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LET’S MAKE MAUI A MORE HUMANE COMMUNITY A Message From The Maui Humane Society Board Of Directors There has been a recent letter-writing campaign urging the Maui Humane Society (MHS) Board of Directors, which is in the process of searching for a new CEO, to hire an individual who will make our shelter “no kill.” The phrase “no kill” stirs up strong emotions in people, and it can be very confusing and misleading. After all, what animal-lover would NOT want to support a concept called “no kill?” To better understand this complex issue, however, people must look past the emotion-packed terminology, recognize the different roles agencies play in helping animals, and consider the unique challenges we face on Maui. For clari¿cation on the no-kill concept, how it relates to MHS, and how we are working to save lives, read more in the “About Us” section on our web site at www.MauiHumaneSociety.org.

statistics, and policies of our agency. We invite you to visit our web site or contact MHS directly if you have any questions.

It is also disturbing to us that some people who are so caring towards animals can be so unkind to their fellow humans, continually maligning our staff.

A recent letter claimed that our employees have become so “anesthetized to injecting and burning” animals they simply don’t care anymore. This is outrageous and cruel. Such people have no idea how many tears are shed at MHS over this heartbreaking reality. Our employees are compassionate people working tirelessly to help the most animals possible within the constraints of limited facilities and resources, yet they are constantly subjected to these kinds of comments.

The Maui Humane Society is the only “open admission” shelter on Maui, meaning we do not turn away any domestic animal that comes to our doors. Unlike “limited admission” shelters (sometimes called “no kill”), we accept every animal in need, even those that are unhealthy, dangerous, or unlikely to be adopted (such as feral cats). Our shelter receives an average of 22 animals a day, 365 days a year. For every single animal that is adopted from MHS, 3 more animals arrive to take its place the next day. In spite of our many adoption programs, we cannot guarantee that every animal at our shelter will ¿nd a new home.

We urge pet owners to explore all other options to rehome their pets, but if there are no other alternatives for an animal, MHS is here to provide the ¿nal safety net.

Our CEO Jocelyn Bouchard has, in particular, been the target of false rumors and criticism in recent years, particularly on Craigslist where people can post any comment, truthful or not, anonymously.

Recent letters to newspapers have stated that with the impending departure of Bouchard, MHS can now become no-kill, insinuating that Bouchard herself has single-handedly prevented our agency from saving animals’ lives all these years. This is a woman who has devoted her life to the care and protection of animals. Under her leadership, MHS has increased spay/neuter and adoptions and decreased euthanasia. She has been a strong, knowledgeable leader for our organization and an outspoken and compassionate advocate for Maui’s animals these past two decades.

In addition to MHS, there are a number of other animal-related agencies on Maui, each carrying out its own mission and role in helping animals. We greatly appreciate the efforts of all these agencies. No one organization can do it alone, and each agency ful¿lls a need and makes a difference. In January 2012, MHS initiated a meeting of all animal-related agencies in Maui County, suggesting that we set aside our different viewpoints and form a collaborative group, now called Maui County Animal Coalition. We have high hopes for this organization. If all agencies can work respectfully together we can make great progress towards our common goal--to save more animals.

We are in the midst of the search process for our next CEO. We are taking time to conduct a systematic and thorough search both locally and nationally, and we will hire the most quali¿ed applicant based on the needs of our agency. The MHS CEO job description for applicants can be viewed on our web site. We look forward to warmly welcoming our new CEO when he/she is selected, and we hope the animalloving community will do the same.

Maui is blessed to have so many individuals who care passionately about animals, and we believe that each person is entitled to express their opinion, even if it differs from ours. It is disturbing to us, however, that so much misinformation is spread about our agency. It is impossible for us to correct all the inaccurate statements that are made, particularly on social networks such as Facebook and Craigslist. For instance, some people still persist in claiming we are “hiding the truth” about euthanasia, when in reality we have made our euthanasia statistics public for the past 5 years. It is very important to us that the community we serve has accurate information about the mission, operations, programs,

NO ONE wants to end euthanasia of healthy animals more than the current CEO, employees, and Board of MHS.

It is our hope that those individuals and agencies who have a differing viewpoint from MHS will focus on working with us to address Maui’s animal overpopulation. The only way for our island community to reduce euthanasia is to reduce the number of unwanted animals. Here’s what EVERYONE on Maui can do to help: spay/neuter your pets and urge your friends, family, and neighbors to do the same; support the Trap-Neuter-Return-Manage program to humanely address the feral cat population; donate; volunteer; adopt a shelter animal. Be kind to animals. Be kind to those who are HELPING animals. Let’s stop placing blame and work together to make Maui a more humane island for pets AND for people. For more information on what MHS is doing and how to get involved, visit www.MauiHumaneSociety.org.

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Contents VOLUME 17 ✚ ISSUE 43

THIS WEEK’S QUESTION:

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QUIZ understood on the Big Island D. The company is opening a superior facility in Ma‘alaea E. The company will start selling petroleum diesel fuel

2. On Apr. 6, The Maui News report-

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ed on the Maui Police Department’s resumption of bike patrols in Lahaina.

According to the story, when did the MPD last use bikes in West Maui?

A. 2007 B. 2006 C. 2005 D. 2004 E. 2003

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Last week, Pacific Biodiesel announced that it would be closing its Central Maui Landfill facility, which it’s operated for the last 20 years. What was the company’s reason, according to the Apr. 4 Pacific Business News?

A. Compliance with County regulations required expensive upgrades and multiple permits B. The company always intended to close it at this time C. It’s more efficient to process biodiesel

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3. What celebrity appeared at a Voter Owned Hawaii rally in front of the Kalana O Maui Building in Wailuku on Apr. 7 that called for reforms to the state’s citizen-funded elections?

A. Mickey Rooney B. Jim Nabors C. Ben Cohen D. Larry Ellison E. Shane Victorino See answers, page 29

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by Anthony Pignataro

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THE COLOR RUN, PART TWO

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APPARENTLY, HAWAII RESIDENTS LOVE GUNS MORE THAN EVER It’s not really surprising, but it seems Hawaii residents are registering more guns than ever. At least, that’s what a new report from the state Attorney General’s office says. Here’s a sample of their findings, from a press release sent out on Apr. 3: “A record total of 22,765 personal/private firearm permit applications were processed statewide during 2013, marking a 4.6% increase over the 21,864 applications processed in 2012,” stated the press release.

“Of the applications processed in 2013, 94.6% were approved and resulted in issued permits; 4.3% were approved but subsequently voided after the applicants failed to return for their permits within the specified time period; and 1.0% were denied due to one or more disqualifying factors.”

According to the report, firearms registration has been steadily increasing in Hawaii over the last 14 years, which is how long the AG’s office has been compiling such data. “From 2000 through 2013, the number of statewide permit applications processed increased 350.8%, the number of firearms registered increased 446.2%, and the number of firearms imported increased 426.1%,” stated the press release.

Honolulu Civil Beat and the Honolulu Star Advertiser immediately blogged about the new report. Both news organizations jumped all over the word “record,” which is exactly what they did two years ago, when I wrote about a similar AG report.

But what’s missing from the new AG report, and the coverage so far of it, is the same context that was absent back in 2012–just how many Hawaii residents own firearms?

Two years ago, I asked this question of Paul A. Perrone, the Chief of Research and Statistics at the state AG’s office (who also authored the latest registrations report). He cited an estimate that 7.4 percent of the Hawaii population owned a firearm,

which he got from a 2010 survey.

That’s a pretty small percentage, but it’s also four years old. So today I contacted him and asked if he had any new estimate. He said no.

“The 2010 survey report is still the latest, and we do not anticipate doing another, due to increasingly low response rates for practically any sort of survey these days,” Perrone emailed me. “In addition, the survey question in 2010 asked about things that have been done or placed in one’s home in order to feel safer from crime, and 7.4% of the respondents reported possessing a firearm for this specific purpose. The question did not, however, inquire about firearms ownership in general (hunting, recreation, historical collections, a professional necessity, etc.).”

Which means the Attorney General’s office really doesn’t have any estimate as to how many state residents own a firearm, and never really did. And what’s more, Perrone says it probably won’t in the future.

“Even just considering the home security angle, the 7.4% figure seems unreasonably low by any sort of national standard,” Perrone added. “In all honesty, I can see how many firearms owners in Hawaii would be reluctant to accurately report on that specific topic to the state’s Attorney General.”

Man, people on Maui love talking about Maui’s recent Color Run. Sure, about 5,700 people (according to the Mar. 31 Maui News ) enjoyed running in it while volunteers threw multi-colored corn starch on them, but I’ve been amazed how many people have been talking about our little April 2 story on the disparity between the $8,000 The Color Run donated to Maui United Way and the approximately $250,000 race organizers took in.

“Everyone was there for their own entertainment, and United Way made a few bucks,” Dave Heard commented on the MauiTime Facebook page (Facebook.com/Mauitime). “How much of all the mainland acts that come to the MACC donate? I think it’s all in the way we look at the situation.....”

Others on our Facebook page took a less charitable view. “Amazing that people will come out to make mainland organizers rich but when it comes to im-

Color Run organizers themselves. On April 1, I emailed them three questions: • Could they confirm The Maui News’ estimate of how many people took part in the run?

• How much the organization donated to the Maui United Way? • How much did the event take in as a whole?

They were simple, otherwise innocuous questions. An organizer, who only signed her name “Annie,” finally responded to me on Saturday, April 5. Here’s her response, in its entirety: “Hi Anthony! Thanks for your email!

I am so sorry but we are not allowed to release those numbers. We are happy to help you with other inquiries though!

Have a COLORFUL day!”

I thought briefly of writing back and asking Annie if her overlords at The Color Run paid her by the exclamation point, but then remembered that even if she understood my sarcasm, she wouldn’t be able to respond in any meaningful way.

The Color Run is a for-profit company that clearly takes its for-profit, privately owned status very seriously.

Run like someone's bank account depended on it!

portant POLITICAL efforts, they couldn’t care less,” Karen Chun.

About the only people who didn’t want to talk about the money involved in The Color Run’s recent Maui event were The

Overheard Man: What is that?

Woman: It’s a cake. No, it’s a steak.

Wait, no it’s an artichoke.

But that being said, The Color Run’s recent Maui event wasn’t a simple concert or exhibit at the Maui Arts & Cultural Center or other such privately owned venue.

It was a for-profit run on public streets, which required a permit (which cost nothing) from the County of Maui because the event used publicly owned and maintained infrastructure.

Yes, it was very nice of The Color Run to donate $8,000 to the Maui United Way, and that charity was very happy to get the money. But when taxpayer-funded infrastructure is used to help a privately-owned, for-profit company to make a great deal of money, then those same taxpayers should at the very least find out just how much of a profit that company made. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro

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MPD UNDERGOING ACCREDITATION REVIEW The Maui’s Police Department’s policies and procedures will come under scrutiny next month to determine if the department has made a concerted effort to maintain its professional status.

A team of assessors from the Commission on Accreditation for Law Enforcement Agencies (CALEA) will examine the department between April 14-17. The assessment is a voluntary process in order for the department to maintain accredited status and continue to meet CALEA’s standards of professional excellence. This process is to ensure that the department has continued compliance with all applicable standards.

As part of the on-site assessment, the public and department employees are invited to comment on the department’s services and performance to the assessors. Comments and observations can by made by calling 808-244-6444 on

COUNTY HANDS OUT WOMEN OF EXCELLENCE AWARDS On Mar. 27, Maui County’s Committee on the Status of Women (CSW) presented Sheri-Ann Daniels, Alberta de Jetley and Agnes Groff with “Women of Excellence” awards. The cel-

ebration–which coincided with Women’s History Month—also honored the late Elizabeth Rosemary Betty Baker Breen Janes-Brown (known to longtime Maui News readers as Liz Janes and then Liz Janes-Brown) with a “Honorary Historical Award.”

Daniels, the Maui Drug Court Administrator, won the “Woman of Excellence Award,” which is presented to a woman 21 and older for being an exemplary role model while championing a diverse number of causes.

The 2014 “Career Achievement Award” went to de Jetley, the publisher and editor of Lanai Today, for being a woman whose outstanding character, courage and commitment made her an inspirational leader.

Groff, MEO's Community Relations Liaison, won the “Unsung Hero Award,” which honors a woman who is often the behind-the-scenes dynamic-force going above-and-beyond in distinguished service.

Paul Janes-Brown accepted his late wife’s award, which commemorates an extraordinary woman who has left a legacy of bravery and indelible memories in her outstanding character, courage and commitment.

Women’s History Month is a national celebration that honors the richness of women leaders and their accomplishments.

In accordance with the national women’s movement, this year’s award theme, “Celebrating Women of Character, Courage and Commitment,” honored the extraordinary and often unrecognized determination and tenacity of women. This formal recognition of women was started in 1980 by President Jimmy Carter as a week-long celebration. In 1987, the U.S. Congress expanded it to the month of March.

For information on the Maui County Committee on the Status of Women, visit mauicounty.gov/csw. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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The Blood Bank of Hawaii has implemented new eligibility criteria that will expand the blood donor community to better meet the state’s medical needs. The new guidelines will allow several categories of people who were previously unable to donate to now give blood.

Effective at the beginning of April, people with previous health issues— specifically cancer survivors—are now eligible to donate blood. New medical research has shown that cancer is not spread through blood transfusion. This data now allows cancer survivors who have completed treatment and have been cancer-free for one year or more to donate blood. But those with blood or bone marrow types of cancer, including leukemia and lymphoma, are still prohibited from donating.

In addition, people with autoimmune disorders, who have had a stroke or have lung and heart conditions are also eligible as long as no symptoms are present at the time of donation. People with these conditions were previously categorized as permanent deferrals for blood donation.

Also, people who have been recently tattooed or pierced will also be able to donate, according to the eligibility changes. There had been temporary deferrals and waiting period for those with recent tattoos and piercings. The new guidelines allow those with new tattoos to donate as long as the process was performed at a state regulated tattoo shop; piercings need to have been performed using a sterile procedure or gun method with new jewelry.

With advancements in medical research and technology, the U.S. Food and Drug

Administration (FDA) has determined that these new guidelines are safe for both donors and patients.

“A change of this scale has not happened in Hawaii for decades,” said KimAnh Nguyen, President and CEO of Blood Bank of Hawaii. “Medical research has opened up doors for donors without compromising the safety of the donors and patients. With our new donor history questionnaire and new eligibility criteria we are now in line with national standards of practice.”

For eligibility information and changes, visit BBH.org. People who think they may be eligible under the new criteria may call 808-848-4745 for more information regarding an eligibility review.

Monday, April 14, 2014, from 12pm to 2pm. A toll-free number has also been set up at 844-200-0215. Not sure if this is good or bad, but the MPD says they won’t record the calls.

In any case, telephone comments are limited to 10 minutes and must address the department’s ability to comply with the Commission’s standards. A copy of the standards is available for review in all police stations.

Those who want to submit written comments about the Maui Police Department’s ability to meet the standards for accreditation may write to: Commission on Accreditation for Law Enforcement Agencies, Inc.; 13575 Heathcote Boulevard, Suite 320, Gainesville, VA, 20155.

Accreditation by CALEA assures that department’s policies and procedures are in written form and available to all personnel.

Accreditation also assures personnel that every aspect of the department’s personnel system is in accord with professional standards which is both fair and equitable.

Two CALEA assessors will conduct a comprehensive examination of the department’s written documents, interview individuals, and visit offices and other areas where compliance of the standards can be observed. Inspections of all six police districts will be conducted, said Lieutenant Jeraul S. Pladera, the Accreditation Program Manager for the Maui Police Department.

The process of re-accreditation is held every three years following initial accreditation. This will be the department’s sixth re-accreditation assessment. Initial accreditation status was achieved on Aug. 3, 1996.

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News Of The Weird NOISE IS GOLDEN The Formula One circuit is generally thought to attract fans as a showcase of motorcar technology and racing skill, but organizers of the Australian Grand Prix (the first of the 19 races on the annual circuit) threatened a lawsuit in March against Formula One management because the races should also be showcases of noise. Formula One has softened cars’ power this year in order to make breakthrough achievements in fuel efficiency, but that also tamped down Formula One’s “trademark ear-shattering roar,” according to a Business Insider report. Fans are less likely to buy tickets, the organizers fear, if they lose the deafening, 100-decibel vroom that is a “visceral element of the fan experience.”

FINE POINTS OF THE LAW In some cultures, and now in Florida, apparently, the act of urination carries no special modesty protection. A judge ruled in March that video of Justin Bieber expelling for a urine test following his January drag-racing arrest in Miami Beach was a “public record” and had to be released to the press under Florida law. A perhaps overly generous black box was edited into the video to make it somewhat less explicit. In the video, only one officer is present, observing, based on protocol that respects the suspect’s “privacy”–though the Florida judge in essence invited the entire world to watch Bieber urinate, as the video quickly made the Internet.

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SUSPICIOUS CONFIRMED Richard Wright of Canada’s Prince Edward Island was busy in March handing out $50 and $100 bills to strangers during a visit to Halifax, Nova Scotia, urging the recipients to “thank God” for the gift and to pass it along to others if they could not use it themselves.

Wright’s spree was soon broken up as Mounted Police detained him for a “wellness check,” which led to his transfer to a mental-health facility.

Wright’s daughter Chelsea told reporters that her dad worked hard for his money, had no mental-health issues and simply wanted to help people, and a friend described him as a “generous individual wrapped up in the acts of kindness.” However, at press time, Wright was still hospitalized.

THIS WEEK IN CLOWN CRIMES England’s Manchester Evening News reported in March that local police had handled 19 cases of “clown-related” crimes in the area in 2013, ranging from a clown in the town of Bury peering into the windows of at least two homes, to a boy’s report in Rochdale that a clown holding balloons had tried to grab him on the street. The secretary of Clowns International lamented the “stupid people” who damage the reputation of the clowning “profession.” ■

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his goes out to the agro older bruddah in the pickup on Hana Highway: It’s actually because you tried to force your way in at the merge just past Haleakala Highway that I don’t believe you were entitled to any courtesy. And just because I decided to exercise my right of way, that doesn’t mean you get to drive the next several miles screaming, flipping me off, tailgating and flashing your brights at me (in the daytime). All you succeeded in was getting yourself more worked up and likely scaring the crap out of the young kid sitting on your front seat. I’m typically one of the most aloha drivers out there, but when you tried to be Da Bull, I decided to show you that you’re not. Fortunately, I have a rational brain, not an animal brain, so when you pulled over as if to start a fight, I calmly drove by and continued to enjoy another beautiful day in paradise. ■

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f you’re a dog owner and this isn’t your worst nightmare, that’s only because you haven’t considered the possibility: your pet, your beloved companion, stolen, slaughtered, cooked and eaten.

Like a piece of meat.

It happened on Oahu in 2007, to Frank Manuma and his wife Debbie.

The couple’s dog, an eight-month-old German shepherd-Lab mix named Caddy, was stolen from the Moanalua Golf Club while Frank played a round. Eventually police arrested two golf club employees—58-year-old Saturnino Palting and 48-year-old Nelson Domingo—and charged the pair with seconddegree theft and first-degree cruelty to animals after they admitted to loading Caddy into their car and later butchering and eating him.

The case was shocking, but to some the verdict was worse: both men got five years’ probation and one-year suspended jail sentences (Domingo wound up serving three months, while Palting did no time behind bars). Even that relative slap on the wrist was possible only because of a 2007 law that changed animal cruelty from a misdemeanor to a felony.

the Humane Society, SPCA and the Honolulu prosecutor’s office—submitted testimony in support of SB 2026. Previous efforts to ban controversial foods like foie gras and shark fin soup in the state got at least nominal pushback.

Here, no one said a word.

Does that mean the practice isn’t as widespread as some claim? Is the case of Caddy more an isolated incident and less part of a disturbing trend? Inga Gibson, director of the Hawaii Humane Society, doesn’t think so. “It happens much more frequently than is reported and, due to the loophole in our current animal cruelty laws, such reports are not being investigated [or] prosecuted,” says Gibson.

Because it’s not explicitly illegal to slaughter or eat dogs and cats, she explains, violators must be caught in the act (or confess, like Palting and Domingo) to be charged with firstdegree animal cruelty. Since most if not all dog slaughter occurs in secret, that’s a tall order.

Dog meat is part of Polynesian and Hawaiian history. When Captain Cook arrived in Tahiti in the late 18th century, he observed small, stout, flat-faced canines that were kept as pets but also

ago, but the practice of eating dogs— which also has roots in Filipino and Chinese culture—lives on.

So there’s the cultural argument. No one’s making it, not openly at least, but it’s there. Is this a case where traditional practices deserve precedence over modern mores? Is there room in a society that overwhelmingly views dogs (and cats) as members of the family for people who view them as dinner?

“I don’t buy the cultural argument, not at all,” says Barbara Steinberg, a Kihei art teacher and self-described animal lover. “People can say it’s their culture, but it’s cruel. It doesn’t have a place today.”

Steinberg says she’s devoted hundreds of hours to getting a dog-meat ban passed, and was disappointed that bills introduced each of the last two legislative sessions went nowhere. “I don’t know what happened,” she says.

“I never really got a straight answer.”

Steinberg seems cautiously optimistic about SB 2026. If it does pass, she says much of the credit should go to Carroll Cox, an Oahu radio host who has conducted several independent investigations into the dog meat trade.

Cox declined to comment for this story, or to provide a video he says

“The legislature finds that despite the enactment of several animal cruelty offenses, local humane societies, law enforcement agencies, and animal protection groups continue to receive reports of dogs and cats being sold, trafficked, or slaughtered for human consumption.”

That doesn’t go far enough for animal rights advocates, who have been pushing for years to put a law on the books that bans the possession, sale and consumption of dog meat in Hawaii.

This year, Sen. Clayton Hee introduced SB 2026, a bill that would do just that.

It passed through committee last week and could come to a vote soon.

“The legislature finds that despite the enactment of several animal cruelty offenses, local humane societies, law enforcement agencies, and animal protection groups continue to receive reports of dogs and cats being sold, trafficked, or slaughtered for human consumption,” reads the bill, which would outlaw the “slaughtering or trafficking of dogs or cats for human consumption,” and change language in the Hawaii Revised Statutes so that the term “pet animal” would apply even to dogs and cats that were bred for meat.

At least three similar bills have died quiet deaths in recent years. Which is curious, because no one seems willing to publicly oppose them. Dozens of individuals and organizations—including

slaughtered and consumed. “Few were there of us but what allow’d that a South Sea Dog was next to an English lamb,” Cook wrote in his journal. “One thing in their favour is that they live entirely upon vegetables.” In his book Unmentionable Cuisine, Calvin Schwabe notes that Hawaiians viewed Westerners as odd, since they raised pigs and dogs yet would eat only the pigs.

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shows the graphic slaughter of dogs, but he pointed us to his website (carrollcox.com). A few bits of information Cox says he gathered: the going rate for a slaughtered dog is about $35, though bulk discounts are available; dogs are often kept in unsafe conditions and subjected to cruelty prior to slaughter; and some of the dogs he’s encountered were stolen family pets.

Cox highlights the case of Koko (literally “blood” in Hawaiian), a chocolate Lab La he purchased for $100 from a man he says sa offered to butcher the dog for him.

“This beautiful, intelligent, and affectionate animal would have been fe someone’s dinner by now, had I not s rescued him,” Carroll wrote on his website. “I believe it is wrong. Morally and ethically wrong.”

Steinberg concurs: “I can’t believe this is even something we’re discussing in the year 2014,” she says. “We have a responsibility to these animals. We have a responsibility to stop this.” ■ editor@mauitime.com For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Mike Gagne and the late Ed Silverstein started the event. That year, they raised $700 for the Haiku PTA. Gagne and Silverstein looked at the event as a way to share Haiku’s history, culture and community, so they lined up some crafters, food and entertainment and everyone had a good time. In 2013, the event raised just over $50,000.

“Most of the funds raised help Haiku School through Haiku School PTA,” says Oberg. “Funds provide enrichment programs at Haiku School–art classes with teachers like Susie Speck, Rick Strini and others. Drama with MAPA, music with teachers like Amy Chang and others, creative movement with Maui Dance Council, ukulele lessons for fourth and fifth graders with Kumu Lehua Gibson, science enrichment, as well as drinking water in the classrooms, field trips, classroom supplies, library support and more. Proceeds from drinks and carnival games support Haiku Boys and Girls Club for their after-school programs, which many of our Haiku kids attend. And a small amount, usually around $3000, goes to the Haiku Community Association

did a big push to get the Kalakapua Playground in Haiku open, and they have a host of other achievements planned. Gagne says the biggest challenge with the event is getting a volunteer workforce to cover the festival’s 450 shifts.

“We have used the association to inform community members of governmental and social events pertinent to them such as pending developments, legislation affecting residents, candidates forums and county communication direct to Haiku residents,” says Gagne. “These include lobbying for a new fire station, helping to secure the Giggle Hill Park 20 years ago by providing pertinent info that made the price one dollar, the usual road repair issues and bikeways. We are currently rebuilding Kalakapua Playground at Giggle hill with a grant of $150,000 from Maui County and fundraising that totals $13,000 within the community. This is being done with almost all volunteer labor and the guidance of a licensed contractor.”

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ou might think that a bunch of people living in the Haiku jungle would be more lackadaisical but the reality is that they can mobilize better than any municipal government.

A good example is the Haiku Ho‘olaule‘a & Flower Festival, which benefits the Haiku School and turns 21 this Saturday at the Haiku Community Center.

“This year’s theme is Malama Ke Aloha, which means ‘cherish the love’–and we do,” says Jennifer Oberg, the event co-chair. “We cherish the love and support of our Haiku community for their generosity and kindness to our keiki for the past 21 years. This event brings together people from all walks of life in Haiku–community members, parents, teens, grandparents, part-time residents, alumni of Haiku School and more. If someone has a skill to share and wants to help, we will find a place for them. We are so grateful for all of our volunteers, sponsors, donors and supporters. We could not do this event without them.”

In 1993, Haiku visionaries and Haiku Community Association board members

to fund their micro-grants to the community. They helped with start-up costs for the Haiku School Garden, for example.”

The generosity of the community when it comes to this event is really unprecedented. In fact, several vendors donate all of their proceeds.

“We offer Restaurant Row and Keiki Zone vendors a 50/50 split to help them cover their costs,” says Oberg. “Our 100 percent donors include Life Foods, Flatbread, Mana Foods, Maui Children’s Bookstore and Cafe, The American Windsurfing Tour and Vanity Salon in Makawao. Of course, anything the Haiku School PTA creates for the festival is 100 percent donated to the kids–our PTA Kau Kau, PTA Face Painting Booth, Bouncers, Dunk Tank, Cakewalk, Carnival Games and Mauisaurus Golf. Crafters and farmers pay a booth fee and are able to sell their products at the event. Again, we are a combination of community festival and fundraiser for the kids. We want to support our local busi-

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nesses and nonprofits, but also we want to make money for the kids.”

Mike Gagne, one of the event founders still active with the event, says the HCA wants to fund all the enrichment programs it can for the school and assist the Haiku Boys and Girls Club.

“I always saw the Ho‘olaule‘a as a unifying force for community,” says Gagne. “I have always thought of it as big-when you start from nothing. We had some slightly dangerous events back in the day like the lawn mower race. Now the event has safer, more child-centered activities and is inclusive of everyone. The growth has been gradual until last year when we spent too much but put on a new model of the event and set a pattern that will likely be followed for a while. It’s exciting.

HCA wants this to be a catalyst for community action and education. We will continue to protect and nourish the event while providing an institutional memory as old guys like to do.”

The HCA has been busy. This year, they

street from the Haiku Community Center for $3, and starts this Saturday at 9am.

Like last year, this is a green event, and attendees are asked to bring their own water bottles (they will offer refills for a few bucks). Bring reusable bags for purchases, and reusable forks and plates for eating.

“More than singling out one or two people, the thing I want to convey is that there is a team of angels out here who put this thing on every year,” says Oberg. “Imagine festival day with the kids all on the field, having a blast on the bounce houses and dunk tanks and getting their faces painted, and flying overhead is Ed Silverstein with his wings and angels all around, watching over these kids. Might seem a little cliche, but honestly, there’s a lot of heart out here.

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MAUI MAHALO TO SENATOR AKAKA – Maui will pay tribute to retired US Senator Daniel Akaka this Friday during Maui’s Mahalo to Senator Daniel Akaka. A champion of the Hawaiian Steel Guitar, Akaka passed his love for the instrument to his sons Kaniela–the Director of Cultural Affairs at The Mauna Lani–and Alan, the Director of Ke Kula Mele Hawaii School for Hawaiian Music. Kathy Collins will host the event, which will feature words by Akaka and will include a chef-inspired menu by Ka’anapali Beach Hotel. Proceeds will benefit the sixth annual Maui Steel Guitar Festival. $150-$250. 5:30pm. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.), mauimahalo.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

MAUI HAWAIIAN STEEL GUITAR FESTIVAL – The Ka’anapali Beach Hotel and Art stival.

Education For Children presents the sixth annual Hawaiian Steel Guitar Festival.

Over the course of three days (Apr. 11-13), enjoy performances, workshopss and estival presentations from the island’s premiere Hawaiian Steel Guitar players. The festival rom will kick off with Friday and Saturday Ho’olaule’as and 11 featured performers from eff Hawaii, California, Texas and Japan. Special guests include Alan Akaka, Jeff Au Hoy and Patti Maxine. For a fee, end the weekend at the resort’s Sundayy Champagne Brunch and be entertained by the weekend’s slack key guests (9am1pm). Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-283-3576, mauisteelguitarfestival.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, APR. 11 SPRING WIND QUINTET CONCERT – This Friday, in honor of National Library Week 2014, Chamber Music Hawaii’s Spring Wind Quintet will perform a concert at the Kihei Public Library. Keiki five and older are invited for a special 45-minute concert.

Bring your keiki to enjoy live music ranging from classical to traditional Hawaiian songs. Free. 3pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833. Photo courtesy Hawaii State Library

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HISTORY OF WOMEN IN JAZZ, BLUES AND SOUL – Celebrate music’s influential female Jazz, blues and soul singers this Friday during Mulligan’s inaugural dinner show, The History of Women in Jazz, Blues and Soul. Featuring Soul Kitchen’s lead vocalist Tempa, the evening will highlight the women who paved musical history. Tempa has two decades of music under her belt and continues to share her vocals as a member of the six-piece band Soul Kitchen. Enjoy the sultry notes and sassy soul. Limited spaces. $20 show only. $45 dinner & show. Mulligans on The Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Kihei), mulligansontheblue.com. Photo courtesy Shooting Stars Maui

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SUNSHINE BECKER – The Maui Pranksters will share the stage with Sunshine Becker this Friday at Stella Blues. The show will mark the debut performance of the Furthur band member on Maui. A Northern California native, Sunshine Becker will join the psychedelic and jam rock vibing Maui Pranksters. Enjoy an evening of Jerry Garcia and Grateful Dead tributes during this twilight performance. 21+. 9pm. $15. Stella Blues Café (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779, stellablues.com. Photo courtesy Sunshine Becker

LITTLE KIDS’ EASTER EGG HUNT – Celebrate Easter at the Kihei Public Library this Saturday with an Easter Egg Hunt. Bring the ohana down for a special 30-minute program featuring sweet treats and age-appropriate activities. Be sure to hop on over, but don’t forget to bring your Easter basket.

Free. 10am. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833.

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SATURDAY, APR. 12 EMPTY BOWL PROJECT – Empty Bowl Project, Star Noodle and the Maui Organization for the Ceramic Arts are reuniting for the third annual Empty Bowl Project. The nationwide effort will take place on Maui on Saturday in hopes of helping to end world hunger. Special chef guests Lyndon Honda, Jojo Vasquez and Anton from Pacific’o will throw pottery on stage. A $25 donation will include a handcrafted bowl along with your choice of noodles at a special noodle bar (ramen or soba). Proceeds will benefit the Maui Food Bank. $25. 5:30pm8:30pm. Star Noodle (286 Kupuohi St., Lahaina); 808-667-5400, starnoodle.com. Photo courtesy of Na Hoaloha ‘Ekolu

KEIKI FEST – Join the Kiwanis Club of the Valley Isle in celebrating our keiki at The Valley Isle Keiki Festival this Saturday. It’s geared towards providing a safe and positive environment, and the public can enjoy affordable food booths, jumping castles, live entertainment, bike safety demos and much more. Parents, caretakers and legal guardians can visit informational booths ranging from nonprofit organizations to agencies offering resources for your child’s need. Hands-on activities help make learning fun for both kids and adults. Free. 11am-4pm. UH Maui College (310 Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-250-2777. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, APR. 12 HO‘OLAULE‘A & FLOWER FESTIVAL – The 21st Annual Haiku Ho’olaule’a and Flower Festival and the famous Haiku bake sale returns this Saturday to the Haiku Community Center. The festival will feature musical performances by Benny Uyetake & Kalama Ukulele Band, Haiku Elementary School students, Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo, Marty Dread and more. Children can enjoy the keiki zone, enter the Floral Design Contest and roam the island’s largest silent auction. Stroll historical booths, where you can learn more about Haiku and its community while savoring the flavors of Restaurant Row. Proceeds will benefit the Haiku Community Association, Haiku Elementary School and Boys & Girls Club Haiku. Parking is $3.

Free. 9am-4:30pm. Haiku Community Center (Hana Highway at Pilialoha Street, Haiku), haikuhoolaulea.org. Photo: Sean M. Hower

GYPSYTRONICA EXTRAVAGANZA – Divadeva and Beats Bazaar presents a “Gypsytronica Extravaganza” with Dunkelbunt this Saturday. Come inspired by the theme and get ready for face-painting, dance performances and original Balkan beats and electro-swing. The evening’s color theme is black and white. The more festive you are, the better. $15. 9pm.

Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085. Photo: Sean M. Hower

SUNDAY, APR. 13 MUD BOGGIN’ – Paradise Speedway gets down and dirty this Sunday for some real mud slinging. Street stompers and modified monsters will take to the raceway for some not-so-clean fun. Gates open at 7am, with time trials starting at 9am. Who doesn’t like to play in the mud? $12 adults and $5 kids. Paradise Speedway (Mokulele Highway) paradisespeedwaymaui.com. Photo courtesy Paradise Speedway

MONDAY, M MO OND N AY, APR. 14 A TASTE OF ARGE ARGENTINA – Sail aboard the Kai Kanani this Monday with award-winning Chef Christopher Kulis of Capische? for a Taste Kic off your shoes and relax aboard the sailboat for an of Argentina. Kick evening of pupu, wine-pairing and live music. Enjoy the Maui sunset from th comfort of the blue Pacific. Guests will depart from the th beach fronting the Makena Beach and Golf Rethe s sort.

Shuttle Service available based on location. $119.

4:45pm-6:45pm. Kai Kanani Sailing Charters (5400 Makena Al4:45pm-6:45pm anui); 808-879 808-879-7218, kaikanani.com. Photo courtesy Kai Kanani

‘RETURN TO SHIVA STATION’ – Celebrate Grammy nominated recording artist Jai Uttal’s Return to Shiva Station-Kailash Connection aalbum release this Sunday at the Makawao Union Church.

The artist fuses rock with Indian Kirtan influences, winning him a following from the local yoga community. Make it an eveni ning outing and grab dinner (5:30pm) by Monsoon India (availaable for purchase $15) before the show. $20 presale. $30 day of. 7pm. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin d Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261. Photo courtesy Mike Crall A

WEDNESDAY, APR. 16 SIP AND SWIM – Tommy Bahama presents its annual Sip and Swim event this Wednesday. Featuring swimsuit fit specialist Lissette Marquez, the event is aimed at helping women find swimsuits that fit and flatter their figure. Sip and Swim mixes tips with cocktails and appetizers for a fun shopping experience.

Guests will also receive a beaded Tommy Bahama bracelet with any women’s swimwear purchase during the event. It’s free, but call to reserve your space; appointments are highly recommended. 10am-1pm and 2pm-5pm. Tommy Bahama, The Shops at Wailea (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-879-7828, WaileaEvents@tommybahama.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

‘Draft Day’ I don’t think pro football is supposed to be this dull

Draft Day ★★★★★ Rated PG-13 / 109 Min.

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he problem with Ivan Reitman’s Draft Day is that it focuses on one of the least cinematic aspects of football and tries to make a whole movie out of it. Instead of making a football comedy that focuses on game day action, the herculean efforts of a team and the will to play on no matter what, we get a movie about the business of player trading. Scenes of actors shouting into phones, begging for players and demanding monetary and statistical considerations is interesting to hear discussed on SportsCenter. As a movie, it doesn’t make the cut.

Kevin Costner stars as the manager of the Cleveland Browns and he’s having a rotten day. He’s still grieving from the death of his father, the former, legendary team manager. His relationship with a colleague (Jennifer Garner) is on rough waters and his mother (Ellen Burstyn) makes an unscheduled visit to his office.

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Worst of all, it’s draft day and he’s on the fence over which team members to keep, pick and drop while the media watches.

This aims to do for the NFL what Moneyball did for the major leagues. Namely, we’re behind the scenes, watching powerful but exhausted team owners and their staff debate, strategize and lose their minds over the best possible team to assemble. We meet a few players, but they’re mostly in the background. The emphasis is on the men (and lone woman) in suits, hollering into phones and at one another.

When it was Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill in Moneyball, these comparatively quiet scenes had snap, rich humor and suspense. Here, it’s well played but not as exciting as it ought to be. The climactic scenes are interesting and there are crowd pleasing moments but they still don’t make for a cinematic event.

The fast-talking practice of player swapping will make this an okay bet for Fantasy Football League players.

For everyone else, it’s a passable time killer, the kind of inoffensive movie you watch on a long plane trip. This could have worked if we were on the edge of our seats and felt the enormous pres-

I should stick to baseball movies

sure, monetary risk and reputations at stake. Even with an on-screen clock read-out popping up and reminding us repeatedly of the deadline, there’s no suspense or feeling of urgency.

I’m a big fan of Reitman and was rooting for him as much for his latest film. Being the director of Ghostbusters, Stripes, Kindergarten Cop, Meatballs and the underappreciated Legal Eagles, the guy is a Comedy Hall of Famer. He does his best to keep things moving but the fast-paced sizzle of Ron Howard’s terrific The Paper was needed here. The constant use of split-screen is initially novel but be-

comes overdone and distracting.

Costner appears to be acting at halfspeed and his romance with Garner (good in a flimsy role) feels shoehorned in to get women into theaters. A problem with the romantic subplot is that it takes some of the sting out of his predicament: he may lose his job but hey, at least he still has Jennifer Garner.

Denis Leary is the one actor here whose energy hints at the kind of movie this could have been. Rosanna Arquette has one brief scene, as does Jim Brown.

And what kind of world do we live where Sam Elliot (with one scene) gets less screen time than P. Diddy? ■

Film

by Alex Mitchell

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) 300: Rise of an Empire-R- THU 11:45 2:20 4:45 7:30, FRI-SAT 8:00 10:35, SUN-WED 8:00 Divergent-PG13- THU 10:30 11:30 1:25 2:25 4:20 5:20 7:15 8:15, FRI-SAT 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15 10:10, SUN-WED 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15 Bad Words-R-THU 10:50 1:00 3:10 5:20 7:30 Muppets: Most Wanted-PG- THU 10:40 1:10 3:50 7:00, FRI-WED 10:20 12:45 3:10 5:35 Grand Budapest Hotel-R- THU 11:40 2:10 4:35 7:00, FRI-SAT 11:40 2:10 4:35 7:00 9:25, SUNWED 11:40 2:10 4:35 7:00 Rio 2- PG13- 2D FRI-SAT 10:20 11:45 12:45 2:10 3:10 4:35 5:05 5:35 7:00 8:00 9:25 9:55 10:25, SUN-WED 10:20 11:45 12:45 2:10 3:10 4:35 5:05 5:35 7:00 8:00 9:25. 3D FRI-WED 12:15 2:40 7:30

Oculus-R- FRI-WED 11:30 2:10 4:40 7:10 9:40 Draft Day-PG13- THU 8:00 10:30, FRI-WED 11:10 1:50 4:30 7:00 10:10 Champions League Cheerleading EventNR- THU 7:30 The Raid 2- R- FRI-WED 12:30 3:50 7:20 10:40 God’s Not Dead-PG- THU 11:10 2:00 4:40 7:20 10:00, FRI-WED 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:20 10:00

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CHEERLEADING EVENT NR - Sports - It’s about cheerleading, people. 120 min.

DRAFT DAY - PG13 - Sports/Drama - Kevin Costner, who should probably stick to baseball pictures, plays a GM who has to rebuild his NFL team. See this week’s film review. 109 min.

GOD’S NOT DEAD - PG - Drama - An atheist professor challenges true believer college student Josh’s faith. 113 min.

OCULUS - R - Horror - A woman tries to prove that it was a supernatural force, and not her brother, that committed murder. 105 min.

RIO 2 - G - Animation/Comedy - Blu, Jewel and their kids find themselves in the Amazon. 101 min THE RAID 2 - R - Action/Crime - Some cop named Rama goes undercover in Jakarta to bring down the corruption that plagues his department. 150 min.

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Crowe in a beard as the history’s most famous sailor saves a tiny sampling of life forms when God gets Biblical on the Earth. 138 min.

DIVERGENT - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - In a time when virtue divides people into factions, someone named Tris finds out she’s “divergent,” which means she doesn’t fit in and thus joins other such misfits or something. This goes on for 139 min.

NON-STOP - PG13 - Action/Thriller - An air marshal must do something a bunch of people on a trans-Atlantic flight after the airline is threatened.

Stars Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. 106 min.

GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL - R - Comedy/Drama - The story of Gustave, the longtime concierge of a grand hotel in the early 20th century, and his adventures with a rookie lobby boy. Directed by Wes Anderson. 100 min.

MR. PEABODY AND SHERMAN - PG - Animation - As anyone who’s watched Bullwinkle knows, this is about genius dog Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman traveling through time to meet important people and save history. 92 min.

MUPPETS: MOST WANTED - PG - Comedy/Adventure - The Muppets are back, this time as part of a world tour that somehow gets involved with a jewelry heist masterminded by a frog who looks just like Kermit. 112 min.

300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE - R - Action/War - Totally ripped Greeks and Persians battle it out again over land, some chick, whatever. 102 min.

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NOAH - PG13 - Adventure/Bible - See Russell

SABOTAGE - R - Action/Crime - Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in this flick about DEA agents who start getting picked off after they rob a drug cartel. 109 min.

LAST CHANCE BAD WORDS - R - Comedy - A guy who lost a spelling bee seeks revenge by reentering the contest as an adult. Stars Jason Bateman. 89 min.

LEGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy - A LEGO minifigure battles a tyrant who wants to glue the universe together. 100 min.

MONUMENTS MEN - PG13 - Drama - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this not particularly accurate look at American soldiers in World War II who rescued works of art from the Nazis. 118 min.

TYLER PERRY’S THE SINGLE MOMS CLUB PG13 - Comedy/Drama - A bunch of single mothers create a support group to get through life. 111 min.

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by Alex Mitchell & Dayna Yamasaki

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LAHAINA TOWN PARTY - Fri, Apr 11. April’s Second Friday Town Party brings you Lahaina Town’s second annual Classic Car Show with a ‘50s rock n’ roll theme. Front Street will be closed from 6-9pm from Prison to Dickenson Streets.

The Benny Uyetake Band will perform in Campbell Park and there will also be a special performance from Maui Theatre’s Burn’n Love starting at 5:30pm. Teddy’s Bigger Burgers at The Lahaina Gateway will be the starting point for the fleet of Maui Classic Cruisers at 5:30pm. They will parade down Front Street and display their cars around Banyan Tree Park. There will also be a costume contest, face painting and ono grindz from Lahaina’s keiki nonprofits and local vendors. Free.

6-9pm (Front Street, Lahaina); mauifridays.com

journey in the giant peach with his insect friends. This all-youth cast will keep you humming long after you leave the theater. $5-$8. 2pm Historic Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Apr 10. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. First and third Thursday of every month. Free. 5:30-6:30pm.

Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808877-2661; downtoearth.org

JOIE ‘YASHA’ TAYLOR - Fri, Apr 11 and Wed, Apr 16. Joie Taylor is an artist, meditation guide, dancer, musician and has PhD in engineering from Cornell University. No two pieces of her jewelry are the same. Her designs incorporate gemstones and fine beads with gold and silver metal forming techniques. “Gemstones and metals carry a specific quality that enhances physical, mental and often spiritual properties for sensitive souls,” Taylor says.

“The aesthetic design of these pieces brings the inner beauty of the wearer to the surface.” Free. Fri 11-6pm, Maui Hands Gallery (84 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-9245, or Wed 11-6pm, Maui Hands Gallery (612 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-9898.

JAI UTTAL - Sun, Apr 13. Jai Uttal, with his eclectic East-meets-West sound, is considered by some to be a sacred music composer, recording artist, multi-instrumentalist and ecstatic vocalist.

He combines influences from India with American rock and Jazz to create a stimulating and exotic fusion that’s truly world music. $20 Tickets available at Maui Kombucha and Monsoon India Restaurant; $30 day of concert. 7pm Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261; jaiuttal.com

CHRIS LARSON - Mon, Apr 14. Chris Larson’s artistic journey began at age thirteen when she took an art class from her oil painter mother. Her journey continued merrily into watercolor, acrylic, JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, charcoal, graphic design and photography. Chris Apr 12. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic l says she loves how color, light and ate Japengo Japengo’ss signasushi lounge. Learn how to create shadow shadows visually define objects h, with w hands-on ture sushi rolls from scratch, and enjoys using watercolors nd JapJa apinstruction from Chef Jay and an and acrylics to express that hi engo’s team of expert sushi lo look in her paintings. She chefs. $50 per person aalso enjoys taking her (includes sushi, non-alcooriginal photos through holic beverages, tax and a series of creative gratuity). Maximum 20 processes and hand people per class, reservaenhancements to get a tions are required. Every T OU vivid watercolor painting 2nd and 4th Saturday of K C effect while staying true every month. 3-4:30pm CHE EEK AN tto the vision of her origiJapengo at the Hyatt ReC EW U H T O Y na nal image. 4-8pm. Maui gency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr.,, OF 19.

KS Ha Hands Galleries (200 No7; Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4727; PIC AGE P hea K Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808maui.hyatt.com ON 667-79 667-7997; mauihands.com.

U - Sun, SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU ISLAND AR ART PARTY CLASSES Apr 13. Enjoy a healthy and modern take Wed-Sat. Art Party from 6:30-9:30pm, Sunon a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday day Morning Art Party 10am-1pm. It’s part art party, evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is firstpart painting class. Island Art Party (1279 S. Kihei come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer Rd.), 808-419-6020; islandartparty.com not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

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THE KIHEI COWBOYS WITH SPECIAL GUEST FLAT JACKSON - Fri, Apr 11. Come to the North Shore this Friday night for a boot stomping mix of good ol’ fashion country, rock and blues.

21 and over. $5 before 10pm, $10 after. 9:30pm.

Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com HENRY KAPONO - Sat, Apr 12. One of Hawaii’s favorite musicians, Henry Kapono, will have you “Dancin’ in the Moonlight” with his band under the glowing glass pavilion. It’s sure to be a beautiful night of pop/rock classics and Hawaiian favorites. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org

‘LA CAGE AUX FOLLES’ - Jerry Herman’s La Cage aux Folles has returned to Maui. Georges is the manager of a St. Tropez nightclub featuring drag entertainment, and Albin is his romantic partner and the star attraction. Farcical adventures ensue when Georges’ son, Jean-Michel (fathered during a onenight fling), brings home his fiancée’s ultra-conservative parents to meet them. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE’ - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm.

Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com ‘JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH’ - Apr 12. Children of all ages will enjoy James and the Giant Peach, based on the book by Roald Dahl with original music

by David Delaney. Join James Henry Trotter as he escapes his zany and wicked aunts to embark on a

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ART MAUI EXHIBIT - Mon, Mar 24-April 20. This annual juried exhibition, now in its 36th year, is organized by the Art Maui Board of Directors to showcase the growing community of artists on Maui. Discover the endless range of ideas and techniques presented in drawing, painting, sculpture, printmaking and photography. The Schaefer International Gallery at the MACC is open everyday from 10am-5pm. Free. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org CUTTING EDGE - Mar 29-May 8. A contemporary glass and metal art exhibition. 10am-4pm. Hui Noeau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-6560 x29. huinoeau.com JIM SMITH - April 7-May 4. Jim Smith is a mixed media artist combining wood, glass and light into a very unique and sometimes ever-changing artform. Smith’s artwork is influenced by many regions of the world, from the Southwest–where he was born–to Africa and now Maui. He brings his expertise of more than two decades as an electrical engineer into play as several of his works have built-in, color-changing lighting. Reception is on April 11, 6-8pm. Banyan Tree Gallery, (648 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-0111 RICHARD DIGIACOMO - Thu, Apr 10. Richard DiGiacomo is an accomplished artist who is known for his innovative approach to coloration. As a master of his craft, DiGiacomo has been nationally rated in the top five percent in his field for his coloration techniques. He moved to Maui in 2010. Every Thursday in April. 12-3pm. Maui Hands Gallery. (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-2021; mauihands.com

ANJELAH JOHNSON COMEDY SHOW - Fri, Apr 18. Anjelah Johnson became an Internet sensation with her viral video “Nail Salon” and was featured on MadTV along with being cast in movies such as Our Family Wedding and Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel. Don’t miss a night of comedy with Anjelah Johnson as she shares countless hilarious stories about life, love and family. Tickets are $33.50 plus applicable fees. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org TEXAS GUITAR SLINGERS - Thu, Apr 24. Featuring Jimmie Vaughan, one of the most respected guitarists in the world, along with Smokin’ Joe Kubek, Bnois King and Chris Duarte. Tickets are $45, $50 and $60 plus applicable fees. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS - Fri, Apr 25. The famed Harlem Globetrotters return to Hawaii, celebrating their 88th consecutive year of basketballhandling feats of skill, unique artistry of movement, and winning personalities. This event is a unique family entertainment that continues to thrill fans of all ages. 5:30pm. $30 general admission, $65 VIP. War Memorial Gym (700 Halia Nakoa St., Wailuku); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org BOB DYLAN - Sat, Apr 26. The legendary singersongwriter will perform in Hawaii for the first time in 16 years. Bob Dylan’s best music often touched on contemporary social issues: “Like a Rolling Stone,” “Tangled Up in Blue,” “Just Like a Woman,” “All Along the Watchtower,” “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “Blowin’ in the Wind” and “Times They Are a Changing,” In 1997, Dylan became the first rock

musician to receive the Kennedy Center Honors for lifetime achievement in performing arts, and in 2008 he was the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for his “profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power.” $59-$125. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org MAUI BREWERS FESTIVAL - Sat, May 17. One of Maui’s favorite festivals features the specialty and craft brews of dozens of breweries from Hawaii and the Mainland, as well as scrumptious pupu samplers from many of the island’s favorite restaurants and caterers. Admission to the Festival includes a commemorative glass to use in sampling eight four-ounce pours of beer. There will be live music for entertainment, as well as prizes. Proceeds benefit the MACC’s many educational programs for students, teachers and seniors, as well as the many free events offered to the Maui County community. Tickets go on sale Mar. 17, $60-$110, 21+, 2:30-7pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, APRIL 10 SUSTAINABLE MEAT? NOPE! - This is a presentation by Chef Sylvia Thompson, owner of Greens & Vines Raw Vegan Gourmet Restaurant.

More than half of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions are caused by raising animals as food, and it’s causing global depletion of resources.

Get factually armed to take a vegan stand on “sustainability.” Free. 7-8:30pm. Cameron Center (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-944-8344 GEORGE KAHUMOKU, JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a lineup of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

FRIDAY, APRIL 11 PAYROLL SEMINAR - The Maui chapter of the American Payroll Association is offering a half-day seminar on how to avoid getting burned by costly mistakes. The presenters will be Lauraine Bifulco, Principal of Vantaggio HR, ltd. and John Knorek, partner with Torkildson, Katz, Moore, Herrington and Harris. During the session, you will master state and federal legal principles governing the payment of wages and how to avoid liability in this highly litigated area of the law. The seminar includes continental breakfast. Please make checks payable to the APA Hawaii Chapter and send to Outrigger Hotels Hawaii, 2375 Kuhio Ave., Honolulu, Hawaii 96815, Attention: Jane Inouye. $25.

8-11am Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org HAWAIIAN ISLANDS LAND TRUST SERVICE PROJECT - Visit Waihe‘e Coastal Dunes and Wetlands Refuge, a remarkable coastal area that’s rich in Hawaiian history and bird watching. Meet at 8am at the Waihee Refuge, located off of Halewaiu Road and help remove invasive species and clear brush until 12pm. Bring water and sunscreen, and wear closed-toe shoes, pants and hat for sun protection. Snacks and cold drinks provided. 8am12pm. Waihee Refuge. (Halewaiu Road, Waihe‘e); 808-249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

SATURDAY, APRIL 12 VOLUNTEER: HALEAKALA NATIONAL PARK - Free transportation and admission to Haleakala National Park on a volunteering adventure led by a certified naturalist from Pacific Whale Foundation.

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House Music

Gina Martinelli, 6pm

TUE-Pool League WED-Pool Tournament, 6pm

Quiz 7pm

DJ Laura, 10pm

Jordan 7pm

Service Industry Night

MON- Monday Funday! , TUE- Bartender Mix, WED- Humpday

Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

I Drive 5 Piece Band, 6:30pm

I Drive 5 Piece Band, 6:30pm

Jazz Sunday 4pm, Rick G 6:30pm

MON-Rick G, TUE- Steve Craig 6:30pm, WED- JD on the Rocks 6:30pm

Dominic 4-8pm, JAH Residentz 9pm

Rick G 4-8pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4-8pm, Second Life 9pm

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm, TUE-Karaoke, WEDRick G 4-8pm, Open Mic 9pm-close

Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak, 6:30pm

Evan Shulman, 5:30-8:30pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Karaoke 9pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

You’ll help remove invasive plants or help with other projects to protect the park’s unique eco-system.

808-249-8811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org VOLUNTEER: MALAMA HONOKOWAI Volunteer with Malama Honokowai and visit the beautiful and hidden Honokowai Valley, an area closed to the public. Among Hawaiian archaeological sites, you’ll learn about Hawaiian history and culture as you help to remove invasive weed plants and possibly plant native species. 9am-3:30pm. North Sugar Cane Train Station. (Pu‘ukoli Road, Ka‘anapali); 808- 2498811 ext. 1; volunteersonvacation.org

SUNDAY, APRIL 13 SPCA CAT CLINIC DAYS - Help the Maui SPCA “fix” the problem. All cats are welcome, and all fixes are by donation. Humane traps are available to lend. Do the Island of Maui a favor and fix that neighborhood kitty before you have neighborhood kittens! Clinic Days are April 13 and 27 and May 4,18, and 25. Please call to reserve a space, borrow a trap, volunteer, sponsor a fix and make donations. Email for more information and clinic locations. 808-280-0738; info@mauispca.org FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, APRIL 14 VOLUNTEER: HOALOHA‘AINA- Join South Maui Volunteers and group leaders Bob and Lis Richardson to help maintain an ocean-side trail, restore sand dunes, pick-up litter and remove invasive species from 7:30am-9:30am. Every Monday. 808-2498811 ext. 1., or email volunteersonvacation.org

MON - Monday Madness w/ DJ 10pm, TUETequila Tuesdays w/DJ TRVR 10pm, WEDMellow Yellow w/ DJ KEEGAN 10pm

TUESDAY, APRIL 15 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Meet Dr. James Urban, who has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art from of adjusting–the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is offering free health scans of the spine through the use of thermography for Whole Foods Market customers. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds!

First-come, first-served. Free. 12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market Kahului (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 x120

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back.

Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. Every Wednesday. South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farm-

MON - Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30pm

MON-Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm TUE-Elvis Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30pm WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

ers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm.

Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon &

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com LIPOA STREET FARMERS MARKET IN KIHEI - Every Sat. Fruits, produce and Ono Farm sourced foods, 8:30am-11:00am, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse.

Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com

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MUSIC STARTS @ 10PM + $5 BEFORE 11PM - $10 AFTER

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’, 6:30-8:30pm

Willie K, 9-11pm

1810’, 8-10pm

Benny and Glenn, 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, TUE & WED - Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted.

Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu ‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808667-2288; longhis.com

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L‘ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Wed, Jan 22. No cover. 10pm1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm.

9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:30-

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Frequency DJ Dance Party, 10:00pm

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Casey Turner 7-10pm, Trish da Dish, 9:30-midnight

History of Women & Jazz and Blues, 6:30-8:30pm

The Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm

MON - Joyce and Gord, 6:30pm , DJ Mike 10pm TUE - Mulligan’s Magic, 6:30-8:00pm WED- Joel Katz 5:30pm and Willie K 7-9pm

10pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm; Wed, Puhi Ko 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Thu, Danyell & Roy 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

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MON, TUE & WED - Karaoke

Two Cats Acoustic Jazz, 7-9:30pm, no cover

House of Shem, 5:30-8:30pm

MON- S.I.N. 10pm, TUE-Trivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

na 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘ii 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St.,

Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Tue, Open Mic.; Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30, Tue: Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Wed: Kenny Roberts 5:30-8:30, Thur: Elvis! Burn’n Love Sneak Peak 6:30, Fri: Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Ala-

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SANSEI - KAPALUA 115 Bay Dr., Lahaina - 669-6286

SANSEI - KIHEI 1881 S. Kihei Rd., Ste. KT116 - 879-0004

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-6444

Shea & Eddie Nuno, 7-10pm

Maui Blues Band, 7-10pm

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

Free Karaoke 10pm-1am; no cover

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DJ Blast 10pm

Randall Rospond 4-6pm, DJ Gemini & DJ Ynot 10pm

Karaoke, 7-10pm

MON- WED Victoria/String Guitar 6-8:30pm

DJ LX 10pm; no cover

Kanoa 10pm; no cover

MON - DJ Big Mike / TUE - DJ Salvo / WED - New La80’s Night w/ DJ Decka (all sets 10 pm)

Paquiao-Bradley Fight, 3pm

Free Pool

MON- Rock & Roll Bingo7pm, TUE- Pool League, WED- Free Pool

Just Us, 8:30pm

Kekona Ohana, 8:30pm

Kanekoa, 5pm

Further’s Sunshine (Garcia) Becker w/ The Pranksters

Willie K’s Warehouse Blues Band

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Jerry Caires Jr. Band at 9pm, $4 cover

Karaoke w/ Dudley 9pm-12am; no cover

Salsa Night w/ Barbara & Ernesto, 8pm-no cover

Jazz Night w/Louise & Friends, no cover

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SPORTS PAGE GRILL & BAR 2411 S. Kihei Rd. #B4 - 879-0602

STEEL HORSE SALOON 1234 L. Main St., Wailuku - 243-2206

Pub Quiz Night, 7pm

STELLA BLUES CAFE 1279 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-3779

STOPWATCH SPORTS BAR 1127 Makawao Ave. - 572-1380

THREE’S BAR & GRILL 1945 S Kihei Rd. - 879-3133

TIFFANY’S 1424 L. Main St., Wailuku - 249-0052

WATERCRESS Waiehu Beach Center, Wailuku-243-9351

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

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Sign Language ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Dear friend: You have been selected from millions of possible candidates to participate in The Game.

From the moment you put down this paper, you must understand that every aspect of your reality has been carefully crafted to teach you to be a better person. Each event will be carefully monitored.

Your evolution is in your own hands, and since this is an accelerated, immersive course, please expect to be challenged at every turn. There are no wrong answers or incorrect reactions, but you will be evaluated at the end of the exercise. Unfortunately we can’t tell you when that is. Good luck.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

You Bulls despise regressing, on any level. For example, once you’ve lived alone, moving in with a roommate you’re not in love with is intolerable.

Having earned numerous promotions, the thought of starting at the bottom of some other ladder would be acutely painful. That’s why I’m issuing this warning. Powerful forces from above are planning on doing their damnedest to knock you down a rung or three. The only way to prevent it is to cease all forward motion for the moment, quickly finish every scrap of work you can, then bow your head and hang on for all you’re worth.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Gird for battle, as your Twin selves duke it out internally this week. One of the gladiators fighting for your future wields virtually all of your most basic, longstanding principles. Her opponent in the arena champions some of your best and most outrageous dreams. I don’t know who to root for, since the victory of one may help you salvage an ailing relationship, while triumph by the other would almost certainly lead to unprecedented financial opportunity (which Twin’s win will yield which result is a secret I’ll let you sort out on your own).

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Like the most interesting mutants and superheroes, your powers this week might seem acutely undesirable, as you become enthrallingly irresistible to your enemies and virtually impervious to the seductions of those you purport to love. It’s just not a good week to try to secure or solidify partnerships with your friends; it might be better to avoid interaction altogether, since it’s more likely to be alienating than alliance-forming. So you get to hang out mostly with your suddenly worshipful foes (swayed by pheromones, cosmic influences, or political expedience— chances are, they won’t understand it any better than you do). It sort of sucks, but look at it this way: Wouldn’t it be great to come out of this chapter with more team members, instead of more competition?

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

Redeem this horoscope for one consequence-free mistake this week. You’re given astrological permission to screw up royally without suffering, for once.

What a break, eh? Unfortunately, the other cosmic influences impinging on your life are determined to make errors and faux pas de rigour. So don’t just slack off and let shit hit the fan. Be as careful and inclined to perfectionism as you can. If you play every card exactly right, you might be able to get through the week without using this Get Out of Jail Free card. (I hear you can sell them for karmic big bucks on the astrological black market.)

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You Scorps are at your best when you’re somewhat indirect; you excel at subtlety and manipulation (especially when you’ve evolved to the point of using it to help others, not just improve your own position). But sometimes, like this week, you’ve got to abandon your chief M.O. and accomplish your aims in the most direct, upfront way possible. No hidden agendas or invisible strings, no devious tricks or clever mind control techniques. It may feel unnatural; please try it anyway. Just ask for precisely what you want, tell it exactly like it is, and make it so.

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My sister’s favorite childhood prank was to lurk in the hall closet when my dad came home from work.

She’d leap out, screaming like a banshee, as he opened the door to hang his jacket, scaring the shit out of him. It worked again and again; even though she performed this stunt frequently, he never learned to expect her presence. You may identify with my father this week; so preoccupied with other concerns that you get nailed by the same (retrospectively obvious) trick two or three times in a row. Don’t kick yourself too hard, though—the things you’re working on are important enough to justify a little absentmindedness. But do spare a little brainpower to prevent being shafted even one more time.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Second time’s the charm. Surprisingly, your second sightless swing at the piñata is bound to crack it open, showering you and your friends with a waterfall of cheap candy. But this kind of blind luck can’t last; your obviously unguided attempts may have scored two times in a row, but they’d never work thrice. Enjoy the delicious windfalls you’ve received, but don’t expect more of same. This is no time to slack—instead, you should be brainstorming strategies. Your random luck has just run out; from here on in, at least for a while, you’ll have to make your own.

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Reenter the fray. Your inner coach benched you for a week or two there, to give you a chance to recover from a couple hard knocks and a bad play or two.

Now it’s time to live up to your reputation as the team’s star player. So shake off recent mistakes, put on your helmet, and get out on the field. Your worst fears won’t be realized. People are willing to look at the long view of you; a few screw-ups won’t damage their trust. Get out there! I promise; you’ll be passed the ball first thing, and from there, you know exactly what to do.

Work is your panacea right now. Staying busy is the only cure you need for all your ills; physical, spiritual, and emotional. Luckily, your drive is at its peak this week and in the weeks to come; it’s an ideal time to move miles closer to the actualization of your highest aspirations. Your advancement has its price, however. If you really want to take advantage of the astrological forces at your disposal, you need to basically become a slave to your own ambitions. Forego every coffee break you can, and just go, go, go.

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Now that you’re beginning to trust your gut a lot more, your deepest instincts may refute or question the more logical, cold choices you made before they came into play. Your intuition, trained and shaped by years of complex, analytical thinking, is sharper than most people’s ever gets. Heed it, to a fault, since it’s soon to become your dominant internal influence, whether you like it or not. Your other option is to send yourself into an recurring tailspin as you constantly second-guess your own best bets. You can be a semi-clairvoyant cynosure or a vacillating victim of your own conflicting urges. It’s your choice.

The good guys, hemmed in by ethical principles, can’t usually play as dirty as the bad guys. They’re less likely to exploit their opponent’s Achilles’ Heels, while those villains are determined to win at any cost. I mention this because although there’s no real change in your range of abilities this week, the spectrum of available options is about to expand. Do your unquestionably good ends justify those morally uncertain means? I can’t answer that for you, since maintaining your integrity might cost so much it’ll be all you have left.

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