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Now and then, publishers will send over free books to MauiTime, in hopes of getting badly needed publicity. Most are pretty weak. Kua‘aina Kahiko, a new book by Patrick Vinton Kirch, is a refreshing departure from that trend. Published by University of Hawaii Press, the book is a stunning, eminently readable account of Kirch’s 17 years of archaeological research into Maui’s Kahikinui region,
sites, agricultural fields, shrines, heiau, and other structures built by the ancient Hawaiian occupants of the moku–would still be intact. I could think of few other places in the islands where an entire region could be studied on such a scale.” A great opportunity, sure, but have you been out to Kahikinui lately? That place is rugged. Even the Pi'ilani Highway, the one paved road that traverses the area, feels like it was last patched around the Truman Administration. In his book, Kirch says his work there was “challeng-
fought to gain access to Hawaiian lands, and in a few small ways to aid them in their quest, lent additional meaning to my research. It brought our goal of understanding the ancient history of this land into direct contact with the continuing efforts of the Hawaiian people to preserve and perpetuate their culture.” Of course, knowledge like this doesn’t come cheap. Kua‘aina Kahiko is a hard-bound book that retails for $49. Considering that Kahikinui is still very much a “backwater” today, it would have been nice for UH Press to release a far cheaper version of the book. That way, the residents who would most benefit from its research could get a chance to read it.
FIGHT OVER NA WAI ‘EHA STREAM FLOWS ENDS It’s hard to believe, but the legal machinations and lawsuits over the diversion of water from the Iao, Waihee, Waiehu and Waikapu Streams (collectively known as the “Na Wai ‘Eha,” the “Four Great Waters”) has ended. On Apr. 21, the state Commission on Water Resource Management announced that all parties in the fight over
settlement that returns more water to the streams than seen in centuries. “After decades of disagreement, this is a huge step forward in the history of water on Maui,” Governor Neil Abercrombie said in the water commission’s Apr. 21 press release on the announcement. “There is more to be done, but we look forward to working with all the Parties in the future. The mediator and the Water Commission helped facilitate the conversation, but it was really the people on Maui who made it possible.” The legal fight over the stream flows may have started in 2004, but the water diversion itself dates back a good deal further, as a Apr. 21 press release from Earthjustice–which represented Hui o Na Wai ‘Eha and Maui Tomorrow Foundation–on the settlement makes clear: “For over 150 years, Hawaiian Commercial Sugar Company (“HC&S”), a plantation operated by Alexander & Baldwin (“A&B”), and Wailuku Water Company (“WWC”), the remnant of C. Brewer & Co.’s former Wailuku Sugar plantation (collectively, the “Companies”), had drained Na Wai ‘Eha’s waters for private profit. The parties settlement restores flow to all four of the streams,
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ing,” “physically taxing” and “invariably exhausting.” Kua‘aina Kahiko isn’t a particularly technical book, full of charts or references to Thorium 230 dating concentrations (if you want the later, check out Kirch’s 2005 article in the journal Science on how he used “coral dedicatory offerings” to date temples in the Kahikinui district). Instead, the book is an extremely detailed, first-person account of nearly two decades of research into one of Maui’s–and Hawaii’s–least known regions. But it’s also not dry history–what happened in Kahikinui three centuries ago is very relevant to island residents today, as Kirch himself discovered while researching the book. “My work in Kahikinui has had another, pleasurable side thanks to the welcoming group of Native Hawaiian activists who formed Ka ‘Ohana o Kahikinui in the early 1990s,” Kirch writes. “Being able to watch as they
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located between Ulupalakua and Kaupo. It’s a part of Maui that Kirch–who was born in the islands–knows very well. Though he’s an anthropology professor at UC Berkeley today, who has spent three decades studying Polynesia, Kirch first discovered Kahikinui as a young Punahou School student when he spent two months there as a volunteer for a Bishop Museum archaeology project. Though historians believe the first Polynesians to arrive at Hawaii came ashore at Kahikinui, there’s not a lot known or published about the place. In his book, Kirch calls Kahikinui Maui’s “most remote and undeveloped region” and a “classic kua‘aina, a backcountry that was shunned by the ruling chiefs.” It was so isolated, Kirch writes in the book’s Preface, that there were “no rich mo‘olelo, oral traditions, about Kahikinui.” Instead, Kirch writes, “The district was populated largely by maka‘ainana, common folk, who were derided by officials of the nineteenth-century Hawaiian Kingdom as ‘ili ulaula, “red skins,” a reference to their sunburned bodies, reflecting long hours of toil in the sweet potato patches.” But for research, Kahikinui presented a great opportunity. Kirch says the region holds “thousands” of archaeological sites. “First and foremost, Kahikinui constituted an entire moku, an ancient political district, which had never suffered from the effects of Westernized “development,” Kirch writes. “Precisely because it is a backwater, lacking in freshwater or rich soils, Kahikinui was spared the effects of sugarcane or pineapple plantations… For the archaeologist, this meant that the settlement pattern–the network of house
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the water–Hui O Na Wai ‘Eha, Maui Tomorrow Foundation, Office of Hawaiian Affairs, Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar Company, Wailuku Water Company and the Maui County Department of Water Supply–had agreed to a
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requiring up to around 25 million gallons a day (“MGD”) in the streams at all times.” According to Earthjustice, the settlement creates a new “interim instream flow standard” for the four streams: up to 10 mgd for Iao Stream and 2.9 mgd for Waikapu Stream, and it keeps the current standards for the Waihee Stream (10 mgd) and Waiehu Stream (2.5 mgd) that were decided in a 2010 Water Commission ruling. As one of the parties to the settlement, Wailuku Water Co.’s boss Avery Chumbley had only good things to say about the deal in the Maui News’ Apr. 22 story on the settlement, though he did raise the spectre of possible rate hikes on customers. “Yes, there will be a cost to do the implementation, but we’re pleased that it’s a workable solution to a difficult problem,” he told the paper. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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MMN will host 12 youth education projects over the course of the spring. The projects, held at various youth organizations, will demonstrate how traditional trash can be recycled and rediscovered to create pieces of art. “Rather than automatically disregarding something as broken or as trash, we want kids to pause and wonder, ‘What could I do with this?’” said Dina Mezheritsky, administrative officer for Malama Maui Nui and a key designer of the Youth Education program. “The more creativity and fun we can employ in these presentations, the more effective our anti-litter and recycling message will be.” City of Honolulu Art Commissioner Esther Pridgen will work on the project to help design and lead the first of the hands-on art projects. Pridgen’s initial project involves turning scrap wood, leftover craft materials, pieces from old board games, and more into a representational “junk art” wall hanging. Pridgen begins each presentation by answering questions about recycling. She
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CHAIR-ISH MAUI RECYCLED ART CONTEST WINNERS ANNOUNCED Makawao Union Church’s second annual Chair-ish Maui Recycled Art Contest announced the winners of its benefit competition April 13. Jim Hestand won First Prize with his “Ode to Jackson,” a color splash piece in the style of abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock. The second place winner was Susan Lura, whose “Aloha Beach Chair” embraced the essence of island life. Carolyn Ziegler took third place with her untitled piece that has a futurist flavor. The People’s Choice award went to Amy Mathis for “Fairies Among Us.” Two chairs won awards in the chil-
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Lokelani Intermediate School recently won the Cooke Foundation Beautification Award for their campus transformations and way of inspiring a kindness culture among students. The award includes grant of $5,000 to help complete and maintain beautification projects throughout the campus. The award is given each year to one elementary, one middle and one high school in Hawaii. Hawaii Community Foundation’s Deborah Rice and Inger Tully represented The Cooke Foundation during the presentation, and school Principal Mark Elliott accepted the award. Rice recently returned to the school to help plant flowers as an intentional offering to the Friends of Rachel Kindness Garden; Friends
of Rachel is a Lokelani program inspired by the national Rachel’s Challenge movement which aims to create and sustain safe, caring and supportive learning environments essential for academic achievement. Every act of kindness on the Lokelani campus is commemorated by planting flowers in the Kindness Garden by student volunteers with Friends of Rachel (FOR) Club. The FOR Kindness Garden is part of a campus-wide beautification drive that accompanies other outdoor learning spaces created in collaboration with Grow Some Good, Rebekah Kuby of Maui School Garden Network, Kihei/ Wailea Rotary Club and Goodfellow Brothers, among other community groups. Plans include an outdoor learning and community gathering hale, aquaponics, native plantings and edible schoolyards that inspire wellness and greater achievement in science, technology, engineering and math (STEM) curriculum.
MALAMA MAUI NUI STARTS YOUTH TRASH PROJECT Malama Maui Nui (Community Work Day) has launched a new Youth Education program to challenge the way young people look at trash. The new program—launched in March—was designed to engage Maui’s youth with a hands-on art project that emphasizes the positive impact that litter prevention and recycling can have on their lives.
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then sets some simple ground rules for the kids–primarily–there is no wrong way of doing art. Pridgen stresses that the children are to have fun in the process as they search through stashes of beads, tickets, cards, stickers, and other forgotten items that, prior to the program, were tucked away in corners of the clubs and youth centers where the projects take place. About 85 youth from the Haiku and Paukukalo Clubs of the Boys & Girls Clubs of Maui, as well as the Kihei Youth Center and the Paia Youth & Cultural Center, have participated in these projects so far. MMN hopes to further develop the initiative by presenting an array of hands-on art projects by different teaching artists so that Maui’s young people are exposed to numerous ways of creatively recycling and re-purposing materials. As the program grows, MMN plans to continue serving the various youth organizations on Maui, while also introducing these hands-on art projects into Maui Coun-
dren’s category–”Colorblock Splash” and “An Afternoon with the Cousins.” The goal of the Chair-ish contest was to keep old rusty chairs out of the landfill and raise money for the church. The church provided entrants with an old metal folding chair that they could decorate in any manner they wished. The church supplied 23 chairs and 13 were entered in the contest that began in January and ended on April 6. “Transforming a rusty folding chair into one that conveys a vision or gives us a laugh, diverts it from the landfill for a few more years thanks to some very creative Chair-ish Maui participants,” said Wilma Nakamura, the Chair-ish judge and coordinator of the annual Art of Trash. The winning entries will be displayed at the church until April 27. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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IN TAX WE TRUST The tax software company Vertex reported in March, via the Tax Foundation, that tax-hating American states have somehow organized themselves into nearly 10,000 sales/use-tax jurisdictions with distinct rules, coverages or exemptions. Ironically, states criticized as tax profligates sometimes have the simplest systems (e.g., one set of rules covering the entire state, such as in Connecticut, Massachusetts and Washington, D.C.) while states regarded as refuges from intrusive government often have the most complicated (e.g., 310 different jurisdictions in Utah, 587 in Oklahoma, 994 in Iowa and 1,515 in Texas).
LOVE JAPANESE SYLE Formally asking a sweetheart to “please be my (boyfriend/girlfriend)” is said to be a traditional romantic milestone in Japanese relationships, and the town of Nagareyama in Chiba Prefecture now provides a government document to commemorate that big step (for a filing fee, of course). In fact, according to the news site RocketNews24.com, since only one party need file the document, the town hopes the form will become a strategic step to declare one’s love without the need
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GREAT ART! British artist Millie Brown, 27, profiled in January in London’s Daily Mail, creates Jackson Pollock-style canvases by vomiting on them after ingesting colored soy milk. Brown (whose work hangs in London’s Ripley’s Believe It or Not! showcase) said she fasts for two days prior to public performances and, as the show starts, times her ingestions so that the proper hues don’t prematurely mix in her stomach. Her appearance, at work, in a Lady Gaga music video brought her a somewhat larger audience. Said the understated Brown, “I am able to challenge people’s perceptions of beauty.”
CRAMPED QUARTERS Paris’ Hunting and Wildlife Museum hosted, from April 1 to April 13, artist Abraham Poincheval’s real-time demonstration of “birth and rebirth”–his living completely inside a hollowed-out bear carcass the entire time, eating, drinking, reading, sleeping and relieving himself (down the bear’s legs) before a live camera, with a viewing window for spectators. Poincheval, who in a previous installation lived for a while in a hole, likened the experience merely to the cramped quarters of astronauts.
POLICE REPORT Although Douglas Lydic, 29, escaped from a patrol car in December in Commodore, Pa., while handcuffed (and was soon recaptured), prosecutors declined to charge him with fleeing since he was merely being “detained” at the time. But they did charge Lydic with theft of the handcuffs. And Dustin Bell, 25, wearing a police officer’s badge that had been stolen from the Sand Springs, Okla., department, apparently only casually considered how to wield his newly acquired “authority.” He was arrested in April after asking at a Tulsa tanning salon for a law-enforcement discount–to get a $34 session for $10.
HARD TIMES Ms. Terry Boyd, 52, was ordered to probation in Wausau, Wis., in February on charges of imprisoning two men in a secondstory bedroom, leaving them screaming for help from a window. According to police, Boyd had refused to release the men until at least one agreed to have sex with her. And after Maria Montanez-Colon, 58, called 911 in February in Punta Gorda, Fla., the responding officer reported that she immediately began fondling him, describing herself as “horny,” noting “I haven’t been penetrated in years.” The officer politely declined and warned her about frivolous 911 calls, but Montanez-Colon was arrested shortly afterward when she called again, asking the second responding officer, “How else am I going to get [to have sex]?” ■
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ou don’t find vice cops who become addicted to methamphetamine that they steal out of police evidence and then pretend to have cancer to mask their addictions in every department. So when a publicist contacted us a few weeks ago, asking if we wanted to review Shards, a new memoir by Allison Moore– the former Maui Police Officer whose own on-the-job meth addiction really did lead her to steal from and lie to her department colleagues–we jumped at the chance. And given the book’s breathless promotion–by no less a publisher than Simon & Schuster’s Touchstone–how could we refuse? Especially given the national attention that’s been lavished on the book–both London’s Daily Mail and the New York Post have written about the book. “Now after extensive rehab, a year in jail, and a lifetime worth of guilt, Allison is ready to tell her story and make amends to those she so painfully betrayed,” reads Touchstone’s press release on the book. “Astounding, gripping and told firsthand in a deeply sympathetic voice SHARDS lays clean the raw details of Allison Moore’s addiction and betrayal that cost her everything…” In fact, Moore’s book (which was written “with Nancy Woodruff”) is pretty much the opposite of “gripping” and “deeply sympathetic.” It’s full of unclear thinking and hypocrisy. Worst of all, Moore repeatedly refers to herself–without irony!–as having been a “good cop,” someone who joined the force to “make an impact on the Hawaiian community I had grown to love.” Anyone who read the newspaper in 2010, the year the MPD finally arrested, tried and convicted her, knows exactly how much of an “impact” Moore made on the
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island, and the department itself. Shards is a deeply cynical book. It retails for $24.99, a steep price for any book, much less one written by a convicted felon. Speaking of which, what exactly does Moore intend to do with the proceeds? “A portion of the proceeds will go to Catch a Falling Star, a program that offers multiple resources to law enforcement officers and their families including suicide prevention and drug addiction counseling,” one of Moore’s publicists told us.“She is also working to repay her family and family friends for the money they spent on rehab and legal fees on her behalf. behalf.” half. When asked to quantify antiffy the “portion” of the proceedss Moore Mo oore was donating to charity, the publicist refused, saying only that it would be a “nice portion.”
mer of 2004 to September 2009. For much of that time, she smoked (and later shot up) meth. Her reasons for doing so are never really clear, but she seems to believe they stem from her “addictive personality.” Today, Moore lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico, which is where she lived before moving to Maui more than a decade ago. Her stated reason for moving to Maui is all too common: “All I’d ever wanted from Maui was a new life, completely different from my old one, and now it looked like I was going to have it.” But what people who move to Maui expecting “a new life” often find, to their the horror, is that old life usually their o makes the trip, too. mak There were a hundred MPD aph plicants in 2004, Moore writes. Of those, she says 24 made it into e oor The thing about a recruit class, M n o s drug memoirs 4 with 13 eventui l 1 l 0 is that they seem ally washing out. By A stone, 2 h good in theory–full Moore was one of M Touc 24.99 of crime, sex and the 11 who finally th $ lies–but usually end passed and got a pas up being pretty dull. badge and gun. badg Though this book at first Though Moore calls Thou seems to be a love story ory be“by the book reherself a “b tween rookie Moore and a married cruit,” she admits she took amphetMPD cop she calls “Keawe” (she changes amines during training. She insists she took nearly everyone’s name in the book, making the drug unknowingly, but also admits that it virtually useless to historians, journalists she concealed it–and the name of the recruit and anyone else hoping for an inside look at who gave her the drug–from her supervisors. the force), it quickly degenerates into an exHer career saw her serve in Wailuku, amination of Moore’s lust for meth, which Lanai and Lahaina. Though Moore was is far from compelling. already addicted to meth when she joined According to court records, Moore served the MPD’s vice squad in 2008, she writes in the Maui PD for five years, from the sum- that “I was finally doing what I had always
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wanted to do: focusing on narcotics, getting them out of the community.” She dismisses this chasm of illogic with a single sentence: “I understood what a hypocrite I was being, but I didn’t care.” Then there’s this gem of a delusion, which she writes when describing her first becoming addicted to meth: “I was never one of those cops who thought they were above the law, but I did recognize the power I had. No one searched a cop. No one questioned a cop. Except for our random drug tests, we were immune. I could carry a packet of ice around with me and no one would ever know.” I’m pretty sure that a cop carrying around a packet of ice for her own personal use is the definition of feeling “above the law.” Though Moore says in the book that she “loves” the Maui PD– “thank you for taking me into your family, for giving your unconditional love, and for providing me with opportunities that I could not have imagined in my wildest dreams,” she writes in the Acknowledgments–she tosses casual insults at the MPD and its cops throughout the book. Moore writes that she loved the “local boys” in her recruit class, calling them “funny, humble, encouraging” but found the white guys “typical meatheads.” She assumes that one “heavy” applicant (whom she calls “Fatso”), who she writes was “far from qualified,” ended up earning his badge because “his father worked in the department.” Another female recruit was “making the mistakes most girls make coming into a department–sleeping with the patrol guys before recruit school even ended.” No, Moore had class. She waited until she was out of recruit school before she says she started sleeping with one of the cops–and a married one with kids, at that.
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She calls her sergeant during the year she spent on Lanai “a lazy, unreliable oaf who could make a volatile situation worse.” Cops at the MPD were “huge sexists,” but would actually respect a female officer “once they proved themselves.” One cop “was a bit lazy, never following up, never doing his paperwork.” Another watched porn “for about an hour” on a PlayStation Portable during surveillance. The assistant chief who promoted her into vice “was an asshole by all accounts.” Dispatchers are “cop groupies and love cops, except for the female ones.” One day, Moore “passed the L&L [which she name-drops constantly] between calls and saw a bunch of cops in there, eating for free, pursued by all the badge-bunny waitresses.” That last statement is curious, because L&L’s restaurants on Maui are strictly counter operations and don’t employ waitresses. Then again, Moore also seems to think that the word “tita” is a “Hawaiian term for dyke” and Happy Valley is a war-zone where “gangs from all over the island meet to fight.” Moore also repeatedly ridicules cops who drink–which given the fact that she eventually spent a year in prison for crimes stemming from meth addiction, is odd indeed. The MPD officer Moore fell in love with was “solid, and not a heavy drinker, which was rare for a Hawaiian cop.” Another colleague’s drinking “was exactly why I didn’t like to socialize with other cops.” Moore even disses her only real friend on the force. Called “Erin” in the book, Moore writes that she had a “heart of gold” but “drank too much.” In fact, Moore–an admitted meth addict who stole
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from police evidence and her own family members–twice goes out of her way to use the phrase “drank too much” when describing Erin. It’s almost enough to make you feel sorry for the MPD, until you recall that Moore somehow made it all the way through recruit training–and spent five years in uniform–before getting busted for her myriad crimes. In fact, Police Commission records show, the department was still awarding her commendations as late as December 2008. To conceal her meth addiction–and the fact that she was wasting away and spending all her time smoking instead of working–Moore told her colleagues that she had cancer. She even forged a couple doctor notes. This is a matter of public record. So are the names of the 88 cops– including Chief Gary Yabuta, Deputy Chief Clayton Tom and now-retired Assistant Chief Wayne Ribao–who donated more than 2,000 hours of their accumulated leave to her after she used up her allotted vacation time (only 23 were actually able to do so before the department discovered Moore’s crimes). They had thought she was away on the Mainland, getting chemotherapy for ovarian cancer and lymphoma. In fact, she was using meth–some of which she took from evidence gathered by the MPD during drug busts. Neither the MPD nor the Maui County Prosecutor’s Office would comment for this story, and Touchstone’s publicist said Moore was refusing to do interviews with “Hawaiian media.”
Given the fact that Hawaii reporters have access to Moore’s court files, this is perhaps a wise move. For instance, near the end of her book Moore said that in August 2010 she changed her plea “from not guilty to guilty” because “I knew I couldn’t live through a trial” and, besides, “had wanted to plead guilty right from the beginning.” In fact, court records show that Moore changed her plea to no contest–which does not include the admission of guilt of a “guilty” plea–after the Prosecutor’s Office offered to drop a ticket-fixing charge. At her trial, Judge Richard Bissen asked Moore what her punishment should be. “Probation,” Moore replied. Bissen’s face must have been something to see when she said that. In its case, the Prosecutor’s Office had laid out enough charges to net her 107 years of imprisonment. “The Defendant should not be rewarded again for her deceitfulness,” Prosecutor Lewis Littlepage said in an Oct. 28, 2010 court filing. “Defendant should not be unjustly enriched for her deliberate and planned actions.” In the end, Bissen let her off relatively easy with just a year behind bars and another five of probation. He also ordered her to pay more than $20,000 in restitution to the County of Maui, the Maui Police Relief Association and the cops who
donated their leave to Moore. The portions of the book dealing with the police response to Moore’s “cancer,” her subsequent arrest on charges of forgery, stealing evidence and drug use can at least be compared to the court record. As for the rest of the book–her love affair with a married MPD cop, lifelong drug use, numerous failed suicide attempts and the month or so she endured physical and emotional terror from her Seattle “dealer” (which seemed to end, incredibly, after Moore’s mother simply threatened to call the cops on him)–that’s up to the reader. Assessing Moore’s credibility is a task made difficult (or easy, depending on how little empathy you’ve developed for her) by passages like the following, which appears slightly halfway through her book: “My ability to lie is a skill I wish upon no one,” Moore writes in her book. “I am a chameleon in the worst way: I can slither and adapt to suit the needs of anyone I want something from. This is what made me a good cop.” Keep in mind that those sentences are in the present tense, not the past. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com
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was so popular that they opened up shop in Azeka Mauka in Kihei back in 2003, but closed that location in 2011. Still, the taco truck kept on. Recently, they re-opened their brick and mortar store in Kihei’s Lipoa Center next to Valley Isle Fitness and the Charter Middle School. Their newest location is a great spot to grab their wide array of tacos, burritos, nachos and salads. There are tables and chairs if you want to eat in their climatecontrolled dining room that offers surf videos and and impressive salsa bar with more than a dozen embellishments for your tacos. But grab-and-go orders are also welcomed, and they have plenty of little containers so you can take those salsa bar fixin’s to go.
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trucks to the restaurant. And we’re hopefully looking for some more locations on the Westside and in South Maui.” Their trucks also appear at the Kihei Fourth Friday town parties, as well as two new locations starting mid May: Lahaina at 150 Dickenson St. behind Kobe, and Kihei, next to Hitter's Paradise. Jawz Tacos also does catering, and the trucks can be hired to show up at private events, too. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com
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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, APR. 24 UHMC MUSIC SERIES – Explore UH Maui College’s music program during UH Music Week’s finale events on Thursday and Friday. On Thursday, catch Open Mic Night in the Student Lounge in the Pilina Bldg (5pm-8pm). The UHMC chorus will open the evening’s festivities followed by slam poetry, karaoke, dance and more. Friday afternoon will conclude music week with a piano performance and lecture by Anne Ku (12:30-1:15 pm) in Kupa’a 104. All activities are free and open to the public. Students and the Maui community are also invited to attend any music class of their choice for the week of April 21-25. maui.hawaii.edu/music, 808-205-1241. Photo courtesy UH Maui College
GIN TASTINGS – Master mixologist Joey Gottesman returns to the Makena Beach & Golf Resort tonight for the resort’s Liquid Chef Series on Gin. The nstration by evening will feature straight tastings of popular gin brands and a demonstration ng with chefGottesman. He’ll create three classic cocktails available for tasting, along bay Sapphire crafted pupu. The cocktails are the Gentleman’s Delight, featuring Bombay East and Martini and Rossi Bianco; the Spring Fling, which has Botanist Gin; m. The Makena and Dutch Courage, featuring a Bols Genever. Cheers! $60. 6:30pm. akena Alanui); Beach & Golf Resort, Molokini Bar & Grille Restaurant (5400 Makena 808-875-5888, makenaresortmaui.com/dining. Photo: Wikimediaa Commons
FRIDAY, APR. 25 CARDEN ACADEMY JAMBOREE – Carden Academy of Maui invites you to a cozy country night out. Grab your paniolo boots and bring your appetite for a BBQ dinner and dancing under the stars at the historic Oskie Rice Polo Field. Shop the silent auction or submit grandma’s secret pie recipe to the pie contest. Proceeds will benefit student tuition assistance and other program needs at Carden. Oh, and get the keiki a sitter–this party is 21 and over only. 5:30pm-11pm. Oskie Rice Arena (Olinda Road, Makawao); 808-573-6651, cardenmaui.org. Photo courtesy Carden Academy Facebook page
‘GOD OF CARNAGE’ – ProArts presents Maui’s premiere of God of Carnage this Friday. The adaptation of the Tony Award-winning play will highlight some classic scenes. Watch as adults quickly revert to their childlike games in an attempt to patch a scuffle between their kids. Will their attempt to make up be in vain? $22 General Admission. $20 Kama’aina Nights. Azeka (Makai) Shopping Center (1280 80 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550, proartspacific.com. cific.com.
FRIDAY, APR. 25 DIVAS NIGHT OUT – It’s the end of the month and that means it’s time to treat yourself. Spa Grande’s monthly Divas Night Out returns with mini chocolate treatments, a two-hour soak and hydration circuit and sweet treats to top it all off. Relax, rejuvenate and refresh for the new month. Seating is limited so make your reservation early. Valet parking complimentary. $65 adult/ $25 child. 7:30-10pm. Spa Grande, Grand Wailea Resort (3850 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-1234, ext 4949., grandwailea.com.
FRIDAY, APR. 25
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS – This year, the Harlem Globetrotters are celebrating 88 years of tradition. They're athletic, theatrical and all-around fun (they also apparently escaped from Gilligan’s Island, where they were marooned in 14 1981). The team arrives on Maui this Friday as part of their “Fans Rule” 2014 nt tour. Fans can expect to see Flight Time Lang, Bull Bullard, Dizzy Grant d. and T-Time Brawner. The family friendly event will have everyone engaged. 0 Meet the team and set foot on the court with the “Magic Pass” experience. $30 General Admission. $65 VIP (Magic Pass). 5:30pm Magic Pass. 7pm Show. War Memorial Gym (700 Halia Nakoa St.,Wailuku); 808242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: US Navy/Wikimedia Commons
SATURDAY, APR. 26
RISE OF THE ROBOTS – Makai Glass Creations presents “Rise Rise vid of the Robots” this Friday. The evening will feature guest DJs David ets. Block “The Human Experience,” Nico Luminous and Sweet Beets. forGuests will be in for live glassblowing, fire dancing, silk aerial perforgh mances and more. Catch the party from above during the event through y’s aerial video technology (that would be the robots from the party’s m. name). Find your beat and get ready to bot! 21+. $20-$50. 8pm. wao); Makai Glass Creations Studio (903 Hali’imaile Rd., Makawao); 808-269-8255, makaiglass.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons
SPECIAL OLYMPICS SWIM & FIN – This fundraiser will benefit Maui’s Special Olympics Swim Team. Swimmers of all ages and experience levels are invited to enter the race. The event will also recognize Nikilani Rojas and Fae Torres, who will represent Hawaii in the 2014 Special Olympics National Games. Prizes will be given to various age group top finishers and participants will receive a commemorative T-shirt and light refreshments. $35. Kihei Aquatics Center (303 E. Lipoa St.); 808-344-8880, toni@tonirojas.com. Photo courtesy Swim & Fin
SATURDAY, APR. 26 AARADHNA – New Zealand-born singer songwriter Aaradhna is taking to Mulligan’s stage. The Samoan-Indian songbird took New Zealand’s music scene by storm following a collaboration with artist Adeaze. Her music blends Amy Winehouse’s sultry vocals with Adele’s soul. Joining her on stage are fellow Polynesian and Brisbane natives Sammy J and Swiss. 21+. $25 presale. $35 at the door. 5pm doors. 6pm show. Mulligan’s On The Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea), reecepurcellmusic@gmail.com. Photo courtesy Aaradhna’s Facebook page
BOB DYLAN – Yes, Bob Dylan will appear on the Maui Arts and Cultural Center stage e (unless he cancels, like some other big acts who shall remain nameless). With a careerr ’s spanning five decades, Dylan’s music has influenced multiple generations and genres. He’s fewon Grammys, an Academy Award, a Golden Globe, the Kennedy Center Honors Lifetime Achievement Award, the Pulitzer Prize and, in 2012, the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Most importantly, his songs like “Blowin’ in the Wind,” “The Times They Are A-Changin’" and “Like a Rollingstone” have become anthems in households around the world. $59-$125. 6pm gates. 7:30pm show. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7467, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC
SATURDAY, APR. 26 BUTTERFLY EFFECT – It’s time for the eighth annual Butterfly Effect, which is returning to Kanaha Beach Park. Expecting a record 300 paddlers, the event celebrates water women from around the world, who will paddle from Baldwin Beach Park to Kanaha. The non-competitive event embraces power in numbers, environmental and social community. The festival after the paddle will feature food, music, SUP yoga, the traditional flower drop and much more. Paddlers will receive a gift bag that includes a native tree planted on Maui through Plan A Wish Foundation in honor of their participation. 10am. $35-$50. info@betheeffect.com. Photo: Jimmie Hepp
SUNDAY, APR. 27
‘A BROADWAY CENTURY’ – Take in the history of Broadway this weekend during Maui Choral Arts’ “A Broadway Century.” The 75-person choir will sing from musical classics like Les Miserables, Wicked and Chicago. The afternoon will also feature Lotus Dancer and Beth Fobbe-Wills. $30 adults. $15 students (with ID). 5pm (Saturday) 3pm (Sunday). Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org. Photo: Jack Grace
TUESDAY, APR. 29 EARTH DAY – This Sunday marks the 17th annual Maui Earth Day Festival. Celebrate conservation and community with two stages of live music, information booths and a silent auction. Food booths will offer healthy food while vendors will sell an array of services ranging from eco-friendly products and a healing zone with massage therapists to intuitive healers and bodyworkers. A keiki zone will be complete with a parade (2pm) and a petting zoo. Proceeds from the event’s silent auction benefit SHAKA Movement’s Maui GMO Crop Moratorium Citizens’ Ballot Initiative. $7 adults. Keiki free. 10am-6pm. Ke‘opuolani Park Amphitheater (Kahului), info@mauiearthday.org. Photo courtesy Maui Earth Day
FOOD INDUSTRY FUNDAMENTALS – UH Maui College welcomes Lou Cooperhouse, the president and CEO of Food Spectrum, for a special Food Industry Fundamentals Series this Tuesday and Wednesday. Intended for established food businesses, or those under development, the courses include Food Trends and Food Marketplace Overview; Food Technology and Product Development; Quality Assurance and Food Safety Principles; and Good Manufacturing Practices For Food Producers. Cooperhouse has devoted considerable time to Hawaii’s unique food industry. Classes run 8:30am to 4pm. $89 per seminar or $300 for the series (4 seminars total). Call EdVenture to register. 808-984-3231. Photo courtesy UH Maui College
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Film
by Barry Wurst II
‘Transcendence’ Plausible idea, but a ludicrous movie Transcendence ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 119 Min.
“Singularity” made the cover of Time in 2011, in an article written by Lev Grossman, that was spooky and fascinating. It seems that the computer that can beat a human opponent at chess will one day be smarter than us. The term, Singularity, refers to a period when, according to the Time article, we will be completely at the mercy of computer technology, which will surpass us in intelligence. Life on Earth will never be the same. The date given for Singularity to take effect: 2045, though some scientists believe it will be much sooner. Visions of The Terminator play through my mind, though my skepticism causes me to wonder just how much danger we could all be in. After all, couldn’t we just hit the Off switch? Is my cell phone, which only works half the time, a possible accessory to the machine takeover? Should I regard my toaster suspiciously? Also, if computers really took over and give mankind the big middle finger, would anyone living
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on an Amish farm in Pennsylvania notice? This mixture of mockery and wonder was also my state of mind while viewing Transcendence, a sci-fi thriller that takes the topic of Singularity deadly serious. Johnny Depp stars as Dr. Will Caster, a scientist whose studies on the possibilities of Singularity (or, as he prefers to call it, “transcendence”) make him an expert in his field. Caster and his loyal wife (Rebecca Hall) deal with his inevitable death from an illness by placing his consciousness into a computer. When his digital self materializes as fully conscious, massively intelligent, and showing traces of who the doctor was in his former life, the process of creating new forms of nano-technology and bettering life on Earth commences. We know from the opening scenes that all of this goes badly, as a prologue gives us too-revealing glimpses of the ending, spoiling some of the surprises in store. The seemingly reliable casting of Depp doesn’t help: he’s a 200 proof movie star who’s always watchable but he’s also hard to buy as a scientist. Hall gave the film’s best performance, even as her character and her motivations become difficult to believe. The story flashes forward two years
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and we see she’s adapted to an odd way of life (which I won’t spoil); she has a moment, over dinner with a digital Depp, where she announces she can’t live this way anymore. The moment is unintentionally absurd: now she’s upset? What were the past two years like?! The heady, wildly ambitious but increasingly ridiculous screenplay offers lots of surprises I won’t hint at, mostly because you wouldn’t believe how goofy this gets without seeing it for yourself. Director Wally Pfister is aiming for something prophetic and thoughtful, like Her, but adds go-forbroke narrative pulp. Movies like Brainstorm and The Lawnmower Man come to mind, but those movies were far better. Pfister is a celebrated camera man and
this is truly a cinematographer’s movie. Beautiful shots of slow motion water droplets, sweeping shots of nature and of matter rising upwards to the sky, stick in the mind far more than the third act’s silly plot developments. Put simply, this attempt at creating a thoughtful, large-scale cautionary tale on the possible outcome of mankind’s overreliance on technology goes sour. Science fiction doesn’t have to be airtight or totally plausible, but the later two-thirds of the picture are impossible to take seriously. Morgan Freeman has a supporting role as Caster’s colleague and has the film’s best scene, in which he hand-delivers a cautionary note. Here’s mine to audiences: wait for the Blu-ray. ■
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Film
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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Divergent-PG13- THU 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15, FRISAT 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15 10:10, SUN-WED 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15 Grand Budapest Hotel-R- THU 11:40 2:10 4:35 7:00 Rio 2- PG13- 2D THU 10:20 11:45 12:45 1:30 2:10 3:10 3:50 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00, FRI-SAT 10:20 11:45 12:45 2:10 3:10 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00 9:25 10:25, SUNWED 10:20 11:45 12:45 2:10 3:10 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00 Son of God-PG- THU 10:35 7:00 Bears-PG- THU 11:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 7:00, FRSAT 11:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 7:00 9:00, SUN-WED 11:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 7:00 Brick Mansions-PG13- FRI-SAT 10:35 12:45 2:55 5:05 7:15 9:25, SUN-WED 10:35 12:45 2:55 5:05 7:15 The Quiet Ones-PG13- FRI-SAT 10:45 12:55 3:05 5:15 7:25 9:35, SUN-WED 10:45 12:55 3:05 5:15 7:25 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Other Woman-PG13- FRI (10:50 11:20 1:30 2:00 4:10 4:40) 6:50 7:20 10:00 10:30 SAT-SUN (10:50 11:20 1:30 2:00) 4:10 4:40 6:50 7:20 10:00 10:30, MON-WED (10:50 11:20 1:30 2:00 4:10 4:40) 6:50 7:20 10:00 10:30 Met Opera: Cosi Fan Tutte-NR- SAT 12:55, WED 6:30 Noah-PG13- THU 12:10 3:20 6:50 10:00, FRI (12:30 3:30) 6:30 9:30, SAT-SUN (12:30) 3:30 6:30 9:30 MON-WED (12:30 3:30) 6:30 9:30 Sabotage-R- THU 3:50 9:20 Non-Stop-PG13- THU 1:10 6:40 Mr. Peabody and Sherman-PG-THU 11:00 1:30 4:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier-PG132D THU 11:50 12:20 3:40 6:30 7:00 9:40 10:10 3D 3:10, FRI (12:00 12:30 3:50) 6:30 7:00 9:40 10:10, SAT-SUN (12:00 12:30) 3:50 6:30 7:00 9:40 10:10, MON-WED (12:00 12:30 3:50) 6:30 7:00 9:40 10:10, 3D FRI-WED (3:20)
Oculus-R- THU 11:30 2:00 4:40 7:40 10:30, FRI (11:30 2:00 4:30) 7:00 10:00, SAT 7:00 10:00, SUN (11:30 2:00) 4:30 7:00 10:00, MON-WED (11:30 2:00 4:30) 7:00 10:00 Draft Day-PG13- THU 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:30 10:20, FRI (10:50 1:20 4:10) 6:50 9:50, SAT-SUN (10:50 1:20) 4:10 6:50 9:50, MON-WED (10:50 1:20 4:10) 6:50 9:50 The Raid 2- R- THU 6:40 10:00 God’s Not Dead-PG- THU 10:50 1:30 4:10 7:10 9:50, FRI (1:20 4:00) 6:40 9:40, SAT-SUN (1:20) 4:00 6:40 9:40, MON-WED (1:20 4:00) 6:40 9:40 A Haunted House 2-R- THU 12:00 2:20 4:50 7:30 9:50, FRI (12:20 2:40 5:00) 7:40 10:30, SAT-SUN (12:20 2:40) 5:00 7:40 10:30, MON-WED (12:20 2:40 5:00) 7:40 10:30 Transcendence-PG13- THU 10:50 11:20 1:40 2:10 4:30 5:00 7:20 7:50 10:10 10:40, FRI (10:50 12:40 1:30 3:50 4:20) 6:40 7:10 9:50 10:20, SATSUN (10:50 12:40 1:30) 3:50 4:20 6:40 7:10 9:50 10:20, MON-TUE (10:50 12:40 1:30 3:50 4:20)
6:40 7:10 9:50 10:20, WED (10:50 12:40 1:30 3:50 4:20) 7:10 10:20 Heaven Is For Real-PG- THU 11:10 1:50 4:20 7:00 9:30, FRI (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:20, SATSUN (12:00 2:30) 5:00 7:30 10:20, MON-WED (12:00 2:30 5:00) 7:30 10:20 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Captain America: The Winter Soldier-PG13THU 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:10 Rio 2- PG13- THU 2D 4:15 3D 1:15 7:10 9:45, FRISUN 1:15 4:15 7:10 9:45, MON 1:15 4:15 7:10, TUE 1:15 4:15 7:10 9:45, WED 1:15 4:15 7:10 Transcendence-PG13- THU 12:45 4:00 7:15 10:15, FRI-SUN 12:45 3:45 7:00 9:50, MON 12:45 3:45 7:00, TUE 12:45 3:45 7:00 9:50, WED 12:45 3:45 7:00 The Other Woman-PG13- FRI-SUN 1:00 4:00 7:15 10:00, MON 1:00 4:00 7:15, TUE 1:00 4:00 7:15 10:00, WED 1:00 4:00 7:15
Brick Mansions opens this week
THURSDAY
NEW THIS WEEK BRICK MANSIONS - PG13 - Action/Crime A cop and an ex-con hunt an evil crime lord in a walled-off neighborhood of Detroit. Stars the late Paul Walker. 90 min. MET OPERA-COSI FAN TUTTE - NR - Music - See the Metropolitan Opera conduct Mozart’s much-loved opera. 220 min. THE QUIET ONES - PG13 - Horror - During an experiment on a young woman, a professor and some students discover dark, evil forces that may or may not be subject to the university’s grievance policies. 98 min. THE OTHER WOMAN - PG13 - Comedy/Romance - Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Kate Upton star in this flick about three chicks who take revenge on some guy who’s cheating on all of them simultaneously. 109 min.
PG13 - Action/Comic - Captain America has to fight an old Soviet supervillain called the Winter Soldier, because that’s what our heroic hero types do. 136 min. DIVERGENT - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - In a time when virtue divides people into factions, someone named Tris finds out she’s “divergent,” which means she doesn’t fit in and thus joins other such misfits or something. This goes on for 139 min. DRAFT DAY - PG13 - Sports/Drama - Kevin Costner, who should probably stick to baseball pictures, plays a GM who has to rebuild his NFL team. 109 min. GOD’S NOT DEAD - PG - Drama - An atheist professor challenges true believer college student Josh’s faith. 113 min. HEAVEN IS FOR REAL - PG - Fantasy - Greg Kinnear plays a pastor whose young son dies and then claims to have experienced an afterlife. 100 min.
NOW PLAYING
NOAH - PG13 - Adventure/Bible - See Russell Crowe in a beard as the history’s most famous sailor saves a tiny sampling of life forms when God gets Biblical on the Earth. 138 min.
A HAUNTED HOUSE 2 - R - Comedy/Horror - Marlon Wayans and Jaime Pressley star in this humorous look at a family possessed by unholy spirits. 87 min.
OCULUS - R - Horror - A woman tries to prove that it was a supernatural force, and not her brother, that committed murder. 105 min.
BEARS - G - Documentary - This is a Disney documentary about bears and is narrated by John C. Reilly because, well, bears! 77 min.
RIO 2 - G - Animation/Comedy - Blu, Jewel and their kids find themselves in the Amazon. 101 min
CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER -
TRANSCENDENCE - PG13 - Drama/Sci-Fi - A dying scientist transfers his mind to a computer. Very
bad things happen next. Stars Johnny Depp. See this week’s film review. 119 min.
LAST CHANCE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL - R - Comedy/Drama - The story of Gustave, the longtime concierge of a grand hotel in the early 20th century, and his adventures with a rookie lobby boy. Directed by Wes Anderson. 100 min. MR. PEABODY AND SHERMAN - PG - Animation - As anyone who’s watched Bullwinkle knows, this is about genius dog Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman traveling through time to meet important people and save history. 92 min. NON-STOP - PG13 - Action/Thriller - An air marshal must do something a bunch of people on a trans-Atlantic flight after the airline is threatened. Stars Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. 106 min. SABOTAGE - R - Action/Crime - Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in this flick about DEA agents who start getting picked off after they rob a drug cartel. 109 min. SON OF GOD - PG13 - Drama - Another dramatic look at the life of Jesus, probably somewhere between King of Kings and The Passion of the Christ. 138 min. THE RAID 2 - R - Action/Crime - Some cop named Rama goes undercover in Jakarta to bring down the corruption that plagues his department. 150 min.
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Calendar
Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS OLELO MANANA - Thu, Apr 24. Maui’s Spoken Word Contest and Poetry Slam is back!! Show starts at 9:30pm. $10 cover, 21 and over.Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com JIMMY VAUGHAN & THE TILT-A-WHIRL BAND - Thu, Apr 24. Featuring Lou Ann Barton, Smokin’ Joe Kubek & Bnois King, and Chris Duarte. Enjoy a night of wailin’ guitar sounds, featuring Jimmie Vaughan, one of the most respected guitarists in the world. Tickets are $45, $50, and $60. Pre-show dinner by Pascual. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org 4TH FRIDAY KIHEI TOWN AFTERPARTY - Fr, Apr 25. Keep on celebrating into the night with live music by Kanoa and Tom Conway, and late night dance grooves with DJ Big Mike and DJ Kamikaze. Stella Blues Cafe. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com FEEL DI VIBZ- ‘WILD FOR THE NIGHT’ - Fri, Apr 25. Get down and dirty with some dancehall, roots reggae and hip-hop all mashed up! Every last Friday of the month with DJ Irie Dole of Q103/ Jah Warrior Shelter Hi-Fi, and special guests. Music starts at 10pm. $5 cover before 10pm, $10 after. 21 and over. Taurus’ are free all night. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT- OFFICIAL AFTER PARTY - The Butterfly Effect - Sat, Apr 26. Featuring DJ Kamikaze & Special Guests. Dress Code: Guys-Collar/button down shirt & Shoes / Girls-Evening Attire. Butterfly Participants with event wristbands get in for free! 10pm, $15 cover. 21 and older. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com CROSS EYED JACKS - Sat, Apr 26. Check out this Upcountry debut with live Classic Rock, Alternative Rock, and Blues. Music starts at 9:30pm. $7 cover, 21 and over. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com FUZZ RAIZER-FREE MOVIE-THE PICK OF DESTINY - Sun, Apr 27. Celebrate Athena’s birthday by going as a Rock God or Goddess! There will be film, folks and Fuzz! Enjoy live music by the Machine Gun Titties, an air guitar contest, secret rock trivia, prizes and giveaways. This is a Fuzz Raizer benefit! 6-10pm. Lahaina Civic Center. (1840 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-298-TARD.
STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com
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FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Apr 24. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and q p start desserts. No registration required. For a jjump e th an 600 healthy recion the class, check out more than rst and a third pes at downtoearth.org. First h. Thursday of every month. n Free. 5:30-6:30pm. Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org
CHRIS LARSON - Mon, Apr 28. Chris Larson’s artistic journey began at 13 when she took an art class from her oil painter mother. Her journey continued merrily into watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, graphic design and photography. Chris says she loves how color, light and shadows visually define objects and enjoys using watercolors and acrylics to express that look in her paintings. She enjo also enjoys taking her original photos through a series of creative processes and hand en enhancements to get a vvivid watercolor painting effect while staying true to the vision of her original image. 4-8pm. Maui Hands Galleries (200 Nohea Kai Dr., T OU Ka‘anapali); 808-667K C 7997; mauihands.com. CHE EK
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SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Apr 27. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com
ART CUTTING EDGE - Mar 29-May 8. A contemporary glass and metal art exhibition. 10am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560 x29. huinoeau.com JIM SMITH - April 7-May 4. Jim Smith is a mixed media artist combining wood, glass and light into a very unique and ever-changing art-form. Smith’s artwork is influenced by many regions of the world, from the Southwest–where he was born– to Africa and now Maui. He brings his expertise of more than two decades as an electrical engineer into play as several of his works have built-in, color-changing lighting. Reception is on April 11, 6-8pm. Banyan Tree Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111 RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Thu, Apr 24. Richard DiGiacomo is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. As a master of his craft, DiGiacomo has been nationally rated in the top five percent in his field for his coloration techniques. He moved to Maui in 2010. Every Thursday in April. 12-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery. (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-2021; mauihands.com JOIE ‘YASHA’ TAYLOR - Fri, Apr 25 and Wed, Apr 30. Joie Taylor is an artist, meditation guide, dancer, musician and has PhD in engineering from Cornell University. No two pieces of her jewelry are the same. Her designs incorporate gemstones and fine beads with gold and silver metal forming techniques. “Gemstones and metals carry a specific quality that enhances physical, mental and often spiritual properties for sensitive souls,” Taylor says. “The aesthetic design of these pieces brings the inner beauty of the wearer to the surface.” Free. Fri 11-6pm, Maui Hands Gallery (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245, or Wed 11-6pm, Maui Hands Gallery (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898.
- Fri, May 2. The annual tradition of a Lei Day concert at the MACC is always popular. Enjoy the smooth touch of the Brothers Cazimero, presenting contemporary Hawaiian music and hula with talent, graciousness and skill that can’t be beat. Pre-show festivities include celebratory music in the courtyard and island lei-makers will be on hand with an special selection of fragrant and finely crafted lei to make your day. Tickets are $12, $28, and $37. Kids 12 years old and under are half price. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org SOLO SESSIONS: JON ANDERSON-THE VOICE OF YES - Fri, May 2. This evening will be a solo acoustic journey through Jon Anderson’s career; involving storytelling and singing the works he wrote for Yes and with Vangelis, as well as a few new songs–all self-accompanied on acoustic guitar, mountain dulcimer, piano and ‘ukulele. Tickets are $45 and $65. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org MAPA SPRING EXTRAVAGANZA-JAZZ, TAP AND HIP-HOP - Sat, May 3 & Sun, May 4. Maui Academy of Performing Arts presents three spectacular dance shows for the entire family. The weekend opens with MAPA’s annual dance recital on Saturday afternoon featuring dancers of all ages strutting their stuff in jazz, tap, Glee Club, Broadway Dance and Hip Hop. On Sunday afternoon, the ballet recital features over 200 MAPA ballerinas in Snow White & the Seven Dwarves and The Wizard of Oz. The “MOVES” dance concert features MAPA’S top dancers in an evening of extraordinary original choreography including a guest appearance by Maui’s new professional dance company “Ampersand.” Tickets are $15 pre-sale for all seats. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org KANANI ENOS - Sat, May 10. The South Kona singer, song-writer, musician and hula practitioner is presenting an evening of music, storytelling, hula and heart. It will feature new and unreleased music as well as traditional and contemporary songs off her debut album Aloha I Ho’okena. George Kahumoku, Jr. says, “Her music captures the essence of
the kai and the ‘aina. Our kupuna come alive and shine through her voice and music.” Kanani was just nominated for a 2014 Na Hoku Hanohano Award for Most Promising Artist! Tickets are $28, and $14 for kids 12 & under. 7:30pm. McCoy Studio Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org THE ENGLISH BEAT - Sat, May 10. Featuring founding member Dave Wakeling on vocals and guitar, with an amazing all-star ska band. They will be playing new songs as well as the hits of General Public and The Beat (“Mirror in the Bathroom,” “Stand Down Margaret,” “Save It for Later,” “I Confess” and a creative version of Smokey Robinson’s “Tears of a Clown.”) The Beat was an immensely popular British band of the 1980s, one of the earliest and most important of the ska revivalist groups.Tickets are $29.50 and $39.50. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL - Sat, May 17. One of Maui’s favorite festivals features the specialty and craft brews of dozens of breweries from Hawaii and the Mainland, as well as scrumptious pupu samplers from many of the island’s favorite restaurants and caterers. Admission to the Festival includes a commemorative glass to use in sampling eight four-ounce pours of beer. There will be live music for entertainment, as well as prizes. Proceeds benefit the MACC’s many educational programs for students, teachers and seniors, as well as the many free events offered to the Maui County community. Tickets go on sale Mar. 17, $60-$110, 21+, 2:30-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org XAVIER RUDD - Thu, May 29. One of Australia’s most iconic voices is coming to the MACC. Rudd is a singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, surfer and environmental/cultural activist. He surrounds himself with an array of instruments: three didgeridoos in front of him, a guitar on his lap, a stompbox by his habitually bare feet and an assortment of drums, banjos, harmonicas, bells and bass guitar near at hand (or near at foot, as the case may be). Rudd’s songs touch on spirituality, humanity, environmentalism and the rights and mistreatment of the Aboriginal people of his homeland (he includes Australian and Canadian Aboriginal vocals in his songs). Tickets are $35 and $45. 7:30pm. Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org REBELUTION - Thu, Jun 5. Originally formed in 2004, Rebelution’s Eric Rachmany (vocals / guitar), Rory Carey (keyboards), Wesley Finley (drums) and Marley D. Williams (bass) met in college while living in Isla Vista–a neighborhood situated next to UC Santa Barbara. Rebelution always provides inspiring and engaging music that leaves listeners with a sense that they have the power to make this world a better place. The band tours the US and has ventured to South America, Guam, Hawaii, Aruba, New Zealand and Europe. Gates open at 6pm, show starts at 7:15pm. Presale tickets are $35 and $55. All ages. Yokouchi Pavilion & Courtyard, Maui Arts & Cultural Center. (One Cameron Way, Kahulu); mauiarts.org
EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 24 UNDERAGE DRINKING PREVENTION MEETING - Find out what’s happening with out island’s youth and how you can save lives, hear a personal story of loss from one of our island neighbors and learn how to speak to your child about alcohol, drugs, peer pressure and consequences. 6-8pm Kalama Middle School Cafeteria (120 Makani Rd., Makawao)
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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011
Le Grind w/DJ Blast, 10pm
T-Dance w/DJ Playwfire Ono & Guests, 5pm-late
Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover
Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover
Olelo Manana Maui’s Spoken Word Contest, $10 9:30pm
Feel Di Vybz w/ DJ Irie Dole, 10pm Taurus’ FREE all night
Cross Eyed Jacks, $7 9:30pm
WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am
Thursday Nights w/ Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 6:30-8:30pm
R.E. Metoyer Blues, Rock & Soul Revue, 9:30pm $10
The Butterfly Effect After Party w/DJ Kamikaze & Guests, 10pm $15
MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30pm
Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover
Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover
Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover
MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-TBA
SIN Rampage, 10pm
4th Friday Black Light Party, 9pm
Annie & The Orfinz, 9pm
Gina Martinelli, 6pm
TUE-Pool League, WED- Keegan Smith 9pm
Quiz 7pm
DJ Laura, 10pm
Jordan 7pm
Keegan Smith, 10pm
MON- Funday, TUE-Stef’s Choice, WEDhappy Hump Day!
Scott and Nara, 6:30pm
The House Shakers, 6:30pm
Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm
Jazz Sundays 1-4pm, Rick G
MON-Rick G, WED- JD on the Rocks 6:30pm
Dominic 4-8pm, JAH Residentz 9pm
Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guyz 9pm
Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Super Dub Tribe 9pm
Karaoke 8pm
MON - Karaoke, 8pm, TUE-Karaoke, WEDRick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm-close
Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak, 6:30pm
Evan Shulman, 5:30-8:30pm
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Rick Glencross, 7pm
Mel Aruza, 7pm
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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988
CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220
CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085
COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908
DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299
DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669
FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425
HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010
HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400
ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700
JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787
GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a lineup of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com
FRIDAY, APRIL 25 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am-12pm. Waihee Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-2498811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org
SATURDAY, APRIL 26 FINANCIAL BASICS FOR PRE-RETIREES - Learn the basics about Social Security and Medicare and how to maximize your benefits. Find out about challenges facing Hawaii residents related to family caregiving and long-term care and support available. Free. 8:30am-12pm. Kaunoa Senior Center Multipurpose Room (401 Alakapa Pl., Paia); 877-926-8300 CREATIVE MURAL - Malama Maui Nui will be here for a fun art project and we need you! Everyone is invited to help create a unique mural using recycled paint, bottle caps, plastic and more. No art experience needed. Perfect for all ages! Free. 12-4pm Whole Foods Market. (70 E. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului) FREE TABATA WORKOUT - Terri Rivero is the Master Trainer for Tabata Bootcamp and the four time National Fitness Champion. Tabata is the best medical science used to help people lose weight safely with exercises. All
MON- Mellow Monday w/ DJ CIA 10pm TUE-Tequila Tuesday w/DJ TRVR 10pm WED- DJ Grooveshark 8pm-late
Freaky Friday w/ DJ LarRage, 10pm
Digiluxe w/ DJ Kurt, 10pm
fitness levels welcome. RSVP required. 12pm Maui Powerhouse Gym. (1279 South Kihei Rd., Kihei); 808-214-6737 10 STEPS TO A SECURE RETIREMENT Explore the idea of retirement as a transition. Visualize your goals. Understand your options. Identify the steps needed to build retirement security and live the life you want as you get older. Free. 12:30-1:30pm. Kaunoa Senior Center Multipurpose Room (401 Alakapa Pl., Paia); 1-877-926-8300 LIFE REIMAGINED CHECK UP - Get help understanding where you are in life and what your next move could be. Discover new methods and tools to help you achieve your goals and get inspired about your possibilities. Free. 1:303:30pm. Kaunoa Senior Center Multipurpose Room (401 Alakapa Pl., Paia); 1-877-926-8300 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation. You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system. 808249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org
SUNDAY, APRIL 27 SPCA CAT CLINIC DAYS - Help the Maui SPCA “fix” the problem. All cats are welcome, and all fixes are by donation. Humane traps are available to lend. Do the Island of Maui a favor and fix that neighborhood kitty before you have neighborhood kittens. Next Clinic Days
MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm
are April 27 and May 4, 18 and 25. Please call to reserve a space, borrow a trap, volunteer, sponsor a fix and make donations. Email for more information and clinic locations. 808280-0738; info@mauispca.org ENVIRONMENTAL HEROES - Join us for our annual earth day celebration and meet the environmental heroes of Maui County as they share their knowledge, passion and expertise. We will be joined by the National Humpback Whale Sanctuary, Maui County Aquatic Division, Haleakala National Park, Maui Ocean Center, and the Maui Forest Bird Recovery Project. Free. 10am-3pm. Whole Foods Market (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului) FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org
MONDAY, APRIL 28 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui Volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email volunteersonvacation.org
TUESDAY, APRIL 29 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS Meet Dr. James Urban, who has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds! First-come,
MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe
first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 30 GET FIT WEDNESDAY - This is a launch for the 31st Annual National Physical Fitness & Sports Month (May 2014). Open house for the community. Free fitness assessments, training tips, nutritional advice, nutrition sample tastings and chair massages. 8am-6pm. Maui Powerhouse Gym (1279 South Kihei Rd., Kihei); 916-990-7971 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com
FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949
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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811
Kawika’s Krew
Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover
Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover
Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover
MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm
1810’, 6:30-8:30pm
Willie K, 9-11pm
1810’, 8-10pm
Benny and Glenn, 6-8pm
MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover
KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555
LAHAINA SPORTS BAR
MON-Trivia 7-9pm
843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655
L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888
LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288
LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808
MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051
MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400
MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131
MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; www.onelovemarket.com
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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)
Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30pm Trish da Dish, 9:30-midnight
Soul Kitchen, 6:30-8:30pm
Aaradhna Hawaii Tour, 6-9pm
The Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm
TUE - Mulligan’s Magic Show, 6:30-8:00pm WED- Joel Katz 5:30pm and Willie K 7-9pm
sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei)
KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula)
UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com
OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail.com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156
LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Listen to live music and find unique treasures including paintings, ceramics, jewelry, photography, glass art, wood carvings, baskets and more. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com
FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that
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ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.)
HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy)
Karaoke Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, no cover
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MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; mauiexposition.com
FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com
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FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; longhis.com
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KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Wed, Jan 22. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm. 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010
DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.
G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon: Evan Shulman 5:308:30, Wed: Kenny Roberts 5:30-8:30, Thur: Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Fri: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘ii 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.
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JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.
COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.
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Sign Language TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)
Be aware this week what conscious or unconscious goals you may be manifesting, because your acts will have extra thrust; sitting on your ass and watching television will make you obese and miserable faster than you’d think. Taureans often need to be encouraged to ditch your responsibilities so you can have some fun; this week, however, it’s best to hold off on the goofing off unless it specifically serves your long-range goals. Your effectiveness is up 23%. Make use of it. Just be careful: don’t run unless you want to get there fast, and don’t sing unless you want to be heard.
SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
Traditionally, you’ve had as many people running avidly towards the darkness and danger you represent as away from it. Unfortunately, the vast majority of those people were unhealthy masochists, driven by powerful urges towards self-destruction. Luckily for you, the proportion of healthy, well-balanced people who simply have an appetite for the deliciously sexy shadows lurking in your soul’s nooks and crannies is about to rise. To make room for them, ditch all the folks you’re not good for, because being not good for someone isn’t good for you.
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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21) GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)
Geminis are a quirky lot, often misunderstood by other signs. You’re used to people thinking you’re a freak, just because you have a little more creative imagination than they do. So don’t flip when this week’s choice of activities raises a few eyebrows. Who cares whether or not they comprehend what you’re up to? The cool ones you give a shit about get it, and we wouldn’t want you to stop for anything. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)
That feral kitten of a concept or person you’d finally managed to coax into your life had at long last learned to trust you. It’s too bad that the unavoidable decision or action you’re likely to make this week will spook him, bad. Unfortunately, there’s nothing you can do to earn back his confidence right now. All you can do is keep putting out saucers of cream and leaving a window open for him. Be very patient. I suspect he’ll come back on his own, eventually (I’m betting sometime around October). LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)
Your energy is lion-like: Mostly, you’re lazy, conserving your strength, trusting your reputation to bring you what you want. But you’re also capable of phenomenal short-term drive that’s virtually unrivalled by any other sign, the equivalent of chasing, catching, and killing an antelope. But since these spurts of intense verve are limited (which is why you’ll be able to produce them deep into your old age, unlike your Aries cousins) you must carefully decide when and where you’ll apply them. Although five potentially dispatch-able antelope will run by this week, at best you’ll only have the energy to down two. Choose well. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
Virgos change either glacially slowly, or at Mach Three. When you’re so busy with other things, it’s hard to make room to consider radical alterations to your routine, so everything happens in minute, almost imperceptible increments. But when you’ve decided to devote your whole self to a new path, it happens faster than the naked eye can perceive. This week you face a choice: manifest the change you’re headed for anyway, by temporarily dropping some of your supposedly essential activities (and subsequently play catch-up for the next three weeks), or get everything done that you’re “supposed to,” and not finish switching life-path lanes until the end of the summer.
You despise being trapped in one role, no matter how integral or important it might be. You get bored. That’s why a Sagittarian with her finger stuck in a cracked dam might pull it out, just to see what would happen when a flood ensued, swamping the valley below. However, I urge you to leave your finger plugging the hole a little longer. The paths you’re about to walk might be interesting once they’ve been plunged into chaos, but they’ll be a lot more fun (and populated by extremely grateful people) if you’ve just saved them from it. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
Don’t kick yourself when you finally learn something this week that you maybe should’ve figured out ages ago, like your best friend is gay, or the coworker you always have to cover for is really, really sick. You’ve been ridiculously blind to the obvious for a while, but that’s part of your charm. The other part, of course, is what you’ll do now that clarity and understanding are yours. Hopefully your behavior towards these people wasn’t based on what you’d overlooked. Now that you know, treat them more or less the same as when you didn’t. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
The bomb squad just left. For a while there, they suspected there was something in you that was about to explode, violently strewing death and destruction all around you. They thought they’d managed to defuse the thing, so they packed up their protective gear and drove away. Unfortunately, all they really did was reset the clock on that ticking internal grenade. Now it’s up to you to figure out how to disarm the thing before it injures anyone, especially yourself, or at least extricate it and toss it clear so it can detonate somewhere where no one will get hurt. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)
Your squishy emotions are squeezing into the driver’s seat, trying to wrest control from the rational ambitions that would like to direct your course. This is your last chance to decide which you’ll yield to their irrational and changeable guidance. If you let your emotions and intuition determine your path for the next two years, your intellect can at least set the pace. This invents the possibility that you’ll steer wildly off-course (and experience more happiness and less success than you were likely to have otherwise). On the other hand, if your mind keeps control of the wheel and yields jurisdiction over the gas and brake, you can keep going in the same direction you have been, but your feelings will choose exactly how fast (or slow) you’ll get there.
LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
Librans are emotional people, despite your reputation for coolness. It’s not that you don’t experience your feelings; it’s that you’ve managed to put a screen between that experience and the outside world, so what you outwardly present is usually edited, not raw and unfiltered (like those tempestuous Cancers). However, there is something about unequivocally sharing your emotions with others that changes your experience of them. Since it’s good practice, try to at least knock a hole in the walls between heart and face, if you can’t tear them down entirely. Believe me, what you’ve got coming this summer is so good, the thinner your skin, the better off you’ll be.
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