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never run for elected office before. Governor Neil Abercrombie appointed him to the seat representing Kahului in the big legislative shake-up following the December 2012 death of U.S. Senator Daniel Inouye.

Perhaps smelling more than a healthy portion of blood in the political water, former Maui County Mayor James “Kimo” Apana announced months ago that he would run against Woodson in the Aug. 9 primary election.

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Overheard “Are you guys Chinese or Filipino?

Oh, you’re Japanese and from Brazil? Wow!” -Guy at Campbell Park in Lahaina, May 9

ACLU took this into account, which is why they agreed to settle and we appreciate that.”

See, had Mamuad been an actual journalist–a person who makes his or her living by just doing journalism–none of this would have happened. But Mamuad wants to run a popular Facebook page (which has no revenue model we can discern) as well as work for the County.

And so how did Mamuad celebrate his newly secured press freedoms? By planting a big wet one on the Maui Police Department, of course!

On May 8, Mamuad posted video and numerous photos of the MPD’s Special Response Team–and its giant, militarystyle armored Bearcat–along with captions and comments that would make the most hardened cop smile with pride.

“This was the demo MPD’s Special Response Team did at today’s D.A.R.E. Day,” MAUIWatch wrote. “Two ‘bad guys’ went

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Pro tip: If you send out a press release announcing that the Speaker of the House of Representatives has endorsed you for reelection, make sure said Speaker has actually endorsed you.

Rookie Rep. Justin Woodson, D–Kahului, learned this Political Campaign 101 lesson the hard way this weekend. On Friday, May 9, his campaign chairwoman Thelma Pascua Suyat sent out a press release titled “House Speaker Souki Endorses Justin Woodson.”

Seemed definite enough. The release even included a quote from Speaker Joe Souki, D– Wailuku, himself, though on closer inspection you’ll notice he doesn’t actually use the E Word: “Representative Woodson has been a valuable asset to the Maui delegation in the State House and served as an important part of our team over the past two years,” Souki is quoted as saying in the news release.

Maui News City Editor Brian Perry wrote a story on the alleged endorsement in that paper’s May 11 edition, which seems to have gotten Souki’s attention because the next day the News published an unbylined story titled “Souki is pleased with Woodson’s work, but he did not endorse him.”

According to the May 12 Maui News story, Souki was “distressed” and “very disappointed” with Woodson for announcing an endorsement that Souki says was never made.

“I normally do not endorse Democrats in the primary,” Souki is quoted as saying in The Maui News.

On the afternoon of May 12, Woodson emailed a response to the incident.

“I highly respect Speaker Souki and will never attempt to tarnish our good working relationship by falsely claiming endorsements,” he said. “It was an honest and unfortunate miscommunication between myself and Speaker Souki, and I am taking responsibility.”

For those who can’t tell, Woodson has

Oh beautiful irony, where have you been? I thought I’d lost you, but then you popped up your pretty little head in, of all places, a press release from the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) announcing that the federal MAUIWatch lawsuit–brought about by Neldon Mamuad, one of the site’s administrators who is also a part-time staffer for Maui County Councilman Don Guzman–has settled. Here are the details on the suit, according to this May 9 press release from the ACLU (which provided Mamuad some legal representation): “As part of the settlement, the County agreed to drastically re-write its antiharassment policy to make clear that the 2,500 employees of the County are still entitled to their First Amendment rights outside the workplace,” stated the ACLU release. “The changes will also require the County’s lawyers to review any complaints of harassment at an early stage, to make sure that County employees do not have to submit to intrusive interviews about their off-work activities that are protected by the First Amendment. Additionally, the County will expunge any record of disciplinary action related to Mamuad’s free speech activities. The County will also pay $25,000 in attorneys’ fees and damages.”

Not a bad win for a guy who created his Facebook page (which was first named TAGUMAWatch) so that people all over

the island could ridicule Maui Police Officer Keith Taguma. It was only after the county officials started to pressure Mamuad that he changed the name to MAUIWatch and turned his attention to automobile accidents, missing persons and fallen trees.

Still, getting a settlement worth $25,000 in fees and damages is pretty sweet. Of course, MauiTime publisher Tommy Russo spent part of May 8 in court trying to convince a judge to dismiss the State of Hawaii’s attempt to criminalize his taking of photos during a Maui Police traffic stop, but hey, we’re all in the same sinking boat called Journalism, right?

Mamuad certainly didn’t forget, as he put it in that ACLU press release: “The County violated my free speech rights and wasted taxpayer money by trying to censor the content of MAUIWatch,” he said. “It took a month of mediation and settlement conferences, but we finally got the County to realize that they were swimming upstream, against well-settled Federal law, and against the Constitution. I brought this case to protect my rights and to make sure all other public employees and volunteers can exercise their First Amendment rights as well. Hopefully the County has learned its lesson and realized that the government cannot use its power to quiet opinions it doesn’t like.”

Of course, the County of Maui didn’t waste much time throwing a bucket of cold water on all that “Constitution” talk. Here’s County Communications Director Rod Antone, in a May 9 statement: “The County of Maui is pleased that this case has concluded, and that a compromise has been reached,” said Antone.

“However, the County remains firm in its stance that Mr. Mamuad should not have been allowed to conduct a personal vendetta against Officer Taguma, then proceed to lie about his intent by saying it was all in the name of the First Amendment. That sort of blatant disregard for the truth goes against everything the First Amendment stands for in the first place. Certainly the

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into the stands and tried to sell drugs to the kids. When the kids refused, the bad guys kidnapped 3 children by placing them in the white car. That’s when SRT showed up with the Bearcat to ‘rescue’ the kids. Based on how loud the kids were screaming during the demo, we’d say it was a success!”

Of course, not everyone on the site was happy with Mamuad’s sudden prostration before the great MPD. But Mamuad would have none of it. After Karen Chun questioned why the MPD needed the Bearcat, Mamuad put her in her place: “We hear you Karen Chun, but based on some of the crazy stories we’ve monitored and covered, we support it,” MAUIWatch wrote. “Maui is definitely changing, and while it may seem a bit overboard to the general public, when the _____ hits the fan we’ll be counting our blessings for having a well trained police force to maintain order.”■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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In addition to co-founding Da Kitchen restaurants, Brown is a sales agent with Kokua Realty, where she is a multi-million dollar producer serving clients on Maui and Oahu, according to the realtor company.

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REV’D Superfood Bars has signed Maui surfer Matt Meola to its team. “Matt Meola is one of the most progressive surfers in the world today,” said REV’D Team Manager Matt O’Connor. “He does things on a surfboard that were previously thought impossible. By signing Matt to the REV’D surf team, we’re showing our support for the evolution of surfing. Our goal is to build a well-rounded team that includes free surfers like Matt as well as contest surfers. We want to support all aspects of the sport.”

Meola, 24, is known as one of the most inventive aerial surfers in the world. In fact, his athletic passion began on a skateboard, and he didn’t seriously begin surfing until he was 13.

Meola’s surf skills gained the attention of the surf community in 2011 when he won the Innersection video contest with a video edit showcasing an array of spectacular aerials. Meola is also a big wave surfer who paddles into the giant winter swells at “Jaws” on the North shore of Maui.

“I’m very happy to be riding for REV’D, “ Meola said. “This year has been off to a great start and I’m psyched about working with them... I am also excited to be associated with a company that is leading the way to create a safety net for action sports athletes and their families. This effort will really help the surf

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community when bad things happen.”

REV’D’s decision to welcome Meola into its fold reflects its dedication to support athletes that push the evolution of their sport and the limits of human athleticism. “Matt’s an innovator, said O’Connor. “The influence of his early interest in skateboarding can be seen in the way he surfs. This kind of juxtaposition is what REV’D is all about. We make superfood bars that are nutritious and actually taste super.”

REV’D nutrition bars are non-GMO and made with wholesome ingredients including oats, dates, nuts, and superfoods like cocoa and organic Peruvian maca. REV’D bars contain no artificial colors, flavors or preservatives, no trans fat, no hydrogenated oils and no corn syrup.

The company, which values innovation, positivity and empowering youth, supports cutting edge athletes, artists and musicians.

REV’D is also helping to start the non-profit Fallen Athletes Fund.

DA KITCHEN OWNER WINS PBN AWARD Maui resident Mariah N. Brown, owner of the Da Kitchen restaurants, was named Pacific Business News’ Businesswoman of the Year in the for-profit category. The honor was presented last month at PBN’s 16th annual Women Who Mean Business Awards recognition event at

A new series of videos and publications to help Hawaii’s growers, consumers and chefs become more familiar with breadfruit has been released by the Ho‘oulu ka ‘Ulu project. The videos and publications were designed to assist growers in supplying grocery

tify and pick breadfruit when it is mature, at its optimal flavor and marketability.

A corresponding video, Harvest and Post-harvest Best Practices, provides a visual demonstration of the key practices outlined in the Breadfruit Production Guide.

An additional video, Handling and Preparation of Breadfruit, features Chef Sam Choy explaining how to prepare breadfruit from start to finish. Peeling and cutting, and various methods of cooking—steaming, boiling, frying and baking–are demonstrated in the video. Choy is joined in the video by Chef De Cuisine Scott Hiraishi of Sam Choy’s Kai Lanai, and cultural practitioner Shirley Kauhaihao of Honaunau.

Additional new publications highlight basic preparation, nutrition and information about the varieties of the fruit. Brief Breadfruit Basics is a two-page publication that features handling and preparation methods. Breadfruit— Nutritional Value and Versatility highlights the

Chef Sam Choy, Shirley Kauhaihao and Chef Scott Hiraishi

stores, restaurants and farmers’ markets with high quality fruit; they were also designed to help chefs become more familiar with breadfruit handling and preparation in the kitchen.

In addition, backyard growers, consumers and educators will find information relevant to home and community use of breadfruit.

The production of breadfruit is expected to increase dramatically—representing millions of dollars in potential retail sales of breadfruit in the next five to eight years. The increase is due to the sales and distribution of thousands of breadfruit trees in Hawaii in the past few years.

Breadfruit can also play an increased key role in island food self-sufficiency, as it’s been a primary staple food in the Pacific for thousands of years, according to the Ho’oulu ka ‘Ulu project.

The new videos and publications demonstrate how to properly harvest, handle and utilize breadfruit to fully realize its commercial and community value. The 24-page Breadfruit Production Guide: Recommended Practices for Growing, Harvesting and Handling is aimed primarily at breadfruit growers.

The guide details best practices for harvest and post-harvest handling to optimize value in the marketplace. The guide explains how to iden-

fruit's healthy qualities.

Also, because each variety of breadfruit is slightly different in taste and how it looks when mature, the organization has published Breadfruit Variety Cards which describe three common varieties of breadfruit in Hawaii— Ma‘afala, ‘Ulu and Meinpadahk. The cards are designed to help growers and chefs understand the subtle differences when harvesting and preparing in the kitchen.

The videos and publications are produced by the Ho‘oulu ka ‘Ulu—Revitalizing Breadfruit project and are sponsored by the State of Hawai‘i Department of Agriculture. Ho’oulu ka ‘Ulu is a project to revitalize ‘ulu as an attractive, delicious, nutritious, abundant, affordable, and culturally appropriate food that addresses Hawaii’s food security issues. Ho’oulu ka ‘Ulu is a project of the Hawaii Homegrown Food Network and the Breadfruit Institute of the National Tropical Botanical Garden.

All of the videos and publications are available for free download at breadfruit. info and breadfruit.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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by Chuck Shepard

News Of The Weird TOO MUCH MONEY Lanai owner Larry Ellison, the CEO of Oracle Corp. (and the world’s fifth-richest person, according to Forbes magazine) is a big basketball fan and was reported in April to have an interest in purchasing the Los Angeles Clippers NBA team. An Ellison associate told the Wall Street Journal, for example, that Ellison has basketball courts on at least two of his yachts and shoots hoops for relaxation on the open water. To retrieve his errant shots that go overboard, Ellison hires a ballboy in a powerboat to trail the yachts.

LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN Speaking on a popular Christian Internet podcast in March (reported by Houston’s KHOU-TV), Pastor John Benefiel of Oklahoma City’s Church on the Rock described how, in a 2007 blessing, he might have prayed “too hard.” He was attempting to help drought-stricken Texas and Oklahoma by using a specific prayer message (the “Baal divorce decree”), but that inadvertently resulted, he said, in “every lake” in Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, and Missouri rising above flood stage, causing thousands of people to lose their homes and 22 to lose their lives.

DETAILS! After convicted murderer Loren Larson Jr. filed a federal lawsuit in Anchorage, Alaska, claiming that his prison wristband ID “defil[ed]” him religiously because it was a “mark of the devil,” a Goose Creek Correctional Center official lectured him on the Book of Revelation. Actually, wrote the official, we would be commanding the “mark of the beast” only if we ordered the ID either “in the right hand” or “in the forehead,” and neither is required by current wristband policy. (Hence, the double-murderer, serving 198 years, still qualifies to avoid hell.)

WHY IS A JEDI IN PRISON? An unnamed British inmate published a letter in a prison newspaper in April alleging continuous religious discrimination against him by guards and officials. The man claims he is a practicing Jedi (and of course cannot reveal his name because he fears retaliation “from the dark side”) and complains that Jedi-ism, though officially recognized as a religion in the UK (the seventh-most popular, according to the census, with more than 175,000 adherents) is nonetheless unacknowledged by the National Offender Management Service.

INHUMANE SOCIETY Denmark’s Copenhagen Zoo aroused worldwide ire in February when it slaughtered and publicly dismembered a healthy young giraffe (“Marius”) in order to feed a hungry lion. Then, in March, the Zoo killed four healthy lions to make room for a new male. By contrast, reported Vice. com in April, Denmark has no law against humans having sex with animals (un-

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QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENTS Manhattan’s New York Sushi Ko is only the most recent sophisticated restaurant to feature creative dishes made with Hormel Spam, and foodies and hipsters in fashionable neighborhoods have flocked to the foods. Spam is a well-known delicacy in Hawaii, and the New York facilities offer the island’s musubi (fried Spam, rice, seaweed) and other Spam fried rice bowls with seared ahi and flourishes of fresh pineapple, according to an April report on Gothamist.com. Sushi Ko’s chef playfully acknowledges that his contents are fresh– ”fresh from the can” and sourced locally– ”from the nearest bodega.”

O CANADA! Skylar Murphy, 18, happened to show up at Alberta’s Edmonton International Airport in September 2013 with a black-powderloaded pipe bomb in his carry-on, ready to board an international flight. Agents confiscated the bomb but allowed Murphy to continue on his trip, and in fact police were not notified, nor were possible “terrorism” ties examined, until four days later. (Canada’s version of the Transportation Security Administration is not allowed to apprehend or detain passengers.) In December, the harsh hammer of justice finally slammed down on Murphy. He was fined $100 and sentenced to a year of probation.

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Britain’s most-tattooed man (the former Mathew Whelan, 34, now “King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite”), whose body is 90-percent ink-covered, finally acknowledged in March that he needed to undergo laser removal to clear up his skin. However, “Body Art,” as he is known, then explained that he was spending the equivalent of about $10,000 on removal just so he could start over with new tattoos.

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS At a press conference in April, as Houston police officers announced they were after two burglars who had broken into Katz’s lingerie boutique, surveillance video showed two armed men cautiously creeping through the store until one accidentally bumped the other, apparently startling the bumped man, who turned and fired– causing the first man to fire back. Officers counted nearly a dozen bullet holes in the store. Said the Houston press briefer, these are “by far some of the clumsiest crooks that I’ve seen in a long time.” ■

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y her own admission, Sara Smith was scared.

She made her living on Maui in the publishing business, and doing communications for the Hawaiian Islands Land Trust, but now she was in Honolulu, surrounded by people she didn’t know. It was 2013, and she had decided to take part in the Honolulu version of Startup Weekend.

“It was terrifying for me personally,” Smith said. “I was an absolute stranger there. But I also had anonymity. I was confident that it would never get back to anyone if I failed.”

Consider Startup Weekend to be a kind of quick incubator for entrepreneurs. It’s a simple idea–get an idea, pay a $99 entry fee, then go into a 54-hour workshop with coders, engineers, developers and mentors who will work on thrashing out that idea, maybe even working to shape it into an actual, viable for-profit company. At the end of the weekend, judges give $50,000 to the event’s best project.

Over the last few years, there have been thousands of these weekend events taking place around the world.

Formed in Boulder, Colorado in 2007

by Andrew Hype as a nonprofit, Startup Weekend is today based in Seattle, Washington and is owned by Marc Nager and Clint Nelson. Funders include Coca Cola, Microsoft, Google and the Kauffman Foundation.

“All Startup Weekend events follow the same basic model: anyone is welcome to pitch their startup idea and receive feedback from their peers,” states the Startup Weekend website. “Teams organically form around the top ideas (as determined by popular vote) and then it’s a 54 hour frenzy of business model creation, coding, designing, and market validation. The weekends culmi-

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nate with presentations in front of local entrepreneurial leaders with another opportunity for critical feedback.”

This year marks the first time Startup Weekend will hold an event on Maui. It runs May 16-18 at the Maui Research and Technology Park (MRTP) in Kihei.

When asked why Maui was hosting such an event, Powers said the credit lay with Arben Kryeziu, the CEO of Bump Networks and the co-founder of the startup fund Mbloom (Kryeziu did not return repeated phone calls for this story).

“This is totally due to Arben’s pushing and pushing and pushing,” said Keith Powers, an entrepreneur who’s currently consulting with five startups and will serve as one of four coaches during the Maui Startup Weekend.

“He’s helping Maui find its feet in the startup world.”

Given the increasingly computerized nature of today’s world–and the prevalence of technology in the economy’s fastest growing firms–it certainly helps to be a coder or engineer at these events, but it’s certainly not required.

“Everyone has this fantasy idea of starting a company,” said Powers “But

most people don’t know how to do it.

You’re a smart person, but you might not have the technical skills to code up a proof of concept. So you go through this, get feedback from coaches, and get help putting together a full-blown idea into something you can see, touch and feel.”

That’s what Smith was hoping for last year when she went to Honolulu’s Startup Weekend. “I had been sitting on my idea for years,” Smith said. “I was encouraged by mentors to start talking about it, and Startup Weekend was a good opportunity. I had never done it before, and was blindly going through the weekend. I had no idea what to expect.”

Her idea, though it has a tech component, was as far from designing a fancy new mobile app as you can get.

“You take great patterns and the print them on recyclable newsprint using newspaper presses,” Smith said.

“It’s a new twist on wrapping paper, and an answer to getting rid of a lot of needless trash.”

What makes Smith’s idea especially interesting is that it’s scalable. No matter where such a company is located, it would use locally sourced materials and locally available presses. “It’s a local product wherever it goes,” Smith said.

For Smith, going to Startup Weekend played a critical role in turning her idea into an actual company.

be one of the Maui Startup Weekend coaches this year.

“There are a variety of coaches,” she said. “I’m in the trenches, going through it. On that level, I can provide guidance.”

Smith was able to create Wrappily because Startup Weekends are what Powers calls “focal points”–places where creative people can get together to work out ideas in groups. “You need focal points,” Powers said. “Culturally, for some people, that can be a coffee shop. Other times, you need something more structured like a Startup Weekend or an incubator. This is a very quick way to bring things together.”

In fact, Powers sees the Maui version of Startup Weekend as a sign that the island could grow its own community of startup entrepreneurs, designers and engineers.

“Boulder is a good example,” said Powers. “It took about 10 years for it to become a heavyweight startup sector.” During that time, he said they built an “ecosystem” of engineers, software developers, designers, angel investors and mentors.

“But on Maui, it doesn’t have to take 10 years,” Powers added. “It could take three years. There are already tons of people from the startup world who go there for vacation, and they’d love to find an excuse to work there, too.”

It’s a fascinating idea, but building a

“Everyone has this fantasy idea of starting a company,” said Keith Powers “But most people don’t know how to do it.”

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“It was a frantic pace,” she said.

“Trying to hash it out and get as much accomplished by the end of the weekend.”

Smith said that during the weekend she and her team conducted surveys on her idea, actually purchased a domain name and then built a website. They also fleshed out a revenue model and discussed potential conflicts.

Called Wrappily (Wrappily.com), Smith’s company uses a different website today than that built during Startup Weekend, but it’s nothing less than her Startup Weekend idea made into a reality. For that reason, she’ll

tech economy on Maui is an old idea.

In fact, you can consider the creation of the Maui Economic Development Board (MEDB) back in 1982 as the island’s first shot at creating jobs that weren’t tourist or agricultural-based (current MEDB President/CEO Jeanne Unemori Skog will also be a Maui Startup Weekend coach). Environmental and funding problems delayed the construction of the Maui Research and Technology Park and the Maui High Performance Computer Center in Kihei a decade.

Still, as Mansel Blackford chronicled in his 2001 book Fragile Paradise: The Impact of Tourism on Maui, 1959-

2000, filling the MRTP with tenants was a tough prospect.

“A major challenge lay in the dearth of scientists and technicians,” Blackford wrote. Other problems included the lack of a four-year university and high corporate tax rates. A 1994 report on the development of high-tech industries in Hawaii predicted that it would take “at least another twentyfive to thirty years” before such an economy was fully functional in the state, Blackford reported.

Indeed, it may take even longer.

Blackford wrote in his book that in 1998, the MRTP hosted “twenty-some companies and organizations” that employed “about 100 people.” According to the MRTP website today, “approximately 400 people work in the Maui Research & Technology Park at over 20 companies.” It’s a solid, though relatively small, increase in employment, but the number of firms doing technical and engineering work in South Maui hasn’t really changed.

Though the conversion of Maui Community College to a full four-year campus in the University of Hawaii system in 2010 is an improvement, many of those old challenges remain.

“People want to live on Maui, but there are a lot of issues,” Powers said. “Big companies don’t want to build satellite officers there because of the cost, and security, but also because there aren’t enough developers and engineers. If the engineers were there, I think companies would find a way to come.”

Perhaps, but recent studies show that the fastest growing startup communities in the nation are in densely packed urban areas. According to Richard Florida, author of an extensive Mar. 31 study of 13 metro areas for The Atlantic, “start-ups based in these metros accounted for almost three-quarters of venture capital investment in 2011.”

There are a number of reasons for this.

“Firms want access to talent, and talented people like to cluster in dense urban areas with thick labor markets, abundant amenities and services, and a vibrant social life,” wrote Florida. “Density is also much more efficient for young companies who want to rent cheap office space and offer employees access to the amenities like gyms, restaurants, and coffee shops that they’d have to provide for themselves on a suburban campus.

And these companies can now thrive in smaller urban spaces, as much of tech is increasingly focused on software, apps, and social media, which do not require large campuses.”

While that’s all true, it’s also undeniable that Maui’s upcoming Startup Weekend would have been unthinkable just a few years ago. But today, given the success of people like Smith, the notion of Maui nurturing startups is real.

“Just the fact that this is being done is a success,” Powers said. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Ninkasi Brewing Co. @NinkasiBrewing Named for the Ninkasi of Mesopotamia, the Sumerian goddess of fermentation that specialized in satisfying desire, they’ve brought craft brewing to a higher form.

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eer is a gift from the ancient monks and alchemists of Mesopotamia. But it’s also a gift that keeps on giving: modern brewing marvels have given us more types of craft brews to keep up with the complexities of our contemporary palates.

Here on Maui, Maui Brewing Company’s locally crafted brews have fed the progress and kept craft culture at the forefront of local beer consumption. The Maui Brewers Festival, a benefit at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center, is another key to our beer appreciation. This year, the festival will offer 70 beers from 29 breweries. The food community has rallied around the festival, and there will be cuisine from 24 of our island’s best restaurants, food trucks and caterers.

Of course, the hardest part about the Maui Brewers Festival is figuring out which beers to taste. To help you, we created this handy brew guide. We don’t have the space to get into the brewing subtleties of each beer–what makes an IPA versus lager; why maibocks are a spring beer; what is a summer ale; what differentiates American styles from European styles–but you can always download the BJCP app, which breaks down 28 different styles of beer. But what we can do is list the festival’s brews.

Feel free to tear this out and keep in your pocket. And for any social beer blabbers, remember to use the #MauiBrewFest hashtag with your posts. As always, enjoy yourself, but please do so responsibly:

OskarBlues @oskarblues Oskar Blues Grill and Brew opened in 1997 in Colorado and has been making beer news ever since.

Dale’s Pale Ale, 6.5 abv; Mama’s Little Yella Pils, 5.3 abv; Old Chub Scotch Ale, 8 abv; Gubna Imperial Stout, 10 abv

Cheers to craft beers!

The Bruery @TheBruery These Orange County craft brewers like to experiment and barrel age their beers.

White Oak, Wheatwine & Golden Ale blend, aged in bourbon barrels, 11.5 abv; Trade Winds Tripel, Belgian-style Golden Ale with Thai basil, 8.10 abv; Tart of Darkness, American Wild Ale, 7 abv Caldera Brewing Co. @calderabeer This Oregon brewery loves their ales and lagers.

Cauldron Brew Double IPA, 7.7 abv; Caldera Mother Pucker Raspberry Sour, 6 abv

Anchor Brewing @AnchorBrewing San Francisco Brew Pub since 1896, calling themselves America’s first craft brew.

Anchor Summer, Wheat, 4.6 abv; Anchor IPA, 6.5 abv

Coronado Brewing Co. @CoronadoBrewing 2014 World Beer Cup Champion Brewery and Brewmaster from Imperial Beach, California.

Islander IPA, 7 abv; Frog’s Breath IPA, 6.5 abv

Avery Brewing Co. @AveryBrewingCo Microbrewery from Boulder, Colorado, dedicated to brewing the finest English ales.

The Maharaja, IPA, 10-12 abv; White Rascal, Belgian Wheat, 5.6 abv

Deschutes Brewery @DeschutesBeer Adventurous pioneering beers from the banks of the Deschutes River in Oregon.

Fresh Squeezed IPA, 6 abv; Pinedrops IPA, 7.1 abv

Bear Republic Brewing Co. @BearRepublic Craft brew from California wine country.

Smart fellas, they recently struck a deal with their county to build a well so they could craft more brew.

Apex Special IPA, 8.95 abv; Tripels Alley, Belgian Ale, 8.5 abv

Great Divide Brewing Co. @greatdividebrew Winner of 18 Great American Beer Festival medals.

Lasso IPA, 5 abv; Chocolate Oak Aged Yeti Imperial Stout, 9.5 abv

Big Island Brewhaus Outta-the-box Brewer Thomas Kern crafts beer at the 2,764 elevation in Waimea on Hawaii Island. You might remember him from his days brewing on Maui.

The Red Sea of Cacao, imperial ale, 8.6 abv; Mele Mai Bock 7 abv Boston Beer Co. @SamuelAdamsBeer Brewed in Boston, the same guys who brought us Sam Adams and, nope, they don’t wear those white wigs.

Rebel IPA, 6.5 abv; Angry Orchard Hard Cider, 5 abv

Headlands Brewing Co. @headlandsbrew San Francisco’s newest brewery, it was founded July 2013.

Liver Let Die, smoked India black ale, 7.9 abv; Lightship, sour imperial pilsner, 7 abv Humboldt Brewery @HumboldtBrewing The hempy brewery from Humboldt is brewed by Firestone Walker Red Nectar Ale, amber ale, 5.4 abv; Hemp Brown Ale, 5.7 abv Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales @jollypumpkin Rustic country-style beers from Michigan Biere de Mars, biere de garde, 7 abv; Saison Y, 7 abv

Kona Brewing Co. @KonaBrewingCo You know this Big Island brand!

Castaway IPA, 6 abv; Lemongrass Luau, spiced beer, 5.8 abv The Lost Abbey @lostabbey Saints and sinners agree craft brew is a religious experience at their San Marcos, California brewery.

Carnevale Ale, saison 6.5 abv; Anniversary Ale, 12.6 abv Lost Coast Brewery @lostcoastbrewer Two chicks in Humboldt County, California started out experimenting with home brewing. Today they’re one of the US’s biggest and most successful craft breweries.

Double Trouble IPA, 7.6 abv; Watermelon Wheat, 5.8 abv Maui Brewing Co. @mauibrewingco Maui’s own brewery. Their home field advantage means we get more beer in the game.

Maui Maibock, 7.5 abv, Lorenzini Blood Orange IPA, 9 abv, 808 Crystal Wheat 5.6 abv, Vienna Waits for You 5.5 abv, Double Overhead IPA 8.5 abv; Pau Hana Pilsner 5.2 abv; Peppered Porter Cask (special cask to be opened mid-event) Modern Times Beer @ModernTimesBeer How modern are they? They were launched with a KickStarter campaign.

Fortunate Islands, pale wheat ale, 4.8 abv, Blazing World, American amber, 6.8 abv; Black House, oatmeal stout, 5.8 abv Mother Earth Brew Co. @MotherEarthBrew Some hippies in North Carolina started a brewery. Besides keeping it green, they make groovy artisanal beers.

Boo Koo IPA, 7.5 abv; Double Decker English Brown, 5.2 abv; Wild Child Sour Red/ Brown, 8 abv

Pizza Port Brewing Co. @PizzaPortBeer This So Cal craft brew heavy started at a little pizza place in Solana Beach.

Saison de Mule, lime and ginger, no abv; Cottons, Imperial IPA, 9.5 abv Rogue Ales & Spirits @RogueAles Revolutionary beers from Ashland Oregon.

Rogue Farms 7 Hop IPA, 8 abv; Rogue Farms Good Chit Pilsner, 4.6 abv Saint Archer Brewing Co. @saintarcherbrew The apex of skateboarding, surfing and handcrafted brews. Also the new home of Kim Lutz, former brewer at MBC. Double IPA, 8.3 abv; White Ale, 5 abv; Barrel Aged Scottish Export, 7 abv Sierra Nevada @SierraNevada Hailing from Chico, California.

Ovila Abbey Saison, 7 abv; Hoptimum Imperial Whole Cone IPA Smog City @SmogCityBeer This family-run brewery is based in Torrance, California Coffee Groundwork Porter, 6 abv; Mai Tai HopTonic, 7.3 abv; Chip Shot Coffee Porter, 6 abv Stone Brewing Co. @StoneBrewingCo Leading the way to craft brew world domination from Southern California.

Go To IPA, 4.5 abv; Collective Distortion, IPA 9.8 abv Uncommon Brewers @Uncommonbeer Certified organic beer from Santa Cruz, California.

Steamers Lane Uncommon Lager, 4.5; The Tramp, Belgian Widmer Brothers Brewing @Widmer_Brothers In 1979, Oregon legalized homebrewing and nothing has been the same for the Widmer Brothers since.

Alchemy Pale Ale, 5.8 abv; Upheaval IPA, 7 abv■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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Picks

by Marina Satoafaiga

This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, MAY 15

FRIDAY, MAY 16

MAUI BREWCO BEER DINNER – As a precursor to the largest beer festival on the island, Maui Brewing Co. invites you for an intimate beer dinner this Thursday. The evening will feature locally sourced ingredients like sashimi with Kula cauliflower gazpacho, Kula corn, Maui Cattle Co. beef, Napili sweet potato, Maui onion mashed potatoes and more. Complete your meal with Big Island chocolate torte and a house coconut and mango sorbet. Each dish will be carefully paired with a MBC certified brew. Reservations required. 5:30pm. $65/Person.

Maui Brewing Company (4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474, MauiBrewingCo.com. om. Photo: Sean M. Hower

RHYTHM & BLUES MELE – This Friday marks the e 12th anvin Bishop, nual Rhythm & Blues Mele. The evening will feature Elvin s. The oneDuke Robillard, Little Charlie and Tinsley Ellis. ience night-only performance will combine decades of experience on and talent. B.B. King, Mike Bloomfield and Clifton ed Chenier are a few of the heavy hitters that have shared u the stage with these artists. $45-$65. 5pm Pau Hana. 7pm Concert. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org.

FRIDAY, MAY 16 THIRD FRIDAY TOWN PARTY – The third Friday of the month has arrived and that means Makawao is throwing a pa’ina! Locals and tourist alike are welcome to enjoy live entertainment, shop merchantss and savor the unique flavors of this paniolo town. Grab dinner at Pol-m. li’s, catch Inna Vision at Casanova and discover Makawao’s charm. s.

Slow down and take a moment to savor the great Upcountry outdoors.

Free. 6pm-9pm. Makawao Town, mauifridays.com/makawao.

INNA VISION – Head over to Casanova after the Makawao Town Party for a special Inna Vision. Making great music since 2005, the group has released three full-length albums and have collaborated with a myriad of musicians. The evening will also feature Teomon, Universoul Messenjah and Rootz N Creation. Master of ceremonies Irie Dole will keep the party going. $10 (before 10pm) $12. 21+. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.), innavisionmusic.com. Photo courtesy Inna Vision Facebook Page

SATURDAY, MAY 17 MAUI BREW FEST – Quench your summer thirst at the sixth annual Maui Brew Festival this Saturday. The largest craft beer festival on the island lets guests sample more than 60 brews from Hawaii, California, Oregon, Colorado, Michigan and beyond. Complimenting them will be pupu style dishes from various local eateries. Enjoy live music by The Throwdowns, LiA LiVE & Hi ground and Jamie Gallo with Simply Twisted. VIP tickets complete with early entrance and reserved parking is available for purchase. 21+. $60-$110. 4pm-7pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org.

Photo courtesy Maui Brew Fest

IAO ELEMENTARY GLEE CLUB – This Saturday, you have a chance to see a bunch of kids from Iao Intermediate’s Glee Club sing their hearts out at the Maui Mall in Kahului. It’s like the popular Fox show, but with real local kids. Here’s a great chance to support our Maui youth as they sing and dance, and have fun, too. Free. 12pm.

Maui Mall (70 E Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-8952, MauiMall.com.

Photo: Saltmiser/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, MAY 17 MAUI ROLLER GIRLS DOUBLE TROUBLE – It’s double the trouble this Saturday, as the Maui Roller Girls take on two Big Island teams in a double bout. Representing the Big Island are the Echo City Knockouts and the Waimea Wranglers Rough Riderz. A portion of the proceeds will benefit the Maui Humane Society. The event is a smoke, drug and alcohol-free event. Come one, come all for some action packed fun! $8 Pre-sale. $10 dayof. Free with student/military ID. Central Maui B&G Club Outdoor Basketball Court (100 Kanaloa Ave., Wailuku), mauirollergirls.com. Photo: Duane Sparkman

MAUI PRIDE ‘80S DANCE PARTY – Maui Pride goes totally ‘80s this Saturday at the I Love 8 80’s Dance Party. DJ Ron will be in the mix with period hits and a blend of house music. Don your bell botf toms and fluffy fro for a chance to win the costume contest. n Take it up a notch and bust a move on the dance floor for more w prizes! All ages are welcome between 8pm to chances to win gro 10pm. Get groovy and relive that blast from the past. $10. 10pmMidnight. 21+. Moose McGillycuddy’s (2511 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-446Photo: Kalka/Wikimedia Commons 0549, mauipride.org. P

SATURDAY, MAY 17 KAPA MAKING INTRO – The Maui Nui Botanical Gardens invites you to an afternoon of kapa making this Saturday. Featuring Lisa Schattenburg-Raymond and Lei Ishikawa, the workshop will explore wauke cultivation, harvesting techniques, kapa equipment and tools and the processing of wauke fiber.

Learn the history and traditional use of this natural material. Space is limited and reservations required.

Contact for fees. 9am-1pm. Maui Nui Botanical Gardens (150 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului); 808-2492797, mnbg.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

OLOWALU WORK DAY – Calling all willing and ready to work. This Saturday, volunteers are invited for a work day at the Olowalu Cultural Reserve. A historic site on Maui’s Westside, the reserve spans 75 acres and is home to many archaeological sites. Volunteers can adopt a taro patch, remove invasive plants, plant native flora, weed and do general maintenance. Meet at the Olowalu Store’s dirt parking lot. Join the effort every third Saturday of the month. 7am-11am. Olowalu Cultural Reserve (Honoapi’ilani Highway, Olowalu); 808 242-8565, olowalu.net. Photo: Forest & Kim Starr/Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, MAY 18

SATURDAY, MAY 17 KENDAMA JAM – Maui Toy Works is presenting a Kendama Jam this Saturrd day. A popular Japanese toy that has taken Maui by storm, contestants four and up are invited to compete for the top spot. With more than $1,000 in prizes,, e this elimination-style tournament invites families for a time of friendly but intense d. competition. Don’t forget to bring a great attitude! Reservations recommended. ani $5 entry fee. 9:30am-12:30pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-4766. Photo: Marc Wibbels/Wikimedia Commons

TUESDAY, MAY 20

SWEAT YOUR PRAYERS – This Sunday, 5Rhythyms Dance is presenting Sweat Your Prayers, a benefit for Hospice Maui. Basically, Geordie Jahner and Kabba Anand will do breathing exercises, movement meditation and creative expression through dance. An avid dance facilitator, Kabba has taken his method international. Come for a time of community and connection. $12. 4pm-6pm. Makawao Union Church Hall (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), kabbaanand.com. Photo courtesy Kabbaanand.com

WEDNESDAY, MAY 21 ‘THE MIKADO’ – Set in Japan, The Mikado is a satire that weaves two cultures seamlessly together with humorous lyrics and elaborate plot twists. Bring your keiki (elementary age and up) this Tuesday for an evening with the Hawaii Opera Theatre Ensemble. The Gilbert and Sullivan classic will feature three performers.

The 45-minute performance will culminate with a Q&A with the performers. Contact the library immediately for accommodation requests. Free. 6:30pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-8756833. Photo courtesy Hawaii Opera Theatre

GOOGLE PARTNERS CONNECT – This Wednesday, the Maui Business Resource Center and Hands Off Media invites you to a conversation with Google Experts. They will teach you how to grow your business and maximize your online presence with their resources. Guest speakers will be broadcast live. The owners of Hands off Media will also be available for a Q&A after the presentation. Refreshments provided, but space is limited. RSVP by Friday, May 16. Free.

8am-9am. Maui County Business Resource Center (70 E Ka’ahumanu Ave., B-9, Kahului); 808-873-8247, mauicounty.gov. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

‘Where Is Godzilla?’

Seriously, the big lizard guy isn’t in this remake nearly enough Godzilla ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 123 Min.

T

he Americanized Godzilla movies always get the same thing wrong: no one cares about the humans! When the star of your movie is as tall as the Empire State Building, resembles a cheerful alligator, walks casually through massive structures and can breathe fire, who cares about the puny humans who stand in his vast shadow?

The new Godzilla has an international, allstar cast and at no point did I care if they were all simultaneously stepped on. In fact, I think it would have helped the movie.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson stars as Ford, a recently deployed soldier whose R&R time with his wife (Elisabeth Olsen) and son are cut short when he learns his father (Bryan Cranston) has been arrested in Japan. Ford leaves his family, but not before his wife tells him “you’ll be back in a few days,” which, in movies like this, means he won’t be home anytime soon. Once father and son are reunited, their prickly banter is interrupted by discoveries of a massive government

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cover-up and filmed proof of a giant monster emerging from the sea. At one point, a weathered, on-edge scientist (Ken Watanabe) turns slowly towards the camera and announces: “his name... is Godzilla.”

The establishing imagery brings to mind modern disasters, like Hurricane Katrina, as well as Hiroshima and Chernobyl, indicating a serious tone. While this is better than the jokey, broadly humored (and stupid) 1998 interpretation by Roland Emmerich, it bears a similar story outline. After a wrenching opening scene, the story trots all over the world, giving us lots of exposition and piles of rubble but never taking off.

No one in the cast ever steps up and takes hold, leaving us with no rooting human interest or emotional center. Cranston reliably conveys angst but he exits the movie far too early. Watanabe and Sally Hawkins look silly dishing out paragraphs of plot details, though David Strathairn, looking really lost playing an admiral, fails to convince when asking things like, “Where is Godzilla?”

Taylor-Johnson has the most to do but his sharp looks are all he brings to the role.

Olsen is stuck in yet another half-baked role unworthy of the actress, who has yet

We're supposed to root for Godzilla, right?

to capitalize on her amazing Martha Marcy May Marlene debut in 2011. We’re supposed to care about all of these people, but their character traits are overly familiar and predictable. They display no inner life.

The monster movie going on around them is a mixed bag, as there’s no fully sustained set-pieces until over an hour in.

After we finally get introduced to the title character (who doesn’t have enough screen time), the camera keeps cutting away from him and his earth-shaking battles. Since the cinematographer decides to keep the action at ground level, there’s too much focus on people running away and taking cover and not enough of the monster mash.

There are great scenes, like a bridge encounter out in the woods that finally establishes some momentum. There’s also a stunning free-fall sequence, leading to the grand finale,

which finally delivers the goods we’ve been waiting for. Director Gareth Edwards capably borrows visual cues from Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg (especially Jaws, Jurassic Park and War of the Worlds) but his movie takes too long to get moving. Thankfully, his climactic scenes are so thrilling and crowd-pleasing that it salvages an uneven summer movie.

While better than the idiotic Pacific Rim, the problem isn’t over-plotting but over-population. Except for Cranston and Watanabe, no one on the screen can hold a teeny candle next to The Big Fella. My Dad took me to see Godzilla 1985: The Legend is Reborn when it came to our local theater and I remember the delight of seeing the green monster knock over buildings and battle “The Super X.” That perfectly cheesy movie downsized the screen time of the humans, a lesson Edwards should heed if he ever makes a sequel. ■

Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Rio 2- PG13- 2D THU 12:05 1:50 2:30 4:55 7:20, FRI-WED 12:30 4:45 9:05 Godzilla-PG13- THU 8:00 10:30, 2D FRI-WED 11:30 12:00 2:10 4:50 7:30 10:10 10:30. 3D FRI-WED 11:00 1:40 2:40 4:20 5:20 7:00 8:00 9:40 10:30 The Legend of Oz-PG- 2D THU 10:40 12:45 1:45 2:50 4:55 5:55 7:00. 3D THU 11:40 3:50 8:00. 2D FRI-TUE 10:30 2:45 7:00, WED 2:45 7:00 Million Dollar Arm-PG- FRI-WED 11:15 12:15 1:55 2:55 4:35 5:35 7:10 8:10 9:55 10:30 Divergent-PG13- THU 7:00 Bears-PG- THU 10:00 11:55 Brick Mansions-PG13- THU 10:20 12:30 2:40 4:50 7:00 The Quiet Ones-PG13- THU 4:10 Mom’s Night Out-PG- THU 10:10 12:25 2:40 4:55 7:10

THU (12:20 3:20) 6:40 10:10, FRI-WED (12:20 3:20) 6:40 10:10 Draft Day-PG13- THU (10:50 4:10) 9:40 God’s Not Dead-PG- THU (10:50 1:30 4:10) 6:50 9:30, FRI (10:50 1:30 4:10) 6:50 9:30, SAT-SUN (10:50 1:30) 4:10 6:50 9:30, MON-WED (10:50 1:30 4:10) 6:50 9:30 Transcendence-PG13- THU (12:00 3:10) 6:40 10:00, FRI-WED (12:00 3:10) 6:40 10:00 Neighbors-R- THU (11:10 11:40 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, FRI (11:10 11:40 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, SAT (11:10 11:40 2:00 2:30) 4:30 5:00 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, SUN (11:10 2:00 2:30) 4:30 5:00 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10, MON-WED (11:10 11:40 2:00 2:30 4:30 5:00) 7:10 7:40 9:40 10:10 Brick Mansions-PG13- FRI (11:20 2:10 4:50) 7:30 9:50, SAT-SUN (11:20 2:10) 4:50 7:30 9:50,

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Amazing Spider-Man 2-PG13- 2D THU (12:00 3:00 3:30) 7:00 9:50 10:20, 2D FRI (11:30 12:00 3:30) 6:30 7:00 10:20, SAT-SUN (11:30 12:00) 3:30 6:30 7:00 10:20, MON-WED (11:30 12:00 3:30) 6:30 7:00 10:20, 3D FRI-WED (3:00) 9:50 The Other Woman-PG13- THU (11:00 1:30 1:50 4:40) 6:50 7:20 10:00, FRI (11:00 12:20 1:50 4:40) 6:50 7:20 10:00, SAT (11:00 12:20 1:50) 4:40 6:50 7:20 10:00, SUN (12:20 1:50) 4:40 6:50 7:20 10:00, MON-WED (11:00 12:20 1:50 4:40) 6:50 7:20 10:00 Heaven Is For Real-PG- THU (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 10:20, FRI (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 10:20, SATSUN (11:50 2:20) 4:50 7:20 10:20, MON-WED (11:50 2:20 4:50) 7:20 10:20 Noah-PG13- THU (12:10 3:30) 6:30 9:30, FRI (12:10 3:30) 6:30 9:30, SAT-SUN (12:10) 3:30 6:30 9:30 MON-WED (12:10 3:30) 6:30 9:30 Captain America: The Winter Soldier-PG13-

MON-WED (11:20 2:10 4:50) 7:30 9:50 Divergent-PG13- FRI-WED (3:10) 9:40 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Godzilla-PG13- 2D FRI-SUN 4:00 10:15, 3D 12:45 7:15, MON 4:00, 3D 12:45 7:15, 2D TUE :00 10:15, 3D 12:45 7:15, 2D WED 4:00, 3D 12:45 7:15 Neighbors-R- THU (1:15 4:15) 7:30, FRI-SUN 1:15 4:15 7:30 10:05, MON 1:15 4:15 7:30, TUE 1:15 4:15 7:30 10:05, WED 1:15 4:15 7:30 The Amazing Spider-Man 2-PG13- 2D THU (12:30) 7:00, 2D FRI-SUN 12:30 7:00, 3D 3:45 10:10, 2D MON 12:30 7:00, 3D 3:45, 2D TUE 12:30 7:00, 3D 3:45 10:10, 2D WED 12:30 7:00, 3D 3:45 The Other Woman-PG13- THU (1:00 4:00) 7:15

Million Dollar Arm opens this week

THURSDAY

NEW THIS WEEK MILLION DOLLAR ARM - PG - Sports/Drama - An agent recruits an Indian cricket player to major league baseball. Stars Jon Hamm and Aasif Mandvi. 124 min.

NOW PLAYING BRICK MANSIONS - PG13 - Action/Crime A cop and an ex-con hunt an evil crime lord in a walled-off neighborhood of Detroit. Stars the late Paul Walker. 90 min.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER - PG13 - Action/Comic - Captain America has to fight an old Soviet supervillain called the Winter Soldier, because that’s what our heroic hero types do. 136 min.

DIVERGENT - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - In a time when virtue divides people into factions, someone named Tris finds out she’s “divergent,” which means she doesn’t fit in and thus joins other such misfits or something. This goes on for 139 min.

GOD’S NOT DEAD - PG - Drama - An atheist professor challenges true believer college student Josh’s faith. 113 min.

GODZILLA - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Imagine a world in which none of the 10,000 mov-

ies with the word “Godzilla” in the title were made, and then a giant monster lizard rises out of the ocean and threatens the world.

That’s the movie. See this week’s movie review. 123 min.

HEAVEN IS FOR REAL - PG - Fantasy - Greg Kinnear plays a pastor whose young son dies and then claims to have experienced an afterlife. 100 min.

LEGENDS OF OZ - PG - Animation/Musical - Consider it an animated sequel to the Wizard of Oz, in which Dorothy (voiced by Lea Michele) returns to Oz (but is different than the live-action sequel titled Return To Oz). 88 min.

NEIGHBORS - R - Comedy - A couple with a newborn moves next to a frat house. Stars Seth Rogen and Rose Byrne. 96 min.

NOAH - PG13 - Adventure/Bible - See Russell Crowe in a beard as the history’s most famous sailor saves a tiny sampling of life forms when God gets Biblical on the Earth.

138 min.

Foxx) and Green Goblin (Dane DeHaan).

142 min.

THE OTHER WOMAN - PG13 - Comedy/Romance - Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Kate Upton star in this flick about three chicks who take revenge on some guy who’s cheating on all of them simultaneously. 109 min.

TRANSCENDENCE - PG13 - Drama/Sci-Fi - A dying scientist transfers his mind to a computer. Very bad things happen next. Stars Johnny Depp. 119 min.

LAST CHANCE

5/15

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SUNDAY

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BEARS - G - Documentary - This is a Disney documentary about bears and is narrated by John C. Reilly because, well, bears! 77 min.

DON’T MISS OUR BLOODY MARY BAR! MONDAY CHARLEY’S LIVE BAND

DRAFT DAY - PG13 - Sports/Drama - Kevin Costner, who should probably stick to baseball pictures, plays a GM who has to rebuild his NFL team. 109 min.

7PM-10PM • no COVER

RIO 2 - G - Animation/Comedy - Blu, Jewel and their kids find themselves in the Amazon.

101 min

THE QUIET ONES - PG13 - Horror - During an experiment on a young woman, a professor and some students discover dark, evil forces that may or may not be subject to the university’s grievance policies. 98 min.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 - PG13 - Action/Comics - Spiderman (Andrew Garfield) fights bad guys, including Electro (Jamie

MOM’S NIGHT OUT - PG - Comedy - Some mothers want a night out, so they leave their husbands home with the kids. 98 min.

5/19

TUESDAY

OPEN MIC & JAM

5/20

HOWARD AHIA & FRIENDS

WEDNESDAY

SHAKA MOVEMENT

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

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Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS ‘90S NIGHT WITH DJ BLAST - Fri, May 16. Friday nights on the North Shore are always a for sure party! Bring your friends, meet new friends, mingle and get down and dirty on the dance floor.

10pm. $5 before 11pm, $10 after. 21 and over.

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com BREW & VIEW - Fri, May 16. Free Film screening. 21 and over. 7:15pm. Mill House Maui (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); See movie listing at Facebook.com/millhousemaui SOUL KITCHEN WITH SWEET MAMA DEE Fri, May 16. Soul Kitchen proudly presents part two of the compelling new monthly dinner show consisting of music by several of the most influential females in Jazz, Blues and Soul that broke new ground and forged a space for women in the music industry. If you missed last month’s sold out inaugural show, now is the time! This month, Soul Kitchen is proud to welcome Maui’s own Sweet Mama Dee as special guest vocalist.

Call for reservations. 6:30pm. Mulligan’s On The Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131; Soulkitchenmaui.com FLAT JACKSON - Sat, May 17. Who doesn’t like Slam-Grass-Bluegrass with a kick? Check out this Upcountry Maui band that sounds like Mumford & Sons getting hit in the face with an iron skillet swung by Earl Scruggs. 9:30pm. $5 cover, 21 and over. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; Charleysmaui.com

STAGE MAUI IMPROV WORKSHOP WITH DAVID RAZOWSKY - Mon, May 19-Thu, May 22. David Radowsky is a world renowned teacher and former artistic director of the Second City Los Angeles. As an actor, he’s written and performed in 10 Second City Chicago revues. He’s the cofounder of the Annoyance Theatre, and has written for The Simpsons Comic and The Simpsons nationally syndicated Sunday comic strip. This workshop is perfect for beginners, and challenges the experienced. May 19: Instant Characters; May 20: Revelations; May 21: Power of Presence; May 22: Group Scenes. One day is $40, 2 days costs $70, 3 days costs $100 and all 4 days cost $120.

Limited space, pre-enrollment is suggested. 6:309:30pm. ProArts Playhouse. (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; Mauiimprov.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank.

8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; Mauitheatre.com THE MIRACLE WORKER- Maui Onstage presents The Miracle Worker this Friday. It’s a compilation of excerpts from world renowned author and lecturer Helen Keller’s autobiography, The Miracle Worker. The play follows Keller’s life as a deaf, blind

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and mute person. Her life would change forever when she met her teacher and mentor Anne Sullivan. $17-$28. 7:30pm Fridays and Saturdays and 3pm Sundays, May 11-25. Iao Theater. (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; Mauionstage.com

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creative path making unique stone and exotic wood table lamps. A natural artist and while building his home in Wailea, Jon designed a number of interior elements, including designing and making lamps for the bedrooms and common areas.

Visit Jon at the gallery while he adds the finishing touches to his newest lamps formed from wood, stone, blown glass and small carvings. Free.

11am-3pm Maui Hands Galleries 11am-3pm.

(1169 Makawao Ave.); 808572 572-2008

PICNIC FOR POKI - Thu,, Ma May ay 15. Take a break picn nic lunch from the office and enjoy a picnic nu at the historic Ka‘ahumanu Church in Wailuku. Thiss S SANDRA GREENBERG month’s Picnic for Poki - Every Fri in May. A will feature Hawaiian gallery of photographs entertainment by Pafrom around the Hawaimela Polland and friends. ian Islands on display.

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4:30-7:30pm renowned traditional HaMaui Hands Galleries UT O waiian music group KeCK (612 Front St., Lahaina); CHE aolani. Bring your lunch, EEK 808-573-2021 N A W C listen to music and enjoyy THE YOU R RICHARD DIGIACOMO OF m fresh baked cookies from 19.

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Roselani Place. Free. 11am.

P mast of his craft, Richard master ON 3 S. Ka‘ahumanu Church (103 has been bee nationally rated in the oselaniHigh St., Wailuku), Roselanipe top five percent in his field for his place.com l ti techniques. t h coloration Richard ascendVEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, May ed to a new level of artistic ability with his newly15. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies created metal fused art. Created by the etching of uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to aluminum panels and color, and fused with various make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breaktechniques, his technique calls for many coats of fast and desserts. No registration required. For a clear seals, applied to create depth and movejump start on the class, check out more than 600 ment. Come watch this artist work his magic on healthy recipes at Downtoearth.org. First and third aluminum cans. Free. 2:30-5:30pm. Maui Hands Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm.

Galleries (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245 Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. 877-2661; Downtoearth.org Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting May 17. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s 419-6020; Islandartparty.com signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity).

XAVIER RUDD - Thu, May 29. One of Australia’s Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are remost iconic voices is coming to the MACC. Rudd quired. Every second and fourth Saturday of every is a singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, surfer month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, and environmental/cultural activist. He surrounds (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; himself with an array of instruments: three didgeriMaui.hyatt.com doos in front of him, a guitar on his lap, a stompbox by his habitually bare feet and an assortment SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, May 18. Enjoy of drums, banjos, harmonicas, bells and bass guia healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaitar near at hand (or near at foot, as the case may ian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, be). Rudd’s songs touch on spirituality, humanity, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and environmentalism and the rights and mistreatment does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko of the Aboriginal people of his homeland (he inRestaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 cludes Australian and Canadian Aboriginal vocals Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; Fairmont.com in his songs). Tickets are $35 and $45. 7:30pm.

RAINBOW DINE-OUT GROUP - Tue, May 20.

Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One The Rainbow Dine-Out Group is an opportunity Cameron Way, Kahului), Mauiarts.org for our LGBT ohana and visitors to meet socially AL JARREAU - Fri, May 30. Smooth crooner with and enjoy a delicious meal. 6pm-8pm. Cafe Cara flair for scat singing, vocal icon Al Jarreau has men (535 Lipoa Pkwy., Kihei); 808-446-0549. released jazz, pop, and R&B records across four decades, winning seven Grammy awards in the process. Tickets are $35, $55, $65, $85, and premium is $125. Pre-show dinner by Brigit and YOUNG CREATIVES: INSIDE MY WORLD Bernard’s Garden Cafe. Show starts at 7:30pm.

May 4-24. This exhibition is a showcase for the Castle Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. work of high school students from across Maui (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; who participated in the MACC’s “Art-Rageous” Mauiarts.org 2013 summer program. Exhibition artists are: Isai

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SOLO SESSIONS: BARRY FLANAGANHEARTSTRINGS & STORIES - Sat, May 31.

One of the world’s great guitarists and Hawaii’s finest songwriters, Barry Flanagan has composed some of Hawaii’s most cherished songs, including the Na Hoku award-winning “Lei Pikake” and Ku‘u Lei, Ku‘uipo.” Stephen Stills called him “One of the great instrumentalists’ of our time, a masterful guitarist.” This Solo Session presents an opportunity to hear Flanagan’s music up close and personal, as he relates some tales of his life’s

journey. Tickets are $30 Standard, $45 Premium.

Pre-show dinner by AK’s Cafe. Show starts at 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; Mauiarts.org HERITAGE FILM FESTIVAL SERIES: OLA I KA WAI - Sun, Jun 1. Heritage Film Festival is a signature series presented by The MACC that brings film and discussion to the public attention about themes and issues specific to Hawaii life.

Water is a public resource that must be conserved for present and future generations, and water rights is a topic with environmental impact and potential repercussions for all who live and work on these islands. This film and the talk story session afterward will focus on decisions and actions by the State Water Commission, including the diversion of water from streams for private use.

Come to the screening of this film to be informed and share perspectives about our water environments and related issues which are vital in sustaining our communities. Film is 30 minutes; talk story with some of the film’s participants & Q&A session afterward, with Hokulani Holt as moderator. Tickets are $10. Show starts at 3:00pm. McCoy Studio Theater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center.

(One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org REBELUTION - Thu, Jun 5. Originally formed in 2004, Rebelution’s Eric Rachmany (vocals / guitar), Rory Carey (keyboards), Wesley Finley (drums) and Marley D. Williams (bass) met in college while living in Isla Vista–a neighborhood situated next to UC Santa Barbara. Rebelution always provides inspiring and engaging music that leaves listeners with a sense that they have the power to make this world a better place. The band has ventured to South America, Guam, Hawaii, Aruba, New Zealand and Europe. Gates open at 6pm, show starts at 7:15pm. Pre-sale tickets are $35 and $55. All ages. Yokouchi Pavilion & Courtyard, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahulu); Mauiarts.org ZENSHIN DAIKO: 15TH ANNUAL TAIKO FESTIVAL - Sat, Jun 7. Zenshin Daiko presents more than 50 talented performers in this year’s exciting Annual Taiko Festival. Zenshin Daiko begins the evening with the premiere of two new music works, as well as treasured favorites. Then Hanayui, a sister trio of kodo music, will transport you to a simpler time of innocent joy and wonderment and following in a rich tradition of popular entertainers who traveled Japan’s countryside. Hanayui has captivated audiences around the world with their fresh interpretation of folk dances, vibrant percussive sounds and hauntingly beautiful songs. Hanayui will be accompanied by Yoshikazu Fujimoto, Kodo’s esteemed odaiko player for more than 30 years.

Come experience the pure sound and color of rural Japan at its finest. Tickets are $20 for adults, and $10 for children 12 and under. Pre-show dinner

by AK’s Cafe.Show starts at 7pm. Castle Theater.

Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org MATISYAHU & STEEL PULSE- Sat, Jun 14.

Matisyahu first made a name for himself with his album Live at Stubbs, quickly followed by Youth.

Both albums achieved Gold status, and Youth was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Reggae Album. And Steel Pulse continues in their commitment to fight injustice, educate the masses and promote positive messages through spiritually uplifting music. Tickets are $39 in advance, $45 day-of-show. VIP area: $80 in advance, $85 dayof-show. Show starts at 5:30pm. A&B Amphitheater. Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; Mauiarts.org

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Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

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142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Thursday Nights w/ Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 6:30-8:30pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

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Flat Jackson 9:30pm, $5

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

EVENTS THURSDAY, MAY 15 MAKING WAVES LECTURE SERIES: PROTECTING HAWAII’S AQUATIC ENVIRONMENTS - Pacific Whale Foundation’s Making Waves Lecture Series provides a public forum to discuss and explore current issues in marine conservation and research. Join them for a lively and enlightening exchange on “The Role of Volunteer Citizen Science in Protecting Hawaii’s Aquatic Resources” featuring Water Quality Specialist and Ecologist Dr. Carl Berg of Kauai. Free.

6-7:30pm. Pacific Whale Foundation’s Discovery Center (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-280-4736 SILENCING THE INDEPENDENT SCIENTIST Join Hawai’i SEED’s statewide speaking tour of world-renowned University of California Berkeley Professor of Integrative Biology Dr. Tyrone Hayes.

He’s an advocate for critical review and regulation of pesticides and other chemicals that may cause adverse health effects. Paul Towers from Pesticide Action Network will also be there and will present an overview of pesticide use nationally and internationally and the significant role that Hawaii plays as ground zero for open-air pesticide experimentation. 6:30pm Baldwin High School Auditorium (1650 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Wailuku).

GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a lineup of slack key artist, featuring an award-winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, MAY 16 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm.

Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closedtoe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection.

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30 WED-Shaka Movement Party Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-TBA

Gina Martinelli 5pm Music Showcase 8pm

TUE-Pool League, WED-Happy Hump Day!

Service Industry Night w/DJ, 9pm

Steve Craig & The Lonely Heart Shakers Band, 8pm

Quiz 7pm

DJ Laura, 10pm

Jordan 7pm

Sebrina Barron 6pm

MON-Lawaia 10pm, TUE-Bartenders Mix, WED- Kanoa & Jessica

Steve Craig & The Lonely Heart Shakers (Beatles)

Ryan Robinson Trio

Cole Sulenta

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MON-Rick G, TUE- Levi Poasa, WED- JD on the Rocks 6:30pm

Dominic 4-8pm, JAH Residentz 9pm

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Rootz N Creation 9pm

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm, TUE-Karaoke, WEDRick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm-close

MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm, TUE- Elvis!

Burn’n Love Sneak Peak, 6:30pm, WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm

Evan Shulman, 5:30-8:30pm

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WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

90’s Night w/ DJ Blast 10pm

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Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Inna Vision, 9:30pm, $10

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Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

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Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm.

Waihe‘e Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, MAY 17 A KOREAN NATURAL FARMING WORKSHOP - Certified Korean Natural Farmers Vincent Mina (HFUU President) and Alika Atay (Ali‘i) offer their time and expertise to the community in this two-day workshop (May 17 & May 24). Learn how to restore the health and vitality of your soil using indigenous microorganisms and plant cycles. You will also take home a 30-pound bag of IMO-3 to use on your garden or farm. Don’t miss this amazing opportunity to expand your knowledge and help regenerate the soil. $75 HFUU Members, $100 non-members.

12:30-6pm. University Of Hawaii Maui College (310 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului).

KUPAIANAHA CHURCH BAZAAR - Enjoy local Maui vendors, food, entertainment, and a silent auction. Bring all of your family and friends.

Open to the public. Free. 9am-1pm. Located on the church grounds. Kupaianaha Church. (357 Waiale Rd., Wailuku).

VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808-249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species.

9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station.

(Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; Volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, MAY 18 SPCA CAT CLINIC DAYS - Help the Maui SPCA

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

MON- Mark Smeltzer, TUE-Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, WED-Fulton Teshombe

“fix” the problem. All cats are welcome, and all fixes are by donation. Humane traps are available to lend. Do the Island of Maui a favor and fix that neighborhood kitty before you have neighborhood kittens. Next Clinic Days are May 18 and 25. Please call to reserve a space, borrow a trap, volunteer, sponsor a fix and make donations. Email for more information and clinic locations. 808280-0738; Info@mauispca.org

justing. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. Firstcome, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; Mauimall.com

WEDNESDAY, MAY 21

GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; Mauipride.org

MONDAY, MAY 19 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am.

Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email Volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, MAY 20 PO‘OKELA SOCCER CLUB FUNDRAISER NIGHT- The money raised will assist with expenses for the Under Age 14 Team’s 2014-2015 season including: travel expenses, tournament fees, equipment, and new uniforms. Flatbread will donate $3.50 for every large pizza and $1.75 for every small pizza purchased night of the event. Dine in or take out. Donate $5 and enter your name in the drawing for a chance to win gift cards from Flatbread, Wal-Mart, or the Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. For reservations, especially for groups of 10 and more, please call 808-579-8989. For more information or to make a donation, contact Jules at 808-264-7066.

FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Meet Dr. James Urban, who has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine ad-

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; Southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show.

This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808669-6271; Slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS NAPILI FARMERS MARKET - Wed 8-11 am.

Across the highway from Napili Market, before Maui Prepatory Academy FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949

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Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

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JD & Harry 3-5pm, Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm

MON -Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm

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KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

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L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MILL HOUSE (Maui Tropical Plantation) 1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Waikapu- 243-9618

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; Onelovemarket.com

LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei)

OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm.

Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); Feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; Maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market

MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

Brew & View FREE Film Screening, 7:15pm

that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); Feedmysheepmaui.com

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula)

MON, TUE & WED - Karaoke

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-10pm

MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570

ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.)

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MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear ge and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and deli-cate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission.

7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; Mauiexposition.com

to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2288; Longhis.com

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KA KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN L THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Sat Oku’s sushi is available Fri & Sat. until 11:30pm 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; Kobemaui.com

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LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous Banyan Tree, check out over 50 select Maui artists. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm.

Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; Visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Avenue and Pu‘unene Avenue., Kahului); Feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay

KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

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Sign Language TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You’re as multi-layered as an onion, as fresh as a new apple, and as nutritious and good for those around you as broccoli. Too bad most people lately have been focusing on the worst of you, assuming that you’ll make them cry, spoil everything you touch, and be a bad-tasting obligation. Sadly, there’s not much you can do. Overcoming people’s presuppositions and judgments about you is hard, since they won’t let you close enough to change their minds.

Therefore, this week focus on stuff that will make you shine from a distance. If your actions are big, bold, and impressive enough, you’ll draw people to you despite their negative first impressions.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You’re not naturally a politician. Kissing strangers’ babies and shaking hands on the campaign trail feels contrived. Since you can’t totally avoid the slightly odious tasks you’re required to do, dredge the back rooms of your multiple personality disorder and whip out those lesser-used personae who might actually be good at what you have to do. Yes, your tasks (and the parts of you that get off on doing them) are somewhat tedious, but believe me: showing off, yet again, how cleverly endowed and multifaceted you are can only help your reputation, not hurt it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

All your challenges—even the petty irritating ones— are actually opportunities to show off just how patient and enlightened you’ve become. In the grand scheme of things, nothing truly bad will happen to you this week. In fact, most of what you’ll experience will ultimately be more positive than negative. You simply may have trouble seeing it that way, since this week’s presents are likely to come wrapped in annoying paper. Still, assume that the gifts inside are worth the layers of redundant and bothersome packaging and tear through it instead of refusing them altogether. You’ll be at least a little glad you did.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Sometimes it seems like the more self-actualized you get, the more single you are. Let me explain.

All that self-knowledge is holding you back from most relationships, because it’s limiting your ability to settle for just anyone, to accept unreasonable compromises just so you don’t have to be alone. The more you don’t mind being alone with your lovely self, the less likely you are to make room for anyone who won’t add to your life. Be patiently alert, sweet Leo. All the so-so suitors in the world could never fill you up, but the magnificent dreamboat you’re waiting for will come, eventually. When s/he does, you’ll know, and, hopefully, be ready.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Negative thinking doesn’t have to be bad. For instance, when you’re making a block print, you have to focus on all the stuff youdon’t want in the final print, so you can carve it away, leaving only the good stuff. In that spirit, engage in a little reflection on your most, let’s say, unconstructive qualities. Only by noticing them and clearly defining them will you ever be able to rid yourself of them. It’s imperative that you do so, since the tight spaces you’ll deeply desire to slip into later this summer will require that you be at your leanest and most baggage-free state.

cue, your comrades-in-arms at your side, and don’t let the heart-burglar escape until s/he’s returned the stolen goods and been safely locked away.

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1: E–“Pay them more than what they’re worth” 2: E–State Sen. Clayton Hee 3: E–1

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

“Something’s not quite right.” That sentiment will haunt you all week. As you navigate various situations, your subconscious may nag you with the perception that your fly is open, shoelaces untied, or the suspicion of spinach in your teeth.

Unfortunately, your ability to identify exactly what might be wrong is at a low. The bad news is you can look forward to a couple weeks of hearing about all the gaffes you made without quite noticing. The good news: If you don’t spend your whole week fruitlessly trying to track down and prevent your mistakes, the work you can do in spite of them will absolutely eclipse them.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

I almost don’t want to write you a horoscope this week, because it might give you the wrong idea; you’re flying so low under almost everyone’s radar right now that you’re not likely to get much attention or energy from anyone you don’t force yourself on. This could be a rough adjustment after the last few weeks, when people couldn’t stop focusing on you. Don’t worry, that unhealthy cycle of obsession/neglect will end soon. Don’t fight it. Just do your own thing and try not to take it personally when your phone doesn’t ring for a few days.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

You’re not the least emotional sign in the zodiac, but you are the least expressive of those emotions. That’s why you have trouble resolving the pity-party descending upon you this week. You’re likely to catch yourself whining and complaining about the most ridiculous things whenever you’re not paying attention and keeping your brattiest side strictly in check. Don’t hate yourself for this only slightly obnoxious behavior. Frankly, everyone has to vent sometimes. I think most people around you, instead of being annoyed that you’re bitching, will be relieved that you’re human, just like them.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You can stop dangling your suffering and deep, philosophical misery as bait for unwise do-gooder prey. If catching the unwary in the steel jaws of your malign mental traps is your only agenda right now, you’ll be deeply disappointed this week, and hungry, too. It’s time to consider a new method of filling any potential gaps in your life. I can’t advise you on what will work best, but I can tell you this: self-destructive tendencies are at a yearlong low right now, so anything that banks on people doing what’s not good for them won’t be successful—but the opposite could work wonders.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

While he was in dress rehearsal for a stage production of The Three Musketeers, my friend’s car almost got stolen. Luckily, one of the stagehands glimpsed the theft-in-progress, and alerted the cast, who immediately rushed out to the parking lot, all bedecked in capes and foils, and surrounded the vehicle, swords pointed at the bewildered bandit, trapping him inside until the amused police arrived. Since you’re all dressed to play a hero, why not live the role? Something very precious and important to you is about to be absconded with. Rush out to its res-

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