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MAUI NEWS CHEERS TEDDY ROOSEVELT– DESPITE HIS DARK HISTORY WITH HAWAII Speaking of history–and specifically, people who’ve twisted Hawaiian culture for their own ends–former President Theodore Roosevelt has been in the news lately. Is there any American president so revered? His mug is even chiseled into the side of Mount Rushmore. We call him a “progressive” today for supporting things

racism–views and actions that should give any newspaper publisher in the state pause before calling the former president “courageous.”

Bradley also quoted Roosevelt in 1896, a year that saw the future Rough Rider and president rise from unknown New York police commissioner to Assistant Secretary of the Navy: “We should annex Hawaii immediately,” TR had said. “It was a crime against the United States, it was a crime against the white civilization, not to annex it two years and a half ago.

The delay did damage that is perhaps irreparable; for it meant that at the critical period of the islands’ growth the influx of population consisted, not of white Americans, but of low caste laborers from the yellow races.”

Think about those words: “low caste laborers from the yellow races.” Indeed, Bradley wrote that in 1897, Roosevelt “deemed the Chinese a ‘race-foe’ and called upon the United States to maintain ‘raceselfishness’ to exclude ‘the dangerous alien

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Given that Hawaii’s economy continues to live and die on the fortunes of tourism, Pacific Business News last week gave us a brief primer on the virtues of “cultural heritage tourism.” On Sept. 24, in anticipation of the Hawaii Heritage & Hospitality Forum in Honolulu at the end of October, Pacific Business News posted a short interview with “cultural heritage tourism” expert Andrew Witt. Instead of luring tourists to Hawaii with things like luaus that feature non-Hawaiian dances, non-Hawaiian food and leis made from flowers grown halfway around the world, consultants like Witt advise communities to use their own, authentic history as a tourism draw.

The whole point of the interview came at the end of the piece, when PBN reporter Jason Ubay asks Witt why Hawaii should care about “cultural heritage tourism.”

“Economics,” Witt replied. “Basic demographics are upper-income tourists who stay longer and spend more. Most studies, even those that go back 20 or more years, show that cultural and heritage tourists spend 150 percent more than other tourists.”

Forgive me, but wasn’t “cultural heritage tourism” an attempt to stop turning a community’s history into mere commodities?

Then again, given that I’ve put the phrase “cultural heritage tourism” in quotes throughout this brief commentary, it follows that I never really believed that in the first place.

like land preservation and not supporting guys working in unsafe sausage factories that got ground up into said sausage, and to be fair, these are indeed progressive viewpoints (a century ago or now).

Often the subject of sprawling hagiographies and sweeping documentaries, old TR– along with Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt–just got the PBS/Ken Burns treatment in the new docu-series The Roosevelts: An Intimate History. And in a rare show of actually advocating an opinion in its daily staff editorial, The Maui News on Sept. 24 called the series both “well done” and “excellent.”

“Theodore’s boisterous and courageous leadership style, love of nature and dedication to a progressive agenda are traced from San Juan Hill and the Rough Riders to his years in the White House–and beyond,” states the editorial. “His doomed attempt to return to the White House as a candidate of the Bull Moose Party in 1912 is a sad part of the story. He left politics too early and his efforts to return were rebuffed.”

Now I haven’t seen Burns’ series so I can’t speak to how the filmmaker portrays TR’s darker side, but I have read a book or two on Theodore Roosevelt–enough to know that The Maui News’ characterization of him as a “wonderful leader” committed to “altruism” is beyond laughable. It’s an especially bizarre description for a man

who, for reasons that had nothing to do with geopolitics or strategy, played a key role in the American takeover of Hawaii.

You can play the “context of the times” game, but even by 1900 standards, TR was a straight-up racist and white supremacist–facts that don’t appear anywhere in today’s Maui News editorial. But unlike a president like, say, Richard Nixon, who generally inspires most historians to point out what a prick the guy was, TR usually gets a pass. I say most, because historian James Bradley’s revisionist 2009 book The Imperial Cruise is very different.

Where other historians gloss over or even ignore Theodore Roosevelt’s racism, Bradley thrusts it in the reader’s face: “In 1894,Teddy had penned an article entitled ‘National Life and Character’ in which he wrote that Blacks were ‘a perfectly stupid race’ and it would take ‘many thousand years’ before the Black became even ‘as intellectual as the [ancient] Athenian.’”

But that was way back in 1894. Certainly

Was TR really "wonderful?"

TR’s views changed, right? No, not really.

Here’s Bradley quoting Roosevelt directly from 1897: “Nineteenth-century democracy needs no more complete vindication for its existence than the fact that it has kept for the white race the best portions of the new world’s surface.”

Ironically, it’s Roosevelt’s views and actions concerning Hawaii that most show off his

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who would be ruinous to the white race.’”

But even a barbarian like TR wasn’t above nuancing his racial overview.

According to Bradley, Roosevelt actually admired part of the “yellow race:” “Roosevelt… thought the Japanese people were more racially similar to Americans than were the Russians.”

Roosevelt’s desire to further the interests of the “white race” continued through the end of his presidency. According to Bradley, in February 1909, Roosevelt wrote a letter to Senator Philander Knox describing Hawaii as “America’s racial bulwark in the Pacific” and calling for the importation of “tens of thousands of Spaniards, Portuguese or Italians or of any of the other European races… in order that the islands may be filled with a white population of our general civilization and culture.”

Like I said, I don’t know how Burns treats any of this in his PBS series. But I do know how The Maui News chose to handle it. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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County budget committee finally reviews Economic Development Revolving Fund projects

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ooks like the County of Maui may soon spend about a million tax dollars on beer brewing, deep well drilling, patient care software, stem cell research and a new restaurant called “Da Car Wash Cafe.”

Back in February, the Maui County Office of Economic Development (OED) started a new experiment of sorts in the world of corporate welfare (as though a government office of “economic development” isn’t already corporate welfare-ish enough). It’s called the Economic Development Revolving Fund (EDRF). County officials billed this new fund as a way to help boost the local economy.

“This is a visionary program that could become a catalyst for growth for many busi-

nesses out there,” said Mayor Alan Arakawa, according to a Feb. 25 Maui News story. “By providing the capital, we provide opportunities for business to expand and hire new people and buy more goods and services from our community.”

Here’s how the county’s Office of Economic Development describes the fund in its own program guide: “To be considered for the EDRF an applicant should have a primary place of business that already exists in the County,” states the OED guide. “The Office of Economic Development (OED) is looking for applicants who want to foster continued growth in their company. These companies should have a strong balance sheet, have established markets that show growth potential, and show strong potential for creating living wage employment for our residents. The fund is designed to assist companies with these qualifications to expand their business through additional locations, new equipment, exporting opportunities, R&D for a demonstrated capability or product, or to commercialize capability or a new product.”

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to one” match in cash (which can come from a grant or loan). What’s more, entities–for-profit or not–that already have county grants aren’t apparently eligible. In short, the county only wants well-run companies with “strong balance sheets” to apply, but to be fair, why would such a company need a boost from the county?

Anyway, five applicants–all for-profit corporations–saw their money requests appear on yesterday’s Maui County Council Budget and Finance Committee meeting agenda. One official at the County Council told me this morning that other firms have apparently been considered for grants from the fund, but these are the first applicants to make it this far. The committee merely reviewed the proposals– actually approving will require a committee vote. As for when that might happen, Committee chairman Mike White hasn’t yet said.

Here are the five proposals, listed in the Sept. 30 Budget & Finance Committee meeting agenda, which together add up to $1 million: 1. Uptown Service, Inc. would like $200,000 to “convert its car wash facility to a restaurant called ‘Da Car Wash Cafe’” 2. Alpha, Inc. wants $125,000 to “purchase a National T-32 drill rig to offer lower cost drilling to deep well projects” 3. Maui Innovation Group LLC would like

$175,000 “for medical care management software to better manage patient care” 4. HNU Photonics LLC wants $250,000 “for infrastructure and equipment for stem cell research” 5. Aumakua Holdings, Inc. would like $250,000 “for equipment for a Maui Brewing Co. facility in Kihei to add beverages and increase exportation” At least one resident found all this, well, distasteful.

“Government should confine itself to the basic functions needed by a society: defense against aggressors, roads, police and courts, education of the young, hospitals, care for those unable to care for themselves, mutual assistance in time of disaster,” Wailuku resident Sally Raisbeck wrote in a Sept. 30 email to MauiTime, which arrived after the meeting and first alerted us to it. “Collecting taxes is unfortunately another necessary function… This goes directly to whether or not you believe in capitalism. If you do, the government should not involve itself in supporting some businesses against others. If the brewery is successful, it will be able to expand itself. The county should not be involved.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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MACC lost and found department, Trecker said she couldn’t really say, though she did send along the above photo of a “quirky” item currently found in the box.

Does that belong to you? Do you know the owner? Do you even know what it is? Anyway, if you feel you’ve lost that or something else at the MACC, call 808-2422787 or email lostnfound@mauiarts.org.

-Anthony Pignataro

FUEL UP AND DO GOOD This fall, you can support children and families when you pump gas at your local Ohana Fuels gasoline locations. A portion of the proceeds from every gallon of gasoline purchased at an Ohana Fuels location on Maui through the months of October, November and December will help support the families

Kitties!

There are a variety of animal rescue groups on Maui trying to find homes for thousands of cats and kittens every year, but it’s a neverending battle. That’s why the Maui Humane Society (MHS) and The Humane Society of the United States have partnered to identify solutions to reduce the number of free roaming and feral animals on the island and across the nation. They’re hosting a free public presentation next month on their initial research findings of community cats.

Dr. John Hadidian and Dr. John Boone will present the initial findings of cat population research they conducted at Kanaha State Park and Iao Valley. Hadidian and Boone will discuss the challenges and opportunities on how best to humanely and effectively reduce free-roaming cat populations, as well as how the public can help.

Members of the Maui County Animal Coalition, including the Maui SPCA and Feline Foundation of Maui, will also discuss their ongoing efforts and services.

The presentation will be held on Tuesday, Oct. 14, from 6-8pm at the Kihei Community Center, located at 303 E. Lipoa St. in Kihei.

MHS encourages participants to attend the event armed with questions and suggestions to help determine how Maui residents can best work together to protect all animals.

Please call Maui Humane Society at 808-8773680 x36 for additional information.

-Suzanne Kayian

The other day I was flipping through radio stations on my way to work when I happened to catch a brief item on American Public Media’s Performance Today on Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts in New York–specifically, the mundane and sometimes unique items that the center’s lost and found department deals with every year.

That got me thinking about how our own Maui Arts & Cultural Center deals with

Does this belong to you?

items that concert-goers sometimes leave behind. The MACC’s website (Mauiarts.org) had some info about their lost & found policies– ”Bank cards will be destroyed after one week (7 days). Other found items will be donated to charity or discarded after 30 days.”–but for stats and details, I simply asked Barbara Trecker, the MACC’s marketing director.

“So far this year we have about 240 items on the list,” she emailed me this morning.

“Everything from Bibles to ‘lost soles’ ie slippahs & shoes (individuals & pairs). In 2013 the total was about 300 items.”

Trecker said those items largely consisted of reading glasses, sunglasses, sweaters, shirts and keys. She added that they source wallets and credit cards and return them as soon as possible.

As far as the most unique item found in

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of Imua Family Services as part of the organizations “Fuel Up. Do Good” program.

“I am both grateful and thrilled that Ohana Fuels reached out to partner with Imua Family Services over the next quarter,” said Dean Wong, Imua’s Executive Director. “It’s an amazing opportunity for local businesses and local nonprofits to work together for the better of our community and to meet the needs of our many families. We encourage everyone to fuel up at any Ohana Fuels locations so that the most good can flow back into our community.”

The “Fuel Up. Do Good” program will help bolster Imua as it provides comprehensive early childhood development services to children and their families with the resources needed to achieve their full potential in life. Each year, more than 3,000 community members on Maui and Lanai receive support from Imua through its Infant & Child Development Program, Early Childhood Development Program, Newborn Hearing Screening and Camp Imua.

This year has been a period of expansion and growth for Imua. Currently the organization is in collaboration with Easter Seals Hawaii to convert Maui Land & Pineapple Company’s old 10,000 square foot property on Wakea Avenue in Kahului into the future Imua Family Services Early Childhood Training and Development Center. The design and construction is on course for early 2015 completion and opening.

This new facility will allow the organization to expand its services and programs. It will also help Imua provide specialized services to Maui’s children with special needs with a new state-of-the-art facility complete with innovative therapy rooms, designated areas for family counseling and activities, an inclusion preschool facility, education and training center, offices spaces for more than 45 staff members and an outdoor covered playground.

If you would like more information about Imua Family Services, visit Imuafamilyservices.org or call 808-244-7467.

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Dutch inventors Bart Jansen and Arjen Beltman struck again recently when Pepeijn Bruins, 13, called on them to help him grieve over his pet rat, Ratjetoe, who had to be put down because of cancer. Having heard of the inventors’ work, Pepeijn asked if they could please have Ratjetoe stuffed and turned into a radio-controlled drone. Jansen and Beltman, who had previously created an “ostrichcopter” and are now working on a “turbo shark,” created Pepeijn’s rat-copter, but remain best noted for their epic taxidermied cat, “Orvillecopter,” created in 2012.

HOW TO CONFUSE AN ARIZONAN In August, a state appeals court overruled a lower court and decided that Thomas and Nancy Beatie could divorce, after all. The first judge had determined that their outof-state marriage was not valid in Arizona because they were both women, but Thomas has had extensive surgery and hormone therapy and become a man–although he is also the spouse who bore the couple’s three children, since he made it a point to retain his reproductive organs.

BOOB AID 2014 In August, for the 12th straight year, a group of Japanese adult-film actresses has volunteered their breasts to raise money for an AIDS-prevention charity event shown on an X-rated cable TV channel from Tokyo. The 12-hour-long “squeezea-thon” (“Boob Aid”) sold individual fondles to men for donations of at least (the equivalent of) $9, with donors required first to spray on disinfectant. In all, 4,100 pairs of hands roamed the nine actresses.

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In June, Robert Pullar, 30, Minot, North Dakota, subsequently charged with DUI, fell out of his car and was run over by it.

In July, Joseph Karl, 48, jumped out of his truck to confront another driver in a road rage incident in Gainesville, Florida, but as he pounded on that driver’s window, his own truck (negligently left in gear) crept up and ran him over. Pullar and Karl were not seriously injured, but in July, a 54-year-old St. Petersburg, Florida, man was hurt badly when, attempting to climb

onto the street sweeper that he operates for the city, he fell off, and the machine ran over his upper body.

BRAIN SURGERY PLAYLIST? For patients who are musicians, deep brain stimulation (open-brain) surgery can provide entertainment for operatingroom doctors as they correct neurological conditions such as hand tremors. In September, the concert violinist Naomi Elishuv, who has performed with the Lithuanian National Symphony Orchestra, played for surgeons at the Tel Aviv Sourasky Medical Center so they could locate the exact spot in the brain for inserting the pacemaker to control the hand-trembling that had wrecked her career. In fact, last week’s winner of the annual Steve Martin Prize for Excellence in Banjo and Bluegrass, Eddie Adcock, 76, had finger-picked some tunes in the operating room in 2007 for his own deep brain surgery.

GUESS IT WAS A TUMOR AFTER ALL Surgeons at the University of Arizona Medical Center removed a 47-pound tumor from a woman’s stomach in April–not even close to being the largest ever mentioned in News of the Weird, but likely the only such large tumor appearing in a post-operative photograph being cradled in the arms of a member of the surgical team. The patient, without insurance, had been putting off the surgery for months, which allowed the tumor to grow and to complicate the surgery–but credits “Obamacare” with finally allowing her to afford the procedure.

CRAZY PHONE BILL Previous reports of obsessively vengeful ex-lovers seem concentrated in Japan, where some heartbroken girlfriends have relentlessly harassed their exes with thousands of phone calls for months after the breakup. But in a September report from Rhone, France, a 33-year-old man was sentenced to prison for 10 months for harassing his ex-girlfriend with a total of 21,807 phone calls and texts over the 10 months following the split (an average of 73 a day).

The man insisted that he only wanted the woman to thank him for the carpentry work he had done on her apartment.

SIZE MATTERS (SOMETIMES) It’s not the first time that a suspect has had the idea, but usually, judges are skeptical. This time, a court in Leer, Germany, ordered a medical examination of the manhood of Herbert O., 54, to help decide a criminal charge of exhibitionism. The man’s wife testified that Herbert’s organ is “too short to hang out of [his] trousers,” as claimed by the victim of the flashing.

The judge asked a local health official to make an exact measurement. ■

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By Jen Russo Frenchie Davis was on American Idol in 2003, but it seemed that her performing career jumped on the fast track after she left the show. Sure, the Howard University theater student had been disqualified from Idol due to a few spicy photos, but she recovered quickly by getting a role in Broadway’s Rent later that year. After Rent, she did a West Coast tour as Effie White in Dreamgirls and won a Grammy nomination for the Ain’t Misbehavin musical tour in 2008 (she performed with fellow Idol contestant and Season Two winner Ruben Studdard). In 2011, she returned to television, finishing fifth on the first season of The Voice after being on Christina Aguilera’s team.

The next year, she made public that she was in a relationship with a woman. In 2012 she also won Best Dance / Electronica at the OUT Music Awards in Vegas for her release “Love’s Got A Hold On Me,” which went to the 12th slot on the Billboard dance chart.

Best of all, this Saturday, we get to hear Davis’ mezzo soprano voice live at the Maui Pride Festival. We managed to catch up with her and learn her advice for the Idol stage, what she wants to do to Jack Black and the role underwear plays in her future.

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From Broadway’s Rent to playing Effie White in the Dreamgirls, what was the most indelible thing about being on stage?

I think being on Broadway was probably the most memorable. New York was such an exciting city then. Being on that stage every night was such an incredible feeling and the thing I am most thankful for is the lifelong friendships I built there. I think the tenth anniversary performance of Rent was my most unforgettable night on Broadway–sharing the stage with the original cast. Sharing the season’s solo with Gwen Stewart–the original Seasons Of Love diva!–and then Daphne Ruben Vega (the original Mimi) slayed that night. It was an incredible night.

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Q: the most artistically and spiriA: Living tually fulfilled life possible.

Q: Finish this sentence: Frenchie Davis is motivated by her dream of…

If you had to choose one soundtrack for your life in this moment, what would it be?

a hard one. I think it would be a A: That’s combination of numerous soundtracks.

Something with lots of Jazz music and a slight hint of melancholy. That’s how I feel these days. So many people and things inspire me but I can tell you that my favorite singers of all time include Ella, Dinah, Aretha, Whitney, Sylvester, Freddie Mercury.

Q: Q: Right now, many of my favorite Well I’ve been in nearly 10 Broadway A: songs to perform also happen to A: shows so I think the BFA in theater was be covers of many of my favorite artists’ What kind of music are you performing?

You attended Howard University for theater. How did that influence your career?

a good investment.

Q: I always loved to sing and perform, A: for as long as I can remember. I was in school choirs, drama clubs, etc., but it wasn’t Ha! Was there someone who influenced you getting into theater?

until I got to college and met Professor Mike Malone and changed my major from English to theater that I thought, “okay, maybe I can do this for a living.”

Q: I got my very first job in my junior year A: of college. I was cast as Crystal, the street urchin, in a production of Little Shop Of Hor-

When was your first gig as a performer?

rors in Germany. I had to do the entire score in German! I ended up being cast in Jesus Christ Superstar with the same company and then I auditioned for Idol a couple of months after returning to the states. And after Idol I got cast in Rent on Broadway... And here we are!

Q:

You’ve been on American Idol and The Voice. What’s your advice for the next contestant?

Don’t take it too seriously. Bear in mind A: that these shows are career builders for the judges/coaches and not necessarily the contestants. So don’t take it too seriously. Have fun and sing your heart out!

Q:

You got some recognition for your single “Love’s Got A Hold On Me.” What inspired you to write that song?

A: Q:

I was in love!

Yes, and that was the relationship that announced you were out. What other passions feed your writing?

get inspired by life. Socio-political A: Iissues.

Love–the loss of it. The dance floor. It just depends.

songs but I’m really excited about the new music I’m working on for my album.

I feel like I’m finally finding my sound.

I will always do dance music but I’m finally finding my sound outside of dance and getting back to being inspired by the genres that made me fall in love with singing in the first place. I can’t wait to be able to share it with the world.

Q: My mom sings in church choir. My A: grandfather played sax. I grew up listening to classic R&B, Jazz, rock, show-

Were there musical influences coming from home?

tunes, opera, everything. Even country. My mother’s a Texan.

Q: I didn’t know I would become a A: musician. I feel like I’ve been singing my whole life. I started singing because I

So you knew you’d become a musician when you were a child?

guess, for as long as I can remember, I have loved to do it. I sing everyday. I mean, I knew music would be a part of my life, but I didn’t think I could actually do it for a living until I got a little older.

Q:

But you started pretty young–you were on Idol at 23. What did your parents think when you decided to go after a career in entertainment?

supported my love of music A: They but they wanted me to focus on my education, which I did. And now everyone is happy.

Q: working on a pop/dance album A: I’m and a R&B/soul/pop album as well. I What are you working on right now?

also just finished sketches for my plus-size bra/lingerie line and am working on getting samples made.

Q: Q: I would love to do a rock song with Jack A: Black. I just think he is hilarious and A: Take advantage of every opportunity that will allow you to grow as a permusically awesome and we would have fun. former and artist. You may hear “no” a lot but you only need one “yes” to change Q: your life. So if you’re willing to work Do you have any dream collaborations?

That wasn’t my first guess, but cool. Tell me, when you’re on the road performing, what are three Frenchie must-haves?

A: Lashes, Spanx and something sparkly.

What advice would you give to other musicians who are just starting out?

hard and keep at it, the odds are in your favor. I didn’t mean for it to come out so Hunger Games-ish, but yeah.

Where Your Festival Money Goes The Maui Pride organization celebrates diversity and the positive aspects of the LGBTQ community. Their main event is the annual Maui Pride Festival, but their activities extend the whole year through with support for individuals, community and the organizations that share those goals. The establishment of their scholarship fund is to support secondary education for deserving recipients in this community.

The recipients of the scholarships are selected from applicants that are either LGBTQ members themselves or children of LGBTQ parents. They also must live in Hawaii for a minimum of a year prior to applying. The candidates apply through a strict process of communicating their past experience with the LGBTQ community and what future impact they foresee.

Maui Pride also puts on the Lava Soiree during the year to raise funds for their scholarship fund. This year, they raised $15,000 and will be awarding $14,000 of those funds.

On Oct. 3, the Governor’s office will also fly the rainbow flag in recognition of Maui Pride. The Pride organizers a`re really excited, as they’ve previously tried “really hard to get Maui County to fly a flag, but with no luck.”

Organizers will announce the five winners of their 2014 scholarships during Friday’s VIP reception. For tickets to this event and others like the Frenchie Davis show, go to Mauipride.org/maui-pride-weekend

Maui Pride Festival Schedule Thursday, Oct. 2 • 6pm: Maui Pride Film Festival; $5, Iao Theatre (68 N. Market St., Wailuku) The first showing is a short called Prinsesa. It’s about a young Filipino-American father who tells the Singkil folk dance tale to his children to calm them after an earthquake. But his young boy seems to identify more as the princess in the myth than the prince. This creates an awkward moment for the dad.

The second full feature film is Fagbug Nation. It takes you behind the wheel of the once vandalized but now famous Fagbug. With six years of touring under her belt, director Erin Davies (Fagbug, 2009) has her mind set on getting her car to all 50 states, including Hawaii and Alaska. To pull this off, Erin went 54 days without a car, put her car on five boats and flew on 14 planes. The Fagbug got lei’d right here on Maui and drives through the midnight sun to Alaska, but first makes a pit stop at the Equality House in Topeka, Kansas. The film includes a tribute to Raja Shortell. Davies will also be on hand for a Q&A session.

Friday, Oct. 3 • 5:30pm: Maui Pride VIP Reception; Maui Sunseeker Resort, Kihei Join Maui Pride with pupus from Sunkissed Maui Events, Mai Tai Bar and goodie bags. There will be an award ceremony to honor community members and the Maui Pride scholarship winners. VIP Ticket holders get into all the events throughout the weekend and also get to attend a meet-and-greet with Frenchie Davis.

• 9pm: Maui Pride Glitter Party; $10 donation, Moose McGillycuddys, Kihei.

Sparkle with the rest of the Maui Pride crew as they kick off 2014 with a “Glitter Party.” DJ Ron will spin Top 40 and techno hits until midnight.

Saturday, Oct. 4 • 8:15am: Maui Pride Hike at Twin Falls; Free, Meet at Maui Tropical Plantation Consider it a behind-the-scenes tour of the Twin Falls Trail. To carpool from the Maui Tropical Plantation, meet at the front parking lot at 8:15am. The carpool will leave 15 minutes later.

• 11am-4:30pm: Maui Pride Festival; Free, Maui Tropical Plantation It’s an all-ages event for the community. Live music starts at noon with Shea Derrick, Deborah Vial, Freeradicals Projekt and I Want Candy. There will also be Drag Races, Maui Pride Gear and more than 40 business and community booths. Lots of food and drinks available, too and a special performance by Emerald City Trapeze.

• 5:30pm: Frenchie Davis Dinner and Show; $65, Mill House A pre-show cocktail reception with no-host bar starts at 5:30pm. The buffet dinner includes coffee and tea and starts at 7pm. There’s also a meet-andgreet reception for VIP ticket holders. For those wanting to catch the Frenchie Davis show without the dinner, tickets are $25.

• 9pm: Official Maui Pride After-Party; $5, Moose McGillycuddy’s, Kihei Dancing, socializing, late night snacks and more good stuff.

Sunday, Oct. 5 • 9am: Maui Pride Breakfast; Kono’s on The Green, Kihei We know you partied hard the night before, so hit the breakfast social to rehash good times and recharge after all that dancing from the night before. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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he doors to the “Home of the Mauisadas” are open again.

Simply Sweets Bakery has resurfaced at Hart’s Corner in Wailuku after going underground for the last eight years. MauiTime last caught up with Baker Jeff Cabiles in 2005 when Simply Sweets Bakery was located next to 24 Hour Fitness on Hana Highway, but his first shop opened on Mill Street in 1997. The newest home of the Mauisada is a window-order bakery, once occupied

by Dad’s Donuts and Cafe Central, but it has parking, a small table and bench, which is all just fine for consuming their sweet bits of pastry with coffee.

The lusty reunion with Cabiles’ yeasty puffs of fried dough that are dusted with the crunchy grit of baker’s sugar was made even sweeter by the extra malasadas they threw in for being long lost loves. The plain Mauisadas are $5 for a half-dozen and $10 for a dozen, and they still offer

them cream-filled too–vanilla, chocolate and haupia are $2 each.

Simply Sweets also has incredible cream puffs, custard danishes, cream horns and blueberry scones. Cabiles also masterminded a specialty item called the Ulupalakua Taco: for $4, you get a chocolate almond florentine cookie shaped like a taco that’s filled with pastry cream and strawberries. He says it was inspired by almond roca. He also does a “Brok da Mout” pastry–a cream puff topped with chantilly.

From time to time, Cabiles also brings back the savory ham and cheese buns, pasteles on Thursdays and they love to do pies and brownie orders, too. Just give them a day or two advance notice for special orders. Pay attention to their Instagram account(@Simply_Sweets_Bakery): it’ll tell you what’s on special that week.

The bakery is open Tuesday through Saturday, 7am -3pm and is closed on Sunday and Monday. It’s located on the corner of Vineyard Street and Central Avenue in Wailuku. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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Jamie Birren and her husband Joe opened Zing with her mom Lily Barnett. It’s Jamie and Joe’s first time at a restaurant, but Barnett previously owned one in Wyoming. The name comes from Chef Joe’s mouth, as in he likes to put a little “zing” in his dishes.

And Jamie added, it means “love” like in the movie Hotel Transylvania, where they have that special “zing.”

It does have a certain zing to it.

The recipes on the menu are a combo of Joe’s and Lily’s family style favorites.

At breakfast, their Swedish Pancakes ($6) are described as thin cakes filled with fruity cream sauce and powdered sugar. Jamie says they’re stupendous, and they made me a sample. While I was waiting she got out their vat of lilikoi butter that her mom Lily makes and gave me a spoonful. She says they will make it until lilikois are out of season. They serve it on pastries du jour. The breakfast menu is the most extensive I’ve yet seen at the promenade: egg sandwiches, eggs and potatoes, Eggs Benedict, biscuits and gravy, loco moco and burritos.

But I digress. The Swedish Pancake is a European treat–a thin pancake, not a crepe, formed into a jelly roll with fruity cream and topped with a dollop of fresh whipped cream and a few raspberries.

It was great, but I ordered the Huevos Rancheros that Barnett makes with her own special Lily’s green chili sauce. It’s more American than Mexican, with kidney beans and black beans in a deep fried tortilla bowl, green sauce, eggs made to order (I got scrambled), cheese, salsa, sour cream and guacamole, but it works marvelously because of Lily’s sauce.

For lunch, I tried their chicken salad sandwich on croissant ($9). They have a full list of sandwiches from BLT to Reuben to burgers, all made to order with your choice of breads, tortillas and cheeses running from $9 to $12. In the chicken salad, real chunks of roasted and chilled chicken met onions, celery, pine nuts and grapes, along with Kula Dave tomato slices and green leaf lettuce. It was really good. The turkey bacon avo features their own oven roasted garlic and black pepper turkey on ciabatta with garlic aioli, and is also spectacular for $10.

I was surprised to see the menu also included jalapeno poppers with ranch, beerbattered zucchini sticks, onion rings, fresh cut fries, hand cut chips and fried artichoke hearts. I’m thinking BYOB pau hanas might be in order with their deep fried selections to put the bar in the bar food. They also have a complete selection of salads, a burrito, chimichanga, smoothies, milkshakes, lemonade and soft drinks. ■

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Curry plates come with rice, roti, salad and chutney and start at $8 for one choice and run to $12 for three. The plates are generous. I started with the eggplant curry and the lamb curry, and both were amazing. The lamb is rich and perfectly seasoned and prepared, truly a treat for an everyday lunch.

Harris opened Jini’s Curry a year ago as a new chapter in life. She was raised in Fiji, but lived in Oregon for some time with her late husband. Now she and her son live on Maui, and she says the weather is similar to Fiji–“it’s like summer all year round there, too.”

She loves sharing her Indian Food tradition, and often changes up the curries on her menu.You will find fish, shrimp, chicken, eggplant, potato and lamb. She also makes daal, a lentil soup that’s the lighter dish on the menu, and vegan samosas.You will find her staffing her curry booth at the Makawao and Kihei town parties, too, and she stays open on Saturday for Fijian curry fixes. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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How did you get your start?

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I perform mostly solo but I’ve been in many bands over the years, starting with my first rock band in fifth grade. I did some touring with Willie Nelson and his band this past year and that was a real honor for me.

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What kind of music do you play?

I play a very wide repertoire that includes blues, rock, pop, Jazz, Reggae and country. At my solo gigs I might go from Hendrix to Sinatra to Django to AC/DC to Willie Nelson!

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What are some of your favorite songs to perform?

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I like all the songs and styles I play in my solo set but I’ll always make sure to play a couple tunes by Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin. They sound beautiful on acoustic guitar and are fun to play!

Both. Early on, I had a few lessons but I was mostly learning from records by ear. When I was 25, I moved from Maui to Los Angeles to study with some of the best players in the world and they really helped me to grow, which I still strive to do.

Jorge Strunz, Ted Greene, Lenny Breau and Scott Henderson had a big impact on me.

My regular gigs are every Monday and Friday at Monkeypod Kitchen in Wailea 4-6pm and every Saturday at the Southshore Tiki Lounge in Kihei 4-6pm.

Also, this Friday, Oct. 3, I'm playing at the MACC at 7pm with Lily Meola. My calendar is on my website (Tomconwayguitar.com). ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

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6pm-9pm. Historic Pioneer Inn (658 Wharf unriSt., Lahaina); 808-661-3335, Lahainasunriserotary.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, OCT. 3

THURSDAY, OCT. 2 MAUI FAIR – The Maui Fair returns this Thursday through Sunday for the 92nd 2nd ertime. That means four days of local flavors, ferris wheel rides, the E.K. Fernandez Joy Zone and more. The Fair Parade will kick off the festivities att 4:30pm on Thursday and end at the War Memorial Parking Lot entrance.

Don’t miss out on some of Maui’s best in livestock and poultry exhibits. Take a break under the entertainment tent with live entertainment and contests.

Support local vendors at the Hawaii products exhibits and take in the island’s horticulture. And, of course, don’t forget to EAT! Children 4 and under Free. Keiki (5-11) $3. Adults $7. War Memorial Gymnasium (211 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku), Mauifair.com. Photo courtesy Maui Fair

‘ATTRACTIVE DISTRACTIONS’ – This Friday, the new surf film Attractive Distractions debuts on the MACC big screen. It shows 12 young surfers who catch waves in places like Maui, Portugal, New Zealand, Mentawais Islands Indonesia and Australia. The movie features surfers Albee Layer, Matt Meola, Kai Barger, John John Florence, Tyler Larronde, Dege O’Connell and Torrey Meister. There will also be music by the Lily Meola Band. $12; $7 for age 12/under. 7pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo of Matt Meola: Sean M. Hower

FRIDAY, OCT. 3 E N D LE SS SU M M E R FE ST – Summer concerts continue at Charley’s this Friday during Q103 and Bass Yard Studio’s Endless Summer Fest. Get your groove on to the beats of CHALA, Dubfounded, Rootz N Creation, Temon and more. The event also doubles as a birthday celebration for DJ Irie Dole. All are welcome to dance the night away. $10. 10pm. Charley’s Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), Charleysmaui.com. Photo: Amy Young Photography

RAUL MIDON – This Friday, the Maui Arts & Cultural ural don.

Center’s Solo Sessions series presents Raul Midon.

The singer-songwriter and guitarist from New York dabbles in a variety of genres including Flamenco, Jazz and soul.

Blind from infancy, the University of Miami alum has captivated 30pm. Maui audiences with his innovative style. $30-$65. 7:30pm. e Cameron Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, OCT. 4

FRIDAY, OCT. 3 WAILUKU TOWN PARTY – Need an alternative to the Maui Fair chaaios? Check out the Wailuku First Friday town party. Lined with varid ous merchants, Market Street will welcome fall, Wailuku-style. Wind down your work week with Body Alive Yoga (4:45pm). Grab a cup of coffee at Wailuku Coffee Company or just take your pick of sweet treats from street vendors. Shop local merchants and stop in the beer garden for a pau hana beverage. Live music awaits you at every turn..

Free. 6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Market Street), Mauifridays.com

TASTE OF TUSCANY – Sail aboard the Kai Kanani this Saturday with Chef Christopher Kulis of Capische for a Taste of Tuscany. Kick off your shoes and hop on to Kai Kanani’s sailboat for an evening of pupus, wine pairing and live music by Braddah Dwight. Guests will depart beachfront of the Makena Beach and Golf Resort. $119. 4:45-6:45pm.

Kai Kanani Sailing Charters (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-879-7218, Kaikanani.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, OCT. 4 AIPONO WINE & SAKE DINNER – The Aipono Wine Dinner series makes a stop at Morimoto Maui this Saturday. Treat your tastebuds to the fresh creations of Chef Greg Harrison. Complimenting the menu will be Sommelier Charles Fredy’s selection of wines derived from various regions. Guests can anticipate the freshest of ingredients and most delectable of flavors. $150.

5:30pm. Morimoto Maui (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-243-4766, Facebook.com/MorimotoMaui. Photo courtesy Morimoto Maui’s Facebook page

SATURDAY, OCT. 4

HALAU O KA HANU LEHUA – Celebrate a decade of dance with Halau O Ka Hanu Lehua this Saturday at the MACC. Accompanied

by Hawaii songbirds Kuana Torres Kahele, Natalie Ai Kamau‘u and Holunape, the awardwinning halau will explore the art of chant, song and movement. $30. 5pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Halau O Ka Hanu Lehua Facebook page

SUNDAY, OCT. 5 S ORGANIC GARDENING PRIMER – This Sunday, learn to grow your own organic produce with Mike Zelko at the Hali‘imaile Community Garden. An agriculturalist and former president of the Hawaii Sustainable Agriculture Association, Zelko has more than 30 years of experience farming and consulting. Topics will include location, soil, composting, water technique, sustainability and crop rotation. Proceeds from the class will benefit the Hali’imaile Community Garden. RSVP necessary. $20 ($30 couples).

10am-1pm. (Aoiki Street, Hali’imaile), Haliimailegarden.com, haliimailegarden@gmail.com. Photo courtesy Hali‘imaile Community Garden Facebook page

MOREY MONSTER CHALLENGE – This Saturday kout durand Sunday, add a little thrill to your mile workout ing Morey Monster Challenge. Complete with six obstacles, you can decide if you want to be chased or do the chasing. It’s simple– dodge monsters to win prizes along the course and enjoy a playlist to match. Or just get in the Halloween spirit on the Maui Paintchase. ball haunted hayride. Food available for purchase. tims.

Rules apply. $20 for Monsters. $30 for Victims. $5 for spectators. 4pm-6:30pm. Mauii Paintball (Olowalu), Moreyinc.com.

TUESDAY, OCT. 7

WEDNESDAY, OCT. 8 CRAFT COCKTAIL DINNER – This Tuesday, Sansei Kihei will highlight Ocean Vodka during its Craft Cocktail Dinner. When you mix Sansei’s seafood selection with Ocean Vodka’s pure beverage, you’re going to get a special culinary experience. Check out Ocean Vodka’s newest look, too! Call for reservations. 6pm. Sansei (1881 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0004, Sanseihawaii. com. Photo courtesy Sansei’s Facebook page

LEARN ABOUT MAUI’S NATIVE FOREST BIRDS – Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project (MFBRP)’s Laura Berthold will share photos and discuss the project’s research and habitat restoration efforts this Wednesday at the Makawao Public Library. Keiki (12+) and adults are invited to learn how this and other projects are helping to save Maui’s native species. Berthold will talk about how these creatures adapted to a Maui ecosystem that no longer exists and the challenges they face today.

Free. 6:30pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785. Photo of an Apapane Honeycreeper courtesy MFBRP

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Fun With Vigilantes ‘The Equalizer’ was better as a 1980s TV show ★★★★★ Rated R/ 131 Min.

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t was hard to miss The Equalizer when it first began airing on TV in the 1980s. The opening, set to a propulsive theme by Stewart Copeland, presented a montage of dread-inducing scenarios, mostly involving women being stalked and terrorized. After nearly a minute of dark figures cornering ladies on subways and dark alley ways, along came the headlights of a sleek car. Out pops McCall, a trench coat wearing man, holding a gun, ready to take down urban scum: The Equalizer!

As embodied by the wonderful, middle-aged Edward Woodward, the show was (for its time) a violent, edgy statement on then-rising crime rates and vigilantism in New York.

Now, we have the film adaptation that keeps the title and character name of McCall but nothing else. Most of the original concepts and the moral questions on vigilante violence are gone. The TV series seemed like a televised expansion of the controversial Death Wish and a commentary on the 1984 “subway shooter” Bernie Goetz. By contrast, this movie dials down the provocative ques-

tions raised by the material, tosses out the pivotal killer-for-hire father/disapproving son angle and makes the anti-hero glitter in water-drenched slow motion, while dispatching a bad guy with a nail gun.

The Antoine Fuqua directed remake is closer to a Liam Neeson revenge thriller, in which an acclaimed actor is reinvented as a gun-toting killer. That Denzel Washington is playing McCall is what makes this so compelling.

McCall works at Home Mart (Home Depot apparently disapproved of their name being used in such a gory movie). He’s awfully nice, caring for his co-workers and, off hours, is quiet, alone and mysterious. His nightly conversations in a diner with a prostitute (Chloe Grace Moretz), in which he witnesses the abuse she takes, stirs his previously unseen violent side. Taking vengeance on her pimp is just the beginning, as a slew of villains strike back at McCall, who, by what we see here, could kill them all with one hand tied behind his back.

Washington is a famous advocate of the Boys and Girls Clubs of America, a quality that comes up in his characterization.

McCall is the kind of role model who actively helps those in need and wants the best from everybody. On the other hand, he’s also an ice-cold killer.

This is what happens when Liam Neeson is unavailable

Playing the kind of role usually reserved for Jason Statham, Washington makes the contradictions in McCall intriguing, as he clearly means well but displays an OCDlike behavior and might be deranged.

Fuqua’s enthralling Olympus Has Fallen is a superior example of good trash and he and Washington are nowhere near their extraordinary collaboration on Training Day. Washington’s The Book of Eli is a much better heroic action vehicle. Still, even though this gets remarkably ugly and ridiculous in the last half, Fuqua makes some good choices.

McCall’s confrontation with an evil Russian gangster (Martin Czokas, providing maximum villainy) in a fancy restaurant is a great scene. So is McCall’s infiltrating an

illegal operation, a seen-it-before bit with a hilarious cutaway shot, marked with the line, “Mr. Pushkin thanks you.”

The hooker-with-heart-of-gold subplot is wisely tossed aside at the midpoint, as Moretz strains and fails to match Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver.

There’s grit but little in the way of social commentary or depth. Literally, this is the kind of movie that opens with a Mark Twain quote and ends with Eminem on the soundtrack. This is crowd pleasing and too commercial to be controversial. But we should be wondering how, on the same day, a shining example of the Boys and Girls Club could help a friend get a job and stick a corkscrew in an attacker’s throat. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm)

Annabelle-R- FRI 10:25 11:25 12:35 1:35 2:45 3:45 5:00 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:40 10:40 SAT 11:25 12:35 1:35 2:45 3:45 5:00 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:40 10:40, SUN-WED 10:25 11:25 12:35 1:35 2:45 3:45 5:00 6:00 7:15 8:15 9:40 10:40 Gone Girl-R- FRI-WED 10:25 11:25 1:25 2:25 4:25 5:25 7:25 8:25 10:25 The Equalizer-R- THU 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 8:00, FRI-WED 10:55 1:40 4:25 7:10 9:55 The Boxtrolls-PG- THU 10:40 12:00 1:00 2:20 3:20 4:40 7:00 8:00, FRI-WED 10:30 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50 A Walk Among The Tombstones-R- THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 Dolphin Tale 2- PG- THU 12:05 2:30 4:55 7:20 Guardians Of The Galaxy-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:30 My Little Pony-NR- SAT 10:00 MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

Left Behind-PG13- FRI-WED (12:10 3:20) 7:00 10:00 Battle Of The Strands-Live- NR- MON 8:00 Vikings From The British Museum-NRTUE 7:00 The Maze Runner-PG13- THU (11:20 12:30 2:00 3:50 4:50) 7:10 7:40 10:00 10:30, FRI (11:20 1:20 1:50 3:20 4:30) 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20, SAT-SUN (11:20 1:20 1:50 3:20) 4:30 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20, MON (11:20 1:20 1:50 3:20 4:30) 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20, TUE (11:20 1:20 1:50 3:20 4:20) 6:50 9:50 10:20, WED (11:20 1:20 1:50 3:20 4:30) 6:50 7:20 9:50 10:20, THU (11:20 1:20 1:50 3:20 4:30) 6:50 9:50

NEW THIS WEEK ANNABELLE - R - Horror - Another horror film about satanic cultists and an evil doll.

Stars people we will, for the sake of their careers, keep anonymous. 98 min.

BATTLE OF THE STRANDS LIVE - NR - A hair, makeup, nails and fashion competition. 110 min.

GONE GIRL - R - Mystery/Drama - A woman goes missing, and then a media circus turns on her husband. Stars Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike. 149 min.

LEFT BEHIND - PG13 - Action/Sci-fi/Bible - Wow, they remade the old Kirk Cameron picture about the Christian Rapture with Nicholas Cage and Lea Thompson. 110 min.

VIKINGS FROM THE BRITISH MUSEUM - PG - Documentary - Think of it as an upclose look at the British Museum’s Viking exhibits. 90 min.

Dolphin Tale 2-PG- FRI (11:20 2:00 4:20) 7:30 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:00) 4:20 7:30 10:00, MON-WED (11:20 2:00 4:20) 7:30 10:00 This Is Where I Leave You -R- THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:30 10:20, FRI (11:30 1:50 4:50) 7:00 10:30, SAT-SUN (11:30 1:50) 4:50 7:00 10:30, MON-WED (11:30 1:50 4:50) 7:00 10:30 Guardians Of The Galaxy- PG13- FRI (12:20 3:40) 7:10 10:20, SAT-SUN (12:20) 3:40 7:10 10:20, MON-WED (12:20 3:40) 7:10 10:20 The Drop-R- THU (12:40 4:00) 7:20 10:10, FRI (12:50 3:30) 6:30 9:40, SAT-SUN (12:50) 3:30 6:30 9:40, MON-WED (12:50 3:30) 6:30 9:40 If I Stay-PG13- THU (12:10 3:30) 6:40 9:40, FRI (12:30 4:00) 6:40 10:10, SAT-SUN (12:30) 4:00 6:40 10:10, MON-WED (12:30 4:00) 6:40 10:10 The Giver-PG13-THU (12:20 3:40) 6:50 10:00, FRI (1:10 4:00) 6:50 10:30, SAT-SUN (1:10) 4:00 6:50 10:30, MON (1:10 4:00) 10:30, TUE-WED (1:10 4:00) 6:50 10:30 Let’s Be Cops-R- THU (2:00) 7:30, FRI-WED (1:20) 7:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-PG13- 2D THU (12:20 3:30) 6:40 9:50, FRI (12:40 3:50) 6:40 9:50, SAT-SUN (12:40) 3:50 6:40 9:50, MON-WED (12:40 3:50) 6:40 9:50 Hundred Foot Journey-PG- THU (11:40 3:20) 7:00 10:10, FRI (11:40 3:30) 6:30 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:40) 3:30 6:30 10:10, MON-WED (11:40 3:30) 6:30 10:10 Boyhood-R- THU (11:50 3:00) 6:30 9:40, FRI (4:10) 9:40, SAT-SUN 4:10 9:40, MON (4:10), TUE-WED (4:10) 9:40 No Good Deed-PG13-THU (12:00 3:50) 6:50 10:20 November Man-R- THU (11:20 4:40) 10:30

When The Game Stands Tall-PG- THU (3:10) 9:50 The Expendables 3 -PG13- THU (11:40) 6:30

BOYHOOD - R - Drama - Richard Linklater’s film–which took 12 years to make–follows a boy from age five to 18. Stars Ellar Coltrane, Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke. 165 min.

Stars Megan Fox because America. 101 min.

DOLPHIN TALE 2 - PG - Drama/Family - Remember that movie about the dolphin with the prosthetic tail? Well, now the dolphin needs companion or it has to go to another aquarium. 107 min.

THE EQUALIZER - R - Action/Thriller Denzel Washington stars in this remake of the 1980s TV show about a man trying to escape his violent past by helping some young girl threatened by Russian gangsters. See this week’s film review. 132 min.

IF I STAY - PG13 - Drama - Chloe Grace Moretz stars as a young woman in a coma who has to choose whether to wake up and live a very different life than she’d planned. 106 min.

NOW PLAYING

LET’S BE COPS - R - Comedy - Two fools dress up as cops for some party, then start behaving like the real thing. 104 min.

THE BOXTROLLS - PG - Animation/Adventure - A boy raised by trash collecting trolls fights an evil exterminator 97 min.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES PG13 - Action/Adventure - Giant superhero turtles save New York City for some reason.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

Annabelle-R-FRI-SUN 1:45 4:15 7:30 10:00, MON 1:45 4:15 7:30, TUE 1:45 4:15 7:30 10:00, WED 1:45 4:15 7:30

Gone Girl-R- FRI-SUN 12:15 3:45 7:00 10:15, MON 12:15 3:45 7:00, TUE 12:15 3:45 7:00 10:15, WED 12:15 3:45 7:00 The Equalizer-R- THU (12:30 3:45) 7:00, FRI-SUN 12:45 4:00 7:15 10:20, MON 12:45 4:00 7:15, TUE 12:45 4:00 7:15 10:20, WED 12:45 4:00 7:15 A Walk Among The Tombstones-R-THU (1:45 4:30) 7:15 The Maze Runner-PG13- THU (1:40 4:20) 7:10

Gone Girl opens this week

THE DROP - R - Crime/Drama - Bob is in a robbery gone wrong, and it affects everyone he knows. Stars Noomi Rapace, Tom Hardy and the late James Gandolfini. 106 min.

THE GIVER - PG13 - Drama/SciFi - A community has no pain or war or suffering, but then an old man teaches some kid about the “real” world. 94 min.

THE HUNDRED FOOT JOURNEY - PG Drama - It’s a local restaurant war between famous French chef Madame Mallory and the young Kadam family. 122 min.

THE MAZE RUNNER - PG13 - Action/Sci Fi - Little Thomas loses his memory, then finds himself trapped in a maze with other boys. It’s symbolism, people! Symbolism! 113 min.

THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU - R - Comedy - Four grown siblings return to their childhood home and live under the same roof again for a week after their father dies. Stars Jane Fonda, Tina Fey and Jason Bateman. 103 min.

LAST CHANCE A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES - R -

Action/Crime - A drug lord hires a PI to find out who kidnapped and murdered his (the drug lord’s) wife. 113 min.

MY LITTLE PONY: EQUESTRIA GIRLS RAINBOW ROCKS - NR - In this longawaited sequel to My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, the Hasbro toys have a battle of the bands or something. 88 min.

NO GOOD DEED - PG13 - Thriller - A mother of two in an Atlanta suburb helps some guy until he turns out to be a dangerous escaped convict who terrorizes her family. 84 min.

NOVEMBER MAN - R - Action/Thriller - An ex-spy (Pierce Brosnan, of course) faces off against CIA officials, his former student and Russians. 108 min.

THE EXPENDABLES 3 - R - Action/Nonsense - Nearly every action star ever–and Kelsey Grammer–star in this film about something that involves a lot of ammunition and explosions. 126 min.

WHEN THE GAME STANDS TALL - PG - Drama/Sports - Jim Caviezel plays Bob Ladouceur, De La Salle High’s football coach who racked up a 151-game winning streak. 115 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS 2014 MAUI PRIDE FESTIVAL - Thu, Oct 2-Sun, Oct 5. Maui Pride Week is right around the corner.

Plan ahead so you don’t miss out on your chance to celebrate with Hawaii’s best LGBT community.

Events include a film festival, VIP reception, Glitter Party, Maui GLBT Pride Hike, dinner with Performance by Frenchie Davis, a Pride weekend afterparty and the Pride Breakfast Social. For more information and ticket prices, go to Mauipride.org LA VEAUX - Wed, Oct 8. The band features an eclectic bend of iconic songs from music’s departed artists, such as Etta James, Koko Taylor, Billie Holiday, Janis Joplin, Nina Simone and others. Free. 8-10pm. Stopwatch Sports Bar & Grill (1127 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-1380

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. $29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children five and under are free. Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner and VIP packages are available.

5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com LAHAINA INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL THEATER CLASSES - Sep. 22 - Dec. 15. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up again with Lahaina Intermediate School and the Lahaina Complex After-School Tutor Project. On select Mondays they will be providing free after-school drama classes with Miss Kristi Scott, local theater arts director, actress and instructor. 2:50-4pm. Lahaina Intermediate School (871 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-214-7443 ‘WAIT UNTIL DARK’ - (Fri, Sat & Sun) Sep. 26 -Oct. 5. A Broadway hit, this masterfully constructed thriller moves from one moment of suspense to another as it builds toward an electrifying, final scene. $20-$40. Fridays & Saturdays 7:30pm, Sunday 3pm. The Historic Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com KAMP KRAZY TALES - Mon, Oct 6 - Fri, Oct 10.

Young students will learn fun drama games and music techniques. The camp culminates with a short performance for the parents. Pre-registration is required. No previous experience is necessary.

Come have fun during Fall Break! $150 per week.

9am-12pm. ProArts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Proartspacific.com

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Oct 2. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month.

Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat,

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Oct 4. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com NATIONAL TACO DAY - Sat, Oct 4. Join Sangrita Grill + Cantina for $7 margaritas all day and a special fish taco trio for $15! A portion of the proceeds from day’s sales will benefit Lahainaluna High School Agricultural Program. 10am10pm. Sangrita Grill + Cantina (2580 Keka‘a Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-6000; Sangritagrill.com FARM TO TABLE DINING - (Every Sat.) Feast on the abundant harvest of a freshly picked vegetarian meal made from only the purest, chemical and pesticide free ingredients, accompanied by Maui Sacred Earth Soothing Herbal Tea Blend. Menu varies depending on what’s available for harvest.

Call for reservations. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 6-8pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Oct 5. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - Every Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm.

For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).

ART FANTASTIC FEATHERS - Sep 2-Oct 5. Ellen Levinsky’s art includes butterflies, dancers, feather fan designs and jewelry using iridescent natural o discuss iscuss how she rebird feathers. She will also ate the paper ascycles her junk mail to create na Arts A pect of her art. Free. Lahaina Society (648 Wharf St.,., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

KOANA SMITH - Tue, Oct 7. Stop by to watch local oil painter Koana Smith work her magic!

10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com THE PINK ROOM - Tue, Oct 7- Fri., Oct 31.

The Pink Room is a Breast Cancer Awareness Exhibit. It will offer classes in nutrition and nutrition through chemotherapy, give free health clinics, self-breast examination and health classes, aromatherapy (Natural Remedies class), massages, nutrition info, yoga, Tai chi, zumba and more. Monday - Saturday 11am7pm; Sunday 11am-5pm. Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave, Kahului) LOCAL ARTISTS - Wed, Oct 8. Local artists will demonstrate their techniques. Podge Elvenstar is an oil painter and a mix media artist and Karen Camara is an oil/watercolor artist. 10am-2pm. Lahaina Arts Society (648 Wharf St,, Lahaina); 808661-0111; Lahainaarts.com ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; www.Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE KE‘ALA‘ILIAHI 2014–NEVER FORGOT(TEN) - Sat, Oct 11. With love, Maui’s own Halau Kekuaokala‘au‘ala‘iliahi presents a humble reflection and artful expression of the Wailukubased halau’s first decade. Na Kumu Hula ‘Iliahi and Haunani Paredes opened the halau’s doors to students of all ages in October 2004, and their journey of hula, through the grace of Ke Akua, has been blessed with wonderful and unforgettable experiences. The halau will share the stage with beloved friends: Ahumanu’s Liz Morales, Uncle Sam Ako, Kamalei Kawa‘a, Holunape’s Kama Hopkins, Kanai`a Nakamura, Ryan Gonzales and other special guests. Silent auction and pre-show activities begin at 4pm. Show starts at 6pm. Pre-show dinner by AK’s Cafe.

Tickets are $25 and $35. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

NIGHT RANGER - Mon, Oct 13. With more than 30 years in the business and 17 milli lion albums sold worldw wide, Night Ranger can still rock. In 1983, Night MEET THE ARTISTS Ranger earned acclaim Tues-Thurs, Sept 30-Oct with their multi-platinum 2. This week you can talk album Midnight Madstory with feather artist T U ness, which included O K Ellen Levinksy on Tues., C their smash hits “Sister CHE EK Sept 30, watercolor/pastel WE C Christian,” “When You CAN E U H artist Victoria Wundram on T YO C Close Your Eyes,” and the OF 17. eWed., Oct 1 and Bryan DeKS ant anthemic “(You Can Still) C GE I A P ng Bris on Thurs., Oct 2. Bring P Rock In America.” Tickets ON your friends and family to see are $3 $35, $45, $55 and $65. how the magic is created byy these Show sta starts at 7:30pm. Castle talented local artists. Free. 10am-2pm.

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LAS Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., La(One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; haina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com Mauiarts.org MALAMA WAO AKUA JURIED ART EXHIBIT PENN & TELLER: APPEARING ONLY ON Fri, Sep 19- Oct. 22. Viewpoints Gallery and East MAUI! - Tue, Oct 14. Penn & Teller’s 13-year run Maui Watershed Partnership present the 10th Anin Las Vegas makes them one of the longest runnual Malama Wao Akua Juried Art Exhibit's Openning and most-beloved shows in the Strip’s hising Night. Local artists have contributed paintings, tory Come watch their zany magic and amazing sculptures and photographs to the exhibit; all are shenanigans. Pre-show dinner by Three’s Bar & inspired by Hawaii’s ecosystem. Enjoy a juror’s Grill. Tickets are $45, $65, $85 and $125. Show walk-through (4pm), blessing and recognition starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Culceremony (5pm) and then live music and refreshtural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808ments. The exhibit will be open until Oct. 22 and 242-7469; Mauiarts.org will host various talk story sessions. 4pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); ‘GURU OF CHAI’–INDIAN INK THEATRE 808- 572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com COMPANY - Thu, Oct 16. The contradictions

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of modern India come alive in this funny and heartbreakingly romantic play. Kutisar, lord of his little chai stand in Bangalore railway station, dispenses his soulful beverage to the thirsty travelers who come and go through this portal to his city. When a young girl is abandoned at the busy station, his life changes dramatically, putting him at odds with the Gods of Hindu divinity with their interwoven mysteries of true love, tragedy and joy. Tickets are $28, half-price for kids. Pre-show dinner by Star Anise Indian Cuisine. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: PETER ROWAN - Fri, Oct 17. Grammy-award winner and six-time Grammy nominee, Peter Rowan is a singer-songwriter with a career spanning over five decades. From his early years playing under the tutelage of Bluegrass veteran Bill Monroe, to his time in Old & In the Way and breakout as a solo musician and bandleader, Rowan has built a devoted, international fan base through a solid stream of records, collaborative projects, and constant touring. Pre show dinner by Kalama’s Local Grinds. Show starts at 7:30pm. Tickets are $30, $45, and $65.

McCoy Studio Theater. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org DAVID LINDLEY - Thu, Oct 23. David Lindley can play the acoustic guitar, lap steel and ukulele as well as the oud and bouzouki. He’s famed for his recordings and touring as a bandleader and solo artist as well as making major contributions to the music of Jackson Browne, Ry Cooder, Graham Nash, Warren Zevon and Linda Ronstadt. Tickets are $35 and $45. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MORGENSTERN TRIO - Fri, Oct 24. The trio– Stefan Hempel (violin), Catherine Klipfel (piano) and Emanuel Wehse (violoncello) joined forces in 2005 at the Folkwang Academy in Essen.

The trio has since won international awards including the most prestigious Piano Trio Prize in the U.S. They also tour as one of the most exciting new chamber groups from Europe. Tickets are $45, half price for kids. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org IRISH ROVERS - Fri, Oct 24. With a career spanning 50 years and three generations of music lovers, the Irish Rovers are giving their fans one final chance to say goodbye. The band’s new album, The Irish Rovers, 50 Years, is also being released at concerts for this farewell tour. Tickets are $45, $50 and $60. Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ISLAND VIBEZ MUSIC FEST - Sat, Oct 25. This features three of Reggae’s top artists–Collie Buddz, Stick Figure and Kolohe Kai. This will be Stick Figure’s first time on Maui and Kolohe Kai’s first time on Maui since the band started performing again.

Tickets are $30 advance, $40 day of and $80 VIP. Gates open at 5pm, show starts at 5:30pm. Event Lawn. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MOHALA MAI 2014 - Sat, Oct 25. Under the direction of Na Hoku Hanohano Award winning vocalist and kumu kula, Napua Greig, the dancers of Halau Na Lei Kaumaka O Uka present their annual Mohala Mai, a celebration of 18 years of hula. The silent auction starts 4pm in the courtyard and the show starts at 5:30pm. Tickets are $32. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Digiluxe w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ LaRage, 10pm

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1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover!

2nd Annual Endless Summer Fest, 10pm

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MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE - Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30, WED- Andrew Corradini

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Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-Kaleo Philips

1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

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Birthday Bash w/ DJ Blast

Live Music

NFL Gina Martinelli, 6pm

MON-NFL, TUE-Pool League, WED-Pool Tournament

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DJ L, 10pm

Jordan at 7pm

Steve Craig 6-9pm, SIN

MON-Natalie Robles 10pm, TUE-Bartenders Mix, WED- Jessica & Kanoa at 10pm

Randall Rospond

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MON- Rick G, TUE- Mark Johnstone, WED-Yum Yum Beast

Dominic 4-8pm, Second Life, 9-close

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guys, 9-close

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Hi Lytes 9-close

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MON Karaoke 8-close, TUE- Rick G 4pm, WED-Rick G 4pm & Open Mic 9-close

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

ROCKY HORROR DANCE PARTY - Fri, Oct 31. Check out the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Halloween Party! The cast includes Eric Gilliom, Amy Hanaiali‘i, Jerry Eiting, Dr. Nat, Dale Button, Tim Wolfe, Vince Esquire, Kelly Covington.

The movie, enhanced by live action, video and music is sure to scare the song & dance into anyone! Of course, there will be an “appropriately inappropriate” costume contest where you can dress up in your most creative hallowed attire.

And there will be live music with Eric Gilliom & Sins Of The Flesh and dance music from DJ Pio Marasco. There’ll be great food, beverages, prizes, people-watching and, of course, FrankeNfurter! 21+ and older only. Show starts at 7:30pm.

Tickets are $25. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, OCT 2 FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a lineup of slack key artists, featuring an awardwinning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, OCT 3 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm.

Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-

MON-Kaliko’s Way 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm, WED-Evan Shulman, 7:30 pm

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900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Karaoke 9pm

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Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.

Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org REIKI LEVEL 1 TRAINING - This ancient Tibetan healing practice will be taught by certified Reiki Master Jason Coughlin. Reiki balances the body’s energy centers often referred to as Chakras which directly correlate with the body’s endocrine system. Level 1 focuses on the history of Usui Reiki, hand positions, Chakras, safety and attunement. $125 for entire three-part course (Oct 3, 10, 17). 10-11am. Maui Academy of the Healing Arts (310 Ohukai Rd., Kihei); 808-879-4266; info@massageschoolmaui.com

SATURDAY, OCT 4 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org DIABETES SELF-MANAGEMENT CLASS - The county of Maui Department of Housing and Human Concerns office on aging will sponsor “Better Choices, Better Health” Diabetes Self-Management workshop series. The series includes six weekly sessions that meet on Saturdays until November 8. Evidence-based educational health aging program designed to help people manage their diabetes as well as their overall

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

health through achievable action plans for improving nutrition, exercise, relaxation, communication skills, medication management and more. $10 for ages over 60, $35 for ages under 60. 10:30am1pm. Hannibal Tavares Community Center Room 1 (91 Pukalani St., Pukalani); 808-463-3166

peratures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

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FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com

MONDAY, OCT 6 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an oceanside trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext.

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TUESDAY, OCT 7 ESSENTIALS FOR SUCCESSFUL FINANCIAL PLANNING - If you are the type of person who would like to create wealth and turn that wealth into “free time,” understanding financial planning is absolutely essential. This workshop will introduce you to methods and concepts that are required knowledge in becoming a successful financial planner. Assembled in a concise and easy-to-understand outline, the information presented by Dr. Lenefsky is based upon decades of personal experience and study, as well as observation and interviews with hundreds of successful individuals throughout the country.

Free. 12-1pm. Maui Mall (70 E Ka‘ahumanu Ave, Kahului); 808-873-8247 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting.

Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads tem-

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show.

This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949

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Kawika’s Krew

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

Danyel Alana Band, 8pm

1810’, 8-10pm

Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Jamz 6-9pm

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com.

Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm.

Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei).

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana).

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula)

UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org

OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm.

Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm.

Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com.

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu.

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Battle of The Bands, 7:30pm Groovestache vs. Lawaia vs. TOLO

MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm.

Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

Ignite Saturdays w/ DJ Big Mike & Kamikaze, 10pm

MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

80’s Night w/ Next Level Entertainment, $10, 9pm

1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

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Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 6:30-9:30pm, no cover

Homestead 10pm, $5 cover

888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue, Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays.

3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm.

Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2288; Longhis.com.

Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Taylor Guitars Road Show, 3pm

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; Kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu & Sun, Brooks Maguire 4:30-10:30pm; Every Tue & Sat, Scott Freeman 4:30-10:30pm; Mon, Sonshine Rivers 4:30-10:30pm; Every Wed & Fri, Sonshine Rivers & Harry Troupe 4:30-10:30pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod.

6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

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Sign Language LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

I’m too bored to write you a proper horoscope this week. You’re just too damn normal. Your scales are so in synch that there’s nothing for people to latch onto. Where are the extremes, the flaws, the fascinating neuroses and idiosyncrasies? You know what I’m getting at, don’t you? You and I both know that you’re not perfect, despite the faultless veneer you’ve managed to throw up between the real you and the world.

Guess what? It’s intimidating and off-putting rather than interesting and attractive, as you’d hoped. Show off your humanity this week, Libra. It’s your sexiest part.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Take up ballroom dancing, perhaps, or canoeing, or karaoke duets. Anything that requires that you fall into synch with another person would be quite a good exercise for you. You get too rigidly attached to your own way of doing things; strict adherence to a self-designed schedule, routine, or method means you get a lot done but don’t give yourself many openings for something new to enter. I’m not even talking about something that will make you more efficient. Life isn’t always about getting something done in the simplest, quickest way. It can also be about having fun. Make that this week’s prime objective.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

I love the sound of breaking glass. I confess that I sometimes take too little care when washing up after a meal in hopes that a glass might slip and break.

Still, I’m too poor to deliberately go around breaking my stuff, just for the split-second aural thrill. It’s really a bad habit of mine, and of yours—you take too many risks with things you can’t afford to replace. Even though breaking or losing them might feel exciting, the consequences would be far less pleasant. At least for this week, take pains to preserve what you have.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

This week you’re a gorgon; you can turn people to stone with a glance. Venomous words and actions would be overkill when just a look can be almost lethal. The problem: being so damn powerful is quite daunting to all but the bravest, stupidest, or most foolhardy folk. What to do? Tone down your extreme nature? Hell no. Instead, encourage fascinating folk to approach with this calm assurance: “Yes, I’m poison, but I’m the antidote, too. When you recover from me, you’ll be stronger than you ever were.”

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

My ex-boyfriend has a thousand comic voices and a brain that stores and recalls funny moments, songs, and movie quotes with skillful, appropriate, and delightful ease. His bridge between memory and the present moment is a wide avenue along which many vehicles pass simultaneously. Your memory, conversely, lies across a narrow rope bridge. In other words, most people have some idea that an immense kingdom of diverse recollections exists over there, but they’ve only rarely heard specifics.

Your story-treasures languish, unspent. Sadly, these are riches that evaporate when you don’t often use them. Being present is good; informing the moment with your vast and fascinating past is better. Expand that rope bridge so it’s wide enough to accommodate a herd of elephants, then march them across.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

I confess I’m not particularly fond of most of the people who are drawn to serve in the armed forces, or become police officers. While there are those noble few who do it for admirable, idealistic reasons, too many do it because they’re arrogant, hierarchicallyminded assholes who like having authority and wielding power over other people—many like it so much that they abuse it. Aries are as susceptible to this trap as any other sign, but those who escape it, and opt for power-with rather than power-over scenarios, are put in a sweet position; Many people think they can only choose between being oppressor and oppressed. You clearly have a third choice: champion for the underdog. Don that mantle this week, if possible.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Money is a screwed up thing. Its acquisition is a game you understand quite early in life; so much so that you often rope yourself into choices that make you wealthy in funds but impoverished in some aspects of human existence that convey true richness apart from the depth of your credit: love in all forms, intimacy, inspired human connection. There’s hope for you, though; being so responsible and ambitious has caused you to cultivate many personal qualities that people find attractive and desirable. What’s left is to apply them in a new direction. Try that this week.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Sorry, I have to kick your ass on occasion; whenever I see you beating yourself up, I try to beat you to the punch, quite literally. In other words, when you’re so busy defending yourself from me, you forget all the shit you were going to inflict on your poor tender ego. Consequently, you end up better off than you would have if I’d just left you alone. You’re always much crueler to yourself than anyone could ever be to you. Try to think of it this way when someone causes you pain this week: they’re actually sparing you the misery of the far more effective self-torture you might visit upon yourself, otherwise.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You know you’ve got a problem when it’s barely midOctober and you’re already doing the deep winter hibernation thing. Resist your hermetic tendencies by forcing yourself to go out at least three times this week. Try to have fun, but even if you’re having a sullen, lousy time, keep yourself from retreating to the solitude of your apartment. If you did that, I predict you’d be pretty much lost to the world, at least until springtime. Since there are important bits planned for you before then, I’d rather you got to experience them.

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Screw the spotlight. That’s your attitude this week.

You’re sick of the relentless glow of all that attention.

Sadly, your best efforts to reflect and deflect it only serves to attract more notice. You can’t fly under the radar, especially looking like that. Instead you’ve got to absorb every last photon of the glare, so there’s nothing left to report your whereabouts to onlookers.

In other words, when unwanted attention comes your way this week, don’t reject it. Instead, quietly and persistently soak it up. This kind of behavior is mostly boring, and will serve to relieve you of the burden of all that popularity almost instantly.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You fanatically avoid competition; this is one reason you’re deeply reluctant to market yourself or venture into any kind of fast-paced or high-stakes business venture. Life for you is about many interesting things, but comparing people or their works and deciding which is “better” just seems lame and unimaginative. However, most of us aren’t that enlightened.

Don’t spurn us because we’re not as spiritually experienced as you are, or you’ll be guilty of the kind of comparison/competition game you’re disdaining, and be slung back, in short order, to the beginning of the zodiac, for yet another spin around the wheel.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Good. You’re surprising me, and many of those around you. The new facets of your personality that you’re unveiling are hot shit. I have to confess that some of us had begun to find you more or less predictable over the past year. Now you’re shocking the shit out of us. Don’t worry, we’re pleased, not upset; it’s one of those win-win type scenarios.

Why does it feel so absolutely right? Because even though what you’re up to seems totally “out of character,” it also suits you perfectly. Keep it up.

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