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NPR HATER HATE MAIL We like NPR and Garrison Keeler ( I’m Norwegian) or programs such as Science Friday, Moth Radio Hour, Wait-wait don’t tell me, car talk, morning and evening News Edition and even Mr. [Michael] Titterton (Feedback, Nov. 6, 2014). Life is too short and if you don’t like Garrison Keeler go out, make new friends and find something real to complain about such as potholes, deteriorating sidewalks, traffic or Republicans! Try to, as they sang in Monty Python’s Life of Brian, “Always Look on the Sunny side of Life.” You’ll be happy you did.

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STILL HATES US OVER GMOS I kept passing up your newsstand in revolt of your stance on GMOs (General Election Candidate Endorsements, Oct. 30, 2014). My curiosity got the best of me however, thinking maybe you softened your stance. But no! You are still idiots! Siding with Monsanto’s “junk (USDA/FDA paid for) nonscience.” Bye! -Anonymous, via hand-scrawled copy of MauiTime

The people have won a great victory against the evil empire. Too bad for you that you chose to stand against the people.

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1. On Nov. 15, Pacific Business Journal posted 10 brief bits of business advice from Gene Simmons’ new book Me, Inc: Build an Army of One, Unleash Your Inner Rock God, Win in Life and Business. Which of the following is NOT from Simmons’ book?

A. “Speak English.”

B. “In the United States, marketing is way more important than quality.”

C. “You and I and everyone else have the attention span of gnats. And that means that saying or doing anything once simply doesn’t work.”

D. “If you’re a man in your 20s or 30s and have yet to make your fortune, I would urge you not to get married.”

E. “If you choose to be a smoker, you’re an

Earlier this month state House Speaker Joe Souki announced the new legislative committee assignments.

Though just reelected for the first time, Kaniela Ing, D–South Maui, will be chairing a subcommittee. Which one?

A. Labor & Public Employment B. Human Services C. Consumer Protection & Commerce D. Ocean, Marine Resources & Hawaiian Affairs E. Transportation

3. In its Nov. 15 story on a recent Veterans Affairs town hall meeting in Kihei, The Maui News ran a photo of veteran Vic Pugh talking with a VA official. In the photo, Pugh is wearing a t-shirt advertising a local bar. Which bar is it?

A. Diamonds Ice Bar B. Sly Mongoose C. South Shore Tiki Lounge D. Life’s a Beach E. Stopwatch

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UH RESEARCHERS SAY OCEAN WARMING A THING AGAIN Some day, reporters like me will be able to write about the latest (usually bad) research into climate change without having to mention that some of the most powerful officials in the U.S. government believe the whole scientific effort is hogwash. But that day is not today.

On Nov. 12, President Barack Obama announced a sweeping carbon emissions limitation accord with China. U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, D–Hawaii–one of the staunchest environmentalists in the Senate–immediately called it “historic.” But U.S. Senator James Inhofe, R-Oklahoma, who will most likely run the Environmental and Public Works Committee when the Republicans take over the U.S. Senate in January, gave the accord the back of his hand.

“The American people spoke against the President’s climate policies in this last election,” Inhofe told The Washington Post.

“As we enter a new Congress, I will do everything in my power to rein in and shed light on the EPA’s unchecked regulations.”

And what a lovely effort that will be–especially considering that new research just released by UH Manoa indicates that the warming of our oceans is worse than ever before.

“This summer has seen the highest global mean sea surface temperatures ever recorded since their systematic measuring started,” states a Nov. 14 UH news release.

“Temperatures even exceeded those of the record-breaking 1998 El Nino year, according to the analysis of recent climate data by Axel Timmermann, climate scientist and professor, studying variability of the global climate system at the International Pacific Research Center at UH Manoa.”

According to UH, global ocean temperatures actually stopped rising from 2000-2013.

But in April of this year, that hiatus apparently ended, and temperatures began rising again.

“The 2014 global ocean warming is mostly due to the North Pacific, which has warmed far beyond any recorded value and has shifted hurricane tracks, weakened trade winds, and produced coral bleaching in the Hawaiian Islands,” Timmerman says in the news release. “Record-breaking greenhouse gas concentrations and anomalously weak

North Pacific summer trade winds, which usually cool the ocean surface, have contributed further to the rise in sea surface temperatures. The warm temperatures now extend in a wide swath from just north of Papua New Guinea to the Gulf of Alaska.”

The earth, as you’d expect, has plans that transcend the 2014 midterm elections.

GMO INITIATIVE LAWSUITS FOREVER Wasn’t the campaign over the Maui County GMO Initiative fun? You know what’s gonna be even more fun? The lawsuits! With this much money and power involved, they’ll probably last for the rest of the decade at least.

The measure, which was supposed to become law when the state Elections Office gets around to certifying the 2014 Election results, places a two-year “moratorium” on the growing of genetically engineered crops in Maui County while growers pay for studies on GMO health and safety. Voters narrowly approved it, 50.2 percent to 47.9 percent.

Usually, the people who win these elections (like the pro-GMO Initiative crew) bask in the glory of their victory and wait for the losing side (Monsanto, et al) to file suit to get the law overturned. But instead of waiting for Monsanto or whoever to sue to overturn the initiative, the SHAKA Movement and other pro-initiative individuals decided to just go ahead and sue the County of Maui (which is legally bound to defend the initiative in court against legal challenges) in Second Circuit Court in Wailuku.

“Maui County residents Dr. Lorrin Pang, Mark Sheehan, Lei‘ohu Ryder, Bonnie Marsh and Alika Atay have filed a lawsuit against the county, Monsanto and Dow AgroSciences seeking more influence on how the law is implemented and aiming to resolve the issue of whether the law is enforceable,” Honolulu Civil Beat reported on Nov. 12, the day plaintiffs filed the suit. “The organization behind the moratorium, called the SHAKA Movement, is also a plaintiff in the case.”

Basically, SHAKA Movement wants to make sure the County of Maui takes it seriously when it enacts the Initiative and defends it in court. The lawsuit makes this perfectly clear.

“Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa and the County have made public statements stating that the County is finalizing how much manpower, equipment, and other resources will be needed to implement the GMO Bill,” states SHAKA’s lawsuit. “The details of the measures that the County intends to implement have not yet been reported, and the County has not contacted Plaintiffs to include them in the process despite Plaintiff’s heavy involvement in the enactment of the GMO Bill.”

Monsanto and more than a half dozen other entities finally filed their legal challenge to the Initiative on Thursday, Nov. 13, in U.S. District Court in Honolulu.

That lawsuit, which was also filed against the County of Maui, seeks to have the measure overturned.

“The Ordinance violates federal, state and local law, and is predicated on purported ‘findings’ that are directly at odds with decades of settled science and more than one hundred federal agency expert scientific determinations,” states Monsanto’s suit. The lawsuit argues that only the state– not counties–can legally regulate ag issues. It also states the initiative violates county law by “appropriating money despite an explicit limitation on using the initiative power for that purpose, providing penalties far beyond what the Charter allows, imposing improper constraints on the County Council, supplanting the executive power of the Mayor,

Overheard “Yeah, I got tested in prison, but I’m going to get tested again, just to be on the safe side.”

-Woman talking on a cellphone on Main Street in Wailuku, Nov. 14

and assessing an invalid, multimillion dollar tax on agricultural interests.”

The very next day, Nov. 14, federal Judge Barry Kurren granted a temporary injunction against the Initiative until he can rule on its legality.

All this litigation is a windfall for Honolulu and Washington, DC law firms. The Nov. 13 lawsuit, filed on behalf of eight entities–including Monsanto and Agrigenetics (dba Mycogen Seeds)–lists 10 attorneys from three firms for the plaintiffs. One of the firms, Washington, DC-based Latham & Watkins, is one of the largest and most powerful law firms in the world, employing 2,000 attorneys on three continents. That firm brings in about $2 billion in revenue a year.

By contrast, the lawsuit filed by the

Attorneys love the GMO Initiative!

SHAKA Movement and five individuals (also against the County of Maui as well as Monsanto and Dow) that apparently seeks to make sure SHAKA has significant say in the County’s legal defense of the initiative listed but two attorneys from the Honolulu law firm Bays Lung Rose & Holma.

According to that firm’s website, Bays et al typically handles real estate law.

But this is why we’ve polarized the county, right? Got everyone so worked up and scared that many of them actually went out and voted? It’s all so we could tie up the issue in the courts through suits, counter-suits and appeals, guaranteeing that the big firms get billable hours for the rest of the decade (and journalists like me get to write about the ensuing carnage). Given the fact that the County of Maui is a defendant in both the above lawsuits,* we can only hope that taxpayers–who ultimately get the privilege of paying for all this–at least get an interesting fight to watch.

*Editorial disclosure: MauiTime Owner/ Publisher Tommy Russo is currently suing the County of Maui over a 2011 incident involving the Maui Police Department. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our website at: mauitimecom

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MPD ESCALATES HOLIDAY TRAFFIC ENFORCEMENT Bet you didn’t see this one coming: the Maui Police Department will boost their traffic enforcement during the last two weeks of November. ” Officers will be on the lookout for those who are speeding, not wearing seatbelts, and using Mobile Electronic Devices while driving,” said Sergeant William

Hankins of the Maui PD’s Traffic Section in a Nov. 12 MPD press release. “Officers will also be looking out for motorists who fail to adhere to traffic signs and signals (red light violators). In addition, to the stepped up holiday enforcement the public can also expect an increase in roving DUI patrols throughout the remainder of the year and into 2015.”

Nothing says holiday joy like a speeding ticket. Then again, Thanksgiving is statistically the most dangerous American holiday.

“Traditionally, national statistics for fatal motor vehicle crashes increases during the holiday week of Thanksgiving,” said Hankins in the news release. “The Maui Police Department is asking everyone to please drive with care and help in making the roadways safe during the holiday season.”

-Anthony Pignataro

CALL FOR NIHON BUNKA AWARD NOMINATIONS The Japanese Cultural Society of Maui has opened nominations for its annual Nihon Bunka Award which recognizes individuals for their excellence and contributions to the Japanese arts and culture—and for their unselfish willingness to share their talents with the community.

Nominations can be submitted to Lynn Araki-Regan at 1823 Wells Street, Suite 2A, Wailuku, HI 96793; nominations also

cated at 315 Sand Island Access Road–is expected to be completed in early 2016.

The existing one-story structure is being renovated and expanded to include a second story. It will house a main television studio; an emergency broadcast enter; and a Media Innovation Center for young journalists in the station’s flagship statewide student news initiative, HIKI NO. “This will be a 21st-century building for a 21st-century Hawaii,” said Leslie Wilcox, PBS Hawaii President and CEO. “Our team has spent a great deal of time on the technology design… which will further help us create, communicate and collaborate.”

HIKI NO graduates Shisa Kahaunaele and Victoria Cuba, both now college students, were in attendance for the groundbreaking ceremony. Kahaunaele and Cuba both say their lives have dramatically changed because of the community’s investment in HIKI NO, which promotes modern workforce and life skills. “This [will be] a new home, a permanent home for PBS Hawaii to nurture more young people like myself,” Kahaunaele said.

General contractor Allied Builders System, which is locally-owned and operated, is overseeing the project, with Group 70 International as architect.

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Imua Family Services recently announced the opening of its newest early childhood program, Imua Preschool.

The forward thinking program will be housed in Imua’s new Early Childhood Center on Wakea Avenue in Kahului. Construction of the new center is scheduled to be completed early next year. The initial preschool enrollment will host 24 children for the school year beginning August 2015.

The forward thinking program was born into reality when Imua Family Services began planning its new Early Childhood Center. The concept was to create a state-of-the-art inclusion preschool that could accommodate both typically developing children and children with developmental concerns and special needs in the same classroom, a new paradigm called “inclusion.”

Inclusive programs honor similarities as well as children’s different abilities and cultures. In inclusive classrooms, children with special needs take part in the curriculum based on their ages and grades. They are not segregated into separate classrooms, but rather the curriculum and the room are adapted to meet the needs of all of the children.

“Our long term goal is to create something that is so profound, so transformative and inspirational that it becomes a model that we can replicate all across Maui,” said Dean Wong, Imua’s Executive Director.

“Imua Preschool will become a training and development center for children, parents, and teachers island wide.”

The inception of Imua Preschool has been more than three years in the making.

The plans for the preschool were built into the design of the new Early Childhood Center, where the preschool will have access to Imua’s large staff of early childhood professionals, including Speech Language Pathologists, Physical and Occupational Therapists, Special and General Education Teachers and Early Childhood Educators.

“A substantial body of research establishes that preschool education can improve the learning and development of young children,” said Dr. Bobbie-Jo Moniz Tadeo, Program Director and Early Childhood Specialist at Imua Family Services.

“Many studies have investigated the immediate effects of preschool education for children during their first five years of life. Early experiences in the home and other settings such as preschool help to shape the development and quality of the brain’s architecture. Thus in later years, it suggests skills learned in early childhood help to build on future skills needed in adulthood.

Therefore investment in early learning and development is more efficient in both the development and costs factors relative later in the life cycle.”

Because of the immediate need for preschool on Maui, Imua Family Services has entered into collaboration with the University of Hawaii Maui College to open a “Preschool Pilot Program” in January 2015 in Central Maui. The pilot program will admit 16 children with a percentage of spaces available to UH Maui College students with preschool aged children. It will also provide three internship opportunities to the university’s Early Childhood Education program to assist the teaching staff.

Limited spaces are available now for the January 2015 preschool pilot program. Enrollment packages for the August 2015 school year are also available. For additional information, visit the Imua website,imuafamilyservices.org/imuapreschool, call 808-244-7467 or emailpreschool@imuafamilyservices.org.

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can be faxed to 808-249-2872 or emailed to lynn@araki-regan.com. Nominations are due by Dec. 5, 2014.

Winners will be honored at the Society’s Shinnen Enkai dinner on Saturday, Jan. 24, 2015 at Maui Beach Hotel. For more information, call Araki-Regan at 808-244-6042.

-Suzanne Kayian

PBS HAWAII GETTING NEW HOME PBS Hawaii hosted a groundbreaking ceremony Nov. 10 on the site of its future home in Kalihi, Oahu. Construction of The Clarence T.C. Ching Campus–lo-

integration firm TI Broadcast Solutions Group for the project’s specialized technology aspects.

The public television station, which is on an expiring lease with the University of Hawaii at Manoa, has successfully raised more than 75 percent of its $30 million capital campaign goal. PBS Hawaii continues to accept contributions online at PBSHawaii. org/newhome, or at 808-955-0500.

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PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT America’s largest pornography website, PornHub.com, decided recently to erect a public billboard prominently encouraging the use of its service, first selecting as its location the New York City neighborhood formerly the smut epicenter of the city, Times Square. But that area is now respectably tourist-friendly, and the billboard had to be relocated–to Los Angeles’ West Hollywood, near the headquarters of PornHub’s parent, MindGeek. The sign features a person’s two thumbs and fingers forming a rough version of a heart, beside the message (inspired by a Beatles song), “All You Need Is Hand.”

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Literature professor Thomas Docherty was back at work in October following his ninemonth suspension from the University of Warwick for “inappropriate sighing” during meetings with a senior colleague, along with “making ironic comments” and “negative body language.” And in October, Andrew Davies, 51, was ordered by magistrates in High Wycombe, England, not to lie down in public places anymore (unless genuinely stricken by emergency). Previously, he had a habit of making bogus “999” (911) calls to get attention, and when police confiscated his phone, he began compensating by lying in roads until compassionate passersby called for ambulances.

More than six million students have downloaded the new iPhone app PhotoMath to solve Algebra I and Algebra II problems by pointing the phone’s camera at a printed equation. The answer, and the explanation, quickly appear on a screen, as a teaching tool–or for the students to show “their” work if PhotoMath is used on exam questions. The Croatia-based developer told the Quartz website in October that it is working on upgrades for higher-level math equations (though no relief is in sight for those chronically pesky “word problems”). Meanwhile, the debate has been triggered over whether PhotoMath is a dynamic technological advance in education–or a cheating-enabler.

BRIGHT IDEAS Neighbors in the Mandarin neighborhood of Jacksonville, Florida, complained to the city recently about a resident who scattered hundreds of mothballs–over 400 now, at least– around her front yard, even driving over them in her car to crush them open and extend their noxious odor. The National Pesticide Information Center warned that the mothballs were hazards to plants, wildlife, water and air, but the female resident (unnamed in a report

by First Coast News) said she was forced into the tactic in order to prevent neighborhood dogs from defecating in her yard.

CELEBRITY MUSICALS In September in Hamburg, Germany, “Charles Manson: Summer of Hate–The Musical,” opened at the Thalia Theater, covering the influences and failed musical career of the man convicted in the notorious 1969 Sharon Tate murders. And “I Am Stephon Marbury,” a musical featuring the former star NBA basketball player, ran for 11 nights in September in Beijing, where the popular Marbury has led the Beijing Ducks to national basketball championships the last two seasons. Marbury has a role onstage in what is described as a parable about pursuing one’s dreams.

THIS WEEK IN RECTUM TOYS The most challenging toys this holiday season might be the series of furry human innards from the U.S. firm I Heart Guts–not just the soft and cuddly pancreas, brain and prostate, but especially the rectum. Each part is packaged with a cheekily written educational description explaining its importance (the rectum being “the butt of many jokes” yet with “a serious role” in waste disposal as the “fecal loading dock”), and each sells for about $20.

WEIRD SCENE A woman (described only as “robust”) in Darmstadt, Germany, fled with the equivalent of about $125 from a pharmacy in October and is still at large. According to the police report, she swiped money from two cash registers by twice lifting her shirt and squirting breast milk at a clerk as a diversion. ■

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other counties,” states the report, which seeks to map out the development of Maui through 2030. “A large proportion of jobs in Maui County are low wage jobs, many of them tourism-related. Most households are supported by individuals with two or more jobs.”

Wanting to learn about the ongoing effort to change those numbers, to balance Maui County’s job base and economy, is what brought me to MEDB’s headquarters. It’s housed in a modern building within Kihei’s Maui Research and Technology Park. Smoothly paved roads lead to large glassy, contemporary structures. There are no sugar cane fields, plantation-era buildings, tourists or resorts here.

Seated in Skog’s office, I’m amazed at the wall-to-wall stacks of binders, reports and files covering the table behind her desk.

“In 1981, Maui’s economy was dominated by tourism and agriculture,” Skog says.

“We embrace both, but it’s not a future for everyone.” Skog says there was a lot of concern in the community about losing some of its youth to either Oahu or the Mainland because of the lack of opportunities outside of Maui’s dominate industries. “With them, goes the legacy of Maui,” she says.

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rain drain. She doesn’t actually say the words, but that’s what Jeanne Unemori Skog is talking about.

Skog is the president and CEO of the Maui Economic Development Board, which formed in 1982 to grow a technology sector that would help create a diversified economy for Maui County. MEDB has since expanded its programs and services to forge a foundation of education, jobs and opportunity in numerous areas including space, energy, education and community.

MEDB provides conference support services to outside entities as well as hosting the annual AMOS conference, which is considered the premier tech gathering related to space situation awareness in the world. MEDB’s Education to Workforce services include Robotics Hawaii, Introduce a Girl to Engineering Day, the Kamaaina Come Home program, AgTech Education, STEM Internships, Mentornet, the Ke Alahele Education Fund and the Women in Technology program, which is said to be a national model for enabling women and underrepresented minorities to realize their potential in STEM careers. The organization’s Focus Maui Nui and Youth Alliance projects provide key strategies to help define a vision for the county’s future.

If you read through the Maui Island Plan and get to the chapter titled “Economic Development,” you’ll find that Maui still, to this day, “is the most reliant” of Hawaii’s four counties on tourism. “Of Maui County’s Gross County Product, 39 percent is attributed to tourism, versus a range of 19 to 29 percent for the

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Skog used the United Airlines strike in the mid 1980s as an example. “As much as we embraced tourism, the concern about being vulnerable to forces out of our control weighed heavily on the leadership here,” Skog says.

Terryl Vencl, MEDB board member and the Maui Visitors Bureau’s executive director, agrees. “I think the work of MEDB offers our young people choices,” Vencl says. “It prepares them in the field of technology with hands on training, education, and challenges.” Vencl says young people preparing to work in tourism and agriculture should also understand some tech knowledge so the three industries compliment each other. Offering choices to residents and students helps keep our young people home or brings them back after higher education, Vencl says.

“We have been so fortunate to have the leadership, expertise and support of our board of directors from day one,” Skog tells me. “In spite of the demands they face in their careers, they come so invested in the work they do on our committees. Just as importantly, they’ve endorsed our numerous innovation efforts. They are a ‘giving’ board.”

Young people leaving Maui to find more career options resonates personally with Skog, who was born and raised here. Growing up, she lived on a pineapple farm in Haiku. Skog has old photos of herself in the fields, her hands shoved in oversized gloves while she picks pineapples. It’s hard to juxtapose that image with the profession woman in a red sweater and skirt across from me.

workers lauding her leadership.

“She has been a great mentor,” says Ryan.

“As a mentor and a boss, Jeanne has exacted very high standards, not only for our staff, but for herself. This has translated into one of MEDB’s hallmarks–we strive for excellence in everything we do, no matter how small or monumental the task or project.... Setting these high standards has pushed our team to not only meet the expectations, but exceed them. On many occasions over the years, when speaking about personal and professional development, I have heard Jeanne say, ‘The only way you grow is when you stretch.’”

Vencl, who knew Skog when she worked for Malcolm, agrees. “I believe she has carried forth the vision first set out by Don,” she says. “He would be very proud of her accomplishments and what she has done as a leader in our community.”

Ryan says that Skog’s work has brought a lot of accolades to the organization. Skog was named one of the “Next 20 People to Watch” by Hawaii Business magazine. She also won the SBA Women in Business Advocate of the Year Award, the International Economic Development Council Performance Award and the Ho‘okele Award, among many others. In 2011, her influence reached a national level when President Barack Obama announced her appointment to the Commission on Presidential Scholars.

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After graduating from St. Anthony’s Girls High School, Skog moved to St. Paul, Minnesota to study Education and English Literature at St. Catherine University. Skog says she decided to go away to college because she wanted to explore opportunities different from those offered at home.

“Maui was, from a teenager’s eyes at that time, really dead,” she says. “Paia was nothing like it is today. It was still a plantation town at that point. In fact, when my husband first visited, there was only one traffic light in Maui.”

Skog aspired to teach English Literature at the high school level but when she graduated from college in 1972, teaching jobs were scarce. While her husband, whom she married in 1972, was completing his education at University of Minnesota’s School of Architecture, Skog went to work for the Minnesota State Senate. Later she did a stint in Governor Wendell “Wendy” Anderson’s office. “That was really interesting,” Skog says. “But it was an unspoken understanding that we were going to move back to Maui.” So after her husband graduated, they returned to the island.

But they weren’t here long. Four years later, Skog and her family moved to Hong Kong, where her husband’s architecture firm was opening an office. While back on Maui, Skog had worked in home furnishings doing interior decorating. When her family moved to Hong Kong for a planned three-year stay, she continued on that career path.

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ues and to send clear messages to local leaders about what was wanted for the islands, its communities and their futures.

MEDB helped design a process for reaching nearly 2,000 community members who don’t normally participate in those kinds of dialogues–people who have to work every day and can’t go to a conference. “We wanted their voices to be heard,” Skog says.

“MEDB educates, reaches out into new frontiers such as energy, space, technology and ensures the voice of our residents remain top of mind with initiatives such as

“OF MAUI COUNTY’S GROSS COUNTY PRODUCT, 39 PERCENT IS ATTRIBUTED TO TOURISM, VERSUS A RANGE OF 19 TO 29 PERCENT FOR THE OTHER COUNTIES. A LARGE PROPORTION OF JOBS IN MAUI COUNTY ARE LOW WAGE JOBS, MANY OF THEM TOURISM-RELATED. MOST HOUSEHOLDS ARE SUPPORTED BY INDIVIDUALS WITH TWO OR MORE JOBS.” It’s always surprising when you hear a toplevel executive say her career began by answering a want-ad. But it happens more often than you’d expect—and it happened to Skog.

After returning to Maui from Hong Kong, Skog saw a newspaper ad posted by the newly formed MEDB; the organization’s president was looking for an executive assistant.

I ask Skog about her memorable achievements. There were a lot of them, Skog says, reaching for a 400-page document titled Focus Maui Nui: Our Islands, Our Future.

In 2002, 20 years after its inception, MEDB hosted a conference to look at where the organization was headed. “The overarching recommendations were something that we did not expect, which is that everyone needs to get on the same page– going after a shared vision,” Skog says.

At the time, the County of Maui was preparing to do an update on the general plan headed toward 2030. They invested with MEDB–along with several foundations–to fund the visioning process, known as Focus Maui Nui. The project was designed to bring individuals, organizations and communities together to identify and prioritize shared val-

Focus Maui Nui,” Vencl says.

The process, meetings and outcome of the Focus Maui Nui project led to the creation of a concrete vision statement–the 400-page document sitting on Skog’s desk. Simply put, the vision for Maui Nui is to be an innovative model of sustainable island living and a place where every child can grow to reach his or her potential. Skog says the needs of each individual, Maui’s natural and cultural assets, the whole community and the economy as a whole must be brought into balance to achieve that vision.

“The strategies, succinctly put, are education, environment, infrastructure, economic development, culture and human needs,” Skog

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Skog was not looking for an administrative assistant job, but she was intrigued by the fact that the post preferred applicants with a college degree. “That was kind of unusual at the time for an executive assistant to the president,” Skog says. “The whole concept of the organization was interesting. So I applied and interviewed and I got the job.”

When she took the job in 1984, the nonprofit had a staff of two–Skog and MEDB president Don Malcolm. As the organization grew, Malcolm began delegating more responsibility to his assistant. “I feel very fortunate that he trusted me with some of those responsibilities even though they didn’t match up with what I had on paper,” Skog says. “He was a tremendous mentor–and a great person. I still remember with some awe when we had his retirement party–he said that one of the best decisions he had made was hiring me. I was totally floored and humbled. It was such an incredibly generous compliment.”

Skog worked her way from administrative assistant to vice president. In 1999, she was elected MEDB president and CEO by its board of directors. Today, it’s Skog’s co-

As part of that commission, Skog reviews hundreds of applications to select up to 141 high school seniors who will receive the presidential honor. Those who receive the recognition meet with the commission during a trip to Washington DC. “It’s really quite an experience to meet them in person,” Skog says about the nation’s top students. “It’s a very inspiring and uplifting experience.”

This year, the DC trip featured an added bonus–the commission and scholars met with First Lady Michelle Obama. “She has such a persona and such a presence,” Skog says about Michelle Obama. “She is very charismatic, very friendly and very warm.”

says. “These are all important strategies; you don’t sacrifice one over the other. It is not easy, but you have to recognize and respect that all these needs exist. When you go down the path of only recognizing and shooting for one need, that’s when we run into a huge challenge.

Ryan says the MEDB is always striving to help insure that residents are armed with enough balanced information so they can make informed decisions about the future of the county. “There are trade-offs,” Ryan says. “Sometimes economic and environmental concerns might compete for one another. But in order to make an informed decision, everybody has to be at the table.”

Ultimately, it’s about improving Maui’s quality of life.

“Maui remains a place for families of all kinds–a place where a family can thrive,” Skog says. “If you’re looking at creating a place for our residents and their families, you’ve got to look at jobs. If you’re looking at jobs, you’ve got to look at the kind of businesses you’re able to attract or grow. It comes back to quality of life and doing what we can to contribute to it, whether it’s through me personally or through the organization. Everything else emanates from there.

“Our deep appreciation must go to our community who have been so responsive to our new initiatives,” Skog adds. “Whether we need mentors from business, a partner for Ag education, or donors for our annual Ke Alahele request to support STEM education, they’ve risen to the occasion and helped us reach or exceed goals. As the saying goes, it takes a village.” ■

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leaf, and stronger in flavor; white is the opposite, being milder and less oxidized.

The rest fall into place in between. Tisanes cover all of the herbal infusions that do not have Camellia sinensis leaves in them.

The variety and flavors of London Teas that they carry is impressive. London Tea is the brand name, but all of these teas come mainly from Asia, Holt explained.

That’s where the plant grows and is harvested. Tea Box imports theirs from China. Holt says he has a special family connection that has opened up their loose leaf road from China. The rare and gourmet teas that they carry aren’t really seen elsewhere on Maui.

“Some of the best teas for Maui would be the tangerine ginger,” said Holt. “If you’re feeling a little something in your throat from the vog, this wipes it out completely. Another one is the ginger turmeric–perfect for digestion. If you have had a big lunch, or have any nausea, this will turn you right.”

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he Tea Box in Recarte Holt and Roe is a highly evolving space in Wailuku Town. It started out as an eclectic fine writing instrument shop with art supplies and interesting gifts. But now it’s changing into a gourmet loose leaf tea shop that also serves tea parties and high tea.

“It started because when people would come in to buy a pen, they would have to wait while I set them up,” said owner Stevan Holt. “Then I would offer them a cup of tea.

They liked the tea so much they would come back asking for it. It just clicked.”

The store itself is still an artistic gathering place where you can pick up fine pens, journals and stationery. But they now have tea pots, cups and much of the accoutrement dedicated to drinking fine teas. They also have glass jars housing the various forms of dried Camellia sinensis–the shrub that Black, Oolong, Green, Pu-erh and White teas all come from.

Black tea is a more oxidized form of the

The exquisite London Tea Merchant (LTM) tea here runs about $8 for two ounces. Before you scoff, a box of gourmet tea at the market may run similar. Besides, loose leaf teas last longer, you also use less tea in the process of brewing a cup and you can brew them more than once in a sitting.

In fact, Oolongs are said to be better when the leaves are brewed more than once (as are the Pu-erh leaves). The shop sells all the tea diffusers and pots and tea cups necessary to serve you a cup or a pot in house.

What’s more, Tea Box also serves high tea.

Think of it as an elegant afternoon spent with your pinkies extended while you sip tea from Tea Boxes’ elegant China, nibble on snacks and sweets brought out on tiered trays and chat merrily. It brings out the British Society in you (no corset needed). Holt said they have partnerships with Zing, Stillwell’s and Four Sisters bakery for their teatime biscuits, delicate sandwiches and sweets. High Tea is reserved a day in advance and is best suited for a reservation of four or more ($35 each). You can taste any of their teas.

Our experience with high tea was debonair.

We began with the amuse bouche of cool beet puree with creme fraiche and then straight to three tiers of delicious biscuits and cookies. Each person chose their own pot of tea–we had the Naughty Vicar, one of LTM’s most popular flavored Black tea blends with vanilla and black currant. The coconut Oolong was a very light tea but robust with tropical flavor. We also tried the Pu-erh of blood orange, a very flavorful dark astringent tea.

After the biscuit course, we headed to the savories, again served on a tiered tray.

Layers of pretty cucumber sandwiches with crusts trimmed, ham and cheese rolled into elegant bite size wraps and hummus and veggie stuffed mini pitas were filling and tasty. Then, the final sweets course: glorious Stillwell’s pies, apple tarts and mini decadence cakes.

The shop itself has become quite well-suited for tea supping. Cushiony chairs and tea tables abound the space, with plenty of art and books for you to peruse. It’s decorated with dandy bric-abrac for sale, so shelves of intrigue surround you. Resident artist Loren Adams also has a display where he comes to

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HANDY TEA GUIDE Black Tea: Full oxidization, long lasting flavors. Full bodied and astringent.

Highest in caffeine content. Commonly flavored like Earl Grey with bergamot oil.

Green Tea: Minimal oxidizing, slight grassy flavors. Loses its flavor inside of a year. About half the caffeine as Black tea.

Oolong Tea: A traditional Chinese tea.

Hybrid between Black and Green teas.

White Tea: Think minimal processing, practically plucked and dried with little oxidization and very little caffeine.

Mildest in flavor, often fruit and flowers are added to its mix.

Pu-erh: Fermented tea. This is a Black tea that has aged, allowing a bacteria activation in the leaf.

Tisane: Blends of herbals, spices and fruits. No caffeine, save for Yerba Mate tea.

Rooibos: A South African plant, that creates a non caffeinated alternative similar in flavor to english breakfast tea. Also called red tea- Rooibos means ‘red bush.’

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avocado, Oaxaca cheese, their houseprepared jalapenos and chipotle mayo. The Cubano is also the most popular torta in Mexico City as well, and typically utilizes all the meats the establishment has. “[Our] recipes, for the most part, came from visiting Mexico City many times in 2013,” Martinez said. “We sought out the best tasting tortas and then came back and tried to recreate these with the use of local products. It was a trial-and-error process. We wanted to get as close to the tortas we tried in Mexico as we possibly could. Many of the recipes we use came from family and friends and we added our own flair to it. With many years of experience in the restaurant business, it wasn’t hard before we were happy with what we had created.”

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here is one aspect of Mexican cuisine that hasn’t been exploited to the level burritos and tacos have enjoyed, and that is the torta. Torterias line Mexico City streets, each with its own style of torta, which is generally a meaty sandwich stuffed with beans, Oaxaca cheese, onion and avocado. I never gave much thought to Mexican sandwiches–mostly because I love tortillas–but the torta is revered at Tortugas.

When I first saw the name Tortugas, I immediately thought of Pirates of the Caribbean and turtles. So I asked owner Luis Martinez about the name. “’Tortugas’ in Spanish means ‘turtles,’” he said. “But in Mexico City, people also use this word when talking about tortas as a slang. People will say, ‘Let’s go get some Tortugas’ instead of tortas. So once we zoned in on the concept, we thought that Tortugas would be fitting, being that we specialize in tortas and that Maui is a haven for turtles.”

The torta is street food–think of it as a po’boy of Mexico fused with some fillings familiar to the taco and burrito. They are portable, filling and usually very meaty. The bread is soft, oval-shaped roll called the telera. Tortugas has gets their teleras made in a local bakery. They also prepare all their fillings by hand in the restaurant.

“Every meat we use here in the restaurant is carefully handled and prepared by our team,” said Martinez. “We have strict recipe guidelines so that we make sure that we only use the very best. We use different cuts– chicken thigh is juicier and more flavorful than breast; beef rib-eye is very tender and flavorful; and pork shoulder. From these and a couple other cuts, we cook and prep the different torta and taco ingredients. We do not use chorizo that came from some factory and then add ingredients to it like so many others. Ours is made from scratch: we use ground pork and mix over 13 different spices and peppers. The result is an explosion of flavors.”

Their most popular torta is the Cubano, which contains lightly breaded rib-eye, chorizo and slow-cooked pork ham. The sandwich also contains chipotle beans,

was tender, slow-roasted and shredded. The textures and combination of onion, beans and jalapeno was new to me, but certainly enjoyable. You can add a gastro-pub flair by ordering an egg on any torta, too. They also serve breakfast with a chorizo potato and egg version and a beef and egg version called the Machaca.

At first, Tortugas resisted putting tacos on the menu, but seeing the popularity of the requested item they eventually relented and added a half dozen different versions, ranging from $1.99 to $2.25.

They’re served “street style”–ala carte– with two heated corn tortillas stuffed with whatever you order. You won’t find heaps of lettuce and tomato here, just onions, cilantro and Cojita. They’re also drizzled with green or red sauce.

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Tortugas features nearly a dozen different Tortas, ranging in price from $7 to $10. The Hawaiian is a ham and pineapple riff; the Chicken Milanesa includes breaded chicken and ham; and the Three Sausage is a melting pot sando of beef franks, chorizo and Portuguese sausage. All have beans, cheese and various veggies consisting of Maui onion, jalapeno and/or avocado. They also offer a meatless variety with cotija and oaxaca, tomato, avo, onion and beans. The keiki tortas are kid-friendly Beef Frank and Egg, Spam and Egg or Chicken and Ham and sell for $3.99.

You’re also welcome to design your own. The ingredients are along a line Subway-style.

During a recent visit, I tried their new Pork Adobo Torta. The pork in adobo sauce

“What inspired us to do tortas was that we love them,” Martinez said.

“We also know how important they are to true Mexicans. Living here, we realized that there were a few Mexican places, but focused on mainstream Mexican. We wanted to do something very authentic and it doesn’t get more authentic than Tortas!”

Tortugas is also working on a food truck to take their tortas on the road to Kihei and Lahaina. They open at 8am and are located around the corner from Longs and Whole Foods at the Maui Mall.

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, NOV. 20 INTERACTIVE CHEF’S DINNER SERIES – Step into

WILD STYLE HAIR PARTY – No need to tame

the kitchen with Sugar Beach Events’ Chef Lee Anderson this Thursday. The first in SBE’s “Interactive” chef’s dinner series, guests will explore unique flavors including Chef Lee’s gourmet salt bar. An eight-course sample menu paired with wine selections from Johnson Brothers will be accompanied

by Chef Lee’s narration. Guests can also take home a selection of salt to add to their pantry. Reservations required.

your mane for Pink Pineapple Salon’s big Hair Party en out and Contest. This Thursday, prizes will be given nd the for the most creative hair, the biggest hair and ill be in best pink pineapple hairstyle. DJ Big Mike will nspiration the mix while Pau Vodka will be the libation inspiration o cover. of choice. The contest starts at 9pm. No

$150. 5:30pm. 808-856-6151, SugarBeachEventsHawaii.com. Photo courtesy Sugar Beach Events

South Shore Tiki Lounge (1913 S. Kihei ei Rd.), Southshoretikilounge.com. Photo courtesy ourtesy Pink Pineapple Salon Facebook page

FRIDAY, NOV. 21 MONTESSORI DINNER PROJECT – This Friday,

ADRIAN XAVIER & THE MIRAGE – Continue Makawao

Chef Sheldon Simeon of Migrant invites you to a fourcourse dinner in honor of Montessori School of Maui. It will take place at the school itself. Sommelier Greg Shepherd’s wine pairings will enhance the experience. Enjoy views of the campus as you dine on the lanai. Proceeds will directly benefit the students. Seats are limited.

Third Friday festivities at Casanova with Reggae and tribal beats

by Seattle’s Adrian Xavier and The Mirage. Rooted in messages of social change and environmental sustainability, Xavier’s repertoire dabbles in genres ranging from folk to hip-hop. The Mirage blends the talents of musical trio Ajna (vocals), Sanada (flute,) and J.C (synth scapes). $10 advanced. $15 door. 9pm-

$175. Montessori School (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), Momi.org. Photo: Sean M M. Hower

1am. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), Casanovamaui.com. Photo courtesy Adrian Xavier Facebook page

FRIDAY, F FR R ID I DAY A , NOV. 21 PATRICK FOYLE H HEALTH FAIR FOR THE HOMELESS – This Friday, The Salvation Army, University of Hawaii Maui College ADN nursing students and Ho‘omoana Foundation presents the 15th annual Patrick Foyle Health Fair for the Homeless. All are welcomed for health screenings, assistance and health education. Individuals will be offered support through m multiple agencies including Hui No Ke Ola Pono, MEO, Maui Youth and Fa Family Services, Red Cross and more. Free. 9am-1pm. Salvation

Army, Arm Kahului Facility (45 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului), Hoomoanafoundation.org.

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HANA LIMU FESTIVAL – The annual Hana Limu Festival returns to East Maui this Friday and Saturday. Celebrate limu (seaweed) with hula, live music, keiki games, limu learning, ‘ono grinds and more. This year’s theme is Makai to Mauka. Friday will host a special talk story session at Helene Hall (6-8:30pm) with limu and plant experts. Saturday (10am-4pm) will feature the event festival complete with cooking demonstrations, a silent auction, performances by Halau O Nakaulakuhikuhi, music by Kaniala Masoe and more. For more information contact Aunty Claudia at 808-269-2514. Photo courtesy Scott Maui Flickr

SATURDAY, SATURDAY AY, N AY NO NOV. OV. 22 SURFRIDER FOUNDATION PRESENTS ‘THE ENDLESS SUMMER’ – In honor of the latest Honolua Bay conservation efforts,

ALOHA KALIKIMAKA GALA – Pacific Cancer Foundation’s annual Aloha Kalikimaka returns this Saturday to the Yokouchi Estate for a night of festive cheer. The annual benefit gala features a vast variety of auction items both on site and online. The event usually features specially decorated Christmas trees by some of the island’s local celebrities, artists and designers. $200. 7:30pm-midnight. Yokouchi Es-

the Surfrider Foundation invites you to celebrate with a movie night this Saturday. The evening will feature the surfing classic The Endless Summer. Cozy up under the moon on the grounds of Maui Preparatory Academy while supporting Surfrider Foundation’s cause. Members are free, guests are encouraged to donate. Spaces are limited, reservation required. 5pm-8pm. Maui Preparatory Academy (4910

tate (2471 W Main St., Wailuku); 808-242-7661, Pacificcancerfoundation.org. Photo courtesy PCF

Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina), Surfrider.org.

SATURDAY, NOV. 22 ERIN SMITH CD RELEASE PARTY– Erin Smith, the former lead vocalist for The Throwdowns, returns to Maui for the release of her new solo CD American Boy this Saturday at Mulligan’s. Fueled by a season of change, Smith wrestles with disappointment and independence in this new chapter of her music. Smith will be accompanied by Oahu’s Kings of Spade and Sing The Body. The official after party (10:30pm) continues at Diamond’s with The Kittinger Jump and Fish Tank. $15 advance. $20 door. Mulligan’s On The

MAUI PAINTBALL FOOD DRIVE – Maui Paintball inds vites you to play for a good cause this Saturday. Bring six pounds d of nonperishable food and be eligible for a free rental and field access (the day of) while participants with their own equipmentt are welcome to the field with unlimited entrants (the day of).

Win prizes, give back to your community and have fun. The offer is open to the first 60 donors. Their goal this year is to beat the 500 pounds of food they collected last year. Donations will be given to Maui Food Bank. Maui Paintball

Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea), Mulligansontheblue.com. Photo: Dallas Nagata White

(814 Honoapi’ilani, Olowalu); 808-866-7034, Mauipaintball.com. Image courtesy Maui Paintball

SATURDAY, NOV. 22

SUNDAY, NOV NOV. 23

ARTCORE ELATION – ArtCORE wants you to experience Elation this Satur-

HARPS & HORNS – Usher the holiday spirit in with the

day at the Mill House. Two stages will feature Plush, Go Get Em, Free Radicals, Elated Live, Shay and the Elation Gospel Choir, Transcendental Animal Parade and more. DJ Rob, DJ Love, Sandwich Island Bass and CHUNX will keep the two dance floors warm while interactive multimedia displays, video art and projection mapping will keep your senses elated. A portion of the proceeds will benefit Wisdom Center for children with Autism. $30+. 6pm-12am.

Festival of Harps this Sunday. It involves the Maui Community Band and Maui Madrigale at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. The performance will feature the music of six harpists accompanied by song. The Madrigale will perform a pre-show. General $25. Seniors $15. Students

$7.50. 3pm. The Maui Art and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului), 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), Artcoremaui.com. Photo courtesy ArtCORE

SUNDAY, NOV. 23

MONDAY, NOV. 24

‘THE LEGEND OF KO‘OLAU’ – In 1893, a cowboy named Ko‘olau rebelled

THE MIDTOWN MEN – The MACC welcomes Christian Hoff,

against the militia that had overthrown the Hawaiian kingdom. Worried that new laws would exile him and his son to the Hansen’s Disease colony on Molokai, Ko‘olau fought back in Kauai’s Kalalau Valley. Now his story lives on in this one-act play from local writer, poet and Honolulu Star-Advertiser reporter Gary Kubota. While this is a special encore performance at the MACC (it first played there a year ago), it now stars Moronai Kanekoa, who grew up on Maui and currently works in Los Angeles. 3pm. $28,

Michael Longoria, Daniel Reichard and J. Robert Spencer (aka The Midtown Men) to the Castle Theater this Monday. Flashing back to the 1960s, the former Jersey Boys revisit the hit tunes of Motown, The Beatles, The Turtles and more. Performing some their latest material including “All Alone On Christmas,” the audience is bound to sway, sing and shout.

keiki half-price. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

$35- $125 seats. 7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Culturall Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului);; 808-242-7569; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

Tale Told By Idiots ‘Dumb And Dumber To’ is funny at first, then falls apart

★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 109 Min.

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’ve never known a bigger fan of Dumb and Dumber than Tim, my brother-in-law. I’ve known him since he was in high school and remember when he used to watch that movie so much, it kind of worried me. It got to the point where he’d watch it with the sound off and quote it, line by line. I love that movie but really, Tim loved it in a way I reserve for films by Stanley Kubrick or Terrence Malick.

So of course, when it came time for the sequel (let’s just pretend that dreadful prequel never happened), it was essential that I bring Tim with me. Sure enough, his presence only confirmed my overall view of the film. For about the first 40 minutes, we laughed like jackals. Then, around the time a hit man subplot takes up too much focus and the big laughs became too few, we both realized that, sadly, this belated sequel wasn’t going to deliver.

The story picks up with Harry (Jim Carrey) and Lloyd (Jeff Bridges) now on a quest to find the long lost daughter Lloyd had with a one-night-stand (played by

Kathleen Turner, a great actress slumming it in a truly hideous role). Along the way, they incur the wrath of a pair of grifters, a hitman, a building full of scientists and everyone else who crosses their path.

Initially, Tim and I laughed a lot. Carrey and Daniels are amazing to watch, making it look so easy to slip into their famous roles and embody their boundless idiocies. Carrey is so fully in his element here, evoking the same crazed energy and go-for-broke approach for laughs, it’s as though we were watching a performance unveiled from 20 years ago.

Watching Carrey spar with Daniels, it’s like he was still the breakout star of Ace Ventura and best known for talking out of his derriere. Likewise, Daniels so completely immersed into the mindset of his child-like doofus, I almost forgot I’m watching a serious dramatic actor.

The jokes are cheerfully vulgar and the one-liners are shockingly un-PC, in a manner that, like the work of the two leads, made me wonder if the screenplay was also unearthed from 1994. There’s no point in complaining that the movie is stupid but it does become awfully plot-heavy and stale, both in its subplots and the jokes.

Rob Riggle is one of the funniest actors

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in movies right now and Laurie Holden (who co-starred with Carrey in The Majestic) is so appealing and gorgeous that she could have been a movie star in the 1940s.

Together they’re playing a couple of marrythe-old-guy-and-take-his-money con artists and, strangely, this part of the movie doesn’t click. It’s odd to see Riggle and Holden trying but failing to ignite the same character types Rob Lowe and Bo Derek played with amusing panache in Tommy Boy. The same general plot scenario of let’sfind-my-kid was the basis for the Robin Williams/Billy Crystal fiasco, Father’s Day. The subplots growing around the central story are as unnecessary as the cocaine-indiaper-bag crime plot that hurt the otherwise

charming Three Men and a Baby. Much of this feels old hat, which shouldn’t be a surprise from a sequel to a 20-year-old movie.

Too many comic dead spots and an unsatisfying wrap up take the (flatulent) wind out its sails, as some of this is uproarious. A gag involving, of all things, an address on an envelope had me roaring. So did most of the first act, when it seemed Carrey, Daniels and The Farrelly Brothers directing team had pulled it off.

Biggest tell-tale sign it doesn’t fully come off: the scene that made Tim laugh the hardest was the quick bit after the end credits. Not exactly a glowing endorsement from the biggest Dumb and Dumber fan I’ve ever met in my life. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Big Hero 6-PG- THU 10:30 11:30 12:15 1:00 2:00 2:45 3:30 4:30 5:15 6:00 7:00 8:30, FRISAT 10:45 11:30 12:15 1:15 2:00 2:45 3:45 4:30 5:15 6:15 7:00 7:45 8:45 9:30 10:10, SUN-WED 10:45 11:30 12:15 1:15 2:00 2:45 3:45 4:30 5:15 6:15 7:00 7:45 Birdman-R-THU 10:30 1:25 4:10 7:10, FRI-SAT 10:30 1:25 4:10 7:10 9:45, SUN-WED 10:30 1:25 4:10 7:10 Edsa Woolworth-NR- THU 11:00 1:35 4:15 7:20 9:50, FRI-SAT 11:00 1:35 4:15 7:20 9:50, SUNWED 11:00 1:35 4:15 7:20 Ouija- PG13-THU 10:50 1:00 3:20 5:30 7:40, FRISAT 10:50 1:00 3:20 5:30 7:40 10:00, SUN-WED 10:50 1:00 3:20 5:30 7:40 Nightcrawler-R- THU 7:40

142 HANA HWY • PAIA • 808-579-8085 WWW.CHARLEYSMAUI.COM

(10:00 12:10 12:40 3:20 3:50) 6:50 7:20 10:00 10:30, SAT (10:00 12:10 12:40 3:20) 3:50 6:50 7:20 10:00 10:30, SUN (10:00 12:10 12:40) 3:20 3:50 6:50 7:20 10:00 10:30, MON-TUE (10:00 12:10 12:40 3:20 3:50) 6:50 7:20 9:20 9:50 John Wick-R- THU (1:30 4:00) 7:00 9:50, FRI (10:10 1:20 4:10) 6:30 9:20, SAT (10:10) 5:10 9:20, SUN (10:10 1:20) 4:10 6:30 9:20, MON (10:10 1:20 4:10) 6:30 9:20, TUE (10:10 1:20 4:10 Fury-R- THU (12:20 3:40) 6:30 9:40, FRI (10:10 1:00 3:40) 6:30 9:20, SAT (10:10 1:00) 3:40 6:30 9:20, SUN (1:00) 3:40 6:30 9:20, MON-TUE (10:10 1:00 3:40) 6:30 9:20 Whiplash-R- THU (12:30 3:50) 6:50 10:30, FRI (10:00 1:40 4:20) 6:50 9:30, SAT (10:00 1:10) 4:10 6:50 9:30, SUN (10:00 1:40) 4:20 6:50 9:30,

MON-TUE (10:00 1:40 4:20) 6:50 9:30 Met Opera: Il Barbiere Di Siviglia- WED 6:30 (Encore), SAT 12:55 Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible-PG- THU (12:00 2:20) 6:50 11:00 Book Of Life- PG- THU (1:40 4:10)

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1-PG13- FRIWED (2:30) 3:30 6:45 9:45 Nightcrawler-R- THU 12:30 3:45 6:45 Interstellar 3D- PG13- THU 11:30 3:00 6:30 Big Hero 6-PG- 2D THU 11:30 4:30, 3D 2:00 7:00.

NEW THIS WEEK HORRIBLE BOSSES 2 - R - Comedy - Three idiots turn to kidnapping when dealing with an investor in their new company. Stars Jason Bateman, Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis. 108 min.

HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY, PART 1 PG13 - Sci-Fi/Adventure - After Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) destroyed the games in the last flick, she now becomes a symbol of rebellion. 123 min.

MET OPERA: II BARBIERE DI SIVIGLIA - NR Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Rossini’s classic The Barber of Seville. 180 min.

NOW PLAYING BEYOND THE LIGHTS - PG13 - Drama/Fantasy - A famous superstar singer is on edge until she meets a handsome police officer who helps her further her career. Seriously? 116 min.

BIG HERO 6 - PG - Animation/Comedy - A giant inflatable robot and a prodigy team up to form a high-

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DANI GIRL WITH THE KRYPTONES & SPECIAL GUEST DJ IRIE DOLE!

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MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1-PG13- FRI (10:00 10:20 10:50 12:40 1:10 1:40 3:50 4:20 4:50) 7:00 7:30 8:00 10:10 10:40 11:10 11:40, SAT-SUN (10:00 10:20 10:50 12:40 1:10 1:40) 3:50 4:20 4:50 7:00 7:30 8:00 10:10 10:40 11:10 11:40, MON-TUE (10:00 10:20 10:50 12:40 1:10 1:40 3:50 4:20 4:50) 7:00 7:30 8:00 9:50 10:10 10:40 Beyond The Lights-PG13- THU (1:00 4:30) 7:20 10:10, FRI (10:30 1:30 3:40) 6:30 9:00, SAT (10:00 1:30) 4:00 6:30 9:00, SUN (1:30) 3:40 6:30 9:00, MON-TUE (10:30 1:30 3:40) 6:30 10:50 Horrible Bosses 2-R- TUE 7:40 10:30, WED (11:40 2:20 5:00) 7:40 10:20 Dumb And Dumber To-PG13- THU (11:50 12:40 1:10 3:40 5:40) 7:10 7:40 10:20 10:50, FRI (10:00 10:30 12:30 1:00 4:00 4:30) 7:10 7:40 10:40 11:10 11:40, SAT-SUN (10:00 10:30 12:30 1:00) 4:00 4:30 7:10 7:40 10:40 11:10 11:40, MON (10:00 10:30 12:30 1:00 4:00 4:30) 7:10 7:40 10:40, TUE (10:00 10:30 12:30 1:00 4:00 4:30) 6:40 7:10 10:40 Rosewater-R- THU (12:50 4:20) 6:40 9:40, FRI (10:30 1:10 4:00) 6:40 9:40, SAT (10:00 1:10) 4:00 6:40 9:40, SUN (10:30 1:10) 4:00 6:40 9:40, MON (10:30 1:10 4:00) 6:40 10:30, TUE (10:30 1:10 4:00) 6:40 9:30 Interstellar 3D- PG13- THU (12:00 12:30 2:00 3:00 3:30 3:50) 6:30 7:00 8:30 9:30 10:00, FRI

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Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 opens this week

tech group that battles bad stuff. 108 min.

BIRDMAN - R - Comedy/Drama - A has-been actor who once played a superhero tries to regain glory on the Broadway stage. Stars Michael Keaton, Zach Galifianakis and Edward Norton. 119 min.

DUMB AND DUMBER TO - PG13 - Comedy Harry and Lloyd are back, 20 years, dumber than ever. See this week’s film review. 110 min.

EDSA WOOLWORTH - NR - Comedy/Drama - A film about a blended Filipino/American family. 109 min.

FURY - R - Action/War - Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf (good luck with that one) star as American tank crewmen fighting Nazis in World War II. 134 min.

INTERSTELLAR - PG-13 - Sci-Fi - Christopher Nolan directs this space adventure, in which astronauts (played by Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway) travel through a wormhole to find a new home for humanity. 169 min.

JOHN WICK - R - Action/Thriller - Keanu Reeves plays an ex-hit man who goes back to work to take revenge on gangsters blah blah blah. 101 min.

OUIJA - PG13 - Horror - Friends play with an ouija board and then bad things happen. 89 min.

ROSEWATER - R - Drama - Iranian authorities detain and interrogate Canadian journalist Maziar Bahari. Based on a true story. Written and directed by Jon Stewart. 103 min.

WHIPLASH - R - Drama - A young drummer enrolls at a harsh music conservatory, where he’s mentored by a ruthless instructor. 107 min.

LAST CHANCE ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY - PG - Comedy - The title pretty much tells the tale. Stars Jennifer Garner and Steve Carell. 81 min.

BOOK OF LIFE - PG - Animation/Comedy - A young man must either stay with his family or go out on some crazy, fantastic adventure. 95 min.

NIGHTCRAWLER- R - Crime/Drama - A desperate man (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to force his way into LA crime journalism. Also stars Rene Russo. 117 min.

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by Alex Mitchell & Dayna Yamasaki

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MAKAWAO THIRD PARTY - Fri, Nov 21. Step back in time to the charming days of paniolos and old Hawaii at Makawao Third Fridays this weekend. All are welcome to enjoy live entertainment, shop with local merchants, and savor the unique flavors of this Upcountry town. Free. 6-9pm.

Makawao Town; Mauifridays.com/makawao VIBE EDM TAKEOVER PARTY - Fri, Nov 21.

Looks like DJ Jay P and DJ LX will be bringing some bass and dance vibes to the North Shore this weekend! 21 and over. 9:30pm. $5 before 11pm, $10 after. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com Q103 PRESENTS: DANI GIRL - Sat, Nov 22. Hosted by Q103’s very own DJ/MC Irie Dole, check out Dani Girl with the Kryptones on the North Shore this weekend. Mellow, sweet and irie Reggae vibes. Expect dancehall tunes. 21 and over. 9:30pm. $5 before 10pm, $10 after. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com ‘80S NIGHT - Sat, Nov 22. Jam out to totally 80s hits with DJ Blast Upcountry this weekend. Make sure to bring all your dancing in the kitchen buddies, side ponytails, a scrunchie on your wrist, neon lace gloves and Molly Ringwald memories.

21 and over. Music starts at 10pm. $5 cover before 11pm. Casanova’s Makawao (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; Casanovamaui.com

STAGE ‘LEGEND OF KO‘OLAU’ - Sun, Nov 23. Written

by Gary T. Kubota, this historical drama is about Kaluaiko‘olau, Hawaiian cowboy and outlaw. In this one-man play, a courageous story unfolds about a Hawaiian family on Kauai fighting for their rights amidst the chaos and loss of Hawaiian sovereignty in 1893.

This encore performance features a new lead actor, Moronai Kanekoa, who grew up on Maui and currently works in Los Angeles as a theater and film actor. Tickets are $28, half-price for children. 3pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner, and VIP packages are available.

5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com LAHAINA INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL THEATER CLASSES - Thru Dec. 15. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up again with Lahaina Intermediate School and the Lahaina Complex After-School Tutor Project. On select Mondays they will be providing free after-school drama classes with Miss Kristi Scott, local theater arts director, actress and instructor. 2:50-4pm. Lahaina Intermediate School (871 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-214-7443

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Nov 20. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses

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local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month.

Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - (Every Sat.) Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com FARM TO TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest.

Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - (Every Sun.) Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS (Every Sun & Mon.) Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends.

5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).

ART MODERN TWIST: CONTEMPORARY JAPANESE BAMBOO ART - Oct 30-Dec 20. This international traveling museum exhibition brings together 17 master bamboo artists from Japan with works that display the highest level of material knowledge and skill, transformed into imaginatively crafted sculptural art. Tue-Sun. 10am-5pm. Free. Schaefer International Gallery. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org RELATIONSHIPS AND COLLABORATIONS Thru Wed, Dec 3. A select group of artists has been invited to collaborate and create some unique works of art. Mon-Sun, 10:30am-5pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-5725979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com THE AFTERMATH OF FUKUSHIMA - Thru Sun, Nov 30. Visit Wailuku Coffee Company to see art done by Sean Singharaja Baba relating to the aftermath of Fukushima. Be aware, be informed. Free. Wailuku Coffee Company (26 N. Market St., Wailuku); Freshislandart.com IAN HAIGHT - Every Fri in Nov. Ian Haight was born on the island of Oahu and raised on the Big Island of Hawaii. His art is one way of showing how beautiful and precious the environment is. He will be working on his beach and ocean inspired paintings. Free.

4:30-7:30pm. Maui Hands Gallery - Lahaina (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com JACK HAMILTON - Every Mon in Nov. Jack Hamilton has been a silversmith for over 40 years and a fine art oil painter for 20 years. In 1992, he became one of the founding artists of Maui Hands.

Astoundingly popular, he has since sold in the galleries over 700 paintings and over 2,500 unique

sterling silver jewelry pieces. He will be creating beautiful pieces in the gallery. Free. 11am-2pm.

Maui Hands Gallery - Lahaina (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com ELIZABETH CURRENT - Thu, Nov 20. Talk stories with oil/watercolor/pastel artist Elizabeth Current. Bring your friends and family to see her work her magic on her art pieces. Free. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com MEET MAUI SCULPTOR STEVE TURNBULL - Fri, Nov 21. Maui sculptor, Steve Turnbull, creates a symphony of line that flows in harmony with nature using various woods from all areas, not just Hawaii. Through his work he hopes to educate and motivate next generations to really see and to preserve the beauty of our environment. Free.

6:30pm. Lahaina Galleries (828 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-6284; Lahainagalleries.com BANYAN TREE ART FAIR - Sat - Sun, Nov 22-23.

Enjoy a day under the Banyan trees surrounded by beautiful art pieces created by local artists. Free. 9am - 5pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com JON NORDBY - Tue, Nov 25. Jon is a full-time Maui resident - retired, but following a new creative path making unique stone and exotic wood table lamps. A natural artist and while building his home in Wailea, Jon designed a number of interior elements, including designing and making lamps for the bedrooms and common areas. Jon will be putting the finishing touches on his newest lamps formed from wood, stone, blown glass and small carvings. Free. Maui Hands Gallery (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com JERRY SULLIVAN - Tue, Nov 25. Visit oil, acrylic and watercolor artist Jerry Sullivan as he works his magic on his pieces. Bring your friends and family! Free. 10am2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com BRYAN DEBRIS POLAND - Wed, Nov 26. Bring your friends and family to meet and greet mixed media artist, Bryan Poland. Free. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com MEET TUSCAN ARTIST ANDREA RAZZAUTI - Wed, Nov 26. Tuscan artist Andrea Razzauti resides on Maui where he paints memories of his homeland and beautiful white sand beaches of Hawaii. His work is calming, sophisticated and pleasing to the eye. The viewer enjoys the experience and appreciates the skill of his detailed artistry; light and shadowing are key to the experience. Free. 6:30pm. Lahaina Galleries Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-874-8583 ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE ‘ELF THE MUSICAL’ - Fri, Nov 28, 2014 - Sun, Dec 14, 2014. A musical comedy about young orphan Buddy who mistakenly crawls into Santa’s bag and grows up thinking he is an elf. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays, 3pm on Sundays. $20$40. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com MAUI CHORAL ARTS-WE NEED A LITTLE CHRISTMAS - Nov 29-30. Maui Choral Arts Association Presents “We Need A Little Christmas.” Join Artistic Director Gary Shin-Leavitt and special guest conductor Vania Jerome as Maui Choral Arts returns with their exciting annual holiday concert. This exceptional chorus of over 75 singers, accompanied by pia-

nist Lotus Dancer, kicks off your holiday season with classic songs. Nov. 29 show starts at 7:30pm, Nov. 30 show starts at 3pm. Tickets are $30 adults, $15 students w/ID, kids 18 and under free. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org DANIEL TOSH AKA TOSH.0 - Sun, Nov 30. Two showtimes! Live Nation presents Daniel Tosh, star of his Comedy Central series Tosh.0. This topical weekly series features Tosh’s humor and biting commentary as he delves into all aspects of the internet, from absolutely absurd to incredibly ingenious. Advisory: This show has adult content and language.

7pm and 9:30pm. Tickets are $55. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HI CINEMA SHOWCASE - Thu, Dec 4. 5:30 pm: The Haumana / 7:30 pm: Get A Job. First, Oahu writer/director Keo Woolford’s The Haumana, a heartfelt story about traditional hula that challenges contemporary Hawaiian stereotypes. Then, Maui writer/director Brian Kohne’s comedy Get A Job, starring Willie K, Eric Gilliom, Carolyn Omine, Augie T and Jake Shimabukuro. Look for a monthly Hawaii Cinema Showcase screening series beginning in January 2015. Tickets are $12 per movie, or $22 for the double feature. For more info, visit HawaiiCinema.com. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HERB ALPERT & LANI HALL - Fri, Dec 5. Herb Alpert, with wife and vocalist Lani Hall, perform a concert with a trio of musicians and songs from their exciting new album In The Mood and last year’s Grammy-winning album Steppin Out. The concert will include a glittery jazz set sprinkled with Brazilian flavors and songbook favorites like “Puttin’ on the Ritz,” “Moondance,” “Let’s Face the Music & Dance,” “Fever,” “La Vie en Rose,” a Tijuana Brass medley and many others. Tickets are $35, $45, $55, $75. Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HOLIDAY POPS - Sun, Dec 7. Holiday Pops with special guest soloist Doug LaBrecque and the Maui Pops Chorus; Music Director James Durham and the Maui Pops Orchestra. The traditional holiday Pops concert is especially enhanced this year by guest artist Doug LaBrecque, who has been a soloist with some of the world’s finest symphony orchestras and has had leading roles in numerous Broadway shows including Phantom of the Opera, Showboat, Oscar Hammerstein’s 100th Birthday Celebration and others. Tickets are $15, $30, $40, $50 (half-price students 18 & under for $30-50 seats). Show starts at 3pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, A LIVE RADIO PLAY’ - Fri, Dec 12, 2014 - Sun, Jan 11, 2015.

A beloved holiday classic of a 1940s radio broadcast about George Bailey, who considers ending his life on a dark Christmas Eve. 7:30pm on Fridays and Saturdays, and 3pm on Sundays. Price TBA. Pro Arts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com MAPA’S ‘NUTCRACKER SWEETS’ - Sat, Dec 13. (Two performances). Maui audiences are in for a sweet treat this holiday season when Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) presents Nutcracker Sweets, a delightful family-friendly production of the treasured classic featuring 150 MAPA students. With sumptuous costumes and inspired choreography set to the timeless Tchaikovsky score, Nutcracker Sweets is a must-see event for all ages. Two performances at 2pm and 7pm. Tickets are $22, and $18 for age 12 & under. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Digiluxe w/DJ Kurt, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Sunrise w/ DJ Decka, 10pm

Volcanic w/ DJ Playwfire, 10pm

MON- Movies & Games, TUE- Tequila Tuesdays w/ DJ Firefly,10pm, WED- Wine Down Wed w/ DJ Jumpin’ Jones, 10pm

Adam Masterson

Benny Uyetake

Johnny Ringo

Will Hertzog

MON-Dave Carrol, TUE-Jordon Cuddy, WEDJustin Philips

Adrian Xavier & The Mirage, 9:30pm

80’s Night w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover!

Vibe EDM Party w/ DJ Jay P & DJ LX, 9:30pm

Q103 Presents Dani Girl & The Kryptones w/ DJ/ MC Irie Dole, 9:30pm

NFL Sunday Ticket!

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE -Tex Mex w/ Howard Ahia 6:30pm, WED- Randall Rospond 6:30pm

Will Hartzag time tba

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

NFL @ 3:25pm, Gomega Presents the Network, 10pm

Mango Pickers, 8pm

After Party w. Kittinger Jump, 10pm

NFL Gina Martinelli, 7pm

MON- NFL 3:25pm, TUE-Pool League, WED-Pool Tournament

Quiz at 7pm, DJ L 10pm

DJ L 10pm

Jordon Cuddy, 8pm

Steve Craig, 6pm

MON-Bartenders Mix 10pm, TUE-Tequila Tuesday & Johnny Ringo at 10pm, WEDSpecial Edition Quiz Night w/ DJ L 10pm

Ryan Robinson

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Jazz Brunch, 1-4pm PM-Rick G

MON- Rick G, TUE-Justin Morris & Dickie Tilton, WED-Cole Sulenta

Dominic 4-8pm, Good Chemistry, 9-close

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guys, 9-close

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Red Krown, 9-close

NFL/ Karaoke Industry Night

MON Karaoke 8-close, TUE- Rick G 4pm, WED-Rick G 4pm & Open Mic 9-close

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

TUE- Willie K & Blues Band 9pm, WEDFamous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

HARD ROCK CAFE

MON-Kaliko’s Way 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm, WED-Evan Shulman, 7:30 pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

HERITAGE FILMS: ‘OLA NA IWI’ & ‘KA HO’INA’ Sun, Dec 14. Ola Na ‘Iwi and Ka Ho’ina are two short films that explore the events leading to the establishment and implementation of the Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act (NAGPRA).

From the burials at Honokahua to the streets of Honolulu to the thousands of miles traveled to bring home the bones, those dedicated to the ‘iwi kupuna (ancestral remains) remain steadfast in their responsibility.

Panel discussion and Q&A will follow the screening.

12pm. Tickets are $10. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, NOV 20 SNEAK PEAK AT INNOVATIVE BUSINESSES - Students with entrepreneurial aspirations in UH Maui College’s Applied Business & Information Technology (ABIT) program invite the public for a sneak peak of their beta business. Student plans range from an exotic, hand-made jewelry company using local sources, to a cyber-security consultancy, a company distributing culturally inspired Hana-made products, a raw food restaurant, and a centrally located furniture refinisher/paint warehouse. They are looking forward to feedback from the community to hone their plan and launch a successful enterprise. Free. 10:30am12pm and 5:30-7pm. UHMC Ka‘a‘ike Building (310 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3619 PICNIC FOR POKI - Take a mid day break and enjoy the beautiful sounds of Hawaii. There will be delicious fresh baked cookies and coffee from the Roselani Place kitchen. Bring your lunch, a lawn chair and most importantly, bring a friend. Free.

Ka‘ahumanu Church (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720 FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Steve Edwards

Mark Smeltzer

Rick Glencross

GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

WED - Karaoke 9pm

“Keytar”

until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, NOV 22

VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai BARBARA TACYSHYN-ROTH ROTH and visit the beautiful and hidH - Meet and greet Barbara and den Honokowai Valley, an area er clos get her signature on her closed to the public. Among e Ha debut children’s picture Hawaiian archaeological s book, Auntie Margaret’s sites, you’ll learn about Haw Crooked House. This waiian history and culture book is perfect for ages as you help to remove 4 and up as it teaches invasive weed plants and keiki about kindness and possibly plant native specommunity. A portion of cies. 9am-3:30pm. North S the sales will go to Toys Sugar Cane Train Station.

MAUITIME.COM/EVENTS/COMMUNITY/ADD ((Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); for Tots. Free. 5-8pm Maui 80 Kombucha (810 Kokomo 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunte Rd., Haiku); 414-319-9096 unteersonvacation.org

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MAS PUAMANA CHRISTMAS ght, the FAIR - (Fri-Sat) Friday night, nderful holiGala Opening will offer wonderful day shopping opportunities; Christmas decor, edible gifts, locally made jewelry, purses, housewares, trinkets and treasures. The Lahaina Sunrise Rotary Club will be selling Christmas trees and wreaths, there will be hourly prize drawings, entertainment, pupus and beverages. You might even run into one of Santa’s helpers! Free. Friday 4-8pm, Saturday 9am-8pm. Heritage Clubhouse in Puamana. (Front St./ Honopiilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-3912; lguernsey@telus.net HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush

SUNDAY, NOV 23 SUN THANKSGI THANKSGIVING WORSHIP SERVICE AND FELLOWSHIP LUNCHEON - All are welcome to celebrate an early Thanksgiving with Valley Isle Fellowship. No fee or dish to bring. Luncheon is open to everyone. Free.

9am. Valley Isle Fellowship (473 S High St., Wailuku); 808-244-0865 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, NOV 24 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-2498811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

MON- Mel Arausa, TUE-Fulton Tashombe, WED-Fulton Teshombe

TUESDAY, NOV 25 MEETING ON STATE’S LAND USE SYSTEM - The State Office of Planning is holding meetings on the effectiveness of the state’s land use system. These meetings may be of particular interest to land-owners, developers, farmers, conservationists, planners and others who have had or will have experience with state land use, district boundary amendments and special permit matters. Meetings will include an overview of the land use system. Participants will be asked to share their land use system experiences and offer ideas for improvement. Free. 6-8pm. Maui Planning Commission Conference Room (200 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-587-2885

WEDNESDAY, NOV 26 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com VOLUNTEERING ON VACATION: O’O FARM - Work on an exquisite organic farm in the misting forest of Waipoli in Kula. Wear sturdy shoes and bring a light jacket that you do not mind getting a little dirty, plus water and sunscreen. Gloves and gardening tools provided. Please call 24 hours in advance to sign up. Free. 8:45am. O‘o Farm (651 Waipoli Rd., Kula) 808-249-8811 ext 1.

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

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WILD WAHINE WEDNESDAY

CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT DJ KURT

MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $5 BEFORE 11PM - $10 AFTER

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 6:30pm

Barry Flanagan of HAPA, 9pm

1810’ 8-10pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

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Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION)

NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com.

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana).

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-

MON- S.I.N. 50% off, 10pm, TUE-DJ Big Mike 10pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

artCORE Maui, 6-11pm

1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, no cover

Generation Gap,10pm

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu.

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm. Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods.

8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei).

MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET eggies, - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jel-lies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org

Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays.

3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine.

Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet.

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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

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HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

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MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

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THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA MARTINI LOUNGE - Thu, DJ Kurt 10pm; Fri, DJ Blast 10pm; Sat, DJ Decka 10pm; Sun, DJ Playwfire 10pm; Tue, DJ Firefly 10pm; Wed, DJ Jumpin’ Jones 10pm; (1913 South Kihei Rd, Kihei); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

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PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

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PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Thu, Quiz 7pm, DJ L 10pm; Fri, DJ L 10pm; Mon, Chad Kaya & Michael Russell 10pm; Sun, Steve Craig 6pm; Sat, Jordan Cuddy 8pm; Wed, Jessica & Kanoa 10pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

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RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

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MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

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PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:307:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

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TAQUERIA CRUZ - Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:308:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Pi‘ilani Arias 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben Deleon 5-8pm; Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

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UPCOUNTRY CASANOVA - Wed, DJ Kurt $5 cover before 11pm, $10 after. 10pm; Thu, Willie K and his Blues Band $10 cover 9pm; Fri, Mezzaine Marasco Sandwich Isle Bass Techno Dance Party $10 cover 9:45pm; Sat, Mad Hatters Tea Party $10 cover at 10pm.

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FLATBREAD COMPANY - First Wednesday, Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 5:30-8pm; Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm. (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

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If you were a door-to-door salesperson this week, you’d make a bloody fortune. You can talk anyone into anything right now. Go ahead and convince the bartender to give you free drinks, or your boss to give everyone an extra-long lunch hour. But when it comes to changing someone’s mind about anything that’s important, be sure that the consequences will be more good than bad—because you’ll have to live with them either way.

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I think you’re ready for that responsibility, but—do you?

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Politics should not be emotional. Running the government ought to be strictly a pencil-pushing, get-thingsdone affair, not this epic battle over ideas. It’s because people can’t separate their emotions from their politics that some really dumb, poorly-qualified people sometimes get elected—without unreasoning fear and blind faith, they wouldn’t stand a chance. This week, don’t let your practical head stuff get too intermixed with all the sloppy, illogical heart stuff. There are times when it’s good to let one influence the other, to revel in the gorgeous mess that usually results. But this isn’t one of them. Keep your brain’s business and your soul’s passions as separate as church and state aresupposed to be in our government.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Unrealistic romance is the name of the game this weekend. This isn’t a bad thing, at all. By all means, indulge yourself with soft lighting and long, soul-melting staring matches. Don’t read too much into it, though; enjoy the moments thoroughly, but resist the urge to make promises that may wither under the harsh fluorescents of the coming week. If, by next Thursday, you’re still feeling the way you did while pouring red wine down each others’ throats on the candlelit bearskin hearth rug, then swear eternal fealty, endless adoration, or whatever feels right—but not before.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You may wrack your brain this week, trying to recall if you’ve recently eaten oysters, or somehow consumed powdered rhinoceros horn. You’ll probably want to come up with some explanation for this off-the-hook horniness. Stop looking suspiciously around the office trying to figure out who slipped Viagra into your morning coffee. It’s actually just you. Indulge your lascivious urges. Why not? If you don’t currently have a regular lover or friend with benefits, there’s nothing wrong with a long weekend of self-pleasure, or a wellhandled, no illusions one-night stand.

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Cancers, as a tribe, have a special mix of down-toearth practicality and whacked out emotions which can lead to some fascinating and brilliant innovations, along with many, many messes. The trouble is, you rarely deliberately apply this combination to anything outside yourself, so people almost never get a glimpse of this cool brand of creativity. This week, escape your own fascinating but limited inner world and bring your faculties to bear on situations that will actually, tangibly affect other people.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

You’re lucky this week. I don’t know why; you’ve just got this glow about you, like good things are going to happen. Happy accidents. Be flexible and open to them. Try new things. You’ll probably never get the results you expect, but the surprises will be even better. I can almost guarantee it. Be alert to these startling outcomes, because they could be openings to new paths you’d never before considered—didn’t even know existed, in fact—which are actually exactly your flavor. Don’t miss these turn-offs from the highway you’re on. They’re the kinds of detours that make the whole trip worthwhile.

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Everything is sex. We know this—your problem is that it’ll be hard to view it in any other light this week, given the fact that your astrological omens are having a nonstop orgy. Sexuality is the lens through which you’re blessed or doomed to see the world right now. It’s not so bad—it’s bound to get you laid a bunch, after all—but for those who aren’t quite so one-track as you, it could get a bit old, so you might want to keep your filthy thoughts to yourself. In other words, you can’t help what you see, nor how you see it, but you can keep from saying it all out loud, or worse, acting it out. Restraint (no, not restraints, you horndog) can be sexy. Try it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Love is the answer, you’ll probably decide this week. That’s because the planets have brewed up an intense dose of high-grade Ecstasy for you.

Call and visit everyone you know, just to tell them how much you adore them. Sure, you’ll get funny looks—someone might even be concerned enough to slip you the number to the suicide hotline—but so what? Most people will be pleasantly surprised (beneath their initial discomfort) to receive this kind of effusiveness from you. Don’t miss this chance to spill your guts and wax poetic, because who knows when your next one might be?

Announcing that you’ve changed your mind about something won’t raise many eyebrows; you’re notoriously flexible about your ideas and opinions.

However, trying to force your brand new viewpoint on others will shock those you subject your zealotry to— not only because it’s completely out of character, but also because it’s in bad taste. Oh, you know that this time you’re right, probably more right than you’ve ever been, but still—let it settle for a while before you go spreading the good word. Now you just seem brainwashed and culty. In a couple of weeks or months you’ll seem either batshit crazy—or 100% right.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

The unrequited love thing is so tired and boring.

Please resist falling into that trap (again). It’s going to be yawning open for you this week. Generally mistrust any attractions that spring up this week. They’re probably screwed: Either your blossoming crush is focused on someone you secretly know you can’t have, or it has nothing to do with the actual person— it’s all about what you’re projecting onto her, or him.

Neither should you abandon these feelings. They could be real. They might even have long-term potential. My point is that there’s no way to know, just now.

Wait it out. You’ll know in two weeks’ time whether this is something to jump at, or run away from.

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