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LOVED, HATED MANAO HANA HOU RADIO STORY As President of the Board of Directors of Mana’o Hana Hou Radio, I would like to take the opportunity to thank for your recent story about “the Rebirth” of the station (“Free Radio Redux,” June 26, 2014).

After reading it I noted that no credit was given to the people who worked tirelessly with Tony to make all this happen, nor was any mention of those who gave selflessly with financial support to make this happen.

While we appreciate Forest for his program and respect Don Woods, the entire schedule of programming would not be possible without an excellent cast of other passionate broadcasters that should be given their due.

To add this to your story would

then give recognition to all those who made the new station possible, and all the broadcasters the recognition that they all deserve.

We also must give credit to the volunteers that upgraded the current studio and those who helped in the move.

Finally allow me to add my personal comment. When this undertaking started, the goal was to give the community of Maui a gift of great eclectic music that could not be found anywhere else on the Island.

-Alan M. Sheps, via email

LOVED JERSEY BOYS, HATED REVIEW The critical comments given to the movie Jersey Boys by Barry Wurst, I must say, were the worst I’ve ever heard (“Jersey Boys,” June 19, 2014). Having seen it twice, with plans to see it a few more times, I am of the opinion that it was a fantastic movie all around.

[It had] a fabulous selection of Valli’s musical hits and an extremely well done job by John Lloyd Young as well.

Hats off to Clint Eastwood. Plus, this is not only my opinion, but everyone I spoke to coming out of the theater after the film raved about it as I have and also commented on the Wurst article as the “worst” they’ve ever heard. So, ignore the critic and go see the movie. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

-Cheri Staub, via U.S. Mail

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1. On Monday, June 30, which Hawaii legislator Tweeted “Outrageous #HobbyLobby ruling lets bosses restrict #freedom of women’s health decisions” in response to that day’s Supreme Court ruling on Burwell v. Hobby Lobby?

A. Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard B. Congresswoman Colleen Hanabusa C. U.S. Senator Brian Schatz D. U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono E. Hawaii State Rep. Kaniela Ing 2. This week the Hawaii State Ethics Commission released the 2014 Gifts Dis-

closure Statements (which cover the 12 months between June 1, 2013 and June 1, 2014) for state legislators and key employees. Match the following gifts with the Maui legislators–Rep. Mele Carroll, Rep. Kaniela Ing, Rep. Justin Woodson, Sen. J. Kalani English and Sen. Gil KeithAgaran–who received them: A. Fruit Basket ($35) from Street Bikers United Hawaii B. Ten pounds of Fuji apples ($35) from Goodfellow Brothers C. Package of Li Hing Mango ($4) from Pastor K. Ko & First Assembly of God ohana D. Airfare, hotel and transportation ($5,000) from the Republic of China (Taiwan) E. No gifts at all

3. On Friday, June 27, the Maui County Mayor’s Office sent out a press release on an event scheduled for Monday, June 30. What was the event?

A. The addition of a new county bus B. The opening of a new recycling center C. The installation of a new traffic signal D. The remodeling of a local park’s restrooms E. The resurfacing of a major highway

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So last week, The Maui News published another of those regular but all-too infrequent summaries of Maui Police discipline against its own. On June 24, the paper reported that the department busted five cops in March and April of this year, ranging in punishment from letters of reprimand to a 10-day suspension and transfer–the latter of which fell on an officer for “breaching confidentiality and committing a criminal act in September.”

As usual, none of the officers names are included in the story (to say nothing of the exact nature of the above “criminal act” that got one Maui PD officer in trouble).

I could find no mention of any disciplinary actions taken against MPD personnel (the minutes of the Commission’s June 18, 2014 meeting–when The Maui News presumably got their recent disciplinary information–are not yet online).

In any case, the next summary of police discipline we get might have a bit more information. That’s because on June 20–four days before the above story came out–Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie signed SB 2591 into law. That bill “Requires additional detail and updating for annual reports to the Legislature of police misconduct” and mandates that the departments retain disciplinary records for 18 months.

We’ll just have to wait and see whether that changes the way the Maui Police Department makes public information on internal

Do people care when this happens to cops?

This is, as we’ve reported before (“#MPDFAIL,” June 23, 2011), because state law protects the identities of police officers who’ve been disciplined by their department. It still mandates that departments provide regular (if vague) summaries of discipline, but it can keep the names of those charged confidential.

Still, The Maui News story seemed a little thin for my taste, so I emailed Maui PD’s Lt. William Juan–their public information officer–asking him for a copy of the report The Maui News had used to prepare their June 24 story. His response surprised me: “This information was given during the Police Commission meeting,” he emailed on June 26. “There was no report. Only the statement that was provided by Maui News.

The Police Commission meeting is open to the media if you want to attend.”

My mistake was in assuming that the Maui PD was putting these summaries of internal discipline into writing. In fact, the information is apparently only given verbally during Maui Police Commission meetings. Which wouldn’t be too bad, I suppose, if the Maui Police Commission kept verbatim meeting minutes. But they don’t–they're just summaries.

In any case, even going back 18 months,

disciplinary actions in a substantive way.

HOW DID THOSE LITTLE FIRE ANTS GET INTO THE ANDAZ RESORT? About three minutes after we ran last week’s story about how little fire ants were infesting the Andaz Maui Resort in Wailea (Coconut Wireless, June 26, 2014), questions from readers (and my colleagues) started rolling in. How did the ants get there? Where did they come from?

These aren’t trivial questions. Considering the potential dangers little fire ants pose to

people and pets, it would be best if state and local agriculture officials not only contained the infestation (which seems to have happened) but also isolated the source of the ants so they don’t spread elsewhere (which does not seem to have happened).

In its own June 21 story on the Andaz infestation, The Maui News reported some vague speculation from Maui Invasive Species Committee (MISC) Manager Teya Penniman, who initially refused to disclose the name of the Wailea hotel where the ants were found in the first place: “She said the little fire ants were found in the vicinity of dracaena palms, suspected of having been imported from the Big Island, where little fire ants have become well established since arriving there in 1999.”

As far as who on the Big Island may have supplied the vegetation that contained the ants–or even if that’s how they arrived–no one can really say. When I asked Maggie Holmes, who handles public relations for the Andaz, she referred me to the state Department of Agriculture (DOA): “The Hawaii Department of Agriculture is doing the follow-up on the finding, so they would be the best source to answer your question,” she said. But the Hawaii DOA wasn’t much help either.

“They [DOA inspectors] could not pinpoint how LFA got there,” said Janelle Saneishi, the state Department of Agriculture’s Public Information Officer, in a June 27 email. “It is a new hotel with new landscaping from different sources. It was confined to the landscaped area, so it’s a good guess that it arrived on some plant material. Sorry, can’t be be more specific.”

State officials using phrases like “could not pinpoint” and “good guess” aren’t likely to calm down resident and visitors fears–especially when official government statements on little fire ants takes such an alarmist tone.

Here’s an excerpt from the website Fireantfreemaui.org, which is sponsored by state and local governments and organizations: “Little fire ants (LFA) are devastating communities across the Pacific. Passive and deceitfully small in size, these South American imports pose a grave threat to Hawaii. They can deliver a painful sting, blind animals, and reduce biodiversity… If we do not stop the spread of the little fire ant we stand to lose much of our agricultural industry. We will lose our ability to grow our own food, enjoy our yards, and hike through the forest. Ground

Overheard “Dairy be damned, I’ll take the pain.”

-Woman on Lahainaluna Road, June 28

nesting seabirds and sea turtle hatchlings will be attacked, along with many of our rare insect species. Once little fire ant is established, there is little hope of eradication.”

That’s a terrifying scenario. It would be nice if the actions of state and local agriculture officials were as aggressive as their rhetoric.

BY THE NUMBERS: STATE CANDIDATE FILING FEES An interesting footnote to The Great Neldon Mamuad Abortive Mayoral Candidacy Trial Thing that happened last week in Judge Peter Cahill’s Second Circuit Courtroom concerns political candidate filing fees in the State of Hawaii.

During the two-day hearing (which ended with Mamuad officially tossed off the ballot), Cahill said that he familiarized himself election laws and processes. And during that research, Cahill told the court on the last day of the hearing, he discovered that the fees the state Office of Elections charges people who run for office were “very different” from office to office–but not in the way he expected. It was clear that the finding amused Cahill, but the matter didn’t even rise to the level of side issue to the Mamuad matter, so Cahill moved on after about a minute.

But after the trial, I went to the Office of Elections website to see the various fees for myself. They’re all there, buried in the 2014 Candidate’s Manual: U.S. Senator/Representative: $75 Governor/Lt. Gov: $750 State Senator/Representative: $250 Maui County Mayor: $500 Maui County Council: $250 So, if you want to run for the U.S. Senate–one of the most elite and powerful legislative bodies in the world, that will only cost you $75. But you think you have a shot at being Maui County Mayor? That’ll be $500. As Cahill noted, this says something about our state’s elective priorities.

Of course, there are discounts available for state and local offices (Governor and below on the above list). Should candidates agree to sign on to the state’s “voluntary campaign expenditure limits,” then the Office of Elections will slash their filing fees to just 10 percent of the posted rates. (Candidates who declare themselves “indigent” can have their filing fees waived.)

That discount seems great, but saving money up front by restricting your campaign spending could easily haunt you later. That seems to have been what went through Linda Lingle’s mind back in her unsuccessful 1998 governor’s run, when she decided to withdraw from the expenditure limits. According to an Oct. 10, 1998 Honolulu Star-Bulletin article, that required her to return more than $130,000 in public funds. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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JAPANESE CULTURAL SOCIETY OF MAUI HANDS OUT SCHOLARSHIPS The Japanese Cultural Society of Maui (JCS Maui) has awarded two 2014 Maui high school graduates $1,000 scholarships. The selection criteria for annual JCS Maui Scholarship includes the student’s interest in perpetuating the Japanese culture, how his or her education will assist in perpetuating the Japanese culture and his or her present and past involvement in Japanese organizations, as well as academics and community service participation.

The 2014 scholarships went to Christie Kimura and Kristen Kagoshima.

Kimura is a 2014 graduate of Seabury Hall. She will attend Waseda University in Japan where her major course of studies will be Political Science and Environmental Study. Kimura, the daughter of Glenn and Kyoko Kimura, has studied tea ceremony and tutored the Japanese language. She hopes to further her knowledge of Japan, its culture, economy and sustainability during her studies.

Kagoshima graduated this year from Maui High School. She will attend Oregon State University and study psychology. Kagoshima, the daughter of Joel and Cindy Kagoshima, is a long-time member, teacher and songwriter of Maui Taiko and a member of the Japanese Club at Maui High School. She hopes to study abroad in Japan in the future to increase her understanding of the Japanese culture.

Donations for the scholarship may be made to the Japanese Cultural Society of Maui and mailed to P.O. Box 5090, Kahului, HI 96733.

-Suzanne Kayian

-Ashley Probst

NEW ECYCLING HOURS As they begin their 15th year of service, the Maui County Electronics Recycling Program (Ecycling) has announced new hours which will come into effect on Saturday, Aug. 2. Currently, Ecycling is open every Tuesday and Saturday from 9am-1pm. Starting

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Looking for a way to give back this summer? Starting on July 2, Hawaii Independent Energy began hosting their Fueling Dreams fundraising event to help benefit Special Olympics Hawaii. From July 2 through Aug. 5, participating Tesoro2Go gas stations will accept donations for Special Olympics Hawaii athletes.

“It’s a way for the entire community to fuel the dreams of these athletes who work hard year-round so that they can proudly represent our state and our country at no cost to them or their families,” said Eric Lee, the general manager of Hawaii Independent Energy’s retail group, in a June 30 company press release.

Since it started nine years ago, Fueling Dreams has raised $416,000. This year’s goal is to raise $34,000.

“We are so thrilled to continue to work with Tesoro and the new Hawaii Independent Energy leadership to help fuel the dreams of our local athletes,” said Nancy Bottelo, Special Olympics Hawaii president and CEO, in the same news release.

“For more than 20 years, the company has been one of the biggest champions of our athletes and the funds they provide is [sic] invaluable to allow our athletes to win and thrive on the playing field and in life.”

As part of the fundraiser, everyone who donates to the cause will be entered into a drawing to win one of three Tesoro fuel cards, each worth $500. For donations of $5, you will receive one entry and for donations of $20, you will receive five entries. Donations are not required to enter the drawing.

There are 28 participating Tesoro stations overall, including four locations on Maui:

For more information about Special Olympics Hawaii, call 808-943-8808 or go online to specialolympicshawaii.org.

Ebb & Flow Arts, Inc. (E&FA), Hawaii’s only nonprofit presenter of modern music and multimedia events, recently received a grant worth $20,000 from Edward T. Cone Foundation in New York City. This support from the mainland will help E&FA finish its current, six event season and allow for the production of a second digital album of solo and chamber music by Edward T. Cone. The album will feature artists from across the country who perform at E&FA concerts including the Ebb & Flow Ensemble, Duo Diorama, Sarn Oliver & Friends and pianist Adam Tendler.

Founded in 1999 by composer and pianist Robert Pollock, E&FA aims to enrich and enlighten people from across the globe by educating children and presenting contemporary music, art and multimedia events. “We fulfill our mission by presenting concerts and education programs to the public,” said Pollock in a June 25 press release.

“This recent grant from a foundation devoted to the perpetuation of new American music continues to make our work possible.”

E&FA will offer their North South East West Festival of New Music this summer.

All events are free and will feature the following artists: • Adam Tendler, Solo Piano Recital (Friday July 11, 7:30pm) at the Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao) • Vox n Plux, Chamber Ensemble (Sunday, Aug. 10, 5pm) at the Aali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center at Seabury Hall (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao) For more information, contact Ebb & Flow Arts by calling 808-876-1854 or email ebbandflowarts2013@gmail.com.

on Aug. 2, Ecycling will be open every Tuesday from 2pm-6pm and every Saturday from 8am-1pm.

Electronics cannot go into our landfill, so it’s crucial that any and all unwanted pieces of technology are brought in during business hours, to be recycled properly. Go online for a full list of the types of electronics that Ecycling will and will not accept. All Ecycling services are free to residents and business.

Businesses with more than one pickup truck load of material must stack their recyclables on standard 4x4 pallets and wrap them securely. A forklift is on-sight to help unload trucks, if necessary.

“We want to thank everyone for using our service and keeping our communities cleaner and safe,” said Ecycling Program Administrator Marty McMahon

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in a June 23 press release. “Electronics are federally designated hazardous waste and they are dangerous, particularly to our soil and groundwater, so please recycle responsibly.”

For more information, visit Habitatmaui.org or call the Ecycle Hotline at 808280-6460. The Ecycling center is located at 901 L. Main St. in Wailuku.

-Ashley Probst ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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California Polytechnic State University at San Luis Obispo has a huge, 350-student “viticulture and enology” program, preparing its majors for an industry critical to the state’s economy (and with a venerable international cachet)–but puritanical state law continues to hobble it. Many in Cal Poly’s four-year winemaking program must arrange for a fifth year–after they turn 21–because, otherwise, faculty and administrators could be felons for “furnishing alcohol to a minor” when they assign students to taste their own class creations. The current California legislative session is considering allowing underage winemaking students to sip and spit.

is the “Prisoners’ Smellemma,” in which players mix obscure samples in a test tube and smell the result to guess what their opponent used.)

GREAT EAR ART! Artist Diemut Strebe offered his 3D-printed re-creation of the famous ear of Vincent van Gogh for display in June and July in a museum in Karlsruhe, Germany–having built it partially with genes from a great-greatgrand-nephew of van Gogh–and in the same shape, based on computer imaging technology. (Van Gogh reputedly cut off the ear himself, in 1888, during a psychotic episode.) Visitors can also speak into the ear and listen to sounds it receives.

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On dairy farms across the country, cows bizarrely queue up, without prodding, to milk themselves by submitting to $250,000 robots that have recently become the salvation of the industry. According to an April New York Times report, this advance appears to be “win-win” (except for migrant laborers watching choice jobs disappear)–more efficient for the farmer and more pleasant for the cow, which–constantly pregnant–usually prefers frequent milking. Amazingly, cows have learned the drill, moseying up to the precise spot to engage the robot’s arms for washing and nipple-cupping. The robots also yield copious data tracked from transponders worn around the cow’s neck.

Researchers from the Polish Academy of Sciences, writing recently in the journal Zoo Biology, reported witnessing 28 acts of fellatio by two orphaned male bears at a sanctuary in Kuterevo, Croatia–the firstever report of bear fellatio and the payoff from 116 hours of scientific observation over a six-year period. In each case, the researchers wrote, the older male was the receiver, and the researchers speculated that the episodes were less sexual in nature than a reflection of the bears’ “early deprivation of maternal suckling.”

THIS WEEK IN COW GAS Argentinian agricultural scientists in 2008 created the “methane backpack” to collect the emissions of grazing cows (with a tube from the cow’s rumen to the inflatable bag) in order to see how much of the world’s greenhouse-gas problem was created by livestock. Having discovered that figure (it’s 25-30 percent), the country’s National Institute of Agricultural Technology announced recently that it will start storing the collected methane to convert it to energy. In a “proof of concept” hypothesis, it estimates that about 300 liters of methane could power a refrigerator for 24 hours.

SCIENTISTS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN Bioengineers who work with Dictyostelium slime molds held the “Dicty World Race” in Boston in May for a $5,000 prize and intellectual adulation in August at the Annual International Dictyostelium Conference in Potsdam, Germany. The molds oozed down the 800-micrometer (0.0315 inches) track, lured to the finish line by ordinary bacteria that the molds normally enjoy. A team from the Netherlands beat out 19 others for the coveted prize.

(Among the other “games” scientists play, mentioned in the same Nature.com story

THE FINE POINTS OF THE LAW Paul Stenstrom, 62, lived comfortably in his Palm Harbor, Florida, home from 2002-2014 without paying a penny of his $1,836 monthly mortgage bill, exploiting federal bankruptcy law that forces foreclosing creditors to back off once a debtor files for protection. Stenstrom and his wife filed 18 separate petitions in that 12-year period, according to an April Tampa Bay Times report, until a judge recently cut them off. The Stenstroms were spotted recently preparing to relocate–but Stenstrom said he was considering buying the Palm Harbor house back (since the price has dropped because of the foreclosure).

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS Several “professional organizers” in New York City told a New York Post reporter in May that this summer is far busier than in years past for clients who need help packing their kids’ trunks for summer camp. One consultant, who charges $250 an hour, said it is as if moms fear that the slightest change from home life will stress out their little darlings. Some mothers’ attention to details include packing the same luxury bedding the campers sleep on at home, along with their special soap and candles and even separate plastic boxes to provide the cuties with more storage space. ■

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BY JEN RU n an era of digital disruption for musicians, Hawaii-born artist Kawehi has found her edge. Her music has blossomed through videos on YouTube and Vimeo. She produces music with her computer and digital instruments–known in the industry as looping– and has become a one-woman show phenomenon, especially with the success of her “Heart Shaped Box” cover. She’s also formed part of her core following and created albums through Kickstarter projects and sells her own releases on Bandcamp.com.

This Saturday, July 5, Kawehi will perform at the Millhouse as part of her national tour launching her new album Robot Heart.

We spent some time asking her about going viral, her recent Kickstarter success and how it all compares to performing in real life.

First off, you live in Kansas?

Angeles for music–and after living there for 10 years, I was ready to leave. I think LA is a wonderful place when you’re young and needing that

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drive and competition–it’s a great place to discover yourself. But I was ready for a quieter lifestyle, and my husband had stumbled on this beautiful recording studio out in Kansas that was incredibly cheap, and we were broke living out in Los Angeles. So we moved, and I love it here in Lawrence!

When was your first gig as a performer?

Man, I can’t even remember!

I’ve done some shows when I was a teenager. I think my first performance was in high school at Brown Bags! I didn’t win. But as an adult, I think my first gig was at a bar in LA. I don’t remember much of it–I was so nervous. I remember having a lot of tequila, but the rest is pretty blurry!

Were there times in your career where you questioned your decision to be a musician?

Nope, never. There were times I thought we’d lose our house though–times where we were so

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broke we were eating Top Ramen Saimin every day. But throughout all of that, I’ve never questioned being a musician. It’s my passion. There’s no Plan B for me.

What inspires you to write songs or create mixes?

I get inspiration from anything and everything. But I think it’s important to remember that you have to do the work, too. Some people just wait for inspiration to hit. Not me–I work at it every day. I set aside time every day to come up with a new idea.

When did you start making videos, and why has that become an important to you as an entertainer?

I realized after my first Kickstarter project–which failed miserably– that I needed content, and lots of it. So we started making videos, and I noticed that my fan base started to grow quickly. Nowadays with the Internet, every-

one’s so hungry for content. I can put up a new video and someone’s asking me five minutes later when the next one’s coming out. I think videos are a great way to reach a larger fan base–I’d say almost half of my fans come from outside the US. It really is amazing how many people you can touch through videos.

You make the videos look so easy, like it’s just one take and they’re done. How do you do them, and are they really shot in your living room? Who decides if there’s wine or no wine?

Some of them have lots of practice behind of it–well, most of them, really. But all the videos are shot in one take. I usually practice first how I’m going to perform the loop live, and then we shoot. My husband shoots all my videos–edits them, shoots them, does everything. All of them are shot in our house, unless we decide to put on a pig suit and dance in the middle of a field.

But “Heart Shaped Box” was totally different. We literally had just ordered pizza

Your original “Telescope” hypnotizes me, and I can listen to it over and over. What are your favorite original songs to perform?

Thank you! “Telescope” is fun to do. I love doing “Anthem” off of my new EP–lots of vocal layering.

Or getting quiet with just my electric guitar and doing “20 Years.” I have fun doing all of my originals, it’s too hard to choose.

Who inspired you to get into the entertainment business?

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“Heart Shaped Box” was picked up by the digital press–there were articles in Esquire, Spin and HuffPo, just to name a few. What was that like?

It’s still weird. I have never done this to be recognized, so when it finally happened, I was like, “What?” It was completely unexpected and I wasn’t prepared for it.

Were you prepared for your Robot Heart Kickstarter project kicking ass? Tell me about that moment when you realized that your $3,000 goal was funded for $28,900, and what you’ll do with the extra funds.

I thought it was a hoax. Seriously, I kept thinking, “there’s no way this is real.” I’ve done six Kickstarter projects and five of them were overfunded, but almost a thousand percent funded? No way.

Doing these projects really shows how much people believe in you. I think that’s why they are so hard to do (besides the loads of work that goes behind it). You’re asking complete strangers to believe in you, so much so that they are willing to back you financially to make this dream of yours come true. It’s an incredible feeling.

With the extra funds, I was able to throw some funds back into the community I live in. I had a local graphics designer put together the artwork for the CDs and DVDs. I was able to get a little help making the rewards–usually I have to hand-make every single thing. But this time, I had help! And being that I had four times the number of backers as I usually do, I was happy for it! I also get to tour and play for my fans live, throughout the country. That

is an incredible experience, and I couldn’t have done any of it without the support of the Robot Heart backers.

You had done other Kickstarters, but this one seemed to take the cake. Was it the pink pig suit or robot theme?

The theme definitely helped. That’s why I always have a theme to each project. It gives people something more than the music to get excited about.

But really, it was the video going viral that took it to that next level. I think before “Heart Shaped Box,” my project was about 300 percent funded. And then with less than a week to go, the video tripled that amount.

One of your Kickstarters funded a film. Is your USA, The Project tour documentary and live album completed?

What was your most memorable performance?

I think this whole Summer Tour that I’m on is the most memorable. For the first time in my life, I’m playing to hundreds, thousands of people who are actually there to see me.That’s never happened before. It’s more terrifying; I really feel like I need to do my best. Because my fans are traveling far and wide to come out to see me play, I don’t want to disappoint them. But that feeling–getting out there and people are just so pumped to see you perform–it’s an incredible experience.

How did you get involved in digital production, looping sounds/ music? Did you need an IT person or does that come naturally to you?

I’ve always wanted to try looping, but never had the balls to do it. I was ready for a change–I got tired of just playing a guitar and singing. So I just jumped right in. No IT person: just a shit ton of practicing.

Tech has been a big part of your music career, not just with your instruments and setup but also

It is! I did it specifically for those USA backers though, so we’ll have to see if it’ll become public:

Technology really gives me a sense of no limits, creatively. And that’s an incredible feeling to have. With the setup I have, the possibilities are endless.

Will you have any advance copies of Robot Heart at the Hawaii shows?

Yes, I will! Be sure to pick one up.

What do you consider your greatest musical accomplishment?

Doing all of this independently.

No label, no management–no huge team behind me. Just my husband and myself. We’ve come a long way on our own.

Will this be your first time performing in Maui?

Yes! And I’m so stoked! ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more local events, visit: mauivents.com

KAWEHI With special guest Kanoa Saturday, July 5; Doors open at 7:30pm Tickets $20 advance, $25 door, reservations for tables of 8 available The Millhouse, Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu) Mauitropicalplantation.com Odinworks.net Kawehi.com

Lucky backers! Tell me about growing up in Hawaii and how that affected and contributed to your being a musician.

Growing up in Hawaii… Well, ask any Hawaiian out there and they will respond “Lucky We Live Hawaii!” I think growing up in Hawaii has given me a sense of roots, somewhere I know I’ll always have ties to. I’ll never forget that. I can’t imagine what it would feel like growing up without a sense of culture. Music is also a huge part of that culture, and I think growing up surrounded by people who love music really made a huge impact on my life.

What advice would you give other aspiring young Hawaii musicians?

Never quit. Work hard. Nothing worthwhile just falls in your lap.

You have to work at it, everyday, always. I’m still learning.

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and opened up a bottle of wine and did that video in one take as a test run for his new cameras. I was practicing for some shows in Austin, so it really was this spontaneous video. So it always blows my mind when I think of how big it became.

No one. I’ve really just made music because I love to do it and can’t imagine ever doing anything else in my life. But the business side of it? I have no fucking idea what I’m doing, yo.

how you reach your audience and get fans. Do you have a strategy?

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The Generation Of Ladies Night Casanova celebrates 25 years in Makawao do a show. Then we started doing the shows on our own. You have to ride the wave and be alert enough to catch it.

MT: Why did the pizza oven going in your restaurant make front page of The Maui News?

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GC: When we got the restaurant we completely transformed it. The oven was the first wood burning oven on Maui. It was major news in 1989. The Maui News at that time was also the only source of information for Maui. Radio was very little. So The Maui News was there along with the forklift. That wood burning oven has been on 24 hours a day, seven days a week for 25 years. At night, we cover it with a lid. In the morning, they open it up and stoke the fire. Those ovens are built to last generations. That oven, and our pizza, has 25 years of mana.

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MT: Casanova is iconic Upcountry.

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he restaurant business on Maui can be ruthless. You open, you’re hot, then three months later you’re not and you’re gone.

Some go the distance, but not many.

This weekend, the Upcountry Italian dining and dancing establishment known as Casanova celebrates 25 years Upcountry with a float in the Makawao Rodeo Parade.I recently talked story with owner Giovanni Cappelli about how Makawao has changed, how Casanova puts mana in their pizza and what lay behind the Ladies Night baby boom.

MT: How did Casanova make it when so many had failed before?

MAUITIME: How did you get the lease on the restaurant?

MT: I think of Makawao as a sleepy little town. How did nightlife make it big Upcountry?

GIOVANNI CAPPELLI: Our cafe started in 1986 with the deli. It was how we arrived in Maui. Next to us there was this cowboy place that was basically dead. So one day they just left. At that time, the lease was with Bob Longhi. Immediately we called Bob and he asked me what zodiac sign I was. I said, “I’m a Taurus.” He said, “Okay you got it. I like Taurus. Taurus can have the lease.”

The whole interview with Longhi was about my Taurus sign–thank God I was a Taurus and I got the lease. Of course I’m Italian and Bob Longhi had a lot of appreciation of Italy. Italy was in his heart even if he was not really Italian. But the zodiac sign was the clincher in the deal. He was right: look, I am still here.

GC: Bob had the lease but he did not own the property. The property was owned by the Molina family. They were the original family that did what it was originally called: Club Rodeo. It was a USO club, a place where the officers, the soldiers and marines could go. It was around World War II. The Molina family also had a famous swing band, the Molina Swing Band, that played there.

GC: Our luck was that we arrived in the transition phase. The end of the paniolo era in Makawao and the beginning of the gentrification of Upcountry. We immediately hit it big on the live entertainment.

There was no Maui Arts and Cultural Center and the music scene was totally lacking. We packed the place with shows like Cecilio and Kapono, Taj Mahal, Kool and the Gang, War and CJ Chenier. Blues was big–Maui was all about heavy duty rock. Barry Flanagan [of Hapa] had a rock band called The Penetrators, and the girls flocked to the shows.

MT: How did Casanova come to be the poster boy for the no-smoking movement?

GC: In the 2000s, Dr. Nat was doing a packed salsa show every Friday night. That was killed by the no-smoking [rule]. One night, the place was so full of smoke, Nathan came to me and said, “we have to stop this.” So maybe I was a little buzzed, but I made a quick judgement. I got onstage and said, “From now on, this is a no-smoking establishment.” The Friday after that, no-

MT: I bet you have lots of stories to tell about 25 years of Ladies Nights on Maui!

GC: Ladies was one of the very first nights we started. Immediately, it was the place where young people meet. Now the competition is the computer. Ladies night is still the biggest event consistently ongoing for 25 years. The music changes, the DJ changes, the girls change. Well the boys change, too–even if the boys just stand there with their damn Heineken in their hands while the girls do amazing erotic things with their bodies. When I was young, I didn’t even dream about that. I like that the girls are in charge of their sexuality nowadays. They’re not afraid to put it out there. The boys, they eventually get picked up.

The happy times that happen under this roof! One of my cooks: her parents met at ladies night, and then they had her, and now she cooks for me. There is this constant rotation of people who meet me and tell me, “we met at Ladies Night at Casanova.” Some of them may move on the next morning. But for a lot of them, it turns into a relationship and they get married. Some of them make children that are now 20 years old and come back to Casanova. Some of them work for me. It’s the generation of Ladies Night. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

MT: Didn’t Sam Kinison perform here, too?

GC: Sam Kinison performed right there on the stage a week before he died in a car accident. He was an asshole. He had a private helicopter bring him from the Big Island to Maui, and he took a limo from the airport to Makawao. He performed two shows.

There are a lot of artists that performed here that are not with us anymore. Richie Havens, he was amazing. All the connections with the blues musicians and shows–it was not in my original plan. It just happened because we met a promoter who wanted to

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MT: There is a lot of history in that building. What was it before Casanova?

GC: Longhi got it from the Molina family and the cowboys ran him out of town in about six months. He renovated it and put money in it. In 1981, he got it from the Molina family. From then on, it was three or four businesses that failed. Piero Resta had it for about eight months before us. Frank Silva, the head of the liquor control department, had it as a restaurant for a bit. Many people tried the spot, and finally these Italians arrived. We hit it big not only for the food, but because we hit the music scene.

GC: Bad food kills you in a restaurant.

Good food is the beginning of the conversation. What people look for is a place where they recognize everybody. We’re like the Cheers of Makawao, where everybody knows your name. The charm of Casanova is when you go there, you’re likely to see somebody you know. So if you are having an illicit affair, don’t show up here. Go to Kula Lodge.

body showed up. Jacques in Paia started a Friday night salsa with smoking.

I just can’t even imagine having people smoking like it was then. So I became the poster boy for the stop smoking movement. I flew to Oahu to testify. I was really mad because I lost a major night because I said no more smoking. I was the very first nightclub in the state to go smoke-free.

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The Prince MAPA’s teen production of ‘Pippin’ shows what’s important in life

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his Saturday marks the beginning of two weekends at the Steppingstone Playhouse as the talented teens of MAPA’s Teen Summer Musical Theatre Camp present their rendition of the Tony Award-winning Broadway musical Pippin.

The play showcases a magical performance troupe that tells the story of Pippin, a young prince searching for meaning and his purpose in life. The cast includes teenagers from ages 14 to 18 who have dedicated more than 200 hours to intense training in acting, dancing and singing.

With 30 students from six different Maui high schools and two students from the mainland, this year’s summer production is filled with many diverse talents.

Director Sally Sefton said that MAPA always tries to pick a show that has a message for the kids. “It’s not just about beautiful songs and nice dancing, it’s about what they can take away from the show,” Sefton said. “For me, the lesson of Pippin is that it’s not about being elevated to some high status in life, it’s not about riches, it’s not about asserting your strength through war. It’s about love. It’s about the human heart.”

Sefton said that she’s seen a lot of these teens grow as actors over the course of time and is excited for them to perform a play with more adult themes. “It’s hard to find a play that’s kind of sophisticated enough for the kids that’s also considered kid-friendly,” Sefton said. “At the same time, these kids, we’ve worked together for the last four or five years so they’ve sort of grown into this play.”

The original play incorporates a lot of sexuality but Sefton toned it down for MAPA’s version of the story. “There’s this song in which Pippin is supposed to have

all these women and it’s very sexy in the original but we made it into a ballet,” Sefton said. “The same thing is implied: that he has all of these women that he falls in love with but it’s done in a much more tasteful and elegant way. It’s beautiful.”

Choreography Katie Higuchi said she was excited to be able to mix the original choreography with her own ideas, such as in the scene described above. “A lot of the choreography in this version of Pippin is actual Broadway choreography,” Higuchi said.

“That’s not all that common when you see a high school show somewhere, so I’m really proud of the way it looks on the kids.”

Higuchi had the privilege of studying under Ann Reinking, who learned the choreography directly from Bob Fosse, the director of the original Broadway production. “She’s sort of a second generation student of Bob Fosse and she is teaching this whole style of dance that even the most advance dancers in this group have never done,” Sefton said.

Higuchi said she is very impressed by how well the teens of MAPA have adapted to Fosse’s nuanced style. “I’ve been so lucky to have this group of kids who are really getting the style,” she said. “They’re enjoying it and rising to the occasion.

We have some of MAPA’s best singers and dancers, probably the island’s best singers and dancers. These kids are really good.”

Musical director Marti Kluth said that these young actors have some of the best qualities anyone in show business could have. “They’re dedicated, they’re talented, they’re enthusiastic, they’re great as a team and they work together very well,” Kluth said. “A lot of them are return students to MAPA who have done shows in the past, so they really bring a certain amount of expertise to the camp.”

Cast member Emma Smith is one of those students. “This is my seventh play here at MAPA and I think that this is going to be the coolest because we get to do a whole bunch of magic and really explore our character,” Smith said. “It’s going to be different than all the other characters I’ve played before.”

Sefton said that she is particularly proud of another return student, Kaimana Neil, who was cast as Pippin. “He’s grown to be such a great singer, dancer and actor,” Sefton said. “On stage he lets you in, in a way that’s rare and really powerful.”

Neil said that it wasn’t hard to develop a connection to his character because everyone goes through the struggle of trying to define themselves. “Everyone is always just looking and trying out different things that they can do,” he said. “People have so many different careers over their lifetime and you just want to find that one perfect thing that suits you. I feel that way and it definitely relates [to Pippin].”

Sefton and Kluth agreed that their favorite part of the show is the scene in which Neil sings “Morning Glow.” “It pretty much makes me cry every time I see it because it’s about people having hope,” Sefton said. “[Neil] is so brilliant at singing that song, he’s such an open-hearted performer.”

Kluth said that Neil sings this song extremely well and when the rest of the cast chimes in, it makes the scene even more powerful. “They’re just doing a killer job with it,” Kluth said. “The harmony is awesome, the lead player is awesome and it’s a really poignant and tender and important scene.”

Sefton said that she feels very blessed to be apart of this group, as a director and

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also as an educator. “This camp is about more than just putting on the show, the show is kind of a vehicle for teaching,” Sefton said. “I want the kids to grow as actors but also as people.”

As opening night approaches, this cast of teens are ready to use the skills they have learned throughout the course of this camp, both on and off stage. Jacob Aloi, who flew out from Utah to play Pippin’s half-brother Lewis, said that he’s so happy to have the opportunity to perform in this show. “I got the chance to go to New York and see [Pippin] on Broadway and to this day, it is my favorite show ever,” Aloi said. “It’s going to be fantastic. Definitely come see it.”

Pippin runs six performances: two this weekend on July 5 and July 6 along with four more shows July 10-13. Pippin is rated PG and is recommended for ages 13 and up. Tickets can be purchased online or at the customer service kiosk at Queen Ka’ahumanu Center. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s events blog at: mauivents.com

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, JULY 3 MAKAWAO RODEO & PARADE – Saddle up for the 59th Annual Makawao Rodeo (July 3-6) and the 49th Annual Makawao Paniolo Parade (July 5). The Rodeo never ceases to entertain with four full days of qualifying rounds, bull-riding, team-roping, mugging, barrel racing and more.

Friday’s Bull Bash will amp the crowd for Saturday’s Colorful Hawaiian Style Parade (9-11am), complete with rodeo royalty, pa’u riders, classic cars, cowboys, cowgirls and local celebrities.

Park at the Oskie Rice Arena Rodeo Grounds and take the free shuttle to the parade (7-9am) and then back to the rodeo grounds(11:30am). Rodeo: $15 Adults, $10 Seniors, Students, $5 Kids. Oskie Rice Arena (Olinda Rd., Makawao), mauimapp.com/rodeo.html.

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COCKTAILS FOR A CAUSE – Cool off this summer with South Shore Tiki Lounge’s Cocktails For A Cause menu. Tiki Lounge will donate a portion of sales from this special menu to local nonprofits. To make the deal sweeter, Sammy’s Beach Bar Rum will match the donations. Guests are invited to toast their favorite causes with tropical cocktails like the Pirate’s Wish (Plant a Wish), Maui Moonrise (Hawaii Animal Rescue Foundation), Hana Slide (Kihei Youth Center) and the Big Bruddah (Big Brothers Big Sisters). $7-$10. South Shore Tiki Lounge (1913 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444, Southshoretikilounge.com. Photo courtesy Sammy's Beach Bar Rum

FRIDAY, JULY 4 LANAI PINEAPPLE FESTIVAL – The Pineapple Isle celebrates ates its annual Lanai Pineapple Festival this Friday (2-6pm) and Satday urday (3-9pm), July 4-5. Complete with a parade on Saturday (3pm), the festival will take place in the heart of Lanai City at Dole hibiPark. Enjoy crafts, games, food booths, activities, prizes, exhibiating tors and entertainment from Weldon Kekauoha. All culminating on Saturday with a firework display (9pm). Expeditions will run a special late night ferry to Maui on Saturday at 10pm. Call Exty), peditions to make a reservation. Dole Park (Lanai City), Lanaipineapplefestival.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commonss

FIREWORKS CRUISE – Hop aboard one of Pacific Whale Foundation’s vessels for an oceanfront view of Lahaina’s firework display on the Fourth of July.

What’s even better is that you can avoid the Pali congestion by setting sail from Ma‘alaea Harbor. The cruise features pupus, Hawaiian barbecue-glazed ribs, potato-macaroni salad, rolls, sliced watermelon and triple chocolate brownies.

Guests can choose up to three cocktails from PWF’s fully stocked bar as well as unlimited non-alcoholic options. Trips depart from Ma‘alaea Harbor at 6pm, 6:45pm and 7pm and Lahaina Harbor at 7pm. Guests may also opt for the non-alcohol cruise, which leaves Ma’alaea Harbor at 6:30pm. 808249-8811 ext. 1, Pacificwhale.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, JULY 4 LAHAINA FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION – Front Street goes red, white and blue during this year’s Fourth of July Celebration. The fireworks go off at 8pm. You can also warm up your vocal chords at the sixth annual Lahaina Karaoke Contest at the Wharf Cinema. Not much of a singer? George Kahumoku Jr. and the Hawaii Institute of Music will be serenading passers-by on the Lahaina Public Library lawn. KPOA 93.5 FM will broadcast all evening from Hard Rock Cafe. And don’t forget to grab an event T-shirt. Free. 5-9pm. Near Hard Rock Cafe (Front Street, Lahaina), Visitlahaina.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Wailuku First Friday returns with a full lineup of entertainment, food and community. Body Alive Yoga kicks-off Independence Day weekend with another round of d free yoga (4:45 pm). Stroll Market Street, shop local merchants and pick up dinner from the town’s eateries and evening’s food vendors.. e Pau hana with friends in the beer and wine garden and enjoy live o music at every corner. Don’t miss out on the action by tuning in to fthe live feed at Wailukucam.com. Grab a coffee from Wailuku Cofku fee Company and enjoy the community. Free. 6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Market Street), Mauifridays.com.

SATURDAY, JULY 5 THE STEPPAS – The Sports Page and Q103 are presenting the Big Island’s The Steppas this Saturday. Making their Maui debut, this roots Reggae band has toured the US and have landed on top iTunes and Billboards Reggae charts. The Steppas performance will celebrate the group’s CD release To You From We. Joining the lineup will be local favorites Jordan T and Inna Vision. $10. 9pm doors.

10pm show. Sports Page (2411 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0602; Thesteppas.com.

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MAUI THING B-DAY – Maui Thing is celebrating their sixth birthday in style. To kick off the store’s “Cheers to Six Years” celebration, Mishka and the Freeradicals Projeckt are ready to rock Wailuku Town with a free concert. Models wearing Maui Thing’s new summer line will join the band onstage for a stunning circus-themed fashion show. After the show, all are welcome to dance the night away with DJ Jorel at a Market Street Dance Party. The event is for all ages, and will include face-painting and balloon animals for the keiki and a photo booth in the Maui Thing store. Drinks will be available for purchase.

Free. 6:30pm to 9pm. Maui Thing (7 N. Market St., Wailuku). 808-249-0215. Mauithing.com. Photo: Jen Russo

SATURDAY, JULY 5 BOBBY INGRAM TRIBUTE NIGHT – Diamonds Ice Bar presents a tribute night to the late Bobby Ingram this Saturday. The evening features performances by Tom Hall and members of the Good Strokes Blues Band, Gina Martinelli, The Fun Loving Infidels and more. The kitchen will be open until midnight. Enjoy a time of remembrance and community. 4pm. Diamonds (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299, Diamondsicebar.com. Photo courtesy of Diamonds

CAT VACCINE/MICROCHIP CLINIC – The Maui Humane Society will be offering a standard feline core vaccine clinic and microchip implantations this Saturday. Cats six weeks and older are eligible for the services.

Cats and kittens must be tame and brought in carriers. Feral cats are not permitted but can be referred to MHS feral cat services. Microchips are optional and the clinic includes implantation, a tag to wear on their collar and local registration into the MHS computer system. Vaccines are done on a donation basis. Microchip $15. 8:30am-12noon. MHS Modular Building (1350 Mehameha Loop, Pu’unene); 808-877-3680, Mauihumanesociety.org. Photo: Joaquim Gaspar/Wikimedia Commons

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MAUI TAIKO PERFORMANCE – This Sunday, the Fukushima Taiko Union presents its Mahalo Hawaii: Drums of Fukushima Sunset Concert. The performance will honor the Aloha Initiative Program, Japanese Cultural Society of Maui, Maui Fukushima Kenjin Kai and Maui Taiko for their relief efforts following Fukushima’s devastating earthquake. Forty-five people from the Fukushima Taiko Union will come to Maui to show their gratitude. Enjoy performances from Maui Taiko, Adatara Daiko, Atago Jindaiko Renkyo Kazagumi and more. Refreshments will be available for purchase. Bring folding chairs and blankets to sit on. Free. 6pm to 8pm. Lahaina Jodo Mission (12 Ala Moana St., Lahaina); 808- 283-9999, Mauitaiko.com. Photo: Darris Hurst

TUESDAY, JULY 8 WILLIE K – Hawaii’s own Willie K takes to Casanova’s stage this Tuesday. Known statewide as one of the best musicians in the islands, Willie K and his band will make an Upcountry evening appearance. Celebrate Casanova’s 25th year anniversary with one of Maui’s best. $10.

9pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-5720220, Casanovamaui.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

HARDWARE SCIENCE – Keiki eight and older are invited to explore math, art, science and technology this Tuesday at the Kihei Public Library. With simple tools found at a hardware store, the kids will work on projects that encourage problem solving and exploration. All inquiring minds welcome. Free. 6:30pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833, Librarieshawaii.org. Photo: Filosofias filosoficas/Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, JULY 9 OHANA RANCH OF MAUI DAY CAMPS – Does your keiki love horses? Ohana Ranch of Maui offers a three-day camp starting this Wednesday. It features miniature horse riding, games on horseback, arts, crafts and more. Over the three days, each child will get the opportunity to bond with the horses. Through interaction, the camp fosters leadership and confidence building. Pack a lunch and bring a positive attitude. ORM’s day camp runs Wednesday through Friday. $315. 9am-2pm W, Th, Fri. Ohana Ranch of Maui (2055 Na’alae Rd, Kula), Ohanaranchmaui.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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While the latest summer movie installments of X-Men, How to Train Your Dragon and even 22 Jump Street matched and improved upon their predecessors, Michael Bay’s new Transformers: Age of Extinction does anything but.

The last time I sat through a summer movie this long, dreadful and seemingly endless, it was Transformers: Dark of the Moon. I’m sort of glad there are audiences who enjoy these movies (like the too-young kids scattered in the theater with me at a matinee).Yet, the gigantic popularity of this series mystifies me, as I know I’m not alone in thinking every one of these movies stink.

A new cast and a few years since the prior installment (with its skyscrapershattering imagery right out of 9/11) made me mildly optimistic going in. The spastic Shia Labeouf and the unbearable Megan Fox have been replaced by Mark Wahlberg and Nicola Peltz (so good on TV’s Bates Motel but not here).

A rushed prologue immediately gets thing off on the wrong foot: we get an elaborate opening showing that evil Transformers are responsible for wiping out the dinosaurs. This amusing idea barely connects, as state of the art CGI depicting dinos being stalked by robots goes by so quickly, you never get any sense of awe. Every scene that follows is like that, as no scene, character or idea is given enough time to develop.

The present day setting is Texas but might as well have been identified as “’merica,” with imagery right out of a Coors Light and/or military recruitment film filling the screen. A drinking game of taking a shot every time the American flag appears would result in kidney damage after 10 minutes.

Anyway, Wahlberg–with his muscles about to burst out of his shirt–is as miscast here as a wacky scientist as he was playing a high school science teacher in The Happening. It’s bad enough the role makes him a weirdly over-protective father (in a manner appropriate to a ‘50s sitcom), but Wahlberg’s Mr. Universe-meets-Rick Moranis Dad unearths a hibernating Optimus Prime.

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As in every other Transformers movie, the cast overacts crazily, clearly not wanting to be upstaged by the seamless blend of live action footage and CGI. Stanley Tucci’s bureaucrat in a Faustinian bargain with Galvatron is a repeat of the character Patrick Dempsey played in the last movie. Kelsey Grammer comes off best, though this isn’t a showcase for good acting. I was especially embarrassed for John Goodman, whose voice work for Hound isn’t a career highlight. While the supporting characters are often stereotypical, sexist, racist caricatures, let it be noted that none of the human cast is in any way likable.

The Transformers themselves are repellent,

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While this generation of children will grow up to recognize how well the Harry Potter series will hold up down the road, this series (and the Twilight movies) will only bring embarrassed eye rolls and declarations of “so-bad-they’re good” years later.

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TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi/Toy Commercial - More giant robots that stomp around, blowing up everything, less Shia LeBeouf. Stars Mark Wahlberg and Nicola Peltz. See this week’s film review. 165 min.

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - The X-Men of the present send Wolverine back in time to the earlier X-Men to save the X-Men of the future, I think. Stars Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen. 131 min.

LAST CHANCE THE FAULT IN OUR STARS - PG13 - Drama/Romance - Love story about two teens–one needs an oxygen tank, the other has a prosthetic leg–who fell for each other in a cancer support group. 125 min.

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MANA‘O HANA HOU RADIO 91.7 FM’S 11TH BIRTHDAY - Sun, Jul 6. You’re invited to celebrate the 11th birthday of Upcountry Sundays Acoustic Style, the monthly benefit showcase. It’s always a beautiful afternoon of great live music and great friends. Check out the Mana‘o Radio Orchestra with Steve Grimes, Dorothy Betz, Les Adam, Don Lopez, Kerry Sofaly and some very special guests. Featuring the best in acoustic music, from both Maui artists and visiting musicians, this longrunning show happens on the first Sunday of every month. Free cake! 2-5pm. Casanova’s Makawao.

(1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com

STAGE ‘PIPPIN’ - Fri-Sun, July 5-6 & July 10-13. The Maui Academy of Performing ArtsTeen Summer Musical Theatre Camp presents Pippin this Saturday. Camp consisted of approximately 200 hours of intensive training in acting, dancing and singing, culminating in a limited six-show production complete with live music. The Tony Award winning musical follows Pippin’s journey as he searches for meaning. Recommended for ages 13+. Showtimes: Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 7:30 pm and Sunday at 3pm. $15 adults, $12 students (18 and under); Steppingstone Playhouse (Queen Ka’ahumanu Center, Kahului); 808- 244-8760; Mauiacademy.org ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm.

Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Jul 3. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. First and third Thursday of every month.

Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Jul 5. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second

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and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com

ancient Hawaiian imagery on tapa cloth. (Also, June 25). 1-3pm. Maui Hands Galleries. (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com

Saturdays at 7:30pm, Sundays at 3pm. Iao Theater. (68 N. Market St, Wailuku); 808-2446969; Mauionstage.com

SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jul 6. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com

RICHARD DIGIACAMO–ARTIST IN RESIDENCE - Sun, Jul 6. Digiacamo is an accomplished artist who’s known for his innovative approach to coloration. For more than 35 years, he’s worked with celebrities, noted interior designers and leading institutions. Transplanted to Maui in 2010, he now creates metal-fused art. His technique calls for many coats of clear seals, applied to create depth and movement. Every Sunday in June. Maui Hands Galleries. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com

CHARICE PEMPENGCO - Sun, Jul 13. This young Filipina artist started singing when she was four. Avid fans made her an Internet sensation with millions of hits on her videos, and the world took notice–ultimately leading to appearances on the Korean variety show Star King. Tickets are $39, $66, $88. Limited VIP tickets $102 includes “Meet & Greet” opportunity. Pre-show dinner by AK’s Cafe. Show starts at 7pm. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; Islandartparty.com

OPERA MAUI BENEFIT CONCERT - Fri, Jul 18. This inaugural concert features Hawaii’s own Grammy Award-winning opera stars Quinn Kelsey and Audrey Luna, along with the Metropolitan Opera’s Shoshanah Marote as well as Jim Price, the headliner of last summer’s Les Miserables.

Toronto-based Hawaiian pianist Maika‘i Nash accompanies this evening of opera’s greatest hits.

It’s a rare opportunity to hear a standout cast of international opera singers in an intimate space.

All proceeds benefit Opera Maui. Tickets are $39.7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - Every Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5-5:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable.com. Pulehu Italian Grill, Westin Ka‘anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali).

ROCK & BREWS- ROCKIN’ SUMMER CONCERT SERIES - (Every Mon-Thu, Jun. 23- Aug. 28) They will highlight a playlist of the “best of” songs from some of rock’s biggest names, including: The Rolling Stones, KISS (two of its members partially own the joint), The Eagles, Elton John and more.

During the concerts, Rock & Brews will also offer a late night happy hour with half-off drink specials on select draft beers and other adult beverages. 9pmy , Paia); ); 808close. Rock & Brews. (120 Hana Hwy., com m/paia 579-9011; Rockandbrews.com/paia ROUP RAINBOW DINE-OUT GROUP w - Tue, Jul 8. The Rainbow Dine-Out Group is an opportunity for our LGBT ohana and visitors to meet socially and enjoy a delicious meal.

6pm-8pm. (Every third Thursday, rotating location).

For more information, call 808-446-0549.

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Hear the real life stories of rock and blues legend Mick Fleetwood, the drummer and founder of Fleetwood Mac. Enjoy a talk-story setting where he’ll tell stories about his travels, musical influences and life on Maui as an entrepreneur. The second half of the show is all music, with Fleetwood joined by Rick V Vito, Lenny Castellanos and Mar Mark Johnstone. Tickets are $4 $49 and $69 for reserved sseating. The VIP “Rock Star” package $149 includes premium seating, a laminated VIP pass for entry to the behind-thescenes hangout area with T U O Fleetwood after the show K C and an autographed postCHE EK WE CAN e er. Show starts at 7:30pm.

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PANIOLO COUNTRY: A THEMED EXHIBITION - Wed, eau Visual Jun 4-Jul 8. The Hui No‘eau Arts Center is presenting “Paniolo C Country: A Themed Exhibition.” Honoring an integral part of the past, the exhibit will feature art inspired by the traditions, lifestyle and individuals that contributed to Maui’s unique cowboy culture. Daily, 10am-4pm.

Free. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center. (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560, Huinoeau.com PORTRAIT ARTIST ARIEL QUIROZ - Fri, Jul 4.

This Friday, Maui Hands Gallery presents portraiture Ariel Quiroz. The public is invited to get their portraits painted by the Chilean native, who’s also this month’s Maui Hand Gallery’s Artist in Residence.

Interact with Quiroz through the medium of impressionism and expressionism. The visual artist holds degrees in art and education and has an extensive history in the art mix. 12pm-3pm. Maui Hands (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008, Mauihands.com PLEIN AIR EXTRAORDINAIRE - Fri, Jul 4.

Viewpoints Gallery presents artists Joseph Fletcher and Michael Clements. Fletcher and Clements are painters who bring life and energy to the paintings they create. Free. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; Viewpointsgallerymaui.com JOEL HEINZ–ARTIST IN RESIDENCE - Sun, Jul 6. Heinz began painting with no formal art training other than what he was able to pick up in school, from associating with other artists and from the joys of experimentation and discovery. He’s since gained a greater appreciation for the Hawaiian culture, and is particularly intrigued by ancient designs on tapa cloth and by Hawaiian petroglyphs. He now combines these two cultural icons, creating acrylic paintings of

LISA LOEB - Fri, Jul 11. The savvy, Grammy-nominated singer and songwriter Lisa Loeb is well- known for her engaging style and lyrical melodies like “I Do” and “Nine Stories– Do You Sleep?” She started her career with the platinum hit “Stay (I Missed You)” and has turned that early success into a multi-dimensional career encompassing music, film, television, voice-over work and children’s recordings. Maui’s own Gail Swanson opens the show. Tickets are $30, and $45 for premium seating. Show starts at 7:30pm.

Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center.

(One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org NA HOKU AWARD WINNERS CONCERT Sat, Jul 12. Check out Hawaii’s musical bests on Maui! This annual concert features winners from the Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, announced by the Hawaii Association of Recording Arts. Enjoy the best contemporary music of Hawaii with current and previous years’ talented Na Hoku winners in gorgeous setting under the glowing glass roof of the pavilion. Line-up TBA. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘LEGALLY BLONDE–THE MUSICAL’ - Jul 11-Aug 3. Sorority-sister valley girl Elle Woods (played by Casey Murphy) goes to Harvard Law to get her boyfriend Warner (Dylan Bode) back. She ends up defying expectations, finding friendship and love with grad student Emmet (Charles Cook), all while staying true to herself. Tickets are $17-$28. Fridays and

MAYJAH RAYJAH - Fri, Jul 25- Sat, Jul 26. Check out Hawaii’s premiere annual island and Reggae music festival, and its biggest yet, spanning two nights and featuring international stars Shaggy of Jamaica and J Boog of California, plus local favorites. Friday’s line-up includes Shaggy, Rebel Souljahz, Anuhea, Awa, Kapena, Bo Napoleon, Sammy J, Mahi Crabbe, Shar Carillo and Swiss. Saturday has J Boog, Hot Rain, Common Kings, Tenelle, Nesian Nine, Jah Maoli, Siaosi, Kiwini Vaitai, The Jimmy Weeks Project, Jay Keyz and Inna Vision.

Tickets are $58 for two-day admission, per night is $33 advance /$40 day of-show /$29 night, Group Rate for 10 or more. Ticket outlets: Request Music in Wailuku, Hard Rock Café in Lahaina. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: BILL CHAMPLIN - Sun, Jul 27. Musician Bill Champlin is probably best known for his role as keyboardist in the group Chicago.

His featured spots on the hits, “Look Away” and “Hard Habit to Break,” are among his mainstream highlights. But Champlin’s defining work with the Sons of Champlin and as a songwriter put him on the musical map long before he joined Chicago.

Tickets are $30, and $45. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org JAZZ MAUI 2014 ALL-STAR CONCERT - Fri, Aug 1. This event will feature an evening of world class jazz with performances by Russian trumpeter Valery Ponomarev of Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers; Honolulu vocalist Shari Lynn, who performed with George Shear and award-winning pianist Tommy James, the music director of the Duke Ellington Orchestra. Pre-show performance in the courtyard at 6pm by Na Ali‘i Big Band.

Tickets are $30. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org AUGIE T–SO DUMB 2014 TOUR - Fri, Aug 15. Hawaii’s favorite comedian is back to produce and film his sixth one-man statewide comedy show. It’s been three years since his last one-man show, but Augie’s been busy: the “Laugh for Relief” Comedy Tour in March 2014 with Filipino American comedian Rex Navarrete, the “Na Alii of Comedy Tour” in 2013 and the 2012 show “Portuguese Kings of Comedy.” Tickets are $20, $35. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

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SOJA + MICHAEL FRANTI & SPEARHEAD - Fri, Aug 29. SOJA’s music, a blend of Reggae, go-go, D.C. hardcore, Latin, rock and hiphop, is about finding the happiness and peace that everyone deserves; their live shows are an explosion of energy and positivity. Michael Franti also knows about the power of music: how it can inspire, uplift and make people want to dance or cry, and he and his band Spearhead are known for the communal spirit they create. Tickets are $39.50 advance, $45 day-of; VIP $80 advance, $85 day-of. Gates open at 5pm. A&B Amphitheater.Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org HAWAII INTERNATIONAL TROPICAL FRUIT CONFERENCE - Fri, Sep 12-Sun, Sep 14. Geared to farmers, educators, orchard managers and proponents of sustainable agriculture, the weeklong event is presented by the statewide Hawaii Tropical Fruit Growers and is open to the public. The conference is titled “It’s All About Production” and offers a variety of breakout sessions, plus visiting researchers and agro experts. Considered the world’s leading expert on post-harvest technology, the University of Hawaii’s Dr. Robert Paull will do a dinner presentation on “Phenology, Productivity and Profits.” Those registering before Aug. 1 will enjoy a discounted fee of up to $75.

Kahili Golf Course. (2500 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Wailuku); Hawaiitropicalfruitgrowers.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JULY 3 PICNIC FOR POKI - This monthly event brings the spirit of aloha and Hawaiian music to the Maui community in honor of the late Allen “Braddah Poki” Pokipala. Braddah Poki was dedicated to sharing Hawaiian music throughout various venues in Hawaii. Take a midday break and enjoy the beautiful sounds of Hawaii. There will be delicious

MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Elvis!

Burn’n Love Sneak Peak, 6:30pm, WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm

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Mel Aruza, 7pm

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fresh baked cookies and coffee from the Roselani Place kitchen. Bring your lunch, a lawn chair, and most importantly, bring a friend. For more information, contact Diane at 808-871-7720. 11am. (Every Third Thursday) Ka‘ahumanu Church. (103 S. High St., Wailuku); Roselaniplace.com

ian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8711307; Mauimall.com

FRIDAY, JULY 4 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm.

Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.

Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, JULY 5 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawai-

TUE-Willie K, $10 9pm WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Tex Mex Tuesday w/ Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30

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MONDAY, JULY 7 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am.

Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org MOONLIGHT TIDEPOOL EXPLORATION Meet some of the fascinating creatures that roam South Maui’s tidepools at night during Pacific Whale Foundation’s Moonlight Tidepool Exploration. This discovery event is recommended for people six and over. Refreshments provided. Participants are asked to wear sturdy shoes and bring a flashlight. $7 per child, $15 per adult. 6-8pm. Call or book online.

Pacific Whale Foundation (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808249-8811 ext. 1; Pacificwhale.org

TUESDAY, JULY 8 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting.

Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

WEDNESDAY, JULY 9 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back.

Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com MARTY DREAD CD RELEASE PARTY- Come out to the North Shore and roots-rock-reggae out at Marty’s CD Release Party. Time TBA. Rock & Brews. (120 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9011; Rockandbrews.com/paia GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week.

7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570

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Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Highway at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI

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FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm

DJ Swamp, 9:30pm

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- Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org; Upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free.

9am-5pm. Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2288; Longhis.com

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall,

1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808

5:30-8:30. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Henry Kapono (June 6 only) 5-7pm, Damon & Tim 6-8pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod.

6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:309:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Tue, Open Mic.; Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm.

(744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon: Evan Shulman 5:308:30, Wed: Kenny Roberts 5:30-8:30, Thur: Elvis!

Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Fri: Evan Shulman

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

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SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

Makai Jazz 6:30pm, Trish Da Dish Pub Quiz, 9:30pm

Andrew Corradini 6:309pm, DJ Mike, 9:15-12am

White Party w/DJ Lux, DK Mike & MC Big Hawaiian

House Shakers, 7-10pm

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Hawaiian Music w/ Uncle Ahtim Elenek, 4-7pm

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Kanoa, 10pm

MON - SIN w/DJ Big Mike , TUE - DJ Salvo10pm, WED - Dan Hiss 4-6pm, Ladies Night w/ DJ Decka,10 pm

The Steppas, $10 9pm

Free Pool all Day

MON-Bingo 7pm, TUEWED- Free Pool

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SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

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LONGHI’S LAHAINA - Fri, DJ Swamp 9:30pm1:30am; Every Sun, Two Cats 7-9:30pm; (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288 LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

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UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm; Fri, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

WED-Open Mic Night w/ Wes Furumoto, 8pm

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MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka‘oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka‘oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm.

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MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Thu, Makai Jazz Group 6:30pm; Thu, Super Fun Pub Quiz with Trish 9:30pm; Fri, Andrew Corradini 6:30pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, House Shakers 6:309:30pm; Mon, Stay Eazy 6:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith’s Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:30-8pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

Arias 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben Deleon 5-8pm; Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

UPCOUNTRY CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Thu, Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Tex Mex Tuesdays with Howard Ahia & Friends 6:308:30pm; (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - First Wednesday, Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 5:30-8pm; (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Rick 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradewinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:30-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

RITA’S - Thu, Hawaiian Music with Ahtim Elenek 7pm; Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:30-8:30pm.

(2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

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Make life easier on yourself. You’re just clinging to that irritating behavior out of stubbornness. You know that most of those you adore find that habit annoying, and—if truth be known—you’re not even all that attached to it anymore, yourself. You’ve just been holding on to it out of fear of appearing to capitulate to others’ demands or desires. That would be awful, to give people the impression that they had some influence over you! Sorry, I’m only teasing you because you know that your Crabby clutching is giving you more agitation than it’s worth. Let it go. Don’t do it for us, if that bothers you so much. Just do it for yourself.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

You like to think you always do what’s best for yourself, but then you go on an uncontrollable candy binge and make yourself sick—all the while knowing exactly what will happen, but being unable to stop yourself. This week you’re especially susceptible to the delicious but self-destructive whims of your most capricious self. Consequently, you’ll probably end up doing shit that’s a little stupid and bad for you. Oh well. Luckily, you’re also grown up enough to repair the damage quickly, so you can concentrate on fixing yourself instead of kicking yourself.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Don’t wait on the group. Entangling your fate with others’ this week would be a huge mistake. Waiting to find out what they’re up to before you make your own decisions will just be frustrating for all concerned; they’ll feel rushed in making decisions they’d rather wait on, and you’ll end up missing stuff, due to their delays. There’s no time for consensus, or even a vote.

If you wait for people to get on the same page as you, you’ll be at the end of the book before you’ve read a chapter. Just plow on ahead, and hope some of the others can keep up—or, at the very least, catch up.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Sadly, you were trained, early on, not to stop and smell the roses. Maybe a bee stung you on the nose, just once, and ever since then you’ve resisted enjoying the blooms on your way home from work. Perhaps you justify it in the name of harried efficiency, or spartan selfdenial. Just quit that, already. Half of life’s pleasures are roses by the side of the road. If you can’t periodically squeeze in ten seconds to enjoy them, you’re really screwing yourself over. Don’t let faulty programming get the best of you. Enjoy the inefficient, irrelevant little details; sometimes they’re all you’ve got.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

I wish I could say you were in for a week of lazy Sundays, which is what you really need, but you’re not. Unfortunately, although you’re dearly deserving of such a respite from the demands you’ve begun to resent (even when you’d usually welcome them), you won’t get it yet. I hope you can find the strength and resilience to make it through another crazed week without having a nervous breakdown.

Maybe it’ll help when I tell you that next week you’ll finally have the down-time you’ve been craving.

You can lay in bed and stare at the ceiling for days on end, and no one will say a word. Sound good?

Relax and try to navigate through these last few obstacles. You’re less than seven days away.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You’re no idiot savant but to some you might seem like one, especially this week. You’re amazingly good at a few things—and, sadly, fairly bad at a couple of others. When these two talents—extraordinary and abysmal—are placed on display one after the other, it can give someone the jarring impression that you’re kind of a brilliant freak. Evolved Caps tend to just leave it there. Who cares what those simplistic losers think? Try that one on for size, if you haven’t before. Let them evolve enough to enjoy brilliant freaks (whether you actually are one or not), and if they can’t be bothered, who the hell needs them?

Your view of the big picture is bewilderingly small, and that’s particularly obvious this week, when it could result in a series of exponentially complicated miscommunications or misunderstandings. Instead of acting on what seems obvious, ask yourself if there’s any chance that there could be some invisible element in play, some other forces at work behind the scenes you can see. If the answer is yes, give the benefit of the doubt to those you’d normally question; you’ll save yourself the embarrassment and hassle you’d experience once you found out what was really going on.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You’re like a blurry photograph taken from a great distance. No one can quite believe you are what you purport to be. They squint and wonder: Is that little pink blob on the beach really a naked picture of Jennifer Lawrence? Luckily for you, someone just snapped a greatly superior telephoto lens onto the camera, and things are about to swim quickly into focus. Being subject to such intimate scrutiny shouldn’t bother you Leos, but it might discomfit some of your scrutinizers when they have to admit that, yes, itreally is Jennifer Lawrence walking naked down the beach. It comes as no surprise to you when you’re proven to be exactly what you say you are. Just bite your tongue when it surprises others.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

I met this crazy girl who was terrified of birds, convinced that they were contaminated with microbes that would infect her brain. Just days after she’d explained the rationale behind her panicked flight from avian proximity, she saw a baby bird tumble from its nest, and her heart went out to it. Within hours, she’d brought the chick into her home. You, too, might experience something similar this week—something you fear might need you so much that you can’t refuse it. Don’t even try. Help those who ask you for it, and watch how it changes how you think about them.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

In your case, growth usually happens imperceptibly slowly, only visible cumulatively, over time. But every once in a while, you get an overnight growth spurt that even your dopey boyfriend might notice.

This week’s astrological influences are like spiritual fertilizer for you Taureans. Because you’re likely to shoot up three metaphorical inches and swell two shoe sizes this week, make sure you’ve got plenty of room to do it in. If you’ve been feeling crowded in general lately, do what you need to do to clear out some space for the new, expanded you.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’re broadcasting loud and clear. All your neighbors’ stereos are picking you up. You’re the catchy tune that everyone’s singing, and you’re flying high this week. But what happens next week, when everyone declares your song overplayed and tired? What happens when you make people roll their eyes, cover their ears, and sing over you, just to keep you from getting stuck in their heads? All I’m saying: Enjoy the wave.

But remember it has a beginning, middle, and end. If you want to keep riding the ride, you can’t keep coasting; you’ve got to think of something new to sing.

Don’t bother trying to shimmy out from under other people’s judgments about you. They’ve already made up their minds. Whether they’ve decided you’re a hero or villain, you’re stuck with it. There’s no point in wasting energy trying to disprove or argue with them; they’re too damn stubborn for logic, reason, or contrary evidence. Shrug and accept their wrongful appraisal. “Yep, that’s me.” Your casual acceptance of their wrongful impressions will only make you look slicker and sexier when they finally figure out (on their own) how wrong they were about you.

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