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1. In January, the median price for a condo in Maui County was $691,500, according to a Feb. 10 Pacific Business News blog post. According to PBN, what was the median price for a Maui County condo in January 2013?

A. $705,000 B. $675,000 C. $620,000 D. $595,000 E. $550,000

3. In his Feb. 5 State of the County address, Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa said, “We have the energy, we have the momentum and we will prevail.” A county official told me that line is repurposed from a famous book. What book was it?

A. Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs B. Slouching Towards Bethlehem by Joan Didion C. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson D. The Right Stuff by Tom Wolfe E. On the Road by Jack Kerouac See answers, page 29

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created a positive momentum, and we need to ride that wave for as long as we can.”

The Maui News seemed to love the notion of Arakawa’s administration creating “momentum,” even playing it up in their story’s headline. But momentum is an ancient concept in physics and politics–without some kind of forward, decisive motion, a political leader runs the risk of stalling or, even worse, getting tossed aside by other political leaders (county councilmembers, legislators, etc.)

For that reason, Arakawa made clear in his speech that he still has big plans for the county– plans so big achieving them may not be possible in our lifetimes. “Eventually we hope to make Maui County a zero-waste community, where we reuse and recycle instead of trash and bury,” he said. Arakawa also noted that “we still have a ways to go before we hit our long term goal of 100 percent renewable energy.”

The last point of the speech is the most important, and most delicate–so much so that few leaders will make it explicitly. It’s the belief that only the mayor/governor/ PHOTO COURTESY GOV. NEIL ABERCROMBIE FLICKR

The island of Maui is located approximately 5,000 miles from the original copy of the United States Constitution on display at the National Archives in Washington, D.C., but given the actions of the Maui Police Department, we might as well be five light years away.

Don’t believe me? Go stand on a sidewalk– any public sidewalk around the county will do. Chances are that you’ll be in trouble if one of Maui’s Finest happens upon you.

In the County of Maui, cops will bust you if you’re standing on a public sidewalk while carrying a sign that expresses some sort of political message. They’ll bust you if you try to take photographs of them doing their jobs–even if you’re just standing on a public right-of-way– as our publisher Tommy Russo found out in 2012. And they’ll bust you if you’re trying to hand out some sort of religious information to other people on the public sidewalk.

Didn’t know about that last one? Well, neither did the ACLU’s Hawaii office, and now they’re suing the County of Maui over it, according to their Feb. 6 press release: “Maui County (“County”) is again in federal court, accused of violating the free speech rights of a Maui pastor and his wife,” stated the release. “In October, Pastor Strat Goodhue and his wife, Doreen, were peacefully handing out religious materials on the public sidewalk outside the Maui Fair when a Maui Police Department (“MPD”) Officer ordered them to leave.

When Pastor Goodhue asked a second Officer whether this was legal, the Officer replied that it was–and, worse, that Pastor and Mrs. Goodhue could also be ejected from other public sidewalks nearby (including in front of the police station) if they attempted to distribute religious literature.”

The case is in litigation, so county officials won’t comment on the suit. Attorney Matthew Winter with the law firm Davis Levin Livingston, which is handling the lawsuit for the ACLU, had no such qualms. “The fact is that the sidewalk is public space, and under the First Amendment, all are free to express

their opinions there,” he said in the Feb. 6 press release. “While government may set some restrictions on the time, place and manner of speech in order to protect public safety, they are not allowed to unilaterally squash the voice of peaceful, law abiding demonstrators.

Pastor and Mrs. Goodhue did the right thing in obeying the commands of MPD officers, but those commands were unconstitutional– and so today we are in court to make sure this kind of thing doesn’t happen again.”

say, without a doubt, that our community is in a better place than when we first began this journey,” he said in his speech.

“Then last lear I said that while we still have much more to do, the state of the County was GOOD. And things are still GOOD. In fact, things are even better.”

Through his speech, Arakawa pointed to low unemployment numbers, ongoing road repairs and rehabilitation projects, water infrastructure improvements, installing solar panels on the roofs of county buildings, bus system expansion, affordable housing construction and park maintenance and restroom repairs as evidence that his administration is doing good. “[T]he County finally purchased 209 acres last year which will eventually become the Central Maui Regional Park,” Arakawa noted. “Once this park is complete, we will have space for everyone to play almost any sport.”

The second, equally important part of the speech is to make clear that while the

MAYOR ARAKAWA SAYS STATE OF THE COUNTY IS GOOD! So last night Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa delivered the fourth and last State of the County address at the Maui Art & Cultural Center’s McCoy Studio Theater. We couldn’t make it, but have a copy of the speech and the Feb. 6 Maui News, which described the attending crowd as “standing room only.”

Speeches like this, whether they’re given by mayors, governors or presidents, have three main points. The first is to make clear to the audience that the mayor, governor or president has done a lot of good while in office. Arakawa returned to this point repeatedly in his speech.

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administration has done a lot of good, a lot more good has yet to be done. Things are great, the mayor/governor/president says, but they could be greater…

“Looking towards our future, we want more than just to recover, we want this community to thrive,” Arakawa said in his speech.

“We can do it because this community has

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president making the State of Whatever speech has the capability to build on all those successes he/she just outlined.

Coming out and making such a statement is too easily written off as immodest–which might as well be political suicide. Instead, the point has to be implied throughout the speech, strong enough that citizens get it, but not so strong that they’re repulsed by it. Arakawa’s use of the word “we” throughout his speech was definitely his way to approach this point.

In his speech, Arakawa opted for an ending that, at first, sounds humble, but on further reading could only be expressed by someone who confidently exercises power.

“In closing, may I just say that it has been an honor to be your mayor for the past three years,” he said. “I was given this honor once before and it has been a Godsend to have this opportunity once again. It would be an honor and a privilege to serve another four years, but this is not the time or place for that speech.” ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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by Anthony Pignataro

Were County Workers Golfing On County Time?

County parks director Glenn Correa on admin. leave

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aui County Parks & Recreation Director Glenn T. Correa is on administrative leave pending the outcome of a Maui Police investigation into county workers' alleged golfing at Waiehu Municipal Golf Course on county time, said an official with the County of Maui who requested anonymity because of the sensitivity of the matter. A second employee with the Parks & Recreation department, who also requested anonymity, confirmed that Correa hasn’t been at the office since at least earlier this year.

As for the Maui PD investigation, Lt. William Juan–the Maui Police Public Information Officer–did not respond to a request for comment on the investigation by press time. But an employee at the Waiehu Golf Course who did not wish his name used in this story confirmed that Maui detectives did recently visit the course.

“They were here about two weeks ago,” the employee said. “I’m not really sure what they were looking for.”

The employee said the police detectives did not mention anyone by name.

A phone message left at Correa’s home wasn’t returned by press time. But a voicemail message left with Lisa Sakumoto, the director’s secretary led to a humorous, indirect confirmation that things aren’t quite right at the Parks & Rec department.

When I first heard a tip about Correa on Feb. 10, I called his office, and was routed to his secretary’s voicemail. I left a message saying that I’d heard he had been suspended and wished to find out if it was true. Later that day, I learned from another source that Correa was actually on paid administrative leave and had not been suspended. That af-

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ternoon, when I published a brief blog post on the matter at Mauifeed.com (two days before The Maui News published their story on the situation), I reported that my sources were telling me the County had placed Correa on administrative leave.

Which is why I laughed a few hours later when Deputy Director Brianne Savage finally called me back. “Just wanted to confirm that he is not suspended,” Savage said in a voicemail message.

Of course, Savage neglected to say why Correa couldn’t call me back himself and say the same thing, instead referring me to Rod Antone, the county Communications Director. Antone said that the situation with Correa was a “personnel matter,” which he couldn’t comment on. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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IT'S BEEN WEEKS SINCE THE MAUI NEWS PUT UP THEIR ONLINE PAYWALL Maui store will open in the Shops at Wailea in early 2014. On Oahu, the company has seven retail stores in Waikiki, one at Ward Warehouse and a kiosk in the Makai Food Court at Ala Moana Center.

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Honolulu Cookie Company is hoping to launch a national expansion by bringing Ahmad Yu on board as its new Vice President of Operations. Yu will oversee the company’s manufacturing, distribution, purchasing and quality assurance. He will also be responsible for all operation support systems.

Yu is currently a member of the American Association of Candy Technologists, Institute of Food Technologists and director of the Hawaii Macadamia Nut Association. His professional accomplishments include certification in Hawaii Agricultural Leadership Foundation’s two year leadership program. He has also served as chairman of the Hawaii Institute of Food Technologists.

His goals for Honolulu Cookie Company include working towards the realization of the company’s major expansion vision. “I hope to use my experience in quality, food safety, operation efficiency and management to

help Honolulu Cookie Company meet new challenges as we expand from the local market to national and beyond,” Yu said in a Feb. 6 press release.

Yu, who graduated from the University of Hawaii at Manoa in 1982 with a Master’s Degree in Food Science and Technology, brings 30 years of experience in food manufacturing and processing to Honolulu Cookie Company; his knowledge of products ranges from candies and baked goods to fruits, juices, fish and meats.

“We are excited to have Ahmad as part of our executive team,” said Ginger Waters, Vice President of Marketing in that Feb. 6 press release. “His leadership skills and range of experience will prove invaluable to Honolulu Cookie Company.”

His previous jobs included working at Hawaiian Host as Director of Quality and Innovation and Director of Operations at Big Island Candies., Inc. The Honolulu Cookie Company has two stores on Maui–one in Whalers Village and one on Front Street in Lahaina; a third

You’ve got a few months to plan, but TEDxMaui is returning to the Maui Arts & Cultural Center on Sept. 28 for its third year. The daylong event, which is independently produced under license from TED will feature presenters and performers who have passion, curiosity and creativity to change the world with their revolutionary ideas, according to organizers.

Past presenters at TEDxMaui include Dr. Elizabeth Kapu‘uwailani Lindsey, the first female Fellow and Polynesian Explorer for the National Geographic Society;

Steve Jobs and Hillary Clinton.

Created in the spirit of the original TED talks, the annual TEDxMaui event was launched in 2012 by local organizers who wanted to bring inspiration to Maui and share ideas from Maui with the world. All presentations from TED conferences are required to be available free to the public. Past presentations by the national organization are available TED.com.

Videos from the first two years of TEDxMaui can be seen at tedxmaui.com.

Tickets for TEDxMaui 2014 will go on sale via the MACC Box Office on April 15.

Presentations will be held at the MACC’s Castle Theater and in the Yokouchi Pavilion.

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Organizers of TEDxMaui 2014 are currently selecting presenters for this year’s event. Those interested in applying to speak or nominating a speaker can go to tedxmaui.com to fill out the application forms. The final list of presenters will be unveiled later this year.

TED, which stands for “Technology, Entertainment, Design,” is a national nonprofit organization devoted to “Ideas Worth Spreading.” The organization hosts an annual conference that has featured numerous high-profile speakers including Bill Gates, Jane Goodall, Sir Richard Branson,

the planning of the fireworks event over to the Maui Chamber of Commerce for the past four years while it regrouped and strengthened its organization.

“It is such an important economic and social event for the Maui community,” said Chamber of Commerce President Pamela Tumpap. “It has been an honor to work on this event and hold successful and growing Fourth of July Fireworks in Lahaina celebrations for the past four years.

However, today the originating organization, the LahainaTown Action Committee, is strong and ready to take it back on. It is time to hand the baton over and let them run with it again.”

Both organizations will work together planning the 2014 Fourth of July Fireworks celebration. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS Two 16-year-olds tried to pull off a street robbery at a housing complex in the Bernal Heights neighborhood of San Francisco in December, but one was arrested and the other is no longer with us. According to police, the victim cooperated fully with the two, but for some reason, one of the muggers fired his gun anyway. The bullet struck the victim (who was hospitalized, but will survive), ricocheted off his face and hit the shooter’s partner, who died at the scene.

THE JOY OF RESEARCHING A team of Czech Republic researchers led by Vlastimil Hart, writing in Frontiers in Zoology in December, reported

that dogs (among a few mammals), dealing with a nature’s call, spontaneously align their body axis with the Earth’s magnetic field. To reach that conclusion, the researchers said they observed 70 dogs of 37 breeds during defecation (1,893 observations) and urination (5,582) over a two-year period.

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And Japanese lingerie manufacturer Ravijour now has a bra whose front clasp can be locked unless its built-in heart-rate monitor signifies that the heartbeat is characteristic of “true love.” Ravijour said it is still testing the bra.

MAN’S BFFS The Battersea Dogs and Cats Home in Fulham, England, admitted in December that a rescued Staffordshire bull terrier, Barney, had a ladies’ underwear-eating habit and that potential adopters should keep him away from laundry baskets. In his first days at Battersea, officials say, he “passed” knickers three times. And the Cairns (Australia) Veterinary Clinic warned in December of several reports of dogs becoming addicted to licking cane toads (which notoriously protect themselves by a venomous secretion that can be hallucinogenic). One vet told Brisbane’s Courier-Mail of individual “serial lickers” treated for cane toad poisoning several times a year.

EASILY OFFENDED RACCOONS The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals condemned a Pet Expo in Greenhithe, England, in October after reports emerged that a trainer had showcased “Melanie,” a raccoon that rides a bicycle-like device, apparently to great acclaim. An RSPCA statement denounced the expo for “degrading” a “wild animal” in such a “demeaning light.”

LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS A group of (legal) prostitutes in the Netherlands began a campaign in December to have their occupation officially termed so dangerous and physically challenging that they should be allowed (as soccer players are) to save in tax-free pension funds. They carry out “difficult physical work,” their lawyer said, and their careers are likewise short-lived–much better-suited for the young. Furthermore, he pointed out, prostitutes are not able, post-career, to earn money coaching or by endorsements.■

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ello young lovers–the lovers ones who “were walking” the black and white dog on Sugar Beach the other morning. Perhaps, if you had actually been holding the dog’s leash, you would have noticed the deposit she left for those following you. Of course, even if you had your dog under control, you weren’t carrying a bag or anything, so it’s not like you would have done anything about it. Then a few days later, you came back to the beach with two dogs, both again off-leash, and were once again no better prepared than you were before. I can’t believe that the majority of Maui’s citizens like decorating the beaches with dog poop! ■

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Here are 20 pieces of proposed state legislation that deal with law enforcement and criminal justice that you need to know about.

By Anthony Pignataro

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here must be hundreds of proposed bills floating around the state Legislature these days, dealing with all manner of topics. Some are vital, others (probably the majority) are considerably less so. Given the importance of law enforcement and criminal justice, we’ve gone through that vast pile of possible future laws and found 20 that we think our readers should know about. A few of these would make important checks on the power of cops and courts, while others would (in our opinions) further erode civil rights.

Enjoy!

HB 1660 HD1 - Obstructing Sidewalks This bill protects our valiant public sidewalks from being unjustly “obstructed” by members of the public. In a thinly veiled assault on being homeless, the bill “Specifies that the offense of obstructing includes, in addition to obstructing a highway or public passage, providing less than one meter of space for passage on any paved public sidewalk, except as authorized by law, or failing to obey a law enforcement officer’s order or request to cease any of the foregoing activities.”

Status: Referred to Senate Judiciary and Labor Committee on Feb. 6 SB 2937 - ‘Relating To A Law Enforcement Standards Board’ For anyone who reads MauiTime on at least a semi-regular basis, the following sentences–taken right from the bill text–are not at all surprising: “Hawaii is the only state in the country without any state-level regulation of police. Regulation is left to the counties. Hawaii is only one of six states that does not establish minimum standards required to be a police officer and does

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not have any procedure for revoking a police officer’s certification for serious misconduct.” For that reason, this bill seeks to set up a statewide “law enforcement standards board” that would certify cops (and any other public agency with police powers).

Status: Referred to Senate Public Safety/Judiciary and Labor and Ways and Means Committees on Jan. 23.

HB 2239 (SB 2788) - ‘Disclosing Public Health Statistics Records to Law Enforcement’ Unlike other states, in Hawaii it’s not just anyone who can get access to a person’s public health statistics records (like a birth certificate). Usually, it’s just the person named on the record or a close relative. This bill adds police officer to the list. Specifically, “A law enforcement officer, as defined by section 710-1000(13), who needs a public health statistics record as evidence in a criminal investigation.”

Status: Referred to House Judiciary Committee on Feb. 11.

HB 2661 - Homeless person bill of rights This creates “a homeless person’s bill of rights to guarantee that the rights, privacy, and property of homeless persons are adequately safeguarded and protected under the laws of this State.” It seeks “to ensure that their person, privacy, and property are safeguarded and protected. And the bill further makes it legal for people without homes to “Move freely in public spaces, including on public sidewalks, in public parks, on public transportation, and in public buildings without harassment or intimidation from law enforcement officials, in the same manner as other persons.”

Status: Referred to Human Services, Judiciary Committees on Jan. 27

HB 2607 - Concealed Carry License of pistols or revolvers This bill sets out the legal steps Hawaii police chiefs can take to start issuing Concealed Carry Licenses. But before you grab your Glock and run to the police station (an act you might want to think twice before attempting), please note that the bill lists A LOT of steps that must be completed before anyone gets said license.

Status: Referred to House Judiciary Committee on Jan. 27 HB 2550 - Internet Crimes Against Children Fund According to the bill’s summary, this “Establishes an internet crimes against children fee for each felony or misdemeanor conviction.” The bill summary also states that the fund would “provide training and resources for local law enforcement agencies’ and investigators’ use in investigating and prosecuting internet crimes against children.”

Status: Referred to House Human Services, Judiciary and Financial Committees on Jan. 27.

HB 2505 - Failure to report child disappearance Missing children are every parent’s nightmare, and this bill brings the hammer down on caregivers who don’t act as quickly as they should when a child disappears. It “Establishes penalties for caregivers who fail to report the death or disappearance of a child to law enforcement or who provide false information to law enforcement authorities.”

Status: House Human Services Committee passed it on Feb. 4

HB 2033 HD1 - Exempts breast feeding moms from jury duty The bill text is pretty clear about why this is necessary.

“Mother-child separation presents a serious challenge to continuing breastfeeding,” the bill states. “It costs nothing to exempt a breastfeeding woman from jury duty, and this exemption can make a bigg p

is one of the most important responsibilities of the State,” states the bill. “However, security positions are among the lowest paying in public schools, and additional incentives are needed to address increased security needs adequately.”

Status: Referred to House EducaStat tion, Labor and Financial Committion tees on Jan. 27 SB 2591 - Law Enforcement Misconduct Reports Mis It’s not a repeal of the special exIt emption in the state’s public records emp law that protects the identities of bad cops, cops but this bill does at least call for more m detailed reporting of cases of police misconduct. p Status: Referred to Senate JuSta diciary and Labor Commitd tee on Feb. 11

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HB 2609 - ‘Abuse of Family Member or Household Members’ H Call it the Officer Nelson Johnson Act. This bill “ReC quires the court to hold a separate probable cause hearquir ing, when a person is charged with the offense of abuse of a family or household member or refusal to comply with the lawful order of a police officer, to review the w charge and determine if there is probable cause to ch believe that the person charged will benefit from unb dergoing domestic violence intervention programs.” d (Note: Officer Johnson, who was indicted on two (N charges of abusing family members, has not yet been ch convicted of a crime.) conv Status: Referred to House Human Services, Judiciary and Stat Financial Committees on Jan. 27 Fina

difference in preserving the breastfeeding relationship.

A woman should never have to worry about how she is going to feed her baby while required to sit in a courtroom, or while sequestered.”

Status: Referred to House Judiciary Committee on Feb. 11.

SB 2032 SD1 - Violence against health care personnel Because we can never have too many special crime categories, this bill “Adds intentionally or knowingly causing bodily injury to medical services providers to assault in the second degree offense,” states the bill summary. It also “Expands the medical services providers to which the offense would apply.”

Status: Senate Judiciary and Labor Committee has hearing scheduled on Feb. 12.

SB 2897 (HB 2347) - ‘Relating to Department of Taxation Criminal Investigators’ Much like the federal Internal Revenue Service, the state Department of Taxation employs criminal investigators, whose job is to track down people who show more than a slight hesitation to pay the taxes they owe. But apparently, the existence of this bill seems to show that people just aren’t respecting the state tax cops like they should. Hence this piece of legislation, which states that “Persons appointed and commissioned under this section shall have and may exercise all of the powers and authority and the benefits and privileges of a police officer or of a deputy sheriff, including the power to arrest.”

Status: Senate Public Safety Committee passed it on Feb. 11.

HB 2652 - Double Dipping Security Guards This bill makes it legal for retired cops, firefighters and National Guardsmen to “double dip”–collect their pension while still employed–if they go to work as a school security guard. The reason for this? “Ensuring safety in public schools

HB 2409 - ‘Relating To Disorderly Conduct’ The Hawaii statutes already list five ways in which a perTh son can engage in “disorderly conduct” at a bus stop. These include inclu fighting, subjecting someone to abusive language and making “unreasonable noise.” Anyway, this bill adds a sixth way to that list: lying down “at a bus stop shelter or other othe bus stop structure in a manner that impedes or obstructs the use of or access to the bus stop.” Gee, I wonder which socio-economic strata this bill is aimed at...

Status: Passed Second Reading on Feb. 10.

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the individual a danger to self or a danger to others.”

Of course, how one doctor diagnoses “danger to self ” will be different from another’s, but hey, what do you expect from an explosively charged two-page bill?

Status: Referred to Senate Public Safety/Health and Judiciary and Labor Committees on Jan. 23.

SB 2938 - ‘Relating To Firearms Registration’ This bill brings the world of firearms registration–which is already mandatory for everyone in the state who owns a gun–into the 20th century. “Each county shall establish an online registration process for registering firearms that generally requires no more than two visits to the respective county police station per registration,” states the bill. “Any funds received from county firearm registration fees shall be used to pay for online registration processing costs.”

Status: Referred to Senate Ways and Means Committee on Feb. 12.

SB 2915 - Establishes State Highway Patrol Show of hands of those who loved the TV show CHiPs, which ran from 1977 to 1983 on the NBC network? Starred Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox as two fun-loving but deadlyserious motorcycle officers with the California Highway Patrol? Anyway, this bill would set up the same outfit here in Hawaii, as a division of the Sheriff’s Department (though probably without Erik Estrada, which is sad).

HB 2421 - ‘Relating to Unmanned Aircraft Systems’ Here’s a timely bill governing the use of drones–especially in regards to law enforcement against citizens. The bill “Requires individual consent or a search warrant to track an individual through the use of unmanned aircraft systems,” states the bill summary. It “Prohibits the repurposing of data without a search warrant. [It] Prohibits the carrying of firearms aboard unmanned aircraft systems. [It] Prohibits the causing of a nuisance from the operation of unmanned aircraft systems and model aircrafts. [It] Requires the police departments to implement guidelines of the International Association of Chiefs of Police Aviation Committee.”

Status: Referred to Senate Public Safety/Transportation, Ways and Means Committees on Jan. 23.

Status: Referred to House Transportation, Judiciary and Financial Committees on Jan. 27.

SB 2590 - Cops can’t get drunk on duty In response to the recent Christopher Deedy trial, in which a federal agent visiting Hawaii was charged with getting drunk and then killing a local (and which ended in a mistrial), we have this bill that would prohibit any and all public safety employees (ie, cops) from consuming alcohol while carrying a firearm or an unspecified number of hours before carrying a firearm.

Granted, we already thought it was illegal for cops to get drunk on duty, but that shows what we know.

SB 2957 - Doctor’s Note Required To Get a Gun Yes, you read that right. “Any individual applying for a permit to acquire the ownership of a firearm shall provide, as part of the permit application, a medical clearance by the individual’s primary care physician or psychiatrist who has examined the applicant no more than ninety days prior to submission of the application,” states the bill. “The primary care physician or psychiatrist shall provide a medical clearance for any individual who has no diagnosis, as of the time of the examination, of any medical condition that could make

HB 1983 - Silver Alert Program for missing seniors This bill would create a “Silver Alert” system for missing senior citizens, similar to the state’s Maile Amber Alert program for missing children. Oh, and the bill defines “senior citizen” as 65 years old and older, so any 60-year-olds who go missing are pretty much on their own.

Status: House Human Services Committee passed with amendments on Feb. 11.

Status: Bill scheduled for decision making on Feb. 13. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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Steve Warsh’s Top 5 to Try 1. Prime Rib–The tenderness of slow roasted beef with a cabernet au jus will melt in your mouth. Served with gruyere and Swiss horseradish.

2. Bone-in Rib Eye–Not just for paniolos, their red wine demi glace is just the right touch of flavor for their robust rib eye.

3. Ahi Rita Style–Lightly seared with garlic panko and a balsamic reduction.

4. Baby Back Ribs–Somehow Warsh obtained the secret recipe for the sixth best ribs in the nation. Try these dry-rubbed, slow-smoked ribs as they drop off the bone.

5. House salad table side–The traditional salad at a steakhouse. It’s almost a dying art, but you can experience it here, and it’s included with all of their entrees or as a stand-alone dish.The salad features red onion, green olives, romaine and tomato, and the dressing is made table-side as well with fresh lemon and olive oil.

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he story of Rita’s, the newest Kihei Kalama Village restaurant, begins with a romantic vacation getaway.

It’s the vacation owner Steve Warsh took in 2005 that made him decide Maui was the place to be.

“It’s pretty simple,” says Warsh. “My soul belonged here. I’m a Type A personality. Here on Maui is where I can relax.”

Warsh spent the last 14 years in Las Vegas in another industry, but says he was ready to get back into food and beverage.

“I hadn’t been in the restaurant industry in 20 years,” says Warsh. “Rita’s is the tenth restaurant I’ve been involved in.”

Rita’s opened at the end of last summer, taking the spot left vacant by

Lulu’s Kihei. The second story, open-air restaurant is spacious, comfortable and offers great ocean views. There’s a large deck area, but also a significant bar with sports running on TV screens.

As for the menu, Warsh says he was going for classic steak and seafood because he felt that niche wasn’t being filled. He selected the all prime menu personally and says he has the only allprime menu in town.

“I know all about these cows,” says Warsh. “I sourced all grass-fed Iowa beef. They are all humanely raised.

Our lobster comes live from Portland Maine–they are never frozen.”

During a recent visit, I dove into their live Maine lobster, which is served with butter, lemon and sauteed vegetables.

The presentation was amazing, but the lobster did all the work. There was barely any room for veggies! The lobster was served with the tail cracked open–you

just pull out that luscious meat and dip.

Same for the claws.

The menu is full of seafood and steakhouse standards done with a special twist.

In November, Chef Josh Marten came on board to offer consultation to Rita’s–he tweaked the menu with his touch of sauces and pastas.

The dinner menu highlights many select cuts of meat, from filet to porterhouse, and fresh catches from local fisherman. They have a fresh catch trio that Warsh says is one of the most popular entrees: three filets with three different sauces. There are also scallops and Alaskan king crab rounding out the seafood offerings. All of the seafood reappears in the salad menus (there’s a steak salad, too). On the sides menu, they spare nothing from cheese-infused spinach to garlic mashed potato.

For pupus, you can expect lots of rich seafood starters like lobster bisque, steamed clams, crab and shrimp stuffed mushrooms, seafood wontons, coconut shrimp and fried calamari. Rita’s also of-

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fers some raw items too, like the seared ahi Rita style and the poke platter. I devoured some of their poke, which is served on crisp triangles of fried wonton chips and stacked high into a tower. The fresh cubes of shoyu-seasoned ahi sprinkled with chopped green onion were flawless.

Happy hour starts at 3pm and all pupus go on sale at half off till 6pm, with select Mai Tais and Margaritas for $3. Draft beer and wine is two bucks off and house martinis are $3.50. Live music each evening starts at 4pm, with rotating artists.

I dropped in to listen to Aloha Bluegrass on Saturday afternoon. Bluegrass may have come from Kentucky, but I swear it’s better enjoyed over Mai Tais and sunsets. Speaking of which, the Mai Tai here is a bold concoction of rum and fresh pineapple juice that’s served in a pint glass like most of

their cocktails. Warsh says his favorite margarita is the “Kevin’s Coconut” but Rita’s has a mind stopping 17 different margaritas to choose from.

Lunch starts at 11am and is more casual than their dinner. Choose from burgers and fish and chips, and a few of the dinner favorites like ribs and seared ahi. Dinner starts at 6pm, with a change over to white table cloths and napkins that add a bit of extra elegance to the dining room as the sun goes down.

Warsh says that Rita’s is just a small mom and pop restaurant and he’s there every day. “Rita’s is for those of us who want Ruth’s Chris cuisine at Outback prices,” he says. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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Talking Story With Oahu Trumpet Player DeShannon Higa PHOTO COURTESY DESHANNON HIGA

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e hear a lot about big name Jazz artists coming to Maui, so it’s especially great to hear about one with Hawaii roots. DeShannon Higa, who grew up in Hilo, will be performing at Gannon’s on Saturday, Feb. 22, as a benefit to the Arts Education for Children Group.

He’s one of Oahu’s most renowned trumpet players, and has sat in with so many bands it’s hard to keep track.

Performing with Higa will be the select student combo Teal & Black Quintet, the Jazz instructor group Chop Suey Combo, Andrea Razzauti, Adonijah Imgrund, the King Kekaulike Jazz Combo, Mike Buono, Danny M and Sal Godinez. For reservations, call 808-879-8080.

Higa was game to talk story with us: MAUITIME: What’s your earliest memory of the trumpet?

DESHANNON HIGA: I was nine years old when I started playing trumpet. Drums was my first choice but my band teacher denied me, saying there were enough drummers already. A lot of my friends were playing trumpet at the time, so I decided to join them. It was the best decision I ever made.

MT: How did you meet your band?

DH: Not sure which band you mean, but if you’re talking about my own personal band, I have several. [There’s the] Jazz quartet Quadpod, quintet Bop Tribal, sextet Deep 6, eight-piece Subtonic Orchestra: Ear Candy, a hip hop/club band Subtonic Orchestra: Bump! and The DeShannon Higa Big Band.

All musicians in my bands are friends. I start there and look for the best musicians I can get who can also mix it up, who also have good chemistry with other members of the band, including myself.

When that happens, you’re able to discern good music from bad; you’re no longer getting spoon-fed–you are feeding yourself.

MT: Aside from your trumpet, what are three things you must have with you when doing a show?

DH: Oh that’s easy. First, a plan. Any good show has to have an arc: a beginning, a middle and an end. When I put a show together, I carefully select my songs and the order they go in. It has to flow. When done right, it takes the listener on a journey–one that they will want to go on again and again. Second, a killer rhythm section. ‘Nuff said. Third, good sound.

You can have #1 and #2, but a bad sound man can kill your show. If I can’t hear myself right, or hear the other instruments how I need to, I’m dead in the water. Good sound is critical to my success.

are all fun in their own right, but it’s the final product that brings me the most joy. To hear a composition performed live to an audience that “gets it” is the most rewarding feeling. For me, it is the harvest celebration.

MT: We stalked you on Twitter (@deshannon808). You have a taste for seafood... do you have a favorite spot on Maui?

DH: It’s gotta be Mama’s. Is there really any other spot?

MT: Maui’s Jazz community is growing.

Do you have a dream local musician you’d like to play with?

DH: Well, Bruno [Mars] is a local musician turned superstar. I’d like to play with him, but not in the pop, neon lights kindof-way. I’d like to do an unplugged session with him. I think that would be cool, and very interesting.

MT: Can you list one favorite thing about each band member?

MT: There’s nothing like a live trumpet. How does that fit into our modern, digital world?

MT: Do you have any new projects we can look out for?

DH: Let’s go with my quartet, Quadpod.

It’s a modern Jazz quartet. My drummer, Konrad Kendrick: wicked grooves. Bass, Jon Hawes: extremely musical. Keys, Reggie Padilla: swings his butt off.

DH: How true! There is nothing like the sound of a live trumpet. That’s the pull that keeps me coming back for more. CDs, MP3s, even vinyl, can’t quite do it. Something about the way the acoustic sound vibrations move through the air. There’s an extra dimension present that the best equipment still cannot reproduce. When I hear the sound of a great trumpet player, it affects me in a way few things do. It hits me in my core. It’s as if it is speaking to me in a language that only I understand.

DH: Look out for my band, Subtonic Orchestra, to do a Snarky Puppy-type live performance/ recording, but with localstyle kanikapila flair!

MT: How did growing up in Hilo influence your music?

DH: I don’t know, to be honest. It must be something in the soil. The Big Island grows some of the best food in Hawaii, it also produces some of the finest musicians. Some of the best musicians I know are from the Big Island, particularly Hilo. Come to think of it, Hilo is such a rainy, sleepy town, back in my day, if you couldn’t play outside ‘cause it’s raining (which happened a lot), there wasn’t much else you could do. So I’d stay inside and practice. Turned out to be a good thing.

MT: Do you have a dream venue?

DH: The Superbowl would be nice. I would love to play the National Anthem a cappella at the Superbowl.

MT: What’s your favorite part of the music process?

DH: Composing, arranging and producing

MT: What piece of advice do you have for an up-and-coming musician?

DH: First, pursue your dream. Second, find a mentor–someone who is living your dream. Third, be genuine in everything you do.

MT: Complete this sentence: When people listen to my music, I want them to walk away feeling…

DH: ...Like a secret part of them has been awakened, and will never be the same. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more A&E news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauivents.com

MT: Who is your biggest musical inspiration?

DH: Ah, I knew this one was coming. It’s hard to pick just one. But if I had to, I would say Miles [Davis]. A truly uniquely talented individual. He was more than a great musician, he was a visionary, not afraid to do what no one else had thought to do yet. In that way, he continues to inspire me.

MT: The Gannon's concert is a benefit for music education. Can you tell us why that’s important to you?

DH: Without music education, kids would be left to discover music on their own. Very few would get past the pop music of their generation. It takes good teachers, educational programs, mentors and role models to expose kids to the wonderful, colorful, historically rich and diverse world of music. The more music you’re exposed to, the more inspiration you have to draw from.

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, FEB. 13 CAFE CAFE LAUNCHES COFFEE COFFEE – Lahaina’s Cafe Cafe celebrates a string of milestones this Thursday through Saturday. The coffee shop will officially launch a new coffee line for their second-year anniversary. Cafe Cafe’s coffee line partners with the local farmers from Maui Oma Coffee Co. to provide a beverage unique to the islands. Enjoy espresso tastings, giveaways and sweet treats for the java shop’s three-day celebration. Free. 2pm-7pm. Cafe Cafe (129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-661-0006, CafeCafeMAUI.com. Photo courtesy Cafe Cafe

BIG MOVE ACROSS THE COMMUNITY – The Department of Educaucation-Maui District, Department of Parks and Recreation, Community Chilents dren’s Council and State Council on Developmental Disabilities presents the sixth annual Big Move Across the Community (MAC) this Thursday. Featuring 25 agencies and geared to those who are graduating high school with disabilities, all are welcome to discover what resources Maui has to offer. th of From transportation logistics to legal aid, Big MAC will show off a wealth er resources for two hours. Employers will be on hand as well to offer career w tips. Easter Seals Hawaii, Ka Lima O Maui and ARC of Maui are a few of the dozens of organizations expected to attend. Free. 3pm-5pm.

Wailuku Community Center (395 Waena Pl., Wailuku), robert. tarver@doh.hawaii.gov. Photo: Cary Bass/Wikimedia Commons

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THE KATINAS – Love Chapter: Songs & Stories with The Katinas returns just in time for Valentine's Day this Thursday. Comprised of five brothers, the group's latest endeavor, Love Chapter, is inspired by a combined 70 years of marriage between the five of them and covers popular love songs. With more than 20 years in the music business, the Washington residents return to Maui with their great sound and wonderful harmony. Proceeds will benefit Camp Agape, a camp for keiki with at least one incarcerated parent. $20. 7pm. Hope Chapel (300 E. Welakahao Rd., Kihei);808-879-3853, thekatinas.com. Photo courtesy The Katinas’ website

THE PLAY’S THE THING – ProArts Playhouse in Kihei is presenting The Play’s The Thing by Ferenc Molnar this Friday. Set on the Italian Riviera in the 1920s, the farce follows two playwrights’ scramble to keep their friend Albert Amber from discovering the infidelity of his fiance Ilona. The tragically funny play takes the audience on a rollercoaster of emotions. Be transported to a time of operetta and divas. $22. Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings at 7:30pm and Sundays at 3pm (no show on Feb. 16). Kama’aina nights available. ProArts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550, proartspacific.com. Photo courtesy ProArts

FRIDAY, FEB. 14 P PUBLIC RENEWAL OF VOWS – Re-live the happiest day of your life (well, hopefully) at Holy Innocents Episcopal Church’s Public Renewal Marriage Vows Ceremony this Friday. The second annual event gives those married in a religious or civil ceremony/civil union, and those of al all faiths, to do it all over again. Bring family and frien friends to witness the occasion and be presented with a signed Marriage Vow R Renewal certificate concluding the ceremony with cake to follow Free Holy Innocents Episcopal Episco follow. Free.

Church (561 Front St., Lahaina); 808661-4202, holyimaui.org. Photo: Musaroman/Wikimedia Commons

PANIOLO BBQ – George Kahumoku Jr., Ron Panzo of LuLu’s Lahaina and the Mendes Ranch team up for a new paniolo dining experience starting this Friday. The show will feature ranch animals, rodeo show style roping, Hawaiian BBQ dinner, marshmallow roasting and Hawaii country music by George Kahumoku Jr. Sing along under the stars at the Mendes Ranch and take it back to the old ranch days. $99 Ages 13 and up, $69 Ages 3 to 12, Kama’aina rates available. 5pm-7:30pm.

The Mendes Ranch (3530 Kahekili Hwy., Wailuku); 808669-3858, Mendesranch.com/BBQ, Kahumoku.com.

Photo: Stephen Fulljames/Wikimedia Commons

FRIDAY, FEB. 14 TEA TIME HAWAIIAN STYLE – Viewpoints Gallery would like to have you over for tea this Friday. In honor of the gallery’s Ho’olohe I Ke Kai, Tea Time Hawaiian Style invites the public for a time of Hawaiian teas and sweet treats. Guests are invited to don their festive Aloha wear and will be entertained by live music and hula. 4pm-6pm. The Courtyard (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979, viewpointsgallery.com.

Photo: Gisela Francisco/Wikimedia Commons

AMY HANAIALI‘I BY MOONLIGHT – This Friday, treat your Valentine to an evening with Hawaii’s songbird Amy Hanaiali’i, who will be accompanied by the Maui Pops Orchestra. Guests will enjoy a blend of Hawaiian music and violin under the Maui moon as Hanaiali’i’s vocals provide a romantic backdrop to your Valentine’s Day evening. Pre-show dinner will be available for purchase by Soup to Nuts. Beverage service will be available as well. $35-$65. 5:30pm Dinner. 7:30pm Show. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

SATURDAY, FEB. 15

FRIDAY, FEB. 14 WHALE-ENTINES DAY – In honor of Whale Day, Pacific Whale Foundation will offer a unique “Whale-ntine’s Day” special “Whales Under the Stars” on Valentine’s Night. Before heading to dinner, catch a sneak peek presentation by Greg Kaufman, a marine specialist and the PWF Executive Director. Kaufman has been involved in study and protection efforts for over three decades. Take a closer look at whale protection efforts around the world, including our home state.

Bring a beach chair or blanket. Free. 6:30pm-7:30pm. Kalama Park (Kihei); 808-249-8811, pacificwhale.org. Photo: NOAA/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, FEB. 15 WORLD WHALE DAY CELEBRATION – Commemorate World Whale Day this Saturday at Pacific Whale Foundation’s 34th annual Whale Day Celebration. Whale Day kicks off with a festive parade featuring Grand Marshall Mick Fleetwood, costumed sea creatures, floats, marching bands and live music. Following the parade, there will be family-friendly entertainment, activities, educational displays and more than 70 “Made on Maui” artisans. Various food vendors will be available. Don’t miss the opportunity to connect with local environmental effort agencies. The event is a tobacco and alcohol free. No coolers. Free. Kalama Park (1900 S. Kihei Rd.), mauiwhalefestival.org. Photo courtesy PWF

WOMEN HELPING WOMEN BENEFIT – Celebrate Valentine's Day by taking a stand against violence at Women Helping Women’s V-day International’s 16th anniversary this Friday. The evening features an eclectic entertainment lineup that includes dance music with Rio Ritmo, Afro-Brazilian drumming with Rada and Taiko drumming with Taiko Maui. Indulge in Indian cuisine (available for purchase) while hearing first-hand testimonies from WHW beneficiaries. 6pm-midnight. $20. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Paia), vdaymaui.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

SUNDAY, FEB. 16 ‘TANGLED’ – Gather the keiki for another Starry Night Cinema feature at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center this Sunday. Disney’s Tangled unlocks Rapunzel’s curiosity as she and Flynn Rider (an escaped thief) venture on a journey to freedom. Will they find it?

Dinner is available for purchase along with snacks and beverages.

Come early for live music, door prizes and keiki-friendly activities.

Free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: IMDB

TUESDAY, FEB. 18 EMAIL FOR BEGINNERS – The Kihei Public Library is once again offering an opportunity for beginners to take an introductory course in email. Students will be guided through a Gmail account set-up, taught how to compose an email, create contacts and more. You must have a Hawaii State Public Library card in order to access the Internet. Pre-Registration is required, and you need to bring your laptop. Contact the library with special accommodation requests. Free. 6pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833. Photo: Sigismund von Dobschütz/Wikimedia Commons

BETTER CHOICES, BETTER HEALTH – The County of Maui is presenting “Better Choices, Better Health,” a workshop series running Tuesday, Feb. 18 through Tuesday, Mar. 25. The program will offer information for those dealing with chronic health conditions. Each guest will receive “Living a Healthy Life with Chronic Conditions” reviewing nutrition, exercise and medication management. Guests will also get introductory action plans. Scholarships available. $10 (60yrs+); $35 (Under 60). 9am-11:30am. Lahaina. 808-463-3166, jan.roberson@mauicounty.gov. Photo: CDC/Wikimedia Commons

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Rage Against The Machine ‘Robocop’ is new, but not an improvement over the 1987 version Robocop ★★★★★ Rated PG13 / 102 Min.

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hen I saw the original 1987 Robocop in a movie theater, a funny thing happened. During the final scene of the film, the title character commits a heroic act and saves a wealthy old man. The man says, “Nice shooting son, what’s your name?” Robocop turns to the man, and us, and replies, “Murphy.”

For a character whose identity was stripped from him, it’s a triumphant, rousing declaration. Someone in the audience was so caught up in the moment, he yelled, “You’re damn right it is!” Everyone else in the auditorium started to cheer. As the end credits began to roll, you could feel the theater buzzing from the experience.

Paul Verhoeven’s classic sci-fi action/drama may be absurdly violent, viciously satirical and thrilling in its spectacle but the human story at its center is still what makes it a masterpiece of its genre.

At no point during Jose Padilha’s remake did I feel any kind of emotional connection to

anyone in it. Halfway in, there’s a sequence set to “If I Only Had a Heart” from The Wizard of Oz which made me wonder if everyone involved realized what was missing here.

The story is mostly the same: Officer Murphy (played here by Joel Kinnaman) is murdered, re-born as a cyborg and fights crime in futuristic Detroit. The details of his high-tech resurrection reveal corruption at the highest levels, though Murphy’s greatest battle is to maintain the part of himself that is still human.

To compare the remake to the original only points to where the screenplay made wrong turns and found missed opportunities.

In the original, Murphy was executed in horrifying fashion by a memorably colorful gang of criminals we grow to despise.

Here, Murphy’s demise is brought on by an impersonal car bombing. Also, the bad guys he pursues are uninteresting and scenes of his police work before donning the suit feel like outtakes from tired TV police dramas.

Much emphasis has been put on Murphy’s wife (played by Abbie Cornish) trying to reconnect with her slain husband. Cornish has the same sleek hairstyle in every scene (it appears she is always ready to attend a gala) and doesn’t find the heart of her character.

Since when does Detroit have the budget for this?

Most critically, neither does Kinnaman. The man in the suit simply isn’t very interesting.

Imagine Iron Man without Tony Stark and it might look like this movie.

Sections of the Robocop remake are so promising that I thought the film would get better. The supporting cast is well chosen, with Michael Keaton (in a serious turn) and Jackie Earl Haley providing outstanding villainy and Gary Oldman gives his halfbaked scientist role some passion. As a TV personality on a FOX News-like show, Samuel L. Jackson brings welcome showmanship, though the most interesting thing about the character is the man playing him.

Unlike the propulsive pace of the first film, the remake stops and starts without finding a rhythm. Padhila may not build a better machine but his action sequences are

impressive. When Robocop battles not one but three ED-209s, I was giddy with excitement.

Likewise, a motorcycle attack on bad guys, set mostly in pitch black, is a stunning sequence. If only the quieter scenes had as much juice.

The sight of Robocop without his suit is a shocker, though the special effect becomes overused. Shaky hand-held cameras during the action makes sense but serves no purpose during a scene with two people talking in a living room.

While preferable to the totally awful Total Recall remake from two years ago, this Robocop makes the same mistake of shoehorning moments and sound bites for fans, demonstrating how much better they were done the first time.

If someone wants to remake another Verhoeven film, will they please stay away from his sci-fi classics and just remake Showgirls? ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Robocop-PG13- THU 11:00 12:00 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:30, FRI-SAT 11:00 12:00 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00 9:30 10:30, SUN-WED 11:00 12:00 2:00 3:00 4:30 5:30 7:00 8:00 9:30 Ride Along-PG13- THU 12:20 2:35 4:50 5:50 7:05 9:20, FRI-WED 12:20 2:35 4:50 7:05 9:20 Bride For Rent-NR- THU 11:30 1:00 2:00 3:30 4:30 7:00 9:30, FRI-WED 3:00 5:30 Endless Love-PG13- THU 8:05 10:20, FRI-WED 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50 The Nut Job-PG- THU 12:30, FRI-WED 10:30 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit-PG13- THU 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50, FRI-SAT 12:30 8:00 10:20, SUNWED 12:30 8:00 Winter’s Tale-PG13- FRI-WED 11:45 2:15 4:45 7:15 9:45 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) About Last Night-R- THU 7:00 9:40, FRI (11:00 1:50 4:20) 7:00 9:40, SAT-SUN (11:00 1:50) 4:20 7:00 9:40, MON-WED (11:00 1:50 4:20) 7:00 9:40 Romeo & Juliet On Broadway-NR- THU 7:30, SUN 2:00 The LEGO Movie-PG- THU 2D- 11:50 2:20 5:00 7:30 10:00 3D- 11:10 1:40 4:20 6:50 9:20, FRI 2D (11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:30 10:00 3D- (11:10 1:40 4:20) 6:50 9:20, SAT-SUN 2D- (11:50 2:20) 5:00 7:30 10:00 3D- (11:10 1:40) 4:20 6:50 9:20, MONWED 2D (11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:30 10:00 3D- (11:10 1:40 4:20) 6:50 9:20 The Monuments Men-PG13- THU 10:50 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:50, FRI (10:50 1:20 4:10) 7:00 9:50, SAT-SUN (10:50 1:20) 4:10 7:00 9:50, MON-WED (10:50 1:20 4:10) 7:00 9:50 Vampire Academy-PG13- THU 11:30 2:00 4:50 7:20 10:00, FRI (11:30 2:00 4:50) 7:20 10:00, SATSUN (11:30 2:00) 4:50 7:20 10:00, MON-WED

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the dysfunctional woman who raised them. Stars Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts. 121 min.

who tags along with a cop so he can marry his (the cop’s) sister. 100 min.

ENDLESS LOVE - PG13 - Drama/Romance - A pretty girl falls for a bad boy while her parents try to keep them apart. 103 min.

BRIDE FOR RENT - UR - Comedy - This Filipino film tells the story of a young man who hires a woman to be his wife so he can secure his inheritance.

Hilarity ensues. 115 min.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - R - Romance/ Comedy - Three best friends try to deal with their relationships. 94 min.

ROBOCOP - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Not so great remake of the great 1987 sci-fi flick of the same name. Stars Joel Kinnaman and Gary Oldman. See this week’s film review. 102 min ROMEO & JULIET ON BROADWAY - UR - Romance/Drama - Orlando Bloom stars in this theatrical rendition of William Shakespeare’s famous play.

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WINTER’S TALE - PG13 - Fantasy/Drama - A burglar falls in love with an heiress just as she dies in his arms. Then he discovers he can be reincarnated!

Wait, what? 118 min.

FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

I, FRANKENSTEIN - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Drama - Frankenstein’s monster (Aaron Eckhart) ends up caught between warring clans of gargoyles and demons. 92 min.

JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Tom Clancy’s Cold War spy gets rebooted as a modern-day action hero. Stars Chris Pine and Keira Knightley. 105 min.

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LABOR DAY - PG13 - Romance/Drama - An escaped convict (Josh Brolin) takes a sad, single mom (Kate Winslet) and her son hostage. 111 min.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT - R - Romance/Comedy People meet at a bar, then go to bed together. Hilarity ensues. 113 min.

LONE SURVIVOR - R - Action - Four Navy SEALs end up in a very bad situation in Afghanistan in 2005. Stars Mark Wahlberg. 121 min.

AMERICAN HUSTLE - R - Drama - A con man (Christian Bale) and his pretty partner in crime (Amy Adams) end up working with a crazy FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). 138 min.

MONUMENTS MEN - PG13 - Drama - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this not particularly accurate look at American soldiers in World War II who rescued works of art from the Nazis. 118 min.

AUGUST OSAGE COUNTY - R - Drama - A family crisis brings some strong women into conflict with

RIDE ALONG - PG13 - Action/Comedy - Ice Cube and Kevin Hart star in this flick about a security guy

THE LEGEND OF HERCULES - PG13 - Action Yet another retelling of the ancient story about the mythical Greek hero. 99 min.

THE LEGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy - A LEGO minifigure battles a tyrant who wants to glue the universe together. 100 min.

THE NUT JOB - PG - Animation/Comedy - Surly, an independent-minded squirrel, gets banished from the park and is forced to live in the city. 86 min.

VAMPIRE ACADEMY - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A half-human, half-vampire chick protects good vampires from bad vampires. 104 min.

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET - R - Comedy - Martin Scorsese tells the story of Wall Street crook Jordan Belfort in all his sleazy, crooked glory. 180 min.

LAST CHANCE FROZEN SING-ALONG - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

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Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS LAHAINA SECOND FRIDAY TOWN PARTY Fri, Feb 14. Lahaina once again celebrates the Second Friday Town Party. Campbell Park will come alive with a full range of family activities for learning and fun with the theme of Love for the Ocean.

There will be live music from Maui Jam, followed by a drum performance from Boys & Girls Club Lahaina. The event headliner will be the movie premiere of Whale Love, presented by Jason Sturgis and National Geographic photographer, filmmaker and marine biologist Flip Nicklin. And there will be fun keiki entertainment including face-painting and art tutorials, local food and gift vendors. Free. 6-9pm (Front Street, Lahaina) mauifridays.com WHALE TALES 2014 - Feb 14-17. Enjoy the opening event at the Maui Theater this Friday, and a host of whale related activities in the following days. Learn about whales from top international scientists, photographers and conservationists.

Whale Tales is a four-day event with presentations, parties and opportunities to network with world-renowned personalities in whale research.

Hear directly from researchers about their most recent discoveries, view stunning underwater photography and video of whales in their natural environment and take a benefit whale watching cruise hosted by presenters. Opening event is Free, please see the website for a complete list of events. 4pm The Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-572-5700; whaletrust.org AMY HANAIALI‘I BY MOONLIGHT - Fri, Feb 14.

See This Week’s Picks. Tickets: $35, $45 and $65 for a limited number of premium table seating tickets. 7:3010:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org VALENTINE’S DAY DINNER & SHOW FEATURING SOUL KITCHEN - Fri, Feb 14. Soul Kitchen is a trio of vocalists backed by guitar, keyboard, sax, violin, percussion and bass guitar. It’s Soul Kitchen’s strong vocals, precise three-part harmonies, wide repertoire and unique song arrangements that make their sound distinct. Guests will surely savor Mulligan’s Special Valentine’s Day Menu. Mulligans on the Blue (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131, info@mulligansontheblue.com HAWAIIAN COWBOY BBQ AT MENDEZ RANCH- Fri, Feb 14. See This Week’s Picks.

Kama‘aina rates available. 5pm-7:30pm. The Mendes Ranch (3530 Kahekili Hwy., Wailuku); 808-6693858, Mendesranch.com/BBQ, Kahumoku.com WOMEN HELPING WOMEN ANNUAL VALENTINES BENEFIT - Sat, Feb 15. See This Week’s Picks. 6pm-midnight. $20. Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Paia), vdaymaui.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE~ A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage! Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Fridays at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99, and Kama‘aina Prices are available.

A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com, BurnnLove.com

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AN IMPROVISATION WORKSHOP INTENSIVE WITH MARK BELTZMAN - Feb 11 and Feb 18. This workshop is for the ensemble actor, improviser or anyone open to exploring the art of improvisation. Four workshops and a final performance on Feb. 19. $200 Registration Fee. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-463-6550; proartspacific.com THE PLAY’S THE THING- Feb 14 and 15.

See This Week’s Picks. Kama‘aina nights available. ProArts Playhouse (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808- 463-6550, proartspacific.com

FOODIE CAFE CAFE LAUNCHES COFFEE LINE - Feb 13-15. See This Week’s Picks. Free.

2pm-7pm. Cafe Cafe (129 Lahainaluna Rd., Lahaina); 808-661-0006, CafeCafeMAUI.com VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Feb 13. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at downtoearth.org. Free. 5:306:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org TEA TIME HAWAIIAN STYLE - Fri, Feb 14.

See This Week’s Picks. 4pm-6pm. The Courtyard (3620 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-572-5979, viewpointsgallery.com VALENTINES SPEED-DATING AT MAUI BREWING CO. - Fri, Feb 14. Celebrate being single at Maui Brewing Co. They will be open until midnight with drink specials, great food and more than 20 different beers on tap. Enjoy a fun, light hearted take on an otherwise cheesy holiday. Who knows? You might meet a new flame! Don’t be shy (or creepy). 9:30pm-Midnight, Maui Brewing Co. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Kahana); 808-669-3474 VALENTINE’S MAGIC DINNER - Fri, Feb 14.

World-renowned illusionists Jody Baran and Kathleen present a romantic evening of marvelous, magical illusions. Enjoy a unique show filled with classic magic, Hawaiian culture, cutting-edge illusions, audience participation and laugh-out-loud comedy. Tableside magic accompanies a threecourse gourmet meal. Guests select a main entrée from the following choices: Fresh Island Fish, Tenderloin Steak and Shrimp, Grilled Chicken with Shrimp or Marinated Tofu with Roasted Vegetables. $89 for Gold Circle Seating (front row tables), $79 for adult general seating. Special Kama‘aina and children’s pricing is available.

4:30pm Kupanaha Magic Dinner Theater (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-0128; kupanaha.com TIKI TERRACE VALENTINE’S DINNER - Fri, Feb 14. Enjoy open-air dining in a relaxed atmosphere featuring a complimentary hula show and romantic music for dancing under the stars. Executive Chef Tom Muromoto’s special Valentine’s menu presents his Taste of Lahaina award-winning dishes.

Guests will select from a special four-course menu including Braised Oxtail with Porcini and Portobello Ravioli, Ahi Katsu, Koala Lamb Chops, Seafood Lawalu, and Kiawe Roasted Prime Rib. Top off the evening with Chef Muromoto’s Taste of Lahaina Best of Show dessert, Banana Caramel Eruption (warm fudge brownie with a melted chocolate center and topped with macadamia nut ice cream, flowing with bananas in a caramel sauce), or try a Hula Dream Pie. $49.95 per person and includes a glass of champagne or house wine. 6-9pm Tiki Terrace Restaurant (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.) 808667-0124; tikiterracerestaurant.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Jan 26. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian

dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at the Fairmont Kea Lani, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL Sat, Jan 25. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-4796; maui.hyatt.com

TICKETS ON SALE AFRIKA BAMBAATAA- Sat, Feb 22. BAMP Project presents Afrika Bambaataa performing live at Stella Blues. Afrika Bambaataa is an important rap-music pioneer who, much like Grandmaster Flash, became a forgotten elder statesman as rap evolved. Bambaataa, who took his name (which means “affectionate leader”) from a movie about Zulu warriors, quit the Black Spades street gang in the mid-1970s and formed Zulu Nation, a music-oriented “youth organization.” Among the members who became minor rap luminaries were DJs Red Alert, Jazzy Jay, and Whiz Kid, as well as Afrika Islam, who went on to work with Ice-T. Tickets are available pre-sale for $35 at flavorus. com, 21+. 9pm, Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.) 808-874-3779; stellablues.com THE ‘GATHERING’ CONCERT SERIES WITH WILL ACKERMAN & TODD BOSTON- Sat, Feb 22. Grammy Award winner Will Ackerman comes to Maui with Todd Boston to perform, inspire and share their musical tapestries. $20 Advance tickets are available at Maui Kombucha (Haiku), MacNET (Kahului) and Island Spirit Yoga (Lahaina). 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao) FOURTH ANNUAL LANAI JAZZ FESTIVAL - Mar, 7-9. During the three-day music festival, guests will enjoy complimentary performances

by Grammy-nominated, Jazz Hall of Fame legend Bobby Watson; Grammy Award-winning artist Skip Martin of Dazz Band and Kool & the Gang; Na Hoku winner Benny Uyetake; Jazz guitar duo Damon Parillo and Ron Hetteen; and Jazz Alley TV Quartet of John Zangrando, Paul Marchetti, Doug White and Fulton Tashombe on piano. For more information and tickets, please visit lanaijazzfestival.com. Four Seasons Resort, Manele Bay (1 Manele Rd., Lanai City); 808-565-2000 SECOND ANNUAL TASTE OF SCHOOL GARDENS - Sat, Mar 8. Grow Some Good school garden programs are planting seeds for Maui’s next generation of farmers, chefs, teachers, scientists and entrepreneurs. Local chefs and school garden supporters will celebrate all the good things growing for more than 2,500 students in South and Central Maui school garden programs. Hotel Wailea’s Sunset Lawn will host multi-station sampling of gourmet dishes prepared from school gardengrown ingredients by Maui’s top chefs. 5-8:30pm, Hotel Wailea (555 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-3440469, growsomegood.org/events ALEXANDER ACADEMY’S SWAN LAKE- Mar 15 and 16. Alexander Academy Performing Company (AAPC) will perform Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake.

AAPC is the nonprofit branch of Alexander Academy of Performing Arts, the donation-based dance studio in Kula. AAPC presents a full-length production each year to showcase the talent and skill of over 150 dancers ages three to adult for the enjoyment of the Maui community. This year’s Swan Lake will open with select contemporary and Jazz pieces choreographed by Academy faculty, offering a modern

interpretation before the full-length ballet takes the stage. Showtimes will be 2pm and 6pm on Saturday and Sunday, with a multiple-show discount available.

Tickets are $10-30, and available online at alexanderacademy.info. Seabury Hall, ‘A‘ali‘ikuhonua Creative Arts Center, (480 Olinda Rd., Makawao).

EVENTS THURSDAY, FEB 13 MOVING ACROSS THE COMMUNITY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 3pm-5pm. Wailuku Community Center (395 Waena Pl., Wailuku), robert.tarver@doh.hawaii.gov.

SONGS & STORIES WITH THE KATINAS See This Week’s Picks. Purchase tickets online or purchase your tickets at Kihei Christian Bookstore on the Hope Chapel campus. $20. 7pm Hope Chapel (300 E. Welakahao Rd., Kihei); hopechapelmaui.com/katinas-concert

FRIDAY, FEB 14 PUBLIC RENEWAL OF MARRIAGE VOWS - See This Week’s Picks. Free. Holy Innocents Episcopal Church (561 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4202, holyimaui.org WHALE-NTINE’S DAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6:30pm-7:30pm. Kalama Park (Kihei); 808-249-8811, pacificwhale.org

SATURDAY, FEB 15 25-MINUTE REIKI SESSIONS FOR YOUR PET - Animals are innocent beings and are quite receptive to Reiki. Without body manipulation, Reiki balances and soothes the body’s energy centers, often referred to as CHAKRAS to promote well being of body, mind and spirit. See a cashier or staff for the sign-up sheet or call for an available slot. Free. 9am-2pm The Pet Shop Maui, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3040; WORLD WHALE DAY CELEBRATION - See This Week’s Picks. Free. Kalama Park (1900 S. Kihei Rd.), mauiwhalefestival.org POWERFUL TOOLS FOR CAREGIVERS - Topics include reducing stress, improving self-confidence, communicating effectively with healthcare professionals and family members, balancing caregiving responsibilities, making tough decisions, and locating helpful resources. Classes have six sessions held once a week and lead by two experienced Class Leaders. Interactive lessons, discussions and brainstorming will help caregivers practice and incorporate the “caregiver tools.”

A registration fee of $25 is refunded to all who complete the course. $25 Registration Fee. 9:3011:30am, every Saturday until Mar. 1. University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3242 Ext. 226; maui.hawaii.edu 2014 MAUI OPEN STUDIOS CENTRAL MAUI, NORTH SHORE & HANA EVENT - Sat-Sun. The Annual Maui Open Studios Event is the first of its kind in the state of Hawaii and was created nearly four years ago by a former Maui artist who now resides in the San Francisco Bay area. It follows a model that has been very successful on the mainland for decades, where artists and artisans open up their studios and exhibition spaces to show and sell their work to the public as well as “talk story,” connect and inspire visitors through one-on-one interactions and live demonstrations.

The event is free to the public and often includes satellite events connecting the art community with art-lovers. 11am-6pm (Central Maui, North Shore, Hana), mauiopenstudios.com

SUNDAY, FEB 16 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/DJ TRVR 11pm; no cover

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm no cover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Valentines Day Bash w/ The Ultraviolets & Playwfire Ono, $5 cover, 8pm

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

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MON - Mellow Yellow Monday 8pm, TUE- Tequila& Salsa 8pm, WED- Polka Dots & Moonbeams, 8pm

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

Pink Passion Masquerade Party by DivaDeva w/ Special Guests 8:30pm, $20

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Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment, 9pm

Screw Cupid Party w/DJ Blast, 9pm

DJ Illz, 9pm

Quiz 7pm

DJ 10pm

Jordan 7pm;

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744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

Avi & Indio Mediterranean Jazz

Ryan Robinson Acoustic Rock

The House ShakersRockin’ Blues

Rick G, 6:30pm

MON-Rick G 6:30pm, TUE- Gibran Vicente, 4-8pm, WED-JD on the Rocks, 9-close

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH

JAH Residentz 9pm

Dat Guyz 9pm

Dat Guyz, 9pm

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE- Karaoke / WED- Rick Glencross 4-8pm & Open Mic, 9pm

AVDJ All-Request, 4-7pm no cover

Evan Schulman, 5:30pm

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Rick Glencross, 7pm

Mel Aruza, 7pm

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CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Blues Night w/ Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST.

1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

RAM DASS SUNDAY SATSANG - Join Ram dass with Special Guests Sat Santokh & Prabhu Nam Kaur for an afternoon of music, meditation, contemplations, insights, reflections and laughs. Monsoon India Buffet & Maui Kombucha included following the program. $20. 4-7pm Makawao Union Church (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-579-9261 GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org STARRY NIGHT CINEMA: TANGLED - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 7pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org

TUESDAY, FEB 18 BETTER HEALTH, BETTER CHOICES - See This Week’s Picks. 9am-11:30am. Lahaina. 808463-3166, jan.roberson@mauicounty.gov FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Meet Dr. James Urban with over 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art form, the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Dr. Urban is now offering Whole Foods Market complementary thermography health scans of the spine. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds! First come, first serve. Free.

12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market, Maui Mall (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310 Ext. 120 EMAIL FOR BEGINNERS - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

WEDNESDAY, FEB 19 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders ped-

al an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808-8740068; southmauibicycles.com JOYCE BEZUSKO & HER INTENSELY CREATIVE HAND FABRICATED JEWELRY - Every Wednesday of February come and visit Joyce Bezusko. Her studio is where she creates one-ofa-kind cuff bracelets, pendants, belt buckles and wall pieces. Each piece is designed with that special individual in mind. Free. 1-4pm Maui Hands Galleries (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008 GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Kahana); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Every Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30 Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli , 6pm

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED-TBA TUE-Pool League/ WED- 8 Track Players, 8pm

MON- Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30, no cover, TUE-AVDJ 4-7pm, no cover WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm, no cover WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce Boxes available. Support your local farmers at One Love market at the Historic Paia Train Station. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave, Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open T-Th 11am to 5pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Every Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm.

Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday call 984-2156 or email lanakilahalekuai@gmail. com. Free. 11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com MAUI SWAP MEET - Every Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all.

50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; mauiexposition.com

FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Every Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

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Sam Ahia’s Jazz Trio, 8pm

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Daniel Alana, 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, TUE + WED - Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR

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843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Every Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LIPOA STREET FARMER’S MARKET -Every Sat. Fresh produce from Maui’s farms, and hand-made products. Great fruits and veggies. 8am-12pm South Maui Center, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, hand-sewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 1-888-310-1117 / 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI Every Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui.

Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free.

9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Pu ‘unene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com

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The Whiskey Pimps, 10:30pm

Valentine’s Late NIght w/ DJ’s, 10:00pm

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Willie K,, 8-10pm Trish da Dish, 10:30-midnight

Soul Kitchen, 6:30-8:30pm DJ at 10pm

Soul Kitchen, 7-9pm

The Celtic Tigers, 6:309:30pm

MON - Joyce and Gord, 6:30-8:30 TUE - Willie K, 6:30-8:30 WED -Murray Thorne, 7-9pm

HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mondays. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) ARTISAN FAIR - Mondays. Come to shop, stay to dine. Local made on Maui Artists showcasing and selling artwork, photography, jewelry, accessories, clothing, massage and wellness.

Cash bar and complimentary valet. Free entry.

5-10pm Longhi’s Lahaina, (888 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-2288; longhis.com

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HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon, Evan Shulman 5:308:30pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

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Sign Language AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

Mission accomplished. Sometimes good things happen that way, like this week, when your best successes will occur almost totally by chance. If only all accidents were this happy. Don’t kick yourself for not thinking of the brilliance you stumbled on. You manifested your serendipitous circumstance somehow, if only subconsciously, and you deserve it. There’s plenty of time to plot a host of genius coups later.

For now, enjoy your unplanned triumphs. No one else need know they were mostly unintentional.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Second chances rock. Usually my initial stab at something is sloppy and terribly imperfect. But I gladly and gleefully repeat the activity as many times as it takes, each time improving and expanding on the last version, until I’ve refined my method. However workable my approach is, it’s also time-consuming and frustrating. That’s why I envy you weeks like the next two, where not only is any ambition easily within your reach, but you can conceive of accomplishing it in a way I can hardly imagine: Doing it once, without practice, and getting it exactly right, the very first time.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

The phrase, “too much freedom,” does not compute, in your world. Unfortunately, you’re in the minority; many people fear the great responsibility that comes with space and choice, and the self-motivation required; Most people just don’t know what to do with themselves most of the time, sadly. It’s a failure of courage and imagination I hope you’ll never be guilty of. However, don’t be too disparaging when people fall short of your standard. Excite and instigate, don’t judge and condemn. Your role as arbiter: tired. Your role as catalyst: inspired.

phans in your life. It’s misleading to think that you can make anyone mentally healthy, but you can facilitate healing by eliminating other distractions or obstacles to successful life strategies. For having such a selfcentered reputation, Leo, you sure feel good about helping other people—and in so doing, you help yourself. I guarantee you that for every person you lend a hand to, your peace of mind will increase accordingly.

Trust the universe, my beloved Bull. Before you pawn your precious heirloom jewelry to pay the rent, or sell your tender ass on the street corner to keep the electricity on, take a deep breath. Don’t panic, or sink into a doldrums of regret, deploring past extravagances. You will be taken care of before you’re forced to resort to extremes like those I mentioned. However, you might have to skimp—for a little while—on the lifestyle to which you’ve become accustomed. So what? Tighten your belt and console yourself that at least you’re thinner and cooler (poverty builds character) than you were before.

Impatient skepticism will be your predominant feeling this week, as you’re forced to endure annoyingly pointless events like canine birthday parties or poorlyorganized protest marches. Futile exercises like these don’t accomplish anything besides wasting time— something you chronically have too little of. However, I suggest you endure them with good grace, saintly patience, and a smile. Since they’re unavoidable (especially because shirking them would lead to more tedious or awful scenarios down the line), you might as well make the best of them. And who knows?

They might do somebody, somewhere, some good.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

It’s your party, and you’ll cry if you want to. Fine. But that’s been your attitude about a lot of things lately, and some of us are a little tired of it. Your adamant determination to feel bad about things that aren’t, in the grand scheme of things, all that bad, is confounding. I yield the point that you’ve had to deal with some shit lately, and you have every right to grouse about it. But keep in mind this one fact: The lousy times will continue as long as you whine about them—and only that long.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

Robin Hood, save us. Although no one expects you to actually steal from the rich to give to the poor, something akin to that feat is demanded of you this week, at least on an emotional level. Borrow from the well-adjusted (namely, you) to care for the spiritual or-

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LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)

At 35 degrees Fahrenheit, the weather makes you crazy. The charcoal sky dumps chill rain over a perfectly good snowfall, converting those perfect, clean, beautiful expanses of pure white to foot-soaking gray slush piles for you to plod in. Don’t fret too much about the miserable state of your soul’s streets, since there’s nothing you can do about it until the frigid sludge makes its languid way into the sewers.

In the meantime, slip into some hip-waders so you can do what you gotta do, slush or no.

Few take life more seriously than Scorpios.

That’s why it seems odd that so many of you are so funny. You effortlessly elicit more smiles than whole hordes of clowning Geminis. I believe it’s because you’ve tapped into one of the essential truths of existence; if you can’t laugh at futility and unknowability—and, ultimately, tragedy—you might as well die now. Scorpions know venom; that’s why you make such amazing healers.

Work your magic on the people around you— they need it more than usual right now. Make them laugh, cry, and laugh some more.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

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Walls can be built many different ways. You can stack stones, mortar bricks, or pour concrete.

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CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

Cappies are hardly the most innocent sign of the zodiac, but you’re so closemouthed about your exploits that sometimes you come off that way. The truth is that there’s almost nothing you won’t try, given the right circumstance—and a certain amount of discretion. Often, the most important factor determining whether or not you’re up for something is “who’ll find out.” I urge you to discard that inhibition, at least temporarily, because it’s very important that you explore some interesting and slightly controversial stuff, in a setting where people will certainly notice. Instead of letting others’ potential knowledge thwart you from what you really want to do, assume everyone will find out, and…“So what?”

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