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already exists, not growth for growth’s sake. It’s not glamorous, but it keeps people alive and empowers them.

Of course, implementing that kind of sustainability on Lanai would mean removing the residents from their condition of feudal dependence on the owner of the island. And I don’t think Mr. Ellison, for all his empathy for them, wants that.

DIDN’T LIKE OUR LANAI STORY I recently picked up a copy of your Feb. 6 issue, in which Larry Ellison is quoted as saying, in reference to Lanai, that he wishes “to create a prosperous and sustainable Eden in the Pacific” (“Fantasy Island,” Feb. 6, 2014).

Unfortunately for the residents of Lanai, Ellison doesn’t seem to have a very good definition of sustainable. Doubling the population of the island? Throwing up another resort? Installing a massive wind farm?

Expanding the local airline? Reactivating the old plantations? This is what he would consider to be a positive future for them?

The cash-based, externally-driven society that Ellison would like to create on Lanai is a typical 21st century pseudoenvironmental fantasy that is neither prosperous nor sustainable. Sustainability does not mean bringing in more tourists.

Sustainability means giving people the power to feed, clothe, shelter and entertain themselves on the basis of what they can draw from their own land, with as few external inputs as possible. It means a society that is almost 100 percent agricultural–and not agricultural in the sense of plantations or for-profit enterprises, either, but agricultural in the sense of small organic farms directly supporting their owners. Sustainability means a balanced population that takes care of itself, not one that is top-heavy with service workers. Sustainability means an indifference to cash flows because they’re unnecessary for the continuance of life.

Sustainability means less and simpler technology, because advanced technology breaks and isn’t easily repaired by its users, even if it does happen to be greener or cleaner than the alternatives.

Sustainability means small populations.

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In this weeks QuizUnderstood (Feb. 13, 2014), question one is irrelevant because it is concerning the “median” price of condos in Maui county. If that is the case it would be a pointless figure because the median is the midpoint between the highest and lowest priced condos. If you wanted to give a real representation of how much a condo cost you should have used the “average” price in which the figure would have been more valid because in a median situation one extremely expensive condo or one dirt cheap condo throws the whole number off.

-Raymond Watson, via email The Editor responds: You have a valid point, but you need to send your complaint to the Realtors Association of Maui, which provided the figures for our Quiz question. Average price figures weren’t available.

OR THE MAYOR, FOR THAT MATTER Just a quick note regarding Mayor Alan Arakawa, who has been enjoying lots of free publicity in your newspaper of late.

As residents are considering re-election, I think it’s important to note that under a year ago, thousands of Maui residents marched in outrage, demanding Monsanto be expelled from the island. Also, during Arakawa’s administration, numerous bills have been put forth, demanding labeling of GMO foods, to protect Maui residents and their families.

Neither this plea to remove Monsanto, nor the bills to label GMO’s have seen the light of day during his administration.

I cannot say he is personally responsible, but I am aware that he has personally attended groundbreaking ceremonies for additional lands granted to the Monsanto Corporation, prior to this march (against Monsanto). We still don’t have any labeling of GMO foods.

A politician who does not represent the will of the people he governs is not doing his job. He is ignoring the will of the people. To protect the land, and to protect the people.

-James Giola, via email

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A. 26 B. 23 C. 21 D. 18 E. 14

four Upcountry farms and a contractor for not paying the federal minimum wage to workers, the Associated Press reported on Feb. 24. But then County of Maui officials rose to defend the farms and criticized the fines. According to the AP story, why did the county say the fines were “unfair?”

A. The farms didn’t know about the federal minimum wage B. The farms were trapped in a deceptive sting operation C. The fines were politically motivated D. All of the above E. A and B only

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JOCELYN BOUCHARD TO LEAVE MAUI HUMANE SOCIETY Longtime (and somewhat controversial) Maui Humane Society CEO Jocelyn Bouchard has decided to take a job on Oahu and will be leaving the Maui nonprofit in a few months. I first reported this on our MauiFeed.com blog on Feb. 20, and The Maui News followed up with a story two days later. Bouchard, who has been MHS CEO decade (she joined the nonprofit for the last decad shelter 20 years aago), will be taking over as Operations for the Hawaiian Director of Oper Society on Oahu.

Humane Socie May 1,” Bouchard told me “I’m leaving M by phone. “But we w will be [moving] back and forth. We have h a home here.”

Bouchard also al emailed me her official statement on her h departure: “It is with m mixed feelings that I announce my resignation as CEO of Maui Humane Society. I have been offered a truly wonderful opportunity with the Hawaiian Humane Society on Oahu Oah that will challenge me and enable me to learn le new skills while still allowing me to do what I love…the advocacy and protection of o animals. After much consideration and soul-searching, I have decided so to accept the position.

Despite my excitement posi at what the future holds I will sincerely miss the Maui Humane Society and all the people associated with it. i It has been my honor and privilege to work w at the Maui Humane Society for fo 20 years, serving as the for this amazing organization CEO fo for oover 10 years now. I credit the success and growth of MHS to all the people involved with this th organization–board, staff, volunteers, donors, adoptv ers. EVERYONE has played a major role in making the Maui Humane Society what it is today. I am confident that MHS is in good hands with its current leadership and will continue to grow and do amazing things long after I am gone. The Maui Humane Society will always have a special place in my

heart. A hui hou!”

The MHS board of directors also released a written statement on Bouchard’s departure: “We were surprised to receive Jocelyn’s resignation, but we understand that she has taken a position with the Hawaiian Humane Society that offers her more responsibility and potential for career growth. Jocelyn has been a steadfast leader for the Maui Humane Society these past ten years, and our agency has seen tremendous growth under her guidance. She is highly qualified and respected in the animal welfare industry on a national level, and we were fortunate to have her at the helm of MHS for this long. We will miss her. Maui’s loss is Oahu’s gain.”

Though former MHS animal control director Aimee Anderson had nothing but good things to say about Bouchard in the Feb. 22 Maui News story, the paper also couldn’t help but note that Anderson and Bouchard had a bit of a falling out in 2008. “Bouchard took criticism from the public after the popular Anderson left the agency,” the newspaper reported. “Neither Anderson nor Bouchard commented publicly about the split.”

The Maui Humane Society has served as a nonprofit shelter for homeless dogs and cats since 1953. Located in Pu‘unene, the shelter handles (on average) about two dozen animals every day. Though they adopt out thousands of dogs and cats every year, the shelter also euthanizes 5,000 or so animals every year.

GRAND ARAKAWA FUNDRAISER COMING UP He’s still looking like a shoe-in for reelection, but Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa is taking no chances. In fact, he’s pulling out most of the stops for a big fundraiser this Friday night at the Grand Wailea.

For just $75, you too can hobnob with the mayor at the Grand’s Haleakala Ballroom. The whole thing starts at 4:30pm, and dinner’s at 6pm. Comedian Andy Bu-

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In politics, like soap operas, no one is truly gone until he or she is dead (and even then, there are exceptions). Case in point is one Bob Awana, the former chief of staff for Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle, who resigned in 2007 amid myriad stories about an alleged international extortion racket he found himself in.

That summer, a number of publications around Hawaii–including MauiTime–chased the story, which involved blackmail, overseas trips by state officials and, naturally, women.

Our reporter Greg Mebel doggedly chased the story, and even got a shout-out from the Honolulu Star-Bulletin editorial page for his reporting.

And then everything went quiet. Awana resigned, Lingle refused to talk about the matter and a judge sealed a court case concerning the matter. Soon after the state, and Awana, just moved on.

Well, now Awana is back. “Reports for the last six months of 2013 filed recently with the Campaign Spending Commission show Awana was hired as a consultant by Honolulu City Council Chair Ernie Martin’s campaign,” Ian Lind blogged on Feb. 17. “Martin’s campaign paid Resource Partners Hawaii, LLC, controlled by

Awana, a “consulting fee” of $20,750 on October 6, 2013, commission records show.”

And apparently Awana is doing business with some pretty heavy hitters in state politics.

Lind also reported that Awana ran two fundraising events for Martin in 2013, including one at Morton’s Steakhouse that carried “a suggested contribution per person of $4,000.”

In any case, Awana’s (and Lingle’s) silence surrounding the weird 2007 scandal that led to his departure still rankles Lind.

“The reappearance in politics of Bob Awana, former chief of staff in Governor Linda Lingle’s administration, noted here yesterday, is a reminder of the laundry list of issues that were left unresolved by his 2007 resignation,” Lind blogged on Feb. 18.

Who wants to go to the Grand?

matai will provide entertainment, according to the Feb. 24 Maui News. The event ends before 9pm, but if you’re still in the mood for mayoral hobnobbing, there’s an after-party at the Grand’s Tsunami nightclub from 9pm to midnight (though entry to that will cost you an extra $20).

By the way, if you’re on Twitter and stuff like this interests you, consider following the Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission’s account (@hicsc). A local politico recently told me about it, and it’s proven to be a fountain of useful info. For instance, the Commission’s Twitter feed first told me about Arakawa’s fundraiser way back in early January, which is when campaign functionary Lynn Araki-Regan filed a notice of intent to hold the fundraiser (though I promptly forgot about the notice, which means the Twitter feed is only as useful as the reporter allows it to be).

Anyway, for more information on the fundraiser, call Araki-Regan & Associates at 808-244-6042. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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COUNTY OF MAUI STARTS FUND FOR SMALL BUSINESSES For those on Maui who want to start, expand or even just sustain their small business, they have a few well known options.

They can attempt to get a bank loan, which can even in the best of times be a difficult, time-consuming process. They can sell shares of their company to private investors, trading influence over the business

for money. Not wanting to deal with the trouble of either, they could–if possible–dip into their own personal funds.

Or they could take advantage of a new $1 million economic development fund recently started by the County of Maui.

The fund is for starting (or maintaining) local businesses, attracting new companies to the island and, as county officials put it in a Feb. 19 press release, “improv[ing] the overall economic and social well-being of the County.”

“This is a visionary program that could become a catalyst for growth for many businesses out there,” said Mayor Alan Arakawa in the county’s Feb. 19 press release. “By providing the capital, we provide opportunities for business to expand and hire new people and buy more goods and services from our community. For every dollar invested, we expect a return in our money by way of building a stronger economy when businesses realize their full potential.”

This is not a shop set up to dole out micro-loans of a couple thousand dollars. According to the county, the fund is set up to provide grants or loans to qualifying for-profit and nonprofit enterprises of at least $50,000.

Those applying for the grant or loan must also show that they’ve secured at least as much money as they’re asking for.

“All applicants will need to demonstrate a one-to-one match in cash,” the press release stated.

“The cash match can come from a 3rd party grant or loan.

Organizations or businesses that have other active grants with the County of Maui are not eligible to apply for this program.”

The program will run through the year without deadlines, until the fund is exhausted. For more information, check out mauicounty.gov/OED or call the county’s Office of Economic Development at 808-270-7710.

UNION MEMBERS TO HELP HALEAKALA SILVERSWORD In some slightly better but still not altogether encouraging news about Haleakala, we have this little item about how a bunch of local unionized government employees are heading into the park on a weekend to help the famed Haleakala silversword.

That’s right–union members are actually going to work on a Saturday. Well, not really work: it’s more like doing gardening, except instead of their backyard, they’ll be going to Haleakala National Park. According to a Feb. 20 press release from the Ha-

waii Government Employees Association (HGEA), on Mar. 1 volunteers from the union will help the state Department of Land and Natural Resources transplant 100 rare Haleakala silverswords.

“Our members look forward to participating in this activity because it’s a handson way to help preserve this native plant species and our environment,” said Jessica Gleason, HGEA Maui Island Division’s Community Action Committee Vice Chair, in the Feb. 20 news release.

Silverswords have been considered endangered since 1992, but the future of rare and beautiful plant–which is endemic to Maui–is pretty dire. In fact, a year ago, researchers from the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) and the University of Hawaii announced

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Way back in 2009, a group of friends that included Trevor Carter and Brian Axtell hiked through Haleakala Crater. During their visit, they say they found a strange, greengold obsidian spearpoint. “The energy it put off,” Carter later said, “it wasn’t normal.”

For four years, the friends say they tried to get Haleakala National Park to pay attention to their find, which would seem to lend credence to the view that Polynesians did indeed voyage from Hawaii to South America. And for years, they say, the park service blew them off.

Then Scott Wolter, the guy who bills himself as a “forensic geologist” who does the History Channel show America Unearthed, told them he wanted to do an episode on the spearpoint. And then, Carter and Axtell say, the National Park Service suddenly wanted to talk to them about their spearpoint. And talk they did, until they

showed their badges and demanded that they surrender the spearpoint (it’s a crime to take artifacts from national parks).

Was the spearpoint evidence that ancient Polynesians traded with Meso America? What will the National Park Service do with the spearpoint? And most importantly, why did this convince Carter to get a rather unique tattoo?

For these answers–some of which are more compelling than others–you’ll just have to watch the show, which aired on Saturday, Feb. 22 (the episode is online at history.com).

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that if climate change continues as now, the silversword is pretty much doomed.

“A strong association of annual population growth rates with patterns of precipitation suggests the plants are undergoing increasingly frequent and lethal water stress,” stated a USGS press release from Jan. 15, 2013. “Local climate data confirm trends towards warmer and drier conditions on the mountain, which the researchers warn will create a bleak outlook for the threatened silverswords if climate trends continue.”

For more information on how you can help with native planting projects, call Lance DeSilva, who works with the DLNR’s Maui Division of Forestry and Wildlife, at 808-873-3980. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Beijing Genomics Institute scientists are closing in on a technology to allow parents to choose, from several embryos, the one most likely to yield the smartest offspring.

London’s Daily Mail (in January, referencing recent work in Wired, The Wall Street Journal and The New Yorker) explained that BGI will have identified high-potential mathematics genes (by mapping the cells of geniuses) so that researchers can search for those among a couple’s array of embryos. (Most embryos will yield gene arrays resembling their parents’, but one embryo is likely “better”– and maybe much better.) One Chinese researcher acknowledged the “controversial” nature of the work, “especially in the West,” but added, “That’s not the case in China.”

The parental price tag on finding the smartest kid? Expensive, said a supporter, but less than upgrading an average kid via Harvard, or even a private prep school.

CAN’T POSSIBLY BE TRUE “This [was] my life,” said musician Boujemaa Razgui in December, referring to the 13 handmade flutes that he played professionally, “and now they’re gone.”

Arriving in New York City from Madrid with the 13 woodwinds in his checked luggage, he was shocked to discover that U.S. Customs had destroyed them without notice because “wood” is a restricted “agricultural” import. Unsophisticated agents had apparently regarded them as mere bamboo. Razgui plays all over the world including, since 2002, with the Boston Camerata ensemble staged by the city’s Museum of Fine Arts.

TOOTHY RESEARCH A Georgia Regents University’s dental school official acknowledged in December that the school would likely continue to conduct research on the mouths of stray dogs solely to test a coating that might inhibit infections in humans’ dental implants. The work is controversial because the only way to study the installed implants is to remove them, after euthanizing the dogs. Also, the research is sponsored by commercial dental-implant companies for a market dominated by elective cosmetic patients. But a GRU professor noted that implants are also functional, as they inhibit infections that might reach the heart’s lining and other locations.

SAVED BY THE BLIMPS Americans who have grown accustomed to hearing that the U.S. is militarily without peer might have been shocked to learn in January (as CBS News reported from a Pentagon interview) that America has “practically zero capability” either to detect enemy cruise missiles fired at Washington, D.C., from offshore, or even worse, to “defend against [them].” The Pentagon’s interim makeshift solution to protect the U.S. capital, said an official, is

to launch two blimps, soon, to float two miles up over a base in Maryland to try to spot any such missiles.

THIS WEEK IN DUMB COPS In February, a California Highway Patrol officer handcuffed and threatened to arrest a firefighter performing an emergency roadside rescue along Interstate 805 in Chula Vista, Calif., because the rescuer would not move his truck from the fast lane, where it was “impeding” traffic.

Firefighters are required to block lanes during rescues, specifically to “impede” traffic for their own protection and that of victims nearby. CHP and the Chula Vista firefighters later jointly called the incident a “miscommunication.”

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT Oregon inmate Sirgiorgio Clardy, 26, filed a handwritten $100 million lawsuit in January against Nike for inadequately marketing its Air Jordans. Clardy, a convicted pimp, had received an “enhanced” penalty for using a “dangerous weapon” to maim the face of a john, i.e., he had stomped and kicked a man after accusing him of skipping out on a payment, and the “dangerous weapon” was apparently his shoe. Clardy said Nike bears at least some responsibility for his incarceration because it failed to label the shoe a “dangerous weapon.”

THIS WEEK IN DUMB CROOKS Officials at the Emu Plains Correctional Center near Sydney, Australia, announced in January that they had pre-empted a planned escape by two female inmates, ages 32 and 21, after finding a 60-foot length of tied-together sheets in a cell. Nonetheless, the officials said they were puzzled, in that Emu Plains is a one-story facility, enclosed, wrote the Daily Telegraph, by a “not particularly high” fence.

PERSPECTIVE Recent U.S. Supreme Court rulings have made clear that only in the case of murder can a juvenile be given a life sentence “without possibility of parole” (and never a death sentence). Under-18s, the court said, must get a “meaningful opportunity” to mature and redeem themselves behind bars. The U.S. Constitution aside, apparently some Florida judges disagree and have subsequently sentenced juveniles to 50 years or longer for non-murders, in some cases assuring that the release date will be beyond the inmate’s natural life expectancy.

In one case found by a Barry University law school program, a juvenile convicted of gun robbery and rape had his earlier life-without-parole sentence “reduced” to consecutive sentences totaling 170 years.

Critics said the Supreme Court should recognize that some juveniles are already “thoroughly incorrigible.” ■

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t’s hard to believe now, but 40plus years ago Maui went to war over hippies. The long-haired idealists had been coming to the island since 1967 at least, but at first, locals had welcomed them. By 1970, this welcome had considerably soured.

“These are parasites who deride our society, contribute nothing to it, but use the services provided by our ‘grubby’ tax dollars to further indolent, squalid existence,” The Maui News editorialized around 1970.

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dysentery outbreaks in Haiku, legal maneuvering, grandstanding County Councilmembers and free love in Makena, and you have both a fascinating time in island history and the setting for a great novel. That novel, which came out in November, is called The Island Decides.

Written by Jill Engledow (and published by her Maui Island Press), the novel is a very readable and enjoyable look at a time very different from our own.

Last week I sat down with Engledow to talk about the book and her own experi-

ences with the hippies of Maui.

Q:

Until this book, you’ve just written nonfiction. Why write a novel?

I started this book 20 years ago.

I always wanted to write a novel.

So I took a sabbatical from The Maui News–I wanted to be in an academic setting for a while. I chose the University of Arkansas creative writing program in Fayetteville. There I learned techniques; they didn’t

really want me to write the novel, because you can’t write a novel in a semester.

I started it, but that semester I mostly wrote back story. And I kept working on it–I’d work on it for an hour after work.

It got to a point where I thought I was finished in 2005. I sent it to a friend, and got a good critique. But at the time I was trying to make a living and didn’t have the time to work on it. Things got better, and I pulled it out about a year ago and started rewriting it. I was adding stuff right up to the end.

Q:

The book is set in 1971. Why did you do that?

I was here at that time. This is an era that has not been recorded, but it was an important time on Maui. Hippies were all over the island. The locals were welcoming them–well, some were, some not. Some of the people were not deserving to be welcome, because they were trespassing, stealing fruit. I had all this material, based on my being here at that time.

Q:

The main character, a young mother named Carrie Ann, thinks about men in a way that today seems quite submissive and deferential.

People were brought up that way.

A woman was to find her fulfillment in helping a man to succeed.

Q:

Part of the book takes place in an area of Maui called “Guava Gulch,” which is overgrown with hippies. That was based on a real place, which I believe was called the Pineapple Patch…

Banana Patch. I went down there a few times, and was there when it was quarantined [during a hepatitis outbreak].

I lived in a big communal household in Haiku. In Makena, the hippies were living on the beach with no water, no toilets. You didn’t have to wear clothes, because no one cared. But the police eventually had to come in because there was no way to keep it clean. It got pretty disgusting.

Living on the land was our ideal, but we didn’t really know how to do it.

Q:

In the novel, Carrie Ann comes to Maui suddenly and completely ignorant of Hawaii. How does that compare with your own introduction to the islands?

I came to Maui in 1968. I went to intermediate school on the Big Island, but I’d never been to Maui before. I was at loose ends in Honolulu, and didn’t know what I wanted to do. I thought I could go to Maui, be a cocktail waitress in Lahaina and have time to write.

But there weren’t any cocktail waitress jobs! I had a plan to hitchhike to Hana, but I ended up meeting the guy I eventually married, and never made it to Hana.

Q:

You started writing, but for the Maui Sun, the alt paper at that time. What was that like?

It was great. Don Graydon was the editor. He was the kind of editor you love, the kind who makes writers better. We were in this old building [in Wailuku]. We were idealistic people who really dragged The Maui News into the 20th century. With investigative stories, but also with design–Cynthia Conrad did the layout, and she also did the layout of my book Haleakala and the cover design of this novel.

The paper had a very different look than the old fashioned Maui News.

I think my first story was published in

1976. I came from a newspaper family, so I knew what to do. I kept asking them for a job, but they didn’t have any. Finally I brought them a story, Dan liked it, and he printed it. Then later he called me and asked if I wanted to do a story on a beekeeper.

Q:

How was the Sun different from The Maui News, where you eventually went to work for 18 years?

It wasn’t a score like working at The Maui News. [Publisher] David Hoff put it on a growth curve. It was a great time to be at the paper. I lived in Makawao, but I worked on the Lahaina and health beats. They gave me a lot of freedom–I wrote about spousal abuse, alcoholism. And I was there for the birth of so many important

nonprofits like Women Helping Women and Aloha House. They just let me write about these things. Of course, we all did things like cover the County Council and rewrite news releases.

Q:

Let’s get back to the time of the novel. How was Maui better in 1971?

It was much more rural, peaceful. I often think of how the people who lived through those plantation days won’t be here much longer. It was so different, and you don’t find that anymore. The local culture was still here then, and that was the culture of the islands. Tourism was not the culture of the islands. E komo mai, welcoming people–all of that, which now seems like a welcoming ploy, was real.

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Q:

Could the influx of hippies that you describe in your story have contributed to ending that?

That may be true. People were climbing over fences to get someone’s water because “God provided the water.” There was some of that, but it was also tourism and the influx of people. When the guys started Ka‘anapali, people were so excited. People from around the world would be coming here. But it was so overwhelming. It changed everything.

Q:

How so?

It’s much harder to live here now without a good salary. And housing pressure–in 1968, we rented a three-bedroom house on 12 acres for $75 a month. Can’t do that now. People whose families have lived here for generations are squeezed out by newcomers with money.

There’s also pressure on natural resources.

Acres of green empty land now are filled with houses–often mini-mansions. And the water that allowed South Maui to develop comes from under the West Maui mountains, where the aquifer is salting up from overuse.

And the Makena coastline–it was nothing there but kiawe, sand and waves. No fancy houses on the shore. I miss that!

Q:

I bet. Can you think of any ways in which life is better now than it was back then?

There’s more to do now. There used to be very little in the way of entertainment or cultural enrichment.

Now you can’t possibly do all there is to do.

And there’s more opportunity. Kids with any ambition beyond plantation work used to routinely leave the island after high school. Now it’s possible to find a job here after college.

And there’s access to the world now–Internet, television. It’s so much easier to get what you need in material terms. I don’t remember if it’s still in the book or if I took it out, but there was a part where Johnny goes to the Mercantile and he can’t find something.

Q:

I don’t recall that part.

Well, it’s because they kept selling out of it, so the owner decided they just wouldn’t stock it anymore. People were so laid back.

Q:

You dedicated the novel to Joelle Davis Rudin. Who is she?

My foster daughter, who sadly died in November of cancer. She came to Maui the way the child in this book came to Maui. She was only 46.

Q:

Very sorry to hear that. What do you hope readers will take away from your novel?

An understanding of how Maui used to be and how it’s changed.

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science, food education and nutrition.”

The organization started with a small garden at Kihei elementary–one enthusiastic teacher and three raised beds in 2008. Now it’s a 10,000 square-foot school garden with 29 teachers and more than 950 students participating in the outdoor learning programs.

“The earlier we start, the better,” says Surry. “We have learned that our keiki are the ones who inspire changes in the home and inspire teachers, administration and others to devote their resources to programs that have the potential to change a sorely deficient industrial food system.

A profound movement is developing to return to a community-based agricultural system where the majority of food you eat is within walking distance from your home and neighbors share harvests with neighbors. Most importantly, this community-based food system makes fresh organically grown fruits and vegetables available to everyone–regardless of their economic

current and additional school garden programs, including school garden coordinators, a farm manager overseeing multiple schools and mentor Good Agricultural Practices, volunteer coordinators, etc.,” says Surry. “We are collaborating with Maui School Garden Network, Sustainable Living Institute of Maui and UH [College of Tropical Agriculture and Human Resources] to pool resources and provide support and education to schools in the community.”

Their annual gala fundraiser is a huge part of maintaining their self-sustaining goals. This year the event has expanded, offering more elegant tastings stations than ever, and includes Brown Chicken Brown Cow as musical entertainment and Dean Wong in the role of Master of Ceremonies. The hoedown starts at 5pm with advance tickets $89 going up to $99 at the door day of the event. The dishes at the event (see list) will feature school

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hat happens when little hands grow vegetables? They eat more vegetables. If we want our kids to eat healthier, we have to start in the garden. Most of our schools are built without gardens, or the means to make them, and that’s where the local nonprofit group Grow Some Good has found its calling.

“Grow Some Good is a nonprofit community program dedicated to creating hands-on, outdoor learning experiences that cultivate curiosity about natural life cycles, connect students to their food sources, and inspire better nutrition choices,” says Kirk Surry, one of the organization’s founding members. “In addition to helping establish food gardens and living science labs in local schools, we provide resources and curriculum support through community partnerships in agriculture,

status. All it takes is a willingness to step into a garden, plant a seed and nurture it.”

Grow Some Good has also nurtured relationships in the community with local chefs like Brian Etheredge and Christopher Kulis with Capische; private Maui Chef Dan Fiske, Cameron Lewark with Spago, Eric Mitchell with The Outrigger Pizza Company and others that come to campus to lend a hand in the gardens and play a big part in the harvest festivals.

“We’ve found that when students participate in growing, harvesting and preparing food with garden produce, they are much more likely to taste it and discover they actually like eating fresh fruits and vegetables,” says Surry. “During the Harvest Festival, students help to prepare the recipes with chefs as mentors. Each student has place mats and kid-friendly kitchen prep tools–such as vegetable peelers, citrus juicers and plastic serrated knives–to

Harvest Pizza Party participate in making the recipes. Popular recipes have included garden veggie pizzas, Asian stir fry, sweet potato gnocchi and butternut squash soup–especially popular are ‘green pizzas’ with basil pesto, carrots and other garden veggies as toppings.”

Their five core members include cofounders Kathy Becklin, Nio Kindla and Surry as well as Kerry Wilkins and Terry Huth. The group is busy raising funds through their annual tasting event “Taste of School Gardens” to be held on Mar. 8 at Hotel Wailea.

They’re also actively seeking new partnerships, interns, volunteers and looking to increase positions, too. Organizations like Community Work Day have gotten involved in the past, assisting with the initial setup at Lokelani Intermediate, but now that Federal grant funds have dried up, the organization will seek other grants and affiliations.

“Our goals for the coming year include increasing staff to help install and manage

garden grown ingredients, as well as locally brewed beer and fine wine.

As it is now, school gardens cannot sell their produce to the cafeterias, and providing their own revenue streams from gardens is not enough. The idea that the school has to grow their own crops for lunch is formidable, and for now they’re happy growing food for educational purposes. Grow Some Good gets temporary permits from Department of Health to do their pop-up cafes in the gardens and classrooms.

“Regarding school garden produce for a public school’s official lunch program, we aren’t there yet,” says Surry. “Currently, the [Department of Education] DOE requires all food vendors to be USDA certified. In many other regions across the country, schools have been able to work through these issues with the DOE. For example, local non-profit organizations–such as SlowFood in Denver–have negotiated with DOE Continued on page 15

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Wailuku Elementary School: Partnering with 21st Century Learning Centers Baldwin Complex grant and established after school and summer program that has served approximately 150 K through fifth grade students since 2013. Theme gardens include a Pizza Garden (tomatoes, basil, oregano, zucchini and eggplant), a Pollinator Garden, Hawaiian plants and Native American Three Sisters (squash, corn and beans). This program will need to be independent by next year as the 21st Century grant is coming to an end. They’re working with Lehn Huff at Maui School Garden Network to sustain the program.

School Garden to Table Cuisine

Continued from page 13 on a certain set of Good Agricultural Practices that all school gardens participating in lunch programs must adhere to.

Slow Food Denver has also taken on the role of certifying school gardens and training coordinators according to this criteria.

It’s really about getting the right people to the table at all levels to collaborate on a system that can work at a local level and that’s affordable for school gardens.”

Some other school success stories that inspire Grow Some Good include Lahainaluna’s school garden, which sells herbs to Chef Paris Nabavi and grows native plants and ornamentals for sale to landscapers. Haiku Elementary and Carden Academy grow seeds and starts for sale at school ho‘olauleas and other community events.

For Grow Some Good, the challenge is meeting demand for setting up and maintaining school gardens with matching resources available. They can affiliate with local businesses (which “adopt” the gardens) and setting up PTA alignments and administration support is critical. Some schools have designated part-time teacher positions as school garden educators, while others partially fund these positions through PTA fundraisers.

“We measure success by the smiles and excitement from students when they get to visit the garden and explore, nurture, harvest and prepare healthy recipes with garden-grown ingredients,” says Surry.

“The feeling that every moment we create in the garden plants a seed for our future on these islands and beyond. The gratification in knowing that these life changing lessons are having a direct impact on our next generation of farmers, teachers, chefs and scientists–who will be taking care of us and the ‘aina someday.

I’m thankful that they are first learning to take care of themselves. I know we are making a difference when teachers who have students that struggle to comprehend concepts in a text book see the light bulbs go on when these students have a hands-on experience with nature.”

REPORT CARD Grow Some Good currently provides school garden support services to nearly 2,500 students and their families…

Kihei Elementary School: More than 950 students participating in curriculumfocused classes in two-week rotations in the garden (Pre-K through fifth grades).

Theme gardens include Pizza Garden, Gardens of the World, Hawaiian plants and Native American Three Sisters. There are Maui Family YMCA A+ after school programs and Camp Nalu during breaks. The YMCA A+ program also connects parents and home gardens during a monthly plant adoption program called Plant It Maui.

Lokelani Intermediate School: Approximately 600 students participate in this program as part of the curriculum in science, history, health, social studies, Hawaiian studies, etc. (sixth through eighth grades). They recently completed a major terrace project featuring native plants and food in the center of campus. They established the HOKU (Helping Our Keiki Understand) program, designed to give students hands-on learning experiences and instill a sense of place and their responsibility for ‘aina and community.

Friends of Rachel Club (a local version of the National Rachel’s Challenge anti-bullying, pro-kindness campaign) plants flowers in a Peace Garden to commemorate acts of kindness on campus. Cathy Fitzpatrick, a seventh grade teacher, does healthy recipe demonstrations through her container garden.

Kamali’i Elementary School: All classes K through fifth grade visit the garden in three-week rotations to support curriculum (math, science, Hawaiian studies, social studies) in this outdoor classroom with more than 600 students working the garden. The outdoor space has nearly doubled with new gardens and irrigation systems. The PTA has also partnered with Grow Some Good and found matching local businesses to fund a part-time school garden coordinator.

Kihei Charter Middle School: Headed up by teacher Maria Robinson, the program currently serves about 200 students. Grow

Kahului Elementary School: This project, involving 150 first grade students, is Grow Some Good’s newest project. It provides support with garden classes, tools, plants, seeds, technical expertise, garden

planning and design, organic pest control support and composting. Theme gardens include a Pizza Garden, Salad Bowl Garden, a Pollinator Garden, Gardens of the World– Polynesia featuring Hawaiian plants. The project supported with an initial startup grant with Maui School Garden Network and Hui Malama Learning Center.

Baldwin High School: Grow Some Good’s first high school program is in partnership with the 21st Century Learning Centers grant and Maui School Garden Network. This garden works with the Workplace Readiness department and several student leadership groups to design and install a garden learning center for students, parents and other community members. It’s designed to support STEM curriculum and provide learning modules that inspire home gardens and small farming enterprises. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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FRIDAY, FEB. 28 TOTAL REQUEST NIGHT – Head down to South Shore Tiki Lounge for some Chilltown sound this Thursday. DJ Blast will be taking requests all night via Twitter– just be sure to use the hashtag #packedfloor. Request, dance and repeat! Grab your friends and kick off the weekend with this week’s ultimate dance party. 21+. Free.

Southshore Tiki Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.), southshoretikilounge.com. Photo of DJ Blast courtesy Chilltown.com

MONK SEAL BENEFIT – Maui ui Brewing Company and the Monk Seal Foundation enefit this Friare joining forces for a brew benefit day. Polish off your week with a pint or two of alf of the sales MBC’s locally made brews and half dation and their efforts. Unique to of house beer will benefit the foundation an monk seal is the Hawaiian islands, the Hawaiian endangered. Through gencies, the public and volunteers, the collaborations with government agencies, ng and educating all about Hawaiian monk foundation works toward preserving g Company (4405 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Kahana), seals. 6pm-10pm. Maui Brewing monksealfoundation.org. Photo: o: Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, FEB. 28 ‘THE DIVINERS’ – Seabury Hall Performing Arts will be presenting Jim Leonard Jr.’s play The Diviners. Set during the Great Depression, the play takes place in a small town in Indiana. The production will be accompanied by live folk and bluegrass music from Alan Hodara and Frank Kane. The production will run on Fridays and Saturdays through Mar. 9 (3pm). $12 Adults/ $10 Senior Citizens/$5 Students. 7pm. ‘A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Center (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-573-1257, seaburyhall.org. Photo courtesy Seabury Hall

‘LA CAGE AUX FOLLES’ GAY-LA – This Friday day, Maui OnStage will put on La Cage Aux Folles with a special opening night “gay-la.” The six-time Tony Award-winning musical is famous around the world, and on opening night you’ll have a chance to toast the cast and get photos after the show. The night will also feature treats including coffee, French pastries and a chance to win a hotel stay. $40-$50. 6:30pm. Historic Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku), mauionstage.com. Photo: Jack Grace

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SATURDAY, MAR. 1 K KIHEI TOWN PARTY – Valentine’s Day has passed, but love will still b be in the air at Kihei Fourth Friday when Maui songbird Amy Hanaiali‘i aappears this Friday. Joining the music lineup will be HI Ground with special guest LiA LiVE, a debut performance from Sunny Kalama and the Maui High School Sabers Marching Band. Grab a bite to eat at the food court, where Curtis Williams from the Maui 8 Track Players will be performing. The keiki zone will have all sorts of activities and there will be plenty of local nonprofits there so you can give back to those in need. Free. 6pm-9pm. Azeka Shopping Center (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), kiheifridays.com

OBSERVE AND PLAY FAMILY DAY – Head over to the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Schaefer International Gallery this Saturday for their “observe and play family day.” Take in Kapa from more than 20 artists–both traditional and nontraditional. Families will learn about the tools and material used in this Polynesian art form, watch Kapa demonstrations and get the opportunity to make the art themselves. Free. 10am-12pm. Schaefer International Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, SATU U RD DAY, MAR. 1 BIG BEATLES SING-ALONG – To commemorate 50 years of music, Mulligan’s on the Blue invites you to a Beatles tribute this Saturday. Louise Lambert, Jamie Gallo, Paul JanesBrown and others will lead the audience in a festive sing-along to the musical icons. Belt out “All My Lovin’,” “I Feel Fine,” “All You Need is Love” and “Let It Be” with fellow Beatle fans. Make it an evening out and grab dinner as well. $15-$20. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131, mulligansontheblue. com. Photo: UPI/Wikimedia Commons

JAH SUN – In his Maui debut, Reggae artist Jah Sun will appear on the Charley’s stage this Saturday. Playing with the likes of Peetah Morgan, Alborosie and J-Boog, this Rastafari’s most notable work comes from his breakout album Battle of the Dragon. Now with four albums under his belt and extensive tour experience, he’s finally making a stop on the Valley Isle. Opening the show will be Maui’s Rootz N Creation, featuring Teomon. Q103’s DJ Irie Dole will keep the vibes flowing. 21+ $15. 9:30pm. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), charleysmaui.com. Photo: Tobias Klenze/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, MAR. 1 ART RECEPTION – Paia Contemporary Gallery will be exploring the art of Texas sculptor Caprice Pierucci and Santa Fe painter Michael Kessler this Saturday.

It’s the gallery’s first reception of 2014 and should pack a punch. While there, check out the Tamara Catz boutique next door for their ARIE bikini trunk show featuring music, a kombucha bar and island-inspired swimwear. 6pm-8pm. Paia Contemporary Gallery (83 Hana Hwy., Paia), PaiaContemporaryGallery. com; tamaracatz.com. Photo courtesy PCG

FREE BASKETBALL CLINIC – Basketball Maui’s free basketetoball clinic is back this Saturday. Bring canned food items to donate to the Maui Food Bank as well as a basketball and your AGame. The clinic will feature former NBA Development League player David Nurse. Known for his shooting, Nurse went on to play internationally and currently is the CEO of one of the nation’s top shooting programs. Free. 8:30-10:15am for boys and girls 7-12 and 10-11:30am for boys 13-18. Montessori School of Maui (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), bas-ketballmaui.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, MAR. 1 LAHAINA WHALE FESTIVAL – Lahaina na ale Town Action Committee’s two-day Whale rday and Ocean Arts Festival runs this Saturday e and and Sunday. The program features Kapule ry Celtic, Friends, live Hawaiian music, Upcountry hop the mulMaui Jam, Haiku Hillbillys and more. Shop tiple artists and merchants while listening to live music m. Lahaina under the banyan tree. Free. 9qm-5pm. haina.com.

Banyan Tree (Front Street), visitlahaina.com.

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RENAISSANCE FAIRE– Step back in time during ROOTS school’s second annual Renaissance Faire this Saturday. The preschool to eighth grade school fosters project-based learning and takes a holistic approach that involves a community of support. Jaunt through “The Secret Garden” and explore archery, try a stint with the stilts or just indulge your sweet tooth. Get festive with arts and crafts and shop the silent auction. Prizes, song and food await you. Proceeds will benefit ROOTS. 6pm-9pm.

Makawao Union Church (Baldwin Ave., Makawao), rootsmaui.coym. Photo courtesy of ROOTS

SUNDAY, MAR. 2 GIRLS DAY – Girls Day, which has long been celebrated in Japan, honors the special girls in your life. Treat your special girls with Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel’s Brunch. View the Hinamatsuri dolls, enjoy a menu of traditional and local favorites and participate in cultural activities such as Japanese Odori dancing by Maui Minyo Kai. Adults/ $39.95, Kodomo (children) 6-12/$22, and children five years and younger eat free (one per paid adult). 8:30am-1pm. Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0124, hawaiiansundaybrunch.com. Photo: Ajari/Wikimedia Commons

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Flight Of Fancy Hayao Miyazaki soars with ‘The Wind Rises’ The Wind Rises ★★★★★ Rated PG13 / 126 Min.

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recently made a trip to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, where the Wright brothers made their first flight in 1903. My wife and family accompanied me as I walked starry-eyed through a museum dedicated to Orville and Wilbur Wright, containing massive, faithfully rendered recreations of their early planes. At one point, I walked across the field where their initial tests and breakthrough efforts were made to perfect the first flying machines. I found myself running with my arms stretched out, taking in the feel of the wind and imagining the thrill the Wrights must have had when their meticulously considered aircraft suddenly took flight.

Growing up with a father who is a pilot and relishing opportunities to take to the skies all my life, it meant a great deal to me to reflect on the origins of flight, back when it was still amazing to see a massive aircraft soar through the air. The brilliant animator, Hayao Miyazaki, also relishes the

opportunity to reflect on the miracle of flight and the progress made towards making commercial passenger aircraft possible.

Audiences familiar with Miyazaki’s previous animated films will be aware of their serious stories and thoughtful storytelling, as well as their striking beauty. He directed Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Howl’s Moving Castle and (my favorite) Kiki’s Delivery Service. He produced The Secret Life of Arrietty, the charming fantasy that Disney released in 2012 with an English voice cast but maintaining the richness and depth of the story.

That particular dubbing job worked, though Miyazaki’s fans have been vocal about his other films being too altered in the American versions released stateside.

I saw the original Japanese version of The Wind Rises and have yet to see the U.S. version. John Krasinski, Elijah Wood, Emily Blunt and Joseph Gordon-Levitt are among the cast of actors selected for the English language version. I can vouch for the quality of the film itself, the storytelling and the staggering imagery.

We follow Jiro, first seen as a young boy, whose love of flying defines his life. We’re witness to his dreams, in which he meets

Hey, is this the way to San Francisco International Airport?

Italian plane designer Caproni. The sight of the two of them discussing the possibilities and poetry of flight, while pacing on the wing of a plane, the clouds swirling around them, is a glorious illustration of Miyazaki’s own passion for this story.

Along the way, there are images of an earthquake in 1923, looking like a frightening apocalypse. There’s even a love story, with an emotional resonance that snuck up on me. I was touched by the unlikely romance in Arrietty but the earthbound, dramatic romance that develops between Naoko and Jiro is stunningly adult and multifaceted.

Young children may be mesmerized by the rich animation but unengaged by the story, which delves into moral, historical and philosophical issues on the

creation of military and commercial aircraft. Clocking in at just over two hours, this dialogue-heavy history lesson kept me engaged, even as its somewhat dense storytelling, large array of characters and key incidents make it fitting for adults. I grew tired of reading the steady stream of subtitles, as the dialogue is constant, though an American dubbing will make this a non-issue.

The busyness of the story’s history lesson make it seem more dramatically top-heavy than Miyazaki’s more whimsical fantasies.

On the other hand, I underrated Arrietty a bit with a mere three stars and may have done the same thing here. Whether this is a one-time view or an essential Miyazaki masterpiece to revisit multiple times, seeing it on the big screen is essential. ■

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Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului.

1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Son Of God-PG13- FRI-WED 10:30 1:25 4:20 7:15 10:10 The Wind Rises-PG13- FRI-WED 11:45 2:30 Robocop-PG13- THU 11:00 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, FRI-WED 11:00 2:00 4:30 7:30 10:00 Ride Along-PG13- THU 12:10 2:35 4:50 7:05 9:20, FRI-WED 10:45 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:45 Endless Love-PG13- THU 12:00 2:40 5:00 7:30 9:50 Winter’s Tale-PG13- THU 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45 Pompeii-PG13- THU 10:30 1:00 3:20 5:40 8:00 10:25, FRI-WED 11:30 2:00 4:35 7:00 9:45 Starting Over Again-NR- THU-WED 10:40 1:30 4:25 7:15 10:00 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Non-Stop-PG13- THU 8:00 10:30, FRI 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:00 10:00, SAT-WED 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:00 10:00 3 Days To Kill-PG13- THU-FRI 10:50 1:40 4:40 7:10 10:20, SAT-WED 10:50 1:40 4:40 7:20 10:20 About Last Night-R- THU 11:00 1:50 4:20 7:00 9:40, FRI-WED 11:00 1:50 4:20 6:50 9:40 The LEGO Movie-THU 2D 11:50 2:20 5:00 7:30 10:00 3D 11:10 1:40 4:20 6:50 9:20, FRI-TUE 2D 11:50 2:20 5:00 7:30 10:00 3D 11:10 1:40 4:10 6:50 9:20, WED 2D 11:50 2:20 5:00 7:30 10:00 3D 11:50 2:20 5:00 7:30 10:00 The Monuments Men- PG13- THU 10:50 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, FRI-WED 10:50 1:20 4:10 7:10 10:00 Vampire Academy-PG13- THU 2:00 Labor Day-PG13- THU 3:40 10:20 That Awkward Moment-R- THU 11:40 2:10 4:50 7:10 9:30, FRI 4:00 10:20, SAT 10:20, SUN-WED 4:00 10:20 I Frankenstein-PG13- THU 2:00 6:50 Lone Survivor-R- THU-WED 1:00 3:50 6:40 9:30 The Legend Of Hercules-PG13- THU 11:20 4:30 9:20, FRI-SAT 11:20 4:30 9:30, SUN 4:30 9:30,

MON-WED 11:20 4:30 9:30 The Wolf Of Wall Street-R- THU 11:00 6:30, FRI 12:00 6:30, SAT 6:30, SUN-WED 12:00 6:30 American Hustle-R- THU-WED 12:00 3:20 6:30 9:40 Frozen-PG- THU-SAT 10:50 1:20 4:00 6:40 9:50, SUN 1:20 4:00 6:40 9:50, MON-WED 10:50 1:20 4:00 6:40 9:50 Philomena-PG13- THU 11:30 4:50, FRI-WED 2:00 7:10 Met Opera: Prince Igor- NR- SAT 12:00, WED 6:30 WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Mati-

nees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day) Non-Stop-PG13- THU 8:00 10:30, FRI-SUN 1:30 4:15 7:15 10:00, MON 1:30 4:15 7:15, TUE 1:30 4:15 7:15 10:00, WED 1:30 4:15 7:15 Son Of God-PG13- THU 10:00, FRI-SUN 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:05, MON 12:30 3:45 7:00, TUE 12:30 3:45 7:00 10:05, WED 12:30 3:45 7:00 Endless Love- PG13- THU 1:45 4:20 7:30 Robocop- PG13- THU 1:30 4:15 The LEGO Movie-PG- THU 2D 4:30 9:30 3D 2:00 7:00, FRI-SUN 2D 4:30 9:30 3D 2:00 7:00, MON 2D 4:30 3D 2:00 7:00, TUE 4:30 9:30 3D 2:00 7:00, WED 2D 4:30 3D 2:00 7:00

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to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - R - Romance/Comedy Three best friends try to deal with their relationships. 94 min.

MET OPERA: PRINCE IGOR - NR - Opera/Documentary - Go behind the scenes for a look at a major Metropolitan Opera production. 270 min.

LONE SURVIVOR - R - Action - Four Navy SEALs end up in a very bad situation in Afghanistan in 2005. Stars Mark Wahlberg. 121 min.

THE LEGEND OF HERCULES - PG13 - Action Yet another retelling of the ancient story about the mythical Greek hero. 99 min.

SON OF GOD - PG13 - Drama - Another dramatic look at the life of Jesus, probably somewhere between King of Kings and The Passion of the Christ. 138 min.

MONUMENTS MEN - PG13 - Drama - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this not particularly accurate look at American soldiers in World War II who rescued works of art from the Nazis. 118 min.

THE LEGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy - A LEGO minifigure battles a tyrant who wants to glue the universe together. 100 min.

THE WIND RISES - PG13 - Animation - Hayao Miyazaki is back with this colorful and fanciful adventure about a Japanese boy who dreams of aircraft and flying in the 1920s. See this week’s film review. 126 min.

NOW PLAYING 3 DAYS TO KILL - PG13 - Action/Drama - A dying Secret Service agent must do one last assignment so he can get some experimental drug that could save his life. Also, he wants to reconnect with his estranged daughter because, you know, Hollywood. 113 min.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT - R - Romance/Comedy People meet at a bar, then go to bed together. Hilarity ensues. 113 min.

AMERICAN HUSTLE - R - Drama - A con man (Christian Bale) and his pretty partner in crime (Amy Adams) end up working with a crazy FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). 138 min.

FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom

NON-STOP - PG13 - Action/Thriller - An air marshal must do something a bunch of people on a trans-Atlantic flight after the airline is threatened.

Stars Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. 106 min.

PHILOMENA - PG13 - Drama - A political journalist investigates a woman who was forced into a convent after becoming pregnant and is now looking for her son. 98 min.

POMPEII - PG13 - Action/Drama - A Roman gladiator tries to rescue his chick from a corrupt senator while Mount Vesuvius blows its top. 105 min.

RIDE ALONG - PG13 - Action/Comedy - Ice Cube and Kevin Hart star in this flick about a security guy who tags along with a cop so he can marry his (the cop’s) sister. 100 min.

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET - R - Comedy - Martin Scorsese tells the story of Wall Street crook Jordan Belfort in all his sleazy, crooked glory. 180 min.

LAST CHANCE ENDLESS LOVE - PG13 - Drama/Romance - A pretty girl falls for a bad boy while her parents try to keep them apart. 103 min.

I, FRANKENSTEIN - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Drama - Frankenstein’s monster (Aaron Eckhart) ends up caught between warring clans of gargoyles and demons. 92 min.

LABOR DAY - PG13 - Romance/Drama - An escaped convict (Josh Brolin) takes a sad, single mom (Kate Winslet) and her son hostage. 111 min.

ROBOCOP - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Not so great remake of the great 1987 sci-fi flick of the same name.

Stars Joel Kinnaman and Gary Oldman. 102 min

VAMPIRE ACADEMY - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A half-human, half-vampire chick protects good vampires from bad vampires. 104 min.

STARTING OVER AGAIN - UR - Drama - Two exes run into each years after their relationship broke apart. 130 min.

WINTER’S TALE - PG13 - Fantasy/Drama - A burglar falls in love with an heiress just as she dies in his arms. Then he discovers he can be reincarnated! Wait, what? 118 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS KIHEI FOURTH FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri, Feb 28. See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm9pm. Azeka Shopping Center (1279 S. Kihei Rd.), kiheifridays.com FEEL DI VYBZ WITH DJ IRIE DOLE & DJ WOKFri, Feb 28. Join DJ Irie Dole (Q103 and Jah Warrior Shelter Hi-Fi) with special visiting guest DJ Wok for a night of Dancehall, Roots Reggae and Hip Hop. Free CDs for the first 50 guests, Pisces free all night. $5 before 11pm, $10 after. 21 and over. Show starts at 9:30pm. Casanova Makawao (1188 Makawao Ave.) 808-572-0220.

JAH SUN - Sat, Mar 1. See This Week’s Picks.

21+ $15. 9:30pm. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), charleysmaui.com BEAUTIFUL AWARENESS “RAVE”- FUNDRAISER FOR CHARLI SCOTT & MOREIRA MONSALVE- Sat, Mar 1. Join the Maui community and help raise awareness about violence against women. Come out and support the silent auction, dance and socialize with your friends.

Live music from 9-11pm TBA, and DJ Kurt and DJ TRVR 11-close. 21 and over. Casanova Makawao (1188 Makawao Ave.) 808-572-0220.

BEATLES SING ALONG - Sat, Mar 1. See This Week’s Picks. $15-$20. 7pm. Mulligan’s on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131, mulligansontheblue. com LAHAINA WHALE AND OCEAN ARTS FESTIVAL - Sat, Mar 1 & Sun, Mar 2. See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-5pm. Lahaina Banyan Tree (Front Street), visitlahaina.com JEFF PETERSON & NATHAN AWEAU BY MOONLIGHT- Sat, Mar 1. Enjoy a beautiful evening of Hawaiian music with musicians Nathan Aweau and Jeff Peterson. Their repertoire is wide but includes contemporary Hawaiian music arrangements. Peterson and Aweau give fresh interpretations to traditional hula songs while Jazz and contemporary influences blend with Hawaiian slack key, ‘ukulele, percussion and falsetto. Tickets are $30 standard, $45 & $65 for premium table seating. A limited number of $65 VIP Lanai tickets are available overlooking the stage & courtyard. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Yokouchi Pavilion. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org

STAGE LA CAGE AUX FOLLE-OPENING NIGHT ‘GAYLA’- Fri, Feb 28th. See This Week’s Picks. Opening Night Performance at 7:30pm, doors open at 6:30pm. $50 for orchestra seats, $40 for the mezzanine seats. 6:30pm Iao Theater (68 N Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969; mauionstage.com ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE~ A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage! Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-8567900; mauitheatre.com

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FIDDLER ON THE ROOF - Fri-Sun. See This Week’s Picks. 7:30pm. $24 adults, $22 seniors & $18 students (18 and under). MAPA’s Steppingstone Playhouse (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760, mauiacademy.org

FOODIE PICNIC FOR POKI - Thu, Feb 27. This week the Hula Honeys will be the featured guests. Bring your mea‘ai (food) and hali‘i (mat) and enjoy fresh baked cookies and coffee from Roselani Place.

Relax under the monkey pod tree for an hour or so at this free event. The purpose of picnic for Poki is to continue bringing the spirit of aloha and Hawaiian music to the Maui community in honor of the late Allen “Braddah Poki” Pokipala.

Braddah Poki was dedicated to sharing Hawaiian music and culture through various venues in Hawaii. Free. 11am Ka‘ahumanu Hawaiian Congregational Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720; diane@roselaniplace.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Feb 27. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. Free. 5:306:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Mar 1. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-4796; maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Mar 2. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE DAVID SEDARIS- Fri, Mar 7. The celebrated NPR humorist David Sedaris returns to Maui for an evening of cutting wit, social satire, and riveting conversation. In celebration of his upcoming release Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls, experience the hilarious brilliance that created the national bestsellers: Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, and When You Are Engulfed in Flames. Join David Sedaris for an evening of readings and recollections, featuring all-new, unpublished material with Q&A session afterward. Then meet him in the lobby after the show for a book signing. Tickets: $32, $39.50, $47, $62. 8pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org LANAI JAZZ FESTIVAL- Mar 7th-9th. The fourth annual Lanai Jazz Festival runs Mar. 7–9. During the three-day event, guests will enjoy free performances from Grammy-nominated, Jazz Hall of Fame legend Bobby Watson; Grammy Awardwinning artist Skip Martin of Dazz Band and Kool & the Gang; Jazz duo Fulton Tashombe and PBunuan; Na Hoku winner Benny Uyetake; jazz guitar duo Damon Parillo and Ron Hetteen; and Jazz Alley TV Quartet made up of John Zangrando, Paul Marchetti, Doug White and Fulton Tashombe on piano. For more information and tickets, visit la-

naijazzfestival.com. Four Seasons Resort, Manele Bay (One Manele Rd., Lanai City); 808-565-2000 TASTE OF SCHOOL GARDENS~ Sat, Mar 8.

Grow Some Good school garden programs are planting seeds for Maui’s next generation of farmers, chefs, teachers, scientists and entrepreneurs. Local chefs and school garden supporters will celebrate all the good things growing for more than 2,500 students in South and Central Maui school garden programs. Hotel Wailea’s Sunset Lawn will host multi-station sampling of gourmet dishes prepared from school garden-grown ingredients by Maui’s top chefs. 5-8:30pm,Hotel Wailea (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-344-0469, growsomegood.org/events ABRAHAM VERGHESE-TALK & RECEPTIONSat, Mar 8. Join physician and author Dr. Abraham Verghese for an intimate talk titled “The Connection between Ritual and Medicine.” He’s the author of the New York Times bestseller Cutting for Stone and a professor at Stanford University.

He will be reflecting on the patient-physician relationship during this event. Verghese will also sign books during the post-event reception in the McCoy Courtyard. $35 includes hosted receptions and refreshments. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org NATALIE COLE- Mon, Mar 10. Spend an evening with this multiple Grammy Award-winning vocalist, who brings the musical genes of her father (Nat King Cole) and infuses the legacy with her own style in R&B, urban contemporary and Jazz-based pop. Tickets are $45, $65, $85, $125, and $150 for premiere seating. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater. (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org ALEXANDER ACADEMY’S SWAN LAKE- Mar 15 and 16. Alexander Academy Performing Company (AAPC) will perform Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake.

The nonprofit AAPC presents a full-length production each year to showcase the talent and skill of more than 150 dancers ages three to adult. This year’s Swan Lake will open with select contemporary and Jazz pieces choreographed by Academy faculty, offering a modern interpretation before the full-length ballet takes the stage. Showtimes will be 2pm and 6pm on Saturday and Sunday, respectively, with a multiple-show discount available. Tickets run $10-30, and available online at alexanderacademy.info. Seabury Hall, ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd, Makawao).

JOHN SEBASTIAN - Fri, Mar 21. This founding member of The Lovin’ Spoonful had original songs become hits like, “Do You Believe In Magic?,” “You Didn’t Have To Be So Nice,” “Daydream,” “Younger Girl,” “Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?” and “Summer In The City.” Sebastian remains one of the best ambassadors of American music today. Doors open at 7:00 pm. Tickets: $40. $45. $55. Reserved. For Videos, Music and more information, visit lazarbear.com. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org AUGIE T & REX NAVARRETE- BENEFIT FOR TYPHOON HAIYAN- Fri, Mar 21. Local favorites Rex Navarrete—the “Premiere Filipino American Comedian”–and Augie T—“Hawaii’s Favorite Filipino Portuguese Comedian”–perform together in a big night of laughs. Tickets are $20 and $35.

7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org HAWAII PACIFIC UNIVERSITY SYMPHONY WITH MAKANA- Sat, Apr 5. Called “dazzling”

by The New York Times, slack key guitar master Makana teams up with the Hawaii Pacific University Symphony Orchestra for this sonically captivating evening of music. The art of Hawaiian

slack key guitar (ki ho‘alu) produces symphoniclike sound from one guitar. Makana with the HPU Symphony is a rare and powerful combination that is not to be missed. Special guests include alternative folk band sensation Streetlight Cadence.

Tickets are $30, $20, $15 for seniors, military, and $10 students w/ID. 7:30pm. Maui Arts & Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org BOB DYLAN - Sat, Apr 26. The legendary singersongwriter will perform in Hawaii for the first time in 16 years. Bob Dylan’s best music often touched on contemporary social issues: “Like a Rolling Stone,” “Tangled Up in Blue,” “Just Like a Woman,” “All Along the Watchtower,” “Mr. Tambourine Man,” “Blowin’ in the Wind” and “Times They Are a Changing,” In 1997, Dylan became the first rock musician to receive the Kennedy Center Honors for lifetime achievement in performing arts, and in 2008 he was the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize for his “profound impact on popular music and American culture, marked by lyrical compositions of extraordinary poetic power.” $59-$125. Maui Arts & Cultural Center Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-2787, mauiarts.org

EVENTS THURSDAY, FEB 27 TOTAL REQUEST NIGHT - See This Week’s Picks. 21+. Free. Southshore Tiki Lounge (1913 S. Kihei Rd.), southshoretikilounge.com

FRIDAY, FEB 28 MONK SEAL FOUNDATION BENEFIT - See This Week’s Picks. 6pm-10pm. Maui Brewing Company (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana), monksealfoundation.org THE DIVINERS - See This Week’s Picks. The production will run on Fridays and Saturdays through Mar. 9 (3pm). $12 Adults/ $10 Senior Citizens/$5 Students. 7pm. ‘A’ali’ikuhonua Creative Arts Center (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-573-1257, seaburyhall.org NATIVE HAWAIIAN PLANT SOCIETY TALK Climate change intern Jess Felts from Haleakala National Park will speak on the “Effects of Climate Change on the Ahiniahina or Haleakala Silversword.” Free. 7pm Hannibal Tavares Community Center (91 Pukalani St.); 808-281-6609; shannonpaapanen@yahoo.com

SATURDAY, MAR. 1 BASKETBALL CLINIC - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 8:30-10:15am for boys and girls 7-12 and 10-11:30am for boys 13-18. Montessori School of Maui (2933 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), basketballmaui.com OBSERVE & PLAY WITH KAPA FAMILY DAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 10am-12pm.

Schaefer International Gallery (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org ART OPENING RECEPTION AT PAIA CONTEMPORARY GALLERY- See This Week’s Picks.

6-8pm Paia Contemporary Gallery (83 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-579-8444; paiacontemporarygallery.com ROOTS RENAISSANCE FAIRE - See This Week’s Picks. 6pm-9pm. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao), rootsmaui.com POWERFUL TOOLS FOR CAREGIVERS - Topics include reducing stress, improving self-confidence, communicating effectively with healthcare professionals and family members, balancing caregiving responsibilities, making tough decisions, and locating helpful resources.

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

Saturday Night Eva w/ DJ Blast, 10pm

Volcanic Sunday w/ Playwfire Ono, $5 cover, 9pm

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Romantica w/ Andrea Razzauti, Sal Godinez & Special Guests, 8:30pm

Feel Di Vybz w/DJ Irie Dole & DJ Wok, 9:30pm

“R.A.V.E.” Fundraiser for Charlie Scott & Moreira Mosalvo, 9:30pm

Mana’o Upcountry Sundays w/Steve Sargenti & Brown Chicken Brown Cow, 2pm

Blues Night w/ Mark Johnstone & Justin Favell, 6:30-8:30pm

90’s Night w/DJ Blast, 10pm

Q103 Presents Jah Sun w/ Rootz N Creation & Irie Dole, 10pm

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED-TBA

Next Level Entertainment 9pm

4th Friday Party

Saturday Saints, 9pm

Gina Martinelli , 6pm

TUE-Mardi Gras Party w/Kanekoa, 9pm, WED-Kawika, 8pm

Quiz 7pm

DJ 10pm

Jordan 7pm

Sebrina Barron 6pm, S.I.N.

MON -Lawaia 10pm, TUE-Mardi Gras, WEDLive Music 10pm

Ryan Robinson, 6:30pm

The House Shakers, 6:30pm

Avi & Indio, 6:30pm

Rick G, 6:30pm

MON-Rick G 6:30pm, TUE- Brown Chicken Brown Cow, WED-JD on the Rocks 6:30pm

Dominic 6pm, JAH Residentz 9pm

Rick G 4pm, Dat Guyz 9pm

Ryan Robinson 4pm, Pa’a Mana, 9pm

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE- Karaoke / WED- Rick Glencross 4-8pm & Open Mic, 9pm

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

lessons, discussions and brainstorming will help caregivers practice and incorporate the “caregiver tools.” A registration fee of $25 is refunded to all who complete the course. $25 Registration Fee. 9:30-11:30am. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3242 Ext. 226; maui.hawaii.edu

SUNDAY, MAR 2 GIRLS DAY BRUNCH - See This Week’s Picks.

Adults/ $39.95, Kodomo (children) 6-12/$22, and children five years and younger eat free (one per paid adult). 8:30am-1pm. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0124, hawaiiansundaybrunch.com.

SPCA CAT CLINIC DAYS- Help the Maui SPCA “fix” the problem. All cats are welcome, and all fixes are by donation. Humane traps are available to lend. Do Maui a favor and fix that neighborhood kitty before you have neighborhood kittens! Clinic Days are Mar. 2,9 and 23, April 13 and 27 and May 4, 18 and 25. Please call 808-280-0738 to reserve a space, borrow a trap, volunteer, sponsor a fix and make donations! Email info@mauispca. org for more information and clinic locations.

FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

TUESDAY, MAR 4 VICTORIA WUNDRUM - Check out Wundrum’s acrylic and pastels, jewelry and mixed media constructions.“I love the combination of control

MON - Mellow Yellow w/DJ Kurt 9pm, TUE- Tequila Tuesday w/DJ Decka 9pm, WED- Polka Dots & Moonbeams w/DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm

Get Your Freq On w/ DJ Larage, 10pm

DigiLuxe w/DJ TRVR 10pm

AVDJ All-Request, 4-7pm no cover

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30

MON- Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30, no cover, TUE-AVDJ 4-7pm, no cover WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm, no cover

Evan Schulman, 5:30-8:30pm

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Karaoke 9pm

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Rick Glencross, 7pm

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

and abandonment,” she says of her recent use of watercolors. “Carefully painting clear water on a detailed space and then dropping pigment and watching it move and settle into the thick, textured paper is wonderful. I love the bright clear colors that can be captured with watercolor.”

Free. 11am-3pm Maui Hands Galleries (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-573-2021.

MAUI SMUG - See This Week’s Picks. Free.

4pm-6:30pm. MEDB Malcolm Center (1305 N. Holopono St., Kihei) mauismug.com

FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Dr. James Urban has more than 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art form, the gold standard in traditional full-spine adjusting. Urban is now offering Whole Foods Market free thermography health scans of the spine. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds! First-come, first-served.

Free. 12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market, Maui Mall (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 Ext. 120

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004

WEDNESDAY, MAR 5 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week!. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm.

Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Every Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com

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MAUI’S FINEST STEAK & FISH HOUSE 1945 S. KIHEI RD • 808.214.5788 11AM - 11PM MON - SAT 7AM - 11PM SUNDAY

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CASANOVA’S FAMOUS LADIES NIGHT DJ KURT

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SAL GODINEZ - ADONIJAH IMGRUND

AN EVENING OF ROMANTIC MUSIC AND ITALIAN FOOD

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SHOW STARTS AT 9:30PM $5 BEFORE 11PM $10 AFTER DANCE HALL - ROOTS REGGAE - HIP HOP FREE FOR ALL PISCES - FREE CDS FIRST 50 GUESTS

FEEL DI VYBZ DJ IRIE DOLE (Q103) / DJ WOK

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 6:30-8:30pm, no cover

Willie K, 9pm $5 cover

1810’ 8-10pm, no cover

Benny & Glenn 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, TUE + WED - Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

MON-Trivia 7-9pm, TUE- Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday Event

843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE 1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LIPOA STREET FARMER’S MARKET -Every Sat. Fresh produce from Maui’s farms, and handmade products. Great fruits and veggies. 8am12pm South Maui Center, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 1-888-310-1117 / 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI - Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu ‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness. Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry. 5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; longhis.com

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Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm.

9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:3010pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Keali‘i Lum 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

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(744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon, Evan Shulman 5:308:30pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua‘a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali‘i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali‘i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm.

(200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810’ 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810’ 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Tue, Open Mic.; Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

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PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Danyel Alana 6-9pm; Sat, Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Thu, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 6-9pm; Mon, Kalani 6-9pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 6-9pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm; Mon, Albert Kaina 7-9pm; Wed, Albert Kaina 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Napili); 808-669-1500.

THE CLIFF DIVE BAR - Thu, Tim Osborne 6:308pm; Sat, Larry Golis & Hollis Lee 6:30-8pm; Mon, Larry Golis 6:30-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Scott Baird 6:30-8pm. (2605 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-8025.

UMALU - Sun, Kawika Ortiz 6-8pm; Mon, Kawika LumHo 6-8pm; Tue, Craig Soderberg 6-8pm; Wed, Kawika Ortiz 5-9:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

SOUTH MAUI AMBROSIA - Mon, Kanoa and Jessica Rabbitt 7pm; Thu, Special Guest 7:30pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm; Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm.

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DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Martinelli Band 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 7pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.);

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GANNON’S A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Tue, Braddah Larry Golis 6-8pm; Fri, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm. (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Dominic 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Pi‘ikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom & Mark 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka‘oka 6:308:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka‘oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon, Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl.); 808-891-2322.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Willie K. 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne sets Mulligans afire 7pm; Thu, Super Fun Pub Quiz with Trish 9:30pm; Fri, Stay Eazy 7-9pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers 6:309:30pm; Mon, The Makai Jazz Group 7-9pm; Tue, Brenton Keith’s Mulligan’s Magic Show 6:308pm; Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

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RITA’S - Sat, Blues with Louise Lambert and Kenny Geiser 6:30-9:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-214-5788.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm; Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Clay Mortensen 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.,); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Thu, Rama Camarillo 6:308:30pm; Fri, Ellis Ayres 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Reggae w/ Ras Shaggai 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Artie Parti 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Wed, Natalie Nicole 6:30-8:30pm.

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CHARLEY’S RESTAURANT & SALOON Thu, Prime Rib Thursday Night Blues with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos 6:30-8:30pm; Mon, Live Band Open Mic & Jam 7-10pm; Tue, Howard Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Evan Dove & Friends 6:30-8:30pm. (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085.

DAZOO RESTAURANT - Tue, Richard Dancil Hawaiian Music 6-8pm; Thu, Miss Meaghan Owens 6:30-8:30pm. (71 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-9999.

FLATBREAD COMPANY - Thu, Randall Rospond 5:30-8pm; Mon, Wes Furumoto 6-9pm.

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HANA HOU CAFE - Thu, Rick 6-9pm; Fri, Steve Sargenti and Swiss 6-9pm; Sat, Tradewinds 6-9pm; Mon, Hula Honeys 6-9pm; Wed, Betz and Adam with Vince Esquire 6:30-9pm. (810 Haiku Rd.); 808-575-2661.

THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Fri, Louise Lambert Jazz Trio 7:30-10:30pm; Wed, Blues with the House Shakers 8:30-10:30pm. (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

TOMMY BAHAMA’S TROPICAL CAFE Every Thu & Fri, Margie Heart 5:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Sat, Howard Ahia 5:30-9:30pm; Mon, Greg Di Piazza 5:30-9:30pm; Wed, Merv Oana 5:30-9:30pm. (3750 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-9983.

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WAILUKU COFFEE COMPANY - Fri, Live Music 4-6pm. (28 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-495-0259.

UPCOUNTRY MAUI CAFE DES AMIS - Mon, Mark Johnstone 6:308:30pm. (42 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-579-6323.

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I wish you could subject pieces of your soul to physical treatments this week. For instance, your pride really needs a good ironing; recent events have left it wrinkled and unwearable—and you deserve better than that. Your general outlook, stained as it is with cynicism and gloom (also triggered by certain experiences of late), could use a good spin through the washing machine. A good scrub and an infusion of some fresh-smelling optimism would really help things. Although obviously a literal enactment of these actions is impossible, can’t you go there in your head? Treat your problems like tough stains or fashion faux pas, and either systematically scrub them clean or throw them out.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

A lawyer smashed his pickup truck through the gates of his own gated community, in a fit of frustration. He was tired of having to identify himself at the entrance to preserve his neighbors’ “prestige and property values.” You understand, don’t you? Follow his example. The emotional barriers that are supposedly protecting you are as ineffectual and obstructive as the rent-a-cops and flimsy gates of his community. They’re just restricting you, slowing you down, and lending you a false sense of security. Screw that. Do what the attorney did: Drive through them, and sue anyone who tries to stop you.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Misery loves company—so watch out. Whiners and mopers are drawn to you like flies to shit this week.

Don’t let them land; the last thing you need is the oozing maggots of their depression squirming through your psyche. That’s not to say you should be a fairweather friend and refuse help to loved ones in need.

Just be discerning; figure out who you can actually pull from the mire of their melancholy and who’s more likely to drag you in. Some people are just determined to feel bad for a little while, as part of their process, and there’s nothing you can do about it—so don’t try.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Shave your head. Start a cult. Quit your TV addiction. This is the best week this year to put your most radical inspirations into effect. All those “crazy” ideas you thought you might like to try are more likely to succeed now than at any other time. The universe is primed to lend extra vigor and follow-through to any dramatic changes you’d consider. So go for it. And if you don’t do it this week, you might as well shelve the whole idea, at least for a while—if you can’t work up the nerve or discipline for it now, you’re not going to be able to for a long time.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

Stephen King once jokingly claimed that he derived inspiration for his terrifying prose from the pickled heart of a slave boy who lived in the early 1800s, which he kept in a jar on his desk.

Although the famous author of horror fiction doesn’t actually own such a thing, you might take inspiration from his tall tale, because certain unlikely talismans in your life have recently become supercharged with power to arouse and instigate you. Since you have special need to be on your best game, make use of these and any other lucky charms or advantages you might possess.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Caligula, of ancient Rome, as a show of contempt for the incumbent Senators, is reputed to have given his favorite horse, Incitatus, a consulship. He said the creature would do a better job than any actual humans vying for political positions. Beware of attitudes like the notorious emperor’s. Bite your acid tongue.

As much as you may want to read someone or rub his face in his own ignorance or incompetence, show some restraint. Your disdain is probably entirely justified, but your sarcasm will get you into more trouble than it’s worth. Is a moment’s sweet satisfaction worth weeks of subsequent aggravation? I doubt it.

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

When brainstorming strategies this week, return to your Libran roots—consider absolutely every option available. Later, you can discard certain tactics based on ethical or philosophical grounds, but don’t limit your imagination right off. For example, if your goal were seduction, your first impulse might be to try a purely romantic approach. But you shouldn’t, at least at the outset, ignore the uglier (but arguably more certain) options of drugging or paying your potential partner.

Since your best approach lies somewhere between your most effective and least objectionable alternatives, make sure you’re aware of them all.

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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Ugh. You were enticed from afar by what appeared to be a beautiful, aromatic rose. Upon closer inspection it turned out to be one of those huge, insectivorous flowers that reek of rotting meat. Take a breath. There’s still beauty to be found here, if only in evolution’s distasteful but effective design. Try not to be too disappointed that it’s not what you expected. Accept what is. Watch the flies buzz in to their dooms and smile. If you can graciously and enthusiastically receive what’s given, asked for or no, you’re more likely to get what you really want, as soon as it’s available.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

My friend saved a dog’s life. He saw her fall through the melting ice of a pond she’d been playing on. No one seemed to notice, or care, so he plunged into the water, breaking the thin ice with fists and boots so he could rescue the hapless hound, heedless that he’d have to show up at work an hour later soaked to the chest with icy pond water. No matter that the quandaries you perceive are more complicated, layered, incredibly inconvenient, and generally daunting than usual. Think of what you stand to gain, not lose. My friend’s clothes and shoes were ruined—but he saved a life.

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I spent the whole day scouring my apartment for a party I was hosting. I was amused throughout by the irony of cleaning the place just so it could be trashed hours later. Sound familiar? Your heart is my apartment. It could imminently play host to a very fun—but messy—party, but no one’s going to want to show up and stay unless you get it all tidied up. What a sty!

My god, the underwear from your last screw is still lying on the floor! Motivating to scrub your most sacrosanct emotional retreats so you can play host to a new guest or guests might be difficult, especially since they’re liable to mess it all up again, but come on, now. It needs to be done anyway, so just do it.

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LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

A sudden shift in altitude can make your eardrums “pop.” Sometimes, the effect is dramatic. You hadn’t noticed that your ability to hear clearly had become impaired until the muted ambient sounds sprang suddenly into clarity and booming volume. That’s the best way I can describe what you may become aware of—if you’re paying attention—this week, when the universe subtly intensifies your existence. I’m just warning you so you won’t be shell-shocked, alarmed, or frightened when your life’s vividness abruptly escalates—instead, be delighted, excited, and inspired.

Don’t overthink. You’re sort of a super-brain in general, but your tendency to look for complex solutions is your downfall this week—since the answers to most of your problems are so blindingly obvious and simple that you’re sure to miss them. Your troubleshooting is often too in-depth, too soon. Before you begin eagerly dismantling a supposedly “broken” machine, make sure it was plugged in when you tested it, first.

Your emotional quandaries might be astoundingly easy to solve this week as well—so why complicate them with circuitous, meandering resolutions?

To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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