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Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom talking story about her role in Evita, Ha‘i Music, New Wine Label and seeing her daughter on stage.

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criticism by doubling–no, tripling–down.

Here’s an excerpt of their official response, as reported by Honolulu Civil Beat on Aug. 10: “We respect the views of the Consumer Advocate and we will continue to listen, learn and constructively engage with people throughout the state,” said the NextEra statement. “As we are in the beginning stages of the PUC review process, we are confident we will find more common ground as we further demonstrate the strong public interest benefits of this merger. To that end, our filed merger plan anticipates almost $1 billion in customer savings and economic benefits for Hawai‘i in the first five years after closing and we have already made commitments to customer cost savings, employees and community causes that compare favorably to other utility mergers.”

A billion dollars in consumer savings?

Wow–two months ago (in a joint June 10 press release issued after Hawaiian Electric shareholders approved the merger), NextEra and Hawaiian Electric only “committed to approximately $60 million in customer savings over four years.” Now they’re talking nearly a $1 billion in savings over pretty

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On Aug. 13, Pacific Business News reported that the Chicago investment management firm Heitman Capital Management LLC has purchased the Shops at Wailea for $342 million. Some of those who work at the Shops have long speculated that the shopping center’s recent introduction of paid parking was a move to add a new revenue stream to the center, making it more attractive to a potential buyer. Can’t say whether this is true, but we can say that the paid parking situation at the Shops is a major headache–and not for merchants or customers, either.

The last few times I’ve driven by the Shops at Wailea, I couldn’t help but notice that the long red and white arms of their new paid parking gates were pointed skyward, allowing (like the old days) just anyone to drive on in and park for no charge. At first I thought it was just a coincidence, but after the third time, I called the Shops to find out what was wrong.

“I think they’re in the process of fixing something at the gate, but I don’t know,” the Shops’ spokesperson (who requested anonymity for some reason) told me on Aug. 12.

Though she promised to get back to me with a specific answer, I’ve yet to hear from her.

I can guess why: county officials say those fancy new parking gates–installed early this summer over serious objections from both merchants and customers–had a couple problems, including the fact that they don’t allow proper access to fire and emergency vehicles.

“There seemed to be two issues,” county Communications Director Rod Antone said in an email, part of which was a forwarded message from the county Department of Fire and Public Safety (DFPS). “First, the size of the opening–too narrow–into the parking area that the gate serves and second, how to allow FIRE access through the gate.”

Antone said that Shops management has already addressed the first problem. Indeed, there’s evidence of recent landscaping and lane-widening work around the entrance gate into the Shops. As for the second, not so much.

“The access issue wasn’t discovered until

later when an emergency response to the area was needed,” stated the DFPS portion of the email. “Our office [the DFPS] reached out to the management and informed them that access was needed/required. They were advised to keep the gate up/open or risk having it forcibly opened if FIRE needed access to the area. The gate is probably open because management is still working out a way to give FIRE access through the gate.”

“Had the Shops at Wailea not had an emergency for fire to respond to,” Antone added, “they would not have realized they had this issue.”

been growing to the merger, so Ono’s comments, which his office released yesterday afternoon, aren’t really a surprise.

“Among many questionable claims, NextEra offers flawed and broad speculative savings estimates, repeatedly touting benefits of millions of dollars in savings for customers,” states an Aug. 10 news release from the office of the state Consumer Advocate.

“The company’s filings do not clearly or consistently explain how these savings will materialize to the full extent they have been claimed. This includes, for example, millions of dollars in purported savings resulting from broad reductions in operations and maintenance expenses that have not been clearly laid out despite the company having ample opportunity to clarify these and other benefits during the discovery period.”

For these reasons, Ono wants the deal scrapped–or at least modified with serious conditions that protect consumers and guarantee savings returns to ratepayers.

“These kinds of asserted savings based on NextEra’s faulty calculations effectively overstate the potential benefits of the proposed

STATE CONSUMER ADVOCATE DENOUNCES NEXTERA/HAWAIIAN ELECTRIC MERGER Hawaii Governor David Ige isn’t a fan.

Neither is Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa. Same with Sierra Club Hawaii Director Marti Townshend. And now we know that state Consumer Advocate Jeffrey Ono isn’t on board, either.

I’m talking about the proposed merger between Hawaiian Electric Industries and Florida-based NextEra Energy, which (if approved) would be worth about $4.3 billion. For its part, the two companies insist that their merger will help Hawaii reach its clean energy goals (100 percent renewable power by 2030). But opposition has

Does the state have the power to stop the NextEra/Hawaiian Electric merger?

merger, thereby creating an illusory benefit,” Ono said in the news release. “Since our mission is to protect and advance the interests of Hawaii’s consumers, we have serious concerns about this proposed merger.”

As for NextEra, they responded to Ono’s

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MAUI COUNTY COUNCIL DISCUSSES BANNING SMOKING AT BUS STOPS

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BURGER KING IN KAHULUI THROWS ‘GRAND REOPENING’ PARTY Burger King threw a party, and not just for its Chicken Fries. Deep fried fingers of meat are an acceptable reason to dance and celebrate life, but the remodeled burger franchise in Kahului’s Maui Marketplace will be strapping on its party hat for its Grand Re-Opening.

On Wednesday, Aug. 19, Kahului’s Burger

the Maui community and so pleased to invite the community to our beautiful new location and offer specials to say Mahalo, Maui,” said Burger King Hawaii Managing Director Denise Yamauchi in a press release.

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TRAVAASA HANA GETS NEW GENERAL MANAGER Travaasa Hana’s Marni Aina has been promoted to assistant general manager of the resort. Aina, who will oversee hotel operations, was most recently hospitality manager at the Hana resort.

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BATH & BODY WORKS OPENING AT QUEEN KA‘AHUMANU CENTER National retailer Bath & Body Works will open a store in the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center this fall. The Maui store will be the second location in the state; Bath & Body Works is also opening a store on Oahu.

Bath & Body Works, a leader in the personal care industry, offers a variety of products including body care, home fragrance, hand soaps, ultra-pampering products, world-class personal fragrances, gifts and more. The specialty retailer’s own-branded product lines will be available at the new store including the Signature Collection, White Barn, Bath & Body Works Home Fragrances and Anti-Bacterial Soaps and Sanitizers.

Bath & Body Works also sells additional beauty brands including Aromatherapy, True Blue Spa, Liplicious, C.O. Bigelow and Wexler.

“Bath & Body Works is an innovative retailer and great compliment to our expanding family of national names,” said Todd A. Vines, marketing manager for Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. “We’re proud that Bath & Body Works chose Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center for its first Hawaii location outside of Oahu.”

The Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center does not

Seriously, do people still eat this stuff?

King jammed out and provide partygoers with free samples and goodies. DJ Trance & Mackie from Da JAM (98.3 FM) supplied the music along with games and giveaways as a part of their live broadcast.

The store also received a traditional Hawaiian blessing coupled with a showcase of Hawaiian music and Ke Kani Malie performing hula. It’s always reassuring to know that your Triple Whopper was touched with the Aloha spirit.

Don’t worry, Burger King knows the only reason you go to parties. The event handed out free food, advertising itself as the attractive word combination “promotions” and “samples.” The new fiery Chicken Fries and its non-spicy original, along with Orange Freeze, Frozen Lemonade and ICEEs are sure to rival the samples of those at Costco.

Taking a cue from Miley Cyrus, Burger King won’t stop partying. It’s bringing the fun back this Saturday, Aug. 22 from 11am to 2pm, with a face painter and balloon twister for the keiki. Oh, and there will be even more promotions and samples (AKA you won’t need that Burger King coupon flyer).

The kids can also wear Burger King crowns, an honor complimentary of the restaurant.

You may also visit the Maui Marketplace Burger King anytime until Aug. 23 and sign your name up to possibly win a “shiny, new bike” courtesy of Dr. Pepper. The bike doesn’t even require a purchase to enter its lottery.

“Burger King is proud to be a member of

Aina first joined the Travaasa Hana team in 2006 as a massage therapist at the then Hotel Hana-Maui. She also previously held management positions at The Spa at Travaasa Hana, including spa manager and spa concierge.

The Maui native attended St. Anthony High School and University of Hawaii Maui College.

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The list of rules for cigarette smokers is longer than that of a dad whose teenage daughter has just discovered boys. The County of Maui will possibly restrict even more areas of salvation for nicotine enthusiasts, adding to the lengthy amendment of non-smoke friendly locations which consist of just about every inch of the island save for your bedroom and a dingy dive bar. Now, the bus stop may become an illegal place to take a breather on your Marlboro in months to come.

The Maui County Council’s Housing, Human Services and Transportation Committee will either make that a reality or shelve the bill at its Council meeting this Thursday, Aug. 20 at 1:30pm. Councilmember Mike Victorino, presiding officer of Pro Tempore, is the advocate behind the proposed bill, dubbing it with the short but sweet title “A BILL FOR AN ORDINANCE AMENDING CHAPTER 8.20, MAUI COUNTY CODE, RELATING TO PROHIBITING SMOKING AT BUS STOPS.” The relevant portion of the bill reads as follows: “Any bus stop established pursuant to chapter 11.07 of this code,” states the bill. “The area of the bus stop for which the smoking prohibition applies shall extend out from the bus stop sign and the

footprint of the shelter in every direction by twenty feet. The footprint of the shelter is defined by vertical planes extending down from the outermost edges of the shelter overhang or roof, if any.”

What do you think? Is this bill an appropriate move to wipe out all traces of second-hand smoke in our public air? Or do you believe that the secondhand smoke controversy is overhyped? Should be an interesting council hearing.

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by Chuck Shepard

News Of The Weird NEEDS TO FIND A NEW ROUTE Ran’dell Busch, 27, was in serious condition after being shot on July 26 near the corner of 18th Street and Emmet Street in Omaha, Nebraska. He was also shot in 2014 around the intersection of 18th and Emmet, and in 2012 was shot in a scuffle after running from the corner of 18th and Emmet.

FAILED EUROPEAN BUSINESS MODELS Grande Hotel San Calogero, the planned centerpiece of a Sicilian tourist renaissance, is still nowhere close to opening–61 years after construction began. It took 30 years to build, but then developers fought for 10 years over its management, and only later was a serious drainage deficiency discovered (repair of which Rome’s news site The Local reported in July remains unfunded). And construction of the ultra-modern Don Quixote airport (in Ciudad Real, Spain, about an hour from Madrid) was finished in 2006, but the $1 billion facility never opened, and in July, was sold to a Chinese investor for the equivalent of $11,000.

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Overlooked by the roundup of “state fair” foods listed in News of the Weird two weeks ago was the debut in June, at California’s San Diego County Fair, of the deep-fried SlimFast bar. A 200-calorie “diet bar” is breaded in pancake batter, fried, dusted with powdered sugar and drizzled with chocolate.

THIS WEEK IN CEMETARY MARKETING A woman in a suburb of Beijing filed a lawsuit against the China Dragon Garden graveyard recently over her shock to find that not only was her own name affixed to a headstone in gold lettering but about half of the 600 plots were eerily marked for prominent (and still living) people to move into. It was a marketing plan, according to cemetery workers, to convince customers of the upscale neighbors (such as basketball star Yao Ming) waiting for them in the afterlife.

(China’s aging population, and Beijing’s land scarcity, have driven up prices, intensifying competition and corrupt practices, according to a Los Angeles Times dispatch.)

THE CONTINUING CRISIS Texas’ highest criminal appeals court agreed on July 17, hours before Clifton Williams was to be executed, to a postponement until they could consider the significance of perhaps-faulty higher math presented to his jury in 2006. Prosecutors had claimed at his trial that the likelihood of another black man having Williams’ DNA profile was one in 43 sextillion (43 followed by 21 zeros, or 43 billion trillion). Texas officials have recently

recalculated the FBI-developed database and concluded that it was somewhat more likely that a second black man had Williams’ profile–one in only 40 billion trillion.

WAIT, WHAT? Jason Patterson, upset that New Zealand’s health care administration has rejected paying for gastric bypass surgery, announced in July that he will protest publicly by going on a hunger strike. “The first two to three days (will be) really hard,” he told Channel 3 News. And local officials in China’s Xinjiang region informed Muslim shopkeepers and restaurateurs in May that they will henceforth be required to sell alcohol and cigarettes (even though Islam forbids their consumption). An official told Radio Free Asia that the government aims to weaken religion.

CUTTING-EDGE SCIENCE Some owners may be petting their cats all wrong, cautioned recent research in issues of the journal Applied Animal Behaviour Science by scientists from University of Lincoln in England and the University of WisconsinMadison. For example, felines seem to prefer face-caressing, especially between the eyes and ears, and are especially aroused, negatively, by tail-petting, especially at the base.

Cats appear to be pickier about how their owners pet them than strangers, according to a Washington Post review of one article.

The Wisconsin research revealed that cats better appreciate (or are annoyed less by) music written especially for their pitch (an octave higher) and tempo (mimicking purring) than traditional classical music.

WASN’T THIS IN ‘NAKED GUN?’ News reports from Georgetown, Texas, politely did not identify the councilman by name, but Mayor Pro Tem Rachael Jonrow confirmed that the man neglected to turn off his mobile microphone during a May meeting as he excused himself for a restroom break. Jonrow said she stoically ignored the men’s room sounds on the PA system–until the noise from a toilet’s flushing seemed to release the councilmembers’ pent-up laughter.

EPIC CLUMSINESS A guest at the upscale W Hotel in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, had to be rescued by firefighters in July when he fell off of one machine in the hotel’s exercise room and got his head caught in the one next to it.

Rescuers arrived with torches and saws, but managed to pull and push and manipulate the man’s head free (though he had “significant” injuries). And a 27-year-old man, entertaining friends at his home in Colmar, France, on the country’s National Day on July 14, suffered serious injuries when he fell from his third-floor balcony– while, said his friends, leaning over to spit on police officers below. ■

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AMY HANAIALI‘I GILLIOM TALKING STORY ABOUT HER ROLE

IN EVITA, HA‘I MUSIC, NEW WINE LABEL

AND SEEING HER DAUGHTER ON STAGE

BY JEN RUSSO

PHOTO BY MONIQUE FEIL PHOTOGRAPHY

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(MAPA) production of Evita. It’s 25 years after her first Evita performance, and this time the show is under the direction of David Johnston, with Andre Morissette handling choreography.

“Evita is kicking my bootie!” she says.

“Touring is one thing. It’s a lot of late hours and funky eating, you are on planes all the time, always moving. I try to keep a workout schedule, and I have Maddy–my daughter–and my mom lives with me.

There are a lot of dynamics right now.”

Gilliom is a full time entertainer, with a rigorous touring schedule. Why did she come back to the stage?

“I kind of want to do something for myself right now,” Gilliom says. “I want to get more disciplined. Get back into voice lessons. You know, tune up my car. Andre, the choreographer, is kicking my bootie. I’m posting things up on my Facebook page and my fellow entertainers and friends are like, ‘Amy what are you doing? Is that tango dancing?’”

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my Hanaiali‘i Gilliom’s name is synonymous with being one of Hawaii’s most successful contemporary Hawaiian recording artists. She’s recorded 16 albums, and is famously known for her immaculate Hawaiian falsetto style known as ha‘i. She has 22 Na Hoku Hanohano Awards and five Grammy nominations.

But many of her fans don’t know that Gilliom is also a great theatrical actor. In fact, when she started recording with Willie K back in the 1990s, she was fresh off of the Hollywood audition circuit, and had done studio work with Jamie Foxx, her college classmate.

“Before that album in 1995 with Willie that started it all, I got a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Music Theatre from a music school in San Diego,” she says. “I grew up through Maui Youth Theatre and the Baldwin Theatre Guild. I was auditioning in L.A. a lot. Jamie Foxx was my classmate so (back when he was Eric Bishop) we would go up to L.A. and do studio work

Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom as Evita

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role is very vocally demanding. I like that.”

Twenty years ago, when Amy and Willie K began performing together onstage, Amy was having the opposite issue: how to craft her own stage persona. She was no longer playing a character in a play or musical, and she had to come up with her own stories to tell on stage.

“When I first started entertaining with Willie, I had come from musical theatre school,” says Gilliom. “I played Mikado. I did full productions. I had the fourth wall up! I was like, ‘what do you mean, talk to the audience?’ You don’t do that! Suddenly I had to change, and break that. I had to entertain this new way. I had to come up with my stories. I had to come up with the story of me. It was very very different.”

Yes, playing Eva Peron is a lot of work for Gilliom, but it’s not her whole professional life. On opening night at the MACC, she will also be launching her new Hanaiali‘i Chardonnay, and debuting her newest musical album, also called Chardonnay. Both will be available at the MACC during the duration of Evita.

“I’m a Gemini–I get bored really fast,” Gilliom says. “The wine is a challenge for me.

I love that the wine is bringing music back into the stores which is really important, especially for Hawaiian music. People are just slowly starting to do the downloads for Hawaiian music now and I keep very close tracking on that. I’m doing more product placement with my music. Coming out with wines, producing my own food wine and Continued on page 13

The Perons: Francis Tau’a and Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom

all the time and do a lot of fun background vocals. Then I auditioned for Les Miserables and my number in line was 7,392 so I kind of thought, ‘hmmmm this is not really it.’ I looked across the way and saw a billboard for Natalie Cole playing at the Hollywood Bowl, and thought that is what I want to do!”

Gilliom says she knew she wanted to go into show business from a young age. She started as a self-proclaimed theater geek at Baldwin High. Her grandmother, Jennie Napua Hanaiali‘i Woodd, was an entertainer and mentor to her. After college, Gilliom started producing shows herself with her brother Eric on Maui.

“I was still doing a lot of back and forth to San Diego and L.A.,” Gilliom recalls. “Jamie [Foxx] was in In Living Color then and I was still flying up to do some work with him. I just wasn’t feeling it after a while and I came home. My brother and I started producing our own shows. We did them at Iao Theatre–the Maui Arts and Cultural Center wasn’t built yet. I did Evita, we did Godspell. These were our own productions at Iao Theatre.”

This Friday, Aug. 21, Gilliom hits the stage in Castle Theatre as Eva Peron again in the Maui Academy of Performing Arts

The role of Eva Peron has both inspired and challenged Gilliom. I recently met her in the studio room downstairs at the MAPA building with her daughter Maddy to talk about becoming Evita. She says she was ready to sink her teeth into the script and choreography, no matter how demanding.

During the show, Gilliom will wear 16 couture costumes designed for her by Kenneth Peter Lee, including one just for the curtain call. She jokes that the saltines and water in her purse are her dinner tonight, but her dedication to the character is evident.

“I have to be honest, when I first started Evita I was telling David I have played myself onstage for 20 years,” she says. “It feels weird playing somebody. I love Eva Peron. I just love her, who she was. She was a powerful woman. She gave back to the people, gave back to the poor. She was active in women’s rights. A lot of the things I do right now. I had to sit by myself, just sit and try and figure out, what am I doing here?

My mindset now is a lot different than when I played her 25 years ago. I was a lot younger then. I’m a lot more worldly now. I believe in a lot of the same morals and values that Eva does, but it’s still very hard. The

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and her daughter. Gilliom and Maddy have had the same dance teachers, and have performed in Summer Camp productions. She says her mom sees and points out parallels in their personalities. Gilliom believes these arts programs help Maui keiki to find themselves and become “articulate young beings.”

“Maddy’s performance in Oliver was very special for my family,” says Gilliom. “Watching her on stage was very special. She did great at blocking and direction, and I was looking at more of those technical kinds of things. I’m a mom but I’m an entertainment mom. Of course I think she is absolutely fabulous. But I was looking out to make sure that she was paying attention to those kind of things. Maybe she doesn’t want to go into entertainment in the future. On her father’s side, they are all mega-superstar athletes in New Zealand. She’s an incredible runner. I’m guiding her the best way I know how–the way I was guided in my life.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

EVITA Gilliom and her daughter Madeline Austin

Continued from page 11 music festivals. It’s doing stuff like that where I can be in complete control of the whole atmosphere happening in that evening.”

Back in the 1990s, all musicians seemingly had to do was sell CDs at stores like Tower Records.

“You know what was crazy?” Gilliom asks.

“That the style of music, the falsetto called ha’i that I sing, you know Aunty Genoa Keawe was doing that. Aunty Leina‘ala Haili, all the greats were still doing it, but they weren’t doing it at the Waikiki Shell or touring. They were just under the radar. So when I started coming out, the Brothers Cazimeros was my first big concert in 1994, but it was already at the tail end of that era. Willie and I did my song ‘Haleiwa Hula’ and this other song I wrote in Hawaiian and literally the next day we sold 14,000 albums. People rushed the stores. But because the music scene has changed so much, things like that don’t really happen anymore. That’s like the last of that era.”

Today, catching Hawaiian music up to digital downloads has been a tremendous effort. Gilliom (like all contemporary musicians) has to work smart. That means branding herself, then attaching that brand to merchandise, all in hopes of continually growing her fan base. Her new wine is a big part of that strategy. From producing her own concerts to creating her own wine, Gilliom has a non-stop schedule, but for her, attention to detail and to her brand is key.

“The wine has been crazy,” says Gilliom.

“I’m leaving for Napa tomorrow night. I have a barrel sampling of my second vintage. I was doing a theater concert in Napa, and we did a kanikapila action afterwards at the house at the vineyards. The people who are my wine partners now approached me and said, ‘Hey, would you ever consider doing a wine?’ I thought of course–I mean,

who wouldn’t want to do a wine? A lot of people drink in Hawaii and I love merlot.

But I said the only way I would do it, like my music, is to my taste. I would want the wine to be like how I would drink the wine.

Then I would totally be cool with that.”

Her first vintage was a bold merlot that was released early this year. Selling the wine was a new chapter for her as well.

“If I don’t understand how to do something, I will just be so grassroots,” says Gilliom. “I will just start making calls. How do I get this wine out? I get in the trenches of things. I called Mayor [Alan] Arakawa and I said, ‘Why don’t we have wine tastings here on Maui? Why can’t we taste it at Tamura’s?’

He was like, well, okay, let’s change that. We have wine tastings now. I have been at wine tastings at Pahoa on the Big Island. I have been to every Times Supermarket, every Safeway.

I have met every single general manager at every box store in Hawaii. I walk in and they are like, ‘What are you doing here?’ and I say, ‘I want to sell my wine in here, you want to taste it?’ I have no problem doing that at all.”

The story of her wine, from the flavor profile to the bottles, has all been a very personal part of Gilliom. The wine, called Hanaiali‘i, bears not only her name, but the design on the bottle is a tattoo she wears on her left arm.

“The tattoo is an interesting part of my life,” she says. “I have a different one on that goes down the front of me I did in Tahiti a long long time ago after my grandmother passed.

This one, the one that is on my bottles, I did after my father passed. This is a growth tattoo, and you don’t normally put a growth tattoo on the left side of your body, mostly you put them on the right side. But I wanted it to look like a jewelry piece. This is the pika design, the octopus design, and the hapuu fern in here (my daughter is half Maori, her dad is from

New Zealand). It’s all significant, my father is here. It signifies growth, like the octopus going into different areas with the tentacles, like me with my music.”

Family is at the heart of everything Gilliom does. It’s what drives her and sustains her.

Gilliom’s great great grandmother Hanaiali’i was a pure Hawaiian, born in a remote valley on the north shore of Molokai. Her grandmother Jennie Napua Hanaiali‘i Woodd was one of the original dancers at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel, and went on to New York’s Hawaiian Room at the Lexington Hotel to perform and choreograph Ray Kinney’s famous Hawaiian revue that sold out shows for 60 years. Woodd also performed on Broadway in Hellzapoppin, where she met Gilliom’s grandfather and later worked in Hollywood on TV and movies. Woodd eventually went to Las Vegas, where she choreographed and revamped Hawaiian shows at the Tropicana and other famous Vegas venues. She also taught hula to over 30,000 people in California.

Now Gilliom is raising the next generation with her daughter Madeline Austin, who performs hula at Gilliom’s shows, tours with her and debuted her first stage performance in Oliver, a MAPA keiki production this summer. Gilliom says her family was very supportive of what she wanted to do, but they didn’t blow smoke when it came down to it.

“My parents were always very direct and very honest with me,” she says. “If I did a junk performance they told me, ‘That performance wasn’t very good maybe you should practice harder.’ I think that is super important growing up in the entertainment business.”

Gilliom says the Maui Youth Theatre, and later the Maui Academy of Performing Arts, have been beacons of guidance for both her

Aug. 21-30, 2015 Maui Arts and Cultural Center Castle Theatre 808-242-SHOW Mauiarts.org Director: David Johnston Choreographer: Andre Morissette Set Designer: Dan Hayes Cast: Eva Perón - Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom Juan Perón - Francis Tau’a Che - Kepa Cabanilla-Aricayos Perón’s Mistress - Danielle Delaunay Agustin Magaldi - Joey Schumacher Ensemble - Jay Agasid, Ashlyn-Jade Aniban, Heather Bartlemus, Craig Bode, Shane Borge, Alfred Cantorna, Emily Cantorna, Dr. Virgie Cantorna, Alice Carter, Maile Castro, Jordyn Clarke, Haylie Daunhauer, Haley DeForest, Gina Duncan, Christie Ellison, Molli Fleming, Marion Haller, Halia Haynes, Casey Hearl, Tasiana Igondjo, Aeris Joseph, Brock Kahoohanohano-Ambrose, Julie Kawamura, Kevin Lawrence, Carlyn Leal, Jayse Leong, Nomi Macadangdang, Betty Miller, Orion Milligan, Danann Mitchell, Kaimana Neil, Tully O’Reilly, Jim Oxborrow, Sara Patton, David Pisoni, Isaac Rauch, David Rooks, Karli Rose, Kela Rothstein, Molly Schad, Cole Schafer, Emma Smith, Scott Smith, Theresa Supera, Joylene Nina Tabon, Marc Tolliver, Preston Watanabe, Eliza Wright, Nolan Yee Tango Dancers - Vicky Ayers, Rose Baiot, Marcia Barnett, Peter Black, Sagundah Ferro Black, Hawkeye Lannis, Doug Miller, Nadama, Rita Okeane, Tom Weierhauser Children’s Chorus - Ian Aguinaldo, Avery Ardoin, Madeline Austin, Ashton Chargualaf, Nealon Guzman, Kaylee Herman, Sofia Kafami, Randi Lonzaga, Haley Mahoe, Luna Graham Milligan, Jena Mukai, Elly Smith, Erin Smith, Dutch Tanaka Akana, Jillian Vince-Cruz For Amy’s music and wine go to: Amyhanaialiigilliom.com

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WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MAUI RESIDENT LUCAS MILLER TO BE ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL SHOW ‘ALONE’

Lucas Miller

W

hat was the most terrifying place you’ve ever been dropped off? Was it the kindergarten bus stop, or the front door of the DMV? Perhaps the docking harbor of an island with the highest concentration of cougar attacks? Maybe the island seething with buffed out cats wasn’t a childhood memory or a destination on last week’s errands list. The secluded North Vancouver Island was also not on a list for new Maui resident Lucas Miller; that is, Miller’s spooky list rather than his catalog of most recently visited places.

Miller, one of the four final contestants of The History Channel’s new television series Alone, did not recount his experience as one you’d see in a Syfy Channel homemade movie. Blood spillage and encounters with ravenous spliced animals were not brought up in my conversation with this television show survivor. There was a stare down with

a wolf, but imagine looking up into the eyes of a whalewolf crouching on the roof of your house. No, Miller focused on an even more phenomenal event that took place on the daunting island, even without all the quality CGI: his personal transformation.

You’d expect some sort of metamorphosis to occur in Miller’s situation. No camera crew. No producers. These are the words The History Channel uses to describe the lonely circumstances of the ten contestants sent to the island, left alone to test who will last the longest; a first for reality television show feats. A mission with such a hazy horizon would lead most to derail into the persona of a madman and declare a volleyball as their best friend. For Miller, it was almost like a spiritual retreat.

“Nature works with drawing out the poison in the wound,” he said. “And you might have to process the poison a few times.”

Miller said that the poison serves as a

metaphor for emotions within ourselves that we normally push away, opting to ignore these feelings in favor of the comforting screen of our favorite Netflix show or the roll of gratifying likes our latest selfie produces.

Miller’s only option of entertainment was a self-carved guitar. Or building a yurt.

“When we strip away all those things we can’t run away,” Miller said. “Nature works in harmony and can flow through and out of you. Once you allow emotion to work through you, there’s a huge transformation that takes place.” Miller transformed back to a “childlike state” in which he let his emotions manifest into laughs and shouts. He said this contrasts with the real world, an environment that makes us wear a mask to protect an image. As Bowling For Soup’s song goes, high school truly never ends. Does that make the national park system the true Ivy League?

Miller enjoyed the exposure to his psyche. He chose this show specifically because it wasn’t like a car with its headlights on, gleaming an obnoxious light on human drama. Spilling honest confessions for the camera was Miller’s hardest trial, but he preferred appearing “overly emotional” versus afflicting others with tears. Arguing over the proper technique to start a fire in his birthday suit was not Miller’s forte, as Alone’s Discovery Channel counterpart Naked and Afraid calls its participants to do.

“It’s harder to be more compassionate, but we need to love each other more,” Miller said in regards to how eager people are to judge.

Criticism is like claws that never sheathe, which only come out more when confronted with a reality television show star.

Miller was not always quite the Dalai Lama, whom he joked about sounding like as he shared his insights.

Although the show touts Miller and his cohorts as “experts,” a title he humbled with the alternative term “trained,” the initial weeks supplied trials and its accompanying negative thoughts. An epiphany struck Miller as he was building a cabin, a goal he said was “pretty ambitious, which was in line with who [he] was.” Miller was so aggressive towards his project that he realized his intent was based on his desire to impress viewers.

“I don’t want to be on TV and look like a loser,” he said. “But as I processed it more, I began to have more pure intentions and started really enjoying myself.”

This fresh purpose transfigured into an interpersonal

journey Miller hoped would have a positive impact on History’s audience. This isn’t his first project of goodwill. In fact, the Iowa native was scouted for the show from his work in wilderness therapy, assisting young adults in finding themselves and building trusting relationships, challenging endeavors considering their backgrounds.

Miller now works for a new cause. Relocating from the mainland to Upcountry Maui to open an orchid, Miller aims to promote more respectful farming practices and stand against GMOs. He idealizes a future in which the public can work with those in power to “implement better farming practices.” He also plans to open a practice for Ayurvedic medicine, which combines yoga, herbal therapies, body work massages and diet shifts.

Miller’s current masterplan excites him, but he still misses the straightforward lifestyle required of inhabitants of the wild. Living amongst the trees, Miller said he did what felt right. It was less “cerebral” and more “feeling.”

And our society is all about maximizing our cerebral abilities to become super humans.

“There are so many options on what we can do,” Miller said about modern life.

“Being in the wilderness was simple. So simple and beautiful.”

Breaking from the public service announcement of living a virtuous life free of materialism and media, I must inform you to tune in on Thursday, Aug. 20 (10pm/9pm Central) to find out who wins the $500,000 grand prize. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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FRIDAY, AUG. 21

BRIAN SCHATZ TOWN HALL MEETING – Maui residents can talk story at Pomaikai Elementary School. A former Lieutenant Governor and CEO of Helping Hands Hawaii, Schatz was appointed to the Senate after the death of U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye, then won election to the seat in his own right in 2014. Schatz will be on hand to answer questions on a variety of national and local issues. 6-7:30pm.

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FLEETWOOD’S TURNS 3 – Fleetwood’s on Front St. turns three and you’re invited to the three-day celebration. The kickoff party features an evening titled “Leather and Lace” and guests are invited to wear their best lace and/or leather. Then on Saturday, Aug. 22, the dance floor heats up with Burnin Love’s Elvis Presley Dinner & Show (6-10pm). And Sunday ends with a concert by the Mick Fleetwood Blues Band (6pm-10pm). 21+.

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FRIDAY, AUG. 21 MAGIC! – The Canadian band Magic! will appear at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center (MACC). With hit singles like “Rude”, “Let Your Hair Down” and “No Way No”, lead vocalist Nasri Atweh has written for pop culture idol’s including Justin Bieber, Christina Aguilera and Pitbull. Having shared the stage with Maroon 5, Shakira and David Guetta, there’s no doubt that the foursome has magic! $35 advance; $40 day of show.

7:30pm, gates open at 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org.

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AMATEUR DRAG SHOW – Black Rock Lounge will host its inaugural amateur Drag Competition. Featuring a performance by the Honolulu Dollies, who will also double as the evening’s celebrity judges, contestants are invited to give their best impression. The competition will consist of a performance and Q&A pieces. Share the event, get the most event “likes” on Facebook and help boost your chances of winning the $150 pot! 21+. 10pm-1am. Black Rock Lounge (2605 Ka`anapali Pkwy.), Facebook.com/BlackRockLounge.

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SATURDAY, AUG. 22 HANA HO‘OLAULEA – The Hana Cultural Center presents its 17th annual Ho‘olaule‘a below the Hana Ranch Store. Keiki and kupuna alike are invited for a time of live music, hula performances, hands-on kapa and cordage demonstrations, traditional Hawaiian games and more. Enjoy storytelling, informational and vendor booths as well. Discover the town’s rich history. 9am-4pm. Free.

Hana Town, Hanaculturalcenter.org.

Photo: Wikimedia Commons

XTERRA ADVENTURE FEST – XTERRA Adventure Fest Maui sets up for an inaugural event, complete with an off-road Triathlon and Trail Run. Enthusiasts can choose from a keiki 2K, 5K, 10K or a triathlon. The 5K and 10K courses are both trail runs with up and downhill grades. The triathlon will begin at Fleming Beach with each athlete starting with two swimming laps (equal to half a mile), then transition into a 12-mile bike ride before ending with a 5K run. $15-125. Go online for rules and sign-ups.

Facebook.com/XTERRAAdventureFestMaui. Photo courtesy XTERRA Adventure Fest

SATURDAY, AUG. 22 MOVIE NIGHT & GLOW PAINTBALL – Maui Paintball invites you to play glow in the dark paintball and watch a movie. Packages start at $15, which include rentals for the night along with a hopper of .50 cal glowin-the-dark paintballs. For the movies, enjoy a free screening of Mars Attacks and District 9. Coolers and BBQ welcome! 7-11pm. Maui Paintball (Olowalu), 808-866-7034; Mauipaintball.com.Photo courtesy Pixabay.com

HAVANA NIGHTS DANCE CLASS – The Arthur Murray Maui Dance Studio invites you to d dance. The evening will kick off with a free merengue group evenin progresses, professionals will demonstrate other styles like class. As the evening salsa, tan tango and bachata. Refuel with refreshments. No experience needed. F Free. 6-8pm. Arthur Murray Maui Dance Studio (381 Huku Li Lii Pl., Kihei); 808-891-9191, DancinginHawaii.com.

SUNDAY, AUG. 23 GO TOPLESS DAY – Nip slips are now a symbol of our equal rights under the U.S. Constitution. Following the men who took to the beaches of Atlantic City in 1935 and proclaimed their right to expose their pecs, the women of Maui will celebrate International Go Topless Day at Rainbow Park in Paia this Sunday, Aug. 23 from 3pm to 5pm. And no, this isn’t a tropical edition of Girls Gone Wild. Official Hawaii laws protect women’s right to bare their breasts. This is a social justice movement spreading beyond Little Beach, not a spring break party extending from Miami Beach. Rainbow Park (Baldwin Ave., Paia); Facebook.com/freethenipmaui.

Photo: Wikimedia Commons (Jade Boren)

MONDAY, AUG. 24 END OF SUMMER BLOOD DRIVE – Through Friday, Aug. 28, the Blood Bank of Hawaii will be posted at The Walter Cameron Center for their end of summer blood drive. Donors must be at least 18, in good health, weigh at least 110 pounds and possess a valid ID. Those who donate will be entered to win a four-night/five-day Disneyland getaway for a family of four (includes airfare, hotel and park passes).

Please confirm times and location prior to arriving. Walter Cameron Center Auditorium (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 800-372-9966, BBH.org. Photo: Cesar Astudillo/Wikimedia Commons

BURGERS & BREWS COOKING CLASS – Spice up date night with a “Burgers and Brews” cooking class this Sunday, Aug. 23 at Sugar Beach Events. Chef Lee will walk students through cooking a Black-Bean Veggie Burger, Ahi Burger, Bacon-Chevre Burger, Ginger Beer Pork Burger and a Turkey Burger. Students will also learn about side dishes and dessert. Then wash it all down with your choice of beer, including one created specifically for the class. 21+. $95. Closed-toe shoes required. 808-856-6151, SugarBeachEventsHawaii.com. Photo: Kelsea Holder

TUESDAY,, A AUG. UG U G G.. 25 2 ROGER MCGUINN – Buffalo Music presents folk/rock musician Roger McGuinn for two nights at the Iao Theater thi Tuesday and Wednesday, Aug. 25 and 26. With more than this d four decades in the music industry, McGuinn’s solo career has pro1 albums, a Grammy nomination and a Rock and Roll Hall of duced 10 ind Fame induction.

He was a founding member and leader of The Byrds, and he’s famous for his ringing 12-string Rickenbacker guitar sound. $40-50 7:30-10pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Kahului), $40-50+.

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WEDNESDAY, WEDN DN D N ES E S DA DAY, Y, A AUG. UG. 26 ‘BACK TO THE FUTURE’ – Enjoy a movie under the stars on Gannon’s be beautifully manicured lawn. Featuring the 1982 classic B Back to The Future, the evening’s entry fee incl includes popcorn and a beach chair. Call fo for tickets or buy at door. Arrive early for a co cocktail at the restaurant’s Red Bar. $5.

8: 8:30pm. Gannon’s (100 Wailea Golf Cl Club Dr.), Gannonsrestaurants.com.

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FARM LOANS FACTS – Interested about starting your own farm? Want to learn how you can manage productivity? Learn about farm loans and record-keeping with Richard Nichols. Beginner and seasoned farmers alike are welcome to learn about the variety of USDA loan programs offered as well as good business practices in managing a farm. Nichols works as a program manager with the USDA. Free. 12-1:30pm. Maui County Business Resource Center, (Maui Mall); 808-873-8247, Co.maui.hi.us. Photo of Kula Country Farms: Sean M. Hower

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Murder and Morality Woody Allen’s ‘Irrational Man’ is dark and fascinating ★★★★★ Rated R / 99 Min.

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or decades, Woody Allen has been making a movie a year and never shown any signs of slowing down. He turns 80 in December, has 47 movies behind him, is currently making an original series for Amazon and is about to shoot his first film with Bruce Willis. Allen, one of the great American filmmakers, has managed to have an extraordinarily durable career, in spite of artistic and personal setbacks that have made him frustrating to his longtime fans and controversial for those following tabloid journalism.

His films, whether on purpose or accidentally, sometimes come across like commentaries on his existence, both as an artist and as a flawed, troubled and contradictory man.

While Allen’s comedies are beloved and the most famous of his cinematic output, his thrillers are even more fascinating and cause for celebration. It’s in his dark, laugh-free dramas that Allen hones in on the most mystifying aspect of human nature: how smart, educated and seemingly pleasant people can turn to murder.

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Abe, a highly regarded philosophy professor whose brilliance is countered with alcoholism and barely concealed inner demons. Jill (played by Emma Stone) is one of his students, and is infatuated with him and also the first to notice that there’s something noticeably wrong with Abe. Allen’s crisp, beautifully shot thriller is loaded with terrific dialogue, great performances and a welcome change of setting.

Stone has never been more fetching and, again, is an excellent collaborator with Allen. Likewise, Parker Posey, a veteran character actress, skillfully underplays her pivotal role as Abe’s colleague. Phoenix, sporting a prominent pot belly, brings an expectedly odd quality to his character, conveying Abe’s mystery and lure.

While Allen’s earlier works, both his comedies and dramas, have dealt with the correlating subject of murder, death and guilt, his latter works on the subject have an undeniable synergy. Along with the Scarlett Johannson-starring Match Point and the Colin Ferrell/Ewan McGregor vehicle Cassandra’s Dream, this creates a trilogy in which attractive, promising young adults find their bright futures tainted by the temptation to kill someone who “deserves it.” While

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As in Match Point, Allen goes for a shocker finish, in which chance and luck play a part in whether the guilty escape or meet doomed outcomes. The climactic scene is clever and memorable but awkwardly staged. Far more effective is Allen’s ongoing theme of contradictions, as upbeat music plays over some of the most unsettling moments. Likewise, the beautiful Rhode Island vistas compliment the drama and provide an oddly rich palette for such a sinister tale.

From the very start, it’s clear Allen is doing something different, as his traditional, black and white opening credits atypically

have no music playing over them, only the faint sound of cars driving by. The tight editing keeps the story focused and always moving forward, without any distracting subplots or needless scenes.

The image I’ll never forget is when we see Abe walking away from a truly immoral act, the camera fixating on his face; the music playing remains joyful, perhaps a soundtrack to what’s playing in his mind, but we see the tortured look of regret and possibly defeat on his face.

For all the laughter and joy Allen’s farces have given us, it’s his no-nonsense, bleak and troubling x-rays of mankind that have consistently stayed with me. Few modern filmmakers are better than Allen at exploring the maddening change within, in which the sane become irrational. ■

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Showtimes Theater showtimes are incomplete. Please contact theaters directly for more information.

KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Straight Outta Compton-R- THU 12:25 3:40 7:00 10:15, FRI-SAT 12:25 3:40 6:00 7:00 9:15 10:15, SUN-TUE 12:25 3:40 6:00 7:00 Fantastic Four-PG13- THU 10:50 1:10 3:30 5:50 8:10 9:20 10:30, FRI-SAT 10:50 1:10 3:30 5:50 8:10 10:30, SUN-TUE 10:50 1:10 3:30 5:50 8:10 Shawn The Sheep Movie-PG- THU 10:35 12:35 2:45 4:45 7:15, FRI-TUE 10:45 1:00 Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation-PG13THU 11:00 1:50 4:40 7:30 9:20 10:20, FRISAT 10:45 1:40 3:00 4:30 7:20 10:10, SUNTUE 10:45 1:40 3:00 4:30 7:20 Ricki and The Flash-PG13- THU 10:25 12:40 3:00 5:15 7:35 10:00, FRI-SAT 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:20 7:40 10:00, SUN-TUE 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:20 7:40 The Love Affair-PG13- FRI-SAT 11:15 2:00 4:45 7:30 10:10, SUN-TUE 11:15 2:00 4:45 7:30 Minions-PG- 2D THU 10:45 1:15

Hitman:Agent47-R-THU 8:00 10:40, FRIWED 11:50 2:20 4:50 7:20 10:00 The Gift-R- THU 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:30 10:10, FRI-WED 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:10 Vacation-R- THU 12:10 2:50 5:20 7:00 9:30, FRI-WED 11:20 2:00 4:30 7:10 9:50 Paper Towns-PG13- THU 11:20 1:40 4:10 7:40 10:10, FRI-WED 11:20 1:40 4:10 6:40 9:30 Pixels-PG13- 2D THU 11:20 11:50 2:20 4:30 5:10 6:40 9:50, 3D 2:00 7:10. 2D FRIWED 11:20 2:10 4:30 7:20 9:40 Southpaw-R- THU 11:30 2:20 4:50 7:30 9:20, FRI-WED 11:40 2:30 4:10 6:50 9:40 Ant-Man-PG13- 2D THU 1:50 7:00, 3D

11:20 4:30 9:50. 2D FRI-WED 1:50 4:30 7:10 10:10, 3D 11:20.

Mr. Holmes- PG-THU 11:20 1:40 4:10 9:30, FRI-WED 12:20 2:20 3:00 5:30 8:00 10:30 Trainwreck-R- THU 11:20 2:00 4:40 10:20, FRI-WED 11:30 1:50 4:40 7:00 9:50 Terminator Genisys-PG13- THU 11:40 4:50 Irrational Man-R- THU 11:30 1:50 4:10 6:40 Ted 2-R- THU 2:20 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

No Escape-R- TUE 7:00 9:45, THU 12:30 3:30 6:45

Hitman: Agent 47-R- FRI-SUN 1:00 4:00 7:15 10:00, MON (1:00 4:00) 7:15, TUE (1:00 4:00 7:15 10:00), WED-THU (1:00 4:00) 7:15 Straight Outta Compton-R- THU 11:45 3:15 7:00, FRI-SUN (11:45 3:15) 7:00 10:15, MON (11:45 3:15) 7:00, TUE (11:45 3:15 7:00 10:15), WED-THU (11:45 3:15) 7:00 Fantastic Four-PG13- THU 1:00 4:00 7:15, FRI-SUN 3:30 9:45, MON-TUE (3:30) Mission Impossible- Rogue NationPG13- THU 12:00 3:30 6:45, FRI-MON (12:00) 6:30, TUE (12:00)

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

American Ultra-R- THU 7:40 10:20, FRIWED 11:20 1:50 5:20 7:50 10:20 Sinister 2-R- THU 7:40 10:20, FRI-SUN 12:00 3:00 5:00 5:30 7:30 8:00 10:00 10:30, MON-WED 12:00 5:00 7:30 10:00 The Man From U.N.C.L.E- PG13- THU 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:00, FRI-WED 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:40 10:30

NEW THIS WEEK AMERICAN ULTRA - R - Action/Comedy The government tries to kill one of its agents, who is, in fact, a stoner. Stars Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart. 95 min.

THE LOVE AFFAIR - NR - Drama/Romance - A lawyer breaks up with her boyfriend and tries to focus on herself. 125 min.

NO ESCAPE - R - Action/Thriller - Lake Bell and Owen Wilson play an American family caught in an overseas coup that is spelling death to foreigners. 103 min.

SINISTER 2 - R - Horror - A young mother and her twin sons move to a rural house that’s possessed by evil (seriously though, wouldn’t that have been disclosed during escrow?). 97 min.

NOW PLAYING ANT-MAN - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Paul Rudd stars as a con-man with a supersuit that makes him really tiny because every comic book deserves to be a movie, right? 117 min.

THE FANTASTIC FOUR - PG13 - Action/

No Escape opens this week

Sci-Fi - Yet another adaptation of the Marvel Comics story of a group of friends that mutates into superheroes. Stars Kate Mara, Miles Teller and Michael B. Jordan. 100 min.

THE GIFT - R - Thriller - A young couple has everything, then some dude from the husband’s past shows up with a gift and then really bad things start happening. Stars Jason Bateman and some other people. 108 min.

HITMAN: AGENT 47 - R - Action/Crime - A nameless assassin helps a woman discover her mysterious ancestry. 96 min.

THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E - PG13 - Action/ Adventure - Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer star in Guy Ritchie’s take on the iconic Cold War spy television series of the same name. 116 min.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: ROGUE NATION - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Tom Cruise is back for yet another MI installment. This time he has to destroy an international crime syndicate. 131 min.

MR. HOLMES - PG - Crime/Mystery - An aging Sherlock Holmes (Ian McKellen) looks back on an unsolved case that still bothers him. Also stars Laura Linney. 104 min.

PAPER TOWNS - PG13 - Drama/Romance A young man and his buddies go on the road to find the missing girl next door. 109 min.

Christina Applegate remake the 1983 Chevy Chase/Beverly D’Angelo classic about the Griswold family trip to Wally World. 99 min.

PIXELS - PG13 - Comedy/Sci-Fi - Adam Sandler (ugh) stars in this movie about aliens who attack the earth using the form of 1980s video game characters. 106 min.

LAST CHANCE

RICKI & THE FLASH - PG13 - Drama/Comedy - Meryl Streep and Kevin Kline star in this story of a rock star who returns home to make right with her family. Written by Diablo Cody. 102 min.

SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE - PG - Animation - When the flock winds up in the big city, it’s Shaun who has to save the day. 85 min.

SOUTHPAW - R - Drama - A boxer (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to get back on track with the help of his trainer (Forest Whitaker). 124 min.

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON - R - Music/ Biography - The story of how NWA revolutionized Hip Hop in the 1980s. 147 min.

TRAINWRECK - R - Comedy - Amy Schumer plays a commitment-phobe who finally meets a good guy. Directed by Judd Apatow. 125 min.

VACATION - R - Comedy - Ed Helms and

IRRATIONAL MAN - R - Drama - Joaquin Phoenix stars in this look at a tortured philosophy professor (like there are comfortable philosophy professors out there…). See this week’s film review. 96 min.

MINIONS - PG - Animation - The loveable yellow guys from Despicable Me get recruited by supervillain Scarlet Overkill (voice by Sandra Bullock) and her husband Herb (Jon Hamm). 91 min.

TED 2 - R - Comedy - An obnoxious toy bear named Ted has married a human woman named Tami-Lynn and now they want to have a baby, but Ted first has to prove in a court of law that he’s a person. Based on true events. 115 min.

TERMINATOR GENISYS - PG13 - Action/ Sci-Fi - Kyle Reese goes back in time to 1984 (again) but this time finds a fractured timeline, unexpected new enemies and Arnold Schwarzenegger still playing a machine. 125 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS OFFICIAL MAGIC! AFTER PARTY - Fri, Aug 21. Party on the North Shore with the cast and crew of Magic! this weekend. Get down to grooves by DJ Big Mike and NYCE Boy. Music starts at 10pm, 21 and over. $10 cover. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com TOLO - Fri, Aug 21. Check out Tolo with DJ Sweet Beets and Yum Yum this weekend. The evening will be a combination of playful soul, funk and rock and roll. Music starts at 9:30pm, 21 and over. $10 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com SOUL KITCHEN - Sat, Aug 22. Maui’s own Soul Kitchen will finally be playing in Paia this weekend!

More commonly found at South Maui venues, their music is acoustic-infused musical alchemy; both blending and transcending the traditional genres of soul, blues, jazz, classic rock, Cajun zydeco and Middle Eastern influences. Music starts at 7pm, $10 cover. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com MEZZANINE BLACK & GOLD PARTY - Sat, Aug 22. Style-out Upcountry this weekend and let loose while dancing to electronic beats with Marasco and DJ Trip. Music starts at 9:30pm, 21 and over. $10 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Mon and Sun). Performing together in Kupanaha for over a decade, Jody Baran and Kathleen, son Robert, and daughters Katrina and Crystal truly earned their distinctive title of “Maui’s Magical Family.” Teaming up with the KUPANAHA Dancers, whose scintillating hula interpretations bring charm and culture to the stage, the Barans create sensations of wonder and awe as they present spectacular illusions. Gold Circle VIP Seating $99, General Seating $79, Teen $65, Child $49, Infant Free. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in this powerful and entertaining show that brings you the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. A spectacular storytelling experience that comes alive before your very eyes. A portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Sun). When most people think of a magic show, they envision a large auditorium-style theater with a magician performing stage illusions where people disappear. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in this beautiful 78-seat venue! Annabelle, our resident ghost, will entertain you while you’re dining in the elegant living room, where we serve cocktails, appetizers, and an array of desserts. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the royal flush package. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front Street A202, Lahaina); 808-667-6244; Warrenandannabelles.com WILLIE K - Thu. This Hawaiian phenomenon captivates audiences around the world with his astounding performances and remarkable array of musical styles. Dinner and a show is $60, just show $25. 6:30pm. The King Kamehameha Golf Club, (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808249-0033; Kamehamehagolf.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Jump in the time machine with Maui Theatre’s with Burn’n

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Love, into the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. This lively musical act stars Darren Lee as he evokes Elvis and more. Reliving the days of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE WITH MARTY DREAD - Every Fri. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. Offered every Friday from Ma‘alaea Harbor, this cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails (for adults 21+ with valid picture ID), plus a stunning sunset backdrop as you party with Marty on the bow of the boat. Additional savings for PWF members and kama‘aina. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Ma‘alaea); 808-249-8811; Pacificwhale.org ADT APPRENTICESHIP PROGRAM 2. The AUDITIONS - Sat. Aug 22. program is designed to offer rs aspiring professional dancers a place to challenge them-selves by stepping into the professional dance world before leaving school. The apprenticeship program begins on Sept. 1 and runs until Aug. 1, 2016.

The program consists of three hours of group rehearsal time per week for 48 weeks and four hours of individual coaching time per ationsapprentice per year. Adaptationsdancetheater.com

the area and the personalities behind them in an intimate and interactive setting. $75 per person.

5:30pm. Japengo at Hyatt Regency (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); JFriapengomaui.com TEQUILA TUESDAY - Fri. Aug 21. Featuring George Clooney’s tequila “Casamigos.” $10 per flight. 5pm. Gannons Wailea, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; Gannonsrestaurant.com ALOHA FRIDAY BEACH BBQ - Fri. Aug 21. The Aloha Friday Beach BBQ will be the first of a series of outdoor dining experiences that embraces the warmth of aloha and the Hawaiian Islands. Restaurant Chef Jennifer Evetushick has planned a delightful feast. Partnering with Maui Brewing Company for this first BBQ evening, Chef Jen will also incorporate the robust beer flavors in preparation of side dishes. $65.00 per person. 6:00pm. Relish Oceanside, (2365 Kaanapali Pkwy, Lahaina); 808-667-2525.

KAI KANANI MAUI FARM TO TABLE SUNSET CRUISE - Sat. Aug 22. Market Maui will host a fivecourse sampling of locally sourced farm-to-table delicacies on board the Kai Kanani. The crew will deliver expertly prepared pupus by award-winning Chef Christopher Kulis. Spend a romantic evening at sea with live music aas you sail on the crystalline waters alon along the Wailea coast. $119 per pe person. 4:45pm. Capische, (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808879 879-2224; Capische.com

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HAPA SUMMER MUSIC SERIES - Tue & Wed. The HAPA series is starting up again, this time, the summer edition. This is an exciting, culturally relevant and highly entertaining musical journey that reflects Maui’s beauty. General Admission: $60, VIP: $75. 6pm. The Mill House, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-2447643; Mauitropicalplantation.com/shows BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG ‘O TRICKS - Tue. Be amused and amazed by the high energy comedy. 6:30pm. Mulligans on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com SLACK KEY SHOW WITH JEFF PETERSON - Wed. Aug 26. Recognized as one of Hawaii’s most versatile musicians, Jeff Peterson is at the heart of the Hawaiian music scene today. He will be performing with George Kahumoku Jr., Da Ukulele Boyz, Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha. $37.99-83.50. 6:45pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com

FOODIE MAUI TASTEMAKERS CULINARY SERIES Thu, Aug 20. For the resort’s fourth Maui Tastemakers event, Hyatt Regency Maui Resort and Spa is hosting an exclusive dinner with a surprise menu inspired by Simpli-Fresh Produce. A celebration of the unique bounty of the island, the Maui Tastemakers program features dinners, events, tastings and special menus, all presented in partnership with local purveyors. The series gives visitors and residents the opportunity to connect with the outstanding food and drink of

C CHARLEY’S BLOODY S SUNDAYS - Sun. The Bloody Mary bar. 7am.

Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; C Charleysmaui.com

PI ARTISAN PIZZA BACKP YA YARD BRUNCH - Sun. Enjoy delici delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pi’s and pi BBQ specials.

10am. Pi A Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 80 808-667-0791; Pi808.com

KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Tastings from a variety of regions around the globe such as Sicily, the Loire Valley, the Iberian Peninsula, and America’s West Coast. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines. Price includes three glasses of wines and light appetizers.

Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm. Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com WINE SOCIAL - Mon and Sun. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends.

5pm. Pulehu, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-6673254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com

ART SCENE THE KASPRZYCKI AND PAPANIKOLAS SHOW - Daily. The Viewpoints Gallery is presenting new works by Lisa Kasprzycki and Suzy Papanikolas. Papanikolas is steeped in technical ability and artistic vision, concentrating her efforts on recording Hawaiian and Polynesian cultures. Kasprzycki enjoys majestic mountains, the ocean and the relationships between plants and people. 8am. Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com

ARTISTS IN RESIDENCE - Daily (except Mon and Sat). Browse sculptures, paintings, photography, woodturnings and ceramics from select local artists. Located in the lobby near the Botero Bar. 9am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org UNCONSCIOUS NATURE AND BREAKING GROUND - Daily (except Mon). Laerke Lauta is a video artist from Copenhagen, Denmark. Her work investigates fictional characters placed in natural settings to invoke emotional connection and mystery showing the intuitive stories of women in video culture. Mary Babcock is an art professor at University of Hawaii who works in fiber and will be creating a site specific installation in the gallery about the epistemologies of life relating to time spans and remembering. This exhibit closes on Oct. 3. Free. 10am. Schaefer International Gallery, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org MEET PATRICIA HEATH - Thu. Patricia Heath is a talented, self-taught silversmith. She makes Soul Creations jewelry and has been residing in Maui since 2008. 11:30am. Maui Hands Makawao, (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com RESORT ART COLLECTION TOUR - Tue & Fri. Learn about Grand Wailea’s extensive museum quality art collection, the largest resort collection in Hawaii. Tour meets and starts at NaPua Gallery. 10am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org MEET LUANA KAMA - Fri. Luana Kama loves to paint, especially watercolor paintings of people and flowers. She finds it fascinating to see the pigments and water flow on the paper. 4:30pm.

Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com MAUI SCULPTOR STEVE TURNBULL ART SHOW - Fri. Aug 21. Maui sculptor Steve Turnbull creates a symphony of line that flows in harmony with nature using various woods from all areas, not just Hawaii. Through his work Steve hopes to educate and motivate next generations to see and preserve our world’s natural beauty. Free. 6pm.

Lahaina Galleries – Lahaina, (828 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-6284; Lahainagalleries.com ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat and Sun. What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your favorite cup of tea while watching Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8711307; Mauimall.com CECILIA BAHENA - Mon. Cecilia Bahena will be painting live and have her works on display. She works in a broad range of mediums, from traditional oils and pastels to the integration of images and handmade/painted papers in her collage pieces.

10:30am. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com JEANNE YOUNG - Tue. Young displays her process and techniques. She likes subjects that that stimulate her artistic passion, especially people and all the beautiful ways that they engage with life. 1pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com ANDREA RAZZAUTI ART SHOW - Wed. Aug 26. Tuscan artist Andrea Razzauti resides on Maui where he paints memories of his homeland and beautiful white sand beaches of Hawaii. The viewer enjoys the experience and appreciates the skill of his detailed artistry; light and shadowing are key to the experience. Free. 6pm. Lahaina Galleries – Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui #A23, Wailea); 808874-8583; Lahainagalleries.com

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Mama’s Black Sheep 8-10pm, LGBT Night w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

PURE: Top 40, House & EDM w/DJ Big Mike

House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

Service Industry NIght House Music w/DJ Big Mike

TOLO w/ Sweet Beets & Yum Yum, 9:30pm $10

Black & Gold Party w/ Marasco and DJ Trip, 9:30pm, $10

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover

Ryan Robinson 6:308:30pm, Magic! Afterparty w/ DJ Big Mike and NYCE Boy, 10pm, $10

Soul Kitchen, 7pm $10

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Tex Mex w/Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Andrew Corradini, 6:30pm

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Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

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MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

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Jordan Cuddy, 8pm

Steve Craig 6-9pm, SIN, 9pm

MON- Chad Kaya & Michael Russell, TUE- Johnny Ringo 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa 10pm

744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

2000’s Dance Party w/ DJ Gary O’Neil

3 Year Anniversary Leather & Lace Party w/ Kona Storm

3 Year Anniversary Burnin’ Love w/ Elvis

3 Year Anniversary w/ Music guests and Mick Fleetwood’s Blues Band

MON-Rick G, TUE- Andrew Corradini, WED- Cole Sulenta

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

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Live Music, 9pm

Karaoke Industry Night 8pm-close

MON & TUE- Karaoke 8pm, WED- Rick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm

AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

SIN (Service Industry Night) w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST.

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

TICKETS ON SALE EVITA - Friday August 21 - Fri. Aug 28. Hawaii’s top-selling female vocalist of all time–Amy Hanaialii Gilliom–returns to her roots in musical theatre to perform the title role in this iconic rock musical, presented by the Maui Academy of Performing Arts. $15-$75 (plus applicable fees). 7:30pm. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org KA PO I KA PO‘OKELA - Sat. Aug 29. It’s a bodybuilding event held on Maui to inspire people about the world of fitness. Categories include bodybuilding, men’s physique, figure, women’s physique and bikini as well as a teen physique category. Food will be provided at the venue for purchase as well. Fun for all ages. Tickets $40, $50 and $60. 5pm. The Westin Maui, (2365 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-6672525; Mauibodybuilding.com KU MAI KA HULA COMPETITION - Thu. Sep 10 - Sat. Sep 12. Featuring award-winning halau from Hawaii, the continental U.S. and Japan, competing in solo and group performances. Male and female dancers perform both kahiko (traditional) and auana (modern-day) hula stylings, judged by renowned, prestigious kumu hula. Thu: $10. Fri-Sat $25 each day. Half-price keiki 12 and under. 8am. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL - Thu. Sep 10 Sun. Sep 13. The fifth annual Jazz and Blues Festival will feature legendary performers this year at the Royal Lahaina luau grounds and several locations around the island. Performing will be jazz guitar legend Russell Malone, blues guitar master Kenny Neal, Donald Harrison with his hand picked quartet from NYC and New Orleans and the 2015 Best of New Orleans winning band the Iguanas. 8am. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-669-5200; Royallahainaresort.com SINBAD - Thu. Sep 24. Ranked by Comedy Central as one of the top 100 standup comedians of all time, Sinbad is enjoying something of a renaissance these days with a style and charisma that continues to pack clubs and auditoriums alike. Riding the wave created by the successful 2014 Maui Comedy Festival, the producers will keep the laughs coming with a string of one-night-only performances each month to

MON-Happy Hour 7-9pm, closed at 10pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ DJ Decka 10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ #Poundtown, 10pm

80’s & 90’s Night, $10

September. $42.50-72.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sun. Oct 11. Enjoy a relaxed afternoon on the lawn with acclaimed ukulele musicians. Renowned teacher Roy Sakuma will help us celebrate Hawaii’s beloved instrument. Fine ukulele will also be featured as door prizes. The festival also features displays of made-in-Hawaii arts and crafts and ono-licious island foods available for purchase. A beautiful day for the whole family–visitors and residents alike.

Free. 1pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org GROWING DREAMS: HOLIDAYS IN PARADISE - Sat. Oct 17. Stunning holiday-themed floral design show with arrangements by floral designer Gerard Toh, who will conducts demonstration with his creations inspired by Halloween, Thanksgiving Christmas and New Year’s. There will also be prize giveaways, an auction and a delicious lunch. Proceeds benefit local nonprofit Malama Family Recovery Center. $150 regular, $175 for VIP. 9am. Grand Wailea Resort Hotel and Spa, (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-579-8414; Malamafamilyrecovery.org THE 18TH ANNUAL NOBLE CHEF - Sat. Oct 17. For eighteen consecutive years, The Noble Chef has attracted thousands of food lovers who lend support to Maui Culinary Academy’s (MCA) student scholarships, endowments, and programs.

Raising funds is only one aspect of this highly anticipated food and wine event. It also serves as a training opportunity for Maui’s burgeoning chefs and is a showcase for the culinary talents of MCA’s industry partners, faculty and students. $195. 5pm.

Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808875-4100; Fairmont.com/KeaLani

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, AUGUST 20 THE BENOITS - Thu. The Benoits play their sweet island jazz at Whalers Village. 7pm. Whalers Village Kaanapali, (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4567; Whalersvillage.com POLYNESIAN HULA SHOW - Thu & Tue. Get in touch with Polynesia and join us for an inspiring Polynesian Hula Show performance. 7pm. La-

haina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com PICNIC FOR POKI HAWAIIAN MUSIC CONCERT AUGUST - Thu. Aug 20. Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite you to join the residents for the Picnic for Poki Music Concert. The featured guest with live Hawaiian entertainment will be The Brown Ohana. Take a midday break and enjoy the beautiful sounds of Hawaii.There will be delicious fresh baked cookies and coffee from the Roselani Place kitchen. Bring your lunch, a lawn chair, and most importantly, bring a friend. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720.

INVASIVE PINE CONTROL MEETING - Thu. Aug 20. The Haleakala National Park staff will be holding a public meeting to discussing the pine control project. They are proposing the use of contracted helicopters to control up to 3000 invasive pine trees within the park. During the meeting the park employees will give a short presentation and answer any questions about the project. 5pm. Keokea Community Center, (218 Kula Hwy., Kula); 808-572-8122.

KALAKAPUA PLAYGROUND REOPENING MEETING - Thu. Aug 20. Haiku Community Association invites the public to its meeting to hear updates on the Kalakapua (Giggle Hill) Playground reopening; County plans to purchase over 260 acres of former pineapple land along the scenic Hamakualoa coastline; and a storm season preparedness presentation by MECO. HCA Playground Committee members will give an update on the significant progress that has been made over the last six months, and the last steps needed to reopen the popular playground.

6:30pm. Haiku Community Center, (Pilialoha St, Haiku); 808-572-8122.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 21 ALOHA FRIDAY MUSIC - Weekly. Best free live music jam with Maui artists. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com KEIKI HULA PERFORMANCE - Fri. Come by to witness a true array of talents by our island’s keiki in their Hawaiian hula performance. 5pm. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6618277; Theoutletsofmaui.com KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - Fri. Kirtan and Mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends.

Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com COCONUT WEAVING - Fri. Join Bolly Helekahi for the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series. Bring your family and friends and learn the ancient art of Hawaiian coconut weaving. This demonstration and learning session is open to the public. Free. For location info, please call 808572-4400. 1pm. Kipahulu District, (Haleakala National Park); Nps.gov/hale ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION OPEN HOUSE - Fri. Aug 21. Meet gifted Holistic Practitioners with live music, refreshments, and fun.

5pm. Kihei Long’s Center, (1215 S Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1114.

GIRL TIME - Fri. Aug 21. It’s play time for the ladies. Meet Tonja of #PinkPlumeriaMaui and learn the amazing and fun art of crochet. It’s easy and there’s no need to bring anything as they will have yarn and more for you. Light refreshments courtesy of Whole Foods Market. 5pm. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8723310; Wholefoodsmarket.com

SATURDAY, AUGUST 22 MAUI BICYCLING LEAGUE RIDE - The Maui Bicycling League (MBL) will hold a bike ride for beginner and intermediate-level riders. Riders should meet at the gate at the end of Amala Place near the last entrance to Kanaha Beach Park in Kahului. Parking and restrooms are located at Kanaha Beach Park. Starts 10am, arrive early.

Mauibicyclingleague.org YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org

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MON- Mel & Soundlab, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

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Annie & The Orphans

MON - John Ness, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED- Natalie Nicole

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia w/ Niki Guy, 7pm

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LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Maui Toy Works is proud to announce a weekly Yu-Gi-Oh Card Session for all Yu-Gi-Oh Card enthusiasts. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SALSA NIGHT- Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s three favorite drinks specials, well drinks, tequila and fireballs all for $4 and a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com KEIKI HULA SHOW - Sat & Sun. Bring the keiki along to enjoy a fun afternoon Keiki Hula Show, great fun for the whole family. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Sat & Sun. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists.

Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free.

9am. Banyan Tree Fine Art Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com SURFRIDER SUGAR BEACH CLEANUP - Sat. Aug 22. It’s time again for the Surfrider Maui’s monthly beach cleanup, sponsored by Fred’s Mexican Grill. All cleanup supplies are provided.

Please bring a reusable water bottle for refreshments. Surfrider hosts monthly beach cleanups, so there is always an opportunity to join our work.

9am. Sugar Beach Events, (85 N. Kihei Rd.); 808856-6151; Sugarbeacheventshawaii.com SPECIAL PSYCHIC AND HEALTH FAIR - The anniversary of Awakening in Paradise continues with an open house, live music and munchies.

11am. Kihei Long’s Center, (1215 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1114.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 23 KA‘EHU BAY BEACH CLEAN UP - In collaboration with the community and NOAA’s tsunami monitoring program, Hawaii Wildlife Foundation (HWF) adopted Waiehu’s Ka‘ehu Beach in 2012 and cleans this beach every month. Marine debris continues to wash ashore. 9am. Kukona Place, (Kukona Place, Wailuku); Wildhawaii.org/projects.html STORY TIME WITH READ ALOUD AMERICA - Sun. Aug 23. Enjoy great stories with Aunty Joanne. Plus awesome prizes and a brand new book. 2pm. Whole Foods Market,

Makai Jazz Group 6:30pm, Trish Da Dish Pub Quiz, 10pm

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(70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com SUMMER BLOCK PARTY - Sun. Help make dreams come true for our Keiki! Enjoy sidewalk sales, brunch specials at Pi Artisan Pizzeria, all day Happy Hour pricing and menu specials at Hard Rock Cafe, entertainment, activities, and much more. Courtesy of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. 10am. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8277; Theoutletsofmaui.com FREE HULA SHOW - Sun. A completely free of charge hula show, occurring just for you. Free.

11:00am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com TE TIARE PATITIFA - Sun. Te Tiare Patitifa will be performing an authentic hula show for the public. 1pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com FREE SUNDAY ZUMBA - Sun. Stop by the Maui Mall for free Zumba with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio, leading up to the annual Lawn and Garden Fair on June 20. Free. 9am.

Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

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TUESDAY, AUGUST 25 FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Free ukulele lessons, it’s never too late to learn how to play the Hawaiian guitar. free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao

Mama’s Black Sheep 6:30pm, Annual White Party, 10pm

Celtic Tigers, 7-9:30pm

MON-Stay Eazy 6:30pm, TUE- Joel Katz 5:15pm & Willie K Dinner Show, 6:30pm, WED- Private Event

Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

10pm; Tue, Jordon Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Wed, Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988; Captainjacksmaui.com

YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. free.

8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE LAHAINA - Thu, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Fri, Joe Benedett 4:3010:30pm; Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue, Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Wed, Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Wed, Joe Benedett 4:30-10:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855; Cheeseburgerland.com

VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided.

Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. free.

8:45am. O‘o Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com UKULELE MIX PLATE - Wed. Mele Ukulele and The Shops at Wailea invite everyone to Ukulele Mix Plate this week! With over 20plus years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. Mele Ukulele will provide a number of “loaner” ukulele for the evening for the free introductory ukulele lesson. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY - Wed. Aug 26.

A new special event for school-aged children on the last Wednesday of each month. You’ll see Furry Vengeance, a feature film starring Brendan Fraser. This family-friendly film is rated PG. Activities for this event will vary each month. 3pm.

Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; Librarieshawaii.org INDIAN MUSIC AND DANCE - Wed. Manju Chattopadhyay is from Calcutta, India. Gifted with a honey-sweet voice, she has studied and performed Tagore songs, devotional music, folk and North Indian classical music. For Manju, music is her meditation, therapy and joy.

6:30pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

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There’s no question you’re full on. You rarely do things halfway; when you discover something new you’re into, you barely do anything else until you’ve exhausted your interest in it. Then you move on to the next thing. A tiny fraction of these exploratory ventures become part of your semi-permanent repertoire; most of them fall by the wayside and are rarely or never picked up again. Unfortunately, you occasionally do this with people. The problem: people can come back to haunt you. Beware this kind of haunting this week; however if it occurs, don’t flee from it in terror. There’s something you can learn here: making things right by making room in your life for something that’s not the absolute IT thing at the moment can still be quite rewarding.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Here’s a quote from an old TV show: “If you think life’s a vending machine where you put in virtue and you get out happiness, then you’re probably gonna be disappointed.” Tragically, many Virgos suffer under this kind of delusion. It’s easy to believe that life is a simple equation: you work hard, do good things, help people, and you’ll be happy and fulfilled. The equation’s often true–but not always. The trick is believing in and practicing it, even after some exceptions blow it off the page.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Three is your magic number this week. Nothing in pairs is likely to work; if you choose to hang out with just your lover, or one parent, or anyone oneon-one, you’re not likely to have a good time; about the only thing you’ll have is problems, and some of them might persist for an aggravatingly long time.

Stick to threes and you’ll have a surprising amount of fun. This might mean consideration of some unusual companions–in fact, your best new friend might be someone you’ve usually considered a third wheel, not a happy third of a ménage á trois.

programming can mitigate or modify them, but they’ll never go away. Yes, people can transform–especially you, Aquarius. But there’s a limit to how much transformation is possible, and how permanent it is. Recognize this and figure out if the problems you’re having with someone you love are software conflicts–which can be resolved, with patience and time–or irreconcilable hardware incompatibility.

Once that’s clear, how you proceed should be, also.

What do you do when you need a haircut but just don’t have time or money to get one? (Well, if you’re a teenage Scorpio, you just say, “Screw it,” and cut it yourself). Nowadays, you wear a hat. You have the same attitude towards emotional baggage, I see. It’s no big deal to cover something up as a temporary measure, but some people take it too far, amassing huge hat collections to hide their guilty secrets. Go ahead and keep yours under a hat–for now. But if it’s still there in three weeks, you’re in deep shit.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Capricorns have a way of dissolving into the background when they want to. This is one of those times.

It doesn’t mean shit’s not happening to you, or that you’re not going through anything; it just means that no one notices unless you specifically call their attention to it–which can often take quite a lot of effort. So if you’re perfectly happy working through whatever’s going on for you by yourself, by all means, keep at it.

But if you want companionship on this leg of the journey don’t suffer in silence–go out and get some.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’re like weather; everyone around you is affected by whatever you’re up to, whether they like it or not. Consequently, you tend to be surrounded by flexible, spontaneous, good-hearted people; those who aren’t up to being battered by your moods keep a good distance, if they can. However, every so often one of these more delicate individuals washes up next to you, and for whatever reason, can’t escape–like this week. Don’t take it personally when they find everything you do abrasive, offensive, or annoying. It’s them, not you. Instead of being hurt, be compassionate–go easy on the poor things, and turn down the brightness, just a little.

What happens this week is huge, only you may not notice it. A vastly important decision will be made, but with so little fanfare it’s likely to be eclipsed by something tiny and petty. It won’t even dawn on you that this huge step’s actually been taken until you start experiencing one of its many significant consequences, somewhere down the line. So what? It’s nice that this one’s an easy one, and there’s no point in making a big deal about it, or getting in the way. I just mention it so you can appreciate, admire, and relish the moment as it happens, instead of having to do so in retrospect.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

There are some skills and assets you possess that you just can’t easily and tastefully reveal in mixed company. For instance, how do you let someone know they should date you because you’re fantastic at oral sex, without being so crass you put them off? This is why you should also develop a vast array of front-line credentials, things people can be impressed by during casual small-talk. You’re already the shit once people get to know you–this week, work on improving your first impression.

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So many Pisces have less-than-perfect eyesight for a reason: You have trouble focusing. Sometimes all you can see is the big picture, without any details.

And other times you view everything through such a tiny filter that your whole life seems just one way, i.e., you’re as perpetually unlucky and miserable as Lemony Snicket’s Baudelaire orphans, or as chronically upbeat and happy as Big Bird. This is why you occasionally need the perspectives of those around you, to keep things in balance, to help you remember that yes, your life is not all shit, or that you’re not always such a righteous and perfect person. This week, notice who the people are who do this for you–and figure out what you can do for them.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20) SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Here it is again, your perpetual dilemma: practical considerations duking it out against impractical dreams. What’s it going to be? Buckets of money, doing something that isn’t especially bad or soulkilling, but also isn’t all that inspiring? Or the leap of faith that may amount to nothing and cost you everything? I urge you: at least consider both options.

That’s all I’m asking: seriously think about it. It might be exactly the right decision for you to keep on the path you’ve been on and wait for a better time. But I guarantee you’ll be happier walking that path once you’ve rigorously questioned it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Cancers like being prepared for things. You may claim to like surprises, but you secretly despise them. When you’re startled, you’re quite likely to clam up and retreat into your shell, and like any shy hermit crab, it takes you quite a while to come out again; in the meantime, even patient visitors usually get bored and take off. That’s why I’m delighted to advise you this week–stay alert but not on edge. You’re likely to be caught off-guard at least three times this week. Happily, not a single one of these shocks will turn out to be anything but good news and good times.

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