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WANTS FREE MARKET TO CONTROL MED. MARIJUANA If the law states that the growers will eventually have to be the only dispensaries and by 2018 only dispensaries can grow and sell, then obviously the black market will continue to flourish unabated (“Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Are Coming…,” July 9, 2015).

The only way is to allow free market pressures to self-regulate such as having a nonprofit wholesale level where growers can sell their product at market driven prices who then turn around and sell to retailers who market at their market driven levels. Their licensing pricing is done on a square footage basis of storage for product on an annual basis and nowhere

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near $50,000! I truly hate to get exclamatory about things, but when I see some annual fee for something like a booming market that is just coming out of century long retirement that is this ridiculous it just makes tears come out of me.

Now that being said, the registration for the booming market a century ago may have had “paperwork,” but in the 21st century we have data and keyboards and credit cards. To register, one would go to the website, wherever that would be, and put in their proper information, including credit card, which stands for credit background because that’s how they got the card to begin with; if the bank didn’t give them credit, they didn’t have it.

The cost for registration would be nothing more than governmental maintenance on IT systems that they would have to do anyway. Any increases would easily be added into the annual fees in cents and not dollars. You would see annual fees more like $100 and 10,000 applicants. Simple math.

Now, it’s the applicant who has to wait the amount of time; how much ever that may be. What delays would there be?

None. After all, if they pay their taxes and fees all on time without delays, it really doesn’t matter who they are.

Bottom line is the black market would have nowhere to go, but good.

Everyone would get all their money.

Happiness would reign. And we’d stop fighting about this once and for all.

-JP Grund, via email

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1. On July 9, the Library of Congress announced that they would give musician/ Maui resident Willie Nelson a prize for putting “his imprint forever on country music.” Who is the prize named for?

A. Duke Ellington B. George and Ira Gershwin C. Scott Joplin D. Cole Porter E. Irving Berlin

In 2007, Maui Memorial Medical Center estimated that its new cardiac unit would do 194 cardiac surgeries in 2009, according to a July 13 Honolulu Star-Advertiser story. How many cardiac surgeries did the unit actually do in 2009, according to the paper?

A. 9 B. 73 C. 132 D. 186 E. 218

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MAUI NEWS GIVES KEITH REGAN’S CAMPAIGN A HUGE GIFT A lot of people got awards from the nonprofit organization African Americans on Maui at their June 30 ceremony in Kepaniwai Park in Iao Valley. The ceremony was to (finally) commemorate the historical accomplishments of AfricanAmericans in Hawaii history in the park that already honors other ethnic groups’ culture and traditions in Maui history.

Mayor Alan Arakawa got a commendation, as did Maui County Councilmember Mike Victorino. Even county Managing Director Keith Regan, all for helping get the African-American history monument built. In fact, organization member Dr. Ayin Adams, who ran the ceremony,

campaign manager), then how come The Maui News couldn’t bring themselves to do so in their fawning July 13 story “‘People Who Made a Difference’ are joining forces?”

It’s not like they didn’t know. The Maui News reported Regan’s candidacy on June 7; published a brief follow-up announcement on June 17 about an upcoming speaking engagement on his candidacy; and mentioned that he was running in a July 12 story on Joe Blackburn’s announcement that he would also, once again, run for Victorino’s County Council seat.

But not the paper’s July 13 story, which centered on a group that Regan and his wife created nearly five months ago to bring together people who’ve been honored in the past by The Maui News in its annual “People Who Made a Difference”

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Jeffrey Pearson, an engineer and water official with the County of Maui, got a big boost to his resume last week when Governor Ige announced that he’d soon take over as deputy to the chairperson of the state Commission on Water Resource Management as well as chief executive officer to the Commission.

“Jeff Pearson is an experienced engineer and water system manager,” said Ige in a July 7 news release from his office. “He has the skills and experience needed to administer and implement the state’s water code and work with the Commission and various stakeholders to address the issues our state faces.”

Given that Ige is himself a former engineer, Pearson’s appointment isn’t a huge surprise. For a professional engineer on Maui, Pearson’s credentials are legit: former water manager for the Maui Land & Pineapple Co. and former County of Maui Department of Water Supply Deputy Director. He’s also previously worked with Norman Saito Engineering, Sato & Associates and Brown and Caldwell.

But Pearson is also very different from his predecessor, William Tam. An attorney appointed back in 2010 by then-Governor Neil Abercrombie, Tam was very popular with local environmentalists (he even helped write the state’s water code in the 1980s, according to an April 23, 2015 story in Honolulu Civil Beat).

Of course, a majority of the state Water Commission still has to vote on Pearson, and that is scheduled to take place on July 15, after press time.

tions, the Honolulu Star-Advertiser reported on July 9. A few months ago, the Army had threatened to move 20,000 soldiers out of Hawaii, which made nearly every state official (except Maui Rep. Kaniela Ing) howl in protest.

All things considered, the reduction in personnel could have been more significant and we are pleased with the outcome,” said David Carey, the chairman of the Hawaii Military Affairs Council (a group set up by the Hawaii Chamber of Commerce), in a July 9 statement. “This is good news for the state, as the military is a major economic contributor, supporting more than 100,000 jobs and generating $12.2 billion for the state’s economy.”

On the same day, Hawaii Governor David Ige also said he was “pleased” that the reductions were less than feared, though he added that he will remain vigilant.

“We continue to monitor the potential loss of some of our civilian workforce and an additional round of planned reductions in 2017,” Ige said in a July 9 news release from his office. “My administration will make the retention of our current force levels a priority.”

Retention? So Ige’s a military strategist now? Hey, here’s an idea–try focusing on alternative industries and economic goals that might perhaps lead the state away from the military-industrial teat, rather than cling the state’s imperial past. Because if recent Washington budget history is any guide, all the arms services will be facing even more cuts in the coming years.

In any case, the Army’s reduction plan will trim its force by 40,000 troops, the Army Times reported yesterday. The largest cuts will take place at Fort Benning in Georgia and Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Alaska, according to that paper.

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even mentioned that Regan would be running for Victorino’s County Council seat in the next election (term limits will prevent Victorino from running again in 2016).

If a tiny organization like African Americans on Maui can see fit to mention Regan’s candidacy (which he announced via a June 5 email from Lynn Araki-Regan, his wife/

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issue (both Keith and Lynn have received such a distinction in the past).

“Selfless and generous Maui residents honored by The Maui News have joined forces to do more in their community,” The Maui News reported on July 13. “In February, the two gathered as many past Maui News honorees as they could find. With many honorees being heads of nonprofits and nonprofit volunteers, the group came up with holding a festival featuring Maui’s nonprofits and community resources.”

And so on. Sure, the Regans created the group before Keith’s official announcement, but doing so has proven a very shrewd move. And through Regan’s running for office next year isn’t mentioned, the story is a huge gift to his campaign, if for no other reason than to tie his name to adjectives like “selfless” and “generous.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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Hawaii Girls Court aspires to keep young women in the juvenile system from returning to trouble’s door. With this in mind, on June 16 the court recently flew eight girls and four court officials from Oahu to Maui for a three-day, two-night hike in the Haleakala crater.

Plunking the group down in one of the island’s most serene and environmentally sensitive areas may seem like an unusual way to combat recidivism, but the outreach program is dedicated to strengthening the participants instead of merely correcting them.

“I learned that I really was blind from the start,” said one participant in a July 2 Haleakala National Park news release. “I was so busy with everything that was going on I forgot about the beauty in life.”

The wilderness immersion program produced a number of other benefits, including meaningful relationships, modesty and a sense of accomplishment as the girls hiked over eight miles of rugged terrain, which involved 2,000 feet of elevation change. On top of this feat, the group cooked their own food and removed invasive plants around the Silversword Loop Trail.

“My greatest experience at Haleakala was being able to live with no electricity

or very little water,” one participant said.

“It helped me to connect with everyone better and see what it’s like to live without those things.”

The National Park Service funded the trip, enabling the group to learn about Hawaiian species and ecology, Hawaiian culture and even themselves from (female) National Park Service staff.

The “strength-based model” the Girls Court operates on proves to be successful in its statistics, showing a 47 percent drop in crime relapse. This percentage also accounted for 60 percent less runaways and 63 percent less arrests. Many of the female offenders in the court are victims of physical or sexual abuse and physical violence, so the program incorporates open court sessions, offenders/parents groups, group activities, mental health services, education and employment guidance, community service projects, and crosssystem training to guide the girls back on the right track. The programs have been much more effective than the traditional punishment of confinement in a Detention Home, repairing relationships with girls and their families.

The Girls Court labels itself as a “laboratory court” for its experimental nature, one of the first of its kind in the nation according to the Hawaii Girls Court website. With the female adoles-

The Nisei Veterans Memorial Center (NVMC) recently conveyed a protected parcel of land in a densely developed section of Wailuku to the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust (HILT). The protected 4.5-acre open space parcel will serve as the location for a future peace park honoring veterans. The land, located between the NVMC building and the Kanaloa Avenue and Kahului Beach Road intersection, was conveyed by the NVMC to HILT on July 1.

HILT will eventually open the land for public passive recreation by turning the property into a peace park honoring veterans. A nature trail, small public parking area, picnic tables, benches, and informational signage will be installed amongst other efforts on the land such as removing invasive plant species and introducing more native species.

The coastal land has various conservation values which benefit the community. The 4.5-acre parcel affords numerous passerbys and residents in the area scenic vistas. The property also has historical and cultural values; there are two known historic sites on the property, including a Hawaiian cultural site and the remnants of the Kahului Railroad’s rock crusher which operated from 1921 to 1946 when the facility was damaged by a tsunami.

“We have been very honored to work with the Nisei Veterans Memorial Center on this project,” said Ted Clement, HILT Executive Director. “On behalf of the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust, I want to thank the Nisei Veterans Memorial Center for donating the land to us. I also want to thank our very generous donors who gave us the funds to receive the land, build the basic park infrastructure and steward the land long-term so that this strategically located coastal property can serve as a future peace park honoring veterans.”

The lead gift was provided by The Freeman Foundation; other leadership gifts were provided by Mary Sanford, Paul Mizoguchi, David and Judith Fukuda, Hiroshi Arisumi, Alexander and Baldwin Kokua Giving program, and Matson. “I would further like to thank HILT’s Director of Conservation/Maui Island Director Scott Fisher for his work on the project,” said Ted Clement, HILT Executive Director.

The property where the peace park will sit also has water resource values in that the land serves as a natural filter strip from runoff heading towards Kahului Bay. The land also has some wildlife habitat values and contains native plants such as Naupaka.

“NVMC is excited about the preservation of this open space as a peace park honoring all Maui veterans and is happy to donate the property to HILT for this purpose,” said Brian Moto, NVMC’s president. “We respect HILT’s distinguished record of land stewardship and conservation, and believe that our collaboration will result in a lasting tribute to our veterans.”

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The ban was initially thought to be aimed at frustrating pigeon-messaging to the outside world, but the published prohibition mentions other justifications– the hobby’s frivolity (wasting time that could better be spent praying) and the special offense to God (because pigeons are “uncovered,” with exposed genitals).

GOD IS LOVE In a June YouTube video reported by various news sites, Tempe, Arizona, pastor Steven Anderson (Faithful Word Baptist Church) prayed for God to “rip out the heart” of Caitlyn Jenner, for whom Anderson expresses “a perfect hatred” for announcing she was no longer Bruce.

And on his 700 Club TV program in June, Pat Robertson patiently explained to a grieving mother why God could have allowed her three-year-old son to die of illness–that God saw the big picture and knew, for instance, that the kid could have become a serial killer or contracted a hideous disease, and that she should be relieved that God took him early.

AEROBATIC DRIVERS A 79-year-old woman in Markgroeningen, Germany, hit a ditch coming down a hill and flipped through a wall into the second floor of a storage depot, resulting in only minor injuries (June). Also, a woman driving 100 mph on a freeway near Leicester, England, lost control of her car, which somehow wound up in a tree about 20 feet above the roadway. She and a passenger climbed down and walked away (May). And a car speeding over a ramp sailed off a road in Durban, South Africa, crashing back-end-first through the roof of a onestory home, resting with the front end pointing straight up. Neither driver nor resident was hurt (July).

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Gary Elliott, 19, was arrested shortly after someone had ripped a hole in the ceiling of Al’s Army Navy store in Orlando, Florida, and–expertly shimmying down a rope, then back up–made off with about 70 guns in a bag. (“It must be Spider-Man,” was proprietor Neal Crasnow’s first thought.) But minutes after the burglary, Elliott came to a police officer’s attention on the street, bleeding, carrying the large bag–and pedaling away on his “getaway” vehicle, a tricycle.■

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Hawaii will soon raise the legal smoking age

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he 21st birthday milestone will soon evolve for Hawaii residents. It will not only mark the day they’re legally allowed to purchase alcoholic beverages, but tobacco products as well.

On June 19, Gov. David Ige signed Act 122, making Hawaii the first state to prohibit the sale, purchase, possession and consumption of cigarettes, other tobacco products and electronic smoking devices to anyone under 21. The law will go into effect on Jan. 1, 2016, according to a press release from the governor’s office.

“Raising the minimum age as part of our comprehensive tobacco control efforts will help reduce tobacco use among our youth and increase the likelihood that our keiki will grow up to be tobacco-free,” said Gov. Ige in the press release.

According to studies done by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), more than 4.6 million students reported being current tobacco users between 2011 and 2014, and roughly half

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those students reported using electronic smoking devices. That means that one in four high school students and one in 13 middle school students are current users of tobacco products. Although the prevalence of tobacco use has been declining in Hawaii since 2000, the Hawaii Tobacco Prevention and Education Program (HTPEP) says the additional laws will help bring this rate down even more.

Lila Johnson, program manager for HTPEP, said she’s thrilled that the law has been passed.

“It’s a very important law because we’re going to be able to protect the young people from access to tobacco,” Johnson said. “It removes anybody who is of tobacco-buying age from the high schools… because we learned that most young people get their tobacco products from a social source.”

Johnson said it’s important to prevent people between ages 18 and 21 from smoking tobacco because it’s at this age where experimentation can manifest into regular habits.

“This is still a developmental stage and risky behaviors are most tolerated during

adolescence,” Johnson said. “Thinking becomes less concrete and more abstract, so not having nicotine or tobacco has seemed to be a very positive strategy.”

The studies conducted by the CDC have shown that nicotine exposure during adolescence can negatively impact brain development, cause addiction and lead to persistent tobacco use.

Now that the law has been passed, the HTPEP will begin preparing and distributing signs to businesses that will inform the public of the law.

“All merchants will have signs at the sales point indicating that they cannot sell to anybody under the age of 21,” Johnson said. “We’ve also begun speaking with the police departments because they’ll be the ones enforcing the law.”

Johnson said that Hawaii is proud to be able to put this law into effect, especially due to the amount of support it has received from the public.

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of the young people that came out and supported it,” Johnson said. “There were a number of high school and college students who spoke to legislatures and demonstrated because they wanted the protection. Those are the people who it will impact the most, so it was really gratifying.”

But not everyone is looking forward to the changes that are being made, such as 18-year-old Dominick Haney, who blew out a puff of cigarette smoke as he contemplated the new law.

“21 and over for smoking cigarettes is a little outrageous because that’s pretty old to decide to smoke,” Haney said. “I started smoking when I was 10 and everybody that I know who smokes started when they were even younger.”

According to data provided by the HTPEP, Haney is part of the majority because nearly nine out of 10 smokers began before the age of 18. The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services reported that 90 percent of adult smokers began in their teens, or earlier, with two-thirds of that

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rolling papers. Bender pointed out how the company now prints a disclaimer on all of their products stating they’re “not for use with or sold for use with tobacco” and “only for use with legal smoking herbs.”

“It seems like they’re going in two different directions here because on the marijuana side, everything is becoming legal and now they’re going against smoking tobacco,” said Ken Karinen, an employee at the Still Smokin’ in Lahaina. “It’s your choice to put in your body whatever you want. I could see not promoting it for young people but 18 is an adult. Are we going to change that?”

If anything, Bender and Karinen believe that this law will lead to more problems as opposed to solving them, such as creating another black market and an even larger population of criminals because of the amount of smokers under the age of 21 who will still find a way to obtain cigarettes.

Johnson said that most people are lawabiding citizens, so this shouldn’t be too big of an issue and the positive effects will certainly outweigh the negative ones.

“We know that young people get their hands on alcohol under the age of 21, but it’s not a majority,” Johnson said. “Only 10 percent of high school students smoke in Hawaii, so just having less access to tobacco is going to help reduce that much further.”

In response to local business owners who appear to be upset by this law, such as Bender, Johnson said her focus is on keeping people healthy.

“It’s still a legal product for those over the age of 21,” Johnson said. “I really don’t wish to harm anybodies livelihood but when you’re dealing with products that are not safe, perhaps they could find something else that would be a better alternative.”

Electronic smoking devices have been promoted as a healthier alternative to traditional cigarette smoking, but Johnson believes they’re just as harmful.

“The product hasn’t been out that long but the device has generated tremendous interest and activity, particularly in Hawaii, which has been a major concern to us,” Johnson said. “It hasn’t been determined to be a safe alternative to smoking and many people who have attempted to use it to quit smoking haven’t totally given up traditional smoking.”

According to the CDC, more than a quarter million middle and high school students had never smoked traditional cigarettes but had

[sic] down until you reach zero nicotine.

We already have a tremendous amount of customers who have done that.”

Uyesugi said that he’s received positive feedback from 100 percent of his customers.

“They feel so much better now and their doctors are saying their health is much better,” Uyesugi said. “They’re able to taste things, they’re able to smell things and they’re happier because they don’t have to hide smoking from their family and friends.”

He said his business typically caters to the older crowd, with only about 20 percent of customers falling between 18 and 21. Although he does see the new law affecting his sales, he doesn’t think it will be completely devastating. This is partially because Uyesugi believes underage residents will find a way to continue purchasing ecigarettes if they’re determined to do so.

“I have first-hand experience that parents are buying their under 18-year-old kids vape and the whole reason behind it is that their kids are already addicted to smoking, so the parent wants them to quit smoking,” Uyesugi said.

A common argument against the law, which is shared by both Bender and Uyesugi, is that an 18-year-old is an adult who can make life-altering decisions but now they can’t choose to smoke tobacco products, which seems unfair.

“At the age of 18, you can go into the army and kill people, you can make a mistake that can cost you your entire life and you could go to prison or get executed,” Uyesugi said. “When they raise the legal age to 21, they’re saying you’re not smart enough to determine for yourself if you should smoke or, now, if you should vape.

It doesn’t make sense.”

Johnson said that it will be up to each base commander to determine how they wish to adhere to the law and most military locations will abide by the law of the land where they’re stationed.

“The military itself is moving towards reducing smoking among its troops because it impacts their readiness,” Johnson said.

“They’re probably going to raise the prices of tobacco products on military bases and it’ll be interesting to see how it’s played out in Hawaii with the bases and our law.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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group becoming regular, daily smokers before they were 19 years old. And once someone starts smoking, it’s extremely difficult to stop. The CDC found that only one in eight high school students who attempted to quit smoking were successful for at least 30 days. If those who are motivated to quit smoking can’t stop, how will this law affect those who want to continue receiving their daily dose of tobacco?

“I’m just going to keep buying cigarettes and if they don’t let me buy cigarettes, then my family will just buy them for me and the police are going to start giving me tickets,” Haney said.

Haney believes that raising the smoking age to 21 may prevent some people from picking up the habit, but it won’t make much of a difference.

“I think it’s going to be the same as if the smoking age were still 18,” Haney said.

“People are going to smoke if they want to smoke, whether there are laws or not.”

Haney suggested a possible solution for current smokers who will be underage again when the law goes into effect is to enact a grandfather clause, which would exempt those who have already turned 18 and were once legally allowed to smoke tobacco.

Local business owners who will be negatively affected by the law would most likely agree with Haney’s suggestion, such as Jess Bender, owner of the head shop Still Smokin’.

“I personally started smoking cigarettes when I was 15 and I had no problem getting them,” Bender said. “I don’t think it’s going to accomplish anything. If you’re really determined to smoke and you’re going to be underage again, you’re going to find your cigarettes somehow.”

Bender said he’s concerned with how the law will affect his business because about 30 to 40 percent of his clientele are between the ages of 18 and 21. He is currently speaking with his lawyers about marketing strategies they can use to continue selling glass pieces and other smoking paraphernalia to customers who are 18 or older, but knows he won’t be able to get around the law prohibiting the sale of actual tobacco to customers under 21.

What’s more, Bender brought up the fact that when Obama first took office in 2009, his administration immediately made flavored cigarettes illegal. This caused many companies to rebrand their products, such as Juicy Jay, which produces and sells

used electronic smoking devices in 2013, three times higher than 2011. This data paired with the uncertainty regarding these devices (also known as e-cigarettes or vaporizers) prompted government officials to raise the smoking age to 21 for those who use these products. E-cigarettes will also be banned in all areas where traditional cigarette smoking has already been deemed illegal, which is 20 feet away from businesses and on all beaches.

“Smoking was originally made that way because second-hand smoke was a big factor. People were getting sick with cancer and other illnesses, but vaping hasn’t shown to have any second-hand exposure,” said Garett Uyesugi, owner of Island E-Cig and Vape Company (which is a division of Island Hobbies). “For smoking on beaches, a lot of issues were with cigarette butts being thrown in the sand, but vaping doesn’t involve butts or anything else.”

Uyesugi said he doesn’t agree with the idea that e-cigarettes should be classified as a tobacco product because the only similarity between smoking e-cigarettes and traditional cigarettes is that they both use nicotine. The difference is how the nicotine is administered to the user and Uyesugi explained that burning cigarettes leads to taking in carcinogens, which is what can cause health problems. E-cigarettes derive the nicotine out of tobacco, which simply acts as caffeine and gives users an energy boost. Uyesugi said that e-cigarettes work in a similar nature to nicotine patches or gum.

“Vaping started out being, and we still adhere to this, as a way of getting off smoking,” Uyesugi said. “It’s already been proven in a lot of studies from across the world that vaping and the use of e-cigarettes is far more productive towards getting people to stop smoking than patches or other pharmaceutical options.”

Uyesugi said the e-juice that is put into ecigarettes is made of vegetable glycerin, polyglycol, food grade flavorings and nicotine. All of the ingredients used are approved by the Federal Drug Administration, but e-cigarettes themselves have yet to be endorsed.

“The government has lost track of why vaporizers are around: to promote a healthy American,” Uyesugi said. “The whole idea is not for people to vape for the rest of their lives. They match their nicotine level, so they get their fix and then it’s easier to diminish the nicotine addiction that way and you can keep incrementing

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ational Ice Cream Day has always been an important day for Glen Simkins. The team at his farm that grows the ingredients used in his Coconut Glen’s vegan ice cream celebrate every third Sunday in July with a scavenger hunt on the property. This year, Simkins–“Coconut Glen” himself– wants to share this special day and tradition with the public by holding a fun scavenger hunt in Paia that will last all week.

“National Ice Cream Day was so declared

by Ronald Reagan, and it is this Sunday, July 19th,” says Simkins. “July also happens to be Ice Cream Month. Last year at this time, Conde Nast declared us the second best ice cream on the planet, which is pretty cool.

It’s my holiday, it’s a big deal on the farm.

Now that I’m in Paia, I want to bring the magic out that way–show everybody in town what we are all about.”

Simkins started making Coconut Glen’s Ice Cream and opened his Hana Ice Cream stand in 2008. Originally from Boston and trained as a chef, he moved to Maui looking for a healthier lifestyle, eventually settling in Hana.

He makes his ice cream in Kahului at a commercial kitchen, but it’s only sold at his ice cream stand in Hana and his new location in Paia that opened in March. The Paia location is a 1960 Metro International, which he converted into an ice cream truck that he calls the “Bubble Bus” and parks across from the Post Office. The ice cream is an all-vegan, organic and seasonal product, made with a base of coconut milk and comes in about 13 flavors.

“I feel I have the persona of having a Willy Wonka type character,” says Simkins. “So the scavenger hunt is turning a fantasy into a reality. I’m writing a book based around a world where ice cream grows on trees, which is exactly the case when you make ice cream out of coconuts, fruit and sugar cane. We do live in that world of Willy Wonka and that wonderful imaginary place where you can eat

everything. This is a bit of my company’s primal cry of the eternal child and bringing fun to the situation, and really passive marketing for our neighbors. We are new to Paia and this is kind of our meet-and-greet.”

First Clue to Sunday’s scavenger hunt: To the left of the moon, “Two days too slow.”* Lewis can lead you, If your willing to go. *Quote from Alice in Wonderland by the Mad Hatter...

Second Clue to Sunday’s scavenger hunt: What’s black and white, With pale blue eyes?

Surprisingly gentle, Despite it’s great size?

Each of these clues will lead you to a business in Paia. Go there and collect a token. Then tune into Coconut Glen’s Facebook page for updates on the next clues.

On Saturday, July 25, Glen will hand out the Grand Prizes at the Bubble Bus in Paia.

“One of the greatest joys is having people that are lactose intolerant that come and eat two or three ice creams in a row,” says Simkins. “They are like children because they haven’t been able to eat dairy in so long. And really you cannot taste the difference. You cannot taste the fact that anything is missing. In fact, I think it tastes much better than dairy ice cream.

Try Coconut Glen’s ice cream at Mile Marker 27.5 on the Hana Highway. It’s open seven days a week from 10:30am-5:30pm.

Or go to the Bubble Bus at 109 Baldwin Ave., Paia. The bus is open everyday from noon to 7pm. For more info, go to Facebook.com/ CoconutGlens or Coconutglens.com. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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oe’s Nuevo Latino, Wailea’s newest hot spot, has some exciting news to go along with their spectacular Latin cuisine. The reincarnation of Joe’s Bar and Grill has a completely new look, bar and menu, just to catch you up. Chef Gary Johnson is at the helm for this thrilling new Latin culinary journey that awaits you. And the bar has the longest list of Spanish drinks this gringa has seen.

I think what’s most rousing is the unchartered foodie territory that Latin cuisine offers.

Raise your hand if you’ve seen enough Mai Tais and Macadamia nut-crusted mahi. But in this corner of Wailea, the exotic world of Central, South American and Spanish foods have been conquered, reinterpreted and served on share plates.

I asked Chef Johnson what he likes to make most on the menu. I know it was a loaded question, but Johnson replied with a twinkle in his eye: “The ceviche wins.” Without a doubt, the refreshing cold raw dish of fish and seafood with citrus is a summer winner. They have three: ahi tuna, coconut marinated and Peruvian-style seafood ceviches.

The menu has other treasures as well, dishes that employ plantain, cotija, poblano, chayote, masa, jicama, chimichurri, huancaina and Oaxaca. They may sound rough rolling off the tongue but in my mouth they’re riveting. The menu takes you through small plates or large, family-style entrees. There are plenty of veggie options on the small plates–asparagus, mushroom, pineapple salad, cucumber and tomatoes. The quail and the shrimp on corn cakes or chicken tamale are all divine. But resist the impulse to compare them to your favorite Mexican foods. If you step out of your familiar comfort zones, you’ll be impressed at how far you can go.

As if opening a new restaurant wasn’t enough, Joe’s Nuevo Latino just launched their new Happy Hour menu and cocktail list. You can get this special menu of items 4-6pm daily and at their Industry Happy Hour from 9pm to close. The carnitas bowl is hearty, with black beans, pickled red onion and tender rice for $9. The chips and salsa is an unusual combo of plantain and tortilla with their roasted Haiku tomato salsa.

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Joe’s is also launching new daily specials: Mojito Monday–$5 mojitos all night; Tamale Tuesday–$6 tamales all night; Wine Down Wednesday–half off all bottled wines; Thursday’s Club Tequila–half off special tequilas; Foodie Friday–three-course, two-drink tasting $39; Ceviche Saturday–half off ceviche; Sangria Sunday–$7 Sangria all night.

Club Tequila offers a chance to join the club–a list will be kept by the bar, a passport to all the tequila, if you will.

Once you’ve tasted all of them, you get a t shirt and your name on a plaque.

Consider it your credential as a tequila ambassador. Club membership also gets you VIP for events and Cock Fights.

Cock Fights? Yes, the bar is hosting their first ever Cock Fights on July 27 at 9pm. There, bartenders will go toe-totoe to create the best cocktail, judged by a panel of professionals. Remember, this restaurant is owned and operated by the guys who brought us the Knife Fights at Cow Pig Bun. Other great events are in the works like Happy Hour Flamenco music on Friday and Saturday nights starting in August. Joe’s still offers their 20 percent kama‘aina discount, and while you can’t get it on the other daily items on special, you can get it on any other food you order. Provecho!

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’ve rarely had the chance to admire the grandeur of the Frank Lloyd Wrightdesigned King Kamehameha Golf Club in Waikapu since it opened in 1993. But now that Uncle Willie K and the Warehouse Blues Band will be doing a show there every Thursday, I have gotten another chance to see this beautiful part of Maui architectural history.

It’s pretty amazing that in 1988, the original owners of the property–Howard Hamamoto, Pundy Yokouchi and Takeshi Sekiguchi– travelled to Taliesin West in Scottsdale, Arizona.

There, at the Frank Lloyd Wright Foundation headquarters, they reviewed plans for a new golf clubhouse. Wright had passed away almost 30 years prior, but the plans they chose (originally called “Crownfield”) were created for a couple’s home in Fort Worth Texas in 1949 that had never been built.

When Marilyn Monroe and her thenhusband Arthur Miller approached Wright about a home in 1957, he pulled out the plans, customized them for land in Connecticut, and renamed it the “Marilyn Monroe Home.” But Monroe and Miller separated a year later and the home was never built. For Hamamoto, Yokouchi and Sekiguchi, the Marilyn Monroe House was for them.

The home had to be modified to fit its use as a golf clubhouse, and the structure grew from a 7,000 square foot plan to the 74,000 square-foot, tri-level building. Since the plans came from the foundation and all customizations and modifications go through the Frank Lloyd Wright Foundation, it's officially certified by the foundation.

The distinct domed building is also filled with gorgeous art pieces, rooms with round windows and leaded glass skylights that Wright called “light screens.” The original architecture features bedrooms with cylindrical vaulted ceilings and a central circular living room with a skylight. In the clubhouse version, the central circular room is the elegant Waikapu Ballroom, with 180 degrees of windows. There you can see the slopes of Mauna Kahalawai and Hale-

akala and everything in between.

“The stage is built into the room, actually part of the living room configuration in the original plan,” says Pete Sebastian, Event & Catering Coordinator at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. “Basically the plans are 10 times larger than the original scale. The stage was a little alcove to the living room and fireplace.

We have had to be true to the plans per the Frank Lloyd Wright estate. Every day I have walk-in visitors that are just admirers of Frank Lloyd Wright architecture.”

When the plans started to come together for the opportunity to have a dinner show in this historic location, Willie K told organizers that it was important to keep this historic building preserved. “The King Kamehameha Golf Club has probably the only breathtaking spot on Maui that I know of that would be comparable to Villa Montalvo in Los Gatos, the Dodge Theater in Arizona and the Hollywood Bowl,” said Willie K in a press release from the club.

“I have my own personal reverence for the Marilyn Monroe House but then I’m reminded again what a special place this is,” says Sebastian. “I have been living here since the mid ‘90s and I’ve gone and seen Willie K so many times and I appreciated him as a talent then. One of the things that he said is that he wants to set up a few key places in Hawaii to perform. When it comes to home on Maui, he would love to create this amazing show here at King Kamehameha Golf Club.”

The King Kamehameha Golf Club is inviting you to their show every Thursday with Uncle Willie K and the Warehouse Band, with the debut on July 23. This show will feature a seafood and prime rib buffet for the dinner and a show ticket for $60, or show-only options at $25. For more information, call 808-243-1025 or check online at Facebook.com/eventsmaui. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit: mauitime.com/food-drink

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’m gingerly unfolding crinkled notes about gin drinks, pouring through hand-written thoughts.

What makes the most imaginative bartender these days? Bombay Sapphire’s annual competition, the global search for the most imaginative bartender, wants to inspire the creativity that great drinks are made of.

For eight bartenders last week, that meant a select group of judges showing up at your bar and testing your artistic Bombay Sapphire cocktail, sipping and scoring to determine who gets to compete in this weekend’s competition in Honolulu. My gig as a judge left me privy to some of the most creative gin endeavors on the island.

At Four Seasons Wailea, for instance, Chris Nevins’s “On Cue” imbued fresh rosemary into local grapefruit, then added an elegant touch of jasmine liqueur for a crisp summer cocktail. Or Lexi Carlson from Flatbread in Paia, who created the “Honey Girl,” which sounds sweet but it had a kick lent to the drink from local chili pepper. Carlson wove chili skins and lemon peel into a rose garnish perched on a chilled martini glass rimmed with sugar, salt and honey infused with chili pepper.

Later that day, Matt Wilburn demonstrated his La Culona, a strawberry basil Bombay Sapphire drink topped with Cock & Bull, poured at the Kahului Ale House.

Some cocktails had a bounty of Maui fruits like Tom Reyes’ (Fleetwood’s, Lahaina) Hayden Mango foam topped cocktail with local lychee, Meyer lemon and grapefruit. The drink, called the “Summer Sour,” is served in a tall Collins glass with a few dashes of Peychaud bitters. Cane and Canoe’s Mitch Cortus gave us an in-

novative Bombay Sapphire and rose of pinot noir, called the “Rose Garden.” And his colleague Matthew Corbin offered a Star of India champagne inspired drink– the “Cabochon.” Corbin chilled and charged watermelon and Tahitian lime juice bonded with agar and strained them to form a clear liquid, then poured them like a rose champagne.

“Imagination has long been at the heart of the Bombay Sapphire story, from artisan distillation, the careful selection of the 10 exotic botanical, to the inspired blue bottle,” states Bombay’s website. And what botanicals: this gin touts Tuscany juniper berries, grains of paradise, lemon peel, orris root, almond, angelica, coriander, cubeb, cassia and liquorice.

Aaron Alcala-Mosley from Cow Pig Bun in Kihei took several of those and created a spiced Lassi, a summer yogurt drink traditionally made in India. From this he created his Stamos Fizz, a take on the Ramos Gin Fizz. It’s a frothy spritzed cocktail that employed aggressive shaking and special tonic water. It was this precision drink, garnished with a whole star anise pod, that won Alcala-Mosley the spot to compete in Honolulu.

He will compete this Sunday at 3pm at the Republik in Honolulu, against six other bartenders from around Hawaii.

Sunday’s winner will then head to the National Bombay Sapphire Most Imaginative Bartender competition in Las Vegas in August.

Follow the action at Mostimaginativebartender.com. ■

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, JULY 16 PICNIC FOR POKI – Grab your lunch and join Roselani Place under the shade for Picnic for Poki on the Ka‘ahumanu Church lawn. This month’s show will feature live music by Ah-Tim Eleniki, with guest Joey Vierra. Reminiscent of classic Hawaiian Musicians, Eleniki’s full body voice will send chills up your spine. Polish off your meal with fresh baked cookies courtesy of Roselani Place. Free. 11am-12:30pm.

Ka‘ahumanu Church (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720. Photo courtesy Roselani Place

WINES & COMFORT FOOD – The Makena Beach & Golf Re Resort esort ric an (MBGR)’s Food & Wine Education series continues with July’s American Wines & Comfort Food episode. Master Sommelier Patrick Okubo will nunveil three “All American” vino choices including Red Car Chardonn nay, Artezin Zinfandel and Hess Allomi Cabernet Sauvignon. Then ke Chef Kurt Lesmerises will pair the wine with classic comfort foods like ck Sweet Tea Brined Fried Chicken, South Maui Barbequed Baby Back h Ribs and Homemade Meatloaf. $55+. 6:30pm. The Makena Beach 8& Golf Resort, Molokini Bar & Grille (5400 Makena Alanui); 808875-5888, Makenaresortmaui.com. Photo courtesy MBGR

FRIDAY, JULY 17 ‘ANNIE JR.’ – Theatre Theatre Maui’s Westside Youth Summer Theatre Program presents Annie Jr. at the Royal Lahaina Resort this Friday to Sunday, July 17-19.

Gianna Bauchman will take center stage as the energetic and memorable orphan Annie. Get on your feet to the famous “Hard Knock Life” song, and other greats. Showtimes: 7pm on Friday July 17; 2pm and 7pm on Saturday, July 18 and 2pm on Sunday, July 19. $7-12. Royal Lahaina Ali‘i Ballroom (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali), Ttmwestmaui.org. Photo courtesy TTM

NIGHT AT THE REEF – Coral reproduction season has arrived and the Maui Ocean Center invites you to a Night at the Reef. Explore a variety of coral, talk story with an MOC ocean naturalist and witness the nocturnal behavior of the aquarium’s marine life. Representatives from a variety of local, state and federal marine organizations will be there, too, as well as live music from Kalani Smythe. A portion of the event proceeds will be donated to Project S.E.A.-Link. $28 adults; $23 children (3-12). 7:30-10pm. Maui Ocean Center (192 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-270-7088, Mauioceancenter.com. Photo courtesy Maui Ocean Center

FRIDAY, JULY 17 ‘OLIVER!’ – Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ (MAPA) Summer Musical Theatre Camp presents the musical Oliver! this Thursday and Friday, July 17-18, at the ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center. It’s based on Charles Dickens’ classic story of orphan Oliver Twist.

Hit tracks include “Food, Glorious Food,” “Consider Yourself” and “As Long as He Needs Me.” 7pm. $12-18.

Seabury Hall’s ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao), Mauiacademy.org/ tickets.asp. Photo: Peter Swanzy

BUY-A-BLOCK – Habitat for Humanity’s ty’s Maui chapter invites you to the ninth annual Buy-a-Block event at the Maui omelessness and Mall. Learn how you can help eliminate homelessness A-Thon campaign. support the organization’s ongoing Build-A-Thon nter for a chance Enjoy entertainment, the keiki zone and enter se a block. Funds to win prize-giveaways when you purchase at’s local mission. raised will stay on the Maui to further Habitat’s anu Ave., Kahu11am-2pm. Maui Mall (70 E. Ka`ahumanu g. Photo courtesy lui); 808-242-1140, Habitat-maui.org.

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FRIDAY, JULY 17 MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY – The summer fun continues with Makawao Third Friday. Enjoy the quaint paniolo life, shop local merchants and savor the unique flavors of this Upcountry town. Slow down and take a moment to smell the great outdoors. And when you’re done, just head over to Casanova for some great late night music with Maui’s Soul Kitchen. Free. 5-8pm. Makawao Town, Mauifridays.com/makawao.

PIE TWEETUP – Kumu Farms commemorates the fourth annual #PieTweetup. It’s geared towards getting Maui residents into the kitchen and supporting local farmers, and guests are invited to bring a (locally sourced) pie to share. The afternoon will feature Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop, with sample-size pies as well. The first 25 guests to arrive will receive a swag bag. 11am-1pm. Kumu Farms (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), Facebook.com/kumufarms.

Photo courtesy Kumu Farms’ Facebook page

SATURDAY, JULY 18 IAO VALLEY 10K – Valley Isle Road Runners (VIRR) is inviting members and non-members for its annual Iao Valley 10K. The course will begin and end at the Wailuku Municipal Parking Lot and takes runners down Vineyard Street and into Iao Valley. Registration includes a race day shirt and medals for top three male and female finishers. Remember to pickup up your race day packets on July 16 or July 17 from Request Music (10am-6pm). $40-45. 7:30am. Wailuku Municipal Park, Virr.com. Photo courtesy VIRR’s Facebook page

HARD ROCK WHITE PARTY – Hard Rock Cafe hosts DJ Danny Q in the mix and you’re invited to rock your best White Party gear. There’ll be world music with a splash of Latin, so go ready to boogie! 21+. $10. 10pm. Hard Rock Cafe (900 Front St., Lahaina), Hardrock. com/cafes/maui. Photo courtesy Hard Rock Cafe Maui’s Facebook page

SATURDAY, JULY 18 KEIKI HULA FESTIVAL – The 17th annual Keiki Hula Festival returns to Lahaina Cannery Mall this Saturday and Sunday, July 18-19. Featuring Hui Lanakila, Te Tiare Patitifa, Mautea Productions, Ta‘aroa Nui, Halau Hula O Keola Ali‘iokekai and Na Kamalii Nani O Lahaina, the troupes will compete in traditional (auana) and ancient (kahiko) hula. You can also learn lei stringing, mat weaving and traditional carving techniques. Celebrate the spirit of the islands through our future storytellers. 11am-3:30pm. Free. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina), Lahainacannerymall.com. Photo courtesy Lahaina Cannery Mall

SATURDAY, JULY 18 MAUI KI-AIKIDO KIATSU WORKSHOP – Maui KiAikido presents a Kiatsu Workshop with Sensei Joni Jackson. Students will learn the art of “pressing with ki.” Recommended for teens and adults, instruction will be given by a six-degree Aikido black belt and certified Kiatsu therapist. $10. 10am-12noon. Maui Ki-Aikido (194 S. Market St., Wailuku); 808-244-5165, Mauiaikido.com. Photo courtesy Maui Ki-Aikido

9TH LIFE HAWAII SPAY/NEUTER – 9th Life Hawaii is hosting a free/low cost feline Spay/Neuter clinic. Maui’s largest nonprofit no kill cat rescue and sanctuary welcomes owned, feral, stray and colony cats. Volunteers will pick up cats at designated locations and transport them to the clinic (they’ll be returned later the same day). Call for more information on reserving a spot and for instructions. $35 donation/ free in case of hardship. 808-573-3365, 9thlifehawaii.org.

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SUNDAY, JULY 19 SAN FRANCISCO SYMPHONY – Ebb & Flow Arts presents San Francisco Symphony musicians at the ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center.

Performers include husband and wife duo Sarn Oliver and Maiko Smiley.

SFSO cellist Margaret Tait and chamber musician Shinya Abe round out the performances. The evening will pay tribute to the works of Samuel Barber, Claude Debussy and Henri Dutilleux. There will be a pre-concert discussion at 4pm. Free. 5pm. ‘A‘ai‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao), Ebbandflowarts.org. Photo courtesy Ebb & Flow Arts

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High Concept, Weak Screenplay ‘Self/Less’ starts strong with big ideas, then goes nowhere ★★★★★ Rated PG13 / 116 Min.

B

en Kingsley stars as Damian, a wealthy businessman, on top of the world but emotionally distant from his only daughter and everyone else. Early on, we see him at one of those public meetings in a restaurant, where a younger, less experienced executive is about to get fired. While Damian remains smug in his seat, the disgraced executive storms off, his parting words a reminder that the old man won’t be around much longer. Damian gravely turns to his longtime colleague and adds, “He’s right.” Damian has cancer, though death isn’t his only option.

A slick businessman (well played by Matthew Goode) introduces Damian to the “Shedd,” a process where an old mind can be placed into a young body that was developed in a laboratory. Damian undergoes the procedure and awakens a young man, now played

by Ryan Reynolds. While the 50-years younger Damian enjoys his active and unpredictable young existence, he begins to hallucinate and uncovers a major conspiracy involving the scientists who gave him his second life.

Self/Less begins well, with the intrigue

of the premise and energetic filmmaking casting a spell pulling us in. But just when it should take off, it sputters.

At first, I couldn’t detect any trace of director Tarsem Singh’s previous work. Then the hallucinations came and I recognized the look and style (in brief spurts) of the genius who made The Fall, one of the best films of 2008. Unfortunately, while there are odd similarities between the two films (the importance of what is “real” and a father/daughter surrogate relationship), Self/Less has a screenplay that feels like a first draft and not enough excitement to distinguish it. There are scenes so beautifully lit and expertly set up, you wish the movie gave you more instead of settling for less.

It’s nice to see a summer movie catered to adults, aiming for a Rod Serling-esque tale with moral implications atop the sci-fi premise. But by the end, the film addresses none of its big questions or any provocative themes on human responsibility. What’s more, the pacing is all over the place, as some scenes crackle (like a montage, set to New Orleans street musicians, in which Reynolds embraces his new life), while others drag and stall the momentum.

Kingsley is second-billed but is only in

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the first act, then exits the film entirely.

It’s too bad, as he creates a sympathetic character and the movie could have used more of him. Goode does a nice character turn but he can’t fill the void of Kingsley being gone for 80 percent of the movie.

Reynolds is miscast and doesn’t fully immerse himself. While a handsome, likable leading man, he’s too much a live wire to be playing such a glum character.

He makes no effort to impersonate Ben Kingsley’s vocals or performance (which shouldn’t have been too hard, since Kingsley is playing an American). Despite Kingsley’s character being middle-aged, there’s nothing “old school” or charmingly dated about any of Reynolds’ actions or choice of words. Having two actors play the same

role doesn’t come off very well.

Natalie Martinez is always a pleasure to watch and she invests real feeling into her scenes, but her role is too much of a plot device. Playing Martinez’s daughter is eightyear-old actress Jaynee-Lynn Kinchen. Her scenes with Reynolds, where he teaches her to swim, are adorable. The scenes where bad guys are firing guns around her, on the other hand, are contemptible.

This isn’t the comeback vehicle Reynolds badly needs, though it’s not a Green Lantern or The Change-up, either. Actually, Self/Less is like another R.I.P.D., in which Reynolds again seems only halfcommitted to a high concept fantasy with a strong co-star and good director, but done in by a weak screenplay. ■

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NEW THIS WEEK ALL WORK ALL PLAY - NR - Documentary - A look at the life and troubles of people who try to become professional gamers. 94 min.

ANT-MAN - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Paul Rudd stars as a con-man with a supersuit that makes him really tiny because every comic book deserves to be a movie, right? 117 min.

DOUBLE INDEMNITY - NR - Noir/Thriller - TCM presents the 1944 classic tale of insurance fraud and murder starring Fred MacMurray and Barbara Stanwyck. 107 min.

THE MERRY WIDOW - NR - Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Lehar’s classic. 180 min.

MR. HOLMES - PG - Crime/Mystery - An aging Sherlock Holmes (Ian McKellen) looks back on an unsolved case that still bothers him. Also stars Laura Linney. 104 min.

TRAINWRECK - R - Comedy - Amy Schumer plays a commitment-phobe who finally meets a good guy. Directed by Judd Apatow. 125 min.

NOW PLAYING AMY - R - Music/Documentary - The story of the late singer Amy Winehouse. 128 min.

AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON - PG13 - Action/ Sci-Fi/Comics - The Avengers return to stop the evil robot Ultron, probably blowing up half the world in

the process. Directed by Joss Whedon. 141 min.

THE GALLOWS - R - Horror - Bad things happen during a small town school play.

Twenty years later, students do the play again, and guess what happens. 81 min.

INSIDE OUT - PG - Animation - When a young girl named Riley moves to San Francisco, her various emotions fight over how she should deal with her new life. Stars Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling and Lewis Black. 94 min.

JURASSIC WORLD - PG13 - Action/Adventure - The dinosaur theme park is finally open for business, but then something goes haywire and the dinosaurs, well, kinda get a little bitey. 124 min.

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - R - Action/Thriller - George Miller returns to his classic post-apocalyptic movie series, this time with Tom Hardy in the title role. Also stars Charlize Theron. 120 min.

SELF/LESS - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Thriller - A rich guy who’s dying pays to have his consciousness transferred to a younger man. But then something goes screwy… See this week’s film review. 116 min.

SPY - R - Action/Comedy - Melissa McCarthy plays a CIA analyst who goes undercover to save the world because nothing matters. 120 min.

TED 2 - R - Comedy - An obnoxious toy bear named Ted has married a human woman named Tami-Lynn and now they want to have a baby, but Ted first has to prove in a court of law that he’s a person. Based on true events. 115 min.

TERMINATOR GENISYS - PG13 - Action/ Sci-Fi - Kyle Reese goes back in time to 1984 (again) but this time finds a fractured timeline, unexpected new enemies and Arnold Schwarzenegger still playing a machine. 125 min.

LAST CHANCE

MAGIC MIKE XXL - R - Comedy/Drama Three years after Mike left the stripper world, he and his buddies go to Myrtle Beach for one last big show. 115 min.

DOPE - R - Comedy/Drama - Coming of age story of geeky Malcolm, who lives in a tough neighborhood and then gets to go on a Los Angeles adventure. 115 min.

MAX - PG - Family/Adventure - A US Marine dog returns from Afghanistan and is adopted by his handler’s family. Stars Lauren Graham and Robbie Amell. 111 min.

PITCH PERFECT 2 - PG13 - Music/Comedy - After the Barden Belles fail at Carnegie Hall, they try to redeem themselves at an international competition. 115 min.

MINIONS - PG - Animation - The loveable yellow guys from Despicable Me get recruited by supervillain Scarlet Overkill (voice by Sandra Bullock) and her husband Herb (Jon Hamm). 91 min.

SAN ANDREAS - PG13 - Action/Thriller - The Rock is a rescue helicopter pilot who tries to rescue his daughter after a big earthquake hits California. 114 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS ‘POHAKU’ - Thu, Jul 16. The work-in-progress showing of Pohaku is a preview of the work before its spring 2016 premiere. Pohaku is a half evening-length piece bringing together modern dance, hula, classical music, storytelling and projection to explore the story of Hawaii’s native people, including land loss and fractured identity. Inspired by the work of hula master John Kaimikaua, collaborators include members of Kaimikaua’s Halau Hula o Kukunaokala, classically trained electric cellist Wytold, projection designer Sareen Hairabedian and kapa maker Dalani Tanahy. 7pm. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HAIKU HILLBILLYS - Fri. Jul 17. Don’t miss your favorite Maui hillbillies at the Makawao Third Friday town party this week. Yee-haw! 5:30pm. Main stage (In front of Rodeo General, Makawao); Mauifridays.com SOUL KITCHEN - Fri, Jul 17. Check out the official Third Friday town party after-party with Soul Kitchen. Get down to some soul, blues and rock n’ roll. Show starts at 9:30pm. 21and over. $10 cover. Casanova. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com; 808-572-0220 90S NIGHT - Fri, Jul 17. It’s another infamous ‘90s Night on the Northshore with tunes by DJ Blast. Don’t forget to bring all your totally awesome friends. Show starts at 10pm. 21 and over. $10 cover. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com DR. NAT & RIO RITMO - Sat, Jul 18. Enjoy another high-energy evening of tropical Latin pop music and swinging hips with Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo. Show starts at 9:30pm. 21and over. $10 cover. Casanova. (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com SARN OLIVER & FRIENDS - Sun. Jul 19. Ebb and Flow Arts presents Sarn Oliver and Friends, a program of string quartets by Samuel Barber, Claude Debussy and Henri Dutilleux. The program comprises great string quartets from the late 19th and 20th centuries. Free.

4pm. ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; Seaburyhall.org KEN MAKUAKANE & SLACK KEY OHANA - Wed. Jul 22. Come see some of the best masters of Hawaiian music! The concert features an array of Hawaii’s top musicians. Tickets are $37.99 - $83.50. 6:45pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com

STAGE SHOWS KUPANAHA MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Mon and Sun). Performing together in Kupanaha for over a decade, Jody Baran and Kathleen, son Robert and daughters Katrina and Crystal have earned their title of “Maui’s Magical Family.” Teaming up with the KUPANAHA Dancers, the Barans create sensations of wonder and awe as they present spectacular illusions. Gold Circle VIP Seating $99, General Seating $79, Teen $65, Child $49, Infants Free. 4:45pm. Kupanaha Magic, (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; Kupanaha.com ‘ULALENA - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Delight in this powerful and entertaining show that brings you the richness of Hawaiian history and culture through music and dance. A spectacular storytelling experience that comes alive before your very eyes. A portal to kanaka maoli lore, 14 years in the running. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com WARREN AND ANNABELLE’S MAGIC SHOW - Daily (except Sun). When most people think of a magic show, they envision a large auditorium-style theater with a magician performing stage illusions where people disappear. Warren Gibson, one of the country’s premier sleight-of-hand magicians, treats you to the best “close-up” magic and comedy in this

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beautiful 78-seat venue. Annabelle, their resident ghost, will entertain you while you’re dining in the elegant living room, where they serve cocktails, appetizers, and an array of desserts. $64 for regular, $104.50 for the Royal Flush package. 5pm. Warren and Annabelle’s, (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6676244; Warrenandannabelles.com BURN’N LOVE - Mon, Tue, Thu, and Fri. Jump in the time machine with Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love, into the golden era of Elvis in Hawaii. This lively musical act stars Darren Lee as he evokes Elvis and more. Reliving the days of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Tickets start at $59.99; Children 12 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, and dinner partner offers are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 7:30pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ISLAND RHYTHMS SUNSET COCKTAIL CRUISE WITH MARTY DREAD - Every Fri. Get onboard for lots of fun, food and dancing on Pacific Whale Foundation’s Island Rhythms Sunset Cocktail Cruise with local reggae star Marty Dread. Offered every Friday from Ma‘alaea Harbor, this cruise includes delicious appetizers, perfectly mixed Mai Tais and other cocktails (for adults 21+ with valid picture i.d.), plus a stunning sunset backdrop as you party with Marty on the bow of the boat.

Additional savings for PWF members and kama’aina. $62.95. 4:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundations Discovery Center, (Maalaea); 808-249-8811; pacificwhale.org ‘OLIVER’ - Thu, Fri, Sat and Sun. The students of Maui Academy of Performing Arts’ Summer Musical Theatre Camps present this heartwarming musical featuring some of musical theater’s best-loved songs including “Food, Glorious Food” and “Consider Yourself.” Appropriate for audiences of all ages. Please bring a nonperishable food donation for the Maui Food Bank. $12-18. 7pm ThuSat; 3pm Sun. ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-572-7235; seaburyhall.org ‘ANNIE JR.’ - Fri. Jul 17 - Sat. Jul 18. Theatre Theatre Maui is thrilled to announce its Westside Youth Summer Theatre Program’s live performances of Annie Jr. Sponsored in part by the County of Maui and introducing Gianna Bauchman as the adorably optimistic, tough-as-nails little orphan Annie. Children 3 and under are free, children 4-12 $7 and adults/children 13 and up are $12. 7pm. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-669-5200; Royallahainaresort.com ‘THE ADDAMS FAMILY’ - Fri & Sat. This show–an original story based on the classic cartoon and television show–encompasses every father’s worst nightmare… his daughter falling in love with a man her parents have never met. See what’s in store for these young lovebirds. $20-40. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com HOLDEN MOWAT - Sun. Interactive, all-ages magiccomedy performance at center stage with the magic veteran from the award-winning Kupanaha Magic Dinner Show.

11:30am. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com HAPA SUMMER MUSIC SERIES - Tue & Wed. The HAPA series is starting up again. This is an exciting and entertaining musical journey that celebrates award-winning songs, hula and virtuoso guitar performances that reflect the beauty and rapture of Maui.

General admission: $60, VIP: $75. 6pm. The Mill House, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808244-7643; Mauitropicalplantation.com/shows BRENTON KEITH AND HIS BAG ‘O TRICKS Tue. Be amused and amazed by the high energy comedy. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue, (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Mulligansontheblue.com

FOODIE EVENTS PLANTATION HOUSE WINE SERIES - Daily. At Plantation House, the monthly wine series are back on

with the specials from selected featured wineries each month. Executive Chef Jojo Vasquez will create specialty-pairing menus for each monthly series and phenomenal species will be available on selected premium bottles. Featured wineries will include such notables as Chehalem, Pride Mountain, Heitz, Clif Lede, Truchard and Adelshem (subject to availability and change).

2am. Plantation House, (2000 Plantation Club Dr., Kapalua); 808-669-6299; Theplantationhouse.com #PIETWEETUP - Sat. Jul 18. Mark your calendars for BYO Pie to Kumu Farms in celebration of the 4th annual #PieTweetup on Maui! Open to the public, this event aims to get Maui residents into the kitchen and supporting local farmers markets and businesses. Attendees are encouraged to bring their family and a pie, sweet or savory, made with as many local ingredients as possible (no dairy or cream pies please). Free. 11am. Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 855-364-6622; Mauitropicalplantation.com KAI KANANI MAUI FARM TO TABLE SUNSET CRUISE - Sat. Jul 18. The Market Maui will host a five-course sampling of locally sourced Farm to Table island delicacies on board Kai Kanani Sailing.

Kai Kanani crew will deliver expertly prepared lupus by award winning Chef Christopher Kulis. Spend a romantic evening at sea with live music as you sail into the warm setting sun on the crystal blue waters of Wailea. $119 per person. 5pm. Capische, (555 Kaukahi Rd., Wailea); 808-879-2224; Capische.com CHARLEY’S BLOODY SUNDAYS - Sun. Don’t Miss our Bloody Mary Bar. 7am. Charleys Restaurant and Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808579-8085; Charleysmaui.com PI ARTISAN PIZZA BACKYARD BRUNCH Sun. Enjoy delicious fritatas, paninis, breakfast pi’s and pi BBQ specials. 10am. Pi Artisan Pizzeria, (900 Front St, Lahaina); 808-667-0791; Pi808.com KO SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun. Enjoy Chef Tylun Pang’s healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, firstserved and does sell out. 5pm. Ko, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-2210; Korestaurant.com UNCORKED - Sun. Wine series hosted by Sommelier Vanessa Lampson. Tastings from a variety of regions around the globe such as Sicily, the Loire Valley, the Iberian Peninsula and America’s West Coast. Enjoy light bites from Cane and Canoe’s menu developed by Sous Chef Davis Hood created specifically to pair with each week’s wines. Price includes three glasses of wines and light appetizers.

Advanced reservations required. $35. 5pm. Cane and Canoe Bar-Montage Kapalua, (1 Bay Dr., Kapalua); 808-662-6681; Montagehotels.com WINE SOCIAL - Mon and Sun. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5pm.

Pulehu An Italian Grill, (6 Kai Ala Dr., Kapalua); 808-667-3254; Pulehurestaurantmaui.com MAUI VEGETARIAN FOOD COOKING CLASS Tue. See, and sample how the lovely and amazing Chef Mama T uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Free. 5pm. Down to Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org DA VINE ART WINE TASTING CLASSES - Tue. Each session, led by Rodney Rodrigues, includes delicious tapas paired to wine. In these hot summer days Rodrigues has picked a selection of lighter wines that are suitable for the heat. There will be an assortment of wines from three California regions: Central Coast, Napa Valley and Sonoma. $120 plus tax and tip. 6pm. The Wine Corner, (149 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8904; Mauiwinecorner.com

TICKETS ON SALE SESAME STREET ‘LET’S DANCE’ - Fri. Jul 24 - Sun. Jul 26. Elmo’s got the moves. Have you got the moves?

Get up and get moving with Elmo, Abby Cadabby and everyone’s favorite Sesame Street friends when Sesame Street Live “Let’s Dance!” comes to the MACC. You, the audience, are invited to dance as all of your favorite Sesame Street friends join you on the floor– dancing with fans of all ages. Friday July 24, 6:30pm; Saturday July 25, 10:30am, 2pm and 5:30pm; Sunday July 26, 1pm and 4:30pm. $10, $20, $33, $48 Gold Circle Seats, $75 Sunny Seats. 10:30am. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAYJAH RAYJAH 2015 MUSIC FESTIVAL - Fri, Jul 24-Sat, Jul 25. Two days of sweet island reggae music by headliners Tarrus Riley of Jamaica and Common Kings of California, along with other favorites such as Rebel Souljahz, Anuhea, Sons of Zion, Spawnbreezie and more. Don’t miss any of it… guaranteed to be another MayJah RayJah! Pre-sale one-day tickets are $34 general, $75 VIP, and $29 each for a group rate (10 people or more). Pre-sale two-day tickets are $60 general and $125 VIP. Doors open at 4pm, show starts at 5pm. Events Lawn, Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org KAWIKA KAHIAPO SLACK KEY GUITAR - Wed. Jul 29. Kawika’s interest in music began at an early age when, inspired by his father, he spent many hours practicing guitar alone. Some of his fondest memories are of their jam sessions when “Pops” Gabby Pahinui would show up at their house to play at a party, thus further inspiring Kawika’s passion for slack key guitar. Now he’s the Na Hoku Hanohano 2015 Slack Key Guitar Album of the Year Winner. $37.99-83.50. 6:45pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort Aloha Pavilion, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Napilikai.com BAY TO HAWAII BLUE MOON FESTIVAL - Fri. Jul 31. Come see the creative revitalization efforts of Kokopele in Wailuku Town. Enjoy a night of family fun, fantastic music and some of Maui’s finest vendors for the flagship Blue Moon Festival. People from all over Maui will flock to this gathering to eat, dance and hear the sounds of this heavy hitting lineup featuring Kreayshawn, The Grouch, Eligh, Zion I, The Pack, Free Radicals Projekt, Kelli Love, and more. $20 pre-sale, $30 at the door. 5pm. Kokopele, (93 N. Market St., Wailuku); 415-779-2808; Kokopelemaui.com PATTON OSWALT - Thu. Aug 6. The Maui Comedy Festival Summer Series welcomes the comic and actor Patton Oswalt to Maui. Riding the wave created by the successful 2014 Maui Comedy Festival, there will be a string of one-night-only performances each month from June to September. $42.50 - $72.50.

7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI CALLS - Fri. Aug 14. It’s the MACC’s signature fundraiser gala. Enjoy delectable pupu created by chefs from stellar island restaurants, paired with premium wines served by vintners from boutique wineries around the world. The gala starts with a fresh flower lei greeting and Hawaiian music serenade, follows through with a concert by a surprise musical guest and ends with dancing under the stars. 7pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org WHALE TRUST MAUI DINNER BENEFIT AND JOHN CRUZ - Sat. Aug 15. Please join Whale Trust Maui for a benefit evening featuring an intimate acoustic performance by Grammy Award winning musician John Cruz and special guests. Hosted by Lumeria Maui in beautiful Upcountry Makawao, the evening will include a local farm-to-table dinner, silent auction and live music under the stars. All proceeds from the event will directly benefit Whale Trust Maui. $125. 4:30pm. Lumeria Maui, (1813 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-8877; Lumeriamaui.com BAMP PROJECT PRESENTS MAGIC! ON MAUI - Fri. Aug 21. When something is meant to be, you

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MON-Movies & Games/ Music at 10pm TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ TRVR 10pm, WED-Wine Down w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

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House Party Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & DJ Kamikaze

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MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Tex Mex w/Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

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Kanekoa (Ukulele Island Rock)

The Drifters (Rock)

Jazz Sunday Brunch & Rick G (Solo Acoustic)

MON-Rick G , TUE- Satchel Gleason, WED- Cole Sulenta

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BLACK ROCK LOUNGE Sheraton Maui Resort, 2605 Kaanapali Pkwy, 661-0031

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St #160, Lahaina - 667-0988

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

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LOL Lahaina Comedy Show, 10pm, $10, 21+

just know it immediately. That’s the feeling Grammy Award-winning songwriter and producer Nasri experienced the first time MAGIC! jammed. This music is meant to put you in a good mood. $35 in advance plus applicable fees, increase day of the show. 6pm.

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to pack clubs and auditoriums. Riding the wave created by the successful 2014 Maui Comedy Festival, the producers will keep the laughs coming with a string of one-night-only performances each month from June to September. $42.50-72.50. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

‘EVITA’ - Fri, Aug 21-30. Amy Hanaiali‘i Gilliom, Hawaii’s top-selling female vocalist of all time, returns to her musical theater roots to perform the title role in this iconic rock musical. $15-75 (plus applicable fees).

2pm. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

10TH ANNUAL MAUI UKULELE FESTIVAL - Sun. Oct 11. Enjoy a relaxed afternoon on the lawn as acclaimed ukulele musicians fill the air with island music! Renowned ukulele advocate and teacher Roy Sakuma will serve as M.C. to help us celebrate Hawaii’s beloved instrument. Fine ukuleles will be featured as door prizes. The festival also features displays of made-in-Hawaii arts and crafts and ono-licious island foods available for purchase.

Free. 1pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org

ROGER MCGUINN OF THE BYRDS - Tue. Aug 25 & Wed, Aug 26. Buffalo Music is very excited to welcome Roger McGuinn back to Hawaii for the first time in 37 years. A 1991 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee and founder and leader of The Byrds, McGuinn is famous for his ringing 12-string Rickenbacker guitar sound and Top 10 hit songs “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “Eight Miles High” and “Turn! Turn! Turn!

(To Everything There is a Season)” among many others. $40-50. 7:30pm. Iao Theater, (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com KU MAI KA HULA COMPETITION - Thu. Sep 10 - Sat. Sep 12. Featuring award-winning halau from Hawaii, the continental U.S. and Japan, competing in solo and group performances. Male and female dancers perform both kahiko (traditional) and auana (modern-day) hula stylings, judged by renowned, prestigious kumu hula.. Thu: $10. Fri-Sat $25 each day. Half-price keiki 12 and under. 8am. Castle Theatre Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI JAZZ AND BLUES FESTIVAL - Thu. Sep 10 - Sun. Sep 13. This year’s Jazz and Blues Festival will feature legendary performers this year at the Royal Lahaina Luau Grounds and several locations around the island. Performing will be jazz guitar legend Russell Malone, Blues Guitar master from Louisiana Kenny Neal, along with Donald Harrison with his quartet from New York and New Orleans and The Iguanas–the 2015 Best of New Orleans winning band. Save the dates for this amazing festival for jazz and blues enthusiasts. 8am. Royal Lahaina Resort, (2780 Kekaa Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-669-5200; Royallahainaresort.com SINBAD - Thu. Sep 24. Ranked by Comedy Central as one of the top 100 standup comedians of all time, Sinbad is enjoying something of a renaissance these days with a style and charisma that continues

ART SCENE THE KASPRZYCKI AND PAPANIKOLAS SHOW - Daily. The Viewpoints Gallery is proud to present new works by Lisa Kasprzycki and Suzy Papanikolas. Papanikolas is known to be steeped in technical ability and artistic vision, she concentrates her efforts on recording hawaiian and polynesian cultures. Kasprzycki enjoys the majestic mountains that surround her, the ocean, and the relationships between plants and people. 8am.

Viewpoints Gallery, (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com HEART OF THE HUI - Daily. This highly anticipated exhibition features class and personal work by the heart and soul of the Hui Noeau–students, Open Studio artists and faculty. The show will exhibit more than 150 works in all media from jewelry and metal works to pieces in ceramics, glass blowing, painting, drawing, photography and printmaking. Free. 9am.

Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center, (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560; Huinoeau.com MEET IAN HAIGHT - Fri, Jul 17. Haight will be working live on his beach and ocean inspired paintings. 4:30pm. Maui Hands Lahaina, (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com V. V. GRAND OPENING CEREMONY - Fri. Jul 17. Open for the public, come witness this grand gallery of art and couture. 5pm. Wailea Gateway Center, (34 Wailea Gateway Pl.).

STEVE TURNBULL - Fri. Jul 17. Steve Turnbull creates a symphony of line that flows in harmony with

White Party: World Music/ Latin w/ DJ Danny, 10pm

nature using various woods from all areas, not just Hawaii. Through his work Steve hopes to educate and motivate next generations to really see and to preserve the beauty of our environment. 6:30pm. Lahaina Galleries – Lahaina, (828 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-6284; Lahainagalleries.com RICHARD DIGIAGOMO - Sat, Jul 18. Mixed media artist Richard Digiagomo creates waves etched in aluminum panels using grinder tools.

2pm. Maui Hands Paia, (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com TREEHOUSE GALLERY - Sat. Jul 18. A new contemporary gallery and studio space featuring local artists is having its grand opening in Unit 24 at the Pauwela Cannery. Come check out fresh paintings, have a good time and support local art at the Treehouse Gallery. Free. 6pm. Treehouse Gallery, (375 W. Kuiaha Rd., Haiku).

ARTISTS AT THE TEA BOX - Sat, July 18 & Sun, Jul 19. What goes better together than art and tea? Enjoy sipping your favorite cup of tea while watching Maui’s premiere artists do their thing. 12pm. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com JEANNE YOUNG - Tue, Jul 21. Young, an award winning painter and bronze sculptor will be demonstrating her skills. 4pm. Maui Hands Hyatt, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com RONALDO MACEDO ART SHOW - Wed. Jul 22. Meet Hawaii’s plein air artist Ronaldo Macedo. Most days he paints until he tires, then surfs, goes fishing or sailing. Toss in a wife and two touring surf kids and you are “Living the Life!”, but make no mistake, he is one of the most collected and respected painters of Hawaii and California alive today. 6:30pm. Lahaina Galleries, Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-874-8583; Lahainagalleries.com

CALENDAR OF EVENTS THURSDAY, JULY 16 GOLDEN HEART RETREAT - Join us for a day of joyful insights with yoga, artistic expressions, transformational healing, meditations, hike in nature to a waterfall, Qigong with Keone, raw delicious lunch by Kyra, healing dance with Pavla.

Maui Wellness Center A tropical yoga studio in Haiku. 10am-6pm. (Maui Wellness Center, Hai-

ku); 808-446-4485; Sunforyoursoul.com FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com LITTER BUGS ME CLEANUP CAMPAIGN - Malama Maui Nui encourages the public to take part in its next cleanup campaign. As its name states, ‘Litter Bugs Me’ refers to the discarded trash that clutters public spaces, and calls on the community to help remove it from highways, roadways, parks and shorelines. They have the supplies you need to organize a cleanup; just give them a call or send us an email!

Make your supplies request at least two weeks in advance. 8am. (Island-Wide); Cwdhawaii.org

FRIDAY, JULY 17 COCONUT WEAVING - Fri & Sat. Bolly Helekahi will launch the the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series, this will feature a coconut weaving demonstration session for the public. The Hana No‘eau refers to demonstrating and honoring the Hawaiian traditions. 10am.

Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park; 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale MDA FILL THE BOOT - Fri. Jul 17 - Sun. Jul 19. Maui firefighters are back to encourage the community to help “fill da boot” with donations for the Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA). 10am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com ALOHA FRIDAY MUSIC - Weekly. Best free live music jam with Maui artists. 11:30am. Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310; Wholefoodsmarket.com ‘FROZEN’ - Fri. Jul 17. Bring a low-back beach chair and/or a blanket and spread out on the lawn for another edition of Starry Night Cinema, this time featuring Disney’s Frozen. Food vendors will be on site selling goodies and drinks will be available for purchase as well. Free. 6pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (1 Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org KAHULUI HONGWANJI OBON FESTIVAL - Fri. Jul 17 - Sat. Jul 18. It’s time to join the Obon festivities. The Obon festival is a centuries old Buddhist tradition to honor the dead. Every year, the Buddhist temples come alive with vibrant food booths, dancing, decorations, crafts and more. 7pm. Kahului Hongwanji Mission, (291 S. Puunene Ave., Kahului); 808-877-7998; Kahuluihongwanji.org

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia w/ Niki Guy, 7pm

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LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

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TUE & WED- HAPA Dinner Show, 6pm

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30pm, Trish Da Dish Pub Quiz, 10pm

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KIRTAN & MANTRA MEDITATION - Fri. Kirtan and Mantra meditation with Krishna Japa Das and friends.

Dancing, chanting and refreshments. Free, but donations appreciated. 7pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com

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WEDNESDAY, JULY 22

FREE HULA SHOW - Sun. A completely free of charge hula show, occurring just for you. Free.

11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

SATURDAY, JULY 18

COCONUT WEAVING - Sun & Mon. Bolly Helekahi will launch the the 2015 Hana No‘eau cultural demonstration series, this will feature a coconut weaving demonstration session for the public. The Hana No‘eau refers to demonstrating and honoring the Hawaiian traditions. 1pm. Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park; 808-572-4400; Nps.gov/hale

UKULELE MIX PLATE - Mele Ukulele and The Shops at Wailea invite everyone to Ukulele Mix Plate.

With over 20-plus years in the business, Mele Ukulele has developed great relationships with Maui’s best ukulele teachers. Mele Ukulele will provide a number of “loaner” ukulele for the evening for the free introductory ukulele lesson. At the fountain courtyard where you can take part in this experience of Hawaii’s national instrument and cultural treasure, the ukulele. 6pm. The Shops at Wailea, (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-891-6770; Theshopsatwailea.com

YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Sat. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Sat. Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public.

Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species.

9am. North Sugar Cane Train Station, (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808-249-8811; Volunteersonvacation.org KANAHA BEACH CLEANUP - Sat. Jul 18. Join Malama Maui Nui, Surfrider Foundation’s Maui chapter and the Coalition for a Tobacco-Free Hawaii for this month’s beach cleanup at Kanaha Beach Park. The event will run from 9am to noon with lunch provided for all participants by Flatbread Company. No RSVP required, and all cleanup supplies are provided. Please bring a reusable water bottle for hydration. Free. 9am. (Kanaha Beach Park); 808-877-2524; MalamaMauiNui.org HABITAT FOR HUMANITY AWARENESS AND FUNDRAISER - Sat. Jul 18. Share the awareness by stopping by this community event and fundraiser, for a good cause. 11am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com YU-GI-OH CARD SESSION - Sat. Maui Toy Works is proud to announce a weekly Yu-Gi-Oh Card Session for all Yu-Gi-Oh Card enthusiasts. 3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com SALSA NIGHT- Sat. Enjoy the Smokehouse’s three favorite drinks specials, well drinks, tequila and fireballs all for $4 and a long night of dancing. 10pm. Smokehouse BBQ Bar and Grill, (930 Wainee St., Lahaina); 808-667-7005; Smokehousebbqbarandgrillmaui.com

SUNDAY, JULY 19 SUMMER BLOCK PARTY - Sun. Enjoy sidewalk sales, brunch specials at Pi Artisan Pizzeria, all-day Happy Hour pricing and menu specials at Hard Rock Cafe, entertainment, activities and more. Courtesy of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. 10am. The Outlets of Maui, (900 Front St.,

FREE SUNDAY ZUMBA - Sun. Stop by the Maui Mall for free Zumba with Keoni’s Hot Lava DanceFit Studio. Free. 9am. Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, JULY 20 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHAAINA - Mon. Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species. 7:30am. Call or go online for location info; 808-264-1798; Southmauivolunteers.com FREE HULA PERFORMANCE - Mon. While shopping away at the mall, why not stop for a little hula performance at the center stage, great fun for the whole family. 10:30am.

Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; Queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, JULY 21 SCIENCE NIGHT OUT - Tue. Jul 21. A special family event benefiting the planning and development of The Maui Science Center. Join the team for a gourmet dinner, hands-on science education, brain teasers and a silent auction featuring many of Maui’s amazing products and services.

Their goal is to build a center that is open to residents of Maui as well as island visitors that will encourage, support and facilitate activities that promote science and science education through hands-on, minds-on experiences. 5pm. Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; Flatbreadcompany.com FREE UKULELE LESSONS - Tue. Don’t miss free ukulele lessons, it’s never too late to learn how to play the hawaiian guitar. free. 5:45pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - Wed. You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Road bikes recommended. Free.

6:55am. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com YOGA FOR EVERY BODY - Wed. Enjoy a free, open to the public yoga class in Kihei with certified yoga instructor Gylian Solay. free. 8am. Gylian Solay, (Waipuilani Park, Kihei); 808-344-8068; Gyliansolay.com

MON-Stay Eazy, TUE-Mulligans Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Joel Katz 5:15pm, Willie K 6pm

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VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM - Wed. Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. free. 8:45am. O‘o Farms, (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula); 808-249-8811; Oofarm.com

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Thu, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Thu, Danyell Staldman and Roy Kato 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett Probst 3-5pm; Fri, Damon Parrillo and Tim Osbourne 6-8:30pm; Sat, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Sun, Damon Parrillo and Ron Hetten 6-8:30pm; Mon, Keali’i Lum 3-5pm; Mon, Eddee Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben DeLeon 3-5pm; Tue, Eddee Sabala 6-8:30pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900; Dukesmaui.com

SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION 101 FOR BEGINNERS - Wed. Jul 22. Instructor: Nicole Fisher will discuss how a search engine works. She will go over keyword phrases within a website and speak about keyword research using Google AdWords. In addition, she will go over the anatomy of a search engine.

12:00pm. Maui County Business Resource Center, (70 E. Kaahumanu St., Kahului); 808-873-8247.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Scott N Nara 7-9:30pm; Fri, Kanekoa at Fleetwoods 7-9:30pm; Sat, The Drifters 7-9:30pm; Sun, Sunday Jazz Brunch 8am-12pm; Sun, Rick G 7-9:30pm; Mon, Rick G 7-9:30pm; Tue, Satchel Gleason 7-9:30pm; Tue, Andrew Corradini 7-9:30pm; Wed, Cole Sulenta 7-9:30pm; (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425; Fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

INDIAN MUSIC AND DANCE - Wed. Manju Chattopadhyay is from Calcutta, India. Gifted with a honeysweet voice, she has studied and performed Tagore songs, devotional music, folk and North Indian classical music. For Manju, music is her meditation, therapy and joy. 6:30pm. Maui Yoga Shala, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-283-4123; Maui-yoga.com, Davidkai.com

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Sign Language CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You’re like the opposite of the princess with the pea.

She couldn’t rest because of one tiny irregularity buried beneath her mountain of mattresses. You, on the other hand, have been sleeping like a baby, despite the whole skeleton tucked under your paperthin futon. Maybe you didn’t put it there. Perhaps you’ve gotten used to it. You might even, perversely, like having it around. But the thing deserves a proper burial, regardless of your comfort. And that, of course, means pulling it out of hiding and letting everyone involved decide what to do with it. Don’t worry; it’s not going to be as bad as you think, and, believe it or not–you will sleep much better afterwards.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Can you tell the difference between stark raving mad and batshit insane? How about between puritanical prudishness and catholic conservatism? Since all your choices this week are between undesirable and undetectably different shades of gray, I hereby give you permission to abstain from them. None of them are especially important, although the brimstone and bluster surrounding them might indicate otherwise.

They’re idiots. Don’t bother enlightening them; they can’t hear that shit. The only thing they’d actually understand is that you’d entered the fray, which is the last thing you want to waste your time doing.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

It’s rare when you and your fiery cousins, those hotheaded Aries, clash. That’s why you both might be totally shocked by, and unequipped to deal with, this week’s difference of opinions. Neither of you is especially conservative, but nevertheless the roots of your caution may hold you back, for different reasons (as they’re sunk deep into different soil). If you want to amiably end this, don’t try cutting the Rams free from the ideas that are holding them back; they’ll only give ground when you do. Instead, saw yourself free with every ounce of logic and passion you possess.

You don’t startle easily, or else you hide it well. That’s good, because this week is full of little surprises, and you’d lose major face if you jumped and shrieked like a little girl at every one. Not all of them are bad, luckily–of course that means that not all of them are good, either. But I hope you’re willing to take the good with the bad, and vice versa, without undue focus on one or the other. The worst thing you could do is draw conclusions about “the way your life is” from this week’s events. You’re not inherently unlucky or lucky, and the universe isn’t trying to set you up for a shockinduced heart attack. This week, no matter what it seems, isn’t the rule, only a compelling exception.

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Last night I dreamt I lived in a culture where dreams were revered and valued, not for some inherent symbolic meaning, but simply for the experiences they gave you, and what you could learn about yourself based on your own actions and reactions within them. Thus when I woke from that dream, I was eager to dive right back into another. Our culture, of course, is more likely to celebrate real life pursuit of your dreams, which is just what you’re good at, with your boundless energy and determination. Thus if you find yourself bounced out of one of those, please don’t hesitate before diving into another.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Pisceans appeal to me because you’re the sign I have the hardest time wrapping my head around. It’s nearly impossible for me to guess what you’ll do in a given situation, or even how you’ll react. I like being around you because I’m not afraid of the unknown. Some of the other people in your life, however, are more fearful of things they simply can’t understand. It’s not your job, of course, to make yourself into a predictable clone, just so they can feel safe. But it could be your job to help them feel safe when surrounded by chaos.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

What you’re suffering from is a touch of acute spiritual hypochondria. You’re imagining ills that simply aren’t there, or projecting onto minor occurrences far more serious consequences than are strictly merited. I hope you can trust me enough to be relieved by that; your mountains are indeed molehills, at least this time. Treat them accordingly, even if that conflicts with the emotions they elicit. Those intense and out-of-proportion feelings are only temporary; your cool head will prevail soon. Believe me, the alternative–whatever crazy-ass drama arises from those molehills–won’t go away nearly so easily.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Puke and get it over with. You’ll feel better, most likely, and it’s certainly better than allowing the dread and nausea to build. Same goes for the band-aid you’re reluctant to just yank off, or the cold swimming pool you’re hesitant to plunge right into. In other words, don’t drag out the torture; by doing so, you’re only amplifying it. The discomfort (or even pain) you’re doomed to suffer isn’t actually so bad; at least it’s quick, and easily forgotten, and by postponing it, you just feed it and make it worse, as well as delaying the sweeter times that await.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Even my seemingly indefatigable Labrador will balk at swimming out to fetch his ball after the 150th throw. I think even he’s surprised to discover that there’s a limit. You, too, have limits, even for things you love and want more than anything in the world.

You may come up against some of those this week, and instead of being disappointed, I hope you can find some way to feel, I don’t know–relieved?

Serene? Satisfied? The list of potential reactions to this revelation goes on and on, and only a couple of items on it are “negative.” For you to focus solely (or even mainly) on those would be a shame.

You can be pretty scary. But despite that, you often wish for a more formidable (secret) arsenal: switchblades stashed in your boots, nunchuks up your sleeves, and poison concealed beneath a tricky filling in your molar. You don’t need this kind of deadly might, because if you had it, you’d be tempted to use it–and 99 times out of a hundred, you’d wish you hadn’t, afterwards. Stick to the painful pressure of your claw-like grip, the sharp lash of your tongue, and good old kicks in the ass to get your way–the consequences for these are a lot easier to fix and get over.

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It’s hard to move when you’ve got the world on your shoulders. You might find yourself feeling embarrassingly limited and completely unable to budge an inch forward, even when your teammates are shouting encouragement from the sidelines and every ounce of your being wants to take that next step. It’s humbling, isn’t it, to come up so hard against your own limits? Don’t feel too bad; no one could move while carrying what you’re trying to carry. Too much of that weight isn’t your responsibility. Let go of at least some, and preferably most, of it, Taurus.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

The idea of you rejecting freedom in favor of what could be called limitation, commitment, and responsibility seems as unlikely as snow in July. In the southern hemisphere, however, July is the dead of winter, and frosty precipitation isn’t so unheard of.

Get ready; your world’s about to get turned on its head. Your ideas about freedom and what it really means are outdated; their revision is long overdue.

Forget your teenage concept of autonomy; what you need now is different. Don’t give up your quest for ever-expanding horizons. Just keep it fresh and updated; that means not pursuing, out of habit, sour dreams that are long past their sell-by dates.

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com

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