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Alas, there is good news in Hawaii’s 2015 Pro Bowl loss: the HTA announced that they would “reprioritize the funds that would have supported the 2015 NFL Pro Bowl” to the 2016 and 2017 games as well as helping to “diversify our tourism economy.”

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HAWAII CAN’T PRAY AT THE PRO FOOTBALL ALTAR UNTIL 2016 Woe is us–the NFL just announced that they’ll play the 2015 Pro Bowl in Arizona.

They also said that the game would return to Hawaii’s Aloha Stadium in 2016, but that hasn’t stopped our state’s official boosters from genuflecting before Father Football.

“We are pleased that the NFL Pro Bowl will return to Hawaii in 2016 and look forward to welcoming the fans, players and their families back to our Hawaiian Islands,” stated the Hawaii Tourism Authority’s official statement on the announcement, which was released on Apr. 9. “We are grateful for our more than 30-year relationship with the NFL and look to continue our friendship for many years to come.”

Of course, Governor Neil Abercrombie had to pat the state on its head and tell it to never stop dreaming.

“While we would like to have had the Pro Bowl in Hawaii in 2015, the return of the Pro Bowl in 2016 provides the state with an opportunity to showcase our islands unique culture and beauty,” Abercrombie wrote in an Apr. 9 press release. “Our state stands ready to create another memorable experience for the world’s best football players, their families and the fans.”

Spare me. The Pro Bowl, which the NFL played in Hawaii from 1980 to 2009 and again from 2011 until this year, was never about “showcasing” the state or it’s “culture.” It was about bringing gobs of money into the state–a fact the HTA had the decency to point out in its statement: “In 2014, the Pro Bowl attracted 47,270 attendees and reached 11.4 million viewers across the U.S., making it the most watched all-star game in the nation, resulting in more than $200 million in media value,” stated the HTA’s Apr. 9 news release.

“It also contributed an estimated $71.9 million in direct visitor spending in the state, not inclusive of the production costs

of the game and events surrounding Pro Bowl week, which is estimated at an additional $8.9 million.”

The problem though, is that recent sports journalism has shown this to be blood money. Pro football is a sport that just doesn’t include violence, but goes out of its way to wallow in it. “The National Football League markets and manufactures controlled violence and mayhem better than any other league in the history of organized sports,” William C. Rhoden wrote in the Jan. 21 New York Times.

Even damning, viscerally compelling documentaries like Frontline’s October 2013 “League of Denial,” which showed in gruesome detail the NFL’s continuous and disingenuous denial that the head injuries most players sustain during games actually do cause lifelong health problems, can’t hope to end our nation’s infatuation with NFL violence.

“Fans see this revolving door of injuries with so much regularity that they run the risk of becoming desensitized,” Rhoden wrote. “The hits become like cartoon violence. This may one day catch up with football, and either put it out of business or relegate it to the margins of society. But we are decades away from that.”

But at least we still have baseball, right?

Right?! Oh wait, I forgot–the Na Koa Ikaika Maui season got cancelled this year.

“The Hawaii Stars/Na Koa Ikaika Maui owner confirmed Monday the suspension of both teams for the 2014 Pacific Association season, citing that the Northern California teams would not travel to Hawaii because of airfare and lodging costs, and promised financing didn’t materialize,” West Hawaii Today reported on Mar. 18. “[Owner Bob] Young, a lawyer who said he’s sunk $3 million of his family’s money,

(he’s also the father of former Maui News reporter/current Spirituality & Health Magazine Managing Editor Ilima Loomis). The story is no substitute for actually sitting in the stands at a local game, but it’s better than nothing.

YOU’VE GOT THE POWER Formed in 1995, the nonprofit organization Assistance Dogs of Hawaii helps residents here get access to guide dogs.

Will and Mo Mauer founded it, and today help numerous residents each year at their Upcountry campus.

“In 2000, Mo Maurer gave up a successful career as a CPA [and] decided to devote herself full time to the Service Dog industry,” states the Assistance Dogs of Hawaii website. “Since then, Assistance Dogs of Hawaii has graduated over 30 Service Dog teams that are making a daily difference in the lives of their partners. Assistance Dogs of Hawaii has also placed numerous Therapy

Nice doggies!

subsidized travel and other costs for visiting teams last year. However, he’s described himself as an eternal optimist and is hopeful to start his own league in 2015.”

In the mean time, Honolulu Magazine’s current issue has a great story on baseball in Hawaii in the 1960s. It’s written by Jim Loomis, who worked as GM of the old AAA Hawaii Islanders team in 1979

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Dog Teams around the state. Assistance Dogs of Hawaii has also assisted in the placement of many Guide and Hearing Dog Teams.”

This weekend, Mo Mauer will be one of the first guests on a new Oahu-based news program called You’ve Got The Power.

“The inspirational, uplifting, familyfriendly show, focuses on people who have overcome great odds to be successful and then help many other people,” states a news release from Malia Zimmerman, the editor of Hawaii Reporter and one of the show’s producers.

Joining Mauer in the first episode will be Skylar Soares, the SBH Young Entrepreneur of the Year of 2013, and Delorese Gregoire, who helped found Winners Camp and has helped 15,000 teens learn leadership skills.

The show aired on Saturday, April 12 at 6:30pm on KGMB TV but will run again this Saturday, April 19 at 6pm on KHNL.■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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News Of The Weird DOWN ON THE DEER FARM The billion-dollar deer-farming industry in America produces generations of bucks growing progressively larger racks of antlers mainly for eventual bragging rights by the so-called “hunters” who will pay large fees to kill them in fenced-in fields just so they can hang the grotesque antlers in their dens. Even before the farm-raised deer are stalked (reported The Indianapolis Star in March in its multipart investigation), bucks’ necks habitually slump from the weight of the freakish antlers. Most states allow such “hunting,” and in some, the activity is lightly regulated, lacking the safety rules and more-humane conditions required by open-forest hunting laws and agriculture protocols. The Indianapolis Star also highlighted several captive-deer diseases that doctors still worry might jump species to humans (as “mad cow” disease did).

RECURRING THEMES News of the Weird has several times chronicled the sad saga of India’s holy but severely polluted Ganges River, on which millions of Hindus are dependent–through hands-on worship–for worldly success and for salvation. Now, recent reports reveal that the second-holiest river, the Yamuna, is suffering the same fate even though the government has invested nearly $1 billion in programs to clean it up. Currently, for example, more than 400 million gallons of untreated sewage, plus various industrial chemicals, enter the river from Delhi, but still, motivated worshippers come to “bathe” for glory.

STORIES THAT NEVER GET OLD Dayton, Ohio, bus driver Rickey Wagoner, 49, survived a three-bullet shooting in February that, police said, was probably a gang initiation that randomly targeted him as he worked on his bus’s engine. A police sergeant told the Dayton Daily News that Wagoner “should probably not be here” and survived the attack only because two of the bullets were blocked by a copy of “The Message” (a contemporary version of the Bible) in Wagoner’s shirt pocket.

NO CHICKEN MONUMENT FOR PETA The most recent “monument” offered by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals would be its proposed 10-foot tombstone along U.S. 129 in Gainesville, Ga., to honor the “several” chickens that were killed when a truck overturned in January. No humans were hurt in the collision, and had the chickens survived, they would have shortly been slaughtered. The Georgia Department of Transportation rejected the proposal.

THIS WEEK IN DOG WITNESSES Allowing dogs as “witnesses” in court cases in France has become “something of a recent trend,” reported the Paris edition of the European news site The Local in April.

A nine-year-old Labrador retriever (Tango) took the witness stand in the city of Tours so the judge could observe how he reacted to the defendant, on trial for killing the dog’s owner. For due process of law, a second dog, Norman, took the stand later, as a “control group.” Ultimately, the judge said he learned nothing from the dogs and dismissed them.

ZERO TOLERANCE FOLLIES Yet another questionable school suspension was handed down in March, in Virginia Beach, Va., when the sixth-grader who had prevented a classmate from intentionally harming himself was punished for her altruism. Adrionna Harris had convinced a boy to hand over the razor blade he was threatening himself with, and she immediately discarded it. According to the principal, that transaction meant Harris “possessed” a “dangerous weapon,” albeit for a brief time, and she was suspended for 10 days, according to school policy. After WAVY-TV’s “On Your Side” reporters got involved, the school relented, and Harris returned to class.

NOT AN URBAN LEGEND A county official in Portland, Ore., said his office gets “20 to 30 calls” about rats in toilets every year, like the one Daniel Powers reported in March when he spotted the “little guy with beady eyes” looking up at him. The problem is more severe in India, where an emergency crew rushed to the Mumbai-area home of Vipul Desai in February to remove a six-foot-long cobra from the toilet (but not before it “repeatedly” popped its head out of the commode, terrorizing Desai’s wife and daughter). A team from a wildlife rescue association flooded the toilet, grabbed the snake and released it in the forest.

MERRY PRANKSTERS In December, at a Home Depot in Banks County, Ga., yet another prankster put glue on a restroom toilet seat, trapping an unwary shopper seeking to relieve herself. Twelve days after the incident, the victim told WSBTV that she was still in pain. Paramedics had unstuck her with a liberal application of WD-40, but she believes an emergency room would have been more appropriate.

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e grabbed our bags at the baggage claim and walked to the curb, where our friend handed us a baby goat. At Kahului Airport. In front of everyone: tourists arriving and smelling the island air for the first time, security guards rushing us along and auntie waiting for her keiki to jump in the car. My husband Joe and I knew we were finally home.

This wasn’t just any trip back to Maui for us. Rather, this was our homecoming after completing a pretty exhilarating and exhausting mission: touring the

country on the open road, planting native “wish trees” in communities in all 49 Mainland states.

We had one state left: Hawaii, and plans were in the works for in a big “Plant a Wish” finale. That afternoon, as our livestock-wielding friend drove us to our Upcountry home, I felt an anchor drop.

That was more than three years ago.

Since then, the focus of Plant a Wish–and the personal focus of Joe and I–has gone “hyperlocal.” After traveling thousands of miles away from home for prolonged periods and engaging with hundreds of

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strangers, we were relieved to return to our community. And we wanted to work on Maui like never before.

While the documentary we filmed of our tree planting tour is still happening and coming soon, we’ve also accomplished a few big things since our return. First, we made a human, an awesome little dude named Henry Koa who was conceived soon after our return to the island. We’ve planted native trees every single day for a year, many of them on other peoples’ land. We’ve inspired dozens of volunteers towards land stewardship and

tree planting activities, and we’ve done a fair share of our own planting at home. In other words, we’ve put down some roots.

Plant a Wish has morphed from a nationwide tour into a local environmental organization, striving to bring native plants back to our neighborhoods and habitat stewardship back into our communities. We feel there needs to be a shift from seeing land as a resource to be exploited through mass production and monetary gain to seeing the ‘aina as a living, breathing home that supports all of life.

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Lending a hand

Enter “Farm to Forest,” Plant a Wish’s way of working with farmers and ranchers on Maui to restore farmland to native habitat. In our travels through the Mainland, most of the farmlands we saw spread for miles across the big, flat plain. There were a few trees shading the farmer’s house and yard, and then endless acres of sun-soaked, RoundUp-ready corn planted in a lifeless ocean of dust.

One day, at a local brewery in a small town in Iowa, we met a man who worked for the U.S. Department of Agriculture. We interviewed him for our film and learned that farmers in the area were allowing native plants and trees to be planted on some of their land, specifically areas that butt up against streams.

We decided then and there that when we returned to Maui we’d work on the

same thing, and have since partnered with Protea Gardens of Maui in Kula, and on ranch and agricultural lands in Olinda, Nahiku, Waikapu, Haiku, Hana and Kaupo, to set aside areas for native trees and plants to grow.

In addition, we have encouraged more than 60 community members to “Adopt a Tree.” We have been showing up–with our baby boy in tow–to plant with them at their houses. Joe is always marveling about the fact that when he plants at someone’s home and hits the road, he drives away knowing that the tree he just planted is one of the only native trees growing in the area for blocks or even miles.

How can this be? How can this place–a place with such natural, unique beauty and species found nowhere else in the world–be so devoid of functioning ecosystems? How can it be that we are actually surprised to have a koa tree sighting or see a native bird?

With an exception of a few nature preserves and wetlands refuges, many of them protected behind fences, the truth is that most of the Maui community– both residents and visitors alike–never come close to seeing native wildlife.

Our natural relationship with the land is fractured. Rather than striking the ancient balance it once did, the land is now in conflict with the weather and elements.

You can see it every time muddy floodwaters flow into the streets of North Kihei. Every time there’s brown water at Flemings Beach on the Westside. Truth is, the native flora of leeward Maui–if allowed to thrive on those slopes and in those neighborhoods–would absorb the runoff.

When Joe and I see the mud, we also see what’s missing. We also imagine neighborhoods on Maui where the native flora and fauna of Hawaii are as common as a mynah bird (which isn’t native). We’re committed more than ever to healing this damaged relationship, even if we do it one tree at a time.

On April 26, local athlete Tatiana Howard will hold her eighth annual Butterfly Effect, a downwind paddle for women of all ages and skill levels that runs from Baldwin Beach Park to Kanaha. In addition to participating in the event, registered “butterflies” will be encouraged to participate in a few different “give back” opportunities, including a project we’re calling “Paddle & Plant.”

The day after the Butterfly Effect, Plant a Wish will take registered paddlers up to the protea farm in Kula to add 200 trees to the reforestation project on their farm. To sign up to paddle in the Butterfly Effect, and to be eligible to join Plant a Wish at “Paddle & Plant”, visit Betheeffect.com/maui-2014.

To get involved with Plant a Wish’s Maui-based replanting programs, visit Plantawish.org. ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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LITTLE FIRE ANT FUNDING We brought in the New Year with news that a very nasty, itsy-bitsy invasive pest had landed on Maui, hitch-hiking on a hapu‘u log shipped from the Big Island, where they are already well established. Thanks to the awesome outreach and inspection efforts by Maui Invasive Species Committee, and Mayor Alan Arakawa urging the state legislature to dedicate funding, there’s hope that the threat has been quelled, for now. No new infestations have been reported on Maui since December, though airport and harbor ag inspectors intercept them regularly in shipments. And, according to Josh Atwood of the Hawaii Invasive Species Council, Senate Bill 2920 that would add nearly $1 million for little fire ant control, education, and a dog-detection program is still alive at the state Legislature.

DON GUZMAN’S AG WORKING GROUP Determined to do a better job at supporting local farmers and to address inconnsistencies in how County agencies define agriculture for tax, planning and water usee purposes, freshman Councilmember Don Guzman formed an ad hoc group that has met twice monthly for the past year. Nearly ly two dozen strong, and including nearly every imaginable sector of local farming, the Ag Working Group (AWG) has been a fertile field of input for Guzman’s Economic Development, Energy, Agriculture and Recreation Committee. The group includes ranchers, farm stand operators, organic farmers, and growers of taro, coffee, breadfruit, flowers, and more. The AWG adds another layer of hope to achieving better success in raising more locally food to offset imports, and thus bolstering the green economy.

THE HAWAIIAN VILLAGE Tucked into verdant Waihe‘e valley is an amazing restoration of taro lo‘i, reclaimed from invasive java plum and guava thickets that dominate the area. The Hawaiian ian an Village, a low-key tourist destination and nd ongoing educational site for students, iss steeped in cultural authenticity and feelss very much like a trip back in time. Three traditional Hawaiian hale have been built (two more are in progress), where visitors

of this new division. The real question might be, can we afford not to embrace this is ccommunity-supported initiative?

HAWAII GREEN GROWTH While many organizations state wide are a addressing aspects of sustainability, i one group—Hawaii Green Growth (HGG)—is doing the heavy lifting to coordinate those efforts, and connect them to the vision outlined in the Hawaii

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ith the arrival of Earth Day each spring, our focus is sometimes drawn to the difficult environmental challenges we face, here in Hawaii and globally.

Whether we choose to take on invasive species, cane-burning, climate change, biotech seed corporations, storm runoff, or the ever-increasing human population that’s the root cause of all our eco-issues, the enormity of what’s needed to solve the problems often lends a David and Goliath dynamic.

Yet, as Paul Hawken expressed in his 2007 novel Blessed Unrest, many organizations and people around the world are helping restore the environment and foster social justice. That’s why I’d like to highlight heartening eco-efforts here in the Hawaiian Islands that for many may still be flying under the radar.

passed unanimously at the state legislature.

An announcement is in the works for June, with all four mayors, the governor, and the head of the Office of Hawaiian Affairs taking a pledge to work together towards shared targets and goals.

WEST MAUI RIDGE 2 REEF INITIATIVE Many state and federal agencies are working together in a project to restore and enhance the health and resiliency of West Maui coral reefs and near-shore waters, focusing on the Wahikuli and Honokawai watersheds. Guided by watershed coordinator Tova Callender, the WMR2R builds upon existing work to reduce pollution and restore coral reef ecosystems within the 24,000 acres of these watersheds, serving as a learning tool for other regions throughout Hawaii and beyond. (For more g information, visit westmauir2r.com.) inform in

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can learn how to pound poi, make and dye kapa cloth, prepare a cooking imu and more. A labor of love by the Hewahewa family, Alika Atay, Josh Chavez and many more, this ongoing effort at sustainable living is an example that Hawaiian values and culture are still with us today. (For more info fo check out Mauihawaiianvillage.com.)

DIVISION OF EENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AND SUSTAINABILITY Included in Mayor Arakawa’s proposed Fiscal Year 2015 Budget is a reorganizational new focus for the Department of Environmental Management, which currently addresses primarily Solid Waste and Wastewater programs. A charter amendment on the November 2012 ballot to add environmental protection and sustainability to the functions of that department was passed by more than 66 percent of voters. County Council members will debate whether we can afford to add a couple new positions to address the myriad of issues, policies, and programs which could be the thrust

2050 Sustainability Master Plan. With broad participation from leaders in state government, University of Hawaii, nonprofit and citizen action groups, HGG is embarking on a Measures Project that will set goals and baselines in six areas of sustainability: energy, natural resource conservation, food self-sufficiency, green jobs and education, waste reduction and smart communities. HGG has scheduled a two-day meeting on Maui this coming August, with local participation.

ALOHA + CHALLENGE HGG has worked diligently to include the state’s elected officials in a shared vision for our sustainable future. Molokai’s Audrey Newman, State Sustainability Coordinator Jackie Kozak-Thiel and Maui-born Breanna Rose are doing much of the heavy lifting.

Newman, who is also a senior advisor with the Global Island Partnership, helped conceive of the Aloha + Challenge, modeled after other successful efforts including the Micronesian Challenge launched by Palau u President Tommy Remengesau, who visited ed Maui last year. Concurrent House and Sen-ate resolutions supporting the A+C have

A primary reason the WMR2R has funding support is because the U.S. Coral Reef Task Force designated those watersheds in 2011 as primary management areas. It so happens that a large contingent of the USCRTF will be meeting in Maui this September, meaning there will be great opportunities for learning exchange, as well as garnering support for long-term protection and restoration of Maui’s watersheds and near-shore coral reef ecosystems.

WORLD CONSERVATION CONGRESS 2016 Perhaps Hawaii will also be the backdrop for an international gathering of environmental leaders. Istanbul, Turkey and Honolulu, Hawaii have both submitted formal proposals to host the IUCN World Conservation Congress in 2016. Last held in Jeju, Korea in 2012, the WCC addresses, “the world’s most pressing sustainable development challenges, [and] offers a unique platform for debates, workshops, dialogues, roundtable discussions, training courses, music and exhibitions.” A decision on which city will host the forum in 2016 will come on May 21.

Rob Parsons is a 35-year resident of Maui and former MauiTime columnist.

He currently serves as Maui County Enviurre ur ronmental Coordinator. ■ ro onme editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: F mauifeed.com

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n the history of environmentalism, there are few more important names than John Muir. A naturalist and author, he also founded the Sierra Club.

Though born in the United Kingdom back in 1838, Muir’s legacy stretches all the way to Maui. This week, to honor his 176th birthday, the Sierra Club’s local chapter will hold a little party celebrating him in Spreckelsville on Tuesday, Apr. 22. That’s not actually Muir’s birthday (which is on Apr. 21), but it’s close enough.

The occasion is partly to talk about Muir, of course–they’ll show a short film on him–as well as serve cake and ice cream. But mostly, the party is all about publicizing the Sierra Club Maui’s new plan to radically expand Baldwin Beach Park–a plan that a recent real estate proposal from Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa may help bring about.

“For years, many citizens have advocated for a North Shore regional park,” said Lucienne de Naie, vice chair of Sierra Club Hawaii. “Everyone uses Baldwin Beach Park, but most people probably don’t know that except for the part by the basketball court and the live kiln–which the county recently bought– everything is still privately owned.”

According to the Sierra Club, the whole Baldwin Beach area holds great historical, cultural and environmental importance.

lani property deals present different opIt’s critical habitat for Monk seals. There portunities, the Administration respectare burial sites in the sand dunes, which fully requests that the Council consider are registered cultural sites. Residents and one or both of these offers.” visitors swim, body-board and fish there.

It was the “additional property” offered And there’s tons of history in the area–

by A&B that interested the Sierra Club (for the aforementioned lime kiln from the old Paia sugar mill, a World War II bunker its part, Kehalani offered 14 acres near the Wailuku Longs drug store). According and four heiau sites (one of which is unto Arakawa’s administration, that deal is derwater). It was also the site of ancient simple: In exchange Hawaiian battle as for about $7.1 milwell as home to at lion, A&B would give least eight different JOHN MUIR seven lots in the Maui plantation camps BIRTHDAY PARTY Business Park II in from the mill days.

Kahului for the ser“We thought, vice center as well as let’s start with the Monday, Apr. 22; 6-7:30pm another 35.55 acres 16 acres that the Kaunoa Center in Paia. That land county leases now 401 Alakapa Pl., Spreckelsville stretches from Baldand expand it,” de Mauisierraclub.org win Beach Park to the Naie said. Then AlPaia Youth Center. exander & Baldwin “Sierra Club said decided against this is perfect,” de Naie said. “We’re not renewing the County of Maui’s Service opposed to the county buying both sites.

Center lease at the Maui Mall, which The current Waikapu Community Center is expires on Sept. 30, 2015. So county oftiny, but we’re definitely for the A&B site.” ficials began talking with land developers De Naie said her organization ultiabout a new Service Center site. mately wants to see Baldwin Beach Park “During negotiations both A&B and expand towards Paia Town and Kahului– Kehalani began offering additional properties to entice the County to accept eventually even linking to Ho‘okipa by a bike path–but this is a good start. “The their particular offer,” Arakawa told the Maui County Council in a Mar. 27, 2014 land isn’t good for agriculture anymore,” she said. “The area was subject to sand letter. “Because both the A&B and Keha-

mining by HC&S for 70 or so years. They did that to produce lime, which was used in the purification processing of the sugar cane at the Paia mill.”

Of course, coastal erosion has also made the whole Baldwin Beach Park area one of the island’s most volatile areas. In just the last couple of decades, we’ve seen trees there topple over, lifeguard towers get moved and restrooms get flooded out.

“The idea of having more land inland makes sense,” said de Naie. “There’s parking on the beach now, but it should be moved to the road.”

De Naie said those attending the Sierra Club’s Apr. 22 party will hear all this and more. In fact, she said they’ve also secured two speakers, who will elaborate on the importance of expanding Baldwin Beach Park: Tara Owens, a coastal hazards specialist with UH Maui College, and Heidi Sherman, a surveyor with Ailana Surveying & Geomatics.

“I feel hopeful about this,” de Naie said. In fact, she added, she’s already even thanked her longtime adversary, A&B’s Mercer “Chubby” Vicens, for offering the land to the county. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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most of its rich flavor. Add grilled tortilla, onion and cilantro and you have a winning combination with bright herbs, crunchy veggies and beefy goodness. Available at Amigo’s in Kihei, Kahului and Lahaina.

They used plants like the coconut for food but also fiber, bowls and wood. Ulu (breadfruit) trees were prominent, and their fruit was very versatile. The milky sap in the tree was also used as a glue.

Breadfruit and coconut tree groves have diminished in the last decade, but replenishing and supporting these tree crops may be crucial to increasing our islands’ food supply. Sweet potato, taro and banana were also prominent in Hawaiian diets.

These plants grow well in the Hawaiian climate, and can provide plenty of food.

A diet rich in community garden products or school garden produce, for that matter, is a step toward self-sustaining food. Raising rotating crops is important, but most of us don’t know the details of small farming practices.

Independent gardens grown in the spirit of community are far from giant corporate ag productions, and their carbon footprint is small–they have to work efficiently to produce food. Still, we have community gardens all over the island, including organic plots offered at the University of Hawaii Maui Campus.

Looking to our local beef and pork production, diversifying proteins and demanding more local sources is cleaner, smarter and healthier. Put simply, seek out duck, venison, elk, pheasant, insect, goat and other alternative sources of proteins for your menu. If we’re going to eat meat, then we should use the whole animal.

Here is my Top Ten list of dishes to seek out for your Earth Day pleasure:

3. Coconut Kefir Just hearing how Chef Sha Anan at Alive & Well works with one of his favorite ingredients is inspiring. “I make a coconut yogurt–coconut Kefir yogurt, to be exact,” he says. “It’s made out of fresh coconut meat and coconut water; it’s completely coconut.

It’s not watered down in any sense of the word. The process only takes 18 hours–it

1. Maui Ulu Hummus and Pono Pies John Cadman is a one-man ulu show, researching and networking to find trees, pick fruits and then create his amazing pie and hummus. He also delivers it to stores, markets, hotels and restaurants. The ulu hummus and pie are 90 percent sourced to Maui or Hawaii products, and are flying off the shelves because they taste so good.

Cadman says his biggest problem right now is finding more ulu to make into more of these products. Available at Down to Earth, Honokowai Farmers Market, Kuau Mart and Whole Foods.

2. Lengua Tacos It’s hardly ironic that beef tongue is one of the most flavorful parts of the cow Mexicans take pride in its preparation, slow cooking the tongue until it’s tender and adding plenty of seasonings to make the

5. Thursday night dinner at Market Fresh Bistro Owner/Chef Justin Pardo has been working directly with people that grow their own food. In fact, he’s never relied on any other source for his restaurant.

The quality of what’s on your plate and the passion that created it just tastes better. “We’re just extremely lucky that our community provides us the best ingredients in the world,” Pardo says. “Maui is a chef’s paradise. We at Market Fresh Bistro believe that we have to stop this ‘barge to table’ practice.” His Thursday nights are dedicated to a phenomenal

7. Elk & Venison The Ulupalakua Ranch Store serves their own ranch-raised elk and lamb burgers cowboy-style, with tons of Upcountry charm. The Ranch Store is conveniently located near the Tedeschi Vineyards tasting room, so you might add a taste of their Maui-made wine if you’re headed that way. Over on Lanai, Four Seasons Lanai Chef Eren Guryel serves venison sausage on his starter list at the Terrace. He also prepares a Molokai Venison Loin with red cabbage, pear and mushroom ivory sauce that’s seared on a volcanic rock table-side.

Available in Ulupalakua and Lanai City.

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8. Trotter Charcuterie crafts should be revered.

Chef Christopher Kulis captures the essence of old charcuterie tricks with a modern gourmet palate. It’s not surprising, since that’s what Capische? is good at. Maui’s Malama Farms sends happy pork his way. Their selection of fresh charcuterie varies with what’s seasonal, but it never disappoints when appearing on their Salami and Cheese Platter. Available at Capische? in Wailea.

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literally ferments overnight. The fresh oily coconut meat is combined with young coconut water. The Kefir strains are stirred in and 18 hours later, life is teaming from the jars. The enormity of benefits that probiotic rich foods possess make them close to the best thing you can put in your body.” You can buy jars of the kefir, but it's also used in the raw pie that people are crazy for, or whatever else the store comes up with that day. Available at Alive & Well in Kahului.

4. Shoyu Duck Bao Buns These creamy buns are filled with Alan Wong’s take on shoyu duck, a riff off our island favorite, shoyu chicken. The sweet, braised duck proves to be the perfect filling for his bao, a traditional dim sum dish, that you can get long after dim sum hours have passed. Available at Amasia in the Grand Wailea Resort.

six-course tasting dinner that starts at 6pm and lasts around two hours, and often sells out. The Bistro is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Available at Market Fresh Bistro in Makawao.

6. Chapulines Taco It’s not often that you can find grasshopper on the menu. Chef Paris Nabavi touts the benefits of this pure protein, saying that it has no fat and can provide you with all the protein you need in a day. He also, ahem, jumped through a lot of hoops to get it here and put it on the taco list at his Sangrita Grill.There, the grasshopper is toasted, chopped, seasoned and resembles more of a vegetarian taco mix than a mash of insects. There’s nothing unusual about the texture, and it’s delicious when topped with their guacamole, onion and cilantro.

Available at Sangrita Grill in Ka’anapali.

9. Sisig If you’ve never tried it before, sisig is an amazingly flavorful Filipino dish that comes sizzling to your table. It combines pork jowl, ear and shoulder, all marinated in vinegar and lemon. The server delivers it hissing on a scorching iron dish with an egg cracked over it and calamansi garnish.

Washing it down with a Maui Brewing Co. Bikini Blond Lager is especially satisfying.

Bistro Manila serves it up at lunch and dinner, and you can bring your own beer in.

Available at Bistro Manila in Kahului.

10. Kale Salad Of all the salads, kale is king. One cup of raw kale has five grams of protein and just a single gram of fat. It’s high in vitamins A, B and C as well as calcium, potassium and folic acids. It’s also a good source of carotenes and chlorophyll, and has been promoted as a great cancer fighting agent.

It’s also grown on Maui, and you can find it in farmers markets, community gardens, school gardens and, subsequently, smoothies, salads and juice bars across the island.

I like Cafe Cafe’s version with red quinoa and soybeans. Choice’s daily kale salad has a dressing that’s electrifying to your tastebuds. Monkeypod Kitchen’s version with a miso dressing is killer, too. Available at Cafe Cafe and Choice in Lahaina and Monkeypod Kitchen in Wailea. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, APR. 17 UH MAUI COLLEGE GALA – The Lei’s Family Class Act Restaurant will host the first annual UH Maui College Gala this Thursday. UH Maui College’s Culinary and Hospitality programs have collaborated on a colorful menu sampling flavors from Greece, Vietnam and Italy. Guests will be treated to a multicultural experience with variations of traditional favorites from the comfort of their seat. Cash bar is also available, but reservations are required. $50 General Admission, $70 VIP Seating. 5pm-7pm.

Lei’s Family Class Act Restaurant (310 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3367; 808-984-3367, uhmcgala.com.

MAUI BREWCO BEER SCHOOL – Explore the world of lager with h Maui Brewing Co. this Thursday. Enroll in MauiBrew Co.’s Beerr willl School where tasting beer is a part of the curriculum. Studentss will rbe briefed on the history, geographic locations and distinct differ differty ex xences between ales and lagers. Designed to foster a community exucited about craft beer, this new series is designed to engage and edu eduMau ui cate beer connoisseurs. Call to reserve a spot. $15. 11:30am. Maui i’ila ani Brewing Brewpub Kahana Gateway Plaza (4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana), mauibrewingco.com,808-669-3474.

THURSDAY, APR. 17 BE A JERK CAR WASH – As part of the statewide de h Alcohol Awareness Month campaign, Maui Youth and Family Services will host a free car wash this Thursday. MYFS, along with other organizations, have pledged to “Be a Jerk” in hopes of fighting underage drinking. The MYFS free car wash is one of many events that will bring awareness to this cause. Will you be a jerk? Free. 3pm-4pm. Boys and Girls Clubs of Maui’s Central (100 Kanaloa Ave., Kahului),, myfs.org. Photo: Be A Jerk Hawaii Facebook page

FREE HEALTH SCREENINGS GS – This Thursday Thursday, We We...A A Hui For Health and the Project Vision Hawaii Bus will pull up to Ka Hale A Ke Ola for free health screenings, haircuts and community resources. Here’s a chance to get one-on-one education and materials on mental health issues, glucose screening, hepatitis support, Medicare fraud and more. Attendants will also get Ohana Health Plan totes. Take advantage of this opportunity to care for your mental and physical well-being. Free. 2pm15 Ipu’Aumakua Ipu Aumakua Ln., Lahaina); 6pm. Ka Hale A Ke Ola (15 808-276-2713. Photo: Kekoa a Enomoto

FRIDAY, APR. 18 ANJELAH JOHNSON – Responsible for the viral YouTube hits like “Nail Salon” and “Bon Qui Qui,” comedian Anjelah Johnson will take the MACC stage this Friday. Formerly a NFL cheerleader, the California native found new success as an actress and stand-up comedian on MadTV, Our Family Wedding and Alvin and The Chipmunks.

She’s also shared the stage with superstars like Regina King, Amy Poehler and Owen Wilson. $33.50. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Anjelah Johnson’s Facebook page

FRIDAY, APR. 18

EASTER FESTIVITIES – The Lahaina Cannery Mall will host free he Lahaina family fun beginning Friday in honor of Easter weekend. The nter stage Baptist Church Choir will perform an Easter cantata center d be at 6pm, then the Easter Bunny will visit with families and ay available for photos (6-8pm). The fun continues on Saturday he when the bunny returns from 10am-3pm, followed by the ry keiki from Te Tiare Patitifa at 1pm. Lahaina Cannery aMall (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Lahaina), lahainacannerymall.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, APR. 19

MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY – The third Friday of the month has arrived and that means Makawao is throwing a pa’ina. Locals and tourist are welcome to enjoy live entertainment, merchants and unique flavors of this quiet paniolo town. Grab dinner at Polli’s or meet up with friends for a drink at Casanova. Slow down and take a moment to smell the great Upcountry outdoors. Parking can be found at Makawao Base Yard, Makawao Hongwanji, Brewer Road, Makawao Municipal Parking Lot, Makawao Avenue near the public library and along Baldwin Avenue. Free. 6pm-9pm.

Makawao Town, mauifridays.com/makawao.

MOONLIGHT MELE WITH GEORGE – Join slack key master George Kahumoku Jr. and friends under the Hawaii moonlight this Saturday. Moonlight Mele takes over the Bailey House Museum for tour of our history and culture through mele.

Guests are welcome to bring low laying beach chairs and are welcome to purchase food and beverage at the Bailey House Museum. Come relax and enjoy the gorgeous surroundings.

Proceeds will benefit Bailey House Museum. Children under 12 are free. $15-$30. 5pm gate opens. 7pm show. Bailey House Museum (2375A Main St., Wailuku); 808-2443326. mauimuseum.org. Photo courtesy GK Slack Key Show

SATURDAY, SATU UR RD D DAY, APR. 19 MAKANA – Check out Makana live at the Four Seasons Resort Lanai’s Great Hall this Saturday. The three-time Grammy-nominated guitarist, singer and composer is rooted in traditional Hawaiian slack key, even if he is expanding his repertoire. His mastery of slack key guitar in both Hawaiian and other genres is evident throughout his recently released album Ripe. Free. 7pm-9pm. Four Seasons Lanai, The Lodge at Koele (1 Keomuku Hwy., Lanai City), fourseasons.com/lanai. Photo courtesy Makana Music

ANESTHESIA – They started with makeshift stage performances at Kalama Park two decades ago. In the early 1990s they opened for The Red Hot Chili Peppers and Metallica. Now Anesthesia will return to Kihei–with original bassist Zac Mcnamarra–this Saturday with an appearance on the Stella Blues stage. Opening the show will be The Kittinger Jump and The Minorities. Presented

by Scumbag Tulip, this flashback from the 1990s will be one to remember. $10. 10pm. Stella Blues Cafe (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779, stellablues.com.

SATURDAY, APR. 19 WAIEHU BEACH CLEAN-UP – Positive H2O, Surfrider Foundation and Community Work Day invites you to join the Waiehu Beach Park cleanup this Saturday. It’s an opportunity for individuals, community groups, companies and families to come together and help keep Maui's coast and ocean clean.

Donations will be accepted–contact +H20 to find out how you can give. There will also be free pizza, provided by Flatbread.

Please bring buckets, reusable bags, water bottles and gloves.

9am-12pm. Waiehu Beach Park. maui@surfrider.org, info@positiveH2O.com, jake.miller@positiveh2o.com.

Photo: Forest & Kim Starr/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, APR. 19 LAVA SOIREE – This Saturday will see pretty much the ultimate Lava Soiree. Guests will get an evening of music by the Deborah Vial Band, heavy pupu, wine and an extensive silent and live auction. With multiple hotel stays, dinners and traveling packages, the auction has something for everyone. What’s more, the evening’s proceeds will directly benefit the Maui Pride Scholarship Fund.

So don your best red and sizzle on down! Go online for more info on the location. $105. 21+. A Private Estate (Wailea), mauipride. org/the-lava-soiree. Photo: Facebook.com/deborahvialband

MA MAUI YOGA CONFERENCE – Breathe, stretch an and pause during the Maui Yoga Conference this Maui Yoga Shala presents Maui’s first annual day-long Saturday. Mau Yoga Conference featuring more than a dozen presenters with various experistan ence in meditation, flow, stand-up paddle yoga, keiki yoga, aerial yoga and more.

Mau yoga community to gather in one place and share It’s all basically a way for Maui’s yo their passion for all things yoga.

The whole thing culminates with a concert by Shimshai. Participants can take as many classes as desired. 8am-7:30pm. passes $65 day p asses pre-sale. $75 day passes day-of. Online registration is encouraged. Maui Yoga Shala (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia);808-283-4123, maui-yoga.com/special-events. Photo: Wikimedia Commons maui-yoga.com/special-

SUNDAY, UNDAY APR APR. 20 EASTER SUNDAY CHAMPAGNE BRUNCH – Polish off your Easter morning with a delicious brunch at a Gannon’s restaurant. Whether you’re up early on the Southside at Gannon’s or basking in the country of Hali’imaile General Store, Bev Gannon and her team have something yummy for you. Gannon’s in Kihei will feature a Champagne Brunch, complete with Omelette Station, Carving Station, Salad Station and Dessert Station between 9am to 1pm. While Hali’imaile’s buffet brunch will be open from 10:30am-2pm. gannonsrestaurant. com, bevgannonrestaurants.com/haliimaile.

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Jesus Looks Like Kenny Loggins?

It’s a shame ‘Heaven Is For Real’ is a real movie Heaven Is For Real ★★★★★ Rated PG / 100 Min.

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nearly forgot to write my review for this movie, which says a great deal.

You’d think a movie about an individual’s personal glimpse into the hereafter and a visible confirmation of one’s faith would inspire a great movie. Since it’s based on the bestselling book of the same name, which many have thrust in my face and said, “Hey man, you need to read this!” I’d hope the film would strike a chord in me.

Regardless of whether you believe in the afterlife, this movie won’t change your view, let alone hold your interest for the 100 minutes its onscreen. Like many other failed efforts to visualize The Great Hereafter, this botches the opportunity. As a visualization of Heaven and a chance to explore difficult issues regarding a person’s faith, it’s a dull, schmaltzy, cinematic Hallmark card.

Greg Kinnear stars as Pastor Burpo, a hard working family man who lives in Imperial, Nebraska with his wife (Kelly Reilly) and two children. Burpo balances being a volunteer firefighter, giving a hearty message to his flock every Sunday and being an available family man. It was

wise of the film to give the characters time to establish themselves, before the less than enthralling second act detours the story towards the supernatural.

Burpo’s son, Colton (played by Connor Corum) is hospitalized and emerges from the experience claiming he left his body and spent time with Jesus in a celestial state with other souls. Initially, it sounds like a child’s fantasy coping with a traumatic experience, until Colton’s revelations (“Daddy, I saw you alone, in a room, yelling at God!”) strike his parents as factual.

At least, that’s the idea. It would be a tall order to find a great child actor around the age of four to carry this movie. Corum is a cute kid but always appears to be parroting lines provided by an acting coach. The next Haley Joel Osment was needed to pull this off and the movie didn’t find him.

I haven’t read the book, which I’ve been told is persuasive and powerful. If that’s the case, the film is the opposite. Colton’s declarations of supernatural visions made me an un-believer. I never bought it and the screenplay presents plenty of secular possibilities to provide plausible explanations for what he’s telling his father.

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Keilly, who matches Kinnear, is a revelation–last seen in Flight playing Denzel Washington’s hospitalized companion, she hits emotional notes far beyond what the screenplay required.

If this came from a small independent studio, it might look like a tiny step up from most faith-based movies, as this is an attractively shot film. But since it’s directed by Randall Wallace, who helmed We Were Soldiers and wrote Braveheart, you expect so much more. The failure is at the writing level: it feels like too much is missing. It’s suggested that things get tense at Burpo’s church, that Burpo him-

self may not believe in Heaven and that the media invades his church and family life. None of this is fleshed out.

The CGI-heavy scenes of Heaven are pretty to look at but unimpressive. Like Resurrection with Ellen Burstyn, the depiction of life after death is limited by a lack of imagination. The grim, goofy but wildly ambitious What Dreams May Come is still the only film to show us a Heaven rich with ideas and possibilities.

This might have worked but doesn’t try hard enough to sell its gimmicky premise and, most essentially, never evokes a sense of awe. In fact, the film’s biggest revelation is that Jesus looks like Kenny Loggins. ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) 300: Rise of an Empire-R- THU 8:00 Divergent-PG13- THU 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15, FRISAT 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15 10:10, SUN-WED 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15 Muppets: Most Wanted-PG- THU 10:20 12:45 3:10 5:35 Grand Budapest Hotel-R- THU 11:40 2:10 4:35 7:00, FRI-SAT 11:40 2:10 4:35 7:00 9:25, SUNWED 11:40 2:10 4:35 7:00 Rio 2- PG13- 2D THU 10:20 11:45 12:45 2:10 3:10 4:35 5:05 5:35 7:00 8:00 9:25. 3D 12:15 2:40 7:30, 2D FRI-SAT 10:20 11:45 12:45 1:30 2:10 3:10 3:50 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00 9:25 10:25, 2D SUN 10:20 11:45 12:45 1:30 2:10 3:10 3:50 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00, 2D MON 10:20 11:45 12:45 1:30 2:10 3:10 3:50 4:35 7:00, 2D TUE-WED 10:20 11:45 12:45 1:30 2:10 3:10 3:50 4:35 5:35 7:00 8:00 Son of God-PG- FRI-SAT 10:35 7:00 9:50, SUNWED 10:35 7:00 Bears-PG- FRI-SAT 11:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 7:00 9:00, SUN-WED 11:00 1:00 3:00 5:00 7:00 Short Peace-NR- MON 7:00

12:20 3:40 6:30 7:00 9:40 10:10 3D 3:10 Oculus-R- THU 11:30 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:40, FRISAT 11:30 2:10 4:40 7:40 10:30, SUN-WED 11:30 2:00 4:40 7:40 10:30 Draft Day-PG13- THU 11:10 1:50 4:30 7:00 10:10, FRI-WED 11:30 2:10 4:50 7:30 10:20 The Raid 2- R- THU 12:30 3:50 7:20 10:40, FRIWED 6:40 10:00 God’s Not Dead-PG- THU 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:20 10:00, FRI-WED 10:50 1:30 4:10 7:10 9:50 Peter Gabriel: Back To Front-NR- WED 7:30 A Haunted House 2-R- FRI-WED 12:00 2:20 4:50 7:30 9:50, Transcendence-PG13- FRI-MON 10:50 11:20 1:40 2:10 4:30 5:00 7:20 7:50 10:10 10:40 Heaven Is For Real-PG- FRI-WED 11:10 1:50 4:20 7:00 9:30

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Noah-PG13- THU 2:00 12:40 3:20 6:30 7:10 9:40, FRI 12:10 3:20 6:50 10:10, SAT-WED 12:10 3:20 6:50 10:00 Sabotage-R- THU 11:20 2:00 4:40 7:30 10:30, FRI-WED 3:50 9:20 Need For Speed-PG13- THU 3:50 10:10 Non-Stop-PG13- THU 1:30 4:10 6:50 9:30, FRIWED 1:10 6:40 Mr. Peabody and Sherman-PG-THU 10:50 1:20 4:00 6:40 9:20, FRI-WED 11:00 1:30 4:00 Captain America: The Winter Soldier-PG13- 2D THU 11:50 1:00 3:10 4:10 6:30 7:30 9:50 10:50 3D 12:20 3:40 7:00 10:20, FRI-WED 2D 11:50

NEW THIS WEEK BACK TO FRONT: PETER GABRIEL LIVE - NR - Concert/Documentary - A film look at Peter Gabriel’s recent tour. 98 min.

BEARS - G - Documentary - This is a Disney documentary about bears and is narrated by John C. Reilly because, well, bears! 77 min.

A HAUNTED HOUSE 2 - R - Comedy/Horror - Marlon Wayans and Jaime Pressley star in this humorous look at a family possessed by unholy spirits. 87 min.

HEAVEN IS FOR REAL - PG - Fantasy - Greg Kinnear plays a pastor whose young son dies and then claims to have experienced an afterlife. See this week’s film review. 100 min.

SHORT PEACE - NR - Animation - A compilation of four Japanese anime films dealing with spirits, firefighting, a white bear and robot tanks. 68 min.

TRANSCENDENCE - PG13 - Drama/Sci-Fi - A dying scientist transfers his mind to a computer. Very bad things happen next. Stars Johnny Depp. 119 min.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Captain America: The Winter SoldierPG13- THU 2D 4:00 10:15 3D 12:45 7:15, FRI-SUN 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:10, MON 12:30 3:45 7:00, TUE 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:10, WED 12:30 3:45 7:00 Noah-PG13- THU 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:10 Rio 2- PG13- THU 2D 4:15 3D 1:15 7:10 9:45, FRISUN 2D 4:15 3D 1:15 7:10 9:45, MON 2D 4:15 3D 1:15 7:10, TUE 2D 4:15 3D 1:15 7:10 9:45, WED 2D 4:15 3D 1:15 7:10 Transcendence-PG13- FRI-SUN 12:45 4:00 7:15 10:15, MON 12:45 4:00 7:15, TUE 12:45 4:00 7:15 10:15, WED 12:45 4:00 7:15

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DIVERGENT - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - In a time when virtue divides people into factions, someone named Tris finds out she’s “divergent,” which means she doesn’t fit in and thus joins other such misfits or something. This goes on for 139 min.

DRAFT DAY - PG13 - Sports/Drama - Kevin Costner, who should probably stick to baseball pictures, plays a GM who has to rebuild his NFL team. 109 min.

GOD’S NOT DEAD - PG - Drama - An atheist professor challenges true believer college student Josh’s faith. 113 min.

GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL - R - Comedy/Drama - The story of Gustave, the longtime concierge of a grand hotel in the early 20th century, and his adventures with a rookie lobby boy. Directed by Wes Anderson. 100 min.

MR. PEABODY AND SHERMAN - PG - Animation - As anyone who’s watched Bullwinkle knows, this is about genius dog Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman traveling through time to meet important people and save history. 92 min.

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NOAH - PG13 - Adventure/Bible - See Russell Crowe in a beard as the history’s most famous sailor saves a tiny sampling of life forms when God gets Biblical on the Earth. 138 min.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER PG13 - Action/Comic - Captain America has to fight an old Soviet supervillain called the Winter Soldier, because that’s what our heroic hero types do. 136 min.

NON-STOP - PG13 - Action/Thriller - An air marshal must do something a bunch of people on a trans-Atlantic flight after the airline is threatened.

Stars Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. 106 min.

OCULUS - R - Horror - A woman tries to prove that it was a supernatural force, and not her brother, that committed murder. 105 min.

RIO 2 - G - Animation/Comedy - Blu, Jewel and their kids find themselves in the Amazon. 101 min SABOTAGE - R - Action/Crime - Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in this flick about DEA agents who start getting picked off after they rob a drug cartel. 109 min.

SON OF GOD - PG13 - Drama - Another dramatic look at the life of Jesus, probably somewhere between King of Kings and The Passion of the Christ. 138 min.

THE RAID 2 - R - Action/Crime - Some cop named Rama goes undercover in Jakarta to bring down the corruption that plagues his department. 150 min.

LAST CHANCE 300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE - R - Action/War - Totally ripped Greeks and Persians battle it out again over land, some chick, whatever. 102 min.

MUPPETS: MOST WANTED - PG - Comedy/Adventure - The Muppets are back, this time as part of a world terminded by a frog who looks just like Kermit. 112 min.

NEED FOR SPEED - PG13 - Action/Crime - An ex-con joins a cross-country race to take revenge on the wealthy business associate who got him wrongly sent to prison in the first place. 130 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS CURT YAGI & YUM YUM BEAST - Fri, Apr 18.

Hosted by DJ Irie Dole of Q103 and Jah Warrior Shelter Hi-Fi, come upcountry and groove to Curt Yagi and his band, and Yum Yum Beast with members from Brown Chicken Brown Cow. Show starts at 9:30pm, 21 and over. $10 cover.

Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com 420 COUNTDOWN WITH DJ KAMIKAZE - Sat, Apr 19. Featuring Sudden Rush and Jordan T, Kanoa, Doobie and Nyntyn. Music starts at 10pm, 21 and over. $15 presale/$20 at the door. Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com ‘GIFT OF GAB’ OF BLACKALICIOUS - Sat, Apr 19. Check out a rare opportunity to hear some real Hip Hop on Maui. Gift of Gab is joined by special guests Jahsun, Ka‘ale, Mr. Kapu, Philly and DJ Carone. Music starts at 10pm, 21 and over. $20 cover. Casanova (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808572-0220; casanovamaui.com THE BOOM BOOMS - Sat, April 19. The Boom Booms are an indie soul/funk band based in Vancouver. Friends since childhood, this dynamic sextet has built a strong and loyal fan base of all ages, and toured across North and South America.

Their second album, produced by Grammy winner Chin Injeti, is set for release this summer, so you don’t want to miss this opportunity to see this high-energy group on stage. $15-20. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului), mauiarts.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm.

Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH’ - Sat, Apr 19. Children of all ages will enjoy James and the Giant Peach, which is based on the book by Roald Dahl and includes original music by David Delaney. Join James Henry Trotter as he escapes his zany and wicked aunts to embark on a journey in the Giant peach with his insect friends. This allyouth cast will keep you humming long after you leave the theater. $5-$8. 10am & 2pm Historic Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-2426969; mauionstage.com ‘PETER RABBIT AND THE GARDEN’ - Wed, Apr 23. The Honolulu Theatre for Youth will present Peter Rabbit and the Garden, a special stage production of the Peter Rabbit story. This interactive version is designed specifically for preschoolers and will explore the fine line between curiosity and responsibility. Peter Rabbit loves eating vegetables more than anything, but can this impulsive rabbit learn some manners before he gets into big trouble? Free. 2pm. Wailuku Public Library (251 South High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766

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JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL Sat, Apr 19. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $50 per person (includes sushi, non-alcoholic beverages, tax and gratuity). Maximum 20 people per class, reservations are required. Every 2nd and 4th Saturday of every month. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; maui.hyatt.com KEIKI EASTER EGG HUNT & EASTER BRUNCH- Sun, Apr 20. Easter activities begin at 10:15am when keiki (children) from ages one to twelve are invited to join the Easter Bunny and the Aloha Bear to gather eggs for fun and prizes.

Early arrival is strongly recommended–and don’t forget your Easter basket! The annual Easter Sunday Brunch will be available from 10am to 3pm at The Terrace Restaurant. The menu includes locally sourced items, including some from the Ritz’s organic garden, Hawaiian themed dishes as well as traditional brunch items. Call 808-665-7089 for reservations. 10-3pm. The Ritz Carlton. (1 Ritz Carlton Dr., Kapalua); ritzcarlton.com/kapalua EASTER BUFFET AT OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL- Sun, Apr 20. Easter celebrations begin with buffet tables laden with traditional specials that include an Omelet Station and Carving Table with peppercorn and garlic crusted prime rib. Breakfast favorites will also be served with oven fresh Danish pastries, muffins, croissants, smoked bacon and chicken sausage, Hawaiian sweet bread toast, classic eggs benedict, Maui Gold pineapple and Kula strawberries as well as choicest preserves and sweet butter. A glass of sparkling wine and refreshing beverages complete this sumptuous spread. $54 per adult and $27 per child (ages 4 to 12 years). For reservations, call the Westin Villas resort at 808-667-3259. Westin Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali). westinkaanapali.com.

EASTER LUAU DINNER AT THE WESTIN MAUI RESORT- Easter takes on a Polynesian flair with a vibrant Easter Luau dinner show. Held outdoors amidst the breathtaking setting of the oceanfront Aloha Pavilion, the evening begins

SUND SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU Sun, Apr 20. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

ART ART MAUI EXHIBIT - Mon, Mar 24-April 20.

This annual juried exhibition, now in its 36th year, is organized by the Art Maui Board of Directors to showcase the growing community of artists on Maui. Discover the endless range of ideas and techniques presented in drawing, painting, sculpture, printmaking and photography. The Schaefer International Gallery at the MACC is open everyday from 10am-5pm. Free.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org CUTTING EDGE - Mar 29-May 8. A contemporary glass and metal art exhibition. 10am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560 x29. huinoeau.com JIM SMITH - April 7-May 4. Jim Smith is a mixed media artist combining wood, glass and light into a very unique and sometimes ever-changing artform. Smith’s artwork is influenced by many regions of the world, from the Southwest–where he was born–to Africa and now Maui. He brings his expertise of more than two decades as an electrical engineer into play as several of his works have built-in, color-changing lighting. Reception is on April 11, 6-8pm. Banyan Tree Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111 RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Thu, Apr 17. Richard DiGiacomo is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. As a master of his craft, DiGiacomo has been nationally rated in the top five percent in his field for his coloration techniques. He moved to Maui in 2010. 12-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery. (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-2021; mauihands.com JOIE ‘YASHA’ TAYLOR - Fri, Apr 18 and Wed, Apr 23. Joie Taylor is an artist, meditation guide, dancer, musician and has a PhD in engineering from Cornell University. No two pieces of her jewelry are the same. Her designs incorporate gemstones and fine beads with gold and silver metal forming techniques. “Gemstones and metals carry a specific quality that enhances physical, mental and often spiritual properties for sensitive souls,” Taylor says. “The aesthetic design

of these pieces brings the inner beauty of the wearer to the surface.” Free. Fri 11-6pm, Maui Hands Gallery (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-5799245, or Wed 11-6pm, Maui Hands Gallery (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898.

CHRIS LARSON - Mon, Apr 21. Chris Larson’s artistic journey began at 13 when she took an art class from her oil painter mother. Her journey continued merrily into watercolor, acrylic, charcoal, graphic design and photography. Chris says she loves how color, light and shadows visually define objects and enjoys using watercolors and acrylics to express that look in her paintings. She also enjoys taking her original photos through a series of creative processes and hand enhancements to get a vivid watercolor painting effect while staying true to the vision of her original image.

4-8pm. Maui Hands Galleries (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-7997; mauihands.com.

ISLAND ART PARTY CLASSES - Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunday Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, part painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), 808419-6020; islandartparty.com

TICKETS ON SALE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS - Fri, Apr 25. Apparently rescued from Gilligan’s Island, the famed Harlem Globetrotters are returning to Hawaii to celebrate their 88th consecutive year of basketball-handling feats of skill. This event is a unique family entertainment that will thrill fans of all ages.

5:30pm. $30 general admission, $65 VIP. War Memorial Gym (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BOB DYLAN - Sat, Apr 26. The legendary singersongwriter will perform in Hawaii for the first time in 16 years. Bob Dylan’s best music often touched on contemporary social issues: “Like a Rolling Stone,” “Tangled Up in Blue,” “Just Like a Woman,” “All Along the Watchtower,” “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “Blowin’ in the Wind” and “Times They Are a Changing,” In 1997, Dylan became the first rock musician to receive the Kennedy Center Honors for lifetime achievement in performing arts, and in 2008 he was the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for his “profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power.” $59-$125. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL - Sat, May 17.

One of Maui’s favorite festivals features the specialty and craft brews of dozens of breweries from Hawaii and the Mainland, as well as scrumptious pupu samplers from many of the island’s favorite restaurants and caterers. Admission to the Festival includes a commemorative glass to use in sampling eight four-ounce pours of beer. There will be live music for entertainment, as well as prizes.

Proceeds benefit the MACC’s many educational programs for students, teachers and seniors, as well as the many free events offered to the Maui County community. Tickets go on sale Mar. 17, $60-$110, 21+, 2:30-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 17 FREE HEALTH SCREENINGS - We...a hui for health and the Project Vision Hawaii Bus will pull up to Ka Hale A Ke Ola for free health screenings, haircuts and community resources. Here’s a chance to get one-on-one education and materials on mental health issues, glucose screening, hepatitis support, Medicare fraud and more. Attendants

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CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

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Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Curt Yagi & Guests 9:30pm, $10

Gift of Gab-from Blackalicious & Guests 10pm, $20

90’s Night w/DJ Blast 10pm

420 Countdown w/ DJ Kamikaze, Sudden Rush, Jordon T and more, 10pm

Open for Easter !

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30pm

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm , TUE - Jazz 7:30-10pm WED-TBA

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

Quiz 7pm

DJ, 10pm

Jordan 7pm

Thunder n Lightnin’, 6:30pm

Soul Kitchen, 6:30pm

Avi & Indio, 6:30pm

Easter w/The Boom Booms

MON-Rick G, TUE- Special Band 6:30pm, WED- JD on the Rocks 6:30pm

Dominic 4-8pm, JAH Residentz 9pm

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Apana Eha 9pm

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm, TUE-Karaoke, WEDRick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm-close

Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak, 6:30pm

Evan Shulman, 5:30-8:30pm

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Rick Glencross, 7pm

Mel Aruza, 7pm

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MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

will also get Ohana Health Plan totes. Take advantage of this opportunity to care for your mental and physical well-being. Free. 2pm-6pm. Ka Hale A Ke Ola (15 Ipu’Aumakua Ln., Lahaina); 808-276-2713

certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation.

You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system.

808-249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a lineup of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI - Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

ENHANCE FITNESS CLASS - Mon-Tue. Enhance Fitness is an evidence-based fitness program designed to be safe and effective for seniors with a wide range of of physical abilities. Free.

2pm. West Maui Senior Center (788 Pauoa St., Lahaina); 808-870-5530;

FRIDAY, APRIL 18 HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off of Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am12pm. Waihee Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 19 MAUI YOGA CONFERENCE - Breathe, stretch and pause during the Maui Yoga Conference this Saturday. Maui Yoga Shala presents Maui’s first annual day-long Yoga Conference featuring more than a dozen presenters with various experience in meditation, flow, stand-up paddle yoga, keiki yoga, aerial yoga and more. It’s all basically a way for Maui’s yoga community to gather in one place and share their passion for all things yoga. The whole thing culminates with a concert by Shimshai. Participants can take as many classes as desired.

8am-7:30pm. $65 day passes pre-sale. $75 day passes day-of. Online registration is encouraged.

Maui Yoga Shala (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808283-4123, maui-yoga.com/special-events VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a

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SUNDAY, APRIL 20 EASTER EGGS-TRAVAGANZA AT THE WESTIN- An annual tradition, the Easter Bunny Carnival will be held at the North Ocean Lawn of the four-diamond resort, overlooking North Ka‘anapali Beach.

Open 12-3pm on April 20, families with children will enjoy the Animal Petting Zoo and Bounce House.

There will also be face painting, shave ice, popcorn and games for everyone. Pika the Easter Bunny will also make a special appearance. Other activities planned that day include an Easter Egg Scramble for various age groups at 11am and an Easter Duck Race at 3:30pm, with proceeds benefiting Maui charities. 12-5pm. Westin Ocean Resort Villas. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali). westinkaanapali.com.

SPCA CAT CLINIC DAYS-RESERVE YOUR SPOT - Help the Maui SPCA “fix” the problem.

All cats are welcome, and all fixes are by donation.

Humane traps are available to lend. Do the Island of Maui a favor and fix that neighborhood kitty before you have neighborhood kittens. Clinic Days are April 13 and 27 and May 4, 18 and 25. Please call to reserve a space, borrow a trap, volunteer, sponsor a fix and make donations. Email for more information and clinic locations. 808-280-0738; info@mauispca.org

MONDAY, APRIL 21

VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA- Join South Maui Volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am.

Every Monday. 808-249-8811 ext. 1., or email volunteersonvacation.org

TUESDAY, APRIL 22 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Meet Dr. James Urban, who has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds! Firstcome, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23

FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com

GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle

GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednes-

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

day experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA - Join South Maui Volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-2498811 ext. 1., or email volunteersonvacation.org

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies. Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.)

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SHOW STARTS AT 9:30PM $10 COVER THIRD FRIDAY PARTY IN MAKAWAO

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DJ IRIE DOLE PRESENTS FROM SAN FRANCISCO

CURT YAGI & HIS BAND YUM YUM BEAST WITH MEMBERS FROM BROWN CHICKEN BROWN COW

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Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

Nuff Sedd, 9-11pm

1810’, 8-10pm

Benny and Glenn, 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

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L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

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Sound of Addiction 10:30pm

Stoplight DJ Party, 10:00pm

Rock Thursdays & Pool Tournament 8pm-close

Latin Friday’s w/ DJ Danny & DJ Moy, 10pm no cover

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Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Makai Jazz Group 6:30-8:30pm Trish da Dish, 9:30-midnight

Stay Eazy, 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen 6-8pm, Morey Challenge After Party 8:30pm, Marty Dread 9pm, DJ Money Mike 10:30pm

The Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm

MON - Joyce and Gord, 6:30pm , TUE - Mulligan’s Magic Show, 6:30-8:00pm WED- Joel Katz 5:30pm and Willie K 7-9pm, Loving Mary 9:30pm

hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); tion.com 808-244-3100; mauiexposition.com

OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm.

Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156

MER’S UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find s, the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer.

Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@ gmail.com

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo

MON, TUE & WED - Karaoke

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, no cover

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula)

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com

Karaoke

MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava p Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 8 808-244-4888

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CILAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every de of LaSun & Sat. Under the shade e over 50 sese haina’s famous banyan tree, lect Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, handsewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted.

Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu ‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com

KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA E Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm.

9:3 9:30pm Kobe Japanese Stea Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com

KARAOKE IN INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness.

Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry.

5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; longhis.com

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Thu, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30, Wed: Kenny Roberts 5:30-8:30, Thur: Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Fri: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘ii 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

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SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

Shea & Eddie Nuno, 7-10pm

Maui Blues Band, 7-10pm

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

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Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

DJ Blast 10pm

Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm

SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

Pub Quiz Night, 7pm

Andy Kaina & The Kaina Country Band, 8:30pm

STELLA BLUES CAFE

1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Tue, Open Mic.; Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

MON- WED Victoria/String Guitar 6-8:30pm

DJ LX 10pm; no cover

Kanoa 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED - New La80’s Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10 pm)

UFC

Free Pool all day

MON- Bingo Night 7pm, TUE- Pau Hana Pool League, WED- Free Pool

Kekona Ohana, 8:30pm

Karaoke, 4pm

WED- Randall Rospond 4-6pm

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Usual Suspects at 9pm, $4 cover

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

Jazz Night w/Louise & Friends, no cover

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MON-WED- Karaoke

GOGO Dancing

Free Karaoke

Alternative Night w/ DJ

Free Karaoke

MON, TUE & WED- Free Karaoke

of Fulton Tashombe Dr.); 808-669-9600.

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

WED- Blues Night w/House Shakers 8:30pm, no cover

6-9pm. (200 Kapalua

Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm; (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa and Jessica Rabbitt 7pm; Thu, Special Guest 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

CAPISCHE? - Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

Sat, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm; (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-879-2224.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds

Karaoke, 7-10pm

The Kittinger Jump, The Minorities and Anesthesia

1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR

John Grover Band, 7-10pm

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm; Fri, Fulton

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka‘oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka‘oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne sets Mulligans afire 7pm; Thu, Super Fun Pub Quiz with Trish 9:30pm; Fri, Stay Eazy 7-9pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:309:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 7-9pm; Tue, Brenton Keith’s Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:308pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazzworks 5:307:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza); 808-879-7177.

RITA’S - Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Clay Mortensen 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:30-8:30pm.

(2395 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-2910.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE - Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:309:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

CENTRAL MAUI KAHULUI ALE HOUSE - Every Tue & Thu, Pi‘ilani Arias 5-8pm; Fri, Local Live Music 5-9pm; Sat, Ben Deleon 5-9pm; Sun, Live Music 5-8pm; Mon, Ben Deleon 5-8pm; Wed, Sheron Depont 5-8pm. (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001.

UPCOUNTRY CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON - Thu, Prime Rib Thursday Night Blues with Mark Johnstone & Friends 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Jamie Gallo 6:30-8:30pm.

(142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - First Wednesday, Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell 5:30-8pm; (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989.

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Sign Language TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

I’m worried about you, Taurus. In recent months, you’ve really come into or remembered the sources and applications of your great strength, and developed a positive feedback loop of confidence. Although you’re not necessarily in danger, I’m here to warn you, anyway—the kinds of problems that are most likely to haunt you now aren’t other predators or kindred forces of nature—they’re of the tiny variety that you can barely see. Since you can’t easily fight or avoid these kinds of foes, you need allies who can. A Pisces best friend or Cancer roommate would be ideal.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

You won a weekend with your favorite dynamic duo in the superhero auction. For at least a couple days this week, they’ll support and supplement everything you do with their own specialized resources. Even though each on his own is somewhat ridiculous, their synergistic effectiveness is a force to be reckoned with. Use the powers of your shadow allies while you have them, but don’t overestimate what you can do, either. To give you some idea what you’re capable of: You may not be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound but you can still reach the second story.

Stopping bullets with your bare hands is a bit ambitious as well—try dodging them instead.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Worms contaminated by radioactivity near Chernobyl switched from asexual to sexual reproduction. Instead of simply cloning themselves, they started combining genes from two parents to produce a child who shared the best qualities of both, enabling the species to eliminate damaged genes and produce more worms with built-in radiation-protection. Emulate them, mentally: An interesting new idea you’ll encounter (and be inclined to adopt) this week will be only so-so as-is.

But if you combine it with a robust (if slightly tired) concept you’ve cherished for ages, it could be the key to the most exciting, inspiring path you’ll walk this year.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Reputations can help or hurt; make yours work for you this week. See, everyone thinks they’ve got you all figured out; you’re renowned for unshakeable forthrightness and invariably direct dealings. As laudable as that behavior is, it’s a handicap this week, when subtlety is key. You’re not capable of outright deviousness; I know this. Luckily, there’s no need to resort to dishonesty or ethically questionable manipulation—just a little mystery. That’s right—this week is mostly about biting your tongue. Instead of loudly announcing exactly where you’re going and what you’ll do there, let them guess. Since they’ll all guess wrong, you’ll be able to do exactly what you want, how you want, with no interference or objection at all.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

You’re not excessively prone to nostalgia. In fact, you’re the most likely sign to trash them during some extremely thorough spring-cleaning.

You’re right when you consider the past a hindrance—having the jumbled litter of old chapters hampering your movements now (both literally and figuratively) is a shitty prospect. However, your history can also strengthen you, by reminding you of hard-earned wisdom born of mistakes you’ve made. Go ahead and eliminate most of the clutter of your life, but not all of it—there are a few lessons I’d rather you remember than relive.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Traditionally, each Scorpio only makes one roundtrip journey to her personal underworld, during which she learns the lessons and acquires the skills she’s renowned for. Whether you’ve already made your trip to Hell and Back, you’re due for an imminent journey in that direction. Don’t worry; you’re only going just far enough to point to your private purgatorial pit and say, “Oh yeah, that’s where it is.” Once you’ve reminded yourself of its location, you’re that much less likely to stumble upon it by accident, and even though you can’t put off (or erase the memory of) your trip there forever, you can at least postpone it until you’re really ready.

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Your fillings won’t pick up alien radio transmissions; your brain isn’t apt to start channeling the wisdom of ancestral shamans. For all your much lauded and criticized pragmatism, it simply can’t be denied: your sign is the most firmly rooted in the Here and Now. This week, listen to the kooks whoare transmitting the wisdom of long-dead witches or galactic neighbors. Most of it’ll be hackneyed tripe, but there might be a miniscule percentage that’s actually authentic (and sublimely useful)—and only you can tell the good from the bad. Please do so; we need every grain of outside perspective and guidance we can get.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

You’re immune to imposition by other minds.

That special invulnerability cuts both ways, though, by making you impervious to some really good ideas or mental technology. That’s why, like every hyper-capable superhero, you need a good sidekick you can trust, who’ll let you know when you’re overlooking something important or worthwhile you’d be better off absorbing. You’d be surprised at how many kernels of useful wisdom are buried within otherwise cornball ideas and philosophies—with your new ally’s aid, you should be able to notice, extract, and use them.

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Big surprise; the way Pisces interact with each other is complicated. On the one hand, you understand each other with a psychic empathy that amazes bystanders. On the other, you can be so different you’re like separate species. However, there are times—like this week—when your Fish-toFish alliances can transcend all your quirky idiosyncrasies and you can get on the same page on every level. While in that state of eerie and unstoppable unity, nothing lies beyond your grasp. Since it never lasts for long, plan on what you’d like to achieve now, so when that astrological communion strikes, you’ll be able to grab it.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

If your brain were a house, it’d be like the common areas (kitchen, living room, bathroom, bedroom) had gone dark. What to do with this sudden exposure of your skeletons, dusty baggage, and nearly-useless relics of nearly-forgotten chapters? Take a break from your usual patterns to address this stuff. Some of it might be useful, if you rethink its application.

You’ll also have no better time to finally trash the crap you know you’ll never use again.

Don’t get cocky. Even though you’re up against opponents as laughable as the Wonder Twins, your arrogance could be your downfall. Don’t discount your enemies too quickly. Their absurdly limited abilities couldn’t possibly take you down when you’re playing your best game. It’s sort of a weird dichotomy—while your best is ten times more than good enough to get the job done, just a little less could keep you from winning the game.

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