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1. Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa signs a lot of proclamations, but on June 2, he signed one that, for Maui at least, was a bit unusual. What did it proclaim for the week of June 2-8?

A. National Dairy Cow Week B. National Dandruff Prevention Week C. National Mixed Martial Arts Appreciation Week D. National Hemp History Week E. National Map-Makers Week

The federal government is suing the State of Hawaii and one of its government departments for alleged sexual harassment of a former employee, the Associated Press reported on June 2. Which department is the target of the lawsuit?

A. Department of Education B. Department of Transportation C. Department of Land and Natural Resources D. Department of Commerce and Commercial Affairs E. Department of Hawaiian Homelands

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HAWAII CONGRESS MEMBERS WEIGH IN ON SHINSEKI RESIGNATION Normally I don’t publish items on national stories, but given my recent cover story on my friend who killed himself six months after his discharge from the U.S. Army (“Transition Has Been Hell,” May 22, 2014), I’ll make an exception. My story dealt with the large numbers of veterans who kill themselves every year–which is in excess of the civilian suicide rate–but while reporting that story I couldn’t help but notice that other news organizations were exposing just how the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) was woefully unable to deal with the nation’s veterans.

Inadequate health care, horrible wait times to get care and fraudulent reporting on those wait times to ensure executive bonuses–it was all too familiar with me.

On May 30, after weeks of headlines denouncing the VA, Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki–who was born in Kauai and once held the post of U.S. Army Chief of Staff–resigned. Almost immediately, congressional representatives and senators started issuing press statements.

Democratic U.S. Senator Brian Schatz, whose statement on the resignation hit my inbox first, offered measured anger at the VA’s

inaction and incompetence but still managed to remain passive enough so as to not anger the Obama Administration, which is both responsible for the troubled department and has endorsed the senator’s bid for election this year.

“General Shinseki is a war hero and public servant who gave everything he had to our country and the job of Secretary of Veterans Affairs,” Schatz said. “[But] The problems uncovered are appalling and unacceptable and the VA must deliver accountability for any wrongdoing and systemic changes to ensure this doesn’t happen again.”

Democratic Rep. Colleen Hanabusa, who’s running against Schatz this year, took the same approach. “I think that while he would have liked to have been the leader who fixed the problems at the VA, he also recognized that we needed a change in leadership in order to proceed effectively,” Hanabusa said.

“In that light, I think his resignation today is not a sign of failure, but of the same humility and dedication that he has always displayed in his years of service to our country.”

Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard, who is also a captain in the Hawaii National Guard, first noted that Shinseki is “an American hero,” but then aimed a flamethrower at his department: “But this day is not about General Shinseki,” she said. “This day is about all of our servicePHOTO COURTESY WIKIMEDIA COMMONS

A few days after Maui Police Chief Gary Yabuta announced that he was hanging up his hat and moving to Oahu to run a small, federally funded anti-drug office, an employee of the County of Maui stopped me. “What are you guys going to do if they chose a new Maui Police chief who’s more to your liking?” the employee asked.

I told the employee, who holds a position of some authority, that I thought that highly unlikely, but the employee wouldn’t hear of it.

“I hear they’re looking outside the department,” the employee said. “They could hire a woman, someone who’d make real changes.”

“Then,” I said, “we’d write nice things about the chief.”

“That’s not why I read MauiTime!” the employee said, and we had a good laugh.

The thought of the Maui Police Department hiring a chief whose views on law enforcement coincide with this paper’s is about as possible as Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar announcing that they’re converting all of their 37,000 acres of sugarcane over to fruits and vegetables.

It’s a nice thought, but not particularly credible.

Of course, that hasn’t stopped The Maui News from reporting that a new day may, in fact, be dawning over at the department’s Wailuku headquarters. “We’re raising the bar,” the paper quotes Maui Police Commission Chairman Roger Dixon as saying in this May 29 story (subscription required). And how is the commission “raising the bar” in its search for a new police chief? By requiring–for the first time!–that “applicants for police chief have at least a college bachelor’s degree or be a graduate of the FBI National Academy in Quantico, VA,” the paper reported. They’re also increasing the chief applicant’s minimum number of years in law enforcement from five years–FIVE YEARS!–to 15.

While Yabuta himself meets these qualifications (his bachelor’s degree is in sociology, of all things), apparently some of MPD brass doesn’t. And though Yabuta and his two im-

mediate predecessors had all been Maui PD deputy chiefs before rising to the top job, The Maui News also reported that the Police Commission is also considering making the chief’s job a five-year contract gig, like other big cities. Biggest of all, though, is the news that the commission will accept applicants from outside of Maui, though anyone who gets the job will have had to live in Hawaii for 60 days prior to getting the job.

On paper, these are solid reforms, and might just lead to the appointment of a chief with far more progressive views on, say, the photographing of cops in public during the course of their police work. But given the fact that the Maui PD has basically policed itself for its entire life, I don’t think readers should worry about seeing MauiTime suddenly praise the department any time soon.

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members and veterans, and the tragedy that has been occurring within the VA, an organization which has lost sight of its mission… We are facing a crisis, with veterans waiting months and sometimes years on official or secret waiting lists, while others are lost in the bureaucracy. This is unacceptable, and dishonors these

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great Americans who sacrificed so much.”

Democratic U.S. Senator Mazie Hirono, who’s not currently running for reelection to anything, took the most measured of all the stances.

“General Eric Shinseki’s patriotism and dedication to this nation is without parallel,” she said. “I respect the Secretary’s decision to step aside in order to avoid being a distraction. The focus should be on delivering care to our veterans and ensuring the VA has the necessary resources to accomplish that.”

Given that he’s now available, anyone want to draft Shinseki to be Maui’s new police chief?

COUNTY VIOLATING CLEAN WATER ACT We’ve known for a year now that the County of Maui’s Lahaina Wastewater Reclamation Facility (LWRF) has been damaging precious coral reefs just off Kahekili Beach (“Airport Beach”) in Ka‘anapali. It comes from the practice of injecting three to five million gallons of wastewater into the ground each day. In July 2013, the University of Hawaii released a study showing that an astonishing 64 percent of that wastewater is finding its way–through submarine springs– to the coral reefs off shore.

“With elevated nutrients, acidity and temperature, combined with its low salinity and oxygen, the County’s wastewater is, sadly, a perfect recipe for destroying Kahekili’s coral reefs,” said Hannah Bernard of the Hawaii Wildlife Fund in a June 2 Earthjustice press release. “The dramatic decline of this once pristine marine environment is just heartbreaking. The County needs to take immediate steps to save what’s left.”

A year before that study, in April 2012, the environmental law firm Earthjustice filed suit against the County of Maui in federal court, saying that the act of injecting wastewater into the ground at the LWRF was a violation of the federal Clean Water Act. On May 30, federal District Court in Honolulu agreed.

It’s a big victory, and Earthjustice smells more than sewage in the water.

“To discourage polluters like Maui County from using our oceans as their dumping ground, the Clean Water Act imposes stiff penalties,” explained Earthjustice attorney David Henkin in the organization’s press release today.

“Maximum penalties in this case already exceed $100 million, and the meter is ticking at a rate of over $100,000 per day. It’s time for the County to stop dragging its feet and fix this problem.”

The county itself is being low-key on the ruling. “Although we respect the court’s decision we are still reviewing the court’s ruling and evaluating our options,” said county communications Rod Antone.

And apparently they’ll have a while to review it, since it’ll be nearly a year before the court will impose civil penalties on the county. According to Earthjustice, that hearing is scheduled forMar. 17, 2015. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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SHERATON GROUP AWARDS SCHOLARSHIPS StarWish, a Lahaina-based non-profit organization founded by associates of Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa, recently awarded $16,000 in scholarships to 23 students to use toward college tuition. The StarWish Scholarship Fund was founded in 2004 by a group of Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa associates to raise educational funds to support their children and grandchildren.

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Easter and July 4 rubber duck races, car washes, bake sales, silent auctions and by recycling bottles and cans through the HI-5 program. StarWish also undertakes a major community commitment each quarter, identifying projects in need of support and partnering with relevant community organizations to make it happen. Some of these projects include beach and highway cleanups and painting local schools.

A group of Sheraton Maui Resort & Spa associates created StarWish primarily to provide scholarships for their families.

However, some of the money raised is donated to community-minded organizations including the Visitor Industry Charity Walk, the Starwood Associate Relief Fund, as well as local schools.

Since its creation in 2004, the StarWish Scholarship Fund has distributed more than $111,000.

-Suzanne Kayian

Sandra Shelby has been named CEO of the Maui Humane Society.

Shelby will fill the CEO position vacated by Jocelyn Bouchard, who left MHS on April 30 to take the position of Director of Operations at the Hawaiian Humane Society on Oahu.

Shelby has nearly 20 years of experience in the animal welfare field. She started her career as an animal caretaker at The Fund for Animals Wildlife Rehabilitation Center in Ramona, California. In following years, she served as director of development and humane education for the Haven Humane Society in Redding, California. She subsequently founded and served as executive director for Another Chance Animal Welfare League, a rescue agency in Palo Cedro, California. Shelby moved to Illinois in 2009 and served as executive director of the Anderson Animal Shelter in South Elgin, Illinois.

“We are very excited about the breadth of experience and skills that Sandy brings to MHS,” said MHS Board Chair Dr. Judith Aikawa. “She has worked in wildlife rehabilitation, development and fundraising, rescue, no-kill, limited admission, and open admission shelters.

She has experience in all facets of shelter operations that pertain to MHS. We are confident that Sandy will prove to be a great leader for our agency and will be a compassionate advocate for the animals on our island. We hope the community will join us in welcoming her and helping her adjust to our island lifestyle.”

Sandra Shelby

The 60-year-old Maui Humane Society is the oldest and largest animal welfare agency on the island. It is the only agency on Maui that operates an open admission shelter—accepting all domestic animals in need. In addition to its privately funded programs, MHS is contracted by the County of Maui to provide specified animal management services. MHS shelters unwanted animals, provides spay/ neuter programs and promotes humane education and children’s programs. The organization also facilitates pet adoptions, operates lost and found programs, investigates cruelty situations and more.

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times and unusually high suicide rates.

The Maui portion of Gabbard’s tour will take place Thursday, June 5 (that’s TONIGHT) at 5:30pm at the Pomaikai Elementary School Cafeteria (4560 S. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului).

-Anthony Pignataro

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Just a couple hours after embattled Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki resigned amidst bipartisan calls that he step down, Democratic Representative Tulsi Gabbard announced that she would host a “Veterans Listening Tour” throughout the state to find out what veterans need. On Thursday, that tour will stop on Maui.

“The listening sessions are open to the public,” stated a May 30 press release sent out

by Gabbard’s office. “Veterans, servicemembers, and their families are invited to share their ideas, concerns, and personal experiences pertaining to the Department of Veterans Affairs and the Pacific Islands Health Care System. The congresswoman will also answer questions and take in individual casework to serve the needs of Hawai‘i veterans.”

Gabbard, who is also a captain in the Hawaii National Guard, has been outspoken on issues related to veterans, including access to health care, long wait

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“At StarWish we say ‘for the ohana, by the ohana’,” said Nicha Attawut, StarWish president. “Our associates are very passionate and committed to raising this money to put back into Maui’s youth.

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1996 A pre-trial hearing was scheduled in Lamar, Missouri, on Joyce Lehr’s lawsuit against the county for injuries from a 1993 fall in the icy, unplowed parking lot of the local high school. The Carthage Press reported that Lehr claimed damage to nearly everything in her body. According to her petition: “All the bones, organs, muscles, tendons, tissues, nerves, veins, arteries, ligaments... discs, cartilages, and the joints of her body were fractured, broken, ruptured, punctured, compressed, dislocated, separated, bruised, contused, narrowed, abrased, lacerated, burned, cut, torn, wrenched, swollen, strained, sprained, inflamed and infected.”

1999 From a May police report in The Messenger (Madisonville, Kentucky),

concerning two trucks being driven curiously on a rural road: A man would drive a truck 100 yards, stop, walk back to a second truck, drive it 100 yards beyond the first truck, stop, walk back to the first truck, drive it 100 yards beyond the second truck, and so on, into the evening. He did it, he told police, because his brother was passed out drunk in one of the trucks, and he was trying to drive both trucks home, at more or less the same time. Not surprisingly, a blood-alcohol test showed the driver, also, to be impaired.

2002 The Lane brothers of New York, Mr. Winner Lane, 44, and Mr. Loser Lane, 41 (their actual birth names), were profiled in a July Newsday report, made more interesting by the fact that Loser is successful (a police detective in South Bronx) and Winner is not (a history of petty crimes). A sister said she believes her parents selected “Winner” because their late father was a big baseball fan and chose “Loser” just to complete the pairing.

2004 The New York Times reported in February on a Washington, D.C., man whose love of music led him, in the 1960s, to meticulously hand-make and handpaint facsimilie record album covers of his fantasized music, complete with imagined lyric sheets and liner notes (with some “albums” even shrinkwrapped), and even more incredibly, to hand-make cardboard facsimilies of actual grooved discs to put inside them.

“Mingering Mike,” whom a reporter and two hobbyists tracked down (but who declined to be identified in print) also made real music, on tapes, using his and friends’ voices to simulate instruments. His 38 imagined “albums” were discovered at a flea market after Mike defaulted on storage-locker fees, and the hobbyists who found them said they were so exactingly done that a major museum would soon feature them.

1988 And finally, there was ol’ Hal Warden, the Tennessee 16-year-old who was married at 15 and granted a divorce from his wife, 13. Hal had previously been married at age 12 to a 14-year-old (and fathered children with both), but the first wife divorced Hal because, she told the judge, “He was acting like a 10-year-old.” ■

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AND WE TALK WITH REBELUTION’S WESLEY FINLEY

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Nothing says summer is here like going to a festival. And this summer is no exception.

Soon we’ll be planting ourselves on grassy fields around the island for Rebelution, Steel Pulse, movie premieres, actors like Lupita Nyong’o and Evan Rachel Wood getting awards and a chance to taste some of Maui’s most divine food and wine.

To kickoff the first summer music festival, MauiTime talked with Wesley Finley, Rebelution’s drummer, to find out why this Santa Barbara Reggae band doesn’t listen to their own music, how they feel about digital streaming services and how they coped with their worst festival experience...

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Music has taken Rebelution on quite a journey. Do you have a musical mentor along for the ride or is this a learn-as-you-go trip?

We hit the ground running so it’s been a lot of learning along the way. Luckily we have a good education behind us and a strong business sense and work ethic, so we’ve been able to stay afloat. There were definitely things to be learned from touring with bigger bands that have been around the block and we thank them for showing us the ropes.

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Speaking of journey, you played at the legendary Glastonbury in the United Kingdom. How was the opportunity and being first timers? Are you forever changed?

To be honest, it was probably the worst festival experience we’ve had as artists. It was just too big.

We had about 50 people there for the show, and the local crew would not cooperate with us to get our monitors right so we couldn’t hear half of what we were doing. And it was raining.

So yes, we are forever changed, and jaded.

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Well, we can’t guarantee no rain for your Hawaii appearances, but your chances for sunshine will be better than the UK. Your fourth studio album, Count Me In, officially releases June 10. Can you think of a better way to kick it off than with your Count Me In Summer Tour starting with your Maui show at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center?

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Cheehoo! We love the islands, can’t wait to be back.

In 2007, iTunes’ editors named your first commercial album, Courage to Grow, the Best Reggae album that year. How often, if at all, do you listen to that album or any of your past music?

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Who doesn’t like Bob Marley?

He really set the tone for people to connect with Reggae with inspiring, relevant lyrics and tempos that range from dance party to relax mode. Reggae has transcended internationally because of its ability to get everybody on the same page despite the language barrier. There aren’t many other genres that can claim such elasticity.

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Which of you is the band’s den mom? How about the comedian? The risk taker?

I’d say our bassist Marley [D Williams] fills all those positions.

He’s a man of many faces.

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Any embarrassing nicknames we need to know about?

We call [Marley] Marzander, like Zoolander.

You’ve performed at so many festivals big and small. Has there been a constant for Rebelution in your live performances?

Cali Roots has become our new yearly anchor for festivals, although I doubt that can continue forever.

Besides that we’ve carved out a pretty regular schedule for the year: medium-sized winter and spring tours; large summer tour and festivals; record and do international shows in the fall.

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Music allows for a conversation to happen that otherwise may never come to light. How does Rebelution take advantage of this?

We don’t really listen to our music at all because we hear it so often. But we’re stoked people can still enjoy our new music and back catalogue as well.

By having an interview with MauiTime! Touring allows us the ability to interact with a different group of people in a different city every day.

Besides the show itself we have a meet and greet before the show to get some one-onone time with the hardcore fans, and we also host official after-parties sometimes when we want to hang with people after the concert experience. They’re good ways to socialize and talk about the music or other things.

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“Feeling Alright” on Courage to Grow is one of my favorite songs. What’s your favorite from Count Me In? I think I like the track “Fade Away” the most from our new album. It’s easily one of the more different directions we’ve gone in as a band, and has Eric [Rachmany] as a songwriter. It’s a slowtempoed acoustic rock ballad that tugs at the heartstrings. I can’t wait to see people’s reception to it.

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Rebelution has been interviewed in Europe and all across the states about their music. Tell me how roots has such a huge worldwide appeal and what that means to you...

I’ll usually find out about a band through friends or watching programs on the Palladium channel, then listen to more of their stuff on Spotify or Pandora. If I like what I hear, I’ll go and purchase it on iTunes. If there are more than two songs that stick with me, I’ll go a step further and look for their album in an independent record store. If they don’t carry it I’ll buy it directly from the band on their website. I think it’s a good process that supports the right avenues.

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What are you listening to now?

Lately I’ve been listening to ††† (Crosses), Phantogram, Foster the People, Paolo Nutini, Little Dragon, Local Natives and Atoms for Peace.

You started in college at UC Santa Barbara. How did that affect you?

If it wasn’t for us all pursuing a higher education then we never would have met, so we’re forever indebted to that. But speaking of indebted, it’s sad that a good education can’t be more affordable. I believe everyone should attempt a college education, but it’s hard to argue with the underprivileged that claim they can’t afford it. That is something our country needs to work on. Education frees your mind and opens you up to new ways of thinking and understanding–no one should go without that.

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We’ll finish up by having you finish this sentence: Rebelution is ______________.

Rebelutionary.

Rebelution plays Thursday, June 5 at 7pm at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. For more info about the show, call 808-242-SHOwW. For more info about Rebelution, go to Rebelutionmusic.com See Summer Festival listings on page 13

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With the advancement of digital music downloads and social media, how important are live shows?

More important than ever.

Touring is the only viable resource we have left to sustain being professional musicians. As you’re alluding to, music is pretty much free these days, and it’s a battle you’re not going to win should you try and fight it.

Luckily we have a supportive fan base that recognizes this and willfully chooses to purchase the albums and attend shows, which in turn allows us to keep touring and making new music for them.

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How do you listen to new music? Do you use digital streaming services?

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13 THE GRAND TASTING - This collection of Kapalua’s finest restaurants, Kapalua’s newest hotel and fine wines from around the world sounds like a match made in vinum heaven. The Grand Tasting has a new home at the new Montage Kapalua Bay and a special pavilion dedicated to the wines of New Zealand and tastes of Whole Foods will be featured. $160/$150.

6-9pm. Montage Kapalua Bay. LAHAINA FRIDAY TOWN PARTY- Lahaina’s block party celebrates Kamehameha Day with Hawaiian music by Sean Robbin from Big Island and Maui’s Leohone ft. Ikaika Blackburn, Pi’ilani Arias and Kamakoa Lindsey-Asing. Grinds include ono food booths to support the Boys and Girls Club and Lahaina Hawaiian Civic Club. Free keiki art activities and exhibits. 5-8pm. Campbell Park, Lahaina.

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JUNE 5 REBELUTION - See our Wesley Finley interview on Page 10. $40. 7pm, MACC Yokouchi Pavilion MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - For five days, June 4-8, Maui transforms into a superior Hollywood. Check out the new venue–the Seaside Cinema Music Cafe and Sunset Lounge at Grand Wailea–where Emma Roberts, Evan Rachel Wood and Lupita Nyong’o will receive prestigious awards. The Celestial Cinema is back, as well as films at the MACC. And the Taste of Chocolate at Four Seasons, Spago Soiree and Taste of Wailea are just some of the amazing parties that surround the films. Mauifilmfestival.com

6 WAILUKU SUMMER - There are few things that rock the warm months like Wailuku’s Friday Town Parties. Normally nights are quiet in this all business town, but the first Friday of every month Wailuku lets her hair down while the stages go up. Market Street closes to traffic for this free all ages block party that is appropriate for everyone. Nuff Said gives a free concert, DJ Joralien will be at Banyan Tree Park, Free Movie night with Only the Brave at the Iao Theatre and live Hawaiian music at the beer and wine garden. Wailuku Coffee Co. celebrates four years in Wailuku with free cupcakes, an art reception with Ruben Navarro and the HMH Trio. Start the night with free yoga at Body Alive at 4:45pm. Bring your unwanted shoes to If the Shoe Fits for their Shoe Drive. You can also check the live feed at Wailukucam.com. 6-9pm. Market Street, Wailuku.

7 ZENSHIN DAIKO - Get your heart beating to summer’s festival of drums. Premier songs by Zenshin, then visiting international act Hanayui.

The trio of sisters will captivate you with their merry kodo sounds reminiscent of traveling countryside entertainers. Then Yoshikazu Fujimoto, Japan’s most esteemed odaiko player, will jump in. $20 adults; $10 children, 12 & under free. 7pm. MACC, Castle Theater OBON AT LAHAINA SHINGON MISSION - The obon is a time to honor family ties and reflect on your ancestors, then dance the night away with your best buddhist moves.

You don’t have to be a Buddhist to attend and they will teach you the dance steps there.

The Japanese festival lets loose with the best chow fun and other Japanese treats like andagi. Each mission and hongwanji will celebrate its own obon, also called bon festival and bon dance, so catch the one nearest home, or go to them all. Obon service at 6:30pm; dancing at 7:30pm.

UPCOUNTRY AG FAIR - Join the paniolos June 7-8 in perpetuating their heritage and honoring their ranching lifestyle. There will be live entertainment, a car show, motorcycle display, roping, horse rides, wagon rides and working dog exhibitions. 8am4pm. Oskie Rice Arena.

12 KAPALUA WINE & FOOD FESTIVAL Maui’s premiere wine festival sets the bar nationwide. It’s four days of wine tasting, rubbing

NA KAMEHAMEHA COMMEMORATIVE PA‘U PARADE & HO‘OLAULE‘A - Front Street closes at 8:30am while onlookers line the streets in anticipation of this annual Pa‘u riding exhibition and pageantry. The parade starts at 9am and runs through 9:45am, starting from Kenui Street and running through Shaw Street. Then celebrations span Kamehameha Iki Park and Banyan Tree Park with exhibits, keiki art activities, a pa‘u awards presentation, food booths supporting community nonprofits, Maui-made crafters and live local entertainment. 8:30am to sunset, Lahaina.

INSIDE STORIES - Three female artists are featured in the Schaefer space with concurrent solo exhibits drawn from concepts on bohemianism, sexuality, fantasy, instinct and counterculture. Artists Rose Adare: Restraint and Revolution; Gabrielle Anderman: Fear, Letting go; and May Izumi: Cloud Formations and Other Phenomena. The show runs June 8 - July 27. Free. 11am-12:30pm.

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REGGAE AFTER-PARTY - Ride your red gold black and green high down to Sports Page where they are kicking off their Summer Sessions events. It’s a celebration of life in honor of Sebastian Cerda, hosted by Irie Dole. Music by Chala with The Alliez, Lawaia, Kokomon, Doobie and Officer Jerome. $10. 10pm. Sports Page.

15 ARCADIA MANIA - The Fuzz Box invites you to an amazing night of film, video gaming, music and performance. Video game obstacle course, “Scott Pilgrim Vs The World,” DJs, geeky game competitions and who knows what else. Bonus Round players head to the Smoke House for even more pixelated pleasure with DJ Kitty Trap, Deviant and the Honorable Archibald Chizzelberry– plus visuals until the wee hours. 6-10pm, Lahaina Civic Center. 10pm-2am, Smoke House.

SEAFOOD FESTIVAL - The creme de le creme of Maui’s restaurants compete for the “Best of the Fest” award in the final showcase of food and vintage pairings at the Kapalua Wine and Food Festival. Nuff Sedd gets center stage while you enjoy the sunset by the sea on the Ritz-Carlton Beach House Lawn. $160/$150. 6-9pm.

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18 ‘THE MIKADO’ - The Esteemed Hawaii Opera Theatre, with members of the Hawaii Symphony Orchestra, bring the opera to life on Maui with Gilbert & Sullivan’s The Mikado. Follow the elaborate plot twists in the sordid love triangle between Nanki-Poo, Yum-Yum and Ko-Ko. $27, $47, $72 & $97, special pricing for keiki and students. 7:30pm. Castle Theater.

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OBON - It takes place at the Pu‘unene Nichiren Mission. Service at 7pm. Dancing at 8pm.

MATISYAHU & STEEL PULSE - Matisyahu, originally from Brooklyn, now reigns from LA with his unique sound. Steel Pulse has been skanking since 1975 with a message about education for all, fighting injustice and uplifting sounds. $39 advance, $45 dayof-show. VIP: $80 advance, $85 day-of-show. 5:30pm. MACC, A&B Amphitheater.

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OBON - Takes place at Wailuku Hongwanji Mission. Service at 7pm. Dancing at 8pm.

9 OBON - Takes place at Kahului Jodo Mission.

Service at 6:30pm. Dancing at 7:30pm.

DUBFOUNDED - Summer Sessions at Sports Page keep raging, this time with Bud Gaugh, the drummer of Sublime and Long Beach Dub All Stars. Gaugh will perform with his new band Dubfounded and special guest Phil and the Blanx. $10. Sports Page.

16 OBON - Takes place at Paia Rinzai Zen Mission.

Service at 6pm. Dancing at 7pm.

22-23 OBON - Takes place at Lahaina Hongwanji Mission. Service at 6:30pm. Dancing at 7:30pm.

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20 OBON - Takes place at the Wailuku Jodo Mission. Service at 7pm. Dancing at 8pm.

GAUDI - Internationally acclaimed artist Gaudi celebrates the release of In Between Times with a new world tour. Expect a phenomenal live show, where he will be joined by UK beat box champ Danny Ladwa. Special guest with Sandwich Isle Bass. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon.

21 OBON - Takes place at the Wailuku Shingon Mission. Service at 7pm. Dancing at 8pm.

ART=MIXX: BOHEMIAN FEMINIQUE - The summer installment of this art party connects us with visual art, multimedia, video, networking, music, dancing and cocktails, though not necessarily in that order. Guests (21 and over only) will enjoy Feminique - the theme pays reverence to the spirit of women who take the road less traveled. Free. 7-11pm. MACC, Yokouchi Pavilion and Schaefer International Gallery.

SURF ARTS EXPO AND MOTH XP - Celebrate International Surfing Day and the summer solstice with Maui’s board shapers, artists and musicians. There will be a local swimwear walk-off, board giveaway to presale ticket holders and plenty to keep you in touch with the surf community. Vintage surf attire encouraged. 7pm. $15/$20 door. The Mill House. Mothxp.com

22 KI HO‘ALU FESTIVAL - Here will be Hawaii’s best slack key artists: Danny Carvalho, Hapa (Barry Flanagan), Stephen Inglis, John Ka‘aina, George Kahumoku, Keale, Kaoru Kohnoike, George Ku, LT Smooth, Bobby Moderow, Brother Noland, Jeff Peterson, Glen Smith and Paul Togioka. Free. 1-7 pm. MACC, Yokouchi Pavilion/A&B Amphitheater.

28 ‘80S IN WAILEA - Summer’s biggest dance party is back with sweet ‘80s pop mixes by DJ Joe Cortez and Maui’s most eligible host, Jay J. Dress to dazzle at Gannon’s After Dark and shake your booty ‘till the early morning. Designated drivers drink alcohol-free on the house. $10. 9pm. Gannon’s Wailea.

JULY 3 MAKAWAO RODEO - Thursday is qualifying runs, which you can watch for free. The Friday Bull Bash happens at 7pm. Saturday and Sunday offers bull-riding, team-roping, calf-roping, bronc-riding, mugging, barrel racing and breakaway. Live music after the rodeo on Saturday.

Free shuttle Saturday to and from town to watch

the parade. $15 adults, $10 for seniors and students, $5 kids. Oskie Rice Arena.

4 FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS - Celebrate American independence by strolling down Front Street and watching the night sky light up. Live music on the library lawn starting at 5pm. Fireworks display around 8pm.

MAUI THING SIXTH ANNIVERSARY WAILUKU TOWN PARTY - It’s a blowout hottie fashion show celebrating Maui Thing and their summer collection at the Wailuku Town Party in July. This year, they’re planning a show with a circus theme, but that’s all we can hint at for now. Market Street, Wailuku.

5 MAKAWAO PANIOLO PARADE - The 49th annual parade highlights rodeo royalty, beauty queens, pa‘u traditions, classic cars and the hard working cowgirls and cowboys of Maui.

9-11am. Baldwin Avenue, Makawao.

OBON - The floating lantern ceremony is magical, illuminated lanterns with prayers to ancestors are set out to sea at Mala. Dancing later.

6:30 pm. Lahaina Jodo Mission.

KAWEHI - The multi-instrumental performer and international looping sensation will be on Maui for one night. Kanoa opens the show. $20/$25 door. Mill House.

THE STEPPAS - Massive Roots from our Southerly brethren on Hawaii Island, embarking on a statewide tour for the release of their new album.

Special guest Jordan T. $10. 9pm. Sports Page.

11 MO‘OHIKA O PI‘ILANI LAUNCH - A project 18 years in the making, the epic Akua moon launch of Hui of Wa‘a’s Mo‘okiha o Pi‘ilani will be an all-day event. Cultural canoe launch protocols begin at noon, with county and state officials making statements.

The final chant and blessing takes place at 2:30 pm.

The exact launch time will depend on tide, currents, winds and swell at the new Mala boat ramp. After launch, Mo‘olele and a flotilla of Maui outriggers and racing canoe clubs will escort Mo‘okiha o Pi‘ilani to Lahaina Roads near Kamehameha Iki Park and Hui o Wa‘a Kaulua Dry Dock. Huiowaa.org OBON - Takes place at Paia Mantokuji Mission.

Service at 6pm. Dancing at 8pm.

12 IKAIKA NUI EXTREME 5K OBSTACLE CHALLENGE - Mud crawling, climbing, ice obstacles, slipping and sliding on a 5k course built at Mendes Ranch. Ho Nah! $60. 7am. Mendes Ranch.

MAUI CRAFT SESSION - Ka‘anapali’s premiere beer event has special brews, cigars, spirits and fine culinary fare on the Sheraton’s

Ocean Lawn. This year features the distinctions of old world versus new world brewing styles and methods, with Ocean Vodka’s debut with the welcoming cocktail and a selection of the worlds finest whiskies. $89. Sheraton Maui

13 CHARICE PEMPENGCO - This young Filipina is an Internet sensation–just check her Youtube page. Grab VIP tickets for the “meet and greet” opportunity. $39, $66, $88, VIP $102. 7pm.

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18-19 OBON - Takes place at Kahului Hongwanji Mission. Service at 7pm. Dancing at 8pm

25-26 OBON - Takes place at Makawao Hongwanji Mission. Service at 6:30pm. Dancing at 7:30pm.

MAYJAH RAYJAH MUSIC FESTIVAL - This two-day Reggae festival will be the biggest yet.

Catch Shaggy of Jamaica and J Boog, Common Kings, Tenelle, Nesian Nine, Jah Maoli, Siaosi, Kiwini Vaitai, The Jimmy Weeks Project and local favorites like Rebel Souljahz, Common Kings, Anuhea and Sammy J. $58 both shows or $33 per night, groups of 10 $29 each. $40 day of. Starts at 5pm both days. MACC, A & B Amphitheater.

27 SOLO SESSIONS: BILL CHAMPLIN - Formerly with Chicago, Champlin is an iconic jazz/pop artist known for his talents as a soulful singer and keyboardist. Sing along with your inside voice to “Look Away,” “Hard Habit to Break,” “Here In My Heart” and “You’re Not Alone.” $30/$45. 7:30pm, MACC, McCoy Studio Theater

OBON - Takes place at Kula Shofukuji Mission.

Service at 6:30 pm. Dancing at 7:30 pm.

29-31 KA‘ANAPALI FRESH - Take Labor Day to the next level at Ka‘anapali Resort’s dream culinary event. Friday’s sunset chicken skin ceremony, ‘Aha‘aina O Ka‘anapali, will see the Mo‘okiha o Pi‘ilani lead a flotilla of canoes to the shores of Ka‘anapali Beach with traditional chanting and gift exchange sea to land. Meet the islands farmers at the Grown on Maui Market at the Whalers Village. Craft Mixology is the name of the game at Saturday’s Fresh Mixology 101, where handson cocktail crafting and supping get the day rolling. Then culinary enthusiasts gear up for “From Range to Sea,” the signature Food and Wine Festival event that showcases the island’s harvest, along with live entertainment and libations.

The grand finale is a six-course menu by six chefs at the Hyatt Maui, a prelude to the Hawaii Food and Wine Festival on Oahu. Kaanapalifresh.com

SEPTEMBER 12-13 CHINESE MOON FESTIVAL - Celebrate the first full moon of harvest season in Lahaina with moon cakes, cooking demonstrations, the Chinese Ribbon Dance, live music with traditional instruments and cultural arts.

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, JUNE 5 DINNER AND A MOVIE – Turn one of the Maui Film Festival’s Celestial Cinema screenings into a date night with dinner specials at Gannon’s in Wailea. Guests who decide to dine at the golf course restaurant will be eligible for complimentary parking and a reserved beach chair during the festival’s Celestial Cinema. It’s also a great way to avoid the crowded parking shuttles. Restrictions apply. Gannon’s, Wailea Gold & Emerald Golf Course (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-8758080; gannonsrestaurant.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

BIG ISLAND JAZZ & BLUES FESTIVAL – While we realize this isn’t on Maui, we still think it’s worth a trip! The third annual Big Island Jazz & Blues Festival runs Thursday through Sunday. The eclectic mix of Grammy, Na Hoku Hanohano and Blues Music Award recipients at the festival includes Jason Marsalis, Skip Martin, Donald Harrison, Johnny Sansone and Benny Uyetake. $60-$85. For more information, visit bigislandjazzanbluesfestival.com. Photo of Skip Martin: Harald Bischoff/Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, JUNE 6 FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – What better way to start off summer than with a free Nuff Sedd concert at the end of the work week? That’s right–they’ll be on the Maui Thing stage during the Wailuku Town Party.

Oh, and DJ Jorel Losano will be under the banyan tree. And be sure to keep your eyes peeled for magician Timothy Wenk. Best of all, you can get a free yoga session at Body Alive Yoga. They offer various yoga experiences as well as a range of classes from yogalates to candlelight yoga. Now that’s a pau hana. Free. 4:45pm. Body Alive (1995 W. Main St., #20, Wailuku), bodyaliveyoga.com. Photo: Jen Russo

MA QI FEST – Invest in your chi during the third annual Maui MAUI Q Festival, which runs Friday through Tuesday. Qi practitioners Qi w gather for universal t’ai chi concepts, peace games, workwill s shops and more at Camp Keanae. The five-day event will feature Mas Master Zhao Guohong and explore the Yang, Cmc, Guang Ping Yang & Chen styles of the art form. The registration fee includes lodgin and organic, locally sourced meals. $650. Camp Keanae lodging Hana Hwy.), pushingforpeace.org/maui-qi-fest.

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FRIDAY, FRID I DA ID AY Y, JUNE Y, JJU U NE 6 TASTE OF CHOCOLATE – Indulge in the Maui Film Festival’s annual Taste of Chocolate this Friday at the Four Seasons Resort Maui.

Everything about this event is chocolate excess. Do you like Liquid Nitrogen White Chocolate Ice Cream Salted Caramel Floats? How about Dark Chocolate Fudge Brownies? Marshmallow fluff S’mores? And I haven’t even gotten to the chocolate fountain, soufflés and crème brulee. Oh, and for locally sourced treats there will be Ali’i Lavender and Chocolate Emulsion, Maui Olive Oil Powder and Surfing Goat Quark Truffles. $125 -$175. 8pm-10pm. Four Seasons Resort Maui (3900 Wailea Alanui Dr.), mauifilmfestival.com. Photo: Jen Russo

PORTRAIT ARTIST ARIEL QUIROZ – This Friday, Maui Hands Gallery presents portraiture Ariel Quiroz. The public is invited to get their portraits painted by the Chilean native, who’s also this month’s Maui Hand Gallery’s Artist in Residence. Interact with Quiroz through the medium of impressionism and expressionism. The visual artist holds degrees in art and education and has an extensive history in the art mix. 12pm-3pm.

Maui Hands (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-5722008, mauihands.com. Photo courtesy Maui Hands

SATURDAY, JU SATURDAY JUNE UNE 7 TASTE OF WAILEA – Sample Wailea’s best cuisine at the annual Taste of Wailea this Saturday. Fifteen restaurants will set up stations in the Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course. The lineup will include Monkeypod, Spago, Duo, Morimoto Maui, Gannon’s, Joe’s, Amasia, Ko, Matteo’s, Tommy Bahama, Capische?, Mulligan’s, Fabiani’s, Mala Wailea and Migrant. And each Taste of Wailea ticket also brings admission to the Saturday Celestial Cinema screenings as well. $125 & Up. 21+ 4:30pm-7pm.

Wailea Gold and Emerald Golf Course (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.), mauifilmfestival.com/specialevents. Photo: Jen Russo

DJ RHIANNON – Canada’s DJ Rhiannon has opened for Tiesto, Deadmau5 and Steve Aoki.

Now she’s coming to Maui–in fact, Casanova will host her this Saturday. Her dedication to vinyl and ability to cater to her audience has won her fans over remix after remix. Find out what all the rave is about!

DJ Kurt will open the show. $15. 10pm. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220, casanovamaui.com. Photo courtesy Djrhiannon.com

SATURDAY, JUNE 7 ZENSHIN DAIKO TAI TAIKO FESTIVAL – Experience the art of Taiko at the 15th annual Zenshin Daiko Taiko Fe Festival this Saturday. Join Maui’s Zenshin Daiko and special guests Hanay and Yoshikazu Fujimoto for a time of classic Japanese music Hanayui so and sounds.

The 50 performers will debut new material and revisit old favorites as well. Sit back and let the beat take its path. 7pm. $20 adults, $10 kids 12 years & under/ seniors. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); C 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC 808-

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MAUI GO RED WALKING CLUB – The American Heart Association’s Go Red for Women Maui Team is walking the talk. This Saturday (and everyy lub for month’s first Saturday until December), join the Maui Go Red Walking Club a brisk stroll through Keopuolani Park in Kahului. These monthly walks aim mal to motivate people towards more active and healthier lifestyles. The informal e. walks welcome all to join at their own pace. Don’t forget your water! Free.

8am-9am. Keopuolani Park (Kahului), mauigoredforwomen.org.

Photo courtesy facebook/mauigoredforwomen

SUNDAY, JUNE 8

UPCOUNTRY AG & 4-H FARM FAIR – The 34th annual Maui Upcountry Ag & 4-H Farm Fair returns to the Oskie Rice Arena this Saturday and Sunday. Bring the family for ono food, horseback rides, a petting zoo and entertainment.

Members of Maui’s 4-H Club will present their project animals and compete for champion ribbons and trophies. An auction of the market steers, hogs and lambs and replacement nanny goats will also take place. And there will be special appearances by cartoon characters, favorite local musicians and a Made-in-Hawaii tent will round up the fun! Free. 8am-4pm.

Oskie Rice Arena (Olinda Road, Makawao), mauiupcountry4hfair@gmail.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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SEED EXCHANGE – You reap what you sow and Maui Seed Savers wants you in on the sharing this Sunday. Consider it a celebration of seeds: the afternoon will gather Maui’s seed community for live demonstrations and seed/plant trading.

Learn how to preserve, identify and propagation techniques. Listen to live music, talk story and swap seeds. Free. 12pm-3pm.

Paia Community Center (Hana Highway, Paia), evnryan@hotmail.com.

Photo: Wikimedia Commons

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 11 AKAKU STUDIO CERTIFICATION – Interested in producing or directing your own show? Akaku’s Studio Certification course can help. This Tuesday, the course will kick off for four days that will cover set lighting, video mixing, directing, hosting, live production and more. Students will be given the opportunity to work on Akaku shows to complete their certification. Students are expected to have basic Windows and Macintosh OS knowledge, with video production experience a bonus. $50-$185 (depending on qualification) 3pm-6pm. The Michael Clark Studio (333 Dairy Rd. Suite 104, Kahului) akaku.org/education/ classes/studio-production. Photo courtesy Akaku

ROCK THE BOAT SUNSET CRUISE – Take a sunset cruise aboard the 70-foot Kaulana catamaran this Wednesday. It comes complete with a 360 degree view, two free cocktails and a DJ. Assorted hot & cold appetizers will also be available for guests. Planning on drinking? Remember to bring your ID and inquire about free (Lahaina) pick ups. $22-$45. 4:30pm check-in.

5pm-7pm. hawaiioceanproject.com.

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Wonderfully Wicked Angelina Jolie vamps it up well in ‘Maleficent’ Maleficent ★★★★★ Rated PG / 97 Min.

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here was a time when Disney was, creatively and financially, on shaky ground. The studio’s animation unit experienced a renaissance that began with The Little Mermaid in 1989 and continued with blockbusters like Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin and The Lion King, leading to the fusion with Pixar that flourishes today. But before Disney reclaimed its status as one of the most durable and reliable entertainment forces in the world, there was that period of the uncertainty in the early to mid 1980s.

Prior to the launch of their “adult” unit, the Touchstone Pictures division (which released the successful, PG rated Splash in 1984), the studio was making grittier fare for grown-ups as well as children. In addition to ambitious sci-fi efforts like Tron and The Black Hole, there was also Dragonslayer and the brilliant, ahead-of-its-time and unapologetically scary Return to Oz. Films such as these remain rich, underrated works that tapped into the Brothers Grimm themes and approaches found in the studio’s

earlier, scarier animated works (like Snow White, Pinocchio and Fantasia). One of my favorite things about Maleficent is how it bravely marches into the darkness and aims to dazzle children and their parents in equal measure.

This live-action prequel/re-telling of Disney’s Sleeping Beauty is grand, smart and always impressive, both in scale and in the chances it takes. Angelina Jolie stars in the title role, as the wicked fairy-turned-outcast, whose rage against a tortured king (Sharlto Copley) makes her a pariah to all but a peculiar bunch of forest creatures (this is, after all, a fairy tale). The eventual presence of a beautiful young girl (played as a 16-year old by Elle Fanning) causes Maleficent to consider altering her mission of vengeance.

Jolie never hits a false note, as this perfect match of performer and character brings out a rich, layered portrayal of a wounded soul. One would expect Jolie to vamp it up and, on occasion, she embraces the theatricality of the role. But she’s also heartbreaking, particularly in an early scene where Maleficent discovers she’s been betrayed, horribly, in a manner that leaves her disfigured. The rawness in Jolie’s acting is far greater than you’d expect. Same with the film’s emotional climax, an unexpected twist on the classic True Love’s Kiss ending,

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where Jolie movingly finds the heart of her character’s pain and longing. Best of all, while Maleficent is the film’s sympathetic center, she’s always really scary to look at.

The other casting choices are bold but not as successful. Copley’s offbeat, angst-filled performance belongs in another movie and fails to create a window for the audience. I like him a lot as an actor yet, as much as I hate to say it, a more conventional choice would have worked better. Fanning is a sensational actress but her role showcases her luminous smile and little else. There’s also Maleficent’s shapeshifting bird, a character I loved when depicted by a CGI creation and not when awkwardly embodied in human form by Sam Riley.

The ample spectacle sometimes overshadows the emotional effect of the story. The

explosive climax seems especially over the top in contrast to the quiet, touching scene that leads up to it. Nevertheless, the vision of effects wizard turned director Robert Stromberg (making a knockout debut as a filmmaker) is confident, vivid and stunning from the first scene. The splendor of this world brings to mind Avatar and The Lord of the Rings, as do the action sequences.

At the center of it is Jolie, perfectly creepy and compelling in equal measure, in a turn that embodies the film’s gutsy ambition. As Lana Del Ray’s haunting, gorgeous rendition of “Once Upon a Dream” played over the end credits, I walked out spellbound. For kids who are older than eight and parents who want a fairy tale that’s edgier, but as open about female empowerment, than Frozen, look no further. ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) The Fault In Our Stars-PG13- FRI-TUE 10:45 11:45 1:30 2:00 4:15 4:30 7:00 9:30 9:45, WED 11:45 1:30 2:00 4:15 4:30 7:00 9:30 9:45 How To Train Your Dragon-PG- WED 10:00 Rio 2- PG13- 2D THU 10:20 12:45, FRI-WED 11:00 2:30 5:00 7:30 10:00 Godzilla-PG13- 2D THU 11:30 12:00 2:30 3:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 7:30 8:00 9:30 10:00 10:30, 3D 2:00 7:00.

2D FRI-WED 11:30 2:00 4:30 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:30 Maybe This Time-NR- FRI-WED 10:30 1:15 4:30 7:15 9:50 Million Dollar Arm-PG- THU 11:10 1:50 4:30 7:10 9:50, FRI-WED 11:10 2:40 5:20 A Million Ways To Die In The West-R- THU 10:00 12:30 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:10 8:10 9:40 10:30 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Edge of Tomorrow-PG13- 2D FRI (11:00 1:50 4:40) 7:30 9:50, 3D (10:30 1:20 4:10) 7:00 10:20.

2D SAT-SUN (11:00 1:50) 4:40 7:30 9:50, 3D (10:30 1:20) 4:10 7:00 10:20. 2D MON-WED (11:00 1:50 4:40) 7:30 9:50. 3D (10:30 1:20 4:10) 7:00 10:20 Team Hot Wheels: The Origin Of Awesome Event -NR- SAT-SUN 11:00 Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2- PG- TUEWED (10:00) Pirates: Band Misfits-PG- TUE-WED (10:00) Maleficent-PG- 2D THU 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:20 9:30, 3D 10:50 1:30 4:10 6:50 10:00. 2D FRI (10:40 11:40 1:20 2:20 4:00 5:00) 6:40 7:40 9:20 10:20, 3D (11:10 1:50 4:30) 7:10 9:50. 2D SAT (10:40 11:40 1:20 2:20) 4:00 5:00 6:40 7:40 9:20 10:20, 2D SUN (10:40 11:50 1:20 2:20) 4:00 5:00 6:40 7:40 9:20 10:20, 3D SAT-SUN (11:10 1:50) 4:30 7:10 9:50. 2D MON-WED (10:40 11:40 1:20 2:20 4:00 5:00) 6:40 7:40 9:20 10:20, 3D MON-WED (11:10 1:50 4:30) 7:10 9:50 X-Men: Days of Future Past-PG13- 2D THU

(12:30 3:15 3:45) 7:00 9:45 10:45, 2D FRI (12:40 1:20 3:50) 6:50 7:20 10:00, 3D (4:20) 10:30. 2D SAT-SUN (12:40 1:20) 3:50 6:50 7:20 10:00, 3D 4:20 10:30. 2D MON-WED (12:40 1:20 3:50) 6:50 7:20 10:00, 3D (4:20)10:30 Blended -PG13- THU (10:40 1:20 4:20) 7:10 10:20, FRI (10:40 12:20 3:30) 6:30 9:30, SAT-SUN (10:40 12:20) 3:30 6:30 9:30, MON (10:40 12:20 3:30) 6:30 9:30, TUE-WED (12:20 3:30) 6:30 9:30 Chef-R- THU (10:50 1:40 4:20) 7:20 10:10, FRI (10:30 1:10 4:00) 6:40 10:10, SAT (10:30 1:10) 4:00 6:40 10:10, SUN (1:10) 4:00 6:40 10:10, MON-WED (10:30 1:10 4:00) 6:40 10:10 Neighbors-R- THU (11:40 2:20) 5:00 7:40 10:30, FRI (11:30 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:30, SAT-SUN (11:30 2:20) 4:50 7:30 10:30, MON-WED (11:30 2:20 4:50) 7:30 10:30 Amazing Spider-Man 2-PG13- 2D THU (12:10 3:20) 6:30 10:00, FRI-WED (12:10 3:20) 6:30 9:40 The Other Woman-PG13- THU (10:40 1:10 3:50) 6:40 9:30, FRI-WED (1:40) 6:50

Heaven Is For Real-PG- THU (11:00 1:40 4:10) 6:50 9:30, FRI (11:10 4:20)10:00, SAT-SUN 4:20 10:00, MON-WED (11:10 4:20)10:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier-PG13THU (12:10 3:20) 6:30 9:50 God’s Not Dead-PG- THU (10:40 1:20) 4:00 Brick Mansions-PG13- THU (11:50 2:10) 4:20 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) (NOTE: FRI-WED movie schedule was unavailable at press time. Please call the theater for showtimes) Edge of Tomorrow-PG13- 2D THU 10:40, 3D 8:00 A Million Ways To Die In The West-R- THU 1:15 4:15 7:30 10:15 Maleficent-PG- 2D THU 4:00 10:00, 3D 1:00 7:15.

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born moves next to a frat house. Stars Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne. 96 min.

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 2 - PG - Animation/Comedy - Flint Lockwood is back, and so is his weird machine that makes it rain Italian food. 95 min.

A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST - R - Comedy/Western - Seth MacFarlane, who writes/directs and stars, is a farmer who finds courage when called on to defend the woman he loves from a vicious gunslinger.

Also stars Charlize Theron and Liam Neeson. 116 min.

RIO 2 - G - Animation/Comedy - Blu, Jewel and their kids find themselves in the Amazon. 101 min

EDGE OF TOMORROW - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi Did you like Groundhog Day? Did you like Starship Troopers? Well, here’s both movies, in one convenient package. Stars Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. 113 min.

BLENDED - PG13 - Comedy - Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore play single parents stuck at a family resort after a bad blind date. 117 min.

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON - PG - Animation - It’s your classic Viking boy-meets-dragon picture, because there were dragons around with the Vikings, right? 98 min.

MAYBE THIS TIME - NR - Comedy/Romance Once, Steph (Sarah Geronimo) and Tonio (Coco Martin) were in love. Then Tonio bailed on her. Could they get back together? Running time not available.

TEAM HOT WHEELS: THE ORIGIN OF AWESOME EVENT - NR - Animation/Toy Commercial - If the Transformers and LEGO bricks get their own movies, then so can Hot Wheels cars. 85 min.

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS - PG13 - Drama/Romance - Love story about two teens–one needs an oxygen tank, the other has a prosthetic leg–who fell for each other in a cancer support group. 125 min.

THE PIRATES: BAND MISFITS - PG - Animation/ Comedy - It’s a funny cartoon about pirates who do pirate things. 88 min.

CHEF - R - Comedy - Jon Favreau writes, directs and stars in this tale of an unemployed chef who tries to regain greatness through a food truck. 115 min.

GODZILLA - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Imagine a world in which none of the 10,000 movies with the word “Godzilla” in the title were made, and then a giant monster lizard rises out of the ocean and threatens the world. That’s the movie. 123 min.

HEAVEN IS FOR REAL - PG - Fantasy - Greg Kinnear plays a pastor whose young son dies and then claims to have experienced an afterlife. 100 min.

MALEFICENT - PG - Family/Action - Angelina Jolie plays a bitter witch or something who curses an infant princess, only to realize the girl may hold the key to her (the witch’s) happiness, or something. See this week’s film review. 97 min.

MILLION DOLLAR ARM - PG - Sports/Drama - An agent recruits an Indian cricket player to major league baseball. Stars Jon Hamm and Aasif Mandvi. 124 min.

NEIGHBORS - R - Comedy - A couple with a new-

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 - PG13 - Action/Comics - Spiderman (Andrew Garfield) fights bad guys, including Electro (Jamie Foxx) and Green Goblin (Dane DeHaan). 142 min.

THE OTHER WOMAN - PG13 - Comedy/Romance Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Kate Upton star in this flick about three chicks who take revenge on some guy who’s cheating on all of them simultaneously. 109 min.

X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - The X-Men of the present send Wolverine back in time to the earlier X-Men to save the X-Men of the future, I think. Stars Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen. 131 min.

LAST CHANCE BRICK MANSIONS - PG13 - Action/Crime A cop and an ex-con hunt an evil crime lord in a walled-off neighborhood of Detroit. Stars the late Paul Walker. 90 min.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER PG13 - Action/Comic - Captain America has to fight an old Soviet supervillain called the Winter Soldier, because that’s what our heroic hero types do. 136 min.

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS 2014 MAUI FILM FESTIVAL - Jun 4-8. This annual film extravaganza on Maui is filled with outstanding cinema in all forms. The Maui Film Festival has made a name for itself with a concentration on life-affirming films. The festival offers a wide array of special events at the MACC, Grand Wailea Resort, Wailea Golf Course and more. This year will feature 35 feature films, 20 shorts, celebrity tributes, filmmaker panels and foodie events. For more information, visit mauifilmfestival.com REBELUTION - Thu, Jun 5. Originally formed in 2004, Rebelution’s Eric Rachmany (vocals / guitar), Rory Carey (keyboards), Wesley Finley (drums) and Marley D. Williams (bass) met in college while living in Isla Vista–a neighborhood situated next to UC Santa Barbara. Rebelution always provides inspiring and engaging music that leaves listeners with a sense that they have the power to make this world a better place. The band has ventured to South America, Guam, Hawaii, Aruba, New Zealand and Europe. Gates open at 6pm, show starts at 7:15pm. Pre-sale tickets are $35 and $55. All ages. Yokouchi Pavilion & Courtyard, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahulu); mauiarts.org WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri, June 6. What better way to start off summer than with a free Nuff Sedd concert at the end of the work week? That’s right, they’ll be on the Maui Thing stage during the Wailuku First Friday town party. Oh, and DJ Jorel Losano will be under the banyan tree. And be sure to keep your eyes peeled for magician Timothy Wenk. Best of all, you can get a free yoga session at Body Alive Yoga. They offer various yoga experiences as well as a range of classes from yogalates to candlelight yoga. Free. 4:45pm. Body Alive (1995 W. Main St., #20, Wailuku), mauifridays.com 90’S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST - Fri, May 16. Friday nights on the North Shore are always a for sure party! Bring your friends, meet new friends, mingle and get down and dirty on the dance floor.

10pm. $5 before 11pm, $10 after. 21 and over.

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com PHIL ELLISON & ELLISON CHAINS LIVE - Sat, Jun 7. Check out Phil and his band this weekend upstairs at Paradise. Show is from 9pm-12am. Paradise Grill. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700; paradisegrillkb.com

STAGE LA CAGE AUX FOLLE - Jerry Herman’s La Cage aux Folles has returned to Maui. Georges is the manager of a St. Tropez nightclub featuring drag entertainment and Albin is his romantic partner and the star attraction. Farcical adventures ensue when Georges’ son, Jean-Michel (fathered during a one-night fling), brings home his fiancée’s ultra-conservative parents to meet them. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic

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Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm.

Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com

FOODIE ‘RIGHT THIS SWAY - Fri, June 6. Celebrate with Hula Grill as they celebrate their 20th anniversary.

Dress to impress in your swaggiest Aloha attire.

3-5pm. Hula Grill (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808667-6636. hulagrillkaanapali.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Jun 7. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every second and fourth Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; maui.hyatt.com

12pm-3pm. Maui Hands (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008, mauihands.com PLEIN AIR EXTRAORDINAIRE - Fri, June 6.

Viewpoints Gallery presents artists Joseph Fletcher and Michael Clements. Fletcher and Clements are painters who bring life and energy to the paintings they create. Free. 5pm. Viewpoints Gallery (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979; viewpointsgallerymaui.com JOEL HEINZ-ARTIST IN RESIDENCE - Sun, Jun 8. Heinz began painting with no formal art training other than what he was able to pick up in school, from associating with other artists and from the joys of experimentation and discovery.

He’s since gained a greater appreciation for the Hawaiian culture, and is particularly intrigued by ancient designs on tapa cloth and by Hawaiian petroglyphs. He now combines these two cultural icons, creating acrylic paintings of ancient Hawaiian imagery on tapa cloth. (Also, June 25). 1-3pm.

Maui Hands Galleries. (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245; mauihands.com

RICHARD DIGIACAMO-ARTIST IN RESIDENCE - Sun, Jun 8. Digiacamo is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jun 8. Enjoy a approach to coloration. For more than 35 years, healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian he has worked with celebrities, noted interior dedish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the signers and leading institutions. Transplanted e, first-served rst-served and does laulau special is first-come, to Maui, Hawaii in 2010, Richa sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. w ascended to a new ard was montt Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont leve of artistic ability with level 0 Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 h newly-created metal his Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808f fused art. Created by 875-4100; fairmont.com the etching of aluminum panels and color, and RAINBOW DINE-OUT fused with various techGROUP - Tue, Jun 10. niques, his technique The Rainbow Dine-Out calls for many coats of T U Group is an opportunity O clear seals, applied to CK for our LGBT ohana and K CHE E c create depth and moveE N visitors to meet socially W CA m ment.

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ITALIAN AMERICAN CLUB POTLUCKTue, Jun 10. Come eat, speak Italian and have fun conversation in la bella lingua italiana. The potluck dinner theme will be your favorite Italian recipe. Please bring a dish that serves five or more. The Italian American Club of Maui meets monthly and everyone is welcomed, and you need not be of Italian heritage to join. 6pm. Kaunoa Senior Center. (401 Alakapa Pl., Spreckelsville). For more information contact Diane at 2808008 or Laura at 298-9726. Learn more about at ItalianAmericanClubofMaui.com

ART PANIOLO COUNTRY: A THEMED EXHIBITION - Wed, Jun 4-Jul 8. The Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center is presenting “Paniolo Country: A Themed Exhibition.” Honoring an integral part of the past, the exhibit will feature art inspired by the traditions, lifestyle and individuals that contributed to Maui’s unique cowboy culture.

Daily, 10am-4pm. Free. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center. (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560, huinoeau.com PORTRAIT ARTIST ARIEL QUIROZ - Fri, June 6. This Friday, Maui Hands Gallery presents portraiture Ariel Quiroz. The public is invited to get their portraits painted by the Chilean native, who’s also this month’s Maui Hand Gallery’s Artist in Residence. Interact with Quiroz through the medium of impressionism and expressionism.

The visual artist holds degrees in art and education and has an extensive history in the art mix.

ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSESWed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808-419-6020; islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE MATISYAHU & STEEL PULSE - Sat, Jun 14.

Matisyahu first made a name for himself with his album Live at Stubbs, which was quickly followed

by Youth. Both albums went Gold, and Youth was nominated for a Grammy Award. And Steel Pulse continues in their commitment to fight injustice and promote positive messages through their music. Tickets are $39 in advance, $45 dayof-show. VIP area: $80 in advance, $85 day-ofshow. Show starts at 5:30pm. A&B Amphitheater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ‘THE MIKADO’ - Wed, Jun 18. Performed with members of the Hawaii Symphony Orchestra, Gilbert and Sullivan’s romp through the mythical and nonsensical fantasy world of The Mikado, as performed by the Hawaii Opera Theatre with both international and local stars. Set in Japan as a satire on English society, the storyline of The Mikado weaves the two cultures together with humorous lyrics and elaborate plot twists. Nanki-Poo, son of the emperor, flees his home to avoid an arranged marriage to an older woman, only to find himself falling in love with the beautiful Yum-Yum, who is betrothed to Ko-Ko, the Lord High Executioner.

Tickets are $27, $47, $72 & $97. Half-price kids

12 & under, students w/ID. Pre-show Dinner by Sansei. Show starts at 7:30pm. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org ART=MIXX: BOHEMIAN - Sat, Jun 21. An interactive mixer for the over-21 and young-atheart crowd. ArT=Mixx aims to connect people with art in ways that are both fun and stimulating: visual art, music, multi-media, video, dancing and networking are all part of the package. Art=Mixx: Bohemian Feminique is a conceptual event honoring the spirit of women who embrace a nonconventional lifestyle with creativity and passion, relating to the current exhibit in Schaefer International Gallery. The exhibit features three female artists: Rose Adare, Gabrielle Anderman and May Izumi. 21 and over only. 7-11pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org KI HO‘ALU- SLACK KEY FESTIVAL 2014 Sun, Jun 22. Make sure to Save the Date so you can enjoy this all-star showcase of Hawaii’s best slack key guitar musicians presented in a laid-back, local-style ambiance from midday to dusk. You can expect to see some of your favorite musicians and recording artist including Hapa, George Kahumoku, Dennis Kamakahi, Makana, Brother Noland, Jeff Peterson, Paul Togioka and more. Free admission. 1-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org MAMO ON MAUI: WEARABLE ART SHOW Sat, Jun 28. This popular annual show on Oahu grew out of a month-long celebration of Native Hawaiian art launched by Vicky Holt Takamine in 2006. Of that inspiration, Takamine says, “We realized that art is not just what we frame and put on a wall. It’s the culture, principles and values that are at the core of who we are, that get transferred to the things that we wear.”

Expect to see cutting edge design as well as creative comfort with traditional patterns and motifs translated for contemporary styles. Tickets are $35, $45, and $60. Pre-show dinner by Three’s Bar & Grill. 7:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org NA HOKU AWARD WINNERS CONCERT Sat, Jul 12. Check out Hawaii’s musical bests on Maui! This annual concert features winners from the Na Hoku Hanohano Awards, announced by the Hawaii Association of Recording Arts. Enjoy the best contemporary music of Hawaii with current and previous years’ talented Na Hoku winners in a gorgeous setting under the glowing glass roof of the pavilion. Line-up TBA. 6pm. Yokouchi Pavilion. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, JUNE 5 KEIKI HARDWARE SCIENCE EVENTS - Thu, Jun 5-Tue, Jul 8. In celebration of the 2014 HSPLS Children’s Summer Reading Program, HouseMart Ace Hardware and HouseMart Ben Franklin Crafts will present “Hardware Science,” a free event at four Maui public libraries. Children eight and older are invited to explore all things related to science and will learn some science, technology, engineering, arts and math (STEAM) concepts. In this one-hour program, children will learn how to think like a scientist and experience live science demonstrations using simple equipment and tools available at hardware and craft stores. Attend a “Hardware Science” program event at these libraries: June 5, 10am - Lahaina Public Library (808-662-3950), June 7, 10am - Kahului Public Library (808-873-3097), June

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Kool Kat Affair w/ DJ Vince Hollywood, 10pm

Frisky Friday w/ DJ LaRage, 10pm

Funktastic w/ DJ TRVR, 10pm

Ultraviolets Blacklight Burlesque, 9pm

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

YUM YUM Beast, 9:30pm $10 cover

DJ Rhiannon, 10pm, $15 cover

Mana’o Radio Return!! The Haiku Hillbilly’s & Guests, 2pm, $7 cover

90’s Night with DJ Blast, 10pm

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Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-TBA

Service Industry Night, 9pm

Innavision

DJ L, 9pm

Gina Martinelli 6pm

WED-Turbulence, 8pm

Quiz 7pm

DJ, 10pm

Jordan 7pm

Service Industry Night

MON-Bartenders Mix, TUE-Johnny Ringo at 10pm, WED- Happy Humpday!

Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Kenekoa, 6:30pm

Blues Brunch, 12:30-3pm

Jazz Sundays, 1-4pm

MON-Rick G, WED- JD on the Rocks 6:30pm

Dominic 4-8pm, JAH Residentz 9pm

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Pa’a Mana 9pm-close

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm, TUE-Karaoke, WEDRick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm-close

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Thursday Nights w/ Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 6:30-8:30pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

10, 10am - Makawao Public Library (808-5738785), and July 8, 6:30pm, Kihei Public Library (808-875-6833); librarieshawaii.org WRITING CLASSES - Join interesting and creative men and women who offer talent, camaraderie and support for the ultimate writing experience with Jasmyne Boswell for six whole weeks (June 5-July 11). Beginner-Intermediate/Advanced.

Contact Boswell for more information and registration. $195+. 2-4:30pm. Haiku (off Haiku Rd & Kokomo); 808-268-5807 GRAND OPENING OF HEADQUARTERS CELEBRATION - Alan Arakawa and friends invite you to celebrate their new opening of their new headquarters. They want to spread the word on all the great things Mayor Arakawa and his team have done for Maui County.

6-8pm. Wakea Business Center (180 Wakea Ave., Kahului); arakawa2014.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring an award-winning musician every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, JUNE 6 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm.

Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.

Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, JUNE 7 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30

MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Elvis!

Burn’n Love Sneak Peak, 6:30pm, WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm

Evan Shulman, 5:30-8:30pm

900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

MON- Mellow Yellow, TUE- DJ 10pm, WEDPolka Dots and Moonbeams, 10pm

Karaoke 9pm

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Cole Sulenta

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

- Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-2498811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm. Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Preparatory Academy

VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

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FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949

SUNDAY, JUNE 8 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, JUNE 9 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am.

Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, JUNE 10 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting.

Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods

OHANA NIGHT WITH RICK NAVA - Frederick “Rick” Nava is seeking a seat on the Maui County Council in this year’s elections. Nava, a graduate of Lahainaluna High School, is president-owner of Media Systems, Inc., a photography and video production company. Prior to that, he held finance-related positions at major Maui resorts.

This event for the community welcomes every member of your family and friends to join the fun packed evening. Free. 5:30-7:30pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Waikapu); 808-298-3953; ricknava.com SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show.

This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004

MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love Market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm.

Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

Willie K, 9-11pm

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JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

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LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (MAUI TROPICAL PLANTATION) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; Mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; Upcountryfarmersmarket.org; Upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm.

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9:30am12pm Christ the King Church, e and (Corner of Wakea Avenue ui); Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com

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HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

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SOUTH MAUI BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

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DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

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Sign Language GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

A little more than a decade ago, artist Taryn Simon created a work entitled The Innocents, documenting the lives of people who served time for crimes they didn’t commit. In it, she questions photography’s use as eyewitness accounts, because wrongful convictions often occur from a victim’s response to photographs and lineups during law enforcement’s identification process. Images can blur the line between possible fiction and remembered truth, with dire consequences for the innocent people who are convicted as a result. Gemini, what you really think, feel, and remember is being skewed by local forces and concepts. Strip them away, to reveal your true desires, before someone (like you) has to pay a price he shouldn’t have to afford.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

How far have you come, Cancer? It might be disheartening if you discover that you’re more or less in the same place. That’s one of the tricky challenges of being a Cancer; you’re rocked by such dramatic internal fluxes you can’t always tell which way you’re going. There’s a way to remedy that, though. Set a goal. Vagueness is your enemy here. Pick a destination, an island to swim towards regardless of the turbulent state of your emotions. Soon you’ll finally stop treading water and start getting somewhere.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Your belief-driven super talents are waxing, Leo. It’s an uncommon thing, to think yourself into a better place, and you’ve rarely been better at it than you are now.

You can literally heal yourself—mentally and in many cases physically—with the power of your thoughts.

You also have the exceptional ability to attract exactly what you need, in exactly the right amounts, merely by clearly visualizing, articulating, and asking for it. Not bad, eh? Most people have to jump through many more hoops to get what they want. Your hoops are unbelievably few. Start hopping through them, already.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Nature’s power thrills me. Blizzards, thunderstorms and heat waves all give me a hard-on. But I admit my love for climactic extremes is made possible by the buffering privilege of a warm blaze in the fireplace, a sturdy roof over my head, or an air conditioner. You’re the same way. You crave danger, adventure, and hardship—but only because you’re lucky enough to be protected from their worst-case scenarios. Recognize the nets between you and the hard, unforgiving bottom of the barrel, and instead of turning up your nose at those whose risks seem superficially less than yours (but in reality are much more dangerous, due to their lack of safety gear), admire their courage instead.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

In your private battles between sentimentality and profit, the latter almost always wins. Contrast that with those packrat Cancers who wouldn’t part with their ragged teddy bears for a million bucks—literally.

You actually have much in common with your average Cancer, though; neither of you usually lives in the present moment. While they’re busy nostalgically rehashing their pasts, you’re avidly planning your exciting future.

Rewrite your experience of life. Don’t make the mistake of occupying the opposite extreme and clinging to all the tattered unsalable remnants of your distant past, though. Instead, simply enjoy the teddy bears you have right now. After all, you’ll be selling them soon enough.

Make yourself up to look like you’ve recently suffered a black eye or a fat lip. You’ve got to find some way (dark humor works) of letting people know where you’re at. You’ve been getting so beat up by the universe—but those marks don’t show. Wearing some visible bruises is a tangible signal to the people who love you that you’re in need of some extra nurture, guidance, and sanctuary. Sound good? Whip out the eyeliner and blue eye shadow and give yourself a shiner. All that stuff will fly your way soon enough.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

You’re behind bulletproof one-way glass right now, Libra, which is both empowering and limiting: You could turn on the lights and expose yourself to the world, but you might not be able to see who’s actually witnessing you. Or you could watch surreptitiously and invisibly from behind your metaphorical mirror. Is it more important to you to understand how others work, or to have them see what’s going on inside you? The obvious good news is that you’re in a prime position to safely have either possibility. The bad news is you can’t have both; you have to choose.

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AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Aquarians are never dumb. You may not all be geniuses, but you’re almost always some of the sharper tools in the shed. That’s why it’s so easy for you to get judgmental about the idiots you encounter. Unfortunately, those morons are probably not as ridiculously thick as they first appeared, and could actually have more to teach you than you think. Give people the benefit of the doubt this week: The next time someone asks you, “How come I no think much good?” do your best to help them, not make fun of them.

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Even you notoriously kind Pisceans have had incidents in which you’ve accidentally made someone cry. The worst part is those who’ve suffered have often deserved it least. How you’ve wished that misery on your bastard ex who screwed you over, instead of your good buddy whose straw broke your camel’s back! I mention this because your long fuse is burning dangerously close to the bomb. Be careful who you interact this week. It’d be a shame if someone you loved pushed you over that edge and had to get burned in an explosion they didn’t deserve.

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Heartache never ends. While it’s true that you can’t have the good stuff without the bad, you can unfortunately get stuck with the shittiness for years, and experience simply none of the loveliness. It’s dangerously simple, really: all you have to do is to cynically stop believing the loveliness is even possible, and just like that, it’s not, anymore. Sucks, don’t it? Since you’re so close to that line of perpetual misery (you may even have just crossed over), turn back now, darling, please. Your next big love may be hard to find and forever in coming, but it’ll come—as long as you don’t disavow its existence.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

You define equality flexibly. Your philosophy, “different strokes for different folks,” works for you because you know that what might be right for you may not be right for some, and vice versa.

Happily, you have an unparalleled ability to get people to accept your seeming double standards.

However, that power is your Achilles’ heel. Use it responsibly. When negotiating the different rules of your relationships, make sure they at least balance out, in the end, even if all the specifics are different, because I promise: Whatever unfairnesses you get away with now will come around to bite you in the ass later—and it’ll hurt.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Slowly but surely, scientists have discovered more and more solar systems that may be similar to ours— with planets of potentially similar size, riding circular orbits, similar distances from their suns. Of course we may never get to the point of learning whether they sustain life—but it seems pretty likely. Now that humanity’s finally taken this scientific step towards recognizing there may be life out there we can relate to, won’t you? You’ve been alone way too long. There’s relatable life in the universe, Taurus, and it’s not light years away. It might even be right next door. Go find it.

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