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Before Sept. 11, 2001, the darkest and arguably most important reason anyone would remember that particular date is because on Sept. 11, 1973, a coup toppled Salvador Allende’s democratic government in Chile. The CIA–at the behest of President Richard Nixon–had spent three years destabilizing the Chilean economy, creating exactly the kind of conditions ripe for violent overthrow. The result was that a brutal anti-communist dictatorship.

But most people in this country don’t recall that. Instead, the term “9/11” has largely come to symbolize the terrorist attacks of 2001. And since this is America, we do two things on 9/11. First, big corporations (like White Castle, Applebee’s and–I’m not kidding with this one–Official Fleshlight) flood Twitter with sappy patriotic images telling us to “never forget,” as though this nation was capable of forgetting the horrors of the day terrorists hijacked four commercial airliners, damaged the Pentagon and destroyed the World Trade Center. And second, our government gets us into yet another ambiguous and unwinnable war.

But on Sept. 10 and 11, U.S. Senator Brian Schatz very helpfully sent us two press releases that will help us through all this. Now we like Schatz. He’s one of the most liberal members of the Senate. But here, he’s just toeing a bankrupt White House line that needlessly scares people into another war in the Middle East.

On Sept. 10, with no apparent sense of irony, President Barack Obama–who had campaigned for the presidency back in 2008 by opposing our then-War in Iraq–announced that we would step up our air assault on the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL, though most other people call it ISIS–the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria) by bombing targets in Iraq and Syria.

The best analysis of ISIS that I’ve found (courtesy The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists) says the organization numbers about 11,000. They’re a nasty Sunni organization that, above all else, wants to exterminate Shiites (and overthrow the regime of Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, which I think is also an American goal). For that reason, Al Qaeda expelled them in February of this year.

A few hours before Obama’s speech, U.S. intelligence officials testified before Congress saying the group does not pose a current, imminent threat to the U.S. homeland.

But ISIS is also organized conventionally, with armor and air power taken from the Iraqis (which we gave them at great expense), throughout Iraq and Syria. In a straight-up fight, a single American infantry division would probably make quick work of them.

That we spent many billions of dollars and nearly a decade building and training the Iraqi Army, only to watch it melt

2004 U.S. Marine airstrike in Fallujah, Iraq

away in days, like ice left on a summer sidewalk, is the great crime here. Nonetheless, ISIS recently executed two journalists, then posted videos of the murders online.

Guess that means war, and Schatz is for it: “The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria— ISIS—cannot be ignored,” he said in a Sept.

10 news release. “Compared to other terrorist groups in the region, this extremist Army is a unique threat to U.S. interests in and outside of the Middle East. It holds territory in Iraq and Syria where it trains with impunity; it uses extraordinary brutality to exert influence over local populations; and it uses force to try to redraw borders in an attempt to create an Islamic state. The United States must address this threat, but it cannot do so alone. We must coordinate with NATO allies and partners in the region to craft a deliberate, multilateral strategy to disrupt, degrade, and ultimately defeat ISIS.” Schatz’s statement goes on about how he “opposes boots on the ground” but says “American air power can put pressure on ISIS fighters where they operate” (whatever

that means–Obama’s also sent or will send about 900 “advisers” to Iraq, though it’s unclear how they’ll succeed where the U.S. Army failed over the last decade). It ends, perhaps because irony is the first casualty of war, with the following: “Regardless of whether or not the Administration has sufficient authority under the law to go after ISIS, it is prudent for the President to seek additional authorities from Congress to clarify the scope of the mission, ensure sufficient funds to support the effort, and reassure the American people that the United States will not become entangled in another costly war in the Middle East.”

We never expected Schatz to be this hawkish. Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, sure–she's loudly and repeatedly calling on us to "destroy" ISIS (though to be fair, she also opposes arming the Syrian rebels, which she says would lead to "nation-building"). But Schatz?

It’s also easy to blame former President George W. Bush for our being entangled in Iraq (he did, after all, order the invasion in

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2003 based on the completely false pretexts that Saddam Hussein had active weapons of mass destruction and was cavorting with Al Qaeda) but American presidents throughout the Cold War have tried to “stabilize” the Middle East (ie, make sure the oil keeps flowing). Hell, it was President Ronald Reagan who provided covert intelligence assistance (and even chemical weapons) to Saddam Hussein during the Iran-Iraq War. We’ve been entangled in that region for decades, and it’s not ending anytime soon.

Which brings us to today, the 13th anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist acts. And another news release from Schatz: “As we commemorate those who tragically died on 9-11, let us stand united with love for our country, in gratitude of our brave service members who keep America safe at home and abroad, and with determination for a world free of terror,” he said in the Sept. 11 news release.

That “determination for a world free of terror” pretty much guarantees that American missiles will rain down on the Middle East forever. It means American firepower will forever be destroying towns and killing civilians (whether accidentally or on purpose, it doesn’t much matter), which creates the conditions and recruits that breathe life into organizations like Al Qaeda and ISIS. And it means we’ll forever be allying with dictators like Assad and Saddam, before or even after we fight those same dictators.

If only White Castle had told us to “learn from history” instead of merely to “never forget,” then maybe there might be hope. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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U.S. COAST GUARD HELPS SAVE MIDWAY LAYSAN DUCKS Last week in this space I wrote about how the U.S. Coast Guard–with the help of the Navy–had done something bad in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands (specifically, bury a bunch of PCB and lead-filled junk in the sand at Tern Island during and after World War II). Today, I’m going to describe something good the Coast Guard did in the NHI. On Tuesday, Sept. 9, the Coast Guard cutter Kukui transported 28 endangered Laysan ducks from Midway to Kure Atoll in a move to help repopulate the species.

“This is an important milestone in the survivability of this native duck species, and we thank the Coast Guard, as well as all the project partners, for their critical support of this joint agency wildlife recovery action,” said state Department of Land & Natural Resources Chairperson William J. Aila, Jr. in a Sept. 9 news release sent out by NOAA. According to the NOAA news release, a team of “translocation specialists” flew to Midway on Aug. 31. for the next “three days and nights,” the team found birds that were suitable to move to Kure.

“Kure’s ‘founders’ were selected by age class, health and male-to-female sex ratio,” stated the news release. “The ducks were cared for in aviaries and provided with hydration, nutritional support, health screenings, tasty worms and duck chow to eat, and swimming pools.”

The news release also noted that the Laysan duck is “the rarest duck in the Northern hemisphere.” The duck once lived across all of Hawaii, but the introduction of rats about 800 years ago all but eliminated the duck from all but Laysan Island, where it’s lived for the last 150 years. After people brought rabbits to Laysan in the early years of the 20th century, the duck’s numbers collapsed (three other endemic

land birds died out completely).

“The Laysan duck population was recorded at 11 birds in 1911; their numbers climbed quickly after the rabbits were eradicated from Laysan in 1923,” noted the news release. “In 2004 and 2005, ducks were successfully translocated from Laysan Island to Midway Atoll to increase the species’ chance of survival.”

It was looking like good times for the ducks on Laysan and Midway–then the 2011 Tohoku Tsunami hit, and their numbers plummeted by 40 percent, according to the news release. Still, they’re doing better today than they were a century ago.

“Laysan ducks do not fly between the Atolls, so each additional island reintroduction helps to restore its distribution,” said Michelle Reynolds, Ph.D., of the U.S. Geological Survey Pacific Island Ecosystems Research Center, in the news release. “In the face of rising sea levels, a predator-free, larger and higher elevation Hawaiian Island will ultimately be needed to recover the species since inundation is expected to impact wildlife on low-lying islands.”

think would easily prepare a person for running any major organization. Then again, I’m not on the selection committee. In any case, here are your 2014 UHMC Chancellor candidates: Lui K. Hokoana has been the vice chancellor for student affairs at UH’s West Oahu campus since 2013. He also previously held the same job at Windward Community College. His doctorate in education comes from the University of Southern California, though he’s got a master’s in communications from UH Manoa and a bachelor’s in poly sci from UH Hilo.

Ricardo Maestas is the special assistant to the chancellor of the Texas State University system. His doctorate comes from the Center for the Study of Higher and Postsecondary Education at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor. He also has a master’s in teaching and two bachelor’s (psychology and Spanish) from the University of New Mexico, Albuquerque. Show-off.

Jonathon McKee is, like Hokoana, a UH Maui College guy. For the last four years he’s been the vice chancellor of academic affairs, and he also worked as the UHMC assistant dean of instruction. McKee’s doctorate of education in community college leadership comes from Oregon State. He also has a master’s in teaching and a bachelor’s in social science from Alaska Pacific University, which apparently had a two-for-one deal that year.

Michael B. Reiner comes from New York, where he works as executive vice chancellor and university provost at the City University of New York. The Sept. 10 UHMC news release announcing all this says his doctorate is in child psychology

and comes from the Institute of Child Development, University of Minnesota. He also has a bachelor’s in psychology from Haverford College, Pennsylvania.

Jeffery Thomas is currently the chair of social and behavioral sciences at Northland Pioneer College in Holbrook, Arizona, but he only got that job this year. Before that, he worked at Miami Dade College’s Homestead campus for about six years, and apparently has “worked extensively” with a variety of Native American tribes. He’s got a doctorate in history from Texas Tech, a master’s in US History from the University of Texas at Austin and a bachelor’s in American Studies from Eckerd College in St. Petersburg, Florida.

Members of the public can meet all the candidates today (Thursday, Sept. 18) in Ka‘a‘ike 105 A&B at UH Maui College.

Here’s the schedule (assuming you have the day to dedicate to this and you’re reading this very early in the morning): 10-11am: Michael Reiner 11:15am-12:15pm: Ricardo Maestas 12:30-1:30pm: Jeffery Thomas 1:45-2:45 pm: Lui Hokoana 3-4pm: Jonathon McKee The college will also broadcast the forums live via polycom to the following locations: Hana Education Center, Partition Room; Lahaina Education Center, Room 104; Lanai Education Center, Room 106; and Molokai Education Center, Room 103. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

MEET THE NEW UHMC CHANCELLOR CANDIDATES TODAY! Clyde Sakamoto has been chancellor of UH Maui College (and before that, Maui Community College) since 1991.

But he retires next month. Finding a successor has been a tough job for the university, but now they’ve apparently narrowed the list of candidates to five.

Though all the candidates have doctorates (which I guess is important if you want to run an entire university) and fundraising experience (college is many things, but it’s not cheap), none of them seem to have any experience at all in oil wrestling, international arms dealing or drug smuggling–skills that I

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CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE The U.K.’s Barnet Council got aggressive in August against a landlord in Hendon, in north London, who had defied an earlier order to stop offering a too-small apartment for residential rental. Landlord Yaakov Marom said tenants were still eager for the room even though the entryway required most people to drop to all fours, since it was less than 28 inches high (and therefore a fire-code violation). Council officers checking on the earlier order against Marom found a couple still residing there, paying the equivalent of $685 a month.

RIGHT TO CARRY Among the more than 350 convicted violent felons whose right to carry guns has been restored over the past six years by the state of Georgia were 32 who had killed another person and 44 who were sex offenders, according to an August report in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

As pointed out by ThinkProgress.com, among those who once again can carry is Dennis Krauss, a former Glynn County police officer convicted of raping a woman after a traffic stop. According to the 2003 Georgia Court of Appeals decision affirming his conviction, Officer Krauss had drawn his service weapon and said he wanted to anally penetrate the woman with it. (But he was convicted only for his extortionate demand for sex.)

SIGN OF THE TIMES On Aug. 21 and 22, in front of Linwood Howe Elementary School in Culver City, California, traffic officials posted a towering parking regulation sign pole (reportedly, 15 feet high) with at least eight large white signs, one on top of the other–in familiar red or green lettering, restricting access to the school’s curb lane. Each sign contains orders either to not park or to park only under certain conditions, each with its specific hours or other fine-print limitations. The mayor ordered the signs replaced on Aug. 22.

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CLOSE ENOUGH FOR GOVERNMENT WORK Florida was one of 26 states to decline billions in federal funding under the Affordable Care Act (“Obamacare”) to establish their own state insurance “exchanges” (including expanding their state Medicaid programs). Florida legislators chose instead to offer a separate state program, funded at less than $1 million, to provide a small level of assistance, including help to the 764,000 people whose low income qualified neither for Medicaid nor Obamacare subsidies. The Tampa Bay Times reported in August that according to the most recent tally, the nine private plans under Florida Health Choices had registered 30 people (26 of whom receive only discount plans for prescription drugs or vision care).

WAIT, WHAT? According to People magazine, guests at the May wedding of Shona CarterBrooks in Ripley, Tennessee, reported that the bride’s idea for integrating her month-old daughter into the ceremony consisted of tying her (“well-secured,” she said later) to the long train of her wedding dress, dragging the child as the bride walked the aisle. Carter-Brooks was forced to take to her Facebook page in defense: People always “have something negative to say,” she wrote, but her wedding was “exclusive and epic.”

THIS WEEK IN FATBERGS For their first anniversary in August, Londoners Dan MacIntyre and Dunya Kalantery decided on an odd commemoration: their outsized fascination with their city’s notorious 2013 crisis over the 15-ton “fatberg” that clogged a sewer line. They giddily donned waders and went exploring for more masses of the congealed-oil-and-sanitary-wipes, but told The Guardian that they mostly encountered only smaller chunks. (Update: Their timing was off; a “fatberg” “as long as a 747” was spotted in a sewer in west London about a week later.)

FIRST WORLD DILEMMAS Plastic surgeons, first in University of Missouri research in 2000 and recently in a study by Singapore doctors in the journal of the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, have postulated that the “ideal” navel is basically vertically shaped with slight hooding–and, of course, an “innie.” The earlier study “analyzed” photos of 147 females aged 18 to 62, while the Singapore surgeons gazed at shots of 37 Playboy playmates and used a computerized tool to measure “vertical ratio,” “midline horizontal position,” length “from the xiphoid process... to the lower limit of the vulvar cleft,” and how nearly oval-shaped the belly buttons were. ■

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hen the young mother of two set sail with her husband for the South Pacific in 1979, she had no idea that one day she’d work at preserving Lahaina’s rich cultural heritage. After marrying a man from Hawaii who owned a sailboat, the family decided to sail from California to the South Pacific. But she never made it to the far reaches of the Pacific. The woman jumped ship with her children on the Big Island and has lived in Hawaii since.

The woman is Theo Morrison, the Lahaina Restoration Foundation’s executive director.

Today she’s known as one of the Westside’s busiest people, protector of Lahaina history and organizer of big events that are somehow lucrative, cultural and fun (the latest of which, Plantation Days, takes place in October).

But her degree is in fine arts (she’s originally from California and studied textile arts at California College of the Arts in Oakland).

While living on the Big Island, Morrison opened a gallery where she could sell the baskets she made, which were more like fine art than a mere container. She grew the business and eventually began selling baskets throughout the state.

After about seven years, she decided she needed a change and moved to Maui. She began working with Village Gallery, where she designed and weaved only high-end baskets. Though she had become one of the biggest basket-makers in the state, Morrison said that it was time to move on.

“My frustration with the basket thing was, it was just too small,” Morrison told me. “I wanted to reach out to more people but I didn’t know how to do it. I remember doing

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this big craft fair in Oahu and these people were raving about my baskets–how everyday they looked at it and how happy they were. I thought, that’s ok, but I want to do something where thousands of people are happy, not just one. And then I did it. It was never about me.

It was always about the group, the committee, the community. I am just the catalyst.”

She still weaves today, but it’s not baskets that she’s making. Morrison’s work at the LRF calls on her to weave the history and culture of West Maui through a maze of bureaucratic grant-writing, city planning and event development.

I recently sat down with Morrison at her office, which is located on the top floor of the historic Baldwin Home Museum on Front Street, the oldest house still standing on the island. Walking up the wooden stairs, I didn’t expect that an executive director would have an office in a building that was built in the mid-1830s. But Morrison’s not a typical executive and the LRF isn’t a typical nonprofit. She greeted me with a warm, confident handshake.

A simple desk sat against one wall, facing away from an ocean-view window.

Her responsibility at the LRF is simple: preserve Lahaina’s unique cultural heritage.

“Theo learned a long time ago that the rich cultural heritages of our little seaside town are also the keys to its economic vitality,” said David Allaire, the LRF’s president. “Our historical eras of the Hawaiian Monarchy reigning in Lahaina followed by whalers, missionaries, merchant traders and the plantation era give us our unique combination of cultural wisdom. Theo has been the most creative one yet in finding ways to

tell that story not just through our sites and museums, but by holding events combining art, music, dance and storytelling.”

Morrison’s fresh-washed face sparkles as she talks story about her life’s passions. Her warm smile is punctuated by the twinkle in her eyes as she describes the paths that brought her to LRF, which included previously running the LahainaTown Action Committee (LAC) and Lahaina Bypass Now (LBN).

Her enthusiasm is evident in the way she expresses herself with her hands. Her long fingers--topped with un-manicured nails– are those of an artist, but they look like they could also belong on a farmer. That’s fitting; in addition to her work at LRF, she also owns and operates an egg farm.

Morrison’s background in art came together with community service in the early 1990s when she got involved with the LAC’s annual poster contest. Economic development was the primary focus of the LAC but the volunteer group was running out of steam, Morrison said. She realized that the LAC could benefit from having a full-time executive director and urged them to hire her. Their response: “We don’t have funds for a full-time employee.” But that didn’t dissuade her. She told the committee to hire her and she’d find a way to pay for it.

One of Morrison’s first projects at the LAC was to decorate Lahaina for the winter holidays. Then she worked on expanding the town’s notable Halloween celebration. She also saw the need for a Visitors’ Center that would be informative while producing revenue.

At the LAC, Morrison organized events highlighting the town’s heritage like the

celebration of Chinese New Year, the Taste of Lahaina, the Fourth of July Fireworks and the International Festival of Canoes. “I started doing events to bring people into town,” she said. “They weren’t Mickey Mouse events. And because it was a novel idea, people loved it.”

The International Festival of Canoes, which ran for 10 years, remains a highlight for Morrison. The celebration of sailing canoes began as a five-day craft exhibition, eventually turning into a twoweek festival that featured carvers from across Polynesia building canoes in town.

The idea for the event was sparked during a conversation with Michael Moore from Old Lahaina Luau and Jerry Kunitomo, the owner of Lahaina Pizza Co. Kunitomo, who got involved with the LAC in 1994 when he opened his restaurant (at the time, it was a BJ’s Pizzeria), said that after Taste of Lahaina and Halloween reached such success, they needed to create an event that would bring locals back to the Lahaina corridor. “We chose canoes as a symbol of past and present,” Kunitomo said.

“There was no celebration of how important the canoe as a vessel was to Hawaii,” Morrison added. “At the time, all you ever heard about were racing canoes.

But Hawaii wouldn’t have been settled if there hadn’t been canoes–if the Polynesians hadn’t gone long distances.”

The event proved to be economically viable while embracing West Maui’s heritage.

It exemplified how culture and commerce can come together in a positive manner.

“That was my job–to provide means for the merchants to make more money,” she said.

“That’s the bottom line. That event is a perfect

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a collaborative session utilized in land use planning. During the multi-day sessions, designers, municipal officials, developers and residents would provide input and try to come to some sort of agreement.

By the end of the week, there was agreement in the community, paving the way for state approval. “The government doesn’t want to go forward when there are conflicting ideas,” Morrison said. “The state is more inclined to go forward with a project if the community has come together and made a plan. When you have a well respected, strong non-profit or community group–and you have government–sometimes you can benefit from bringing in experts. If you work with the community, you listen to the community. You hear what they want and then you provide it for them. Then you meet your goals. You can’t just say, ‘You have to drive less.’ That was my big takeaway from the Lahaina Bypass Now project.”

Cheryl Sterling, the HTA & Cultural Programs Specialist at Maui County’s Office of Economic Development, agreed. “Morrison has demonstrated leadership through a commitment to bring the various stakeholders--merchants, preservation, cultural groups, government–to the table to openly discuss Lahaina’s issues and explore solutions,” she said. “By engaging as many interests as possible, people are aware of each other’s perspectives and objectives, and the outcome is more reflective of the greater community’s best intentions.”

Sterling said Morrison understands that our Hawaiian heritage is the foundation upon which our multicultural island developed. “She seeks to educate and creatively share with our community and visitors the authentic stories and artifacts of the past in ways that are interactive versus boring—been there, done that. This keeps the culture alive,” she said.

In 2008, LBN lost its funding. But at the same time, the Lahaina Restoration Foundation job opened up. “Due to some amazing timing, I had a role in bringing Theo into LAC in its first year and then much

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example of how you can be totally cultural and do this really cool thing and at the same time you can do economic development.”

Morrison attributes much of her success to the fact that she keeps her mind open about other people’s ideas. She told me the story of master carver Mike Tavioni, a Cook Islands cultural icon. After the first festival, he said he was not going to leave the island until he launched his canoe. So they organized a private launch ceremony for his canoe. For the next year (and all subsequent years), they held a sunset launching ceremony for all 10 canoes, which became one of the festival’s most popular events.

Kunitomo said that through the event, the canoe carvers taught them how to celebrate the culture within the vessel. “Every culture around the world has an indigenous people,” Kunitomo said. “They were able to effectively share those individualities despite the culture of the spectator. I remember during the launch/birthing ceremony, Japanese, Spanish and Chinese-speaking visitors all crying in excitement, while not understanding the chants.

It’s very cool how culture can be interpreted.

Language does not have to be a barrier.”

Though her work at the LAC was rewarding, Morrison wondered if there was something else she could do. “I had been doing the same thing seven days a week for 15 years,” she said. She’d always wanted to have a farm, so she became a farmer. Her son owned some land in Launiupoko, and she began growing vegetables and raising chickens there. Growing produce was a bit more challenging than she expected, so Morrison focused on raising eggs.

But the town soon called on her to take another executive directory post–this time, at Lahaina Bypass Now. “I don’t know anything about roads,” she said, but took the job when she realized that she would be working with the community just as she’d done at the LAC. “It was a different subject but the same concept,” she said.

At the time, the community was divided on the idea of a bypass road and there was an uproar over widening the highway.

Morrison brought in paid consultants who suggested that they hold a charrette,

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later to the LRF,” said Allaire. “It may be the best thing I have done for our community.

Theo is passionate about work the foundation does. She loves the people of Lahaina and genuinely cares for community and its needs. She is also extremely talented and creative and very hardworking.”

One of her latest endeavors at LRF began with an extensive planning project called Imagine. It detailed visual improvements to the historic wharf area from Market Street to Canal Street and from the ocean to Front Street–improvements that would reduce traffic, make the area more pedestrianfriendly and pass on local culture to people who travel in and out of town on cruise ships and ferries. Morrison told me that on some days, there are more people who come to the island on cruise ships than through the airports. Then she gestured toward the industrial looking area. “This is their first impression of Maui,” she added.

After completing the design proposal, Morrison thought it would be a good idea to show the community how it could benefit from wider sidewalks, shaded benches and tabletop seating, more greenery and reduced traffic while still placing subtle historical and cultural information throughout the area.

“We want to put a harbor ambassador here to stop taxis from stopping illegally and blocking the road,” she said, showing me large planning boards of the vision.

“We want to add a promenade around the perimeter of the library lawn. We want to change the dynamic of the area.”

To demonstrate the plan, the LRF put on a one-day event called Celebrate Historic Lahaina. They created a makeshift sidewalk along Hotel Street, placed potted plants harbor-side to represent the beauty of additional greenery and hosted various cultural activities in Banyan Tree Park. “It made such a difference in the ambiance of the area,” Morrison said.

“Theo does her research and always has a targeted outcome in mind that usually benefits many,” Sterling said. “The planning stages are key to connecting the project need to the vision of what it will achieve. She is innovative and not afraid to tackle a big project with a fresh approach that hasn’t been tried before.”

The LRF went to Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa with their ideas. He apparently liked the plans and then appropriated money for it in the budget. “You get professional guidance–professional renderings–so you can present your idea in a professional way,” she said. “And you get things done.”

One of the LRF’s yearly events–Plantation Days–is scheduled for October 24-25 at the Old Pioneer Mill Company Smokestack. It will have music, food, drinks, a kid’s zone and, yes, cultural education. “The whole event is about honoring the people, not the mill per se, but the people,” Morrison said.

“You have to reach out to people. People come to have fun and then it raises the appreciation for where they live. Keeping that memory alive, honoring the history, just adds to the fabric of where you live.”

To Jerry Kunitomo, that attitude sums up Theo Morrison.

“Theo is defined by her love for Lahaina,” he told me. “From there she cannot stop trying to create things that will restore its cultural legacy. This might be helping create traffic solutions so the Lahaina experience will be more positive [or] creating events like Plantation Days. Her biggest strength is her ability to search out the best and most knowledgeable people and listen.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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The Farmacy Tasting our way through Wailuku’s new superfood restaurant

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Malik says sugarcane features prominently as a superfood, so much so that they have a special cane press that “runs like a car engine.”

They source their cane from a local farm and most of their ingredients like the poi and kale are produced from small local growers nearby like Kumu Farms at Maui Tropical Plantation.

Malik says he gives “props to the farmers for getting the prices low on the product.”

You can get fresh pressed sugarcane juice straight up or in your limeade. They also have soursop nectar, tamarind juice, Valley Isle Kombucha, coconut water, carrot/beet/apple juice and alkaline water.

Juices are served in 20-ounce cups or 32-ounce jars (with a jar deposit).

Farmacy strives to appeal to the Wailuku community, locals and haole, rich and poor. So there are little touches, like fresh poi from Waikapu in the acai bowl, to catch everyone’s attention.

Acai bowls have erupted in popularity this year, but I hadn’t really gotten

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f acai bowls are the new breakfast of 2014, then I’ve been left in the cold.

Until, that is, I visited Wailuku’s newest restaurant, The Farmacy. This is chef and owner Christopher Malik Cousins’ first health food joint, but he’s known his way around superfoods since he was a kid.

“My mom is a health food nut,” says Cousins. “I designed the menu with her in mind, as if I was making lunch for her.”

The restaurant is small. Big menu boards take up the wall space, a long counter where you order and some stools and benches for while you wait. The space used to be a shoe store, and when Malik leased it, he first opened one of his Local Boy Shave Ice spots there. But shave ice

didn’t catch on like his other locations, and he quickly realized he needed to change the concept.

“My landlord was really cool while I reworked my ideas,” says Malik. “Now everyone is really stoked with what they are doing here. My philosophy with Farmacy is that food is your medicine. A doctor can prescribe medicine, but really the way to get healthy is through your food.”

Sugarcane juice is an integral ingredient in many of their juices and smoothies, and you can’t help but notice the 10 Commandments of sugarcane juice poster on their wall. It touts benefits like “sugarcane juice is considered an alkaline forming food because of the high concentration of calcium, magnesium, potassium, iron, and manganese. Diseases like cancer cannot survive in an alkaline environment and studies show it's effective in fighting cancer.”

nuts, peanut butter, banana and soy.

They also have a nice selection of more hearty foods, hot bowls, soups, salads and sandwiches. The pono bowl is a favorite at the MauiTime office, a blend of soup du jour and quinoa topped off with kale salad and spiced popcorn tofu. All salads have their own recipe dressings, creamy herb yogurt, rosemary balsamic or garlic cashew.

Then there’s their delicious Pono Burger.

“It has onion, zucchini, egg, quinoa, buckwheat, a little seasoning and a whole lot of love,” says Moka Lewis, one of the Farmacy’s creators.

I’ve become partial to the Farmacy Club Sandwich. It’s a tofu avocado and mozzarella combination and you choose the bread–pita, sourdough or gluten-free. It’s their baked spiced tofu that I can’t get enough of, savory with plenty of hippie spices. They also have a straight up veggie/vegan sando called the Paia, and a Roaster Sandwich with roastedveggies. All sandwiches are served with chips

Moka Lewis Love in the Pono Burger

into them yet. If you have no idea what an acai bowl is, it’s kind of like a thick smoothie parfait in a bowl layered with granola and chunks of fruit. Farmacy is making me into a believer with the Wai Side Bowl that has poi. I had never tried poi with fruits, and it adds a great texture and smooths out the acidity of the fruits and acai berry. The hemp seeds and honey make it even more addicting. It’s the poi that seals the deal for this hesitant acai bowl fan. Their bowls come in keiki and kane sizes. They have a cacao version and a berry version called the Honolua.

There are also smoothies on the menu ($8 each) and you can add ingredients like goji, cacao, chia or bee pollen for an extra charge. I gravitate towards the Haiku Green because of the kale, mint and avocado combination. The Maui Girl is a light combo of berries, aloe, citrus and mac nut milk, while the Cacao is a heady mix of hazel-

and run about $8 to $10.

“The big difference between us and everyone else is that we are using fresh squeezed juice for everything,” says Cousins.

“Which makes our products almost all alkaline. Most every other place is using granulated sugar or organic sugar or possibly honey or agave and sometimes apple juice but all of those things are not alkaline.”

Farmacy is located at 12 N. Market St. in Wailuku, across the street from MauiThing. They’re open from 10:30am to 5:30pm, Mondays through Friday, and 10am to 2pm on Saturday but hours will soon expand earlier and later in the day.

They also carry Pono Pies, local honey and poi for sale. For more info, cruise their Facebook page. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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hen you get pushed for time during lunch like I am, every minute counts.

Waiting for fresh food to arrive can drive you nuts. Thankfully, Dragonfly in Wailuku has a remedy for that– their new lunchtime buffet.

“I know people don’t have that much time for lunch,” says Annie Guan, the owner. “When they come order a lunch plate, I am cooking it right then so it takes time. So I thought I would do a buffet with many different things. That way you can just come and eat right away.”

The buffet is put together in the middle of their comfortable restaurant, and Guan has lined up more than 18 different dishes over sternos. I’m a sucker for all the Chinese veggie dishes, and she even has a fresh green salad which was a nice touch.

When I visited they offered beef broccoli, fried fish, kung pao shrimp, orange chicken, fried chicken, tofu and veggies, and a fried potato dish I had never seen before. There are always two soups to choose from, and my visit included exquisite egg drop and hot sour soup. Guan didn’t forget the fried rice or noodle dish, either. Of course, there were also fried egg rolls and rangoon-style fried wontons.

The kung pau shrimp was great; it has a perfect blend of peanuts, zucchini, juicy shrimp and spicy peppers. I also crushed on the cabbage and black mushroom dish and the orange chicken. I don’t usually order soup, but indulged here. The hot sour soup was spicy, thick and full of mushroom–clearly, a winner.

The buffet is all-you-can-eat, meant to appeal to your lunch appetite. So obviously eating inside the restaurant is the best way to bang out your Benjamins. But there’s a caveat for those of us stuck in an eternal rush–Guan will pack a hefty portion in a take-out container for you. Just point out what you’d like to try. Guan’s service is always top notch.

Since I was having one of those days, the kind where you rush around here and there with never enough time for anything, that option came in handy. And it was well worth the $12.95. The dishes get changed up, but Guan says she will always have a beef, pork, chicken, fish, shrimp and tofu, so everyone can still enjoy their favorite protein.

Dragonfly offers the lunch buffet Mondays through Saturday, from 11am to 1:30pm.

They always have plenty of shaded parking in front of the restaurant, which is just a few doors down from Tokyo Tei, in Wailuku. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

by Jen Russo

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Wine And Dine Maui comes out on top at Saturday’s Ultimate Ocean Cocktail competition

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cean Vodka and the Sheraton Maui are teaming up to create the Ultimate Ocean Cocktail competition. Since excellent, locally made organic liquor and awardwinning resorts make a great marriage, attending the final leg of their competition this Saturday is a no brainer.

The competition opened in July by asking hard-working booze slingers to submit recipes starring Ocean Vodka. There will be two winners, one national and one from Hawaii. There were 58 recipes submitted an 38 were from Hawaii. Winners in each category will receive a stay at the Sheraton Maui Resort and Spa and their winning cocktail will appear on the resort’s menus for a year.

“You can be a professional bartender or spirits aficionado, an amateur mixologist, backyard bartender, or anything in between,” says Ocean Vodka CEO Shay Smith, in a press release.

This competition stands out from others because it’s the attendees at the Saturday night mix-off that will determine the Hawaii state winner, not some high falutin’ booze expert judging panel. While the nationals will be determined by that kind of panel of professionals, both winners will be announced at the event on Saturday, Sept. 20 at 7:30pm.

Cocktail culture enthusiasts should be ready to kick in $69 to attend the competition. The event starts with a pupu reception, where you get to meet the competitors, sip their concoctions and throw in your vote.

This year, the final top four in the state are all from Maui. Gabriel Harvey has the Mill Camp Mojito featuring shiso, calamansi and kimchee powder; Matthew Corbin will make the Lokelani, a complex concoction of dragon fruit, raspberries, rose petals and meringue; Brian Connor will bring his Ocean Laule‘a, a refresher with prosecco, coconut water, strawberries and ginger; and Dennis Day has the Ginger Hoku, an exotic smash of papaya, ginger beer and pressed sugar cane.

The drinks are paired with award winning Chef Raymond Nicasio’s pupu menu: Mill camp Mojito goes with an Asian beef tostada with pickled vegetable and kimchee aioli; the Ginger Hoku matches with a Saffron shrimp cocktail with ginger-mint apple relish; the Ocean Laule‘a pairs with a strawberry caprese with mozzarella cheese and cherry tomato; and finally the Lokelani pairs with fried oysters with lemon and balsamic vinegar.

Following the reception, there will be a three-course meal paired with wine. It includes an amuse bouche of seared ahi with tomato confit and pinot grigio, roasted beet salad and cambria, fillet of beef with béarnaise and a fantastic Charles Krug.

For more information or reservations visit Sheraton-maui.com/dining/holidays/oceanrecipe. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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adly, Alan Wong’s Amasia at the Grand Wailea will close on Nov. 10. I’ve enjoyed many a great night of gnoshing on duck buns and ahi balls, kicking it all back with their extravagant sake and wine list. I will miss Alan Wong’s Maui touch of Amasia.

He has a few more restaurants on Oahu all doing just fine, but you still have more than a month to eat all your favorite Amasia dishes before they go. Hours are still 5-10pm, and they will still have their

usual happy hour (5:30 to 6:30pm) and kama’aina discount.

We also have to say goodbye to Kai Wailea Sushi in the Shops at Wailea. They apparently closed on Friday, Sept. 12.

It’s miserable to see these great restaurants go, but as we are discussing this terrible moment, a brand new restaurant or two are being born nearby. Pluck up at the thought. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, SEPT. 18 THE GREEN – The Honolulu roots/Reggae group The Green will take the Maui Tropical Plantation’s stage this Thursday and Friday. Gearing up to embark on a 17city tour titled “The Collision” this fall, the 2014 Na Hoku Hanohano Group of the Year award winners have won a national following. The band’s song “Take Me On” also won a nomination for Best Reggae Rock Song at the International Reggae and World Music Awards. 21+. $20 advance/ $30 door. The Mill House @ Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), TheGreen808.com. Photo: Mason Rose

‘THE DIXIE SWIM CLUB’ – Running each weekend until Sept. ept. ay28, ProArts presents The Dixie Swim Club at the Pro Arts Playds house in Kihei. Go down south where five college best friends ys, gather for their annual fall retreat. Recalling their swim team days, hthis comedy (written by one of The Golden Girls’ writers) highlights the special bonds of friendship. Starring Jett Robidoux,, Ute Finch, Angela Thompson, Beth Garrow and Kristi Scott, these ladies count on each other to weather life’s storms.

Thursday nights (like tonight!) are kama’aina nights, too. Go on-line for ticket info. 7:30pm. Pro Arts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.), Proartspacific.com. Photo courtesy ProArts

FRIDAY, SEPT. 19

THURSDAY, SEPT. 18 ‘THE OTHER SISTER’ – This Thursday, the Learning Disabilities Association of Hawaii is presenting a free screening of the 1999 romantic comedy The Other Sister at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Center Theater. Starring Juliette Lewis, Diane Keaton and Giovanni Ribisi, the movie shows sibling rivalry as it takes an unexpected turn. A story of love, laughter and beating the odds, The Other Sister entertains and makes you think about mental illness. Attendees MUST call to reserve a seat. Free. 7pm. Ka’ahumanu 6 (275 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 800-533-9684, Ldahawaii.org.

MALAMA WAO AKUA – This Friday, Viewpoints Gallery and the East Maui Watershed Partnership presents the 10th annual Malama Wao Akua Juried Art Exhibit’s opening night. Local artists have contributed paintings, sculptures and photographs to the exhibit, which is inspired by Hawaii’s ecosystem. Enjoy a juror’s walk-through (4pm), blessing and recognition ceremony (5pm) and then live music and refreshments. The exhibit will be open until Oct. 22 and will host various talk story sessions. 4pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808- 572-5979, Viewpointsgallerymaui.com. Photo of 2013 Submission ‘Curious Branta Sanviensis’ by Mary Ann Leigh courtesy Viewpoints Gallery

FRIDAY, SEPT. 19 RON WHITE – Hailing from the Lone Star State is Grammynominated Blue Collar Comedy Tour-featured artist Ron White. The self proclaimed redneck will take Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s stage this Friday on the Maui leg of his tour.

Having sold more than 10 million albums, White continues to make audiences laugh. $45-$65. 7:3opm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

‘KOI, LIKE THE FISH’ – Returning for an encore performance at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center is Keali‘iwahine Hokoana’s Koi, Like The Fish.

Highlighting the dynamics of multi-generational families living under one roof, the one-act play touches on obligation, conflict and adjustment. Can Uncle Koi adjust to his new roommates? Find out this Friday and Saturday. You MUST call to arrange ticket pick-up. Free. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

FRIDAY, SEPT. 19 RUN, RUN, RUN – Get a head start on the Maui Marathon festivities this Friday (noon- 6pm) and Saturday (9am-5pm) at the Maui Marathon Health & Fitness Expo. The public is welcome to stroll product demonstrations, informational booths, food and entertainment at the Westin Maui. Warm up for Sunday’s main race beginning at 5am at the Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center (full marathon) while the half marathon starts at Whalers Village in Ka’anapali at the same time. Other races taking place on Saturday include The Hard Rock 10k (6:30am at Whalers Village,) The Maui Tacos 5k (8am at Whalers Village) and The Bubba Gumps Front Street Mile (3pm in Lahaina).

Mauimarathonhawaii.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

ER ERIC MCFADDEN – Returning to Charley’s stage this Fr Friday is underground music master Eric McFadden. The fo former George Clinton & The P Funk All Stars mandolinist/guitarist blends blues with a little bit of rock. Oh, and Hutch Hutchinson, Mark Johnstone and Greg Marsh will be there, too, along with special guests Miss Meaghan Owns & Delphine De St Paer. Limited presale tickets available. 21+. $10-$20 presale/ $25 door.

9:30pm. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), Mcfaddenmaui.eventbrite.com. Photo: Wikimedia

SATURDAY, SEPT. 20 ‘GET THE DRIFT AND BAG IT’ – This Saturday, Malama Maui Nui kicks off their marine debris and cleanup campaign “Get the Drift and Bag It” with a community work day at Ka’a Point. At the same time, the 10th annual Lahaina Town Cleanup takes place at Kamehameha Iki Park. Can’t make it to either of these locations? Individuals are encouraged to adopt sites in their own communities and recruit help to maintain the area. Malama Maui Nui can provide the supplies for these community-initiated cleanups. 9am-12noon. 808-877-2524, volunteer@cwdhawaii.org, Facebook.com/communityworkday. Photo courtesy Malama Maui Nui Facebook page

SATURDAY, SEPT. 20

ULUWEHI GUERRERO – From the Merrie Monarch stage to Carnegie Hall, kumu hula and recording artist Uluwehi Guerrero and Halau Hula Kauluokala will grace the Maui Arts and Cultural Center this Saturday. The Maui native helps keep Hawaiian culture alive through song and dance.

So sit back, relax and enjoy Maui’s very own songbird. $35-55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Center, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SUNDAY, SEPT. 21

MAUI OKINAWAN FESTIVAL – The Maui Mall and 014 Maui Okinwan Kenjin Kai are presenting the 2014 ic Maui Okinawan Festival this Saturday. There, the public rcan enjoy traditional Okinawan food, authentic entertainment and martial arts. They can shop the country store or just snap photos in traditional Okinawan attire. It’s a great chance for everyone to immerse themselves in Maui’s ever-evolving melting pot. Free.

10am-3pm. Maui Mall (70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Mauimall.com. Photo courtesy Maui Mall

TUESDAY, SEPT. 23 PHOTOGRAPHER JOHN O’LEARY – The Lahaina Arts Society is inviting the public to meet the artists behind the art. This Tuesday will feature local photographer John O’Leary. “In 2011, John moved to Maui to pursue work in Marine Biology,” states the LAS website.

“When John isn’t working on [conservation] issues, he likes to shoot bright bold and colorful subjects.” Talk story with O’Leary while enjoying his work displayed in the LAS exhibit at the Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 10am-2pm. Old Lahaina Courthouse (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111, Lahainaarts.com. John O’Leary photo courtesy Lahaina Arts Society

MAPA GARDEN PARTY – Celebrate 40 years of the Maui Academy of Performing Arts this Sunday during their annual fall Garden Party. Set on the Yokouchi Estate’s sprawling grounds, there will be wining and dining, which all helps the academy’s programs and accessibility. Bid on one-of-a-kind pieces constructed throughout the event, examine a wide range of items at the silent auction or just enjoy the live theatrical entertainment. 21+. $75 ($85 at the event) 1pm-5pm. The Yokouchi Estate (2471 W. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-8760, Mauiacademy.org. Photo courtesy Grins 2 Go

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 24 MAUI DISABILITY ALLIANCE LEGISLATIVE FORUM – This ent, Wednesday, join the discussion on how housing, employment, rent transportation and mental health affects individuals with different slaabilities at the 18th annual Maui Disability Alliance Legislaalls tive Forum. Maui Disability Alliance hosts the event, which calls on the community at large to explore various opportunities and 30barriers that individuals living with disabilities face. Free. 4:30d7:00pm. University of Hawaii - Maui College, Pilina Building (310 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-8218, 18, MDAmaui2014@gmail.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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12 Years A Director Richard Linklater’s ‘Boyhood’ is ambitious and remarkable

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umility isn’t a quality of most films or filmmakers, who would shout their achievements from rooftops if it meant selling more tickets.

The first of many things that impressed me about Richard Linklater’s Boyhood is how oddly humble it is. This is the film he famously spent 12 years making, with a cast that the audience watches grow as scenes capture what the actors looked like from 2002-2014. Linklater continues to be one of our most inventive risk-takers, the man who gave us broad comedies like School of Rock and Dazed and Confused, but also delved into richer artistic experiments that are among the best films of recent years.

His Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly are wildly original masterpieces of animation.

His Tape is a three-actors-in-a-room exercise that doesn’t play like a stunt but a taut human drama. He recently capped a wonderful trilogy that began with Before Sunrise and even his imperfect, highly unorthodox filming of Fast Food Nation defied expectations and left adventurous audiences with some brilliant scenes to savor.

Boyhood is probably Linklater’s most ambitious work and it never seems pretentious or self-important. We watch the central figure, a young boy named Mason

(played by Ellar Coltrane), grow up in front of us and deal with a series of complex and relatable circumstances. Admittedly, there are a few what-does-it-all-mean close-ups of the boy. Yet, for all the opportunities Linklater had to imply Look At What a Breakthrough This Is, you only get the sense that his goal is providing total enjoyment.

We meet Mason as he observes a dead bird, his first introduction to his ongoing questions about life, death and what it all means. Rather than the film applying a tone to match those big questions, Linklater keeps things light and relaxed, even when the characters are going through incredible hardships. Mason’s mom (Patricia Arquette) struggles to raise Mason and his sister (Lorelei Linklater, the director’s daughter).

Mason’s dad (Ethan Hawke) is something of a child himself, estranged from Mason’s mom and living a carefree life while his ex remains firmly devoted to parenthood.

The story begins in ways you’d expect, but then, like the surprises life tosses us, the narrative throws in twists that are smart and unexpected. Nothing here feels forced, as the actors have an openness and vulnerability that makes much of this seem quite real.

The film is a brisk two hours and 45 minutes and covers a large span of time, with

Did anyone ever tell you that you look just like Ethan Hawke?

transitions handled in yet another brilliantly subtle way. Rather than a subtitle that reads A Year Later... or a music montage, Linklater simply cuts the essential pieces of the story together and allows us to discover how much time has passed by the appearance of the actors. We see Arquette and Hawke with varying haircuts, while Coltrane and Ms. Linklater’s growth spurts and voices changing with puberty are impossible to miss.

I grew attached to this family and was sorry to see their story end. We see behavioral patterns, good and bad, that follow them over the years: the danger of marrying an alcoholic and feelings of neglect and abandonment, countered with self realization and the

power of encouraging others to follow their dreams. Since the film is long (but doesn’t feel overlong) and there are several eventful moments, you have the sensation of collecting select memories just as the family does.

The movie is funny and powerful, with scenes that capture the universal pain and joy of growing up. The work of Lorelei Linklater is every bit as remarkable and transformative as Coltrane’s. Arquette is terrific playing one of the great movie moms, and Hawke makes the dad both endearing and frustrating. I was delighted and moved to tears more than once. Linklater has given his audience a remarkable experience. ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) A Walk Among The Tombstones-R- FRI-SAT 11:40 12:40 2:10 3:10 4:40 5:40 7:10 8:10 9:35 10:35, SUN-WED 11:40 12:40 2:10 3:10 4:40 5:40 7:10 8:10 Dolphin Tale 2- PG- THU 10:30 11:30 12:50 1:50 3:05 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00, FRI-SAT 10:30 11:30 12:50 1:50 3:05 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00 9:25 10:15, SUN-WED 10:30 11:30 12:50 1:50 3:05 4:25 5:25 7:00 8:00 Guardians Of The Galaxy-PG13- 2D THU 10:45 11:45 1:35 2:35 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00, FRI-SAT 10:30 12:35 1:30 3:30 4:30 6:30 7:30 10:15 SUNWED 10:30 12:35 1:30 3:30 4:30 6:30 7:30 Lucy-R- THU 10:40 12:45 2:50 5:00 7:15, FRI-SAT 10:30 9:15, SUN-WED 10:30 The Identical-PG- THU 10:30 12:50 3:10 5:25

3:40) 6:30 10:20, FRI-WED 1:00 3:50 6:30 9:30 Hundred Foot Journey-PG- THU (12:40 3:50) 6:50 10:10, FRI (12:30 3:40), SAT-SUN (12:30) 3:40, MON-WED (12:30 3:40) When The Game Stands Tall-PG- THU (1:20 4:20) 7:10 10:10, FRI-WED 3:40 10:00 The Expendables 3 -PG13- THU 6:50 10:00, FRIWED 12:30 6:40 The Giver-PG13-THU (1:10 4:00) 6:40 9:50, FRIWED 1:00 3:50 6:30 9:40 Let’s Be Cops-R- THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:40 10:30, FRI-WED 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:30 10:20 Get On Up-PG13- THU 6:40 10:00 Hercules-PG13- THU 7:00 9:50 Magic In The Moonlight- PG13- THU (1:30 4:10) Earth To Echo-PG- THU (11:20 1:40 4:10)

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WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) A Walk Among The Tombstones-R- FRI-SUN (1:45) 4:30 7:15 10:00, MON (1:45 4:30) 7:15, TUE 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00, WED (1:45 4:30) 7:15 The Maze Runner-PG13- FRI-SUN (1:40) 4:20 7:10 10:00, MON (1:40 4:20) 7:10, TUE 1:40 4:20 7:10 10:00, WED (1:40 4:20) 7:10 Dolphin Tale 2-PG- THU 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45, FRISUN (1:30) 4:15 7:00 9:45, MON (1:30 4:15) 7:00, TUE 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45, WED (1:30 4:15) 7:00 November Man-R- THU 2:00 4:45 7:30 10:00 If I Stay-PG13-THU 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00

Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Maze Runner-PG13- THU 10:30, FRI-WED 11:20 1:30 2:00 4:20 4:50 7:10 7:40 10:10 10:30 MON-WED (1:30 4:20) 7:10 10:10 This Is Where I Leave You -R- THU 10:00, FRIWED 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:30 10:50 The Drop-R- FRI (11:10 1:50 4:30) 7:20 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:10 1:50) 4:30 7:20 10:10, MONWED (11:10 1:50 4:30) 7:20 10:10 Boyhood-R- THU (11:40 3:30) 7:00 9:40, FRI-WED 11:30 12:00 2:20 3:10 4:40 6:40 7:00 9:30 10:30 No Good Deed-PG13-THU (12:00 2:40 5:00) 7:20 10:40, FRI-WED 10:30 November Man-R- THU (1:00 3:50) 6:30 10:30, FRI-WED 6:50 10:00 If I Stay-PG13- THU (11:30 2:10 4:50) 7:30 10:20, FRI (12:40 3:30) 6:50 9:40, SAT-SUN (12:40) 3:30 6:50 9:40, MON-WED (12:40 3:30) 6:50 9:40 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-PG13- 2D THU (12:50

A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES - R - Action/ Crime - A drug lord hires a PI to find out who kidnapped and murdered his (the drug lord’s) wife. 113 min.

THE DROP - R - Crime/Drama - Bob is in a robbery gone wrong, and it affects everyone he knows. Stars Noomi Rapace, Tom Hardy and the late James Gandolfini. 106 min.

THE MAZE RUNNER - PG13 - Action/Sci Fi Little Thomas loses his memory, then finds himself trapped in a maze with other boys. It’s symbolism, people! Symbolism! 113 min.

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ammunition and explosions. 126 min.

THE GIVER - PG13 - Drama/SciFi - A community has no pain or war or suffering, but then an old man teaches some kid about the “real” world. 94 min.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - PG13 - Action/ SciFi - Starships, hero pilots, laser blasters, alien monsters, space babes and a talking raccoon (voiced by Bradley Cooper!) all fight something big out in the part of the universe that’s farthest from Earth. 121 min.

THE HUNDRED FOOT JOURNEY - PG - Drama It’s a local restaurant war between famous French chef Madame Mallory and the young Kadam family. 122 min.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - PG13 - Action/Adventure - Giant superhero turtles save New York City for some reason. Stars Megan Fox because America. 101 min.

WHEN THE GAME STANDS TALL - PG - Drama/ Sports - Jim Caviezel plays Bob Ladouceur, De La Salle High’s football coach who racked up a 151game winning streak. 115 min.

LAST CHANCE CHEF - R - Comedy - Jon Favreau writes, directs and stars in this tale of an unemployed chef who tries to regain greatness through a food truck. 115 min.

THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU - R - Comedy - Four grown siblings return to their childhood home and live under the same roof again for a week after their father dies.

Stars Jane Fonda, Tina Fey and Jason Bateman. 103 min.

IF I STAY - PG13 - Drama - Chloe Grace Moretz stars as a young woman in a coma who has to choose whether to wake up and live a very different life than she’d planned. 106 min.

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LET’S BE COPS - R - Comedy - Two fools dress up as cops for some party, then start behaving like the real thing. 104 min.

GET ON UP - PG13 - Music/Drama - The story of James Brown. Starring Chadwick Boseman, Nelsan Ellis and Dan Aykroyd. 138 min.

LUCY - R - SciFi/Action - Scarlett Johansson stars in this story about a woman who fights bad people because she’s able to use 100 percent of her brain pan. 90 min.

HERCULES - PG13 - Action - Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays Hercules. Expect to see a lot of swords and bare midriffs but precious few talking raccoons. 98 min.

DOLPHIN TALE 2 - PG - Drama/Family - Remember that movie about the dolphin with the prosthetic tail? Well, now the dolphin needs companion or it has to go to another aquarium. 107 min.

NO GOOD DEED - PG13 - Thriller - A mother of two in an Atlanta suburb helps some guy until he turns out to be a dangerous escaped convict who terrorizes her family. 84 min.

THE IDENTICAL - PG - Drama - Two identical brothers (both played by Blake Rayne) are separated at birth. One becomes a big rock star, the other doesn’t. Discuss. 107 min.

THE EXPENDABLES 3 - R - Action/Nonsense Nearly every action star ever–and Kelsey Grammer– star in this film about something that involves a lot of

THE NOVEMBER MAN - R - Action/Thriller - An exspy (Pierce Brosnan, of course) faces off against CIA officials, his former student and Russians. 108 min.

BOYHOOD - R - Drama - Richard Linklater’s film– which took 12 years to make–follows a boy from age five to 18. Stars Ellar Coltrane, Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke. See this week’s film review. 165 min.

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EARTH TO ECHO - PG - Adventure/Family - A group of kids make friends with an alien, and then try to help it.

If this sounds familiar, it just means you’re old. 89 min.

MAGIC IN THE MOONLIGHT - PG13 - Comedy Woody Allen’s latest film stars Antonia Clarke, Natasha Andrews and Colin Firth in a story about an English guy who tries to root out a possible swindle. 97 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LGBT DANCE NIGHT - Sat, Sep 20. Cruise down to Kihei this weekend and support Maui’s premiere LGBT Dance Night. Start celebrating Pride week early and continue once a month at this new nightlife event on Maui. With two dance floors and DJ Ron spinning hits all night, you and your friends will have a blast! No cover. 9:30pm-1:30am. 21+ and over. Kono’s on the Green. (1345 Piilani Hwy., Kihei); 808-633-4220; Mauipride.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui.$29.99 Keiki / $59.99 adults. Children 5 and under are free.

Kama‘aina and military rates, dinner, and VIP packages are available. 5pm. Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina and military prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com THE DIXIE SWIM CLUB - Sep 18-28th. ProArts, Inc. presents The Dixie Swim Club at the Pro Arts Playhouse in Kihei. Go down South where five college best friends gather for their annual fall retreat.

Recalling their swim team days, this comedy (written by one of The Golden Girls’ writers) highlights the special bonds of friendship. Starring Jett Robidoux, Ute Finch, Angela Thompson, Beth Garrow and Kristi Scott, these ladies count on each other to weather life’s storms. Thursday nights are kama‘aina nights, too. Go online for ticket info.

7:30pm. Pro Arts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); Proartspacific.com LAHAINA INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL THEATER CLASSES - Sep 22 - Dec 15. Theatre Theatre Maui is teaming up again with Lahaina Intermediate School and the Lahaina Complex After-School Tutor Project. On select Mondays they will be providing free after-school drama classes with Miss Kristi Scott, local theater arts director, actress and instructor. 2:50-4pm. Lahaina Intermediate School (871 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-214-7443

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Sep 18. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month.

Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL Sat, Sep 20. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com

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KUPU MAUI’S DELICIOUSLY DECADENT DINNER - Sat, Sep 20. Manawai Estate Chocolate will host this evening with a comprehensive “bean to bar” look at chocolate production, touching on the social issues regarding large-scale farming endeavors. The tour is led by Madame Chocolatier Melanie Boudar of Sweet Paradise Chocolates. The evening completes with a tasting that points out the difference in the flavors of chocolate. Seating is limited, casual attire requested. BYOB. 4-7pm Manawai Estate Chocolate (17 Manawai Pl., Haiku-Pauwela); Kupumaui.org FARM TOUR - (Every Sat.) Check out this educational tour of the permaculture design features implemented at Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm. Visit aquaculture ponds, feed the ducks, pet the tortoises, visit the medicine wheel and experience the Mana of the sacred Aina. $25, $20 kama‘aina. 4-6pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary Farm (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

CHRIS LARSON - Fri, Sep 19. Chris Larson’s artistic journey began at 13 when she took an art class from her oil painter mother. Her journey continued merrily into watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, graphic design and photography. Free. 4:307:30pm. Maui Hands (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898; Mauihands.com

in Marine Biology,” states the LAS website. “When John isn’t working on [conservation] issues, he like to shoot bright bold and colorful subjects.” Talk story with O’Leary while enjoying his work displayed in the LAS exhibit at the Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free.

10am-2pm. Old Lahaina Courthouse (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com

RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Sat, Sep 20. Richard DiGiacomo, of Russian and Italian descent, is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. Transplanted to Maui, Hawaii in 2010, Richard was ascended to a new level of artistic ability with his newly-created metal fused art. Created by the etching of aluminum panels and color and fused with various techniques, his technique calls for many coats of clear seals, applied to create depth and movement. Free. 2:30-5:30pm.

Maui Hands (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-6677997; Mauihands.com

ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com

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G A PIC P 57; Free Hwy., Haiku); 808-283-8057; Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands ON (84 Ha Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5799245; Ma Mauihands.com AU - Sun, SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU Sep 21. Enjoy a healthy and modern take ARIEL QUIROZ - Wed, Sep 24. Artist in on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday everesidence Ariel Quiroz will paint portraits in the galning at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is firstlery. She does drawing, painting, portraiture and the come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina human figure, mixing realistic effects with Impresoffer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairsionism and Expressionism. Her art stimulates the mont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); imagination and translates feelings into arresting im808-875-4100; Fairmont.com ages. Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS (Every Sun & Mon.) Book ahead of time for this POLISH PHOTOGRAPHY EXHIBITS - Sep fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum 4-Sep 28. Andrzej Kramarz, from Krakow, Poland, will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite will exhibit work marked by the memory of World to eat and great conversation with new friends.

War ll. His large photographs and video are ac5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentcompanied by taped interviews of people who able.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali bring the stories and history back. Concurrently Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali). in the gallery will be an exhibition curated by Kramarz featuring the work of photographer Stefania RAINBOW DINE-OUT GROUP - Tue, Sep 23.

Gurdowa. The photographs, taken by Gurdowa The Rainbow Dine-Out Group is an opportunity between 1921 and 1937, were printed from a colfor our LGBT ohana and visitors to meet socially lection of glass photo plates found in the attic of and enjoy a delicious meal. 6pm-8pm. (Every third her house in Poland. 10am-5pm. Free. Schaefer Thursday, rotating location); 808-446-0549 International Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-243-4288; Mauiarts.org

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Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808- 572-5979, Viewpointsgallerymaui.com CHRISTINA DEHOFF - Fri, Sep 19. Christina DeHoff has many facets as an artist. A clear and recognizable theme runs through both her figurative visionary paintings and her landscape paintings. She has a unique, tender and intuitive way of communicating that which is sacred in this human experience. Visit Christina and get to know her! Free. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery (1169 Makawao Ave.); Mauihands.com

FANTASTIC FEATHERS - Sep 2-Oct 5. Ellen Levinsky will be featured at Lahaina Arts Society. Her feather art that includes butterflies, dancers, feather fan designs and jewelry using iridescent natural bird feathers will be on display. Ellen will also discuss how she recycles her junk mail to create the paper aspect of her art. Free. Lahaina Arts Society (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com MEET THE ARTISTS - (Every Tue, Wed & Thu.) Meet and greet the artists from 10am-2pm. This program provides the public with an opportunity to interact with many different local artists, see their newest creations, and watching them demonstrate their craft.

Lahaina Arts Society Banyan Tree Gallery (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111; Lahainaarts.com JOHN O’LEARY - Tue, Sep 23. Lahaina Arts Society is inviting the public to meet the artists behind the art.

This Tuesday will feature local photographer John O’ Leary. “In 2011, John moved to Maui to pursue work

TICKETS ON SALE MAVIS STAPLES - Thu, Sep 25. For six decades, Mavis Staples has been the solid rock of American music with her rich raspy voice, from the Delta-inflected gospel sound she helped create in the 1950s (“Uncloudy Day”), to the engaged protest of the civil rights era (“Freedom Highway”) and then even on pop radio in the 1970s with a series of chart hits (“I’ll Take You There,” “Respect Yourself,” “Let’s Do It Again”).

Staples is a Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award winner and a National Heritage Fellowship Award recipient. Tickets are $35, $45, and $65. Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org NAOMI SHIHAB NYE - Fri, Sep 26. The Green Room presents award-winning Palestinian-American poet, writer, anthologist and educator Naomi Shihab Nye for a spirited and unabashedly authentic evening of conversation. Her talk, titled “Place,” will explore personal connection with place and is loosely based on her book Transfer. The evening includes a post-event reception with desserts, beverages and live music in McCoy Courtyard. All ticket sales benefit The Merwin Conservancy. Tickets are $35. 7pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org AMERICA - Fri, Sep 26. Don’t miss this Grammy-winning soft rock group led for four decades

by Gerry Beckley and Dewey Bunnell. America’s breezy, melodies and smooth harmonies epitomized the sound of soft rock in the ‘70s, and helped bring folk-rock into the pop charts with hits such as “Horse With No Name,” “Sister Golden Hair,” “Ventura Highway” and “Tin Man.” Tickets: $39, $49, $69, $89 (plus applicable fees). Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI CALLS - Sat, Sep 27. Check out one of the biggest benefit events of the year. “Celebrating the Music of Hawaii” is the theme of the 2014 event, with music flowing throughout the evening, from greeting to goodbye. Throughout the evening, guests may eat their fill of gourmet pupu and dessert creations offered by nearly 20 of Maui’s finest restaurants and sample fine wines of a dozen or more vintners and boutique wineries from California, Washington and Oregon. Tickets and table reservations already held for Maui Calls will be automatically transferred to the Sept. 27 date. A limited number of places are still available at the table, and individual ‘cruiser’ tickets as well. 6:00pm. Pavilion/Amphitheater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org TEDXMAUI 2014 - Sun, Sep 28. This all-day event will present innovative and inspiring speakers and performers who have the courage to dream and change the world with revolutionary ideas. TEDxMaui is an independently organized TED event. This year’s presenters include the Adaptations Dance Theater, Daniel Anthony, Svetlana Berdyugina, Robert Cazimero, Daedelus, B.J. Fogg, Taimane Gardner, Samuel M. ‘Ohukani‘ohi‘a Gon III, Dave Kalama, Rosemary “Rosie” KulhavySutherland, Edward Readicker-Henderson, Rick

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Frisky Friday w/ DJ LaRge, 10pm

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Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm no cover!

Eric McFadden w/ Mark Johnstone, Meaghan Owens, Delphine De St. Paer and more, 9:30pm

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MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE - Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Ryan Robinson 6:30-8:30, WED-Andrew Corradini 6:30pm

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CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Rutiz, Sunny Savage, Maya Soetoro-Ng, Kerrie Urosevich, Kimi Werner, Lindsea K. Wilbur, Dr. Bradley Willcox and Hinaleimoana Wong-Kalu (Kumu Hina). For more information about the presenters and the program, visit: Tedxmaui.com.

Tickets are $75 & $100. 9-5pm. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org 2014 MAUI PRIDE FESTIVAL - Thu, Oct 2-Sun, Oct 5. Maui Pride Week is right around the corner.

Plan ahead so you don’t miss out on your chance to celebrate with Hawaii’s best LGBT community.

Events include a film festival, VIP reception, Glitter Party, Maui GLBT Pride Hike, dinner with Performance by Frenchie Davis, a Pride weekend afterparty and the Pride Breakfast Social. For more information and ticket prices, go to Mauipride.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, SEPT 18 PICNIC FOR POKI - Enjoy live Hawaiian music with musical guest Liz “Kopa‘a Tita” Morales and Friends. Grab your lunch and picnic under the monkey pod tree. Enjoy complimentary water, coffee and cookies. Free. 11am. Ka‘ahumanu Church (103 S. High St., Wailuku).

HAIKU COMMUNITY CENTER ASSOCIATION GENERAL MEETING - Learn how you can volunteer to refurbish the Kalapupua playground at 4th Marine Division Park (Giggle Hill) in Haiku.

They will also update the community on the Paia Bypass and the Welcome Sign for Haiku. Free.

6-8pm. Haiku Community Center (Pilialoha St., Haiku); 808-268-7913; Haikumaui.org FREE POLYNESIAN PERFORMANCES HULA SHOW - Free. 7pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-6615304; Lahainacannerymall.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahu-

MON-Kaliko’s Way 10pm, TUE-Elvis of Burnin’ Love 6:30pm, WED-Evan Shulman, 7:30 pm

Evan Shulman, 7:30pm

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TUE-Willie K, $10 9pm WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Karaoke 9pm

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Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

moku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an awardwinning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

to Table Dinner. Purchase of Farm Tour Pass includes admittance to the concert as well. 8pm.

Ahimsa Sanctuary (4505 Hana Hwy., Haiku); Ahimsasanctuaryfarm.com

FRIDAY, SEPT 19

FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm.

Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.

Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, SEPT 20 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org MURRAY KYLE - Australian Folk singer is a highly respected musician in the Australian roots music scene and is sure to inspire you with his powerfully tender performance. The concert will follow the Farm Tour and the Farm

SUNDAY, SEPT 21

MASTER ZHI GANG SHA - Master Zhi Gang Sha is the world-renowned miracle soul healer and an international bestselling author. In the west, he’s involved in breakthrough research on the effects of spirit on the human system. Dr. Sha was named Qigong Master of the Year at the Fifth World Congress on Qigong. 7pm. Barnes & Noble (325 Keawe St., Lahaina)

MONDAY, SEPT 22 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday.

808-249-8811 ext. 1.; Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, SEPT 23 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional fullspine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, SEPT 24

MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com WRITING CLASSES - Offered by author and writing coach Jasmyne Boswell. Whether you’re interested in writing short clips for your family archives, a full-fledged memoir for publication or a novel, the class will help you get started and give you valuable feedback. Space is limited, so call to register. $195 + tax for a six-week session. 808-268-5807; Jasmyneconsulting.com YOUNG VOLUNTEERS CLUB - Children ages 7 and older are invited to volunteer their time and talents to work on various projects that will help the Library and their community.

Free. 3:30pm Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833 SWAINS ISLAND FILM PREMIER ON MAUI - NOAA’s Office of National Marine Sanctuaries (ONMS) Pacific Islands Region proudly presents the Maui premiere of Jean Michel Cousteau’s new film, Swains Island: One of the Last Jewels of the Planet. The film chronicles Cousteau’s 2013 visit led by ONMS leaders and scientists to this remote atoll and island in American Samoa. Free.

6-7pm Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary Kihei Conference Room (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-2818 GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

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L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

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1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570

Natalie Nichole Band 10pm,$5 cover

Generation Gap HI, 10pm, $5 cover

Jamz 6-9pm

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HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays.

3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana).

ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm. Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com.

FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus

by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm.

University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu.

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm.

Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei).

MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; Mauiexposition.com

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana).

UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org

OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-

MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com.

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula)

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 6:30-9:30pm, no cover

LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free.

9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com.

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com.

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COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

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Sign Language VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Virgos like things clean, especially things that are (unfortunately) prone to be messy, like relationships.

Many a Virgo has killed her intimate connections with a compulsive need to clean up messes whenever they reveal themselves, no matter how hard this is or how long it takes. This works fine when you’re hooked up with another Virgo, but rarely do other signs have the stamina for near-rabid emotional tidiness. Most folks let muddles lie unresolved until they have time to deal.

They don’t have their shit together like you do. You want to live in their lives, you have to live with their messes. It’s as simple as that. Your choice.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Intimacy ebbs and flows. You know this rationally, but sometimes it’s hard to accept it, anyway.

Maintaining fiercely hot emotional temperatures takes energy that people sometimes lack. Luckily, closeness also begets knowledge of the other person, and trust. This week, experiencing tons of sweet togetherness is easy. It’s coping with its diminishment that’s the challenge. Things won’t always be this hot. Accept that. If you let them, they’ll flare back up many times. Resist the urge to sabotage things because they’ve cooled down; it’s not the end of your relationship (unless you make it so), just another revolution of its natural cycle.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Geminis and Pisces–the two signs that share your dualistic nature–are plagued by wishy-washy indecision. Not so, Libras. Most of the time you are quick to make choices. But then you do frustrating (to others) reversals and about-faces that leave everyone reeling. While you certainly have the right to change your mind, please be aware of the impact doing so will have on others. Perhaps take a Piscean length of time to come to a tricky decision in the first place, so when you finally make a choice, it’s one you can stick to.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Most of what your least-favorite people do is quite embarrassing; they’re just too oblivious, sheltered, or stupid to realize it. Don’t validate their ridiculous opinions and actions by directly countering them. Just give them a mirror, or, better yet, put a spotlight on them.

Some unbiased attention can help modify someone’s bad behavior better than your scolding or protest ever could. Let them show off in front of a bunch of people.

They’ll soon get the picture. They say that laughter’s the best medicine. In the case of this particular disease, I’d say it’s the closest we’ll come to a cure.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Your communiqué is moldering in a dead letter office somewhere. Not literally. Technically the person you sent it to received your email or whatever. But they didn’t actually get it. They weren’t ready to hear what you had to say, so they filed it away, address not found, and forgot about it. Try again. Their lack of response is thoughtless but not malicious; they simply haven’t been thinking about it because it’s never hit home. Say what you mean in a different way. I have a feeling that this time, you’ll get a response. Might not be one you like, but it’s something, and isn’t that what you’ve been saying? “Anything is better than nothing.” Enjoy.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Be irrational. Your monkey mind’s feverish grip on the steering wheel is a borderline personality disorder.

Even during those brief moments when a heartfelt emotion or bodily urge takes the wheel, that jabbering thoughtmonger plays backseat driver, pointing out everything you’re doing incorrectly. Too bad he knows nothing and excels only at screwing shit up. This week, gag him and lock him in the trunk. Pour gasoline all over him so he’s good and scared. Let your monkey mind know he’s only part of the forces that drive you.

Your heart and gut are in charge now. Your ridiculous hyperactive brain sucks at love and self-direction, but is good at one thing (other than worry) which he should be allowed to do, as much as possible: play.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

People are perplexed by your (extreme) adaptability.

One minute you’re up on a soapbox making a stink about something you don’t like, the next you’ve acclimatized and just rolled with it. This can look like shallow insincerity to those who don’t know you–to their eyes you just don’t mean what you say. What’s actually happening: you recognize immovability.

Once it becomes obvious you don’t have the power to change something, you adapt to it and move on.

Set them straight before they get the wrong idea about you; this, at least, is one thing you can change.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink, right? Your best efforts to guide those you love to the stuff (or other people) they need sometimes just fall flat. Your efforts are appreciated, of course, but sometimes people just have to discover these paths (or people) for themselves, and holding their hands to get them there will only make them dig in their heels or choose something else entirely.

Be satisfied with giving them a hint, a juicy bit of info, or a gentle nudge in the right direction, and then let it go. They’ll either follow your lead or they won’t–but pushing them harder will only make it less likely.

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TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

I garden by instinct. I plant things and see what grows, and try to guess what it needs along the way.

Consequently, many of the things I plant never sprout, or die almost immediately, because I don’t know what I’m doing yet. I’ve given them the wrong kind of soil to grow in, or the incorrect amounts of sunlight or water.

I haven’t had a ton of practice at this, just like you haven’t had vast amounts of experience at having a successful relationship. So it’s trial and error. Luckily, you’ve found someone who’ll mostly be patient on your road to intimacy. So experiment and don’t beat yourself up too hard for your mistakes. You’ll figure it out.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

What adorably furry critter are you going to pull out of your magical top hat this time, Gemini? You can’t keep sidetracking us with these tricks. I predict by the time you hit duck-billed platypus we’ll be on to you and start watching the other hand, the one that’s not waving around wildly trying to catch our attention, and then we’ll see what you’re really up to.

So the misdirection is over. We’ll get to see you all naked and vulnerable and human. Guess what? We won’t laugh. Most likely we’ll get turned on. Not so bad. So no more tricks. Ditch the top hat, already.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Scorpios get all the credit because of their drama: they deliver venom in one fatal-feeling sting, when least expected. But Cancers are poisonous, too, only more subtle, as your toxicity is administered in miniscule doses over time. Here’s the trick: most Cancers aren’t aware of this venomous capacity, so they wield it desultorily. Usually those closest to you get the worst of it for the most minor infractions, while villains who make cameos hardly suffer for their wickedness. You have control, so use it: keep tabs on whether the dose you’re dispensing is too high–or too low.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

QUIZ understood

Your ambition will ruin you, if you don’t rein it in.

Your vision, at the moment, is so skewed that you may look at the big picture, decide that all the problems it contains are inconsequential, and simply tackle the whole thing at once. Big mistake. One that’ll probably lay you out for weeks, feeling pathetic and depressed. The reality: you can handle everything life is throwing at you–just not all at once. Be economical and don’t overreach. Budget your massive strength, and take on one conundrum at a time. Don’t be a (failed) superhero. Being a human with your shit together is quite enough.

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