more, the company is facing “lawsuits in the United States and Spain from shareholders and creditors,” according to the Times. “The suits make a variety of claims, with one accusing the company of misleading investors about downplaying its capital needs and another accusing individual executives of acting against investor interests” (a company spokesperson declined to comment to the Times on the lawsuits).

On top of all that, the Solana solar plant doesn’t seem to be working all that well. In fact, Phoenix New Times has been reporting on the plant’s “underwhelming” performance since November 2014.

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It was bitter news indeed: Just a few months after Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar announced that it would close, putting 700 or so people out of work, officials with Makena Beach & Golf Resort announced that they would shut down on July 1, throwing another 385 people out of work.

The reason? The resort’s owner, ATC Makena Holdings, Inc., wants to convert the property into luxury condos.

“It sucks. I don’t want to look for another job,” said an unnamed employee in The Maui News‘ unbylined Mar. 30 story “Makena Resort to close July 1,” which broke the news of the closing. According to the News, Makena Resort GM Declan McCarthy told employees about the impending closure on Tuesday, Mar. 29 (though it’s contradictory on the exact time, stating first the announcement was in the “early evening” and later that it was at “noon”).

But MauiTime has obtained a copy of a letter McCarthy sent to Makena Resort employees 12 days earlier that stated everything was fine at the resort–at least until the end of 2016.

“There has been much talk about the possibility of the hotel closing and when that may happen,” McCarthy said in the letter, which is reproduced here. “It is important to confirm that no date has been established and as things stand right now we do not expect to have a date before the end of this year.”

If that wasn’t positive enough, McCarthy doubled-down on his employees’ expectations.

“In the meantime we will be focusing all our efforts on continuing the high occupancies that the hotel has been enjoying for the past three months,” McCarthy said in his letter. “Our Sales team is actively involved in booking business for this year and next year for the hotel.”

Of course, The Maui News reported on Mar. 31 (in a story that also lacks a byline) that the resort’s employees might get their

jobs back–in three years.

“According to a statement from the Mayor’s Office, resort officials assured Arakawa that the layoffs were necessary for the creation of high-end condominiums,” the paper reported. “However, once construction is completed in nearly three years, the property would rehire employees, officials said.”

Makena Resort PR and Marketing Manager Jovelyn Bonilla declined to comment on McCarthy’s letter or the resort’s closure.

that county officials went through a “rigorous selection process” that saw 10 candidates getting vetted (after 15 months, it damn well better have been rigorous, though it’s not like county officials have been searching the entire time–in fact, they only posted the job description in January of this year). Here’s how the Arakawa Administration described Redell, a licensed mechanical engineer, in their Apr. 1 news release: “Redell is currently the Managing Director of Abengoa Solar in Lakewood, Colorado,” states the news release. “Prior to that he managed his own engineering firm in California. His energy career started when he was enlisted in the U.S. Navy, taking part in their Nuclear Power Training Program and serving in the submarine service.”

It’s Redell’s work at Abengoa that makes him such a fascinating hire. See, Abengoa–a Spanish firm–is something of a controversial name right now in the renewable energy world.

Though trumpeted by President Barack Obama in 2010 for its arrival in the U.S. to build solar plants, Abengoa is currently in the midst of tough times.

“Saddled with debt from its expansion, the company is scrambling to avoid what would

COUNTY OF MAUI HIRES ENERGY COMMISSIONER It’s been well over a year since Doug McLeod resigned as Maui County Energy Commissioner and formed his own consulting firm (DKK Energy Services LLC), after holding down the post for four years.

The county didn’t exactly rush to replace McLeod–in fact, they only announced their new energy commissioner–Frederick Redell–on April Fools’ Day of this year.

“Frederick Redell will bring a fresh perspective and a lot of knowledge to this important position,” Mayor Alan Arakawa said in an April 1 news release from his office. “His number one job will be to keep the county moving forward on our goal of achieving 100 percent renewable energy and to make sure that costs to ratepayers are contained.”

In the news release, Office of Economic Development Director Teena Rasmussen said

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be the largest bankruptcy in Spanish corporate history,” The New York Times reported on Mar. 17, 2016. “Creditors and shareholders are taking the company to court as losses mount and crucial financial support disappears.”

Abengoa has a 42-percent stake in a company that runs two solar plants in the

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ment documents about the plant all predicted its output would be about 900,000 megawatt-hours per year, and Solana had only produced 600,000 megawatt-hours in its first year, officials said the lower output was expected because time was needed to work out the kinks of the system,” New Times reported on June 16, 2015.

Six months later, Solana was still underperforming.

“As New Times first reported, the plant’s electricity generation has been underwhelming since it opened,” New Times reported on Dec. 2, 2015. “It produced only two-thirds of expected capacity in its first year of operation and only half its expected output for the first three months of this year. Officials with Abengoa and Arizona Public Service told New Times that generation would improve over time.”

Redell starts work at the county on May 15.■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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PACIFIC BIODIESEL BRINGS ON NEW MARKETING DIRECTOR Pacific Biodiesel recently hired Joy Wynne Galatro as its new Marketing Director. Galatro, a brand strategist and marketing communications professional, has expertise in developing strategies and integrated marketing that build the brand throughout all parts of an organization.

Galatro was most recently Vice President of Brand Strategy for Walker Brands, an award-winning branding firm based in Tampa, Florida. During her 15 years with Walker, she handled all aspects of developing strategies and executing programs encompassing advertising and marketing, employee and customer communications, training and orientation programs, sales centers, special events and public relations. Prior to joining Walker, Galatro worked with Tampa Electric Company, where she led an in-house marketing team assigned to several subsidiaries.

At Pacific Biodiesel, Galatro will plan and oversee the company’s strategic marketing efforts. She will spearhead promotion of the company through marketing and community education events and programs as well as guide the marketing team in developing communications to various customer, community and industry audiences.

“We are lucky to have found someone with such breadth of experience coupled with Joy’s excitement and commitment to our mission,” said Kelly King, co-founder and Vice President of Pacific Biodiesel. “She will represent us well.”

Galatro is a graduate of the University of South Florida with a bachelor’s degree in advertising. She’s a graduate of Leadership Tampa and a former member of the board of directors for Powerstories Theatre, a nonprofit theatre for women and girls that was awarded the 2010 National Arts & Humanities Youth Program Award. She also volunteered as a life story historian for LifePath Hospice in Tampa.

“The innovation Pacific Biodiesel has consistently demonstrated in sustainability and renewable energy inspires me just as much as the fact they started right here on Maui and continue to make an important impact across this state, nationally and internationally,” Galatro said. “I’m incredibly honored to become a part of their team. Maui was my childhood home. Although I achieved great career success on the Mainland, I am excited to be back home here where I can help make a difference in this community.”

Founded in 1995, Pacific Biodiesel established and operated the very first retail biodiesel pump in America and for the past two decades has built a solid reputation as a leading pioneer in the renewable energy industry. With more than 70 employees statewide, the company excels in constructing and operating biodiesel-processing plants, advancing process technology, and producing and marketing quality fuels.

WAILEA PHARMACY HIRES NEW NATUROPATHIC DOCTOR Naturopathic physician Dr. Teri Jackson, ND has joined Wailea Pharmacy to provide on-site medical care as the

pharmacy expands services to include practitioner-based medicine, the pharmacy announced on Mar. 21.

Jackson is licensed to practice medicine in the state of Hawaii. She received her doctorate degree from Bastyr University in Seattle, WA where she previously maintained a private practice before relocating to Maui in 2013.

Jackson is qualified to assess and treat a wide variety of conditions, however her primary clinical focus includes digestive health, environmental sensitivities and allergy, hormone optimization, mental and emotional health and autoimmune conditions.

Jackson is able to order both conventional and alternative labs tests to ensure the most accurate diagnosis possible during the initial consultation; she also can interpret lab results ordered by other practitioners.

Depending on the condition, Jackson assesses her patients’ lifestyle, environmental exposures, possible infections, and genetic susceptibility to illness to create a treatment plan specific to the individual patient to support his or her unique needs.

Naturopath medicine is a distinct system of holistic, primary healthcare whose focus is to treat the whole person by addressing the root causes of illness, rather than just suppressing troublesome symptoms. Therapeutic modalities such as herbs, homeopathic remedies, nutritional supplements, individualized diets, bodywork, and pharmaceutical medications are utilized to promote physical, mental, emotional and even spiritual well-being.

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FORTUNE NAMES HYATT ONE OF BEST COMPANIES TO WORK FOR The Hyatt Corporation has been named to the 2016 Fortune “100 Best Companies to Work For” list, which is an annual ranking of companies with outstanding workplace cultures.

Hyatt, with three properties on Maui, has earned a spot on the list for three consecutive years.

“At Hyatt, it’s our best-in-the-business people who drive our success in delivering distinct brand experiences that drive irrational loyalty,” said Pete Sears, group president-Americas for Hyatt. “Members of the Hyatt family consistently use empathy to build deep relationships not only with our guests and but [sic] also with each other, and our distinct culture reflects an environment where people can be their true selves.”

To identify the 100 Best Companies to Work For, each year Fortune partners with Great Place to Work to conduct the most extensive employee survey in corporate America. Two-thirds of a company’s survey score is based on the results of the Trust Index Employee Survey, which is sent to a random sample of employees from each company. The survey asks about employees’ attitudes about management’s credibility, job satisfaction and camaraderie. The other third is based on responses to the Culture Audit, which includes questions about pay and benefit programs, hiring practices, methods of internal communication, training, recognition programs and diversity efforts.

Hyatt properties on Maui include the Hyatt Residence Club in Ka‘anapali, Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa and Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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University of Oregon professor Mark Carey produced a 10,300-word journal article in January proposing a new sensitivity to Earth’s melting icecaps: a “feminist glaciology framework” to “generate robust analysis of gender, power and epistemologies” with a goal of more “just and equitable” “human-ice interactions.” The jargonized, densely worded tract suggests that melting icecaps can be properly understood only with more input from female scientists since, somehow, research so far disproportionately emphasizes climate change’s impact on males. (The New York Post reported that the paper was funded by a National Science Foundation grant of $412,930.)

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A senior federal administrative law judge recently claimed (and then, for good measure, repeated and emphasized) that, in his experience, “3-year-olds and 4-year-olds” do not need the help of lawyers to advocate for them in immigration proceedings. Teaching those kids their rights, Judge Jack Weil said, “takes a lot of time” and “a lot of patience,” but there is no need for government to provide lawyers.

(Weil, a U.S. Department of Justice employee, was contesting an American Civil Liberties Union claim at a recent deposition in an immigration case in Seattle.)

QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS Mexico’s latest female accessorizing craze is shellacking tiny dead scorpions onto fingernails, using the second-most venomous species of the arachnid, selling briskly at the Miss Unas parlor in Durango. In fact, while in town (according to a London Daily Mail dispatch from Durango), shoppers may check out the Raices restaurant, which pioneered tacos filled with still-wriggling scorpions (that had been soaked in surgical alcohol to neutralize the venom).

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could pay off part of a debt for its new boiler spiritually. According to an Associated Press dispatch from Moscow, the church can settle the remaining debt, equivalent to $6,585, to the boiler company by paying $2,525 in rubles and the remainder by prayer.

AWESOME! In a suburb of Newcastle, Australia, in February, workers using a crane extracted a 1-ton snake-like mass of sewage (mostly “wet wipes” unwisely flushed down toilets) from an underground pipe–with the gummed-together sludge reaching a height of more than 20 feet when the crane finally yanked the whole thing up. Said a representative of the water company, “[Y]ou’ll flush the toilet, and the wet wipe will disappear,” and you think (wrongly) it’s therefore “flushable.”

MAKING CANADA GREAT AGAIN Syrian refugees arriving at the airport in Vancouver, British Columbia, have been warmly greeted personally in a video

by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, but in March some were inadvertently booked into the same hotel that was hosting the fifth annual VancouFur convention of “furries.” Anthropomorphic, full-suited tigers, dogs, bears, foxes, etc., roamed the hotel, leading London’s The Independent to report that the child refugees loved every minute, playing with the furries and posing for pictures.

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS China’s Peoples Daily reported in January that Mr. Cai Zhanjiang (described as “tuhao,” or “uncultured but still well-off”) had just purchased a new truck from a dealer by driving another truck to the showroom and unloading 100,000 renminbi (about $15,300 U.S.) entirely in small bills–a stash weighing about a halfton. Shanghaiist.com also noted a story from June 2015 in which a man (likely also tuhao) bought a new vehicle with the equivalent of $104,670–almost all in coins.

YEE-HAH! The Tennessee senate voted in February to make its official state rifle the .50-caliber Barrett M82 rifle (big in the sniper community, with a range of 1.1 miles).

The Lance Toland Associates insurance company of Georgia said in February that it has issued Taurus handguns to each of its 12 employees as a required-carry for apparently dangerous aircraft insurance work. And University of Houston recommendations for faculty on the imminent extension of the right to open-carry firearms on state campuses included admonitions that professors “be careful discussing sensitive topics” and “not ‘go there’ if you sense anger.” ■

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The County of Maui finally gets serious about ensuring public beach access parking in Ka`anapali.

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By Anthony Pignataro

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s one of Hawaii’s most popular resort destinations, Ka‘anapali dates to about 1962, when the Royal Lahaina Resort opened. The Sheraton followed a year later, and soon resorts were popping up periodically into the early 1980s.

For visitors, there are few more accessible resort locations than Ka‘anapali. The situation for residents–who are guaranteed coastal access–the reality is a lot different. Any residents who want to surf, fish or just jump in the water at Ka‘anapali Beach can expect a difficult journey when trying to find a parking place. The lots that do cater to the public tend to be cramped and scattered around the various resorts. Signage is often minimal or simply non-existing. Other times, public parking lots are loaded with signs listing re-

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strictions on when people can park there–restrictions that are, in fact, not permitted.

“After the county gave out the [resort] permits, nothing was checked,” Lahaina resident Randy Draper told me recently. “They let guests and employees park in them. So it’s gonna take some time for it to work itself out.”

Draper–a retired boat captain–knows all about this, because he’s been agitating for greater public beach parking access for the last 50 years. That’s right–for pretty much the entire time there have been resorts at Ka‘anapali, Draper’s been calling for more parking.

But now, after all these decades, Draper’s a happy man. That’s because the Maui County Planning Department has finally gotten serious about enforcing the public beach access parking requirements that were part of each resort’s development permit. After months spent researching the resorts’ original permits, Deputy Planning Director Michele Chouteau

McLean mailed letters to all the Ka‘anapali resorts on Mar. 2 detailing their compliance–or non-compliance–with the parking regulations (see accompanying chart for a breakdown of the resorts’ beach parking).

“It’s because I made ‘em do it,” Draper said proudly when I asked him why all this was happening now. “[Attorney] Lance Collins helped me get the county to look at the permits.”

McLean confirmed that she’s been working “back and forth” with Draper on this.

“It took a while to research,” she said. “We had to spend time pulling the files.”

In the county’s research, two issues became clear: not all resorts were providing the required number of public parking spaces, while others had put up signs warning those parking there against using the spaces at night. In fact, McLean confirmed, there are no time restrictions on public access beach parking in Ka‘anapali.

On Mar. 2, McLean sent out letters to six Ka‘anapali resorts, as well as Whaler’s Village. According to the letters, which MauiTime obtained, the majority of resorts were providing the required number of spaces. Two–the Westin Maui Resort & Spa and Marriott’s Maui Ocean Club–were not.

“A recent site visit confirmed that the Westin is providing only 28 of the required 30 parking spaces, situated facing the building (facing away from Whaler’s Village),” McLean wrote in her Mar. 2 letter to Westin General Manager Tony Bruno. “You must provide two additional spaces to comply with the requirement of 30 spaces.”

Westin Public Relations Director Sumithra Balraj insisted that the resort is providing the required number of spaces. “The Westin Maui Resort & Spa is offering 30 parking spaces for public beach access without any time restrictions,” Balraj said in an Apr. 1 email to me.

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Marriott’s Maui Ocean Club Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel Westin Maui Resort & Spa Ka‘anapali Ali‘i Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa Hyatt Regency Maui Resort & Spa Whaler’s Village

From the Hyatt Residents Club parking lot

We would appreciate your efforts to ensure that the public beach parking is truly being used by the public... While we understand that enforcement in this regard is a challenge, we expect reasonable effort.

- Deputy Planning Director Michele Chouteau McLean

Ka‘anapali public beach access parking at a glance (as of Mar. 2, 2016) RESORT

PHOTO COURTESY MAUITIME

General Manager Mark Altier on Mar. 2. “[T] herefore, it is expected that public beach parking be provided at all times. The signs that identify the public beach parking area and spaces shall be corrected to remove the time restriction.”

What’s more, the Ka‘anapali Alii also routinely chains up its lot at night, potentially forcing those who’ve parked their past the “closing time” get their car out of an impound lot. That infuriates Draper.

“The Alii’s had it locked up for 20, 30 years,” Draper said. “The public should be able to go to any beach parking lot and then go fishing without getting their car impounded.”

Altier did not return a phone call asking for comment.

County planning inspectors also apparently found problematic signage at the KBH. [S]ome of the spaces are not identified at the entrance of each space,” McLean wrote in a Mar. 2 letter to KBH General Manager Mike White (who is also, I must note, both the Chairman of the Maui County Council and the county’s most powerful foe of McLean’s boss, Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa). They are each marked with a sign that is hung on the fence at the end of each space; some are appropriately marked on the pavement, while others have faded ‘valet parking’ marked on the pavement.

This must be corrected so that each space is identified at the entrance (i.e., marked on the pavement for public beach parking).”

KBH officials did not return an email request for comment.

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“We had informed the county office of our 30 allocated parking spaces and as such, they should have this updated information.”

Far more problematic though is the situation at the Marriott. In fact, McLean herself said in her Mar. 3 email to Draper that included PDF copies of the resort letters she’d sent that she was “curious” as to how the Marriott would deal with their problem. That’s because the Marriott today is providing just 10 of the 30 required public beach access parking spaces.

“The approvals for development of the Marriott required that 30 parking spaces be provided for public beach access, and that employee parking be provided on-site,” McLean wrote to General Manager David Wong on Mar. 2. “Your representative’s compliance report indicated that 35 public beach parking spaces would be provided. A recent site visit confirmed that the Marriott is providing only 10 of the required 30 (or 35) parking spaces.

You must provide 20 or 25 additional spaces to comply with these requirements. Perhaps there are additional public beach parking spaces located elsewhere on the property that were not evident during our recent site visits, in which case improved signage must be provided.”

I didn’t even know the Marriott provided any public parking spaces until I walked around the property on Mar. 31. But sure enough, I found the 10 spaces McLean mentioned in her letter, tucked away at the south end of the property. There was a sign labeling them as public, but it was buried in trees and completely invisible from someone driving by just a few yards away. Given the current parking situation at the Marriott, it was unclear to me where the resort would put an additional 20 beach access parking spaces.

Wong left the Marriott’s Maui Ocean Club a couple weeks after McLean sent her letter.

Bill Countryman, his replacement as GM, did not return a phone call asking for comment.

The Planning Department also determined that two resorts–the Ka‘anapali Ali‘i and the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel (KBH)–had placed time restrictions on the use of their public access parking spaces.

“Kaanapali Alii’s development approvals did not address any time restrictions for the public beach parking,” McLean wrote to Ka‘anapali Ali‘i

EXISTING SPACES 10 10 28** 11 20 74 21

REQUIRED SPACES 30* 10 30 10 20 72 20

*The Marriott actually says it will provide 35 spaces, but their permit only calls for 30. ** A spokesperson for the Westin says the resort has updated the county since Mar. 2, and is providing the required 30 spaces.

SOURCE: County of Maui Planning Department

Then there’s the relatively new Hyatt Residence Club, located between the Hyatt Regency and the Marriott Maui Ocean Club, which opened in late 2014. They have a public beach access parking lot that contains 20 stalls (one of which is designated ADA-accessible) that sits next to the inadequate Marriott’s 10-space lot. Though McLean’s Mar. 2 letter to the Hyatt did not mention inspectors finding any time restriction signs on the property’s 74 parking spaces, my Mar. 31 visit found that each space in this particular lot was marked with a sign that warns against parking there between 8pm and 6am (see photo).

Jim Cooper, the Residence Club’s general manager, told me that his resort is in compliance and those restrictions are legal. “We have to follow the rules very carefully,” he said. “And we’ve had every inspector in the world here over the last two years.”

Reached on Apr. 1, McLean said that it’s “unclear” whether the time restrictions on those 20 spaces are permitted. She said there were “discussions” in the past about allowing that particular resort to restrict public beach parking access at night to

make it easier for delivery trucks to get in and out (the lot sits in front of the Residence Club parking garage). But McLean also said her inspectors were unable to find any documentary evidence that those discussions led to official approvals.

If it turns out the restrictions aren’t permitted, then the Hyatt would either have to remove the signs or find an additional 20 public beach access parking spaces. McLean’s letters also alluded to “initial and daily fines” if any resort remains out of compliance, though she didn’t want to elaborate on dollar amounts when I spoke to her.

In all of her letters, McLean also said her department would “continue to monitor compliance” and called on the resorts to step up enforcement. “[W]e would appreciate your efforts to ensure that the public beach parking is truly being used by the public and not by any hotel vendors, employees or parking valets,” she wrote. “[W]hile we understand that enforcement in this regard is a challenge, we expect reasonable effort.”

Later, I asked McLean what she meant exactly by “reasonable effort.”

“It’s hard to define,” she said. “It’s really hard to do–we know because we do enforcement. But I think that when they realize the county is involved, they’ll make an effort.”

In any case, McLean said her inspectors will return to Ka‘anapali in the next week or two and follow up on any progress the resorts have made. As for Draper, he wants the public to be extra vigilant.

“It’s basically going to be enforced by the public,” Draper said. “People need to be conscious of their environment there.

If they’re not watching closely, it can get taken away from them.” ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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hen I want Hawaiian food, I’ll head to Poi by the Pound in Kahului. Their Hawaiian plate is epic–a heaping serving of their juicy kalua pork, hefty pork lau lau, chicken long rice, lomi salmon, poke, poi, rice and mac salad and they serve it everyday (except Sunday, when they’re closed). They don’t skimp on the poi, and it’s perfection every time. My new addiction there is the taro sundae dessert. Forget haupia–this is da bomb.

I also love their bright and cheerful dining room. They have modern black chairs and tables and booths along one wall. Everywhere you look you can enjoy the gorgeous stretched canvas photographs of taro fields that cover the walls. Next to every table is a message and vow from owner C.J. Hookano saying that food is made to order fresh and for customers to allow at least 25 minutes for grilled items. He then guarantees his customers’ experience with his cell phone number and a personal promise to fix anything that may have been amiss in the meal.

Later I sat down with Hookano, his daughter Brandee–who works the front of the house–and his partner and girlfriend Rochelle Kemfort.

“I did this for my daughter,” Hookano says. “After my incarceration, I got out and felt I had one chance to make it. It was hard to find jobs. I started making poi in my garage in Hawaiian Homelands. I had to set aside my pride. I went door to door to sell it. That is how we got the name. Everyone wanted to know how much for a pound.”

Hookano’s openness about his incarceration and the fact that sobriety, spirituality and his love for ohana are the things that keep Poi by the Pound moving forward is powerful.

Six years ago he was going door to door selling poi that he made fresh every Wednesday.

Then he decided to start making plates and selling them once a week to go with the poi, and that took off. He was gaining a following, and huge orders were coming in–like from Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar. He got

a commercial kitchen in 2011. Then in 2014 he took the plunge and opened his restaurant. Somewhere in there he tried his hand at farming taro, but the restaurant, catering and events kept him too busy for that.

“My story is simple,” says Hookano.

“What we do here is simple. I started with nothing. I built this from the ground up. The biggest challenge is consistency, but I work on it all the time. I want to bring back that classic plate lunch flavor, the plate lunch of the ‘80s. I’m not trying to be healthy–that is not where I’m going with it. All my recipes are to my taste. If I think the sauce tastes better with MSG, I use it. My kalbi is juicy and on point. It’s hard to get it like that.”

It’s not just Hookano who’s working on the restaurant all the time. His three kids, Kemfort and her three kids and even Hookano’s sister (who moved from Oahu) work in the restaurant. They also make their succulent lau lau at night. Poi by the Pound does about a thousand pounds a week in poi, and they sell it at Island Grocery, Tamura’s, Fukushima’s, Pukalani Superette, Uptown Chevron and Mana Foods.

Their popular kulolo is also selling at most of those locations and the restaurant.

“I have a vision, I have big plans,” says Hookano. “I want to have something for everyone. The Hawaiian food, some romance, the favorite plates. I’m not going to be the place to come for a mahi salad, but I have it on the menu for the two Hawaiians that come in with their sistah that no like eat rice.”

I ask him how many times people use his cellphone number from his message on the wall. Hookano and Kemfort laugh.

“You wouldn’t believe it,” says Kemfort.

“People call to tell us where we should set the air conditioning!”

Poi by the Pound’s nearly five-star rating on Yelp is testament to Hookano’s plate lunch following, and their ohana’s success at working together to make a good product.

“I don’t get cocky too often, but that’s one thing I can be cocky about,” Hookano says. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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The Seamless Connection RON ARTIS II AND THUNDERSTORM ARE COMING TO THE MACC

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on Artis II and his brother Thunderstorm have been lighting a fire under Oahu’s North Shore music scene. Now they will perform at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC) on Saturday, Apr. 9. Recently I spoke with Ron about his music and new album What Music Means to Me.

MAUITIME: How did you make the switch from Artis Family Band to a duo?

RON ARTIS II: There’s 11 of us. Six boys and five girls. We used to all perform together as the Artis Family Band. That was until about 2013. I did most of the singing and was a band leader with my family up until I got married. My wife is from Germany so I went there for nine months to meet her family and get married. While I was away my brother Thunderstorm developed as a singer. When I came back to Hawaii, we ended up playing together.

MT: How did your family background affect your musical style?

RA: I learned most of my style from my parents. My mother is a singer, my dad taught us all of our instruments. My dad was adamant that if you want to have a lot of freedom as you grew up in music then you should never put labels or borders around the styles that you should learn. I grew up learning the styles that my dad liked to play and then developed my own styles closer to my heart.

In doing that I began to find a freedom in all the different genres of music.

MT: You recorded your new album in Hawaii. What was that like?

RA: For this particular release we wanted to do our first studio quality album. So we spoke to Milan Bertos, who recorded Jake Shimabukuro and a few other notable artists on Oahu.

It was a great experience to work with him.

We spent three days in the studio and we got the whole album recorded in that time. But what went into it all before that was a year of planning, ideas of what we wanted to do, all that song-writing and formulating that Thunderstorm and I had been sharing since 2013.

It was really incredible to get it all out and get it all down. It was a seamless connection.

We felt really comfortable and could really express and pass a lot of the emotion into the performance in the studio.

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MT: Describe What Music Means to Me. RA: It’s like a soft, warm conversation in the form of song. It’s a lot of stories about our life about people we have met, people who’ve inspired us, how we’ve grown up as a family. It’s two people growing up and going out into the world.

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RA: I believe there are only two types of artists in the world. There are good artists and bad artists. It has nothing to do with your skill level–it has to do with what you want to plant into the world, what you want to share. What do you want to speak about, paint about, write about or sing about? We really focus on putting positive things out to world.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, APR. 7

FRIDAY, APR. 8

SLACK KEY WITH JEFF PETERSON – National Library Week continues with slack key player Jeff Peterson performing at the Wailuku Public Library. His fusion of classical and jazz paired with his transcendent voice has won him a Grammy and five Na Hoku Hanohano awards. Suitable for all ages, but young children must be accompanied by a parent or adult caregiver. 6pm. Wailuku Public Library (251 High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766, Librarieshawaii.org.

Photo courtesy Jeff Peterson Facebook Page

ART OF TRASH – Malama Maui Nui and Sharing ng Alopens at ha present the 14th annual Art of Trash, which opens s the Maui Mall. Think of it as a challenge to artists to creatively reuse, recycle and reinvent items thatt ight will inwould otherwise end up in the landfill. Opening Night genti’s Junkclude the Maui Trashion fashion show, Robert Sargenti’s ahumanu yard Band and more. 6pm. Maui Mall (70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave., Kahului); Facebook.com/artoftrash. Photo o courtesy the Art of Trash Facebook page

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FRIDAY, APR. 8 GIRLS GUNS & GLORY – At the intersection of country and rock music are the Boston natives who make up Girls Guns and Glory. Catch them at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). The band consists of frontman Ward Hayden, drummer J. Ellis Kiggans, guitarist Chris Hersch and bass player Paul Dilley. With several albums under their belt, the Boston Music Award recipients continue to draw inspiration from iconic Americana greats. $30+.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

FLAT JACKSON AND KIT KAT CLUB CABARET VINTAGE CIRCUS – Step back in time to the glory days of the Big Top with Flat Jackson and the Kit Kat Club Cabaret show at Charley's. Don your best steampunk, circus inspired, or cabaret costumes to get $2 off at the door. No scary or sexy clowns will be turned away! This party is sure to rival your last circus experience, so step right up! 9:00pm. Charley's Restaurant and Saloon (142 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-8085. charleysmaui.com. Photo courtesy John Payne/Flickr

SATURDAY, APR. 9 MFOL BOOK SALE – The Maui Friends of the Library (MFOL) invites bookworms, teachers and adventure-seekers to their used book sale at the MFOL Warehouse. From fiction to nonfiction to children’s books and everything in between, the inventory is vast. Take advantage of their deal: 10 books/CDs for just $1, and all keiki will receive one free children’s book. Maui County teachers can also pick up free books for their classroom.

8am-12pm. MFOL (Pu`unene), Mfol.org.

Photo: Tony Hudson/Wikimedia Commons

GREAT AMERICAN CLEANUP – In association with the 16th annual Great American Cleanup, Malama Maui Nui is hosting a cleanup of Hanakao‘o Cemetery. Help kokua the native plants above the cemetery through weeding, mulching and trash removal. Volunteer refreshments will be provided by CJ’s Deli & Diner Comfort Zone and some cleanup supplies will be provided by Malama Maui Nui. Volunteers are should bring their own tools, water and sun protection. 8:3011am. Hanakao‘o Cemetery, Malamamauinui.org.

Photo courtesy Malama Maui Nui

SATURDAY, APR. 9 JUBILEE CELEBRATION – The Royal Order of Kamehameha I, Kahekili Chapter IV concludes the 150th Year Jubilee celebration of the Royal Order of Kamehameha I. Commemorate the legacy of Hawaii’s oldest royal organization and last remaining institution of the Kingdom of Hawaii on the grounds of the Grand Wailea Resort & Spa. The closing ceremony will feature offerings, procession, live music from Willie K and Amy Hanaiali‘i, ballroom dancing and more. 3-10pm. Grand Wailea (3850 Wailea Alanui), Mauiroyalorder.com. Photo courtesy Royal Order of Kamehameha I Facebook page

CAMP IMUA BENEFIT NIGHT – Go to Rock & Brews in Paia for a benefit night in support of Camp Imua. Eat, drink, stroll their silent auction and support Maui’s only week-long recreational camp for school age children with special needs.

The silent auction will feature gear from Bluesmiths, Maui Jim, Ke Nalu, Velocitek and more. The evening also doubles as a countdown to Bluesmiths Paddle Imua 2016. 6-9pm.

Rock & Brews (120 Hana Hwy., Paia), Paddleimua.com.

Photo courtesy Imua Family Services

SATURDAY, APR. 9 SHAKA FEST – Hang loose at the Maui Tropical Plantation for the first ever Shaka Fest. It’ll feature performances

by Katchafire, Maoli, Kimie, Jordan T, Sly Dog, Nuff Sedd, Tflatz, Piilani Arias and Mahi Crabbe. All ages are welcome for a time of local music and chill vibes. 10 years and under free. $35 Presale. $45 Door. 3pm Gate Opens/3:30pm Show. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu).

Photo courtesy Kimie Hawaii Facebook page

MAUI ONSTAGE SNEAK PEAK – Maui OnStage pulls the curtains for its annual Sneak Peek of next year’s season.

Serving as a benefit for the local nonprofit, guests are invited to sip themed cocktails like the “Peeping Tom” while choos-he ing from a menu that’s customized to next season’s themes. The 016festivities will lead up to the official announcement of the 20162017 lineup. Directions included in ticket purchase. $150. 5-9pm. mons 808-244-8680, Mauionstage.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, APR. 10 MANA: WHAT IS SACRED? – Join the conversation titled “Mana: What is Sacred?” that takes place at the MACC’s McCoy Studio Theater.

There, community experts will discuss and dissect the meaning behind the Hawaiian word “mana.”

Hokulani Holt will lead the conversation prompting and help analyze its meaning, usage and more. $12+. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

SUNDAY, APR. 10 AIPONO AWARDS – Maui No Ka Oi presents the 2016 ‘Aipono Restaurant Awards at the Grand Wailea. It’s an evening that honors distinguished restaurant and hospitality professionals while benefiting the Maui Culinary Academy. This year’s theme, Carnevale di Venezia, invites guests to a Venetian carnival–complete with masks. The reception will feature fine wines, interactive food stations and entertainment. $200+. 5:30-10:30pm. Grand Wailea (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-242-8331, Mauimagazine.net/aipono.

Photo courtesy Maui No Ka Oi Facebook page

SPAY/NEUTER CLINIC – Prevent repercussions from spring flings with SPCA Maui’s spay/neuter clinic. You can also get identifying tattoos and tips on your feline friends. All procedures and recovery are indoors and temperature-controlled. Book an appointment, volunteer or sponsor a “fix.” Microchips and vaccines will also be available. 8am-4pm. SPCA Maui (355 Hukilike St., Suite 112, Kahului); 808633-1678, Spcamaui.org, info@spcamaui.org.

Photo courtesy SPCA Maui Facebook page

MONDAY, APR. 11 ‘TWELVE ANGRY MEN’ – Maui OnStage’s One Night Only (ONO) presents a reading of Twelve Angry Men by Reginald Rose. The play follows a jury’s deliberation on a 16-year-old boy accused of murdering his father. The cast includes David Negaard, Lee Garrow, Vinnie Linares, Michael Pulliam, Jayse Leong, Jim Oxborrow, Kevin Hazelton, Derek Nakagawa, Bunt Burkhalter, Jonathan Yudis, Gary Leavitt and Joel Agnew. Directed by Angie Thompson. Free. 6:30pm. Iao Theatre (68 N. Market St., Wailuku), Mauionstage. com. Photo courtesy Derek Nakagawa

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Send In The Drones It’s worth taking a look at ‘Eye in the Sky’ ★★★★★ Rated R / 102 Min.

D

rone warfare is becoming a hot topic in Hollywood movies and is no longer a CGI gimmick in action movies. The first time I can recall seeing a bomb-dropping drone in a Hollywood movie (not counting the Terminator films) was The Bourne Legacy. Now, with Gavin Hood’s Eye in the Sky and a handful of others, drone warfare has gone from being a cool action movie trope to a thematic device to hang a cautionary tale.

Helen Mirren stars as Col. Katherine Powell, a military officer who oversees a planned capture of a suspected terrorist hiding in Kenya. Powell observes the operation from her headquarters in London, while a soldier on the field (Oscar nominee Barkhad Abdi) gets in close with his flying drones, disguised as tiny insects. When it’s revealed that the individual they seek is planning a large scale bombing, the plan for capture is dropped in favor of a drone strike.

The problem: literally in the way of the planned assault is a little girl, selling bread close to the terrorist hideout. The

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question of collateral damage is brought up, then passed from various heads of state, many of whom don’t want to make the final decision to carry out or abort the mission. Powell, on the other hand, is more than willing to see a girl die if it means saving the lives of many.

It’s worth noting that the little Kenyan girl in question, named Alia, is the only character who is fleshed out. Powell has a brief introduction in her home but Alia is the key individual here, an obvious symbol of innocence that could potentially die on the battlefield. This is far from the only film to use a child as a symbol of war’s horrible toll on humanity (Schindler’s List also comes to mind). While using Alia as a catalyst for the bloodshed that could arrive is overly obvious, Eye in the Sky works as an exercise in suspense. It’s also the kind of movie you only see once, though it could be a favorite in college civics and military ethics courses.

If Mirren couldn’t play the role of Powell, the aged, no-nonsense and fiercely determined Colonel in charge, the movie might not have worked. In fact, the only actress who could presumably play the role as well would be Dame

Damn, U.S. foreign policy is scary

Judi Dench, but I digress. Mirren is quite good, though she’s played this sort of toughest-lady-in-the-room role many times before. The outstanding supporting performances stack high, as this is an ensemble piece and not a Mirren vehicle.

Aaron Paul of Breaking Bad has a nice turn as the controller of “the eye.”

His character must make an impossible decision in which the best case scenario is still awful. It’s nice to see Jeremy Northam in a strong role and the late, great Alan Rickman (to whom the film is dedicated) is outstanding as usual (his exit line is a killer).

Abdi, who played the Somali terrorist leader in Captain Phillips (he recited the immortal line, “I am your captain

now”) is exceptional here; he’s such an interesting actor and is given the film’s most engaging character and plot line.

Following his celebrated Tsotsi, Hood has had an unfairly difficult time establishing himself as a mainstream filmmaker. His X-Men Origins: Wolverine is unfairly derided in comic book circles, though its tortured existence is what gave us this year’s Deadpool (you’re welcome, comic book nerds). His Rendition and especially Ender’s Game are underrated depictions of military ethics and the need for protocol and a moral compass during war time. With his latest film, Hood once again fashions an entertaining film loaded with provocative scenes and discussion-worthy topics. ■

Film

by Alex Mitchell

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God’s Not Dead 2 -R- THU 11:00 12:00 1:35 2:35 4:10 5:10 7:00 7:50, FRI-SAT 12:00 1:35 2:35 4:10 5:10 7:00 7:50 10:30, SUN-THU 12:00 1:35 2:35 4:10 5:10 7:00 7:50.

I Saw The Light- R- THU 11:15 1:55 4:35 7:15, FRI-THU 11:00.

Eye In The Sky- R- THU 11:00 12:00 1:15 2:25 3:30 4:45 5:50 7:10 8:10, FRI 11:00 12:00 1:15 2:25 3:30 4:45 5:50 7:10 8:10 9:30 10:30, SAT 12:00 1:15 2:25 3:30 4:45 5:50 7:10 8:10 9:30 10:30, SUN-THU 11:00 12:00 1:15 2:25 3:30 4:45 5:50 7:10 8:10 9:30 10:30.

London Has Fallen- R- THU 2:10.

Deadpool-R- THU 11:50 4:30, FRI-SAT 9:40.

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The Boss-R- THU 7:50 10:00, FRI (11:50 12:20 2:20 2:50 4:50 5:20) 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20, SAT (11:50 12:20 2:20 2:50) 4:50 5:20 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20, SUN (11:50 12:20 2:20 2:50) 4:50 5:20 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20, MON (11:50 12:20 2:20 2:50 4:50 5:20) 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20, TUE-WED (11:50 12:20 2:20 2:50 4:50 5:20) 7:20 7:50 9:50 10:20.

Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice- PG132D THU 3:30 4:30 7:00 10:30, 3D 11:30 12:00 12:30 3:00 4:00 6:30 9:50 10:10, FRI (11:30 12:00 2:50 3:20) 6:10 7:10 9:30 10:10, SAT (11:30 12:00 2:50 3:20) 6:10 7:10 9:30 10:10, SUN (11:30 12:00 2:50 3:20) 6:10 7:10 9:30 10:10, MON (11:30 12:00 2:50 3:20) 6:10 7:10 9:30 10:10, TUE-WED (11:30 12:00 2:50 3:20) 6:10 7:10 9:30 10:10. 3D FRI-WED (12:50) 6:40.

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The Divergent Series: Allegiant- PG13- THU 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:20 10:00, FRI (11:30 1:50 4:40) 7:20 9:50, SAT (11:30 1:50) 4:40 7:20 9:50, SUN (11:30 1:50) 4:40 7:20 9:50, MON (11:30 1:50 4:40) 7:20 9:50, TUE-WED (11:30 1:50 4:40) 7:20 9:50.

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Lex Luthor (I think Wonder Woman shows up too for some reason). 151 min.

THE BOSS - R - Comedy - Melissa McCarthy plays a rich industrialist who goes to prison for insider trading, then tries to rebrand herself as a good citizen. 99 min.

THE DIVERGENT SERIES: ALLEGIANT– PART 1 - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Tris and Four must escape and learn the shocking truth of what’s beyond the wall that encircles Chicago (spoiler: it’s another movie). 121 min.

DEMOLITION - R - Comedy/Drama - A guy coping with the sudden death of his wife forms an unlikely bond with a vending machine company customer service rep. 100 min.

HARDCORE HENRY - R - Action/Adventure First-person POV flick about a guy who’s reborn with no memory and must stop a warlord from bioengineering super-soldiers. 96 min.

NOW PLAYING 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE - PG13 - Drama/SciFi - After getting into a wreck, a woman is held captive by two guys who say the world is under attack from chemical weapons. 105 min.

BATMAN V. SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Dramatization of the landmark Supreme Court case that concerned the limits of tort laws in the matter of defective capes. Kidding! It’s about Batman and Superman kind of fighting with

EYE IN THE SKY - R - Drama/War - A colonel has an international incident on her hands when a girl wanders into her counter-terrorist operation in Kenya. Stars Helen Mirren and the late Alan Rickman. SEe this week’s film review. 102 min.

GOD’S NOT DEAD 2 - PG - Drama/Science Fiction - Oh no! Evil school administrators are trying to destroy Jesus! Does one god-fearing teacher have the power to stop them? 121 min.

HELLO, MY NAME IS DORIS - R - Comedy/ Drama - Sally Field stars in this film about a 60ish woman who pursues a younger man. 95 min.

I SAW THE LIGHT - R - Music/Drama - A biographical look at country music legend Hank Williams. Stars Tom Hiddleston. 123 min.

MIRACLES FROM HEAVEN - PG - Drama A young girl with a terrible digestive disorder is suddenly cured after a bad accident. Stars Jennifer Garner. 109 min.

MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2 - PG13 Comedy - Nia Vardalos and her family returns for even larger Greek wedding. 94 min.

ZOOTOPIA - PG - Animation/Adventure - A fox that’s a fugitive con artist must team up with a bunny that’s a rookie cop to stop a conspiracy. Voices

by Ginnifer Goodwin and Jason Bateman. 108 min.

LAST CHANCE DEADPOOL - R - Action/Adventure - The foulmouthed merc with a mouth finally jumps from the comics to the big screen. Stars Ryan Reynolds and a bunch of other people. 108 min.

GODS OF EGYPT - PG13 - Fantasy - A gaggle of white actors portray Egyptian gods because Hollywood has apparently become stuck in 1932. 100 min.

LONDON HAS FALLEN - R - Action/Thriller - In this sequel to Olympus Has Fallen, Secret Service Agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) uncovers a plot to assassinate world leaders at a funeral. 99 min.

THE WITCH - R - Horror - Really bad stuff happens to a family in New England in the 1630s. 90 min.

GIRLS GUNS and GLORY FRI April 8 McCoy 7:30 pm

O‘ahu brothers’ Maui musical debut

RON ARTIS II & THUNDERSTORM

SAT April 9 7:30 pm McCoy Community experts in discussion on

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Shannon Kekahuna

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS PRIDE NIGHT GLBT - Thu. Head there for drinking and dancing with resident DJ Love. Proceeds will benefit the Maui AIDS Foundation and Maui Pride. $5. 10pm. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com PRESIDENT BROWN- Thu, Apr 7. Live from Jamaica! Check out reggae artist President Brown alongside The Lambsbread & The Next Generation Band, Marty Dread and DJ Irie Dole. Music starts at 10pm. $15 cover, 21+. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com MEZZANINE- Fri, Apr 8. Get down to some real house music on the North Shore this weekend. Featuring Marasco and DJ Trip. 21+, $5 before 10pm, $10 after. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com FLAT JACKSON & KIT KAT CLUB CABARET - Sat, Apr 9. Enjoy another late night in Paia with Flat Jackson and the Kit Kat Club Cabaret! $10 cover or $8 in Carnival Costume. 9pm. 21+. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com RON ARTIS II AND THUNDERSTORM - Sat. Apr 9. This local up-and-coming family of artists will showcase roots music, golden voices and moving songwriting. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org DJ IRIE DOLE - Wed. Enjoy late night reggae with DJ Irie Dole. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Performer Darren Lee makes it easy for you to relive the days of Blue Hawaii. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WILLIE K & THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 dinner and show, $25 show only.

Call for reservations. 6:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Get on board for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. 4:30pm. (Ma‘alaea Harbor); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org ‘AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN’ - Fri. Apr 8. Come enjoy a performance of “An evening with Mark Twain” by Rick Scheideman. With humor and wisdom Mark Twain shares aspects of his fascinating life including his time on Maui. $20.

6:30pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St, Lahaina); 808-276-4201; pioneerinn-maui.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Sat. Get on board for lots of fun, food

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and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. 4:30pm. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org ON THE SPOT THEATRE - Sun. Don’t miss this exciting night of improv! Their actors will take suggestions for improv scenes straight from the audience. Share in the excitement, drama and emotion. $5. 6:30pm. Proartspacific.com POWER UP COMEDY WITH CHINO LAFORGE - Tue. Stand up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage at Three’s Bar. 5:30pm.

Threes Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

MAUI FOODIE HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

HARVEST MENU - Thu. Apr 7. Seasonal specials with optional wine pairing, dine between 5:30pm to 6:30pm for a 20 percent savings on the Harvest (does not apply to wine pairings).

5:30pm. The Banyan Tree, (1 Ritz-Carton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com PROGRESSIVE MOJITO TASTING - Fri. Apr 8.

Enjoy live entertainment and giveaway prizes including dinner at the restaurant. Proceeds benefit Grow Some Good. $40. 5:30am. The Banyan Tree, (1 RitzCarton Dr., Kapalua); 808-665-7096; Ritzcarlton.com MAUI TASTEMAKERS SERIES - Fri. Apr 8. Join us to experience an unforgettable dining experience featuring five courses prepared by our Chefs. Chef de cuisine Gevin Utrillo and sushi chef Jin Hosono collaborate with the brew masters at Maui Brewing Co. to design a menu that accentuates the flavors in each craft beer that’s paired with their creations. $90. 5:30pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION Sun. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult, $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com COOKING WITHOUT BORDERS: THE RING OF FIRE - Tue. Apr 12. In collaboration with Japengo Chef de Cuisine Gevin Utrillo, Chef Vikram Vij will bring this cooking demo to life, highlighting his heritage and educating attendees on cooking with Indian spices. Interact with the recognized restaurateur and cookbook author, and taste his creations as he demonstrates his expertise in the kitchen. $25. 11am. Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234; Maui.hyatt.com MAUI NATIVE HAWAIIAN CHAMBER OF COMMERCE MEMBERSHIP DINNER - Tue. Apr 12. Maui County Council member Mike Victorino will be the featured speaker at this MNHCOC Dinner.

He will preview county and state political races in the November election, and discuss issues of concern for Maui citizens. The event includes a buffet dinner catered by Ho‘apili Ane. $20 for members paid in advance or $25 at the door. Non-members $30 at the door. Deadline for RSVPs is April 9. 5:30pm.

Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); 808-633-3079; Mnhcoc.org

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Maximum Millenium w/ DJ Blast, 9:30pm $5/$10

Joe Cano’s Birthday Bash, 10pm, $10

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm no cover

Mezzanine w/ Marasco & DJ Trip, 9:30pm $5/$10

Flat Jackson & Kit Kat Cabaret, 9pm $10 ($8 in Carnivale Costume)

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MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carrol 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON - Da Ukulele Boyz, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9

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Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

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Steve Craig 6-9pm SIN 9pm

MON & TUE-Bartenders Mix, WED- Louis & Lewis, 10pm

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MON-Karaoke Rick G 4-8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

Pride Night w/ DJ Love 10pm, $5 cover

Club Hard Rock, 10pm $5 cover

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny Q, 10pm, $8 cover

Evan Shulman, 8pm no cover

Howard Ahia & Friends, 8-11pm no cover

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COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

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atre, Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘THE NERD’- Fri. Apr 15. Directed by Sally Sefton and featuring: Dylan Bode, Laura Cole, Kyle Lane, Chris Rose, Anthony Rummel, Marsi Smith and Caleb Chargualaf. $22 kama’aina nights on Thursdays. $25. 7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com ‘LEGEND OF STEPPENWOLF’- Sat, Apr 16.

Steppenwolf rocked the 1970s with hits like “Born to be Wild” and “Magic Carpet Ride.” Their all star band includes keyboardist Goldy McJohn, Mike Stetzer on vocals and recent addition Glen Bui. Tickets are $49-$99. Enter to win free tickets at Mauitime.com. Show starts at 7:30pm. Lahaina Theatre. (878 Front St., Lahaina); Mauitheatre.com KING KAMEHAMEHA KOMEDY KLUB - Fri. Apr 22. The King Kamehameha Golf Club’s beautiful Waikapu Ballroom is the perfect venue for a night of side-splitting comedy. $75 Show with prime rib and seafood buffet, $40 show only. Reservations required. 6pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808-866-5025; Kamehamehagolf.com HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS - Sun. Apr 24.

Celebrating 90 years of providing smiles, sportsmanship and service to millions of people worldwide, the Harlem Globetrotters will bring their unrivaled family show back to Hawaii. After the game, Globetrotter stars sign autographs and take photos with fans. 3:30pm. War Memorial, (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-270-7389 DAVID BENOIT ‘2 IN LOVE’ - Fri. Apr 29. David Benoit, Grammy-nominated pianist, composer and conductor, will join Maui residents Phil and Angela Benoit. The evening will feature the silky voice of Angela as they perform songs from David’s new album 2 In Love. Phil, will add smooth guitar accompanied by a rhythm section of Maui all-stars.

Tickets are $35-45 (plus applicable fees). 7pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Wailuku); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org CHEECH & CHONG - Sat. Apr 30. Successful beyond their wildest dreams, the iconic comedy duo

Cheech and Chong defined an era with their hilariously irreverent, satirical, counter-culture, no-holds-barred comedy routines. The evening will also feature special guest Brian Evans. 5pm. Lahaina Civic Center, (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-4685.

CAZIMERO LEI DAY CONCERT - Sun. May 1.

Enjoy smooth showmanship, talent and graciousness of Robert Cazimero, with contemporary Hawaiian music and hula. Pre-show festivities include hula and music in the courtyard. Island crafters will be on hand with a selection of fragrant lei.

Tickets are $12-55 (plus applicable fees). 7pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI BREWER’S FESTIVAL - Sat. May 14.

The Maui Brewers Festival showcases dozens of craft beers from breweries around Hawaii and the rest of the country as well as scrumptious food from many of Maui’s fine chefs. 2pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org

ART SCENE EXHIBIT: ART MAUI 2016 - Thu. Apr 7. Art Maui continues to showcase the growing community of visual artists on Maui in their 38th annual juried community exhibit. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org WHALES AND WINTER MIGRATION - Thu. Apr 7. Explore Maui and the winter migration of humpback whales to Hawaii waters with photographer Douglas Jay Hoffman. 3pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr, Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay 2016 SOLO ARTIST EXHIBITION WITH MELISSA CHIMERA & GABRIELLE ANDERMAN - Thu. Apr 7. Melissa Chimera will present “Agents of Change” a series of mixed media works on linen about extinction, globalization, and our role as humans on these processes. Gabrielle Anderman will present “Being Here,” which explores the relationship to the present. Free. 5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com

Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

MON-Movies Games Music 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays/ Dance Music,10pm, WED-Wine Down & Bartender Mix,10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

SIN w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

WED- Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm $10 cover

LAHAINA LOCAL SHOWCASE - Thu. Apr 7.

Join us for this special event, benefiting the Lahaina Art Association, Art Education Program.

Showcase features Goin Left, The Henna Gallery, Sea Shore Couture Maui and Manakai Swimwear.

Please dress in professional attire and bring your business card for our Business Card Raffle. $40.

6:30pm. Down the Hatch, (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com WATERCOLOR PHOTO ARTIST, CHRIS LARSON - Fri. Apr 8. Chris will be displaying her work and creating new pieces. 1:30am. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Fri. Apr 8.

Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com ARTIST IAN HAIGHT - Fri. Apr 8. Ian Haight will be working on his beach and ocean wave-inspired paintings. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Apr 8. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit our gallery, for live music and mai tais while we showcase our artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers, (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com JAMES LYNCH - Mon, Apr 11. See works by this talented oil and pastel artist. 11am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com CHRISTINE WAARA - Mon. Apr 11. Come and meet Christine and watch her watercolor painting.

11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com LUANA KAMA - Tue. Apr 12. Luna finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on paper, her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 7 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT PACIFIC PRIMATE SANCTUARY - Thu. Apr 7. Currently seeking volunteers for Animal Caretakers, Support Staff, Office Assistant/Creative Project Development, and Groundskeeper/Handyperson.

8am. Pacific Primate Sanctuary Inc., (Haiku); 808-572-8089; Pacificprimate.org HUI O WAA KAULUA - Thu. Apr 7. Maui Celebrates 150th Year Jubilee of the Royal Order of Kamehameha I, featuring star navigation, a documentary film and a presentation. There will also be local crafts, food and live Hawaiian music. 5pm. Kamehameha Iki Park, (525 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4685 ‘PAWS’ FOR READING AT WAILUKU LIBRARY - Thu. Apr 7. Take a moment for reading with your keiki, or have your keiki read to an assistance dog. Reading to a therapy dog can help build a keiki’s reading confidence, strengthen literacy skills, and is a lot of fun.

For more information or to sign-up, call the library. Free. 3pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org WRITING CLASSES - Thu. Apr 7 - Thu. May 12. Jasmyne Boswell, author, teacher and coach is offering writing classes (memoir, fiction and nonfiction). Six-week sessions, $225+ G.E.T. tax (early reg. $195). 8am. Jasmyne Boswell, 808-268-5807; Jasmyneconsulting.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Halau Hula Kauluokala, under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero, is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives.

No fundraising, performance or protocol commitments. Must have knowledge of the hula basics–these are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm.

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MON, TUE & WED- Soundlab

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Brant Quick Beer Pong

MON-John Ness, TUE- John Grover, WED-John Ness

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Tori Dixon Band, 8-10pm

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JD& Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

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Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 6-9pm, no cover

Far West, 6-9pm

Codae Music, 7-10pm

Meryl & Brian, 7-10pm

Mimosa and Bloody Mary Bar, 8:30am

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

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Makai Jazz Group, 6:30pm

Soul Kitchen, 7-10pm

Gretchen Rhodes & Heartshakers, 8pm $10

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON-Joyce&Gord, TUE- Brenton Keith & his Bag O’ Tricks 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm, Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm

Juke Box, 10pm

Salsa Dancing w/Rafael, 10pm (upstairs), DJ Illz 10pm (downstairs)

DJ Kai, 10pm

Juke Box, 10pm

MON-Juke Box, 10pm, TUE- Raise The Roof w/ DJ Matt 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

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HAWAIIAN MUSIC - Fri. Apr 8. Maui Celebrates 150th Year Jubilee of the Royal Order of Kamehameha I. Enjoy Ki‘ho alu (slack key) and hula performances, then learn classic hula and music (Ulupalakua, Puamana, Waikoloa). There will be local crafts and food. 8am. Hale Nanea, (60 Amala Pl, Kahului)

MAUI MADE FESTIVAL - Sun. Apr 10. Featuring Hawaiian style entertainment and jazz. 9am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

UHMC MUSIC CLUB TO HOST OPEN MIC AND SONGWRITING CONTEST - Wed. Apr 13. Love to sing, play an instrument, slam poetry, do magic tricks, stand-up comedy, karaoke, act, dance or write songs?

Come perform or simply enjoy the talent that will be on display. The Music Club, in conjunction with the Hawai‘i Songwriter’s Festival, will also hold a songwriting contest at the Multi-Purpose room in the Pilina Building. 5pm.

University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu

SILENT AUCTION - Fri. Apr 8. A silent auction will benefit Soroptimist International of West Maui Scholarship Fund. Music, food and entertainment.

Bid on gift certificates for restaurants, hotel stays, beauty treatments, luaus, shows, art and more. Help improve the lives of women and girls through programs that lead to social and economic empowerment. 6pm. Lahaina Second Friday, (Front Street, Lahaina); Mauifridays.com COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Free. 1pm. Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park, (Kula); 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale KEIKI HULA PERFORMANCE - Fri. Come by to witness a true array of talents by our island’s keiki in their native hawaiian hula performance. 5pm. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Theoutletsofmaui.com

SATURDAY, APRIL 9 MALAMA MAUI NUI’S PROGRAM SUPPORT DAY - Sat. Apr 9. They need volunteers are interested in taking an active role in keeping Maui beautiful. Every second Saturday is dedicated to volunteer support in the maintenance of our programs, such as the household batteries recycling and paint exchange programs. 8am.

Malama Maui Nui Baseyard, (E. Camp 5 Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2524; MalamaMauiNui.org UA MAU KE EA: SOVEREIGNTY ENDURES Sat. Apr 9. Here’s a cultural enrichment workshop at the Bailey House Museum. Free. 9am. Bailey House Museum, Hale Hoikeike, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Gentle yoga, all levels of experience welcome. On the grass under the Monkey Pod tree, between the two tennis courts. During practice, we view the ocean and sometimes whales and rainbows appear. Taught by certified yoga teachers Sandy Callender, 808-214-2766 or Gylian Solay, 808-344-8068 Senior discount's available. 7:30am. Waipulani Park, (S. Kihei Rd, Kihei)

BOOMVANGERS - Sun. Apr 10. The Boomvangers are the auxiliary group of the Lahaina Yacht Club. Activities benefit LYC programs and the local community.

The ongoing programs raise monies for scholarships, Jr. Sailing Programs and Keiki Christmas. Be prepared to find some great gifts while supporting West Maui Keiki. Free. 12pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com FREE ZUMBA - Sun. Apr 10. At Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, APRIL 11 STORY OF HAWAII - Mon. Watch Bryant Neal as he combines history, geography and cartography of the Hawaiian Islands to create an educational and entertaining experience. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show with Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, APRIL 12 PANIOLO: PRESERVING THE CRAFT - Tue. Apr 12.

Learn the history and unique crafts of the Hawaiian cowboy with whip-cracking demo and display of Hawaiian saddles by artisan Gretchen Cardoso. Free. 10:30am.

Bailey House Museum, Hale Hoikeike, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org TALK STORY AND HULA LESSONS WITH KAHU DANE MAXWELL AND ‘OHANA - Tue. Visitors will have an extraordinary opportunity to hear from the Aquarium’s Hawaiian Cultural Advisor Kahu Dane Maxwell and ‘Ohana as they conduct a talk story session and hula lesson at the end of the Open Ocean Exhibit. Schedule is subject to change.

11:45am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

COOKING WITHOUT BORDERS - Wed. Apr 13.

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Explore your dark side. You’re often quite eager to be the perpetual kid; always happy and playful and silly. But you have dark depths and slightly scary hungers that you rarely, if ever, explore. Don’t shy away from them now. That’s a source of your power–denying it can only damage your health and vitality in the long run. Remember there’s a difference between being careful and just being scared. Be as careful as you ought to be, but don’t let fear keep you from really getting down to what’s what.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

In the window of the hair and nail salon, seven glittering ceramic hands claw the air. The receptionist has such lengthy, curled nails on her fingers that she can barely pick up the phone. This reminds me of your current predicament. In your effort to show off or display some useless aspect of yourself, you’ve severely handicapped your ability to do things. May I suggest some metaphorical nail clippers? The distorted and narrow beauty you may lose will be far outweighed by the healthy and balanced gorgeousness that will emerge in its place.

likely, staring dreamily into the doe-like eyes of your current crush. Lest you sink forever into a pit of mushy sentimentality, consider this: Remember when you used to completely trash anyone who acted this silly and gaga? Well, payback’s a bitch, sweetie. For your evil ridicule, you’ll suffer. But you’ll also discover, to your probable surprise and delight, how completely ineffective derision is to one in your situation. So enjoy your karmic retribution, on every level it comes to you.

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It’s full-on spring, and that means spring cleaning–of your life, not necessarily your apartment. If there’s someone who needs to be cut off–and there is–do it now, and don’t look back. It sounds harsh, but a clean break with a bad influence is ultimately a good thing, especially when your alternatives are messy loose ends, muddled conclusions, and exhausting ongoing negativity. Don’t shy away from doing what’s necessary.

The situation’s come to this choice: leave your “victim” a soft heart with one long, clean scar, or one toughened and calloused from a myriad of smaller hurts?

(And by the way, don’t get high-and-mighty about this; I never said the bad influence was the other guy.)

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Love and/or money are apt to come from out of the way places this week, odd locations and situations where you’d never guess. Cast your line into waterfalls and eddies where you’ve never been. One word of caution: this is all cool and exciting, but be careful not to push it. You’re also likely to meet a handful of seemingly interesting prospects who’ll amount to nothing that important in your life. In other words, don’t enthuse too much about the first nibble you get on whatever you put out there. It could be the big fish, or it could just be the beginning of a good day of fishing.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Crabs like to edge around things. Their preferred movement is from side to side. Scuttling quickly to the left or right is a smart way to avoid conflict, to see things differently than the rest of the human race, and to make yourself hard to pin down. For one week, though, would you consider a direct approach? This week demands that you charge full speed ahead, and leap with all your faith and strength. It’s the only way you’ll clear the vast philosophical chasm ahead of you, and reach the revelation that lies on the other side. Or if you can’t break your sidling habit, you can continue to linger in the dubious safety of doubt. Your choice.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Unlike the other two fire signs, Sagittarians tend to avoid positions of authority. Being of a non-hierarchical nature, members of your tribe are happy to coordinate an activity, lead an expedition, or direct a valuable import business, as long as it’s reasonable and practical for them to do so. Should someone more enthusiastic or capable come along, Sags are only too happy–nay, relieved–to yield up the responsibility.

While I applaud your lack of hubris, you must admit: you are sometimes too eager to deliver up the burden of your responsibilities. Can you hold onto this one for a while, since it promises a doorway to a greater freedom than you’ve known in at least a year?

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Just as you were squashing the rebellion, another surprise attack threw you off-kilter. Leos are not fond of unpleasant surprises, or attacks on their personal territory. To console you in your bitterness, I call into effect the Law of Balances. The offensive news of last week will be tempered by some equally good news this week, like the discovery in the palace cellar of an ancient and magical weapon that promises to keep your enemies at bay for some time to come.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Modern fertility drugs have made instances of twins much more common than ever before. Imagine being gifted with six more babies than you’d planned for. Even with your phenomenal skills at balancing, cooperation, and juggling, dealing with that many new responsibilities is way more than you can handle right now. Fortunately, you have an option most parents of septuplets don’t consider: choosing which of your new burdens you’ll actually take care of. If you absolutely can’t make up your mind, at least follow the examples of new parents: Get help.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You’re a sleek, road-hugging racecar, your powerful engine thrumming in neutral as you prepare for your forceful sprint to the finish line. Or perhaps that rumble is the deep, quiet growl of you as cheetah, your lean, muscled body lying low to the ground–just at the moment you spot your prey. This is a good week to slowly creep into the best possible position, muscles bunched and tensed, patiently awaiting the right moment to spring into the rapid pursuit that could mean life or death for someone. Have a care, though; this week doesn’t promise victory, only a wild and exhilarating chase.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

According to my Vibe-o-meter, your readings register as curiously pure, more like the innocent, radiant quality of a young kid than a full-grown adult. You’re dangerously free of cynicism, bitterness, or sarcasm.

I say dangerously free, because trusting as a child in the garden of Eden trusts, while living in the wilder jungle of real life, can be a sketchy practice. I’m not worried about you, though–you’re tough. What are you going to do, though, with this abundance of goodwill and energy? There are a lot of people who are worse off than you; consider them. Could now be the time to actually do something to help another person out, in some significant and long-term way?

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