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As you can see from the accompanying photo, which was taken at Hickam Field (now known as Joint Base Pearl Harbor-Hickam) on Oahu in 1940, the U.S. military has maintained a large presence in Hawaii for a long time. In fact, since the U.S. annexed the islands in 1898 (the

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Even strippers don’t often pull in more than a grand for four and a half hours of work, but that’s what comedian Andy Bumatai made for his appearance at Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa’s big Feb. 28 campaign bash ($75/ head) at the Grand Wailea Resort, according to Arakawa’s most recent campaign finance statement on expenditures. In fact, that statement shows Arakawa’s campaign spent a considerable portion of the incumbent mayor’s already considerable bank account on the party: • Grand Wailea (venue): $38,791.42 • Grand Wailea (food): $16,666.56 • Mutual Underwriters (insurance): $389 • Andy Bumatai (entertainment): $1,047 • Ace Printing (tickets): $129.43 • Thom Foster (rental of eight palm trees): $100 The grand total bill for the gala fundraiser: $57,123.41. One Arakawa donor who attended called the event “a show of strength,” designed to strike fear into the hearts of potential challengers. “Bumatai was funny, worth whatever they paid for him,” the donor said. “He even apologized for cracking jokes so soon after the plane crash on Lanai. A class act all the way. The food was good, drinks over-priced by the Tsunami party afterwards was fun. Pricey night but worth the money. Probably the place to be if you wanted to hobnob with the who’s who of Maui.” Whether it was worth it in a financial sense is another question. Simply totaling up every contribution the Arakawa campaign took in on Feb. 28 brings us to $46,405.36, which on the face of it would indicate that the big event wasn’t too wise an investment. But Lynn Araki-Regan, Arakawa’s campaign manager, says the campaign finance statements don’t provide such a clear picture on how much the event brought in. “In discussing this matter with the Treasurer, it really is a timing issue,” said Araki-Regan in a July 17 email. “Many of the donations received were after our 2/28/14 Gala. The campaign spending reports online does [sic] not provide an accurate report of monies raised and expenses incurred for any specific event. Some donate during a certain time period but it’s not necessarily for an event like the Gala.”

In any case, the most recent campaign finance statement shows that in the first six months of 2014, the Arakawa campaign brought in $165,022.02. And since Arakawa has more than $357,000 in the bank to play with during the race–money none of his five (or perhaps four) challengers have any hope of countering, it’s probably a moot point. Still, $16,666 is a lot of money for one night’s worth of food.

himself a retired U.S. Army lieutenant colonel and decorated Afghanistan veteran) quotes from numerous military and chamber officials who talk up considerable doom should those spending cuts go into effect. The cuts could lead to the loss of around 20,000 local jobs, one chamber official says. The reduction of military forces in Hawaii could reduce retail sales by more than a billion dollars, says another. The story ended with a chamber official urging listeners to contact their legislators in hopes that they would oppose further military cuts in Hawaii. What the story doesn’t do is explain that this sort of fear is just another bit of evidence that the military-industrial complex that outgoing President Dwight Eisenhower warned us against in his 1960 Farewell Address is not only still alive and well, but has gotten the nation completely addicted to war. “This conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms indus-

YOUR COUNTY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK So remember a couple weeks ago when we reported that District Court Judge Kelsey Kawano had thrown out the criminal case against MauiTime Publisher Tommy Russo over his photographing Maui police officers two years ago because the cops didn’t have probable cause to arrest him in the first place? Well, that turned out to be a bit premature–this morning, County of Maui Deputy Prosecuting Attorney Artemio C. Baxa appealed the decision. It’s now up to the Hawaii Intermediate Court of Appeals to decide what to do. Prosecuting Attorney John D. KimBaxa’s boss–refused to say why his office is appealing Kawano’s decision. But Sam MacRoberts, Russo’s attorney, had a lot to say. “Judge Kawano carefully reviewed all of the evidence and correctly decided to end the prosecution of Mr. Russo,” MacRoberts told me. “His decision was thoughtful and appropriate given the video evidence and

Hawaii and the U.S. military go way back

U.S. Navy’s wanted Pearl Harbor for a coaling base). It’s funny, really: the U.S. military began its time in Hawaii as a force of occupation, and has since evolved into a massive economic engine that drives $50 billion into the local economy each year, according to a July 15 Hawaii Public Radio story. The story does a fine job of outlining the Hawaii Chamber of Commerce’s view that possible federal sequestration budget cuts in two years could devastate our state’s economy. HPR reporter Wayne Yoshioka (who is

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try is new in the American experience,” Eisenhower said in the speech. “The total influence–economic, political, even spiritual–is felt in every city, every State house, every office of the Federal government.” As writer James Ledbetter noted in this Dec. 13, 2010 New York Times essay, Eisenhower “was concerned about more than just the military’s size; he also worried about its relationship to the American economy and society, and that the economy risked becoming a subsidiary of the military.” Though military spending as a percentage of the whole U.S. gross domestic product is a lot lower than it was in 1960, here in Hawaii, it still takes up a massive part of our state’s economy. Ideally, the amount of funding dedicated to the military is a function of what we want the armed forces to do. But here in Hawaii, we’ve become addicted to the spending practices of soldiers, sailors and airmen stationed here. Hawaii Public Radio doesn’t have to advocate that this is a bad thing, but they could at least acknowledge that such a point of view exists. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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HAWAII LEADERS CORE HELPS LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS As you read this, 40 young members of the Hawaii Leaders Core are gaining valuable leadership experience as they take part in the Global Youth Leadership Summit, an esteemed international convention at the University of California, San Diego. Running July 20-24, this five-day program allows children ages 14 to 17 from all over the world to unlock their leadership potential. Those attending the conference are participating in small group discussions, hands-on service learning experiences, as well as leadership simulation games and exercises designed to pinpoint individual leadership strengths. They will also have the opportunity to hear vibrant speakers address a variety of topics from leadership styles to community involvement. The

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through strengthened museum services. “These grant projects have immense potential to serve local communities and the nation in advancing education and preserving cultural heritage,” said IMLS Director Susan H. Hildreth. “Programs that are being funded will strengthen museum services through professional training, improved care of collections, and the testing of creative solutions to challenging problems. We are delighted to announce these awards, and we are eager to see the visions for these unique opportunities and experiences brought to life.” KIRC houses a collection of archival materials, including over 8,500 photographs, 2,500 texts (reports, papers), and 10,000 artifacts/samples that are available for research but generally unknown to the community. IMLS funds will be used to train interns on the process of scanning KIRC’s archival documents, labeling digital files, and applying proper archival standards for storage of these items. This information will be organized into a searchable database that will be acces-

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The reality series Operation: Vacation will surprise a foster mom with a dream vacation to Hana on its July 29 episode. With the secret help of family and friends, the show honors Jacqueline Brooks, who has fostered more than 100 children–many that were severely troubled and needed attention 24/7. The dedicated mom once won a vacation, but did not accept the trip because she couldn’t afford to take her kids along. Now that her house isn’t filled with children, her family and friends said they thought it was about time for Brooks to go on the vacation of her dreams. MTV Networks’ Logo TV recently filmed the documentary show at the Travaasa Hana boutique resort. The Hana episode follows Brooks and her husband during their trip to Maui, showing off the areas they are touring, the activities they are doing and the places they are staying. The couple experience the Hana lifestyle while riding horses, throwing fishing nets, enjoying live Hawaiian music, indulging in a couples massage, and more. “Operation: Vacation–Jacqueline Brooks” (Season 2, Episode 6) airs Tuesday,

July 29 at 4pm HST on Logo TV (Channel 542 on Oceanic–Hawaii). Check local listings for other markets. Clips from the television series also are available on the Logo TV website Logotv.com.

goal of the Global Youth Leadership Summit is to provide these kids with an atmosphere that will allow them to assume leadership roles, giving them the skills they need to improve not only their own lives but their communities as well. Alexander Muto, a high school student at Maui Preparatory Academy, attended the Global Youth Leadership Summit last year and upon his return, he created Hawaii Leaders Core with a mission to “empower youth for a brighter tomorrow.” This nonprofit organization meets regularly to inspire the kids of Maui County to reach their highest potential by giving them the chance and the knowledge they need to be able to turn their dreams into reality. Members include students ages 13 to 17 from Maui Preparatory Academy, Lahainaluna High School, Kihei Charter School, Seabury Hall, Kamehameha Schools Maui and Akaula School on Molokai. For more information about Hawaii Leaders Core, contact Robin Muto, the

The Kaho‘olawe Island Reserve Commission was awarded $49,935 as part of the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) program. IMLS, the nation’s primary source of federal funding for museums and libraries, recently announced it will be granting more than $2 million for three programs: Museum Grants for African American History and Culture (AAHC), Sparks! Ignition Grants for Museums and Native American/Native Hawaiian Museum Services (NANH). The NANH services program is designed to provide opportunities to federally recognized Indian tribes, Native Alaskan villages and corporations, and organizations primarily representing Native Hawaiians to sustain heritage, culture, and knowledge

sible to researchers and the community via a pilot online museum portal, and a series of outreach events will introduce the community to the available online resources. The overall goal of the project is to sustain Hawaiian heritage, culture, and knowledge for future generations through collections stewardship and educational outreach. The Institute of Museum and Library Services is the primary source of federal support for the nation’s 123,000 libraries and 35,000 museums. Its mission is to inspire libraries and museums to advance innovation, lifelong learning, and cultural and civic engagement. The IMLS’s grant making, policy development, and research help libraries and museums deliver valuable services that make it possible for communities and individuals to thrive. To learn more, visit Imls.gov. -Suzanne Kayian ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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TOOK IT TOO FAR The New York customer service company United Health Programs of America provoked a federal lawsuit in June by the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission over its employee esprit-de-corps policy of requiring workers to pray to God on the job and to say “I love you” to their managers. According to the EEOC, the feelgood, work-harder campaign was suggested by an aunt of United’s owner and named for an obscure “truth and compassion” movement called “Onionhead.”

REWARDS GONE WRONG After two third-graders wet their pants on May 15 at Mill Plain Elementary School in Vancouver, Wash., they blamed teachers for too-strictly enforcing their classroom’s “rewards” system, in which good behavior earns students points redeemable for, among other prizes, restroom breaks. A teachers union investigation concluded that the girls were never “denied” toilet access (but the girls’ mothers pointed out that using restroom breaks as a “reward” might be confusing to eight-year-olds).

‘FAN’ IS SHORT FOR ‘FANATIC’ The Japanese snack company Calbee recently staged a promotion around popular singer Nana Mizuki, giving away 10 backstage passes to her Aug. 3 concert in Yokohama to the purchasers of 10 lucky bags of secretly marked potato chips. Her perhapshugest fan, Kazuki Fukumoto, 25, was so determined to win one that by the time he was arrested for littering in May, he had bought and dumped 89 cartons of potato chip packages, weighing over 400 pounds, that were found at six locations around the cities of Kobe and Akashi. Police estimate he had spent the equivalent of about $3,000.

IOWA REALLY HATES MEDICAL MARIJUANA A Davenport, Iowa, jury convicted terminal-cancer patient Benton Mackenzie, 48, in July on four marijuana-growing felonies, even though his purpose was to harvest cannabis oil to treat his bloody lesions and

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TOOK IT WAY TOO FAR Britain’s news website Metro.co.uk, combing Facebook pages, located a full photo array from prominent 23-year-old German body art enthusiast Joel Miggler, whose various piercings and implants are impressive enough, but whose centerpieces are the portholes in each cheek that expose the insides of his mouth. (With customized plugs, he can seal the portholes when soup is on the menu.) The holes are currently 36mm wide, but he was said to be actively cheekstretching, aiming for 40mm. Miggler assures fans that his mother likes “most” of his modifications and that the worst aspect so far is merely that he is forced to take smaller bites when eating. (News of the Weird has reported on researchers creating portholes in cows’ stomachs, but still ...)

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE Until the New York governor and legislature addressed the problem recently, it was legal in the state for narcissistic animal owners to force their dogs and cats to endure permanent, decorative tattoos and piercings. At press time, Gov. Andrew Cuomo was poised to sign legislation abolishing the tattooing. And Kayla Oxenham, 23, was arrested in Port Charlotte, Florida, in June and charged with using a stick to burn “brands” into the skin of her two children, ages five and seven. Among her explanations to police: so she could identify them as being hers and because she “forgot how much she loved fire.”

RED FLAGS AT RED CROSS The American Red Cross boasts of being “transparent and accountable” for the way it spends donations from compassionate people moved to help those in need. But when the public policy watchdog ProPublica asked for some details on how the Red Cross used funds donated for 2012 Hurricane Sandy victims in New York, the organization begged off, claiming that details beyond broad generalities were “trade secrets” that it was entitled to protect, lest its “competitors” copy or exploit the techniques it uses to help people. The Red Cross did release more detailed accounts to the attorney general of New York, but under an agreement of confidentiality. ■

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less victory. Since then, he’s assumed the chairmanship of the council’s powerful Budget Committee. He’s also set himself as a major critic of Mayor Alan Arakawa, publicly and loudly ripping his decision to demolish the old Wailuku Post Office, proposed purchase of 186 acres of Launiupoko for a Pali to Puamana Park and the 2013 plan to raise property taxes. Indeed, he’s gone after Arakawa so many times in the last two years it was genuinely surprising when he announced he had no interest in running against him. Nonetheless, White–who did not respond to a July 14 call for this story–is a formidable candidate. He spent five years in the state House of Representatives, from 1993 to 1998. But for the last 27 years, his main job has been general manager of the Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel. He’s also the GM of Ka‘anapali Properties, a real estate firm. This is entirely legal, especially given that the office of Maui County Council is considered a part-time job. According to

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e says it used to happen a lot more, but the last time was at about four or five years ago. Mike Molina was still a Maui County Councilmember then, and he’d just walked into the Burger King on Dairy Road in Kahului. Immediately, he says, the woman behind the counter began giggling. He says she then got her manager. “They thought I was Rick Moranis,” Molina is telling me at Wailuku Coffee Co. one recent Thursday morning. As he’s telling me this, I’m mentally trying to match Molina’s mug up to the most recent image of Moranis, which (like most people, including apparently the woman behind the Burger King counter) comes from the 1997 movie Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. It’s taking me a while, but Molina happily continues with his story. “I decided to have some fun,” he tells me. “So I said I was Rick Moranis’ stunt double. When the manager offered to buy me my lunch, I thought I’d better say something.” There are at least two extraordinary things about this story (though Molina’s at least passing resemblance to Moranis isn’t one of them). First, that the staff at the Burger King on Dairy Road four or five years ago felt that it was at least possible that Rick Moranis would patronize their establishment. Second, and more importantly, that Molina–a target of MauiTime hit pieces over his unabashed support for land development going back at least a decade–is voluntarily telling me this story. Then again, a lot has changed for Molina in the last few years. Four years ago he was a powerful county council members in Maui County. Election after election, he beat opponents like Lance Holter, Pat Borge and Kai Nishiki by margins ranging from four percentage points to 36. But now, Molina is an underdog candidate taking on his successor, the well-funded Mike White, in the four-way race for the council seat representing Makawao, Haiku and Paia. Because there are so many candidates, the race will be on the Aug. 9 Hawaii Primary ballot. It’s not an enviable position for Molina to be in, especially considering that White is an incumbent who can draw on substantial private wealth in his bid for reelection. It’s a position requiring Molina to make new alliances with old adversaries like the Sierra Club. It’s a position Molina knows well, because beating an incumbent is how he first came to power.

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White’s 2014 Financial Disclosure Statement, which he filed on May 22, White makes between $50,000 and $99,999 for each of this three jobs. White made headlines early in his first term when he decided that the Maui Visitors Bureau (MVB)–of which he’s served on the board of directors–should get even more county money (it gets about $3 million a year). In the spring of 2011, the Maui County Board of Ethics dismissed a complaint on this that was instigated, in part, by Kai Nishiki, White’s 2010 council opponent. That being said, White is also upfront that even being a county councilmember won’t stop him from assisting the KBH in its business before the county. On the portion of his Financial Disclosure Statement marked “ITEM 9–PERSONS, FIRMS OR ORGANIZATIONS YOU HAVE REPRESENTED BEFORE COUNTY AGENCIES IN THE LAST YEAR,” White wrote that he had represented the KBH before the Planning and Public Works departments for “Build-

ing Permits & SMA Extension.” Of course, not everything White has done has been to further his hotel, the MVB or attack Arakawa. Last summer, White put forward a strong antinepotism bill that would have banned the hiring of relatives throughout the County of Maui bureaucracy. But in no time at all, county attorneys eviscerated it, removing the provisions that it include the Maui County Council (in 2012, Councilman Riki Hokama made headlines when Hawaii News Now reported that he was paying his nephew $25 an hour to be a part-time aide) and be retroactive. In July 2013, the council’s Policy and Intergovernmental Affairs Committee shelved the bill, though last month it reappeared on that committee’s List of Matters for it to address. In any case, White seems to be taking no chances in this election. Indeed, he’s already begun to tap family wealth in his campaign. His campaign spending report for the first six months of 2014 shows that his campaign has already cashed a $8,000 check from his wife Whitney, a board member with SPCA Maui. And the money’s going to good use. For instance, White’s most recent campaign report shows he’s already spent $694.20 on “consulting services” from Honolulubased Pacific Resource Partnership (PRP), an advocacy group made up of local contractors and construction unions. What PRP is doing for White isn’t known–the company didn’t respond to my request for comment. But they achieved statewide notoriety in 2012 during the Honolulu mayor’s race for running wildly negative and deceptive attack ads that implied candidate/former Governor Ben Cayetano (who opposed the city’s proposed light rail project–a darling of the local construction industry) was a criminal. Cayetano threatened to sue them after he lost the race, but instead dropped the matter when they issued a rare public apology. White’s campaign spending report shows that White’s campaign paid PRP on June 30, the last day of the filing period, which was also about two weeks after the company issued their apology to Cayetano. This kind of political firepower shows that White clearly knows this race won’t be a repeat of his earlier runs for office. In fact, he’s got three challengers running against him–Henry Kahula, Jr., Alex Haller and Molina. Kahula has run for office before, though never successfully. Born and raised in Hana, he told the couple dozen

people at a July 17 Haiku Community Association (HCA) candidates forum that he went to Kamehameha Schools on Oahu. After spending three years in the army, he said he worked as a driver– trucks, taxis, tour buses–before retiring. He moved to Paia in 1972, where he’s been ever since. As for why he’s running now, Kahula stayed away from specifics, but spoke as plain-spoken as you’d expect from a man who made a living, as he said, “on the highway.” “I thought there were things that needed to be done that were not being done,” he said at the HCA forum. “We’re spending money on stuff that’s not being done.” Haller is the opposite. Just 26, he’s currently working as a landscaper, as well as a member of Maui Invasive Species coqui frog eradication team. Born and raised in Haiku, he got a degree in business finance from Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. Like Kahula, Haller has no campaign finances to speak of, and is doing virtually no campaigning. But whereas Kahula speaks in general, commonsense terms, Haller’s interest in the seat stems from a very specific, even technical issue surrounding White’s insistence that Arakawa’s Launiupoko land deal appraisal was too high. “I went to a county meeting, and one appraisal had a $6.6 million valuation,” Haller told me in a July 18 phone interview. “I looked into his Discounted Cash Flow [DCF] analysis, and saw he used a 20 percent rate. His rate was different from another appraisal, which used a 15 percent rate. That’s why the [land] values came out so different. You couldn’t compare the appraisals in the first place. But none of the councilmembers knew about DCF analysis, and that was a huge red flag.” Haller declined to tell me whether he supported Arakawa’s actual proposal, but did say that he “support[s] open space.” The most recent campaign statements show White has $20,641.51 in the bank. Molina has just about a third of that–$6,478.53 (though Molina is far from a pauper–his Financial Disclosure Statement shows that he has an interest in the brokerage house Morgan Stanley worth between $100,000 and $199,999; White, by coincidence, earns between $1,000 and $9,999 a year from his stake in Morgan Stanley). Haller and Kahula have no campaign finance statements on file because they say they have no money. There were a variety of candidates at the small HCA forum, which focused entirely on the 13th District House race (a sprawling territory that covers Hana, Haiku, Kaupo, Kipahulu, Nahiku, Paia, Lanai and Molokai) and the MakawaoHaiku-Paia council district (Haller and White weren’t there, though–organizers said both had declined invitations). While most candidates (and even Rep. Mele Carroll) were content to stay in one part of the room before the official event began, Molina alone worked the room in a traditional sense, shaking hands with everyone he could. For the first decade of the 21st century, Molina–a former public school teacher–

served comfortably as Maui County Councilmember for the Makawao-Haiku-Paia district. His first race, in 1998 for an open seat, ended badly for Molina, with him losing to John Wayne Enriques. But two years later, Molina ran again. That time he won, unseating Enriques. So far, Molina hasn’t lost an election since. Term limits meant that his 2008 reelection would be his last, for at least a while. In 2011, Molina moved up a floor in the county’s Ka Lima O Maui building to the

Mayor’s Office, where he’s been working ever since on Boards & Commissions. “I was going to become a school teacher again,” Molina told me over coffee. “But then the Mayor asked me to join him. But I didn’t close the door to running again, as I told The Maui News in an exit interview in 2010.” He also denied that Arakawa asked him to run against White, the most vocal opponent of the Mayor’s Office in the last two years. He also denied that he’d be a “rubber-stamp” for Arakawa on the council. “The mayor and I have had our disagreements,” Molina said. “In the recent budget he said that he’d raise taxes if we didn’t get the TAT [transient accommodations tax] monies. We did get that, but I wanted to keep it simple.

And when he was mayor during his first term, he wanted to open the Hamakuapoko Wells. I was definitely against opening them until we could show there were no pesticides in the water.” Molina’s campaign materials haven’t changed much from a decade ago. In fact, they still include his name with a saxophone substituting for the “L”–a distinctive logo, even though Molina himself doesn’t play the instrument. “The advertising agency I was working

with when I first ran for public office in 1998 asked me what do people on Maui know about the Molina family,” Molina told me in an email. “Besides politics, the only other thing that came to mind was the Molina Brothers dance band which was popular from the 1930’s to the early 1970’s. My dad and several of my uncles played the saxophone. The ad agency suggested the sax in place of the ‘L’ in Molina and the rest is history. I have had people tell me they actually voted for me because they played the sax themselves and one person voted for me because he thought my logo was a tribute to President Bill Clinton!” The logo may be the same, but Molina’s running on some very different issues these days–affordable housing, helping homeless people and even

the environment are talking points he stressed with me and in his appearance at the Haiku Community Center. He also told me that both the Hawaii Government Employees Association (HGEA) and the local chapter of the Sierra Club had endorsed him. White’s Feb. 23, 2014 Maui News op-ed piece calling upcoming government worker raises “alarming” probably played a role in Molina getting the nod from the HGEA. But the Sierra Club? Molina is, after all, the same guy who a decade ago arranged to get a second Board of Ethics ruling after the first one said he had a conflict in voting on Makena development because of land interest he held there. “It was for his plastic bag ban,” Lucienne de Naie, who sits on the group’s executive committee, told me. She was referring the ban on plastic bags that Molina moved through the council in his last few years of office. “We interviewed Molina,” she continued. “White did not choose to be interviewed. Mike was very friendly, and his answers were acceptable.” During our chat, Molina told me that “White says he’s saving the county money,” but then handed me a copy of a county brochure (pictured left) that was mailed out before the council began its spring hearings on the 2015 budget. The full-color brochure–which was not paid by White’s campaign–includes White’s photo, a schedule of Budget Committee hearings, a pie chart showing the previous year’s budget priorities (listed under the helpful headline “What is the Budget?”) and a postcard–postage required–in which constituents can check off boxes for what they think should be the county’s budget priorities and then mail it back direct to White’s office. “That came out of his office budget,” Molina said. “There’s nothing illegal about it, but it also doesn’t show pictures of any other council member.” As far as negative campaigning is concerned, that’s pretty thin stuff. Councilmembers–like most legislators– have office budgets so they can keep their constituents informed. That some, or even most, tend to send out splashy newsletters and brochures during election year is one of many perks of being an incumbent. But then Molina told me something else–something a bit more damning. He said one of the reasons he’s running against White is that he’s simply not available for his constituents. “I still get calls from people who think I’m their councilmember,” Molina told me. “The last one was a few months ago. It’s somewhat flattering. I guess people felt I was more accessible.” I told Molina that White had often not gotten back to me when I made inquiries, and that he had yet to respond to my phone call for this story. Molina smiled. “Running a hotel is a tremendous responsibility,” he said. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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of Vietnamese beef salads with fish sauce and lime. They do Jerk Chicken and Jerk Swine with their own twist–no Scotch bonnets or habanero. The Jerk shows up in sandwiches and mains. They also have a selection of wraps, stuffed pitas called “Pirates pockets” and sandwiches. The menu serves salads of the day, a soup of the day and Island Gumbo. Just about everything is priced $6-10. Another surprise is the Tangerine Beef Stew. “The Asian influence lends itself to the tangerine in the beef stew,” says Joseph. “Not so much fine dining, but contemporary eating. More suited for today. Fine dining is for the birds. I’m more into contemporary. We hit it with a good price point. That is what I’m trying to do.” For Joseph, the beef stew really shows off what his menu is trying to accomplish. “I really hate the word ‘fusion,’” he says. “I ran Roy’s with Joey [Macadangdang] and started with Pacific Rim. When I broke off of Pacific Rim, my specialty went to Mediterranean and Italian. But I started with Asian cuisine, Japanese-style. The tangerine just fell into place for the dish. Growing up as a kid here in Kahului, I think we have some of the best citrus around, bar none. The sandy soil here in Kahului, in sand hill, the dirt. Growing up as a kid here in the hot summer days, the most refreshing thing you could eat was the citrus. Those were the best tangerines I ate in my life. I have eaten citrus all over the world and I’m partial to the hybrids we have here on Maui.” The cafe is open from 10 to 7pm Monday through Friday. Hea and Lou’s Cafe will celebrate its opening on Aug. 1 with a Hawaiian blessing at 4:30pm and sampling until 7pm. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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“We discovered it in the kitchen by accident. There was an argument over the correct way to prepare a tortilla and boom. We created a quesadilla, then topped it with more cheese, kalua pig and some green onion.” The Holoholo Pizza is great, partly because you really can’t go wrong serving tortillas smothered in cheese and meat. Originally the restaurant was a breakfast, lunch and dinner place, but they tossed out breakfast and are now focusing on lunch and dinner. Makani Kai’s menu has fish and chips, tacos, several different burgers and hot sandwiches and main entrees. Their island plates section serves kalbi, kalua pig, loco moco, teriyaki and a daily fish special, all served with rice and veggies. The pupus include ahi poke, chips and salsa, sliders, calamari and Asian fusion wings. They also do drink specials all day, including blended tropicals and mai tais. Makani Kai has live music from Fridays to Sundays, noon to 3pm. Bahl says he wanted people to get to have live music earlier, not just dinner time. On Thursdays, Benny Uyetaki takes the stage at 5pm. “Your typical vacationer is here 10 days,” says Bahl. “We get people that come repeatedly to eat and drink. That’s a badge of honor for us.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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eautiful, smooth music will resonate across Maui next Monday as the Arts Education for Children Group (AECG) presents the second annual Jazz Maui music festival. Jazz Maui doesn’t simply showcase concerts, but also allows local music students to participate in workshops under the leadership of artists like Tommy James, the music director of the Duke Ellington Orchestra. The week-long event will begin with a series (led by James) about big band swing, a vocals workshop led by Shari Lynn and a horn workshop led by trumpet player Valery Ponomarev. At the end of the week, there will be performances by these same artists as well as Amy Hanaiali‘i, the Na Ali‘i Big Band and the King Kekaulike Jazz Band. “It’s kind of this fully complete circle in the sense that these kids get the chance to work with these really incredible instructors and then see them and hear them play and, in a lot of cases, even being able to play alongside of them,” said Jazz Maui founder Bryant Neal. Neal thinks that the students and youth who participate in these workshops (at little to no cost) benefit exponentially from the program because they can bring these experiences into their professional lives and even beyond that. “Local students get a chance to spend three days with [James] in workshops and clinics on Maui, in their domain, that they don’t have to spend any money on so that, to me, really, truly says it all,” Neal said. These workshops were made possible by AECG combining resources with the high school band departments at King Kekaulike and Baldwin, which is where the seminars will be held. “We don’t have enough money to rent schools and round up all these kids,” Neal said. “Their programs don’t

have the money to go out and bring these people in and do that sort of thing so, by us teaming together, it’s like this ultimate everything working together.” After the last workshop wraps up, Amy Hanaiali‘i, five-time Grammy nominated artist and Hawaii’s top selling female vocalist of all time, will kick off the concert series with a performance in the Anuenue Room at the Ritz Carlton Kapalua on Thursday, July 31. “One of the first jobs that [Hanaiali‘i] had professionally was working at the Ritz Carlton,” Neal said. “It’s where she broke in her chops, so it’s kind of a homecoming concert for her.” Hanaiali‘i said she is thrilled to finally have the opportunity to perform in the Anuenue Room again. “It was the first place where I really started to hone my craft and really find my voice,” she said. “[The Ritz Carlton] takes me back in time to when I first started my career, that’s why the evening is going to be very special to me and I think that will relay over to the audience as well.” Clifford Nae‘ole, the Ritz Carlton’s cultural adviser, is one of the many people eagerly awaiting Hanaiali‘i’s return. “She literally grew up in the Anuenue Room,” Nae‘ole said. “This is an absolutely great setting for her to come back in and show off her new talents. She’s funny, she’s a local girl at heart and she knows when to turn things on. Her voice and her attitude on stage are magical.” Though most people know her for her Hawaiian music, Hanaiali‘i stays true to her roots in Jazz and R&B. Hanaiali‘i aspires to move the crowd just as famous classical artists (such as one of her personal favorites, Etta James) once did. “Those are the kinds of songs that you remember what perfume you were wearing, who you were dating,” she said. “Those are classic songs.” Audience members will be able to ex-

perience these classic sounds and songs throughout the Jazz Maui festival. Following Hanaiali‘i’s performance on Aug. 1, Ponomarev, Lynn and James will take the stage at Maui Arts & Cultural Center’s McCoy Studio Theater for Jazz Maui All Stars. There will also be free concerts in Ka’anapali at the Whalers Village Center Stage throughout the festival, which will include performances by local groups of

students and community members. The final performance of the festival will feature an orchestra comprised of members of Nassau Suffolk Performing Arts, the Moonglow All-Star Swing Band and Maui Community Band, all coming together under the direction of James for the Grand Festival Concert & Dance at the Sheraton Maui. “A lot of this stuff is free but to make it work, it’s about people coming out and supporting it,” Neal said. “I refer to this whole thing as music with a purpose. Concerts, music, everything we do–at the end result, it’s more than just the music experience.” Jazz Maui allows locals and tourists alike to relish in the enriching qualities of the arts and the festival itself aims to produce more appreciation for music and each other. “A lot of the settings turn into a social, cultural exchange,” Neal said. “Music is a language that everybody can use to transcend barriers of any and all sorts.” Jazz is a particularly special genre of music, especially to the promoters of this festival. “Jazz just kind of takes you to another place,” Nae‘ole said. “It’s something that you can dance to, something that you can listen to, something you can eat to, so Jazz encompasses the whole feelings of the heart.” For more information about Jazz Maui or to purchase tickets, call 808-283-3576 or go online to Jazzmaui.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

SCHEDULE Monday, July 28 and Tuesday, July 29 • The Story of Swing Big Band Workshop with Tommy James Free. 6:30pm. King Kekaulike High School (121 Kula Hwy., Pukalani) Wednesday, July 30 • Jazz Maui 2014 Master Class Series–Vocals with Shari Lynn $25. 5pm. Baldwin High School (1650 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Wailuku) • Jazz Maui 2014 Master Class Series–Horns with Valery Ponomarev $25. 5pm. Baldwin High School (1650 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Wailuku) Thursday, July 31 • Amy Hanaiali‘i Live at the Anuenue Room: A Homecoming Celebration Concert $45. 7pm. The Ritz Carlton (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua) • Chop Suey & King Kekaulike Jazz Band Free. 6pm. Whalers Village Center Stage (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.) Friday, Aug. 1 • Jazz Maui All Stars featuring Valery Ponomarev with Shari Lynn and Tommy James $30. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (1 Cameron Way, Kahului) • Coco Land Jazz Free. 6pm. Whalers Village Center Stage (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.) Saturday, Aug. 2 • Grand Festival Concert & Dance–The Story of Swing Big Band Concert $35. 7pm. Sheraton Maui (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.) Sunday, Aug. 3 • 21 Degrees North & Na Ali‘i Big Band Free. 6pm. Whalers Village Center Stage (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.)

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, JULY 24 ‘CLASH OF THE TITANS’ TOGA PARTY – This Thursday, ArtCORE Maui presents the classic 1981 Greek myth film Clash of The Titans at the Iao Theater. It’s a benefit for Mental Health Kokua and the public is invited to dress up in their best toga attire for a chance to win prizes! Here’s a chance to snap cool Instagram photos in front of themed backdrops, brush up on your Greek myth film trivia and boogie on down after the screening. Trevor FACE, Trish Da Dish, DJ Cudra Kraken and DJ Boomshot will get the party started. $10 WITH costume. $15 WITHOUT. 5:30pm-9:30pm. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku), Hawaiiarise.com. Photo courtesy Hawaii Rise

KITE FESTIVAL – Celebrate the e ancient Chinese Kite at the Hawaii Kite Association’s Festival Awakening at the Lahaina Cannery Mall this weekend. On Thursday, enjoy a talk story session about the history of kites while Friday will feature a kite demo (2pm-4pm). On Saturday, the festival ends with a special appearance by Kendama Riott at oing display at the noon. You can also see the ongoing haina Cannery Mall Cannery Mall throughout the weekend. Lahaina (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina), Lahainacannerymall.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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THURSDAY, JULY 24 ‘DISNEY CINDERELLA KIDS’ – The Maui Academy of Performing Arts (MAPA) presents Disney Cinderella Kids this Thursday through Sunday, July 24-27. Inspired by the Disney classic, the musical will be performed by the youth from this year’s MAPA Youth Musical Theater Camp. Music and lyrics are by Mac David, Al Hoffman and Jerry Livingston. $12 for adults, $8 for students (18 and under.) Friday at 5pm & 7pm and Saturday and Sunday at 2pm & 4pm. Steppingstone Playhouse (Queen Ka’ahumanu Center); 808-244-8760, Mauiacademy.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

MAYJAH RAYJAH – The MayJah RayJah returns to the Maui Arts and Cultural Center bigger and better than ever. This year, the island Reggae music festival will span two days–Friday and Saturday, July 25-26. Friday’s set will include “Boombastic’s” Shaggy, New Zealand’s Sammy J, “Let’s Do it Again’s” J Boog and Hawaii’s Bo Napoleon. Return on Saturday to see California’s Common Kings, Maui’s Inna Vision, Tenelle, Siaosi, Kiwini Vaitai and more! Quench your thirst with Hawaii’s best island and Reggae artists. Individual days and special packages available. $33-$70. 4pm Gates. 5:00pm show. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org. Photo of J Boog: Wikimedia Commons ons

FRIDAY, F FR R ID I AY Y, JULY JU U LY 2 25 F FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – And now it’s time for Maui Friday To Town Party to stop at the Azeka Shopping Center for Kihei Fourth Friday. T The evening will feature a diverse list of food vendors, merchants and live ente tertainment while the keiki zone is complete with bubbles, balloons, games, ka karaoke and more! Shop local crafters and connect with the beach town’s la laid back community. Free admission. 6pm-9pm. Azeka Shopping Center, Mauka (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), Mauifridays.com/kihei C

UHMC GUITAR SHOWCASE – If you enjoy baroque guitar, classical guitar and a dash sh of ‘ukulele, then you’ll definitely want to check out UH Maui College’s Music Department this weekend, ook forbecause they’re hosting a trio of guitarists for a free mini concert. Music enthusiasts can look e Yale ward to hearing Ian O’Sullivan, Arash Noori and Ray Zhou. Each is connected to the School of Music, and the performances will highlight UHMC’s music opportunities as well as 10 W. the importance of music education. Free. 12pm. UH Maui College ‘Ike Le‘a 144 (310 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Maui.hawaii.edu/music. Photo: Wikimedia Commons ns

SATURDAY, S SA TU RD TU R AY, JU JULY 26 AWA WORKSHOP – Maui Nui Botanical Gardens invites you to the ‘Awa circle this Saturday in their gardens. A plant root used to produce a sedative drink, ‘Awa is consumed throughout the Pacific during a variety of cultural ceremonies. Practitioner Kapono‘ai Molitau will discuss its medicinal values, varieties and cultural significance. $25. 10am-12pm. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului);808-249-2798, Mnbg.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

‘80s DANCE – Gannon’s After Dark flashes back to the Decade of Greed this Saturday and you’re totally invited! It will feature beats by Next Level Entertainment’s DJ Joe Cortez with host Jay J. Dress to impress in your best ‘80s gear and enter for a chance to win prizes. Designated drivers can enjoy free non-alcoholic beverages. Reserved tables are available for $15. 21+. $10. 9pm-1am. Gannon’s (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080, Gannonsrestaurant. Image: Wikimedia kimedia Commons

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SATURDAY, SATU TU U RD R AY, JULY 26 MAUI HIGH SCHOOL BAND BENEFIT DINNER – The Maui High School Saber Marching Band and Color Guard are inviting you to a benefit reception and silent auction this Saturday. Proceeds from the evening will go towards sending the Maui High students to the 2015 California New Year’s Rose Parade. Guests can look forward to live entertainment by Kumu Hula Uluwehi Guerrero and Derick Sebastian. Enjoy a dinner crafted by Makena Beach & Golf Resort and a variety of auction items just calling for your bids. 5:30pm-9:30pm. Makena Beach & Golf Resort (5400 Makena Alanui), Mauihighband.org.

BILL CHAMPLIN – This Sunday, Grammy winning singer/songwriter and Chicago band member Bill Champlin will soothe the MACC with his soulful jazz. He’s written and been featured on many songs–“In the Heat of the Night” and “Here In My Heart” are just two of his classic hits. “Age has done nothing to diminish his powers, and in fact, brings nuances to the material that a young cat just can't muster," Dennis Cook wrote in Jambase and Relix Magazine $30-$45. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SUNDAY, JULY 27 MHS BENEFIT NIGHTS AT CASANOVA – Help the Maui Humane Society when you eat at Casanova in Makawao on Sunday and at Bistro Casanova in Kahului on Monday. Grab dinner, drinks or dessert and 20 percent of the evening’s sales will benefit Maui Humane Society’s furry friends. The open door shelter conducts adoptions, vaccine clinics and offers spaying and neutering procedures. 5pm-9pm. Casanovamaui.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SUNDAY, JULY 27 MINI MOREY CHALLENGE – This Sunday, we’ve got the Mini Morey Challenge at the Maui Tropical Plantation. On the front lawn there will be a family-friendly obstacle course and scavenger hunt. There will also be massage tents, chiropractic services and entertainment, so go prepared to enjoy serious fun in the sun. Vendors will include The Gym Maui, Banana Boat, Clif Bar, Vita Coco Coconut Water, Krank Cycles Maui, Java Cafe and more! Free. 12pm-3pm. The Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy. Waikapu), Moreyinc.com. Photo courtesy 808 Photo Me

READ ALOUD AMERICA – Make going to the grocery store fun with Whole Foods’ Story Time this Sunday. Join Aunty Joanne with Read Aloud America as she makes stories come to life through the art of storytelling. You’ll be able to enjoy healthy snacks and pick a book to take home but be sure to bring your imagination. Read Aloud America promotes family literacy through various outreach programs. Free. 2pm. Whole Foods Market, Cafe area (70 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), Wholefoodsmarket.com. Photo courtesy Whole Foods Maui Facebook page

MONDAY, JULY 28 JAZZ MAUI – The Arts Education for Children Group is presenting Jazz Maui 2014. It starts Monday, July 28 and runs through Saturday, Aug. 3. The festival will feature performances from Valery Ponomarev, Tommy James and Hawaii’s Amy Hanaiali‘i. Jazz Maui will also provide various workshops for musicians including one on horns with Valery Ponomarev, a Big Band Swing seminar with Tommy James and a vocal gathering with Shari Lynn. Performance venues include the MACC, The Ritz-Carlton Kapalua, Sheraton Maui, King Kekaulike High School and the Whalers Village Courtyard. For the full festival schedule and ticket purchase information visit Jazzmaui.org or call 808-283-3576. Photo of Valery Ponomarev courtesy of Jazz Maui

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Monkeys See, Monkeys Take Over Everything ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ is grim, but visually stunning ★★★★★ Rated PG13 / 130 Min.

en years after Rise of the Planet of the Apes, the massive army of angry, enlightened and collaborative apes have taken over much of the United States, with few humans visibly around to threaten them. The once adorable Caesar (Andy Serkis, whose eyes burn through a mask of CGI pixels) is now the magnetic leader of the apes, keeping a close watch on his kingdom and maintaining peace and order. The arrival of humans, seeking the help of the apes, touches Caesar’s buried feelings of compassion towards his former captors. His cunning second in command, Koba, lacks compassion for humans and aims to eliminate the remaining humans on Earth. As it was in the previous Planet of the Apes prequel, the special effects work is so staggering, there were only a few, tiny moments where I took notice of the CGI.You’ll believe you’re watching “real” apes, acting alongside their human co-stars. This is an amazing achievement in using special effects as a storytelling tool.

But while always compelling, this is also an overlong, depressing film with humans that are never as interesting as the talking apes. Director Matt Reeves made a big splash with his canny, found footage monster movie Cloverfield, then lost his footing with a useless remake of the perfect Let the Right One In. Here, the forcefulness of the filmmaking matches the confidence in the storytelling, reminding me of James Cameron. This is a huge, risk-taking film that incorporates superbly manipulated CGI with an unapologetically grim story. Here’s my problem: I admired the film but in no way enjoyed a story devoid of “fun.” This is humorless, grim and quite violent at times, with a story that progresses in ways that are inevitably bleak. Fans of the original films and Rise (a smaller but more emotionally engaging film that I prefer to this one) will note the ways this is smartly aligned with the establishing franchise. I was also pleased by how the story addresses racism (as a sci-fi allegory, of course), as we see bigotry between humans and apes, the harm it causes and how an understanding is

Hey, who let that gorilla in?

essential for survival. As the leaders of the human race, Jason Clarke and Gary Oldman are well cast and evoke the sadness that comes with a decade of hopelessness. Unlike the foolish efforts of the cast of the latest Transformers debacle, these actors skillfully underplay, finding the dour truths in their roles and never try to upstage or out-act their amazing, CGI-enhanced co-stars. Even with a great ensemble (and a nod to James Franco’s good turn in the prior installment), the ape characters rule the movie as much as they do the planet. The actors playing the apes, including Serkis, Judy Greer and dozens of others, spent filming in motion capture suits. This means (as fans of visual effects artistry know) that the real actors performed opposite the “apes,” an odd sight of humans

attired in tights, covered with spots and a camera rig, in order to digitally transfer their performance onto the CGI apes inserted later. The final synergy of the CGI apes and the actors embodying them is startling. Serkis’ commanding turn is noteworthy, but so is the work of Toby Kebbell as Koba; this is an exceptionally scary villain. The scene where Koba exploits his appearance, performing as a stereotypical zoo creature in order to deceive a couple of gun toting humans, is truly chilling. Parents take note: the PG13 isn’t a joke. Not since Greystoke has a film about apes been so vividly brutal and cruel. Reeves opens and closes his film with a close-up of Caesar’s eyes. It’s appropriate. He’s watching us and, likewise, we can’t take our eyes off of him, or the rest of those damn dirty apes. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Lucy-R- FRI-WED 10:20 11:20 12:30 1:30 2:40 3:40 4:50 5:50 7:00 8:00 9:10 10:10 She’s Dating A Gangster- NR- FRI-WED 12:05 2:30 4:55 7:20 9:45 Sex Tape-R- THU 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45, FRITUE 10:30 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45, WED 12:45 3:00 5:15 7:30 9:45 Transformers: Age of Extinction 2D-PG13-THU 11:30 3:15 7:10 10:30, FRI-WED 11:30 3:15 7:10 10:30 Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes 2D-PG13-THU 11:45 2:30 8:00, FRI-WED 11:00 1:45 4:30 7:15 10:00 Begin Again-R-THU 12:15 2:35 4:55 7:15 9:30 Snowpiercer-R- THU 11:00 2:00 4:50 7:45 10:35

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DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES - PG13 Sci-Fi/Action - The damn, dirty apes are close to taking over the world, but a band of plucky humans are still fighting. See this week’s film review. 130 min.

HERCULES - PG13 - Action - Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson plays Hercules. Expect to see a lot of swords and bare midriffs but precious few talking raccoons. 98 min.

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LUCY - R - SciFi/Action - Scarlett Johannson stars in this story about a woman who fights bad people because she’s able to use 100 percent of her brain pan. 90 min. SHE’S DATING A GANGSTER - NR - Romance/ Comedy - Teens get caught up in a false romance, originally designed to make an ex jealous. Stars Kathryn Bernardo and Daniel Padilla. 105 min. WISH I WAS THERE - R - Comedy/Drama - Zach Braff plays a 35-year-old who reexamines his life, sadly without the help of a talking raccoon. 106 min.

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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 - PG - Animation - It’s like the first How To Train Your Dragon film, but with more dragons. 102 min. MALEFICENT - PG - Family/Action - Angelina Jolie plays a bitter witch or something who curses an infant princess, only to realize the girl may hold the key to her (the witch’s) happiness, or something. 97 min. PERSECUTED - PG13 - Action/Mystery - An evangelist goes on the run after being accused of murder–Murder!–when he refuses to approve some senator’s religious reform proposal. 91 min. SEX TAPE - R - Comedy - A married couple (Cameron Diaz, Jason Segal) lose their sex tape. 94 min. TAMMY - R - Comedy - When a woman loses her job and finds out her husband cheated on her, she does what we all do: take a road trip with her profane grandmother. Stars Melissa McCarthy and Susan Sarandon. 96 min. THE PURGE: ANARCHY - R - Horror - No, it’s not

the story of yet another diet craze gone horribly wrong, though that would make a great flick. This one’s about people trying to survive a night in Los Angeles. Can you imagine anything more horrible? 103 min. TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi/Toy Commercial - More giant robots that stomp around, blowing up everything, less Shia LeBeouf. Stars Mark Wahlberg and Nicola Peltz. See this week’s film review. 165 min.

LAST CHANCE BEGIN AGAIN - R - Comedy/Music - A disgraced music industry exec (is there another kind?) and a young musician randomly meet, collaborate and make the world a sweet, lovely place. 104 min. MONTY PYTHON (MOSTLY) - NR - Comedy - It’s a live broadcast of a Monty Python reunion show thing! Who knows how many min. SNOWPIERCER - R - Action/Sci Fi - It’s the future, some climate change experiment nearly wiped everyone out and the survivors ride a train around the world. Cool. 126 min. THE FAULT IN OUR STARS - PG13 - Drama/Romance - Love story about two teens–one needs an oxygen tank, the other has a prosthetic leg–who fell for each other in a cancer support group. 125 min. THIRD PERSON - R - Romance - Three couples interconnect in three love stories set in Rome, Paris and New York. 137 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS THE ALLIEZ - Fri, Jul 25. Maui’s Q103 presents the Alliez live with special guest Lawaia and Maui’s most popular DJ/MC Irie Dole of Q103 and Jah Warrior Shelter Hi-Fi. This is a perfect event for those still trying to get their dance on after the big show in town. Come up to the North Shore and get down to some sweet island vibes, meet new friends and party Maui Reggae style! 21 and over. Show starts at 10pm, $10 at the door. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. SUPREME BEINGS-UNDERGROUND HIP HOP - Sat, Jul 26. Bring all your friends to Paia Town this weekend for a rare chance to hear some live Hip Hop on Maui with the Supreme Beings and special guests Ill Gorillaz & DJ Wok. 21 and over. Show starts at 10pm, $10 at the door. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com. AN-TEN-NAE - Sat, Jul 26. Journey Upcountry this weekend and check out An-ten-nae with special guests DJ Chunx and DJ TRVR. 21 and over. Show starts at 10pm, $20 at the door. Pre-sale tickets are available at Eventbrite.com. Casanova. (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com SOLO SESSIONS: BILL CHAMPLIN - Sun, Jul 27. Musician Bill Champlin is probably best known for his role as keyboardist in the group Chicago. His featured spots on the hits “Look Away” and “Hard Habit to Break” are among his mainstream highlights. But Champlin’s defining work with the Sons of Champlin and as a songwriter put him on the musical map long before he joined Chicago. Tickets are $30, and $45. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99; kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com ‘LEGALLY BLONDE: THE MUSICAL’ - Based on Amanda Brown’s novel, Heather Hach’s book and the 2001 MGM film, Elle Woods (played by Casey Murphy Hughes), Warner Huntington III, Emmett Forrest and the girls of Delta Nu will appear in this local rendition of the law school comedy. The former Hawaiian Tropic girl will give Harvard a run for its money when she proves that there’s more to her than blonde locks. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays and 3pm Sundays. $17$28. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

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to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Jul 26. Join Japengo’s sushi chef in their chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com PERSIAN COOKING CLASS TO BENEFIT GROW SOME GOOD - Sat, Jul 26. Join Chef Paris Nabavi as he hosts an intimate group in his home to learn, eat and play all things Persian. Nabavi hosts the benefit cooking class monthly at his home kitchen and organic garden. Funds raised help support the efforts of Grow Some Good in Maui’s local schools. Reservations required. $100 per person. 6:30-9:30pm Chef Paris Nabavi’s Home (Ka‘anapali); Chefnabavi.com

2014 YOUTH ART EXHIBITION - Mon-Sat. This unique exhibition showcases the work of youth participating in Hui’s summer art camps and includes a family day celebration that’s free and open to the public. Featuring art by nearly 200 Maui youth, this exhibition is an explosion of vibrant creativity showing us all the extraordinary possibilities unlocked by visual arts education. Free. 10am-4pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center. (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560. 3 SOLO EXHIBITS: ROSE ADARE, GABBY ANDERMAN, MAY IZUMI - Tue-Sun. Three female artists will share the gallery space. Their work draws from counterculture, bohemianism, sexuality, instinct and playful fantasy. The three exhibitions are: Rose Adare: “Restraint and Revolution;” Gabrielle Anderman: “Fear, Letting Go;” and May Izumi: “Cloud Formations and Other Phenomena.” Free. 10am-5pm. Schaefer International Gallery. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787. JAN SHANER - Thu, Jul 24. Janet Shaner has an incredible ability to capture color and light. In addition to studying oil painting, Janet has studied drawing, mixed media, portraiture, and fashion design. This event is a unique opportunity to observe this talented artist at work. Free. 11am4pm. Maui Hands-Hyatt. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali) 808-667-7997.

2 Come and celVANILLA DINNER - Sat, Jul 26. c’O O with a ebrate Tahiti Fete at Pacific’O h. vanilla dinner on the beach. A four course Tahitian vanilla inspired menu from executive Chef Anton. RSVP required. $58+ per person. 7:30pm. Pacific’O (505 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-4341

CRYST CRYSTAL DOUGLAS - Thu, Jul 24. S Sunrise Shells are shells onl only found in the Hawaiian Is Islands. Once only worn by H Hawaiian royalty, the rare Hawaiian Sunrise Shell is a deep water member of the scallop family and lives at depths in excess of 150 feet. Every SunUT O CK rise Shell from Kaimana CHE EEK N C Creations is found by A W C o owner Crystal Douglas THE YOU . OF S an and made into a wearable K E 19 G A PIC P work of art. Free. 4-9pm. Maui ON Hands Hands-Hyatt. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘an Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997.

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PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - Every Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali). ROCK & BREWS- ROCKIN’ SUMMER CONCERT SERIES - (Every Mon-Thu through Aug. 28) They will highlight a playlist of the “best of” songs from some of rock’s biggest names, including: The Rolling Stones, KISS (two of its members partially own the joint), The Eagles, Elton John and more. 9pm-close. Rock & Brews. (120 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9011; Rockandbrews.com/paia RAINBOW DINE-OUT GROUP - Tue, Jul 29. The Rainbow Dine-Out Group is an opportunity for our LGBT ohana and visitors to meet socially and enjoy a delicious meal. 6pm-8pm. (Every third Thursday, rotating location). 808-446-0549

ART LINDA RYAN - Sun-Sat. Featured Artist Linda Ryan will present a variety of new watercolor and oil paintings. Surfers, scenes from Maui and Gauguin-inspired art will be in the show. Free. 9am-5pm. Lahaina Arts Society-Banyon Tree Gallery. (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111.

A RIEL QUIRO ARIEL QUIROZ - Fri, Jul 25. Ariel Quiroz will paint portraits in the gallery. Her drawing and portraiture mixes realistic effects with Impressionism and Expressionism. Quiroz’s art stimulates the imagination and translates feelings into arresting images. 12pm-3pm. Maui Hands. (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com ARIEL QUIROZ - Sat, Jul 26. Same as above, but in Paia. 12-5pm. Maui Hands Galleries. (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); Mauihands.com CLAIRE BLAHNIK - Sat, Jul 26. Artist Claire Blahnik will be at the gallery to show off her beautiful oil paintings. She likes to use oil to capture Maui's beauty more than other mediums. Her pieces represent her favorite aspects of the island lifestyle and culture. 11am-3pm. Maui Hands. (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008; Mauihands.com ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES- Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE JAZZ MAUI 2014 ALL-STAR CONCERT - Fri, Aug 1. This event will feature an evening of world class jazz with performances by Russian trumpeter Valery Ponomarev of Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers; Honolulu vocalist Shari Lynn, who performed with George Shear and award-winning pianist Tommy James, the music director of the Duke Ellington Orchestra. Pre-show performance

in the courtyard at 6pm by Na Ali‘i Big Band. Tickets are $30. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MISS SAIGON – Fri, Aug 15 - Sun, Aug 24. From the company that brought you last summer’s smash hit Les Misérables, MAPA LIVE presents Miss Saigon on stage for the first time ever on Maui. This raw and heart-wrenching love story of a Vietnamese bar girl and an American Marine during the fall of Saigon features a cast of 45 performers and a 25-piece orchestra. Not recommended for children due to mature language, sexuality and violence. $15-$65. Maui Arts & Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org AUGIE T–SO DUMB 2014 TOUR - Fri, Aug 15. Hawaii’s favorite comedian is back to produce and film his sixth one-man statewide comedy show. It’s been three years since his last one-man show, but Augie’s been busy: the “Laugh for Relief” Comedy Tour in March 2014 with Filipino American comedian Rex Navarrete, the “Na Alii of Comedy Tour” in 2013 and the 2012 show “Portuguese Kings of Comedy.” Tickets are $20, $35. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAUI CALLS 2014 - Fri, Aug 8. It’s the MACC’s annual signature fundraiser gala. Enjoy delectable pupus created by chefs from stellar Maui restaurants, paired with premium wines served by vintners from boutique wineries around the world. This year’s theme is “Celebrating the Songs of Hawaii” and the music will be flowing. The gala starts with a fresh flower lei greeting and Hawaiian music serenade. Highlights include fabulous selections in the live and silent auctions, a concert with a surprise musical guest and dancing under the glowing glass roof of the Pavilion. The famous Maui Calls Live and silent auctions offer chances to bid on hundreds of items, from art and jewelry to golf and travel packages–always with some very special “Uniquely Maui” items found in no other fundraiser. 21 and over. 6-10pm. Individual tickets are $175. Pavilion/Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org BOBBY LEE - Thu, Aug 21. He’s an actor and comedian best known as a cast member on MADtv (2001-2009) and for his roles in the films Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Pineapple Express and The Dictator. Lee also starred on the NBC show Animal Practice and can now be seen as a regular guest on E!’s Chelsea Lately as well as The Burn on Comedy Central. He’s been touring the country year-round with his hilariously unpredictable stand-up. Tickets are $20, $28 and $38. Show starts at 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ISLAND BREEZE WITH JEFF PETERSON, KENNY ENDO & RILEY LEE - Thu, Aug 21. Island Breeze is a trio of musicians who’ve come together to create some new and beautiful music. Grammy award winning slack key guitarist Jeff Peterson and shakuhachi (Japanese flute) player Riley Lee have been working together for many years. They joined forces with taiko master Kenny Endo in 2012 during a week-long artists residency in Honolulu. The trio put together a program of refreshing music–like an “island breeze”–and presented it in concert at the University of Hawaii Manoa’s Orvis Auditorium. Come and hear this magic multi-cultural music collaboration for yourself. Tickets are $30 and $45. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; www.mauiarts.org SOJA + MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD - Fri, Aug 29. SOJA’s music, a blend of Reggae, go-go,

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D.C. hardcore, Latin, rock and hip-hop, is about finding the happiness and peace that everyone deserves; their live shows are an explosion of energy and positivity. Michael Franti also knows about the power of music: how it can inspire, uplift and make people want to dance or cry, and he and his band Spearhead are known for the communal spirit they create. Tickets are $39.50 advance, $45 day-of; VIP $80 advance, $85 day-of. Gates open at 5pm. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HAWAII INTERNATIONAL TROPICAL FRUIT CONFERENCE - Fri, Sep 12-Sun, Sep 14. Geared toward farmers, educators, orchard managers and proponents of sustainable agriculture, the weeklong event is presented by the statewide Hawaii Tropical Fruit Growers and is open to the public. The conference is titled “It’s All About Production” and offers a variety of breakout sessions, plus visiting researchers and agro experts. Considered the world’s leading expert on post-harvest technology, the University of Hawaii’s Dr. Robert Paull will do a dinner presentation on “Phenology, Productivity and Profits.” Those registering before Aug. 1 will enjoy a discounted fee of up to $75. Kahili Golf Course. (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); Hawaiitropicalfruitgrowers.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JULY 24 GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, JULY 25 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes

Karaoke 9pm

Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

NASA’S ASTEROID GRAND CHALLENGE There are over half a million known asteroids in our solar system, and a portion of these Near Earth Objects (NEOs) will approach earth at some point. The hunt is accelerating to find other asteroids and Maui is at the forefront of the hunt with the PanSTARRS premier asteroid hunting tool. This event and challenge is free and open to the public. 6:30pm. Institute for Astronomy Advanced Technology Research Center. (34 ‘Ohi’a Ku St., Pukalani); 808-573-9500; Ifa.hawaii.edu

SATURDAY, JULY 26 TI LEAF MAKING IN KIPAHULU - Cultural practitioner Pi‘ilani Lua will teach ti leaf lei making in the Kipahulu District of Haleakala National Park. The activities are part of Hana No‘eau, the park’s new cultural demonstration series which features local residents. Hana No‘eau means “to demonstrate and honor the traditions of the Hawaiian people.” The series, which started on June 14, has featured other local cultural practitioners including Bolly Helekahi (coconut leaf weaving) and Patricia Gomez (feather lei), and Judy Kinzer (hula). The series is funded by the Hawaii Pacific Parks Association, a non-profit partner of the park. The cultural demonstrations occur in the Kipahulu District between 1-3pm on the second and fourth Saturdays of June, July, and August. For an updated list of planned events, visit Nps.gov THE FASCIANATION METHOD / MYOFACIAL RELEASE WORKSHOP - Are you frus-

MON-Lawaia @ 10pm, TUE- Bartenders Mix, WED-Jessica & Kanoa @10pm

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and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm. Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

TUE-Willie K, $10 9pm WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm, TUE - Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia & Friends 6:308:30, WED-Andrew Corradini 6:30pm

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trated with chronic pain? Learn how to manage pain by taking care of your Fasical Organ System. Learn a pain management technique that works. Call or email to register. $60. 8am, 10am or 12pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-6737; epchrisco@gmail.com VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, JULY 27 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

MONDAY, JULY 28 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

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James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, JULY 30 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award winning artist every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am. Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004

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FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com. ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm. Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy., Hana). KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm. Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm. Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com. HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm. Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy., Hana). FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource stu-

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Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm. Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2288; Longhis.com.

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods. 8:30am-11:00am. (95 Lipoa St., Kihei).

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MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm. Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com

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DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988. CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

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JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukaua 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

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No matter what happens, you seem to retain an enviable sense of humor, and a consequent ability to have fun. Even when dark and heavy shit goes down, you manage to see the funny side of it. Most of the rest of us have a hard time maintaining that ability to smile in the face of tragedy, despair or existential ennui. This week, look around for those who need the kind of uplift that only you can provide, then give it to them. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Like the silken fluttering of a moth’s wings at the edges of your mind, you know you’re forgetting something. It’s one those tiny details that so frequently slips beneath your notice and gets left out of your hectic schedule. Usually these have consequences no more serious than a late fee at the DVD rental place, so you’ve gotten used to not worrying about them. This time, however, the unforeseeable repercussions are more annoying and severe; if I were you, instead of brushing that nagging little signal away when it comes, I’d sit down and try to figure out exactly what it’s trying to remind you of.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

This is no mechanical bull you’ve mounted. There are no soft mats scattered around nearby to cushion you when you tumble. This is the real thing, and there’s no audience, and every chance of a goring if you lose your grip. In other words, hang on. The stakes are much higher than just entertaining your drunk friends at a cowboy bar. But so are the rewards; if you manage to get this particular beast used to you, you’ll have gained a formidable ally, and lost any particular urge to prove yourself to those who foolishly doubted you.

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Symbiosis is your keyword this week. Think of the squirrel, busily burying nuts for future consumption. It forgets about some, which ultimately sprout and become new sources of food for the rodent’s descendants, as well as benefiting the tree they came from. Or perhaps you’ll be more like the bird that gets fat picking parasites off the beast that could kill it. There’s an enviable opportunity this week to generate a new—if not affectionate, at least mutually beneficial—arrangement this week (with your landlord, boss, or neighbor, most likely) that will dramatically improve your quality of life. Don’t miss it.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Your sign’s symbol is the Ram, because of their tendency to fearlessly wander into precariously high places. You’re just as brave as that plucky mountain goat—just slightly less surefooted. Luckily, you compensate with a skill not hinted at in stereotypical descriptions of your sign: tumbling. The talent most in demand this week will be your ability to fall—if not painlessly, at least recoverably—from lofty heights. When you’re screwed over this week, pick yourself up, please—I’ve got money riding on this one, and if you come through, I’ll let you know which asshole had the audacity to bet against you.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Ten years ago, the spacecraft Messenger headed towards Mercury, clothed in a hand-sewn ceramic cloth quilt to protect it from close proximity to the sun. I love the idea of the pinnacle of human technological achievement being protected by a quilt—the scientist who made it even had to get sewing tips from his mother. Mom must’ve been pretty surprised to learn the skills she acquired in Home Economics class in junior high would be used to protect a spacecraft from 700-degree heat. You’ll be similarly astounded this week, when a skill you picked up ages ago—probably as a kid—have an eminently useful application you’d never previously imagined. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Most of us have had to eat our words at one time or another; you’ve eaten whole books, thick hardcover tomes that scratched like hell all the way down. The coolest part about having your convictions overturned and reversed (after you get over the shock and embarrassment) is that you really understand how differently people can see things. Instead of sitting on the fence forever, like those wishy-washy Librans (who have a theoretical understanding of both sides of an issue) you get to actually be on both sides. Use that experience this week; even though in this case no argument is likely to overturn your convictions, hopefully it’ll at least trigger your empathy and understanding. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Be Kali this week. Destroy the old to make room for the new. There are only so many open slots in your life, and some of them are, quite frankly, currently held by people and time-eaters unworthy of the privilege. Cut them off. You have standards to uphold, after all. And even more importantly (and urgently), several Persons and/or Opportunities of Quality are clamoring outside the door to your life, awaiting entrance. Cull the crowds inside to make some space. Do it now; if you wait until next week your unwanted guests will have chained themselves to the furniture, and you’ll never be able to evict them.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Your stubbornness will be the end of you. You keep insisting on learning lessons the hard way, and then you act surprised when it hurts like hell. Resist digging in your heels for once. Every so often, someone comes along who’s wiser than you, and tries to gently lead you in the direction you’re headed anyway, only by a much better route than the one you’d chosen. When one of these kind and well-meaning souls tenderly takes your arm and steers you away from the foolhardy path you’ve taken, don’t jab them in the ribs with a sharp elbow and continue on your way with indignant pride. Just humbly and graciously turn aside from the bad choice you’ve made and simply go with them. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Ticks tend to trigger a visceral disgust, especially when they’re so engorged that removing them risks a bloody explosion when they pop in your hand. Most people just scream and point at the swollen bloodsucker, and wait for someone with a sturdier disposition to dig it out. Unfortunately, the human tick who’s been quietly feeding on you has gotten to exactly that stage—freeing yourself from that discreet parasitism will most likely result in a filthy mess. Still, you wouldn’t leave an actual tick nestled in your armpit just because you were too squeamish to deal. Don’t wait for help—it’ll be too long in coming. Just grit your teeth, get a grip and yank it out. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

With those who’ve made the cut into your inner circle, you’re generous and nurturing to a fault. The rest of the unwashed masses, however, you can occasionally be a bit stingy with. This week, broaden your concept of who’s “family” to include at least a handful of folk who might otherwise miss out. Some of them will of course be ungrateful brats, totally undeserving of your kindness, as you suspected. But at least a couple will end up being so cool and sweet that you’ll wish you’d figured out how supremely wonderful they were ages ago, and wonder how you missed it before.

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