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“If that’s not successful, it will be very difficult for us,” Titterton said. “I really can’t imagine that we’d come back with another drive later in the year.”

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KIHEI TO GET 68 NEW ‘LUXURY’ HOMES

Michael Titterton

At a time when there’s just one alternative newsweekly in the state (you’re looking at it) and a single company owns every daily newspaper in the state except for The Maui News, the variety and independence of the programming on Hawaii Public Radio is both refreshing and vital. Funded largely by listeners, HPR depends on regularly scheduled pledge drives. For regular listeners, the drive’s constant interruptions for station personnel to ask for money can be a hassle, but they’re necessary–something listeners must endure before the station raises their required funds and everything goes back to normal.

But what happens when the drive fails?

On Friday, Oct. 10, for the first time in the last 15 years, Hawaii Public Radio failed to meet its fundraising goal. The goal of its most recent 10-day pledge drive was $1.032 million, but the station only raised a little over $799,000. Michael Titterton, HPR’s president and general manager, said he and his colleagues are “still trying to figure it out” and cover the rather substantial $232,000-plus shortfall.

“We were very disappointed but not shocked,” Titterton told me by phone on Oct. 13. “It had to happen sooner or later.

The longer it goes on successfully, the less people think it [a shortfall] can happen.”

As Titterton noted, “it’s certainly been a bad few months for everyone.” He also felt recent stock market plunges didn’t help. “But I can’t help thinking a certain complacency set in,” he said. “I can’t believe in my heart of hearts that this is the permanent state of affairs.”

That being said, Titterton also said the station has been in solid financial shape.

“We’ve finished the last 15 years in the black,” he said. “We’re debt-free now.

We own the building we’re in. We don’t want to borrow money to stay in business, and we don’t want to cut service.”

So what’s next for HPR? On Wednesday, Oct. 15 the station began “Celebration 2014: Closing Time,” a follow-up pledge drive to make up the shortfall.

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MAUI LAND & PINE PENSIONS SAVED! ALSO, LIPOA POINT Maybe I’m getting senile, but it took me a while to figure out why Hawaii Lt. Governor Shan Tsutsui signed legislation (Act 241) buying Lipoa Point from Maui Land & Pineapple Co. way over at ILWU headquarters in Wailuku yesterday. I mean, he could’ve easily just driven out to Honolua Bay and surrounded himself with happy beach-goers, surfers and environmentalists, maybe while handing some ML&P official one of those giant novelty checks (in this case, made out for $20 million). But instead he appeared (as Acting Governor) at a union office with a bunch of union officials.

Then I read all the way to the end of Tsutsui’s Oct. 9 press release: “Act 241 also requires proceeds from the deal to fund ML&P’s pension plan, which would ensure pension needs are met for the company’s PHOTO BY FOREST & KIM STARR / WIKIMEDIA

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Just when you thought South Maui had all the “luxury” homes it needed, Hunt Development Group went and broke ground on a few dozen more.

On Oct. 6, the company held a groundbreaking and blessing ceremony at the site of their new Nu’u Aina development, which is located mauka of Pi’ilani Highway near the Maui Research and Technology Park in Kihei.

“The project will offer 68 luxury residences conveniently located near many of Maui’s best attractions, allowing owners to experience the beauty of the island’s sense of place while enjoying modern day comforts,” states Hunt’s Oct. 9 news release. “Nu‘u Aina will offer a collection of one- and two-story single-family homes, and two-story villas, on 17 acres of land with expansive green spaces surrounded by lush tropical landscaping. The property offers breathtaking ocean, golf course, and sunset views, as well as a pool and hot tub complex with outdoor kitchen facilities.”

As if to underscore the “luxury” nature of the new project, the name “Wailea” appears three times in the press release–it’s billed as a “Private condominium community located near luxury Wailea resorts”–even though the homes will be in the heart of Kihei. “The community of Wailea and its world-class resorts, such as Four Seasons and Grand Wailea, will provide Nu‘u Aina owners with access to numerous high-end dining choices and shopping at Maui’s premier shopping complex, The Shops at Wailea,” the news release helpfully states, though it somehow neglects to mention that those places are all much further from Nu’u Aina than the Kihei Safeway, which is within walking distance of the project.

The news release also includes a quote from Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa on the project’s importance: “I have been aware of this project for some

time now, and I am very happy to see it come to fruition under the management of the Hunt Development Group,” Arakawa said in the news release. “This project will not only offer new housing opportunities, it will provide much needed jobs for local area residents, and drive revenue to our local businesses. Further, it will also support the ongoing growth and development of our Maui Research and Technology Park, located right next door.”

That’s pretty generous, especially since Arakawa’s name isn’t on the long list of Hawaii public officials who’ve taken campaign contributions from Woody L. Hunt, Hunt Development Group’s chairman. Since 2007 (though Hunt Building is many decades old, the Development Group itself only formed in 2006), Woody Hunt has given $104,450 to various state and local officials, according to the Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission.

Lipoa Point saved, again

Here are some of the more notable names: • Gov. Neil Abercrombie: $12,000 • Former Lt. Gov. James “Duke” Aiona: $6,000 • State Sen. David Ige: $500 • U.S. Senator Brian Schatz: $500 • Speaker of the House Joe Souki: $300 Pre-sales are scheduled to begin sometime next year. For more information, visit Nuuaina.com.

Overheard Man: “You won today.”

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retirees,” the new release stated. “There are 1,600 pensioners, 1,000 of which are International Longshore Warehouse Union (ILWU) members.”

Also included in the news release was an approval from an ILWU official.

“Our retired ILWU members are extremely pleased that their pension plans have been funded,” ILWU President Donna Domingo said. “As anyone can imagine, our members looked forward to having financial security in their golden years after dedicating their lives to the company for many years.”

Duh. For years, Maui Land & Pineapple Co.– a for-profit corporation–loudly and repeatedly told everyone within spitting distance that they would never develop Lipoa Point. Then a couple years ago, citing sudden problems with their employee pensions, they said the point was back on the table. Environmentalists were outraged and people everywhere commenced much wringing of the hands.

Which brings us to today–the State of Hawaii stepping in with a monster $20 million check to “save” Honolua Bay from a company that failed to keep its own financial house in order.

Who wants to celebrate? ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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QUIZ understood 2.

The Hawaii State Archives announced new efforts at building digital archives, during an Oct. 10 briefing for officials. In which year did the Hawaii State Archives first begin preserving historical government records?

A. 1895 B. 1905 C. 1915 D. 1925 E. Records?

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1. On Friday, Oct. 10, Planned Parenthood of Hawaii Action Network released its list of endorsements for the upcoming general election. Which one of the following Democrats were NOT on the list?

A. Lt. Gov. Shan Tsutsui B. Sen. Roz Baker C. Rep. Mele Carroll D. Rep. Angus McKelvey E. Sen. David Ige

Monday, Oct. 13 was historic because that’s when Wailuku Water Co. (formerly known as Wailuku Sugar Co.) began returning 10 million gallons of water per day into Iao Stream–ending diversions that began in the 19th century. According to an Oct. 7 Maui News story, when did the contested case process to stop the diversions begin?

A. 2010 B. 2008 C. 2006 D. 2004 E. 2002

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MauiSphere (and where he’ll end up each day): Oct 16: 16.3 miles Ulupalakua Ranch Ballpark Oct 17: 14.3 miles Kealia Coastal Boardwalk Oct 18: 11.1 miles Olowalu Beach Oct 19: 16.9 miles D.T. Fleming Beach Park Oct 20: 13.8 miles Kaukini Art Gallery Oct 21: 10.5 miles Waihe’e Coastal Preserve Oct 22: 11.5 miles Baldwin Beach Park PHOTO COURTESY USTA

Those interested in helping Sato (he’s also looking for restaurants and caterers to donate evening meals during his walk) can do so online at Gofundme.com/bbs194.

-Anthony Pignataro

LAND POLLUTION REALLY HURTING GREEN SEA TURTLES

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AREA MAN WALKS AROUND MAUI There are lots of ways to help nonprofit organizations on Maui. You can write them a check. You can volunteer a few hours of your time each week. Or you can do what Brian Sato is planning to do: walk all 165 miles around the island.

Yes, starting on Saturday, Oct. 11, Sato began walking around Maui. He started at Baldwin Beach Park in Paia at 6am. If all goes well, he plans on finishing up there on Oct. 22. He’s doing it for Kahului-based Hale Makua Health Services, which has provided services for the elderly since 1946. “[F]or the past 5 years I have been collecting holiday gifts for residents of both Hale Makua facilities here on Maui, who don’t have family on the island,” Sato says in his GoFundMe pitch. “This past holiday season I was asked if I or any of my friends could help with getting a new wide screen TV or stove.

Sadly, we couldn’t afford such expensive items so I’ve decided to raise money by walking 165 miles around the island of Maui.”

Here’s the rest of his walking schedule

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The Hawaii Pacific Intermediate tennis team from Lahaina is headed to South Carolina to compete in the 2014 United States Tennis Association Jr. Team Tennis 14U National Championships. The championship event will be held Oct. 17-19 at the Cayce Tennis & Fitness Center in Cayce, South Carolina.

The tournament will feature more than 250 participants representing the top 32 teams from across the U.S. Lahaina’s team is made up of Kiana Bell, Kaihulali Casco, Nikki Fernando, Zack Fernando, Jessica Griffiths, Kaelyn Kato, Kyle Killett and Aiilana Suehiro.

“The National Championships are the culmination of the Jr.Team Tennis season and bring together the best teams from the 17 sections,” said Craig Jones, Director, USTA Junior Play and Competition, in an Oct. 13 USTA news release. “Not only is the level of competition incredible, but the kids are treated like royalty throughout the event with free meals, player parties and that famous Southern Hospitality.”

The National Championships feature teams that have advanced from the Section level to compete for the title. Each year, the

USTA crowns a national champion in two age divisions (14U and 18U) in both Intermediate and Advanced play divisions.

mors,” states the news release. “Kihei, Maui, has been called a ‘ground zero’ for fibropapillomatosis, the disease that is caused by a herpes virus and manifests as tumors in turtles.

Humans appear unaffected by the disease.”

The end result, is something of an ecological disaster for species that once thrived in pre-pollution times.

“The native species we have as our limu, fish and corals evolved for millions of years in low nutrient environments,” Smith said in the news release. “Any added nitrogen that enters our tropical coasts begins to alter the fundamental competition among species. With too much nutrient input, as we have seen on Maui, new dynamics of fast growth by non-native superweeds occurs. These weeds take over our reefs, and we tend to lose our native species.”

That's one messed up turtle

pesticide residue that runoff into the ocean are indeed damaging near-shore coral reefs and infecting green sea turtles with chronic and sometimes lethal tumors, a new study from the University of Hawaii researchers just published in the journal PeerJ shows.

“For years, local ocean lovers have known that our green turtles have had awful tumors on their heads, eyes and front flippers,” said UH Manoa Marine Biology Professor Celia Smith, who worked with Kyle S. Van Houton of NOAA’s Turtle Research Program on the new study, said in an Oct. 6 news release. “Many hypotheses were offered to explain the tumors, but we kept coming back to the observation that urban reefs—those near dense populations—are the sites with greater numbers of sick turtles. We had no mechanism for this disease.”

Put simply, the runoff perpetuates the growth of non-native “superweeds” on the reefs. “Turtles that graze on blooms of invasive seaweeds end up with a diet that is rich in a particular amino acid, arginine, which promotes the virus that creates the tumors,” states the UH news release.

“More than 60 percent of turtles in Kane‘ohe Bay have been observed to bear tu-

HALEAKALA RANCH DONATES ITS HISTORY Earlier this year, the 125-year-old Haleakala Ranch released its official history– called Haleakala Ranch–as written by John Harrisson. Now the Ranch–which contains about 29,000 acres–has decided that everyone should have access to the book.

It’s gone and donated copies to every public library in Maui County as well as every public and private high school in the county.

“We hope that our donation helps to enhance the library’s already outstanding collection of Hawaii books,” said Haleakala Ranch president Don Young in an Oct. 9 Haleakala Ranch news release. “The history of Haleakala Ranch is such an integral part of Maui’s history, we wanted to make it available to everyone.”

Those who still insist on buying the book can get a copy at the Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center or the Makawao History Museum.

Book sale proceeds will benefit each nonprofit.

-Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT Doris Carvalho of Tampa, Florida, is raising venture capital to expand her hobby of crafting high-end handbags from groomed, recycled dog hair (two pounds’ worth for each bag). With investors, she could lower her costs and the $1,000 price tag, since it now takes 50 hours’ labor to make the yarn for her haute couture accessory.

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Overlooked was a new project by the Houston space-flight company Celestis, known for blasting human ashes into orbit (most famously those of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry). Celestis, working with a California company, will soon offer to shoot pets’ remains into orbit ($995) or perhaps even to the moon ($12,000).

THE CONTINUING CRISIS Ontario’s top court rejected Bryan Teskey’s complaint in August over how Roman Catholics continue to be discriminated against by the laws of British royal succession. Even though Ontario (along with many Commonwealth countries) recently removed some aspects of bias (ending the ban on the royal family’s marrying Catholics), Teskey pointed out that Canadian Catholics still do not have a fair shot at becoming king or queen (although Teskey did not claim that he, personally, had been a candidate).

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Venezuela, already in a recession, suffered a particularly cruel blow (according to a September Associated Press dispatch from Caracas) with the recent

shortage in availability of breast implants for its beauty-obsessed senoritas.

Restrictive currency controls are limiting enhancement surgeries from the 85,000 performed last year and, according to a local joke, will force Venezuelan women to start developing their personalities.

(But according to leading surgeon Dr. Daniel Slobodianik, when potential patients are told their preferred size implant is back-ordered, many merely choose the next-largest available size.)

BIG, BIG MONEY On the same day in September, Washington, D.C., and New York City made traffic-camera announcements, with Washington declaring a revenue crisis and New York revealing that just one speed camera in Brooklyn had earned the city $77,550 in a single day. The District of Columbia had projected $93 million in annual camera income, but estimated it would collect only $26 million, while New York City, which has many fewer cameras, was marveling at the 1,551 tickets the Brooklyn camera zapped on July 7.

AMERICAN SCENES Staci Anne Spence, 42, was hauled to jail for assault in Sandpoint, Idaho, in September, but when the squad car arrived at the station, officers learned that during the ride, she had completely gnawed through the back seat–foam padding and seat cover. And a 38-yearold man was taken, unconscious, to St. Mary’s Hospital in Rochester, Minnesota, in August. After allegedly choking his mother-in-law and refusing to cooperate with police, who used a stun gun and chemical spray on him to no effect, he dramatically KO’d himself with an empty beer bottle.

DOCTORS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN An August West Virginia Board of Medicine report accused Martinsburg doctor Tressie Montene Duffy, age 44 and owner of a “weight and wellness” clinic, of overprescribing drugs and repeatedly exposing herself to co-workers–including forcing one employee to “motor boat” Duffy’s surgically enhanced breasts.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS In Londonderry, Northern Ireland, in August, Kevin Clarence, 20, was arrested for an inept attempt to rob a supermarket. He entered the store, and only then, according to witnesses, put a plastic garbage bag over his head and decided to wait in line for his opportunity to address a cashier. He quickly got tired of waiting and said, “I’ll be back,” but was caught by police minutes after leaving the store. ■

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The Battle Of Keka‘a

What Sidney Lehua Iaukea’s new book about the development of North Beach tells us about Maui land use, and ourselves.

By Anthony Pignataro

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t’s hard to believe that just a decade ago, the Westside beaches that stretched from the Royal Lahaina Resort to Honokowai were largely empty. There were just grassy fields between the highway and the water.

Known as Keka‘a or, more colloquially, North Beach, this was the capital of Maui.

Kaka‘alaneo ruled there 500 years ago, and it was home to about 3,000 Hawaiians.

That’s all in the past now–including the grassy fields. Go to Keka‘a today and you’ll see transplanted palm trees, boardwalks, swimming pools, massive timeshares and tourists–hundreds, if not thousands, of tour-

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ists. The Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas are there, as is the Honua Kai Resort & Spa. Back in 2006, the development of Keka‘a was big news around Maui. In the year or so before the housing market collapsed, it seemed like all of West Maui would fall beneath bulldozers, and the big “timeshare resorts” planned for Keka‘a were just the first step. While much of the later development still has yet to happen (like Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s big Pulelehua project), North Beach did end up changing from largely untouched beachfront into an extension of the greater Ka‘anapali resort.

It was a beach where residents could camp, fly kites or even throw raging parties because it was big and far from places where people lived, though it was still very much still part of West Maui. Its development over the last couple decades has been anything but easy.

“I want to save North beach because that is my favorite beach,” Rochells Bucaneg of Princess Nahi‘ena‘ena Elementary School wrote in a letter to the Maui Planning Commission in the 1990s. “People can go swimming, fishing, snorkal [sic] and driving and the kids can play in the sand and have fun. People can lay down under the coconut trees and rest.”

The development of North Beach was a real fight–more so in some ways than larger Ka‘anapali to the south. The story of that development–told from the perspective of those who fought it and, to at least some extent, succeeded in scaling it back–is now available in a new book by Sidney Lehua Iaukea, PhD. Commissioned

by the North Beach-West Maui Benefit Fund– which is in itself a result of that fight–the book has a radical take on both the battles over Keka‘a and the island’s tourism economy in general.

A doctor of political science who currently lectures at Windward Community College and the University of Hawaii’s Manoa campus, Iaukea grew up on Maui. In fact, her earliest jobs helped her understand how the island’s tourism economy affects both the landscape and the residents who work in it.

Like many young people on the island, she went to work at the big Ka‘anapali resorts.

And like many of her contemporaries, she quickly found that her job required her to be subservient to transient visitors. In fact, while working as a hostess and cocktail server at the Sheraton, Iaukea even found herself required to take “How to be Aloha” classes.

“I was deeply disturbed by these experiences, but not able to adequately formalize or articulate the problem,” she writes. “It would be many years before I could put into words the discomfort I felt for being treated like a servant, and told to do so with a smile on my face and aloha in my heart. I have been critical of the tourism industry ever since.”

This notion of local subservience before tourists runs throughout the book, which draws a large array of environmental impact reports, old Pioneer Mill records and news accounts (including a couple MauiTime articles).

There is no way the development at Keka‘a and elsewhere could have taken place without it.

“I had just graduated from Kamehemeha Schools,” Iaukea told me in a phone interview.

“I had a different idea of what the culture is–it’s not just to greet the tourists.”

But as she shows in sometimes bitter detail, Iaukea’s idea is definitely a minority position.

Her thesis is radical: when American Factors, which reshaped West Maui’s land and water for the purpose of growing sugar, began to fall apart financially, it merely grafted a new narrative–the need to cater to tourists–on its old sugar infra-

structure. The result was Ka‘anapali, which immediately proved profitable but mostly stopped at Black Rock. Later, others would come in and extend Ka‘anapali into North Beach.

This was possible, at least in part legally, because of numerous archaeological studies–and the 1996 Special Management Area Use Permit–that found “no evidence” of historical importance at Keka‘a. There were no heiau features or pre-historic trails. Nor could they find any “mythological evidence that the project site has any significance,” as the SMA permit concluded.

“Like some perverse development mantra, ‘no evidence and no significance’ was drummed into the documents and through its inclusion reinforced that idea that the land is disconnected from the surrounding environment,” Iaukea writes. “Here the landscape was systematically flattened of significance so that a re-imagination of the space could occur–one that ignored larger land narratives.”

Of course, this was all made possible by

the fact that the previous sugar plantation had largely wiped the land clean of evidence of previous, pre-contact Hawaiian life. Though Iaukea quotes from a 2001 Lahaina archaeological survey noting that “it is likely that the early historic agricultural clearing destroyed all of the large platform or heiau sites which may once have existed,” she also bitterly notes that “What is destroyed cannot be recovered.”

Maybe not, but it could be developed. As Iaukea notes, the transition from sugar production to resort development was remarkably simple.

“Following closely behind sugar production, the hotel developers did not need to invent a new social narrative of this land, but simply build on the narrative of theft already enacted by the sugar growers–one that viewed the ‘aina as empty space,” Iaukea writes.

But it was the residents who provided what Iaukea calls the “submissive community support” that provide most of the legitimacy that backstops today’s big North Beach timeshares. In short, the political establishment will always make it easier to support the continuation and expansion of the tourism economy than oppose it.

“Getting off the plantation is easier to imagine than accomplish, because it takes a paradigm shift regarding the purpose of the land and people and industry,” Iaukea writes. “For many years, local history and livelihoods have reflected the economic rhetoric of two industries–sugar and tourism–and tourism still has a stranglehold on government and individual perceptions of growth and opportunity.”

Why does it have to be this way?

“I think it starts with the education system,” Iaukea told me. “The Department of Education has always supported the [tourism] industry through their curriculum, which provides labor instead of critical thinking. Everything has been set up to support whatever industry is using the land.”

Which is why many of the problems associated with development (what economists call “negative externalities”) often get lost or ignored entirely.

“Some of the results associated with resort development are poor infrastructure planning, rising land costs that attract outside investors and therefore preempt locals from buying property, the marginalization and destruction of native habitats and people, and the presentation of such development as natural, and supposedly caring for the land and people on which it encroaches,” Iaukea writes. “But economic profit does not care about caring. On Maui, sugar and hotels dominate the socio-economic strata and the panoramic landscape–naturalizing their presence by their very existence.”

Add to that the natural tendency around here to build big hotels and timeshares before infrastructure improvements like the Lahaina Bypass Highway get finished–though it partially exists now, that highway was planned to go to Honokowai–and things can get ugly really fast.

But those things are contrary to the Big Message: Hotels, resorts and timeshares are good for Maui. They respect Maui and care for Maui.

We can see this attitude in the marketing materials of the timeshares that dominate North Beach today. “Honua Kai Resort & Spa warmly welcomes each guest to our Kaanapali Beach Resort to experience an entirely new hospitality experience on Maui where we respectfully bring the essence of Hawaiian values into our contemporary resort with a vision based on sustainability, renewability and inspiration,” states the Honua Kai’s “Promise, Vision & Principles” webpage.

This is all part of what Iaukea refers to as “the tourist gaze,” which she takes from the title of sociologist John Urry’s 2002 book, which analyzed the underpinnings of the tourist economy. It’s her way of describing the very unnatural ways in which natural Maui gets remade for tourists.

“Urry discusses how both nature and native are neutralized, and then systematically reimagined, within the constructs of the tourist economy,” Iaukea writes. “In other words, land/native first have to be made visible and visitable in order to be gazed upon.

And this endeavor takes some manipulation of the natural. The visitor economy provides the frame whereby places/people are first imagined and then visited–as the entire point is to come, see, have the experience, and leave. Within this agenda, superficial under-

standings are formed and reinforced.”

Still, this is not an entirely depressing book, which in many ways is the “official” story of the West Maui Preservation Association (WMPA), a small group of intervenors who challenged big North Beach developers like Intrawest a decade ago and won various public interest concessions (scaled back development, beach boardwalks, traffic mitigation funds and so forth), as well as the “Save North Beach” activists throughout the 1990s like the student I quoted above. While we may think those concessions are small when compared to what North Beach used to be just a decade ago, we also have to acknowledge that the development of Keka‘a could have been a lot worse.

“Keka‘a is one of the pivotal places in Hawaii,” Iaukea told me. “And I know that among the first intervenors I interviewed,

there is still a lot of emotion.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

BOOK LAUNCH On Saturday, Nov. 1 at noon, Sydney Lehua Iaukea will appear at the Lahaina Public Library to launch her new book Keka‘a: The Making And Saving of North Beach West Maui.

Books will be available for sale. The price is $20. Book distribution is by UH Press, and it should soon be available at Barnes & Noble in Lahaina.

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Michelle Jones, the other half of Two Chicks in a Hammock, and Crosby dropped by my office one morning to tell me about what it takes to be saucy and successful.

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MICHELLE JONES: We decided to start our own business making chili pepper water because our friends and family kept trying the ones Kat would make, asking us to make them some for their houses and telling us we had to sell it because the one in the store was junk. Kat is always experimenting with different marinades, recipes and things to grill.

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JONES: After our wedding was over, we decided to go for it and embark on this journey. We make it at the Lokahi Pacific Pono Center commercial kitchen. We grow most of our peppers and a friend grows the rest.

MT: Can you give me a few of your fave recipes that use Backyard Juice?

JONES: It goes really well on grilled steak, fried fish, rice, tofu and grilled veggies. You can use it to spice up soups and noodles. We drink it at our house.

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JONES: We will come out with a rosemary marinade in the future.

JONES: We make the chili pepper water at the commercial kitchen by mixing the ingredients together, letting it steep for a little bit and then straining out the solids.

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onsuming calories for charity is one of the more delicious ways to give. When I had an opportunity to check out Hula Grill’s Chef’s Tasting Menu that benefits their Legacy of Aloha program, I was ready for gastro gift giving. Throughout the year, one dollar from every tasting menu item ordered goes to their Legacy of Aloha, which benefits Imua Family Services for October and November.

Imua will put the funds to good use maintaining their early childhood development services that help more than 3,000 people.

“We try to raise money for organizations that perpetuate Hawaiian culture, protect our environment, or benefit the people of Maui,” says Katie Say, Community Relations Coordinator for Hula Grill Ka’anapali. “We love giving away giving dinners to local organizations and families for use in fundraising. We also sponsor sports teams such as West Maui Little League, give away award plaques and $100 dinners to a King Kamehameha educator of the month, participate in Adopt-a-Highway, sponsor a Blue Aina sail, support the Localicious program and much more.”

So how is the food when you’re dining for dollars? We got a group together to check it out. The Chef’s Tasting Menu is available from 4:45pm to 5:30pm daily in the dining room–think of it as an early bird special. It’s three luscious courses for just $25.95. If you can’t make the early deadline, no worries because you can get the Chef’s Tasting Menu at the Chef’s Counter all night.

We were lucky enough to have reservations in the ocean front dining room, where things were already off to a busy start with plenty of visitors there for the sunset off of Ka’anapali Beach. The dining room has a perfect view of the beach, and live Hawaiian tunes coming from the Barefoot Bar is an ideal accompaniment. Little silver lunch cans on the table pop open to serve you housemade focaccia to nibble while you order drinks and peruse the menu.

The Chef’s Menu comes with plenty of choices. To begin, you have your picks of five starters from the Localicious Salad, which I find irresistible, to the tomato soup, Lobster and Scallop Potstickers, Surfing Goat cheese and local tomato salad or Kiawe Grilled Farmers Skewer featuring in-season, Maui-

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grown veggies. The Localicious Salad is elegant and tropical with hearts of palm, pohole fern, maui onion and greens with miso dressing. It’s a great start if you want light.

The Localicious Salad is also on the main menu and a portion of its sales go to Growing Future Farmers of Maui. The potstickers also proved to be a popular pupu, and are served with a bit of cabbage salad.

The entree course offers two fish preparations: Baked Mac Nut-Crusted with Lemon Beurre Blanc or Herb Grilled. Then there’s the Kiawe Grilled Steak and Potatoes or a sophisticated Organic Miso Tofu dish with Rainbow Quinoa and fresh herbs and local veggies. I went for the mac nut crusted fish, and it was flawless. It was also served with Hula Grill’s fancy coleslaw and steamed rice. Several of us also tried the steak–melt in your mouth beef–that was served with asparagus spears and drizzled with herbed butter.

For dessert, there really was only one choice for me: the Hula Grill ice cream sandwich. Imagine macadamia nut brownies end-capping a square tower of vanilla ice cream with a bit of chocolate ganache, raspberry puree and whipped cream for good measure. If that’s not your kind of sweet, then the pineapple upside-down cake with caramel sweet rum sauce should do it.

Hula Grill is not done giving this season, either. Their Black Friday Fundraiser, which comes from the saints behind the bar, happens on Nov. 28.

“All day and night, our bartenders donate 100 percent of their tips to someone in need,” says Say. “In keeping with the theme of sale shopping, we also have a super sale on Hula Grill logo items. This year, we are trying to surprise a recipient with what ends up being a sizeable donation. The deserving family is so loving and humble that we know they would never ask for handouts, but would surely appreciate the help. We encourage the community to come out on Black Friday and spend a little time at the bar.”

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, OCT. 16 CORAL REEF INFORMATION STATION – Want to learn more about our state’s natural marine life? Join Pacific Whale Foundation’s marine expert this Thursday at Ulua Beach in Wailea. Learn about the coral reef, fish and marine life that’s specific to the area.

Then jump in the water and use PWF’s fish I.D. cards to see the life yourself. Reference books will also be available. 8am-11am.

Ulua Beach (Wailea), Pacificwhale.org.

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‘GURU OF CHAI’ – The Maui Arts and Cultural ultural Center presents the New Zealand-based theater ter company Indian Ink’s 2010 production of Guru of Chai aii this Thursday. Set in a train station in Bangalore, the play tells the tale of Kutisar and a young, abandoned songbird. ngbird. The contrast of modern day technology and ancient cient practice collide in this feel-good production. $28.

8. 7:30pm.

The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Coy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului), 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org.

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FRIDAY, OCT. 17 PETER ROWAN – The MACC presents bluegrass guitarist Peter Rowan this Friday. Influenced by Elvis, Bill Monroe and the Stanley Brothers, Rowan played for the Bluegrass Boys, Earth Opera, Sealtrain and other bands. Take a walk down memory lane with the bluegrass legend. $30-$65.

7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Center, Wailuku), 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

STEVE TURNBULL – Friday Night Art Night features sculpture artist Steve Turnbull at Lahaina Galleries. The Washington native learned the art of sculpting from his uncle, Bruce Turnbull. Today, Steve continues to work with wood, stone and bronze as he finds inspiration. He also educates and cultivates the next generation, calling on them to see and preserve the beauty of our environment through art. 6:30pm9:30pm. Lahaina Galleries (828 Front St., Lahaina), Lahainagalleries.com. Photo courtesy Turnbull Studios

FRIDAY, F FR R ID DAY, O OCT. OC CT. 17 M MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – Kick off Halloween festivities du during the Makawao Third Friday town party. Gather the keiki for the costume p parade (7:15pm), meet the festive characters from The Haunted Haiku Hike aand shop local merchants for treats. Continue the fun with balloon animals, face-painting and a sneak peak of Game Show Night with Brenton Keith. fa You can also grab dinner at the pop-up food court. Enjoy live music from The Y Eazy, visit The Makawao History Museum and check out the silent aucE tion. Free. 6pm-9pm. Makawao Town, Mauifridays.com/makawao.

NIGHT OF NINETIES – This Friday is the Night of the Nineties at Charley’s in Paia.

DJ Blast will be in the mix and bring back the best of the 1990s. Dress as your favorite ‘90s memory and be ready to bust a move. $5 before 11am. $10 after. 10pm. 21+.

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SATURDAY, SA ATU T RD R AY, OCT OCT. 18 CARDEN ACADEMY FALL FESTIVAL – Carden Academy of Maui presents its fifth annual Fall Festival this Saturday at its Pukalani campus. Complete with all things fall, guests can look forward to Farmer Tom’s Organic Pumpkin Patch, Ohana Ranch Maui’s petting zoo, a mini farmers market, arts and crafts and more. Your keiki can enjoy carnival games, a book fair and sweet treats from Da Local Banana. Grab a bite from the variety of food vendors, including a “Dinner in a Bag” made of ingredients from the school garden, Three’s Bar & Grill Food truck and Outrigger Pizza. Proceeds will benefit Carden Academy and BackPack Buddies of Pukalani Elementary. $1. 9am-2pm. Carden Academy (55A Maka’ena Pl., Pukalani), Cardenacademyofmaui.org. Photo courtesy Da Local Banana

DESPICABLE ME 2’ – The MACC’s Starry Night Cinema presents Despicable Me 2 this Saturday. Gru, his girls and the Minions return when the “Anti-Villain League” recruits Gru to deal with a new super criminal. Arrive early for live music by Aidan James, door prizes and keiki friendly activities. Bring blankets and chairs. Dinner is available for purchase. Free.

5pm gates open, 6:30pm movie begins.

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SATURDAY, OCT. 18 TASTE OF HONGWANJI – You’re invited to the Taste of Hongwanji this Saturday at the Kahului Hongwanji Mission. Enjoy food, games and entertainment. Engage in make-and-take demos, build peace cranes for the Sadako Legacy Project and enter for a chance to win door prizes.

Walgreens will be on hand to give flu shots and blood pressure tests, while supplies last. 4pm8pm. Kahului Hongwanji Mission (291 S. Pu‘unene Ave., Kahului); 808-871-4732.

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PACIFIC CANCER OKTOBERFEST – Hawaii On TV brings you the fifth fth annual OktoberFEST this Saturday at Ocean Vodka’s distillery. Grab your beach chairs and blankets for an evening under the stars with musicians John Cruz, Benny Uyetake, John Zangrando, Fulton Tashombe, Joe Cano, Andrew Molina and Zenshin enshin Daiko. Food and beverages will be available for purchase. Grab a brew from Maui Brewing Co., sip on an Ocean Vodka cocktail, get messy with Fat Daddy’s y’s Smoke House BBQ or opt for the carnitas and steak tacos by Roasted Chilles. Then top it off with a sweet treat from Hula Cookies and Ice Cream.

Proceeds will benefit the Pacific Cancer Foundation. $35 advances/ $40 door. 4pm-8pm. 21+. Ocean Vodka (4051 Omaopio Rd., Kula), Pacificcancerfoundation.org. Photo of John Cruz courtesy Danperezfilms

SUNDAY, OCT. 19 WAILUKU HONGWANJI MISSION’S 115TH ANNIVERSARY – This Sunday, the Wailuku Hongwanji Mission celebrates its 115th anniversary. A commemoration service (9am) will be followed by a celebratory brunch. Enjoy Keirokai, entertainment and door prizes. Seats are limited so guests must RSVP. $1. 9am services. 10:30am celebration. Wailuku Hongwanji Mission (1828 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku), 808-244-0406; Wailukuhongwanji.org.

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SUNDAY, OCT. 19 BILLY YAMAGUCHI – The Will Smith Foundation hosts feng shui stylist and author Billy Yamaguchi this Sunday. Guests can look forward to a consultation by Yamaguchi, cocktails featuring Ocean Vodka and pupus by Chef Bev Gannon. Space is limited so you must register. Proceeds will benefit Will Smith Foundation and their work across the globe. $175. 4pm-6pm. Thewillsmithfoundation.org. Photo courtesy The Will Smith Foundation

FALL HARVEST FESTIVAL – Haku Baldwin Center’s Fall Festival returns for another afternoon of pony rides, farmers market and keiki costume contest (1pm). Shop the silent auction and indulge in baked goods and food truck treats. Keiki can enjoy the petting zoo and balloon animals while adults can stroll the staple silent auction. All proceeds will benefit Haku Baldwin’s continued efforts. 9am-3pm. Haku Baldwin Center. (444 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-9129, Hakubaldwincenter.org/fallharvestfestival. Photo courtesy Haku Baldwin Center

TUESDAY, OCT. 21 ‘HOMEWARD BOUND’ – Carve out some family time this Tuesday for a Family Movie Night at the Kihei Public Library. The Children’s Area will hold a screening of the Disney classic Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. Watch as three unlikely friends take a life altering journey.

Refreshments provided. Children must be accompanied by a caregiver.

Free. 6pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833. Photo: IMDB

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Guilty As Charged ‘The Judge’ has a great cast–so why is it so awful? comes with even more cinematic spare ★★★★★ parts. The screenwriters also cram ElizabethRated R/ 141 Min.

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ere’s a high-profile movie that has, like Frankenstein’s monster, been stitched together from other movies.

How appropriate, that we get a Frankenmovie a few weeks shy of Halloween.

Robert Downey Jr. stars as Hank Palmer, a brash attorney with a reputation for getting rich criminals acquitted and living like a rock star. News of his mother’s passing causes him to put his city slicker lifestyle on hold when he heads back to his small town childhood home. After reconnecting with his relatives and his cruel, disapproving father (Robert Duvall), Palmer intends to put his past forever behind him. Just as his plane is about to depart, Palmer learns his father, a prominent town judge, has been arrested for murder.

The makers of The Judge are, I imagine, hoping and counting on audiences not remembering another Oscar-bait drama from 25 years ago called Music Box. In that film, Jessica Lange played a lawyer who must defend her father, who is also accused of an unspeakable crime. This plays like Music Box with a sex change, though The Judge

town, Doc Hollywood, My Cousin Vinny and (the one inspiration that gets acknowledged) To Kill a Mockingbird into an overbaked screenplay gumbo.

David Dobkin, the director of Wedding Crashers and other lightweight farces, was the wrong guy to helm this. His filmmaking lacks confidence, though the screenplay is the biggest problem. The Judge is long and by-the-numbers, dragging its feet the whole way and always feeling nothing like real life but exactly like a capitol H Hollywood movie.

In addition to the story threads stolen from better movies, we also get a parade of unfortunate clichés, like the precocious, too-cute child, the bartender/ former girlfriend with a heart of gold, the lovable, mentally handicapped brother, a tense confrontation that takes place during a storm (very subtle, guys), and a courtroom showdown with so many twists that the audience seems goaded into oohing and awing as much as the jury. I often wondered why a romantic comedy and the reincarnation of Rain Man were intruding on a did-he-or-didn’t-he murder mystery.

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Of course Downey Jr. and Duvall are great.

They’re such seasoned, exceptional actors that they even shine in bad movies (look no further than Gothika and The Sixth Day for proof). Downey Jr. and Duvall dig into the messy psychological profiles and contradictions of their characters, and I’m glad Billy Bob Thornton, Vera Farmiga and Vincent D’onofrio are also on hand to inject real feeling into their dusty stock characters. While this often plays like a For Your Consideration Oscar reel for Downey Jr., who also produced, his charisma and effortless finesse as a performer strongly counters the mechanical script.

The central core of the narrative, in which father and son must face their bitter rivalry so their legal defense goes smoothly, is all this

movie needs to work. But the story works too hard at churning out more intrigue, with ill-considered subplots involving the identity of Leighton Meester’s character, Palmer’s estranged wife and Duvall’s overly elaborate dark past over-complicating things.

Once it finally seems like the end credits are in sight, we get more additional endings than Clue: The Movie, which was shorter, had a tidier mystery and was more fun.

Jack Nicholson was reportedly Downey Jr.’s first choice to play his father. Honestly, the father could have been changed to a mother, played by Meryl Streep and another dream teaming of actors would still have been let down by the stale direction and even weaker screenplay. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Annabelle-R- THU 10:25 11:25 12:35 1:35 2:45 3:45 5:00 6:00 7:15 8:15, FRI-SAT 10:25 12:45 3:00 5:20 7:45 10:00, SUN-WED 10:25 12:45 3:00 5:20 7:45 The Best of Me-PG13- FRI-SAT 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:35, SUN-WED 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 Book Of Life-PG- FRI-SAT 10:45 1:15 2:15 3:35 5:50 7:00 8:00 10:10, SUN-WED 10:45 1:15 2:15 3:35 5:50 7:00 8:00 Boxtrolls-PG- THU 10:30 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30, FRI 11:45 4:35 9:15, SAT-WED 11:45 4:35 The Equalizer-R- THU 10:55 1:40 4:25 7:10, FRISAT 10:55 1:40 4:25 7:15 10:00, SUN-WED 10:55 1:40 4:25 7:15 Gone Girl-R- THU 10:25 11:25 1:25 2:25 4:25 5:25 7:25 8:25, FRI-SAT 10:25 1:25 4:25 7:25 10:25, SUN-WED 10:25 1:25 4:25 7:25

Dolphin Tale 2-PG- THU (11:20 1:30 4:30) 6:50 10:20, FRI-WED (1:20 4:00) This Is Where I Leave You -R- THU (1:20 4:00) 6:40 9:30, FRI-WED 6:40 9:40 Guardians Of The Galaxy- PG13- THU (12:50 3:40)10:30, FRI-TUE (12:30 3:30) 6:30 9:50 WED (12:30 3:30) The Drop-R- THU (1:00) 6:30 The Giver-PG13-THU (3:40) 10:10 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-PG13- 2D THU (1:10 3:50) 6:30 9:30

142 HANA HWY • PAIA • 808-579-8085 WWW.CHARLEYSMAUI.COM WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Fury-R- FRI-SUN 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:15, MON 12:30 3:45 7:00, TUE 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:15, WED 12:30 3:45 7:00 Dracula Untold-PG13- FRI-SUN 1:30 4:00 7:15 9:45, MON 1:30 4:00 7:15, TUE 1:30 4:00 7:15 9:45, WED 1:30 4:00 7:15 Gone Girl-R-FRI-SUN 12:00 3:30 6:45 10:00, MON 12:00 3:30 6:45, TUE 12:00 3:30 6:45 10:00, WED 12:00 3:30 6:45

BOOK OF LIFE - PG - Animation/Comedy - A young man must either stay with his family or go out on some crazy, fantastic adventure. 95 min.

FURY - R - Action/War - Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf (good luck with that one) star as American tank crewmen fighting Nazis in World War II. 134 min.

METROPOLITAN OPERA: LE NOZZE DI FIGARO - NR - Music - See New York’s Metropolitan Opera perform Mozart’s classic. 214 min.

THE BEST OF ME - PG13 - Romance/Drama Former high school sweethearts reunite when they visit their hometown. 117 min.

NOW PLAYING ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY - PG - Comedy - The title pretty much tells the tale. Stars Jennifer Garner and Steve Carell. 81 min.

ANNABELLE - R - Horror - Another horror film

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SUN | 10/19 NFL SUNDAY TICKET!!

BREAKFAST SERVED 7AM DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR! MON | 10/20 CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Fury-R- FRI-WED (11:20 11:50 12:40 1:10 3:50 4:20) 7:00 7:30 9:40 10:10 Addicted-R-FRI-WED (1:20 4:30) 7:00 10:30 Metropolitan Opera: Le Nozze Di Figaro-NRSAT 12:55, WED 6:30 The Judge-R- THU (11:20 1:30 4:00) 7:00 10:00, FRI-WED (12:00 3:40) 6:50 10:10 Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible-PG- THU (11:20 11:50 1:50 2:10 4:20 4:40) 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:30, FRI-WED (11:10 2:20 2:50 4:30 5:00) 6:50 7:20 9:30 10:00 Dracula Untold-PG13- THU (11:20 11:50 2:10 2:40 4:40 5:10) 7:10 7:40 9:50 10:30, FRI-WED (11:30 12:00 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 7:10 7:40 10:00 10:40 Left Behind-PG13- THU (1:30 2:00 4:50) 7:30 10:20, FRI (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:50, SAT 9:50, SUNWED (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:50 The Maze Runner-PG13- THU (1:50 4:10) 7:10 9:40, FRI-WED (12:50 3:40) 6:30 9:40

ADDICTED - R - Thriller/Drama - A gallery owner starts an affair with a painter, then all hell breaks loose. 106 min.

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THURS | 10/16 THURSDAY NIGHTS WITH MARK JOHNSTONE & LENNY CASTELLANOS 6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

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TUES | 10/21 TEX MEX TUESDAY

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about satanic cultists and an evil doll. Stars people we will, for the sake of their careers, keep anonymous. 98 min.

THE BOXTROLLS - PG - Animation/Adventure A boy raised by trash collecting trolls fights an evil exterminator 97 min.

DOLPHIN TALE 2 - PG - Drama/Family - Remember that movie about the dolphin with the prosthetic tail? Well, now the dolphin needs companion or it has to go to another aquarium. 107 min.

DRACULA UNTOLD - PG13 - Action/Fantasy Vlad Tepes–the original Dracula–cuts a deal with dark forces to save his kingdom. 92 min.

THE EQUALIZER - R - Action/Thriller - Denzel Washington stars in this remake of the 1980s TV show about a man trying to escape his violent past by helping some young girl threatened by Russian gangsters. 132 min.

GONE GIRL - R - Mystery/Drama - A woman goes missing, and then a media circus turns on her husband. Stars Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike. 149 min.

THE JUDGE - R - Drama - Robert Downey Jr. plays a big city lawyer who returns home when his judge father (Robert Duvall) is suspected of murder. See this week’s film review. 141 min.

LEFT BEHIND - PG13 - Action/Sci-fi/Bible - Wow, they remade the old Kirk Cameron picture about the Christian Rapture with Nicholas Cage and Lea Thompson. 110 min.

THE MAZE RUNNER - PG13 - Action/Sci Fi Little Thomas loses his memory, then finds himself trapped in a maze with other boys. It’s symbolism, people! Symbolism! 113 min.

THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU - R - Comedy Four grown siblings return to their childhood home and live under the same roof again for a week after their father dies. Stars Jane Fonda, Tina Fey and Jason Bateman. 103 min.

LAST CHANCE THE DROP - R - Crime/Drama - Bob is in a robbery gone wrong, and it affects everyone he knows.

Stars Noomi Rapace, Tom Hardy and the late James Gandolfini. 106 min.

THE GIVER - PG13 - Drama/SciFi - A community has no pain or war or suffering, but then an old man teaches some kid about the “real” world. 94 min.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Giant superhero turtles save New York City for some reason. Stars Megan Fox because America. 101 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS PLUMBERS AND PINUPS FUZZ RAIZER - Fri, Oct 17. Time to get sassy and dirty! FuzzBox is back. Enjoy two floors of mayhem: PinUp Pounce upstairs and Plumber Boiler Room downstairs.

Featuring two live bands, five DJs, two dance floors, live performances, a PinUp calendar photo shoot, pipe percussion playroom and more. All proceeds go to transformation of the Fuzz UniverCity. 9pm. Paradise Grill (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700 MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri, Oct 17. Kick off Halloween festivities during the Makawao Third Friday town party. Gather the keiki for the costume parade (7:15pm), meet the festive characters from The Haunted Haiku Hike and shop local merchants for treats. Continue the fun with balloon animals, face-painting and a sneak peak of Game Show Night with Brenton Keith. You can also grab dinner at the pop-up food court. Enjoy live music from The Eazy, visit The Makawao History Museum and check out the silent auction. Free. 6pm-9pm. (Makawao Town); Mauifridays.com/makawao BLUEGRASS GUITARIST PETER ROWAN - Fri, Oct 17. Influenced by Elvis, Bill Monroe and the Stanley Brothers, Rowan played for the Bluegrass Boys, Earth Opera, Sealtrain and other bands. Take a walk down memory lane with the bluegrass legend. $30-$65.

7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Wailuku), 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org BALDWIN BEACH CLEAN-UP - Sat, Oct 18. If you’re looking for a way to give back to the island and community, here’s your chance. This is the fifth annual North Shore clean up and will be the last event included in Ocean Conservancy’s “Get the Drift and Bag it” international effort. Flatbread Pizza will provide free pizza. Participants need to bring their own buckets, reusable bags, water bottles and gloves. Free prize raffle for volunteers.

Free. 9am-12pm. Baldwin Beach Park (Paia); 808-250-6055; Positiveh2o.com BALDWIN BEACH CLEANUP AFTER-PARTY - Sat, Oct 18. Celebrate into the night at the H20 Cleanup after-party in Paia. Enjoy a silent auction and live music by special guests Marasco and

Gretchen Rhodes, Mishka, Freeradicals Projekt, Sicnickles and Steve Sargenti. This community event is hosted by Positive H2O, Surfrider Foundation and Malama Nui Maui in association with the Paia Town Association. 7:30pm. Charley’s Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); Charleysmaui.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children five and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner and VIP packages are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com LAHAINA INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL THEATER CLASSES - Sep. 22 - Dec. 15. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up again with Lahaina Intermediate School and the Lahaina Complex After-School Tutor Project. On select Mondays they will be providing free after-school drama classes with Miss Kristi Scott, local theater arts director, actress and instructor. 2:50-4pm.

Lahaina Intermediate School (871 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-214-7443

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Oct 16. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check

out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:306:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org

For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).

JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Oct 18. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com

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FARM TO TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest.

Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com ITALIAN AMERICAN CLUB BEACH POTLUCK - Sun, Oct 19. The Italian American Club will be hosting their annual beach picnic potluck.

Join them to eat, speak Italian, and have fun conversation in la bella lingua italiana. Soft drinks and bottled water will be provided. Please bring a dish to share that serves 5 or more. there will be Bocce ball contest and prizes for the winners. The IACM is an Italian heritage club, but are happy to have people from any culture to join. Free. 10am-3pm.

Kamaole III Beach Park (Kihei), 808-280-8008, italianamericanclubofmaui.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Oct 19. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - Every Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm.

MALAMA WAO AKUA JURIED ART EXHIBIT - Thu, Oct 9- Oct. 22. Viewpoints Gallery and East Maui Watershed Partnership present the 10th Annual Malama Wao Akua Juried Art Exhibit’s Opening Night. Local artists have contributed paintings, sculptures and photographs to the exhibit; all are inspired by Hawaii’s ecosystem. Enjoy a juror’s walk-through (4pm), blessing and recognition ceremony (5pm) and then live music and refreshments. The exhibit will be open until Oct. 22 and will host various talk story sessions. 4pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808- 572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com HE MOKU POINA ‘OLE, AN ISLAND NOT FORGOTTEN - Oct 10 - Nov 3. An exhibition of photographs captured during the critical moment when the U.S. government returned Kaho‘olawe to the people of Hawaii 20 years ago. Featuring pieces by three of Hawaii’s most acclaimed photographers, Wayne Levin, Franco Salmoiraghi and David Ulrich, as well as archaeologist/writer Rowland Reeve. Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve Commission (811 Kolu St., Suite 201, Wailuku); 808243-5020; Kahoolawe.hawaii.gov CHRISTINE HALTON - Every Thu in Oct. Meet the artist. Christine’s most recent pieces reflect her love of the natural beauty of Maui. They’re a combination of wood burning and oils paints.

Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands Galleries (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008 KEN BAKKEN - Every Fri in Oct. Maui resident andpPlen air artist Kenneth Bakken has always embraced a love of the arts and has been painting and drawing as long as he can remember. Free.

4:30pm-7:30pm. Maui Hands Galleries (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898 CECILIA BAHENA - Every Mon in Oct. Cecilia Bahena is an avid painter and works in a variety of mediums but her favorite is collage. Meet and watch her work her magic. Free. 10:30am-2pm.

Maui Hands Galleries (84 Hana Hwy., Paia), 808-579-9245 CHRIS LARSON - Every Mon and Wed in Oct. Chris Larson’s artistic journey began at age 13 when she took an art class from her oil painter mother. Her journey continues merrily into watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, graphic design and photography. Meet Chris and watch her work her techniques on her pieces. Free.

4pm-9pm. Maui Hands Galleries (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-7997 CHAD DURGAN - Tue, Oct 21. Meet and greet Chad Durgan as he creates beautiful jewelry pieces. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111, Lahainaarts.com PODGE ELVENSTAR - Wed, Oct 22. Podge is an oil mixed media artist who will display some of his pieces. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111, Lahainaarts.com ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Digiluxe w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

Rocky Horror Picture Show Movie Night-8pm, Frisky Friday w/ DJ LaRage-10pm

Endless Summer After Party w/ DJ TRVR & DJ Monks, 10pm

Volcanic w/ DJ Playwfire Ono, 10pm

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CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover!

90’s Night w/ DJ Blast 10pm

H2O Cleanup Afterparty w/ Marasco & Gretchen, Mishka, Freeradicals Project and more, 7:30pm

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MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE - Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30, WED- Andrew Corradini 6:30pm

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Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Island Groove Throwdown 9-close

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HARD ROCK CAFE 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

for his recordings and touring as a bandleader and solo artist as well as making major contributions to the music of Jackson Browne, Ry Cooder, Graham Nash, Warren Zevon and Linda Ronstadt. Tickets are $35 and $45. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MORGENSTERN TRIO - Fri, Oct 24. The trio– Stefan Hempel (violin), Catherine Klipfel (piano) and Emanuel Wehse (violoncello) joined forces in 2005 at the Folkwang Academy in Essen. The trio has since won international awards including the most prestigious Piano Trio Prize in the U.S. They also tour as one of the most exciting new chamber groups from Europe. Tickets are $45, half price for kids. Show starts at 7:30pm.

McCoy Studio Theater. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org IRISH ROVERS - Fri, Oct 24. With a career spanning 50 years and three generations of music lovers, the Irish Rovers are giving their fans one final chance to say goodbye. The band’s new album, The Irish Rovers, 50 Years, is also being released at concerts for this farewell tour. Tickets are $45, $50 and $60. Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ISLAND VIBEZ MUSIC FEST - Sat, Oct 25.

This features three of Reggae’s top artists–Collie Buddz, Stick Figure and Kolohe Kai. This will be Stick Figure’s first time on Maui and Kolohe Kai’s first time on Maui since the band started performing again. Tickets are $30 advance, $40 day of and $80 VIP. Gates open at 5pm, show starts at 5:30pm. Event Lawn. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MOHALA MAI 2014 - Sat, Oct 25. Under the direction of Na Hoku Hanohano Award winning vo-

MON-Kaliko’s Way 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm, WED-Evan Shulman, 7:30 pm

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calist and kumu hula, Napua Greig, the dancers of Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka present their annual Mohala Mai, a celebration of 18 years of hula. The silent auction starts 4pm in the courtyard and the show starts at 5:30pm. Tickets are $32. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

AMY & WILLIE K - Sat, Nov 8. Two of Hawaii’s favorite musical luminaries, together again! Amy Hanaiali‘i and Willie Kahaiali‘i, recipients of multiple Na Hoku Hanohano Awards. Each is an amazing vocalist; together they are astounding. This concert marks a long-awaited reunion event and is a not-to-be missed experience. Tickets are $12, $28, $40, and $55. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

ROCKY HORROR DANCE PARTY - Fri, Oct 31.

Check out the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Halloween Party! The cast includes Eric Gilliom, Amy Hanaiali‘i, Jerry Eiting, Dr. Nat, Dale Button, Tim ARISE: A MUSIC & FILM BENEFIT - Sun, Wolfe, Vince Esquire, Kelly Covington. The movie, enNov 9. The Arise: Music & Film Benefit event begins in the courtyard at hanced by live action, video and music is sure to scare one!! Of course, 3:30p with mental health the song & dance into anyone!

3:30pm riately wel there will be an “appropriately wellness speakers, a sile inappropriate” costume con-lent auction and free live m test where you can dress up music with Soul Kitchin your most creative halen, Simply Twisted lowed attire. And there will with Jamie Gallo, The be live music with Eric GilKittinger Jump, Steve liom & Sins Of The Flesh Zuwala and The Deadand dance music from DJ lies, with MC China T OU Pio Marasco. There’ll be Leforge. At 7pm in K C great food, beverages, prizCastle Theater, enjoy CHE EEK AN C EW tthe beautiful Hawaiian es, people-watching and, of U H T O Y OF + m course, FrankeNfurter! 21+ music of Keola Beamer 17.

KS and Kumu Hula Moanalani and older only. Show starts at AGE PIC P ON Beam 7:30pm. Tickets are $25. YokBeamer in concert, folouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural lowed by the world premiere y, Kahului); Center. (One Cameron Way, screening of The Quietest Place 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org on Earth, directed by Tom Vendetti.

Tickets are $25. 3:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui MADE IN MAUI FESTIVAL - Sat, Nov 8. More Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, than 130 vendors will offer a wide variety of Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org made-in-Maui County products, including foods, produce, art, crafts, jewelry, fashion, gifts, colBANDALOOP - Sun, Nov 16. A pioneer in verlectibles and more; plus demonstrations and tical performance, BANDALOOP seamlessly food trucks. Admission is $3, children 12 and weaves dynamic physicality, intricate choreogunder are free. The festival is co-presented by raphy and the art of climbing. BANDALOOP the Mayor’s Office of Economic Development performs in theaters, museums, in atriums and and the Maui Chamber of Commerce. Maui Arts convention halls, skyscrapers, bridges, bill& Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); boards, historical sites and even on cliffs. For 808-242-7469; Madeinmauicountyfestival.com more information, visit Bandaloop.org. Tickets

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MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

are $12, $35, $45, and $65. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘LEGEND OF KO‘OLAU’ - Sun, Nov 23. By Gary T. Kubota, this historical drama is about the life of Kaluaiko‘olau, Hawaiian cowboy and outlaw. In this one-man play, a courageous story unfolds about a Hawaiian family on Kauai fighting for their rights amidst the chaos and loss of Hawaiian sovereignty in 1893. This encore performance features a new lead actor, Moronai Kanekoa, who grew up on Maui and currently works in Los Angeles as a theater and film actor. Tickets are $28, half-price for children. 3pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BLUEGRASS GUITARIST PETER ROWAN - Fri, Oct 17. Influenced by Elvis, Bill Monroe and the Stanley Brothers, Rowan played for the Bluegrass Boys, Earth Opera, Sealtrain and other bands. Take a walk down memory lane with the bluegrass legend. $30-$65.

7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Wailuku), 808-242-2787; Mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, OCT 16 BOYS TO MEN MEETING - Boys to Men is a community where boys are empowered to speak their truth. A community where boys come to understand they are not alone in their struggles. Feel free to join them in this session.

Free. 6pm. Kihei Community Center (303 Lipoa St., Kihei); 808-874-2825, boystomen.org FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-5304; Lahainacannerymall.com

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

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Nuff Sedd, 8-10pm

1810,’ 8-10pm

Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, OCT 17 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm.

Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.

Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, OCT 18 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, OCT 19 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, OCT 20 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 6:30-9:30pm, no cover

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Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

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Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, OCT 21 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting.

Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. Firstcome, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, OCT 22 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888

MON- S.I.N. 50% off, 10pm, TUE-DJ Big Mike 10pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com

Lahaina);

KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu & Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Every Tue & Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Sonshine Rivers 4:30-10:30pm; Every Wed & Fri, Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Henry Kapono (June 6 only) 5-7pm, Damon & Tim 6-8pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod.

6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm.

9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri & Wed, Evan Shulman 8pm; Mon, Kaliko’s Way 10pm; Tue, Elvis Burnin’ Love 6:30pm; (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm.

(843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

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RITA’S 1945 S.Kihei Rd. 214-5788

SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

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TGIF

Sargenti Hall Band, 7-10pm

Steve Craig 3-6pm, Steve Sargenti, 6:309:30pm

MON- Steve Craig 6:30pm, TUE-Country Western Night w/ Sargenti Hall Band 6:30pm, WED- Beatles Review w/Steve Craig, 6:30pm

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Jamie Gallo 4-6pm, DJ Big Mike10pm

Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini 10pm

Tom Conway 4-6pm, DJ LX 10pm

Viva La Rumba 4-6pm, Kanoa 10pm

MON - Kanoa 4pm & DJ Big Mike SIN 10pm, TUE - Steve Mantelli 4pm & DJ Salvo10pm, WED-Natalie Nichole 4pm & Ladies Night 10pm

Pub Quiz NIght, 7:30pm

Just Us 808 , 8:30pm

FREE Pool

Unplugged Juke-box, 4pm

TUE & WED- FREE Pool

Karaoke w/ Dudley 8:30pm-12am; no cover

Maui Blues & Company, $4 cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

Louise Lambert Trio, 7:30-10:30pm

Skip, 6:30-8:30pm

Skip, 7-9pm

MON- Elaine Ryan 5:30pm, TUE- Power Up Comedy Tour 9pm, WED- Steve 9-11pm,

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DJ 70’s & 80’s music, 10pm-1am

Free Karaoke, 9pm

MON, TUE & WED- Free Karaoke, 9pm

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

7-9pm; Wed & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Sat, Jason Ho 7-9pm; (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Fri, DJ Swamp 9:30pm1:30am; Every Sun, Two Cats 7-9:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SANGRITA GRILL + CANTINA- Every Wed 5:30-7:30pm, and Final Friday Fiesta with live Flamenco music by Indio & Avion on the last Friday of every month 6:30-8:30pm. The Fairway Shops Ka’anapali. (2580 Kekaa Dr., Lahaina); 808-6626000; www.SangritaGrill.com SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Tue & Sun, Albert Kaina

UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA MARTINI LOUNGE - Thu, DJ Kurt 10pm; Fri, DJ Skinny Guy 10pm; Sat, DJ Blast E 5pm; Tue, 10pm; Sun, DJ PLAYWFIRE DJ Decka 10pm; Wed, DJ Grooveshark 10pm; (1913 South Kihei Rd, Kihei); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

WED- La Veaux 8pm

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd Rd.); 808-874-6284.

MON MONKEYPOD KITCHEN We Wed, Jarret Roback 7-9pm; T Thu, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; T Thu, Mike Finkiewicz & Craig Soderberg 7-9pm; Fri, Tom 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka‘oka 7-9pm; Sat, Brian Haia 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; S Sun, Levi Poasa 4-6pm; S Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Josh Joshua Kahula 7-9pm; Tue, Stay Ea Eazy 4-6pm; Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; W Wed, Alika 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gatewa Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Thu, 8 Track Players 8pm; Fri, DJ 9pm; Sat, The Hott Mess 9pm; Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

Country Western Night w/ Sargenti Hall Band 6:30-9:30pm; Wed, Ladies Night & Beatles Review w/ Steve Craig 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thur, Jamie Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Steve Mantelli 4-6pm; Wed, Dan Hiss 4-6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:30-8:30pm.

(2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Pi‘ilani Arias 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben Deleon 5-8pm; Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

UPCOUNTRY

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Thu, Quiz 7pm; Fri, DJ 10pm; Mon, Lawaia 10pm; Sun, Natalie Robles 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Thu, Super Fun Pub Quiz with Trish 9:30pm; Fri, Andrew Corradini 6:30pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, House Shakers 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Stay Eazy 6:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith’s Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:308pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm; Fri, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - First Wednesday, Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 5:30-8pm; (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

RITA’S - Thu, Hawaiian Music with Uncle Ahtim 4-7pm; Sat, Dining and Dancing w/ Sargenti Hall Band 7-10pm; Sun, Steve Craig 3-6pm; Mon, Steve Craig 6:30-9:30pm; Tue,

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Rick 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradewinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:30-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Thu, Thursday night with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Charley’s Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Tex Mex Tuesdays with Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Andrew Corradini 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

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Now that you’ve scared off half your potential allies as well as half your enemies, by doing nothing more than revealing or demonstrating some of your own internal complexities, you might be feeling a bit lonely. All Scorpios occasionally suffer these moments of isolation, believing themselves alone in the world and without real friends. These feelings are often so strong and vivid that they easily out-shout the tiny, rational part of you that’s screaming contradictions and pointing out the crew of folk who adore you precisely because of those complicated inner workings that scared off the strangers. I’m hoping I’m less easily shouted down when I assure you: they’re there, and just waiting for your call.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

I hope you vote (and not just in presidential elections). We need people who think to cast their ballots, because too many people who don’t will be doing just that. Make it happen, without excuses. It doesn’t matter if you believe your vote will count in your area, because this isn’t just about your actual vote, it’s about what it represents: a belief in the validity and weight of your own opinion. What you think is quite important, for yourself as well as those around you. So go vote, and also go ahead and put your two cents in anywhere else it’s invited or otherwise welcome. Your vote and your opinion will matter, despite what you may believe. Try it. You’ll see.

What can I possibly say to you that will do the least bit of good? You’re virtually immune to outside influence at the moment, comfortably cocooned in a bubble of your own judgment, for good or ill. This means that no one can derail you, but also that no one can really help you. It also might hinder your understanding of why everyone outside your private orb is acting so strange. Friends and rivals alike are apt to be frustrated by your essential unreachability at the moment. Be sympathetic and counsel patience, and let them know you’ll emerge soon—then do just that.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You’ve never had any real problem with people who sleep their way up the socio-economic ladder. You’re too cynical or worldly to get too caught up in ideas of what’s “fair” or “unfair.” However, with a few notable exceptions, most of you have mostly abstained from this kind of strategy, even when the opportunity was baldly obvious. I urge you to maintain that record this week, despite forces that would steer you otherwise.

Let sex remain in the realm of play and romance, not business or opportunism. You’ll be glad you did.

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ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Didn’t I tell you? Play your cards right, I said, and you’ll be the belle of the ball again. Well, your time has come. Everyone is trying to get a dance in, even people who never even noticed you before. Go play.

Don’t pay me much mind; this is a nice moment worth enjoying. I say this not to mar your joy, but to enhance it: this, like everything else, won’t last forever. So don’t waste your time worrying about it or overthinking it.

Take advantage of it and milk it for all it’s worth.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Old habits die hard for a reason. Every once in a while—like this week—they come in handy. That’s right; some higher power decided to reward Bulls this week (for their hard work expanding their repertoires, and efforts to enliven and enrich their lives) by making forward progress almost frictionless, using the tools you developed ages ago, instead of the ones you’re still forging. Hard work and serious thinking will carry you tremendous distances this week, but don’t let them become your be-all, end-all ever again. Being disciplined, for you, is as simple as breathing, so don’t waste much energy on it. Also practice the newer skills, for their own sakes, that are less like breathing, and more like singing.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Refrain from buying new locks, alarm systems, or guard dogs this week. Your creature comforts may suddenly seem more vital to your well-being, and more vulnerable, than ever before. You may feel irrationally possessive and protective about them. Even a reasonable request from your neighbor to borrow your hairdryer may have you up in arms, resentful and resistant. Let it go. It’s just stuff, and it’s actually complicating and sapping your existence more than it simplifies or enhances it. Generosity with your wealth (whether modest or copious) will make you feel a lot better than your hairdryer ever could.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22

You won’t know you’ve been meandering along the scenic route to your destination until you step off of it, onto a faster path. This involves a bit of rethinking: What exactly are your goals? What are you willing to do to achieve them? Luckily, this is a good week for asking and answering those types of questions. If you apply yourself diligently, you could cut hours, days, or even years from your quest—leaving yourself time and energy to pursue other journeys more suitable to roundabout, curious ways.

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You probably feel slightly deflated, like a balloon the day after a birthday party. Dragging along the ground, dirty, waiting for something sharp to come along and finish you off, you’re probably not feeling as buoyant as you were as recently as yesterday.

Don’t worry. That particular incarnation of self may be finished, it’s true. But a new one will rise up, as sure as the sun, and be ready to fly high into the upper atmosphere and across vast distances, and best of all, without obligation to others—in other words, with no strings attached.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

“Walk this way,” says the hunchbacked goggle-eyed doorman, slumping lopsidedly across the room.

Absurdly, heeding the old junior-high-worthy joke, you imitate him. Yeah, this is goofily funny for about three seconds. The fact that you’ve effectively been playing out this joke for ages now isn’t comical at all, however. It’s just sad. Following directions is all well and good, but you’ve taken it, in this one particular (uncharacteristic) circumstance, to an extreme, doing something exactly the way you were told, without even considering alternatives. That’s a tragedy, considering your wealthy imagination. It’s like walking on your knees, with a limp, when you could be sprinting, or even flying. Wield that ingenuity now, and take off.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Dig deep. We’re talking prehistory here, the roots of the roots. You’ll press on, to learn what you can of his genetic history and emotional upbringing. Naturally, this kind of inquisitiveness will freak anyone out; revealing that you called the guy’s mom before your first date is a pretty shitty plan. Nevertheless, you shouldn’t suppress your powerful nosiness, at least in certain other, more reasonable areas; an important truth lies buried and awaiting discovery, but you’ll never find it unless you dig.

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