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QUIZ understood 2. On Jan. 24, Pacific Business News reported that developer Peter Savio is buying two properties on Maui.

One is the Maui Beach Hotel in Kahului. What’s the other property?

A. Elleair Maui Golf Club B. The Dunes at Maui Lani Golf Course C. The King Kamehameha Golf Club D. Pukalani Country Club E. Makena Golf Course

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1. On Jan. 23, Hawaii Reporter finally got the cost of all that added police protection for Michelle Obama during her recent Maui vacation from the Maui Police Department. According to the story, what was the cost?

A. $103,739.70 B. $86,229.70 C. $69,856.70 D. $54,233.70 E. $37,195.70

new Rock & Brews restaurant in Paia, co-owner/Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley said a lot of things, according to the Jan. 27 Maui News. Which of the quotes did he NOT say, according to the paper?

A. “Anybody who was refrained from what we were going to bring in is mistaken.”

B. I’ve been coming to Maui for 26 years.”

C. “What’s happened in every area Rock & Brews has come to is that we have shown that we’re good neighbors…”

D. “[W]e want to improve the community…”

E. “SMA? What’s that, some kind of Canadian sex act?”

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by Anthony Pignataro

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SOMEHOW, I WROTE A PLAY THAT’S NOW ACTUALLY A THING

Our greatest export?

WILL HAWAII BECOME THE WORLD’S POT DEALER?

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If state Representatives Joe Souki, D-Wailuku, and Angus McKelvey, D-Lahaina, get their way, Hawaii will become a pot dealer to the world. Or at least, those select portions of the world that look upon marijuana as no more dangerous than alcohol. Call it a getrich-quick scheme, an outlandish violation of the federal government’s prohibition against marijuana sales or just a gateway bill to state cannabis legalization, but HB 2124 is a high-profile assault in our nation’s Weed War. Introduced by Representative Rida Cabanilla, D-Ewa Beach, and co-sponsored by 10 others, including Souki and McKelvey, the bill’s abstract says that it “Creates a working group in the Department of Business, Economic Development, and Tourism to develop a plan to legalize the cultivation of marijuana for export purposes only and tax the resulting revenues for purposes of funding state programs.”

This could, according to Cabanilla, directly and positively benefit Maui as well.

Maybe. “I’m not a marijuana connoisseur, so I really could not say on my personal experience, but what people say is that the ‘Maui Wowie’ is the best,” Cabanilla said in a Jan. 25 Associated Press story on the bill.

Now if the bill passes (a big if), and if the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) goes along with it (a far bigger if), Hawaii would start growing marijuana for export to nations like Uruguay and the Czech Republic, according to that Jan. 25 AP story. Or at least, that’s what the bill drafters had hoped, but it seems that those two nations are iffy, too.

“Uruguay plans to grow its own marijuana and the Czech Republic is only allowing imports from the Netherlands,” reported the AP. Stupid Netherlands, strutting around Europe like it’s the biggest dope dealer around (oh wait, it is). Anyhoo, the bill text includes logic, rational economic analysis and even a bit of Hawaiian mythology–in other words, it has no chance of becoming reality. Still, it could happen, and that’s more than

enough reason to actually read the bill.

“Hawaii is well situated to provide an abundant supply to fill a growing demand,” states the bill. “The rich Hawaiian soils, coupled with a continually temperate climate, provide ideal conditions for yearround outdoor farming. These advantages should be capitalized upon for the benefit of enhancing revenue for the State.”

As for where those potential tax revenues from dealing pot to other nations might go, the bill outlines four entities: “the department of education, to fund mandatory pre-school; the department of health, for care of the elderly and disabled, specifically for increased payments for care home [sic] and foster home operators; Hawaii public housing authority, for the construction of more state-owned public housing; and the Hawaii housing finance and development corporation for the construction of affordable housing.”

Is this not the best bill ever written? And I haven’t even gotten to the money quote: “The Goddess Pele has provided Hawaii with the best soil in the nation for marijuana cultivation,” states the bill. “[I]t should be capitalized upon for the good of her people.”

On Jan. 23, HB 2124 was referred to three House committees. Where it goes from there is anyone’s guess.

And now for a personal note. This weekend marks the fourth annual Maui Fringe Festival, which is put on by Maui OnStage. It’s an eclectic three-day deal that includes a ton of dramatic and performance arts. This year there will be showcase performances from Pat Masumoto, Virginia Sandell and Chris Rose; a Fringe Cabaret show; the Adaptations Dance Theater; and the plays Tale of Kathaka by Antara Bhardwaj, Maple Street Militia by Teresa Salyer and War Stories by yours truly.

That’s right: I wrote a play. It’s just a short one-act thing–a scene, really–but it’s the first time anything I’ve written will appear on stage. As far as the story, it’s very simple. Set in the Honolulu International Airport terminal in 1965, it involves two

will direct (disclosure: she’s my girlfriend).

Things seem to be moving smoothly now, but the whole thing was terrifying a few weeks ago. Casting the play was difficult, to say the least–partly, I suspect, because it’s a drama with two male leads, whereas most plays on the island seem to be musicals, comedies or musical comedies with mostly female casts.

In any case, Angie was persistent, and calm, and finally secured Nakagawa (who starred in numerous local shows, including MAPA’s Fresher Ahi and Lesser Ahi) and Takaki (who has performed with the local Talking Stories theater group).

Casting a play, setting up rehearsals, acquiring props–all these things were unfamiliar to me. Thankfully, Angie has considerable theater experience. She’s appeared in two plays so far on Maui–both at ProArts in Kihei–and has starred in and directed numerous plays in Northern

How are they going to get the plane onto the stage?

men who flew during World War II, one American and one Japanese, who randomly meet and start to talk about their lives.

The play stars Derek Nakagawa as the American vet and Jason Takaki as the Japanese vet. Oh, and Angie Thompson

Overheard MAN: “Is that going to be enough?”

FIRST WOMAN: “She likes to drink it with a spoon.”

SECOND WOMAN: “Don’t judge me!”

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California. And though I wrote the play, I thought it best to just give the whole thing to her and let her, as director, turn it into something that people will enjoy seeing.

That’s why I haven’t attended any rehearsals. In fact, I won’t see the play until the festival’s opening night. Sure, I get regular updates on the play’s progress, but as far as getting the thing done, it’s entirely in the hands of Angie, Derek and Jason.

For someone like me, used to directing the presentation of my writing in MauiTime, this can be stressful. But my hope is that it’ll lead to more audience enjoyment, which I think is the ultimate goal of all theatrical works.

The Maui Fringe Festival runs Friday, Jan. 31 through Sunday, Feb. 2 at the historic Iao Theater in Wailuku. For more information, go to Mauionstage.com. ■ anthony@mauitime.com + @apignataro For more news articles, visit our news blog at: mauifeed.com

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complete their college courses.

“If you’re a single parent, trying to further your education, or the household is working multiple jobs to make ends meet while trying to get an education, then childcare can become the greatest obstacle to reaching those goals,” said Dean Wong, Imua Family Services Executive Director.

Imua and Maui College Childcare (IMCC) has launched what they are calling the “Demonstration Project,” which was set to begin operation this month. The goal of the demonstration project is to provide quality childcare for students attending UHMC who may need the assistance with childcare in order to maintain class attendance and complete their courses.

“Quality childcare is often the burden that makes it difficult for some Maui students to successfully complete their education,” said Juli Patao, UHMC

up and collected more than 14,000 cigarette butts in less than two hours.

Students and local leaders from across the island picked up butts at Hana Bay, Baldwin Beach, Kahului Harbor, Waiehu, Olowalu, Canoe Beach and Sugar Beach in Maui. Malaman Maui Nui, Sustainable Coastlines and the Hawaii Coalition for a Tobacco-Free Hawaii pitched in to help organize the cleanups and follow-up actions.

The following day, students and members of the groups gathered at the county administration building to present their findings to the public and the Maui County Council. Maui County Mayor Alan Arakawa recognized their efforts and declared the day to be “Butts Off Our Beaches Day.” The Maui Surfrider Chapter will be continue to work with groups on Maui and across the state in an effort to pass legislation to create smoke-free beaches. The Hawaii

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Looks like all you Maui residents who’ve been slowly dying in the consumer wasteland that lies between Wal-Mart, K-Mart and Costco will finally get some relief. According to a Jan. 27 Pacific Business News post, on Thursday, Jan.30 Safeway’s Property Development Centers will break ground on the new 275,000 square-foot Pu‘unene Shopping Center, which includes a Target–the first on Maui–as its anchor. PBN added that Target’s target for opening is March 2015.

That should give Target just enough time to climb out of the company’s recent data breach that compromised credit and debit card information on an estimated 70 million customers. Well, that’s assuming anyone’s are actually concerned about the data breach: on Jan. 28, the Associated Press reported that most people, though worried about the compromised data, aren’t doing much about it: “But just 37 percent have tried to use cash for

purchases rather than pay with plastic in response to data thefts like the one at Target, while only 41 percent have checked their credit reports,” the AP reported.

“And even fewer have changed their online passwords at retailers’ websites, requested new credit or debit card numbers from their bank or signed up for a credit monitoring service.”

But hey, we’re getting a Target. Woo. While it certainly will make life easier for residents who prefer Target’s plants, toys and cheaply made furniture to that of WalMart, it will also make Maui just a little more like the Mainland.

-Anthony Pignataro

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CHILDCARE COMING TO UHMC Childcare is at an all time high in this country. In fact, childcare is often now more expensive than tuition at state colleges, according to a report from Child Care Aware of America. The report states that in nearly two-thirds of the country, average childcare costs cost were greater than yearly tuition tuitio and fees at a four year public college.

The expense is a struggle for working parents; and par for parents attending att themselves, it’s college them more difficult. even mor In Maui, a new unprecedented colunprece laboration laborati is doing something to help someth ease childcare ch expenses expense for students at UH Maui College.

Colleg The college, c CareerLink and CareerL Childhood Early Ch Education faculty have teamed up with Imua Family Services childcare to offer quality ch Maui College for part-time UH M successfully students to help them su

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CareerLink Director. “We hope that this demonstration project will show that providing childcare can have a positive impact on both retention and completion of degrees or certificates.”

IMCC will run Monday thru Thursday to accommodate part-time UH Maui College students enrolled in morning and afternoon Early Childhood Program classes. Interested students must complete an online survey in order to utilize the program.

For more information, you can visit maui. hawaii.edu/careerlink/home or call CareerLink at UH Maui College at 808-984-3318.

-Suzanne Kayian

BEACH BUTT CLEANUP A SUCCESS Maui’s Jan. 12 cigarette cleanup was a huge success. The Maui District Student Council Organization and the Surfrider Foundation’s Maui Chapter teamed-

County Council launched a smoking ban at the Big Island’s beaches and parks in 2012 and the Oahu Chapter helped pass a SmokeFree Beaches & Parks bill in 2013. The Maui Chapter is hoping the Valley Isle follows the lead with the “Hold On To Your Butts Campaign,” designed to reduce the amount of second-hand smoke and toxic litter on the beaches–noting that cigarettes are the most littered items here and around the world.

Building on the momentum of Oahu and the Big Island, Rep. Kaniela Ing from South Maui has sponsored a bill to ban smoking on all beaches of Hawaii. If the bill–HB 325–passes, Hawaii would become the first state in the nation to ban smoking on all of its beaches. The first hearing for the bill was scheduled for Jan. 22.

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Pastor Ray Scott Teets, 66, of Fallen Timbers Community Chapel in Springhill Township, Pa., arrested in November for alleged “inappropriate contact” with an 11-year-old girl (daughter of parishioners) on at least three occasions, denied to police that the meetings were inappropriate. The girl, he said, requested counseling with him and suggested that the sessions take place in the storage shed in back of the chapel. The girl said there were six meetings, lasting about 15 minutes each, and denied initiating them.

FOOL FOR A CLIENT Robert Bourque, 55, was convicted of DUI in Sarnia, Ontario, in October, but continued to deny the charge. He admitted he had four beers on the day of the traffic stop but said the Breathalyzer result was misleading because he had recently poured alcohol into his ears to test his theory about how Jesus healed the sick.

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In December, a California appeals court endorsed actor Tippi Hedren’s victory suing the lawyer who had earlier failed to win compensation for her from a 2006 studio accident. In Hedren’s most famous movie role, she was attacked by birds in Alfred Hitchcock’s iconic film, and in 2006 had been clobbered by falling scenery caused by birds nesting in an attic over a stage. And a man who won a Hollywood raffle to watch the finale of Breaking Bad with cast members was arrested in Fort Myers, Fla., in January and faces his own intent-to-sell drug charges.

Two weeks earlier, unrelated to the show or the raffle, a man with the same name as the show’s protagonist (Walter White) was sentenced in Billings, Mont., to 12 years in prison on drug charges.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION Arvind Kejriwal, fresh from his electoral victory as chief minister of the state of New Delhi, India, was to report to work on Monday, Dec. 30 to begin fulfilling his anti-corruption administration–one that promised unprecedented “transparency” to make government visible to constituents. But the transparency of his first public announcement was perhaps over-the-top–that he was taking the day off because of a bout of diarrhea. Said a colleague, “When the chief minister gives you a minute-by-minute update on his bowel movements, hail democracy.”

THIS WEEK IN DOLPHIN SLAUGHTER Officials in Taiji, Japan, announced in October they would build a tourist attraction to publicize a nearby annual dolphin cull in which thousands are killed. Park planners hope to attract visitors to swim and cavort in pools among the lovable, captured dolphins–and also to dine on dolphin meat (and rare whale meat) scored from the culls. Conservationists are, of course, disgusted by the project.

FINE POINTS OF THE LAW Michael Robertson, 31, argued via a lawyer before Massachusetts’s highest court in November that his arrest for taking “upskirt” photographs of a woman on the subway should be tossed out–asserting that he has a constitutional right to take pictures of anything that is not covered up in public. Said his lawyer (a woman), noting that the victim’s skirt provided only partial covering, “If a clothed person reveals a body part whether it was intentional or unintentional, he or she cannot expect privacy.” Robertson’s case had been suspended at the trial court while he seeks a ruling on his legal interpretation.

PERSPECTIVE For nearly 30 years, until 2007, the U.S. national symbol, the bald eagle, was endangered and protected, but officially they (along with golden eagles) are now so insignificant that the government is willing to endure dozens of them being chopped to death annually in the blades of “clean energy” wind turbines. An Associated Press investigation in December revealed that the federal government is purposely ignoring the eagles’ attrition out of fear that outraged conservationists’ campaigns will hinder development of wind power as an alternative to coal-produced electricity. (Another recent AP investigation revealed a similar painful choice in the continued commitment to ethanol as a cleaner alternative fuel even though that cleanliness is being increasingly questioned, and even though ethanol production requires the massive diversion of corn that could inexpensively feed millions of hungry people worldwide.) ■

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IF YOU LIKE LEGO, THEN YOU’LL LOVE NATHAN SAWAYA’S AT ECLECTIC IMAGE GALLERY IN WAILEA

By Anthony A Pignataro Pign nataro Images courtesyy Nathan Saw Sawaya waya brickartist.com From across the room, ro oom, they lookk like pixelated people. halves, Well, their top halv ves, anyway. One On ne is entirely green, while blue. when the other is blu ue. It’s only wh hen you get up close that you see each bust, though p pretty much life-size, is blocks. composed of o LEGO blocks s. building Though h I grew up bu uilding up and tearing down LEGO L sets, it was w my girlfriend who first noticed notic ced them. We w were walking through the Shops and Shop ps of Wailea, an nd she saw the green bustt inside Eclecticc Image Gallery.

“That’s “Tha at’s LEGO,” she said, and we walked w in.

Both Bo th are striking b busts. resting The green g one, restin ng on a low table t near the front fr door, depicts d an individual holding h his (or her–they’re her–they y’re basically androgynous) androgyn nous) own face as if itt were a blue mask. The b lue one, further displayed fur rther in the gallery, samee shows the sam type of person hoisting her (or his) head a few inches off the shoulders.

The two pieces Nathan come from artist Na athan attorney Sawaya, a one-time corporate c attorn ney in New York who tosculptures entirely day produces sculptur res made entire ely from brightly colored rather LEGO bricks. Though he’s h become rat ther famous, Sawaya rarely galleries. puts his pieces into gall leries. In fact, Eclectic E Image isn’t merely that the only place on Maui th hat shows his w work–it’s the only place in the state of Hawaii. co-owner “We met him here in the gallery,” g said co o-owner Becky Paschoal “He (her husband Matt is the otherr co-owner). “H He and his girlfriend were butt hi his girlhere. They got married on the island. l d He H was very modest, d t b i l LEGO, and my husband and I friend left his card behind. His card was LEGO looked him up. We were blown away.”

That was about two years ago. Since then the Paschoals have brought

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seven of Sawaya’s pieces into their Wailea Gallery (Becky said her parents also own Eclectic Image Galleries in Santa Fe and Sedona). Of those seven, five ve have sold so far, she said.

“They’re not seeing it [the work] as LEGO,” she said id of the buyers. “They see it as a message.”

Sawaya’s work is “a surrealist mash-up of forms and nd artists,” the writer Scott Jones said in the 2012 book The he Art of Nathan Sawaya. “Imagine Frank Lloyd Wright crossed sed with Ray Harryhausen, or Auguste Rodin crossed with h Shigeru Miyamoto, and you start to get a sense of where here Sawaya is coming from.”

Once a corporate attorney, Sawaya has told interviewviewers that a website crash at his firm prompted him to look for another line of work. He started working with clay, he told the blog Artsicle.com, then built an ananatomically correct model of a human heart using Necco ecco wafers. Later, he started wondering about the possibility ibility of working with LEGO bricks.

“A lot of my work suggests a figure in transition,” Sawaya says in his book. “It represents the metamorphoses hoses I am experiencing in my own life. My pieces grow out ut of my fears and accomplishments, as a lawyer and as an artist, as a boy and as a man.”

LEGO is a Danish toy company with roots that stretch back to a wooden toy workshop purchased d by Ole Kirk Christensen in 1916. The Th he datee to first LEGO blocks, which dat the 1930s, were made of wood. w comAfter World War II, the co ompany began making the bricks b out of plastic, which at first f were very unpopular. Thee North blocks finally reached N orth America in 1961, when Samsonite agreed to build and an nd sell them in the U.S. and d Can“mini-figure”– ada. The first “mini-figur re”– the immensely popular llittle ittle person that comes with many m LEGO sets, didn’t appear until the late 1970s.

Though he uses veryy build simple toys to buil ld his Sawaya’s pieces, Saway ya’s artworks are incredibly incre edibly

complex. Forr inseparastance, the sep paration between the face/mask and d green head of his gre een Eclectic sculpture at Ec clectic smooth Image is smoo oth and clean, and d the open head is an ope en box. But on his hiis blue structure, the break b head between the he ead and shoulders is jagged, as though the break b process. was a wrenching process The engineering alone required to build such large, realisealistic structures is remarkable–made all the more so by thee fact that Sawaya eschews LEGO’s special and/or curved pieces. es.

All of his works, regardless of his subject, come from the same regular old LEGO blocks that the company has been building for over half a century.

“I focus on the rectangular pieces mainly because there’s a nostalgia thing going on but also because there’s something about it,” Sawaya told Artiscle. “I love the distinct lines, the very sharp corners, and when you see the brick up close obviously you see all those right angles, but as you step away the curves become evident. That’s where the magic of it all happens.”

In 2007, Sawaya appeared on The Colbert Report. He showed pictures of some of his pieces, including “Yellow,” a bust similar to the green and blue sculptures at Eclectic Image but with the yellow individual tearing open his chest to reveal a pile of yellow ye LEGO bricks spilling out. He with also presented his host wi ith a life-size statue of Stephen Col30,000 bert, made from about 30 0,000 LEGO blocks. that He also told Colbert tha at his fragile works aren’t quite as fragil le as they appear. In fact, he said d that with each brick gets painted wi ith glue.

In the early days, Sawaya told to old October, NewYork.com last Octobe r, he would build a new structure, structu ure, then tear it down when he was happy together. with it and glue it togethe er. But these days, he said, he justt glues as he goes. “If I don’t like how w something looks, even if I’ve worked wo orked on it chisel for a while, I have to chise el away days or hours’ worth of work, which w can said.. “But that’s be heartbreaking,” he said part of the process.”

40,000 There are about 40,00 0 “adult fans world, of LEGO” around the wo rld, the Asback sociated Press reported b ack in 2010.

They are largely people who w grew up playing with the bricks w when they were kids, and nowadays see seee no reason to stop fiddling with w the bricks.

And why not? no ot? Unlike many toys, a pile pile of LEGO bricks demands thinking and an nd creativity.

“It’s “Itt’s great to get people peop ple to start creating things thinggs again,” Becky Paschoal Pasch hoal told me.

“We’vee really lost that.”

That’s why w it’s not surprising that Sawaya isn’t the only artist currently working with LEGO. L Sean Kenney is a New York artist with w more than two million LEGO piecess in his studio.

He constructs sculpturess and structures well similar to Sawaya, as wel ll as special, highly detailed LEGO portraits. In fact, for as little as $695, Kenney will build build a custom 20 you by 25-inch portrait of yo ou entirely out of LEGO bricks (a larger, 30 0 by 40-inch portrait sells for $1,695).

German Then there’s the Germa an artist Jan Vormann, who’s somewhat more pla playful. He goes around the world patching holes in walls, streets and monuments with LEGO blocks. His favorite work, he told Juxtapoz in 2010, is in Berlin,

where used LEGO bricks to plug bullet and shrapnel holes left over from World War II. As for Sawaya, he has a museum exhibit that tours the nation. “He only works with about three dealers nationwide,” Paschoal told me. “We’re the only gallery in the state that sells his works. Our goal is to have a show with him.”

As for the price of his works, no one who’s ever shopped for even a small LEGO set will be surprised to hear that they’re expensive.

“They start at twelve-five,” Becky Paschoal told me, indicating a $12,500 sale price.

“LEGO is a petroleum product, so it goes up every year.”

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making aspects of the concert industry.

Dell says he’s worked with artists like the Beatles, U2, Bruce Springsteen, Ozzy Osbourne, Pink Floyd and, of course, KISS. While operating their merchandising business, a division of Winterland Productions, the Furano brothers began selling Tshirts to Peter Morton, who had launched the first Hard Rock Cafe in London. After selling Morton millions of shirts, Dave Furano decided that “when he grew up,” he wanted to open his own restaurant where he could sell his own T-shirts. Following a drastic change in the concert promotion landscape in the late 1990s, Furano began working on that goal.

He had an opportunity to open a site at Los Angeles International Airport, but realized he needed a real restaurant operator as a partner. He knew Zislis, who owned a popular Manhattan Beach restaurant called Rock’n Fish, and urged him to join the new venture. Zislis politely turned him down.

Then one night the Furanos invited Zislis to a KISS concert. They were standing backstage with the band and noticed that the two longest lines in the building were for T-shirts and beer. “I think it’s in the

you want to set-up shop and be part of the neighborhood, you have to contribute.”

For that reason, Rock & Brews presented $10,000 to the Paia Youth and Cultural Center at its Sneak Preview event on Jan. 26. During the event, they had a traditional Hawaiian blessing, showcased the island art that graces the walls and offered a sampling of the food.

“Before there was opposition, we blessed the site,” Zislis said, addressing skeptics. “We had a blessing before we demolished the building; we had a blessing when the roof went on.”

Stanley seconds the respect for the location. “What a great little town this is,” he said. “Sure, you can go to Front Street, you could find some place in Wailea, but we wanted to find a place that was a little more intimate. There’s a warmth and there is a sense of community here. I understand people’s concern because when you love your community, you don’t want it changed. And we have no desire

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ock & Brews, Paia’s controversial new restaurant located in the old Jacques spot, promises more than good food. The place certainly has deep roots in the concert industry. Co-owners Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley are original members of the band KISS. Their partners are concert industry and merchandising veterans Dave and Dell Furano and restaurateur-hotelier-brewmaster Michael Zislis. Maui residents and business-owners Mark and Chrystie Blietz are also part of the ownership team.

Dave Furano says he’s worked with Bill Graham, the father of the modern day concert business. He served as President of Bill Graham Presents as well as tour manager for some of the hottest acts of our time including the Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, Led Zeppelin, George Harrison and Bob Dylan.

Furano’s brother Dell brings more than 35 years experience in the music, entertainment, marketing and licensing industries to the project. He’s been credited with creating the first concert T-shirt, which has grown into one of the strongest money-

beer,” Zislis said. The partners–and the idea for Rock & Brews–clicked and they opened their first location in El Segundo, CA. David Furano said his partner Zislis’ dedication to quality food is admirable.

“Gene and Paul, or Dell or I, we needed someone who really had passion for great food,” he said. “And Michael has that visceral passion–always wanting to make it better.”

Zislis said half of the menu at the new Paia location will be similar to their other locations. The remainder will represent local cuisine. They will offer Coconut Crusted Mahi Mahi Sliders alongside their signature Giant Soft German Pretzel. A Maui Onion Tomato Salad will join The Strawberry Fields Salad in the VIP Salads section.

Specialties including the Mosh Pit Mac ‘N’ Cheese and Santa Maria Tri Tip Sandwich will share the stage with a Hawaiian RibEye. The menu also will offer gluten-free pizzas and gluten-free beers.

R&B also plans to highlight local

Good times for Paia Youth Center breweries, offering nine beers from Maui Brewing Company and eight from Kona Brewing Company.

The restaurant will offer indoor and outdoor dining in a family-friendly, concertlike environment. It will feature multiple big screens presenting historic concert videos ranging from Queen at Wembley Stadium to Rush at Rio. There are no plans to host live bands at the location, which is set to open mid-February.

The partners also said they worked hard to honor the culture with the restaurant’s ambiance, art and charitable efforts.

“We don’t come in and establish a restaurant in a neighborhood without being sympathetic to the community,” said Paul Stanley. “Besides being rude, it’s stupidity.

Hawaiian people are proud–and rightly so–of their history and their heritage. And to incorporate it... makes our restaurant here much more immediately a part of the community. Whether it is helping schools or local charities, that’s your obligation. If

to change something that is perfect. Why would we change Paia? It’s so unique. We are just thrilled to be there.”

As for Simmons, he said he is very proud of the restaurant but it was obvious that his passion is fueled by his palate. When he spoke of his favorite dish–the “Purple Rain” Drops dessert–it was as though he was speaking of his notorious sexual appetite.

“There is something called a beignet,” he began, speaking in a near-hushed voice. “It’s a little crusty on the outside with caramel sauce and powdered sugar.

When you bite into it, either hot caramel sauce or hot fudge squirts in your mouth.

It is sinful beyond anything. It is so good, you close your eyes to concentrate on the taste. You make a sound–mmmmm–like a woman in the throws.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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Vasquez says his favorite Filipino dishes are kare kare and adobo, but at home it’s his wife who does the cooking.

“Chicken adobo is our national dish and it’s always what my kids request for my wife to make,” says Vasquez. “Kare Kare is my comfort food. As a child, I always knew that there was a timely process to Kare Kare. The anticipation of this dish is ingrained in my brain; layers of scents culminate to a final product that to this day, just the thought of it still makes me salivate.”

Not long after the Master P-Noy contest, Vasquez and a handful of other local Filipino chefs–Joey Macadangdang (Roy’s, Ka‘anapali), Gevin Utrillo (Hyatt Ka‘anapali), Isaac Bancaco (Ka‘ana Kitchen, Andaz Maui), James Simpliciano (Simplifresh), Jake Belmonte (Maui Culinary Academy), Jojo Vasquez (The Plantation House), Larry Badua (Badua’s Catering),

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y introduction to Chef Jojo Vasquez happened in October, at the Master P-noy Chef competition in the Maui Fil-Am Heritage Festival at the Maui Mall.

Vasquez was taking his passion for locally sourced and inspired dishes up against defending champion Chef Joey Macadangdang. Vasquez’s dish incorporated a seafood broth with paria (bitter melon), the secret ingredient in the challenge. It was creative and refreshing. While he didn’t win the competition, I wanted more of Vasquez’s bright and crafty Filipino fusion. Lucky for me, he’s the Executive Chef at the Plantation House Restaurant in Kapalua. You can dine on Vasquez’s menu, breakfast through dinner, seven days a week.

There’s a whole lot to love here. The views of Pailolo channel are spectacular, and the east end of Molokai almost kisses the head of Maui here. The open air dining

room and bar overlook the rambling expanse of golf course, trees and mauka vista, and quick passing mists are common.

The Plantation House opened in 1991 and Vasquez came on board in 2013 after a stint with the Ritz Carlton Kapalua at Banyan Tree. He was also Executive Chef at Morimoto’s Waikiki, and appeared on Iron Chef as Morimoto’s assistant. Never really bit by the celeb chef bug, Vasquez’s attentiveness to food comes from his heart, family, roots and travels.

Vasquez says some of his favorite ingredients are local organic Kula corn, Swiss chard, Kula Dave’s tomatoes and Flying Squirrel Farm’s heirloom cherry tomatoes from Makawao. For proteins, there’s local snapper, kampachi, ahi and foie gras.

“For breakfast we added Banana Fosters pancakes, pineapple upside down pancakes, a Santa Fe omelet and my Sous Chef Mike Higashi created Wagyu steak and egg tacos with cheddar, jalapeño and house salsa,” says Vasquez. “For lunch we added Italian sausage hoagie with peppers and onions, Coconut shrimp with pineapple slaw and Korean barbecue sauce, organic Kula corn and Swiss chard risotto and Spicy chicken wings using the local

Adoboloco ‘Maui no ka oi’ hot sauce.”

On a recent visit I started with the kampachi tartar and wakame-recommended

by Vasquez. The pressed and formed kampachi is served with a dashi-soy, and the dish shows Vasquez’s mastery of flavor and broth. The nasturtium from Monica Bodar’s Napili-Flo farm top off the experience with bright color and surprising spiciness hidden in the petals.

Vasquez’s ahi is magnificent all over the menu, from the morning Benedict to ahi sashimi at the bar, but he seems proudest of the dinner entree–seared ahi with Ali’i mushrooms, served with Swiss chard and kaffir lime vin blanc. It’s featured on the Plantation House homepage. It’s a gorgeous dish that will make you wonder why seared ahi isn’t always served with a delicate wine reduction cream sauce. The Hamakua mushroom is a perfect conspirator here, channelling its delicate, yet sturdy, textures in line

Monchong

with fish and wine perfectly.

“It is important to know the science of food,” says Vasquez. “What we do as chefs on a daily basis is based not only on skills, but on math and science. I was enamored by the creations of Ferran Adria and Grant Achatz. When I travelled with my wife, we always agreed that it would be to places for a culinary sabbatical as well. I yearned for more inspiration with every bite, and challenged myself to heighten my cuisine with these new applications. It’s always fun to play, but the goal is to elevate and not muddle the flavors, or over-process. The final plate should always keep the integrity of the dish.”

The monchong, my favorite of his fish entrees, exemplifies this integrity and adds a touch of his humble Filipino cuisine. The monchong is lightly bathed in a shallow broth of tamarind and coriander–a definite nod to sinigang. The local bak choy, tomato and micro watercress are remarkable with each bite. The Surfing Goat Dairy starter has a surprising savory granola that has an addictive texture and flavor with the fresh

Riko Bartolome (Slow Food Maui) and Sheldon Simeon (Mala Wailea)–banded together to raise money in relief funds for the Philippines at the Binhi At Ani Filipino Community Center. For Vasquez, being a part of the community seems as important to him and his culinary work.

“We started planning before Haiyan struck,” Vasquez says. “It was actually difficult to find a nonprofit partner, so we decided to team up with American Red Cross and create a special fund for the Philippines. When the typhoon hit, so many locally based relief organizations came out of the woodwork.

We tried our best to spread the funds where they would be of direct help to our people.

We wanted to do more. We raised a little over $20,000. It’s not in the news anymore, so we need to keep the dialogue going in our own communities because the need is still great and the work is far from over.” ■ jen@mauitime.com + @jenrusso For more foodie news, visit MauiTime’s food blog at: mauidish.com

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This Weeks Picks THURSDAY, JAN. 30 YOUTH OF THE YEAR – Celebrate Maui’s keiki at the Gene Freedman Youth of the Year ceremony this Thursday at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. The Boys & Girls Clubs of America recognizes distinguished young leaders from each club highlighting their service and leadership. Each club selects a boy or girl who embodies these traits, to represent their club and compete for the island title. The ceremony culminates with a winner, who will represent Maui in the state’s Youth of the Year competition. Hear their inspiring stories of trial and triumph. Free. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-2447467, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy Boys & Girls Club of America

MYSTIC ISLAND FESTIVAL – The Mystic Island Festival is returning to Maui’s Camp rough Maluhia this Thursday. It runs through ting a Monday, Feb. 3. Dedicated to creating ent, the festival offers four days of motivating and wholesome environment, music, workshops, yoga, visionary art and much more. Organic meals sts are encouraged to bring will be available for purchase and guests their own water containers. Go online for a full schedule and to nd volunteers are always make reservations. Space is limited and hekili Hwy., Wailuku), welcome. Camp Maluhia (3450 Kahekili mysticislandfestival.com. Photo courtesy rtesy Kyer Wiltshire

FRIDAY, JAN. 31 SALSA NIGHT – Gannon’s After Dark turns up the heat with Una Noche Picante de Salsa! This Friday, grab your shoes and snazzy salsa moves for a night with Dr. Nat and Rio Ritmo. Dr. Nat was born in Buenos Aires and has been playing with his six-piece band, Rio Ritmo, for over a decade on Maui. Dance to live Afro-Latin music with Maui’s salsa doctor. $10. 9pm-Midnight. Gannon’s (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080, gannonsrestaurant.com. Photo courtesy Drnat.com

MAUI FRINGE FESTIVAL – The fourth annual Maui Fringe Festival returns to the historic Iao Theater this Friday. The festival features three days of drama and performance art, from both local and national writers and performers. Guests can look forward to “War Stories” by MauiTime’s own Anthony mPignataro and “The Maple Street Militia” by Teresa Salyer. Catch Maui Imwaj, prov during Saturday’s Fringe Cabaret and samplings from Antara Bhardwaj, Pat Masumoto, Virginia Sandell and Chris Rose. Sunday will close the three-day auionstage.com) festival with a dinner and awards ceremony. Check the festival website (mauionstage.com) for times and package specials. $10-$20. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808242-6969, fringe@mauionstage.com. Photo courtesy Maui Onstage

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THE LARRY KEEL DUO – This Friday, Charley’s presents The Larry Keel Duo. Drawing inspiration from his Midwest upbringing, Keel’s acoustic and composition skill as a flat-picking guitarist has gained much applause. Joining Keel on stage is the folk and bluegrass group The Aloha Bluegrass Band. The originators of “Piligrass,” a fusion between bluegrass and Hawaiian music, The Aloha Bluegrass Band continues to gain inspiration from its island home. 21+. $15-$20. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), keelduo.eventbrite.com. Photo courtesy Charley’s

CHINESE NEW YEAR CELEBRATION – Usher in the Year of the Horse turday. during the Chinese New Year celebration at the Maui Mall this Saturday. ancers, Complete with fireworks and Maui Martial Arts Society’s Lion Dancers, alligrathe family-friendly event has been a Maui tradition for over a decade. Calligrauests phy and costume contests will add to the festive affair. The first 150 guests ad. will get the opportunity to take a free photo with an ancient lion head. i), Free. 9am-2pm. Maui Mall (70 E Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), mauimall.com. Photo: Bob Jagendorf/Wikimedia Commons

SATURDAY, FEB. 1 EDVENTURE’S FOOD FIRST INSTITUTE – Familiarize yourself rself with alternative cooking techniques through the University of Hawaii Maui College’s enee Loux and EdVenture Food First Institute this Saturday. Green Chef Renee part series Maui Culinary Academy’s Chris Spree will teach the three-part ces. highlighting vegetarian, gluten-free, vegan and raw food practices. kThis Friday, Level 1 is open to individuals and professionals lookoing to broaden their knowledge. Students will learn recipes, protocol and adaptation techniques amongst other things. Space is limited, so call to register. 808-984-3231, ocet.org/ hospitality-and-culinary-arts. Photo courtesy Renee Loux

RUN/WALK FOR THE WHALES – Hundreds will gather at Ma’alaea Harbor to benefit the whales this Saturday. Run and walk with the Pacific Whale Foundation in one of the following events: a 2.5 mile walk, 5K run, 10K run and half marathon run. Enroll your keiki in the optional Marine Education program for $35 while you race (6am). Racers will enjoy a continental breakfast

by Porto and entertainment from Marty Dread. Can’t make it to the race?

Race remotely and snap a picture, then upload it to PWF’s Facebook page.

Top winners will receive medals along with tickets for a PWF whale watch. $30-$70. Half Marathon: 6:15am; 10K: 6:45am; 5K: 7am and 2.5 walk: 7:05am. mauiwhalefestival.org. Photo courtesy PWF

SATURDAY, FEB. 1 MAUI OPEN STUDIOS – Kick off Maui Open Studios 2014 this Saturday at the Maui Tropical Plantation with an art preview and live music. Then throughout the month, artists from around the island will open their studios to the public for a time of conversation and community. Art lovers and connoisseurs will get the opportunity to talk story with these artists, experience live demonstrations and get a chance to shop Maui’s eclectic inventory. From Kihei to the Northshore, each weekend in February will highlight different art studios in each island region. Get the full schedule online and be sure to take part in this interactive scavenger hunt.

Free. 5pm-8pm. Maui Tropical Plantation (1670 Honoapi’ilani Hwy., Wailuku), MauiOpenStudios.com. Photo courtesy Randy Hufford

SUNDAY, FEB. 2 KUANA TORRES KAHELE – This Sunday, The Lodge at Koele on Lanai is hosting the founding member of Na Palapalai, Kuana Torres Kahele. Best known for his hula music composition, Kahele has won an impressive Na Hoku Hanohano award collection, among other accolades. His most recent, self-titled album Kahele is no exception to his success, further proving that music runs through his veins. Free. 7pm-9pm.

Four Seasons Resort Lanai, The Lodge at Koele (One Keomoku Hwy., Lanai City), fourseasons. com/koele. Photo courtesy the MACC

RAIATEA HELM – Molokai-born songbird Raiatea Helm will grace the Maui Arts and Cultural Center’s Solo Sessions stage this Saturday. Both a Grammy-nominated artist and Na Hoku Hanohano Award recipient, Raiatea has worked with Hawaiian music greats like The Brothers Cazimero and Keali’i Reichel, to name just a few. Her versatile vocals have carried beyond the islands and have won her international recognition. So sit back and soak in the depth of Helm’s musical beauty. $30-$65. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy MACC

WEDNESDAY, FEB. 5 OUTSTANDING IN THE FIELD – Dine under the stars during Outstanding in the Field’s Maui leg of their Hawaii Tour.

The outdoor dining event will set up shop at farms across the country, creating a one-of-a-kind dining experience with ingredients unique to our location. Outstanding in the Field aims to re-connect diners to the land and the origins of their food. They’re partnering with Kupa‘a Organic Farms and Oahu-native turned San Francisco chef Ravi Kapur to bring you a wholesome, delicious meal. Enjoy a tour of the farm and wine pairings. $190. 2pm. Kupa’a Organic Farms (Kula), outstandinginthefield.com. Photo courtesy OITF

WEDNESDAY, WE ED DN N ES FEB. 5 DAV CHAPPELLE – A legend in stand-up and sketch comedy, Dave Chappelle has DAVE Ma Maui residents lining up for a coveted seat to one of his now three shows on Maui.

Ca the late-night second showing this Wednesday at the Maui Arts and Cultural Catch C Center.

Bursting onto the scene a decade ago, his Chappelle’s Show became a fa favorite, fast becoming one of the best TV series of all time. Note: A third show fan h been added on Monday, Feb. 10 at 7:30pm. Also, this show contains strong has l language and adult material. $55. 10pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy the MACC

STATE OF THE COUNTY ADDRESS – This Wednesday, Maui Mayor Alan Arakawa will give the annual State of the County Address at the Maui Arts and Cultural Center. He’ll highlight his administration’s achievements in 2013, outline plans for the coming year and discuss current issues affecting the county. A sign language interpreter will be available during the event. Those requiring other types of assistance or accommodation due to disability should call the Mayor’s Office. The courtyard will serve as overflow. Refreshments will be available after the speech. Free.

4:30pm Doors. 5pm Speech. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-270-7855, co.maui.hi.us. Photo: Janno Gonzalez/Wikimedia Commons

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‘Labor Day’ As a love story, it’s a beautifully shot failure Labor Day ★★★★★ Rated PG13 / 111 Min.

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t the start of Jason Reitman’s new drama Labor Day, a mother and son are shopping when a wounded man appears, gently grabs the son by the neck and forces them to drive him to their home.

Once there, he reveals himself to be an escaped convict. Yet, there’s something different about him. Initially, the mother and son are on edge but gradually, they warm up to him. The criminal, played

by Josh Brolin, has real culinary skills, wants to give the boy much needed attention and mostly speaks in a kind, soft tone. The mother, played by Kate Winslet, is divorced, acknowledges the need for a father figure in her son’s life and gradually falls for her captor.

It’s one thing for Winslet’s character to experience Stockholm Syndrome. It’s another for the entire movie to ask that of its audience. This may be the gentlest film ever made about home invasion, though Reitman is less concerned with

shaping a thriller than crafting an allegory for an American family.

The story takes place in 1987, around the time when divorce became a common household word, devoted to countless “After School Specials.” This unorthodox tale of a murderer on the run, who surprisingly becomes a father and husband to his prisoners, is best taken as a fable. In fact, the screenplay is based on a novel and I imagine it worked well on the written page. But on the big screen, it’s rather odd. Even if we’re supposed to be taken by Brolin’s lovable brute, there’s virtually no suspense.

Although set in the ‘80s, it looks and feels like a movie taking place far earlier.

The tone, lighting, art direction and visual approach reminded me of To Kill a Mockingbird. Tobey Maguire narrates and has a very-brief cameo near the end; he was originally cast as the interviewer in Life of Pi before director Ang Lee edited him out, reportedly for having too distracting an appearance. That’s definitely the case here, as his voice-over is so distinct that you’re constantly reminded of the famous actor.

In his one scene as a suspicious cop, James Van Der Beek evokes more tension than Brolin’s entire performance. Both

And they said romance was dead.

Brolin and Winslet have been much better elsewhere, as their acting here is as tonally shaky as the film overall.

Everything is so nice and reserved, psychological depth is avoided in favor of unabashed sentimentality. Romantics may disagree, but can you really root for Brolin to woo Winslet when he’s tying her up and forcing her to lie to her neighbors?

I liked the scene where the wheelchairbound Barry is left in Winslet’s care, a sequence that develops in surprising ways. There’s also the scene where Brolin teaches Winslet and her son how to make a peach pie; aside from Waitress and The Food Channel, the making of a pie has never appeared so sensual.

We see Winslet and son go to a theater

showing the 1985 film D.A.R.Y.L., despite this being a film set in 1987. Otherwise, the bathed-in-a-warm-summer-glow cinematography and art direction are lovely and convey the appropriate feelings of nostalgia.

Reitman’s previous film, Up in the Air, was smart and engrossing, where this one is a respectable, beautifully shot failure. The ending seems to indicate we were always meant to view this as a love story. If that’s the case, then this is the biggest crock of a romance since Endless Love or the entire Twilight series.

Ladies, if a man holds you and your son hostage during the Labor Day weekend, even if he looks like Brolin and teaches your son how to play baseball, do not fall in love with him! ■

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1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: every day until 4pm) Ride Along-PG13- THU- 12:20 2:35 4:50 7:05 9:20, FRI-SAT 10:05 11:05 12:20 1:20 2:35 3:35 4:50 5:50 7:05 8:05 9:20 10:20, SUN 10:05 11:05 12:20 1:20 2:35 3:35 4:50 5:50 7:05 8:05 9:20, MON-WED 11:05 12:20 1:20 2:35 3:35 4:50 5:50 7:05 8:05 9:20 Bride For Rent-NR-FRI-SUN 10:20 12:35 2:50 5:05 7:20 9:35, MON-WED 12:35 2:50 5:05 7:20 9:35 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit-PG13- THU-SUN 10:10 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50, MON-WED 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:50 The Nut Job-PG- THU-WED 11:15 1:15 3:15 5:15 7:15 9:15 I, Frankenstein-PG13- THU 2D 12:45 1:45 3:50 4:55 5:55 8:00 9:05 10:05, 3D 2:50 7:00, FRI-SUN 10:40 12:45 2:50 4:55 7:00 9:05, MON-WED 12:45 2:50 4:55 7:00 9:05 Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy-NR- THU 5:30 7:40 9:50 The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty-PG- THU 12:30 3:00 Saving Mr. Banks-PG13- THU 11:00 MAUI MALL MEGAPLEX Maui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm) Labor Day-PG-13-FRI (11:00 1:40 4:20) 7:00 9:40, SAT-SUN (11:00 1:40) 4:20 7:00 9:40, MONTHU (11:00 1:40 4:20) 7:00 9:40 That Awkward Moment-R- THU 10:10, FRI (11:20 2:10 4:40) 7:30 10:10, SAT (11:20 2:10) 4:40 7:30 10:10, SUN (2:10) 4:40 7:30 10:10, MON-WED (11:20 2:10 4:40) 7:30 10:10 Devil’s Due-R- THU 12:00 2:30 5:10 7:40 10:30 Lone Survivor-R-THU 12:30 3:40 7:00 10:30, FRI (12:10 3:30) 7:10 10:20, SAT-SUN (12:10) 3:30 7:10 10:20, MON-WED (12:10 3:30) 7:10 10:20 Frozen-PG-THU 11:10 1:40 4:10 7:10, FRI (11:00 1:30 4:20) 7:00 10:30, SAT-SUN (11:00 1:30) 4:20 7:00 10:30, MON-WED (11:00 1:30 4:20) 7:00 10:30

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to find her sister. Oh, and there’s a snowman in there somewhere. 108 min.

Yet another retelling of the ancient story about the mythical Greek hero. 99 min.

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BRIDE FOR RENT - UR - Comedy - This Filipino film tells the story of a young man who hires a woman to be his wife so he can secure his inheritance.

Hilarity ensues. 115 min.

HER - PG13 - Romance - Spike Jonze directs this whimsical look at a lonely man (Joaquin Phoenix) who falls in love with his computer’s operating system (voiced by Scarlett Johannson). 126 min.

THE NUT JOB - PG - Animation/Comedy - Surly, an independent-minded squirrel, gets banished from the park and is forced to live in the city. 86 min.

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LABOR DAY - PG13 - Romance/Drama - An escaped convict (Josh Brolin) takes a sad, single mom (Kate Winslet) and her son hostage. See this week’s film review. 111 min.

HUNGER GAMES-CATCHING FIRE - PG13 - Drama - Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) barely gets to savor her victory in the last Hunger Games before she has to bust out the bow and arrow and cunning survivor skills once again in the futuristic world of Panem. 146 min.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT - R - Romance/ Comedy - Three best friends try to deal with their relationships. 94 min.

NOW PLAYING AMERICAN HUSTLE - R - Drama - A con man (Christian Bale) and his pretty partner in crime (Amy Adams) end up working with a crazy FBI agent (Bradley Cooper). 138 min.

AUGUST OSAGE COUNTY - R - Drama - A family crisis brings some strong women into conflict with the dysfunctional woman who raised them. Stars Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts. 121 min.

DALLAS BUYERS CLUB - R - Drama - The story of how Texas electrician Ron Woodruff tried to get treatment after getting diagnosed HIV+ in 1985.

Stars Matthew McConaughey. 117 min FROZEN - PG - Animation - Kristen Bell plays some girl who makes her way through some icy kingdom

THE WOLF OF WALL STREET - R - Comedy - Martin Scorsese tells the story of Wall Street crook Jordan Belfort in all his sleazy, crooked glory. 180 min.

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I FRANKENSTEIN - PG13 - Sci-Fi/Drama - Frankenstein’s monster (Aaron Eckhart) ends up caught between warring clans of gargoyles and demons. 92 min.

DEVIL’S DUE - R - Horror - A newlywed woman gets pregnant, then undergoes dark, sinister changes that are somehow even worse than simply being pregnant. 89 min.

JACK RYAN: SHADOW RECRUIT - PG13 - Action/Thriller - Tom Clancy’s Cold War spy gets rebooted as a modern-day action hero. Stars Chris Pine and Keira Knightley. 105 min.

GIRL, BOY, BAKLA, TOMBOY - Unrated - Comedy - This Filipino film has Vice Ganda playing four roles with four distinct sexual personas. Running time not available.

LONE SURVIVOR - R - Action - Four Navy SEALs end up in a very bad situation in Afghanistan in 2005. Stars Mark Wahlberg. 121 min.

NEBRASKA - R - Drama - An old man and his estranged son travel from Montana to Nebraska to claim a sweepstakes prize. Directed by Alexander Payne. 115 min.

RIDE ALONG - PG13 - Action/Comedy - Ice Cube and Kevin Hart star in this flick about a security guy who tags along with a cop so he can marry his (the cop’s) sister. 100 min.

THE HOBBIT: DESOLATION OF SMAUG - PG13 - Fantasy - Peter Jackson is back with more Hobbits, orcs, dragons and who knows what else. 161 min.

THE LEGEND OF HERCULES - PG13 - Action -

SAVING MR. BANKS - PG13 - Drama - Mary Poppins author P. L. Travers (Emma Thompson) recalls her childhood while meeting with Walt Disney (Tom Hanks). 125 min.

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THE MYSTIC ISLAND FESTIVAL - Thu, Jan 30- Mon Feb 3. See This Week’s Picks.

Camp Maluhia (3450 Kahekili Hwy., Wailuku), mysticislandfestival.com

VEGETARIAN COOKING CLASSES - Thu, Jan 30. See (and sample) how Chef Rachel Davies uses local, organic and wholesome ingredients to make healthy and delicious entrées, soups, breakfast, and desserts. No registration required. For a jump start on the class, check out more than 600 healthy recipes at their website. Free. 5:306:30pm Down To Earth, (305 Dairy Rd., Kahului); 808-877-2661; downtoearth.org

BOYS & GIRLS CLUB YOUTH OF THE YEAR - Fri. Jan 31. See This Week’s Picks.

Free. 5pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Castle Theater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-244-7467, mauiarts.org MARK YAMANAKA - Fri. Jan 31. Mark Yamanaka’s soaring voice is perfectly suited for the specialized art form of falsetto, and he was nurtured from a young age by renowned musician, composer and kumu hula Johnny Lum Ho, whose traditions have produced some of Hawaii’s most cherished falsetto singers.

Mark takes the teachings of Uncle Johnny, adds his own flair, and mixes it up by gliding effortlessly into a soulful baritone. These gorgeous vocal stylings of Mark’s will make for a rich evening of melody and memory. $35.

7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center McCoy Studio Theater, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org RAIATEA HELM - Sat. Feb 1. See This Week’s Picks. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center McCoy Studio Theater, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org STATE OF THE COUNTY ADDRESS - Wed. Feb 5. See This Week’s Picks. Free. 4:30pm Doors. 5pm Speech. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, McCoy Studio (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-270-7855, co.maui.hi.us DAVE CHAPPELLE - Wed. Feb 5. See This Week’s Picks. 10pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org

STAGE ‘ULALENA - Mon-Fri. A nonpareil portal to Hawaiian history and kanaka maoli lore; what ‘Ulalena accomplishes–five night a weeks for 14 years strong–is without a doubt the most powerful and entertaining cultural education on Maui. Starting at $15.99 keiki / $39.99 adults.

Kama‘aina, dinner and VIP packages available.

6:30pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com BURN’N LOVE–A MUSICAL JOURNEY STARRING DARREN LEE - Daily. Experience Elvis in Hawaii with Burn’n Love. Relive the nostalgia of Blue Hawaii and the Aloha from Hawaii live broadcast that made TV history with the most authentic Elvis tribute show ever presented on stage! Shows Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday at 8pm. Tickets start at $59.99, and kama‘aina prices are available. A portion of every ticket sold benefits the Maui Food Bank. Visit BurnnLove.com.

8pm Maui Theatre, (878 Front St., Lahaina); 808-856-7900; mauitheatre.com AN IMPROVISATION WORKSHOP INTENSIVE WITH MARK BELTZMAN - Every Mon & Tue. This workshop is for the ensemble actor, improviser or anyone open to exploring the art of improvisation. Four workshops and a final performance on Feb. 19. $200 Registration Fee. ProArts Playhouse, (1280 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-4636550; proartspacific.com MAUI FRINGE FESTIVAL - (Fri-Sun) See This Week’s Picks. Iao Theater (68 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-242-6969, mauionstage.com; fringe@ mauionstage.com

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NATURAL GOURMET CUISINE SERIES: LEVEL 1 - Fri, Jan 31. Level 1 is for individuals and professionals wanting to expand their culinary repertoire. This three-part series of culinary programming targets individuals and professionals interested in expanding their knowledge and training in alternative, progressive and dietary-specific culinary arts. Founded in collaboration with celebrated organic Chef Renée Loux and Maui Culinary Academy leader Chris Speere, the Food First Institute is creating a home for alternative, healthsupportive and natural gourmet foods, including gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan, macrobiotics, raw foods and Hawaiian Regional Slow Foods. Space is limited, so please call to reserve. 12-4pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3231; maui.hawaii.edu ED’VENTURE’S FOOD FIRST INSTITUTE - Sat. Feb 1. See This Week’s Picks. 808-9843231, ocet.org/hospitality-and-culinary-arts JAPENGO SATURDAY SUSHI SCHOOL - Sat, Feb 1. Join sushi chef Jay Ledee in Japengo’s chic sushi lounge. Learn how to create Japengo’s signature sushi rolls from scratch, with hands-on instruction from Chef Jay and Japengo’s team of expert sushi chefs. $35 per person (includes sushi and non-alcoholic beverages). Maximum 20 people per class. 3-4:30pm Japengo at the Hyatt Regency, (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808667-4796; maui.hyatt.com SUNDAY NIGHT LAULAU - Sun, Feb 2. Enjoy a healthy and modern take on a traditional Hawaiian dish, every Sunday evening at Ko. Come early, the laulau special is first-come, first-served and does sell out. Kama‘aina offer not applicable. Ko Restaurant at The Fairmont Kea Lani, Maui, (4100 Wailea Alanui Dr.); 808-875-4100; fairmont.com

live at Stella Blues! Afrika Bambaataa is an important rap-music pioneer who, much like Grandmaster Flash, became a forgotten elder statesman as rap evolved. Bambaataa, who took his name (which means “affectionate leader”) from a movie about Zulu warriors, quit the Black Spades street gang in the mid-1970s and formed Zulu Nation, a music-oriented “youth organization.”

Among the members who became minor rap luminaries were DJs Red Alert, Jazzy Jay, and Whiz Kid, as well as Afrika Islam, who went on to work with Ice-T. He is the genius behind mega-hits “Planet Rock” and “Looking for the Perfect Beat.”

Tickets are available pre-sale for $35 at flavorus. com, 21+. 9pm, Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S Kihei Rd.) 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

GANZA SUPPORTS LOCAL LITERACY PROGRAM - It’s time for the second annual Book Trust’s Art Extravaganza. The evening’s art auction proceeds will support the Book Trust program, which works to increase literacy by delivering books to children in low-income families of Maui. 5:30-9:30pm Gannon’s A Pacific View Restaurant, (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080; booktrust.org/events

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POWERFUL TOOLS FOR CAREGIVERS - Do you care for a parent, spouse, friend, or someone living with you, in a care facility, or on another island, the mainland or in another country? Then this class is for you. Topics include reducing stress, improving self-confidence, communicating effectively with healthcare professionals and family members, balancing caregiving responsibilities, making tough decisions, and locating helpful resources. Classes consist of six sessions held once a week. Interactive lessons, discussions and brainstorming will help caregivers practice and incorporate the “caregiver tools.” A registration fee of $25 is refunded to all who complete the course. $25 Registration Fee. 9:30-11:30am University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808244-3242 Ext. 226; maui.hawaii.edu

THURSDAY, JAN 30 SURF’S UP: A MIXED ART EXHIBIT TO KICK OFF MAUI’S WAVE SEASON - Thu-Wed. Kicking off the wave season on Maui’s North Shore, Art Project Paia Gallery presents Surf’s Up!, a new mixed art exhibition featuring a very eclectic group of artists who share a fascination with surf.

Displaying a wide variety of art forms, the group show includes neon art, surfboard art, wave/surfer collages, color photography showing the abstraction of surfing and some classic photos of some of Maui’s most famous surfers. Artists include Erik Aeder, Shawna Ankenbrandt, David Burdeny, Mike di Nicola, Micky Eskimo, Jay Kelly, Kim McDonald, Gay Summer Rick and Lisa Schulte.

Surf’s Up! 11am-5pm Art Project Paia Gallery, (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949; aetprojectpaia. com; mauisam.cindee@gmail.com CONGOLESE DANCE CLASS WITH MASTER TEACHER MAKAYA “KAYOS” - Thu, Fri and Sun. Makaya is an inspirational teacher, full of energy and lots of smiles. Since the age of five he has been cultivating his love of Congolese dance and drum. He’s been trained in the art of Congolese Dance and Music. Wear comfortable clothing, bring lots of water and be prepared to get down and shake it! $15. 6pm Makawao Union Church Hall (1445 Baldwin Ave., Makawao); 808-269-7362

MAUI CLASSIC CRUISERS CAR SHOW - Every month, the classic cars of Maui meet up to show off original hotrods, custom paint jobs and pristine rebuilds. Grab a burger at Peggy Sue’s and bring or browse classic art on wheels. Free. 6pm Peggy Sue’s, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); mauicarshows.com

HAIKU PSYCHIC FAIR & ART SHOW - It’s an art show and fair featuring angel and tarot readers, Reiki, works by local artists and Aura photography with interpretive readings of what the colors represent. Free. Special rates on services. 11am-4pm Lotus Heart Maui, (575 Haiku Rd.); 808-5755220; lotusheartmaui.com

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OUTSTANDING IN THE FIELD - Wed, Feb 5.

See This Week’s Picks. 2pm Kupa’a Organic Farms; outstandinginthefield.com

FRIDAY, JAN 31 THE LARRY KEEL DUO - See This Week’s Picks. 9:30pm. Charley’s Restaurant and Saloon (142 Hana Hwy., Paia), keelduo.eventbrite.com

OHANA DAY - Grace Bible Church invites families to join the fun at this month’s Ohana Day. Bounce house, giant slip-n-slide, roller derby, cotton candy, shave ice and more. This month will also feature a talent show for all ages. Child, student, adult, and multi-generational divisions will be scored on presentation, skill, creativity and courage. First place winners of each division win a prize. Free. Grace Bible Church, (635 S. Hina Ave., Kahului); 808-877-5331

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SALSA NIGHT AT GANNONS-See This Week’s Picks. 9pm-Midnight. Gannon’s (100 Wailea Golf Club Dr.); 808-875-8080, gannonsrestaurant.com

FREE HULA SHOW - Free. 11am Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; mauimall.com

SATURDAY, FEB 1 CONGO CAFE PRESENTS- AFRICAN PARTY!! -Please come out and join the fun! High energy dance party with live drumming. 7pm, Paia location TBA. Please call 808-269-7362 for more information

CIRQUE DU SUNDAY - Emerald City aerial artist wow audiences with flying trapeze, acrobatics and urban gymnastics. Take your turn on the trapeze for $10 and find out if the circus life is for you.

Free. $10 to swing on trapeze. 2-5:30pm Emerald City Trapeze Maui, (111 Ulupono St., Lahaina); 808-268-9597; emeraldcitytrapeze.com/maui

RUN AND WALK FOR THE WHALES See This Week’s Picks. Register or see prices online. Half Marathon: 6:15am; 10K: 6:45am; 5K: 7:00am and 2.5 walk: 7:05am Ma’alaea Harbor Shops, (300 Ma‘alaea Rd.); 808-249-8811; flpregister.com/69

KUANA TORRES KAHELE - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 7pm-9pm. Four Seasons Resort Lanai, The Lodge at Koele (One Keomoku Hwy., Lanai City), fourseasons.com/koele

THIRD, FOURTH DAVE CHAPPELLE SHOWS - Mon, Feb 10; Tues, Feb 11. A legend in standup and sketch comedy, Dave Chappelle has Maui residents lining up for a coveted seat to one of his now four shows on Maui. Note: this show contains strong language and adult material. $55. 7:30pm.

Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org JO KOY - Fri, Feb 7. From filling clubs across the nation to being seen weekly as a regular guest on Chelsea Lately, Jo Koy has come a long way from his modest start performing at a Las Vegas coffee house. His infectiously explosive energy on stage, insightful jokes and family inspired humor cross all boundaries and led Daily Variety to name him one of the “10 Comics to Watch.” He has appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Call with Carson Daly, BET’s Comic View, Jamie Foxx Presents: Laffapalooza, and appeared in various VH1 I Love the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s episodes. $25, $35, $45.

7:30pm Castle Theater, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469; mauiarts.org AFRIKA BAMBAATAA- Sat, Feb 22. BAMP Project presents Afrika Bambaataa performing

CHINESE NEW YEAR FESTIVAL - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-2pm. Maui Mall (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului), mauimall.com 2014 MAUI OPEN STUDIOS: OPENING CELEBRATION & PREVIEW EXHIBITION - See This Week’s Picks. 5-8pm Maui Tropical Plantation, (1670 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Wailuku); 808244-7643; mauitropicalplantation.com BOOK TRUST’S ANNUAL ART EXTRAVA-

GLBT MAUI PRIDE MARTINI NIGHT - GLBT and friends are invited to sip martinis and mingle every Sunday at Ambrosia. Free. No host food & drinks. 8pm-2am Ambrosia, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011; mauipride.org

MONDAY, FEB 3 JERRY SULLIVAN - See tropical florals in oil and acrylic as well as selected pieces of Chinese brush paintings in Lahaina Society’s Banyan Tree Gallery until March 2. There will be a reception

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AMBROSIA 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-1011

DigiLuxe w/DJ TRVR 11pm; no cover

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL Wharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

CASANOVA

142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Blues Night w/ Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-8:30pm

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. 744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 891-8010

HARD ROCK CAFE 900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

ISANA 515 S. Kihei Rd. - 874-5700

JAVA JAZZ 3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

Will Hartzag 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Howard Ahia & Friends 6:30-8:30/ WED-Jamie Gallo Showcase, 6:30-8:30

Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; no cover

DaveCarroll 7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips 7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED-closed

Next Level Entertainment, 9pm

Annie and the Orfinz, 9pm

DJ, 9pm

SUPERBOWL PARTY! w/ Gina Martinelli

Quiz 7pm

DJ 10pm

Jordan 7pm;

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Soul Kitchen

JAH Residentz 9pm

Dat Guyz 9pm

Pa’a Mana, 9pm

SUPERBOWL/Karaoke 8pm

AVDJ All-Request, 4-7pm no cover

Evan Schulman, 5:30pm

Karaoke 9pm

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Karaoke 9pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

Mel Aruza, 7pm

Rick Glencross, 7pm

a line-up of slack key artist, featuring an award winning artist every week. $37-$79. 7:30pm Napili Kai Beach Resort, (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Napili); 808-669-6271; slackkeyshow.com

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PARADISE WEDNESDAYS - Reggae, dancehall, irie vibes with DJ Irie Dole JahWarrior Shelter HIFI/Q103. 21 and over only. Free. 10pm-1am Paradise Grill - Mellos Bar, (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700

WEDNESDAY, FEB 5 MAYOR ARAKAWA STATE OF THE COUNTY ADDRESS- See This Week’s Picks.

5-6pm., McCoy Studio Theater, Maui Arts and Cultural Center (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, mauiarts.org SOUTH SIDE BIKE RIDE - You’ll need more than a beach cruiser for this bike ride. Riders pedal an average 15mph from Kihei to Iao Valley and back. Meet at the South Maui Bicycles shop just before 7am. Road bikes recommended. Free.

7am South Maui Bicycles, (1993 S Kihei Rd.); 808-874-0068; southmauibicycles.com GEORGE KAHUMOKU JR’S GRAMMY AWARD SLACK KEY SHOW - Every Wednesday experience the music of the masters at George Kahumoku’s Slack Key Show. This week will include

WED- Famous Ladies Night w/DJ Kurt, 9-1am

SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!!

on Friday, Feb. 14, from 6-8pm for the public to meet Jerry and discuss her art. Lahaina Arts Society, (648 Wharf St., Suite #103, Lahaina); 808-661-0111; lahainaarts.com

SURF’S UP: A MIXED ART EXHIBIT TO KICK OFF MAUI’S WAVE SEASON - Thu-Wed. Kicking off the wave season on Maui’s North Shore, Art Project Paia Gallery presents Surf’s Up!, a new mixed art exhibition featuring a very eclectic group of artists who share a fascination with surf.

Displaying a wide variety of art forms, the group show includes neon art, surfboard art, wave/surfer collages, color photography showing the abstraction of surfing and some classic photos of some of Maui’s most famous surfers. Artists include Erik Aeder, Shawna Ankenbrandt, David Burdeny, Mike di Nicola, Micky Eskimo, Jay Kelly, Kim McDonald, Gay Summer Rick and Lisa Schulte.

Surf’s Up! 11am-5pm Art Project Paia Gallery, (77 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-214-6949; aetprojectpaia. com; mauisam.cindee@gmail.com

MON - Mellow Yellow Monday 8pm, TUE- Tequila& Salsa 8pm, WED- Polka Dots & Moonbeams, 8pm

Uncle Willie K, 9pm

Wharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

1279 S. Kihei Rd.- 874-9299

Volcanic w/ DJ PlaywFire, DJ Kurt & DJ TRVR 8pm; no cover

The Larry Keal Duo w/ The Aloha Bluegrass band, 9:30pm

COOL CAT CAFE DIAMONDS ICE BAR

DJ Decka 10pm; no cover

Feel Di Vybz w/ DJ Irie Dole & DK Wok, 10pm

1188 Makawao Ave. - 572-0220

CHARLEY’S

DJ Skinny Guy, 10pm no cover

FARMERS MARKET, ART/CRAFT FAIRS FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, HONOKOWAI - Every Mon, Wed & Fri. Lots of fresh local produce plus baked and canned goods. 7-11am Farmers Market Maui & Deli, (3636 L. Honoapi‘ilani Rd., Honokowai); 808-669-7004 FARMERS MARKET OF MAUI, KIHEI - MonFri. Sample the goods at this local market for fresh produce. On Fridays, open until 5pm. 8am4pm Farmers Market of Maui, (61 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-0949 MAKAWAO FARMERS MARKET - Wed. Fresh produce. Everything sold is Maui Grown, NonGMO and organic. 9am-2pm Po‘okela Church, (200 Olinda Rd., Makawao); 808-419-1570 FARMERS MARKET IN PAIA - Daily. Island grown fruit smoothies, coconut water and fresh juices. Organically grown Maui fruits and veggies.

Produce Boxes available. 10am-6pm One Love Market, (381 Baldwin Ave., Paia); 808-280-9019; onelovemarket.com ONO ORGANIC FARMS - Daily (except Sat).

A family-owned and operated, certified organic coffee and tropical fruit farm. 10:30am-6pm Ono Organic Farms, (149 Hana Hwy.)

TUE-Pool League/ WED- Maui Blues Band, 8pm MON -Bartenders Mix, TUE-Johnny Ringo, 10pm

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE- Karaoke / WED- Rick Glencross 4-8pm & Open Mic, 9pm

MON- Evan Schulman 5:30-8:30pm no cover, TUE-AVDJ 4-7pm, no cover WED-Kenny Roberts, 5:30-8:30pm, no cover WED - Karaoke 9pm Mike Madden & Farzad Azad, 7pm

Kula Country Farm stand offers fruits and vegetables that are only locally grown and harvested fresh then stocked on the shelves daily. Open Tue-Thu 11am-5pm. Kula Country Farms, (Kula Hwy at Kekaulike Avenue, Kula) OPEN MARKET - Wed. Hale Ku‘ai Open Market features fresh fruit and vegetables open to the public on Wednesday from 11am to 2pm. Available for pre orders pick up on Wednesday. Free.

11am-2pm Open market, (1977 Main St., Wailuku); 808-984-2156 FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE LAHAINA - Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 10am-12pm Republic Parking Lot, (Corner of Dickenson and Waine‘e, Lahaina); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Thu. 11am-3pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.) FARMERS MARKET UHMC - Every Mon & Thu. Enjoy fresh sustainably grown produce including” tomatoes, lettuce, eggplant, squash, kale, beets, radish, herbs, Asian greens, daikon, chard, flowers and more. Grown on campus by Agriculture and Natural Resource students. 12-1:30pm University of Hawaii Maui College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHANA - Thu. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui. Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free. 2-4pm Lahaina Christian Fellowship Church, (4275 Hine Way, Kahana); feedmysheepmaui.com

MON- Mike & Farzad, TUE-Cole Sulenta, WED-Fulton Tashombe

MAUI SWAP MEET - Sat. From camo hunting gear and koa carvings to vintage aloha postcards and delicate, locally-crafted jewelry, produce market, this place pretty much has it all. 50 cents admission. 7am-1pm Maui Community College, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-3100; mauiexposition.com UPCOUNTRY FARMER’S MARKET - Sat. Find the best veggies, fruits, flowers and plants, Maui farmers have to offer. Plus, extra goodies like jams and jellies. 7-11am Kulamalu Town Center (near Longs Drugs), 808-283-3257; upcountryfarmersmarket.org; upcountryfarmersmarket@gmail.com LIPOA STREET FARMER’S MARKET - Sat. Fresh produce from Maui’s farms, and handmade products, too. Great fruits and veggies. 8am12pm South Maui Center, (95 Lipoa St., Kihei) LAHAINA ARTS SOCIETY’S FINE ART FAIR - Every Sun & Sat. Under the shade of Lahaina’s famous banyan tree, over 50 select Maui artists show and sell their work. Find unique treasures including jewelry, art, handsewn items, candles and time travel at the Historic Old Lahaina Courthouse. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-9175; visitlahaina.com FEED MY SHEEP PRODUCE KAHULUI Sat. FMS Produce is a mobile produce market that sells fresh Upcountry Produce to benefit Feed My Sheep and the hungry on Maui.

Those who financially qualify will be able to buy the produce at a 75 percent discount and SNAP (food stamps) will be accepted. Free.

9:30am-12pm Christ the King Church, (Corner of Wakea Ave. and Puunene Ave., Kahului); feedmysheepmaui.com HANA FRESH FARMER’S MARKET - Mon. 3-6pm Hana Fresh, (4590 Hana Hwy.)

KULA COUNTRY FARMS - Daily (except Mon).

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KAHALE’S 1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-7711

KIMO’S 845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

Kawika’s Krew

Kenny Roberts 7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players 7pm; no cover

Jarod or Maui Blues & Co 7pm; no cover

MON - John Ness or The Vamp TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects, 7pm

1810’ 6:30pm

Willie K, 9pm

1810’ 8-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm, TUE + WED - Sam Ahia 6:308:30pm

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

KOBE STEAKHOUSE 136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR 843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

Gretchen 10pm

MON- Trivia 7-9, TUE- Open Mic 10-1, WED- Emily 10-1

Pool Tournament 7pm

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE

Free Karaoke 2pm-2am; no cover

1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

LONGHI’S LAHAINA 888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

LULU’S LAHAINA Lahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

MAUI BEACH HOTEL 1 70 Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului - 877-0051

MERRIMAN’S 1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE 100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

NFL FOOTBALL SUPERBOWL XLVIII - Sun, Feb 2. Bloody Mary Bar and breakfast with your football. $10. 7am Charley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com SUPERBOWL XLVIII - Sun, Feb 2. Kahului Ale House, (355 E. Kamehameha Ave., Kahului); 808-877-9001; alehouse.net SUPERBOWL XLVIII BREAKFAST- Sun, Feb 2. 8am Diamonds Ice Bar & Grill, (1279 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-9299

KARAOKE FREE KARAOKE - Every Sun & Wed. L’ava Sports Bar & Karaoke, (1088 L. Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-4888 KARAOKE - Wed. No cover. 10pm-1am Lulu’s Lahaina Surf Club & Grill, (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808 KARAOKE WITH “AUNTIE” TODDY LILIKOI IN THE LOUNGE AREA - Every Fri & Sat. Oku’s sushi is available until 11:30pm.

9:30pm Kobe Japanese Steakhouse & Oku’s Sushi Bar, (136 Dickenson St., Lahaina); 808-667-5555; kobemaui.com KARAOKE INDUSTRY NIGHT - Every Sun & Mon. Welcoming all workers from the food and beverage industry to let loose and belt a tune. Half off food and drinks. No Cover. 8pm Haui’s Life’s A Beach, (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8010

DINNER MUSIC WEST MAUI CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Sat, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7:3010pm; Fri, Benny Uyetake 7:30-10pm. (672 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0988.

CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE - Thu, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Every Tue & Sat, Easy Listening 4-10pm; Sun, Classic Rock 4-10pm; Mon, Jazz Rock 4-10pm; Every Wed & Fri, Rock & Roll 4-10pm. (811 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4855.

TOLO, 10:30pm $5 cover Howard Ahia & Friends6-9pm, Pool Tournament 8pm-close

Ladies Night w/ DJ Continental Kid & Guests 10:30pm, $5 cover

WED - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

Two Cats, 7-9pm no cover

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MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

Willie K, 7-9pm Trish da Dish, 9:30pm

Stay Eazy, 6:30-8:30pm

Soul Kitchen, 6:30-8:30pm

Super Bowl Sunday!!/ The Celtic Tigers, 7-10pm

MON - Joyce and Gord, 6:30-8:30 TUE - Brenton Keith Magic, 6:30-8:30 WED -Joel Katz 5:30-6:30, Willie K 7-9pm

MON- SIN, All Access DJ’s 10pm, TUETrivia Night 8pm, WED-Karaoke 10pm

COOL CAT CAFE - Thu, Will Hartzog 7:3010pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Justin Phillips 7-9pm; Mon, Peter D 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz at the Cat 7:30-10pm; Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm. (658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

Kanoa Kukaua Duo 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, MandoKane 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Kawika Ortiz 6:308:30pm; Sun, Kelly Covington Duo 6:308:30pm; Mon, Margie Hart 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Kanoa Kukauta 6:30-8:30pm; Wed, Pam Peterson 6:30-8:30pm. (200 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-661-1234.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Wed, Kalapana 3-5pm; Wed, Kaniela Q & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Fri, Damon and Tim 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Every Sun & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Productions 6-8:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Kealii Lum 3-5pm; Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Every Wed & Sat, Danyell 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Ka‘anapali); 808-662-2900.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7-10pm; Fri, Mel Arausa 7-10pm; Sun, Mike Madden 7-10pm; Mon, Farzad Azad 7-10pm; Tue, Cole Suletna 7-10pm; Wed, Tracy Stiles 7-10pm. (3350 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT STREET - Thu, Randall Rospond 6:30-9:30pm; Every Sun & Mon, Rick G 6:30-9:30pm; Fri, The House Shakers 6:30pm; Daily, Fleetwood’s on Front St. Oyster Hour 5-6pm. (744 Front St., Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Mon, Evan Shulman 5:308:30pm; Fri, Evan Shulman 5:30-8:30pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Kamuela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Mark D’Antonio 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Tue, Damon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-667-6636.

JAPENGO AT THE HYATT REGENCY - Thu,

KIMO’S - Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810 8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakugawa 6-8pm; Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm; Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Tue, Open Mic.; Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Waine‘e St., Lahaina); 808-667-6655 LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wilson 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (2435 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA‘ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Rock Thursday 6-9pm; Wed, Island Jams with Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Mon, David Wolfberg 5:308:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm; Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/ Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Kai Ala Dr., Ka‘anapali); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Fri, Kaliko’s Way 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troup E 6-9pm. (2291 Ka‘anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

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Sign Language AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)

There’s no excuse to sit on the couch eating bonbons, Aquarius—at least not this week. With the Sun’s nuclear force fueling you, communicating your ideas in a way that inspires yourself and others to actually do something about them has rarely been simpler. You will inspire almost without trying—but you do have to try. Don’t waste your motivational might—especially since your message is so relevant to so many in your life, on numerous levels. We need you to lovingly kick our asses with your sweet wisdom. Get up on that soapbox and preach, please. Amen, hallelujah.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)

Sweetness is the way to go. Forget a lame, linear agenda of always getting your way, or exactly what you want (sweetness alone rarely works for that).

But if you’re up for attempting a deeper game—a more evolved schema—like simply aiming for a positive/constructive outcome to any given situation, honey will work better than vinegar. This less selfish goal allows for surprising scenarios that rock; that are, in fact, far superior to the ones you’d have manifested on your own. Channel as much rich, molasses-thick kindness this week as you can—forgetting the clenched fake sweet of saccharin or the harsh tang of vinegar—and you’re more likely to get more deeply satisfying shit than the stuff you thought you wanted before.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)

I’m no Zeus. Rarely do ideas spring, like goddesses, fully-formed from my forehead. Instead, they’re usually born as tiny, barely discernible seeds that only develop into actually workable concepts after much nourishment and care. Many of them never sprout at all, but I water every one, just in case. Although you’ve experienced the occasional epiphany, your creative methods usually resemble mine, out of necessity—which is why I’m surprised to see you neglecting so many idea-plantlets. Stop waiting for an Athena-quality brainchild to be born—even by spiritual C-section. Instead nourish the promise of each germ of an idea you already have—there’s no other way to discover if it’ll end up teeny or titanic.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

My dad used to play this joke in which he’d rub a jalapeno pepper along the rims of others’ drinking glasses. As they sought to quench the burning with their beverages, they’d only aggravate the problem.

Someone’s played this kind of juvenile prank on you.

Don’t fall for it. The first two solutions your jittery brain will come up with can only exacerbate the situation, not ameliorate it. When you start feeling the sting, don’t frantically flail trying to extinguish it. If you resist your initial panic, you’ll notice the pain isn’t as intense as it initially seemed—and you’ll be able to find a realistic answer to it—one that will actually work.

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You bounce between impractical genius and grounded brilliance; usually the trick is timing—knowing which to utilize when. That’s where I can help.

For instance, this is a lousy week for mundane affairs, like balancing your checkbook, looking for a job, or negotiating a business deal. It’s much better for magnificent leaps of imagination: learning to live happily on practically no money; envisioning a lucrative career doing only what you want; or traversing the chaotic emotional terrain between you and your fellow human beings. It’s like you’re farsighted, instead of myopically focused on local minutiae—the more out there something is this week, the better you can navigate it. Save the routine trivia for later (or never).

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20)

Building a rock wall is an art. You can’t just haphazardly stack stone; your structure will collapse repeatedly into a shifting and dangerous mound of heavy granite. The size, shape, and heft of each stone has to be carefully evaluated and considered in reference to the others to ensure a tight, stable fit. Constructing the inevitably variable but necessarily dependable boundaries that define the edges of your life is an even more painstaking process. As you develop and delineate the emotional frontiers in your closest relationships this week, be careful. Don’t just stack stone. Breathe deeply, take your time, and do it right.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)

Invisibility technology has come a long way. These days there’s really cool material that mirrors whatever’s behind it, giving the illusion of transparency.

Even though donning a cloak of invisibility may seem just too Harry-Potterish for you to take seriously, you might wish you had one, anyway, this week. The more ably you fly under the radar and avoid any and all notice, the better off you’ll be.

Luckily for you, you have your own form of imperceptibility that works without magic or cutting-edge technology, since it’s based entirely on your own sense of timing, tact, and gut instinct. Use it.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

You are often the hardest sign to write a weekly horoscope for, Cancer. The problem: your ruling planet is the moon, which slips from sign to sign with slutty abandon every two and half days, and has myriad anonymous encounters with other planets along the way. During that time, you’re liable to experience any number of shifting moods, which might or might not mutate or catalyze significant events in your life. I try to look at the bigger stuff, but sometimes—as you know—the little shit is what’s most important—like this week: Ignore the tsunamis that come your way. It’s the little waves before or after that are more likely to knock you down.

I was thinking about one time I lost my temper (a rare event) and threw a paper cup of lukewarm chai at someone. Although that ridiculously juvenile and pathetic gesture didn’t win me any points, I have to admit it felt sort of good. This week, as you enter the crossroads I just left, consider your options: One fork, down which you keep your cool, will more likely advance your agenda—if in a totally lame, anticlimactic way. The other fork—the one where you blow your lid and vent emotional steam—won’t win your argument for you. It’s a tough choice. Think about it this way: It’s nice to get what you want, but they say that people who express their anger live longer. It’s your call.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)

Light acts as both particle and wave, depending on the situation—but never both at the same time; it can only be observed in one state or the other at any given moment. This essential paradox resembles the koan of your existence right now (A koan is a riddle Zen Buddhists use to focus the mind during meditation, and enhance their intuitive powers). Stop flipping your shit trying to wrap your head around it. It’s something you can only understand with your heart. Once you do, you’ll realize that not only can you be more than one apparently contradictory thing—you have to be.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

You have fleas, scabies, and crabs. Although they’re manifesting more on the psychological plane than the physical one, they’re no less injurious and real. These tiny parasites have been burrowing under your spiritual armor for way too long now. At first they seemed such a minor nuisance that you lazily refused to go through the admittedly excessive hassle of actually ridding yourself of them. But now their numerous miniscule bites and irritations have mounted to an agonizing itch that threatens to cloud every thought and obscure every action. Exterminating them once and for all may be tortuous and complicated, but it’s never going to get easier. Better now than later.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)

It’s like you’d almost quit smoking. You’d done the patch/inhaler/gum thing, and finally kicked the physical cravings, if not the psychological ones.

You were just starting to actually taste food again.

Your lungs had just begun to heal. That’s why it’s so upsetting to see you fall off that wagon. What’s missing from your disciplinary regime? A real decision—the kind people make when they find out they’re pregnant, or have cancer. Don’t wait until your situation gets that extreme. If it’s a decision you’d make under those circumstances, it’s one you should make in any case. Please do so.

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