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REPRESENTATIVE TULSI GABBARD VOTES FOR CONTROVERSIAL AUTO LENDING BILL There’s this Nov. 20 Huffington Post story that’s getting shared around social media. It carries the incendiary title “Meet The 88 Democrats Who Just Voted To Enable Racial Discrimination In Car Buying,” and it packs quite a punch. The story concerns House Resolution 1737, which is a very simple bill that negates a Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) bulletin from 2013 that helps ensure auto lenders don’t discriminate on the basis of gender, race, religion, age and so on.

The bill passed the House of Representatives on Nov. 18 by a vote of 332 to 96. As the Huffington Post story noted, 88 Democrats voted for it. One of those Democrats was Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, who represents Hawaii’s 2nd District (she was also one of the bill’s co-sponsors).

This is problematic for at least two big reasons. First, and most importantly, because auto lenders in this nation have great power to discriminate when providing loans. The CFPB bulletin from 2013 makes this explicitly clear: “The supervisory experience of the CFPB confirms that some indirect auto lenders have policies that allow auto dealers to mark up lender-established buy rates and that compensate dealers for those markups in the form of reserve (collectively, ‘markup and compensation policies’),” states the bulletin. “Because of the incentives these policies create, and the discretion they permit, there is a significant risk that they will result in pricing disparities on the basis of race, national origin, and potentially other prohibited bases.”

Racist car loan policies run against every civil rights ideal you can name.

For this reason, the CFPB bulletin urged the imposition of “controls on deal markup and compensation policies,” “monitoring and addressing the effects of [compensation] policies” and “eliminating dealer discretion to mark up buy rates.”

The last paragraph of the bulletin is especially pointed: “The CFPB will continue to closely review the operations of both depository and non-depository indirect auto lenders, utilizing all appropriate regulatory tools to assess whether supervisory, enforcement, or other actions may be necessary to ensure that the market for auto lending provides fair, equitable, and nondiscriminatory access to credit for consumers.”

According to the Huffington Post story, this didn’t sit well with banks and auto dealers, which lobbied intensely for HR 1737.

Now you’d think that opposition to the bill from groups like the NAACP, the Urban League and National Council of La Raza would be enough to sway progressives like Rep. Gabbard. But apparently not.

Look, we like Gabbard. She’s very liberal on social issues and environmental matters, and her extensive military experience has led her to provide valuable insight into U.S. foreign policy–especially in matters of war. So why the vote for HR 1737, which is nothing more than a big wet kiss on the cheek of big banks and auto dealers? Especially when, on Mar. 7 of this year, she said

this on the 50th anniversary of the “bloody Sunday” protest march on the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, Alabama: “We remember that the moral arc of the universe bends toward justice, but only when we all stand up and speak out against bigotry and discrimination,” said Gabbard. “As a nation, we must honor the memory of those courageous souls who marched on Selma, by continuing their work, and living aloha–treating all people with respect, compassion, and love. While times have changed, unfortunately we still see examples of bigotry, harassment, and discrimination in our country. Let this important day be a reminder that it is imperative that we understand and uphold the importance of protecting these sacred civil rights and equal treatment for all.”

Those are wonderful and welcome words, but they conflict with Gabbard’s voting for HR 1737. As for explaining Rep. Gabbard’s vote, her spokesperson finally got back to me on Nov. 27 with the statement below. It’s somewhat lengthy, but I’ll reprint it in full: “I have been a strong advocate for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB), and have supported their work throughout my time in Congress,” Gabbard said. “On this issue, I heard from many Hawai‘i auto dealership owners who expressed frustration and concern about this particular CFPB rule and the lack of information on what caused it, how they are to comply with it, and the unintended negative consequences it would have on our communities. I requested the details and analysis CFPB took into account before issuing this guidance, but received no response.

“That’s why I joined 54 of my Democratic colleagues, including 16 members of the Congressional Black Caucus or Congressional Hispanic Caucus, in co-sponsoring HR1737, a bipartisan bill that would ensure that CFPB regulations related to auto loans would be transparent, allow a public

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comment period, and would share information about why the regulation is necessary and the impact it will have. This legislation only affects indirect lenders, such as auto dealers and community banks, and would allow CFPB to continue to do its job, while engaging the community in the process.

“I support CFPB’s work to prevent discrimination, which should not be tolerated in any form. But this policy would actually have a negative impact on all consumers, including minorities, by restricting access to credit and eliminating the buyer’s ability to receive a discounted auto loan. The Department of Justice’s Civil Rights division is committed to protecting consumers from discrimination, and the Congressional Budget Office has stated that this legislation will not in any way inhibit enforcement of the Equal Credit Opportunity Act.” This sounds great, but it’s also pretty much exactly the line taken by organizations representing auto dealers (for instance, a recent op-ed from the National Automobile Dealers Association president also states that HR 1737 would make things more “transparent”). Their idea was to turn the issue around from racially motivated lending practices to robbing minorities of discounted loans.

The reality is different. The bipartisan nature of HR 1737 notwithstanding, a large coalition of civil rights groups opposed HR 1737. On Nov. 17 of this year, a coalition of 24 organizations that included the NAACP, the National Urban League, the A. Philip Randolph Institute and the Center for Women Policy Studies issued a statement denouncing HR 1737.

Their reasons stemmed directly from a history of discrimination–a history that compelled the CFPB to act: “In the mid-1990s, a series of lawsuits were filed against the largest auto finance companies in the country alleging discrimination,” says the statement. “The data from those lawsuits showed that borrowers of color were twice as likely to have their loans marked up, and paid markups twice as large as similarly situated white borrowers with similar credit ratings.

“Because of that history, and with current data showing continued discrimination, the CFPB has issued guidance telling lenders that they could eliminate the risk of fair lending violations by paying compensation to dealers in ways that do not involve manipulations of the interest rate. If, however, lenders chose to continue allowing dealers to increase the interest rate for compensation, then the lender would need to take steps to ensure that discrimination does not occur.”

No, HR 1737 is still a bad bill, regardless of the bipartisan support it received in Congress. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The Rider app by TransLoc allows users to track buses live on a map and get accurate arrival predictions for their regular stops.

“Knowing whether your bus is across town or around the corner will be a huge benefit for our riders,” said Mayor Arakawa in a news release on the app. “This will save everyone valuable time and make it easier for them to plan their day.”

The Rider app can also save your favorite stops and routes, get customized alerts as well as receive important system-wide announcements about schedule changes, detours and other up-to-the-minute alterations in service so that people can make adjustments.

“The idea behind the app is to give riders more control of their public transit experience,” said Marc Takamori, Deputy Director of the Department of Transportation, in the news release. “It is very intuitive and easy to use and puts riders in control of their schedule by minimizing the wait time and avoiding anxiety over missed buses.

had been sick for some time. Apparently doctors had expected him to die a year ago, but Travis hung on. This didn’t surprise me too much, because Travis was

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The Maui County Council’s Water Resources Committee was scheduled to take up the old “Show me the water” law during their Dec. 2, 2015 meeting (MauiTime went to press at the same time as the meeting). According to a Nov. 27, 2015 press release from the Maui County Council’s media office, the reason was to discuss a new bill–introduced by Councilmember Mike Victorino–that would repeal the old law.

“The policy is often mentioned in discussions as one of the main reasons why affordable housing has not been built,” Councilmember Gladys Baisa said in the press release. “This review will provide a chance to evaluate what the policy’s true impact has been. I strongly encourage concerned members of the community to testify, especially those affected by the policy.”

The “Show me the water” law passed in 2007 in an attempt to bring residential development under control by forcing developers to prove they had a long-term water source before the county would authorize any new home construction. The result, according to Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa, has been a “severe shortage” of affordable housing in the county.

“The ‘Show me the water’ bill, the affordable housing bill, killed it,” he said at an Oct. 20, 2015 Maui Redevelopment Agency meeting at the Good Shepherd Church in Wailuku. “We have a 3,000-unit deficit. We have to change some of the laws–it takes two years to get something built.”

Victorino had previously pushed for its repeal back in 2011, but the Council only eased up on the law a bit.

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MAUITIME SAYS ALOHA TO FORMER ART DIRECTOR TRAVIS TIFFIN

tough. He tore at life, biting off huge chunks. Everything he did, everything he felt, was bigger than with most people. He was a talented artist–responsible for a few years worth of MauiTime’s covers, layouts and ads–a brave adventurer and a good friend. He was 48 years old.

“Travis was an artist in the highest sense of the word—whatever he touched turned to art,” states the obituary his wife Lisa Marie Le Donne provided to me. “It could be a paintbrush, computer mouse, pencil, groceries, or gardening tools; his eyes saw the details and wonders in everything and his hands brought unmatched beauty into the world… In lieu of flowers he would have loved for you to give your money to the next homeless guy you meet or better yet, pick him up and share a meal with him.”

What sticks most in my mind is the time back in 2008 when he and I went night kayaking. It was just a brief expedition for me, no more than an hour or two, but in the subsequent story I wrote about it (“Night Kayaking,” May 29, 2008–which was one of the last MauiTime articles I did before taking off on what became a threeyear hiatus), I think I did a decent job of capturing some of Travis’ spirit: “If you haven’t already figured it out, Travis is a true adventurer. He’s gone all over the world and experienced all kinds of wonders. Once, at night, he launched out of Makena Landing and paddled all the way to Molokini and back—a total trip of seven miles. He was just about to the islet when he realized his kayak was taking on more water than he should. He made it back to Makena, but apparently just barely. “‘Paddling out was tough, but paddling back was easy,’ he told me. ‘I mean, if you stop, you die.’”

Anyway, that’s how I remember him.

Rest in peace, man.

Travis Tiffin and Lisa Marie Le Donne

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Professional patients now help train wouldbe doctors, especially in the most delicate and dreaded of exams (gynecological and prostate), where a becalming technique improves outcomes. One “teaching associate” of Eastern Virginia Medical School told The Washington Post in September that the helpers act as “enthusiastic surgical dummies” to 65 medical colleges, guiding rookie fingers through the trainer’s own private parts. The prostate associate might helpfully caution, “No need for speed here,” especially since he will be bending over for as many as nine probings a day. A gynecological teaching associate, mentoring the nervous speculum-wielder, might wittily congratulate pupils on having a front-row sight line the “GTA” will never witness: an up-close view of her own cervix.

U.S. and European entrepreneurs offer extreme “games” in which liabilitywaiving “players” volunteer for hours of kidnapping, pain and death threats, but the cult-like, under-the-radar “McKamey Manor” in Southern California (said to have a waiting list of 27,000) is notable for the starkness of its threats of brutality -- and the absence of any “safe word” with which a suddenly reluctant player can beg off. (Only Russ McKamey himself decides if a player has had enough.) The “product” is “100 percent fear,” he said.

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LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS At a ceremony in Kabul in November, prominent Afghan developer Khalilullah Frozi signed a $95 million contract to build an 8,800-unit township and was, according to a New York Times dispatch, toasted for his role in the country’s economic rebirth. However, at nightfall, Frozi headed back to prison to resume his 15-year sentence for defrauding Kabul Bank of nearly $1 billion in depositors’ money. Because he remains one of Afghanistan’s elite, arrangements were made for him to work days but spend his nights in prison (in comfortable quarters). Said one Western official, laconically, “[I]f you have stolen enough money, you can get away with it.”

CULTURAL DIVERSITY Before the terrorist murders gripped Paris, President Francois Hollande and Iran’s President Hassan Rouhani had been trying to arrange a formal dinner during Rouhani’s planned visit to the city to celebrate the two countries’ role in the recent accord limiting Iran’s nuclear development. France’s RTL radio news reported that “dinner” is apparently more vexing than “nuclear weaponry”–as Rouhani demanded an alcohol-free meal, which was nixed by Hollande, who insisted that the French never dine without wine.

In October, the student newspaper of Toronto’s Ryerson University reported a mighty scandal that upset the student body: The school’s executive offices’ restrooms routinely supply two-ply toilet paper while most other campus buildings offer only one-ply. Following up on the hard-hitting Ryerson Eyeopener’s expose, The Canadian Press noted that the universities of Guelph, Ottawa and Toronto comfort all toilet-users’ bottoms the same.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Nicholas Allegretto, 23, was convicted of shoplifting in Cambridge, England, in October (in absentia, because he is still at large). The prosecutor knows Allegretto is his man because, shortly after the February theft, police released a surveillance photo of Allegretto leaving the store with the unpaid-for item, and Allegretto had come to a police station to complain that the suddenly public picture made him look guilty.

In fact, he claimed, he intended to pay for the item but had gotten distracted (and besides, he added, his body language often looks somewhat “dodgy,” anyway).

LOWERING THE BAR IN ZERO TOLERANCE The six-year-old son of Martha Miele was given an automatic three-day out-ofschool suspension at Our Lady of Lourdes in Cincinnati in October after, emulating actions of his favorite Power Rangers characters, he pretended to shoot a bow and arrow at another student. Principal Joe Crachiolo was adamant, insisting that he has “no tolerance for any real, pretend or imitated violence.” An exasperated Martha Miele confessed she was at a loss about how a six-year-old boy is supposed to block out the concept of a super-hero fighter (and instead imagine, say, a superhero counselor?). ■

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STORY BY: ANTHONY PIGNATARO PHOTOS BY: CHRIS ARCHER

A few weeks ago the state Land Use Commission LUC met at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center to discuss the final environmental impact statement (EIS) for Olowalu Town, a massive development project pushed by Bill Frampton and Dave Ward. The project is billed as a “complete community”–containing its own housing, public infrastructure, recreation, commercial development and open space. The LUC didn’t decide the fate of the EIS (or the project), but will meet again at the MACC on Dec. 7 to take it up again.

Given that the project has been in development for the last decade, there’s a considerable cache of documents that outline more than a few concerns. In fact, they catalog a very long list of pretty substantial problems. While the list below is by no means a comprehensive list of everything that’s wrong with the proposed Olowalu Town–that would take something approximating a second environmental impact statement–it does include a lot of issues that might doom the plan. For more information, check out SaveOlowalu.org.

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Olowalu Town will include approximately 1,500 homes.

That means about 4,000 residents would live there.

Olowalu’s current population, as of the 2010 census, is 80.

The project is so big that it will require the relocation of Honoapiilani Highway as it travels through Olowalu.

Though billed as a way to address Maui’s housing need, the project

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will actually build too much housing for West Maui. “The project will exceed the [Planning] Department’s estimated housing need and provide a rationale for exceeding the demand,” Planning Director Will Spence said in an April 17, 2012 letter to developers Bill Frampton and Heidi Bigelow.

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Developers bill the project as a “Smart Location” under LEED Neighborhood Development standards. This simply means that it encourages the building of neighborhoods near already existing public

transportation. The county’s Planning Department took issue with this, in its April 17, 2012 letter to Frampton and Bigelow.

“Please justify how this project, located four miles away from the edge of Lahaina, meets ‘Smart Location’ for LEED Neighborhood Development standards,” Spence wrote.

In their response written three years later, developers Frampton and Ward denied that this was a problem and insisted that “Olowalu has historically been used for housing.”

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The Draft EIS, issued in 2012, states that “As recently as the 1930’s,

Olowalu was a thriving plantation town.” According to the county Planning Department, this isn’t even close to true. “Throughout its history, Olowalu was at most a ‘camp’ and at most a ‘village,’” Spence wrote in his April 17, 2012 letter. “In 1930, census-taker Kenichi Takayama recorded the population of Olowalu as being 447 persons.”

Spence helpfully offered to Frampton and Bigelow that the county has “extensive information about West Maui’s camps, villages, and towns, including

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According to county Planning Director Will Spence (who noted this in his 2012 letter), the project exists in a “known tsunami and flood hazard area.” In their 2015 response to Spence, the developers said that their “proposed drainage improvements” would “reduce the potential for flooding.”

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Nene–an endangered species–are found in Olowalu, yet the EIS (as the County of Maui noted in 2012) contains no explanation as to how developers will protect the species. In 2015, the developers responded to the county’s concerns by reiterating that their project wouldn’t harm the birds.

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Lahaina, Olowalu, Puukolii, and Ukumehame if you would like further clarification.”

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Most of the maps included in the EIS aren’t to scale. “[A]almost all maps say “Not To Scale” which makes it difficult to determine distances among and between uses,” the State Office of Planning (OP, which advises the LUC) said in a Nov. 17, 2015 letter to the LUC. “The Conceptual Master Plan map in particular, should be to scale.”

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The public has never given a chance to review the developers’ complete Traffic Impact Analysis Report, which the state OIP told the developers to prepare back in 2012. “Given the significance of the issue and extensive revisions made following the “Preliminary” TIAR, the public should be given the opportunity to review this final TIAR,” the state Office of Planning said in their Nov. 17, 2015 letter.

Archaeological studies and surveys “for the entire Olowalu area were not included in the Draft FEIS,” stated the OP on Nov. 17, 2015. This is concerning because “new sites and cultural material have been found” in recent surveys and the State Historic Preservation Division (SHPD) “has not reviewed and commented on the Draft EIS,” according to the OP’s Nov. 17, 2015 letter.

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The project will use a lot of water.

The EIS approximates the water use at about 750,000 million gallons per day (gpd). But five years ago, the county’s Department of Water Supply put the estimate at closer to “between approximately 900,000 and a little more than 2 million gpd, according to system standards,” according to an Aug. 5, 2010 letter from thenWater Supply Director Jeffrey Eng to Colleen Suyama, a consultant who was preparing the Olowalu EIS. In that letter, Eng also dryly noted that “as of 2008, the sustainable yield set by the Commission on Water Resource Management for the Olowalu aquifer is 2 million gallons per day.”

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The project will draw water from state lands. “Source of surface

water is state lands,” states a handwritten note on a Mar. 20, 2012 memo from the state Department of Land and Natural Resources. “Applicants need to work towards getting a water license and license to access state lands.” More than three years later, on Oct. 26, 2015, Colleen Suyama replied, stating that “We further acknowledge that the source of surface water is State lands. As required, the applicant will obtain a water license and lease to access State lands.”

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The project will also consume a great deal of agricultural land.

And the County of Maui doesn’t like that. “[T]he DEIS inadequately justifies the removal of 621 acres of agricultural land, including 121 acres of Prime Agricultural Land,” Spence wrote in 2012. “Suggesting that these 621 acres are a small percent of Maui’s Agricultural lands neglects the fact that these are prime lands that demand special protection.”

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What’s more, the lands the developers have set aside for ag are some of the lowest quality in the area. “[T]he majority–80 percent–of the Master Plan Site Area has ‘A’ and ‘B’ classified soils, while about 19 percent of the site is of the lowest, least productive classification ‘E,’” Spence noted in his April 17, 2012 letter.

“It is noted that this area where the least productive AG soil exists is the area surrounding the Olowalu Stream–the precise area where the Master Plan proposes to retain as AG land within the Olowalu Cultural Reserve.” In their response submitted three years later on Oct. 26, 2015, Olowalu Town developers Frampton and Ward argued that “farming is not the sole means of improving or increasing the long-term sustainability of Hawaii’s economy” and that “providing homes” could also do wonders. They developers also noted that greenhouses and hydroponic farming are making great strides today.

The coral reef off Olowalu is one of the healthiest on Maui–perhaps in the entire state. Biologist Pauline Fiene noted this in her 2012 comments on the EIS. “We don’t get to decide where our special natural places are on Maui,” she wrote. “Nature decides that. All we can decide is where our development is going to be. And if there were a reef on the whole island that cries out for respite and exemption from urban development above it, it would be Olowalu.

It has developed over centuries and there is literally nothing to replace it.” For this reason, Fiene noted, she was “baffled” as to why a project on this scale was even being considered for Olowalu.

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In 2015, the project developers reiterated, despite the concerns of Spence and biologists like Fiene, that Olowalu Town “is not expected to adversely affect the reef environment and nearshore water quality.” Big wave surfer and former Maui County Ocean Safety supervisor Archie Kalepa didn’t buy it. “If they develop Olowalu into a community and a hotel, the effect it will have on that ecosystem–the waterfront and the reefs–will be such a great impact that it will socially ruin that reef,” he said. “When I say ‘socially,’ I’m talking about the fishes, the sharks, all the marine life that exist… Olowalu’s one of the few places we have left. I don’t think that from an environmental standpoint that it’s a good idea for us to develop that area.”

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Though the EIS notes that Olowalu’s irrigation system is “quite dated, with portions of it built in the late 19th and early 20th centuries,” it neither identifies the system’s location on its maps nor acknowledges that its age may qualify it for listing on the National Register of Historic Places–which Spence said in 2012 may “have an adverse impact on this resource,” as it would require additional protections during the project’s development.

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The EIS, Spence noted, contains no specific information on how the project will impact police, fire and solid waste services. “It is insufficient to merely state that the hospital or police facilities are located a certain distance from Olowalu, or that a fire station site will be discussed for possible inclusion in the public/quasipublic area,” Spence noted in 2012.

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Though Olowalu sits astride the only road between Lahaina and Ma‘alaea, the county Planning Department noted that the project EIS doesn’t evaluate the project’s traffic impacts (or what might mitigate those impacts) to those two towns.

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The project also includes 375,000 square feet of commercial development. To put this figure into perspective, the new Target in Kahului covers 140,000 square feet.

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In 2012, Spence noted that the project EIS “underestimates” costs to county in terms of police, fire, civil defense, housing and human concerns, public works and planning. It also underestimates costs to the state in terms of education, medical, prison and highway services.

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Based many of these concerns (as well as others), the state Office of Planning concluded in its Nov. 17, 2015 letter that the LUC not approve the Olowalu Town EIS. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Though they included no detailed protection plan in their EIS, developers insist that “Olowalu Stream will not be altered during implementation of the Master Plan.”

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mentary activities for travelers of all sizes and passions. The morning outrigger canoe paddling is just one of their adventures that I’d put on the must-try list. After a quick briefing with the steersman, you paddle out for a little jaunt around the Wailea coastline in the Four Seasons canoe while the ocean is still crystalline.

They even bring masks so you can do a little snorkeling and fish-spotting. You can reserve a seat on any of the boats leaving from 7am to 10am, and there are five trips every morning.

Other free Four Seasons resort activities include fitness, scuba diving, tennis and Hawaiian crafts. If fitness is your thing, daily ocean view exercise classes start at 7:45am daily, with yoga, meditation, pilates, zumba, SUP yoga and spin. You can also take advantage of their 24-hour fitness machines that include cybex, elliptical, stairmaster, treadmills and bikes. The beach walk fronting the resort is also one of my favorite places to run or walk, and it runs from the Marriott to Polo Beach.

Beach time is really cushy when you do it Four Seasons-style. Free snorkel gear is available to check out the reef.

Four Seasons attendants will also set up a beach-side camp for you with an umbrella, chairs and table (then they come around with ice water and mini muffins). While they do not have cocktails and food service on the beach, they have a little stand nearby for snacks like bagels and ice cream.

If the sand isn’t your thing, you can always relax under one of their 58 cabanas.

They are also complimentary, and poolside attendants can get you set up with chair covers, towels and spritzes from the fountain pool to the waterfall pool.

Up at the Serenity adult pool, cabanas are decked out and designed in Missoni. The

Four Seasons is also home to one of the top rated spas in the nation. The spa is offering kama`aina $129 massages or anti-aging facials. They’re also known for their wellness treatments, hydra facials and i-lipo body shaping treatments, but now botox and juvederm are available, too. In 2015, Four Seasons took over management of the Salon, and they’re now offering $55 signature pedicures or blowouts for Kama‘aina Season.

The three restaurants at the Four Seasons are also catering to kama‘aina with Wolfgang Puck’s Spago and Ferraro’s Bar e Ristorante offering two-for-one entrees, while Duo Steak and Seafood will take 20 percent off your entire bill.

Other evening entertainment, food and drinks can be enjoyed at the Lobby Bar. Also fun in the evening is their Game Room, where we enjoyed video games, big screen TVs, foosball, ping-pong, pool tables, shuffle board and board games until the wee hours.

“For many who live here in Hawaii, the holidays represent the busiest time of the year,” Weitzel said. “Almost all residents are inundated with work responsibilities. It gives us great pleasure to open our doors to our extended ‘ohana during the pre-holiday rush, so they can remember exactly why they live here.”

Kama‘aina Season is available at the Four Seasons Wailea through Dec. 19, with prices starting at $299 with no resort fees.

To make a reservation, call 808-874-8000 (Hawaii state ID required). ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/lifestyle

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hen Four Seasons Wailea opened in 1990, it was one of those rare places Maui residents rarely glimpsed unless you worked there. Now, for the first time, they’ve opened their doors with what they call a Kama‘aina Season.

“So many of our fellow kama‘aina spend their days providing service for our island’s visitors, and we are excited to turn the tables, to open our doors to our extended ‘ohana so that we can pamper them,” said General Manager Jean Claude Weitzel. “The Golden Rule, to treat people as you would like to be treated, has always been at the core of Four Seasons Hotels and Resorts, and our employees live and breathe this philosophy. The combination of the Four Seasons service culture and the spirit of aloha promise many memorable moments for our guests. We are simply delighted to be able to welcome kama‘aina to experience the resort.”

They make pushing the pamper button at Four Seasons easy. As soon as you step foot on the resort, the staff immediately sets about making everything as comfortable as possible. When you first arrive, for instance, rather than stand in a queue, you’re asked to have a seat on the lobby couches and refresh with ginger lemonade and cold towels while they get you checked in. Then escorts take you to your room. It’s like they don’t want you to lift a finger. The rooms are some of the largest on the island–a minimum 600 square feet, with sprawling verandas that overlook the ocean and spacious closets and bathrooms.

As far as I’m concerned, a staycation could be spent entirely in their beautiful rooms, but my nine-year-old disagrees.

Luckily the resort has plenty of compli-

upside of staying by the pool is taking advantage of their gourmet menu available from the resort chefs as well as cocktail, beer and wine service.

Families staycationing will love the Kids for All Seasons program, which runs daily for guests ages five to 12.

Even though my daughter could have stayed with me, she opted to hang out in their cool headquarters with a rock climbing wall, air hockey, movies and crafts. They went on a scavenger hunt around the property and she reported it was a blast. The staff at Kids for All Seasons were really helpful, sending me on my way with a full schedule of where they would be at any given time and the camp counselors’ cell phone numbers.

While your kids are enjoying scavenger hunts, it’s prime time for shopping.

The Four Seasons has different local artists selling their items everyday in the lobby from 9am to 1pm. I perused Mika McCann’s beautiful handcrafted baskets made from materials she grows on the slopes of Haleakala. The lobby also has an incredible museum quality collection of art to peruse with a self-guided tour.

The 22 Knots and Cabana boutiques are setting up special kama‘aina sales for up to 40 to 60 percent off merchandise. You will see hard-to-find-on-Maui brands like Jimmy Choo, Valentino and Lanvin at 22 Knots, while Cabana has the perfect resort wear and beach bohemia mix of local and designer goods like James Perse and Alice + Olivia.

Ports has candy, gifts and some cool Tom’s sunglasses which, similar to their shoe line, give the gift of sight to someone in need when you buy them.

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erraro’s at the Four Seasons Wailea offers a spectacular setting in which to immerse yourself in the creative Italian cuisine of Chef Craig Dryhurst and Sous Chef Marco Calenzo. The restaurant is nestled into the property’s northwest corner, requiring you to take a romantic stroll through the lobby and past their fountain pool under the stars in the evening, or bright azure skies if it’s day. The restaurant does lunch and dinner nightly.

The decor is modern but has hints of European influence are seen in the wrought iron furnishings, columns surrounding the bar and sculptures. The pretty warm colors coming from the open fire in the kiawe wood burning oven adds ambiance, and the smells of fresh dough and flatbread baking inside are marvelous.

The blanket of stars overhead are the real stunners–that is, until your food arrives.

The menu is very cleverly lit up at night, almost like a tablet screen. Since you’re dining by candle and starlight, this proves to be their high tech solution, and makes for fun conversation.

The menu starts with antipasti, then moves through primi and secondi. Chef Dryhurst has also designed a Wellness Menu with amazing vegan and vegetarian dishes, and while it doesn’t light up like the other one, it includes some great dining options as well.

I started with the crudos of ahi, ono and salmon and the Ferraro’s salad. The crudos is one of my favorite dishes here: simple raw fish, but each fleshy bite is paired with a seasoning to bring out the flavor–ahi with mint and ginger, ono with cucumber celery and meyer lemon and salmon with sweet sour shallot. Ferraro’s endive salad has crunchy hazelnut sprinkled over gooey

dates and pear slices. I like the way bitter and sweet play together in this starter.

For primi, I went with the lobster gnocchi sardi.

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by Calenzo, and the gnocchi sardi is a delectable ribbed shell shape. I know you were thinking that gnocchi is a potato dumpling sort of a pasta, right? Well, the Italians are full of surprises. In Sardinia, the gnocchi sardi is short for gnocchetti sardi–a pasta. Regardless, it’s a delicious dish with large chunks of lobster and a creamy sundried tomato vodka sauce.

On secondi, their porcini dusted seared ahi was a gorgeous dish. The semi raw filet came on a bed of Swiss chard and fregola pasta. Fregola resembles quinoa, but it’s a tiny rolled pasta also from Sardinia. It takes a big appetite to dine like an Italian with primi and secondi courses following antipasti, but Ferraro’s will let you do it with style (you can also split plates for family members if you wish to share).

If you’re eating from the Wellness Menu, the kale strawberry salad is locally sourced and delicious. The Trio of Cauliflower entree is also fabulous, while the Hamakua mushroom fettucini with cashew cream Alfredo sauce will make you wish you were vegan–it’s that good. The mushroom pasta Alfredo is one of those dishes that proves eating vegan can be really filling.

At lunch, Ferraro’s menu changes, and the dining room transforms under giant shade umbrellas. You will still see the stone baked pizza, pastas, appetizers with Italian flair. But with lunch entrees they also add sandwiches and some non-Italian entrees.

The foccacia bread they serve is wonderful and features in a few of their sandwiches like the grilled mahi. That’s served with your choice of a side, salad, onion rings, fries, grilled veggies or fresh fruit. Wraps are also an option. Ferraro’s keeps the children’s menu the same for lunch and dinner; they have so much to choose from the kids won’t be disappointed.

Ferraro’s has a great buy-one-entree-getone free deal for kama‘aina. They also have an 8 Till Late promotion where wine is half off after 8pm, but the two deals cannot be combined. The 8 Till Late deal is also available to everyone, not just kama‘aina.

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This Weeks Picks FRIDAY, DEC. 4 HAIKU HILLBILLYS – Randall Rospond and the Haiku Hillbillys invite you to the release of their third album Rodeo Dreams at Charley’s. They formed in 1997, but the Haiku Hillbillys have been serving up banjo pickin’ blues on Maui since 2003. With Rand Coon on banjo/ guitar/ vocals, Thomas Goodlunas on violin, Klaus Simmer on keyboards, Joel Katz on lap steel, Kerry Sofaly on drums, Marcus Johnson on bass and Randall on guitar and lead vocals, the vibes will create a hoedown. $10-15. 10pm. Charley’s Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), Haikuhillbillys.com. Photo: David Randall

BODY ALIVE YOGA OPEN HOUSE – Bodyy Alive Yoga invites you to a Open House for an evening of stretching, shopping and shaking.

Rachel G and Megan will lead a free class from 4:45-6pm. A variety of vendors will also be there along with DJ Remy, who’ll keep things to the funky. Stretch, sip and shake your way into 95 W. holidays! 4:45-9pm. Body Alive Yoga (1995 a.com.

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FRIDAY, DEC. 4 THE LAMBSBREAD – The Lambsbread will play live at Casanova. Lead by Kaya and Nadia, the group has shared the stage with reggae acts like SOJA, Barrington Levy, The Green and Ky Mani Marley. Marty Dread and DJ IRIE DOLE will join the lineup. $12 Presale. $15 Door. 10pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.).

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BLACK LIGHT YOGA – Afterglow Yoga invites you to Blacklight Yoga.

Come in your favorite whites and brights, sample kombucha/chai and get painted by blacklight painters. The evening will feature a belly dance performance as well as an hour stretch sesh. All experience levels are welcome. Space is limited. $5. 6pm. Afterglow Yoga (1942 Main St., Ste 103A, Wailuku), Afterglowyoga.com. Photo courtesy Afterglow Yoga Facebook page

SATURDAY, DEC. 5 SUSAN CASEY – The Merwin Conservancy’s Green Room presents author Susan Casey at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). With an impressive resume that includes a stint with O Magazine, Time and Sports Illustrated Women, Casey’s storytelling skills are undeniable. She’ll discuss her latest book, Voices in the Ocean. The evening will also feature a book signing, pupu and live music. $35+. $10+ students /ages 3-18). 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org.

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RACHAEL YAMAGATA – Catch an intimate performance with musician Rachael Yamagata at the Maui Theatre. A former member of Bumpus, Yamagata has performed at Carnegie Hall, the White House and Madison Square Garden.

Her music can be found in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Grey’s Anatomy and How I Met Your Mother. Gail Swanson will open the show. A portion of the proceeds benefit Mana‘o Hana Hou Radio. $35-45. 7pm. Maui Theatre (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900, Mauitheatre.com. Photo courtesy Mana‘o Hana Hou Radio

SATURDAY, DEC. 5 ERIK AEDER EXHIBIT– Surfrider Foundation Maui presents a photo exhibit and book signing for surf photographer Erik Aeder at Lumeria. Aeder's beautiful photography has appeared in National Geographic Adventure, Time and Men’s Journal. Shop Aeder’s work, dine on garden-to-table pupus courtesy of The Wooden Crate and help support Surfrider Foundation’s conservation efforts. $25. 5pm-7pm. Lumeria Maui (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877, Lumeriamaui.com. Photo courtesy Erik Aeder Facebook page

SOLAR INFO SESSION – Maui Tomorrow invites the public to a solar and battery system info session. It’s open to anyone considering a self-supply PV system, and three Maui solar companies will be there to offer a mix of on- and off-grid systems. The tour is free but registration is required. You will get specifics when you register. 12-3pm. Maui-tomorrow.org/solartour.

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SATURDAY, DEC. 5 CHRYSANTHEMUM FESTIVAL – The 63rd annual Chrysanthemum Festival returns to the Wailuku Community Center. Presented by Maui’s Sons and Daughters of Nisei Veterans, the festival has traditionally honored those of American-Japanese heritage (Maui AJA Veterans Inc). A formal coronation of the queen will occur along with a full court presentation, and there will be exhibits and entertainment.

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BANYAN TREE LIGHTING – See Lahaina’s historic Banyan Tree lit up during the annual Holiday Lighting ceremony this Saturday and Sunday, Dec. 5 and 6. On Saturday, Santa Claus will appear (noon) and there will be cookie decorating and photo ops with the Hawaiian snowman (4pm). The Lahainaluna High School Band, along with other local musicians, will add to the holiday cheer. The music will continue on Sunday. Bring one canned or non perishable food item for admission to the “North Pole” winter wonderland. Free. Saturday (9am7pm), Sunday (9am-5pm), Banyan Tree Park, Visitlahaina.com. Photo courtesy Visitlahaina.com

SUNDAY, DEC. 6 HOLIDAY POPS – Christmas is in the air and the Maui Pops Orchestra is back with their Holiday Pops concert at the MACC. Featuring Mannheim Steamroller, the Trans-Siberian Orchestra and Christmas at the Movies, the orchestra will definitely get you into the holiday spirit. What’s more, actress and Broadway showstopper Capathia Jenkins will join the festivities. $15-50+. 3pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo of Capathia Jenkins courtesy the MACC

WILD BREWS – Choice Health Bar invites you on a wild food, fermentation and Japanese fusion journey. Your guides will be Sunny Savage (author of Wild Food Plants of Hawaii), Cory Anderson (brewmaster of Awaken Tea Kombucha) and Takashi “Asa” Asakawa (chef of Garden Sushi at Choice Health Bar). Guests will get a six-course meal, complete with a complimenting kombucha flavor at each course. 3-5pm & 6:30-8:30pm. $60-80. Choice Health Bar (1087 Limahana Pl., Lahaina), Choicehealthbar.com.

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TUESDAY, DEC. 8 MAUI WEDDING ASSOCIATION HOLIDAY PARTY – Holiday party season is in full swing and the Maui Wedding Association (MWA) is no exception.

Join them for their annual Christmas Party at Mulligan’s On the Blue. Enjoy an evening of cocktails, cupcakes and community. Dinner, dancing and donations for Toys for Tots are just a few of the agenda items. Come one, come all. Members: Toys for Tots Donation/ Guests: $25 & Toys for Tots Donation. 5:308:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea), Mauiweddingassociation.com. Photo courtesy Maui Wedding Association Facebook page

THE STYLISTICS – The 1970s sensations The Stylistics will take their soul and R&B to the MACC. Today, the group’s catalog can be heard as the soundtrack to many television shows and movies. They’re known for their love songs, so enjoy the evening of holiday cheer with special someone. $35-65+. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului) Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

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The American Dream Idealized ‘Brooklyn’ may be fluff but at least it’s elegant ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 111 Min.

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hen I drive with my father through Paia, he likes to note how the town looked in the 1960s and names various stores and places of business that are no longer there. In my own way, I share this love of the way Maui used to look and get nostalgic over the places I grew up with that have long since vanished. I sometimes drive around Kahului and glance at places I used to attend, having to remind myself that they aren’t there anymore. I mention this sort of nostalgia, which I suppose is universal, because of the care and beauty taken in crafting the look of the film Brooklyn.

Saoirse Ronan stars as Eilis, an Irish woman who moves to New York in search of employment and strives to create a new life for herself. Living in a boardinghouse, she works at a convenience store, and falls in love with an Italian sweetheart, Tony (Emory Cohen). Later, she makes a return visit to Ireland and finds temptation in the form of an interested young man (Domhnall Gleeson). Eilis finds herself with two different worlds

(and two very different but equally interested suitors) to choose from.

It’s one thing for director John Crowley to adapt Colm Toibin’s novel as a lovely, charming reflection on a woman’s pilgrimage to 1950’s New York. It’s another thing for the film’s color palette to appear so vibrant, the film’s physical recreation of New York and (briefly) Coney Island come across as gorgeous facsimiles of how The Big Apple is fondly remembered.

The look of Brooklyn reflects the idealism of The American Dream, as well as an affection for a time long gone.

I haven’t been a fan of Ronan’s work or her movies (save for Byzantium). Here, she conveys Eilis’ vulnerability and gradual, newfound confidence. She’s quite good and, at times, she reminded me of the way Maureen O’Hara could hold the screen in such a captivating manner. Cohen is playing a cliché but he plays Tony with such an uncommon sensitivity that I grew to love the character. Jim Broadbent and Jessica Pare appear far too briefly.

Gleeson is to this movie what James Marsden was for The Notebook. Namely, he plays the second act love interest who, let’s face it, is handsome but doesn’t have a real shot at being “the

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love of her life.” This plot development is fairly predictable, as is much of Brooklyn, but at least Gleeson, to his credit, doesn’t play the role with mustachetwirling smugness the way Marsden did.

In fact, Gleeson’s reserved performance is a breath of fresh air from the Italian family scenes, which are a problem.

Much of Brooklyn engages with Eilis’ growth in confidence and experiences of self discovery but the scenes that come across as forced are easily with Tony’s colorful, utterly stereotypical ItalianAmerican family. The focus in these scenes are on Tony’s eight year old little brother, played by a hammy young actor, who “performs” like he’s playing Don

Corleone in a school play.

I prefer Ron Howard’s far more commercial but richer and just as Hollywoodized Far and Away , which is equally celebratory about the Irish immigration experience.

The best moments are small observations: when an Irishman in a New York soup kitchen starts singing, those around him sit quietly, their eyes lost in memories of the past. It’s a beautiful scene. So are the closing scenes, in which Eilis gently guides another young immigrant into the right line at Ellis Island and the tender final reveal. Brooklyn may be fluff and nothing new but it’s been elegantly made and performed with affection. ■

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RIFFTRAX LIVE: SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY - NR - Holiday - The 1972 cult classic about Santa trying to retrieve his sleigh from Florida gets the RiffTrax Live treatment. 110 min.

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BROOKLYN - PG13 - Drama/Romance - An Irish immigrant falls in love after arriving in Brooklyn in the 1950s, then must choose between her new home and her old. See this week’s film review. 111 min.

THE PEANUTS MOVIE - G - Animation/Comedy - Snoopy takes on his nemesis while Charlie Brown tries to get back home. 93 min.

CREED - PG13 - Drama/Sports - Rocky Balboa is back again, this time as a trainer for Adonis Creed, the son of Rocky’s late former rival Apollo Creed. 132 min.

THE GOOD DINOSAUR - PG - Animation/Adventure - A dinosaur makes friends with a human, which is all manner of impossible but whatever it’s a Disney/Pixar cartoon. 100 min.

HUNGER GAMES: THE MOCKINGJAY PART 2 - PG13 - Adventure/SciFi - Katniss must lead her revolutionary army to victory against President Snow while everything hangs in the balance because war, etc. 137 min.

LOVE THE COOPERS - PG13 - Comedy - Four generations of one family get together for Christmas. Hilarity apparently ensues. Stars a bunch of famous actors. 106 min.

THE MARTIAN - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Matt Damon plays an astronaut who accidentally gets left on Mars, then has to survive and find a way to tell Earth he’s still there. Also stars Jessica Chastain. 141 min.

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SPOTLIGHT - R - History/Drama - The story of how the Boston Globe uncovered a big child molestation scandal within the Catholic Church. 128 min.

TRUMBO - R - Biography/Drama - The life of Hollywood screenwriter Dalton Trumbo (Bryan Cranston) as he tries to make a living amidst the anti-communist Blacklisting of the 1940s and ‘50s. 124 min.

VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN - PG13 - Drama/ SciFi - It’s the story of Frankenstein, but from the perspective of Igor (which, as you know, should be pronounced “eye-gor”). Stars Daniel Radcliffe and James McAvoy. 109 min.

LAST CHANCE THE LAST WITCH HUNTER - PG13 - Action/ Fantasy - Vin Diesel plays some badass who destroys witches. 106 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS NAHKO & MEDICINE FOR THE PEOPLE - Thu. Dec 3. Oregon native Nahko considers himself to be a “citizen in service to the planet.” Get down to some hip hop beats blended with some folk rock, tribal energy and conscious messages. $20, $38.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MARVIN TEVAGA - Sat. Dec 5. Come down to Pi and jam with us this weekend! Marvin Tevaga was born and raised here on the island of Maui where his love for music began. At age eight he picked up the ukulele for the first time; 20 years later he’s still strumming away. 10pm. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; pi808.com RASTA WEDNESDAY - Wed. Dec 9. Come chill with DJ Irie Dole as he helps you get your groove on. Best Reggae jams from Paia to Kapalua.

10pm. Paradise Grill, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; Paradisegrillkb.com

STAGE SHOWS ‘ELF THE MUSICAL’ - Fri. Dec 4. The beloved musical comedy about young orphan Buddy who mistakenly crawls into Santa’s bag and grows up thinking he is an elf. $20. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Mon and Sun). Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. Gold Circle VIP seating $99, General seating $79, Teen $65, Child $49, Infants free. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Daily (except Sun). Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best magicians, treats you to the best “closeup” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the royal flush package.

5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Performer Darren Lee makes it easy for you to relive the days of Blue Hawaii. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Check out PWF’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org MARK TWAIN - Fri. Dec 4. Enjoy a performance of “An Evening With Mark Twain” by Rick Scheideman.

With humor and wisdom Mark Twain shares aspects of his fascinating life including his time on Maui. The romantic Pioneer Inn Courtyard is the setting for this unique and entertaining experience with a talk-back Twain session immediately following the performance. $20. 6pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St, Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com MAUI MAGICIAN HOLDEN MOWAT - Sun. Dec 6. Interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance at center stage with the magic veteran from the awardwinning Kupanaha Magic Dinner Show. 11:30am.

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5:15pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com TRISH DA DISH - Mon. Dec 7. Enjoy lots of laughs, trivia, a pop quiz, teams and good times.

10pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O TRICKS - Tue. Be amused and amazed by the high energy comedy.

6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com SLACK KEY WITH LED KAAPANA - Wed. Dec 9. Kaapana will be performing at George Kahumoku Jr.’s Slack Key Show with the masters of Hawaiian music. 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com

FOODIE SCENE SUSHI WITH CHEF IVAN BERSAMIN AND CHEF TOM KAMIJO - Thu. Dec 3. Come join us at our new Sushi Bar. 5pm. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com SPAGHETTI DINNER FUNDRAISER - Sat. Dec 5. Music by Kawika Ortiz and all proceeds go to Toy For Tots. $10. 7pm. Steel Horse Saloon, (1234 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-245-2206.

PI ARTISAN PIZZA BACKYARD BRUNCH Sun. Enjoy delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pi’s, and pi BBQ specials. 10am. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com CHARLEY’S BLOODY SUNDAYS - Sun. Dec 6. The best and only Bloody Mary bar on Maui.

7am. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com SUNDAY BRUNCH - Sun. Dec 6. A Cow Pig Bun Menu and NFL Sunday Ticket? That’s sounds about right. 9am. Cow Pig Bun, (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-875-8100.

KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun, Dec 6. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Tastings from a variety of regions around the globe such as Sicily, the Loire Valley, the Iberian Peninsula and America’s West Coast. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines. Price includes three glasses of wine and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm. Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808662-6681; Montagehotels.com/kapalua SUNDAY OHANA BARBECUE NIGHTS - Sun. Dec 6. Spago will host an ohana barbecue night that includes delectables options such as Whole Roasted Suckling Pig, Barbecue Baked Beans in Ti Leaf, Sweet Corn Bread, Hawaiian Potato Salad, Smoked Kula Onions, Roasted Yellow Beets, Brussel Sprouts and Apple Pie with Macadamia Ice Cream. Ticket are $48 and must be reserved for the whole table. 5:30pm. Spago, (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8000 WINE SOCIAL - Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm.

Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Daily. The monthly wine series is back on with the specials from

selected featured wineries each month. Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal specials will be available on selected premium bottles. 2pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com LUAU DINNER SHOW - Tue. Dec 8. The Ka‘anapali Beach Club is proud to announce their new luau dinner show–‘Huaka‘I–Journey through Polynesia.’ The luau festivities include traditional games, woodcarvers, cultural demonstrations and fantastic luau buffet. The hula performances are beautiful and all will enjoy the fire knife dance finale. 6pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Club, (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-661-2000; Diamondresorts.com

ART SCENE HUI HOLIDAYS 2015 - Fri. Nov 27 - Thu. Dec 24.

The Hui’s highly anticipated “Hui Holidays” artisan showcase returns with a winter wonderland of local and handmade items for everyone on your list. 9am.

Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com HO MAI KA HALA: BRING FORTH THE HALA - In collaboration with the Bishop Museum, the MACC presents “Nani I Ka Hala: Weaving Hawai‘i.”

Accompanying the exhibit is the exhibition “Ho Mai Ka Hala: Bring Forth the Hala.” The collection presents the work of contemporary Lauhala weavers in Hawaii. Lauhala weaving transfers all cultural knowledge (style, traditions, patterns and resources; language, beliefs, protocols, stories, relationships) and distinguishes the genealogical line of the weaver.

10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org FABULOUS FEATHER CREATIONS - Thu. Dec 3.

Lahaina Arts Society will feature the feather art of Ellen Levinsky. Using colorful parrot, peacock, pheasant and other bird feathers, she creates scenes of dancers, butterflies, Hawaiian petroglyphs and unique mandala designs. The background for her art is her recycled junk mail, which she transforms into pictures with the full moon and glittering stars, beach with shells and multi-colored abstracts. 11am. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Fri. Dec 4. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea, (3850 Wailea Alanui); 808-875-1234; Grandwailea.com A RAINBOW HAS FALLEN ON WAILUKU - Fri. Dec 4. Photographer and montage artist Carolyn Quan brings her work back to Maui. Her visionary tropical and figurative work is now on exhibit. 11am. Uptown Gallery/ Northshore Art and Frame, (46 Market St., Wailuku); 808-298-5035.

FRIDAY NIGHT ART NIGHT - Fri. Dec 4. Lahaina Printsellers invites you to visit their gallery. They will have live music and free mai tais for you while you check out their artist of the week. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Printsellers Ltd., (764 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-5815; Printsellers.com YASHA TAYLOR - Fri. Dec 4. Uniquely beautiful and contemporary jewelry Yasha’s designs incorporate gemstones and fine beads with gold and silver metal forming techniques. 11am.

Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com MONTAGE ART EXHIBITION - Sat. Dec 5. Located in the Sunset Room, admire and purchase artwork from various artists on Maui. 8am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat. Dec 5. What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your fa-

vorite cup of tea while watching Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com ARIEL QUIROZ - Sat. Dec 5. Ariel Quiroz conveys and evokes emotions and ideas. She stimulates the imagination and translates feelings into images that invite independent thinking, responses of joy and the value of humanity. 12pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com CECILIA BAHENA - Mon. Nov 7. Bahena works in a broad range of mediums, from traditional oils and pastels to the integration of images and handmade/painted papers in her collage pieces.

10:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Tue. Dec 8. Come meet painter Jeanne and watch her process and techniques. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com AMY TESSIER - Wed. Dec 9. Get swept into realms of mystical creatures, watery dimensions and celebrative regalia. Amy Tessier’s work ranges from pastels to watercolor and acrylics and is frequently embellished with torn papers, gesso, shiny objects, foil and other oddments. 11am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com

TICKETS ON SALE LAST COMIC STANDING - Thu. Dec 10. NBC’s top rated and Emmy Award winning comedy competition show Last Comic Standing is bringing its top finalists and this year’s winner to Maui. Laugh with funny folks like Michael Palascak, Dominique, Andy Erikson, Ian Bagg and Clayton English. Tickets are $35-65. 7pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org JAKE SHIMABUKURO - Fri. Dec 11. World renowned for his complex finger work, ‘ukulele wizard Jake Shimabukuro returns to Maui for a special rendition of the Ho‘onanea Series. Guests can also enjoy performances by special guests from the Maui Songwriters Festival. Tickets are $12, $40 and $55.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SWINGIN’ TIKI TIME PRESENTS: TIKI HOLIDAY! - Fri. Dec 11. Join Eric Gilliom and his band as they celebrate the holidays. Full buffet and show is $65 for adults and $45 for kids. Show only is $35 for adults and $15 for kids. 5:30pm. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-856-6151; 808-757-1202; Swingintikitime.com 2015 WEDDING INDUSTRY HOLIDAY PARTY - Wed. Dec 16. Be greeted with a holiday Jello shot as you enter while Shea Derrick and the Full Flavor band pump up the volume. Look forward to lots of fun, dress to impress and get out on the dance floor. Bamboo Shootz Photo Booth will also be in the house. Grab a few of their props and a funny holiday hat and pose with your friends. $50. 5pm.

Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808-8566151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com MANIFESTING YOUR VISION FOR 2016 - Fri. Dec 18 - Sat. Dec 19. Awaken and embody your most fully aligned self in 2016. Get clear and cocreate with the profound power of clarity breathwork, sacred music, mantras, conscious dance and movement, light body activation meditations, community and intention. $295-375. 8am. Clarity Breathworks; 650-279-9101; Clarity.org THE MAUI CELEBRITY SERIES PRESENTS WILLIAM SHATNER LIVE - Wed. Dec 30. Special guests Brian Evans and Louie Anderson will host the event.

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Saturday Night Diva, 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ Firefly, 10pm

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

Service Industry NIght House Music w/DJ Big Mike

The Lambsbread w/ Marty Dread & Irie Dole, 9:45pm

Mana’o Radio Presents Shea Butter & The Cream, 2pm

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm

The Haiku Hillbilly’s CD Release Party, 10pm $10

Soul Kitchen, 7pm $10 cover

NFL Sunday Ticket (Bloody Mary Bar starts at 7am)

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

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Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Night of The Living Dread w/ Marty Dread, $10, 10pm

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

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NFL/ Gina Martinelli Band, 7pm

MON- NFL, TUE- Pool League

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NFL/ Steve Craig 6-9pm, SIN, 9pm

MON- NFL/Johnny Ringo, TUE- Bingo 7-10pm, WED- Louis & Lewis, 10pm

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Paul Marchetti Band

Kanoa, 9pm

Dat Guyz, 9pm

Island Reggae, 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

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LES TROCKADEROS DE MONTE CARLO Thu. Jan 21. This ballet company has appeared in over 30 countries and over 500 cities. Wow! Now in their 40th year, the all-male “Trocks” return to the MACC with wry parodies of classical ballet. The evening will be an inspiring blend of a knowledge of dance, impeccable comic approach, and the astounding fact that men can, indeed, dance en pointe without falling flat on their faces. Tickets are $12-$65. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST CELEBRATING 15 YEARS - Sat. Jan 23. Hawaiian Islands Land Trust is celebrating 15 years in conservation. Join for a celebration under the stars at the Old Lahaina Luau. Show your love for protecting Hawaii’s precious places. Grammy and Na Hoku Hanohano winner John Cruz will headline. $175. 5pm. Old Lahaina Luau, (1251 Front St., Lahaina); 808-244-5263; Hilt.org/BBTB MAUI CELEBRITY SERIES WITH JEFF BRIDGES - Sat. Jan 23. Oscar winning actor and musician Jeff Bridges has hopped on board for the Maui Celebrity Series. VIP ticket holders will have the chance to meet and be photographed with Jeff Bridges, as well as VIP+ on stage seating. 6pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com CARLOS SANTANA - Sat. Mar 5. The iconic sound of his guitar is one of the world’s bestknown musical signatures. Equally as relevant to his island fans is the fact that throughout his impressive career, Carlos Santana has been the visionary force behind creativity that transcends musical genres and generational, cultural, and geographical boundaries. 5:30pm.

A&B Amphitheater, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org

WED- Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm $10 cover

MON-Andrew Corradini, TUE- The Houseshakers, WED- Cole Sulenta MON-Karaoke, MNF, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pms

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cappella group” conjures up an image of students in blue blazers, ties and khakis singing traditional college songs on ivied campuses... think again. Straight No Chaser (SNC) aren’t straight faced, nor are they vaudeville. Straight No Chaser has built a reputation as an unforgettable live act. $51.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

MON-Festive Movie Night w/DJ Firefly, 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ DJ’s,10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ DJ Firefly,10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Decka,10pm

SIN w/ DJ Blast,10pm

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, DECEMBER 3 VISIT SANTA - Yup, he’s here! 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com DONUTS 2 GO - Thu. Dec 3. Nathan Nunuha and the Friends of Joe Blackburn will be giving away free donuts, until they run out. Free. 8am. Corner of Vineyard and Market Streets, (104 N. Market St., Wailuku).

HOLIDAY GIFT WRAPPING - Thu. Dec 3.

Located outside of Longs Drugs Store. 10am.

Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com “PAWS” FOR READING AT WAILUKU LIBRARY - Thu. Dec 3. Take a moment for reading with your keiki, even better, have your keiki read to an assistance dog. Reading to a therapy dog can help build a keiki’s reading confidence, strengthen literacy skills and is a lot of fun. For more information or to sign-up for a session, call the Wailuku Library.

Free. 3pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org AMERICAN FOLK MUSIC - Thu. Dec 3. Sing along with Cordell Keith Haugen and Frank Uehara as they perform with a four-string ukulele and single string bucket bass. Haugen is known as part of the duo, Keith and Carmen Haugen, regulars in Waikiki venues for more than 30 years and has composed and written more than 200 songs.

6pm. Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; Librarieshawaii.org NEW GARDENER ORIENTATION - Thu. Dec 3.

Would you like to save money on groceries, grow your own organic food, and meet new people?

Grow your own 10-foot by 20-foot garden plot.

There’s a $100 annual fee to cover water usage and a small $25 security deposit. They provide all the tools and equipment needed. 8am. Hali‘imaile Community Garden, (Aoiki Street, Hali‘imaile); 415-480-4769; Haliimailegarden.com MAUI FLAG FOOTBALL LEAGUE TODAY - Thu. Dec 3. The Maui Flag Football League (MFFL) is a youth flag football league for kids from kindergarten

through 8th grade. Boys and girls are invited to join us in the fun. There are teams in Kahului, Wailuku, Lahaina, Upcountry and Kihei. Games start on Dec. 5. 8am.

Keopuolani Pit, (Kahului); Mauiflagfootball@gmail.com POLANUI HIU COMMUNITY MAKAI AREA GATHERING - Thu. Dec 3. The Polanui Hiu is comprised of a group of concerned kama‘aina over the decline of our marine resources. The Hiu believes that by involving people of like minds and like hearts and working together, the reefs can heal and find balance.

Free. 9am. Lindsey Ohana Hale, (393 Front St., Lahaina); 808-276-5593; Facebook.com/polanuihiucmma BELLY DANCE CLASSES - Thu, Tue & Wed. These classes focuses on strength, flexibility and muscle control as a solid foundation for dance. Sweat, stretch, and strengthen the muscles you need for snappy hips and fluid movements. Thursday and Tuesday classes are beginner and Wednesday is choreography. $17.

9am. Afterglow Yoga, (1942 Main St., Wailuku); 808268-9723; Afterglowyoga.com

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4 MAUI BICYCLING LEAGUE URGES CYCLISTS TO ADVOCATE FOR JUSTICE - Fri. Dec 4. Maui Bicycling League, a nonprofit organization formed to make Maui a safer place for bicyclists and pedestrians, is planning a special group ride for all interested cyclists. The purpose of the ride is to advocate for justice in the sentencing of Michael Cattaneo, a driver charged with first-degree negligent homicide in the death of 61-year-old cyclist Karl Hagen. 7:30am.

Park & Ride Lot, (N. Kihei Road).

TAMARA CATZ SAMPLE SALE - Fri. Dec 4. Celebrate their store’s 10 year anniversary with their biggest sale ever. Pupus, drinks, locally made kombucha, designer deals and more. 4pm. Tamara Catz, (83 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9184; Tamaracatz.com MERRY MERRY WAILUKU - Fri. Dec 4. A Free Family Event. 5:30pm. Wailuku First Friday, (Market Street, Wailuku).

KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - Fri. Kirtan and Mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends.

Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly He-

lekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. Call for location info. Free.

1pm. Kipahulu District, (Haleakala National Park); 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale WAILUKU FRIDAY FARMER’S MARKET - Fri. Come to Pau Hana Kava Cafe for local, organic, food, beverages and handmade goods. Pau Hana Kava Cafe will be showcasing organic produce, raw cold-pressed juices, kombucha, kava, raw food, Middle Eastern Cuisine, fresh coconut water, succulent arrangements, essential oils and jewelry. Free. 4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-6926.

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 5 THE ANNUAL BOYS AND GIRLS CLUBS OF MAUI GOLF TOURNAMENT - Sat. Dec 5.

Great prize packages, fabulous door prizes, fantastic goody bag (includes a golf shirt), delicious lunch at the Grand Wailea and a chance to win a Mercedes. 8am. Wailea Blue Golf Course, (100 Wailea Ike Dr.); 808-879-2530; Waileagolf.com 30TH ANNIVERSARY HALEAKALA WALDORF HOLIDAY FAIRE - Sat. Dec 5. Head Upcountry to the Holiday Faire. Enjoy a day of holiday shopping that includes more than 75 of Maui’s best artisans, live entertainment, great food, delicious hand made baked goods, a farmer’s market and traditional craft activities. Adults $3, free for children 2 and under. During the Elf Parade every child dressed as Santa’s helper will get a free gift. 9am. Haleakala Waldorf School, (4160 L. Kula Rd.); 808-878-2511; Waldorfmaui.org ANGEL TREE GIVING PROGRAM - Sat. Dec 5.

The event includes a Kahiau Angel Tree Kickoff Drive, Maui Music Mission Keiki Ukulele and Keiki Chorus. Enjoy performances by Na Kamali‘i Nani O Lahaina and Kid Zone Cheer Maui. 10am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com ARISE ABOVE ABUSE ARTISTS SPEAK OUT - Sat. Dec 5. Maui author, radio personality and composer Cindy Paulos will be talking and reading selections from her latest CD Arise Above Abuse, Artists Speak Out for Women. 11:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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MON- Soundlab, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

Crunch Pups

Ladies Night w/ DJ Blast

8 Track Players

Annie & The Orphans

MON - John Ness, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED- Natalie Nicole

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Willie K, 9pm $5

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Benny & Rock, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Rock, 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

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LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Live Music, 6-9pm

Live Music, 6-9pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Makai Jazz Group, 7-9pm

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WINTERFEST AT KIHEI BAPTIST CHAPEL Sat. Dec 5. They will have food, music, illusions, games, face painting, bouncy houses and lots of fun. They will also have Christmas gift items and treats available for donation to benefit Missions.

12pm. Kihei Baptist Chapel, (1655 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2112 Ext. 204; Kiheibaptist.org

10am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Free. 8am.

Gylian Solay, (North Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com

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VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat. Bring the keiki along to enjoy a fun afternoon Keiki Hula Show, great fun for the whole family. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Maui Toy Works is proud to announce a weekly Yu-Gi-Oh Card Session for all Yu-Gi-Oh Card enthusiasts. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SALSA NIGHT - Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s favorite three $4 drinks specials; well drinks, tequila, and fireballs with a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 6 KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN - Sun. Dec 6. Here’s a free hands-on cooking class perfect for young chefs ages 5 years and older. To RSVP call or stop by the customer service desk. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com WINTER HARVEST FESTIVAL - Sun. Dec 6. Kick off the holiday season with the event of the year. Enjoy live entertainment, Market Street showcasing talented local crafters, Pony Rides, Hay Rides, Silent Auction, Country Store, Artisan marketplace, Restaurant Row; fresh great food. There will be a special guest presentation by Maui Ocean Center with live marine life. Free.

9am. Kula Elementary School, (5000 Kula Hwy., Kula) ART, CRAFT AND FOOD FAIR SUNDAYS - Sun. Buy hand-made soaps, original art, jewelry and more.

FREE HULA SHOW - Sun. A completely free of charge hula show, occurring just for you. Free.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 6-9pm, no cover NFL Football Specials ALL DAY LONG

MON-Service Industry Night 5pm-close, WED- Open Mic,10pm-close

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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MON-Stay Eazy 6:30pm, WED- Celtic Christmas 7-9pm, Trish da Dish 10pm

you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. Oo Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com

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STORY OF HAWAII - Mon. Dec 7. Please join Bryant Neal , a note map historian in his illustrious and personalized presentation as he combines history, geography and cartography of the Hawaiian Islands to create an educational and entertaining experience. 10am. Montage Kapalua Bay, (1 Bay Dr. Kapalua); 808-662-6600; Montagehotels.com/Kapalua-Bay

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HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Nov 23. Enjoy a true Hawaiian hula show with Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Mon, Dave Carrol 7:3010pm; Tue, Jordon Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8 FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. Free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. Mele Ukulele and The Shops at Wailea invite everyone to Ukulele Mix Plate this week! With more than 20 years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers.

6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

CANE AND CANOE BAR-MONTAGE KAPALUA - Thu, Gary Larson 7-9pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 7-9pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin 7-9pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 7-9pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 7-9pm; Tue, Brian Haia 7-9pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 7-9pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com/kapalua

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Sign Language SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Wild creatures often have remarkable senses of direction. The Sagittarian internal compass, however, works differently, pointing unerringly towards unfamiliar territory–new and unexplored physical, mental, and spiritual landscapes. Consequently, you tend to steer relationships into whitewater and your own soul into blinding places (both dark and light). In fact, just to please (or keep) them, you occasionally need to ignore that backwards lodestone and head away from your personal frontiers. Do that now: retreat into familiar territory or the next time you venture into the unknown, you’ll be alone.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Capricorns love inevitabilities. Even death, for its sheer unavoidability, is peculiarly satisfying to some members of your tribe. When you’re playing a game, you love the moment when it becomes clear–if only to you–that you’ve got the thing wrapped up, and there’s nothing anybody else can do about it. That’s what you’ve got coming to you this week, you lucky dog: exactly that feeling. Not a victory–not yet–but the route to one. If you play your cards right–which you will, I’m sure–you’ll soon see how you’ve got this one in the bag.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Personally, I think of every skill I acquire as a kind of superpower. Learn a new language, for example, and suddenly you can communicate with millions of people you were cut off from before, and your horizons are expanded as well. But of course you can’t realistically go around trying to acquire skills willy-nilly.

Even if you’re so amazing you can learn 13 languages at once without getting confused, you only have so much room in your mental toolbox–and tools you don’t use quickly grow rusty and useless. Opportunities to grow outpace your ability to take advantage of them this week. Pick and choose from them carefully.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Most Pisceans I know are good meditators. In fact, most of my Fish friends spend significant chunks of their time–at least when they’re alone–staring at walls and thinking about nothing. You need periods of concentrated, full-on downtime. Sometimes, because you don’t necessarily consciously pursue some actual meditation practice, you don’t give yourself the quiet stretches you need, and you start to freak. It’s hard to justify laying around doing nothing while you have so many demands on your attention. Nevertheless, for the sake of your own sanity and happiness, this week you must find a way to do just that.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You have more power to confuse yourself and screw your life up than any five outside influences combined. That may seem obvious to you, but I wonder, because you’ve been giving the shit that’s gone down lately way too much credit for sidetracking you, when it’s actually only a small part of what’s delayed your progress. What is holding you back is just you. Realize (or remember) that, please, so you can just step over or around the real-life obstacles set ahead of you without much trouble. Luckily, you’ll have some help. When someone laughs at your ridiculousness this week, don’t bristle. Laugh along.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

It’s a good week to mobilize the posse, because you need your crowd around you right now. Whatever you’re up to–even if it’s just about having fun– you can’t even begin to accomplish it without your gang. They might need some rallying and inspired pep talks to get going, though. After all, they’ve got all their shit going on, too. If you’re persistent enough (and are willing to make deals and grub favors), they’ll come around, so don’t balk when they dig in their heels. Caving–instead of pushing through their resistance–would be the worst way to set yourself up for the new year, so don’t.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Anyone who habitually answers your questions with questions raises red flags. You want to know what’s up, and interacting with a mirror–despite your reputation for self-centeredness–isn’t that interesting.

However, just because someone doesn’t like to be pinned down doesn’t mean they’re evil or even especially flaky. Find a way to discern between those who are underhanded or unreliable, and the few who are simply fascinating unknowable (there’s at least one in this week’s batch) and you’ll be entertained, comforted, and pleased (if a bit confused) all winter long.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Once the room’s been cleaned, the dishes washed, the bills paid–then you can think, relax, and enjoy yourself. Sometimes it’s exceedingly important for you Virgos to bring closure to practical matters before you can allow yourself to embark on flights of fancy, rafts of inspiration, or magic carpet rides. I’m hoping you’ve already done all the boring, practical stuff before this week even began, because I don’t want anything cutting into your fun and playtime. If you haven’t, get that shit done, pronto, so you can enjoy all the good stuff coming your way during the next seven days.

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An old boyfriend used to call this habit I had “quoting from The Book of Caeriel.” The problem comes when you start believing your own propaganda, then someone tries to make you resolve it with hard “facts” pertaining to the “real world.” As this is likely to happen this week, in a way you can’t simply ignore, you have a choice: either go batshit insane and ride your sinking ship of made-up crap all the way down, or admit to your misinformation campaign, have a good laugh (partially at your own expense), and move on.

I love it when I get mail from Libras–whether it’s of the hate or love variety. I worry when you don’t express your opinions, Libra. It makes it seem, frequently, that you simply don’t have any, and since those you need (or at least want) to impress this week appreciate bold thoughts and straightforward speech, they might not think too highly of you should you be too bland, unforthcoming, or uncontroversial.

It might seem weird to you, but most interesting people would rather you had a strong opinion that they disagreed with than not professing to any position on a given subject. Speak your mind–which might, it goes without saying, involve making it up.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Cancer’s symbol is the Crab, and like that creature, once they get their pincers in someone, they’re unlikely to release them. You do not have quite the same reputation for clinginess, but your infamous stubbornness and persistence can translate into something quite similar this week. I admire your determination, I really do. But sometimes it’s best to recognize that no amount of bullheaded resolve will bend this particular situation to your will. Instead, you must apply that tremendous willpower to a much more difficult task: truly and utterly letting go.

Right now you’re like a room full of electronic components all running from one power outlet. You’ve recently sensed, and started to panic a bit about, the precariousness of your current set-up, only you haven’t been sure how to change it, or even what your options are. Luckily, someone or something you encounter this week is likely to do more than just bring along an extension cord. They can help you rewire the whole place. I suggest you take them up on the offer. You won’t get another chance like this until after you’ve suffered a meltdown.

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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