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Land Company ($1,500 total). And SHOPO wasn’t the only union that was generous to Arakawa: he took in $1,000 from the ILWU PAC ($3,700 total), $2,000 from the Local 3 Operating Engineers PAC and $500 from the Hawaii Operating Engineers Stabilization Fund ($2,000 total). Despite the fact that it’s doubtful any big-name, well-funded candidate will decide to oppose Arakawa, look for these numbers to get bigger.

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• $1,100 from Everett Dowling ($3,100 total) • $1,000 from A&B CEO Stanley Kuriyama ($2,000 total) • $125 from A&B Properties Maui VP Grant Chun ($700 total) • $500 from Kent Smith ($1,250 total) • $250 from Honua‘ula Representative Charlie Jencks ($3,876 total) Then there was money from big development firms themselves like $1,000 from Maui Land & Pineapple Company ($2,300 total) and $250 from West Maui

Overheard “That guy has an ass like double chins. I bet there’s a word for that.” -Man talking to woman at Keawakapu Beach, Feb. 1

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So candidate filing in Hawaii for the 2014 election officially began on Monday, Feb. 3. For the next few months, we’ll watch a steady stream of citizens announce publicly that they think they know best how to run our county and state governments. And you know what? More power to ‘em–if they want spend an insane number of hours each week away from the families, begging for money and votes from people they’ve never met and possibly don’t even like, all so they can join the elite law-making bodies that govern this island, county and state, then it’s their right and privilege to do so. Speaking of begging for money, The Maui News reported on Jan. 31 that Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa filed his latest campaign spending report early. You know that guy has $379,000 sitting in his campaign bank account right now, just waiting for candidates to come at him in his reelection bid that, until now, he wasn’t able to declare officially. And while a few have said publicly that they intend to run against Arakawa (see my Jan. 16, 2014 story “Unopposed?” for more on them), a war chest of that size this early in the campaign means any opposition will face a grueling battle to unseat him. And as is very clear from the latest campaign reports (which I looked over for myself after reading The Maui News story cited above), Arakawa has been spending the last few months–and years–drawing large sums of money from a very broad cross-section of the county’s power establishment. One small but telling example is SHOPO–the State of Hawaii Organization of Police Officers. This is the union that represents cops statewide. Pissed that we can’t find out the names of bad cops who’ve been busted by Internal Affairs? Blame SHOPO, which successfully convinced the state Legislature (and thenGovernor Ben Cayetano) in the mid-1990s to grant police officers a special exemption in the state’s public records law. Anyway, Arakawa’s latest campaign filings show that SHOPO gave him $125 in the last half of 2013. This may not seem like much,

but we have to remember that before that contribution, the union had since 2011 given Arakawa $2,500. Given that the mayor typically appoints people to the Maui County Police Commission (who are, of course, subject to County Council approval), we can be pretty sure SHOPO will hand over more dough before the end of the year. In its story, The Maui News made a big deal about the Arakawa Campaign giving back a $4,000 contribution from Alexander & Baldwin and another $1,000 from Monsanto, but as far as I can tell, the campaign finance records show that Arakawa has kept every dollar SHOPO’s given him. Other recent campaign checks Arakawa has seen fit to cash read like a roster of the county’s most powerful land developers:

One of the reasons land developers tend to get bad press is that their hotels, resorts and shopping centers often disturb the remains of those who lived here before the arrival of Westerners. The general rule is that any bones (iwi) found during construction must stay where found. If that can’t happen, then those who dug them up must rebury them as close as possible to their original site. Apparently, this plan of action–which is actually part of state law–isn’t working too well, because now the state Senate is kicking around SB 320, which proposes that we simply bury all the bones we can’t really find a place for over on Kaho‘olawe. “Hawaii’s Senate is considering a bill that would designate the island of Kahoolawe as the resting place for unknown or ‘inadvertently discovered’ Hawaiian bones when those remains can’t be reburied nearby,” the Associated Press reported on Jan. 31. “The state’s Department of Land and Natural Resources, which includes the Historic

Preservation Division, supports the bill.” The bill actually appeared in 2013, but was deferred to this session. It’s also slightly controversial. “The Office of Hawaiian Affairs (OHA) OPPOSES SB320, which requires that iwi kupuna in the possession of the State whose provenience is unknown be reinterred on Kaho‘olawe,” an OHA representative testified back on Feb. 13, 2013. “Iwi kupuna have been purposefully placed and their locations should be honored. In recent years, most burials have been discovered in burial sites and therefore have ancestral origin information. In these cases, iwi should either remain in place, or be reburied in the area in which they were found to honor the intent of the original decedent or ‘ohana.”

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MAUI FRINGE FESTIVAL RESULTS For those at home keeping score, my play War Stories–the first I’ve ever written–won Second Place at the 2014 Maui Fringe Festival. Antara Bhardwaj’s Tale of Kathaka took top honors. Personally, I’m thrilled, and owe it all to Angela Thompson, the play’s director (and my girlfriend), and actors Derek Nakagawa and Jason Takaki. I couldn’t have won anything without them. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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IT'S BEEN WEEKS SINCE THE MAUI NEWS PUT UP THEIR ONLINE PAYWALL bris from the wrecks will be recycled or properly disposed of in California.

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APPARENTLY, MAUI RESIDENT KNOWS CELL PHONE CASES Rosie Sutherland’s original islandinspired art will soon appear on a limitededition cell phone case. The Maui resident created the winning design in the “Create Your 808” contest that was sponsored by Mobi PCS and 808 Shells. The design depicts the goddess Pele with flames and tapa-inspired elements in a graphic of black and white. The winner of the contest, which was launched in November, was selected by Facebook voters. The cell phone case will be produced by 808 Shells. It will be available by late February and sold exclusively in Hawaii’s Mobi PCS retail stores. As the winner, Sutherland will receive the very first limited-edition case with

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The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has removed nearly one million pounds of iron, teak, and fiberglass from shipwrecks to protect coral reefs. The coral reef restoration was done at Palmyra Atoll and Kingman Reef National Wildlife Refuges, located 1,000 miles south of Oahu. The isolated refuges are part of the Pacific Remote Islands Marine National Monument. The iron in the shipwrecks on these remote atolls was fueling the growth of invasive organisms that smothered a large amount of once-healthy, diverse coral. But because of the wrecks, the diverse coral reefs transforms into a “black reef,” which is dominated by a single, invasive species. “Studies showed the proliferation of black reef at the Refuges and linked it to the shipwrecks,” said Susan White, Monument Superintendent and Refuge

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Project Leader. “With this reef restoration project, we are delivering on the conservation promise of these Refuges and the Monument.” With the shipwrecks gone, the otherwise healthy reefs will have the opportunity to recover from the onslaught of added nutrients and the explosion of invasive organisms. “By removing the wrecks and invasive species, the Service is giving these reefs the best chance to adapt to global climate and oceanographic changes,” said Palmyra Atoll and Kingman Reef Refuge Manager Amanda Pollock. Throughout the restoration project, scientists and refuge managers will continue to monitor the status and health of the reef ecosystems. The 16-person project team that worked on the isolated and remote Palmyra Atoll and Kingman Reef Refuges also safely removed 605 gallons of fuel products that were discovered. All de-

RECYCLED CHAIR ART CONTEST COMING SOON Makawao Union Church is offering Maui residents an opportunity to let their artistic flair flow. The church is holding its second annual Chair-ish Maui Recycled Art Contest—and it’s all for keeping old chairs out of the landfill and raising money for the church. The church will provide entrants an old metal folding chair to decorate in any manner you wish. The chair can be painted, beaded, stenciled, upholstered or adorned with anything your imagination can think of; there’s no limit on creativity. The only rule is that once decorated, the chair must still be able to fold and unfold. There is a $15 entry fee and the chairs will be provided by the church. Chairs can be picked up at the church

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her design. She also won a free Samsung Galaxy S4 with 12 months of Mobi PCS unlimited talk, text and data service and a Beats by Dre “Studio” headset, which is valued at more than $1,500. Rusty Kamai of Honolulu won second place; his win was based on Facebook likes. Kamai’s design earned the Honolulu resident a Samsung Galaxy S3 with six months of Mobi PCS unlimited talk, text and data service. He also will receive a Beats by Dre “Studio” headset and an 808 Shells case of his choice. Third place winner Samson Harp of Maui will receive a Beats by Dre “Studio” headset and an 808 Shells case of his choice. Mobi PCS plans more new programs and partnerships like the “Create Your 808” contest in the coming months.

on any Sunday before March 31 from 11:30am to 12:30pm. Decorated chairs must returned for the contest by April 6. The top 10 winners will receive prizes of merchandise and services donated by local companies. Also, entrants can name a price for their chair and possibly sell it during the event–with a percentage of the sale price donated to the church. The chairs will remain on display until April 20 at Makawao Union Church. Last year’s winner was Lisa Burke. Her “Funny Kine Chair” featured a hula skirt, coconut bra, lei and islandinspired upholstery. ■ editor@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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America’s returning soldiers continue to experience inexplicable difficulty after putting their lives at risk for their country. It took 13 years for Army Sgt. Maj. Richard Erickson to get his job back from his civilian employer after he took leave in 2000 to serve in the National Guard special forces. The employer soon fired him for taking “excessive military leave.” The employer? The U.S. Postal Service, for which Erickson worked as a window clerk (and which was forced to reinstate him after a January 2014 ruling awarding him $2 million in back pay). Erickson had won several interim victories, but USPS fought each one, extending the case, and said in January that it might even appeal the latest ruling.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Once again, celebrants in France marked Jan. 1 by setting fire to 1,067 cars nationwide (down from 1,193 the previous Jan. 1). And in the Hillbrow neighborhood of Johannesburg, South Africa, celebrants apparently decided to abandon a 20-year-old tradition and not hurl furniture from highrise apartments. The Hillbrow custom was highlighted on one social-networking website, along with the New Year’s graveyard gathering of relatives in Chile and Ireland’s banging bread on walls to dispel evil spirits.

HOLY MUTATIONS Deformed animals born in developing countries often attract streams of pilgrims, seeking to touch a creature considered divinely blessed. In December, a five-legged cow in Raipur, India, had supposedly “caused” the last 30 women who touched it to give birth to boys. And a day after that report came one from Phuket, Thailand, in which a newborn gecko with six legs and two heads has become a magnet for visitors seeking clues to winning lottery numbers.

THIS WEEK IN DRUNK COPS In November the Journal-News of Hamilton, Ohio, examining various police union contracts in the state, learned that in several jurisdictions, officers are allowed to work their shifts even when less sober than some drivers whom they ticket for DUI. In Lebanon, Ohio, for instance, cops can work with a .04 blood-alcohol reading. In Butler County, a .04 reading triggers legal protections for officers that are unavailable to ordinary drivers. But in Lebanon, an officer’s right to suck on a breath mint before taking the test was recently removed from the contract.

ROMANTIC JUDGES In December, Italy’s top appeals court awarded a new trial to a man, 60, who had been convicted of having sex with an 11-yearold girl. Evidence had been excluded that the pair were having an “amorous relationship” with “feelings of love.” And Alabama Judge

James Woodroof of Limestone County, given two separate chances in December to sentence Austin Clem, 25, to jail time for raping a girl beginning when she was 13, both times opted for probation. (The no-jail sentences perhaps reflected that Clem’s family and hers continued to socialize after the rapes.)

RISK ABOLISHMENT Britain’s Royal Mail announced in December that it would stop delivery to Jeff and Sheila White’s cottage in Carnforth because the carrier was frightened of cows. Mrs. White said he was just lazy, in that when the cows were present, the carrier had to open and close a gate to get to their cottage. And a 65-year-old school crossing guard resigned in October from a job he said he liked because officials at Manadon Vale Primary School had ordered him to stop playfully “high-fiving” students. Guards, the school said, need both arms free to hold signs and make proper signals.

CRAPTASTIC MEDICINE News of the Weird has reported the emerging mainstream treatment (for various bowel disorders) of fecal transplants, in which a healthier relative “donates” via enema supposedly healthier microbes to a sickly patient to normalize intestinal activity. The process, still strange to many patients despite its apparent success, has become so popular that in October Canadian officials felt the need to warn patients not to perform amateur transplants. Said one mother, after successfully having her 10-year-old daughter treated, “I think one day... we will have fecal-matter banks like (blood banks and sperm banks).”

UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT In December, after Carmen Reategui, 34, was arrested for DUI in Readington Township, N.J., and was too impaired to drive home, she called Nina Petracca, 23, who arrived at the police station impaired herself (and was arrested for DUI), and both women called Ryan Hogan, 33, to take them home, but he also arrived impaired and was arrested.

UPDATE! News of the Weird informed readers in November that the Snuggle House was about to open in Madison, Wis., promising clients pajama-clad bedmates–as long as no sex (or foreplay, even) took place. In fact, Snuggle House has yet to open (in part because the Madison assistant city attorney has yet to overcome her belief that cuddling without sex is impossible). However, a December Associated Press report noted that no-sex cuddleries thrive in Rochester, N.Y. (The Snuggery), Boulder, Colo. (Be the Love You Are), and San Francisco (Cuddle Therapy). Snuggle House owner Matthew Hurtado said he is still working with Madison officials on regulations to prevent naughtiness. ■


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t’s been a year and half since Lanai, one of the quietest islands in the state, became the subject of a global media frenzy. But that’s what happens after getting bought by the fifth richest man in the world. Larry Ellison, who founded Oracle, announced his plans to create a model of sustainable living to CNBC right before his keynote address at the 2012 Oracle Openworld, and the Wall Street Journal jumped in to coin it Ellison’s “Fantasy Island.” So far, Ellison seems to be doing his best to make it all a reality. About five months after his June 2012 purchase, Ellison’s Lanai Resort

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company lured island local Kurt Matsumoto away from his hotel exec job on Kauai to become the company’s Chief Operations Officer. By February 2013, Ellison had assembled the rest of the leadership team that included former Island Air treasurer Leslie Kaneshiro as VP of Finance, Kimberly Frank as VP of community development and Kepa Maly as VP of culture and historic preservation. Maly had been Executive Director of the Lanai Culture and Heritage Center. “The cool thing about the new ownership is the desire to bring factual history,” says Maly, who was raised on Lanai and has spent a lifetime capturing ethnographies

and chronicling the island. Ellison’s goals for Lanai include more than gathering history. He also acquired Island Air a year ago, covering his air transportation bases. The airline now boasts five flights daily to Lanai, a new website and logo and two quarters of reported losses during its transition. In December 2013, Expedition’s Lanai Ferry applied to the state Public Utilities Commission to build a new 149-passenger boat. According to a Pacific Business News article from that time, the company intends to reinstate Ma‘alaea service to Lanai as well. Ellison also says that he wants to create more jobs through diversified revenue sourc-

es, adding new industries, experimenting with exportable fruit crops, investments into alternative energy sources like solar, electric cars, conservation, preservation and higher education. But it was his first move–re-opening the community pool before summer, which had been closed for years by former owner David Murdock to save money–that really won many over many Lanai residents. Excited by the prospect of having a leader who could get things done, there was optimism in the air when I visited Lanai in early 2013. Lobby renovations at the resorts were underway and employees were excited about updates.


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ful film on some very interesting history.” The film will play with several other, little-seen Hawaiian films at the Lodge at Koele. The Film Festival, which is produced by Burgmaier-Martinez, also features many local music artists from around the state and workshops on nose flutes, poi pounding, ‘ukulele and hula. The Lodge opens its doors to the public and the community is invited to all the events, which are presented free of charge. “The film festival brings exposure to many art forms,” says Maly. “From film to music to ancient arts. This coming weekend, Calvin Hoe is coming with his son to talk about how to make poi. We want to give our young people the knowledge to work with their hands. Sharing the histories of the plantation family and the Hawaiian ways, it is so important.”

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Now, Ellison’s game plan needs to start becoming a reality, and several projects have already begun. In fact, this weekend the Pulama Lanai group–the rebranded Lanai Resort company, aka Larry Ellison’s Lanai Dream team–will host a community meeting in Dole Park. Open to the public, the meeting will outline Ellison’s top priority projects for 2014. Pulama Lanai keeps the public updated through its series of notices on its website at pulamalanai.com/news, but this Saturday’s meeting under the branches of the Cook Pines in Dole Park calls for community participation. “The meeting is 9 to 11,” says Kimberly Frank, VP of Human Resources & Community Development. “It will be open to the whole community. Flyers have been posted around town. It’s part of our ongoing commitment to keep the community informed of all of the projects and initiatives that the company is undertaking. It’s also an opportunity to get feedback from the community on the various issues. So what will be presented by way of panel display boards is some of the projects that are underway currently or will be underway shortly for the beginning of 2014.” Frank says they’ve already drilled test wells for desalination between Lanai City and Manele Bay. Pulama Lanai is also into their Phase IV of resort upgrades and lobby and room enhancements at the Manele Bay hotel. Frank also says research is underway on the aquaponics project, which plans to feed residents, though they haven’t yet chosen crops. Other items on the agenda include restoration projects and education. “We have fish ponds and Maunalei Valley restoration projects,” says Frank. “Maunalei Valley is accessible by driving in part of the way, but eventually we want to have a place where community and schools and visitors can come work on the land. We will also be able to announce on Saturday what is being offered for K-12 this summer. Our role is in supporting the school–we are not the school. We are supporting Elton Kinoshita, who is the Principal, in his visions and planning for the curriculum going forward.” Kinoshita says that this year he’ll be able to offer a summer programs for grades K through 12, something the school hasn’t done in a while. He’s currently shoring up

the programs but is looking to offer educational, cultural and physical education, with some agriculture, STEM, LEGO robotics, culinary, computer courses, field trips and, for upperclassmen, dual credit courses that offer high school and college credits simultaneously. Part of the plan involves students participating in the communitywide fish pond restoration project. He says he’ll be able to offer some of his teachers part-time work for the summer. “Pulama Lanai told me they spent a lot of money last year,” says Kinoshita. “It was kind of a band-aid approach because it was very last minute. This year, we are doing all this coordination to make sure people aren’t stepping on each others’ toes. The main thing is that I want every student to have something enriching–not babysitting. Also, I would like my teachers to get involved to pick up on how to do some project based learning and start applying those things to their regular classes from seeing how it works during the summer.” Maly, the vice president of Culture and Historic Preservation at Pulama Lanai, says one of his most exciting new projects is the IT Distance Learning Center at the Lanai Culture and Heritage Center (LCHC). The LCHC received a $1 million, three-year grant that will enable cutting edge curricula and allow Lanai a window of learning into the world. Maly has been recording the history of the island since the 1960s, and feels this connection to learning will help Lanai students find their place in the community and become the future stewards of the land. As part of this work at capturing local history, Maly recently produced a film–that was directed by Kenneth Burgmaier Martinez and titled Discovering Ancient Lanai– that will screen at this weekend’s fourth annual Lanai Film Festival. Maly says they recorded oral histories of the elders in Hawaii, some of whom are no longer with us. “I was commissioned by the Lanai Culture and Heritage Center to document the history of Lanai,” says Burgmaier-Martinez. “It has been a journey of nearly five years, filming all over Lanai and interviewing the kupuna for hours at a time. Working with Kepa Maly, I had the chance to work with one of the top archeologists in the state of Hawaii and discover some of the ancient Hawaiian sites and secrets of Lanai. It turned out to be a beauti-

Maly says that the Kanaka Maoli inhabited Lanai later than the well-watered islands of Maui and Molokai. The archeology there only dates back 800 years or so, and legends tell of an island filled with ghosts before it was populated. Nevertheless, the kanaka maoli persevered on Lanai. Indeed, the pages of a missionary journal from 1828 tell of Hawaiians crossing the landscape, shifting seasonally up and down the valley. With the extraordinary fuss over Lanai embarking on the era of Ellison, you might assume that having 98 percent of the island owned by just one rich dude was unusual. In fact, you could probably list Lanai’s majority landowners since the Great Mahele on one hand (see A BRIEF LANAI TIMELINE below). Understanding history’s lessons and moving them forward into the future is always a challenge, but Lanai is a special place, even in Hawaii. It has no stoplights, no traffic jams and two luxurious resorts. In the 1990s, Lanai held the least amount of visitor traffic in the rest of the state (not counting Ni‘ihau) at less than one percent. That changed radically by the end of the decade, with Lanai beating out Molokai and branding itself as a luxury vacation

destination with the mystery of seclusion. Now Ellison wants more growth in that area. In fact, he has approval from the Lanai Community Plan Advisory Committee to build another resort at Kahalepalaoa landing–the old Club Lanai area. But this project isn’t on the community meeting agenda at this time. Of course, growth brings growing pains. A couple residents recently told me the island has a serious lack of affordable housing. “The number one bugger about the changes is that they should’ve made housing a number one priority,” says island resident Judi Riley. “There is zero vacancy, so everybody who rents from private owners got a huge rent inflation. Places that were $700 are now $3,000-plus. Construction companies are renting and filling them with workers. It’s seriously irresponsible.” Of course, with so many rooms rented, more money is flowing into the local economy and people are happy about that. But that in itself poses challenges. Burgmaier-Martinez apparently felt the squeeze at this year’s film festival. He says that housing the artists for the festival was more of a challenge this year with bed and breakfasts filling up fast. To be fair, Ellison has said that he plans to double the population of Lanai, from 3,000 to 6,000, and housing all the island’s residents is part of the master plan with over 130 acres of proposed housing developments. But housing issues aren’t on the agenda for this Saturday’s meeting. In a Wall Street Journal story last year, Ellison painted his master plan for Lanai in pretty grand terms. “It’s surreal to think that I own this beautiful island,” Ellison said in the article. “It doesn’t feel like anyone can own Lanai. What it feels like to me is this really cool 21st-century engineering project, where I get to work with the people of Lanai to create a prosperous and sustainable Eden in the Pacific.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

A BRIEF LANAI TIMELINE 1500 - Kanaka Maoli settle in the windward coast 1779 - Capt. Cook perishes in Kealakekua Bay 1810 - Kamehameha unites the Hawaiian Islands 1828 - Missionary from Lahaina describes Kanaka life in Lana’i in his journal 1848 - Kamehameha establishes land ownership system known as Great Mahele 1853-64 - Mormons settle in Palawai 1870 - Walter Gibson holds most fee simple interest besides the native kuleana land 1899-1901 - Gibson’s daughter and son in law open Maunalei Sugar, it closes in 3 years 1902 - Charles Gay owns most fee simple interest in Lana’i 1910-1950 - Lana’i Ranch, George C. Munro was a ranch manager 1920 - Gay plants pineapple as an experiment 1922 - James Dole purchases Lana’i and establishes the world’s biggest pineapple plantation 1985 - David H. Murdock purchases Castle and Cook. 1990 - Lodge at Koele is built and opened by Castle and Cook. 1992 - Last pineapple harvest, Murdock ushers in the Visitor Industry Era for Lana’i 2006 - Murdock invests $100 million in renovation and rebranding of its resorts as Four Seasons Lana’i 2012 - Transfer of Castle and Cook holdings to Ellison’s Lanai Island Holdings

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to the public) Friday, Feb. 7 6-8pm: Hawaiian music under the stars at The Lodge at Koele’s Pineapple Fountain with special chefs selection of pupus and Ocean Vodka cocktails 7-9pm: Live Hawaiian style music in the Great Room celebrating the Film Festival 6-10pm: Award-winning Hawaiian film screenings in the Living Room at The Lodge at Koele

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etting to Lanai is only half the fun. There’s a real food adventure awaiting you at the top of the island in Lanai City. If you’re thinking of going by air, a flight from Kahului to Lanai Airport will run you about $140 round trip and take about 25 minutes. Want to take Ellison’s Island Air? The price jacks up to around $310 round trip and takes about two and a half hours en route through Honolulu. But the real baller way to go is private yacht; barring that, a kama‘aina round trip on Expeditions (you have to flash your Hawaii ID) will cost $50 round trip, and the boat leaves Lahaina harbor about every three hours. The ride across the Au Au Channel takes about 45 minutes, time well-spent watching whales or dolphins that love these protected and deep waters. As you come up to Manele Harbor, you have some good views of the dramatic Pu‘upehe, or Sweetheart rock. Once on land, hop on one of the shuttles to Lanai City. It’s free for guests of the resorts, otherwise it runs $10. It takes about 40 minutes to get to Lanai City, with some drivers giving history lessons of the land. There’s just

one car rental in town, Dollar Lanai. Jeeps run about $129 for kama‘aina, and a Hummer is $179. There are lots of 4x4 adventure roads, so call at least 24 hours ahead to check on closures for bad weather. Another way to go is set up a tour with Rabaca Limousine Service. They will take you around the island for about $75 per person. Lanai City is mauka, about 1,600 feet up. Think cool evenings and warm sunny days, average temperatures range from 60 to 75 degrees Fahrenheit. For overnight stay up the mountain, Hotel Lanai is a gorgeous 1920s inn tucked under pine boughs smack in the city, with lots of warm personality. Dole Park is right in front of it and it’s easy to walk into town. Rooms there run $149 to $229. Staying at the Four Seasons Lodge at Koele is also an option–look for special kama‘aina deals. The Festival Package for the Lanai Film Festival starts $279 per night and includes breakfast for two and VIP seating at the event. The grounds at the Lodge at Koele will give you good reason to either work up an appetite or walk it off. There’s a lake to stroll around, orchid growing rooms to explore and flora and fauna everywhere. You can

sneak off to a hammock, take in the country air on a cushy lounge on their casual open air decks or play croquet on the lawn. This weekend, the Lodge will be home to the Hawaiian Culture Film and Music festival, with live music, films, hula and workshops starting Friday through Sunday. There are a handful of festivals in Lanai, the biggest being the Pineapple Festival that’s held in July, but the Lodge hosts several events like the Hawaiian Culture Film and Music Festival through the year. Keep an eye out for the Lanai Jazz Festival (March 7-9), ‘Ukulele Festival and Slack Key Festival. This year’s Film Festival has expanded with more workshops and live music by local artists. Benny Uyetake will be doing an outdoor ‘uke jam at Cafe 565 and Sheldon Brown will be on the lanai of Coffee Works. For local grinds there are many options, and you can tell that local Lanai people love food. Small town life may have its challenges, but cooking great food isn’t one of them. Lanai City has plenty of restaurants to choose from, including one with Bev Gannon’s menu, and Executive Chef Eren Guryel came on board at the Lodge at Koele last May with some new culinary showings at their restaurants. (Note: our Lanai dining guide on page 15 leaves out the wonderful food and drink down at the beach in Manele–we’ll save that for another installment of Eat Lanai.) FILM SCREENINGS • Huamana • Massacre at Kaupoa Beach • Malama Ko Aloha-Aunty Nona Beamer • Ke Ka’apuni Ho’onui Fire March • Discovering Ancient Lanai • Voyagers • Chief • Peace by Piece • Kekohi • Lua Warriors ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso

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LANAI OHANA POKE MARKET 834-A Gay St. 808-559-6265 M-F 10am -3pm $ Seafood emporium, poke, counter service They have daily specials and many different kinds of poke as well as poke bowls, ocean salad, mussels, shrimp and tofu salad.

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BLUE GINGER CAFE 409 7th St. 808-565-6363 bluegingercafelanai.com M 6am-8pm Tu-W 6am-2pm Th-F 6am-8pm Sa-Su 6:30am-8pm $ Bakery, local dishes, Hawaiian, American, breakfast, lunch, dinner, sandwiches, noodles, counter order, indoor seating, take out, outdoor seating, cash only The fresh baked goods, like blueberry turnovers, cinnamon rolls, danishes and cookies are legendary at this Lanai City diner that’s nearly always open.You’ll want to order some extra to take back with you.They bake all their own breads and buns so burgers and sandwiches have that extra special flavor and texture.Traditional breakfasts like pancakes and French toast, omelets, breakfast burritos and bacon and eggs are a standard here, but the fried rice plate is epic and you can get it as a side, too. Local plate lunches like chicken katsu, chop steak, terichicken and fish and chips are also great.

CAFE 565 408 Eighth St. 808-565-6622 M, Th-Sa 10am-3pm M, Th-Fi 5pm-8pm Tu-W 10 am-8 pm $ Japanese, Korean, Filipino, Hawaiian, pizza, salads, calzone, sandwiches

If you’ve ever dialed a number on Lanai, then you noticed that it’s all 565. The menu is the melting pot of the residents of Lanai. Their plate lunches are huge, and you can get two scoops rice or green salads. The pizza dough and sauce and foccacia is all made in-house. In fact, everything is from scratch here.

CANOE’S 419 Seventh St. 808-565-6537 Su-Th 6:30am-1pm Fr-Sa 6:30am-8pm $ Local diner, breakfast, lunch, dinner (FSa only), waiter service This local style diner serves plenty kine good grinds. The pancake breakfast that’s served with vanilla mac nut sauce and Portuguese sausage looks ono, and everyone seems to love the furikake chicken.

COFFEE WORKS 604 Illima St. 808-565-6962 coffeeworkshawaii.com M-F 7am-3pm Sa 8am-3pm Sun 8am-12pm $ Coffee House with coffee drinks, sandwiches, bagels, light pastries It’s a cute cafe to pick up your favorite barista-made coffee drinks. Their lattes are regarded as the best on the island. There’s also a nice outdoor lanai to lounge on while you sip.

PELE’S OTHER GARDEN 811 Houston St. 808-565-9628 pelesothergarden.com M-F 11am-3pm M-Sa Dinner 5-8pm M-Sa Happy Hours 4:30-6:30pm Lunch $/Dinner $$ Italian Bistro, lunch, dinner, subs, sandwiches, pasta, pizza, pub fare, salad, desserts, waiter service This Italian bistro, complete with a black and white checkered floor and sit-down service has Happy Hour specials that include $3 draught beers and 20 percent off the bar pupus. The sandwich menu is extensive, with 11 different cold subs and four hot. Pizzas, salads and garlic bread round out the Italian deli menu, and the nightly entrees feature pasta dishes.

RICHARD’S MARKET 434 8th St. 808-565-6047 Grocery This is the only grocery store in town. It’s a small store but they cover the basics and then some. I’ve seen some good sale items from time to time, but prices bound to be higher here than Maui. I have to

commend the wine buyer, as they have an amazing selection of wine.

LODGE AT KOELE Four Seasons Resort Lanai 1 Keomoku Hwy. 808-565-4000 Executive Chef Eren Guryel • Dining Room: Here the chef is celebrating the new year with a new menu. The focus is still local and sustainable–what they like to call Hawaiian-influenced nature-to-table. Dishes like Molokai venison loin that’s seared on a hot lava rock table-side are just one example of the seasonal offerings, and if you’re truly adventurous you will opt for the four-course blindfolded Chef’s tasting menu. Dinner. • Terrace: The Terrace overlooks the resort’s gorgeous lawn, lake and trails. Dining here is elegant and relaxing, and Chef Guryel has added a prime cut grilled protein concept that pairs perfectly with their new selection of craft beers. There are many nods to Hawaiian cuisine in the menu like Kalua pig, lomi salmon, ahi poke and fresh caught fish of the day. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. • The Bar: Light menu and full bar. There are dark leather seats, a masculine setting and great views of the Cook Pines. The upscale bar fare includes artisan cheeses, bruschetta, tempura ahi rolls, kalua pig nachos, truffle oil popcorn and fall-off-the-bone ribs. Sun-Th happy hour is 50% off refreshing drinks. Open 11am11pm with menu available 11am-9pm. • Great Hall: Strictly pupus and drinks. They have couches and cushy seating near the cozy fireplace. The great hall is incredibly comfortable, so much so you’ll want to hunker down with a book and a glass of wine. Afternoon tea, F and Sa: 3-5pm Nightly live entertainment: 7-9pm Alapa Drive live band performance, F 7-10pm • Trophy Room: Drinks and Snacks, 46” Flat Screen TVs, shuffleboard, foosball, pool table. Open 11am-11pm. ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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FRIDAY, FEB. 7 THE BAD BOYS OF DANCE – It’s been called the “most exciting” dance show to hit the stage. This Thursday, the Maui Arts and Cultural Center presents The Bad Boys of Dance. Joined by a leading lady, this high-energy performance mixes theater with the street. Complete with music and visual projection, the Bad Boys of Dance bring it! Earning worldwide attention, the group has appeared on a variety of stages including Dancing with the Stars and fashion show runways. $12-$42. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Bad Boys of Dance Facebook page

JO KOY – Maui welcomes back comedian median Jo Koyy to the ng much of his sucMACC stage this Thursday. Attributing -Filipino comedian cess to his mother, the American-Filipino uit of a comedic moved to the West Coast in pursuit and acting career. Gaining popularityy after appearing on The Tonight Show in 2005, Koyy has performed for crowds around the world. He’s been a regular ed on Comedy on Chelsea Lately and has performed hy Daily Variety Central. Come hear for yourself why named him as one of “10 comics to watch.” $25ultural Center $45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural (One Cameron Center, Kahului);; 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Ko Joy oy Facebook Page

FRIDAY, FEB. 7 KINGS OF SPADE – Following the completion of their second studio album, Kings of Spade is coming back to the island for a CD release party this Friday. Charley’s will host the Oahu natives and rock and roll group before they take to the road on a March tour. Joining the band will be Maui’s own funk and soul group Freeradicals Projekt. Known for their energetic shows, both bands are sure to bring the beat. Kings Of Spade’s second album officially comes out on Feb. 14. 21+. 15 pre-sale. $20 at door. 9pm-2am. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), koscd.eventbrite.com. Photo: Dallas Nagata

‘FLOWERS OF HAWAII’ – Oahu’s Kumu Kahua Theatre is presenting the renowned play Flowers of Hawaii by Lee Cataluna this Friday and Saturday at the MACC. Inspired by Hawaii’s history and people, the play depicts various family relationships specific to local families. From kids claiming the property of their living matriarch to a young mother pushing off her duties onto her own mother, Cataluna touches a variety of topics we will all recognize. $25. Keiki 12 & under half price. 7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Center); 808242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

FRIDAY, FE FEB. E B. B. 7 W WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY – Wailuku First Friday retu turns with a full lineup of entertainment, food and community th Friday. Body Alive will serve up another round of free this F First Friday yoga (4:45 pm). Derick Sebastian will set the m mood on the Maui Thing stage, followed by Da Braddahs (7:30pm). Catch Dr. Nat Rio live under the Banyan Tree (6pm) while magician Timothy Wenk brings magic to the streets. Donate unwanted clothes and shoes to Big Brothers, Big Sisters via If the Shoe Fits. Free admission. 6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Main St.), Mauifridays.com.

LANAI FILM FESTIVAL – The fourth annual Lanai Hawaiian Culture Film & Music Festival returns to the Four Seasons this Friday and runs through Sunday. Enjoy three days of Grammy-nominated musicians, including Bobby Watson, Skip Martin, nose flute master Calvin Hoe, Na Hoku Hanohano winner Benny Uyetake and more. Guests can take a slack key guitar workshop with Dennis Kamakahi. For special festival room packages, contact the resort. During the event, guests can also enjoy screenings of award-winning Hawaiian films. Go online for more information on times and locations. Four Seasons Resorts Lanai, The Lodge at Koele (1 Keomuku Hwy., Lanai City), HawaiiONTV.com. Photo courtesy Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, SA AT TU U RD DAY, FEB. 8 CHINESE NEW YEAR LION DANCE – Continue the Chinese New Year celebration in Makawao Town this Saturday. Bring your ohana for a Lion Dance performed by The Au’s Shaolin Arts Society. Fireworks and martial arts demonstrations will be featured along with a dance through Makawao streets. Free. 10am-12pm. Makawao Town (Intersection of Baldwin Avenue and Makawao Avenue). Photo by Bob Jagendorf Wikimedia Commons

JAKE SHIMABUKURO – Local boy turned superstar ‘ukulele player Jake Shimabukuro returns to the Valley Isle this Saturday. Shimabukuro joined the music scene as a member of Pure Heart. Four Na Hoku Hanohano awards later, he broke off into a solo career that didn’t leave time to look back. Rolling Stone has called him a “hero” and categorized him with the likes of Jimi Hendrix and Miles Davis. The chart topper returns for an evening of spectacular strumming. $12-$45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo: Joe Bielawa

SATURDAY, FEB. 8 KOKOMON, BENGALI & THE SUPERDUB TRIBE – Pay tribute to Bob Marley with the premiere performance of Kokomon, Bengali and the Superdub Tribe this Saturday at the Sports Page. Formerly with Maui’s Inna Vision, Kokoman and Bengali will release their newest collaboration project while celebrating Reggae’s forefather. $10. 9pm. Sports Page (2411 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-0602, facebook.com/ SportsPageGrillBar. Photo hoto of Bob Marley: Ueli Frey

CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION – The Westside joins the islandwide Chinese New Year celebrations with another appearance by Au’s Shaolin Arts Society. Firecrackers, line dance and martial arts will help to ring in the Year of the Horse. Bring your entire ohana for this traditional celebration. Free. 2pm-4pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina), lahainacanneryPhoto courtesy Au’s Shaolin Arts Society mall.com. Ph

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SUNDAY, FEB. 9 HAWAII YOUTH SYMPHONY – This Sunday the Mauii Arts tra, the Haand Cultural Center will host the only statewide orchestra, ncluding claswaii Youth Symphony. Performing a range of genres including sical, pops and Hawaiian, the symphony has something for everyone. ols across the The HYS includes students from just over 100 schools untry. The nonstate, making it one of the largest symphonies in the Country. profit offers 13 programs to keiki five to 18 years old. Maestro Henry e. 4pm. Maui Arts Miyamura will lead this talented group of youth. Free. ahului); 808-242-7467, and Cultural Center (One Cameron Center, Kahului); www.mauiarts.org. Photo by Musik och teatermuseet Wikimedia Commons

TUESDAY, FEB. 11 SOMOS OHANA NICARAGUA AGUA BENEFIT – Make your buck go further at Flatbread Company’s Benefit night this Tuesday. A portion of proceeds from every pizza sold will benefit Somos Ohana Nicaragua. It’s a nonprofit that partners with the Nicaraguan government to help build schools and set up health services, college scholarships and public transportation. Shop the silent auction with unique crafts amongst other things. 5pm-10pm. The Flatbread Company(89 Hana Hwy., Paia), somosohahanicaragua.org. Photo courtesy Somos Ohana

‘THE KA‘ONO‘ULU STORY’ – Talk story with Lucienne de Naie and Daniel Kanahele about Ka‘ono‘ulu Ahupua‘a at the Kihei Public Library this Tuesday. South Maui’s Ka‘ono‘ulu Ahupua‘a is filled with history dating back to menehune legends and chiefs. The culturally rich landmark is one of Maui’s significant settlements. A slide show will accommodate the talk story session. Light refreshments will be served. Recommended for ages 12 & up. Free. 6pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833. Photo courtesy Lucienne de Naie

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 12 W READ SET, SIGN – PATCH and Imua Family Services are colREADY, laborating on a series of sign language classes. Ready, Set, Sign will take place this Wednesday at the J. Walter Cameron Center. The class will feature sign language instruction and guide students through it’s use for classroom management. Reading skills, fine and gross motor skills and literacy skills are a few areas that sign language can improve. 5:30-8:30pm. Cameron Center (95 Mahalani Street, Wailuku);; 808-242-9232, patchhawaii.org. Photo by Ted Drake flickr.com

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Film

by Barry Wurst II

The War Of Art George Clooney’s ‘The Monuments Men’ is entertaining but incomplete The Monuments Men ★★★★★ Rated PG13 / 118 Min.

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mpowerment isn’t a quality often linked to World War II stories and it can be thrilling to see soldiers take action against Hitler’s army in a way unfamiliar to most. The historically accurate “gimmick” of the masterful, underrated Valkyrie was portraying a group of German soldiers plotting to assassinate Hitler. Even though the end of the film was a given, the enormity of the mission and the potential of overthrowing the Fuhrer made the film something of a novelty. Most WWII-era films portray the victims of that horrible time and it was refreshing to see former Nazi sympathizers and yes-men take action against their party. The appeal of The Monuments Men is similar, as it portrays another seldom told history lesson: the efforts of U.S. soldiers to steal back the massive collection of art that Hitler was accumulating for his grotesque museum. Here’s another great

cinematic middle finger to the Nazis but with a touch that almost undoes it. Yes, we also get the empowerment of taking action against a horrible enemy but what makes this film so strange is how pleasant it is. George Clooney directed, co-wrote the screenplay and leads an ensemble cast of actors playing the so-called “Monuments Men,” tasked with tracking down the many art works scattered and hidden in Nazi territory near the end of the war. Matt Damon, Bill Murray, Hugh Bonneville, John Goodman, Bob Balaban and Jean Dujardin make up the rest of the team. This plays less like a 1940’s Ocean’s Eleven and more like an old fashioned war time drama, that could have starred Gregory Peck or Cary Grant in their prime. The tone is so cheerful, it works against allowing tension to build. What results is that rare war movie you can safely watch with your grandparents. There is one scene in which Damon uncovers a barrel full of gold, which he realizes come from fillings removed from Jewish prisoners. Otherwise, there’s hardly any grit or darkness. There are verbal references to the horrors of the Holocaust but the mood is mostly upbeat and optimistic.

Who needs a Picasso when you have us?

During the few scenes where Clooney allows a feeling of somber reflection to briefly creep in, Alexandre Desplat’s overly busy score softens the blow and obtrusively underscores every scene, as though we won’t know how to feel from moment to moment and need a musical guide. The story is important but Clooney sometimes makes his argument for art preservation gooey rather than intellectual. His big speech about preserving art history would have been better given to anyone other than the film’s director. Clooney’s reading of his feel good sermons on the value of art feel self congratulatory. While Clooney’s film is handsomely made and better than his lightweight Leatherheads and heavy-handed Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, it lacks the cutting

simplicity of Good Night and Good Luck, his best directed film to date. While it always feels like something’s missing, the great parts make the film worth seeing. Murray has a scene, in which he reflects on the family he left behind, that moved me to tears; all his sequences where he’s paired with Balaban are terrific. So is Clooney’s showdown with a smug Nazi prisoner and Dujardin’s big scene with Goodman (who, sadly, is the most underused actor in the film). Cate Blanchett is very good in a small character role, even as her scenes with Damon are more beneficial to the flow of the story than a needed shot in the arm for the film. Clooney may have been aiming for a modern day Grand Illusion. A good try, though the end result is entertaining but incomplete. ■

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Film

by Alex Mitchell

Showtimes KA‘AHUMANU 6 Queen Ka‘ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului. 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Ride Along-PG13- THU 11:05 12:20 1:20 2:35 3:35 4:50 5:50 7:05 8:05 9:20, FRI-SAT 10:05 12:20 2:35 4:50 5:50 7:05 8:05 9:20 10:20, SUN10:05 12:20 2:35 4:50 5:50 7:05 8:05 9:20, MONTUE 12:20 2:35 4:50 5:50 7:05 8:05 9:20 Bride For Rent-NR- THU 12:35 2:50 5:05 7:20 9:35, FRI-SUN 10:30 11:30 1:00 2:00 3:30 4:30 7:00 9:30 MON-TUE 11:30 1:00 2:00 3:30 4:30 7:00 9:30 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit-PG13- THU 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50, FRI-SUN 10:10 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50, MON-TUE 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50 The Nut Job-PG- THU-TUE 11:15 1:15 3:15 5:15 7:15 9:15 I, Frankenstein-PG13- THU 12:45 2:50 4:55 7:00 9:05, FRI-SUN 10:40 12:45 2:50 4:55 7:00 9:05, MON-TUE 12:45 2:50 4:55 7:00 9:05 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) The Monuments Men-PG13- THU 7:20 10:10, FRI (10:50 1:20 4:10) 7:00 9:50, SAT-SUN (10:50 1:20) 4:10 7:00 9:50, MON-WED (10:50 1:20 4:10) 7:00 9:50 The LEGO Movie-PG- 2D FRI (11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:30 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:50 2:20) 5:00 7:30 10:00, MON-WED (11:50 2:20 5:00) 7:30 10:00. 3D THU 10:00, FRI (11:10 1:40 4:20) 6:50 9:20, SAT-SUN (11:10 1:40) 4:20 6:50 9:20, MON-WED (11:10 1:40 4:20) 6:50 9:20 Vampire Academy-PG-13- FRI (11:30 2:00 4:50) 7:20 10:00, SAT-SUN (11:30 2:00) 4:50 7:20 10:00 MON -WED (11:30 2:00 4:50) 7:20 10:00 Labor Day-PG-13- THU 11:00 1:40 4:20 7:00 9:40, FRI (10:50 1:40 4:30) 7:10 10:20, SAT-SUN (10:50 1:40) 4:30 7:10 10:20, MON-WED (10:50 1:40 4:30) 7:10 10:20 That Awkward Moment-R- THU 11:20 2:10 4:40 7:30 10:10, FRI (11:40 2:10 4:50) 7:10 9:30, SAT-

NEW THIS WEEK

SUN (11:40 2:10) 4:50 7:10 9:30, MON-WED (11:40 2:10 4:50) 7:10 9:30 Frozen-PG- THU 11:00 1:30 4:20 7:00 9:30, FRI (11:00 1:30 4:10) 7:00 10:10, SAT-SUN (11:00 1:30) 4:10 7:00 10:10, MON-WED (11:00 1:30 4:10) 7:00 10:10 Frozen Sing Along-PG- THU 11:30, FRI-SAT (11:20), SUN (1:50), MON-WED (11:20) Lone Survivor-R-THU 12:10 3:30 7:10 10:20, FRI (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:30, SAT-SUN (1:00) 3:50 6:40 9:30, MON-WED (1:00 3:50) 6:40 9:30 August Osage County-R- THU 12:00 3:20 7:20 10:20, FRI (12:40 3:40) 6:40 10:20, SAT-SUN (12:40) 3:40 6:40 10:20, MON-WED (12:40 3:40) 6:40 10:20 The Wolf of Wall Street-R-THU 10:50 2:40 6:30, FRI-WED (11:00 2:40) 6:30 9:50 American Hustle-R-THU 11:40 3:00 6:40 10:00, FRI-WED (12:00 3:20) 6:30 9:40 The Legend of Hercules-PG-13- THU 11:10 4:50, FRI (1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:20, SAT (1:50) 4:20 6:50 9:20, SUN 4:20 6:50 9:20, MON-WED (1:50 4:20) 6:50 9:20. 3D THU 2:20 Her-R- THU 10:50 4:00 10:30

Hilarity ensues. 115 min. FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

THE LEGO MOVIE - PG - Animation/Comedy - A LEGO minifigure battles a tyrant who wants to glue the universe together. 100 min.

I, FRANKENSTEIN - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Drama - Frankenstein’s monster (Aaron Eckhart) ends up caught between warring clans of gargoyles and demons. 92 min.

THE MONUMENTS MEN - PG13 - Drama - George Clooney and Matt Damon star in this look at American soldiers in World War II who rescued works of art from the Nazis. See this week’s film review. 118 min.

JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Tom Clancy’s Cold War spy gets rebooted as a modern-day action hero. Stars Chris Pine and Keira Knightley. 105 min.

VAMPIRE ACADEMY - PG13 - Action/Fantasy - A half-human, half-vampire chick protects good vampires from bad vampires. 104 min.

LABOR DAY - PG13 - Romance/Drama - An escaped convict (Josh Brolin) takes a sad, single mom (Kate Winslet) and her son hostage. 111 min.

NOW PLAYING

LONE SURVIVOR - R - Action - Four Navy SEALs end up in a very bad situation in Afghanistan in 2005. Stars Mark Wahlberg. 121 min.

AUGUST OSAGE COUNTY - R - Drama - A family crisis brings some strong women into conflict with the dysfunctional woman who raised them. Stars Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts. 121 min. BRIDE FOR RENT - UR - Comedy - This Filipino film tells the story of a young man who hires a woman to be his wife so he can secure his inheritance.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER 658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day; Call theater for Mon, Feb. 10 showtimes–they were unavailable at press time) Ride Along-PG-13- THU 1:45 4:30 7:15, FRI-SAT 1:45 4:20 7:30 10:00, SUN 1:45 4:20 7:30, TUE 1:45 4:20 7:30 10:00, WED 1:45 4:20 7:30 Frozen-PG- THU 1:30 4:15 7:00, FRI-SAT 1:30 4:15 7:15 9:50, SUN 1:30 4:15 7:00, TUE 1:30 4:15 7:15 9:50, WED 1:30 4:15 7:15 The LEGO Movie-PG- 2D FRI-SUN 2:00 4:30 7:00 9:30, TUE 7:00 9:30, WED 7:00. 3D TUE-WED 2:00 4:30 Lone Survivor-R- THU 2:00 4:45 7:30

The Lego Movie opens this week

ABOUT LAST NIGHT - R - Romance/Comedy People meet at a bar, then go to bed together. Hilarity ensues. 113 min.

AMERICAN HUSTLE - R - Drama - A con man (Christian Bale) and his pretty partner in crime (Amy Adams) end up working with a crazy FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). 138 min.

The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug-PG-13- THU 2:30 6:30 9:50 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire-PG-13- THU 11:30 2:50 6:40 10:00 Dallas Buyers Club-R- THU 11:50 3:10 6:50 9:40 Gravity-PG-13- THU 1:40 6:50

RIDE ALONG - PG13 - Action/Comedy - Ice Cube and Kevin Hart star in this flick about a security guy who tags along with a cop so he can marry his (the cop’s) sister. 100 min.

THE NUT JOB - PG - Animation/Comedy - Surly, an independent-minded squirrel, gets banished from the park and is forced to live in the city. 86 min. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET - R - Comedy - Martin Scorsese tells the story of Wall Street crook Jordan Belfort in all his sleazy, crooked glory. 180 min.

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LAST CHANCE DALLAS BUYERS CLUB - R - Drama - The story of how Texas electrician Ron Woodruff tried to get treatment after getting diagnosed HIV+ in 1985. Stars Matthew McConaughey. 117 min GRAVITY 3D - PG13 - Sci-Fi - Sandra Bullock and George Clooney are astronauts who find themselves stranded in Earth orbit. 90 min. HER - PG13 - Romance - Spike Jonze directs this whimsical look at a lonely man (Joaquin Phoenix) who falls in love with his computer’s operating system (voiced by Scarlett Johannson). 126 min.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - R - Romance/ Comedy - Three best friends try to deal with their relationships. 94 min.

HUNGER GAMES-CATCHING FIRE - PG13 - Drama - Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) barely gets to savor her victory in the last Hunger Games before she has to bust out the bow and arrow and cunning survivor skills once again in the futuristic world of Panem. 146 min.

THE LEGEND OF HERCULES - PG13 - Action Yet another retelling of the ancient story about the mythical Greek hero. 99 min.

THE HOBBIT: DESOLATION OF SMAUG - PG13 - Fantasy - Peter Jackson is back with more Hobbits, orcs, dragons and who knows what else. 161 min.

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by Alex Mitchell & Dayna Yamasaki

Calendar

Da Kine Calendar BIG SHOWS THE BAD BOYS OF DANCE- Thu, Feb 6. See This Week’s Picks. $12-$42. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. WAILUKU FIRST FRIDAY TOWN PARTY - Fri, Feb 7. See This Week’s Picks. Free admission. 6pm-9pm. Wailuku (Main St.), mauifridays.com JO KOY - Fri, Feb 7. See This Week’s Picks. $25, $35, $45. 7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808242-7469; mauiarts.org KINGS OF SPADE CD RELEASE PARTY- Fri, Feb 7. See This Week’s Picks. 21+. 15 pre-sale. $20 at door. 9pm-2am. Charley’s (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), koscd.eventbright.com LEE CATULUNA’S ‘FLOWERS OF HAWAII’ - Fri-Sat. Feb 7-8. See This Week’s Picks. $25. Keiki 12 & Under Half Price. 7:30pm. The Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org JAKE SHIMABUKURO - Sat. Feb. 8. See This Week’s Picks. $12-$45. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org THIRD, FOURTH DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOWS - Mon, Feb 10; Tues, Feb 11. A legend in standup and sketch comedy, Dave Chappelle has Maui residents lining up for a coveted seat to one of his now four shows on Maui. Note: this show contains strong language and adult material. $55. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults. Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available. 6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love! Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage. Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99 and Kama’aina Prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. Visit BurnnLove. com. 8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com AN IMPROVISATION WORKSHOP INTENSIVE WITH MARK BELTZMAN - Every Mon & Tue. This workshop is for the ensemble actor, improviser or anyone open to exploring the art of improvisation. Four workshops and a final performance on Feb. 19. $200 Registration Fee. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-4636550; proartspacific.com

FOODIE VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Feb 6. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes online. Free. 5:30-6:30pm Down

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To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-8772661; downtoearth.org JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Feb 8. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-4796; maui.hyatt.com CHINESE NEW YEAR BRUNCH - Fat Choy! Come and celebrate the Year of the Horse with Kaanapali Beach Hotel’s Chinese New Year Celebration Brunch. There will be fireworks and Lion Dancer performances by Au’s Shaolin Arts Society. This year’s brunch also features live Hawaiian music and free flowing champagne. The holiday feast features a sumptuous buffet with over 50 Asian delicacies and traditional favorites. Call or go online for reservations. $42.95 adults, $22 children 12 and younger, children 5 & younger eat free with each paid adult. 8am-1pm Ka‘anapali Beach Hotel (2525 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-6670124; hawaiiansundaybrunch.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Feb 9. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

TICKETS ON SALE AMY HANAIALI‘I BY MOONLIGHT–VALENTINE’S DAY SHOW- Fri, Feb 14. Join Amy Hanaiali‘i for a night of Valentines, violins and violas. Amy and her all-star band will be joined on stage by the string section from the Maui Pops Orchestra for a glowing evening of music on a full-moon night. Tickets: $35, $45 and $65 for a limited number of premium table seating tickets. 7:30-10:30pm. Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org AFRIKA BAMBAATAA- Sat, Feb 22. BAMP Project presents Afrika Bambaataa performing live at Stella Blues. Afrika Bambaataa is an important rap-music pioneer who, much like Grandmaster Flash, became a forgotten elder statesman as rap evolved. Bambaataa, who took his name (which means “affectionate leader”) from a movie about Zulu warriors, quit the Black Spades street gang in the mid-1970s and formed Zulu Nation, a music-oriented “youth organization.” Among the members who became minor rap luminaries were DJs Red Alert, Jazzy Jay, and Whiz Kid, as well as Afrika Islam, who went on to work with Ice-T. Tickets are available pre-sale for $35 at flavorus. com, 21+. 9pm, Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.) 808-874-3779; stellablues.com THE ‘GATHERING’ CONCERT SERIES WITH WILL ACKERMAN & TODD BOSTON- Sat, Feb 22. Grammy Award winner Will Ackerman comes to Maui with Todd Boston to perform, inspire and share their musical tapestries. $20 Advance tickets are available at Maui Kombucha (Haiku), MacNET (Kahului) and Island Spirit Yoga (Lahaina). 7pm. Makawao Union Church, (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao)

EVENTS THURSDAY, FEB 6 SURF’S UP: A MIXED ART EXHIBIT TO KICK OFF MAUI’S WAVE SEASON - Thu-Wed.

Kicking off the wave season on Maui’s North Shore, Art Project Paia Gallery presents Surf’s Up!, a new mixed art exhibition featuring a very eclectic group of artists who share a fascination with surf. Featuring a wide variety of art forms, the show includes neon art, surfboard art, wave/ surfer collages, color photography showing the abstraction of surfing and some classic photos of some of Maui’s most famous surfers. Artists include Erik Aeder, Shawna Ankenbrandt, David Burdeny, Mike di Nicola, Micky Eskimo, Jay Kelly, Kim McDonald, Gay Summer Rick and Lisa Schulte. 11am-5pm Art Project Paia Gallery, (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949; aetprojectpaia.com; mauisam.cindee@gmail.com

FRIDAY, FEB 7 FREE SPINE HEALTH SCREENINGS - Meet Dr James Urban with over 20 years of experience in the “gonstead” art form, the “gold standard” in traditional full-spine adjusting. Dr Urban is now offering Whole Foods Market complementary thermography health scans of the spine. Thermography reads temperatures along the spine that can indicate pain, trauma, imbalance or other potential hidden health problems and only takes seconds. First-come, firstserved. Free. 12:30-3:30pm Whole Foods Market, Maui Mall (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-872-3310, Ext. 120 LANAI HAWAIIAN CULTURE FILM & MUSIC FESTIVAL- See This Week’s Picks. Go online for more information on times and locations. Four Seasons Resorts Lanai, The Lodge at Koele (1 Keomuku Hwy., Lanai City), HawaiiONTV.com

SATURDAY, FEB 8 MAXIMIZING SOCIAL MEDIA IN YOUR DIGITAL MARKETING PLAN - Join Peter Liu as he takes you on a tour of today’s web and gives you all the tools you need to construct a sound, holistic digital communications strategy to market your business, with social media as its core element. Seating is limited. $65 lunch included. 10am-4pm Malcolm Center (1305 Holopono St., Suite 5, Kihei); hightechmaui.com MAKAWAO TOWN’S CHINESE NEW YEAR’S LION DANCE- See This Week’s Picks. Free. 10am-12pm. Makawao (Intersection of Baldwin Avenue and Makawao Avenue) PLAY ALONG WITH ‘UKULELE MELE - ‘Ukulele players of all abilities are invited to bring their ‘ukulele to workshops led by “master of multiple genres and strumming styles” Mele Fong at Bailey House Museum in Wailuku. Mele is a professional singer and entertainer, who also teaches private and small group lessons at the Museum. $10. 10am-12pm Bailey House Museum, (2375A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; UkuleleMeleOnMaui.com; info@mauimuseum.org FIRST MAJOR KENDAMA TOURNAMENT Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center will host Maui’s first major kendama tournament. The event is organized by Dane and Kerry Han, owners of the store Kaleidoscope, which sells a wide variety of the traditional Japanese toy. The tournament is open to ages seven and older as contestants compete in different age divisions in an elimination competition to determine the top 2014 Kendama Tournament Players. The family-friendly event will feature more than $500 worth of kendamas in prizes and drawings. Advanced registration is required and space is limited. Register at Kaleidoscope during business hours. Meet in the center court on event day. $2 registration fee. 1pm check in, 2pm tournament, Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-0902 POWERFUL TOOLS FOR CAREGIVERS - Do you care for a parent, spouse, friend, or someone

living with you, in a care facility, or on another island, the mainland or in another country? If yes, the Powerful Tools for Caregivers class is designed for you. Topics include reducing stress, improving self-confidence, communicating effectively with healthcare professionals and family members, balancing caregiving responsibilities, making tough decisions, and locating helpful resources. The registration fee is refunded to all who complete the course. $25 Registration Fee. 9:30-11:30am University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3242 Ext. 226; maui.hawaii.edu LAHAINA CANNERY MALL CHINESE NEW YEAR - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 2pm-4pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina), lahainacannerymall.com BENEFIT DINNER CRUISE - A delicious fourcourse dinner at sea, a beautiful sunset and fascinating stories about whales and whale research from one of the world’s leading experts on humpback whales are all part of the allure of Pacific Whale Foundation’s Benefit Dinner Cruise. During this cruise, you’ll travel with pioneer whale researcher, “save the whales” activist and four-time author Greg Kaufman, the founder and Executive Director of Pacific Whale Foundation. The twohour dinner cruise will depart from Lahaina Harbor and will feature appetizers, drinks and cocktails, a chef-prepared freshly grilled dinner, desserts and coffee for all guests. All profits will be directed to support Pacific Whale Foundation’s research, education and conservation efforts. Book online or for more information call the office. $150 per person. 5:30pm Lahaina Harbor (675 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-249-8811 Ext. 1; pacificwhale.org MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hotrods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at the golden arches and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm McDonalds, (340 Dairy Rd., Kahului); mauicarshows.com 2014 MAUI OPEN STUDIOS UPCOUNTRY EVENT - Sat-Sun. The Annual Maui Open Studios Event is the first of its kind in the state of Hawaii and was created almost four years ago by a former Maui artist who now resides in the San Francisco Bay Area. It follows a model that has been very successful on the mainland for decades, where artists and artisans open up their studios and exhibition spaces to show and sell their work to the public as well as “talk story,” connect and inspire visitors through one-onone interactions and in some cases, live demonstrations. The entire event is free to the public and often includes satellite events connecting the art community with art-lovers. 11am-6pm Upcountry Maui; mauiopenstudios.com KOKOMON, BENGALI AND THE SUPERDUB TRIBE - See This Week’s Picks. $10. 9pm. Sports Page (2411 S. Kihei Rd.); 808- 879-0602; Facebook.com/SportsPageGrillBar

SUNDAY, FEB 9 FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-8711307; mauimall.com CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artists wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you. Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION - Au’s Shaolin Arts Society visits from Oahu to kick off “The Year of the Horse” with a traditional


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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm no cover

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Volcanic w/ DJ PlaywFire, DJ Kurt & DJ TRVR 8pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

Mystic Maui Afterglow: The Human Experience & David Starfire, 10pm

Dr. Nat & Rio Ritmo Samba, Salsa, Latin Pop, 10pm

Mana’o Radio- UpCountry Sunday w/Special Guests, 2pm

Kings of Spade CD Release w/Freeradicals Projekt, $15, 9pm

Happy Birthday Bob Marley!! w/ Irie Dole, Marty Dread, Ras Shaggai, Nara Boone & Kryptones, 9pm

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment, 9pm

Kanekoa, 9pm

Happy Saturday

Quiz 7pm

DJ 10pm

Jordan 7pm;

Sebrina Barron, 6pm

Randall Rospond, 6:30pm

Alapa Drive, 6:30pm

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MON-Rick G, 6:30pm, TUE- Emily & Justin D 6:30pm, WED-JD on the Rocks, 6:30pm

JAH Residentz 9pm

Dat Guyz 9pm

STR8 Viben, 9pm

Karaoke 8pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE- Karaoke / WED- Rick Glencross 4-8pm & Open Mic, 9pm

AVDJ All-Request, 4-7pm no cover

Evan Schulman, 5:30pm

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Rick Glencross, 7pm

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

DigiLuxe w/DJ TRVR 11pm; no cover

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA 1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S 142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Blues Night w/ Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm

COOL CAT CAFE Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

DIAMONDS ICE BAR 1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

display of martial arts mastery, firecrackers and the colorful lion dance. Free. 2pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-4325 GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org HAWAII YOUTH SYMPHONY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 4pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Center, Kahului); 808-242-7467, mauiarts.org

MONDAY, FEB 10 SURF’S UP: A MIXED ART EXHIBIT TO KICK OFF MAUI’S WAVE SEASON - ThuWed. Kicking off the wave season on Maui’s North Shore, Art Project Paia Gallery presents Surf’s Up!, a new mixed art exhibition featuring a very eclectic group of artists who share a fascination with surf. Featuring a wide variety of art forms, the show includes neon art, surfboard art, wave/surfer collages, color photography showing the abstraction of surfing and some classic photos of some of Maui’s most famous surfers. Artists include Erik Aeder, Shawna Ankenbrandt, David Burdeny, Mike di Nicola, Micky Eskimo, Jay Kelly, Kim McDonald, Gay Summer Rick and Lisa Schulte. 11am5pm Art Project Paia Gallery, (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949; aetprojectpaia.com; mauisam.cindee@gmail.com

TUESDAY, FEB 11 SOMOS OHANA NICARAGUA FLATBREAD FUNDRAISER NIGHT - See This Week’s Picks. 5-10pm The Flatbread Company (89 Hana Hwy, Paia); 808-878-8015; holamaui@earthlink.net AFFORDABLE CARE ACT IN 2014 AND BE-

YOND - Wanna listen to State Insurance Commission Gordon Ito? RSVP by Feb. 7 to Kai Pelayo. $25 for members, $25 for guests. 5:30pm Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808874-2426; kai.pelayo@waldorfastoria.com TALK STORY ABOUT KA‘ONO‘ULU AHUPUA‘A–ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF HISTORY - See This Week’s Picks. Recommended for ages 12 & up. Free. 6pm. Kihei Public Library (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833 GEORGIA O’KEEFFE’S HAWAII–A TALK BY PATRICIA JENNINGS- Hosted by Maui Open Studios and Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center, join author Patricia Jennings as she discusses O’Keeffe’s Hawaii. For three months in 1939, O’Keeffe visited Hawaii and painted the Islands’ tropical flowers, plunging waterfalls, and blue-green sea. In Hana and Wailuku, O’Keeffe was guided by at the time 12-year old Patricia Jennings. Patricia is now 86, and recently authored a book about her experience titled Georgia O’Keeffe’s Hawaii. Please RSVP by email to mauiopenstudios@gmail.com, space is limited. 5:30-7:30pm. Hui No‘eau Visual Arts Center (2841 Baldwin Ave,. Makawao); 808-572-6560

WEDNESDAY, FEB 12 SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at South Maui Bicycles shop shortly before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free. 7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S. Kihei Rd.); 808874-0068; southmauibicycles.com JOYCE BEZUSKO & HER INTENSELY CREATIVE HAND FABRICATED JEWELRY - Every Wednesday of February come and visit Joyce Bezusko. Her studio is where she creates one-ofa-kind cuff bracelets, pendants, belt buckles and wall pieces. Each piece is designed with that special individual in mind. Free. 1-4pm Maui Hands

MON - Mellow Yellow Monday 8pm, TUE- Tequila& Salsa 8pm, WED- Polka Dots & Moonbeams, 8pm

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30 Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED-closed TUE-Pool League/ WED- Head High, 8pm

Gina Martinelli , 6pm MON -Lawaia, 10pm, TUE-Bartenders Mix, WED- Johnny Ringo, 10pm

MON- Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm no cover, TUE-AVDJ 4-7pm, no cover WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm, no cover WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

Galleries (1169 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-2008 READY, SET, SIGN - See This Week’s Picks. 5:30pm-8:30pm. Cameron Center (95 Mahalani St., Wailuku); 808-242-9232, patchhawaii.org WHALE PHOTOGRAPHY WORKSHOP - Join Pacific Whale Foundation for a whale photography workshop at sea. Whether you are a novice or an experienced photographer, this unique handson adventure will help you learn and practice expert techniques for photographing whales and other wildlife. Bring your own digital camera and learn to get the best results from whatever model you currently own. Visit the website or call to book reservations. $99.95 Per person. 3:30-6:30pm Ma‘alaea Harbor, (101 Maalaea Boat Harbor Rd.); 808-249-8811; pacificwhale.org GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include a line-up of slack key artists, featuring a different award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271;slackkeyshow.com PARADISE WEDNESDAYS - Reggae, dancehall and irie vibes with DJ Irie Dole Jah Warrior Shelter HIFI/Q103. 21 and over only. Free. 10pm1am Paradise Grill - Mellos Bar, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-669-7004

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI Mon-Fri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am-4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Wed, Feb 12. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui-grown, Non-GMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Be local Buy Local. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat). A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.) KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon). Open T-Th 11:00 am to 5:00 pm. 11am-4pm Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula)

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KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

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Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

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Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Gretchen 10pm

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LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

OPEN MARKET - Wed, Feb 12. Free. 11am2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Thu, Feb 6. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Thu, Jan 23. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Thu, Feb 6. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com MAUI SWAP MEET - Sat, Feb 8. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Sat, Feb 8. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com

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Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908. DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900. FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Mon, Alapa Drive: Full Rock Band 6:30-9:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425. HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon, Evan Shulman 5:308:30pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400. HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pwy.); 808-667-6636. JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu, Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Mando-

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STELLA BLUES CAFE - Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahumanu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Clay Mortensen 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm; Wed, Randall Rospond 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-3779.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Alanui); 808-875-5888.

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MAUI COAST HOTEL - Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camarillo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike and Mark 6-9pm; Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6284.

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Sign Language AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

For someone as gregarious, social, and outgoing as you are, your birthday season often passes without an appropriate amount of kerfuffle. It’s because even though you have no problem getting people’s attention, you’re rarely motivated to do so for your own selfish interests. This week, consider just calling for the spotlight because you could shine there, and no other reason. Let people give you some of the praise and attention you deserve but rarely ask for or even allow. You’ll probably be surprised at just who comes out of the woodwork to do exactly that. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

The Point of No Return looms. It’s that moment when you’ve invested so much time, care, and energy in something that you can’t possibly quit without achieving your goal. Persistence and determination are good qualities, but excessive stick-to-it-iveness can be seriously damaging if your goal is unattainable— before you know it, all your resources are drained, and you’re still empty-handed. Beware that inertialaden end zone. Before you commit to your ambition, make sure it’s achievable. There are times to attempt the impossible; this isn’t one of them. Many important and amazing opportunities lie ahead; I’d hate for you to miss out because you were too busy pursuing a chimerical and ultimately fruitless daydream. ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)

Some bewildered parents try to curb their kids, with hyperactivity-checking drugs, for example, or other artificial restrictions. Unfortunately, this lack of courage and imagination can lead to stunted human beings; misbehaving and making mistakes is how we grow. And it’s better to suffer some painful lessons early—like chicken pox, they’re only more horrible and dangerous to get later. Don’t try to save yourself or anyone else from learning an upsetting truth this week. Better sooner than later: The larger any illusion is allowed to grow, the sharper and more agonizing its shards will be when it’s finally shattered. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Ignore the petty little man behind the curtain, or anyone trying to manipulate you into believing you’re incomplete. One of the most appealing things about the questers in The Wizard of Oz is that they already possessed the things they sought—they simply needed the quest to reveal their hitherto hidden qualities. You’re like the Scarecrow, Lion and Tin Man—you already have what you’re looking for, in spades, be it brains, brawn or heart. And if you’re just looking for a way back home, look around—it’s time you finally realized: you’re already there.

an outmoded room in your house, and revise an obsolete unhelpful attitude, while you’re at it. LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

It’s fitting that your ruling planet is the sun, because unlike your fiery cousins, those Aries— who flare up in blinding flashes of unparalleled glory—you’re able to sustain an impressive nuclear blaze for nearly your entire lifetime. The fuel that nourishes this inspired radiance: hope. Optimism, among your tribe, is the ultimate self-replenishing fuel. So never, ever give up—no matter how dark or desperate things get—because your star may grow dim, but it’ll never go out unless you let it. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

There’s something comforting about your presence, even when you’re in frenetic panic-mode and rushing about trying to keep all your projects afloat. You may feel like you’re frazzled and out-of-control, but even when you are those things, you also exude the vibe of someone who’s got their shit more or less together— and that’s a very nice thing to be around. Don’t try to shield your peeps from all the wild, overwhelming shit you’ve got going on. Let us see the big picture of just how crazy and awesome and capable you really are.

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Hey, Snow White. I refer to the facet of you that’s slept in a glass case, perfectly preserved, for some time now. Every so often you’ve looked upon it with pride, or shown it off to your friends. On the one hand, it’s an impressive feat that you’ve managed to hold onto it this long—something akin to keeping your virginity until marriage. But on the other hand, what’s so great about conserving your sexual inexperience until you meet a potential lifemate? Liberate yourself. Be your own Prince Charming. It’s time to free the dwarves tending your glass case, open it, and wake that comatose inner princess with a kiss. SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Letting go is hard to do. Sometimes, you’re forced to, like when the dog chews the faces off your childhood toys, or when your sister totals your first car. Unfortunately, you might wish for those kinds of shitty happenstances this week, because consciously choosing to release something you love that’s no longer useful or good for you is in some ways much harder than having it taken away or destroyed. However, since you will inevitably lose the beloved crutch in question, wouldn’t it be better to liberate it now, on your own terms, rather than waiting for the universe to wrench it from your life? Believe me, your way is better.

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More than any other sign, your living space reflects your soul. Most Cancerian houses are appealingly warm, cozy, cluttered, and filled with sappy sentiment, like your heads. They may not be especially trendy or stylish, but they’re always interesting, comfortable, and real. I don’t mention this so you can abstractly appreciate the sympathetic relationship between bedroom and brainspace; I want you to take advantage of it. It works both ways; this week, it’s an ideal time to refurbish

Although you admire and strive for simplicity, your life is rarely, if ever, described as simple. Instead, it’s rife with myriad complications. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. For example, it’s never boring. Don’t be too hard on yourself as you try to eliminate obfuscations and can’t nix a single one. You’re just not a Zen-type person, who can eradicate all distractions. Your inner peace is more of the dervish variety, in which you find a point of stillness in the center of a chaotic tornado of activity. Embrace your whirlwind— you’re more likely to find the serene eye of the storm if you’re not always trying to dance out of its way. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

“It only hurts when I laugh.” This week, you make me think of that cracked rib complaint—as a source of pain or misery inextricably tangles itself with a primary fount of spiritual nourishment, like laughter. “So don’t laugh,” is not an appropriate response. Don’t even momentarily contemplate cutting yourself off from any of the wellsprings of your wellbeing, even to avoid a little anguish. Life is about experiencing things. You can’t always choose what it is you feel, but don’t go numb. Sometimes—as you’ll soon learn—joy and sorrow come together, or not at all. To contact Caeriel send mail to sign.language.astrology@gmail.com.

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