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WEED WARS (Note: The following letters and comments represent some of those submitted in response to our Mar. 10, 2016 cover story “Don Shearer has been a drug warrior for 30 years–Now he wants to open a medical marijuana dispensary.”)

Mahalo for exposing this infuriating travesty! Seriously give me a break! He can’t possibly be allowed to do that!

Don Shearer wants to sell Marijuana, so he can now profit from the same folks who he spent years profiting from criminalizing and ruining their lives. How despicable it would be if this man is granted a license!

I will personally initiate a massive social media campaign, and round up everyone I can to boycott and picket in front of his dispensary with huge signs alerting the public that the owner of this shop is (or was) a DEA agent who took great pride in and profited from destroying many innocent, tax paying citizens & friends lives!

-Fred Spanjaard, via email

Even hypocrites need to make a living!

-Joe Ritter, via Facebook

is over I’ll gladly raise a glass to Don and his team... although at this time I dislike much of what he admits they’ve been doing here for decades.

Prohibitionists have destroyed much of what was beautiful about Hawaii back in the day. They’ve driven many people into poverty, the meth epidemic, homelessness, crime and worse while enriching themselves.

Now they even get to apply for dispensaries when felons are denied access to apply.

“We the people” sadly waste so much of our power when we could have had legal Cannabis long ago by doing basic citizen’s work together. Silence = consent and “We the people” have been way too silent for way too long. I hope this revealing article wakes people up to take more positive actions in the future.

Here’s to much better days ahead.

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We are safe, we are loved and all is well.

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That guy should NOT be considered for the dispensary. I will boycott and spread the word. Grateful meds my ass. Hateful meds. Unscrupulous on many levels -Zorg, via Mauitime.com

He will never get a dime from me.

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Good lord lighten up people. The people that were growing earlier were breaking the law especially those that were growing on land owned by someone else. He was doing a job, big deal. Now the state wants in on the business and so does Don, so what?

Calm down and go smoke your weed.

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On Mar. 17, business reporter Howard Dicus said on Hawaii Public Radio that one state legislator had taken the side of the Air Line Pilots Association in their ongoing dispute with Hawaiian Airlines, and had even issued a press release asserting that.

Though Dicus didn’t name the legislator in his report, the legislator is from Maui. Who is the legislator?

A. Sen. Roz Baker B. Sen. J. Kalani English C. Rep. Kaniela Ing D. Rep. Angus McKelvey E. Rep. Lynn DeCoite

In the state budget that just passed the Hawaii House of Representatives, Maui County gets $484.4 million in Capital Improvement Project funding, according to a Mar. 17 House press release.

Which of the following projects is NOT on the press release’s list of funded items?

A. $200.7 million for a new Maui Community Correctional Center B. $13.5 million for Honoapiilani Highway widening from Maalaea and Lahainaluna Road to Launiupoko C. $4.3 million for a new septic tank at the State Office Building in Wailuku D. $2 million for work at Maui Raceway Park E. $150,000 for a new portable bathroom complex at Kahului Harbor

3. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service recently held two open houses (in Lahaina and Kahului) about methods to “control and eradicate” which invasive species?

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Earth Science and Technology, he told us his research indicated that climate change’s effects would happen faster and to a greater degree than most people realized (see “University of Hawaii Professor Richard Zeebe says climate change will be more severe than scientists originally thought,” Aug. 15, 2013).

But on Mar. 21, UH sent out a press release on a new study co-authored by Zeebe in the journal Nature Geoscience is even scarier.

“Their findings suggest humans are releasing carbon about 10 times faster than during any event in the past 66 million years,” states the news release.

Zeebe and his fellow researchers were able to “determine the duration of the onset of an important past climate event, the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum, PETM for short, 56 million years ago,” according to the news release. This allowed them to make a startling finding.

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The people who brought you the SHAKA Movement may have moved on from GMOs these days, but the U.S. Congress is discussing GMO labeling. Specifically, a recent bill from Republicans (who in theory prefer state’s rights over federal control) to squash a recent Vermont law that mandated labeling foods that contain GMOs (the so-called “DARK Act”). This didn’t sit well with U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono, D–Hawaii.

“As a longtime advocate for consumer choice, I support a mandatory federal label that will allow families in Hawaii and across the country to make more informed decisions about the foods they choose to buy,” said Hirono in a Mar. 16 news release. “I opposed Senator [Pat] Roberts’ proposal because it would override state labeling laws and prevent states from being able to take future action on the issue without requiring a strong federal alternative. I look forward to considering alternative proposals that empower consumers.”

That bill failed, 48-49. Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, D–Hawaii’s 2nd District, took an even harder line on the bill.

“The Senate’s vote against the DARK Act this week is a victory for American consumers, and a significant roadblock to big food corporations who are opposed to transparency for the American people,” Gabbard said in a Mar. 18 news release. “But make no mistake–this fight is not yet over. Until labeling of our food is mandatory, as it is in 64 other countries around the world, these companies and special interest groups will continue to try and strip away years of progress in food labeling laws made by states across the country in order to keep the American people in the dark. I call upon my colleagues to pass the Genetically Engineered Food Right-to-Know Act, and its companion bill in the Senate (S.511), to give American consumers and families the right to make transparent, informed decisions about their health and safety.”

The SHAKA Movement’s antiGMO voter initiative worked so well that the group’s organizers are now cooking up two new bills. If you’ll recall your recent history, SHAKA got a bill prohibiting Monsanto from growing genetically modified organisms (GMOs) on Maui approved for the 2014 ballot (a historic first!), then inspired thousands of residents who don’t seem to have previously shown any political interest to vote for the measure (quite possibly by convincing them that the bill would ban pesticides on Maui, even though the actual initiative did no such thing). The measure passed, but court challenges soon rendered it moot, then threw it out entirely, ruling that it wrongfully preempted state law.

The two new measures, which come courtesy of a new organization called the Community Farmland Council (which includes SHAKA organizers Bruce Douglas and Dr. Lorrin Pang), are not GMO-related.

But if they pass (and are held up by the courts, of course), they will radically change Maui’s political and economic landscape.

The first measure, called the Community Organic Farmland Initiative, seeks to convert the island’s acreage currently dedicated to sugarcane (read: Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar lands) into “public agricultural parks.” The measure would call on the county to use eminent domain to buy the lands “at fair market value” (which would just about be the first time eminent domain has ever paid anything more than pennies on the dollar to property owners). “[O]f coarse [sic] these sugarcane lands should be owned just as the beaches, for the good of everyone, and taken care of and preserved for the health of future generations,” Pang is quoted as saying in a Mar. 18 Community Farmland Council email.

Given that HC&S has already announced that they’re ceasing all sugarcane production by the end of this year and will embark on

“diversified agriculture,” it’s hard to know how this measure will inspire residents.

Then there's the second measure. Called The District Voting Charter Amendment, that measure institutes “districtvoting” to the Maui County Council.

“This would amend the Maui County Charter to change the way county council members are voted into office from the current at-large voting system to a 9 individual district voting system,” states the Mar. 18 press release. “The law sets up a commission to divide Maui County into 9 district[s] of equal population with public input.

Given that the county’s current council districts had widely disparate populations, countywide voting made sense. But while redrawing the nine districts so their resident populations are about equal looks great on paper, but may make for some pretty funky looking borders.

Red clay band in deep-sea sediment cores marks the onset of the PETM

In any case, the organization will have to gather tens of thousands of signatures over the next couple of months if they want to get the measures on the November 2016 ballot. For more information, check out Mauicommunityfarmland.org.

UH RESEARCHER HAS SCARY NEWS When we last caught up with Richard Zeebe, a professor at the University of Hawaii at Manoa’s School of Ocean and

Overheard “We go five feet and fall. We go five feet and fall. After a few minutes of that, you’re done.”

“The rate of carbon release during the PETM was determined to be much smaller than the current input of carbon to the atmosphere from human activities,” stated the news release. “Carbon release rates from human sources reached a record high in 2014 of about 37 billion metric tons of CO2. The researchers estimated the maximum sustained carbon release rate during the PETM had to be less than 4 billion metric tons of CO2 per year–about one-tenth the current rate.”

This means the climate change researchers are observing now is potentially the worst such event in the last 66 million years.

“Everyone is focused on what happens by 2100,” Zeebe said in the news release. “But that’s only two generations from today. It’s like: If the world ends in 2100 we’re probably OK! But it’s very clear that over a longer timescale there will be much bigger changes.”

How big is he talking about? Here’s the last line of the journal article’s abstract, which should give you some idea: “Also, future ecosystem disruptions are likely to exceed the relatively limited extinctions observed at the PETM.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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ane Sanders, the wife of U.S. Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, toured Maui on Monday, Mar. 22. After visiting the Pioneer Mill, she arrived at the Mill House in Waikapu at 6:30pm sharp.

She spoke for about an hour and a half, talking about her and her husband’s views on many subjects such as GMOs, why her husband is running for President, climate change and continuing the political revolution.

“I’m really pleased to be here representing Bernie,” she said to applause. “I like him, too.”

There were about 200 people present, mostly a mix of young people and seniors. There was a long line to get in, and once in everyone got a blue wristband, kind of like when you go to a water park. Richard Maele DeLeon, who is running for the County Council seat representing South Maui, gave a Hawaiian greeting to Jane Sanders. “[Bernie Sanders] and I talked about him running for President way back in February, March, and I was a little reticent,” Jane said. “He made it very clear that his concern is that too much power is resting in the hands of too few people and it’s the people on top and the lobbyists in Washington that are not only making the decisions but they’re also determining what can be discussed… His feeling was that we either have to give up or show up and for him that meant running for President. His

feeling is that we need to create a government of the people, by the people, for the people.”

Jane also talked about her husband’s views on agriculture. “Bernie is very committed to dealing with the issues of climate change,” she said. “And I know Hawaii is leading our nation in this.

Agriculture is extremely important. I understand that in Hawaii, 80 percent of the food that you consume is being imported, which seems odd… Bernie has been a real friend to the family farmer, in our state and in our nation, so he’ll work very hard to try to help you with sustainable agriculture, agrotourism and any number of things but away from the GMOs.” On the matter of her husband’s political popularity, Jane spoke of Sanders’ campaign as something approaching a revolution. “This election is not just about voting [ Sanders] in for President,” she said. “We want that and it would move everything forward so much quicker. It’s also about building a movement, building a political revolution. So if he’s elected as President, or even if he isn’t, we have to keep this going. We have to keep people engaged.”

Katie McMillan and Arianna Feinberg organized the event. The Hawaii Democratic Party’s Presidential Preference Poll takes place on Saturday, Mar. 26 at 1pm.■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Merriman’s Culinary Scholarship will expand to students studying culinary arts on the islands of Maui and Kauai starting in the 2016-2017 school year.

Merriman’s Culinary Scholarship, started

by Chef Peter Merriman in 2000, has provided funds for students entering or continuing in the field of Culinary Arts on Hawaii Island. The scholarships are awarded annually based on applicant’s outstanding qualities, passion for the field and financial need. Now with Merriman’s Restaurants on Maui and Kauai, the scholarship will extend to candidates at University of Hawaii colleges on Maui, Kauai and Hawaii Island starting in 2016.

“It’s been our honor to help over 46 Hawaii Island students attend culinary school, something that might not have otherwise been available to them,” said Merriman. “We are excited [to] now extend this scholarship to deserving students in Maui and Kauai as well.”

Teresa Shurilla, Culinary Arts Program Coordinator at University of Hawaii Maui College (UHMC), said it is always beneficial for the students to have opportunities such as Merriman’s Scholarships to help them strive toward success. “We are excited to partner

SKYLINE AND TRILOGY’S BLUE ‘AINA CAMPAIGN DONATE TO PACIFIC CANCER FOUNDATION Skyline Eco-Adventures recently presented a $1,000 check to the Pacific Cancer Foundation on Maui in support of the nonprofit’s work with cancer patients, families and survivors. The money was raised by Trilogy Sailing’s Blue ‘Aina campaign, with Skyline as the corporate sponsor of the campaign’s recent reef clean-up.

Fifty volunteers participated in the reef clean up off Mala ramp outside of Lahaina to support the Blue’Aina campaign. The day’s event was catered by Diamond Resorts on Maui and crewed by Trilogy Sailing.

The object of Trilogy’s Blue ‘Aina campaign is to clean up and maintain Maui’s reefs, educate the community, and raise money for nonprofits. Trilogy and The Surfrider Foundation say they are committed to cleaning 12 reefs in 12 months.

Together, their efforts target reefs in distress between South Maui and the Westside, along with an annual event on Lanai. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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PBS Hawaii Presents will air a 30-minute film on Thursday, Mar. 31 at 8pm that follows mental health clients and their advocates through the Haleakala Crater in search of clarity and relief from social stigma. The film, Haleakala–A Trek for Dignity, was directed by mental health client Don Lane and produced by Tom Vendetti, PhD, an established documentary filmmaker.

“Don and I made Haleakala–A Trek for Dignity as a part of a social movement to help rid stigma around the topic of mental illness and to demonstrate that those with mental illness are capable of extraordinary achievements,” said Vendetti, who is also Clinical Supervisor of Mental Health Kokua’s Maui offices.

Lane, who has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder, said he wants to speak to other people that may be experiencing mental illness and let them know that they are not alone. “People need to see that recovery is possible given the opportunity,” Lane said.

Mental Health Kokua’s CEO Greg Payton said MHK was proud to support the documentary. “It symbolizes the resiliency of the human spirit,” Payton said about the film; MHK also is an associate producer of the film and a driving force that allowed the film to become a reality.

Mental Health Kokua was founded in 1973 as a non-profit, Hawaii corporation, in which the mission is to assist people with mental health and related challenges, to achieve optimum recovery and functioning in the community.

million grant program to increase students’ readiness for college and careers.

Gov. David Ige announced the STEM Education Programs initiative in January in partnership with Project Lead The Way (PLTW) and USA Funds as part of an effort to build the state’s innovation economy and workforce; PLTW is a nonprofit organization that provides a transformative learning experience for K-12 students and teachers across the U.S.; USA Funds is a nonprofit corporation that supports Completion With a Purpose, building a more purposeful path for America’s students to and through college and on to rewarding careers and successful lives.

The multi-million dollar funding enables each school to implement PLTW high school programs in PLTW’s computer science, engineering and biomedical science pathways. Grant funds cover expenses such as program fees, teacher training at the University of Hawaii–West Oahu, and classroom equipment and supplies.

“We are extremely grateful to USA Funds for making it possible for schools in Hawaii to implement PLTW’s programs,” said Rex Bolinger, senior vice president and chief development officer. “PLTW programs empower students to develop the knowledge and transportable skills they need to thrive in our advancing, high-tech economy.”

By 2017, Hawaii is projected to need 16,000 more workers with STEM skills each year, but the state currently ranks 47th in the number of STEM-related degrees awarded per 100,000 residents.

Dozens of additional Hawaii high schools will have the opportunity to implement PLTW programs after the organization opens a second round of grant requests from Hawaii schools this fall.

“We look forward to thousands of additional students being prepared for highpaying jobs in high-demand STEM fields in Hawaii’s growing innovation economy,” said Carol D’Amico, USA Funds executive vice president, National Engagement and Philanthropy. “USA Funds is delighted

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with Peter Merriman and Merriman’s Restaurants,” Shurilla said. “The faculty at UHMC, along with industry partners like Merriman’s, create a true atmosphere of help and support.”

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News Of The Weird TAKE THAT, PORTLAND! Seattle’s ambitious Office of Arts & Culture has allocated $10,000 this year to pay a poet or writer to create a work while present on the city’s Fremont Bridge drawbridge. The office’s deputy director told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer in January that the city wants to encourage “public art” and that the grant will oblige the recipient to create a work of prose or poetry from the bridge’s Northwest tower, to help the people of Seattle understand the function of art in the city. (The artist will not be “in residence,” for the tower has no running water.)

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NEW WORLD ORDER Exasperated, Columbia County (Pennsylvania) District Judge Craig Long felt the need to post a sign outside his courtroom in January informing visitors that they should not wear pajamas to court. However, even Judge Long acknowledged that his admonition was not enforceable and that he was merely trying to encourage minimal standards.

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The roadside billboard giant Clear Channel Outdoor Americas announced in February that it would soon be recording the cellphone locations of drivers who pass the company’s signs in 11 cities in order to give advertisers more information on how to pitch products to people with those particular travel patterns and behaviors. Clear Channel asserts that no individual identifications would be sought, but privacy advocates fret about potential abuses, and even a Clear Channel executive acknowledged that the program “does sound a bit creepy.” (On the other hand, as Clear Channel pointed out to The New York Times, cellphone users’ locations and characteristics are already being extensively monitored by advertisers.)

THIS WEEK IN CANNABIS SUPPOSITORIES “Medical” marijuana will take on a new meaning soon if the Food and Drug Administration approves Foria Relief cannabis vaginal suppositories for relieving menstrual pain (from the California company Foria).

Currently, the product is available only in California and Colorado, at $44 for a four-pack.

The company claims the inserts are targeted to the pelvic nerve endings, but International Business Times, citing a gynecologist-blogger, noted that the only studies on the efficacy of Foria Relief were done on the uteruses of rats.

THE UNUSUAL SUSPECTS A then-married couple, both graduates of elite California law schools, were convicted of felonies and went to jail briefly two years ago for a criminal scheme inexplicably tawdry–and in February 2016 lost a resultant civil lawsuit for $5.7 million to the scheme’s victim. A woman at their child’s school had referred to the lawyers’ son as “slow,” enraging Kent Easter (University of California at Berkeley) and then-wife, Jill (UCLA), who retaliated by planting drugs and paraphernalia in Kelli Peters’ car and then, a man identified via circumstantial evidence as Kent (with an accent as if from India), called in a DUI tip to police, resulting in Peters’ arrest.

According to Peters, neither perpetrator has ever expressed remorse, and although Kent admitted to “stupidity,” he now complains that Peters does not deserve her windfall (like a “Powerball winner,” he said).

HOW PORN SAVES WHALES The online-pornography colossus Pornhub’s charity fundraising promotion during February benefited the Moclips Cetological Society (“Save the Whales”) in honor of World Whale Day on Feb. 13. Its news release celebrated whales’ sexuality–that they, like humans, do not limit their horniness to procreation. The company said it would, from Feb. 8 to Feb. 29, donate a penny for every 2,000 videos played on its ubiquitous free websites. (That offer might appear modest, but a Seattle Post-Intelligencer reporter noted, over the first two days, the world’s porn consumers had played 532 million videos–earning the charity $2,660.)

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t’s not the trash fire that marks this year’s Republican Party effort to pick a presidential candidate, but the race to be the 2016 Democratic Party nominee is anything but dull. While the Republicans knock each other over as to who can get the most votes by playing up racist fears against minorities, Muslims and Mexico, Democrats Hillary Clinton (former First Lady, Senator and Secretary of State) and Bernie Sanders (current U.S. Senator from Vermont) are battling it out over which one has better reforms for college tuition, banking and energy policy.

Clinton currently leads Sanders in the delegate count (1,214 pledged delegates to Sanders’ 911, at press time), but he’s by no means out of the race. In fact, Sanders doesn’t have to win the nomination to enact change–

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his mere presence, and that of the thousands and thousands of people voting for him–are more than enough impetus to pull Clinton even further to the left of the political spectrum, should she be the eventual nominee.

In any case, Hawaii Democrats will get their say in the state party’s Presidential Preference Poll at 1pm on Saturday, Mar. 26 (go to Hawaiidemocrats.org to find your polling place).

It’s like a caucus, but uses a secret ballot, and you have to be a registered Democrat to take part (you can register at your polling site).

Doing a full comparison between Clinton and Sanders would fill a book, but here are 20 things I thought might help make the choice a bit clearer.

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What many people don’t realize is that on a lot of rather important issues, Clinton and Sanders are advocating

the same things. They both want to see equal pay, universal pre-kindergarten and paid family leave. They both oppose the infamous Citizens United court decision and want more SuperPAC disclosure. They both support the DREAM Act for immigration reform and oppose both the Keystone Pipeline and the Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP). In fact, FiveThirtyEight says during the two years when both Clinton and Sanders were in the U.S. Senate, they voted the same way 93 percent of the time.

caucuses–and, thus, pledged delegates–than Sanders. It doesn’t mean Sanders has lost, though it does mean he has to start winning races, many of which dole out their delegates proportionally, by pretty substantial margins.

Even Sanders’ recent “historic” win in Michigan only netted him seven more delegates than Clinton, according to the Associated Press. His recent wins in Idaho and Utah are encouraging, but only netted him an additional 41 pledged delegates.

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Sanders, though not trailing by a huge margin, has a tough fight ahead of him. The reason isn’t because the party’s infamous “superdelegates” are already in Clinton’s pocket (in reality, superdelegates can alter their support–as they did in 2008). No, the reason is that Clinton has been winning more primaries and

Sanders is doing exceptionally well with young Democrats (especially those under 29, according to FiveThirtyEight), while Clinton’s supporters skew a bit older. There are many explanations for this, but some of which might simply be that young people tend to be more radical in their views about everything.

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need new rules on the allowable use of force.”

But both candidates support police body cameras and oppose private prisons.

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Clinton has major backing in Hawaii from the kinds of interest groups and organizations that historically make up the Democratic Party here. Prominent, powerful Japanese-American leaders support her (like former Hawaii Governor George Ariyoshi, who said “Hillary Clinton has shown time and again she is committed to breaking down the barriers that hold us back and to making a real difference in people’s lives.”) Recently, nearly a hundred prominent Filipino-Americans in Hawaii gave her the nod, including former Hawaii Governor Ben Cayetano.

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Also, both U.S. Senators Mazie Hirono and Brian Schatz, as well as U.S. Rep. Mark Takai of Honolulu, have endorsed Clinton. “Hillary Clinton’s record of addressing climate change, protecting the environment and promoting clean energy as well her personal connections to Hawaii and the Pacific led to my endorsement of her presidential candidacy,” Sen. Schatz said in a Mar. 17 statement released by the Clinton campaign.

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Much has been made of Clinton’s distant past as a Republican activist (specifically, she was a “Goldwater Girl” campaigning for right-wing Senator Barry Goldwater) in 1964, but Sanders only became a Democrat last year. Indeed, Sanders has been running as an Independent since 1980s, when his political career began.

Though he usually caucuses with the Democrats, Sanders has been an Independent in Congress dating back to his first win in 1990.

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Clinton is clearly not a political animal like her husband, former President Bill Clinton. This can be a good thing, but it also means that sometimes Clinton just says stupid things, like when Nancy Reagan died recently. For reasons known only to her, Clinton praised Reagan for drawing attention to AIDS, when, in fact, Reagan and her husband famously ignored the dreadful disease, even as it was killing thousands of Americans.

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Though Clinton apologized for her comments a few days after she spoke (“While the Reagans were strong advocates for stem cell research and finding a cure for Alzheimer’s disease, I misspoke about their record on H.I.V. and AIDS,” she said. “For that, I’m sorry.”), this kind of thing has happened before. In fact, 20 years ago she favorably referenced a now-discredited theory about urban crime that was little more than racism directed against African-Americans. “They are often the kinds of kids that are called ‘superpredators,’ “Clinton said in a 1996 speech about crime. “No conscience, no empathy, we can talk about why they ended up that way, but first we have to bring them to heel.”

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But she apparently doesn’t feel that way today. Challenged on that statement at a campaign event a few weeks ago by a young AfricanAmerican activist, Clinton refused to apologize.

But when The Washington Post asked her for a comment on the event and her old assertion, she issued a statement saying she regretted using those words. “Looking back, I shouldn’t have used those words, and I wouldn’t use them today,” Clinton told the paper.

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Clinton is generally more hawkish than Sanders. On Afghanistan, for instance, Sanders wants a complete pull-out of U.S. troops while Clinton would keep a few thousand troops in the war (she also famously supported the Iraq War, at least initially).

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But Sanders is not a dove. In fact, he’s not even a true “socialist,” which is his preferred way of explaining his ideology. A Feb. 8 Daily Beast story outlined Sanders’ love for the ruinously expensive and most likely useless F-35 fighter jet, and quoted numerous actual socialist publications that despise him. “He behaves more like a technofascist disguised as a liberal, who backs all of President Obama’s nasty little wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Pakistan, Somalia, and Yemen,” Thomas Naylor wrote in the leftist journal Counterpunch. “Since he always ‘supports the troops,’ Sanders never opposes any defense spending bill.

He stands behind all military contractors who bring much-needed jobs to Vermont.”

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Sanders opposes the use of coal for energy, and at first, Clinton did too–even to the point of boasting that her plan would “put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business.”

But then West Virginia Democrats howled in protest, and Clinton issued a statement a few days later saying that “coal will remain part of the energy mix for years to come.”

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Sanders wants to bring back the U.S. Banking Act of 1933.

Popularly known as the GlassSteagall Act, it prevented big banks from acting as investment firms and was dumped in 1999. Clinton, who has long been derided for her cozy ties to Wall Street (in 2015, she infamously and incredibly invoked the 9/11 terrorist attacks during a debate when needled

by Sanders over the contributions she’s taken from big banks and investment firms) opposes

This isn’t to say that Clinton just wants to let Wall Street run wild.

She has called for more regulation and taxation of Wall Street firms–moderate moves, to be sure, especially considering that Sanders has called for the outright breaking up of the big financial institutions.

On Social Security, Clinton wants to protect it, while Sanders wants to expand it.

Then there’s marijuana. Sanders has said he’s fine with letting the states decide whether to legalize it (basically, what’s going on right now), while Clinton rejects straight legalization in favor of lessening the criminal penalties associated with it. Neither candidate has advocated complete legalization at the federal level. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

HAWAII’S SUPERDELEGATES Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are competing on Mar. 26 for Hawaii’s 24 pledged delegates. But the state also has 10 superdelegates, some of which have already picked a candidate.

The history of the party’s superdelegates only goes back to the 1980s or so. Party leaders like them because it grants them a great deal of authority over nominee selection. But their ultimate commitment is never absolute– especially this early in the campaign.

Here’s a list of Hawaii’s superdelegates, as well as who’ve they’ve endorsed (or if they’re still uncommitted): • Tulsi Gabbard (Sanders) • Mazie Hirono (Clinton) • Brian Schatz (Clinton) • Mark Takai (Clinton) • David Ige (Uncommitted) • Shan Tsutsui (Clinton) • Jadine Nielsen (Clinton) • Stephanie Ohigashi (Uncommitted) • Doug Pyle (Uncommitted) • Russell Okata (Uncommitted)

Of course, Sanders can be racially insensitive, too. During a recent Democratic debate in Flint, Michigan, Sanders seemed to say that whites can have racial “blind spots” because they “don’t know what it’s like to be living in a ghetto.You don’t know what it’s like to be poor.” To equate being African-American with living in poverty is of course outrageous. Sanders attempted to apologize, but even that was problematic.

“What I meant to say, is when you talk about ghettos, traditionally what you’re talking about is African-American communities,” he said.

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One of only a handful of sitting congressional representatives, Rep. Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii’s 2nd District (and a major in the Hawaii Army National Guard) endorsed Sanders. In fact, she resigned from her position in the Democratic National Committee when she did so (it wasn’t a popular move there, as you might guess).

Her reasoning stemmed from Sanders’ noninterventionist foreign policy. “We need a Commander in Chief who has foresight and good judgment,” she said in her Feb. 28 announcement. “Who understands the need for a foreign policy which is robust in defending the safety and security of the American people.

Who will not waste precious lives and money on interventionist wars of regime change.

Such counterproductive wars undermine our national security and economic prosperity.”

(At press time, South Maui Rep. Kaniela Ing also said he’s backing Sanders.)

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Hillary Clinton’s favorite movies are The Wizard of Oz, Casablanca and Out of Africa. I wasn’t able to find out Sanders’ favorite movies, though I did learn that in 1999, Sanders played the role of Rabbi Manny Shevitz in the movie My X-Girlfriend’s Wedding Reception (look it up!).

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this, saying Glass-Steagall wouldn’t have prevented the financial meltdown of 2007-2008.

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That being said, Sanders advocates a great deal more checks on police powers than Clinton.

“We must demilitarize our police forces so they don’t look and act like invading armies,” Sanders says on his campaign website. “We

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the Lebanese yogurt which I had never tried. The homemade granola on top stole the attention with great texture and flavor.

I had drank way too much coffee so it was time to balance it out with a sandwich. The melty hot bacon panini hit the spot with roma tomato and guacamole.

Ghantous said she originally kept the truck hours longer past lunch but decided to make a change.

“When I first bought the truck, it was called ‘Surf Dog,’” she says. “The former owners kept it open from 7am to 2pm.

I just felt the idea of being here ‘til two wasn’t going to serve me. I decided to break up the schedule by doing school lunches at Waldorf and Roots. Waldorf had a food truck doing lunches but the prices were too high, like $12. I could bring it to around $6 or $7. It turns out being a full schedule for the truck and I love the kids.”

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anessa Ghantous says she is not a morning person but you can’t tell from her chipper greetings to her customers at her coffee food truck Gypsy Maui. The truck opens at 7:30am at the Kulamalu Longs and serves a variety of coffee, tea, smoothies and breakfast bites.

“I wanted to start a restaurant business,” says Ghantous. “I consulted with a realtor who told me that I would need $100,000 in the bank for anyone to rent a commercial space to me. I didn’t have that so I was feeling defeated by the whole thing. I couldn’t afford any commercial space. Then I found this truck, the owners were moving and wanted to sell. I considered that there wasn’t a lot of food on the menu so that might be a good way to start. There was less overhead and risk in coffee. I decided to go for it. Once I had it all together and opened up I quickly realized that it is 50 percent food and 50 percent truck.

when the truck breaks down you can’t open it ‘til it’s fixed!”

She opened Gypsy Maui last September after purchasing the truck from the former owners, who were running it as a hot dog and coffee truck. She tweaked the concept a bit, but kept it six days a week at the Kulamalu Longs.

“When I first opened I had a lot more food on the menu, but people were just showing up for coffee,” says Ghantous. “I mean that’s really what they were here for.

So I pulled back on the menu, to focus on having more variety on the coffee.”

One of Ghantous’ specialties is the Gypsy Coffee, a spin-off of the popular bulletproof coffee trend. She takes two shots of espresso and blends it with coconut oil, buffalo butter, maple syrup and cinnamon.

The result is a coffee with the consistency of cocoa. It’s a bit thicker, and it looks like it has cream in it but that’s just the emulsion of coffee, coconut oil and the rich butter. The maple syrup takes the edge off of the bitter, but the coffee isn’t sweet.

“I did a little bit of research to get the general gist of the bulletproof coffee,” says Ghantous. “I never drank it myself. I

had a few friends that were following an Ayurvedic diet using ghee and other people following the coconut oil craze, so I was inspired to try both of those concepts in this coffee. I experimented to get the consistency right, and added a touch of maple.”

People are crazy for it, in the short time I was there she had several orders from regulars.

“All the different coffees on my menu are made with fresh ground beans, and made Americano style,” says Ghantous. “I don’t want to have any coffee sitting. First, this style is more consistent. Second, on a truck you have to be really concerned with the amount of stuff you have back here, and how you are going to wash it, and how much of that is going to tax the water tank. We only have a certain number of gallons.”

Her water is filtered five times before it makes it to your coffee. Ghantous likes to experiment with her coffee menu. She offers a Marigold coffee–a dark chocolate mocha coffee with cayenne spices, and a vanilla spice coffee with ginger cloves cin-

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namon nutmeg, and a Formation coffee with organic chicory.

“In the mornings I have the basics, banana bread, toasted bagels with cream cheese,” she says. “I have a bacon cheddar panini, a chicken pesto panini. I used to have oatmeal, but nobody orders that. The biggest thing I have learned about this is that even though I think it’s a great idea if people aren’t looking for that item, there is no point making it. Everything that I have on the menu is because it is what people are asking for. I have a soup.

I have a parfait. I use Lebanese yogurt, it’s not as sour as greek. I make a berry puree instead of using whole berries, and I use homemade granola from Katie Caccamo of Katie’s Gourmet Kitchen.”

I sipped on all the specialties coffees but loved the Formation with chicory best, it brought back memories of New Orleans.

She gets all her coffee from Maui Grown Coffee in Lahaina, it’s grown on the West Maui Mountains above Ka‘anapali. The parfait was incredibly creamy and smooth from

rice and teriyaki chicken, plus smoothies and a few other options for kids. She said surprisingly, salads are a favorite. It’s a pretty modern operation, kids get the menu the week ahead, and text her their orders in and pay with their credit cards. She says they like her food and are really excited about having different options available to them. She goes to Waldorf on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and Wednesdays at Roots.

Saturdays at the Kulamalu center are her busiest days with the popular farmer’s market going on. Gypsy Maui serves up their coffees and bites every day but Sunday from 7:30am to 9:30am.

“I drink a lot of coffee and honestly I think our coffee is really good,” she says. “I make everything to order, and I think that makes a difference in our flavor. People really don’t mind the wait and I try to be fast.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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the oldest of nine kids in the Makimoto family. In 1943 she married John Hashimoto of Kula, an active leader in ag and part of the family that started the Hashimoto Persimmon Farm in the 1920s. That farm continues to grow persimmon today, and many of their 500 trees–now 80 or even 90 years old–were planted by her.

Today her son clark runs the family persimmon farm while his wife Jackie has a line of value-added products: persimmon scone mix, persimmon jam, butters and salad dressing.

Hanako’s other son Howard runs the family vegetable farm. Hanako is proud of the fact that she put all five of her children through college by pioneering in agriculture, and continues to work on the farm.

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It’s all in the family for the Nobriga’s.

Buddy Nobriga started working for the family business Maui Soda as a freshman at St. Anthony’s. His grandfather started the Nobriga Ranch in Kahakuloa in 1930, and Buddy has served as president of the ranch since 1981. As an advocate of cattle ranchers, Nobriga helped form the Maui Cattleman’s Association in 1970, serving as its president for 10 years.

In 1971, Nobriga’s father Manuel retired as president of Maui Soda and Ice Works, and Buddy took over that job.

Maui Soda and Ice Works is one of a handful of independent Coca-Cola distributors left in the nation, and manufactures Maui’s Roselani Ice Cream.

Today, Buddy’s daughter Catherine Nobriga Kim is the General Manager while Buddy serves as Chairman of the Board, and all four other siblings also

Pardee Erdman will also include a raffle featuring a grand prize dinner for four at Roy’s in Ka‘anapali. Breakfast is $8 for adults, $6 for seniors and $5 for children 5 to 18 years. Your breakfast ticket includes your admission fee to the Maui Ag Fest.

For more information on the full day of Ag Fest games, activities, education, entertainment, talk story opportunities, and the Grand Tasting as well as the Maui Chef’s Collaboration dinner visit the website at Mauicountyfarmbureau.org. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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dividuals and their families have made huge contributions to agriculture on our island over the years. We are thrilled to have a chance to honor them in some small way for what they have done for us and for Maui Nui.” The legacy breakfast will honor C. Pardee Erdman of Ulupalakua Ranch; David “Buddy” Nobriga of Maui Soda & Ice Works and Nobriga’s Cattle; and Hanako Hashimoto of Hashimoto Persimmon Farm. All three individuals have strong connections to the land that span generations. Their contributions to forming part of our current complex network of agriculture, environment and commerce are multilayered.

Hanako Hashimoto’s career started on the family farm in Kula, taking care of siblings, raising vegetables and oranges. Her father worked at Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar and she was

work for the company.

Nobriga’s interest in West Maui’s environment was recognized by the Environmental Protection Agency in 2009 for his 54 years of service to West Maui Soil and Conservation District. His work has created the Honolua watershed, ocean clean-up efforts in Kahana, and work on the Lahaina Watershed.

Nobriga also served and held positions with Board of Water Supply, Federal Land Bank Association, Department of Agriculture and the State Water Commission.

Then there’s Pardee Erdman, who’s spent his life shaping the leeward slopes of Haleakala. His vision for the Ulupalakua Ranch shaped the future of the Upcountry region with environmental restoration, conservation, reforestation and watershed partnerships. Erdman worked with The Nature Conservancy and Hawaii Islands Land Trust. Of the ranch’s 22,000 acres, 11,300 have been established as an agricultural conservation easement.

Erdman is also known for collaborating with Emil Tedeschi in planting the first grapes on the slopes of Haleakala in the 1970s for what is now the Maui Winery. When Maui Pine closed in 2009, Erdman and a group of investors formed Hali‘imaile Pineapple Company to continue pineapple production under the trade name Maui Gold Pineapple Company.

Erdman also has a hand in the Maui Cattle company.

In addition to cattle, they raise elk and sheep for the Ulupalakua Ranch Store.

Erdman’s sons Chris and Sumner continue to work at the ranch.

The event starts at 8am on Saturday, April 2 on the festival grounds with a buffet breakfast of pancakes, breakfast meats, eggs, fruit, coffee and juice. Along with the breakfast the event will include bingo and prizes like a Sunday brunch for two and a stay-cation at Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel.

Other prizes will be gift certificates to restaurants like Leilani’s on the Beach, Hula Grill, Star Noodle, and Duke’s. Breakfast

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aui’s bounty is growing with each generation that invests their time and knowledge into our dynamic volcanic soil. The first weekend of April will give us a small window into the farmer’s lifestyle at the Maui County Ag Fest. You’ll have the opportunity to meet a few of them and sample what our chefs do with their outstanding produce. This year, the Maui Legacy Farmers Pancake Breakfast is a new event at the Ag Fest that gives another insight into our agricultural industry on Maui.

“This is the first year we have named Legacy Farmers as part of Ag Festival,” says Warren Watanabe, executive director of Maui County Farm Bureau in a recent press release. “These three in-

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The summer begins as Maui Tropical Plantation plays host to the biggest concert event of the year — ”Reggae Summit Hawaii”. This state-wide tour comes to Maui on June 25th, and features from Jamaica, reggae mega-star — Third World and “Jah Messenjah” Luciano.

For over 4 decades, Third World has performed for audiences all across the globe, and is arguably the most respected reggae band in the world.

Among their vast accomplishments, they remain the only reggae band in the business awarded the United Nations Peace Medal on the steps of the Capitol in Washington D.C. in 1993.

Luciano is considered by many as the only authentic successor to Bob Marley, regarding his lyrical content and stage delivery. This artist performed in his only Hawaii appearance sharing the stage with Bunny Wailer in 2004, an event the Maui News Weekly regarded as historical.

“Reggae Summit Hawaii” promises to exude a standard of excellence in reggae music long overdue in Hawaii, and sponsor Transmission Technology of Hilo & Kailua-Kona Hawaii proudly presents the best in the world. Tickets go on sale in April, and will be available island-wide and online. Local listings and media will provide further details.

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This Week's Picks THURSDAY, MAR. 24

FRIDAY, MAR. 25

LISA FISCHER & GRAND BATON – Lisa Fischer and Grand Baton perform live at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). In addition to performing on her own, Fischer has sung backup vocals for Luther Vandross, Rolling Stones and Tina Turner.

Fischer will be accompanied by Grand Baton. Enjoy an evening of Caribbean beats, heavy rock and Dubstep fusion. $35-65+. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy the MACC

KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY – Head south for the Kihei Fourth Friday town party at the Azeka Shopping Center. It features the ultimate keiki zone complete with hula hoops, Morey Inc. obstacles, balloon twisting and more. Choose from over two dozen food trucks and booths or just peruse the local merchants. Feel free to bring a nonperishable food donation for the Maui Food Bank. Free. 6-9pm.

Azeka Shopping Center Mauka (1279 S. Kiheii Rd.), Kiheifridays.com.

SATURDAY, MAR. 26 FANTASIA BALL 2016 – Imua Family Services presents their annual Fantasia Ball at the Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa. Celebrating 69 years, the local nonprofit’s annual gala benefits its many programs.

The evening will feature a 180-degree fashion cam, chef-crafted dinner and a performance by TV and Broadway star Megan Hilty. The official after-party continues at Fantasia on the Rock (10pm) and includes Jimmy Mac and The Kool Kats, Next Level Entertainment’s DJ Joe Cortez, DJ LX, DJ Trance and DJ JAY P. 5:30pm. Hyatt Regency Resort & Spa (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-244-7467, Imuafamilyservices.org/fantasiaball. Photo courtesy Imua Family Services

UNDERWATER EASTER EGG HUNT – Maui Dreams Dive Company is hosting its 17th annual Easter Egg Hunt at Keawakapu Beach.

Certified divers of all ages are welcome. Enjoy prizes, meet the Easter Bunny and score a commemorative shirt. Must RSVP and bring your own equipment; a dive buddy will be assigned if you don’t have one. Free. 8am-10am. Keawakapu Beach, Mauidreamsdiveco.com.

Photo courtesy Maui Dreams Dive Co.

SATURDAY, MAR. 26 PRINCE KUHIO CELEBRATION – Celebrate Prince Kuhio this Saturday and Sunday, Mar. 26 and 27 at Lahaina Banyan Tree Park. Kuhio was noted for his dedication to his people. The public is welcome to Hana Lei with the Lahaina-Honolua Senior Citizens Club, and there will be food from the Lahaina Hawaiian Civic Club. You can also shop Maui-made crafters and artisans. Free. 9am4pm. Lahaina Banyan Tree Park (649 Wharf St., Lahaina), Facebook.com/PrinceKuhioMaui.

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DA KIDNEY DA KINE DAY – The National Kidney Foundation of Hawaii (NKFH) presents the 11th annual Da Kidney Da Kine Day at the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. The screening will check blood pressure, glucose, and urine. Then meet with a clinical tech to go over your results and potential treatment referrals. Additionally, a keiki korner will include music and entertainment. The nonprofit fair will include reps from the American Red Cross, Rainbow Dialysis, Legacy of Life, Organ Transplant Maui and more. Must be 18 to participate in a screening. Free. 10am-2pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Kidneyhi.org.

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SATURDAY, MAR. 26 ‘INSIDE OUT’ – The MACC’s Starry Night Cinema will present the Disney/ PIXAR adventure Inside Out. Riley’s emotions come to life as they help her navigate a big move to the West Coast. With her emotions ranging, the journey to keep balanced is a fascinating one. Arrive early for live music by Ekolu Kalama, dinner and festivity. Beach chairs and blankets welcome. No outside coolers. Free. 5:30pm gates. 7pm movie. MACC (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Movieweb.com

FREE MASSAGES FOR TEACHERS – Calling all Maui preschool through grade 12 teachers: the Maui School of Therapeutic Massage invites you for a complimentary massage. Consider it a “thank you” for your service, but the free massages are on a first-come, first-served basis, and space is limited.

So please make a reservation. Free. Maui School of Therapeutic Massage (1043 Makawao Ave. Suite 207); 808-572-2277, Massagemaui.com.

Photo courtesy Maui School of Therapeutic Massage Facebook page

SUNDAY, MAR. 27 EASTER BRUNCH – The Makena Beach & Golf Resort is celebrating Easter with a special brunch and a daylong schedule of family friendly events, including an Easter Egg Hunt (9am), animal balloon making, glitter tattoos and more (2-5pm). Brunch includes Makena’s signature Eggs Benedict, Grand Marnier soufflé french toast, and Dungeness crab legs. Artisan cheeses and dessert will top off the feast. Adult $70/Child (6-12) $30, Makena Beach & Golf Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808874-1111, Makenaresortmaui.com. Photo courtesy Makena Beach & Golf Resort

MONDAY, MAR. 28

FREE ZUMBA – Fight the weekend bloat with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio’s free Zumba fitness class. The high energy and festive choreography will help you dance your way to a slimmer you. Workout to Merengue, Salsa or Cumbia. Free.

9am. Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio (70 E. Ka`ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Hotlavadancefit.com.

Photo courtesy Hot Lava DanceFit

TUESDAY, MAR. 29

GEORG RIEDEL WINE TASTING – Georg Riedel of Riedel Crystal invites you to a comparative glassware tasting using the Riedel Veritas Series at Taverna in Kapalua. The tasting will explain the relationship between the shape of the glass and the perception of wine.

It will use a Pinot Noir, Syrah and Cabernet Sauvignon. 6-8pm.

Taverna (2000 Village Dr., Kapalua), Tavernamaui.com.

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SOCIAL MEDIA MARKETING INTRO – Maui Wedding Association presents an Introduction to Creating a Social Media Marketing Plan with Danielle Miller. Learn how to develop a plan and road map to communicate key information about your business and customers in a memorable and share-friendly way. Free for members/ $10 for non-members. 11am-1pm. MEDB (1305 N. Holopono St., Kihei), Facebook.com/mauiweddingassociation.

Photo courtesy Danielle Miller’s Facebook page

WEDNESDAY, MAR. 30 100 WOMEN WHO CARE – Join 100 Women Who Care at the Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center for a meeting of the minds. Each member brings $100, can nominate local charities, nonprofits or worthy causes to support. Three names are drawn at random at each meeting. Then a 100 Women Who Care member makes a fiveminute presentation about each cause. All members vote on which cause to support. Dinner and social $25. Hui No‘eau (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), 100womenwhocaremaui.org.

Photo courtesy 100 Women Who Care

PURE BARRE MAUI BIRTHDAY – Pure Barre Maui is celebrating its first birthday and you’re invited for a day of fun. Music, champagne, memberships specials and lots of aloha all start at 6am. Work hard to play hard. Pure Barre Maui (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Purebarre. com/hi-maui-kahului. Photo courtesy Pure Barre Maui’s Facebook page

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by Barry Wurst II

Kids These Days ‘Allegiant’ is a high-tech pile of disappointment ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 121 Min.

W

hen Star Wars came out in 1977, it immediately became a cinema landmark and a giant blockbuster. A slew of lavish copycats followed from major studios, including The Black Hole, Star Trek: The Motion Picture and Moonraker. The same goes for Harry Potter, the king of the YA movie adaptations, which spawned the respectable Hunger Games movies and the hideous Twilight franchise. Seriously kids, in a few years, you’ll be embarrassed to find that Team Edward shirt you once bought at Hot Topic, left abandoned at the bottom of your sock drawer. After a promising first entry, The Divergent Series is inching closer and closer to Edward and Bella territory. Eragon, all is forgiven.

The message of Allegiant is that it’s okay to be different, which is ironic for a movie that tries so desperately to be like so many other movies that worked. The third chapter in The Divergent Series resembles Oblivion, Logan’s Run, Star Wars, Minority Reporty and an Ambercrombie and Fitch ad but never

develops into anything fresh. Rather than justifying its reason for being, it just sits there and invites readers of the Veronica Roth books it’s based on to, once again, drop their money and walk out disappointed.

The plot: Tris (Shailene Woodley) and her Teen Choice Award for Best Hottieworthy co-stars once again push back against their oppressive futuristic world and discover what has become of Chicago. More importantly, the cool dream sequences that distinguished these movies are absent and none of this is ever as compelling as The Maze Runner. The best word to describe the performances is blank. No one seems to be pushing very hard and not a single actor steps up and takes charge of this flashy but thoroughly uninteresting time killer.

Woodley’s performance in Divergent demonstrated that she could carry her own film and how much the camera loved her. She should have bailed this franchise when she had the chance. Insurgent, the woeful second installment, showcased her as an unconvincing action star while sporting Keri Russell’s second season Felicity haircut. Here, she mostly stands around in stylish attire, reacting to lifelessly delivered monologues

Kids with guns–what could go wrong?

about DNA. Woodley has a role in Oliver Stone’s Snowden later this year but for the moment, I’m worried about her career. There are exceptions but YA movies have a tendency to bring out the worst in actors. She and her co-stars share an eerie quality: they’re all great looking movie stars who give bad performances.

Hunky Theo James seemingly used up his charisma allotment after the first movie and now confuses brooding with performing (sorry but you’re Theo James, not James Dean). Likewise, Miles Teller’s “comic relief ” wore out its welcome two movies ago and Maggie Q, Octavia Spencer and Ansel Elgort look stranded. The most painful thing to witness is Jeff Daniels, playing this movie’s equivalent of the great and powerful Oz, doing an impression of Jeff Daniels

mannequin. Arguably even worse is Naomi Watts, performing at a level of a bad high school play. It’s not a surprise that the young actors can’t elevate this material but when Daniels and Watts go down with the ship, I give up.

The movie looks great and the music score is one of those helpful orchestrations that almost fools you into thinking the movie you’re watching is actually exciting. There’s far too much CGI and many scenes appear to have been shot in front of a blue screen, as the actors seem unimpressed by the far-out settings. Yet, the special effects are much more lively than the people on screen.

It seems next summer will bring us the final installment of this currently flatlining movie series. I can hardly wait... for Star Wars: Episode VIII, that is. ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) London Has Fallen- R- THU 11:00 12:00 1:20 2:20 3:40 4:40 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:25 10:25, FRISAT 11:00 12:00 1:20 2:20 3:40 4:40 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:25 10:25, SUN-WED 11:00 12:00 1:20 2:20 3:40 4:40 6:00 7:15 8:15 Love Is Blind- NR- THU 11:15 1:30 3:45 6:00 8:10 10:20, FRI-SAT 11:15 1:30 3:45 6:00 8:10 10:20, SUN-WED 11:15 1:30 3:45 6:00 8:10 Risen-NA- THU 11:15 2:00 4:25 7:15 9:50, FRI-SAT 11:15 2:00 4:25 7:15 9:50, SUN-WED 11:15 2:00 4:25 7:15 Deadpool-R- THU 11:00 12:00 1:50 2:50 4:20 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:25, FRI-SAT 11:00 12:00 1:50 2:50 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00 9:45 10:25, SUN-WED 11:00 12:00 1:50 2:50 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00

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Kidding! It’s about Batman and Superman kind of fighting with Lex Luthor (I think Wonder Woman shows up too for some reason). 151 min.

GODS OF EGYPT - PG13 - Fantasy - A gaggle of white actors portray Egyptian gods because Hollywood has apparently become stuck in 1932. 100 min.

LONDON HAS FALLEN - R - Action/Thriller - In this sequel to Olympus Has Fallen, Secret Service Agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) uncovers a plot to assassinate world leaders at a funeral. 99 min.

MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2 - PG13 Comedy - Nia Vardalos and her family returns for even larger Greek wedding. 94 min.

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MIRACLES FROM HEAVEN - PG - Drama A young girl with a terrible digestive disorder is suddenly cured after a bad accident. Stars Jennifer Garner. 109 min.

10 CLOVERFIELD LANE - PG13 - Drama/SciFi - After getting into a wreck, a woman is held captive by two guys who say the world is under attack from chemical weapons. 105 min.

RISEN - PG13 - Action/Bible - The story of Jesus’ resurrection, as told through Roman eyes. 107 min.

DEADPOOL - R - Action/Adventure - The foulmouthed merc with a mouth finally jumps from the comics to the big screen. Stars Ryan Reynolds and a bunch of other people. 108 min.

ZOOTOPIA - PG - Animation/Adventure - A fox that’s a fugitive con artist must team up with a bunny that’s a rookie cop to stop a conspiracy. Voices

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THE DIVERGENT SERIES: ALLEGIANT–PART 1 - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Tris and Four must escape and learn the shocking truth of what’s beyond the wall that encircles Chicago (spoiler: it’s another movie). See this week’s movie review. 121 min.

LAST CHANCE ANOMALISA - R - Drama/Animation - An ordinary man who can’t deal with people suddenly

meets an extraordinary stranger. Written and directed by Charlie Kaufman. 90 min.

THE BROTHERS GRIMSBY - R - Action/ Comedy - A dangerous spy is forced to team up with his football hooligan brother. Stars Sacha Baron Cohen. 83 min.

THE BRONZE - R - Comedy/Drama - A foulmouthed former gymnast must fight for her celebrity status when a young athlete comes to town. 108 min.

THE HATEFUL EIGHT - R - Drama/Western Quentin Tarantino’s eighth movie finds eight people trapped in a remote wilderness cabin during a blizzard dealing with deception and betrayal. 168 min.

KUNG FU PANDA 3 - PG - Animation - The Kung Fu Panda is back, presumably to do more kung fu and panda stuff. Voices by Jack Black and Angelina Jolie. 95 min.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT - R - War/Comedy - Tina Fey stars in this look at real life war correspondent Kim Baker as she covers the fighting in Afghanistan. 112 min.

THE YOUNG MESSIAH - PG13 - Drama - The story of a seven-year-old Jesus and his family (who actually weren’t white as portrayed here but whatever) as they move to Nazareth. 111 min.

LISA FISCHER & Grand Baton TONIGHT 7:30 pm Castle

Starry Night Cinema - INSIDE OUT SAT March 26 Amphitheater FREE! Gates 5:30/7:00 movie

ART MAUI 2016

Schaefer International Gallery March 28 - April 23 10 - 5 Open every day FREE The Merwin Conservancy presents

Jane Hirshfield

In the Green Room SAT April 2 7:00 pm McCoy

King Kekaulike HS Band MON April 4 7:00 pm Castle FREE

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS PRIDE NIGHT GLBT - Thu. Mar 24. Head there for drinking and dancing with resident DJ Love. Proceeds will benefit the Maui AIDS Foundation and Maui Pride. $5. 10pm. Hard Rock Cafe, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400; Hardrock.com SPRING BREAK 2016 PARTY - Fri. Mar 25.

Join Charley’s for a Spring Party with sound by DJ Jay-P and DJ LX. $10. 9:30pm. 21+. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com SOUL KITCHEN BAND - Fri. Mar 25. Consider Soul Kitchen an acoustic-infused music alchemy that mixes soul, blues, zydeco, Middle Eastern and rock. $10. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com MISHKA AND THE 1-2-3 BAND WITH DJ IRIE DOLE - Sat. Mar 26. Come out for late night partying in Paia with live roots music at Charley’s. Presale tickets available at Eventbrite.com. $15. 9pm.

21+. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com THE TREEHOUSE PRESENTS ART MADNESS - Sat. Mar 26. A group of artists have come together to co-create monthly “last Saturday” art shows and will feature contemporary paintings, one-of-a-kind fashion and music. Free. 4pm. Treehouse Gallery, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku); Treehouse.space ADULT EASTER EGG HUNT - Sun. Mar 27.

Come down to Playmaker’s for an Easter Egg hunt you won’t forget (adults only). 2pm. Playmakers Sports Bar, (928 L. Main St, Wailuku); 808-2444804; Facebook.com/Playmakers-Sports-Bar DJ IRIE DOLE - Wed. Mar 23 - Thu. Mar 24. Enjoy late night Reggae with DJ Irie Dole. 10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Daily (except Sun). Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the Royal Flush package. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Performer Darren Lee makes it easy for you to relive the days of Blue Hawaii. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Thu. Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage.. $99. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com WILLIE K & THE WAREHOUSE BLUES BAND - Thu. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. $60 Dinner and Show, $25 Show Only. Call for reservations. 6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com

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‘AN EVENING WITH MARK TWAIN’ - Fri. Mar 25. Enjoy a performance of An Evening with Mark Twain by Rick Scheideman. With humor and wisdom, Twain shares aspects of his fascinating life including his time on Maui. $20. 6:30pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com FREE RANGE COMEDY - Fri. Mar 25. Maui’s Award-Winning troupe Free Range Comedy brings another fast-paced and funny show to Fourth Friday! All improv, audience suggestion scenes and games. Let your mind range free. $10.

7:30pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Get on board for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread.

This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. 4:30pm. (Ma‘alaea Harbor); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Mar 26. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show from various hula halau, such as Te Tiare Patitifa, Na Kamali’i Nani O Lahaina, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Hui Lanakila. 1pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Sat. Get on board for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. This cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails. 4:30pm. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org COMEDY AND MAGIC WITH HOLDEN MOWAT - Sun. Fun for all ages. 11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ON THE SPOT THEATRE - Sun. Mar 27. Don’t miss this exciting night of improv! Our actors will be taking suggestions for improv scenes straight from the audience. Share in the excitement, drama, and emotion. $5. 6:30pm. Proartspacific.com POWER UP COMEDY WITH CHINO LAFORGE - Tue. Mar 29. Stand up comedy with Chino LaForge live on stage at Three’s Bar. 5:30pm. Threes Bar and Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; Threesbarandgrill.com

month. Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal specials will be available on selected premium bottles.

2pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com TALK STORY WITH SENATOR ROZ BAKER - Fri. Mar 25. It’s a pancake breakfast with state Senator Roz Baker. She will give an update on bills moving through the Legislature and answer questions from the audience. Free for West Maui Taxpayers Association (WMTA) members.

Non-members $7 adult and $5 children 12 and under. Seating is limited to the first 60; RSVPs required. 8:30am. Java Jazz & Soup Nutz, (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-661-7990; Westmaui.org; Wmta@maui.net BEATS AND EATS - Fri. Mar 25. DJ Eliza will spin fun and funky tunes while Chef Jojo whips up creative appetizers and light bites. No cover. 5pm.

Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com FRIDAY ISLAND STYLE SEAFOOD BUFFET - Fri. Mar 25. Start with the best of the Pacific Ocean’s bounty, add fresh locally grown produce prepared by Makena’s culinary dream team and you get an amazing buffet of five stations that feature artfully-prepared seafood, island style dishes and desserts. $55 Adult; $30 Children; Free for children under 5. Call for Reservations. 5:30pm. Molokini Bar and Grille Makena Resort, (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge.

Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jin Hosono and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. 3pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4909; Japengomaui.com FREE PANCAKES 2 GO - Sat. Mar 26. Sponsored by the Friends of Joe Blackburn for Maui County Council. Free. 8am. Blackburn for Council HQ, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-442-3063; Blackburn4council.com WINE TASTING - Sat. Mar 26. It’s a free tasting of the Jackson Family Wine Portfolio. Must be over 21 with valid I.D. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O TRICKS Tue. High-energy comedy and magic show. Fun for all ages with Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks. Free.

6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

EASTER CELEBRATION - Sun. Mar 27. An all day and night celebration with Breakfast from 7am-12pm, Holiday evening buffet from 3-8pm and at the bar from 5-10pm. 7am. Cane and Canoe Bar, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com/kapalua

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR.’S SLACK KEY SHOW - Wed. Come see the masters of Hawaiian music with his Slack Key Show Ohana: Peter deAquino, Sterling Seaton and dancer Wainani Kealoha. $37.99. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com

EASTER BRUNCH - Sun. Mar 27. On Sunday they’ll host an Easter Brunch featuring omelette, salad, carving and dessert stations. $48 per person, $19.95 Keiki ages 6-9, keiki 5 and under free. Call or go online for reservations. 9am. Gannon’s, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com

MAUI FOODIE KONO’S FOURTH ANNIVERSARY - Thu. Mar 24. Celebrate their fourth anniversary with buyone-get-one-free specials, giveaways and one glass of champagne with dinner purchase. 10am.

Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

EASTER DAY BRUNCH BUFFET - Sun. Mar 27. Celebrate your Easter Sunday at Kono’s with their Prime Rib carving station, omelette station, shrimp cocktail, sushi buffet, $14 bottomless Mimosas and more. Call for reservations. $34.95.

10am. Kono’s on the Green, (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com

HALE KU‘AI OPEN MARKET - Thu. Features fresh assorted fruits and vegetables. Free. 11am. Hale Ku‘ai, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156.

EASTER SUNDAY BRUNCH BUFFET - Sun. Mar 27. $48 for adult, $18 for children 6-8, children 5 and under eat free. Reservation required. 10:30am. Hali‘imaile General Store, (900 Hali‘imaile Rd., Makawao); 808572-2666; Bevgannonrestaurants.com

PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Thu. At Plantation House, the monthly wine series is back with specials from selected featured wineries each

EASTER SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Mar 27. Enjoy an Easter buffet with your family. $46 per adult, $23 for children 4-12 and children 3 and under eat

free. 10:30am. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Drive, Lahaina); 808-667-3259; Opentable.com EASTER DAY LUNCH - Sun. Mar 27. Serving special ala carte items including brunch dishes, charcuterie and sandwiches, along with special Bellinis and Bloody Marys. Call for reservations. 12pm. Spago Maui, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000; Fourseasons.com EASTER SUNDAY IN PAIA - Sun. Mar 27. Go to Charley’s for Easter with breakfast served all day, their famous Bloody Mary Bar and specials, too. Limited lunch available after 12pm. 7pm.

Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com SUNDAY HAWAIIAN MUSIC JAM SESSION Sun. How do you take Sunday Brunch and make it better? By listening to Hawaii’s most talented musicians, of course. $50/adult, $25/children. 10am. King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com WINE SOCIAL - Sun. Mar 27. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm.

Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com BURGERS N’ BREWS - Mon. Mar 28. Featuring a selection of burgers using locally sourced meats and produce paired with Maui Brewing Company beer. 5:30pm. Ocean Pool Bar and Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200; Westinkaanapali.com TACO TUESDAY - Tue. Mar 22 - Wed. Mar 16.

Enjoy tacos all day at Playmaker’s. 10am. Playmakers Sports Bar, (928 L. Main St, Wailuku); 808244-4804; Facebook.com/Playmakers-Sports-Bar LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. The Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new luau dinner show–Huaka‘I: Journey through Polynesia.

The hula performances are beautiful and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-2000; Diamondresorts.com

ART SCENE VIEWPOINTS GALLERY HAWAII CONTEMPORARY - Until Wed. Apr 13. Opening reception with artist Tim Garcia. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com ARTIST AMY MADRIN JUSTEN - Mon. Mar 7 Sun. Apr 3. Amy Madrin Justen’s new watercolor paintings will be featured in Lahaina Arts Society’s Old Jail Gallery. 8am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Thu. Mar 24. Browse sculptures, paintings, photography, woodturnings and ceramics from select local artists. Located in the lobby near the Botero Lounge. 9am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com ISLAND ART PARTY ALL AGES CLASSES Thu. Mar 24. It’s part art party, part painting class.

Check online schedule for class times and availability. $59. 10am. Island Art Party, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com ACRYLIC PAINTER BETH COOPER - Thu. Mar 24. Come and meet Acrylic Painter Beth Cooper, bring your friends and family to see how the magic is created. 10am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan

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BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

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142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DOWN THE HATCH 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

Tree Gallery and Old Jail Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahaina-arts.org WHALES AND WINTER MIGRATION - Thu. Mar 24. Explore Maui and the winter migration of humpback whales to Hawaii waters with Master Photographer Douglas Jay Hoffman. 3pm. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-6626600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay 2016 SOLO ARTIST EXHIBITION WITH MELISSA CHIMERA AND GABRIELLE ANDERMAN - Thu. Mar 24. Melissa Chimera will present “Agents of Change,” a series of mixed media works on linen about extinction, globalization, and our role as humans on these processes. Gabrielle Anderman will present “Being Here,” which explores our relationship to the present. Free. 5pm.

Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Fri. Mar 25. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com CERAMICIST LEE OLULANI PLEVNEY - Fri. Mar 25. Come and meet this talented artist, her hand built forms are inspired by Hawaii’s natural beauty. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com ARTIST IAN HAIGHT - Fri. Mar 25. Ian Haight will work on his beach and ocean-inspired paintings. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Mar 25. Lahaina Printsellers Ltd. invites you to visit their gallery for live music and Mai Tais while they showcase their artist of the week. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Printsellers, (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat. Mar 26. What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your favorite cup of tea while watching Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

MON-Movies Games Music 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays/ Dance Music,10pm, WED-Wine Down,10pm

WED- Wild Wahine Wednesday Spring Break Edition w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm $10 cover

DJ Jay-P & DJ LX Spring Break 2016, 9:30pm $10

Mishka & The 1-2-3 Band w/ DJ Irie Dole, 9pm $15

Easter Sunday & Bloody Mary Bar! 7am-all day

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond 6:30pm

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carrol 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:-9pm; no cover

MON - Da Ukulele Boyz, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm WED-Benny Uyetake 7-9

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DJ Blast, 10pm

Gina Martinelli Band, 6pm

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Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ Jamo 10pm

DJ Jamo, 10pm

DJ Illz, 10pm

Steve Craig 6-9pm SIN 9pm

MON & TUE-Bartenders Mix, WED- Louis & Lewis, 10pm

Industry Night w/ specials and DJ Surge, 10pm

Fresh Squeezed Fridays w/ Adam Rio & Bree Richardson, 8pm

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Trivia Night, TBA

The Fultones, 7pm

Houseshakers, 7pm

Kona Storm, 7pm

Paul Marchetti Band, 7pm

Rick G 4pm, Dat Guys 9pm

Island Reggae, 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke Rick G 4-8pm, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

Club Hard Rock, 10pm $5 cover

Latin Night w/ DJ Danny Q, 10pm, $8 cover

Evan Shulman, 8pm no cover

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Sundaze Sessions w/ DJ Playwfire Ono, 10pm

Steve Sargenti, 6:30pm no cover

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Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo 9:30 $10 cover

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Frisky Friday w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

Pride Night w/ DJ Love 10pm, $5 cover

MONTAGE ART EXHIBITION - Sun. Mar 27.

Located at the Sunset Room, admire and purchase artwork from various artists on Maui. 8am.

Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay EXHIBIT: ART MAUI 2016 - Sun. Mar 27. Art Maui continues to showcase the growing community of visual artists on Maui in their 38th annual juried community exhibit. Artists of all skill levels are encouraged to enter their work. Drawing, painting, sculpture, printmaking, photography, jewelry, and digital media are included in this popular show, organized and presented by the Art Maui Board of Directors.

10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org WATERCOLORIST MORT LUBY - Tue. Mar 29.

Mort paints in oil and watercolor. The scope of his work encompasses everything from life drawings to huge oil paintings of historical scenes. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com WATERCOLOR ARTIST LUANA KAMA - Tue. Mar 29. Luna Kama finds it fascinating to see pigments and water flow on paper. Her favorite subjects to paint are people and flowers. 4:30pm.

Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, MARCH 24 AKONI AKANA POOKELA SCHOLARSHIPS NOW AVAILABLE - Until - Mon. Mar 28. Friends of Moku‘ula and Maui Nei Native Expeditions will be offering Scholarships to West Maui residents in the amount of $500 to be awarded to one kane and one wahine student who will graduate from high school in 2016. Scholarship requests must be submitted no later than March 28, 2016 by mail or email (Attention: Program Director). 8am. Friends of Moku’ula, (505 Front St., Ste., 221, Lahaina); 808-661-3659; Mokuula.com/events; Mauinei@mokuula.com MAUI OKINAWA KENJIN KAI OFFERS SCHOLARSHIPS - Until- Thu. Mar 31. The Maui Okinawa

Kenjin Kai is offering three $1,000 scholarships to graduating high school seniors of Maui who are of Okinawan ancestry or are children of members of the Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai. Applications are available at all Maui high school counselors’ office or from the Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai office. 8am. Maui Okinawa Kenjin Kai, (688 Nukuwai Pl., Wailuku); 808-242-1560; Facebook.com/mauiokinawataiko AUDITIONS FOR MAPAS SUMMER MUSICAL THEATRE CAMP - Until- Sun. Apr 10. Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) invites young performers entering Grade 3 and higher to audition for the Summer 2016 Musical Theatre Camp. Auditions will be held Sunday, April 10 from 1-3pm, register in advance at http://mauiacademy.org/summermusical-theatre-camps. Students in the camp will perform in the July shows, The camp runs from June 6-July 14, Mon-Fri, 9am-2pm. Tuition for the camp is $875. 8am. MAPA Main Studios, (2027 Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760; Mauiacademy.org 2016 GREAT AMERICAN CLEANUP - Until Sat. Apr 30. This year’s Great American Cleanup goal is to inspire and empower individuals and community groups to remove litter and debris from shorelines, waterways, roads, and other public spaces. 9am. Maliko Gulch, (Hana Highway, Haiku); Malamamauinui.org DONUTS 2 GO WITH THE FRIENDS OF JOE BLACKBURN - Thu. Mar 17. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku).

THE MAUI ORCHID SOCIETY PRESENTS 2016 EASTER SHOW - Thu. Mar 24. With Spring just blooming, on display will be a fascinating array of orchids grown by some of Maui’s premier hobbyists and professionals, with many of the orchids offered for sale by our local commercial growers. Prices range from $7 to $25. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FINS AND FLIPPERS TOUR - Thu. Mar 24 & Wed, Mar 30. Guests can assist with a feeding at Turtle Lagoon and Hammerhead Harbor.

Due to limited availability, fees are applicable

MON- Houseshakers 7pm, TUE-Kona Storm 7pm, WED- Cole Sulenta 7pm

to parents and guardians accompanying children on the tour. Space is limited and advance reservations are recommended. $14.95.

11:30am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com HALAU HULA KAULUOKALA KUMU ULUWEHI GUERRERO HULA CLASSES - Thu. Halau Hula Kauluokala, under the direction of Kumu Uluwehi Guerrero, is opening classes for adults who cannot make a full halau commitment but still want to have hula in their lives. No fundraising, performance or protocol commitments.

Must have knowledge of the hula basics–these are not beginner classes. $30. 5pm. Maui Art and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

FRIDAY, MARCH 25 FRIDAY MORNING YIN YOGA WITH SOOKIE KUNST - Fri. Mar Bring a yoga or exercise mat and two firm beach towels for props. Suggested donation is $12 per class. Free for Pacific Cancer Foundation clients. 8am. Waipulani Park, (Waipulani Park, Kihei).

INAUGURAL INSTRUMENT PETTING ZOO - Fri. Mar 25. Keiki will have the opportunity to touch and interact with instruments such as ‘ukulele, piano and violin. 10am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com HAWAIIAN ISLANDS HUMPBACK WHALE NATIONAL MARINE SANCTUARY WHALE TALK - Fri. Join their knowledgeable staff and volunteers as they present informative facts about humpback whales. 11am. Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Free.

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WET NATURALIST - Fri. Mar 25. Join a Wet Naturalist at Maui Ocean Center’s Tide Pool and/or Discovery Pool for a hands-on presentation about Hawaii’s marine invertebrates. A marine naturalist will conduct the presentation from within the exhibit, allowing guests to see, touch and learn about sea stars, sea cucumbers, urchins and more. 1:30pm. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com FULL MOON CRUISE - Fri. Mar 25. What could be more romantic and fun than cruising on the vast Pacific Ocean under a brilliant full moon? This Pacific Whale Foundation Eco-Adventure is narrated by Harriet Witt.

The cruise includes beverages, appetizers, dessert and a free full-color marine life poster. Additional savings for PWF members and kama’aina. 8pm. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org KEIKI HULA PERFORMANCE - Fri. Come by to witness a true array of talents by our island’s keiki in their native hawaiian hula performance. 5pm. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Theoutletsofmaui.com

SATURDAY, MARCH 26 YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com WETLAND RESTORATION VOLUNTEER - Sat. Mar 26. Hawaii Nature Center is a private, nonprofit organization. Our primary mission is to provide hands-on environmental education programs to families and children that include wetland education programs. Volunteers help to restore wetland areas by removing establishing habitat areas for the endangered Hawaiian water birds. 8:30am.

Pouhala Marsh, (Waipahu Depot Street, Waipahu).

VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. 9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org MAUI GO CLUB - Sat. Mar 26. The Maui Go Club is a social group with members that like to play the game go. Go is an easy game to learn but it can take a long time to master. We meet once a week, alternating weeks between The Tea Box in Kahului on Saturday’s and Kono’s in Kihei on Thursday’s. For a complete listing of the club’s schedule go online mauigo-club.tumblr.com. Free. 10:30am. The Tea Box, (70 E Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului); 877-794-4176.

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Codae Music, 7-10pm

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:308:30pm)

Casey Turner, 7pm

Soul Kitchen, 7-10pm

Luna Overdrive, 7-9pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON-Joyce & Gord, TUE- Brenton Keith & his Bag O’ Tricks, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm/ Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm

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Salsa Dancing w/Rafael, 10pm (upstairs), DJ Illz 10pm (downstairs)

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MON-Juke Box, 10pm, TUE- Raise The Roof w/ DJ Matt 10pm, WED-Reggae w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm

JUNGLE POP-UP - Sat. Mar 26. A unique, curated event featuring local vendors selling their handmade goods. There will be live music, raffle prizes, food trucks and more. 10am. Makawao Union Church Community Hall, (1445 Baldwin Ave.–2.5 miles up from Paia).

nami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. Marine debris continues to wash ashore. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place , Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html

or make a picture in anticipation of the Kihei Public Library’s 20th anniversary in April. Other projects will also be awaiting the help of young volunteers. For school-age children. Free. 3pm. Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; Librarieshawaii.org

SPECIAL PSYCHIC AND HEALTH FAIR - Sat. Mar 26. The anniversary of Awakening in Paradise continues with open house, live music and munchies. 11am. Kihei Long’s Center, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1114.

MONDAY, MARCH 28

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

DIVADEVA PRESENTS EXSTATIC HEART A HEART DANCE EXPERIENCE - Sat. Mar 26.

The dance-floor is a talk-, drug- and alcohol- free space to connect through movement and expression. Please bring your own water. $15. 11am.

Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com HULA DANCERS SWAY AND THE EASTER BUNNY HOPS - Sat. Mar 26. Lahaina Cannery Mall will host free family fun on Easter weekend, and the big guy himself.

On Friday The Easter Bunny will be on hand for photos from 6-8pm. On Saturday, the Easter Bunny returns from 10am-3pm, and the keiki from Hui Lanakila perform hula at 1pm. 6pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SUNSET JAZZ COCKTAIL CRUISE - Sat. Mar 26.

Support local jazz with Manao Radio 91.7's Jazz Metropolis with Lee Norris. Dr. Nat will be a special guest.

Dancing is highly encouraged. Includes food and beverages (Over 21 with valid I.D. if you want alcohol). $75.

3:45pm check-in; 4:30pm departure. Pacific Whale Foundation Store, (Maalaea Harbor); Jazzmetropolis.org

SUNDAY, MARCH 27

STORY OF HAWAII - Mon. Watch Bryant Neal as he combines history, geography and cartography of the Hawaiian Islands to create an educational and entertaining experience. 10am.

Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6600; Montagehotels.com HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show with Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com VOLUNTEER: HO‘ALOHAAINA - Mon. Mar 28.

Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30am; Southmauivolunteers.com

TUESDAY, MARCH 29 TALK STORY AND HULA LESSONS WITH KAHU DANE MAXWELL AND ‘OHANA - Tue. Visitors will have an extraordinary opportunity to hear from the Aquarium’s Hawaiian Cultural Advisor Kahu Dane Maxwell and ‘Ohana as they conduct a talk story session and hula lesson at the end of the Open Ocean Exhibit. Schedule is subject to change.

11:45am. Maui Ocean Center, (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7061; Mauioceancenter.com

FREE HULA SHOW - Sun. A completely free of charge hula show, occurring just for you. Free.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WHALE PHOTO SAFARI - Sun. Mar 27 & Wed, Mar 30. Join us on this whale photography workshop at sea. Whether you are a novice or an experienced photographer, this unique hands-on adventure will help you learn and practice expert techniques for photographing whales and other wildlife. Safari includes free whale poster and collection of digital images taken by our photographers. Additional savings for PWF Members and kama‘aina. 8:15am. Lahaina Harbor, (Wharf Street, Lahaina); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org

SING OUT MASTER CLASS WITH LOUISE LAMBERT - Tue. Mar 29. Jazz vocalist Louise Lambert guides you to gain confidence, mic technique, range expansion, flexibility, stage presence and learn music theory, harmony, and to ad lib, and sing jazz, pop, R & B stylings and more in a fun and safe space. $15. 6:45pm. Maui Meadows, (Kihei); 808-205-3971; Louiselambert.com

KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - Sun. Mar 27.

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WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY - Wed. Mar 30. Kids are invited to decorate bookmarks and write a poem

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UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. With more than 20 years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com

LIVE MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S - Thu, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 2-5pm; Mon, Will Hartzag 2-5pm; Tue, Jonny Ringo 2-5pm; (672 Front St., Lahiana); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Joe Benedett and Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:3010:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com CHEESEBURGER ISLAND STYLE - Thu, Mark Burnett 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Brooks Maguire 5:308:30pm; Sat, Brooks Maguire 5:30-8:30pm; (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8990.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DOWN THE HATCH - Fri, Uncle Lou 5-7pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4900; Dthmaui.com

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Sign Language ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Screw modesty, selflessness, and moderation. Yeah, that’s right. I know. I can’t believe I’m telling you this, either. Advising an Aries to throw all restraint to the winds is dangerous! Nevertheless, that’s exactly what I’m suggesting, especially when it comes to expressing your (perhaps belated) birthday wishes. You’re (astonishingly) likely to aim too low. You’ve got a gargantuan metaphorical credit limit with friends, family, and coworkers right now, no money down, no interest. Don’t waste it by asking for lollipops and stickers.

You’re not a kid anymore; you need some bigger toys.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You’re a very communicative creature; you talk a lot, so you’re quite good at it. And you’re already a better listener than most. But you could still improve. You know that you still filter what you hear, somewhat unconsciously. That’s bullshit you’re better off without, and this is just the week to begin shedding it. It’s like you’re wearing glasses that are making everything blurry and screwed up, only you’ve spent a lot of time assuming that’s just the way the world was, or consoling yourself that at least your lenses weren’t as thick as most people’s. There’s no excuse for not striving for greater clarity if it’s available–and this week, it is.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You’re not usually obsessive, but you walk the line sometimes. Let’s just say that you’re incredibly persistent and consistent. These are often good qualities, but I bet you can name two areas where manifesting them isn’t exactly healthy or positive. You can see where I’m headed, can’t you? This week, make a few minor but significant changes along these lines. This should be easy, since it involves relaxing and letting go–which you’re actually quite good at. You’ve simply never tried to ease up regarding these particular people or situations. Now, my dear, is the time to try.

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Are you sick? I hope not. However, I’m compelled to point out that you’re not exactly making much of an effort to avoid becoming ill. It’s better late than never, and better now than later; examine your habits and see if you can figure out three substantial improvements that will make you feel healthier.

Even just cutting down on fat, sugar, alcohol, or all three, would help keep you vivaciously alive. If all that’s just too damn hard, the least you can do is change you attitude. Smile more. I’m not joking. It’ll actually help (just a little).

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Weirdly enough, the people who are likely to matter most to you right now are ones who aren’t generally very important in your life. No one you consider family–either by blood or choice–is likely to figure too largely in the most significant events of the week.

The ones to keep your eye on are those in close proximity–through work, mutual friends, or other circumstances–but who you never (or rarely) think about. They’ve got stuff to say and things to do that will actually make quite a bit of difference in how you live your life in the next couple of weeks, for good or ill. So pay attention when they drop hints and clues.

For once, they’re actually important.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

I spend way too much time counseling you to consider your future and set yourself up right. This week, forget all that shit. It’s back to your natural state: enjoy the moment, without regard for what it means, or will mean. Especially when it comes to screwing; don’t even think about whether your current tryst is a one-night stand, a rebound, or a potential life partner. Just have fun, and lots and lots of sex. You’ll never be this young again, so I advise you to enjoy it.

Trust your heart and your body. They rarely steer you wrong (and when they do, it’s almost always a blast).

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Work, work, work. It’s not all you ever do, although occasionally it may feel like it. Actually, you’ve got it pretty easy, especially compared to those overachieving Capricorns and Virgos. However, there are times when it’s important to focus on whatever’s paying the bills, to the apparent detriment of the rest of your life. It’s not really as shitty as it sounds: Your job is the key to enjoying many other aspects of your existence, whether or not you dig it in and of itself. If there’s a way to get more out of your work without putting much more in (and there is), I say take it.

Your house is a mess. I don’t mean that exactly literally; you Caps are generally fairly spartan, neat folk.

What I mean is that it’s not comfortable–you don’t view it as a retreat, a haven; at the moment, it’s just someplace to keep your stuff and catch some sleep every now and then. That isn’t good. The next big stress crunch, you’ll have a nervous breakdown if you’re not careful. It’s alright to work hard, of course, but you’ve got to have some things that make you feel good when you need to escape the grind. Do at least five things that will tangibly make your house feel a little bit more like a home. You can do them now, or after your damn breakdown. It’s your choice.

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Now’s the time to make plans to ensure you don’t.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Psychic shields up! Virgos often have problems with boundaries and saying no. It’s because you so love to be helpful–even needed–that when someone asks you to do something for them, you almost invariably agree to it. This difficulty is aggravated the longer and more intimately you know someone–and especially if you’re romantically involved with them. What can you do?

Create some more or less strictly defined parameters about what you actually need for yourself to be happy, and what you’re willing to do beyond that. This is a good week to define–arbitrarily, if necessary–and announce these. Don’t expect your spoiled friends and family to simply abide them, though. You may need to enforce them, too, so be prepared to do just that.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Keep your hand on your gun–metaphorically, not literally. An “enemy,” of sorts, is likely to get flushed into the open this week by actions you (perhaps inadvertently) set in motion. Don’t worry, this is not some kind of assassin–unless you happen to work for the NSA. Your “enemies” are, after all, more or less harmless. But being aware of their shitty intentions is, nevertheless, a good idea, because they could still screw you over, albeit on a much smaller scale than taking your life or burning down your house. It’s easy to prevent their sabotage–but first you have to catch them at it.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Tear up your bank statement. You worry too much about money; it always seems like there’s not enough of the stuff. Yet–funny thing about this–somehow you manage to survive nevertheless. I’m not telling you to stop balancing your budget and paying attention to these things. I’m just advising you to quit stressing out about it. Nothing you do this week can make the least bit of difference to your overall financial wellbeing, so why even waste a second fretting? You’ve got other, much more interesting stuff going on. Pay attention to that, not your wallet.

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New Qualifying Condition as of 7/1/15 Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

FOR AS LITTLE AS

$140 for New Patients | $115 for Renewals

$115/WEEK

STATE OF HAWAII CERTIFICATION The Office of

MATTHEW BRITTAIN, LCSW Coordinating M.D. Services for Medical Marijuana Certification QUALIFYING MEDICAL CONDITIONS INCLUDE: (but are not limited to)

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(808) 667-2774

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and we make a $300 donation to a Maui charity

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($38.50 separate fee payable to State of Hawaii also required)

CALL SARAH AT 283-3260 OR TOMMY AT 283-0512 TO RESERVE YOUR SPOT

Please call Matthew at our Main Office in Hilo at

(808) 934-7566 We are not a dispensary. Offering monthly clinics on Maui.

We are not State of Hawaii employees or contractors.

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