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lying atoll islands, and especially at higher sea levels forecasted for the future due to climate change,” states the news release.

This comes from a new study in the journal Nature (titled “Many Atolls May be Uninhabitable Within Decades Due to Climate Change”) from three researchers: Curt D. Storlazzi, Edwin P. L. Elias and Paul Berkowitz, who based their models on the atolls that make up the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. And make no mistake–this is more bad news, on top of the already rotten climate news most of us have grown accustomed to for the past couple of decades.

“Observations show global sea level is rising due to climate change, with the highest rates in the tropical Pacific Ocean where many of the world’s low-lying atolls are located,” states the news release. “Sea

level rise, causing twice as much land forecast to be flooded for a given future sea level than currently predicted by models that do not take wave-driven water levels into account.” The result–the complete destruction of habitation–is a forgone conclusion. And it will come sooner rather than later.

“Many atoll islands will be flooded annually, contaminating the limited freshwater resources with saltwater, and likely forcing inhabitants to abandon their islands in decades, not centuries, as previously thought,” said Storlazzi in the news release.

The study’s abstract sums it all up in clear (though a bit repetitive) terms: “Observations show global sea level is rising due to climate change, with the highest rates in the tropical Pacific Ocean where many of the world’s low-lying atolls are located,” states the abstract. “Sea-level rise is

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Reason #739 that the Mainland U.S. is Lame and Maui is No Ka Oi: we make otherwise clear reporting on police misconduct into a fun game for all ages (well, except for babies who can’t read and people who always vote for Ralph Nader–they’re never any fun). Normally we only get to play a couple times a year, but lately it seems that we’ve been playing once a week.

Our latest chance came this weekend with a rare double-header. First up was the Oct. 2 Maui News story “Police department internal investigations lead to 5 suspensions.” Now on the Mainland, a story like this would probably include little details like the names of police officers who were busted for wrong-doing and maybe some clues here are there about the exact nature of their transgressions. But not here! On Maui, that would be too easy–it’s all about making people guess about the cops sworn to serve and protect.

“An officer was suspended for three days after a motor vehicle collision in August 2014,” reported The Maui News (which also plays the game by not running a byline on stories like these, forcing the reader to try to figure out which staffer might have written it). “The officer responded in an unauthorized emergency mode, failed to yield and caused a collision with another vehicle, police said. Another three-day suspension was ordered for an officer who failed to properly complete numerous reports on time in March 2014. A two-day suspension was ordered for an officer who failed to properly evaluate a subordinate and slept on duty in September 2014.”

Unauthorized emergency mode! Failure to complete reports! Sleeping duty! Man, the Maui Police Department sounds like a great place to work. And which stillactive Maui Police Officers did all these things is a big mystery that we, the taxpaying public, gets to figure out because, as The Maui News always says, “The names of the officers were not made public.”

But I digress. See, unlike every other government agency in the State of Hawaii, police departments are exempt from having to tell the public the names of employees busted for misconduct. Where’s the fun in that?

And even when a Maui Police Officer actually commits a crime–making the misconduct a true matter of public record–the MPD still wants to make it a game. Like they did with their Oct. 2 press release.

“On 10/01/15, at approximately 6:38 p.m., Anthony Maldonado (26) of Makawao was placed under arrest for the offense of Theft in the Second Degree,” stated the news release. “Maldonado has been a sworn police officer with the Maui Police Department with just under five years of service. He was released pending further investigation. In addition, an Administrative Investigation was initiated and the[n] he was placed on leave.”

Now that’s it–the whole press release (minus the smiling mug of his booking photo, of course). If you’re like, I don’t know, a normal person, then you probably read that and said something like, “Damn, that’s messed up. What did he [allegedly] steal?”

Who knows? Who cares? I asked the MPD that very question, but they haven’t said yet. I hope they don’t, because then it will ruin the game. See, we have to guess what he took, and that’s fun! Well, it’s more fun than thinking about the Maui cops who’ve been given guns and badges that authorize them to use those guns on us who then turn around and do things like allegedly drive while drunk (Officer Rachel Garvin), flash pedestrians (Officer John Salomon) and steal things (Officer Anthony Maldonado).

SAY GOODBYE TO ATOLLS Here’s more lousy news on the climate change front (you Republicans out there can just hum softly through this or go make yourselves sandwiches or something). According to an Oct. 1 news release from the United States Geological Survey (USGS), the half a million people living on atolls around the world are screwed.

“A new study shows that the combined effect of storm-induced wave-driven flooding and sea level rise on island atolls may be more severe and happen sooner than previous estimates of inundation predicted by passive ‘bathtub’ modeling for low-

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level rise is particularly critical for lowlying coral reef-lined atoll islands; these islands have limited land and water available for human habitation, limited food sources and ecosystems that are vulnerable to inundation from sea level rise. Sea level rise will result in larger waves and higher wave-driven water levels along atoll islands’ shorelines than at present.

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particularly critical for low-lying carbonate reef-lined atoll islands; these islands have limited land and water available for human habitation, water and food sources, and ecosystems that are vulnerable to inundation from sea-level rise. Here we demonstrate that sea-level rise will result in larger waves and higher wave-driven water levels along atoll islands’ shorelines than at present. Numerical model results reveal waves will synergistically interact with sea-level rise, causing twice as much land forecast to be flooded for a given value of sea-level rise than currently predicted by current models that do not take wave-driven water levels into account. Atolls with islands close to the shallow reef crest are more likely to be subjected to greater waveinduced run-up and flooding due to sea-level rise than those with deeper reef crests farther from the islands’ shorelines. It appears that many atoll islands will be flooded annually, salinizing the limited freshwater resources and thus likely forcing inhabitants to abandon their islands in decades, not centuries, as previously thought.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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The Travaasa Hana resort has appointed Sharon Jahns as its director of food and beverage and chef Jason “Jay” Johnson as executive chef.

“We are very excited for Sharon and Jay to lead our culinary team into the next chapter,” said David MacIlwraith, general manager of Travaasa Hana. “We’re looking forward to enhancing our culinary offerings and increasing our support of the local ranchers, fishermen and farmers in Hana.”

Jahns, who will oversee all food and beverage outlets for Travaasa Hana, most recently worked at Joe’s Bar and Grill in Wailea, where she served as general manager for the past 15 years. Prior to that, Jahns was general manager at Sam Choy’s in Lahaina.

Johnson most recently served as executive chef of the Volcano House Hotel on the Big Island. Johnson has more than 20 years of culinary experience in Hawaii Island restaurants and hotels, including stints at Mauna Lani Bay Hotel & Bungalows, Waikoloa Country Club Restaurant, Roy’s Bar and Grill, Uncle Billy’s Hilo Bay Restaurant, Fisherman’s Landing, and his own restaurants, Jay’s Island Tapas and Jay’s Cuisine.

In addition to announcing the new members of its food and beverage team,

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“The online platform, Get Connected 2.0, offers both non-profits and volunteers the opportunity to take advantage of this web-based,

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Here we go again. Television’s fetishization of hunting in Hawaii–begun with great controversy two years ago with the History Channel’s reality show American Jungle–is now continuing with a new Discovery Channel show titled Pacific Warriors.

“For centuries, generations of Hawaiians have caught these monster fish from small, hand-made canoes, using nothing more than a fishing pole and their bare hands,” states a Sept. 28 Discovery Channel press release.

“Now, a rare breed of men and women– armed with just a sea kayak–are re-inventing this ancient art, and risking their lives to catch 100-plus pound fish. One fresh catch can reel in $1,500 dollars or more; but big rewards bring stiff competition.”

Big rewards, sure, but also a certain amount of danger–which the show press release almost drools over.

“Though these men and women survive and thrive by living off the ocean, kayak fishing is not for the faint of heart; even the slightest mistake can invite deadly consequences,” states the press release. “The series follows seven teams as they train and battle it out on the rough waters. Using primitive means, the fearless fishermen and women are regularly taken on what they call ‘Hawaiian Sleigh Rides,’ which occur when they hook monster fish that drag them out to sea–sometimes as much as 10 miles or more. They also fend off sharks regularly, deeming them “tax men,” which are looking for an easy meal.”

The dangers involved are no joke. In December 2013, a shark killed a tourist from Stevenson, Washington who was kayak fishing off Makena. Patrick Briney, 57, had been dangling his feet in the water while fishing when a shark bit him, taking off the foot and tearing a gash in his leg. Briney died before his friend in a nearby kayak could get him to shore, according to a Dec.

3, 2013 The Daily News Online story.

It’ll be interesting to see if Pacific Warriors avoids the controversy that plagued the old American Jungle series. That show drew the ire of the state Department of Land and Natural Resources (DLNR) in 2013.

“The values of the show are completely opposite of what hunters in Hawaii do,” said then-DLNR Chairman William Aila in a Nov. 29, 2013 KITV report. “There are values of respect and sharing. Not what is portrayed

Rysher Belen's 1st prize entry

in this so-called reality show… We’re already getting calls from out of state hunters wanting to know how they can come to Hawaii and hunt at night. We have to tell them it’s illegal to hunt at night in Hawaii.”

Pacific Warriors premieres Friday, Oct. 23 on the Discovery Channel.

-Anthony Pignataro

NENE AWARENESS LOGO CONTEST WINNERS Haleakala National Park recently displayed student artwork from its Nene Awareness Day Logo Contest.

Rysher Belen from Maui Waena Intermediate School placed first with his piece titled “Nene The State Bird of Hawaii.” Kirk Seitz, also from Maui Waena, won second place with his artwork “Malama Aina Kokua Nene.” Maui Waena’s Maya Hickman won third place for “Pick Up Your Litter” (Maui Waena was the only school participating in the contest).

Each student will receive prizes provided

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All submitted artwork was displayed at the Haleakala Visitor Center on Sept. 26, which was Nene Awareness Day. The winning entries will also be posted on the park’s Facebook page.

-Suzanne Kayian

‘one-stop-shop’ that lists agency profiles and current volunteer needs,” states a Sept. 29 news release from the County of Maui. “The system also allows users to create a free membership and to browse and sign up for volunteer opportunities. Opportunities listed by 86 partner agencies currently offer more than 200 volunteer opportunities; these include becoming a museum docent, feeding the homebound elderly, event volunteers, social media curator, beach clean ups, and more.”

According to the news release, Islands Hospice has already used the Get Connected system to great effect.

“Many people in our community want to get involved and contribute to a worthwhile cause, but oftentimes we don’t know where to volunteer our time or how to get started,” said Michelle Bowerman, Islands Hospice Director of Business Operations, in the Sept.

29 news release. “This is where Get Connected is so valuable, as it connects those who want to help with the agencies that need the help. The result is absolutely priceless in terms of serving the community.”

For more information, go to Handsonmaui.com or call Wendy Stebbins, Volunteer Center Coordinator at 808-276-7733.

-Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Pennsylvania, free of “aliens” by sealing it in foil (although neighbors griped in September about falling property values).

LATEST SELF-DECLARED RIGHT Officials in Carroll County, Maryland, finally released a woman in August after she had been detained for 67 days–just for declining to give her name to a traffic patrolman (who had stopped her for a broken taillight). In her idiosyncratic understanding of the U.S. Constitution’s Fifth Amendment, to “not be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against (herself)” means keeping her identity hidden from police. Eventually, sheriff’s deputies captured her fingerprints, and since they matched no outstanding warrants, she was released.

WINNING An international property rental service recently found a seven-bedroom castle on 200 acres in Ringuette, France, for the equivalent of $2,925 a month–which San Francisco’s KNTV immediately contrasted with the listing of a 401-square-foot apartment in the city’s Lower Haight district, offered at $3,000 per month. Another French castle (six bedrooms, a pool, three-acre garden, “several lawns”) rents for the equivalent of $4,940–about what a three-bedroom on Collins Street in San Francisco goes for.

MORE WINNING Marie Holmes tearfully disclosed in March how the $88 million Powerball lump sum she had won would allow her to finish college and help her four kids (one with cerebral palsy). Right away, though, her boyfriend, Lamar “Hot Sauce” McDow, was charged with drug trafficking and needed $3 million bail, which she took care of. Then, in August, in Brunswick County, North Carolina, “Hot Sauce” was arrested again, for selling heroin, and reporters surmised that Holmes must have been the one who posted that $6 million bail. Holmes addressed her critics on Facebook: “What Y’all need to be worried about is Y’all money…” ■

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Posted on YouTube on Feb. 16, 2014, it showed a young local man repeatedly cursing some white people at Kalama Beach Park in Kihei, all why they record him with their smart phone. It all started when one of the people spoke up after seeing a local guy–apparently not the guy in the video–throw something at a nearby dog. “This is Hawaii, we do whatever we fucking want out here, abuse dogs, hit women, that’s all we do,” the guy on the video says. He then curses them, and white people in general, for one minute and 37 seconds, every now and then throwing in a (true) line about how white people stole Hawaii from those who were here first. It’s appalling, ridiculous, ghastly and even a little funny, and for all those reasons instantly went viral after MauiWatch posted it online. To date, it’s gotten more than 420,000 views–a respectable number, sure, but it’s no Gangnam Style (2.4 billion views and climbing).

Honestly, I’d long forgotten about the Kalama Park video. Every place has troublemakers, and one of Maui’s happened to get recorded saying things that ran counter to the “aloha spirit” that most people around the world associate with Hawaii.

But I was reminded of the nearly twoyear-old video during a recent chat with two public officials about the new Maui County Office of the Hospitality Industry Advocate (OHIA) they’re setting up. Reminded, because they kept bringing it up.

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the county’s First Assistant to the Managing Director and is in charge of the new office, on Sept. 2. “Maybe we need to be reminded of it.”

But I’m getting ahead of myself. There are a few things I should explain first. To begin with, OHIA is still very much in its infant stages, and right now just consists of Ching and fellow county official Ipo Mossman. In fact, it shouldn’t even really be called an office. “Right now it’s a project,” Ching told me. “We only use ‘office’ because it fits ‘OHIA.’” Secondly, the existence of OHIA owes itself to a statistic Ching told me at the beginning of our talk. “Are you aware that the hospitality industry is the largest single economic driver we have?” Ching asked me. “It’s 40 percent of our economy.

We’re the most dependent county on hospitality in the state. Nearly one in every two jobs is dependent on the industry. It’s scary if you consider what happens if the industry goes south. It would impact massive numbers of people in the county.”

And yes, while we already have a Maui Visitors Bureau (funded to the tune of $3.5 million in county tax dollars each year), Ching says OHIA will provide the county with information and assistance it doesn’t currently get from the MVB. “We took at look at what government is doing right now to support the hospitality industry,” Ching said. “We support the MVB, but what are we doing? How is it working? What we’re paying them to do is market Maui County. But we don’t really have a central coordinating agency for this industry. Before things get out of hand and

we turn into another Waikiki, we have to find out what’s going on with the needs of the community and the needs of the industry. Are they healthy or are they clashing?

It’s really important for the county to balance it out before it becomes a problem.”

As an example, County Communications Director Rod Antone told me that it’s come to the county’s attention that various hotels are apparently telling visitors that they can kill time before their flights home by hanging out at Kanaha Beach Park–an area heavily used by kite and wind surfers (who don’t always get along) that also has a considerable homeless population living in the brush.

But Ching and Mossman want to go much further than merely coordinate information between hotels and county officials. They’ve also produced a three-point “Strategic Action Chart” outlining what they want to do. They’ve shown it to various individuals in the community to solicit input and suggestions, but it hasn’t been formally made public. One of those individuals, Maui

Tomorrow Executive Director Albert Perez, took away very strong feelings after his meeting with Ching and Mossman.

“I was pleased they invited us,” he said (Dick Mayer accompanied him). But as far as what OHIA wants to do, Perez summed it up this way: “They want more international flights, improved infrastructure for visitors and they want to teach people on Maui to have more aloha.” Perez called it all “pretty appalling.”

Let’s examine each of the three facets of the OHIA strategic plan in greater detail:

INFRASTRUCTURE GOAL First, here’s the county’s jargon on what it wants to do: “Create a coordinated visitor industry support organization facilitated by the County OHIA program that will ensure suitable infrastructure or infrastructure initiatives are in place to facilitate a world class visitor experience that is balanced with the non-financial needs of our community by 2019.”

Once you strip out the buzzwords and

cliches, what you get is pretty close to Perez’s summation. You also get evidence that Ching and Mossman are listening to criticism–Perez says the last dozen words of the above statement about the community’s “non-financial needs” were added after he and Mayer met with OHIA. Again, Antone offered a specific example of what OHIA might recommend: “We may have to put up signs in a foreign language,” he said. “Waikiki is very Japanesefriendly. Is that something we need to look at? We have to figure out how the visitor industry impacts our infrastructure, our emergency services–like when we pick up 14 people from Bamboo Trail.”

As far as the county’s roads, services and accommodations are concerned, Ching said they’re already pretty maxed out. That becomes very apparent when we look at the second part of the OHIA plan.

TRAVEL TO MAUI GOAL Put simply, OHIA wants to bring more visitors from Asia (especially Japan,

China, Korea and Australia) to Maui. “At least 67,500” more visitors each year by 2017, to be exact.

The reason for wanting more tourists from Asia is simple: most of Maui County’s visitors today come from Canada and the Mainland U.S. Any hiccup in air travel from those two areas and the county is in big trouble.

I asked Ching where he got such a specific number for the visitor increase. “That represents one flight per day,” he said. “We did a small study, and that would have $70-100 million impact to the community in terms of revenue.”

At this point, that’s all the visitor growth OHIA wants. That’s because the county apparently can’t handle anything more. “Our infrastructure is very limited,” Mossman said. “If we have one flight, that’s what we can handle. The fear that we’ll be inundated with all these flights–we don’t have the infrastructure for that. We’d be lucky to take one flight a day. The infrastructure really can’t take much more.”

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Opposition killed the plan, but these days the airport can accept direct international flights with its existing concrete.

“We already have international flights to Kahului Airport from Canada,” said Ching. “They use pre-clearance airports.”

Those airports, which largely exist in Canada, include their own U.S. Customs offices. That means travelers go through customs before they board, allowing them to enter Kahului Airport like any passenger coming from the Mainland U.S. According to Ching, Narita Airport in Japan may soon take on pre-clearance status.

“That market is coming,” he said. “We want to be prepared.”

For Perez, opening up Kahului Airport to more international flights is asking for trouble. “Little fire ants have gotten out of control,” he said. “They’ve already devastated large parts of Tahiti–people have abandoned some of their ancestral lands. No one seems to be thinking of the economic impact from invasive species. Brown tree snakes can come here in a plane’s wheel well. If brown tree snakes get here, it will cost us tens of millions of dollars annually. The Maui Invasive Species Committee [MISC] does one interception of LFA per week. Who knows what they’re not intercepting? The little fire ants even go onto the beach, the sand.

They’re tiny, but their bite leaves a welt that could last a week.”

Ching says invasive species are already a concern and more international flights won’t change much.

“We do have invasive species inspection areas,” he said. “There are risks with flights from anywhere. Other than what we’re doing right now, I don’t really have an answer.”

The day after I spoke to Ching, The Maui News reported that the island’s invasive species inspectors were “shortstaffed”–down to about eight from a high of 17 in 2009, with four or five positions vacant “for several years.”

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The last part of the OHIA plan is the most complex–and potentially the most controversial. It’s what Ching and I were talking about when he brought up the 2014 Kalama Park video.

The goal is to “Improve perception of Aloha Spirit by implementing and supporting customer service improvements using the Hawaiian Culture and improve the on island (on County) visitor experience,” according to the OHIA strategic action chart.

This is, straight up, teaching the island to be nicer to tourists.

“We need to get some education out there,” Ching said. “A new understanding of the host culture, what Aloha Spirit is all about. Hawaiians gave the world celestial navigation and the Aloha Spirit. Aloha is a positive thing–ask anyone in the world.”

According to Ching and Mossman, OHIA would start with the county government itself. “Say the county decides that all its employees should know about Ho‘oponopono [an ancient Hawaiian problem-solving process involving forgiveness] and act that way. We would then educate everyone. We’re hoping that education

would tell people how to act towards each other, to the community. The county has 2,500 employees–if they can go home and impress it on their families, that’s a start.”

Mossman added that officials in Kauai County and Hawaii County are already doing similar training programs for their employees.

“We’d probably do a whole series on the Aloha Spirit,” said Ching. “Ipo and I are both part Hawaiian, and this is an issue for the entire community. We gotta live it, and it’s kind of defeating when we think about where it’s at now.”

Ching and Mossman have their hearts in the right place, but this call for more aloha spirit reminded me of what Dr. Sidney Lehua Iaukea wrote in her 2014 book Keka‘a: The Making And Saving of North Beach West Maui. One of her earliest jobs was as a server at the Sheraton Resort in Kaanapali, and it required her to take “How to be Aloha” classes.

“I was deeply disturbed by these experiences, but not able to adequately formalize or articulate the problem,” she wrote. “It would be many years before I could put into words the discomfort I felt for being treated like a servant, and told to do so with a smile on my face and aloha in my heart. I have been critical of the tourism industry ever since.”

Which brings us back to the 2014 video of the local guy in Kalama Park. Yes, the video shows an angry guy spouting racism. But it also shows true societal troubles. Maui is very much a bifurcated island–wealthy (or at least well-off) tourists fly here while people born here serve them mac salad and kalua pork and clean their hotel toilets. All the old promises of weaning Maui away from tourism and bringing higher-paying tech jobs and careers have, over the last four decades, produced minimal results.

We’re still very much a county that mostly makes it living by catering to tourists. Given the relatively low wages these jobs carry, combined with the way in which a white-led coup toppled the Hawaiian Kingdom and then integrated the new “Republic of Hawaii” into the United States, the anger exhibited by that young man in Kalama Park becomes understandable (though his actions are by no means excusable). It’s funny–his fullthroated ranting and raging seem almost like a cry for race war, but in the end his actions merely spurred the creation of just another layer of county bureaucracy.

“We’re having three families to a house, sewage overflowing from injection wells is destroying our reefs,” Perez told me. “So many things would be improved if we focused on the quality of life of our residents. Then we wouldn’t have to teach residents about aloha.”

OHIA doesn’t yet have a website or actual office, but Ching and Mossman said they’re interested in what the public has to say. If you have questions, comments or ideas, please email them to David.Ching@co.maui.hi.us and/or Ipo.Mossman@ co.maui.hi.us. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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“We’ve created a different feel in this space here,” says Braun. “It definitely has a Pacific Northwest vibe. It’s nice that we get a lot of industry people from Monkeypod, Wailea and the resorts. I’ve had people say, ‘I’ve been coming here for five years and we needed a spot like this. We’re so glad you’ve created this place.’”

What Ales You went into the former Pita Paradise spot. Braun completely redesigned the space, turning it into an air conditioned tap room with a big chalkboard menu above the beer taps, televisions and art. There are dark wood accents juxtaposed with industrial corrugated panels. The outside deck has been transformed into an ultra hip lounge with red cushy seats, plants and low tables.

“We have WiFi, NBA, NHL Channel and all the sports channels,” says Braun. “We don’t think of ourselves as a sports bar but we want to invite anyone who wants to watch sports. These guests right here are from Canada, and they asked if they could watch the opening night of a Calgary game. We totally welcome that.”

While some visitors may drop in for games, most customers just want to check out the 16 beers and ciders on tap, or the great wine list. Braun credits What Ales You manager Windy Baldwin (who’s also his girlfriend) for the wine list and smooth operations. But Braun’s attention to detail on the beer–he’s fine-tuned each tap to the optimum temperature–is the results of eight weeks of tap house study in Eugene, Oregon. He also

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On Tuesdays, they switch it up and let guest chef David Garcia make homemade Mexican street-style tacos, tamales and mulitas. Garcia makes homemade masa for the tamales, which come in pork or jalapeno cheese, and sell for $3. He also hand-presses the tortillas to make chicken, pork and carne asada tacos ($2.50-3.50). Those are garnished and served with his own salsas, too. When I dropped by for lunch, I took six tamales to go for dinner.

“Coming from Oregon, there are so many micro brews,” says Braun. “I went to high school in Bend and it’s like the mecca of microbrews. I would leave and come back and there would be even more microbrews. Great beers and a young vibrant athletic community–similar to here. I’ve been here three years now, but when I got here I felt like getting great beers was so limited. I wanted to open a great taphouse for Maui.”

The tap house also serves growlers, and offers a brand new 64-ounce hydro-flask that will keep your beer cold for hours.

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200-300 appetizers he put on his Chicago menu. He has chosen the best items for the Maui palette, which is different from his Mainland and Japanese customers.

“I had Japanese customers that came from Hokkaido to Kyushu to eat at my restaurant in Chicago,” he said. “Many were traveling salesman. I had to create all of these dishes that they wanted to eat, that they were familiar with from their own hometowns. That is why we had to have so many different dishes.”

On Maui, people prefer sushi rolls over sashimi, and hot entrees like katsu and teriyaki are popular as well.

“In Japan, people eat their appetizer as their first course,” Amy said. “Then they eat sashimi, and then some nigiri, then a noodle dish or brothy rice dish. For Maui, we had to

Kojima’s also offers a bento dinner entree that features his handmade steamed shumai, seaweed salad, sashimi, shrimp and veggie tempura and your option of protein. I went for the broiled salmon and it was cooked tender with a light glaze on top. I like Japanese lacquerbox dishes, and this one was exceptional.

Kojima makes all his own dressings, sauces, gyoza and desserts. Check the specials menu for other local favorites like curry udon, tempura soba, kama and katsu.

He may say he has a scaled down menu, but it’s pretty extensive by our standards.

While they can seat up to 80 people in the restaurant, they have a tight-knit service staff and just one Chef Kojima-San. Your best plan is to bring some sake (it’s all BYOB), order some appetizers and rolls and remember that

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Its the kind of restaurant that greets you with "Itadakimasu!" Kojima's is comfortable and inviting inside, and I immediately felt like I’d discovered a little Japanese nook Upcountry.

It’s a hole in the wall kind of restaurant with a lot of charm inside. There is not another restaurant around for

miles, but that’s not unusual for this end of Makawao Avenue. Even better, Chef Kojima-San uses his own family recipes, and everything is handmade. They like to make traditional Japanese cuisine.

Kojima originally started cooking at his parent’s restaurant in Tokyo when he was just 14. From there he worked at the prestigious Tokyo Hotel, then on to New York and the Chicago Ritz. There he eventually opened his own restaurant called Edo Ya. When he decided to retire to Maui, he also worked at many of the restaurants here before deciding to open Kojima’s with his daughter Amy. Kojima’s pours his decades of experience into his menu. He has extensive sushi and pupu offerings that include lots of raw and fried dishes, veggies, seafood, tofu and soup. But he says it’s small compared to the

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change the menu to fit the way we eat here.

We have 20 to 30 appetizers, about seven hot entrees and 20 nigiri with a few sashimi options, and then all the sushi rolls.”

All Kojima’s sushi rolls are stunning. I especially loved the spider roll. The breading and texture on the softshell crab was crisp and delicious. I ate half at the restaurant and took some home. It stood up fine to the travel. Then there was the Red Dragon roll–a spicy tuna roll topped with tuna and avocado. It was pristine. I plan to return for the fried oysters, agedashi and beef tataki.

Kojima says his most popular rolls are the Haleakala roll (a baked roll) and the Rock and Roll, a California/eel hybrid. I was drawn to rich array of rolls and nigiri that he presented–more than 20 of each–and each of the nigiri could also be ordered as sashimi.

the rolls will take longer to prepare. Amy says they’ve worked hard to dial their systems in and now have it all down.

Kojima’s also has a big deck outside with quite a few tables for Upcountry al fresco dining, as well as their main dining room and the sushi bar. You can get a sunset dinner special from (5-6pm) that includes shrimp and vegetable tempura, salad, rice, miso soup and your choice of teriyaki chicken or salmon. They also welcome you to bring your own sake, beer or wine.

Take out on their menu is available too. Kojima’s is open for lunch Monday to Friday, 11:30am to 2pm; and dinner, Monday to Saturday, 5pm to 9:30pm. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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Photo courtesy Pau Vodka’s Facebook page

FRIDAY, OCT. 9 BONE THUGS N HARMONY – Their career spans two w wo n ny decades and eight albums. Now Bone Thugs N Harmony C C) will appear on the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC) itth stage. They’re the only group to have shared the stage with ve e2Pac, Notorious B.I.G. and Eazy-E, and now the Cleveorry. land natives are leaving their own mark on Hip Hop history. t’s With hits like “1st of tha Month” and “Tha Crossroads,” it’s 5 no wonder the Grammy winners have sold more than 50 u ulmillion records. $35-100+. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Culrg g. tural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy Bone Thugs N Harmony Facebook page

KAPENA REUNION CONCERT – Commemorating three decades of island music, the Na Hoku Hanohano award winners and the original founding members of Kapena will put on a reunion concert at War Memorial. The pioneers of “Jawaiian” music–Kelly Boy De Lima, Timo Tatofi and Tiva Tatofi–will reunite for an evening of classic renditions like “Reggae Train” and “Masese.” FIJI, Bruddah Waltah and Sly Dog will also be part of the evening’s lineup. All ages welcome. 4:30pm. $20-30+. War Memorial Complex (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku), Hifinest.com/kapena-hawaii-tour-event-information. Photo courtesy Kapena Facebook page

FRIDAY, OCT. 9 STARS FOR KEIKI – The Friends of the Children’s Justice Center of Maui invite you to celebrate the agency’s 25th Anniversary show “Stars for Keiki” at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. It’s an evening benefiting the agency’s mission of preventing child abuse and neglect in Maui County and guests will enjoy performances from flutist Lauralei Singsank and Halau Kamaluokaleihulu.

Snag special staycation packages and a peignoir by Stella McCartney, among other items in the silent and live auctions. $125. 5:30pm. King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapi`ilani Hwy., Wailuku; 808-986-8634, Mauicjc.org.

Photo of Lauralei Singsank courtesy Maui Flute Choir

‘THE WORLD GOES ‘ROUND’ – Seabury Hall Performing Arts presents Kander & Ebb’s musical review The World Goes ‘Round this Friday, Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 9-11. It’s a revue of songs from the best songwriting teams in American musical theater history. Journey through 50 years of classic show tunes straight from Broadway. $13 adults, $11 kupuna, $5 students. Friday & Saturday (7pm), Sunday matinee (3pm). `A`ali`ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, Seabury Hall (Makawao), Seaburyhall.org. Photo: Jack Grace

FRIDAY, OCT. 9

SATURDAY, OCT. 10

LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY – Go west this for month’s Lahaina Second Friday Town Party. Tourists and kama‘aina alike are welcome to shop merchants, stroll Front Street and savor the flavors of the beach town. Learn more about local nonprofits like the Boys & Girls Club, Waiola Church, Na Ki‘a i O Waine‘e and the Hawaiian Civic Club.

Step back in time with candlelight tours at the historic Baldwin Home Museum and Wo Hing Museum. Meet and greet various artists with a champagne toast during “Friday Night Art Night.” Free. 6-9pm. Lahaina (Front Street), Mauifridays.com/lahaina.

KIHEI ELEMENTARY GARDEN WORK DAY – All are welcome to kokua Kihei Elementary School’s Garden Work Day. Help sand and paint new garden benches, spread mulch to create garden pathways, organize the tool and resource shed, build an ipu trellis, work on irrigation and more. Be sure to apply sunscreen and bring water. Volunteers are also welcome to bring gloves and garden tools. 8:30-11:30am.

Kihei Elementary School (250 E. Lipoa St., Kihei), Growsomegood.org. Photo courtesy Grow Some Good

SATURDAY, OCT. 10 BEATLES SING-ALONG – Join Louise Lambert and The House Shakers for an evening dedicated to the The Beatles at Mulligan’s On The Blue. Wear your best Beatles (or ‘60s) costume and join in on iconic songs like “I Want To Hold Your Hand,” “All My Loving” and “All You Need Is Love.” There will be special guests and prizes for the best costumes. $20+. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131, Louiselambert.com. Photo courtesy Louise Lambert

PADDLE FOR LIFE – The benefit race for the Pacific Cancer Foundation (PCF) known as Paddle for Life returns this Saturday and Sunday, Oct. 10-11.

Paddle, support a team or just donate to the cause to help PCF reach their $70,000 donations goal. The race culminates with a beach BBQ at Manele Bay on Lanai. Ferry rides and accommodations not included.

8am. $150 per paddler/ $75 for paddlers under 18.

Pacificcancerfoundation.org. Photo: Barry Frankel

SATURDAY, OCT. 10 ‘80S RETRO FUN RUN – Women Helping Women Maui is hosting their seventh annual Fun Run/Walk. Participants can choose from a flat 5k or 10k, which begin and end at Hoaloha Park. Prizes will go to first place in the Women’s, Men’s and Keiki divisions, best ‘80s outfit and most pledges raised. T-shirts, giveaways and refreshments will be included in the registration fee. $30 for 5K & $40 for 10K / $10 for Keiki. 7am registration/ 8am race. ReVive Boutique (65 W. Ka`ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Womenhelpingwomenmaui.com. Photo courtesy Women Helping Women Maui

SUNDAY, OCT. 11

STEVE COONEY SURF CONTEST – The 11th annual Steve Cooney Surf Contest returns to Ho‘okipa Beach Park. The contest hosts several age divisions along with an “Invitational Air Show” that gives contestants a chance to show off their aerial maneuvers. Divisions include Mini Groms (7 and under), Menehune (8-10), Boys (11-13), Junior Men (14-17), Open Men (Pro-Am), Teeny Wahine (13 and under) and Open Women. Lunch and t-shirt included in registration fee. $25 general. $40 Pro-Am. 7am.

Ho’okipa Beach Park (Paia), Facebook.com/SteveCooneySurfContest. Photo courtesy Steve Cooney Surf Contest Facebook page

TUESDAY, OCT. 13 MAUI UKULELE FESTIVAL – The 10th annual Maui Ukulele Festival returns to the MACC. Grab your ohana, blanket and low laying chairs for an afternoon of easy listening and great ukulele tunes. Nick Acosta, Nelly & Daniel Baduria, Kamakakehau Fernandez, Paula Fuga, The Hula Honeys, Richard Ho‘opi‘i, Aidan James, Taimane and more will take the stage. Enjoy door prizes throughout the afternoon from finely crafted ‘ukulele brands including Bounty ‘Ukulele, Kamaka ‘Ukulele, Koaloha ‘Ukulele and more. Free. 1-6pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo: Aubrey Hord

PRESERVING HEIRLOOM TREASURES – The Lahaina Restoration Foundation (LRF) will host a hands-on artifact cleaning workshop. It’s a part of their “Hands On History” series, and museum archivist Arrianna D’Orsay will walk participants through how to clean and store various treasures and artifacts using gentle cleaning methods. D’Orsay will also take questions about preserving family heirlooms. 9:30am-12:30pm West Maui Senior Center (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); 808-270-4310, Lahainarestoration.org. Photo courtesy LRF

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Rocket Man Ridley Scott has fun marooning Matt Damon on Mars in ‘The Martian’ ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 141 Min.

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n Ridley Scott’s The Martian, an accident leaves astronaut Mark Watney (played by Matt Damon) stranded on Mars. While his crew (led by Jessica Chastain) is unaware of his surviving alone on the red planet, Watney maintains his desire to stay alive, even as his situation is utterly dire and his life expectancy becomes increasingly slim with every passing day.

Some of the imagery brings to mind Alien and Prometheus, especially early on, with the actors exploring Martian landscapes in bulky space suits. Yet this is tonally unlike any film Scott has made before.

In terms of going against expectations, this is every bit a change of pace as Thelma & Louise and Matchstick Men. While The Martian is a survival tale, much of it plays like a wry sci-fi comedy.

Damon gives a thoroughly enjoyable turn, allowing us to see how Watney’s sense of humor and constant challenges to innovate are what keep him alive. We root for Watney the whole way, as Damon’s performance conveys the stress of a brilliant

scientist, cornered into thinking his way out of an impossible scenario. Watney’s humorous monologues give the film punch, as does the amusing way disco music improbably becomes a character in the story.

To the film’s credit, we doesn’t lose interest when the story cuts down to Earth and gives focus to the scientists plotting to bring Watney back home. Damon’s character is the only one fully fleshed out, though it helps that his co-stars, including Chastain, Chiwetel Ejiofer, Jeff Daniels and Donald Glover, are good. Only Kristen Wiig, as a corporate suit, seems out of place among the ensemble.

This mash-up of Cast Away and Apollo 13 is one of Scott’s funniest and most crowd-pleasing. It’s also one of his safest.

Like Spike Lee’s Inside Man, it’s a polished piece of filmmaking and deserving of its acclaim but lacks the wildness of Scott’s best films. Only during the terrific final stretch does The Martian become as thrilling as one would hope. Scott has always been a master at creating new worlds and making them appear vivid and tangible. Here, the Mars landscapes are both lovely and dread inducing, leading to climactic moments that are nothing less than amazing.

I'm just glad Matthew McConaughey won't be rescuing me this time

After early 21st century cinematic depictions of adventure on Mars, here’s the first that will likely become a classic. I have a soft spot for the knowingly goofy John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars but shared audience disappointment over Mission to Mars, Red Planet and John Carter. It’s worth noting that, with Scott as the director, the planet has never seemed more real on the big screen.

This is not Ridley Scott’s comeback.

Frankly, I’m annoyed that anyone would suggest that he needed one. Audiences were divided by his grand, weird and frustratingly ambiguous Prometheus, avoided his risk-taking, raw and shocking The Counselor altogether and greeted his

excellent Robin Hood with a shrug. Truth be told, Scott has only made two poor films: the ill-advised romantic comedy A Good Year and the mostly forgotten White Squall. Otherwise, his recent films, even the impressive but cold Exodus: Gods and Kings, will find an appreciative audience down the road and in the long run.

Scott is one of our best living filmmakers and, at 77-years old, shows no signs of slowing down. Next up for him is a sequel to Prometheus. While I enjoyed The Martian and suspect film lovers by and large will embrace it, I’m ready for Scott to get weird again... and explain how Noomi Rapace and Michael Fassbender’s severed head find that alien planet. ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes (Some showtimes were unavailable at press time so call individual theaters for complete info)

KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Pan- PG- 2D FRI-SAT 10:00 11:00 12:25 2:50 7:00 9:30 SUN-THU 10:00 11:00 12:25 2:50 7:00, 3D FRI-THU 1:35 4:15 The Martian - PG13 - THU 10:00 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:05 5:00 7:00 8:00 10:00 10:50, FRI-SAT 10:00 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 7:00 8:00 10:00 10:50, SUN-THU 10:00 11:00 1:00 2:00 4:00 5:00 7:00 8:00 Hotel Transylvania 2- PG- THU 10:30 12:35 2:45 4:55 1:00 7:00 9:00, FRI-SAT 10:30 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:00 9:00, SUN-THU 10:30 12:35 2:45 4:55 7:00

12:45 3:30 6:45, TUE 12:45 3:30 6:45 9:30, WED 12:45 3:30 6:45.

The Green Inferno- R- THU 11:50 2:30 5:15 7:50 10:40, FRI-SUN 11:30 2:20 4:45 7:30 10:00

The Intern-PG13-THU 12:45 3:40 6:40

Black Mass-R- THU 11:40 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:40, FRI-SAT 11:40 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:20, SUN 2:20 5:00 7:40 10:20

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Fox Sports 1 Presents: USA vs. Mexico- PG- SAT 3:30 The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies Extended Version- R- TUE 7:30 Hell And Back- R- THU 11:20 2:50 5:00 7:50 10:10, FRI-SUN 11:30 8:50 The Walk-PG- 2D FRI-SUN 2:10 7:50 10:40, 3D FRI-SUN 12:00 4:30 7:20

Everest- PG13- 2D THU 7:00, 3D THU 12:00 2:10 5:00 10:00. 2D FRI-SUN 11:20 5:00, 3D FRI-SUN 1:40 6:00 9:50 Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials-PG13- THU 11:20 1:00 1:30 4:00 4:30 7:00 7:30 10:00 10:30, FRI 11:30 12:30 1:50 2:10 4:40 5:10 7:00 7:20 10:10 10:20, SAT 11:30 12:30 2:10 5:10 7:00 7:20 10:10 10:20, SUN 11:30 12:30 1:50 2:10 4:40 5:10 7:00 7:20 10:10 10:20 Pawn Sacrifice-PG13- THU 11:20 2:30 4:50 7:20

10:30, FRI-SAT 3:20 9:50 90 Minutes In Heaven-PG13- THU 11:40 2:00 4:30 10:20, FRI-SAT 11:40 1:30 4:10 6:50 9:30, SUN 1:30 4:10 6:50 9:30 The Perfect Guy-PG13- THU 11:30 2:00 5:10 7:20, FRI-SAT 11:50 2:50 5:00 8:00 10:10, SUN 2:50 5:00 8:00 10:10 A Walk In The Woods-R- THU 11:30 2:10 4:40 9:50, FRI-SUN 11:30 2:00 4:40 7:10 10:00 War Room-PG- THU 11:30 2:00 4:40 7:10 9:50, FRI-SUN 11:20 2:00 4:30 7:10 9:40 Learning To Drive- R- THU 12:00 2:20 4:40 7:00 9:30, FRI-SUN 11:20 2:30 4:50 7:30 11:00 Finding Noah-NR- THU 7:00

Sicario -R- THU 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:45 10:20, FRISAT 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:45 10:20, SUN-WED 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:45, THU 12:00 2:30 5:00 The Intern- PG13- THU 11:30 2:00 4:45 7:10 9:50 10:20, FRI-SAT 5:25 8:00 10:35, SUN-THU 5:25 8:00 Hitchcocktober: The Man Who Knew Too Much -R THU 7:00 Etiquette For A Mistress- NR- THU 10:30 3:05 5:40 8:10 10:40 Hitchcocktober: Dial M For Murder-R- WED 7:00

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Pan-PG- THU 2D 9:00, THU 3D 6:00. 2D FRI-SUN 4:00 10:00, 3D FRI-SUN 1:00 7:15. 2D MON 4:00, 3D MON 1:00 7:15. 2D TUE 4:00 10:00, 3D TUE 1:00 7:15. 2D WED 4:00, 3D WED 1:00 7:15.

The Martian- PG13- 2D THU 12:30, 3D THU 3:45 7:00. 2D FRI-SUN 12:30 7:00, 3D FRI-SUN 3:45 10:15. 2D MON 12:30 7:00, 3D MON 3:45. 2D TUE 12:30 7:00, 3D TUE 3:45 10:15. 2D WED 12:30 7:00, 3D WED 3:45.

Hotel Transylvania 2- PG- 2D THU 1:00, 3D THU 3:30. 2D FRI-SUN 12:45 3:30 6:45 9:30, 2D MON

NEW THIS WEEK FOX SPORTS 1 PRESENTS: USA V MEXICO - NR - Sports - Live from the Rose Bowl, it’s one of the year’s most anticipated soccer matches. 150 min.

HEART LIKE A HAND GRENADE - NR Music/Documentary - A look at the making of Green Day’s album American Idiot. 120 min.

HITCHCOCKTOBER: THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH - PG - Thriller - James Stewart and Doris Day star in Alfred Hitchcock’s story of a vacationing family that stumbles on an assassination plot in Morocco. 120 min.

HITCHCOCKTOBER: DIAL M FOR MURDER - PG - Crime/Thriller - An ex-tennis pro plots to murder his wife. When things go wrong, he has to improvise. Stars Ray Milland and Grace Kelly. 105 min.

HOBBIT: BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES EXTENDED EDITION - PG13 - Fantasy/ Adventure - Peter Jackson wraps up his Hobbit trilogy with Bilbo Baggins and friends engaged in a pretty decent fight. 174 min.

PAN - PG - Adventure/Fantasy - Everyone loves prequels, right? Good, because here’s that Peter

Pan opens this week

Pan prequel you didn’t know you wanted. Stars Levi Miller as 12-year-old Peter and a bunch of other adults you’ve probably heard of. 111 min.

THE WALK - PG - Biography/Drama - The story of Philippe Petit (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), who in 1974 walked a high wire between the World Trade Center towers. 123 min.

NOW PLAYING

HELL AND BACK - R - Animation/Comedy Two friends have to rescue their friend who’s been dragged to hell. Voices include Mila Kunis and Nick Swardson. 84 min.

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 2 - PG - Animation/ Family - Dracula and his friends try to help his (Dracula’s) half-human grandson because of some weird hotel politics. Stars Selena Gomez, Andy Samberg and Adam Sandler. 89 min.

PAWN SACRIFICE - PG13 - Drama - Tobey Maguire plays American chess master Bobby Fischer, caught up in the Cold War as he plays Soviet chessmaster Boris Spassky (Liev Schreiber). 114 min.

SICARIO - R - Action/Crime - A do-gooder FBI agent fights in the U.S./Mexico drug war. Stars Emily Blunt and Benicio Del Toro. 121 min.

THE INTERN - PG13 - Comedy - Robert De Niro plays a retired widower who decides to intern at a fashion website. Also stars Anne Hathaway and Rene Russo. 121 min.

A WALK IN THE WOODS - R - Adventure Two old friends reconnect by hiking the Appalachian Trail together. Stars Nick Nolte, Robert Redford and Emma Thompson. 104 min.

LEARNING TO DRIVE - R - Comedy/Romance - A woman in New York takes driving lessons from a Sikh man while both go through marital troubles. 90 min.

WAR ROOM - PG - Drama - Even a seemingly perfect family has problems, but perhaps Miss Clara can help them out. Stars Priscilla C. Shirer, T. C. Stallings and Karen Abercrombie. 120 min.

LAST CHANCE

EVEREST - PG13 - Adventure/Thriller - A snow storm messes up an Everest climbing expedition. 121 min.

THE MARTIAN - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Matt Damon plays an astronaut who accidentally gets left on Mars, then has to survive and find a way to tell Earth he’s still there. Also stars Jessica Chastain. See this week’s film review. 141 min.

THE GREEN INFERNO - R - Adventure/Horror - Student activists go to Amazon to save the rainforest, end up getting eaten by cannibals. Directed by Eli Roth. 100 min.

MAZE RUNNER: THE SCORCH TRIALS PG13 - Action/Thriller - The Gladers may have escaped the Maze, but now they have negotiate their way across a desolate landscape. 131 min.

90 MINUTES IN HEAVEN - PG13 - Drama - A man gets into a bad car crash and is pronounced dead, but then comes back to life 90 minutes later and claims he was in heaven. Stars Kate Bosworth and that guy who played Anakin Skywalker. 121 min BLACK MASS - R - Crime/Drama - Johnny Depp plays Whitey Bulger, a violent South Boston gangster who turned FBI informant to go after the Mafia. 122 min.

ETIQUETTE FOR MISTRESSES - NR Drama - Five successful women all have an affair with a married man. 122 min.

FINDING NOAH - NR - Documentary - Explorers climb a mountain in eastern Turkey in search of Noah’s ark. 116 min.

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by Alex Mitchell & Soleil De Zwart

Calendar

THURS | 10/08

THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK JOHNSTONE & LENNY CASTELLANOS 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

FRI | 10/09 Q103 & BZ PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

THE 3RD ANNUAL ENDLESS SUMMER FESTIVAL

FEATURING CHALA WITH LION FIYAH

SAT | 10/10

RYAN ROBINSON

6PM-8PM • NO COVER

DJ KIAWE REEFS – STRICTLY VINYL 9PM • NO COVER

SUN | 10/11

NFL SUNDAY TICKET!

BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR!

MON | 10/12

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND OPEN MIC & JAM 7PM-10PM • NO COVER

TUES | 10/13

HOWARD AHIA

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

WED | 10/14

RANDALL ROSPOND

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER 142 HANA HWY

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS PLAY FOR P.I.N.K. KAPALUA - Fri. Oct 9 - Mon. Oct 12. Play for P.I.N.K. Kapalua is a golf and tennisthemed weekend tournament to benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation (BCRF). Held at Kapalua Resort, Play for P.I.N.K. will include opportunities to participate in golf and tennis tournaments, fundraising celebrations at local restaurants and hotels, a fashion show, wellness and spa activities, unique adventures and more. 9am. Kapalua Resort, (2099 Village Rd., Kapalua); Playforpink.org/kapalua KEVIN JAMES CARROLL KIRTAN - Fri. Oct 9. Kevin James Carroll is one of the leading kirtan performers in the world today. Creating ecstatic celebrations of music, dance and heartfelt connection through Sanskrit mantras and Sufi chants, Kevin weaves modern music and his own personal interpretations to ancient traditions, giving them a whole new life. $15-20 in advance, $25 at the door. 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808579-9261; Makawaounionchurch.org CHALA - Fri. Oct 2. Enjoy an awesome evening of roots reggae and live performances with CHALA, Lion Fiyah, DJ Salvo, MC Irie Dole and more amazingly talented musical guests. $10. Doors open at 9pm, music starts at 10pm. 21 and over. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com SPECIAL SLACK KEY SHOW 12TH ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION - Wed. Oct 14. This special showcase event will feature George Kahumoku playing his signature 12-string guitar with Led Kaapana and Richard Ho‘opi‘i. 8am. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com MOVIE UNDER THE STARS - Every other Wed. Enjoy a movie seated beneath the stars with free popcorn. $5. 8:30pm. Gannon’s, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com

STAGE SHOWS EVENTS

Grammy-Winning Hip Hop Stars

BONE THUGS-n-HARMONY FRI Oct 9 7:30 pm Castle

10TH ANNUAL

‘UKULELE FESTIVAL

Herb Ohta & Nando Suan Paula Fuga Richard Ho‘opi‘i Taimane Aidan James Nelly & Daniel Baduria The Hula Honeys Kamakakehau Fernandez Nick Acosta Da ‘Ukulele Boyz Maui ‘Ukulele Pops Band Kalama Intermediate ‘Ukulele Band Seabury Hall Hawaiian Ensemble ... and more!

SUN Oct 11 1:00 - 6:00 pm A&B Amphitheater FREE! Plus: FREE ‘UKELELE WORKSHOP

SAT Oct 10 - 10 am / register 9 am YouTube Music Sensations

POSTMODERN JUKEBOX THU Oct 15 7:30 pm Castle GALLERY

NEXT EXHIBITS: Oct 18 - Dec 20

The Art & History of Lau Hala Weaving

NANI I KA HALA: WEAVING HAWAI‘I +Ņ 0$, .$ +$/$ %5,1* )257+ 7+( +$/$ Related Exhibit Symposium LAU HALA: SHARING THE KNOWLEDGE Sun Oct 18 10 am McCoy

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‘MARK TWAIN’S BACK!’ - Fri. Oct 9. Maui actor Rick Scheideman is the very image of Mark Twain himself. He will share his skills with us as he breathes life into Twain with the first puff of his cigar. $20. 6:30pm. The Pioneer Inn, (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-276-4201; Pioneerinn-maui.com KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Mon and Sun). Watch “Maui’s Magical Family” team up with the Kupanaha dancers. See scintillating hula interpretations bring spectacular illusions, charm and culture to the stage. Gold Circle VIP seating $99, General seating $79, Teen $65, Child $49, Infants free. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW Daily (except Sun). Warren Gibson, one of the country’s best magicians, treats you to the best “closeup” magic and comedy in a beautiful 78-seat venue.

Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you enjoy cocktails, appetizers and desserts. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the royal flush package.

5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com WILLIE K - Thu. This hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. Dinner and a show $60, just show $25. 6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com

BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love brings back the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. Starring Darren Lee, relive the days of Blue Hawaii with the best Elvis impersonator in the world!.

Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE - Fri. Check out PWF’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. With a sunset view, enjoy delicious appetizers, Mai Tais and other awesome cocktails. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Ma‘alaea Harbor Shops); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org ‘NOISES OFF’ - Thru Oct. 11. Each of the three acts of Noises Off contains a performance of the first act of a play within a play, a poor farce called Nothing On–the type of play in which young girls run around in their underwear while old men drop their pants and doors constantly open and close. $20-40. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com FREE RANGE COMEDY AT PROARTS KIHEI Sat. Oct 10. Improvisational comedy show featuring Kristi Scott, Chris Rose, Matt Brass, Karen Stavash, Bill Hubbard, Vicki McGee and John Williams take the stage and take your suggestions to bring the funny. $5. 8pm. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com MAUI MAGICIAN HOLDEN MOWAT - Sun. Interactive, all-ages magic-comedy performance at center stage with the magic veteran from the awardwinning Kupanaha Magic Dinner Show. 11:30am.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG O TRICKS - Tue. Be amused and amazed by the high energy comedy.

6:30pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

FOODIE SCENE THANKSGIVING THURSDAY - Thu. Sous Chef Codeh Davis of Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop is offering a Thanksgiving turkey dinner with Leoda’s signature stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and turkey breast all layered under pan gravy. $16.95 per person.

12pm. Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop, (820 Olowalu Village Rd.); 808-662-3600; Leodas.com HALI‘IMAILE COMMUNITY GARDEN NEW MEMBER ORIENTATION - Thu. Garden plots are available for new members interested in producing their own organic food and joining a community keen on working together to make the garden a beautiful, productive place. 2pm. Haliimaile Community Garden, (Aoiki Street, Hali’imaile ); 415-480-4769; Haliimailegarden.com PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Daily. The monthly wine series is back on with the specials from selected featured wineries each month. Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal species will be available on selected premium bottles. 2pm. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com CHEF BLOC SERIES - Sat. Oct 10. Executive Chef Isaac Bancaco of Ka‘ana Kitchen will take guests on a culinary journey through themed dinners held monthly in an intimate and interactive environment. Ka‘ana Kitchen Chef de Cuisine Richard Cariaga will collaborate alongside Bancaco to cook for a small number of guests in an environment where diners can watch the process from up close, ask questions and even help plate the dishes. $95 with an additional $35 to include wine pairings. 6pm. Andaz Hotel, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-1234.

JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Every 2nd Sat. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jin Hosono and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. 3:00pm. Japengo, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; Japengomaui.com CHARLEY’S BLOODY SUNDAYS - Sun. The Bloody Mary bar. 7am. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com PI ARTISAN PIZZA BACKYARD BRUNCH - Sun. Enjoy delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pi’s, and pi BBQ specials. 10am. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Go early–the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines.

Price includes three glasses of wines and light appetizers. Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm.

Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com WINE SOCIAL - Mon and Sun. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm.

Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com SOCIETY OF WOMEN ENGINEERS PRESENTS ROSELANI ICE CREAM - Tue. Oct 13.

Cathy Nobriga Kim, Board of Directors Treasurer and Vice President of the Frozen Division at Maui Soda and Ice Works, will be giving a presentation about Roselani Ice Cream and its parent company, Maui Soda and Ice Works. Free. 5:30pm.

Malcolm Center, (1305 N. Holopono St., Kihei).

ART SCENE WILLOW NORRIS - Thu. Willow Norris is a meticulous artist and spends a great deal of time perfectly rendering her pieces. She begins with a detailed drawing on high quality archival watercolor paper and it goes on from there. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com IPO KUDLICH - Fri. Ipo Kudlich is a talented multi media artist best known for her natural fiber weavings inspired by the vivid colors and natural materials of the Hawaiian Islands. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com ANDAZ POP UP SHOW - Fri. Oct 9. KenSu Jewelry will host the first in a series of pop-up jewelry shows around the Hawaiian Islands. Time TBA. Andaz Maui at Wailea Resort, (3550 Wailea Alanui Dr.); Maui.andaz.hyatt.com ART UNDER $100 - Sat. Oct 10. The Treehouse at Pauwela is delighted to announce the first in a series of events showcasing affordable, locally produced arts, crafts, and treats. In addition to delicious food, amazing art and a great view, the Treehouse will be providing interactive art activities for kids and adults of all ages. Free.

11am. Treehouse Gallery, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku).

MALAMA WAO AKUA EXHIBITION - Daily.

Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center and East Maui Watershed Partnership present Malama Wao Akua, a fine art exhibition that merges the worlds of art and conservation with works of art that honor Maui Nui’s native plant and animal species. Free. 9am.

Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com

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SIN (Service Industry Night) w/ DJ Del Sol, 10pm

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

THE KASPRZYCKI AND PAPANIKOLAS SHOW - Daily. The Viewpoints Gallery is presenting new works by Lisa Kasprzycki and Suzy Papanikolas. Papanikolas is steeped in technical ability and artistic vision, concentrating her efforts on recording Hawaiian and Polynesian cultures. Kasprzycki enjoys majestic mountains, the ocean and the relationships between plants and people. 8am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat and Sun. What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your favorite cup of tea while watching Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com AMANDA SCOTT - Mon. Maui Hands Gallery presents figurative painter Amanda Scott. Amanda Scott has been a dedicated artist for more than 10 years.

Her muse is usually the female figure, which she renders beautifully in a variety of ethnic contexts, primarily Polynesian. 2pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ISLAND ART PARTY ALL AGES CLASSES Daily. It’s part art party, part painting class. Check online schedule for class times and availability. $59 adult and $39 child. 10am. Island Art Party, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE SCOTT BRADLEE’S ‘POSTMODERN JUKEBOX’ - Thu. Oct 15. Postmodern Jukebox is a rotating group of musicians producing covers of pop songs in the styles of jazz, ragtime and swing.

Bradlee creates retro versions of popular radio standards that run the gamut from Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” reimagined as a flapper-inspired tune, to Kesha’s “Timber” transformed to a doo-wop confection.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org GROWING DREAMS: HOLIDAYS IN PARADISE - Sat. Oct 17. Stunning holiday-themed floral design show with arrangements by floral designer Gerard Toh, who will conduct demonstrations with his creations inspired by Halloween, Thanksgiving Christmas and New Year’s. $150 regular, $175 for VIP. 9am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ 10pm

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

Service Industry NIght House Music w/DJ Big Mike

Mezzanine, 9:30pm $5 before 11pm, $10 after

CASANOVA CHARLEY’S

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

MON-Movies & Games & Music, 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ DJ Decka ,10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ DJ Firefly,10pm

WED- Wild Wahine Wednesday w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm $10 cover

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30pm no cover

CHALA w/ Lion Fiyah and more, 10pm $10 cover

Ryan Robinson 6pm, DJ Kiawe Reefs Strictly Vinyl 9pm, no cover

NFL Sunday Ticket (Bloody Mary Bar)

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Howard Ahia, 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag (time tba)

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

NFL/ SIN, 9pm

Poundtown, 9pm

DJ $ Mike, 9pm

NFL/ Gina Martinelli Band, 7pm

MON- NFL, TUE- Pool League, WED- Pool Tournament

Pub Quiz 7pm, DJ L 10pm

DJ L, 10pm

Jordan Cuddy, 8pm

NFL/ Steve Craig 6-9pm, SIN, 9pm

MON- NFL/Don Schlotman 10pm TUE- Johnny Ringo 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa 10pm

Satchel Gleason

I-Drive, 7pm

Steven Edwards 5-9pm I-Drive, 9pm

Blues Sunday w/ Paul Marchetti Band

MON- Sound Lab 7pm, TUE- Roof Closed 7pm, WED- Cole Sulenta 5-9pm

Kanoa, 9pm

Dat Guyz, 9pm

Live Music , 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm

MON-Karaoke, TUE-Rick G 4-8pm, Karaoke 9pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pms

Frequency (EDM/House), 10pm $10

DJ Danny Q (Salsa/ Barata), 10pm $10

OKTOBERFEST FOR PACIFIC CANCER FOUNDATION - Sat. Oct 17. Maui Brewing Co. and Pacific Cancer Foundation are partnering again this year for the 6th Annual Oktoberfest which raises money to support PCF. Guests will be able to enjoy music by Shea Derrick & Lawaia w/ Policia Psychedelica, Benny Uyetake, House Shakers, Paula Fuga, Flat Jackson and more, Oktoberfest inspired food from: Maui Brewing Co. Pub, Outrigger Pizza Kitchen, Big Beach BBQ, Dino’s Gourmet, HaBiBi and Maui Cookie Lady. $35-55.

2pm. Maui Brewing Company Kihei, (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com NOBLE CHEF - Sat. Oct 17. For the last 18 years, Noble Chef has attracted thousands of food lovers who lend support to Maui Culinary Academy’s (MCA) student scholarships, endowments, and programs. Raising funds is only one aspect of this highly anticipated food and wine event. It also serves as a training opportunity for Maui’s burgeoning chefs and is a showcase for the culinary talents of MCA’s industry partners, faculty and students. $195. 5:30pm. Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com/KeaLani ‘AUGIE T LIVE’ - Fri. Oct 23. Hawaii comedian Augie T is celebrating 25 years of making audiences laugh with the “Augie T Live” standup comedy tour. The show will include brand new material alongside longtime fan favorites, all featuring Augie’s signature lighthearted look on local life, family, and current events. $20-40. 8pm. Maui Beach Hotel, (170 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-873-7834; Mauibeachhotel.net ‘HUMPTY-DUMPTY IS MISSING’ - Saturday, Oct 31 - Sun, Nov 8. Sammy Scoop is a private investigator in the tradition of his grandfather, Samuel Shovel and his father, Sam Spade. Sammy faces the biggest challenge of his illustrious career with the sudden fall and disappearance of Humpty-Dumpty, who apparently had no enemies. Presented by Maui Onstage Youth Theatre. 11am. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MHOK BOCCE BALL TOURNAMENT - Sat. Nov 14. Montessori Hale O Keiki will present the third annual MHOK Bocce Ball Tournament. This “Bocce Bash” will feature five games of round-robin play with a Championship Game and special prizes. $110. 4:30pm.

Maui Nui Golf Club, (1345 Pi‘ilani Hwy., Kihei).

HUI NO‘EAU WAILEA FOOD AND WINE CELEBRATION - Sat. Nov 14. Toast to Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Cen-

ter’s mission and support community visual arts education on Maui by joining for the 9th annual Hui No’eau Wailea Food and Wine Celebration. The evening features a silent auction and generous tastes by the island’s top chefs.

Standard $150, VIP $275. 6pm. Hotel Wailea, (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 866-970-4167; Hotelwailea.com ZIP 4 THE TREES 2015 - Sun. Nov 15. This event supports Maui Children’s charities along with the native reforestation on Skyline’s Haleakala, Maui zipline course. $40. 8:30am. Skyline Haleakala Maui Zipline Course, (16727 Haleakala Hwy.); 808-518-4002; Zipline.com/haleakala

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 8 THE BENOITS - Thu. The Benoits play their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village Kaanapali, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com TALK STORY THURSDAYS - Thu. Join East Maui Watershed Partnership at Hui No’eau Visual Arts Center for the Maui Environmental Lecture Series.

5pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com POLYNESIAN HULA SHOW - Thu & Tue. Get in touch with Polynesia and join us for an inspiring Polynesian Hula Show performance. 7:00pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9 WELCOME PUTTING PARTY - Fri. Oct 9. Registered play for P.I.N.K attendees invited, in support of Breast Cancer Awareness, a portion of the proceeds will benefit Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Will include pink mimosa bar and delectable pupus. $25 per person. 4:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com PINK SPA MONTAGE - Fri. Oct 9 - Sun. Oct 11. In participation with PLAY for P.I.N.K the Spa Montage is having some especially pink specials and a portion of the proceeds will benefit Breast Cancer Research Foundation. 9am. Spa Montage, (100 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6600.

ALOHA FRIDAY MUSIC - Fri. Enjoy the best local style music jam courtesy of Hawaiiontv.com and BMW of Maui. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - Fri. Kirtan and Mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends.

Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series.

Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. This demonstration and learning session is open to the public. Free. For location info, call 808-572-4400. 1pm. Kipahulu District, (Haleakala National Park); Nps.gov/hale WAILUKU FRIDAY FARMER’S MARKET - Fri. A Farmer’s Market is coming to Wailuku every Friday.

Come to Pau Hana Kava Cafe for local, organic, food, beverages and handmade goods. Pau Hana Kava Cafe will be showcasing organic produce, raw cold-pressed juices, kombucha, kava, raw food, Middle Eastern Cuisine, fresh coconut water, succulent arrangements, essential oils and jewelry. Free. 4pm. Pau Hana Kava Cafe, (2070 W. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-298-6926.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 10 HAND JIVE TRIO - Sat. Oct 10. Gene Argel, Shiro Mori, and Michael Buono will perform a Farewell Concert for Shiro Mori, who is returning to Japan after over 30 years on Maui. Shiro is a versatile performer on both guitar and keyboards, and is considered a musician’s musician in the jazz world. 6:30pm. Wailuku Coffee Company, (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808495-0259; Wailukucoffeeco.com DOMESTIC ABUSE AWARENESS FAIR - Sat. Oct 10. Learn more about Maui County resources dedicated to supporting victims of domestic abuse and preventing future instances. A keiki area will be available.

Free. 10am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Mall, (Kahului).

YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat & Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. Free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public.

Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species.

9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Stef Mariani

Farzad & Mark

Rick Glencross

Guest Local Talent

MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

Crunch Pups

Ladies Night w/ DJ Blast

8 Track Players

Annie & The Orphans

MON - John Ness, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED- Natalie Nicole

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Tori Dixon Band, 8:30PM

Ma’a, 6:30pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON-Benny & Glenn 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia w/ Niki Guy, 7pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

Wilmont Kahaialii, 6:30pm

Maui Piano Man, 6:30pm

Evan Shulman, 6:30pm

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-10pm, no cover

LULU’S LAHAINA

MON-Service Industry Night 5pm-close, WED- Open Mic,10pm-close

Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu - 244-7643

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

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College Football/ Beatles Sing-A-Long w/ Louise Lambert, 6:30pm

NFL/ Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON-Stay Eazy 6:30pm, TUE- Willie K Dinner Show, WED- Mulligans Magic Show, 6:30pm

SALSA NIGHT - Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s three favorite drinks specials, well drinks, tequila and fireballs all for $4 and a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com

HULA SHOW BY TE TIARE PATITIFA - Mon. Enjoy a true hawaiian hula show by Te Tiara Patitifa. 10:30am. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Maui Toy Works is proud to announce a weekly Yu-Gi-Oh Card Session for all Yu-Gi-Oh Card enthusiasts. 3:00pm.

Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

FUN RUN WITH GET GLAD MAUI - Mon. Join for a fun 5k run to Kanaha Beach Park. All runners will receive a light snack from Whole Foods Market.

5:30pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaahumanu Ave, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Sat & Sun. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists.

Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free.

9am. Banyan Tree Fine Art Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13

MOONLIGHT MELE CONCERT - Sat. Oct 10 - Thu. Oct 15. Moonlight Mele concert with George Kahumoku and special guests Neva Too Late. There will be keiki activities centered around the Hawaiian Moon Calendar. Food, beer, wine, kombucha and awa will be available for purchase. $5. Children under 12 are free. 5:00pm. Bailey House Museum, (2375-A Main Street, Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org

SUNDAY, OCTOBER 11 FREE SUNDAY ZUMBA - Sun. Stop by the Maui Mall for free Zumba with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com FREE HULA SHOW - Sun. A completely free of charge hula show, occurring just for you. Free.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com KEIKI IN THE KITCHEN COOKING CLASS Every 2nd Sun. Join Whole Foods for kid-friendly fun cooking class. Perfect for keiki 6 years and older. RSVP required. To secure a spot, visit their customer service desk. Free. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

MONDAY, OCTOBER 12 VOLUNTEER: HO‘ALOHAAINA - Mon-Tue. Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30am. Unnamed Venue; 808-264-1798; Southmauivolunteers.com

‘LAWMAKERS LISTEN’ WITH REP. LYNN DECOITE - Tue, Oct 13. Representative Lynn DeCoite and members from the state House of Representatives will update the community on the 2015 Legislative Session and preview for the upcoming 2016 Session. Ask them lots of questions! 5:30pm. Haiku Community Center (Hana Hwy./ Pilialoha St., Haiku); RepDecoite@capitol. hawaii.gov; 808-586-6790 FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, because it’s never too late to learn how to play the ukulele. free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O’O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. free. 8:45am. Oo Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; oofarm.com UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. Mele Ukulele and The Shops at Wailea invite everyone to Ukulele Mix Plate this week! With over 20-plus years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. 6pm.

The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com INDIAN MUSIC AND DANCE - Wed. Manju Chattopadhyay is from Calcutta, India. Gifted with a honey-

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FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Thu, Satchel Gleason 7-9:30pm; Fri, IDrive 7-9:30pm; Sat, IDrive 7-9:30pm; Sun, Blues Sunday with Paul Marchetti Band 5-9pm; Sun, Rick G 7-9:30pm; Mon, Sound Lab 5-9pm; Mon, Rick G 7-9:30pm; Wed, Cole Sulenta 7-9:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CANE AND CANOE BAR - Thu, Gary Larson 7-9pm; Fri, Kapali Keahi 7-9pm; Sat, Daniel Querubin 7-9pm; Sun, Joseph Chee 7-9pm; Mon, Kincaid Kipahu 7-9pm; Tue, Brian Haia 7-9pm; Wed, Kalani Smythe 7-9pm; (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Thu, Adam Masterson 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:3010pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Mon, Dave Carrol 7:3010pm; Tue, Jordon Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Joe Benedett 4:30-10:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Joe Benedett 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St, Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Wed, Benny Uytake 7:30-10pm; (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908; Coolcatcafe.com DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Peter D and Garrett Probst (Ukulele Boys) 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Henry Kapono 5-7pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 3-5pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Danyel Alana

HULA GRILL - Thu, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Thu, Kealii Lum and Naiwi Teruya 2:30-4:30pm; Thu, Damon Parillo and Friends 6-8pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11am-1pm; Fri, Maa 2:30-4:30pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho and Friends 6-7pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am-1pm; Sat, Maa 2:30-4:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana 6-8pm; Sun, Maa 2:30-4:30pm; Sun, Kawika Lum Ho and Friends 6-7pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 11am-1pm; Mon, Kapali Keahi 2:304:30pm; Wed, Ernest Puaa 11am-12pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 2:30-3:30pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636; Hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Elaine Ryan 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Josh Sumibcay 5:30-7:30pm; (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; Japengomaui.com JAVA JAZZ AND SOUP NUTZ - Fri, Farzad and Mike Madden 7-10pm; Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Mon, The Soundlab 7-10pm; Tue, Fulton Tashombe and Paul Bunuam 7-10pm; Wed, Fulton Tashombe and Paul Bunuam 7-10pm; (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowao); 808-667-0787; Javajazz.net KIMO’S RESTAURANT - Fri, Tori Dixon Trio 9-11pm; Sat, Maa 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, JD and Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Mon, Benny Uyetake and Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Tue, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811; Kimosmaui.com LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Thu, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Joseph Chee 7:30-9:30pm; Wed, Scotty Rotten 7:30-9:30pm; (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6610700; Lahainapizzacompany.com LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm; (843 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655; Lahainasportsbar.com

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LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret and Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD and Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD and Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret and Josh 3-5pm; (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495; Leilanis.com LONGHI’S - Thu, Wilmont Kahaialii 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Maui Piano Man 6:30-9pm; Sat, Evan Shulman 6:309pm; Sun, The Two Cats 6:30-9pm; Tue, The Tori Dixon Duo 6:30-9pm; Tue, SummerSet 6:30-9pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com

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DOG AND DUCK IRISH PUB - Wed, Jessica and Kanoa 10pm-1am; Thu, Pub Quiz 7-9pm; Sat, Jordan Cuddy 8-10pm; Sun, Steve Craig 6-9pm; Sun, Sin 9-11pm; Mon, Bartenders Mix 7-9pm; Wed, Jessica and Kanoa 10pm-1am; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669; Theworldfamousdogandduck.com

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OHANA BAR AND GRILLE - Thu, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Fri, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sat, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Sun, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Mon, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Tue, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; Wed, Contemporary Island Music 4-8pm; (104 Ka‘anapali Shores Pl.); 808-667-1337.

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HAUI’S LIFE IS A BEACH - Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Tue, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; Wed, Rick Glencross 4-8pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010; Mauibars.com KONO’S ON THE GREEN - Thu, Bossa Nova with Katya Williams 5:30-8:30pm; Fri, Music by Sierra and Sal 5:30-7:30pm; Sat, Easy Listening with Neto 5:30-7:30pm; Sun, Omar and the Rare Vibrations 5-8pm; Tue, Easy Listening with Neto 5:30-7:30pm; Wed, Acoustic Classical Guitar with Jim Spektor 5:30-7:30pm; (470 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Konosonmaui.com MAKENA BEACH AND GOLF RESORT - Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Tue, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm; (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-874-1111; Makenaresortmaui.com MAUI BREWING COMPANY KIHEI - Thu, Live Music @ The Brewery 5-8pm; Mon, Live Music @ The Brewery 5-8pm; Tue, Levi Poasa 5-8pm; (605 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-213-3002; Mauibrewingco.com MOLOKINI BAR AND GRILL MAKENA RESORT - Thu, Mondo Mederios 6-10pm; Fri, Mondo Mederios 6-10pm; Sat, Alan Stevens 6-10pm; Sun, Kaena Elaban 9:30am-12pm; Sun, Larry Golis 6-9pm; Mon, Eddee Sebala 6-10pm; Tue, Deason Baybayan 6-10pm; Wed, Mondo Mederios 6-10pm; (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888; Makenaresortmaui.com MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Thu, Keola and Datguyz 1-3pm; Thu, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; Thu, Mike

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Sign Language LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

For good or ill, Libras often see things in terms of personal gain. It’s that whole scale thing; you’re constantly weighing, evaluating, and judging. This is how you’ve gotten a reputation as shallow social climbers, who only act out of pure self-interest. I know that’s not truly accurate, of course; just because you can’t help seeing things in that light doesn’t mean you always have to act on that basis. Does it? Prove your naysayers wrong this week by doing lots of good that you won’t get anything for–not even credit.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Presentation, in this case, is everything. You can make a case for preposterous bullshit like humans having lived with dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden if you are articulate and convicted, and a certain subset of your audience will buy into it, hook, line, and sinker. On the other hand, you could also present a well-reasoned theory of evolution, backed by the scientific community and cartloads of evidence, but if you do it in a way that’s tedious and whiny, you’ll lose a percentage of your audience. It sucks, I know, that some people are so inept at critical thinking, but that’s the reality of the situation. At the moment, lame as it is, it doesn’t matter so much what you say as how you say it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

From here it sort of looks like you’ve retreated to the moral low ground and dug in, preparing to make your stand there. I’m not sure why, to be absolutely honest, you’d adopt such a lame, losing strategy, especially because the position you’re trying to defend, while not exactly mainstream popular, is hardly devoid of ethical value. Marshal the courage of your convictions. They’re valid and worthy of respect and consideration from everyone, even if they won’t ultimately agree with them. By forcefully advocating what you believe in this week, you won’t win over many converts, but you will win their respect.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Why not walk around pretending you have superpowers? Or a billion dollars that you’re just waiting until the right moment to use? I’m a big fan of people reinventing their realities to make them more interesting, and you Rams are especially good at it. The trick is letting it be a game and not cross the line into self-delusion. If you play the game right, your world becomes vastly more interesting (for everyone), you get to be more dynamic and explore a wider range of possible selves, and magic can actually happen.

Guess what else? This week, it’s not just fun, it’s also, strangely, a route to changing your life for real.

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The second you decide you’re on top of your game is when you’ll get run right over by it. Enjoy the rave reviews, by all means–but then get right back to work.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Last week I told you to focus on the little things, and I’m glad I did. It’s amazing what a tremendous effect the smallest detail can have on you Twins. I’ve seen you fundamentally swayed by a gentle autumn breeze, a wink from a stranger, or a snippet of a song heard in passing. One of the problems with being so sensitive is that you can take pleasure in such gorgeous tiny moments, but you’re also saddened that so many around you cannot. Make remedying this incongruity this week’s task. If you can teach just one person—or better yet, three or four—how to experience rapture from the color of an autumn leaf (or something similar), you’ll have done your job.

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Something you’ve believed in and advocated for a long time will finally be put to the test this week.

You’ll also be subject to a kind of test yourself.

What I mean is, you won’t stand or fall with the success or failure of whatever you put your money on. It’s bigger than that. It’s also an examination of self-faith as well as your willingness to question yourself, your convictions, and your goals. The true trial is whether you continue to believe in it regardless of the actual outcome, and–even more important–whether or not that’s really a good thing.

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

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Actually, it’s a chance for you to go over and perfect the things you’ve been working on–whether that means rewriting your novel, overhauling your workspace, or simplifying and purifying your relationship. It’s not often you get this much time and space to really give your dreams their best shot at realization. You’d be a fool to waste this chance.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

If anyone’s familiar with feeling like an outsider, it’s you. Even in group situations where you can logically conclude that you’re most definitely not an outsider–like your own family–you still somehow often manage to feel like one. Personally, I don’t get it, but I’m not about to pass judgment on it, either.

Whatever the case, this week you’re going to come face-to-face with this self-enforced paradigm. I don’t know if you’ll decide it’s useless and just holding you back, or fundamental to who you are.

How you deal with it is up to you; just be assured you’ll probably have no choice.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

That whole angel on one shoulder, devil on the other cliché is sort of apropos this week, only their counsel isn’t so starkly moralistic; it’s more subtlety versus brute force. It’s a tough decision, and even I can’t tell you which method will work best to get you into the situation you desire: talking your way in, or just shoving past whatever opposition attempts to stand against you.

Since either method is equally likely to work, and both are morally ambiguous, which one will be the most fun?

That, of course, is the one you should employ.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Sorry, no time to write you a proper horoscope.

I’m dying to reorganize my bookshelves. Maybe after that I’ll sort the Tupperware in the kitchen. I’ve noticed the houseplants desperately need pruning, and if I give the bathtub a scrub I’ll actually feel okay about taking a bath—should I ever have time to do so…. I know all these busy things you get up to feel important, but sometimes you must admit you use them to keep yourself from having to deal with stuff that’s truly much more important, if possibly harder to properly address. Notice that this week, then put aside your busy-work so you can actually deal with it.

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