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POLITICAL DIAGNOSIS TO HOSPITAL WOES Good article by Susan Halas on the hospital (“Maui Memorial Hospital Faces Public/Private Partnership Or Bust,” Jan. 29, 2015). But she missed an important part of the puzzle. Politics in the state are one party in nature–Democrat. The Democratic Party is controlled by the unions.

These Government employee unions in effect hire their own bosses. The elected officials do what they are told to do by the unions. This includes passing laws that benefit the unions to the detriment of taxpayers.

All economic transactions to be successful have to have two parties negotiating for their own best interest.

No one is representing the taxpayer or the consumer of medical services in this transaction. Maui is not the only place in the country with this problem . The Detroit and Flint areas in Michigan where Susan says she is from are rotten with the same sort of one party political corruption.

Sometimes you have to look into things you do not want to see in order to solve a problem.

MORE THOUGHTS ON WAILUKU PARKING I read with interest your January 8, 2015 article regarding the possibility

of parking meters in Wailuku (“Rise Of The Parking Machines”). I would like to know if the county planners have considered that since most of the weekday parking is taken by state and county workers, wouldn’t it be nice if the state and county provided parking for their employees? I realize there isn’t much vacant land in downtown Wailuku, but perhaps the state and county could buy vacant parcels nearby and provide shuttle service for their employees, or better yet build sidewalks between the parking lots and the government buildings so the workers could walk to their offices and get a little exercise engineered into their workdays.

Another solution to the parking shortage might be to have better bus service to downtown Wailuku, especially at commute times.

The county government is planning on adding offices to downtown, thereby adding to the strain on available parking. The county needs to be more creative about solving the parking shortage. Wailuku town needs more sidewalks to encourage walking, bus routes and schedules that conform to demand and government agencies should provide parking for their employees. Yes, parking meters will generate revenue in the postTaguma age, but they won’t alleviate the parking shortage.

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2. Though a Jan. 29 Hawaii Tourism Authority report states that a “record” 8.3 million visitors to the state in 2014, cruise ship traffic was down.

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posted a story saying that a fast food company “could open between five and 10 more restaurants across the state.” What’s the fast food company?

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• SB 868: RELATING TO LIQUOR COMMISSIONS. Also known as the “dancing bill,” this piece of legislation would finally codify some kind of definition of dancing, so all the county’s over-worked Department of Liquor Control (LC) enforcement officers can have an easier time deciding who’s dancing and who’s not during their nightclub and bar inspections. Because as things stand now, there’s nothing in the rules or statutes to define dancing, though that hasn’t stopped LC inspectors from busting establishments for allowing “illegal” dancing. Don’t hold out much hope, though: this bill has been around before, and went nowhere. Introduced by 14 senators, including Maui’s own J. Kalani English and Gil Keith-Agaran.

• SB 715/HB 623: RELATING TO RENEWABLE STANDARDS. According to the Blue Planet Foundation, which sent out a news release on Feb. 2 about them, these bills require that 100 percent–yes, all–of the state’s electricity comes from renewable resources by the year 2040.

“Hawaii’s legislature has long declared it ‘critical’ to reduce the state’s fossil fuel dependence, eliminate our vulnerability to the price volatility of imported fuels, and

to review and discuss Hawaii’s forfeiture laws and make recommendations to improve these laws.”

• SB 690: RELATING TO FORFEITURE. Ahh, asset forfeiture, that long-loved but utterly unjust “tool” of law enforcement.

In theory, it’s when government seizes someone’s property, usually in regards to some sort of criminal investigation. But in practice, it’s usually a civil rights disaster.

“Every year, federal and state law enforcement agents seize millions of dollars from civilians during traffic stops, simply by asserting that they believe the money is connected to some illegal activity and without ever pursuing criminal charges,” states the American Civil Liberties Union website. “Under federal law and the laws of most states, they are entitled to keep most (and sometimes all) of the

In case you missed it, a federal judge has again smacked the County of Maui with Clean Water Act violations. Once again, it’s at the old Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility.

Turns out injected treated sewage into the ground there is illegal. As we’ve known for a couple years now, the waste has a way of finding its way into the ocean, where it damages the near-shore reefs. Back in May 2014, federal Judge Susan Oki Mollway slapped the county over two of the four injection wells. In late January, she hit it over the other two wells.

“This environmental disaster has been going on for over 30 years,” said David Henkin of Earthjustice (which repre-

• SB 903: RELATING TO EMPLOYEE LEAVE. This one seems simple enough: It “Requires government employers to provide employees paid leave to attend parent-teacher, parent-caregiver, or early intervention services conferences,” according to the bill summary. It also “Adds early intervention services conferences to the list of conferences for which government employees shall be eligible to receive paid leave to attend.” Cool, huh?

Except that local activist Shay Chan Hodges, who writes a lot about working families, told U.S. Labor Secretary Tom Perez during a Jan. 22 Google Hangout on working families this is the third time that the supposedly “progressive” Hawaii Legislature has considered paid leave.

• SB 1025: RELATING TO MANDATORY SICK LEAVE. This is another of those bills you probably thought Hawaii would have passed a long time ago, but didn’t. According to the bill text, it “Requires employers to provide a minimum amount of paid sick leave to employees to care for them-

COUNTY OF MAUI GETS SMACKED AGAIN WITH CLEAN WATER ACT VIOLATIONS

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The Hawaii state Legislature is back into session, and for the next few months, will be working furiously to pass (or kill) all sorts of new bills, a few of which may actually make life better for us. A comprehensive look at all this proposed legislation is out of the question, but I was able to discover a few new (and old) bills of note. Oh, and if some of these seem silly, or cover a matter you thought was decided a century ago, it’s just because law-making–especially when dealing with a part-time Legislature that’s long been dominated by a single political party–is somewhat imperfect. Enjoy!

attain energy security,” states the Blue Planet Foundation. “These critical goals require long-term planning inspired by a vision of Hawaii energy independence.”

selves or a family member who is ill, needs medical care, or is a victim of domestic violence, sexual assault, or stalking.” You know, if you’re going to have the Democratic Party run things for more than half a century, you’d at least think they could get around at some point to mandating this. Right? Right?

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money and property they seize.” Outgoing U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder finally, long belatedly, denounced the practice, but this bill calls on the state AG’s office “to establish a working group

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sented a coalition of groups in court) in a Jan. 26 news release. “This latest decision is a wake up call for the County to stop using the ocean as a sewer and finally fix this problem. The County can and should reuse the millions of gallons of wastewater from the Lahaina facility to meet the needs of golf courses, resorts, and other developments, not dump them onto fragile reefs.”

County of Maui spokesman Rod Antone said in the Jan. 27 Maui News that it’s “too early” to talk about fines, though they’re going to have to at some point soon. As the Earthjustice news release pointed out, “Maximum penalties in this case already exceed $100 million, and the meter is ticking at a rate of over $100,000 per day.”

The court will impose penalties this August. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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Has the cost of going to the dentist stopped you from taking good care of your teeth? If so, the Dental Hygiene Program at University of Hawaii Maui College has opened a free dental clinic.

The free clinic open to the public.

Any individual interested in a dental screening to determine if they meet the requirements for a free cleaning, exam, or x-rays should send a message to hygienemaui15@gmail.com or contact Alana Rarick at ararick@hawaii.edu.

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SUMMIT FOUNDATION GIVES MONK SEAL STATUE TO COLLEGE A new sculpture depicting a playful mother monk seal and her cub has been gifted to UH Maui College. The sculpture, named Kulapa Kai (to frolic in the ocean), is part of a gift from Jim and Mary Hirshfield’s Summit Foundation, which seeks to leave artistic legacies in the form of sculptures, notably of animals that live in a particular region.

“Ever since we honeymooned here 47 years ago, Maui has held a special place in our hearts,” said Jim Hirshfield. “We are pleased to be able to return some of the joy we have received by supporting the college and through it the broader Maui community with this gift.”

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Kulapa Kai was carved from a solid block of New Zealand marble by local artists Bruce Turnbull and Kim Mosley. The sculpture took nearly one year to complete, with the majority of the carving done at Turnbull’s Kahakuloa studio.

“As a stone carver, I see shapes, expressions, movement, and intrinsic life in the veins of a jagged rock,” said Mosley.

“Chiseling and sanding this New Zealand marble brought vitality into a dormant stone–revealing the playful essence of a monk seal and it’s pup. I’m grateful to have been part of this transformation.”

The new art installation is set on a small, grassy knoll between the campus’ Kalama and Noi‘i buildings–providing a contemplative spot for faculty, students, and visitors. The piece was lifted by crane and placed on campus last August. Students at the college participated in sanding and finishing demonstrations, and learned how to grind, polish, and chisel the stone with power and hand tools for the statue’s finishing touches.

“We sincerely appreciate this beautiful addition to our campus,” said Chancellor Lui K. Hokoana. “I’ve already heard from faculty and students about how much they

enjoy the new piece, and it was a wonderful opportunity for our art students to get some hands-on learning as well.”

“I love walking around the piece and taking it in from every vantage point,” said UHMC art faculty member Jennifer Owen.

“It was a fellow art teacher, Mike Takemoto, who pointed out that from one of the nearby sidewalks, the sculpture looks entirely abstract, while from the other walkways the forms of the monk seals are revealed.”

The sculpture will be officially blessed on Jan. 29 at 4:30pm. The public is welcome to attend.

“The world needs more beauty,” Turnbull said about the new installation. “I only hope I can enrich the lives I touch through the beauty I create”.

The Summit Foundation first approached the University of Hawaii Maui College in May of 2013 about the possibility of a sculpture gift at the Kahului campus. In addition to Kulapa Kai, the Foundation has commissioned two sculptures in Washington State. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit: mauitime.com/news

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tures the interactive kind of format used in the Focus Maui Nui visioning process that produced lively discussions and thoughtful responses from our community,” said Skog.

The MEDB is setting up two avenues for participation. You can bring together 12-15 people at a company or organization for a session that will be run by a MEDB representative. Alternately, interested participants can sign up for a small group session that MEDB has organized.

“This opportunity for public conversation is critical as it can have an impact on the future of our island,” said Skog. “By joining in this conversation, participants will be helping to bring the public’s voice to the table in front of decision makers and community stakeholders as actions are determined to create a ‘green’ energy future for Maui.”

The results of these MPowerMaui conversations will be presented at the “Maui Energy Conference” which will be held on March 25 and 26. Those interested in participating can sign up by calling 808-875-2336.

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Do you have opinions about energy on Maui? If so, the Maui Economic Development Board (MEDB) is looking for you. MEDB is seeking community input on Maui’s energy future as part of project called “MPowerMaui: An Energy Conversation.”

MEDB is asking the public to volunteer their time and share their priorities and values about energy today and in the future on Maui. Interested parties will participate in small group sessions which will be held throughout the month of February.

Activities during the 90-minute sessions will enable participants to learn more about energy, to think about their own actions related to energy, to prioritize issues, to consider what actions they would or would not support, and to develop messages for decision makers.

MEDB President and CEO Jenne Skog said the sessions will be informative, interesting and engaging. “MPowerMaui fea-

The MPowerMaui project is being presented by the Maui Economic Development Board with sponsorship from the County of Maui Mayor’s Office of Economic Development; the state Department of Business, Economic Development & Tourism Energy Office; and the UH Hawaii Natural Energy Institute.

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The Project Theater Board at Mount Holyoke College in South Hadley, Massachusetts, decided in January to cancel its upcoming annual presentation of the feminist classic “Vagina Monologues.” The all-women’s college recently declared it would admit males who lived and “identified” as female (regardless of genitalia), and the basis for cancellation of the Vagina Monologues was that the unmodifiable script is not “inclusive” of those females–that it covers only experiences of females who actually have vaginas.

WRONGFUL NON-ARREST? Kathi Fedden filed a $30 million wrongful death lawsuit in December against Suffolk County, New York, police after her 29-yearold son, driving drunk in 2013, fatally crashed into an office. She reasons that her son’s death is the fault of the police officer who stopped him earlier that evening and who must have noticed he was already drunk but did not arrest him. The officer, who knew the son as the owner of a popular-with-police local delicatessen, merely gave the son a lift home, but the son later drove off in his mother’s car, in which he had the fatal crash.

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED A generous resident (name withheld by KDKA-TV) of South Oakland, Pennsylvania, in seasonal spirit the week before Christmas, invited a pregnant, homeless woman she had met at a Rite Aid store home with her for a hot shower, a change of clothes and a warm bed for the night. The resident was forced to call police, though, when she went to check up on her guest and discovered her engaging in sexual activity with the resident’s pit bull. The guest, enraged at being caught, vandalized the home before officers arrived to arrest her.

THE NEW NORMAL The website/smartphone app Airbnb, launched in 2008, connects travelers seeking lodging with individuals offering private facilities at certain prices. About a year ago, entrepreneur Travis Laurendine launched a similar smartphone app, “Airpnp,” to connect people walking around select cities and needing access to a toilet, listing residents who make their utilities available, with description and price. Laurendine told the New York Post in January that New York City is a promising market (though his two best cities are New Orleans and Antwerp, Belgium).

The prices vary from free to $20, and the facilities range from a sweet-smelling room stocked with reading material to a barely maintained toilet (with no lavatory), but, said one supplier, sometimes people “really need to go, and this will have to do.”

GOVERNMENT IN ACTION Kentucky, one of America’s financially worse-off states, annually spends $2 million

of taxpayer money on salaries and expenses for 41 “jailers” who have no jails to manage.

Research by the Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting in January noted that Kentucky’s constitution requires “elected” jailers, notwithstanding that 41 counties have shut down their jails and house detainees elsewhere via contracts with sheriffs. (Though the jailers may be called upon to transport prisoners from time to time, the 41 counties are mostly small ones with few detainees.)

Several jailers have full-time “side” jobs, and one jail-less jailer employs five deputies while another has 11 part-timers.

BUREAUCRATIC TRIUMPH A.K. Verma was an “assistant executive engineer” working for India’s central public works department in 1990 with 10 years on the job when he went on leave–and had still not returned by the end of 2014, when the government finally fired him. He had submitted numerous requests for extensions during the ensuing 24 years, but all were denied, though no agency or court managed to force him back to work. India’s bureaucracy is generally acknowledged to be among the most dysfunctional in Asia.

ALL IN A NAME The Tampa Bay Times (formerly St. Petersburg Times), reeling financially as many newspapers are, pledged several properties it owns (including its downtown headquarters) to borrow $30 million last year from a distressed-property lender and now announces an intention to pay back that loan by selling the properties. As reported by the local St. Petersblog website, the sore-thumb loan was almost exactly the amount the Times paid in 2002 for “naming rights” to the Tampa concertand-hockey venue, the Ice Palace (which became the St. Petersburg Times Forum and is now Amalie Arena). Thus, St. Petersblog wrote, “do the math,” concluding that the Tampa Bay Times was pressured to sell its own headquarters building in order to pay for the 12-year privilege of being able to name someone else’s building.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Shane Lindsey, 32, allegedly robbed the Citizens Bank in New Kensington, Pennsylvania, on Jan. 14 and ran off down the street, but was arrested about 15 minutes later a few blocks away, having stopped off at Eazer’s Restaurant and Deli to order chicken and biscuits. And Jeffrey Wood, 19, was arrested in the act of robbing a 7-Eleven in Northeast Washington, D.C., on Jan. 10–because two plainclothes detectives were in the store at the time (though the police badge of one was hanging from a chain around her neck).

As soon as the man announced, “This is a stickup,” the detective drew her gun and yelled, “Stop playing. I got 17” (meaning a gun with 17 bullets).■

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BY ANTHONY PIGNATARO

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he U.S. military and Hawaii have a long and complex history. The 1893 overthrow of the Hawaiian kingdom happened in part because U.S. Marines came ashore to assist the white coup leaders. Hawaii eventually became a U.S. territory during the Spanish-American War because of Pearl Harbor’s value to the U.S. Navy as a coaling station.

At the same time, huge numbers of Hawaii-born men and women have served in all branches of the U.S. military–probably the most famous being Daniel Inouye, who as a U.S. Army lieutenant won the Medal of Honor in Italy during World War II and eventually became a powerful U.S. Senator. Maui’s U.S. Congressional representative, Democrat Tulsi Gabbard, is herself a member of the Hawaii National Guard and an Iraq War veteran.

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waii is immense, though nowhere more so than Oahu, where it controls about a quarter of the island’s land. But now, budget cuts and changing technological and strategic priorities have the Pentagon–and the U.S. Army in particular–rethinking its footprint in Hawaii.

And this has state officials (well, except for Maui Rep. Kaniela Ing, who we’ll get to in a moment) screaming.

If only someone had predicted a long time ago that, regardless of ideological concerns, a community, an island, an entire state could get itself addicted to the machinery of war. That the army bases, naval stations and airfields could become so intertwined into the local economy that those living near them would demand they remain–even if their whole reason for being no longer existed. Oh, wait, someone did:

“The conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience,” outgoing President Dwight Eisenhower said in 1961. “In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the militaryindustrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.”

Activist Khara Jabola Carolus agreed in a Feb. 2, 2015 Honolulu Civil Beat op-ed piece.

“As much as we, as a society, are addicted to federal dollars linked to military spending, the military is addicted to the youth from our communities who struggle with poverty and joblessness,” she wrote. “Now is the moment to decrease our inter-generational dependency on the U.S. military.”

This view, though steeped in historical practicality, is decidedly the minority view in Hawaii.

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ut simply, the U.S. Army wants to reduce the size of active duty force from the 562,000 it fielded at the end of the 2012 fiscal year to 490,000 by the year 2020. Proposed two years ago, the plan will require troop reductions at bases across the country. This includes Schofield Barracks and Fort Shafter on Oahu. Named for Civil War officers and Medal of Honor winners John Schofield and William Rufus Shafter, the forts are home to about 25,000 Army troops.

The two bases are more than a century old. Shafter dates to 1907, while Schofield opened a year later. Schofield Barracks has an almost romantic feel, possibly because the great World War II novel and movie

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cuts “will take the Army down to pre-World War II levels.” If a U.S. soldier back in 1945 was equivalent to one today, this would indeed be cause for concern. But given the fact that today’s army, though smaller than its World War II counterpart, is far better trained and equipped, we could probably survive quite nicely with an even smaller force (often lost in these debates over “security” is the fact that the U.S. still controls 4,800 nuclear warheads, nearly twice the total combined nuclear stockpiles of the rest of the world).

Make no mistake–this isn’t happening because the White House and the Pentagon decided that we no longer need to invade oil-rich nations or bomb poor villages. The restructuring is taking place because we can now fight future wars with less people. We still need all that oil, and will still coddle all those repressive dictatorships that create the conditions ripe for bloody insurgencies, but we can do so on a smaller budget.

And for that reason, the Army’s making the cuts. Last November, The New York Times reported that a little more than 1,500 captains and majors have already been forced into retirement–many at ranks substantially lower than their current levels. And for people who’ve spent their lives happily serving this nation, these cuts can be brutal.

“It’s our culture, it’s our family, it’s our language,” Bill Moore, a captain in intelligence, told the paper. “A lot of us have been in since high school. We feel like we’ve given everything, our families have given everything, and they just give us a handshake and say ‘Thank you for your service.’”

As far as Hawaii officials are concerned, this plan is doomsday. In fact, the Hawaii Chamber of Commerce has gone so far as to create an online petition titled “Keep Hawaii’s Heroes” (Keephawaiisheroes.org).

“Save our bases,” the Chamber’s campaign states, “Our communities depend on it.”

And on Tuesday, Jan. 27, U.S. Senators Brian Schatz and Mazie Hirono and Representative Tulsi Gabbard–all Hawaii Democrats–sent out emails blasting the Army for proposing cuts at Schofield and Shafter (the timing of the messages is because last week the Army held a “listening session” on Oahu for the community to speak out on the proposed cuts).

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From Here to Eternity took place there.

According to what the Army’s calling it’s “2020 Force Structure Realignment,” these bases will dramatically change over the next five years. The Army will “potentially” move 16,000 troops out of Schofield (18,441 people were stationed there in 2012, the baseline figure the Army used for its calculations) and another 3,800 troops from Shafter (7,431 stationed there in 2012) by 2020.

“These actions are being undertaken to reshape the Army’s forces to meet more effectively national security requirements while reducing the Army’s end-strength,” army officials announced in a Jan. 18, 2013 news release on the release of the restructuring effort’s Programmatic Environmental Assessment. “The implementation of this force rebalancing is necessary to allow the Army to operate in a reduced budget climate, while ensuring the Army can continue to support the nation’s critical defense missions.”

Though budget restrictions largely drove this, the Army is acknowledging that technology–and the growth of asymmetric military force, in which military “threats” are largely come from very small, nongovernmental groups and organizations– has changed the way we make war.

“After more than 10 years of war, our nation is facing new challenges and opportunities that call for reshaping our defense priorities,” states the Jan. 18 news release. “Concurrent with a reduction and realignment of the force, the Army proposes to reorganize and restructure its forces using lessons learned over the past 10 years, information about what the future global security environment will be like, and results of previous brigade combat team studies to reshape the Army into a force capable of supporting the full spectrum of military operations.”

In other words, big divisions of infantry, armor and artillery are increasingly obsolete in favor of “special forces”–small units of highly trained soldiers–and drones capable of firing missiles at suspected terrorists without endangering American personnel. We can question the wisdom and necessity of doing these things, but as of now, this is the future of war.

The media has described the cuts with scary language, often saying (as the Christian Science Monitor reported last year) that the

25th Infantry Division soldiers moving through Makua Valley, 2013

are at stake,” Hirono said in her message.

“The Army’s plan would devastate our economy and dramatically affect the military families who are so vital to Hawaii’s communities and our future.”

“The Army cannot allow the budget to drive its strategy in this critically important region,” Schatz said. “The people of Hawai‘i and the soldiers here have always worked together to support our national defense and will continue to do so.”

Gabbard, as mentioned a Hawaii National Guard officer, was even more alarmist. “The estimated impact would be a decrease of 5% of Honolulu’s population and a $1.35 billion hit to Hawai‘i’s economy,” she said in her news release. “Such drastic action would create a ripple effect for defense and military spending in our state, which makes up 18 percent of our economy. While there is an obvious need for economic diversification, that goal must be pursued in tandem with keeping our strongest industries productive.”

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hough they have little say in the issue, the Hawaii state Legislature even got into the act. On Jan. 21, 44 House members (virtually the entire chamber) introduced House Concurrent Resolution 3, titled “STRONGLY OPPOSING THE UNITED STATES ARMY’S PROPOSED FORCE REDUCTION OF SCHOFIELD BARRACKS AND FORT SHAFTER BASES.” Though a non-binding resolution, much of HCR 3 read like it was written by the Republican Party back in the 1980s. It calls North Korea a “notoriously unpredictable and dangerous nation.” It denounced China’s “aggressive military growth,” “lack of transparency” and “pattern of increasingly assertive behavior in the region.”

HCR 3 also included the $1.35 billion figure cited above (which it called an “estimated payroll loss”) and said the restructuring “will gravely hurt Hawaii’s economy.”

On Jan. 22, the House approved HCR 3 by a vote of 43-1. The lone nay vote was Democrat Kaniela Ing of South Maui. That day, Ing explained why in four minutes worth of remarks on the House floor. If the U.S. Army wanted to pull most of its troops out of the state, Ing seems perfectly willing to hold the door for them.

“I support the Army, the moves that the Army is doing,” Ing said on the House floor on Jan. 22. “If they say, strategically, this is what they want to do–move troops to the Philippines, closer to North Korea, then fine.

I think we should support their efforts” (Ing

didn’t respond to a request for comment for this story).

In his floor remarks, Ing mentioned the Native Hawaiians who live near Makua Valley, long a firing range for 25th Infantry Division soldiers stationed at Schofield. ‘’Our problem with the military is they don’t understand the significance of Makua Valley,’’ William J. Aila Jr. told The New York Times back in a April 1, 2001 story. ‘’They’re bombing the Earth Mother.’’

For decades, those residents–who argue that the valley’s historical, cultural and environmental significance overrides the need for combat training–have long suffered under the barrage of Army guns. “This decision will be welcome,” Ing said on Jan. 22, speaking of Makua residents. “In fact, it may not go far enough.”

At times during his four-minute speech, Ing sounded like a libertarian, referring to the Army’s cuts as a huge potential to move thousands of highly trained people from the public to private sectors. “That $1.3 billion can be agriculture, technology,” he said. “It’s not about holding onto sunsetting industries and taking what we can from the federal government. It’s about home rule and self-determination.”

Though he found himself in a very isolated minority, Ing’s views will probably prevail.

If the Army listened to every state that complained when it tried to close a base or redistribute troops, nothing would ever change.

Besides, as Bart Dame pointed out in a novel Jan. 22 Hawaii Independent essay titled “A case for army downsizing in Hawaii,” the whole restructuring could actually make life a bit sweeter for state residents.

“Those of us who rent, especially near a military base, are aware how military housing allowances drive up the cost of rentals dramatically,” Dame wrote. “While that may be a plus for landlords, that advantage is negated by the huge disadvantage for renters. If the bases are downsized, the vacancies created in military housing will provide a significant boost in the supply of affordable housing for civilian renters. That would definitely be a plus.”

Then again, a lot can happen in the next five years. Something really nasty could take place in Asia, and then all bets are off. But for now, it looks like the Army’s largely pulling out of Oahu. We can cry over it, or we can take Ing’s words to heart, and see it as an opportunity to build a more peaceful future. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news, visit: mauitime.com/news

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being humble and living with the spirit of aloha opens doors to life’s treasures. Anywhere we go, our music has attracted the most interesting people and created lifelong bonds within a tribe of like-minded folks that genuinely love life and the joy that music brings people. Music is old fashioned magic. Traveling as much as we have has taught us that if you play from the heart and follow where the music leads you.

You will end up exactly where you are supposed to be.

L to R: Justin Morris, Xander Hitzig, Orion Hitzig and Matt Del Olmo

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ou don’t hear a lot of bands sporting a fiddle, banjo, upright bass, mandolin, bass and harmonica on Maui. The string band is definitely a unique sound for the island, and comes courtesy of BrownChicken BrownCow. Their musical influences bubble up from their home, the Appalachian region, but the band has created their own flavor of American folk revival by adding a barrel load of funk.

Of course, you won’t get the same experience listening to BrownChicken BrownCow through headphones–their music is in its plucky element only when live.

The band doesn’t usually kiss and tell, but for their upcoming “One Night Stand” show, Maui’s only slot on the BrownChicken BrownCow dance card, guitarist Justin Morris puckered up:

Q: A:

BrownChicken BrownCow visits Maui at least once a year. What’s your connection to the island?

The band has spent a lot of time on island living and being part of the musical community. It feels like a second home to us–it feels very natural to be here once a year. We would like to make it more than once a year if we’re able.

Q: A:

So who’s in the band and what do they play?

There’s myself on guitar, dobro, upright bass; Xander Hitzig: lead vocals, fiddle, guitar, tenor banjo; Matt Del Olmo: vocals, banjo, upright bass, guitar; Orion Hitzig: mandolin, fiddle; [There’s also special guests] Hutch Hutchinson: bass [and] Steve Sargenti: harmonica.

Q:

Tell us about Hutch and Steve: why add them to your lineup this year?

Hutch and Steve have been part of our story since the beginning. Steve and Hutch have always spent time encouraging us and helping us with their talents whenever they have been available.

We look up to both of those guys.

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Q: A:

For the last five years you’ve toured extensively. How has that affected your music?

Meeting all the people during our touring has had a huge effect on our music. Everyone we have taken time to meet, jam and socialize with has a small piece of the puzzle. From East Coast to the West Coast, to Alaska, Puerto Rico and especially Hawaii, our music has gained eclectic musical influences that we have stirred into our recipe.

Q: A:

Describe your musical recipe to fans.

BCBC composes and performs original music influenced by our Appalachian roots in West Virginia. Numerous critics around the United States have coined it “BrownChicken” as a genre in light of its unique delivery. We call it BrownChicken... Everyone in the band writes music and writes their own parts to other band members songs. So over the years, we’ve learned how to compliment each others’ style and create the sound that is truly original. Honestly, the music leads us. We have spent so much time performing and living together, we have a strong connection that creates spontaneous and exciting results on stage.

Q: A:

What has being on the road taught you?

Every day is new and has an opportunity to be the day to change your future. Turn your obstacles into opportunities. Never judge by appearances, and

Q: A:

For BrownChicken BrownCow, where was that?

We’ve traveled all over the United States–up, down, left, right and center. With every new town or city comes so many different experiences from playing in peoples living rooms to playing on the sidewalk to playing in venues in front of a packed house to playing in front of an almost completely empty room. So many incredible stories come from this after doing it for years on end.

Q: A:

Share with us a little of that old fashioned magic.

It’s hard to pick out one or two magic events that are favorites. I guess living in a van down in New Orleans for a few weeks stands out. Talk about a good time! I think busking on the sidewalks in the French Quarter was almost too good of a time and was a very unique character-building experience. I think anyone that’s interested in playing music for a living should go do that–no matter where they are in their musical career, it can only make them better.

Q: A:

Busking on corners, packed house shows and now Maui.

How long will you stay?

Well, Matt and I are currently Maui residents. As for the Hitzig brothers, they are living in Portland, Oregon and will be on island for three weeks. We’ve been looking forward to seeing each other and our friends and family on island. Making jungle memories and playing music is one of our favorite ways to spend our time.

When BCBC isn’t traveling and playing together, you have side projects–Yum Yum Beast is one and the Hitzig Brothers is another. What are these bands and when can we see them?

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Yum Yum Beast is a project created

by Matt Del Olmo and me with drummer James Bowersox and bass

player John Michael. This band is fully electrified Hillbilly Funk. You can follow Yum Yum Beast on their Facebook page.

They will perform this spring on Maui.

Once a month you can catch the Yum Yum Beast Duet performing at Fleetwood’s on Front Street for the rooftop dining show.

The Hitzig Brothers is a duet project that Orion and Xander started. There’s a certain kind of magic that happens when two brothers play music together–kind of like ESP or something crazy like that–and they wanted to see how far it could go. A lot of the music they play is inspired by old time Italian, swing, bluegrass jazz and old style country. The Hitzig Brothers are opening up for the Keels at Charley’s in Paia on Feb. 13 so if you’re interested in hearing them, come on out. They will also be playing around Portland later this spring and be posting upcoming shows on their website Hitzigbrothers.com.

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Why is it important for you to flex creatively and musically in different directions?

Q: A:

Ok, to wrap up, tell us one thing we probably don’t know or have never heard about BCBC.

From all the different side projects we get involved in, we each grow and put more tools in our toolbox.

Then when we get the band together for shows, each musician is just that much stronger and versatile. It’s nice to have a variety of artistic outlets.

One thing that most people don’t know or don’t think about is how our band operates. BCBC String Band is completely independent, self-produced and selfmanaged. With the help of our fans, we’ve traveled for five years all over the map on BrownChicken Power.

Some folks see our tour schedule and hear our albums and assume we’re on a label or under professional management, but we actually have just networked and pushed to keep it all happening. We couldn’t do any of it without the support of our fans.■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E stories, visit: mauitime.com/entertainment

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Pau hana begins at 6pm in Kumu A’O’s wine and beer garden. Free. 6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Main St., Wailuku), Mauifridays.com.

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SATURDAY, FEB. 7 IF: MAUI – Women can rejuvenate and realign during IF: Maui this Saturday at Hope Chapel in Kihei. Consider it a way for women to meet and explore a deeper level of faith. IF: Maui invites women from all walks of life for a time of resource, empowerment and discovery. Bring a lunch or choose from the meal options available for purchase. $10 adults / $5 for students (student ID required at check-in) 9am-5pm. Hope Chapel (300 E. Welakahao Rd., Kihei); 808-879-3853, Hopechapelmaui.com. Photo courtesy Hope Chapel

OBSERVE AND PLAY – Gather the ohana for a fun art project this Saturday at the MACC’s Schaefer International Gallery.

In honor of the Schaefer Portrait Challenge 2015 exhibit, the public is invited to Observe and Play. It’s a hands-on opportunity for everyone to create a portrait art project, meet artists and stroll the current exhibit. Don’t miss this behind the scenes experience. Free. 10am-12pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, FEB. 7 BROWNCHICKEN BROWNCOW – BrownChicken BrownCow will appear at Charley’s for a One Night Stand this Saturday. Featuring music from the string band’s previous albums, the show will include a lineup of original music from the group’s five albums as well as a few new tunes.

The only show promising the entire band, presale tickets have already sold out! $20 door. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085, Charleysmaui.com. Photo: Mauitime

SATURDAY, FEB. 7

MAR MARDI GRAS – Grab your beads for the benefit of the season. The Maui Aids Foun Foundation is presenting Mardi Gras 2015 this Saturday at the King Kamehameha Golf Club. Trish Da Dish will be the Mistress of Ceremonies while a DJ will serve up all the beats. Live musical performances include the Deborah Vial Band and A Amy Hanaiali‘i. Don your best carnival costume for a chance at prizes and photo booth fun! VIP (dinner 6pm) tickets are limited. Proceeds will benefit Maui Aids Foundation’s efforts. General Admission $35/ VIP Dinner $125.

9pm-1am. The King Kamehameha Golf Club (2500 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), MauiAids.org. Photo courtesy Maui Aids Foundation

SUNDAY, FEB. 8 JUDY’S GANG – Buckle up for a musical journey with Judy Ridolfino and gang this Saturday at the MACC. Featuring tap and Jazz dance numbers inspired by American cities, the production makes stops in Los Angeles, New Orleans and Dallas. Featuring performers ranging from keiki to kupuna, the two-hour show promises to be family-friendly. $10$14; kids 5 & under free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Frank Krau

LOBSTERFEST – The Wailuku Rotary Club invites you to their Lobsterfest this Sunday at the MACC. Sip, slurp and savor refreshing drinks, lobster and live Jazz. Stroll the silent auction and enter for a chance to win a prize. Proceeds will benefit efforts that include the Ka Hale A Ke Ola Resource Center and Hui Malama. $100 individuals. $800-$1,000 table. 1pm-4pm. Maui Arts and Culture Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org.

Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, FEB. 8 ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’ – Women Helping o Women Maui invites you to join the global initiative to ay end violence against women and girls by attending V-Day w2015 this Sunday at the Iao Theater, where they’ll be showing The Vagina Monologues. Eve Ensler’s play consistss of nine a series of monologues on different aspects of the feminine m and experience. The Vagina Monologues will show at 2:30pm fforts.

7pm. Proceeds will benefit WHWM and their local efforts. omen$25. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku), Womenhelpingwomenmaui.com. Photo courtesy WHWM

‘AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER’ – Grab your valentine and claim a space on the Sugar Beach Events lawn for the Moonlit Movie event this Sunday. They’ll be showing An Affair to Remember starring Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr. Since there will also be a gourmet picnic and popcorn, guests are invited to sit back, sip (beverages available for purchase) and relax under the moon. A portion of proceeds will benefit Ainsley’s Angels athletes. 21+. $50 (inclusive) Reservations recommended. 5-9pm. 808-856-6151, SugarBeachEventsHawaii.com. Photo: IMDB

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 11 EIGHTH BLACKBIRD – The Grammy winning sextet eighth blackbird (no, it’s not capitalized) will appear this Wednesday at the MACC. There’s Michael J. Maccaferri on clarinet, Tim Munro on flute, Yvonne Lam on violin and viola, Matthew Duvall on percussion, Lisa Kaplan on piano and Nicholas Photinos on cello. The Chicago-based group has an extensive resume boasting multiple artist in residency programs, including the Cincinnati Symphony. $12-$40. 7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

COMPUTERS FOR BEGINNERS – Al Bayless presents “Computers for Beginners” this Wednesday at the Makawao Public Library. Bayless will walk participants through basic computer knowledge like navigating the desktop, connecting to the Internet, creating an email account and more. Preregistration is required; seating is limited. Your HSPLS card is required to connect to the internet. Free. 6pm-7:30pm.

Makawao Public Library (159 Makawao Ave.); 808573-8785. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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DINNER PROJECT Friday, February 6th 6 - 9 pm with Chef Cameron Lewark, Spago

$175 Per person Four Course meal with Wine Pairings Chef Lewark

100% of the ticket price supports an enriching Montessori education for youth.

2933 Baldwin Avenue, Makawao • 573.0374 For tickets visit www.momi.org

MEDIA MEDIA USERS GROUP GROUP USERS The In-Real-Life Forum for All Social Media Users on Maui

FREE / Not Catered / Seating Limited to 30 Wednesday, February 11th, 2015 : 5PM - 7PM MEDB’S Malcolm Center : Kihei, HI 96753 REGISTRATION INFORMATION: #MauiSMUG mauismug.com

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

'Project Almanac' Lousy titled, horrible time travel movie ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 106 Min.

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pon learning bad news about his college scholarship, David (played by Jonny Weston) uncovers an old home movie of his fifth birthday. The footage reveals that, while children in 2004 are playing and celebrating his birthday, the 2014 David can be seen lurking in the background (an eerie image the movie is wise to return to often). Coincidentally, David discovers his long gone father left him a time machine in the basement.

The Found Footage movie genre gets another hybrid. After using hand-held, shaky cameras to portray a horror tale (The Blair Witch Project), monster movie (Cloverfield), NASA conspiracy (Apollo 18), children’s fantasy (Earth to Echo), and comic book fantasy (Chronicle), we now have the time travel equivalent.

Weston is a movie star in the making and has the presence and appeal to carry a movie. He’s terrific in the little-seen Juliette Lewis vehicle, Kelly & Cal and brings the required intensity needed here.

If his performance (and the movie) does

anything right, its conveying the addiction to time traveling, playing God and constantly tinkering with life until it’s “perfect.” The same can’t be said of his co-stars, unfortunately, who are limited at playing one-note high school stereotypes.

Michael Bay is the film’s executive producer, something I could’ve figured out without the end credits telling me.

The invasive close ups of teen girls bending over and the ample product placements (particularly the aggressive promotions for Redbull and Petco) are Classic Bay. I can forgive the crass Bayisms. It’s the use of the time travel angle that the movie especially botches.

While other time travel movies, like Looper and Time Cop, are referenced, we actually see our heroes watching Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure as a means of studying up on the subject. Here’s the thing: that movie was meant as a joke. The concept of two lovable but stupid teens using a time machine to pass high school was knowingly absurd. Here, we’re meant to take the story and the emotions on hand seriously, which is a real problem when our lead characters are this idiotic.

At one point, David is about to jump through time alone, something he prom-

I know! Let's go back in time and see Back to the Future being made!

ised he’d never do. His girlfriend catches him in the act, lectures him and hops through time with him. Despite how they’ve leapt through time together and are in another reality, she, amazingly continues to yell at him.

There’s also the problem of how these teens use the power to alter time: they go to Lollapalooza, get revenge on bullies, act like a know-it-all in Science class and rig the lottery for a small amount of money.

Forget Bill and Ted, these are dumbest, least imaginative time travelers I can think of.

Here’s a tip on how to use a time machine: try doing something you couldn’t possibly accomplish in your actual lives!

Early on, one of the teens suggest using the time machine to kill Hitler, which his friend quickly brushes off with, “You

don’t know any German!” It’s a rare moment where a smart idea pops up: yes, it’d be foolish to travel to WWII-ridden Europe, not know any German and try to assassinate Der Fuhrer. Of course, while David dismisses the idea, due to lacking proficiency in German, he does allow himself multiple montages where, in lieu of perfecting a Let’s Kill Hitler mission, he, instead, time jumps to get Lollapalooza backstage passes. He definitely has his priorities straight.

Project Almanac comes close to exploring some intriguing possibilities. It has an ambitious idea but the payoff is woefully limited. This is what Back to the Future would have been like if Marty McFly time traveled without the help and guidance of Doc Brown. Sorry kids, but if you want to time travel, you need parental guidance. ■

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142 HANA HWY • PAIA • 808-579-8085 WWW.CHARLEYSMAUI.COM THURS | 2/5

THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK JOHNSTONE & LENNY CASTELLANOS 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

WAVETRAIN

LUCKY PLUSH: “THE QUEUE”

WITH SPECIAL GUESTS DA BECKONING 9PM • $5

FRI FEB 6 Castle 7:30 pm

FRI | 2/6

Dancers “Have Shoes Will Travel”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOB MARLEY A CELEBRATION OF HIS LIFE & MUSIC FEATURING MARTY DREAD, KANOA, NARA BOONE, THE KRYPTONES & SPECIAL GUEST DJ BOOMSHOT

9:30PM $10 BEFORE 10PM $15 AFTER 10PM

SAT | 2/7 BROWNCHICKEN BROWNCOW STRINGBAND WITH SPECIAL PERFORMANCES BY HUTCH HUTCHINSON AND STEVE SARGENTI 10PM • $20 DOOR SUN | 2/8

BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM

JUDY’S GANG

SAT FEB 7 Castle 7:00 pm Benefit: Rotary Club of Wailuku

LOBSTERFEST 2015

SUN FEB 8 Pavilion 1-4 pm Sextet with finesse, energy, audacity

eighth blackbird

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR! MON | 2/9

WED FEB 11 Castle 7:30 pm

CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND

Blues roots, musical pedigree!

7PM-10PM • no COVER TUES | 2/10

THU FEB 12 Castle 7:30 pm

OPEN MIC & JAM

TEX MEX TUESDAY

ERIC BIBB

WITH HOWARD AHIA

Diverse classical music & more!

ANDREW CORRADINI 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

SUN FEB 15 Castle 3:00 pm

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Entertaining dance & theater

HARLEM QUARTET

Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Jupiter Ascending-PG13- FRI-SAT 11:45 2:30 3:15 6:00 7:00 9:00 9:45, SUN-MON 11:45 2:30 3:15 6:00 7:45, TUE-WED 11:00 11:45 1:45 2:30 3:15 5:00 6:00 7:00 7:45, THU 11:00 11:45 1:45 2:30 3:15 5:00 6:00 7:00 Seventh Son- PG13- FRI-SAT 12:15 2:45 5:00 7:20 9:45, SUN-THU 12:15 2:45 5:00 7:20 Praybeyt Benjamin 2-PG- THU 12:00 2:20 4:45 7:10, FRI-THU 12:30 2:50 5:15 7:40 Mortdecai-R- THU 12:10 2:40 5:10 7:40, FRI-SAT 12:10 10:00, SUN-THU 12:10 The Imitation Game-PG13- THU 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30, FRI-SAT 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 10:00, SUNWED 12:00 2:30 5:00 7:30, THU 12:00 2:30 5:00 Night At The Museum-PG- THU 12:15 2:30 4:45

MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Spongebob Squarepants:Sponge Out Of WaterPG- 2D FRI (12:00 1:20 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:20, 3D (11:30 4:10) 7:00 9:40. 2D SAT-SUN (12:00 1:20 1:50) 4:40 7:30 10:20, 3D (11:30) 4:10 7:00 9:40. 2D MON (12:00 1:20 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:20, 3D (11:30 4:10) 7:00 9:40. 2D TUE (12:00 1:50 2:10 4:40) 7:30 10:20, 3D (11:30 4:10) 7:00 9:40. 2D WED (1:20 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:20, 3D (11:30 5:00) 7:00 9:40. 2D THU (12:00 1:20 1:50 4:40) 7:30 10:20, 3D (11:30 4:10) 7:00 9:40

FRI (3:50) 9:40, SAT-SUN 3:50 9:40, MON-TUE (3:50) 9:40, WED 9:40, THU (3:50) 9:40 Black Sea-R- THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:30 10:20, FRI (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:30, SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:50 6:40 9:30, MON (1:50 4:20) 6:40 9:30, TUE 6:40 9:30, WED (1:30 4:20) 6:40 9:30, THU (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:30 Strange Magic-PG- THU (11:30 2:00 4:30) 7:00 9:50, FRI (11:20 2:10 4:40) 7:20 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:10) 4:40 7:20 10:10, MON 7:20 10:10, TUE (11:20 2:10 4:40) 7:20 10:10, WED 7:20 10:10, THU (11:20 2:10 4:40) 7:20 10:10 The Boy Next Door-R- THU (11:30 1:50 4:10) 6:30 9:20, FRI-MON (1:50) 6:50, TUE 6:50, WEDTHU (1:50) 6:50 A Most Violent Year-R- THU (1:50 3:40) 6:50 9:40, FRI-TUE (12:50) 6:30, WED 6:30, THU (12:50) 6:30

(11:20 2:10 4:50) 7:40 10:30, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:10) 4:50 7:40 10:30, MON 7:40 10:30, TUE (11:20 1:50 4:50) 7:40 10:30, WED-THU (11:20 2:10 4:50) 7:40 10:30 American Sniper-R-THU (1:30 4:30) 7:10 10:10, FRI (11:20 1:40 4:20) 7:10 10:00, SAT (11:20 1:40) 4:20 7:10 10:00, SUN (1:40) 4:20 7:10 10:00, MON (1:40 4:20) 7:10 10:00, TUE-THU (11:20 1:40 4:20) 7:10 10:00 Selma-PG13- THU (1:00) 6:50, FRI (2:00 4:20) 7:20 10:00, SAT-SUN (2:00) 4:20 7:20 10:00, MON 7:20 10:00, TUE (1:30 4:20) 7:20 10:00, WED 7:20 10:00, THU (2:00 4:20) 7:20 10:00 Cake-R- THU (4:00) 10:00

WHARF CINEMA CENTER

Paddington-PG-THU (11:20 1:20 4:40) 6:40 10:20, FRI (11:40 2:00 5:00) 7:20 10:20, SAT-SUN (11:40 2:00) 5:00 7:20 10:20, MON (11:40 2:10 5:00) 7:20 10:20, TUE 7:20 10:20, WED (11:40 2:00 4:20) 7:20 10:20, THU (11:40 2:00 5:00) 7:20 10:20

658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) (Ed. Note: Fri-Wed showtimes were partially unavailable at press time)

The Wedding Ringer-R- THU (11:20 1:10 4:50) 6:40, FRI (11:20 4:10) 9:30, SAT (11:20) 4:10 9:30, SUN 4:10 9:30, MON (11:20 4:10) 9:30, TUE 9:30, WED-THU (11:20 4:10) 9:30

ter-PG- 2D THU 9:30, 3D 7:00. 2D FRI-SUN 4:30 9:30, 3D (2:00) 7:00

Taken 3-PG13- THU (11:20 1:50 4:20) 9:40, FRI

The Imitation Game-PG13-THU 1:15 4:15 7:15

Spongebob Squarepants:Sponge Out Of Wa-

Strange Magic-PG- THU (1:00 4:00) American Sniper-R- THU (12:15 3:30) 6:45

Black Or White-PG13- THU (11:30 1:40 3:40) 7:00 9:30, FRI (1:10 4:00) 6:40 9:30, SAT-SUN (1:10) 4:00 6:40 9:30, MON (1:10 4:00) 6:40 9:30, TUE (1:10 4:20) 6:40 9:30, WED (2:10 4:00) 6:40 9:30, THU (1:10 4:00) 6:40 9:30 Project Almanac-PG13- THU (2:00 4:30) 7:40 10:20, FRI (11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:20, SAT-SUN (11:40 2:20) 5:00 7:40 10:20, MON-TUE (11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:20, WED (11:40 1:20 4:00) 7:40 10:20, THU (11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:20

Spongebob Squarepants: Sponge Out Of Water opens this week ON MARKET STREET

The Loft- R- THU (11:30 2:30 5:10) 7:50 10:30,

NEW THIS WEEK JUPITER ASCENDING - PG13 - SciFi/Adventure A young caretaker (Mila Kunis) who’s also a child of destiny or something travels into space with some sort of space warrior dude (Channing Tatum) to stop an interstellar war. 127 min.

SEVENTH SON - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A young warrior/child fights evil spirits, including one played

by Julianne Moore. 102 min.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - PG - Animation/Comedy - Spongebob fights a pirate in another dimension to find a stolen recipe. 93 min.

NOW PLAYING THE AMAZING PRAYBEYT BENJAMIN - NR Action/Comedy - A soldier protects a genius kid from a dangerous villain. 105 min.

A MOST VIOLENT YEAR - R - Crime/Drama - An immigrant fights to protect his business and family in 1981 New York City. 125 min.

AMERICAN SNIPER - R - Action/War - Clint Eastwood directs this look at the story of Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the most successful sniper in American history. 132 min.

THE BOY NEXT DOOR - R - Thriller - J Lo stars as a recent divorcee who falls for a younger man, but then their little becomes dangerous. Awww yeaaaaahh. 91 min.

BLACK OR WHITE - PG13 - Drama - A sad widower fights for custody of his granddaughter. 121 min.

BLACK SEA - R - Thriller - A sea captain (Jude Law) takes a questionable job searching for a submarine in the Black Sea that’s supposedly carrying a lot of gold. 115 min.

THE IMITATION GAME - PG13 - Biopic/Drama The story of brilliant British mathematician and codebreaker Alan Turing, who helped win World War II for the allies. Stars Benedict Cumberbatch. 114 min.

THE LOFT - R - Thriller - Five married guys have affairs at the same penthouse loft, until one day a dead woman is found there. 108 min.

MORTDECAI - R - Action/Comedy - A suave art dealer races to find a stolen painting that may lead to secret Nazi gold while Russians, British spies and a terrorist chase him. Stars Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp and Ewan McGregor. 106 min.

PADDINGTON - PG - Comedy/Family - A young bear from Peru gets lost in London. 95 min.

PROJECT ALMANAC - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Thriller - A group of teens build a time machine. Hilarity ensues.

See this week’s film review. 106 min.

SELMA - PG13 - Drama - The story of the Civil Rights campaign in the South in 1965. Stars David Oyelowo, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Tim Roth. 127 min.

STRANGE MAGIC - PG - Animation - You’ve got goblins, elves and fairies battling over some potion.

Voices by Evan Rachel Wood, Kristin Chenoweth and Elijah Kelley. 99 min.

TAKEN 3 - PG13 - Crime/Thriller - Here’s something original: a guy is accused of a murder he didn’t commit, and must now find the real killer to clear his name. Stars Liam Neeson and Famke Janssen

- LIVE MUSIC I WANT CANDY MAUI RUMBA JOEL KATZ - DILLA DAY CELEBRATION WITH DJ JORALIEN & DJ JAY P FREE DONUTS AT REQUEST MUSIC! - BEER & WINE GARDEN - GOOD EATS & MORE!

THE WEDDING RINGER - R - Comedy - A shy guy two weeks before his wedding hires some guy to be his best man. 101 min.

LAST CHANCE CAKE - R - Drama - Claire (Jennifer Aniston) is dealing with her own tragedy when one of the women in her support group kills herself. 102 min.

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB - PG - Adventure/Comedy - Guard Larry (Ben Stiller) is still at the museum where the exhibits come to life, but now he needs to save it or something. 97 min.

- a free family event -

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Calendar

by Alex Mitchell & Dayna Yamasaki

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS Q103’S BOB MARLEY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION - Fri, Feb 6. Hosted by DJ/MC Irie Dole of Q103 and Jah Warrior Shelter Hi Fi, Reggae lovers will celebrate Bob Marley’s 70th Birthday with Kapo System, Rootz N Creation, D.R.A.S. and other special musical guests. 21 and over. Show starts at 10pm, $15 cover.

Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com ROOM MATE - Sat, Feb 7. Come Upcountry for awesome dance music. Check out Room Mate (Avocaudio, Babylon System) direct from Los Angeles, alongside Dillard (SubMission) from Denver and Bass Nymph, backto-back with GDub, Incyde and Pandaia. 21 and over.

Music starts at 9:30pm. $10 before 11pm, $15 after.

Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes– five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui.$29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner, and VIP packages are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘NEXT TO NORMAL’ - Thru Feb 22. The rock musical Next to Normal opens this Friday at the Maui Academy for the Performing Arts (MAPA) Steppingstone Playhouse in the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center. The show follows the life a woman with bipolar disorder, dealing with loss, drug abuse and mental illness. The production boasts three Tony Awards and is one of a handful of musicals to have received a Pulitzer Prize for Drama. Fridays and Saturdays 7:30pm/ Sundays 2pm. $18-$24.

Steppingstone Playhouse (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-6272; Mauiacademy.org

Every Monday Night TRIVIA NIGHT with Niki Guy

Every Wednesday HUMP NIGHT

Thursday — Feb 12 MOVIE TRIVIA with Idolene Caudy

Saturday — Feb 14 10 pm 9th Islands Nights’ Present: Lonely Hearts V-Day Bash with DJ Brandon Kent Thursday — Feb 19 10:30pm WHISKEY PIMPS

667-6655 • 843 Wainee St. Unit 1 & 2

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FOODIE DINNER PROJECT - Fri, Feb 6. Montessori School of Maui invites you to join them for an intimate dinner and to celebrate community by supporting the education of over 260 young people. Meet Chef Cameron Lewark and enjoy a delectable four-course culinary experience complete with exquisite wine pairings selected by sommelier Greg Shepherd. Buy tickets online. 6-9pm. Montessori School of Maui (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-573-0374; Momi.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - (Every Sat.) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge.

Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity).

Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required.

Every second and fourth Saturday of every month.

3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com

laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - (Every Sun & Mon.) Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three awardwinning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).

VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - (Every 3rd Tuesday). See, and sample how chefs use local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts.

No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Free.

5-6:00pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org

ART MAUI OPEN STUDIOS 2015 - (Throughout February) Maui’s art community opens their doors to the public each week for Maui Open Studios 2015. Art lovers and connoisseurs get the opportunity to talk story, experience live demonstrations and get a chance to shop Maui’s eclectic art inventory. From Kihei to the North Shore, each weekend in February will highlight art studios in each town. Get the full schedule online.

Free. MauiOpenStudios.com MARTY WOLF - Every Fri in Feb. Maui fine art photographer Marty Wolf will display many of his images of humpback whales, landscapes and other marine life in Lahaina Arts Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery during February. He’s the exclusive photographer for Maui Whale Watch Magazine. Free. 1-5pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111.

JERRY SULLIVAN - Feb 2 - Mar 1. Oil, acrylic and metallic paintings by Jerry Sullivan will be on display in the Old Jail Gallery of the Lahaina Arts Society. Her passion for the vibrant beauty and the aloha spirit of Maui is evident in her floral and on-location paintings. Reception on Feb. 6 from 6-8pm. Lahaina Arts Society Old Jail Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111 HAWAIIAN HERBAL TEAS WITH KAHU KAPII OHO OKALANI LYONS NAONE - Sat, Feb 7.

Born and raised in Kipahulu, Kahu was trained since the age of six in ancient Hawaiian traditions. He’s a native Hawaiian language speaker and kahuna la‘au lapa‘au (master of plant healing). The presentation will be followed by live music and hula. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979.

FABULOUS FLORALS IN WATERCOLOR WITH CARMEN GARDNER - Sat, Feb 7 - Sun, Feb 8.

Discover the magic of underpainting and learn to create luminous florals in this workshop. Participants will learn the essentials required to plan and execute a painting filled with intensity and light. If you’ve taken Florals 1 and have an intermediate skill level in watercolor, Carmen invites you to bring your own floral image to class. Prerequisite: Some previous watercolor experience. 10am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560 MEET THE ARTISTS - Wed, Feb 11. This week you can talk story with feather and jewelry artist Ellen Levinsky on Tuesday and chain maille Jewelry Artist Teri Saunders on Wednesday. Free. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

FARM TO TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest. Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm. Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

CELEBRATION OF HAWAII - Thru Wed, Feb 11.

This exhibit pays homage to our island home by featuring pieces inspired by Hawaiian culture. The annual exhibit attracts collectors from around the world, who are on the hunt for oil, acrylic, pastel, watercolor, wood and kapa pieces. Free. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); Viewpointsgallerymaui.com

SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - (Every Sun.) Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the

HUI NOEAU ANNUAL JURIED EXHIBITION - Thru Feb 19. Featuring works in all media, this exhibition offers an opportunity for artists to share their ideas, inspirations and creativity in a public gallery

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

SIN w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

Le Grind w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Saturday Night Diva w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

MON-Movies & Game Night TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/DJ,10pm, WED-Wine Down w/DJ.

Adam Masterson

Benny Uyetake

Johnny Ringo

Will Hertzog

MON-Dave Carrol, TUE-Jordon Cuddy, WEDJustin Philips

Bob Marley B-Day w/ Irie Dole, Kapo System, RootznCreation and more, 10pm

Room Mate w/Dillard, BassNymph, GDub, Incyde & Pandaia, 9:30pm

TUE-Willie K, 9pm, $10 cover, WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Mark Johnstone and Lenny Castellanos 6:30pm, Wavetrain at 9pm, $5 cover

Bob Markey B-Day w/ Marty Dread, Kanoa, Nara, Kryptones & Boomshot, 9:30pm

BrownChicken BrownCow, 10pm

MON- Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7pm, TUE-Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED-Andrew Corradini, 6:30pm

Will Hartzag time tba

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

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MON- Andonimus & DC acoustic duo 10pm, TUE- Johnny Ringo 10pm, WED- Jessica & Kanoa at 10pm

Karaoke, 9pm

Alternative Ukulele, 9pm

Paul Renna

Soul Kitchen

Kanekoa Bar: Steven Edwards

Jazz Sunday Brunch, Bar: Rick G

MON-Rick G, TUE- Roof Closed, WED- Ryan Robinson

Dominic 4-8pm, High Ground 9-close

Rick Glencross/ Dat Guyz

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Karaoke Industry Night

MON-Karaoke, TUE-Rick G, WED-Rick G, Open Mic

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

DRAGONFLY 1063 Lower Main St., Wailuku- 419-6901

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE

MON-Frequency DJ Night 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

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space. Enjoy 65 pieces selected by Juror Charles Cohan, including Juror’s Choice,Thread Lines: Form and Freedom #1-3, by artist Chenta Laury. Free. 9am4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560

and Angela Morales: contemporary women run their own record label, compose, write lyrics, record and perform music together. Ticket are $12-$55. 7:30pm.

Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

SCHAEFER PORTRAIT CHALLENGE 2015 - Thru Mar 22. A fascinating exhibit that has been featured at Schaefer since 2003, the Schaefer Portrait Challenge 2015 opens this Tuesday. A statewide juried competition, the exhibit includes 66 works by 64 artists from Oahu, Kauai, Lanai, Big Island and Maui. Artists were encouraged to depict the people and stories of our islands through explorations in portraiture. Free. Tuesday to Sunday 10am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); Mauiarts.org

HARLEM QUARTET - Sun, Feb 15. The Quartet brings “a new attitude to classical music, one that is fresh, bracing and intelligent” (Cincinnati Enquirer).

Each member of the quartet is a seasoned solo artist, having appeared with major orchestras as well as solo and ensemble work. In addition to chamber music series around the world, Harlem collaborates with distinguished international performers and institutions. As such, they’ve worked with Jazz legends Chick Corea and Gary Burton to record the albums Hot House and Mozart Goes Dancing, which won a Grammy Award in 2013. Tickets are $12,$30 & $40. 3pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

I LOVE MAUI - Thru April 2015. Art Project Paia presents the annual “I Love Maui” show featuring many artists with pieces highlighting the island of Maui. Art Project Paia (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949 ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE ERIC BIBB - Thu, Feb 12. He’s one of the most imaginative musicians working within the blues tradition today. Eric Bibb is a singer, songwriter and guitarist with deep roots in American music. As the godson of Paul Robeson, nephew of John Lewis and son of Leon Bibb, he was raised in an environment where music really mattered. Joining Eric on stage will be Michael Jerome Browne on the mandolin, banjo and guitar. Tickets are $30, $40 and $50. 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org NA LEO PILIMEHANA - Sat, Feb 14. Na Leo Pilimehana, meaning “voices blending together in warmth,” is the most award-winning and best-selling female group in Hawaiian music history. Na Leo is comprised of three childhood friends, Nalani Choy, Lehua Kalima

EVENTS THURSDAY, FEB 5 MAUI KI-AIKIDO INTRO COURSE - Experience practical self-defense with a peaceful mindset and calmness training through movement in Maui Ki-Aikido’s public introductory class for adults and teens. $40 includes training manual and can be applied to on-going dues.

6:30-8:30pm. Maui Ki-Aikido Shunshinkan Dojo (194 S. Market St., Wailuku); 808-357-5172; Mauiaikido.com FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

Karaoke 9pm

WED - Karaoke 9pm

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VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit the Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org MAGICAL STRINGS - Magical Strings’ music, described by the Washington Post as “sonically gorgeous,” will carry you to sublime realms with ancient airs and have you dancing to lively jigs and reels. Philip and Pam, who have been touring internationally for 36 years and have recorded more than 20 albums, will be performing on their own hand-crafted Celtic harps and hammered dulcimers (plus whistles, accordion and concertina) created from beautiful Koa selected here on Maui where they return each year for inspiration and to share their music. $20-$25. 7pm-9:30pm.

Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 800-838-3006; Magicalstrings.com

SATURDAY, FEB 7 NO MORE HEART ATTACKS - Guest Speaker Dr. Steve Blake, ScD will be presenting a class and slide presentation on No More Heart Attacks. Heart attacks are the top killer in America. Learn more about how clogged arteries develop and how to stop and even reverse this arterial clogging. Free. 1:30-3:30pm.

Roselani Place (88 South Papa Ave., Kahului); 808871-7720; Diane@roselaniplace.com MOONLIGHT MELE - George Kahumoku, Jr. hosts Maui’s up and coming musicians during this evening concert under the Maui moonlight to benefit the Maui Historical Society! $20 General, $10 Kamaaina, Children 12 & under free. 5-8pm. Hale Hoikeike Bailey House Museum (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org

SUNDAY, FEB 8 SEX & INTIMACY FOR COUPLES - Looking to rebuild (or restore) intimacy in your relationship? Acclaimed sex therapist, Dr. Sonia Borg and The Pole Room are here to help! Featuring partner stretching, AcroYoga, and Dr. Sonia’s favorite practices for creating intimacy; guests will surely be on their way to experiencing increased levels of connection with their partner, and hotter, more fulfilling sex! 2-4pm. The Pole Room (142 Kupuohi St., Suite F2, Lahaina); 808-283-2606.

HOOMANAWANUI APO - Check out live music, fun and more at this Bailey House Museum benefit this week. There are still tickets available. $10$300. Pupus 4pm, Concert 5pm. Hale Hoikeike Bailey House Museum (2375A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; Mauimuseum.org FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, FEB 9 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday.

808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, FEB 10 WILLIE K - Every Tuesday in February, Willie K will be making a special appearance Upcountry. Listen to this legendary Hawaiian musician while he shares beautiful stories of the islands. 9pm. $10 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com

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JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Steve Edwards

Mark Smeltzer

Rick Glencross

“Keytar”

MON- Mel Arausa, TUE & WED-Fulton Tashombe

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts

Eight Track Players

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp, TUE - Kihei Cowboys, WED - Country Herb & Side Effects

Ma’a, 6:30pm

Kona Storm, 8:30pm

Ma’a, 6:30pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm.

Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn 6-8pm, TUE & WED- Sam Ahia 6:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

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Homestead - Reggae, 10pm

Z/Ray - Guitar & Horns, 7-9:30pm

Live Music 10pm

Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

HAPA Dinner Show

David Nelson Band Benefit for Mana’o Hana Hou Radio

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers.

Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm.

Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, FEB 11 VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O‘O FARM Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O’o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula) 808-249-8811 ext 1.

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week.

7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Fri Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm; Sat Scott Freeman 4:3010:30pm; Sun Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Mark Burnett 4:30-10:30pm; Tue Scott Freeman 4:30-

10:30pm; Wed Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:3010:30pm; (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:3010pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala & Alika Nakoka 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Cole Sulenta 6:30pm; Fri, Maui Underground 6:30pm; Sun, Mick Fleetwood Blues Band 6:30pm; Mon, Yum Yum Beast 6:30pm; Tue, Ryan Robinson Duo 6:30pm; Sat, The House Shakers & Steve Edwards 6:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, no cover MON- S.I.N. 50% off, 10pm, TUE-DJ Big Mike 10pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

KIMO’S - Thu, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Danyel Alana Band 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Ma’a 6:30-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm.

(845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Fri, Homestead 10pm1:30am; Sat, Z/Ray, Guitar and Horns 7pm-9:30pm; Every Sun, Two Cats 7-9:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

(843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri & Wed, Evan Shulman 8pm; Mon, Kaliko’s Way 10pm; Tue, Elvis Burnin’ Love 6:30pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Ernest Pua’a 11:00am; Wed, Peter DeAquino 2:30pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:00pm; Thu, Derick Sebastian 11:00am, Kealii Lum & Naiwi Teruya 2:30pm, Damon Parillo & Friends 6:00pm; Fri, Derick Sebastian 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Kawika Lum Ho & Friends 6:00pm; Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Danyel Alana & Friends 6:00pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 11:00am, Ma’a 2:30pm, Kealii Lum & Friends 6:00pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 11:00am, Kapali Keahi 2:30pm, Kealii Lum & Friends 6:00pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 11:00am, Kawika Lum Ho 2:30pm, Will Pohaku 6:00pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

RITA’S 1945 S.Kihei Rd. 214-5788

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

Makai Jazz Group 6:30pm, Trish Da Dish Pub Quiz, 10:30pm

Derek Warfield & The Young Wolftones, 6pm

Andrew Corradini, 6:30pm

Robbie Burns Night, 5-9pm

MON- Joyve & Gord, 6:30pm, TUE-Mulligans Magic Show 6:30pm, WED- Hawaiian Steel Guitar 5:15pm & Willie K at 6:30pm

Steve Craig 6:30-9:30pm

John Bowzer 6:30-9:30pm

Kimo 6:30-9:30pm

John Bowzer 6:30-9:30pm

MON- Steve Craig 6:30pm, TUE-Rick Scanlon 6:30pm, WED- AhTim & John Bowzer

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Jamie Gallo 4-6pm, DJ Big Mike 10pm

Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini 10pm

Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ LX 10pm

Viva La Rumba 4-6pm, Kanoa 10pm

MON - Kanoa 4pm & DJ Big Mike SIN 10pm, TUE - Steve Mantelli 4pm & DJ Salvo10pm, WED- Natalie Nicole 4pm, DJ Bliss 10pm

Pub Quiz Night, 8pm

Just Us 808, 8:30pm

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Sign Language AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Don’t question the ease. When your half-ass efforts yield brilliant results, flow with it. That’s just how your week is. I know how hard you usually have to work for things before you catch a break, so simply accept the sweet deals, the effortless lays, and the winning numbers. You rarely get things handed to you on such shiny silver platters. Wear an enflamed sense of entitlement, for one week only, instead of clothes. It’s all you need. One minor caveat: Don’t get used to it. Come next week, you’ll have to dress yourself and work for a living, just like everyone else.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Homing pigeons don’t take their bearings from the sun; instead they follow the roads. A British team of researchers found that the birds would navigate their routes based on highways below them, even to the point of turning at junctions and going around roundabouts. So why the hell are you sweating trying to follow intermittent and vague internal signs? You’re not the first person to walk this emotional road. Sure, trusting your instincts is a good basic strategy, but sometimes you can just follow the same street signs and highways as everyone else, or, you know, ask directions.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Surrender to the primitive this week. Bang on a drum.

Screw in a tree, or a hot spring, or with mad animal abandon. Your power right now derives directly from your internal Neanderthal, from you-as-monkey, from your gut and your skin and your chaotic primal source. Forgive your busy brain its incessant prattling, but don’t give it much heed, either. Obviously, you’ll need to use your head often this week, just because that’s what your life demands. However, please try, whenever possible—whenever there’s a choice between instinct and dull, dry reason—to choose the one that makes an explosive supernova of your heart, not the one that merely makes sense.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Your worst and most incriminatory actions tend to sprout from a feeling of smallness, or not mattering.

Now, everyone feels this way from time to time—only you Bulls are such effective and dangerous people that when you act out, there are usually serious repercussions. Therefore, may I suggest taking proactive steps to avoid that feeling of inconsequentiality? For instance, I’m always learning something, and it feels good to spend time every day acquiring a tangible new piece of knowledge. Starting today, follow my example, and become, in whatever way you wish, more than you were yesterday, and the day before, and so on. Soon you’ll be so big inside yourself that the thought of doing anything the least bit petty or mean won’t even occur to you.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Your life is a fairy tale this week—or as close as real life gets—and not the boring parts of those stories, either, like when the princess pricks her finger on a spindle and sleeps for a hundred years. Instead, look for more exciting action, like becoming the beneficiary of an almost magical godmother figure, engaging in victorious battle against an evil, tyrannizing dragon, or finally proving yourself the rightful heir to a throne (of sorts).

No more biding your time in an ivory tower waiting for something to happen. Come on, Rapunzel. Let down your goddamn hair already. The prince is waiting.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Be prepared for minor, yet profound surprises this week. An example of what to look out for: having the wallet you lost three years ago returned, with all photos, cards, and cash still inside (all $18 of it); or your former best friend finally calling you after coming to his senses about his foray into the evil cult of Scientology; or discovering evidence that your childhood pet really did go to live on a farm for years, instead of being put to sleep, as you’d suspected. In the grand scheme of things, big deal; you’d already let these things go ages ago, gotten over it, and happily moved on. But allow-

ing a few more blessings into your little world can only improve it, so why wouldn’t you?

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

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1: B–Kaiser Permanente 2: E–123,071 3: D–Jack in the Box

This is a shitty time for your sense of entitlement to fail you. Where’s your fabled cockiness? Your indomitable self-confidence? When something this good and unprecedented happens to you, you’re not supposed to cringe and doubt your worthiness. Instead, regally and graciously receive it as your rightful due.

Also, resist questioning the obvious value or veracity of the treasure in front of you. It’s real, it’s here, it’s worth more than you could ever know, and it’s yours.

Yes, you’re very, very lucky. Never forget that, or cease to be thankful for it. But just accept it, already.

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

A cow in Gujarat, India, accidentally swallowed 1,722 diamonds dropped by a local merchant. Now the poor guy is keeping a vigil over the beast, waiting for it to shit out the precious stones. Similarly, you’ve mislaid a bunch of your own personal treasure, and you’re in the same boat as that unlucky fellow: if you want your riches back, you’ll have to sift through a lot of shit to find it. Go ahead and tap into some of your long-held reserves of patience and persistence. It’ll pay off. But eventually you’ll have to throw up your hands and let some of your former fortune go. At that point, just walk away, counting your blessings, all 1,619 of them.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

As I was walking my dog in the frigid cold outside last night, I heard the macabre chime of an ice cream truck coming down my street. I was convinced I was mistaken; what idiot would try to sell frozen treats in subzero weather? Further investigation revealed that a Mr. Softee truck was indeed parked nearby, hawking its wares, and what’s more, people were buying! When I reviewed your astrological forecast for the week, I thought of this situation—it’s not exactly prime season for people to buy what you’re selling, but if I were you, I’d put it all out there anyway. You might be surprised.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Quit making excuses. Yeah, you have some legitimate reasons for bailing on some of your more daunting responsibilities or opportunities, but mostly you need to admit that all the obstacles you’re citing are so surmountable, mere molehills compared to some of the mountains you’ve climbed in the past.

So what’s stopping you? From here it looks like either laziness or an unprecedented failure of courage.

Buck up. If you wait for them to construct a ski lift to the top, you’ll be waiting way too long, and miss out on the long, exhilarating rides down the other side.

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

I can’t believe it’s come to this: a lecture about Wallflower Syndrome. You Sagittarians are notoriously larger-than-life, so I’m just plain shocked that you’re considering taking in your own oversize britches.

There’s a fine line between humility and selling yourself short, and you’ve crossed it—in the wrong direction. “It’s better to be humble than arrogant,” I hear you muttering, in your own defense. Screw that. You’re among the best, so just own it. If you don’t, some cheap hack is going to get what you deserve because he’s willing to sing his own praises when you’re not.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Thank you, Capricorn, for being receptive to outlandish ideas these past few weeks. This is a good general move for you, as history shows that some of your best plans are hatched out of the oddest eggs (and often go through some seriously ugly duckling stages along the way before they mature into the elegant solutions they’re destined to become). So keep it up; your diligent open-mindedness is the only key you need to unlock the doors behind which lie your most fascinating and successful paths. Feel like settling for the thirdbest route into your future? Just stop listening.

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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