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VOLUME 18 ✚ ISSUE 01

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION: Who are you rooting for in the World Cup?

ON BOOKS

ON THE COVER:

[The following five letters refer to our June 12, 2014 cover story “10 Essential Books About Maui.”]

I would like to suggest that Maui Remembers by Gail Bartholomew and Bren Bailey is a far better history than Mowee by [Cummins] Speakman.

Admittedly, I am the author but please do check it out. It is the standard as to Maui history and is in its 9th printing.

Maui’s Top Chef Publisher: Tommy Russo (808) 283-0512 / tommy@mauitime.com @tommyrusso on Twitter Vuvuzela.

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Editor: Anthony Pignataro (808) 283-1308 / anthony@mauitime.com Andres Cantor

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Culinary, Lifestyle & Business Editor: Jennifer Russo (808) 280-3286 / jen@mauitime.com @jenrusso on Twitter Advertising Executive: Brad Chambers (808) 283-3260 / brad@mauitime.com Freedonia Art Director & Production Manager: Darris Hurst artdirector@mauitime.com / darrishurst.com USA! USA! USA! Graphic Designer: Shane Fontanilla USA or Argentina Photographer: Sean Michael Hower mauiweddingmedias.com / howerphotography.com Vatican City Contributors: Jenn Brown (England), Caeriel Crestin, Jory John, Suzanne Kayian, Alex Mitchell, Avery Monsen, Ron Pitts, Ashley Probst, Marina Satoafaiga, Jacob Shafer, Chuck Shepherd, Barry Wurst II, Dayna Yamasaki Admin. Executive: Sarah Gerlach (808) 244-0777 North Korea Proofreader: Dina Wilson A European country

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NEWS & VIEWS FEATURE STORY FOOD & DRINK THIS WEEK’S PICKS FILM CRITIQUE FILM TIMES DA KINE CALENDAR THE GRID CLASSIFIED HOROSCOPE MIND, BODY & SPIRIT

This is a very helpful post especially to those who buy and sell online.

Some are not aware of these things.

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I would include Spirit of the Village by Jackie Pias Carlin on this list. Thanks though!

- Cathryn Kelley Smith via Mauifeed.com

Not just about Maui, but Land and Power in Hawaii should be on this list too.

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Disappointed my Voices of Maui books did not make your top 10 reads list. One of few books on contemporary Maui people.

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ON INJECTION WELLS [This letter refers to the June 5, 2014 edition of Coconut Wireless] We live on an island, we need to

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be better stewards of our resources. In 2008 when the EPA came to Lahaina, the community supported water re-use over injection wells. Water is a valuable resource. As Alan Arakawa said, to “not take a resource and use it where it can do the most good and have a very strong benefit is ludicrous.”

Mayor Arakawa has not listened to his own advice, the science or the citizens. He spent hundreds of thousands of our dollars on a mainlandbased attorney instead of beginning the process of phasing out injection wells. Recently a federal judge has ruled against the Arakawa administration. The last four years have been a big waste of our time and resources, instead of using that money to improve the quality of life for our residents, he spent it on attorneys. If the county appeals and loses this federal case again, we will be paying millions of dollars to the US Treasury in fines for violating the Clean Water Act and also paying to fix what should have been addressed six years ago.

Maui Nui is at an important crossroads.

Much growth has already been approved, especially in West Maui and we need leaders who will work to install critical infrastructure quickly and efficiently. I am a keiki o ka aina, a mother, a wife, a lifeguard and emergency medical responder in Maui County. I ask you to please Vote Paltin in the mayoral primary on Aug. 9.

- Tamara Paltin via email

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1. On May 28, the Maui Humane Society (MHS) announced that Sandra Shelby would take over as their new executive director on July 15. But just 16 days later, on June 13, the MHS said that Shelby decided not to take the new job, and instead current MHS Development Director Jerleen Bryant would become exec director. According to the June 14 Maui News, how many people applied to be MHS exec director?

A. “more than 50” B. “more than 70” C. “more than 100” D. “more than 120” E. “more than 140”

Gabbard, D–Hawaii, went on CNN and MSNBC respectively to talk about the deteriorating situation in Iraq. What did Gabbard, who is also a captain in the Hawaii National Guard and an Iraq War veteran, say the U.S. should do?

A. Send in massive ground forces and also conduct air strikes B. Send in special forces and advisers and also conduct air strikes C. Send in special forces and advisers only D. Conduct air strikes only E. Stay out

3. On June 12, Honolulu Civil Beat released a new poll on the Hawaii Governor’s race–specifically, the matchup between incumbent Democrat Neil Abercrombie and state Senator David Ige, D–Aiea. What were the results?

A. Abercrombie 48 percent, Ige 48 percent B. Abercrombie 48 percent, Ige 37 percent C. Abercrombie 37 percent, Ige 48 percent D. Abercrombie 37 percent, Ige 37 percent E. Does it really matter?

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Coconut Wireless ARAKAWA ENDORSES HANNEMANN FOR GOVERNOR

Paltin, the longtime Save Honolua activist and current Maui County lifeguard.

“Candidates endorsed by the Sierra Club understand that a healthy environment is the foundation of a strong economy,” said Sierra Club Hawaii Vice Chair Roberta BrashearKaulfers in the June 12 press release. “We are particularly interested in candidates who will fight to make sure our utility (HEI) allows greater levels of rooftop solar onto the grid.”

According to the press release, the endorsements came about after organization officials reviewed candidates’ environmental voting records and the candidates themselves filled out “detailed surveys.”Those receiving a two-thirds majority vote from at least two Club committees of elected leaders got the seal of approval.

GLENN CORREA LEAVES MAUI COUNTY PARKS DEPT.

Hannemann, Arakawa & Chang

According to the press release, Arakawa and Hannemann have known each other “for more than three decades.” I mean, look at that photo of Arakawa, Hannemann and Les Chang, Hannemann’s lieutenant governor running mate: those guys are buddies (though to be honest, the photo does make it look like Hannemann has about four hands).

For his part, Hannemann said in the press release that he’s “very humbled and pleased” to get the endorsement from Arakawa.

The endorsement isn’t that surprising, given that Arakawa endorsed Hannemann’s ultimately fruitless 2012 bid for Hawaii’s 2nd District Congressional seat (Democrat Tulsi Gabbard, a relative newcomer, creamed him in the Democratic primary). In fact, Hannemann, who lost each of the last two elections he entered by 20 points or so, is running this year as a member of the new Hawaii Independent Party.

The official announcement of the endorsement took place in–I kid you not–the Kalihi headquarters of the State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers (SHOPO).

Because, you know, having the cops back you is a guarantee of political success, right?

Paltin

“As respected Parks Employees I wanted to let all of you know that Director Glenn Correa has retired from Parks as of the end of the day yesterday, Thursday June 12,” Savage wrote.

“His dedication to bettering our department and thus our community for over 36 years is tremendously appreciated and will be missed.

Thank you all again for everything you do and how you continue to serve our community.”

In fact, in his official press release on Correa’s departure, which was sent out at 6:30pm on June 17, County Communications Director Rod Antone–who, like Savage, has always described Correa’s absence from the department as a “personnel matter”–did not use the word “retire.” Instead, he said that Correa “tendered his resignation on June 12, 2014.”

Antone’s press release also noted that Correa has been a fixture in the County of Maui for a long time: “Correa has served in the department for 32 years,” Antone wrote. “He was appointed as Deputy Parks Director from 1999-2002 and then later as Parks Director during Mayor [Alan] Arakawa’s first term from 2003-2006. In 2010, Correa came out of retirement and was appointed to serve again as Parks Director.”

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On June 12, Sierra Club’s Hawaii chapter announced their endorsements in the 2014 election. The list of Maui County candidates who got the nod was largely expected, though there were a few surprises.

For instance, in 2012, the Sierra Club endorsed 5th District State Senator Shan Tsutsui, 6th District State Senator Roz Baker and 7th District State Senator J. Kalani English. This year, none of those individuals won the Sierra Club’s endorsement (though Tsutsui has moved over to the Lt. Gov.’s office, the Club made no endorsement in that race).

Instead, the Sierra Club has opted to endorse current 5th District State Senator Gil Keith-Agaran and Democrat Terez Amato, who is challenging Baker in the 6th District State Senate race.

In local house races, the Sierra Club is back-

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There are a dozen people running for Hawaii Governor this year (including Democrat Neil Abercrombie, who despite low poll numbers would apparently like a second term), but Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa has apparently already chosen his favorite: former Honolulu Mayor Mufi Hannemann.

“I know in my heart of hearts that Mufi Hannemann is the best administrator,” Arakawa said in a June 13 press release from Hannemann’s campaign. “He is very trustworthy and can be depended upon to do what he says he is going to do… Mufi, as a former Mayor understands what it takes at the ground level.

He has served several governors, and he has the executive experience to address these deficits.

Mufi is very smart and a man of his word who truly cares about the people of Hawaii.”

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ing just two candidates: James “Kimo” Apana (who as Maui County Mayor more than a decade ago made quite the name for himself as a friend to land development) who’s challenging 9th District Representative JustinWoodson, and 11th District Rep. Kaniela Ing. Of course, there was no surprise in the endorsement for Maui County Mayor. The environmental organization chose Tamara

Maui County Parks Department Director Glenn T. Correa, who was placed on administrative leave back in February while the Maui Police Department investigated the department, has “retired” from the County of Maui, Parks Dept. Deputy Director Brianne Savage said in an email to county employees obtained by Mauitime.

Here’s the text of the email Savage sent out to Parks Dept. employees on Friday, June 13:

Overheard “She drank an entire bottle of tequila.

Granted, it was only about this full, but that’s still a lot of tequila.”

Correa

State Campaign Spending Commission records show that over the last five years (the extent of their online database), Correa donated $3,871.79 to Arakawa’s political campaigns.

Though Antone’s press release noted that Savage “assumed duties of interim Parks Director immediately after Correa’s resignation,” she’s basically been doing his job ever since he first went on paid administrative leave.

Maui Police spokesman Lt. William Juan did not respond to my inquiry on the status of the police investigation into Correa by press time. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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and we look forward to having their vote at the polls,” said Arakawa Campaign Chair Lynn Araki-Regan in the press release cited above. “Mayor Arakawa is dedicated to improving this community and our union leadership recognizes that, mahalo again for their support.”

State Campaign Spending Commission records indicate that SHOPO has contributed $2,625 to Arakawa’s reelection campaign since the summer of 2011.

They gave their most recent contribution, $125, on Sept. 18, 2013.

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The Soroptimist International of Maui club recently granted $10,000 in cash awards to women and youth at their sixth annual awards banquet at Kahili Golf Club in Waikapu. The voluntary service organization’s awards are one aspect of the club, which is dedicated to enriching the community by improving the lives of women and girls.

This year’s Live Your Dream Award winner Anna Keene was awarded $6,000 in recognition of her accomplishments. Live Your Dream Awards are presented to highly ambitious women who are heads of their households and want to improve their lives and employment prospects by gaining additional skills, training and education. Keene recently graduated with honors from University of Hawaii-Maui College where she received

Youth Citizenship Awards are presented to graduating high school seniors in recognition of their outstanding service and contributions to home, school and community.

Ten intermediate schools also participated in the club’s Junior Youth Citizenship Program. Seventeen students were selected as winners of the award. Junior Youth Citizenship Awards of $50 are presented to eighth-grade students for their outstanding service in both school and community.

Soroptimist International of Maui is the world’s largest classified service organization for executive and professional women. Soroptimist International, with organizations in 119 countries and territories, contributes time and financial support to projects that improve the lives of women and girls in the local community and around the world.

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-Anthony Pignataro

STATE LIBRARIAN RICHARD BURNS TO RETIRE

Shantel Longboy (center) receives her award

POLICE UNION BACKS MAYOR ALAN ARAKAWA FOR REELECTION That’s right, folks: Tenari Ma‘afala, the head of the all-powerful state police union who has worked long hours to make sure Hawaii residents aren’t able to see the disciplinary records of cops and who loathes our state’s new law legalizing same-sex marriage so much that he testified before the state Legislature last year that he would refuse to enforce it, has thrown his support (once again) behind Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa.

“Mayor Arakawa has always been supportive of the needs of the Maui Police Department and understands that police officers need resources to protect our communities,” said Ma’afala, the president of the State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers (SHOPO), in a June 16 press release from Arakawa’s campaign. “We welcome another four more years under his administration.”

And, of course, Arakawa’s campaign manager was only too happy to accept the endorsement.

“The Friends of Alan Arakawa campaign appreciates the confidence that our unions have placed in Mayor Arakawa

• “Public Internet sessions increased by 11 percent in 2013” • “Leveraged a $823,000 Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation Opportunity Online

“Hawaii’s 50 libraries are strategically located throughout our State and are a vital information and community resource,” said Board of Education Chairman Don Horner in the June 12 news release. “Under Richard’s leadership and our board’s planning process, we have positioned our libraries to become more communities [sic] gathering spaces that also provide access to technology, vocational training, and are a resource for digital literacy.”

A state Board of Education selection committee will now begin a “local and national search” for a new State Librarian, in hopes of filling the position by the time Burns leaves.

-Anthony Pignataro ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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an Associate in Science Degree in Human Services and the University of Hawaii Board of Regents Award for Public Service. She was also the winner of the district award and a runner-up for the region award.

April Mae Companero, Elizabeth Cunningham, Gemma Hanson, Aristina Ora-a and Sharmaine Pasalo received the club’s Sharon Okumura Nursing Awards at this year’s event.

The club donates $2,500 each year to the University of Hawaii Foundation, in the name of Sharon Okumura, to distribute to students who are looking for financial assistance to complete the Maui nursing program.

The Violet Richardson Award went to Shantel Longboy, who volunteers much of her time with Best Buddies Maui. The Violet Richardson Award, named after the president of the first Soroptimist club, honors girls who are making a difference through volunteer service. The $500 cash award was distributed between Longboy and Best Buddies.

Recent Maui High School graduate Alexandra Pardico was awarded $1,000 for the club’s Youth Citizenship Award. Pardico graduated at the top of her class and plans to attend Gonzaga University and major in biology.

The Hawaii State Public Library turned 101 in February. For the last eight of its years, Richard Burns has served as State Librarian. On June 12, he announced that he would retire at the end of this year.

“Under Burns’ leadership, HSPLS expanded public service days and hours, improved and enlarged collections, increased the number of free public programs and services, further developed traditional and print collections while moving forward into the wireless, e-book and digital arenas, and heightened the value the library system provides for users across the state,” stated a June 12 press release from the state Library. “HSPLS has laid the foundation for future development and success, and is well-positioned to provide patrons with the resources they will need to achieve academically, build their futures in the world of technology, prepare themselves for employment in the modern workplace and lead engaged, fulfilling lives.”

Though we often think of public libraries as buildings with stacks of paper books, a dozen of Burns’ 17 accomplishments highlighted in the June 12 press release dealt with digital technology. Such as:

hardware grant with the BTOP grant to install more than 780 new public access computers and workstations” • “E-book and audiobook collections now include more than 40,000 licensed items”

Richard Burns

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Japanese society has long seemed easily captured by anything considered “kawaii” (or “cute”), according to a May Wall Street Journal dispatch, and a representative of one book’s publisher called his volume “delightfully cute.” “I can’t stop smiling,” he said, “when I see these butts.” The two books in print are “Hamuketsu” (hamster buttocks) and “Hamuketsu–So Cute You Could Faint.” A third, “The Original Hamuketsu,” was set to debut in June.

NOT A GOOD DEATH Another driver died after being unable to dodge his own vehicle. A 58-year-old man was hit by his SUV in New York City in June after he double-parked and was opening the door on the passenger side and realized that the vehicle was still in reverse gear.

He tried to jam one foot onto the brake but hit the gas instead, causing the car to jump backward, ejecting him, and pinning him between the SUV and a van parked alongside. The man suffered a heart attack and died as his vehicle broke free and drifted across the busy Manhattan intersection of Madison Avenue and East 49th Street.

DEAD OR DEEP MEDITATION? A renowned Hindu guru, Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, in his 70s, passed away in January (so concluded police in Jalandhar, India), but His Holiness’ disciples have refused to release the body, keeping it in a commercial freezer, contending that he has merely drifted into the deeper form of the meditation for which he is well-known–and will return to life when he is ready. (The guru’s religious order, not coincidentally, is a real estate powerhouse in the Punjab region and on nearly every continent, and the guru’s family is certain the “meditation” is a ruse to allow the Ashram’s continued control of the financial empire.)

GREAT, THE POST OFFICE HAS GUNS After the U.S. Postal Service finalizes its purchase of “small-arms ammunition,” it will become only the most recent federal agency to make a large purchase of bullets for its armed agents (who are perhaps more numerous than the public realizes).

In the last year or so, reports have surfaced that the Social Security Administration ordered 174,000 hollow-point bullets, the Department of Agriculture 320,000 rounds, Homeland Security 450 million rounds (for its 135,000 armed agents), the FBI 100 million hollow-points, and even the National Oceanic and Atmospheric

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Administration 46,000 rounds. In May, the Department of Agriculture added an order of submachine guns and body armor.

GOOD PARENTING Police in Lincoln, Nebraska, tracking down a call about a missing three-year-old boy downtown, managed to locate him in the type of place where other toddlers have turned up after briefly escaping the sight of their parents: inside a toy vending machine. The boy had crawled up through the toy-release slot of the Bear Claw and was safely, joyously playing among the bin of colorful stuffed animals at Madsen’s Bowling & Billiards.

FIGHTING FIRE(FIGHTERS) In the second such incident reported here in four months, an overenthusiastic police officer handcuffed and detained a firefighter working a 911 call, ostensibly because the firefighter refused to stop work and go move his fire truck to the officer’s satisfaction. Like the earlier incident in California, the unequivocal state law in Louisiana makes it illegal for anyone to interfere with a firefighter on an emergency call, and the officer from the New Roads, La., Police Department in principle faces a stiff fine and possible jail sentence.

FAMILY VALUES Orthodox Judaism requires a divorcing spouse to obtain the permission of the other via a document called a “get,” leaving much power in the hands of the responding spouse–and leading to an occasional resort to trickery or violence to persuade an uncooperative spouse. In May, Lakewood, N.J., Rabbi Mendel Epstein, his son and three other men were indicted for scheming to use electric cattle prods on behalf of wives against recalcitrant husbands. (Four other men in the alleged scheme have already pleaded guilty.) According to prosecutors, Rabbi Epstein has been implicated in other over-the-top efforts to obtain gets, in 2009 and 2010, and the indictment charges the 2013 episode also involved kidnapping, surgical blades and a screwdriver.

MUST HAVE BEEN A PRETTY BIRD Emergency crews in the U.K. once again came under criticism in June when dozens of police and firefighters, in three trucks and using a cherry-picker, blocked off a busy street in Cheltenham for an hour so they could rescue and release a bird (a “rook”) caught in netting on top of a small apartment building. Bonus irony: The building’s owner had installed the keepaway netting for the sole purpose of discouraging rooks from roosting and nesting, as they were soiling neighborhood rooftops. ■

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But to put the icing on the cake, before we had even left the Mainland you asked, “Do you know where to get food stamps? I hear you can get them real easy and get them the next day.”

Honestly, if you need food stamps, you shouldn’t be flying to the islands. Food stamps are for people who need them, not freeloaders like yourself. You were clearly young and physically able to make it on your own. So please quit living off the rest of us hard workers. But I still can’t figure out why, after enduring six hours of your BS, I let you ride in the back of my friend’s truck to Paia.

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he only real choice that a person can make in life is to be present in the moment. That’s according to Christopher Curtis, the head instructor of Maui Ki Aikido Shunshinkan Dojo and Chief Instructor of the Hawaii Ki Federation. With all of the choices people face everyday–ranging from what to wear to whom to marry–can living in the moment truly enhance a person’s life?

“We are all creatures of conditioning,” says Curtis. “We imagine that we make choices, like this kind of drink or food instead of that kind, this religious or political group instead of another. However, those ‘choices’ are really just reactions controlled by our past conditioning. The only real choice that we can make is whether to be present in this moment or not. Aikido has provided me with the opportunity to practice this.”

Curtis Sensei (who looks a little like Sir Alec Guinness in Star Wars) has not always lived in the now. As a young adult, he wondered how to meet life’s traditional needs. Yet he had an underlying desire to understand human nature. He says for as long he can remember, he wanted to understand what makes humans act the way they do. So he decided to study theater arts in college in hopes of understanding the essence of humanity—and provide the essentials of adult life. “I chose acting as a way to find access to this mystery, and get all of my obsessive needs met–fame, fortune, etc.–at the same time,” Curtis says. “To this end, I attended Carnegie Mellon University, which at the time was one of the most prestigious theater arts school available in the US.” Today, Curtis’ life is a far cry from the bright lights of Broadway. The long-time Maui local and grandfather to three is responsible for guiding all of the Ki-Aikido teaching efforts in Hawaii. He’s written several books about Shin Shin Toitsu Aikido (the way of Mind Body Unification), which is commonly known as Ki-Aikido. He teaches throughout the Mainland and is the official advisor for Ki Society dojos in the Netherlands, Germany and Spain.

Ilima Loomis, Spirituality & Health magazine’s managing editor and a long-time student of Curtis, holds her Sensei’s experience in high esteem. “Curtis Sensei has been invited to teach Aikido across the Mainland and as far away as Europe and Russia, so it is an honor to call him my teacher, and I feel really lucky to be able to train with him every day,” Loomis says. “He and several of our instructors and students also travel to Japan at least once a year to study and train at Ki Society headquarters, so the quality of instruction at our dojo remains very high and is very consistent with the way Aikido is taught in Japan.”

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Curtis was born in 1944 in Upland, California. He graduated from college with a BFA degree in acting and playwriting. He first encountered Aikido in 1969 while working with the Open Theater Company in New York. While preparing for a role, he received personal instruction from Yoshimitsu Yamada Sensei, a student of the late Koichi Tohei Sensei–the tenth Dan aikidoka and founder of the Ki Society and its style of Aikido, officially known as Shin Shin Toitsu Aikido. Curtis says that first exposure to Tohei Sensei’s teachings left a deep impression.

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level is useful and important,” Curtis says.

“I am the Chief Instructor for the HKF, and as such, my responsibility is to encourage and communicate the practice of Tohei Sensei’s teachings for those in Hawaii.”

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in Japan and throughout the United States, South America and Europe. “Aikido is an experiential practice, not merely intellectual or cognitive,” Curtis says. “Therefore this kind of personal contact, constantly receiving the ‘feel’ of what the teacher is experiencing, is a great help in moving forward... so I was very fortunate to be able to otomo for Shinichi Suzuki Sensei.” Curtis also has spent several years working on special training sessions and self-development with the esteemed KiAikido founder Tohei Sensei.

Loomis lauds the value of the Sensei’s experience working closely with Suzuki Sensei and Tohei Sensei. “Our dojo was founded in 1953 and is the oldest Aikido dojo in the United States,” she says. “Curtis Sensei was the student of our dojo’s founder, Shinichi Suzuki Sensei, and he trained with the founder of Ki-Aikido, Koichi Tohei Sensei. It’s a really special experience to be able to train at a dojo with such deep roots, history and tradition, and Curtis Sensei upholds and honors all of that.”

Today, Curtis continues as the head instructor of Maui Ki Aikido (formerly Wailuku Aikido Club) as well as Chief Instructor of the statewide Hawaii Ki Federation, an organization he was instrumental in establishing.

“For a number of years, the four major islands maintained their own separate Ki Societies, meeting together only when Koichi Tohei Sensei would come from Japan to teach,” Curtis says. “[Tohei Sensei] felt strongly that each island group was developing their own criteria for teaching and testing, and he saw that the essence of his teaching was becoming deleted by these separate efforts.”

Tohei Sensei asked Curtis if he would be willing to establish a new Hawaii Ki Federation to unify all of the islands’ Aikido groups, with the idea of preserving his teachings and improving the togetherness of these individual groups. The new HKF–encompassing dojos located on Oahu, Kauai, Maui and the Big Island–began officially on Jan. 1, 2000, and Curtis says it’s been successful in its efforts.

“The purpose of our training is to recognize and experience being one with the Universe, so any and all work directed towards unification or non-separation on any

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Not long into his theater career, he realized that the performing arts would not provide answers to his life-questions.

“While my career in acting was only in its infancy, I already was beginning to notice that I was not discovering the depth of satisfactory understanding that I had always been seeking,” Curtis says. Even though he was launching a successful theater career in New York, he says he was very dissatisfied with his personal life. So at the age of 25, he left the theater world and moved to the hills of California, where he lived alone in solitude from 1969 through 1972 to concentrate on meditation and self-development.

“I left acting and entered a three-year spiritual retreat or hermitage,” Curtis says.

During that time, he lived alone, communicating with the teacher that was guiding his inner exploration only through handwritten letters–no Internet yet.

“I was living a life of austerity and meditation,” he says. “This period of my life was very helpful in resolving personal issues and providing insights into my human condition; however, even though three years of meditating eight to 12 hours a day may seem extreme, it provided me only with a beginning or foundation for further exploration. At the end of the three-year period, I told my teacher that I wanted to become a permanent recluse and lead a life of meditation and private study. However, he said to me, ‘No, you have done that in many past lifetimes. In this lifetime, your task is to become utterly free while leading a life in public, marriage, children, job, etc.’”

Soon after that conversation, Curtis says he discovered Aikido. He moved to Maui in 1972 and began his formal training with the late Shinichi Suzuki Sensei in 1974. He subsequently became Suzuki Sensei’s otomo, which literally means humble assistant.

“Being assigned as otomo to the teacher in Aikido is considered a great honor and is a much sought after position,” Curtis says. “It is in this kind of position, with constant proximity to the teacher, that the real learning takes place.”

As Suzuki’s otomo, Curtis accompanied the Sensei when he traveled to teach seminars

One of the major differences between Tohei Sensei’s Ki-Aikido and the Aikido organization known as the Aikikai is the emphasis on the principle of ki. “In Aikido, when we use the word ‘ki’ we are referring to that which the universe itself is made of,” Curtis says. “It is not considered to be either matter or energy, but that which both of these arise from. As such, we can just say that ki is ‘mind’ in its ultimate sense.”

Tohei Sensei, formerly the chief instructor of the Hombu Dojo (the headquarters of Aikikai), wanted Aikido to focus on exercises to both cultivate and test ki in the daily Aikido practice, according to the Wikipedia page on Akido. That different philosophy motivated Tohei Sensei to officially split from Aikikai in 1974 and create Ki-Aikido and Ki-Society to teach his own ki style of Aikido.

Even though Aikido is a martial art like karate, judo or kung fu, Curtis says the practice is not about learning how to overcome others. The main difference between Ki-Aikido and other martial arts is that Ki-Aikido is not a sport, he says. “There is no competition, no effort to overcome an opponent,” Curtis says.

“We emphasize that the only true victory is victory over the self, and its concerns with personal gain overriding all other concerns.

If we want to be truly compassionate and useful to ourselves and to others, then we must learn to let go of this obsessive emphasis on personal satisfaction at any cost.”

Aikido begins and ends with the premise that mind and body are essentially one phenomenon, looked at from two different perspectives: mental and physical.

Loomis agrees. “I don’t think I can express this any better than he did,” she says.

In Hawaii, as well as around the world, Curtis trains both instructors and students. “I am always training those at all levels,” he says.

“Of course, those who are the top instructors in Europe have more access to this teaching, since they hang out with me much more; but I also teach the very beginning levels as well. Some people attend my seminars who have never actually practiced before.”

Curtis says the importance of a teacher is three-fold. “First, he or she shows the result of this kind of practice,” he says. “When you

interact with the teacher, you can experience what it’s like to dive deeply into this moment and leave behind all petty thoughts, needs, and fears. Secondly, the teacher can show you how to experience life completely in this way. And finally, the teacher helps you to remove the obstacles that stand in the way of such practice for you.”

Loomis says Curtis’ allegiance to his students is admirable. “What I appreciate most about Curtis Sensei is his deep care for his students and his dedication to support us in our training,” Loomis says. “He is someone who takes his role as ‘teacher’ very seriously and honors his commitment to his students.”

In addition to teaching, Curtis literally “wrote the book” about Ki-Aikido. He said that in the early days of his training, he noticed that no one had ever collected all of the basic teaching and practice guidelines of Ki-Aikido in one place. “When I mentioned this to my teacher on Maui, Shinichi Suzuki Sensei, he said, ‘So get busy and do it!’” So in 1985, Curtis published the first edition of Ki-Aikido On Maui, A Training Manual.

According to Curtis, in the late 1990s and early 2000s, many students began asking if he could write a book that was not a dojo-oriented training manual–a book that examined how the practice of Ki-Aikido related to everyday life. So in 2005, he published the first edition of his book Letting Go, Talks on Aikido.

Both books are now published in Russian and German, and Letting Go will soon be translated into Spanish. The ideas from his Letting Go book are featured in monthly “Ki Talks” at the Shunshinkan Dojo on Maui. He also broadcasts the talks via podcasts, which can be downloaded from his webpage Curtissensei.com.

Curtis Sensei’s dedication to teaching and spreading the philosophy of Ki-Aikido has taken him on a path that is far different from his college-quest of fame and fortune. But it’s not a career path; in fact, Curtis has never taken any money for teaching Aikido.

“I own a successful landscape design, construction, and maintenance company on Maui called Chris Curtis Landscapes,” he said. “This has provided me with a sufficient income to marry and have four children, two of whom are now working with me in this company and will one day take it over.” ■

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at Aloha Mixed Plate in Lahaina. After just four years he opened West Maui’s popular Star Noodle as the executive chef. He also graduated from the Maui Culinary Academy in 2004.

Later he opened Leoda’s Kitchen and Pie Shop in Oluwalu. By 2012, he achieved national fame by duking it out on Top Chef’s Season 10. In the end, he was a finalist winning fan favorite. Later came the awards: James Beard Finalist, Governor’s Commendation and Food and Wine’s Best New Chef in Northwest and Pacific for 2014.

Top Chef and accolades opened lots of doors for Simeon, but he says he really just wanted to raise his family–with his wife Janice and four kids: Asher (born this year), Quinn, Peyton and Chloe, on Maui.

In the middle of 2013, Simeon suddenly left the Leoda’s, Star Noodle and Aloha Mixed Plate family. He was se-

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We caught up over a bottle of Shichi Hon Yari Junmai–the MiGRANT menu has a full list of spirits, craft beers, imported and domestic beers and sakes from small artisan producers in Japan.

The restaurant’s cocktails follow craft with a Filipino edginess. The Migrant Mule, for instance, has vodka, ginger ale, Pimms and candied ginger, while the Paquaios Punch has rum and tropical fruits. Even more exotic is the Palawan Press, which has hibiscus Absolute, Thai basil, coconut water and OJ, and the Manila Smash, which has melon juice, calamansi, tequila and mint.

Our first course involved tasting veggie dishes like the Blistered Shishito peppers with Hidden Valley Ranch and quinoa furikaki. Our server said determining which peppers were hot was a game of Russian Roulette. They were mostly mild, but the

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ou ever wish you could just show up at a chef’s family dinner and taste what they’re eating? I’m always asking chefs what goes on in their home kitchens. At Migrant, Chef Sheldon Simeon’s newest restaurant, you don’t have to wonder. That’s because Simeon simply put all his favorites, inspired by home cooking, on the menu. So much so that his de facto slogan for the restaurant is “Come My House Eat.” Simeon is bringing a new face and personality to the meaning of celebrity chef. A local boy from Hilo, his career seemed to fast track on Maui but started with humble beginnings as a dishwasher

cretive about his new projects when I spoke with him that July. But in August 2013, he emerged at Mala Ocean Tavern doing a pre-fixe dinner benefit. These were the first hints of a partnership with Maui’s acclaimed and respected Chef/restauranteur Mark Ellman.

MiGRANT opened at the end of 2013 in the Mala Wailea lounge, located in the Wailea Marriott. Simeon says his concept was izakaya dining, but added his own Filipino dishes and some modern culinary touches. That translated to a very down-to-earth menu–basically fine dining local style–that shows off his unconditional love of pork and steak. Consider it a melting pot of comfort food, but with a few contemporary touches. He calls it “modern local cuisine.”

“My inspiration was homage to the immigrants who settled the islands,” says Simeon. “My grandparents immigrated

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here from the Philippines. I was raised among the immigrant population on the Big Island. I was influenced by the Japanese, Chinese, Portuguese, Korean and Filipino food I grew up with.”

I rounded up a few girlfriends for a girls’ night out at MiGRANT during Wailea Restaurant Week, and we were star-struck by the food. Simeon says that one of his proudest moments is seeing all the locals come eat his food in Wailea. Considering that super-agent Shep Gordon–the star of the new documentary Supermensch–is a part-owner, it’s no wonder that the restaurant’s been equally well received by celebrities in its first six months.

Our dinner began on the open air balcony that overlooks the resort pools and coastline. The dining room backdrop was a mind-blowing sunset, cooled with a rustling breeze. The indoor dining area also

sauce tempered the heat. In the Choy Choi dish, seasoned bak choy and choi sum were steamed together and topped with crunchy radish. Our final salad, called the Bottom of the Plate Lunch, had shredded cabbage with a warm kalbi jus dressing on top. It hinted at the familiar warm salad from the bottom of your plate lunch but was a stand-alone dish.

Starters on the menu range from $8$11 and oyster shooters are $4. I missed the Kumu Farms kale salad this time but I won’t pass up its namasu, pumpkin seeds and miso dressing on my next visit.

“Bottom of the Plate Lunch is my most unique dish,” says Simeon. “It is such a simple and delicious dish. Crazy delicious.”

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hour, which runs every day 4-6pm and features half off menu items, cocktails and beer and $6 wine and sake selections. Simeon–a frequent poster on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram (@chefwonder and @migrantmaui)–often posts about it with the hashtags #migrantbehappy. He also posts new dishes, specials, and pics from the kitchen. If you miss out on happy hour, Kama’aina kicks in at 6pm with 25 percent off for Hawaii residents. There’s also free valet parking.

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giano Reggiano across the top of it all.

There’s also soup noodles, Saimin and Tsukemen. The Saimin is familiar but upgraded with homemade wafu dashi, Iwamoto noodles, egg, char siu and kamaboko. The French onion Tsukemen has braised short rib and gruyere.

There may be a lot on the menu you want to try, but save room for dessert. Pastry chef Pi’ikea Aki is brilliant. Aki’s gluten-free lilikoi tartlet was an amazing meringue and

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“The crowd favorite is the Hibachi Hangar Steak,” says Simeon. “It is just so tender and delicious. There are lots of textures and the Nouc Cham sauce is out of this world.”

The Seared Diver Scallops were also marvelous. There’s a delicate crisp garlic cracker stuck to them with a bit of Indonesian kecap and yuzu aioli. The dish is topped with tangy nasturtium that stole the show.

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Continued from page 13 food, eaten after a day’s work, with plenty to share with friends and family.

The menu also doesn’t shy away from meats and carbs–in fact, protein is its foundation. You can find dynamite and ahi on every izakaya menu, and they’re represented here, albeit with Simeon’s special touch. Their dynamite is a luscious tableau of fish, scallop, shrimp

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cookie-like tart decorated with flower petals.

It’s pretty to look at but even better to eat.

All her deserts come off as inventive and new: Ovaltine cake with condensed milk whipped cream; Calamansi Semifredo with coconut sponge cake and green tea powder; Petit Fours with magical peanut butter. Even the after dinner drinks hit the mark. We tried a Pineapple Upside Down Cake Martini, and agreed that Malibu pineapple never tasted so good.

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I also made room to taste the Tocino–Filipino sweet pork–which is a crispy, sweet, cured dish that’s served with crunchy pickled red onion and guava jelly. Entrees also include Korean fried chicken with peanuts and Pan Roasted Ahi Belly. All the mains range in price from $24 to $38.

Of course, no island dinner would be complete without noodles, and there are four dishes at MiGRANT to satiate your noodle craving. The Pancit has veggies, fried garlic, pork, shrimp and Shiitaki mushrooms with achuete, and it’s served with calamansi that you squeeze over it. The Hand Cut Fat Chow Fun is the most exotic. He serves chunky house-made chow fun noodles with pipinola shoots, roasted pork belly, tomato and Parmi-

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For me, the Tonkatsu revives the idea of pork chop. He starts with glorious cuts of prime Duroc pork chop, fries them in panko, adds a bacon cream sauce and then tops them with a bountiful bunch of micro greens from Napili Flo Farm. It’s rich but perfect. My favorite piece was the bone in chunk, because I could keep dredging it in the sinful sauce.

But the menu’s most popular protein, despite Simeon’s love of pork, is the steak. There, the flavors of Vietnam grace the grilled steak bites with watercress and pickled shallot.

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This Weeks Picks FRIDAY, JUNE 20 GAUDI – This Friday, Charley’s welcomes back BBC World Music Award nominee Gaudi. The “Dub Alchemist” returns to the islands for a third year for a special summer performance tour. A leader in the electronic music realm, Gaudi has three decades of musical experience and has worked with M.I.A, Beyonce and Shakira. Joining Gaudi will be Danny Ladwa, his longtime performance partner. 21 +. $30-$40. 9pm.

Charley’s Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), Gaudimaui14. eventbrite.com. Photo: Zeb Goodell/Wikimedia Commons

LANAI UKULELE FESTIVAL – Four Seasons Resort Lanai uns this presents the fourth annual Lanai Ukulele Festival, which runs Friday through Sunday. It features Na Hoku Hanohano Award own. winners Paula Fuga, Benny Ueytake and Sheldon Brown. e Those attending will get the chance to explore the ‘ukulele and talk story with the musicians. Make it a weekend trip and receive special room rates during the event.

Free. Four Seasons Resort, Lanai. lanaiukulelefestival.com. Photo courtesy Lanai Ukulele Festival

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SATURDAY, JUNE 21 ART=MIXX: BOHEMIAN FEMINIQUE – In a direct tie-in with the Schaefer International Gallery’s featured artists, ArT=Mixx returns to the Maui Arts & Cultural Center with a Bohemian Feminique theme on Saturday. The evening will honor Rose Adare, Gabrielle Anderman and May Izumi and their perspective on femininity and womanhood. The multimedia music and art event offers guests an opportunity to experience the artists’ creativity and themes of fantasy, adventure and wonder. Food and beverages will be available for purchase. 21+. Free. 7pm-11pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

‘HALEAKALA RANCH: CELEBRATING THE 125th ANNIVERSARY’ – This Friday, you can take a trip back in time and discover Makawao’s rich ranching history through local author John Harrison’s “Haleakala Ranch: Celebrating the 125th Anniversary” presentation. His latest publication features stories of the town’s paniolo ways. Fans will get a unique opportunity to hear the author as well as get an autographed copy. Refreshments will be available. 5pm-8pm.

The Makawao History Museum (1152 Makawao Ave.); 808-283-3732, Facebook.com/pages/Makawao-History-Museum. Image of D. Howard Hitchcock’s 1918 painting West Maui from Haleakala Ranch: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, JUNE 21 MAUI BOARD SHAPERS & SURF ARTS EXPO – Celebrate surf culture at the Maui Board Shaper and Surf Arts Expo this Saturday. Featuring board crafters, artists and surf advocates, the event will also include art, surf education, entertainment and fun. Strut in the swimwear walk-off, enter for a chance to win prizes and rock out to live music by MOTHxp. Ambc Hawaii, Ian Strickland, Arie Bikinis and SOS are just a few of the names you’ll see there. Pau hana with a festive dance party to follow. 6:30pm. Presale $15, $20 at the door.

Maui Tropical Plantation, The Mill House (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu), Mothxp.com. Photo: Bengt Nyman/Wikimedia Commons

BUBBLE DAY – Grab your keiki, sunscreen and swimsuits for some squeaky clean fun during Bubble Day this Saturday at the Kihei Public Library. The Kay. A. Edwards Memorial Fund invites your kids to hop, pop and flop with bubbles of different shapes and sizes. All keiki must be accompanied by an adult. Free.

10am-12pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833, Librarieshawaii.org. Photo: Steve EF/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, JUNE 21 BOWL FOR KIDS SAKE – Big Brothers Big Sisters of Maui’s 27th annual Bowl For Kids Sake returns this Saturday.

This year’s theme is Western Paniolo and the team with the most spirit will win a prize. Participants will enjoy two games of bowling, free food & entertainment, an event t-shirt, goodie bag and chances to win door and pin prizes. BBBS Maui has served the island’s children since 1968 by implementing mentorship-based programs. Sponsor a bowler, join a team or donate clothing to the organization. 9am-5pm. Maui Bowling Center (1976 E Vineyard St., Wailuku), Bbbshawaii. org. Photo: Stefan Grazer/Wikimedia Commons

MECO RUMMAGE SALE – Maui Electric is inviting the public to its Rummage Sale this Saturday. A benefit for the Maui United Way, it’s a chance for us to rifle through MECO’s old junk for a good cause. Need to get rid of stuff?

Maui Electric is also accepting “gently used” household goods up to June 20 to include in the sale. Grab a friend and make it a fun treasure hunt. Maui United Way supports more than 40 organizations and programs that serve the island. 8am-12 noon. Maui Electric Auditorium (210 W. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3216, Mauiunitedway.org. Image courtesy of Maui United Way

SATURDAY, JUNE 21 EARTH-IN-SPACE BIRTHDAY PARTY – This Saturday, gather the keiki for a fun interactive “orbital” story time with science writer Harriet Witt. She’s the co-founder of the Keiki-Kupuna Orbit Project, and she uses art, movement and music to teach kids how the Earth orbits the sun. It’s called “Enjoy an Earth-in-Space Birthday Party,” and it sounds like fun. Suggested age level is eight years and up. 10am. Free.

Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808573-8785. Photo: Apollo 8/NASA/Wikimedia Commons

MAUI WEDDING EXPO – The Maui Wedding Association presents the 19th annual Maui Wedding hop for all things wedding Expo this Saturday. Featuring the island’s premiere vendors, this one-stop shop n, venues, bridal wear, will include coordinators, photographer, videographers, caterers, transportation, dding fashion show. rentals, wedding publications and more. There’s even cake tasting and a wedding n.

Guests can also take advantage of the discounted self parking at the Sheraton. or Keep yourself energized with refreshments available for purchase. Register for 5 free entrance online. 10am-5pm. Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa (2605 Ka’anapali Pkwy.), Mauiweddingassociation.com, Weddingexpomaui.com. Photo: Jasen Miller/Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, JUNE 22 WOMEN’S SELF-DEFENSE CLASS – This Sunday, nday, R. Vicente Rubio will hold a Women’s Combat Selfe will Defense Intensive Workshop. The four-hour course review mind/body training, physical strengthening, comartial bat scenarios and more. Rubio has 30 years of martial arts experience along with a background in aikido, boxrve a ing and capoeira. Space is limited, so call to reserve spot. General $50/ Students $30, 11am-3pm. La’a Kea Farm (639 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-633-1797.

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KI HO‘ALU FESTIVAL – This Sunday, the MACC and The Maui News are presenting the 23rd annual Ki Ho‘alu Slack Key Guitar Festival. Featured performers will include Danny Carvalho, Hapa (Barry Flanagan), Stephen Inglis, John Ka’aina, George Kahumoku, Keale, Kaoru Kohnoike, George Ku, LT Smooth, Bobby Moderow, Brother Noland, Jeff Peterson, Glen Smith and Paul Togioka. The public is invited to relax under the Maui sun and enjoy some of the island’s best music. Free. 1pm-7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo: Aubrey Hord/MACC

MONDAY, JUNE 23 PULEHU WINE SOCIAL – Round up a group of your friends for a pau hana Wine Social at Pulehu this Monday. Guests are invited to taste up to three wines and enjoy the chef’s antipasti while discussing grapes with other connoisseurs. Pulehu won the 2013 Aipono Award for Best Wine List while Wine Spectator gave the restaurant its 2013 Excellence Award. Groups cannot exceed 16 people but reservations can be made online. The offer is available on Sundays and Mondays. Check with restaurant for restrictions. $15. 5pm. Pulehu (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka’anapali); 808-667-3254, Pulehurestaurantmaui.com. Photo: Jorge Royan/Wikimedia Commons

GOOGLE EARTH WORKSHOP – Explore the Google Earth application with Al Bayless this Monday. Bayless will discuss navigating, 3D and satellite image technology in this 95-minute program.

Students must have a valid library card to gain wireless Internet access. If you have a laptop, get a head start by downloading the application at Google.com/earth prior to class. Recommended for 9 ages 12 and up. Free. 5:45pm. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785. Image: Wikimedia Commons

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‘Jersey Boys’ Clint Eastwood takes on Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons Jersey Boys ★★★★★ Rated R / 134 Min.

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lint Eastwood’s career as a director has always been impressive for the variety of material he chooses, as well as the success rate of his efforts and the risks he takes. Sometimes his risky choices result in surprise masterpieces, like Letters from Iwo Jima, Unforgiven and his directorial debut, Play Misty For Me. His latest effort is another unlikely choice for the former Man With No Name and it falls alongside White Hunter, Black Heart and J. Edgar as an ambitious but underwhelming film that fails to match the electrifying potential of its subject matter.

Eastwood gravitates towards making films that are offbeat, unique and certainly unexpected; he shares this quality with the late John Huston, whose later films were also hit and miss but often displayed a fearless, lets-see-if-this-works, gung-ho spirit to filmmaking. Eastwood’s style is subdued, to say the least, but even his lesser films show an older but still crackling master filmmaker willing to take a real chance.

Jersey Boys is based on the wildly popular Broadway musical, based on the life of Frankie

Valli, whose catalog of hit songs make this one of those musicals where everyone knows the songs before they walk into the theater.

Remaining extremely faithful to the stage musical, the story shows Frankie Valli’s rise from obscurity to national attention, as his group, The Four Seasons, ride a wave of popularity from three number one hits.

Their Achilles heel is Tommy DeVito, a selfdestructive group member whose behavior seems both a cry for help and an effort to sabotage everyone else’s hard efforts.

The characters frequently break the fourth wall, talking right to the camera; this worked fine on stage, when the audience was happy to accept exposition while a scene was unfolding. In this movie, the talking-to-the-audience approach never feels anything but distracting.

The reliably classy, professional efforts of the director and his production are strangely hit and miss. There’s a knockout moment where Valli enters a building in search of recording space and representation: the camera travels, in an unbroken shot, with Valli up a dozen stories outside the building.Yet, much of the film has an ugly, washed out look, as though filmed on an overcast day.

Early jokes about the story’s inclusion of Joe Pesci (who doesn’t play himself) feel

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dialed down, as though Eastwood feared going all the way making an in-joke. Yet, he doesn’t shy away from showing himself in an old Rawhide clip, nor allowing co-star Christopher Walken to cut up in ways that are typically quirky.

Even with the great music and a second act that gathers some momentum, most of this is rather dull. John Lloyd Young makes a soulful Valli, but the other actors give highly mannered portrayals, coming off like Goodfellas impersonators. On stage, the stereotypes were appropriately big but blown up onto a movie screen, it comes off like a stream of baddabing-badda-bang, New Joisy clichés.

Rock of Ages, another recent Broadway musical turned movie with a jukebox-ready soundtrack, was also uneven but at least had a couple of knockout musical numbers. Here,

the soundtrack trumps the presentation, with even That Thing You Do! providing a lighter, quick-footed and better take on this familiar material. The big “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You” number should soar but strangely doesn’t (I blame the overzealous orchestral accompaniment). There are multiple endings, intended as a tribute to the film’s stage origins, that come across like indecision in how to properly end the movie.

Fans of the stage show and Valli may walk away happy, as this isn’t a bad film. It’s wildly out of step with the rest of the summer movie offerings, coming across like a counter-programming anomaly in a sea of CGI explosion fests.Yet, as a fan of the stage musical (which I recently saw in Las Vegas), as well as Eastwood, this comes up short and should have been sensational.■

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Film

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JERSEY BOYS - R - Music/Drama - Clint Eastwood directs this look at Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons. See this week’s film review. 134 min.

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NOW PLAYING 22 JUMP STREET - R - Action/Comedy - Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum return as undercover cops, this time at a local college. 112 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY AFTER PARTY - Fri, Jun 20. Join Teoman and DJ Kai K for some smooth reggae vibes all night long! 21 and over. $10. Show starts at 9pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); Casanovamaui.com KI HO‘ALU- SLACK KEY FESTIVAL 2014 - Sun, Jun 22. Make sure to Save the Date so you can enjoy this all-star showcase of Hawaii’s best slack key guitar musicians presented in a laid-back, localstyle ambiance from midday to dusk. You can expect to see some of your favorite musicians and recording artist including Hapa, George Kahumoku, Dennis Kamakahi, Makana, Brother Noland, Jeff Peterson, Paul Togioka and more. Free admission.

1-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org DA UKULELE BOYZ, PETER DEAQUINO & GARRETT PROBST CD RELEASE PARTY Wed, Jun 25. More featured performers include host George Kahumoku Jr., Sterling Seaton and Wainani Kealoha performing beautiful hula. Seating is limited, so book your tickets now for this spectacular CD release event party to enjoy with your friends and family. A pre-show dinner at the Sea House with the show is also available. Show starts at 7:30pm. Napili Kai Beach Resort’s Pavilion. (5900 Lower Honoapiilani Rd, Lahaina); 808-669-3858; Slackkeyshow.com

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm.

Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Jun 19. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm.

Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808877-2661; Downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Jun 21. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; Maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jun 22. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early,

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the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com PULEHU BAR–WINE SOCIAL EVENTS - Every Sun & Mon. Book ahead of time for this fabulous weekly event. Sixteen people maximum will enjoy three award-winning wines, one bite to eat and great conversation with new friends. 5:005:45pm. For reservations, please visit Opentable. com. Pulehu Italian Grill, The Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Drive, Ka‘anapali).

RAINBOW DINE-OUT GROUP - Tue, Jun 23.

The Rainbow Dine-Out Group is an opportunity for our LGBT ohana and visitors to meet socially and enjoy a delicious meal. 6pm-8pm. (Every third Thursday, rotating location). For more information, call 808-446-0549.

ART PANIOLO COUNTRY: A THEMED EXHIBITION - Wed, Jun 4-Jul 8. The Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center is presenting “Paniolo Country: A Themed Exhibition.” Honoring an integral part of the past, the exhibit will feature art inspired by the traditions, lifestyle and individuals that contributed to Maui’s unique cowboy culture. Daily, 10am-4pm. Free. Hui No‘eau win Ave., Makawao); Visual Arts Center. (2841 Baldwin com 808-572-6560, Huinoeau.com

applied to create depth and movement. Every Sunday in June. Maui Hands Galleries. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; Mauihands.com ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES- Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-419-6020; Islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE MAUI FARM BENEFIT GOSPEL LUNCHEON - Sat, Jun 28. This event will introduce the Maui Gospel Community Choir, a multi-cultural representation of island residents who sing. Enjoy an afternoon of Gospel music and a healthy Southern menu. Partial proceeds will benefit The Maui Farm, a local nonprofit that empowers families and changes lives. Tickets are $30 advance, $35 at the door, and $55 per couple. Tickets are available at Awakening In Paradise & the Green Lotus Book Stores, or online at Omzonemaui. com. For more info, please call 808-298-9022, or check out Themauifarm.org

MAMO ON MAUI: WEARABLE ART SHOW Sat, Jun 28. This popular annual show on Oahu grew out of a month-long celebration of Native Hawaiian art launched by Vicky Holt Takamine in 2006. O Of that inspiration, Takamine says, “We realized that art iis not just what we frame IPORTRAIT ARTIST ARIan and put on a wall. It’s the EL QUIROZ - Fri, June 20. c culture, principles and This Friday, Maui Hands values that are at the Gallery presents portraicore of who we are, that ture Ariel Quiroz. The get transferred to the public is invited to get things that we wear.” their portraits painted by Expect to see cutting T the Chilean native, who’s U O edge design as well as K C also this month’s Maui creative comfort with CHE EK Hands Gallery’s Artist in WE CAN ttraditional patterns and U THE Residence. Interact with YO F m motifs translated for conO 19. m Quiroz through the medium KS tem temporary styles. Tickets AGE PIC P esof impressionism and expresON are $ $35, $45, and $60. Presionism. The visual artist holds show d dinner by Three’s Bar & ucation degrees in art and education Grill. 7:30 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. ory in the art and has an extensive history M l Mauii A Arts & C Cultural Center. (One Cammix. 12pm-3pm. Maui Hands (1169 Makawao eron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org Ave.); 808-572-2008, Mauihands.com KAWEHI - Sat, Jul 5. Check out the “I AM PLEIN AIR EXTRAORDINAIRE - Fri, June 20.

KAWEHI” Hawaii tour as it reaches Maui this Viewpoints Gallery presents artists Joseph Fletchsummer with special guest Kanoa. Kawehi is er and Michael Clements. Fletcher and Clements originally from Honolulu, but now lives in Los are painters who bring life and energy to the paintAngeles. Known for her unique sounds and ings they create. Free. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery honest lyrics, Kawehi has been referred to as a (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; “DIY artist” and a “one-man-band” with her intriViewpointsgallerymaui.com cate loops, beatboxing and innovative use of the guitar and ‘ukulele. She was also listed as part JOEL HEINZ–ARTIST IN RESIDENCE - Sun, of the “Hot 100 Unsigned Artists & Bands” in Jun 22. Heinz began painting with no formal art Music Connection Magazine in 2011. For tickets training other than what he was able to pick up and more info, please visit Kawehi.com. Show in school, from associating with other artists and starts at 8pm, 21 and over. The Mill House. Maui from the joys of experimentation and discovery.

Tropical Plantation. (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., He’s since gained a greater appreciation for the Waikapu); Mauitropicalplantation.com Hawaiian culture, and is particularly intrigued by ancient designs on tapa cloth and by Hawaiian LISA LOEB - Fri, Jul 11. The savvy, Grammy-nompetroglyphs. He now combines these two culinated singer and songwriter Lisa Loeb is welltural icons, creating acrylic paintings of ancient known for her engaging style and lyrical melodies Hawaiian imagery on tapa cloth. (Also, June 25). like “I Do” and “Nine Stories–Do You Sleep?”

1-3pm. Maui Hands Galleries. (84 Hana Hwy., She started her career with the platinum hit “Stay Paia); 808-579-9245; Mauihands.com (I Missed You)” and has turned that early success into a multi-dimensional career encompassing muRICHARD DIGIACAMO–ARTIST IN RESIsic, film, television, voice-over work and children’s DENCE - Sun, Jun 22. Digiacamo is an accomrecordings. Maui’s own Gail Swanson opens the plished artist who is known for his innovative apshow. Tickets are $30, and $45 for premium seatproach to coloration. For more than 35 years, he ing. Show starts at 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. has worked with celebrities, noted interior designMaui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, ers and leading institutions. Transplanted to Maui, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org Hawaii in 2010, Richard has ascended to a new level of artistic ability with his newly-created metal NA HOKU AWARD WINNERS CONCERT fused art. Created by the etching of aluminum panSat, Jul 12. Check out Hawaii’s musical bests on els and color, and fused with various techniques, Maui! This annual concert features winners from his technique calls for many coats of clear seals,

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the Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, announced by the Hawaii Association of Recording Arts. Enjoy the best contemporary music of Hawaii with current and previous years’ talented Na Hoku winners in gorgeous setting under the glowing glass roof of the pavilion. Line-up TBA. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘LEGALLY BLONDE–THE MUSICAL’ - Jul 11-Aug 3. Sorority-sister valley girl Elle Woods (played by Casey Murphy) goes to Harvard Law to get her boyfriend Warner (Dylan Bode) back.

She ends up defying expectations, finding friendship and love with grad student Emmet (Charles Cook), all while staying true to herself. Tickets are $17-$28. Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm, Sundays at 3pm. Iao Theater. (68 N. Market St, Wailuku); 808-244-6969; Mauionstage.com CHARICE PEMPENACO - Sun, Jul 13. This young Filipina artist started singing when she was four. Avid fans made her an Internet sensation with millions of hits on her videos, and the world took notice–ultimately leading to appearances on the Korean variety show Star King. Tickets are $39, $66, $88. Limited VIP tickets $102 includes “Meet & Greet” opportunity. Pre-show dinner by AK’s Cafe. Show starts at 7pm. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MAYJAH RAYJAH - Fri, Jul 25- Sat, Jul 26.

Check out Hawaii’s premiere annual island and Reggae music festival, and its biggest yet, spanning two nights and featuring international stars Shaggy of Jamaica and J Boog of California, plus local favorites. Friday’s line-up includes Shaggy, Rebel Souljahz, Anuhea, Awa, Kapena, Bo Napoleon, Sammy J, Mahi Crabbe, Shar Carillo and Swiss. Saturday has J Boog, Hot Rain, Common Kings, Tenelle, Nesian Nine, Jah Maoli, Siaosi, Kiwini Vaitai, The Jimmy Weeks Project, Jay Keyz and Inna Vision. Tickets are $58 for two-day admission, per night is $33 advance /$40 day ofshow /$29 night, Group Rate for 10 or more. Ticket outlets: Request Music in Wailuku, Hard Rock Café in Lahaina. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 19 MAUI’S MANTA RAYS: AMBASSADORS OF OLOWALU REEF - Learn about Hawaii’s largest population of manta rays. With wingspans reaching more than 22 feet, these graceful giants have touched the hearts and minds of people all over the world. Hosted by Hawaiian Islands Humpback Whale National Marine Sanctuary, Dr. Mark Deakos will make the presentation. Deakos has a biology degree from the University of Waterloo, completed his master’s degree studying humpback whale behavior and completed his doctoral degree with a focus on manta ray ecology at the University of Hawaii. 6-8pm. Kihei Conference Room. (726 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-725-5902; Hawaiihumpbackwhale.noaa.gov PICNIC FOR POKI - This monthly event brings the spirit of aloha and Hawaiian music to the Maui community in honor of the late Allen “Braddah Poki” Pokipala. Braddah Poki was dedicated to sharing Hawaiian music throughout various venues in Hawaii. Take a midday break and enjoy the beautiful sounds of Hawaii. There will be delicious fresh baked cookies and coffee from the Roselani Place kitchen. Bring your lunch, a lawn chair, and most importantly, bring a friend. For more information, contact Diane at 871-7720. 11am. (Every 3rd Thursday) Historic Kaahumanu Church. (103 S. High St., Wailuku); Roselaniplace.com

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Digiluxe w/ DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Thursday Nights w/ Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 6:30-8:30pm

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

FRIDAY, JUNE 20 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm.

Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.

Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, JUNE 21 UNCLE WAYNE WATKINS & THE HOWLING DOG BAND AT MAUI COUNTY LIBRARIES Jun 21-27. In celebration of the 2014 HSPLS Children’s Summer Reading Program, “Uncle Wayne” Watkins and the Howling Dog Band will be featured performers at nine selected public libraries in Maui County.”Fizz, Boom, Read” is this year’s theme. Children will get the chance to experiment with lava lamps, launch rockets and build a solar system mobile. These activities and the special ‘Hardware Science’ event currently underway at selected libraries will provide keiki with a fun learning experience about Science, Technology, Engineering, Arts & Math (STEAM) concepts. Keiki three and older, accompanied by a parent or caregiver, are invited to experience an energetic, educational, and entertaining performance by Uncle Wayne and the Howling Dog Band. Free. Jun 21: 10:30am at Kahului Library. Jun 23: 10am at Molokai Library.

Jun 24: 10am at Wailuku Library. Jun 25: 10am at Lahaina Library. Jun 26: 10am at Makawao Library.

Jun 27: 10:30am at Kihei Library. For more information, please visit Librarieshawaii.org.

2014 HULIAU YOUTH ENVIRONMENTAL FILM FESTIVAL - If you didn’t check out the premiere event, bring your family and friends and support the final showing of seven short environmental films made by Maui youth ages 12-18. Hosted by the Maui Huliau Foundation, this is a free event,

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-TBA

SIN, 9pm

Sonic Reunion w/DJ Blast, 10pm

Fish Tank w/ Buddy Davis, 9pm

Gina Martinelli 6pm

WED-Happy Humpday!

Quiz 7pm

DJ L, 10pm

Jordan 6pm

Natalie Robles, 6pm

MON--Bartenders Mix, TUE- Johnny Ringo, 10pm WED-Happy Humpday!

Private Event

The House Shakers, 6:30pm

Blues Brunch, 12:30-3pm Ryan Robinson

Jazz Sundays, 1-4pm PM-Rick G

MON-Rick G, TUE- Steve Craig & The Lonely Hearts Shakers, WED- Cole Sulenta, 6:30pm

Dominic 4-8pm, Satterday Saints, 9pm

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Red Krown, 9pm

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm, TUE-Karaoke, WEDRick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm-close

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30

MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Elvis!

Burn’n Love Sneak Peak, 6:30pm, WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm

Evan Shulman, 5:30-8:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON- Movie Night N Music, TUE- DJ 10pm

no music, but saloon is open!

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

Sunday Sessions w/ DJ Decka, 9pm

GAUDI W/ DANNY LADWA 9:30pm, $30 pre-sale

COOL CAT CAFE DIAMONDS ICE BAR

DJ CIA and Del Sol, 10pm

Teoman w/ DK Kai K $10

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

Frisky Friday w/ DJ LaRage, 10pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

but donations of any amount will be accepted at the door. Doors open at 6:45pm, show starts at 7pm. A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, Seabury Hall Campus (480 Olinda Road, Makawao); Mauihuliaufoundation.org/festival.

A NUTRITIONAL APPROACH TO ALZHEIMER’S - Dr. Steve Blake will present a class and slide presentation titled “A Nutritional Approach to Alzheimer’s.” You will learn the benefits of increasing your intake of antioxidant fruits and vegetables. You’ll also hear about studies that show which supplements and medical plants are effective in reducing the risk and progression of this common dementia.

Light, healthy refreshments will be served along with musical entertainment by Glenn Foster. Admission is free and open to the public. 1:30-3:30pm. Roselani Place. (88 S. Papa Ave., Kahului); 808-871-7720.

To reserve your space or for more information contact Diane at diane@roselaniplace.com ENJOY AN EARTH-IN-SPACE BIRTHDAY PARTY - Gather the keiki for a fun interactive “orbital” story time with science writer Harriet Witt.

She’s the co-founder of the Keiki-Kupuna Orbit Project, and she uses art, movement and music to teach kids how the Earth orbits the sun. It’s called “Enjoy an Earth-in-Space Birthday Party,” and it sounds like fun. Suggested age level is eight years and up. 10am. Free. Makawao Public Library (1159 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-8785.

VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation.

You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system.

808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, JUNE 22 WOMEN’S COMBAT SELF-DEFENSE INTENSIVE WORKSHOP - R. Vicente Rubio his holding a Women’s Combat Self-Defense Intensive Workshop. The four-hour course will review mind/body training, physical strengthening, combat scenarios and more. Rubio has 30 years of martial arts experience along with a background in aikido, boxing and capoeira. Space is limited, so call to reserve a spot. General $50/ Students $30, 11am-3pm. La‘a Kea Farm (639 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-633-1797 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

MONDAY, JUNE 23 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-2498811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, JUNE 24 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting.

Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25 DIABETES SELF-MANAGEMENT CLASSES

MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

- Every Wed, Jun 25-July 30. The County of Maui Department of Housing and Human Concerns’ Office on Aging will sponsor a “Better Choices, Better Health” Diabetes Self-Management workshop series. It’s an evidence-based educational health aging program designed to help people manage their diabetes as well as their overall health through achievable action plans for improving nutrition, exercise, relaxation, communication skills, medication management and more.

Participants receive a book, Living a Healthy Life with Chronic Conditions, and a relaxation CD, Time for Healing. Cost is $10 for individuals 60 years and older and for caregivers of any age. The cost is $35 for participants under the age of 60.

Scholarships are available. The series includes six weekly sessions that meet on Wednesdays from June 25-July 30, from 9-1:30pm. Kaiser Permanente’s Wailuku Clinic. (80 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-463-3166 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

Nuff Sedd, 9-11pm

1810’, 8-10pm

JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke All Day!

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (Maui Tropical Plantation) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders. Pick up on Wednesday. Free.

11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156, Lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy)

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm

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FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org; Upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm.

Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted.

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MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; Longhis.com

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Every Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; Kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Tue, Ben 3-5pm, Eddie Sabala 6-8:30pm; Wed, Danyell 3-5pm, Puhi K6 6-8:30pm; Thu, Ben 3-5pm, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm, Henry Kapono (June 6 only) 5-7pm, Damon & Tim 6-8pm; Sat, Danyell 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm; Sun, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm, Damon & Ron Oversize Prod. 6-8:30pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30, Wed: Kenny Roberts 5:30-8:30, Thur: Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Fri: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando Kane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

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JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

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LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Tue, Open Mic.; Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

Thirsty Thursdays w/ Bo Napoleon 6:30pm, TrishDaDish Pub Quiz 9:30pm

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MON- Stay Eazy 6:30-8:30pm, TUE -Mulligans Magic Show, 6:30-8pm, WED-Makai Jazz Group 6:30pm

Hawaiian Music w/ Uncle Ahtim Elenek, 4-7pm

Maui Blues Band, 6:30-9:30pm

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Karaoke w/ Dudley 8:30pm-12am; no cover

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PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

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MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

CAPISCHE? - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-879-2224.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm; Fri, Fulton

WED-Open Mic Night w/ Wes Furumoto, 8pm

WED- Blues Night w/House Shakers 8:30pm, no cover

Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka‘oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka‘oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne sets Mulligans afire 7pm; Thu, Super Fun Pub Quiz with Trish 9:30pm; Fri, Stay Eazy 7-9pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:309:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 7-9pm; Tue, Brenton Keith’s Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:308pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:307:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

RITA’S - Thu, Hawaiian Music with Ahtim Elenek 7pm; Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:30-8:30pm.

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THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Pi‘ilani Arias 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben Deleon 5-8pm; Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

UPCOUNTRY CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Thu, Prime Rib Thursday Night Blues with Mark Johnstone & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Jamie Gallo 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - First Wednesday, Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 5:30-8pm; (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Rick 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradewinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:30-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

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You’re so good at saying just the wrong thing at the worst time, consequently totally aggravating a situation that, say, a politically-minded Aquarius could have defused with a kind word and a joke. At the same time, I’m aware that I can’t increase your diplomacy in one measly paragraph. You do have one recourse, however: parlay your tactlessness into an advantage.

Every weakness can be played as a strength. For instance, those who know you’re incapable of subtle manipulations might trust (and adore) you all the more, knowing you’ll never screw them around.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

At first, when parts of your world started running backwards, it was an awkward transition. How to resolve this clock with that one, running in reverse? (Forget arriving on time anywhere.) Lately, however, with enough of your world now turned on its head—at least 51%, to be exact—it’s all the shit that’s still running the old way that’s out of place.

Your new reality is the dominant one, so stop trying to maintain your old habits. They’ll no longer do you enough good to justify themselves. One of these habits—a repulsive dinosaur of a habit—will fight this, to the death. Screw it. No, better yet—just kill the damn thing. It’s long past time it went extinct.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You’re slicker than an oil spill right now. Too many people already regard you as a devastating natural disaster, and dread letting you near their boyfriends, girlfriends, or children, for fear of having to scrub away the residue of that encounter for months to come. How can you minimize your environmental impact? Without being facile: by cleaning up your act. I don’t mean sacrificing all the ideals you’ve espoused for so long, but I believe you’re ready and able to actually take on some of the responsibility and commitment you’ve been avoiding, without losing any of those values. Do so this week—and people will welcome you into their lives, not shun you from them.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

This is as good as it’s going to get for a while. Some times are better than others for making quick progress or improving your lot in life. This week you’re likely to encounter incredible resistance when you try to move up in the world. Don’t give up entirely. Just cool it for a week or so. Bide your time and chill out. Instead of trying to force your way through, wait for the opening that’s bound to come. If you’re not exhausted from fruitlessly trying to forge ahead, then you’ll be able to rocket upwards with three weeks of pent-up force.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18) LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Even knowing what you know about the self-fulfilling nature of your self-perceptions, it’s hard to constantly believe in your own fabulousness. Although your ultimate goal should be absolute ego-freedom from others’ opinions, it’s okay to accept an outside boost every now and then to help you get back on track.

Luckily, you have any number of admirers who’ve taken special notice of what you’ve done lately. Let them buy you dinner, but remember: these people are more than just founts of compliments. Anyone who’s willing to believe in and support your magnificence must be pretty great. While you’re graciously accepting their praise, make sure they know you know they’re hot shit, too.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Your ability to tell the truth is at an all time high. I’m not talking your usual crystal clarity, frankly revealing what you’re all about; I’m referring to your ability to tell the truth—and, by inference, the untruth—of what others are saying. This integrity instinct will come in the form of gut feelings or other visible omens which must be heeded if you’re to receive any benefit at all from my horoscope—even if they fly in the face of your rational intelligence, the advice of your friends, or your compassion. In other words, giving someone the benefit of the doubt could be the worst thing you could possibly do right now. Trust your gut!

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

If you have any superficial tendencies, you’d best at least temporarily discard them now—because the person you need the most so doesn’t look like you wish they did. If you can’t shed your prejudices more easily then they can shed their skin, you’re in big trouble, because it means you’ll have to go without the food that best nourishes you for a year, or longer. If, however, you can turn a blind eye to the petty value systems you were programmed with ages back, you’ll get as spiritually fat as your new lover or teacher just may be, in the flesh.

Clumsiness is your worst enemy this week. It sucks to be in danger of defeat by your own potential ineptitude, but it can’t be denied. Therefore, watch your step, Water Bearer. I’m not even that worried about you; you’re resilient. You’ll eventually recuperate from any missteps you make now—but will the people and things you break recover once you’ve crashed into them?

Move slowly and carefully right now—if you can’t handle that, just stand still until I tell you it’s safe to move again.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

You may wish for a Comfort Assistant, someone who’d discreetly follow you around attending to your every need. In addition to making sure you always had a delicious beverage on hand and that the ambient temperature was delightful, they’d perform a variety of other duties: You’d get foot massages every time you sat down. They’d intercept those you loathe, so you’d never have to directly deal with them. However wonderful all this may sound, I can’t help thinking it’d get tiresome after a while (albeit a long while). Because life is about doing stuff, don’t shirk any pie you can stick your fingers into. When it comes to either being uncomfortable or not experiencing anything at all, choose the former, not the latter.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

You’re shedding worse than a golden retriever in high summer. The detritus you’ve been casting off has gathered in corners, piled in tall, flaky drifts against the walls, and populated the dust bunny homesteads beneath your bed. Discarded relationships, attitudes, forgotten friendships, unhealthy habits—they all lie pellmell around your apartment, office, and gym. I know you’re exhausted from your great efforts. But you’re not done; those bad habits and failed philosophies still litter your existence, even if they’re not actively in use. That’s like kicking heroin but leaving needles and paraphernalia everywhere. Get that shit out of your house before you’re buried in it.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

I have felt more of a kinship with you Scorpios this past year than with my own sign. I’ve watched my personal obsessions with sex and death wax and overflow. I’m not alone, either; many people are identifying with you lately. More people actually get what you’re all about than ever before. This is both bad and good. Bad because you may have to give up the I’ma-Deep-Loner-Who-No-One-Understands routine that you love so much. But good because your family of kindred spirits has just nearly doubled. Here’s another good thing: kindred spirits make great sex partners.

Do it right the first time. That’s the gist of the advice doled out by my favorite author, Neal Stephenson. He says it applies whether you’re writing fiction or computer code; it’s always harder to go back and try to debug faulty code or fix bad writing. This advice is relevant to you; specifically to the project you’ve just begun.

Since you could do a slapdash, quickie job right now, then spend a period eight times as long fixing it, or you could take merely twice as long as the quickie version to nail your task perfectly (and never worry about it again), I recommend you choose the latter option.

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